KFC Radio - KFC and Karim Go Head to Head over the Troll Farm Situation Ft. Wells Adams

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 01:55 Happy Birthday Feitelberg! 20:06 How long would it take you to f*** someone if you're stranded with them 27:36 The Troll Farm Drama continues on 40:30 Joey and Pat come in to cook eggs with us 01:05:46 Video voicemails 01:24:30 Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield drama 01:32:04 Blake Lively Justin Baldoni Drama 01:40:09 Armie Hammer on Piers Morgan 02:00:11 Wells Adams Interview 02:00:24 Wells came with Gifts! 02:08:56 What filming Traitors was like 02:24:29 Wells beat Johnny Bananas in a "cooking competition" 02:32:03 Wells was SHOCKED by how far he got on JoJo's bachelorette season 02:44:13 Pole vaulter who lost because of his d*** 02:51:57 Sarah Hyland on Love Island 03:01:01 Wells' favorite moment from Bachelor in Paradise 03:07:43 Wells vs Frankie Borrelli ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ PRESENTED BY MANGO SHOTTA: Stay Spicy with Mango Shotta https://www.mangoshotta.com/ Factor: Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/kfc50 and use code kfc50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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flavored and so stay spicy with mango shada hashtag take a shot it's another edition of kfc radio on the Barstool Sports Network. This is going to air the day after John's birthday, but we're still going to sing happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Fidelberg. Happy birthday to you.

Thank you very much. This is 36. 36. John, show them the gift I got you. If you're watching on YouTube, I got John a little something. This is a very nice gift. I like it a lot. It does look a little disturbingly like me. What color is this?

This is pink. That's you. That's Fidelberg. That's not even pink. That's Fidelberg. When Darren Robel talks about Pantones, you need to have your own. That shit is colored Fidelberg. Yeah, it's when you do that. Yes. Yes. yes yes there it is oh you're such a blobfish you're such a blobfish obviously please

go watch on youtube you got to see it if you don't know one of feidelberg's biggest and best most accurate uh doppelgangers out of all five million of them uh probably like the og if you ask me like i feel like that was the first thing that people were like that looks like vital yeah i think i think it started with i think it was a dave looked like it and then you ask me like i feel like that was the first thing that people were like that looks like vitalberg yeah i think i think it started i think it started with i think it was a dave looked like it and then it became me yeah uh yeah i mean we both got like the schnoz and that's the thing is the nose dave people were saying about dave because the blobfish has a big nose and people were making dave nose jokes you have the blobfish face right so i got him a rubber uh a rubber it's called sunny the happy blobfish and uh we both immediately

the first time i touched it i go you can fuck that thing it's made out of the exact rubber that you know allegedly like a flashlight would be made of yep you're in the wrong seat jackie's in the wrong like slowly ease into it though no no because you were there and then you're back out of it Yeah that's making it More of a thing You totally made it a thing By sitting back there

That was like deleting a tweet Yeah That was like You try to send a fact We just talked about this Yeah yeah right That was like you know Making up a story about gossip

And then telling everyone it was fake It's just you can't do that You gotta You gotta You Jackie You are officially Third chair

Day for celebrations Happy chair day okay but then but then i want to just say like give me some grace it's going to take me a while yeah to get comfortable like i to just like get comfortable with it you were talking about literally in the chair or talking on the show oh okay see how far you can lean back in that no i i think it's going to snap. Yeah, for sure. That's actually why we move you to the third chair because we're waiting for it to break. It'll be funny when it's on you.

My mom called me this morning and she sang Happy Birthday. She sang like a line and a half and then she stopped and she's like, I don't want to do that anymore. It's a lie. And I was like,

yeah, it is. The person who invented the birthday song should work at Guantanamo. Those two women, right? Oh, is it? I think it's two broads who made it and made a jillion dollars. Good at torture. Because people don't enjoy singing it. I think it's weird to openly hate it one way or the other.

It's kind of a hard note to have, too. I mean, you know, when you're a kid, it's fine. True. Kids are fine. Anybody who, like, celebrates. So my family does this thing. You know, there's a lot of kids in the family now, so we do birthday celebrations. My mom insists on the pointy rubber string hats, which are ridiculous.

She even says when she has them, she goes, will anybody wear these? And, you know, I wear them because it's the kids but then they'll do it like for me i'll get like a video sent to me from like my mom and my sister wearing the hat singing happy birthday to me for like 30 seconds and it's cute and but i'm just like thanks guys that's one thing when you're doing it for like a one-year-old it's another thing when you're doing it for a 39 is it your proper age on the hat or no no i think i think she's recycling the hat at this point so uh but then my my mom went uh she was giving him to say to me and i was like no thank you and she said well it's my double birthing day and i went oh my sister was also born the same day yeah i think that's one of the craziest things ever yeah i know you and a buddy of mine his brother five years apart same day i think we're eight

years apart something like that you know it's like yeah they were on a schedule they were doing things the same way did she have a thing where she tried to like not yeah she was like very upset about it really yeah i didn't give a fuck but she like i guess for the kids sake you you know it's kind of like having a birthday near Christmas. You feel gypped. Yeah. I remember it was my, again, probably my eighth birthday. I should probably learn how old my sister is. And I think she's 29.

I'm 36. Maybe she's seven years. Yeah, I would know if she's 30. She's 20. Whatever. I think you would know if she had a 30 year birthday it would have been a big deal but she was doing the but i just don't know what she was if she was 27 or if she was 28 she's not 30 she's 28 or 29 got it got it um but the on my birthday party it was like jim

and pam when like pam's like i'm fine i don't need to go to the hospital my dad's like we gotta go to the fucking hospital yeah i don't want to be born today right right right right i don't care when's your birthday september 6th september 6th it's coming up it's coming up and you're gonna be 30 people are so mean in the comments about the millennial thing they're like isn't jackie 30 already it's like i get it i look yo people are not liking that take huh i didn't i didn't you guys made it bad i guys made a bunch of takes. Is it that bad? Nah, I mean, it's... It's just more comments than we normally get.

And they're all millennials. But how, like, you didn't say anything. I'm a millennial. You didn't say anything inaccurate. I also, at times, found those exact things entertaining and fun. And now, also, I think it's, you know, to be upset about that is a little bit millennial. Right. Or it's not millennial, but it's like the person he's describing would also be upset about that is a little bit millennial. Or it's not millennial, but it's like the person he's describing

would also be upset by that. You're upset about being accurately described. It's almost as you look like a blobfish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I will say, if you want to do like a cringe versus and do your generation versus my generation, we can do that.

Because I mean, you know, if you look at like, I mean, TikTok is the cringiest thing in the world. Your whole generation is like summed up by like lip syncing and like funny noises on TikTok. It's like, that's fucking cringy too. That's a good point. That's a good point.

So it's like, we all have our things. But I almost feel like people- We're really hard to entertain. Yeah, right, right, exactly. Charlie D'Amelio has 100 million followers. I'm a savage. So I think we both have cringe that cancels out and then i would i would say you know if you want to talk about like the funniest best comedians and shit uh and that's

that's just more of a time thing but you know they're all from my generation bro so fuck you young motherfuckers that's a time thing yeah it is but like i don't know uh i just i do think that there was a little bit of a golden era of comedians like you know i think it's gonna be tough to run into another like five or six comedian run of from like bill burr through shane gillis and everybody in between you know that was pretty fucking gangster i think you gotta give it yeah i mean yeah we gotta wait we gotta find out you know i also do i think now that i'm like 25 basically i think my brain aren't you 23 thank you no i really do wait you're 25 well i'm about to be 25 i'm 24 right now i know i really i mean i'm always off with the ages of the people here

like i when i see you know bob fox getting engaged and these people who i knew were like like literally 18 when they first joined i'm like so warped by their ages so i if you ever just thought you were 23 i want you know they do like the uh like the um cafeteria table sitting and stuff like that like the meme of like who yeah yeah i wonder if you did it by year with barstool personalities who has the best table. By year they joined? No, year you were born. Oh.

That's a fun one. We'll make that up. I don't know. Now we have to do some research. I only know my table just because I was out to dinner the other night with three of us. Me, Roan, Nate, and Trent is my table. I think we're the only 88s. 88s. We're the only 88s. 88s.

Roll with the 88s. Let's go. Heil. That's what 88 stands for. I was making a joke. Wait, what does that mean? I didn't know that one. 88 is Heil Hitler.

It's because H is the eighth letter of the alphabet. Oh. Which is why that Stu Finder shirt is pretty wild. The 88 degrees. The degrees helps a lot.

A lot. The degrees does a lot of heavy lifting on that shirt. Is that super well known? I mean, I guess on the internet, if you put all the people who know it. Yeah, I've known it pre-internet. By the way, while we're talking about horrendously racist things, have you seen the meme of the Australian breakdancer?

No. It's so funny, but terrible. Someone photoshopped her. You know when she went like this? Yeah. Someone photoshopped her into American when she went like this yeah what up someone photoshopped her into american history x oh no you know the scene i'm talking about i don't even like to say the phrase i don't even like to see the still oh no the person laying there but her foot's like right it's all black and white that's very funny um so anyway you're now the third mike

on the show what happened to him by, by the way, Ed Norton? What's he do? I think he does like – He just does like Wes Anderson stuff? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say passion projects and shit. By the way, I feel like if you shuffle here and then he shuffles there, I feel like you've got to shuffle there.

