KFC Radio - Kendrick Lamar’s Controversial Halftime Show ft. Dan Carney

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Those jeans were crazy. For a guy who's also like 5'5", like having your jeans look too big is... It's not that the jeans do, it's just the style. He wore flare jeans. They look like flare jeans. All right, it's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. We've got a lot to get to. Start with the Super Bowl.

You happy? It's a good game. For all the reasons I wanted the Chiefs and Mahomes to do well is the exact reasons why you did not want to. Surprise, surprise, things did not go my way, and they went the New England way. You used to think weirdly far back. Yeah, you feel a little bit.

Do I? I mean, I wasn't rooting. I was rooting for the Eagles, but, like, honestly, I think it was more just because, like, I have friends who are Eagles fans. I didn't really care because I think I've made it pretty clear. Like, I don't know. You're not going to convince me that Mahomes is better than Brady, so I don't really care because I think I've made it pretty clear. You're not going to convince me that Mahomes is better than Brady,

so I don't really care what his stats are. Not that they're not comparable. It's pretty nice. Yeah, yeah. Well, I know, but like – It's also – it's one of those things where, first of all, we're so quick, and it's not just with these two particular people. It's just the way the world works.

Everyone always wants to be the next guy. Mahomes, I believe he's still on pace. Totally. That's the thing. Brady had three separate spans of his career, seven-year spans. All three of them are Hall of Fame careers. Mahomes got one. Right.

Great job. Can you do two more? I don't know. I saw someone say Everybody's better than Tom Brady Until it's time to be better than Tom Brady Like it was awesome even having him If he was old

And the book was like closed on him This is similar to people telling You know Brady's done It's over for Brady This is 07 Super Bowl This is Brady just lost to the Giants Because Montana had never lost a Super Bowl. See, that to me is also the Jordan and LeBron thing.

Jordan's 6-0. LeBron is 4-6 or whatever. But then to beat them, you have to do something that they never – so Montana went 4-0. So to become better than Montana, Brady had to win 7. So Mahomes has to win 8 now. That's the way i just like to me it's i don't think getting your doors blown off by an eagles team who like by the way you know like getting you know pat mahomes doesn't give up 40 points you know what i mean so like the fact

that it's a blowout is also not as much of a he played like shit so like that's the knock on him but being like it was a blowout versus just a loss, it's like I was saying to Dave, Tom Brady losing to the Jets in the fucking divisional round of the playoffs, I think is worse than getting blown out in the Super Bowl. It's not memorable for fans

in terms of a legacy. Yeah, that's what I mean. The legacy discussion, you have to win eight now. Just because he got blown out once. Well, twice. Because now you have to beat him now. You can't just keep pace with him anymore. You have to win eight now. Just because he got blown out once. Well, twice. Because now you have to beat him now. You can't just keep pace with him anymore.

You have to beat him. What do you mean? When's the next four? When's four in a row? When's four in a row? Yeah. That's something Brady never did. So it's got to just be a different year.

It's got to be something that is a complete level that's never been done. What if he wins three but throws for 600 yards a game and fucking seven touchdowns? Probably not. I don't know. I mean, because then – It's just like – look, again, my thing is like Mahomes is really good. Mahomes belongs in the conversation, all that stuff. But realistically, if we're talking about –

if we're like taking in how the legacy, how those conversations will go, you have to do something he's never done. What if they lost 27-24? Does that change things? Yeah, it probably changes things. But it's still like, he's still not halfway there. That was the crazy thing. I don't think anybody was like, I just don't think it's over for him.

I don't think it's over. Now he has to do something insane. Now he has to play. But do you think because just one makes a difference? When you're talking about getting to seven, one now versus one in a couple years you know what i mean i i think if if he has seven and brady has seven people will point to this and go brady never got fucking blown out so you got but what if what if what if mahomes does it over the next you know he would we need to win five more four more four more four more what if he wins four in five years where it's like, I never missed the Super Bowl.

You missed for a decade. I think that'll be an argument, but I think it'll be – I think the longevity will help. Look, we won't know until it's happening. Yeah, that's kind of the thing. I think he's just so young that the book is not closed on him. The book's not closed, but this is a huge blemish that people will point to and go – and it's actually – it's the funniest thing, too. It's such an example of like how time works.

And cause like in 20 years, someone will be arguing with an 18 year old and be like, well, my home's through for 250 yards and scored 22 points. Not if you watch the fucking game. Not if you watch the game. He played so bad. And I don't even have to say like when you, when you have, and Jackie knows this,

when you have that much of an edge in the O line and the D line, it's over. I don't care who the quarterback is. I don't care who your weapons are. They are so far superior in both those. You could play that game 100 times if those lines play that way. I mean, that stat of the average on their O-line is 6'6", 345 or whatever, it's fucking crazy, dude.

That's how Brady lost, too. It was like the Giants D-line. Like, it's just. But Mahomes having two losses totaling 50 points, I think it is, or 40 points is what his two losses in Super Bowl are. Brady's three combined are for 15 points. That's tough. The fact that. I don't know if I necessarily think that, like, how much you lose.

I mean, obviously it does. But it's like. Like, Brady. One of Brady's losses He threw for 500 yards And four touchdowns Yeah Like he did all he could Yeah

Yeah right right Like the Like the When Brady played You know like the game He beat the Rams Like what You know it was like

10-7 or 13-10 or whatever 13-3 I think Yeah But the But that was even that Like fourth quarter He was going to touchdown Tom Brady

The Like exactly What that tweet said Like everyone's better than Brady So it's time to beat Brady But that was even that. Fourth quarter, he was going to touchdown Tom Brady. Exactly what that tweet said. Everyone's better than Brady until it's time to beat Brady. Hit him on the call. You know he was just sitting there. I love it. The Seahawks game. That was against the number one overall defense in the NFL.

That was against the Legion of Boom. Fourth quarter, Tom Brady went 12 for 12, 200 yards, two touchdowns. When it's time, there was a fucking guy seems like pat mahomes might not be that guy seems like the other one no but like but like up until right now the stats were i mean he was the guy like had better like game winning stats and come from behind wins than tom brady It was like Trey Wingo was talking about. It was like there's been, you know, he has 12 times that, like, you know, it was a minute left and down by a score, and he's, like, won all of them

or whatever it was. I see. Brady had won, like, four of them. Somebody else had won, like, five of them, and Mahomes won, like, eight of eight or whatever it was. So it's like there are these numbers. There are numbers, but I'm a vibes guy. And like we had this discussion at dinner in New Orleans,

and we were like – it was me. Who was I sitting next to? Oh, it was Hank. And me and Hank were like, give me Patrick Mahomes' iconic playoff moment because Brady's got 50 of them, and no one could give us one. Someone's fucking Malasek was like the 60 yard chicken route to tyree kill and everyone's like what the fuck are you talking about you guys are skewed a little bit come on well we we were we weren't asking pats fans we were asking everyone else

i mean give me an iconic pat mahomes super bowl you said playoffs when he when he when he beat josh allen with what like 13 seconds to go okay that was a big one there's one i mean i i'm not the the guy to do this i'm sure if you talked to like a a real i'm sure in that 49ers game he they were down right they were down big against the niners and he came back like i i can't give you the specifics i'm not the guy to do it but i bet you there are it's not brady and that's the point is you know you got a long way to go but uh i was at a like a kid's family party. I'm not doing enough social stuff with the guys, with the dads.

I'm getting gossiped about. That's lame. It's like, I don't do that with anybody. It's not you guys. Nothing against you. It's not like I'm out partying with other people. So anyway, but I go to this house party, and it was, I mean, it was crazy. First of all, just oddly, for whatever reason, being in New York, but it was full Eagles fans everywhere.

This is how it was. This is like, this is just a basement of, like, children who were. In New York? That's not how loud this is. This is a house basement of children who were... In New York? That's not how loud this is. This is a house party. What? Why are there so many Eagles fans in New York? And they're all rooting for the Eagles?

All rooting for the Eagles. Why? So I know that the mom who hosted the party was an Eagles fan. That skewed things. But there was a hundred people at this party. It was crazy. It was huge. So you had families of all kind jets fans giants fans new york fans like it was they were all i mean look at it sounds like you're on broad street like why are there so

many eagles fans they were going they were going tushy pushy doing the eagles chant everything i was like this is fucking nuts and then the craziest thing of all when donald trump went on the screen these kids went bananas what they went nuts and i was like this is weird i don't care who you are what what your politics are president goes on camera people were like like nine-year-olds yeah i was like what the fuck why i don't know i don't fucking know same tiktok i don't know. I don't fucking know. Same TikTok? I don't know. It was a crazy experience.

I was just sitting there like, I don't know. I thought I was going to be like talking to the dads and just like, you know, watching the game. And it was like, I was in a fucking stadium of children. Were these all dads of Shay and Keith? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I would hope. They have a bunch of kids who don't know the kids are with the wife i was just with some random kids i had the sunday off decided to go in the basement with some children you have other friends who happen to have kids yes yeah you're right you're right so that was i was like this is is 40. This is life now. I also am – I, like, started a race war with the halftime show. My – I am at the point – I do not like going viral anymore, man. I do not want the views.

I do not want the comments. I don't like it. You want to, like, stay and start a race war. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's the thing is I always – even when I was making that video, I had a version with a lot of disclaimers of like, I understand this and I understand that, but I just didn't like it. And I was like – kind of like we were talking about Tommy Beater. It's like, fuck that. Yeah, yeah. Be entertaining.

So I was like, this shit sucked. But it's got a lot of views and a lot of comments and people in hip-hop that I like and revere are commenting. And I don't like that. I'm like, oh, fuck. Brooklyn Decker's in there telling me that I'm wrong. Brooklyn Decker is going to tell me that Kendrick Lamar is amazing. You didn't like it? I did not like it.

I liked it. I liked it too. I think that was a rap concert. And I think he is a good rapper and a good performer. I thought – I think that lineup that set list is fucking insane for the Super Bowl I don't like your fourth single off your new album is fucking nuts I I don't disagree with that because so I liked it because I did not have a high bar I don't really know Kendrick Lamar I was like like, I don't know. This will probably be fine. And then it started, and I liked Samuel L. Jackson. I liked the choreography.

I liked the visuals. I thought that was lacking. Because I remember saying what I thought was going to happen was kind of the Imagine Dragons Grammy performance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember saying, he does not have the catalog. This is not a debate. You're talking about Michael Jackson and Prince and people who have Rihanna have like 20 number one hits. He just does not have the catalog this is not a debate you're talking about michael jackson and prince and people who have rihanna have like 20 number one hits he just does not have that but i thought what was going to happen was people were going to be like i don't know those songs but that dude

put on a fucking show i don't think he i think i thought he kind of walked like the dancing the the american flag the playstation controller i don't you know when're talking about, I was thinking it was gonna be fucking fire. And I also think you should always go with live music, even as a rapper. I think having a band. Oh, I see music. Yeah.

Yeah. And by the way, since it was straight up lip singing, that was, Oh, I thought she was great. I didn't notice that, but I thought she was great.

If you go back and watch, I mean, it's, it's like Britney Spears, crazy. Yeah. And she like threw in some ad libs, but she's dancing and moving, and the voice, it's just a studio song. That was crazy.

I'm surprised that was not getting called out more. I just think two things. One, still so heavily Drake. Serena Williams being out there doing two of your diss tracks. I think that should be more of like your moment and like a culmination. Let me start by saying this. I know that Kendrick Lamar does not care about this. People like he's only he really cares about rap and black culture.

And those people are happy. So, you know, as a white guy and middle America and like they don't care. We don't care that you don't like it. But then i think you also open yourself up to criticism where it's like this is a show where you there are people who have transcended your niche and your genre and have so many hits and can do such a performance that every age and every gender and every race walk away being like whoa that was crazy i think rap fans walked away going that was awesome i think that's falling short in the super bowl i

think that it's a level two. I think we keep the Super Bowl halftime show on such a pedestal. They're fine. I've been in the crowd. I watched Adam Levine do 10 songs. I watched Justin Timberlake do seven songs. I know. But when you look at the Michael Jackson moment and the Prince in the Rain and some of the big ones, those are transcendent music moments.

There are a handful of iconic moments, but I think largely lifetime show like like that ended and i went i was pretty good and i think that's what most of them are yeah well that is fair i mean obviously you know we're getting fired up over it's a silly thing but like i also don't like that that to me felt like people were waiting for one song yeah and he even teased it throughout like did you know did a minute, like a second of it. That's the song that just won five Grammys last week. Yeah, but like,

that's a big song to be like, that's super cool. But he did Humble and he did DNA. Like, Peekaboo was the only one I would kind of say, like, was a little random for him to. Man in the Garden

and Luther. But like, there isn't a single artist you could put up there. Maybe not a single, there are a couple artists, but like 99% of artists you put up there,

I'll know about half their songs. And that what i knew about i don't know man when you have a rihanna and an usher who are like it's like which song is he gonna do first because you have your show yeah i i i don't know i don't remember anything about your show honestly if you look at if you look at every year this like there's just tweets and headlines it always sucks like when usually people have 10 songs that you're like this could be the opener this could be the closer this could be like usher was leaving number one hits off of his fucking set list yeah when you have like one song that you're building up to and teasing and i know it's the song of the moment but it's also just like you have like one song that you're building up to and teasing and i know it's the song of the moment but it's also just like that felt like one hit wonderish to me where it

was like most of america doesn't know any of these songs and they were waiting for the one song versus you know when rihanna does it when usher does it when eminem dre and 50 cent there's like you know every single song yeah you know and that to me is just what the stage for the super bowl is and you want to be artistic and send a message and all that is fine he basically kind of said like i'm not doing that i'm doing it my way that is okay but it is it's to me it's like if you were like djing a party and you're like i'm gonna control the party but i'm not gonna do a party yeah it's like okay like what you did was cool i don't't know. You're doing turntables.

You're doing music. You're scratching. It's like we just want the fucking party. So to me, it was more – that's why I always thought the selection was not the best. But what I thought was going to happen was a memorable visual. And that to me I thought was very – I thought the American flag like dancers. I thought that – I thought everything that happened, I was basically like, that was cool.

Those jeans were fucking crazy. For a guy who's also like 5'5", having your jeans look too big. It's not his jeans, dude. It's just the style. He wore flare jeans. They're like bear bottoms. It just made him look like a mom body. Crazy.

I don't know. That, to me, is also a thing. I think right now people are just propping Kendrick up. I think if it's a different artist or a different situation where there's not the Drake thing and hate and love, I think some of that shit would have got more heat than it did. Probably. Maybe. I don't know. I'm indifferent on the drake beef all that

stuff i'm kind of on kendrick's side now which is probably what he wanted i'm like if he's doing out of the super bowl like i think he might just be a pedophile like no no one's saying anything like i don't know it seems like it's it seems like it's like the entire grammys are screaming it like he might just be a pedophile i don't know what else to do at this point. I think, though, like, being in the crowd with A-minor must have been, like, that's a cool moment. Yeah. The necklace was cool. I will say he was kind of like, I was watching it back, and he was kind of just, like, speed skating.

I thought that was cool. They're all in the flying V. Yeah, but, like, the whole time, like, it's actually the whole time he's just, like, kind of, like speed skating. I thought that was cool. They're all in the flying V. Yeah, but like the whole time, it's actually the whole time he's just kind of back and forth. And his thighs, because of the jeans, they look, it's just giving. He's so tiny. I just think that the knock,

Drake lost the battle so bad that people really don't talk about what his side of it was. But this kind of was what Drake was saying. He's like, you're always talking about like it's always this big thing and it's never just like good music you know what i mean yeah yeah a message involved and it's preachy and it's and it's like and that's what the fans are saying right now like it was artistic and he fucked the system and he did it for the culture and it's like i know uh we're at the sober ball like you know it's like when he did his pop-out show in L.A. for the culture, for the battle. That's fine.

Now, show me you can do this. I just don't think you can do that. And ironically, if you were to pick a – he was the first solo rap artist to ever do the whole thing. And ironically, if the person who would be able to do that is Drake. That's fair. And that's, I think, what Drake's point was. And had he won the battle, I think people would have been like,

see, but he lost it so badly that everyone... I mean, people were saying that because he brought out SZA and he brought out Serena Williams, two Xs of his, and that the PlayStation controller had an X on the field, that it meant XXX

because Drake was linked to XXXTentacion's murder. And I was like – I don't think that means that. This is a song. No. No fucking way. It's like people just will come up with anything for Kendrick Lamar to be – XXXTentacion was like –

His other album though was like a song and like – The song with SZA was like a really big song. I don't think it had anything to do with like Drake's X. Nothing. It I was like, the song was, it was like a really big song. I don't know. I didn't do it. Like Drake's ex. It's just like a Serena Williams was, that was like, we're going to bring you out to.

And even that it's like three Williams was crip walking at Wimbledon and got so much heat for it. And now he gave her a space to do it. And everyone loved it. I get that. I'm a white guy. This is not for me. All that. Yes,

yes, yes. I understand. It's just, there's a whole other side to the Superbowl. If you don't deliver that, I think I love Joey, Joey Kamasa's take. Did you see his divas only? Yeah. Yeah. it's just there's a whole other side to the super bowl if you don't deliver that i think i love joey joey camasas take did you see his uh divas only yeah yeah super bowl halftime show is

no place for a man that's pretty accurate i like that because it is it's about the pageantry and the flamboyance and like when you're a rapper you know i think there is a way i thought the pageantry was was solid again like adam levine fucking justin tibbley they didn't have any fucking pageantry they just stood there and sang songs like it's not i i don't know like i feel like every year it's almost i know you talk about sometimes with like uh giving birth where you just forget like every year like this is gonna be the biggest show in the history and it's like no it's a fucking 15 minute show in between the football game yeah it's not like it's massive but i do think you have the most like the there's

probably few and far between but i would say the the uh michael jackson and prince moments were huge i actually think last year's was was a big deal just for rap music because it was like all of the rap hits in la yeah with dre eminem 50 cent all that shit where you know the visual probably wasn't there. It was like the opposite of Rihanna. Rihanna has the catalog, and I thought, because she was six months pregnant or some shit, she wasn't doing...

But I'm thinking of fucking Lady Gaga jumping off the fucking building. These things that are usually a bigger performance. It was a rap performance. But I don't want this this rap war this race war is it's it is it's uh fitting it plays like directly literally into the not like us theme you know what i mean yeah this is not for you this is you're not like us not what it's about i got it i got it people it's it's the class like this you're not understanding

it's over your head no i get it i just didn't like it yeah which is fine but like you know there's 10 million people who when there's more than 10 million people but like when the rolling stones come out and do five geriatric songs they're like this sucks yes but my my only thing is i think a lot of the positive I'm seeing, like they're like, he rapped and he, he, he was able to clean up and censor it and like, didn't miss a beat. I'm like,

I don't know. That's, I don't know. Yeah. That's not a problem. Like to me, that's not it. Like,

so a lot of the, the, the, it's like he sent a message, he did it his way. He didn't do what people usually do. He doesn't care. Those are all other things not the performance you know what

i mean it's also like i mean this is just what people do like what's what celebrities do is like you play to your base right like it's what it's what dave does it's like everyone you play to your base yeah and that's what he did yeah i just think that like that, like, put it this way. This is a very funny moment. I can't wait to listen to their episode this week. Joe Budden's podcast. The set list for Kendrick Lamar leaked over the weekend. And Joe Budden was like, you are fucking retarded if you think this is the set list. He was like, he will be kicked out of the building if he does this.

This, like, whoever came up with this fake list is stupid and didn't even do a good job this is horrendous and then it was just the set list so like you know there is i'm i can't wait to see if he's gonna lean into it or backtrack on that one because he was it was it went they went on for like five minutes being like, no fucking way. He's doing these songs. And those are the songs he did. So, you know, like if we're being honest about some of the song choices, I think when time goes by, it will be more forgettable than memorable. Yeah, probably. But that is, like you said, a lot.

What other songs did people want? Like what should he have done? Like Money Trees? I think people were saying All Right was like the big one that should have been on there. Again, I don't think he has much of these on the Super Bowl level. It doesn't really have the catalog to do it. I also thought it would have been the live music thing. I thought it would have been there.

New Orleans, some sort of West Coast medley, something. Bring out a couple. When you say I have a big surprise and it's it's either sam l jackson or serena williams crip walking i don't know that but he said he had a big surprise yeah like he announced that uh i don't know he said it but it was like it was like other outlets saying kendrick lamar says he has a big surprise see that i can't do that if it's not gonna be i i also don't like if he said it that's one thing yeah i don't know if it's not going to be. I also don't, if he said it, that's one thing. I don't know if it's like someone from his team leaked like, oh, we got a surprise coming

and then blog headlines start putting Kendrick announced this huge surprise. It's like, how did he say that? Don't you think that's kind of the game? Like the same thing people are like, he didn't like ask,

like he wants to do his show his way and it's like, but you're doing this thing that is done a certain way. Yeah. And if you don't do that, that is okay. But don't and if you don't do that that is okay but don't expect everyone to just be like you so when you say if you allude to or anybody talks

about any sort of big surprise it's gonna be like heightened for the super bowl right and it can't just be like i had somebody come out and crip walk like that's you know people are like maybe he's got little wayne coming out and you get serena williams dancing it's like uh i don't know it's to me it's just not the game over thing was sick the what the game over yeah yeah yeah that that that was another moment i wish i had my camera going those little nine-year-olds when when tv off came on mustard yeah i didn't know that song i liked that one they're probably like that's a fucking banger again it's because of where my expectations were like they're probably four or five songs where I was like, oh, yeah, no, this song is fucking good.

And then I kept going, mustard! That was like a child. That's so fucking sick. I mean, it's not... What's the word I'm looking for? It's not a coincidence that not like us and TV Off are two DJ mustard beats who he makes for the pop hits. Those are the Super Bowl-type songs.

I love Frank's tweet that was like, TV off is what I should have done in a minute. You got it, Frank. Frank said that? Yeah. Did you see? Is Frank? I saw something the other day.

It was just like, you know, one of the 10 million weight loss comparisons we do. And is Frank getting close to being skinny enough we can call him fat i'll tell you what he definitely is he's getting skinny enough and he needs to buy new clothes but that is an interesting question yeah like i'm trying to make you don't really don't make fun of fat people to their face when they're fat you You make fun of like, it's like I call you fat. You're not fat. I think our biggest guy we call fat is probably Dana. Yes.

Right? Dana, Big Cat used to do that. And everyone can laugh because it's like, I know I'm not in shape, but I'm not a fat person. Frank's close. I will tell you this one. Frank's close to being a fat guy. Frank Fleming's almost fat. That's fucking hilarious.

I'll take this one, and I don't mean any shade because as we saw, and you tweeted about it, he is a gentleman in every way, but Barstool beef. Did you see the picture next to the fat Perez? Yeah. A man whose name is the Fat Perez looked like Bob Fox. Yeah. That was – I went –

That was jarring, bro. He's a big body. He's beef, bro. He is huge. That video of him with the hat, it's all I thought about for three days. Taking the hat off. Every person you met took the hat off. Fucking gentleman.

All class, baby. I'm such a fucking piece of shit. Fucking class. All class, baby. I'm such a fucking piece of shit, I never even thought to do that. I don't know. That's a golf thing, not a gentleman thing, right? I don't know. I always think of it as like an old man. Not even like a cap, like a fedora type hat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess it is a gentleman as a whole. Yeah. It is. Good to see you. I got to work that in. He is special. Did you see Stu Feiner's tweets over the Super Bowl? No.

Stu was on one, man. First of all, and he was right to point this out, the whipped cream Whippets commercial was batshit crazy. I missed that one. Oh, man. First of all, it's like dudes just doing Whippets, which they were like, ah. First time I ever did a Whippet,

I was watching Like Mike starring Lil Bow Wow. No way. Pretty young, huh? Pretty young. It's like 2002, isn't it? I don't even know if it's then. The commercial for that had tongues. It was someone opening their mouth, and then the tongue disconnected, and it was wiggling and all sorts of weird shit.

And Stu Feiner tweeted it being like, this is me eating ass. But the one that jumped out at me was, Skip Bayless said, I am not watching this halftime show out of respect for my brother, Little Wayne, who should obviously be playing in his hometown of New Orleans.

This is just so wrong. And Stu replied, you didn't respect your wife when you tried to fuck for a million. He said when Kendrick was performing Harriet Tubman when watching the Free States. He was certainly on one. Yeah, this thing creeped me out, man. That's a lot for a zoo roll commercial, man.

I like the titty one. I got a video. It was very funny. Titty commercial was great. Keegan was dialed in on that one. He was dialed in. And then the final message was like, always looked at but always so ignored or something like that. Yeah, like breast cancer.

And he was like, what does that mean? And I was like, I don't want to talk to you about this. It was a Wanda Sykes commercial, Paz, if you missed it. But Keegan was just sitting there like looking at those tits. It was fun. I was almost – it was dangerous territory. It was Keegan's first Super Bowl. He knows football now.

We were watching it, talking about it. I was like this is the type of shit where you go, oh, I was seven years old and I watched the Eagles win the Super Bowl and I'm an Eagles fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like go play with your fucking friends. It was like pick six. By the way, huge moment for white boys everywhere. Cooper with a pick six in the Super Bowl, white cornerback.

That, to me, was the biggest moment of the fucking game. Fuck Patrick Mahomes' legacy. Fuck the Eagles. Whatever. It's a white boy corner with a pick six is that should be, play that in schools and read that in textbooks and history books. But yeah, I did not want Keegan being a fucking Eagles fan because all these boys were screaming about it.

I can't get over that. It's so many fucking Eagles fans. So weird, dude. And I think what's like, I think there was probably like three or four like real ones

and then like, I was like, Keegan, who are you rooting for? He was like, the fucking Eagles. Like, I'm not gonna be the one guy moping in the corner now.

Yeah, yeah. So I get that. But yeah, all in all, all in all, a big one. I think it's still the, Today's episode of KFC Radio

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That was awesome. Yeah, thanks. Also crushed. I just need to get the first one out so I can get the second one out. So I respect you for just being like, I got to just do it. Can we not do that? Nope, we're going to do it. No, no, no.

Where are we at right now? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. How many views? 20K. That's crazy, Jack. 20K, 156 comments. You already got 2,000 subscribers.

And you did it on the most boring day possible yeah I know I mean I respect that you probably were like I just have to do this but you could not have

picked a less interesting day I'm going back to the office no one's there no one's doing anything I'm gonna be late

like it was like it was the like I thought I thought of that as like the vlog version of my first date with a girl when I went to the museum. The museum. Pick the worst possible.

I was like, if you have fun here with me, you're going to enjoy it. You made this vlog interesting. You didn't do shit. Yeah. There are a lot of days you do some really cool and interesting shit, and that's just going to make it even better. Because I had decided, all right, I'm just going to do it and interesting shit. And like, that's just going to make it even better. I had, I, cause I had decided like, all right, I'm just going to like do it and post it.

And I knew like, I have about like three days before I changed my mind. And then I was like, if I don't post this now, like I'm never gonna. So it was just like, all right, I did this room too.

It's going to have to be like the, um, if you, if you can succeed like this, when it is just a slice of life. And by the way, that is oddly enough I think what people really want. It's like we can go do a bunch of contrived shit where we're climbing a building and it's like, okay, fine. But I think what's more interesting is I'm a 24-year-old girl, producer at Barstool Sports living in New York City on my own.

Here's how it goes. I think that's way more interesting than that. Yeah, but I don't know if I'm gonna be able to like keep it interesting but i but you just inherently are interesting uh like i don't think so but you're wrong i told her this would actually be insufferable if you did think so so it's good that's why it works yes i told her this and that doesn't hurt either. Yeah, I knew I was going to say that. I mean, it's like, apparently, it was in a second. I told her, like, the way that we have been talking about you doing stand-up

is how I feel about something like this. Where I was like, we always say, like, Jackie's the real star. And then when you see a vlog like this that gets this much attraction and this much attention, and it's like, oh, no, wait. Like, you really are. Like like you could have you got me guys i have one down and like i will just beg people to watch so like but they did and they liked it but okay yeah i just like what you i know i know what you're feeling because like you need you feel you need to be interesting but the best thing in the world is to have people interested in like your regular yeah because then you don't have to put on an act you don't have to

have a character you don't have to do a thing it's like for whatever reason people the way you talk the the topics you talk about the your style people are drawn to so it's like i'm gonna keep doing this okay well that's always kind of what worked at barstool there's definitely times where i was like i don't fucking know why people are reading these blogs i'm just saying what i think it just happens to resonate with people or they like it in a certain way so like cool because i'd rather that than like all right i gotta pretend to be the crazy right-wing guy that we started you know like we gotta put on this show i gotta be this crazy sports fan it's like i just do what i do and people like it. You're in that level. I mean we don't

this is literally like if people stop like if it ends up not being interesting then I'm seriously going to have to start like stirring the pot or I'm going right wing.

Well we should do some more stuff. Yeah we'll do some cool stuff. Go to some places. But it's like What do we even do like climb buildings?

I don't know. That's the first thing? I don't know. What do I even do? Climb buildings? I don't know. That's the first thing. I don't know. What do I even do? Climb buildings? Is that what you guys want from me? That's a thing people do, right? Everyone goes climb buildings.

Do you remember the last time we did any sort of vlog that worked? We went bowling. We went bowling. People like the bowling. You know what I mean? I still want to get the pool table. I think playing pool and just watching people play pool and talk. People will watch.

Like, playing that fucking game over there. Yeah. Yeah, you're so good at that game. You know, just, thank you. But beyond all that, I think people like, like, that's Jackie's kitchen. She's, like, making a salad. Yeah. It's crazy.

That's, like, that's way more. If you're willing to share that stuff, which as, like, a single person Yeah. That's like, that's way more. If you're willing to share that stuff, which has like a single person, you don't have to worry about other people and you're kind of in control of it all. Like now's the time to do it. That's the kind of stuff that people will want to see. Did you have to convince your sister? Was she just like,

whatever? I don't care. I was wondering. I didn't ask her. I was wondering if, if this generation, your generation is like so used to making TikToks and videos out and stuff like that.

Like I don't feel comfortable doing it for myself and I definitely don't ever want to put other people in it. And I feel like they are just like, oh yeah, I was in a TikTok. I was in a video. No, like I filmed stuff this weekend and like I have to ask my friends, like are you okay with if I like post it?

Oh my God. But every time I took out the camera, I like to be like are you vlogging i was like i want to die i want to die it just happened it was funny because like also like when i saw you doing stand-up it just was like oh like you just you want to be like you wanted to try stand-up so you started doing stand-up yep so then i just like i was like like and i don't think like vlogging it's my call or like what i want to do but like i want to figure out what i'm gonna do in life i'm gonna get better i have to yeah hopefully i don't think like vlogging it's my call or like what i want to do but like i want to figure out what i'm gonna do in life so i have to yeah hopefully i don't know and also

like maybe vlogging turns into i don't know a short form video or it becomes a one day you do a contest and people like the contest you know you do content i don't know yeah it's all it's all the whole fucking our whole lives is just me yagging yeah like you're just trying this thing because that might help you better at this thing and then yeah you might suck at that and you go all right i don't i'm not good at that one like the feeling of not like i feel like like you guys handed me third chair like fishbowl was kind of like other people handed that like the feeling of me i'm gonna stop you there and interrupt you they're not handing no not handing not handing we're not giving it to anybody i didn't go out of my way i didn't really like go out of my way but more like i didn't like i was just like the feeling of me not

do like once i had the thought like maybe i could do a vlog like then it kind of started to eat at me that i wasn't doing it and i was like making excuses yeah and like i didn't necessarily want to do this like i knew it was gonna be a bitch but like the feeling of not doing it was eating at me so much that I think that's the most important thing yeah I think it's so easy for like 99.9% of the world to say no and just not do this yeah put yourself out there you don't open yourself up to criticism but the fact that you have a little like fire in you that's like I'm wasting an opportunity or I'm missing a chance is like 50% of the battle I'm always just like I'm at barstool like I'm wasting an opportunity or I'm missing a chance is like 50% of the battle. I'm always just like, I'm at barstool.