Yeah. Yeah. So we got 15-year-old Steve behind the desk. Hell yeah. You're behind the ones and twos now. So I kept thinking he was graduating. two-year-old Steve behind the desk. You're behind the ones and twos now. I kept thinking he was graduating, so I thought we were going to get him back to fucking

prov, right? Yeah, back for one more year. So, you know, do yourself a favor and just hang the fuck out your senior year. Don't worry about a thing, bro. Health policy and management classes are not going to be doing much. Wait, what is it?

Health policy and management. So I'm just talking about like random blogs. What's your major? Health policy and management. Sure is. He's got to say it three times now. That might have been a dumb question. A lot of majors don't mean anything,

but health policy and management is like, are you talking about like healthcare? It's like the business side of healthcare, yeah oh that actually i was about to make fun of that but that actually probably is a tangible yeah like if you went into health care you probably need a degree or greatly helps you know super specific so what was yours communications that's the fakest one of all no i got the fakes not me personally but i got it i know what it is my buddy at fsu recreation Recreation and Leisure. What?

Yeah. What is that for? Like park management and stuff like that. Oh, okay. That's a little bit of a misnamed thing then. Because if that was called like parks development, it'd be a whole different story. You could be like a fucking architect. I don't know exactly.

He's not. He's a pony. He's a poetry professor. But at least that has like a, this is what it's used for. Like communications, even like my school communications, they were like, it's anything really. Yeah, it's like you have to communicate in like every job. Yeah, like so bad at communication too. It's into the mic on the podcast. I feel like if you get like a broadcasting degree that, you know, and you go into broadcasting,

but when they call it communications, it's like. Yeah, what is that? What does that mean? And like business is fake. Business is broad, but it's actually like applicable in some cases because business is actually, you know, a real thing. But business and communications is just. Usually for communications,

you do communications as your major and then your minor, you go to journalism, media arts, or broadcast. Those are all fake too. I remember the amount of people who would ask if we got journalism degrees. Did that happen to you a lot? I don't know.

I would often... I would get people being like, you obviously went to journalism school, and then what do you recommend after that? And I was like, guys. I would be like, no, we went to journalism school so like what and then what do you recommend after that and i was like guys i i would be like no we call it j school yeah big j's no i was like no i was a creative writing major they were the only classes i went to those are i i liked like i mean i didn't know it at the time but it every time i had to write something interesting for school i liked it or i did did it well. So there is some level of like, you know,

it actually worked or was applicable. The greatest class I took was the Daily Show. It was a class. Oh, yeah. I had one semester where I took the Daily Show. Those schools really are just fucking phony. It's made up. I took the Daily Show and Ultimate Frisbee in the same semester.

And I wouldn't go to Ultimate Frisbee. Bro, I would kill to play Ultimate Frisbee now. You had the chance to do it for something and you didn't go? I went to like four classes the whole semester. By the way, Ultimate is going to be in LA. Oh, really? Or maybe Brisbane, I think. But one of the next two Summer Olympics, Ultimate, bro.

I think I'm going to start in Ultimate Frisbee League in New York. I have a lot of people who are down. Are you into this? No. Oh, okay. But I could... That would make sense. down. Are you into this? No. Oh, okay. But I could... That would make sense. It seems kind of easy to figure out.

Oh, really? Yeah. You think... Can you throw a frisbee? Yeah. You know that? Or you're saying you could just pick it up and do it? Or you know it?

Well, I probably could. At this point, I am fluent in jacking. Yeah. What do you mean? No. Like, so you think... When was the last time you threw a Frisbee? I don't know, like eight, probably. Oh, my God.

There's no way you can throw a Frisbee. But I did it at eight. Yeah, but it's. You've gotten, if I had to guess, less coordinated. You used to be able to jump 50% of the time. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. not by the way i i don't want to make this sound like throwing a frisbee is impossible i'm just saying it's not something you just like pick up and do if you haven't like i was just doing it recently and i hadn't thrown

it in like a couple years and it took me a while to like get you know get it back but by the way i invented can jam oh yeah yeah i invented can oh yeah we we used to play that on jones beach uh actually more like point lookout not jones beach just for the trash but the beach on long island um with like those heavy i don't even know if they really are on beaches anymore but back in the day there were heavy metal wired uh garbage cans and we would we would play that you have to try to get it in or hit it obviously there was no slit and we invented that and then that became you know a bajillion dollar universal game

and missed my chance but I just want it on the record I invented candy okay on the record my uncle swears he invented Dunkachino

he's like he's like still he's like I gotta track down where that came from what does that mean it was like half coffee half hot chocolate

he's like I worked with that for 10 years at this one location if that was the location with the idea I invented it hey you never know it was at a Dunkin yeah and then they made the Dunkachino with that for 10 years at this one location. If that was the location with the idea, I invent it.

Hey, you never know. It was at a Dunkin'. And then they made the Dunkicino. I'll give them credit. That's enough for me. That is enough for me. We definitely need to do a Jackie Frisbee challenge. I'd like to get that done sooner than later. Join my league. Join my league. There definitely is a league.

I've looked it up you do have to have like 15 plus people so I but that's to make a team you said you were going to run a league I'm not going to start my own league I'm going to get 15 people and we're going to start those things are fun

I might as well just start my own league well here's the thing I bet you 15 people would say yes and then like 4 at a time would show up that's probably that's because that's something i'd be like ultimate first is awesome i'll sign up and i would ghost you every time yeah right like but if i did it on like a thursday night and i was like after we're getting drinks now people want to join my league well the whole yes all of those things are like we do this and then we booze i would actually encourage bring like just doing the boozing there um kickball

is the new um ball was a huge one no but that's like the new dating app of new york really yeah wait that's the name or you're saying it's just like everyone does like hot guys do kickball and so then hot girls do kickball. These fucking Gen Z. I know the run clubs. I know of the run clubs. The run clubs. The West Village run clubs are apparently like the new sex

factors. Now but is this a situation are guys doing this on purpose or are you guys ruining the guys fun? You know what I shouldn't say that that was sexist of me to say that guys do it guy's fun? You know what? I shouldn't say that.

That was sexist of me to say that guys do it. So then girls do it. It's, I don't know what came first, you know, chicken or that. Usually the guy comes first. I think that running run clubs,

like for all we know, like Colleen started, I think it's like a girl thing, you know, Colleen invented running now. Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just saying like,

like it's a very girl thing. And then all of a sudden it started to be like i'm just wondering if guys were like yo you want to play kickball and then girls show up albeit hot ones that are trying to fuck them but they're like we just wanted to play kickball with the homies and now i gotta like you know spit game to this girl fuck this i mean is is uh is zog sports still a thing you guys know that okay like when i was in days of your back yonder when i was you got uh your guy's age like zog sports was the new york city like they had leagues for everything it was one giant uh company that had kickball beer pong uh soccer uh like all the men's leagues it's like volo sports now what's that called volo yeah i'm sure it's like the same people what is that uh that's like

the i think they do like soccer leagues but they do it for kids no it's all adults yeah oh they must have a kid thing oh kid version yeah i just know my sister's running the new york marathon for volo oh really yeah oh wow maybe not she might just be running it no because i've asked like what is it and she was like i bet you they they do it from you know ages whatever all the way up to um can i say something yeah it's an adult social what the fuck oh weirdo she is um speaking of leagues this is what i realized this is how i like picture like being in someone's league oh no there's some kids look there's some children yeah volo kids give back so whatever that is so it's probably like volo raises money to then give to local yeah kid things but volo i think is

for the adults to play sorry go ahead um okay so like if i'm stuck on an island with somebody with a guy based on how long it would take us to hook up is how long like jacob alorty if i'm stuck on an island with him he's not touching me with the 10 foot pole for like months what like but i'm just saying like a guy like very touching you you know like whatever there's but like i think you're selling yourself short but but I get your point. But, like, the guy from, like, I don't know, what, 50 Day Fiance? I'm not touching him with the 10-foot pole for, like, three years, you know? And then there's, like, people.

So then if I see a guy out at night, I'll kind of be like, two days. That's a great way to forget the zero to ten scale yeah how long would it take if you're the last man on earth and and it's also an element of like okay if we're stuck on an island together and obviously some shit went down so we need at least like three days to recover from like potentially dead bodies, trauma, whatever. Three days. If there's like, there's somebody who I saw one time I was like, the night of. The night of, I don't care what just happened in the day. And that means it's like.