Like I have all the resources in the world. I have all the support in the world. Like what, you know, like I don't, again, I'm saying like if I got fired tomorrow, I'd be so pissed at myself for like,

not right. Right. You're also never going to get fired, but I don't say that to like, I like to ease your tension or anything like that. Like I say that in the sense that I think the best way to do the kind of work we have, we do, is when you have a safety net. And you're not getting fired.

Yeah. So the safety net's there. You can take chances. Yeah. Oh, I feel like being bet. And you watch me get myself fired. You're like, save for some. But there were a ton of years at Barstool where I always felt like I had to do Barstool work.

And I like – I wasn't that good at it. You know what I mean? Like I'm not that good at like being like a sports gambling guy. I like sports, but like I'm not that good at like doing that. But it just felt like because that's the way the company goes very largely that like that's what i have to do but the the real truth is that i wasn't gonna get fired and i should just do stuff i like because because then all you know in six months the stuff that you like becomes barstool work it becomes a thing that people like i i that's why i i think you know when we were

talking we had this conversation maybe what six, six months ago. We were talking about starting a podcast. And Dave was saying he liked you. And it was like, don't force it, though. Just, like, wait. You don't have to. It's not like, yo, you better have a thing out right now by next week or you don't have a job. You have the luxury of having a baseline job. So wait until it's, like, natural or came to you or you were ready to do it. And, like, you did that in the first one.

We basically all live on universal basic income yeah yeah yeah you get paid money do what you find interesting yeah that's true that's essentially what everyone in this company lives on and that's where like it's if you can succeed at that and you find it interesting then you you have an unlimited playbook. If your first vlog was something totally out of character, people loved it, you'd be like, fuck. Now I have to keep up this act.

Now you just do this. You could probably do a fucking show where you're just like Jackie in her bedroom and that's it. People would watch that. Well, yeah. People would watch that. Maybe you should do that i don't know like if the right wing stuff doesn't work out like ron said we've always got the grift

but no i think it's great i think there's something to being like you know you're like a little bit of content a little bit of production and that's also kind of like your personality too it's like you're out there but you're a normal person you're like quirky and weird but you're also just like regular that's the shit that plays to a lot of people yeah you didn't sell us on the children's feet either by the way oh yeah i know what your fucking limbs look like i'm not gonna show you bro i not going to show you, but my feet are so little tiny. Those fucking ski boots you're wearing.

I don't even know if we've ever made fun of you for having big feet. Yeah, you guys, yeah. I think it started with the feet. Really? I honestly, definitely the hands. The other day, my mom was like, you can't, you really can't take a compliment, can you? And I was like, yeah, give me a compliment right now. I'll take it. She's like, okay, you're literally not allowed to say anything. She goes, I think that you have beautiful hands. I was like, well really can't take a compliment, can you? And I was like, yeah, like, I can't, like, give me a compliment right now. I'll take it. She's like, okay, you're literally not allowed to say, like, anything.

She goes, I think that you have beautiful hands. I was like, well, all right. Now that's the one thing. That's the one thing I, like, cannot agree with you on. That's funny. She probably knew you had man hands and was trying to make you feel better. I remember when I called my mom when everybody pointed out my lazy eye for the first time i was like can you believe these fucking people say i have a lazy eye and she was like yeah yeah yeah i was like you knew that she's like well no it's a

droopy eyelid it's not a lazy eye but your eye i was like she goes yeah i've i've i know every inch of your body i'm your mother i know every freck I know everything. I've been looking at your droopy eye for your whole life. Gotta go, mom. I've never really noticed that. It's just like one's a little lower. I have a droopy eyelid, too. When you have white people like hooded eyes, it's very... I forget which one.

I know what my grandfather looked like towards the end. It's gonna be a scene up here. When you get the John Kerry eyes and they're like... It's gonna be this. My fucking ears are gonna be a scene when you get the john carrey eyes and they're like it's gonna be this my fucking ears are gonna be down in here it's so old all men start to look like turtles i'm starting to get jowls because i have botox here and so then i was gonna say you know why you fucking have jowls because you're freezing half your face and your half is if you do just stick a human in a freezer, would they age? That's a good question.

Would you age at least a little slower? Probably. You mean like a cryogenic freezing? No, I'm thinking like a meat locker. Like a restaurant, you know, just like a cold room. Like if I spent more time in meat lockers, would I slow my aging process? Your whole brand is just going to be meat. Meat shirts in meat lockers, would I slow my aging process? Your whole brand is just going to be meat. I know.

Meat shirts, meat lockers. I've been desperately trying to get away from the meat. You did a good job of getting away from the beans. You went from beans to meat. I did. I did. I'm so, like, yeah. But if I do spend more time in freezers, am I slowing down the process?

And also, second question, if you stick a kid in a freezer, are they growing up at the same age? This sounds like a great vlog. They'll be mentally pretty twisted, but yeah, I think their bodies will continue to grow. You should just, for the winter, you just live outside. You just watch TV on your stoop. That's a great vlog. You'll be homeless for a day Before we get too far off

Congratulating everyone While also keeping them humble The boy Pabst Pabst had I mean as good a week As you can have Pabst had

He's beaming this morning Are we talking about The Gruden's kid? The Gruden's kid Just like Just Gruden in New Orleans. Paz was unbelievable and going out, but being up in the morning and ready and yada, yada, yada, yada.

We've got two sketches. Another one comes out today for a post-Super Bowl hangover. So if you're listening to this now, go watch it. But great week. As good as you could possibly have. Ten million views on Gruden like i've had wrote that one right like that's that was a full pass production that was that actually did he okay keep going but i have questions about this kid because it was so amazing in it in filming like

i've always known like that the out of order little group was good. I've always been like, damn, this is good. And I think that's why I encourage barstool people to just do what you like. Because when I see that, that's what I like. And I'm like, oh, that's good. I can't tell what stuff I don't like is good and what's not. And I see it. I'm like, that's good. So I've always known, like, this is like, we might have something here.

Watching Pavs and Owen direct Gruden, I was like, oh, they're fucking rock stars. Like, you guys are both so fucking professional, but fun, but good. Like, it was like, again, my expectations were already high for, like, what we could maybe do one day. Like, now they're fucking sky high. All that said, you see Dave's tweet last night? No, what did he say so pavs pavs tweeted uh pavs tweeted this video from his account i tweeted the bloopers for gruden from my account because i usually post the bloopers he says have i taught you nothing it's such a it's such a perfect date like we're like a perfect date like we're you know again

pass couldn't have a better week and then it's like i don't even know who the fuck that guy is you nothing no but i mean paths did nothing wrong no but this is a classic yeah but they're they're like like there's that's it's not your job to have – first of all, we don't tweet things like this from out of order. It's not your job to tell the Barstool socials what to tweet. They're supposed to be on. This was very popular before Dave's on. So Barstool Sports should have tweeted it before then.

Viva La Stool should have tweeted it before then. Whatever. That's not your job. I just got done telling my roommates, probably one of the best weeks of my life. I actually could not be happier right now. Sat on my couch. My sister texted me, what does he mean by this?

Bro, this is a... I know everything you're saying is true, but this is tale as old as time that you, if you don't have an account, let me let me he's right no like he he is right he's he's right with the information he has like there's there's nothing that's not an out of order like out of order we like to keep with the sketches occasionally we have a goofy tweet but like out of orders twitter is just the sketches that is really fucking tough it's like yo i just created the master it's useless and then

nobody knows nobody knows this fucking loser this game is so good i think i i hope you guys saw like a bump in in in overall because i was like this is the type of thing that Super Bowl week, football fans, ESPN, people are looking at Gruden. That's why he's such a great hire in general, but specifically for your show. Did he prepare and practice? He knew all the words to the song. No. He learned that in the moment?

So that was actually what I was talking about with the out-of-order group and all that. It was such a cool week because we did two sketches. And they were both such an example of things we can do where Gruden we fucking worked on for three weeks. That was tirelessly, continuously throwing ideas, blah, blah, blah. Paz ended up typing up the script, did a great job. And then the other sketch we did, which comes out today, Nick conceived at lunch on monday we shot it tuesday yeah yeah you guys can do it and uh but this one like we had sent malasek is gruden's producer and we'd send him like a one sheet maybe two weeks before the super bowl and gruden and we got the word he's in and then

paf sent him the script like two days before the Super Bowl. And Malasek sent it to Gruden. And Gruden just replied with a thinking face emoji. Did you know that? I didn't know that. Yeah, I was keeping some things. I heard a lot of things kept from me the night before. I heard there was a couple things kept from me.

Yeah, there were some things where I was showing up to that set being like, I don't know if Gruden's going to do this. Because we'd gone to dinner the night before. And Malasek had been like, what if he shows up and doesn't want to do it? I'm like, what are you? You said he wanted to do it. That's why we're fucking here. What do you mean he might not want to do it?

Right. And so I was on edge. Like, really. Could you tell when I kept being like? Yes, yeah, 100%. Yeah, I was like, because I didn't want to like. He was as cool as fucking possibly could be. He was awesome.

But I don't think he really had like. Understood. Which which is better because he's just fucking this great off the cuff like like the line i just went to grab a snack and and uh janks was like who wrote the more to life than football line that was great and i was like pavs a little bit but mostly gruden i think what he's saying is like i've been traded uh i think the line of the script was just like, there's more to life than football. He came up with more to life than football. Oh, that was him too? He said, I wrote, I'm all right, ladies. I left that in my past life.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's more to life. And then he came up with. I've been traded, trampled, and beaten to death. There's more to life than football. That's it. Do that. Yeah, yeah.

Don't listen to me. That's bars. He, I mean, he. But like, did he, does he just know those songs? No, he didn't know. He didn't know. I think he, I think when we played it, he's like, he kind he just know those songs no he didn't know he didn't know i think he i think when we played it he's not like he kind of knew it but he took the time to he learned the lyrics but it's he's so good that like everything was like one he reads it once

i got it like we were in and out in an hour and a half easy he was like we had printed up like the scripts to hold them during scenes and maybe you did during some of them maybe you didn't i don't know but like he was just like read it got it like i don't know if that's from like play calling and shit like that but it's also a testament to you guys too because like gruden was the star but you guys are have set such a baseline of like good acting that just even the way you were like that's fucking like that's not going noticed because everyone's talking about john gruden right now but if that stuff isn't on point two at all you know it doesn't come together the same way like that's calling this ball yeah yeah i mean that that was

that could not have gone any better and he looks like he was having fun doing it he's having a ball he is an all-time hire uh bro he he had he had a line which i've told to everybody who's talked to me in the last week the night before at dozen it was like my first time meeting him and and you know how nervous i was i didn't when i met him i didn't tell him what i was because i didn't want i didn't want to bring up the sketch i didn't know tell him what what do you mean like so the dozen was tuesday night bring up the sketch. I didn't know. Tell him what you mean. So the dozen was Tuesday night. We recorded the sketch Wednesday morning. So I met Gruden for the first time Tuesday night.

We had not done the sketch yet. And he's like, Fatterberg, now tell me what it is you do here, man. And I was like, a little bit of everything. I wasn't like, I'm the guy. I'm doing a sketch for you tomorrow. I was just like, a little bit of everything, blah, blah, blah. And so he's talking to me in beers. And he's like,

Feidelberg, Dana Beers. Now let me ask, who's your third? And Dana goes, Will Compton. He goes, Will Compton? Let me tell you something about Will Compton. He's just good enough to get you beat. He's like, that's what I tell all my guys. I put Will Compton film on.

I go, he's just good enough to get you beat. He, like, only talks in coach speak. It's unbelievable. The only thing that sucks about Gruden is he will 100% go back to coaching. Yeah. Like, he's too good. He's becoming too lovable. Fans will love him. Some team will eventually be like, fuck you, Roger Goodell.

We're taking a, you know, he's just too young and too good. Right. So it feels like it's, you know, but while we're taking a you know he's just he's too young and too good right so it feels like it's you know but while we're here right this fucking way and it really is a testament to barstool and and more so dave like you know losing boston huge blow like we're good like got the football covered it's not a knock to the busted boys although that was not i didn't love that the mahomes thing was crazy not even i'm not even offended as a Barstool employee. I'm more like, just as any person watching that video, I was like, ooh, that felt pretty pathetic.

Yeah, that was a little cringy. A little begging for a show that's pretty. Hey, look, I got a call. You see it? You know when Rico giving off the idol? That was pathetic. That was pathetic. Everyone has pathetic moments.

This is all pathetic. Like, hey, we're leaving Barstool. Can you come on the show? And then, you know. Also, I never had any feeling about Mahomes one way or another. Now I'm, we're leaving Barstool. Can you come on the show? And then, you know. Also, I never had any feeling about Mahomes one way or another. Now I'm like, fuck Mahomes, too. Well, that was his saying. Wait, what's his beef?

I think Barstool makes fun of his wife. He's misread his family for 10 years, you know. But, like, we're not the only people doing it. They do some shitty things. Yeah, yeah. I don't blame Mahomes for not loving Barstool, but I also don't blame us for it. You don't want Barstool talking about your family. Tell your brother not to sexually assault people.

That's the way it goes. Right. Totally. I think Brittany Mahomes has even been like, I was not media trained. A lot of the stuff. But Greer always says it best. She's just slightly off-putting. You can talk about spraying the champagne on people.

It's like, these are things you don't like her, so you're making those into things. What you don't like is that she has a big mouth and she goes, ah! Like, Dad, you just don't like these are things you don't like her so you're making those into things. What you don't like is that she has a big mouth and she goes, ah! Like, dad,

you just don't like that. And I don't like that either but it's not like she's, you know, if anything, my mom was like, she's a gold digger. She's like a slut.

I was like, she's been dating Patrick Post since she was like 15. She's the whole opposite. She's like a family woman and rides for her husband. She was at the

AFC Championship game like 35 seconds after giving birth. She's like the most ride or die. I he's like 28 29 but yeah it's crazy he's so young um but uh one last thing about gruden i spoke to him at the dozen the night before and like i was nervous to meet him but malicek introduced me to him and the first thing he said to me is like heard a lot about you guys very excited he's like coach me up in any way you want tomorrow yell at me he's like i'm gonna listen to every single thing you say coach me the way that i would coach my players and i was like is this real life and then you fucking did in a in a world where i was i was scared and i think a lot of people in

that room were scared you and owen weren't and that was fucking owen was incredible yeah i'm telling you man ari said it the other day about you know he's surrounded by like the most successful people in the world and it's like I'm pretty fucking successful and you know at you get compared to pardon my take and call her daddy and Pat McAfee and Dave Portnoy and people who you know there's like five of them on the planet earth you know and then there's like people like out of out of Order is fucking incredible. And if it was probably just its own solo show doing the kind of stuff you're doing, it would be, in a way, it almost, like, hinders you. You know what I mean?

Sometimes it's, like, Barstool opens a lot of doors and so much opportunity, but there's so much comparison. And you're, like, fifth on the list when you would be, like, number now in like the sketch comedy world it like there's so much talent there that is watching it unfold as an outsider it's like these are the stories people tell when it's like oh yeah man we used to just be like in a fucking room throw these ideas around like i learned how to use the fucking cameras on the fly i didn't go to school for this we had this guest pop in and like it's just all happening and coming together in a very cool way that's you know as barstool has become this monster there's not as much of that anymore this feels like old school barstool or it's like i'm just you know it was the blog so it's not as big of a production but it's like i'm gonna write this like blog series every fucking time i'm gonna

write about cubicle stuff forever because i just it's you know and and you zone into what you do and what you like and you do it good and it's like fucking awesome to watch. I feel like I've gotten more street cred from Out of Order than like Barstool as a whole. Yeah. You guys while Barstool has become, we talked about a couple weeks ago, like the not cool or not

edgy or whatever, you're like the Barstool within Barstool. You're kind of the guys that are like, oh shit! Yeah, so you're doing, you know, we're not doing the corporate shit or the – Yeah, to be clear, because we're not offered it. That's always how it goes, though. Like, that's – I know what you mean, but there's, you know, it's like – No, I do – I agree with that and speaking for myself.

Because it's passion. It's passion. That's the difference. Yeah. I think we like it being what it is. What it is. Again, it's not a discussion we've ever had, but I like it where it's not inundated with ads and shit like that. Sure.

Again, we've never been offered them, so it's not like a... Well, the Dream World, and I still think the way... It's not like we're intentionally turning them down, but I think if we were offered them, I think we'd be like, eh, that's not the right fit. I think the Dream is like a streaming service,

I think, or something like that. You get money for putting it on a platform that doesn't really affect the show. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where you make your money, and I think that's like so on the table eventually for you know one of these services or protective of it that's what i was

that's the word really if i was gonna do an ad to make money because you don't things are ads it's like you have that you don't you don't need to yeah right you know i mean if it was like yo break even or like it's done you gotta do what you gotta do right but you know we're kind of given the opportunity to to as long as you keep the register ringing with other shit and really i think about this all the time sometimes i'm like we gotta make more money we gotta make sure we cover our costs and all that and like how many fucking people here don't even come close to doing that you know it's like we've done that for a long time you've earned the right to kind of go do this thing that at the end of the day even if it's not making money which it is by the way starting to make money on tickets and all that

shit but that gruden skit alone and the value they got barstool got out of it and dave and everything is like probably worth the last couple years of you working on it for quote unquote free you know what i mean so there's there's more ways than than one to bring to bring value i like i like again the sketch that's now out um we can talk about it a little bit. I also like the fact that we did – like the Gruden thing is really, really, really funny. But it's like mainstream. It's a guest appearance. It's closer to a commercial than it is like a raunchy sketch.

And then this one's just so stupid it's just nick mick had a voodoo doll made that looks exactly like him and it's just he's trying to get us to fuck it how is it doing you guys i'm gonna put it out yeah i'm gonna put it out to this you guys are weird you guys are weird birds, bro. But honestly, I really hope that people look at like more of the way you guys are doing it. There's a lot of people here who I think are like if you just commit to like your thing in like two years, it will be good. Yeah. You know?

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the podcast um i i think when it's all said and done can you check the um can you google quick how many people watched the super bowl last night what do you think it was because it used to always be 100 but that was like 15 20 as years ago. I was going to say 150. Yeah, I was going to say 150. We might be hitting like the 200. I wonder if people are – 113. 113.

Montoya Poole for War doubled it. Montoya Poole for War doubled the Super Bowl. I still haven't seen it. No, really? I have no interest in watching that. Because it's just like crippling. I've seen enough of it to know what it is. There was one moment, whatever day it came out, where I was like, maybe I'll just watch this.

And then I saw another part of it. I'm like, I just don't want to see this. Because it's upsetting. Yeah, some guy getting his fucking heart broken. But to be fair, also, you're dating some chick for a year and you sign up for Temptation Island. No, no, no. I'm not saying it shouldn't exist. I'm not saying he didn't ask for it or something like that this is not your bag it's just not my bag yeah you don't like any of this like the i was thinking about it i've seen about where it was like it's like if if i the clip if i you know

say the internet the twitter's big one day and everyone's like tweeting this picture of just like a bleeding heart on the ground and i'm like, I don't want to watch that full video. They're like, you've got to see the full video. They cut him open, and he's awake, and he's not liking it. I'm like, I don't want to see any of that. Go to the one that it's Pops 2000 or whatever. You had it a second ago. If you go back to Montoya Porfavor, that girl, 2000 Pops.

See that? 2000s. She has the original video. ago if you if you go back to montoya por favor that girl 2000 pops see that 2000s that's she has the original video so i i last i checked it was 205 and that was a couple years a couple days ago um the uh it's amazing that you don't really need the it can be in spanish yeah it's all although when i did see the subtitles there's one point where he's he goes go with him go then that guy can't even fucking read but um also it's just crazy that like spanish television you can just you just get fucking railed on television that girl was riding a dick oh bro at least watch this part this girl is riding this guy's dick like her life depends on it actually she's doing more of the

work from the bottom like power bottom And she's just getting fucked. And it's, I mean, they're under the covers. But it's like you would never see that in American television. The fall to the knees. Oh, it's not playing over here. Yeah. When he drops to his knees and he rolls around in the sand and stuff. But so here, by the way, there are people who are not on Montoya's side.

Montoya's the guy. Yes. Okay. I was thinking he's a girl because we have Hannah Montoya here. It's funny because she had tweeted just like, and then I kept seeing Montoya. So I was like, why is this going crazy? So this girl fucked this guy,

and people were saying, well Well he got a lap dance So it's fair game Now that's crazy And the lap dance is very aggressive It's like face riding But also it was like within the scope of the reality show It was like Now we bring out the lap dancers

And everyone has to get a lap dance You spin the wheel and who's it going to be Shit like that where it's like I'm on the show And she tries to fuck him And he's like no no i got a girlfriend and he she was like well i'm gonna go fuck that guy that's crazy this this uh you'll see the there's it's uh dude the editing is unbelievable as he's running they cut back and forth from him running to the house and it's just like where people talk about like the cameraman oh i mean he's got a bucket with a camera on his shoulder.

The host is probably running in heels on the beach and shit. He's screaming the whole time. You have destroyed me. You have left a bomb inside of me. I mean, she got a bomb, dude. Imagine watching that. Watch it come back again. Like she's fucking getting railed, dude.

And I don't want to be naive about it because obviously these reality shows make this shit happen. But as I understand it, the way this show works is everybody votes which person has to watch the footage. So it could have been another guy. So the idea is you're in two different houses. You get tempted by singles. And what they do – this is sick. is fucking sick when i guess you have guidelines like you're allowed to kiss somebody or you're allowed to flirt or whatever but you're not allowed to do xyz and i don't know if there's rules for the whole house or rules for each couple but there are rules if somebody and you're in separate houses like down the beach from each

other if someone in the house breaks a rule an alarm sounds like a siren that's just loud enough for you in the other house to hear it but you don't know what happened. So you're just sitting there

being like it could be my girl getting fucked. It could be your girl getting fucked. It could be someone holding hands. Like we don't know

but you just hear like and it's just like yeah somebody's getting their life ruined right now. And you just sit there and you don't know what the fuck is happening um but uh that sounds awful off why do people watch this oh it's it's unbelievable it's unbelievable theater if you sign up for this shit listen

is it just basically like casa more but like the whole it's it's uh it's like casa more yeah yeah yeah i guess it's like casa more. Okay. It's like that, that part of it for the whole thing. Like Casa more is like, we are going to get fucked for the whole time. Okay. But so they voted for Montoya to watch, which may or may not have happened.

It could have been another guy. And then they were like, here is it's live. And that, that part might not be true, but they said you have 10 minutes of live television. What's going on in the other house right now. So if that is true, it could have been a different guy.

It could have been 10 minutes earlier, 10 minutes later. They were not doing anything. It all, at least as they purported to be, lines up that you just had to watch your girl get fucked in front of the whole world. That is, for a girl you's been dating for a year like uh i mean it's over it's so fucking over like but he got a um she was in the hot tub like cheeks out he's like playing the bongos on her ass and then he gets a lap dance and then she

fucked him like twice it was like and they were well, he got a lap dance. Like, wait, what? This is crazy. And apparently they had sex another time where they didn't show it but there was another couple. And the camera is on the ceiling like up and they're going like, who's doing like construction work on this house right now? So, I mean, that is – I wonder if people are going to like tune in to watch the show now. I know you know what's very interesting is when you get a when it's foreign it's like it's probably 200 million because it's like

if this was in America it would be 100 if this was you know overseas usually it's probably they're watching it but like everybody watches it you know what I mean when you can get a true like global viral you go off i mean that's the biggest i've heard in a long fucking time 200 million views what do you think that like biggest reality show viral moment is i think that might be up there like by statistics um

that's a good question is jason short count yeah snooki getting punched snooki getting punched with a big one the note i hear about no it's a big one uh i would say the original like survivor was huge but was there a moment or is it uh there might have been but i can't really recall it johnny bananas stealing the money at the end was big oh ct ct's a huge backpack bananas stealing the 250 grand not stealing it was just like you can take it or or split it you're like fuck you i'm taking it that happened in the in mr beast game last week uh they everyone's competing for five million bucks and but then there's also like side side challenges um for one million dollars and all it was was there's a million dollars and we all line up one through ten

and you go down the line and you can take as much as you want. And if you're going first, you could take a million dollars and it's just fucking over. And everybody was like, we'll all just take $100,000. This is like a side pot. Everybody gets their money and then we go back to competing. And the first girl goes, $100,000. Second guy goes, he takes $223,000. Next guy goes, $650,000.

And that girl walks in after that and there's like $27,000 left or something. And she's like, what the fuck happened? And he was like, I'm in debt. I'm in debt, like 530 grand. I got kids. Like, I'm just, I'm doing it. And I'm kind of though, like these people were like We're a family bro It's like we're on a fucking game show for a week

And I can get out of crippling debt And this also is not He didn't vote anybody out It's not like you can't win the grand prize anymore It's like I don't know I say that I probably would be a pussy And be like I don't want to make anybody upset We'll all do 100 grand

But also it's like I don't fucking know you you might be a complete scumbag right you know i mean these people you don't know them they're acting and i also want to give a shout out to the girls of survivor barcel survivor you go watch beast games i mean people are weeping sobbing talking about we're family and like i can't believe it's like people cry on reality shows that's just how i'm watching bachelor we're on episode two and already like like he like gives a little bit of attention to one girl or like the girl kisses him all the girls are so mad they're crying i was like guys you signed up for this it's episode two you don't you've talked to him three times maybe.

How could you be that invested already? Already. You know what I mean? That to me is where it gets – they shut down The Bachelorette. Did they? They're just like, we're not doing it. How come? I don't know. I think it's because it's just like not performing anymore.

So it's just done? I don't know. I think they just said like we're stopping production. I don't know what – but it wasn't we're stopping production I don't know what but it wasn't like there was a rule broken or danger or safety it was just like I don't know if it's not working

or whatever but I feel like the love is blinds of the world the love islands of like the Montoyas are like

this old shit of just courting somebody and cutting it it's a lot more creative shit going on yeah I guess we didn't talk about love is blind you know the show or did we no no yeah cut it anyway. A lot more creative shit going on. Yeah. I guess we didn't talk about Love is Blind in another show, did we?

Or did we? No, no. Yeah, so we have an episode coming out on the 18th from the Love is Blind pods. If you're a Love is Blind fan, where they're inside the pods, where they're talking to each other, we're the first people who are not castmates

of the show to ever be on the set and in the pods. And we did a podcast, Through the Wall, which, oddly enough, I think came out really good. And so that will be coming out on the 18th. The new season starts on the 14th. And so our next episode after that will be the Love is Blind episode. So if you're a Love is Blinds fan, we got that coming out, which I think people will enjoy a lot of that. Yeah.

It was a normal podcast, but we also just kind of talked about Love is Blind type topics that I think if you're a fan of the show, even if you're not a fan of our show, you'll enjoy it. Jail stool, bro. I was drinking the Kool-Aid hard. I really thought Dave was going to change the game. You texted me about starting new economies. Yeah, man. Bro, I – Kevin was like, dude, he's going to change the economy.

Well, I thought he was going to change the crypto economy. I still think he will. I think that this is like the first – and maybe there is no hope. Maybe these – like the crypto people are are just this is just how it goes but um i i thought there would have been a difference of like somebody being like i'm going to promote this everywhere i go like i'm one of the most influential people in media i will talk about this on everything and i will never sell that to me is like let's all fucking ride this and they just didn't do it and i i i also i mean i've you know i've learned to never bet against you know marty

mush and dumb challenges and tom brady and football and dave porto when it comes to this shit and i think even he was like he did his halftime show and he was like awesome what's it at like where do we hit 200 million yet and he was like awesome what's it at like where do we hit 200 million yet and he was like uh it's going down and he's like what the fuck but these crypto people who just everything that they hate and talk about dave did the right way and they just don't care it's like you know he's not gonna rug pull they always talk about getting more normal people into it like he was he was doing all of that and they just don't care which i guess at the end of the day when you're in you know you're doing something just to make money you can't tell people to not sell and not make money but there is a way to do it where it's like take some profits

out let's keep riding this wave i don't think jl still is totally dead yet no i think i mean i don't know i i just think that it will have i feel like those things like dogecoin like had a moment and then it goes down and then also like oh doge is rallying yeah something with bitcoin uh i don't know dave was kind of like dave's at it's you know he was like i'm not i don't want to put all this work into it to promote it to get normal people to buy it and then have like these crypto sharks just like yoink them you know what i mean because he's like that's just leading lambs to slaughter so that like he you know he's kind of debating that it's an interesting like it's like can you can you fix this thing which i think is kind of more just like human nature it's like

it feels very and i don't think i'm like the first to acknowledge this it feels like that whole world is very much like hey i got a 16 game parlay it might hit yeah well somebody said like dude these coins have 72 hours and then it's just done like and then you're on to the next one yeah then you got to get in and out i really thought that dave was a big enough personality of being like i will keep putting money into this i will never sell it i also think people just don't believe him where it's like dave will never sell that yeah he is too a man of his word too ego driven like it's not about money um and if he's or if he's going to sell he will tell you first like that's his his reputation is more valuable to him than like a couple million bucks but um good spot to be huh good spot to be in

yeah well that's what i thought like nobody has really ever been rich enough doing this where it's like six million dollars like doesn't move the needle for me like everybody else would be like i'm taking that fucking money yeah so i really thought it was the perfect storm to like at least uh go a little different um i think he has you know some bigger plans or had bigger plans i don't know if now he's kind of like i don't know, fuck these people because you can't really rely on them if that's going to be kind of the way they operate. But I was up so much, so much, so much, so much, and I did not catch out. And I was. I'm so mad.

It was like I was keeping up with his Twitter because every time he was tweeting something, it was moving. And I wish I had not because I was like my finger was on the button to sell. At least my profits. I was going to sell the profits and keep in my original investment. And then he said I'm going to do a halftime thing. And I was like, that's going to be fucking monster. And if I had not seen that, I probably would have sold it. And I saw it and I waited for this halftime and he announced it and it fucking tanked.

You know what it is too? I think there's an element of he announced that we're doing – that Kraken was going to host – you could buy JL Sloan Kraken. Yeah. Which makes it a lot easier. It's just an app. It's in the app store that's like – you got to jump through a couple hoops with like linking your money up. But for the most part, you're not going to some shady website. It's just a regular app.

Regular people can buy it. And I think the crypto people don't like that i think they're like it's like we don't want we don't want our band to go commercial yeah you know and it almost signals like okay it's no it's no longer cool it's not gonna be viral it's down but i'm like dude i mean dave portnoy's gonna talk about this on his show every day he's gonna go on fucking like you know shannon sharps podcast and talk about this he's gonna go on fox news and talk about this is like a dream for you guys and there's like nope we're out so i don't know how much would you have made if you had sold it it would it would have been a uh a big chunk of the renovation i'm paying for and i was and i uh but whatever i don't know that's the game you play right it's it's the – I was doing shows, and I got off stage, and Kevin was like, it's a deal with the devil.