To be honest, if you fuck somebody the night of a plane crash, you're pretty horny. That person must be drop dead. See, I am the complete opposite you would fuck somebody right away i'd fuck everybody right away i'm half dead shut up particularly if it's just two of us who survived i'd just be like they're probably not gonna save us for years so we might as well get it going right now i i think it'd be so quick as you're like there's literally like there's still like flames coming out of the plane there's somebody crawling up the beach missing their leg shut up shut up unless you want in too yeah because you still got a mouth right dude i i think that would be like

the and not i wouldn't even do it for like the good sex but i would imagine surviving a plane crash sex is good sex but i would just do it just be like it is funny in like every in every action movie type thing that like the guy and the girl like i was i'm reading some book listening to some book and in it it's like a big you know traumatic action situation this group is trying to survive and like other members of the group are like making fun of them for being like just giving them like little shots for being like a cutesy acting cutesy yeah yeah and i think i would be like it's the end of the world we're fighting against the fucking nazis like enough with your schmoopy schmoopy but it does seem like that's what like

humans you know that trauma bond thing is yeah but there's also a certain element of like okay if i'm trapped with like just a weirdo guy i'm like i am gonna wait until like i need it because i don't want to like get once we get back the island, now I have like him under my belt and like, I don't want that, you know, see that that's a girl. You're talking about getting rescued. And then,

yeah. And that's like, then is he going to text me after and like, we have a thing or like, when are we getting, at what point? Like, am I like,

okay, we're not getting rescued. Like, yeah. Now, now, now it's like, whatever,

dude, I would show up at the end of cast away. It would be the exact inverse like my wife if you're waiting for me i'd be married to wilson that would be a very funny like concept for a movie or a tv episode or sketch or something like you you have like a a deserted island boyfriend. Yeah. Like, you guys are fucking, you know, head over heels.

And then you get home and you're like, ew. Yeah, yeah. The way that you used to, you know, like, build a fort. Fucking gross. Saggy skin from all your muscle loss and weight loss. So, wait. Let me ask you this then. So Jacob Elordi, let's assume he's down to fuck you.

You think like the night of you would? Like the minute of? Like realistically, I mean, would you actually after something, because I do watch these movies sometimes and I'm like, you guys are really horned up right now. Like your dick's getting hard while we know that like the fucking Planet of the Apes is going to come kill you or whatever it is, you know?

You think you would actually be like, let's go, Jake. Jake and Ballorty? Yeah. Night of? Yeah. Well, no. Yeah, like I'm saying, if you just survived a plane crash, you watched like a fucking little baby die. You watched some grandma burn alive. when do you think i think day two

it would take me like a week so there so then that's kind of where your where it starts i think i'd fuck jacob lord in three days this is like a stupid and but also it's like i in in terms of like the theory part like it's not even about how hot are they like when i fuck them it's like sexual chemistry it's like oh we can't keep our hands off each other yeah you know yeah not like no three days yeah if jacob jacob watch these sit-ups it's like love island you're in your workout gear just running on the beach Jacob, watch these sit-ups. It's like Love Island.

You're in your workout gear, just running on the beach. Jacob, what's your favorite movie? I love that movie, too. I'd be in so fast, dude. I think that's a great new scale, the day scale. Yeah. Spread that around to the girls. Love, yeah. I'm so bad you're not you're not um

editing i just want to say i just want credit for like having to edit myself especially like yesterday like starting anything new obviously there's going to be a learning curve and having to watch that over in real time it's just like i don't think anything was bad yesterday i know but no but just like watching yourself of course yeah also the thing about like the podcast is like like if i ever really very rare that we do something like polished or like i write a script or whatever but i'm starting to do that with steve and like when i make those i'll i'll give that a watch because it's something that I know I put work into. And I know that these guys are such good editors. And it's like this came out like a nice piece of content.

Right. When we're doing this and you're fucking around and you're just talking, unless shit really is hysterical or memorable, for the most part, you're just kind of bullshitting. And that's a weird thing to have to watch back at yourself. There's a reason why we don't ever do it and that's also a reason why you get paid to do it because when people say shit like you couldn't pay me to do that it's like well that's what we do we pay you to do it so bad but but then you also have you know but it's control yeah exactly exactly and i wouldn't ever want anyone else to edit it that's why the last episode was 20 minutes long yeah chunks um all right let's let's cover this uh this troll farm drama that has continued on so a couple episodes ago we talked about the potential situation where there was this guy who runs a troll farm meaning he controls a whole

bunch of internet uh haters and people pay him to then have him send these trolls after a certain target or have them go and hype somebody up and as we as i understood the story, Kareem found this Reddit thread and then reached out to the guy and talked to him about it and said, like, what's going on with the Alex Bennett situation? Why does she owe you $2,000? If we pay you the $2,000, will you give us information about what she was trying to do? And then there was some part of the rumor we all everybody assumed it was kelly keegs because they had beef and then there was some part of the rumor that said actually it was a member of kfc radio so that was told to me and i was like wow like fuck those girls and then the day like the minute we were about to record fights was like

ah the guys out in the office are talking about how that guy's really not trustworthy after they talk to him it sounds like it's not really a thing so by the way was like half the only half the office was there when i asked the other half was like it was a hundred percent true yes why were you guys 20 minutes ago so i'm gonna be gassed up for it so i thought about that when i was you know running through things after kareem wrote the blog about me being like everybody here thinks it's at least possible, but you got to take that with a huge grain of salt because everybody here hates them. And it's a little bit chicken and the egg.

It's like, does the whole office hate them because they're the type of girls to do that? Or are they right? Did they actually do that? And that's why the office hates them. Or is it just we're saying that they did that because we don't like them. Yeah. So it's a little bit,

you know, bias. So then we did the episode where we just kind of explained the whole line of gossip, like the whole gossip situation and how like the anatomy of like gossip and how, you know, I,

I didn't believe it and don't believe it, but also it seems like a weird lie to make up. And we kind of looked at when hate levels were peaking and it was kind of like, ah, it could be. And if they did, that's fucked up. And then Billy Football has on the Troll Farm CEO, which I don't like, by the way. I haven't talked to Billy about it. And everybody can do whatever they want with their podcast. But I've been tweeting about it. So he deserves for me to talk to him about it, not just tweet about it.

Wait, so that's not the guy that Kareem talked to? No. Kareem talked to a henchman. But he owns the company. As far as I understand. So it sounds like this guy is the head of the troll farm and who Kareem talked to was one of the trolls. Got it. Yes, correct. troll farm and and who kareem talked to was one of the trolls got it yes correct then that so then there's this clip on twitter about billy and and the guy talking and they are acting like we are

talking about area 51 with the aliens like we're talking about cia secrets and you know pentagon issues they're like talking like you know i can neither confirm nor deny that the person potentially being discussed, you know, had a level of involvement that I, you know, blah, blah, blah. And they did it like five times back and forth. And then Billy was like, could this person potentially be Kareem? And he was like, it could potentially be him. And I was like, what are we doing here? I said, I'll save you four minutes. Alex Bennett didn't buy a troll farm. she bought a hype farm like we were talking about

and kareem lied about it meaning like that's what was being said in the video and then kareem dms me and says like puts like the skull emojis and he's like you're a fucking idiot he says uh he said you know three he wrote three skulls, more like Alex Bennett never bought a single thing, I said it's clearly fake for two weeks now, after talking to him for 1.4 seconds, and didn't lie about anything, and the quote troll CEO is just a crazed stoolie who lied about it, to get idiots like you and Billy to talk about it, to promote his business, and then in parentheses it worked, and I said, hey, you fucking psycho, I was just summarizing what the video said. But if you really want to talk about it, this whole fucking thing started because of you. So you can't just dig around Reddit, troll for gossip like you always do, and then tell the office.

And then when people are like, oh, shit, really? No, idiots. Well, okay. It's fake. The last time I heard, it was true. Yeah. No, that is, again, as far as I know, being out there, it seemed like Kareem was the person who was digging and found it, dug deeper, did research, whatever the fuck you want to

call it, and then shared it with like, I didn't fucking know about this. We were just sitting out there and Kareem came over and started telling us about it. It was so fake after 1.4 seconds. How did this become such a big thing? No, I will defend him on this. The lie is, I don't know if you were summarizing or if that was you. I don't think he lied. I think it was the information he had.

Right. And he said in that moment, I i was like how real is this he's like it's probably 50 50 and i was like 50 50 is good to go oh yeah i mean there's a 50 chance that you think this isn't this isn't fucking uh i don't know i can't even think of a news source whatever we don't we don't do double confirmation anyway it's 50 50 we'll talk about it did you see steven colbert by the way just a quick aside no He had a girl from CNN on, and he was like, now, you know, you guys at CNN, you're impartial, and the crowd starts laughing. And he was like, it was not meant to be a joke.

It was like, you guys check your sources and tell the truth. And everyone was like, ah! And the girl was like, was that a by accident applause thing? And he was like, it wasn't supposed to be, but I guess it is. Fucking idiot. Anyway, yeah, 50- he was like, it wasn't supposed to be, but I guess it is. Fucking idiot. Anyway. Yeah. 50-50 is like, that's like every rumor.

It's like somebody said something. 50-50 is good to go to talk about on a podcast. Signed, sealed, delivered. Green light. And I guess since then, 50-50 has gone down. I wasn't kept up. Well, we came up to Kevin and we're like, yeah, we'll talk about it. Yeah. kept up well we came up to kevin date and we're like yeah we're like we'll talk about it yeah and

but and and and so that fucking asshole is now then uh after that interview ends he flips back and off the record says actually everything was still true and it was a member of the kfc radio gang but it was not me so i'm like John like who would go after John and it is not John and it's fucking Jackie Jackie's the target I'm so honored I feel like so relevant

you're at the cool kids table you're at the fucking target table you're at the fucking target table i i heard that and i came right here and pass this computer i was like pass get in here and it just came i was like jackie it was you you used to i was like doing my own thing and i just look up and he's pointing at me and you lit up like it was like christmas morning and then all throughout the day like i was walking morning. I was like, me? And then all throughout the day, I was walking around the office and people would be like, did you hear him?