It's happening. You got to buy some of this. And I was like, I don't know. He's like, it's easy. Download this app. And the second I downloaded the app, it was like some loophole or some obstacle. And I was like, nope, not doing it. It was like –

It's a sign. It's a sign, yeah. I mean, I made like 25 grand Like in 20 seconds It was like Oh my god That's where I needed somebody Just being like sell this right now You start to think

This is the chance for maybe you turn it into like 250 That also is why I don't do that stuff I guess it's kind of the same thing With gambling The number of moves, it would have to be so big. Bro, when you're not a gambler, I'm not that,

and I don't do this stuff, so when it was up and down, I was like, I don't like this at all. But even just like, if I had gone through the trouble of, it's kind of like the grapes the other day. If I,

it's the same reason I don't do expenses. If I'm going to do something, it has to be really worth it. Yeah. And i downloaded that did all this thing set up a notification so i can follow intently and know when to sell and all this stuff and i made like 10 grand i'd be like what fucking waste of time like it's gotta so it's the same reason gambling doesn't really like it's got to be a life-changing amount of money where i'm like whoa that really mad like i don't know like gambling if i lose 50 bucks it doesn't really bother me if i win 50 bucks it doesn't really bother me like it's i don't know it's the it's it's interesting and it's fun to be a part of but it's not like uh gonna change you

yeah whoa yeah it would have been nice to pay for these fucking windows windows are what a sham windows are. I mean, how hard is it to make glass? Is it something that I don't understand? Is it like windows are... Glass is pretty tough. ...wildly expensive. The little I know from watching glass get blown and stuff like that,

it looks like it's pretty hard. I guess so. I was like, how much per window? And I got to do like 30 of them? Fuck. It's a lot of goddamn money to fix this fucking drafty house of mine oh so anyway yeah dave did not end up yet changing the crypto world i think there's still i don't know there's hope for jail stool but i wonder if there's more i just don't think anybody trusts that like i would i would be interested to see if stoolies

bought something because there's so many of them and if it was like here's an app where it is easy and you don't have to be like a crypto freak yeah if that would be different because i think those people would ride with dave you know what i mean right these crypto people like i don't even fucking know who this guy is i don't give a shit about him i think there needs to be a way to like tie in it's almost like a barstool gold thing. I wonder if you were like, buy this coin. You get free tickets to Chicks in the Office video show. You get to go see Out of Order behind the scenes. You get to go meet Dave, some shit like that.

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individual results. Maybe. Well, he told me that I went to Florida state. What? Cause I was, I was telling him how we were, you were coming on the show this week and he's like, I love Danny.

We went to FSU together. And I don't know if he said together, but we both went to FSU. And I was like, I was like, dude, I went to FSU. When'd you graduate?

Uh, never. Still working towards that ba that illustrious fsu degree damn dude that's uh that's cool uh yeah no dan and i don't know dan brandon and i are we going yeah uh brandon and i were like he was explaining to me his life. Yeah. And I guess the same life I have. Yeah.

He's like, yeah, I went to FSU, played club hockey. I was in Pike. I was like, that was me. Really? Yeah. Damn, dude. Well, he graduated and he lives in a shed. So I feel like you might be doing a little bit better.

Dude, I actually forgot. You don't need that degree. I'm telling you, we are a razor thin edge away from John living in a shed. We could have gone this way or that way. It went this way, but man, was it close to going the opposite way. Dude, I was telling him that probably when I was in my mid-20s, we had some barstool event where we went back. We were going to college campus.

I think it was Dixie Tour. It was one of those tours. Maybe it was Blackout, whatever it was. And we had a party, a tailgate at Pike. And so I was there and I was like telling some of the guys, I was like, yo, I used to be in this frat. And they looked at me and they're like, no, you weren't. No, you weren't.

And if you were, we disavow you. It was like, I was like 26 supposed to be like the cool guy. Like this fucking loser was not in this frat. I'd like go inside and show him composites. I was like, no, I was like 26 supposed to be like the cool guy. Like this fucking loser was not in this frat. I'd like go inside and show him composites. I was like, no, I was here. I was in this frat. That's like straight Dennis Reynolds. Yeah.

Go to the basement and pull out like old documents. The Library of Congress. I was in this frat. I got the scars from hazing. I promise, bro. Pike, they were like a huge. That's a big frat. They have like a big mansion.

We're like hot guys. Yeah. Which is so fucking lame. We're the hot guy frat. I remember when I got there and I rushed fraternities, I walked into, because you have to go to all the fraternity houses, I walked into Pike and it was out of a movie. You're in the big green and these people are living in a mansion and it's like some guy who looks to me like he's like 30 is like walking

out he like just woke up he's like boys just like real like douchey it was uh yeah i had a couple of but you yeah i was i wasn't super into the frats yeah it was like i can't i transferred in my sophomore year yeah and then when i was there i got at like orientation i met some kids who were like you gotta write i had no intentions of joining fraternity and then like they're like you gotta you'll be a loser whatever i got i was in one too i i didn't know i didn't expect to do it i didn't know anything about fraternities i like joined one i was like oh this is dope and they're like no you have to pledge and i didn't know like that was like a thing i didn't know i was gonna have to like clean people's dishes so i just didn't do that stuff oh really

yeah i just like didn't do it and i was constantly put on like sober probation like carny you're like you know this sober probate whatever the fuck it was called does that mean you can't drink i can't like drink or whatever so it was like i kept getting like no i didn't listen to that either yeah i wouldn't listen to any of this there's like some 24 year old guy telling me like you know it's insane I'm like, I don't care. I would never be able to do any of the old-school hazing shit.

For sure not. But even just being like, you have to drive to Philadelphia to get me a cheesesteak right now. I don't want to do it. I don't feel like doing that. And if I get kicked out, fine. But I'd probably be like, I'm just going to keep showing up and not doing these things. And you could get away with it the like i didn't i did not do i didn't i think they thought club hockey was varsity like a real hockey team yeah so they thought i was like an

athlete i think because they never made me do you guys practice on like the parking garage hockey at florida state was not did not capture the attention of – But I think they thought that. But in the hockey team – You must have been great, right? I was good. I was drunk all the time. On the ice?

Oh, yeah. There was a rink in Orlando and Jacksonville that we play in, and one of them, I forget which, had like chilies right across the street. And sometimes we would see if I could drink more margaritas or score goals. So it would be like. That's fucking awesome. That's great. I mean, what are we talking?

Like eight? It was like, yeah. He was like, can you have six margaritas and score seven goals? Seven goals in one game? Yeah. Dude, who's this competition? That's insane. I mean, the people weren't very good.

There was one other kid from. There were two kids on the team who were like good. There was another kid from Mass who was really good, and then there was a kid from Florida who had played in the OHL, who played for the Sarnia Sting, and he was really good too. But, like, I mean, it was fun. Everyone was cool. It was good.

Who was the goalie on that? But, like, my high school team would beat them. But, like, it was just a good time. It wasn't, like – But who was the people – like, being a goalie kind of sucks, right? Being a goalie is not like a – So like you're in college and you're choosing to like – I mean I guess you're just getting fucked up.

You're not like wasting your time. You're still doing the fun stuff. But it's like you're putting in – you're getting beat up and putting in work for your club hockey team in Florida State for shitty positions. For nothing. And you're not getting any pussy out of it. No one's going to these games.

Fuck! I went to Fordham. There was no sports. I mean, there is literally sports, but they suck. And you still watch guys just fucking plow. Just cruise. Really, dude? This guy, he's barely better than... We had a high school hockey team. I'm from Florida, too.

I went to high school in Florida. You're from Florida? Yeah, yeah yeah yeah and i don't look like it thankfully bro i my family's not my family's actually from philly and uh yeah yeah so like yeah that's a lot more i got stuck down there because my dad was in the army so yeah i just i just had to like that's different yeah yeah i'm not culturally from florida yeah yeah yeah Philly transplant. Culturally from Florida is a good way to put it. Definitely not. I didn't have a snake growing up. I had a lot of friends that pet snakes. It's this

white trash suburb. Well, that goes. It's called Brandon, Florida. It's outside of Tampa. When Let's Go Brandon became a thing, my hometown adopted that pretty hard. Yeah. They sold merch.

For a couple reasons. Yeah, no, they sold merch. I remember my grandmother, she was like, yeah, I went to church, and the priest at the end of the service said, Let's Go Brandon. They just really got into it. Dude, I was just telling them,

I was at a Super Bowl party yesterday. It was a kid's party yeah family and all their kids when trump went on the screen kids went fucking banana really like they think he's barney it was a weird pop man it was that's crazy they were a second away from a let's go brandon chant popping out that's so funny nine years old you should show him the apprentice movie the one that just came out with Sebastian Stan. Watch this, kids. Watch him rape his wife.

You still... That's still your guy? That's still your boy? Huh? Bet you regret that vote, don't you? Take that good cheer. They don't even know

what rape is. It's just like, oh, they're fighting. Watch him rape his wife. They're like, well, it's a beautiful home. He's clearly doing well for himself. Watch him rape his wife. It's a beautiful home. He's clearly doing well for himself. He paid for the house. He should get to do what he wants in his own house.

She'd be in Russia if it wasn't for him. Man, shit's gold. Oh, man. I didn't realize that was the first sitting president to ever be at a Super Bowl. Really? I would have thought that would have happened. Yeah, I thought that was like a... Actually, I think Don Lemon said that.

I don't know. I feel like that was enough for – Well, they made it a big kind of deal when they interviewed Jalen Hurts and Travis Kelsey and all that stuff, like how they felt about him coming. But I don't remember any other president. Yeah, now that I think about it, I can't – It's because he cares more. Dude, I would imagine by now somebody would have done that.

In D.C. this weekend weekend i did like some local shit and uh me and brandon actually went to ford's theater and we we toured like where lincoln got shot yeah tough show for your boys what do you mean like first of all brandon's looking up at the at the booth where they shot him and he's just like uh he goes now is that where lee harvey oswald shot right and the and the park was like he's like yeah i'm gonna get on stage and talk about this in a minute we we had walked in we didn't we didn't get a tour we just thought we bought a ticket to see the theater yeah and then there happened to be a tour in there so we kind of got looped in with them and he was like i'm gonna go explain this to everybody because

clearly this is gonna have to be a message for the room was was brandon brandon was serious yeah yeah yeah 100 we all knew it was a three-name but when he said it did you think it was no but when he said it i went it doesn't sound right but i don't know but i don't know what the real you're like where was the second shooter positioned in the theater where's the grassy knoll? Jack Kennedy was where? Did you not preserve the knoll? But then he was... Give me a second.

There's actually a lot of interesting stuff I was torn out of when I'm thinking about it. One, the... I didn't know that John Wilkes Booth was an actor. I didn't know he was a famous actor. The theater was excited

when they saw him walk in. Whoa. I did not know that. I'm a idiot too, I guess. He was walking by people handing out calling cards. The security guard outside the door was like, oh shit, Mr. Booth, the president's going to be pumped to see you. Wow.

And then he shot him in the head. Wow. It is crazy. That would have been awesome. Imagine Timothy Chalamet shooting Donald Trump in the head at the Super Bowl. I was saying that people like to say this is a crazy timeline and all that stuff. I'm like, well, Gosling didn't shoot Trump today. So like it's not that bad.

Yeah. Things were a little bit crazier back then. That's nuts. But then the two more fun facts I have. One, in the – first of all, he didn't die right away. He didn't die. He died across the street. He – they – the bullet went through his head.

They were like, oh, shit, we got to get him. They knew he was going to die, but they were like, we got to get him somewhere safe and get his family here so they can say goodbye. He didn't die until seven hours later. Whoa. Boy, guns sucked. Yeah, guns were bad. Look at this fucking bed. Poor guy died, like, in a baby's bed.

I was like, oh, Abe was a big. And you know Abe doesn't fit in that shit. That's what I mean. Like, Abe was a big body. Like, his feet were hanging over. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's about as dingy as it fucking gets. Yeah, that's not great. That's not great for the president

So he gets shot in the head Right They don't invent the secret service yet They don't invent the secret service until two more presidents get assassinated Maybe we should be protecting these guys That was 1865 1864 maybe It wasn't until 1901

Tough look for those guys. Oh, it's McKinley. McKinley and Garfield. Yeah, like those guys get no shine. It's Kennedy. It's Abe. It's, you know, the big guns. And then even the attempts.

Teddy Roosevelt got shot. But he didn't die, right? He didn't die. He didn't die. So, like, the attempts get more love than these guys who fucking died. It's like, who gives a shit about Garfield? They didn't have Twitter back then. It's actually, like, when you put it didn't have Twitter back then. It's actually like

when you put it with because Reagan got shot, Trump got shot, like, we're ahead. A lot of presidents It's like a 25% chance you're going to get shot.

We're at 47, 8, and there's 5 or 6 of them? I think it's 46, right? Because Trump's 45 and 47. Right. So,

that's a pretty good clip. because Cleveland did a double. He did a double? Yeah, he did what Trump did where he like he lost it and then won it. He took some time off. So I think that's counting.

To a break from presidency. I think it's basically a 1 in 10 chance if you're president you're going to get killed. It's actually not that bad. That's not that bad. Everyone in this country has a gun. Everyone's your op. The entire world hates you. When you have at least minimum 80 million people who hate you one way or the other.

Yes. And best case is you get shot and don't die. You're like a hero. If you told Trump, hey man, you might get buzzed again. What if I could tell you, you might get your head blown off, but you also might get buzzed again and survive. Do you want to take that chance? I think'd be like fuck yeah 100 also these guys are so old it's like they're like please someone kill me i think that's also why he doesn't give a shit

about like going to jail and shit yeah no who gives a fuck he'll die within a month you know also he's not going to jail i know yeah yeah but even if he was like yeah okay i got i got like five six eight eight years max left on this fucking planet. Suicide by presidency? I think there's a better chance that he would like – I don't think he's just going to go out like Jimmy Carter style. I think he'd be like, somebody kill me. I think Trump would set up his own assassination before he ever just was like, I'm going to get cancer and slowly die. I feel like after I watch that movie now, I just feel like I know everything about Trump. I saw him grow up.

I saw what he was like before the thing. You know what's crazy? I would have thought I would have told you I know everything about the O I saw him grow up. I saw what he was like before the thing. You know what's crazy? I would have thought I would have told you I know everything about the OJ Simpson trial. And I was watching the new Netflix thing. There's some shit in there that I didn't realize or maybe I didn't understand the full scope of it. The amount of blood that was found is fucking staggering. So much goddamn blood that tracked. DNA confirmed confirmed was him they just didn't get him like it's in the fucking it's at the crime scene it's in his hotel that he

flew to in chicago it's in uh the car it's it i guess her blood's in his hotel in chicago uh well i guess not his but he was bleeding like he like injured himself in like the the double murder and was bleeding in his hotel in chicago and they were like why were why is there the blood all over your hotel and he was like i don't know he's just so charismatic he can just get away with it i don't think people understand like the level of you know i mean i've heard people say before it'd be like if the rock fucking just double murder that'd be awesome he was so fucking popular and the big thing with him was like white people and black people loved him. It really wasn't a race thing.

Yeah. So everybody loved him. He was just like, yeah, no, I chopped people's heads off now. But the amount – I remember the Bronco chase. I remember watching it. I was like a Knicks fan watching the game and whatever. The amount of people that were on the freeway was insane. On the overpasses, along the side.

And I remember that, like the the extent people had signs like how the fuck did you get a sign up and get on the road this quickly for this fucking chase did you read any of them did you could you make out any of them there it was just like uh like we love oj type shit like imagine being on the run from murdering your wife and everyone's like fucking go oj let's go i mean I guess it's kind of Luigi-esque. Yeah, I was going to say, that's probably the closest thing. But he had a mission. OJ just killed

his wife. Get out of the way! They were running. The best I could... Remember when Auburn beat Alabama and everyone was storming and they were jumping over the bushes? It was a lot of that like like stumbling down a hill like jay leno style on the side of the road to just like be there for uh just that's it you know what i mean like

thousands of that's one of those days where it's like that would have been like a hall of fame twitter oh the best like if it was around all the time great man but you know just like to what end so you watch the documentary you still think he did it yeah i mean there was a uh there was some dude being like i mean like yeah he beat her but like i didn't think that he could kill her it's like he beat on her for years but i didn't think he was capable of violence i just watched the uh the john benet ramsey doc on netflix did you watch that yeah i was not that that didn't do it that didn't do anything for you i was like just like such an arrogant because i get like very swayed because like the beginning they're like oh it's definitely the parents and by the end they're like oh it's

not the parents yeah but the beginning of the documentary i'm like these fucking piece of shit liars they fucking killed their kid and then by the third episode i'm like how could you believe that someone could murder their child like i'm just like the dumbest like i'm like middle america where like you could convince me that like you know i don't think oj did it like his blood was there because he's a blood donor it was a whole thing dude i did that with uh cereal cereal i remember i remember so vividly i listened to it it was to it. I was living at home at the time. The office was in Milton. And so I listened like an hour drive home.

And I thought it was only one episode. What's this? The serial, like one of the first podcasts. I think it was one of the first podcasts. Like a true crime podcast? Yeah, it was like the true crime revolution podcast. It was this guy who went to jail for he was a muslim guy in baltimore who uh went to jail for murdering his girlfriend with like really not much evidence but a lot of bad

circumstantial shit and like he had just broken up with her and all these things and this woman like investigated it and turned it into like a 10-part series but it was like it was huge and i remember getting home and it was like yeah i was one episode in i didn't know they were i didn't know it was a 10 part i was one episode in and it was like, yeah, I was one episode in. I didn't know it was a 10-part. I was one episode in, and I was probably like 25 years old, 24 years old. And I got home, and I was like flinging open the doors. I was like, Mom! Mom!

We got to do something! Like, there's this kid in jail, and like, he did it! I mean, he didn't do it! And then I get in the car the next day, and like, episode two starts. By the time I got to Milton, I was like, oh, he did this. He did this. He went home. He got out.

Yeah, he went out. Yeah. He's just like, I still think he did it. Does OJ Simpson still get like, does he still make money when people buy his jersey? Well, he's dead now, so. OJ's dead? Yeah. Got it.

Hold on. Yeah. Yeah, that was it. You missed that one. Fuck, are you sure he got well not positive because he got left out of the nfl in memoriam at the nfl awards this year because he's a double because he's a double murderer yeah so you're telling me the juice could still be loose we don't know if he's did he get did he get cremated yeah he died he had cancer i think he died like

fuck he did die yeah i remember that like like a few months ago yeah i think he died like Fuck he did die Yeah I remember that Like a few months ago Fuck yeah I think it was like a year ago It was almost like a year ago now Damn I think I mean

That's a good question If he was still making money though When he I mean that's how powerful he is Were there really people out there Buying no jellies I would guess They were not producing them anymore

Yeah that's a tough one to What about the family It took the Ford Bronco A while to come back I know Dude the Ron Goldman was just there Because he was like Ret returning some old lady's eyeglasses like boy talk about that wrong wrong place at the wrong time dude he's like i'll bring him over head

chopped off you saying that name just reminded me i was at dinner saturday night i was like alone and i was sitting in a booth next to two girls, and I couldn't help but overhear them. And it was the greatest exchange of misinformation I've heard. Just two girls just gassing each other up. It was about the Super Bowl at first. And they were like, yes, of course I'm watching. Taylor is dating the quarterback. Oh, my God.

And the other girl was like, oh, my God, that's right. And he goes, and his brother is on the other team and they were like no way like yeah it's the first time brothers have ever played in the super bowl and then the other girl was like no that's not right peyton neely played and the other girl was like oh that's right that's so silly of me i was like all that's like that's not right nope that's not right the longer they talk the like the more wrong they get they They're just living more of a lie deeper into the conversation. Were there guys there to address? There was just them? That's even crazier.

But then the really crazy line came later. They changed topics. And this girl's talking about how awesome Tom Hardy is. And then she catches herself and she goes, wait not tom hardy john goodman what the fuck who has ever confused those two people in the history of the world i still don't feel like she's even talking about john goodman because i think that's wrong like that like patrick mahomes and jalen hurts her brothers don't know anything about john goodman if i were you you should have intervened i think that i think it would have been all right for you to go you know what ladies respectfully i can't let you both leave here thinking that this is the reality of

the situation there's no way it was you would have been doing a good thing right like like they were young girls i'm assuming i honestly never even saw their faces like behind me that's i'm sure if you eavesdropped five minutes later she went not john goodman john john goodman for tom hardy what do they know about john goodman john you know that's fucking insane john goodman for tom hardy what do they know about john goodman john goodman's the man he's still around hardy that's it yeah john goodman yeah he's alive he's alive yeah he doesn't he doesn't do much i feel like he would have he should be like he's in righteous gemstones oh yeah okay nevermind totally wrong he's on a fucking massive show i was gonna say he should be like a guy who's who's

thriving he's there's no way they've like seen that show and like don't know who like patrick mahomes is yeah it's crazy it's just like i don't believe that they would like they're like into like you know the coen brothers never underestimate the stupidity of america it's crazy every at every turn i'm like wow there aren't really people like this they're really fucking dumb yeah that's gonna be great that would be great really just outing yourself as racist just like like a big Super Bowl party. Oh, yeah, they're brothers. Related. There was actually, it's funny, I was talking about this this weekend, too.

Many years ago, it was the Pat's Falcon Super Bowl. So that was like 2018. Yeah. The Ty Law, Patriots legend, was on a pregame show with Gary Tanguay, who is a local beat guy in Boston. And he was talking about his brother, Darrell Revis. Not brothers. And Tanguay, like, completely derailed the show, being like,

hang on a second, you and Darrell Revis are brothers? I remember I videoed it, but it was back when Vine was still a thing, so I think the video's gone. But I remember tweeting it and being like, I can't believe a Tangway thing. Now, to be fair to Tangway, they are both from Altoona, Pennsylvania. But that's your brothers. That's crazy. Wait, you said something earlier that surprised me.

You and Darrell Rivas are family members? Why is this not a bigger story? Why haven't we talked about this before? Two of the greatest cornerbacks in the history of the NFL are brothers. His mind is over there blown. Everyone's like, dude, shut the fuck up. Yeah, it was like the rest of the same. Everyone's like, ah.

It's at tables where there's like five of them or whatever. And you can't cut in and be like, no, that's what black people say sometimes. You can't explain it for him. You just got to let him. I think Ty Love might have even said cousin, which then even that. That's another. Speaking of, you watched the game alone. Yes.

Did you really? Fuck yeah. Just solo? Hell yeah. I don't know how I think I knew that. Oh, yeah. I mean, I got home like 3 o'clock yesterday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm not. Oh, yeah. I mean, I got home like 3 o'clock yesterday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like, I'm not doing this. Dick. Got a great text from my dad this morning. He goes, hey, what did you think about that halftime performance? Oh, man. I'm like, here we go. The amount of people across the country who were like, get this off my television. Just so mad.

My dad was like, I was trying to be nice. I'm like, you know, I thought it was great. You know, you would need a little bit of context, I think, maybe to fully appreciate it. Have you seen Desi Banks? It was at the Super Bowl, and he's just explaining, like, the whole Kendrick and Drake and not like us and what it means to this white guy who is just in fucking hell, dude. That's great. I mean, I don't want to play the whole video, but, like,

he's just explaining. That's hilarious. And the, I don't want to play the whole video, but he's just explaining. That's hilarious. And the guy is like, okay. That's all time. Okay. It's loud. He can't hear it. He doesn't want to be there.

What, dude? What is this? He's like, this should have been Pearl Jam. This is not what I wanted. I enjoyed the show. I thought it was cool. I'm not like, it's unbelievable, but I thought it was pretty entertaining. I will say, I don't understand a word that was said.

I don't understand a single word. Then how do you like it? Because it was just like the whole, I enjoyed the- You're a vibes guy. I enjoyed the- I mean, like, dude, 99% of the songs I listen to, I don't know any lyrics anyway. Like, it was just-

You know what's funny? I just saw on Instagram the other day, there was a guy, an Italian dude in the 70s who made a gibberish song that sounded like English but he's not saying any words and it was just like a catchy guitar and he was just kind of like I don't even I can't even really do what he was doing but it sounded like words but it just wasn't because he was like any English song will blow up like in this country they will like it and it was like a number one hit really smash it's like what was that dude i was gonna say yeah yeah no i know but it's that's you know the same sort of shit i know all the words of that song you give me some a couple like sounds

that don't mean anything yeah i can remember that when there it's like do you listen to lyrics you listen to beat it's like yeah there are you know especially in rap some people listen to lyrics and taylor swift lyrics all that but at the end of the day, like if it's a beat that people like, it's good. Look, that whole show was like, is he going to say Drake

and is he going to say pedophile? Yeah. That was the two words that I was looking for the whole time. Yeah, I thought he was going to let her rip with pedophile.

I was hoping he did. Like, I wonder if they say to him, like, we will find you $5 million. Yeah, it's an egregious amount of money. Because that would be,

I think, the only thing that would really stop me if I was like, I got mic it's live let's fucking also everybody knows like the people that know the song are waiting for the moment you know i think if you're all if he was if he i which i think you said earlier like he's not actually mad they're just playing sport or whatever um you think that they're like boys wait i don't think they're boys but i don't think i don't think kendrick cake and drake and kendrick yeah oh and i think that they're like boys? I don't think they're boys Drake and Kendrick? Yeah

Oh, and I think that's very real hatred Oh, okay, I thought you were saying that it wasn't No, no, no, that's very real hatred But I think there is also something to the theatrics of it I think they're I think it started that way and then I think it took a turn There's no way Drake is profiting as much as Kendrick on this No

It's not like a fair Kendrick is like, you is like doing the Super Bowl and winning Grammys because of this. Because of it, yeah. Also, Drake and his fans sort of thing. It's like without Drake, I don't think Kendrick is where he's at. It's not like a Jake Paul, Mike Tyson situation. No, yeah, yeah. Where they're both like they're going to give their money.

It doesn't matter who wins. Yeah, no. I think there is like – It'd be like Jake Paul just beating up Mike Tyson and calling him a pedophile. It's like, no, we both win in this situation. But the... No such thing as bad boys.

Like, we're just like, knowing the world a little bit, like, there's a chance that Drake's like watching and just like, this motherfucker. And just like, kind of like laughs about it. I would love, I mean, I would have watched, if you give me a live stream

of that for the halftime show, he would watch it. Yeah, I would have paid. I think that would have gotten somehow more viewers than the Super Bowl. Game would have been off. Like,

I mean, he literally, he went across the world to Australia. Like, I think he was like, I'm getting the fuck out of this. Someone said last night,

don't forget that the last two years, Drake put a million dollars on the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. So there's a good chance he also lost a million dollars last night. Damn. I don't forget that the last two years drake put a million dollars on the chiefs in the super bowl so there's a good chance he also lost a million dollars last night but what i was gonna say was like it went when he didn't say pedophile like he should have just said if he is mad and if he is like trying to actually bury drake if he said like certified lover boy certified drake i think then you're connecting the word

Drake to pedophile. And then you're like... Imagine if he didn't say pedophile but he said like **** or something. And they just cleared it. Yeah, that's fine. T-Mobile's like, that's okay. We're not pulling out. It is a weird word like it's not a

swear word. Pedophile? No. I'm sure there's some wiggle room We all know what a pedophile is Man that's tough Saying pedophile in front of Trump Like performing it That would have been badass It was a guy at the Super Bowl party I was at

One of the dads And you could tell he knew rap music He was into it And he was explaining to some of the other dads who are real dads who don't know what's going on. And he was like, so there's a whole thing. And he goes, I think he's going to replace Drake's name with Trump. That's my big prediction. What a fucking idiot.

What a moron. Who gets deported. I was like, oh, okay. Like, I see the vision, okay.

And then he told the next dad and the next dad goes, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. Yeah, you need to check it. He was like,

I gotta be honest, you're a smart dude. That's the most moronic. It was like Billy Madison. It was like, at no point in your rambling and coherent theory

did you even begin to make a point. I was dying. I was like billy madison it was like at no point in your rambling incoherent theory did you even begin to make a point i was i was i was dying i was like oh my god i good good on you for calling it out i could not do it yeah it's so dumb that's so fucking stupid like dude he could he could get he could get away with saying any other word but going on there and calling trump a pedophile he might as well pull up the deflate loglight log and just read that as the halftime show. He'll get shot. They'll kill Kendrick Lamar. They will straight up kill Kendrick. So you guys

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Wait, what is it? It's tonight. We're doing a premiere for a web series. If you want to come, you're welcome to come. Wait, what is it? Explain to me. It's tonight. We're doing a premiere for our web series that myself and my friend, other comedian, Yvette Segan, we co-wrote and co-created this web series, five-episode web series called Run Club. You know what run clubs are? We've seen these things around the city.

Literally like people running together? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's like a group of people who joined a run club to try to meet and bang other people. But they're pretty unsuccessful. I mean, these are desperate losers. We don't do anything to put these people on a pedestal.

I'm not saying everybody in a run club is like that, but there are some run clubs like that are for horny people trying to fuck. And it's insane. It's insane. I was at a bar, Houston Hall, over the summer. And it's in the West Village here in New York. And big Huge bar It's like a hall So I was like

Eating lunch there And I go to the bathroom And it was just like Me and like three other friends And when I got out of the bathroom There was like 600 people Wearing all black And everyone was like hot

And we're like What is happening They're like Oh it's a run club And if you wear black It means you're single Oh so this is just a This is

I didn't know This is a horny club This guy so this is just a horny club. This guy is running. They just need an activity while we meet up and fuck. 100%. And there are legit run clubs that people actually care about, exercise and community, all that stuff. But this one in New York, I was like, holy shit,

I have to make fun of this on the internet. This is a fuck fest. Yeah, this is a fuck fest. You thought about joining one, didn't you? Yeah. I genuinely did think about just showing up to the after, just wearing all black. Totally.

Just like I'm sweating. I mean, if I run from the train, I'm going to be sweating. Dude, I'm in such bad shape. Anyone who sees me runs, I can be like,

I'm going to fuck that guy tonight. That's the guy I'm bringing home. That's so interesting. I did not know. Yeah. So like CD underworld of jogging bangers and it's hundreds of people so like i made a video like wait wait sorry do they run together yeah like a horde of people running through like central park or some shit and then i have heard that people like you know fucking go home early put on some makeup

go to the bar like it's just become like this whole facade sort of thing so like at least that specific run club so i was like we should make fun of this we made a video online parodying it and it did like well enough to where my friend was like we should like make this into like a show this would be fun and so we're like oh yeah let's do it so we took like the same characters like the the video i made was like kind of like hypersexual you know like just you know we had like orgies and shit but like the show no one has like an orgy but like you know there's like an open relationship couple who's like trying to fuck one of the other members of the club and like you know they break up in one episode so like what does that even mean when a couple in an open relationship breaks up and like you know people

are like experimenting with their sexuality the girl's trying to fuck another girl but she thinks some other guy's kind of hot and well it's like wait i thought you were gay she's like no i'm bi so like it's just kind of like this insane like group of people who are like yeah they're like trying to just kind of like bang people but they're like very unsuccessful and doing so it's a great premise yeah so like we like we like poison another run club in one of the episodes because like you know they stole like one of our members and beef yeah there's like beef and like they're hotter than us. It all comes back to frats. Yeah, I know.

It does. It does. It's like the people that never graduated from being in a frat. Now they're just in a run club. I love the trailer. The trailer, they have a bunch of pull quotes. And one is from Dave, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It says, I want Grace O'Malley back.