Be like, you guys are talking about me? It's funny. It's hard to do. The thing I heard about it too is the dumbest thing in the history of the world is that I was like, why the fuck would it be Jackie? And they said, well, Jackie made the clips and i said what clips like all the clips that made them look dumb and all stuff came from their fucking show yeah and makes the clips here jackie doesn't make the clips imagine if i just woke up with a ton of hate comments like 2 000 followers

i mean that could be some literal mean girl shit like like you're just a girl and they thought you made the clips but i mean it's like why why is this girl coming after us she's a girl and we're girls like yeah i don't know what that reasoning is that also sounds fake this guy all of it could be could be completely fucking fake and this guy's a total loser liar but uh the story grows you know it's like an onion there's layers to this shit i guess so jacked up i heard it was you i'm like i'm like people were like did have you been getting more hate so wait so this is the office now like was actually talking about this i'm literally the hottest thing. The Bella Bar. Please, dear God, let this be real. I almost, I thought about calling Alex and being like, come on the show.

Like, we don't even care if you did. Like, in a weird way, it's awesome. Like, I just want the truth. And then we can hang up, whatever, go bye. You know, go have your baby. And Jackie will be happy that she's acting a target of a takedown. It's giving me like a little taste of like, ooh want to stir shit up like i want to get in the mix um are you ready for the mud the mud is not a fun place i'm actually so not ready for that

i don't think you got your gills yet yeah no not at all um but like also there was a point where i was like like i have been getting on Instagram more mean comments. But that's because, like, I had, like, the basketball take or whatever. And so there was. Yeah, but you know what? But also I've just been, like, especially dumb lately. Well, I think there's a couple things. Like, you also, you're just, you're growing.

You know, like, you're, when you get bigger,'re growing you know like you're when you get bigger you get more assholes and more trolls and shit yeah and then it's like every level you have to break through yeah it's like a it's like you're in a new tax bracket yeah you get taxed more good news you're you're growing but bad news you know they knock you for 37 and a half percent now um but but so so i was like i could see the other thing is that they uh that guy in that video said that what they do is like they kind of uh see what's going on like naturally and then like do it so it might have been the basketball tank yeah they show up and they're like oh this girl said something about basketball let's fucking hammer her for that so

again it could be a little combo this is or as always caveat maybe people just fucking hate us you know because everyone when it's like no none of this is real people just hate you oh it's like yeah i don't know yeah they do but again point is like it was my ideal situation because at that point it's like a people are talking about me b now i have it like any hate that i get i could just be like alex bennett but apparently i just have to you know just another day at the office you just gotta get through it man you're a star i'm so honored my famous this is your true like your real first at my famous moment you got a soul farm going after you apparently so we think so what percent do we think it's real now it all comes down to the credibility you give the guy i mean it's what the guy said i want to go on record and say like i don't think that alex but like i don't think the mean girls would actually do that so like i don't believe it

i would like to believe it but i so what percent are you okay so you saying that if i'm just seeing what how that made me feel i believe it more than you do really yeah yeah yeah i think that they would have to be like really like at the end of the day they're good people and that's a crazy like to go after like a young girl like i guess i'm 25 now but like to go after like somebody who's not even like like especially at the time yeah you know i wasn't even third chair of this podcast like somebody who hasn't even like low low shit like that would have to be really fucking low yeah i'm gonna go after a fucking grunt

jackie's just making the clips we're not making the clips she didn't make that's what's funny but like i do you think there's a thought process the same way that there's this idea that like i was the one that fired him because of my like they might have been like she made those clips and like if she didn't they wouldn't be out there also i don't know what clips like i guess we if i unless i am sorely mistaken i feel like all my clips are always like that was fucking dumb what you said but like people are watching and people like it so i will say there was a point during like um i don't know when it would and i don't know why i would have been making the clips but there was a point where i was like

and like i feel kind of right like cutting this clip but like that's my job yeah is it you didn't say anything yeah no but it's just like you know almost like girl code kind of right yeah and i don't remember what it was what's up bitch oh yeah yeah yeah we've kind of talked about this anyway. We can switch gears. Come on in. It doesn't smell. No. Well, he's only had seven. Come on in.

Come join. Seven? You fucking... No, but watch this. Watch. He'll make... Dude, he made seven, and it looked like... It looked just like a pan of...

First of all, do you have some problem with eggs? No, I have a problem with him eating. Okay. Because he made seven, and it was like... It filled up like the bottom of the pan i was like that's not crazy for feidelberg who's like an actual hog do you guys mind sharing a mic over there he's yeah he's swine you are you are you're gonna flip that what are you trying to do get good uh heart attack um or gains is this for gains this is no it's just um this is for

stupidity it was like it was something we saw a while ago, and we've been talking about it a lot. We're going to talk a lot. And we've been talking about it nonstop, and we figured today is a good day to try and eat as many eggs. It's his birthday, so you eat one egg per year. Oh. That's the whole idea.

You're only 27? No, I'm 36. Oh. This is what your's the whole idea. You're only 27? No, I'm 36. Oh. This is what your show has come down to. Are you kidding me? This is like the highlight of the last five years. Someone's like, John is eating 30 eggs. I'm just like, what?

It's like Jackie with the bananas. It's like, what are you guys doing? It's like, what do you mean we're doing it? John's going to eat 36 eggs. This is fucking nuts. It's just because John is just a trough pig. Yeah, he is. You're a bore.

He's a barnyard swine. I would do. I mean, I don't have a I mean, I don't have a cooking show or anything called Kiki Cuisine available every Wednesday on the Out and About channel.

But why don't you whip some up for him? I'm saying if I if this is Kiki Cuisine I would take all 36 eggs and make a quiche so you can eat it like Oh, that would have been smart.

Make a frittata. How big would a 36 egg quiche be? It would be deep. It would be a deep dish. Thick one. It'd be thick. John eats them the hardest way possible. One at a time.

Not only is it the most physical work... You want to talk about the hardest way possible. He was cooking six or seven before and he just cracked one. Slurped it like oysters, dude. A raw egg? Raw egg, baby. You know when Rocky drinks them and it's gross,

but it's like, whatever? He went, do one right now. We do have a rule that the members of the pod can two-egg him at any time. At any time, we can demand that he eats two eggs. Oh, I was going to say you have two. I guess you can use them at your leisure. I was thinking you have two eggs, so you can use one

or one, but yeah, I guess you could double egg me. But yeah, everyone has the two eggs, and I said even a raw one? He said even a raw one. So at any given moment, I can go raw egg. Is that why it's so cold in here? Because we have perishables out on the table? They're not refrigerated? No, it's never cold in here. It's freezing in here. I love

it, though. I think it's great in here. I mean, for the... You know, we got a raw egg, yeah. At least once for the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I i got a raw egg i think he would be a great guest any of these guys on kiki quiz oh kevin would be great on kiki cuisine wait let's let's watch this raw egg for a moment here because oh that one's oh well at least he's using carry gold butter here's my favorite you know i'll let you go with a half egg. It's fine. Oh, it's dripping. No.

That wasn't too easy to get down. Not to be – But, hey, that's 136 of the way now. My eyes are watering. That's what happened to me the first time. I was dying. Yeah, I'm 10 eggs deep. No, I'm eight eggs deep. Why was the first one so easy and the second one so hard?

Just the texture got you? Is that bad for you i think the can't be good the like the is is it oh it it makes it a little harder it kind of crystallizes how disgusting the woman was too stunned to speak this is a mess you know this reminds me of not to not to be you know the um stereotypical gay bringing it back to sex all the time but I did see an adult film once where the woman had everyone all the men

jizz into a thing and she cooked it into an omelette and it solidified it solidified like egg whites I bet it did it probably wasn't bad

it's cause it's all protein when I used to cook a lot of eggs I would I was like jack off into the pan and I was doing like all egg whites

but I would leave one yellow in Because the all egg whites It was like this is just Yeah I mean yeah The Before the egg white cooks A load of

That clear That clear shit is gross I gave him a little gift And he goes Oh good I need napkins today I was like those are not napkins The white trash competition is You know He's neck and neck Disg I need napkins today. I was like, those are not napkins, bro. The white trash competition is, you know. He's disgusting.

We're neck and neck. Yeah, no, you are. You are. It doesn't smell. I thought we were going to walk in here. It's going to smell like an old fart. It doesn't smell like anything. Well, not sulfur or anything.

It will. I mean, that's going to. I want the RU Garbage guys to come on our show. I had thought about that. We know that we're garbage. I think we would hit it off with them. Totally. It would be great.

We can make that happen. So you're just making a fucking egg right now? So the idea is one egg for every year, and you can cook it as an omelet. You can cook it as scrambled. You could do a breezy hard boiled. I should have made an omelet station like a brunch or a banquet hall. I mean, listen, he's got to do 20-something more. So if you would like to get involved, you can do this.

20-something. Like a Florentine omelet. I mean, in five minutes, I'm going to be a dozen down and that's going to have been 30 minutes. Are you full? No.

I said this is going to be one of those things that John does like, no problem. Is that even on? Are you using the heat from the lights in here? No, no, no.

It's on. Well, this is disgusting. No, come on. What? Get in there, Joe. Chef it up a little. Kiki cuisine his ass right now. You want to get in there? Get in there. You want to hit this is disgusting. No, come on. What? Get in there, Joe. Chef it up a little. Kiki cuisine his ass right now. You want to get in there?