We pulled fake quotes in the trailer. I was like, yeah, I'm friends with Grace. I texted i texted her i was like this is cool she's like yeah that's good is it uh like a weekly show or yeah once or what so we're gonna actually we're gonna this is i don't know when this episode comes out but tomorrow tomorrow oh six so yeah both uh the first two episodes will be out tomorrow on february 11th and then we'll post episodes weekly and they're all short like three and a half to like six minutes okay cool yeah that's perfect super short so that's uh i mean i'm watching these guys do their sketch show i i think it's it's such a like perfect time for this this kind of shit yeah like the the the whole landscape of like content right now yeah we're

hoping that like people still care about run clubs you know but like what's funny is like you know we're hoping it's kind of like the pickleball situation where pickleball was like you know the streets heard about it first yeah and then you know like gatorade has like pickleball commercials and shit so that sucked by the way yeah it was liam defoe willem defoe and uh You're like John Goodman And the chick from Willem Dafoe And Catherine O'Hara Like playing Fucking It was like

It was like Pickleball Ultra Playing like Pickleball or something like that Yeah Dude I thought I thought the best one last night Was Stella

Which one was that With Damon and Beckham But I just love Matt Damon So my I was talking about like How famous are you Like Matt Damon Yeah

He goes I'm more like Ben Affleck That's tough Just two friends Making fun of each Ben Affleck. That's tough. Just two friends making fun of each other always makes me laugh. That's great. Well, now this year, I feel like I saw all of them on Twitter the week before. Dude, I guess you've got to keep up with the Joneses, but it ruins the whole game. It ruins the thing.

The thing is the Super Bowl commercial is like a surprise. I think if the company that does that now, you'd be the big winner. Yeah. Nobody saw this until the moment of you know i didn't see the kanye commercial was that that was global that was national it wasn't a good i i heard about it there was a kanye one it was like last year yeah same thing he was on the iphone he was like he had like crazy veneers in and it was like i spent all the money on my teeth so i had to shoot it on the iphone i didn't see that i didn't see that either yeah it was i saw the Kanye one during the Grammys when it was just for Yeezy.com and it was just like the clothes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I did not – but I mean like not that I – that doesn't mean it didn't air here. I just – Do you guys see anybody still buying like Yeezy's or Kanye West clothing? No. I have not seen that. That's a pretty tough look I think at this point. I wonder – I mean it's got to be though, right?

I feel like – Yeah, I think he's still selling. Because I mean I know when they went through the whole thing, like they had like a billion dollars worth of merch that they couldn't move. Then they brought them back. And I'm sure there are still like Jewish boys getting them for their bar mitzvahs. You're so crazy, dude. Like that audience is still like fine or whatever.

But I don't know. I mean, I guess maybe not the Jews anymore. I don't know. Like a very specific group. I was just thinking of like, you I don't know. I guess maybe not the Jews anymore. A very specific group. I was just thinking of the kids. Kanye was famously popular in the bar mitzvah culture.

He did get the... You see this weekend when the ADL condemned his hate speech? Everyone was like, Kanye McMahon has a point. Because the Elon... They just defended Elon's Nazi salute. but they like everyone was like i am a kind of a point because the elon because it was they just defended elon's nazi salute and they were like the elon nazi salute was so egregious you're just like

i'm just not even gonna get mad like you just can't even it's like okay so he did the nazi salute after trump what what are we supposed to do the roman salute yeah it's like it's so bad that it's like what are we like how are we supposed to punish this yeah you're not supposed to cross this line you can't do it but you're the richest person in the world so bad that it's like, how are we supposed to punish this? You're not supposed to cross this line. You can't do it, but you're the richest person in the world. To say it's the Roman salute, I didn't know that was something. It's not a thing, by the way.

It's like a made-up thing. It's like drawing a swastika on this chalkboard, which I have done before. It's the Hindu symbol for peace or whatever the fuck. I didn't even know they were doing it for other stuff. I didn't even know. When? In for other stuff. I didn't even know. When? In the 40s?

What? No, I missed it. Wow. I did. The Kanye, the fat bitch's tweet was something. You see that one? No. It was like, let me get the exact wording of it.

He did have a few bangers. Well, that was the thing. It was like, I really don't like it. I'm like, this is so. No, he's Washington. Yeah, beyond like the, I'm not offended by it. I'm like, this is just so lame for he's Washington. Yeah, beyond, like, the, I'm not offended by it. I'm like, this is just so lame for a guy of your caliber. It's so edgelord.

To be a shock job. Shock, you know, like, I'm just doing this on purpose. Let me see if I can find. It's like, which one did I like his, though? Because it is definitely pathetic, particularly for where he once was. Yes. The grasp or the grip he had on American culture in from like 2010 to 2015 or even longer 2020 was like i mean you look back at pictures of yourself and you're like i can't

believe i was wearing those clothes like i know like i had like motorcycle jeans on and a fucking scoop neck t-shirt down to my knees i was like what the fuck was i wearing i don't know it was just cool because kanye said it was cool imagine losing that that would suck dude everyone thinks you're the shit this this tweet is a roller coaster this is a fucking banger fat bitches are sex offenders i see them i'm sexually offended making lingerie for fat bitches is like giving knives to little kids. They're going to hurt somebody. If you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy,

just remember it's because you're broke. Jesus Christ. That is a novel. The last one is a banger. I guess I'm broken then. I like this one too. I turned down three Make-A-Wish kids in wheelchairs. That was my favorite one.

That was a great one. That was my favorite one. That was a great one. That was my favorite one. Kanye's just got something about him where we can be like, it's pathetic, and it's lame, and it sucks. But you're going to talk about it. But that one was a good one. He'll find a diamond in the rough. Yeah, he deleted his Twitter.

He did it, or he got banned? I think he said, Elon unfollowed me, so I'm probably not going to be here much longer. I got it. I got it I got it Yeah that to me Is like It's like It's just a playbook

When his album comes out Yeah And it's like This is so hacky It's really hacky That I would I would think less of like A regular fucking dude

Rolling out his content Let alone You know Someone who's It's like you know You call yourself like Steve Jobs And Walt Disney and shit And then it's like, you know, you call yourself like Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and shit

and then it's like, you do fat bitch tweets. And you put out that, yeah. You're like Milo, you know, whatever that is. the wheelchair,

the fat bitch's one is kind of funny. But outside of that. Well, yeah, you go on a manic, like 55 tweet mega thread, you're going to have a couple of years in there.

And that's how you grow online. That's how you grow on Twitter. You can't be afraid of putting stuff out. It's like TikTok. You just post them all and you get a couple of years at all yeah you find your voice all right they like it when i talk about fat bitches yeah um you so you used to produce tim dylan show uh no i would like i would tour with him on the road you weren't like a part of the podcast officially no i would like he was looking at the

time for someone to tour with him and like help produce it like on the road when you do his patreon episodes and stuff so like that's what i did for a little bit he was like if they're a comedian you know they can like you know open the shows and stuff so like we did that and we made like a few sketches that like did well yeah if you want that was like when i when i discovered tim was like right i think around that time yeah. He was making a lot of sketches then. Yeah. And it was the, um, the McCain, the mega McCain.

Oh yeah. Yeah. The mega McCain. That one was like insane. Yeah. That was huge. Then we did one, like this fake like movie trailer called the wallet.

And that was like another pretty big one. Right. Um, but yeah, that was fun. I did it for like a year. And how you guys just linked up. Cause you were like both doing comedy.

He, he needed, he had like reached out to a few people. Cause he was looking for like someone who could come in and like if they could like edit shoot and sort of like do a lot of like the production tech stuff that he couldn't do and he was like obviously if it's a comedian then like they get value out of like being able to open the shows and you know so he reached out to a few people looking for like recommendations and they both recommended me and then like you know we got linked up that way how'd that end yeah uh i mean like gunfire a knife was involved some expensive food uh shellfish tower uh the shellfish

pretty hard you know a plane went right through those those shellfish towers kept crashing down pretty hard. You know, a plane went right through those shellfish towers. No, it wasn't like a super contentious or anything ending. Yeah, he's had quite the fucking... I think he still just murders on Patreon, right? I think, yeah, he's rich as fuck. I mean, he's doing everything. I'm not worried about him financially at all. Yeah, no one's sweating that.

No one's like, hey, can we set up a GoFundMe for Tim Toney? The guy that talks about eating caviar and living in a mansion. Can we help that guy out? I would like a GoFundMe set up for me. That'd be great. I don't have a mansion.

I can't afford a shellfish tower. When you get that Patreon money, it's interesting. It's like, to me, that feels like if you can lock in at a big number monthly, that's not going anywhere. No, dude. I mean, I'm sure there's some churns. There's podcasts that have dissolved, and their Patreons are still earning

like $20,000, $30,000 a month because people just don't cancel shit. Right. That's the other thing. Dude, I'm signed up for so many things. I'm sending money to businesses that don't exist anymore yeah you know for something i'll never use or be able to watch or do again right it's crazy it took the world this long to get in on the scam yeah like of subscription models because i remember many years ago my buddy's dad was i'm sorry my dad's buddy

was thinking of investing in a gym, which I think he ultimately ended up doing. And he was like, dude, I remember telling my dad about it. He's like, John, 97% of your money comes from people who aren't using it. You need like three treadmills and a couple sets of dumbbells because only five people are coming. In a great first week. They don't need to ever come back. They could show up next week

and you're not even there. You just rent the space for a week. That would be a great test. We rent a space for like a month. We sign a bunch of people up. Next month we're not even there. We're not even there. They don't even know that the place doesn't exist anymore exactly you show up to the to the address a year later you would show up and be like i guess i was dreaming or i was high i should i should get sober and then they just never

cancel yeah all right before i go to the gym i gotta get rid of this fucking addiction i have that uh that game is is uh yeah the patreon be nice to like wake up be like damn i just bunch of people signed up for my shit right yep making money while i sleep and even and beyond the not renewing thing it's like if if you're that big of a fan and as long as you keep your products like similar quality they'll probably just pay do you guys do patreon here no it's a weird spot where it's like with the money you get a salary and like you know um i always wondered like you know if we did one if it would even i feel like it's a grassroots sort of thing you know what i mean like you want to get in and like

support somebody and it's like yeah it's like what you were saying with tim with the seafood towers you're like i don't need to get people actually for him it's like people like yeah give him some more seafood that. That's his thing. He's earned that. People like knowing that they're paying to support a lifestyle that is hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they want to hear about it on the pod next week. It's like, damn it. If this guy goes broke, he's not going to fucking Nobu.

And beyond that, it's like he is not beholden to any ads. He's not worried about getting kicked off of a platform like that allows tim dillon to be tim dillon yeah which is the most it's a self-fulfilling thing that's why kendrick lamar should have said pedophile at the super bowl i wonder if there was a uh i mean he's already done so well that's like how much better could he have done but if there was like a break even point where it's like all right you're gonna get fined like five million bucks yeah but you're gonna be like legendary for fucking saying it you know what i mean he's not the type to be like now i'm gonna go on a podcast and talk about it build all that so it i don't know if it would

work but cancel culture like yeah yeah it's not his style but you probably could make an argument for like there's a dollar amount that's worth yeah doing that just for the you know the attention and the feedback but then like yeah i wonder if like fuck i mean whatever the sponsorships like you know that the super bowl has it's probably the most powerful i'm sure there's long lasting ramifications of like we'll never like all those brands that are involved it's like yeah louisiana had put out a statement being like we want a wholesome halftime show really state was like you're in our state well they got they're like they're doing like their french thing aren't they kind of like though they have like a different government than us down there or something

they're all parishes right yeah louisiana is like a province or something it's not even a real state what did you say uh you said you like going back to louisiana or going back back to New Orleans It's a lot A lot better When you're not blacking out And fucking old bitches Yeah Really? I thought that was

That's what it was there for I did that That was fun I just had a regular Calm week this time Also Unbelievable I mean it's the best city in America

It's a multifaceted It's unbelievable But I was I was like I think the hotel we stayed in I was telling Paz I was like This might have been the hotel.

Really? Well, we're all right. John, if it was a threesome. It's actually a really old woman. It was a threesome with an old couple. It wasn't an old couple. It never officially became a threesome. He kept trying.

I guess it was a cuck situation. It was a guy. It was a man. It was a guy. And he was like, it's a whole thing. How old were they? I was actually, I was on the Pike formal. Okay.

I don't know their age i was probably 18 19 and uh they were like 40 something they were they were older people they were not like young people you got groomed yeah well the story is very the story is very rapey and he told it's not rapey i show i went there she didn't take me that's true you're like i didn't rape them like no they raped me that's what i meant meant. No, no, no. I know. But I was like, but everyone was willing to participate. Look, here we go. You want to go by rules?

Like, was I too drunk to have sex? Probably. Definitely. But they probably should recognize that and not invite me to fuck. But I showed up myself. I can't believe your dick was hard. Yeah, dude. Rock hard. Dude, 18.

100%. Oh, yeah. If I could get back to that dick, whoo, baby. If I could get back to that dick, whoo, baby. If I could get back to the dick, but I'm getting a blowjob with an old guy in the tub. Where you're asleep, but your dick is up. In the tub. The guy was in the tub? Yeah, so we were in the hot tub.

I don't think I could get my dick sucked next to an old man. Maybe in a run club. Was he watching you? He was watching. Oh, yeah. He was watching. He kept like floating over trying to get what i was like i was like you back against the wall you know what i mean like like he would do like one i just use a little float he's on one it's like it's like prison everyone back on the

wall no but she had uh she was she she she knew what she was doing. The very first thing, she came up to me. I doubt it was her first time. Yeah. Well, she handed me a business card. Whoa. Okay. So I was playing slap the bag where a couple of the other guys in the frat, I don't say

brothers, a couple of the other guys in the frat were on the second story or third story, whatever, and they would they were just basically just dumping wine on me yeah and i was i was in a tuxedo because it was formal and i was like trying to catch it but i was like fucking drenched in red wine and and this woman this woman saw me on bourbon street it was like fucking that's that's the guy that's the guy we can take advantage of let me ask you this it's a formal so you had like a date right well where was where was she so i i like when i was at fSU, I never really got that into it. I didn't really make a ton of friends, all that stuff.

I'm sorry. No, no, no. But it was my first year there, and someone was like, I got a date for you. And this is a really nice, really cool, hot chick, Brazilian chick. You're like, big tits, great ass. We're like, okay okay that's it and she like i went to the i went to the room after formal and she was already passed out in bed and i was like all right i'm taking the governor i'll fuck it i'm going out and so i went i went i left the hotel

and walked downstairs they were playing slap the bag and i was like let's go and then this chick came up to me and she whips out one tit and she goes pierced. And I was like, fucking hell yeah. And then she put that titty away and put another titty and went lactating. Whoa. And I was like, that one doesn't do as much for me, but it doesn't deter me either. I'm still about it. Oh, my God. I would have preferred you kept that titty in the shirt, but whatever.

You're not into the lactating tit? And then so she fucking gives me like a business card if i remember correctly or i don't get it i was all fucked up but she gave me some kind of piece of parchment with her address on it okay and i kept partying for like a couple more hours and then i'm like fuck it i'm just gonna see what this chick's about so i like texted her she's like yep come to the address not attractive right i have literally no idea Like if she walked in now Would you be able to recognize her Not even a chance

Not even a chance Unless she walked in And was like Here's the lactate And you're like Oh Wasn't fat Wasn't fat

But like not like You know you're not like I always pictured a Fat old woman No She was like a Like I would say She's just a

Like a Like a Creative player Before it got made. That's how it is in my mind. I don't know, some chick. Just a lady. Just a lady.