Get in there. You want to hit this? Yeah, man. I can stir. Let Joey hit these pots and pans. If he goes right behind you, it reaches around. No, no, baby. You're doing it all wrong.

I was thinking I wasn't going to be able to eat anything else. I didn't eat this morning before I came to work. And now that I'm about to be 12 in. And that's not going to hurt you? You can do twice as many three times as many well again it's been i've been 40 minutes so this how many is that this will that'll be 12 that'll be a dozen so that's four because that's four yeah yeah that's four so it doesn't an hour but like but the whole the idea was like you have your whole day to do it so he'll bang this out no problem. Well, yeah. I mean, like it's probably – He might hit a wall.

Who said it? Someone said like 25 to 30 is going to be tough. Yeah, I was thinking like 21 to 30. If this is going to be a problem for the pig at all, it'll be like 21 to 30 because once you're at 30, you're like, I just got to do one more big omelet and I'm done. Yeah. But when you're at 20 and you're like, oh, I'm like halfway. I got a lot to go. But I think he's going to be like like, oh, I'm like halfway. I got a lot to go. But I think he's going to be like.

You should do the last like six hard-boiled. A deviled egg. I actually don't mind deviled eggs. If I'm not 30 in. I think doing like 36 hard-boiled eggs is insanely different than a bunch of scrambled. Oh, absolutely. But scrambled, you can do 15 scrambled eggs. I think it should feel. It's the same amount of stuff in your belly.

I feel like the form and consistency matters a lot. You could probably only have four or five hard-boiled eggs. Joey's over there putting his hair up. By the way, show Joey the blobfish. Oh, yeah. I got John this little thing for his birthday because John looks like a blobfish. Remember that? Of course. But also feel this thing. you that's you i mean what's the

first thing you think of when you a fake pussy yeah i mean all the perverts uh we were on uh you guys heard of timu yeah timu that's like his timu we're looking through like our it's like the chinese amazon right and we were scrolling through and it says for you of like timu we're looking through like our it's like the chinese amazon right and we were scrolling through and it says for you of like timu it's all switchblades and pocket pussies so he's gonna cut off his whoa that's it that is a that is a pink tip that's disgusting he's got he's too. He's got an all-on. Oh, that's your dream. Oh, that's cool. And then I will check your pen. Wait, then there's this. This is gross.

Oh. Yeah, well, we were... What is that? You fuck a dick? Fuck a pussy that goes through the dick? From behind. What? Wait, what?

Hey, this is not the... Pussy panties. I can put this on. Pussy panties? After a couple high noons, coming out from the West Village, Pabst didn't even notice the difference. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

So you could... Yeah, you can stick it in there. So there's like enough of a... I'm so sorry, sir. You could put those on. You slip as a silicone panty. You tuck down and then you put a silicone panty on with a rubber vagina with an insertion hole. So you just got to, you know, basically telling tummy sticks, but you're tucked.

A tucked tummy stick. With a rubber a vagina now that's actually modeled now it's so lifelike looks weird to me oh yeah that's that ozempic butt we were just talking about the ozempic part is this what you call is this what you call beef curtains uh let me see now that's not gonna be in the gift exchange i don't know what it is that's a pretty that's, if that's not going to be in the gift exchange, I don't know what is. That's a pretty... That's a pretty... That's an outie. I would call that an outie for sure. I feel like I would have a fat pussy if you think so. Like a meaty cunt.

How many of your listeners... Oh, my God. How many of your listeners you think would... Hold on. Oh. How many of your listeners you think would fuck me with the rubber panties on? The rubber vagina panties on? Holy shit.

Well, I know one who would. It's not gay because it's a vagina. After three days on an island, mate. Well, this is good. We were just talking about this. Jackie has a new way to rate men. Or I guess anybody. If you were to crash on a deserted island.

Passes a pillow over his lap. If you were to crash on a deserted island. Don't you run away. What are you trying to do are you trying to sneak out i mean you can go i'm just saying the six six six rule um what uh if you were to crash on like a deserted island and you are left with a person sing one only one excuse me only one other person how long before you fuck them is like their rating guy or girl well obviously a girl i'd rather fucking drink ocean water i don't know like yeah so if you're on the if you're stuck on an island with like a gross dude you'd be like i'm not gonna fuck that guy for like months years but if it's a hot dude you're

like i don't care that the plane is still on fire and people are dying i'm gonna fuck you tonight it depends on what my survival situation is like if i'm if we're like sustained we've been there for i'm like okay we're good we know where our water is we know where our food is it could be as quick as the afternoon but so as long as you've got like a like let's say that you immediately found like a cave with clean water you'd be like yeah probably i would imagine i would use it as hydrated and hungry after that would be the biggest down i would use it as hydrated and hungry after that would be the biggest down i would use it as monetarily like things so he was to go hunting i would suck his dick so he can go for hunt to get me the food do you know what i mean like i would use it as

current currency on the island if you crash with a if you crash my man is laid over a boulder with her head like this. Come on, son. Worn up them cakes. If you crashed with a straight dude, do you think you could turn him? I probably would have jerked him off in the plane while I was going down already. We only got one more shot.

We can't judge us now. We crashed because I was jerking the pilot off. I'd be less likely to let you jerk me off while the plane's going down. we can't judge us now we crashed because I was jerking the tie at all I'd be less likely to let you jerk me off while the plane's going down I'm like look

I made my whole life about getting jerked off by a guy I'm not letting God fucking kick me out on this one because honestly what if

Joey comes out in a sexy like leaf bikini seaweed hair he comes out fully fish seaweed hair if you're about

to jerk me off as I'm dying, I'm thinking to myself, what if on the fucking 0.01% chance this whole God Catholic thing is real. I lived at least a good enough life

to get in, then I'm out because Joey jerked me off the last five seconds. That would suck. He'd be tucked. St. Peter's like, dude, I mean, you were right. You were right. Yeah. You fumbled on the one yard line. The finish line was right there.

You could taste the line. You can go burn with those two gays. Get out of here. You think you could turn a straight guy? How long do you think you could turn a straight guy after crashing on a desert island? Let's say Pabst.

You crash. Hypothetically, let's say Pabst is on the island. Pabst doesn't need to be on an island. Let's say Pabst. You crash on, hypothetically, let's say Pabst is on the island. Pabst doesn't need to be on an island. He needs a grandma coke. So, so yeah,

you know, it's like, like, how long do you think you can be, come on, it feels the same. I would say like day three,

probably. You think you can get a gay guy, a straight guy to be gay in three days? Probably it's the first day because we're so scared and it's like, you know.

Cuddle up. Survivor's coming up maybe we should have Joey locked in the fucking I love Survivor you know we'll put Joey in there last couple seasons have sucked

hopefully this one's better yeah I mean oh Surviving Barstool you mean yeah yeah I might lock you in there with the guys I would love to go there now Kelly

with Kelly Keegs doing it yeah we gotta cuddle together for warmth yeah exactly we're in a temperature controlled HQ Chicago what are you talking about we're in a temperature controlled HQ Chicago we're in a fucking basketball court

come on let me fuck you that'll be fun we got looked over what's a liability we're not allowed to sleep in the same bunk some of the parents are writing in they don't want homosexual scout leaders on the same show what about the flip side though you're so convinced that a guy would turn quick

but you just said you would never fuck a girl, like, ever. No. For procreation, I would. You wouldn't let a girl suck your dick? Probably, yeah. Let's switch that. He was just so happy. I'd let anyone suck my dick.

Anyone at all, pretty much. If you look at me and breathe, you can get it. But you won't fuck anybody? Just anybody? I don't know. I think it all depends on the situation. Deserted Island, I think that would make me want to kill myself if I had to do that on Deserted Island. I would lose the will to survive.

Fucking girl. Just a sandy fucking dirty vagina on a desert island. That's how so is our body. What if she's hot? I don't know. I think hot girls annoy me. Especially ones that they know they're hot. It's like, get out of here.

Fuck out of here. You're not doing of here your looks are not getting you any favors with me in fact it's working the other way hands down the most toxic people at barstool that's why I want a girl I want like a chubby girl who's had to fight tooth and nail for everything that's why she hired me on the podcast

that's like a hired me on the podcast well it was like you that's like a bitch would come from hard times in an every side studio i know this is this is my workhorse right here i can tell you i can tell the fields with men who was the who was the girl who you work hard for who you went uh like who you fucking tore up on that show we did which is actually the girl who you just like butt heads with hannah hannah hannah cook oh and you used to smoke her i like her now yeah if you guys were trapped in a deserted island together yeah i mean she i think she learned to lay the land really quick nana put that shit down like that was like jokes but not jokes what happened again she came and

she tried to touch my air conditioner and try to take the king-size bed i think joey's quote was bitch i'm not the one wait i don't think i knew this okay i thought because i knew you guys kind of beefed like at work and shit it was more so that i like it's like i don't deal like i i you know i don't have to be like i have to chivalrous to women but it's like at the same time it's like you don't get the big't have to be I have to be chivalrous to women But at the same time You don't get the big bed just because you're the girl on the trip We're on a bus This was in a Tennessee

Barstool vs America RV We were in the parking lot in Tennessee And I think she joined And Joey ripped her for the thermostat And then he went and did I've been living there in squalor for a month now he went you're hungover you just got here bitch you need to stay down like six in the morning and then joey goes and does his uh his confessional and it's like uh what'd you say and joey goes oh nothing that people haven't been saying all trip

and she's like and they go watch goes oh oh you know you just are an anorexic bitch who deep throats burritos sleeps with everyone I was like dude what on earth nothing people haven't been saying all trip is

it's like you're fucking surviving cut to the core like cut the body image like cut to the core Survivor's gonna be wild this year

20 people yeah it's are you guys doing it no we're not. Bob Fox is an alternate. He's going to win. He did, yeah.

He could very well win. I'm nervous for him, though. He's like an anxious cat. He just got engaged. Pressure packed. He was so nervous to do that. He could use it. If he makes it to the final, I think bit.

He was nervous to go scout out the... How did these come in? You guys want a bite? He's not getting enough calories today, so he's got to get the fucking donuts. What was he nervous to scout out? He went to scout the location where he was going to propose. And that was giving him anxiety. He was like, oh my God, my stomach hurts.

I was like, when Dave is conspiring against you to boot you out, or you have to vote off somebody like Dave or whatever he's going to... It's not easy. It's not easy. You know how that shit goes. I know that Stu was out.

I know that someone else dropped out. Stu was out and... Stu was out. And Pat Pat Pat else dropped out. Stu was out and... Stu was out. Are Gillian Wallow still in? Is Arian Foster still in? I don't know. I would love to have made a black gay alliance if we were in there.

Would have been great. We've been held down our whole lives, sisters. Let's all get together. Check, check. Stu Feiner said something like I didn't know like I can't not have my phone

or something like that yeah something to do with football or like his business like those hours like I you know I'm doing all my picks and shit

I'm like Stu really does think these picks I don't know I just thought I don't like how they keep putting rich people in there

like those Gilly them they don't need that damn money if they do win the money they should be able to give it to the poor people that are trying but that's why it makes it interesting because you might get voted out because of that people might be like you

already have money you're gone yeah is dave doing it again yeah oh my god yeah but it really honestly it's not about the money i don't know how barcelona versus america was for you guys but like no i really was not thinking about the money first of of all, how much is it, John? About 50 grand. Taxes. How much is it? Well, about 125 this time. Did you win it? No. Oh, this time it's...

I thought it said it was 250 this year. But taxes. Okay, so you figure... Still, you're going to get 150 grand cash, essentially. Like $150,000 is a lot of money. For sure. Not $250,000. Yeah.

It's definitely a lot of money it's not the advertised price Sleepy Joke actually Dave for the first time I think on Unnamed said $250,000 cash we'll see so maybe this time actually it might be $250,000 cash

we won the Barstool Bracket Busters Joke and I it was $40,000 but it ended up being like $10,000 because they give you it in the form of a paycheck we won the Barstool Bracket Busters, Chokey and I. It was 40 grand, but it ended up being like 10. Yeah, 10 each. Because they give you it in the form of a paycheck. Yeah. And I think it was like,

what was it? 15 or 16? 16 or something? I don't know. We won Rat Race Episode 2. Like, 740 bucks hit my account. We got five.

You know, but it was just very funny. It was like, the grand prize of like uh you know a dinner with like five friends yeah that's so fun um what are you gays doing these days you got shows coming up or anything we have our last show in boston it's sold out though no one can buy more tickets yeah last show in boston that's on thursday at laugh boston laugh boss if you want to come picket it stand out front with God hates fags sign. Be my guest.

We've been trying to do that. And then we're going to take a break from touring for a little. Oh, 300 episodes for you guys, right? 300 episodes. Out and about. They will do 300. 300. How many a week do you do?

Two. Okay. 300, believe it or not. It's your week. Yeah. It sneaks up on you. We didn't even realize it. There was a funny clip the other day of, I think it was you saying the worst part about having sex with the

girl is the tits oh yeah that went viral that ripped oh fuck that would be good to have her and and uh vinny was like oh no that's dope that part's dope that's that that part's the awesome part that's what we do dude when you randomly get hit with a titty? You're like, I forgot those were there. Hell yeah, dude. I use my own titties when I'm jiggling around. I don't need some other bitch scooters in my face. You get like a rhythm going and they're almost

kind of like circling, you know? She's on top and they're just swinging over your head like you don't even know about and then randomly one just whacks you.

I can imagine. You're like, oh fuck, that's right, his titty's above me. That's kind of like when the guy's pumping his balls or doing the same thing.

That's the same attraction. Okay, now I understand. Wait, what are the balls on? Like when the guy's pumping his balls They're doing the same thing That's the same attraction Yes Okay now I understand Wait where are the balls at? Like when the balls are slapping against your back Your back? Well they're Yeah because the holes Your lower back

Yeah your lower back Yeah that makes sense Wait what position? I'm getting my legs over my head Missionary Every Thursday Your lower back's on the fucking bed or something So it's like your ass

No but it's like this It's like right behind your ass And his balls are down On my lower back So it's more hitting your butt than your back It's like your tailbone No, I'm laying like this. It's like right behind your ass. And his balls are down on my lower back. So it's more hitting your butt than your back. It's like your tailbone. Your upper butt, lower back. Yeah.

Your back's crazy. That's not hitting your back. Well, he's got low hangers. Yeah, it depends on the balls and it depends on the butt. I thought it was going to do well when I saw a bunch of shares. My back starts. I was going to say. You would be hitting your table.

Do you know that Another girl's asshole Is not up as high As the guy's A girl's asshole Is like right next to the Vagina Like underneath her

But I know exactly Where it is I looked at it All the time How far from the other hole Is it? Is it right there? So close

So compared to our taint To our balls It's like Oh not even close So our asshole's a lot higher In the back I don't No we just don't The taint to our balls, it's like... Oh, not even close. So our ass was a lot higher in the back. I don't... No, we just don't...

The taint is where the vagina would be. Right. Because the vagina is... I always thought the vagina went straight in the front. It goes up. When I learned that, like, I used to think that to fuck, you had to go like... I did too. Yeah, and then you realized...

Oh, it's underneath, in the undercarriage. That's why it works kind of like your dick goes up a little bit at an angle. Is that what they always say? I don't know what you queers do, because what you do is unnatural. But the way we do it, it's naturally. Our perineum is bigger than a woman's? What's a perineum? It's your taint.

Your taint is where your pussy would be. Well, it depends on where you're measuring from. We don't have a pussy to measure from. Measuring from the base of your balls to your assholes like that big, right? Girls are like that big. Do you have a slit or a round hole? Do you know there's a difference?

Men either have an asshole that's like elongated and oval or it's like a bullseye like circle. Mine is like a slit. John looked at his in the mirror. I was young, I forget. And I also, it's like, I looked at him in the mirror like when you like- Did you squat over the mirror on the floor?

I'm like, whoa. Did you take a full-length mirror on the ground and then squat on top of it no it was it was like a like a upper yeah it was a like a sliding he did a bend and spread bend and spread where you have to reach around to this side yeah it was it was real quick i was like nine but i was the say my assholes ever was saying what as you age it's gotta get worse right I was about to make the same more below but the way you said that dude this. Joey just says blown out asshole. The fact that you were just thinking, and we all were,

about your nine-year-old asshole is disgusting, dude. A loaded up hole. I think we're going to get demonetized and kicked off and banned on some sort of list. I have completely destroyed this microphone. You're still working. Well, we know you want to fuck John, so we're thinking if you cut like

a little hole in that you could fuck that it's like fucking John's face it does look like you yeah oh yeah I think it's cute

thank you yeah I put it right there and it would just be the perfect size I wouldn't even bust through the back or anything I was thinking

before I go if your next thing if you're going to be really really a fat fuck today I would cut, I would slice up one of these donuts, scramble an egg and put it on top of there

and make an egg and donut sandwich. It'll be fire. A little savory, a little sweet. If you have a piece of cheese laying around, throw that on top. That sounds delightful. Paula Deen invented it.

I think that's going to slow you down. Paula Deen invented the, the, the, racism, racism and the burger the sorry the donut as a um hamburger bun or cheeseburger bun she was the first one to do that yeah i personally do not like those things where it's like double bacon donut burger it's

like you don't like a mcgriddle fox mcgriddle fox the griddle is good griddle i guess is good yeah but like the big ones it's like those things are separate i will i will come clean. Those last four were harder than I thought they were going to be. Okay. So we might be in the middle of a struggle. In what way? Your stomach or like the taste? You were like, oh. It was just like.

I don't want to taste. Probably taste. Probably taste. Because I don't feel heavy or like bloated right now. So then that's where you guys start putting on some sauce. Yeah. You know. Texture.

Maybe texture. Texture. Let's switch up the form. Got to get some poached going. What's that when you boil it? some poached going or boil it it's when you like boil it crack it into

you crack it into water already spinning right and oh spinning yeah it's boiling and spinning yeah

and then it's gotta simmer not boiling you wanna do a gentle simmer otherwise it'll the edges will fray I thought it was boiling no it's a

it's a slow simmer no no now she will simmer more on that on Kiki Guzzi well thank you for having me thank you everyone see ya this show has been a birthday extravaganza

what an absolute shit show Jackie's back the gays are gone let's go to voicemail yeah we hit all the topics hi about to walk into work and I was thinking the other day we were driving to Art Park which is like our outdoor venue up in Lewiston, right by the border. And there's like, if you miss one exit, you're going to Canada. And it's something that when you're being taught to drive here in Buffalo, there's three exits, three bridges. If you miss those exits, you're going to Canada. You can't not go to Canada. You have to explain to the border patrol person that you're a dumb 16-year-old, and you missed the exit, and you have to go to Canada to turn around

and go back across the border and explain it again. It's very embarrassing. You only do it once, but everybody does it. So I was thinking about how you guys were taught how to drive, like, in Long Island or, like, in New York City. Like, I couldn't even imagine being taught that, and I'm sure that, like, maybe you, KFC and Pauly with fights have like some funny stories. I don't know.