Just a lady. And I get to the house, and it was a nice house, if I remember correctly. A solid house, walking distance from Bourbon. And I knock on the door, and she's like, just come in. And I walk in And it's It's the weirdest Living room set up Of all time

Where it's like It's just a couch And then like A weird amount Of distance away Is this huge TV Like hanging And she was

Watching She was watching Interracial porn And fucking herself Whoa And I was like I walked right into that Wow

Now then you wonder How long that was going on You went out and partied Yeah You could have been there For hours Hours And then This woman is possessed Like a lunatic And she's like And you wonder how long that was going on. You went out and partied. Yeah. You could have been there for hours. Hours.

This woman is possessed. Like a lunatic. And she's like, so she starts giving me a blowjob. And she grabs me by the dick, and she walks me like a fucking leash. And it's like a shotgun-style house. So we go through the kitchen, and we go through this other room. You're being led by your dick. This is wild.

Wild, bro. Yeah, that part was hot as fuck right and then we get to the back room and there's just some dude in bed and i was like oh on a second here like i don't know about all this and she said no no we're gonna go outside to the jacuzzi he's just gonna come and i was like i bet he's gonna come i was like whatever man where where is he gonna yeah we get in the jacuzzi was hanging just gonna come and i was like i bet he's gonna come i was like whatever man where where is he gonna yeah we get in the jacuzzi was hanging out for like i don't know 45 seconds she goes why don't you pop up on the side of that i'll suck that cock of yours and i was like oh i was like all right so i pop up on the side of that so i get it's crazy i get on the side of the

jacuzzi she takes out a condom i is weird. She hasn't used a condom yet. Yeah. And she bites the bag off it, which was great. I've never been a part of something like that. No. And she uses the elastic part of it. You mean the, not the wrapper, the bag of the condom. The bag of the condom.

Oh. And then she takes just like the elastic base and just creates like a cock ring around me. She go around the balls? Yeah. Whoa. bass and just creates like a cock ring around me like you go around the ball she put yeah yo this bitch is a professional dude she put your dick and balls in a condom well no like just just like the elastic band of it that would be over the balls it's like that feels painful but listen like that that is a professional move because yeah you you go home with a chick she's obviously just a certifiable whore right and she reaches in and she takes out a condom

and you go oh damn it and then she does what she does with it you go oh hell yeah the roller coaster of emotions is crazy. I mean, thank God you used a condom. You can't not use a condom with that woman. To be able to be like, I technically used a condom. I used a condom. So wait, so she had this condom on your balls? I'm trying to build a visual here. It was just the elastic of it.

Just the ring. So the ring was under my balls. Oh. But over my dick. Oh, wow. Okay. That's giving you. That's why I was probably fucking.

But I wasn't the other guy in the tub. That's crazy. Oh, my God. Then we banged. We went back inside, banged. And at one point, I was banging her in the ass. And she went, don't let it pull it out. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. And I was like, God. I was like, I just want to get this over with at this point. Look at the fuck. How does this house of horrors of fecal matter? Someone take condoms and men. How do you get out? I got out.

Slowly? No, dude. Where you just pull it and run and go. I finished, and then I remember this so vividly, too. I was sliding my pants on. I was bent over, kind of getting my pants on, and she grabbed something off the fridge. It was on the fridge.

She handed it to me. She's like, in case you're wondering if I had STDs, here's a clean test. And I was like, well, I definitely wasn't wondering until you handed me a clean test that you just had at the ready right now. And then I walked out, and then I walked back to the hotel, and the buses were there. And I went upstairs. So, dude, you are covered in red wine, cum, shit.

Old lady cum. I mean, like, gross hot tub water. I probably didn't shower for three more days. I know you didn't shower. I know you did. What was, like, the post-nut clarity? Were you, like, regretful? I was so fucked up still.

I can't believe you could have sex. Usually if you're in the frame of mind that you can do that, you can't physically do that. There is a little bit of a nice check and balance with the male body. You're going to do a lot of reckless shit, but when it gets... If you're drunk enough to do some really crazy shit, it usually can't happen. It makes a business call on your behalf.

Did you ever figure out the relationship with the guy? I never spoke to them ever again. Dude, the floating of... This time? This time? This time? This time? It's like someone trying to get in a jump rope.

Get the fuck out of here! Say double dutch. Go. Oh, my God. Bro, it's just... What a disaster. I mean, to just be getting fucked in the ass and be like, I know it.

I know how that's feeling. Don't do it. Fucking 4 a.m. I had two slices of pizza on bourbon. You better be careful, I know it. I know how that's feeling. Don't do it. Fucking 4 a.m. I had two slices of pizza on bourbon. You better be careful, son. Just a nightmare for gay guys and chicks who do that. You could have got AIDS. That's how you get AIDS,

is you go to some old lady's house in New Orleans who showed you that she's lactating and you fuck her in the ass. That's insane. What did that have to do with a racist monkey? Dude, the guy, who's the guy? that's insane what did that have to do with a racist monkey like it was dude the guy who's the guy

where was he where you're having sex with this woman he was not present anymore I think he just stayed in the hot tub I think he was watching from a camera

he was watching he was listening he was there yeah he did not give you space they probably have footage of you bro they recorded that like some serial killer

yeah probably on some OnlyFans right now it's like their top-selling video. Wayward 18-year-old fucks old lady in the ass. I'll tell you this much. This is a story you've been telling for a decade now. If video of this surfaced, it would be Pam Anderson-type sex tape shit. If they're out there and they're listening, I'll share it.

That's what the Patreon is for. That's the Patreon. That's when you launch the Patreon Fuck Tim Dillon numbers Yeah Oh my god Seafood Towers for everybody A makeshift cock ring It is

Did she lactate While you were having sex? No I'm sure she did She probably covered in breast milk Hot tub water Wine Shit

And just bourbon street And then just on a bus Back to Tallahassee for fucking six hours you probably walked on that bus and people were like you smell like a barnyard animal bro oh i never uh i've been to new orleans a few times never had sex with a prostitute not that she was a prostitute yeah actually i came i came close did you i did i was at a strip club and i was like how much to uh have sex and she was at a strip club And I was like How much to have sex And she was like

$100 Too low And I was like How about $40 And she was like Alright deal And then I started To walk upstairs with her

And then I just Something happened And I'm like What am I doing right now Dude to me If I ask How much money To pay for sex

Like I want the answer To be like $5,000 Then I'd be like I don't know Now I might be in on it You're something special I was a college kid And you settle for $40

With no pushback No negotiating skills She didn't go to $80 You can barely get anything in this world for $40 anymore Let alone access You get a salad for $40 I get a salad delivered $28 No it's $40 anymore, let alone access to get a salad for $40. I get a salad delivered on $28. No, it's $40.

I get a salad, I get a couple cookies, and I get a soup. If you want croutons, it's another $18. This woman will let you fuck her for $40. But I was a college kid, i'm like 100 this kind of seems

like a lot yeah you know yeah i don't have that's like a fifth of the money that i have to my name it's like 20 of my you know my total worth i can't spend on having sex with a stranger where was that it was in new orleans yeah yeah i i had i was in miami for a bachelor party recently, and I was at Tootsie's, and we had it set up. Someone on a bachelor party knew the owner of Tootsie's because, shockingly, he's an Irish guy. Okay. What's Tootsie's? It's the biggest strip club in the world. It's literally a former Costco is what the building is.

They have little snack ladies there That place you went with Willie Colon to Exactly, that one cost me a pretty penny That one was expensive I did not know it was a Costco It's massive That's like tens and tens of thousands of square feet It's humongous

How many strippers are there? That's crazy For real though Literally we had with us probably a hundred So I don't that's crazy for real though i mean yeah i literally we had with us probably a hundred um so i don't know how many were backstage or whatever but they were a lot of fatherless homes but they were like it was my first time at a strip club in forever and and obviously all the girls miami strip club they're all stunning and every single one of them would be like kind of rubbing up on you

and they would every single one to a t would just whisper like you want to go do coke and fuck me and i was like yes i do literally literally more than anything in the world which is why the first trip to touch these cost me a lot of fucking money that i had to venmo willie cologne's for i had to venmo his wife no dude willie how much was it a couple grand no oh my god how many strippers did you have sex with i don't think any but i'll tell you what i spent a lot of time in a room with one okay as i mentioned they were offering two things dude i'm not uh i'm like a guy who like a couple like you know i'll if i get like a dance from a server i'm like i think we're actually making a connection yeah oh very yeah

i'm like i can't i can't do strip clubs i just i don't have the money to do it and uh i did uh they're very good at what they do they're great with the do that's how i got covered the first time i mean the dancing and the twerking and all that shit like they they are if they put their that those skills to like like, the business world, they would – you know, you could close deals, bitch. Oh, I'm from Tampa. I mean, like, this is like a very – it's a huge part of the economy there. No penetration, right?

That's the only rule? And even that is like you're allowed to – I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I've been to, like – I've only been to a strip club a couple times. The last time I think I went was in 2020. That's how I got COVID the first time.

I was visiting my parents, and I was was like i was like you know what i'm going i fucking it's been all year i've been cooped up i haven't done anything for covid my parents live in florida i'm like my friends i'm going out my friends they're like let's go to a strip club i went and i got covid i ruined christmas my birthday is march 6th and so it was like right around then and i remember uh we went out for my birthday and my my buddies wanted to go to flash dancers they're like come on it's your birthday it's like old school let's do it i'm like all right i'm not okay fine whatever it was the night of the rudy gobert like shut down you know and and uh i remember being like don't tell anybody about it i was like i don't think we should be here.

That's so funny. And I think if you go home to work and school and your families, they're not going to want to know that we were in a place that is touching and sharing and like, don't tell anybody about this. I did a show, like a stand-up show that night. And I remember the moment very vividly, obviously, like we all do. And I remember I saw it as i was walking on stage and i told like the audience i talked it was like i couldn't it was just insane so the idea that you had no that like rudy gobert like they just shut down the nba and uh just the idea of

like a stripper getting on stage and being like guys uh they're shutting down the nba for the rest of the season rudy gobert just tested positive for coronavirus she's just like naked making like a sad like announcement i saw a dj stopped a party like a week ago to break the luca trade oh that was awesome it was like that was like so funny like you know plays music and he's like cut the music was like luca don't you that was hilarious i think i stayed up to like three in the morning just watching every single piece of like content about it imagine making a trade so bad that you have to hire personal security because you're getting threats well uh there is no two ways about it you can talk about like conditioning and whatever it's like you now fear for your life it was such a bad trade i mean dude this might

like hurt the relationship with like the united states and like slovenia yeah like it's just like dude darko milicic was like on the coaching staff he retired or he left the team really yeah he was like the first uh slovenian born player in the nba and he was there and he left because of the lucatrade really yeah i didn't know that yeah i have no purpose here anymore yeah he's like i cannot do this i love the the quote from the owner or the governor whatever he is is now, where he's like, he didn't say it, but he basically was leaning heavily into the fact that Luca doesn't train. Yeah. But the examples he used, they're great.

Yeah. But it was like, you know, the Michael Jordans of the world, the Kobe Bryants of the world, the Shacks of the world, they committed to it. And everyone was like, well, Jordan was an alcoholic gambler, and Shaq famously did not exercise. He played like 60 games a year. He would film movies in the offseason, and he would do TV shows. Shaq was a brand.

It's like, okay, he's not Kobe. That's about it. Kobe's like the only one. But also, why would he not prop up Dirk? Dirk was there for like 20 years, and he won them a championship. It's nuts. Did you see Mark Cuban talking to Bill Gates? Yeah.

What if you found out that Steve Ballmer traded Windows 11 for Windows 10 and downgraded? I don't believe that Mark Cuban. Mark Cuban is still pretty heavily involved in the Mavericks. I don't think I don't believe that Mark Cuban Mark Cuban is still like Pretty heavily involved In the Mavericks I don't think he's Enough of a majority owner No but he still has like

20 And he's like 27% Yeah That's not like And he was the one Who was like Wanted to grow this Casino thing

And that's If it's because of the casino They fucked up so hard If it's because of that Then I still I think they fucked up No matter what I mean yeah I definitely think they fucked up so hard. If it's because of that, then I think they fucked up no matter what. I mean, yeah, I definitely think they fucked up.

But I can understand when you start doing the gambling and casinos and entertainment complexes and shit, you're no longer like, I don't care about NBA championships. We're talking about like I want to have a multibillion-dollar gambling complex yeah and so like if i can force the the you know the texas uh legislators hand by having a shitty basketball team like fucking so be it you know what i mean so i i do kind of believe that idea but has greg abbott the governor said anything about uh luca yet i well i mean that's that's really what that that theory is that like they're not approving their their bid for the casino and that they're like all right we're gonna fucking tank this team then i love the idea of greg abbott just like calling luca lazy he's literally like in a wheelchair he's like the guy like doesn't take care of his body his conditioning's dog shit dude greg abbott and who was the other one

if you're a conservative guy in a wheelchair You automatically get like Whoa he served And I don't think either of them No That's so funny Wasn't Greg Abbott like a skiing accident Maybe Mason I don't No

The young guy in a wheelchair The one who was like at Hitler's cabin Yeah Greg Abbott was just like Some sort of accident That like totally yeah if you're if he was if he was like more like progressive he'd be like seen as like this old large character he's a conservative he's just like a fucking bitter like he got hit by a tree yeah hit by a tree a large oak tree fell on him and cracked his back dude god hates you, man. I'm going to add that to my list of things that will never happen. He was jogging and got hit by a

fucking falling tree. That sucks. That would make me pretty bigoted too. I'd be pretty hateful if a fucking tree fell on me and I couldn't walk the rest of my life. You're not getting an abortion now. I just became

pro-life. No, more people need to be born some more trees can hit them and i don't have to be so alone in this world bro it says quote an enormous oak tree fell on him just the biggest oak tree imaginable we had when i was a kid an oak tree fell through our house like but if you're running you're out jogging you're in your rug club you're trying to fuck some bitches yeah and you see you know i mean oak trees there's a decent amount of time yeah like not get hit by a falling tree put it on they go timber i hope you get hit by a fucking running that's insane that's fucking all time bad luck yeah that's like you could have ran Anywhere else on the planet earth

You happen to And like why did the oak tree fall Was it If he was In a storm I guess he shouldn't be running Was he running in a tornado I bet this is made up

This is 40 years ago You just make stuff up This guy fell out of a fucking Hotel balcony While fucking a hooker And they were like Let's just say A tree fell on you?

Like a big tree, though. Like an enormous oak tree. Put enormous. Put enormous. Put that it was huge. That would be a Trump thing. Not a small tree. It's a miracle I'm still alive, actually.

It's not sad I'm in a wheelchair. The tree broke. The tree's dead that's great uh all right so you got the series coming out and then are you on the road like anything else you want to plug or um the series is a big thing check that out it's on youtube um by this time this drops it'd be episode one or two is it on uh it's his own yeah yeah run club the show on youtube okay um if you follow me though um like you won't be able to miss it this is interesting so like that you just started a new channel we

started a new youtube instagram and yeah because i feel like just live their own perpetuity you know like just forever like i'm very i'm always trying to crack the the youtube like puzzle and i and i feel like right now you're at a spot where they encourage so much specializing and niche stuff. Yes. But that, to me, then encourages more new channels. Yeah. But I also feel like they kind of penalize new channels. Because to me, it's like, all right, if I want to talk about music, you should make a music channel. Yeah.

If you want to talk about sports, you should make a sports channel. But do you want – it kind of sucks. You have to spread all your promotion across like five channels. But the flip side of like I have a mishmash channel with all sorts of shit that's like oh i subscribe to this guy for basketball and now i'm listening to sports like i'm out yeah so it's interesting i was just kind of like you know like if so if we did like a second season it would go on there like got it and whatever like additional stuff we would do would all go on there you know just for the run just for that one club yeah like i mean mean, I even look at like Broad City.

It was like a web series before it was a TV show. And that YouTube channel still exists. The web series is awesome. Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. I didn't know that. And so it just lives there forever. You just kind of have this little time capsule thing.

Exactly. So that's kind of what I was thinking. All right. Awesome. So go check that out. Thank you. And Dan Carney on social. Appreciate it, man.

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