Like my mom didn't teach me how to drive. She refused to do that. But I'm just wondering. Love you guys. Weeva. First thing I ever did when I got behind a wheel, nobody explained to me that the car goes simply from being in drive. I thought you had to hit the gas to make the car go and if you took your foot off if you didn't hit any pedal i thought you would just stay

yeah so as soon as i you know i turn it on and i take my foot off to like i don't know just be like all right let's get set the car starts to move and I guess it was in reverse but I still thought you had to push the gas to make the car move and then as soon as it started to move my mom was like and I just panicked

and instead of hitting the brake I then hit the gas because I was like wait a minute I must be doing it wrong and I just like went really fast right back into my other car there was two cars parked on the street and just smashed the back bumper into the front of my other car and my mom was like okay off to a slow start it was like the first first first first first first first thing i did was crash into a car

i didn't realize that like i went through the whole like i didn't realize that with ambulances like it's the law what is to like if they're coming up behind you that it's the law to like get out of the way like all that training that never yeah i was like it's so cute that everyone just like gets out the way but i didn't realize it was like literally i bet if that wasn't a law people would still i don't ever move because i'm against the law i'm like i gotta get out of the way so the ambulance can move yeah yeah yeah i'm not like oh if that wasn't a law, people would still... I don't ever move because I'm against the law. I'm like, I gotta get out of the way so the ambulance can move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm not like, oh, if I don't move, I'll get a ticket. I'm like, oh, if I don't move, that person's gonna die.

So I do think it actually still stands that it's cute that everyone's like, let's come together and help this guy. But it is also the law. I'm such a big fan of being an asshole and trying to get back behind it. Are you? Oh, yeah, I love it. Dude, I like...

When you can ride one, it feels awesome. But there's always a guy who's trying to do it next so you gotta be careful that that guy doesn't right but if somebody's kind of snoozing ahead of you and you can get back in or behind you i guess and you can get back in and ride it with him i i kind of treat that like my rubber if i ever have to to get somewhere, I guess I drive fast. But I never drive where I'm like. I drive fast. I drive like whatever's in front of me, I will take. You know what I mean? Really?

So if it's like open road, I'm going. I'm like, I stay in the middle lane and I just kind of cruise. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, again, you know, you save like three minutes. I'm also like perennially always constantly in a rush. It's always like I got to get out of here and get back before like I'm going to kind of close. It's going to be like five minutes.

If I hit any traffic, I'm screwed. I got to pick this up, drop this off, get back for the interview, get back home for the always. There's never just like, all right, I've got time to come in. Was there ever a consideration for you to buy a place here? I mean, in hindsight maybe i should have done that got like kind of like a flop house yeah but i thought to myself i think i would just like stay there all the time right and then i would just like slowly just be permanently away from the kids so i was like i'm not even gonna tempt myself with that i'm just gonna man up and

do it so that way because like you never know when it happens but every now and then there's like very rarely but when it's like keegan's really sick and like i need you to run out or i need you to come over and it's like if i couldn't do that because i was just like i'm in my new york city apartment i would feel like an absolute piece of shit you know and just little things that are just you know like oh you know i missed the train mary our nanny has to go somewhere like can you handle it i'm like yeah i got it and i'm right there you know yeah if i was just sitting in you know a chelsea apartment like a dickhead i would feel pretty bad about myself and i also i mean i probably could afford like something now here but i think that would be a

pretty stupid investment too like if you're not going to use it i think it's dumb now new york city apartment yeah but it would make some things easier that's for certain but i live five minutes from the office and like i'm if i didn't live five minutes from the office like i would be so so late oh if you had to like you know hoof it from the upper west side or downtown or something you would be late even even that's like because i've thought about it like i i i don't think i'll ever live off manhattan but like even closer than that like i have to be on the one two three i have to be somewhere where i can get yeah yeah like when you have to transfer crosstown yeah or change it's got to be west side it's got to be like 15 minutes away otherwise would you ever do um new jersey and take the ferry no

no definitely not no it's not even a new jersey thing it's just like i like being like right in the mix right here yeah i also like i i i get why people don't like new york but i like living in new york because like i live in new york yeah like i like going to shows and concerts right you if you just go home and sit on the couch, then go live somewhere else. If you are the case for living in New York, like, I was at a point where I was like, what are you paying the premium for? Right. If you're not taking advantage of all the things.

You are on Broadway. And not even, like, going out. Because you can go out elsewhere. Like, Broadway, you have to be in the city. Right. You know? You do, like, Nework things that make it worth living in new york the second you stop doing that shit what are you paying 3 500 bucks a month for a

fucking studio right i wonder like i i think i pay probably like the same amount if i were to live in west village maybe like a little bit less but like there's this man wait really i mean nowadays like i guess let me tell you something then baby you shouldn't be i know so there's like there's a man who's way better like a homeless man who literally jerks off on my street all the time i see all the time he does it on tarps so like it's respectable at least but you could see it like moving and it's every day it's every time at night whatever and i want to go is this do you think it's you based like you see it all the time no no i mean he has a type like i trust me i would like love that if it was if you see someone masturbating all the time you might be the common denominator no i think he's

just like a man of routine like just every time i like you know we'll come home where is this on my street well on actually the street before. I don't want to say the name. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want to take a video of it and send it to my like landlord. No, and send it to like the. Oh, let me tell you something. They are not going to do a fucking thing.

I guess, but it's like, this is not the same as West Village. Oh, oh. Price argument. Yeah. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. And be like, give me a little

bit less because like i walk by this jerking off man every single time it's jerking off man the jom i i think that's a good argument why are you paying that that price to begin with because they can do that i like i didn't i don't know if they can man but west village is like the crack spot and your shit sucks your neighborhood sucks yeah no offense i hate that spot near all that shit you know yeah i know that's why but like i can't because it's i mean like when i was looking for apartments okay nowadays it's actually like probably a lot less than west village but than west village but West Village, but then West Village, but. What do you think that is? What's that?

That's crazy. Crazy high. That's crazy high. For where you live, that's not. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry to make you feel bad. No, no, no.

I think you might have gotten like, you know, just bullied on this one. That's the thing. But like, I can't do anything about it. You can't get bullied. They just go, this is what it costs. And if you walk out of here, someone else is going to buy it. And then it's like. You think so, though?

I don't know. That's like, you is what it costs. And if you walk out of here, someone else is going to buy it. And then it's like, and then you think so, though? I don't know. That's like, you know, this apartment, though. And when I started, it was they've raised it 700 pretty much from when I started. Oh, that's wild. Yeah. I think that you might be. I think you need to push back a little bit. I feel like I know everywhere in New York is expensive, but there are just certain natural

supply and demand boundaries where it's like if you try to charge me 2700 bucks when i'm on like 135th street like it's just not gonna happen like nobody will pay that price yeah yeah but so maybe you should but like she know but they know like the like having to look for an apartment sucks and like the cost of moving you gotcha yeah you're fucked it i think that they know. So actually, sorry, I did bargain it down. So I got $50.

There you go. I love when they do that stuff. That's like a coffee a month. Yeah. I remember like haggling over the price of my first apartment and my buddy, like I was almost like,

I'm not doing it. Like it was like $1,450 for like per man or whatever. And I was like, $1,400, $1,400 man. And he was like, you for like per man or whatever and i was like 1400 1400 man he was like you're gonna let this awesome apartment go for 50 bucks well it should have been 1350 and now it's like we're talking about literally coffee you know that's crazy uh the i i don't i don't really have any um driving stories just because i was a pretty standard driver but i do have a canada

story like a canada border when so like when i was growing up my my family we used to rent a house at sutton mountain which is like right over the border like in quebec and um we we go skiing in february and i had a buddy come with me once and he was like he's like my best friend and we played a lot of hockey together he played like too much hockey my best friend, and we played a lot of hockey together. He played like too much hockey. You know what I mean? He was a lot better than me, but he played like in like five different leagues

and all that stuff, but he was kind of the kid who like, you know, like didn't really ask your parents for permission and stuff like that, and he came with us to Sutton one year, and we're there for like three days, and my mom was like, you told your parents,

right? And he was like, I told him I was going to hang out with you guys for a few days. And I was like, you didn't tell him we were coming to Canada. No, he must've told him cause he had his passport. He had his passport.

So he must've told him whatever the reason is. I was going to say, you're like harboring, you know, you're going across country lines, international lines, international lines. But maybe he didn't make it clear how long we were going to be there or whatever. He had a hockey tournament and his mom called my mom.

She's like, Brandon's got a hockey tournament. I have to. I was like, well, we're here for a while, so I don't know what she's like. I had to come get him, I guess. Oh, my God. His mom drove to Montreal from southeastern Mass. They didn't get out of the car. Pulled up to the front of our house.

He was picking us up at our home. Get in. Honked the horn. He grabbed his stuff and walked out, and then they just turned around and went home. Being a parent is the worst. Heard her saying, yeah, you just got to turn around. I was like, the border patrol is going to be like, what the hell is this? Where did this lady just get this boy?

Right. Man, that's brutal. I mean, this girl talking about driving in the city, it is funny, like. Wait,

no, maybe he didn't because that was pre-passport. That was pre-passport to get into Canada. So you could just go. So maybe, yeah, because passport to get into Canada is like.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, that was, I want to say passport to get into Canada was like, 2010-ish? Even post 9-11? Wow. I think so. Yeah. That was, I want to say passport to get into Canada was like 2010. You didn't post nine 11. Wow.

I think so. Wow. That's crazy. This was probably pre nine 11 too though. Cause we're in middle school and nine 11 was at my eighth grade. Oh, so then yeah, that'd probably definitely wasn't.

Yeah. Um, you know, we, we would learn how to drive in like suburbs. And then, uh, when you're,

I think when you're six, when you're six when you're 15 you can drive with a you know you get a permit that means you could drive with a parent or and you can't drive after 9 p.m and then you get your license and that means you can drive at all hours and no parent but you still can't drive in the city i think and then when you're 17 you can drive in the city but like you know you're driving in the suburbs and then all of a sudden you know the calendar flips and now all of a sudden you're right you can drive in manhattan no you cannot yeah yeah i will never forget i was hanging out with like uh older kids for like you know maybe the first time it was like um like the older guys in the basketball team kind of like took me in.

They were like, all right, you're cool. So you can hang out with us. And they were hanging out in the city. And we drove into the city. And I'll never forget this guy. Like he had a bottle of rum, I think. And he was like, let's do some shots. So I'm sitting shotgun in his Wrangler.

And we like shoot him. And he's like, we start driving. We're in Manhattan. He's like, all right, let's him. And he's like, we start driving. We're in Manhattan. He's like, all right, let's go. And he turns the wrong way down a one way street. So I'm like, literally, like we're actually drinking and driving at the same time. And he turns and I just see a flood of lights coming out. And he went like, luckily, it was probably probably maybe like sixth avenue it was a wider avenue and

he was able to do like a full u-turn yeah all of a sudden it was lights and just horns and we were just going right at it and i was like put the bottle down turn around jesus christ like young kids should not be driving in manhattan it is nuts i think like i'm not positive on this statistic but like okay i went to egypt and like in egypt like the driving is in there's no rules there's no lines there's like no stoplights or anything like it's insane but the so i was like people probably are getting hit by pedestrians like it it takes like so long to cross the street because nobody stops or whatever and you have to like look or whatever but i think the most like pedestrians hit is in new york it also might just be like that's a numbers thing there's so many people but i could see sometimes you see those videos of places in the middle east there's

no uh no lights and no lanes but there's like a flow yeah like everybody's you know nobody's slowing down everyone just keeps kind of going everyone's jay know, nobody's slowing down. Everyone just keeps kind of going. Everyone's jaywalking. Everyone's passing each other. Kind of like works. El Salvador is like that. Like El Salvador was, there was one night in El Salvador where it was very much like what you're describing. It was like the fucking driver was drunk and currently drinking. The girl in the passenger seat was waving a gun around.

I was just in the back seat like, where is a red light? Also, by the way, you just saying that that was the you just let out like the most perfect i've hit two people before sentence when you're like people probably get hit by pedestrians all over the place it's so normal but cars are hitting the pedestrians the pedestrians aren't hitting the cars dude this is dangerous these cars are getting in my pedestrians all the time do you have an embarrassing driving story no i like i would say like two months into driving i was driving to a concert and rear-ended someone yeah that's it i remember getting pulled over for i think i was like speeding but i really wasn't it was kind of bullshit and then the cop came back and was like i'm writing you up for a seatbelt ticket.

And I was like, I was wearing my seatbelt. He was like, I'm writing you up for a seatbelt ticket. And I was like, officer, I had my seatbelt because it was a lesser charge. And my brother was the one sitting shotgun. He was like, he's writing you up for a seatbelt ticket. I was like, oh, thank you, sir. That happened in Providence once. Buddy was driving drunk and there were a couple of us in the car.

The cop pulled him over, and he's like, I'm about off my shift. Anyone else in this car who can drive? And we were like, no, sir. We've all been drinking. He's like, is there anybody else in this car who can drive this car? That's not the correct answer. So I was like, me he's like all right switch seats with the driver get the fuck out of here providence is the best

i still i mean no matter how old you are no matter how much how many times you've driven no matter if you're following the law i don't know but every every time i pass a cop i'm always like yeah does that ever go away i don't do it so much anymore. I want to ask you because you're always like, I'm just middle lane. I'm always probably at least 10 miles over the speed limit. I'm not always a maniac, but I'm never the speed limit. And I'm always like, I like to drive. I like to go in and out and shit like that.

So every time I pass a cop, I'm like, oh, did he catch me doing something? Or I'm on my phone or you know i didn't put my blinker on or whatever it is so almost always i'm like i don't do it before i see them after i'll throw a look in the rear view yeah that's what i mean i'm always but like i don't like i'm not like he moves is he yeah no that kind of like reminds me of this actually kind of a voicemail question of like ways in which to instead of like horoscopes ways in which to categorize people so like i brought up before like the way that you react to weed like or does it make you super anxious or does it make you

like really chill or something or like another example is like the way in which or like the state in which you like a banana the ripeness in which you like a banana or something like that and i think and this obviously it's coming from a white person and i think that a black person would have a very different like answer this but like the way that you are around cops like i'm already high like i don't do anything but like i'm already high anxiety and so it's like i see a cop and like i'm gonna be weird about it but some people are just like so normal or whatever some people are like they have reasons to be more anxious around cops i'm i'm pretty normal i i would say like you don't really have anxiety like i've always i have like right now i'm driving with my my my registration's expired and i was

thinking about like if i get pulled over i'm'm fucked. But I also was like, it'll be all right. I don't know. It'll be all right. Like I might get let off. And even if I don't, it'll probably just be a big fine. And like maybe they'll kick me out of the car and tow it. But they'll probably like let me go with a fat fine. It'll be all right.

And that's for sure white privilege. Dude, the amount of times I've been in TSA line. Yeah, yeah. Same thing. Going through my head being like, oof, I I've been in TSA line. Yeah, yeah. Same thing, same thing. Going through my head being like, oof, I do think those drugs are in there. Yeah.

But I think if the guy sees it, he'll be like... 100% of the time I've been in TSA line thinking, I might have drugs on me. I go, eh, it'll be fine.

Yeah. That is so white. That is... That's like the whitest thing about us. It'll be okay. It'll be okay. All right. Have you guys heard about the tana mojo um yeah i actually have uh who's tana mojo tana mojo is jake paul's ex-girlfriend ex-wife no ex-girlfriend i actually don't know oh you're saying like

two words tana mojo okay i felt like Tana Mojo was like a... I know who you're talking about. That's old shit. Okay, Boomer. So wait, it's her co-host, right? Her co... Brooke Schofield. And she...

It's interesting because like... So Tana originally had her podcast. I actually don't know if they started together, but it's called The Cancel Podcast because Tana's gotten canceled like a million times like she's had some bad tweets and everything like that and uh her co-host brooke scofield has like was just like a friend that she met at a party but she's quickly become like just a fan favorite like everyone loves her she's like everyone's obsessed with her and um she's so like sweet like it is i mean somebody else said this but like likability is a prison type thing where like somebody found tweets of her and like she's getting

canceled kind of because of that but it was like they're pretty racist tweets her apology was pretty bad too she said something like like somebody's telling me jokes about black people like save me or something like that it was like she was let me pull it up it was like yeah yeah she doesn't the fact that there's into america because i've said so many racist jokes doesn't the fact that this is a thing called the canceled podcast with two hosts who have been canceled multiple times doesn't that fly in this is a thing called the canceled podcast with two hosts who have been canceled multiple times doesn't that fly in the face of right canceling being a real thing i mean this is horrific i let me let me maybe i there's some that i have not seen i did not know that

they were horrific but also this is a oh it's some george george zimmerman trayvon martin stuff uh it was how old was she then? Yeah, that's the thing. She was like a baby. But even... I think it's even weirder then. Like you were 12 with George Zimmerman takes? To her. She said...

She said... Her explanation in the next video, another reason why she's extra getting canceled, because her explanation video was her crying and being like the reason i i was racist or the reason i said these racist things is because her apparently like her grandfather and her grand her grandparents who raised her are like pretty like heavy right wing right and so that's all she knew sorry let me just tell it for the um oh this is a video fuck so it was guarantee if zimmeroon shot a white guy this wouldn't even be a story newsflash this wasn't a crime of racism it was self-defense cassie yells racist profanities in the movie theater

like only minority in the room is sitting there i don't know what that one means i said so many accidental racist things last night i don't know how i even made it back into america to rape you or not to rape you everyday struggle i think that's what they are it's blurted out yeah to rape you or not to rape you everyday struggle quit calling me when you're drunk f word i don't even want you when you're sober um oh my god i swear i had nappier hair this morning than most African Americans on this end of our country. You can't trade lap dances for cheeseburgers because after a little while, no one will want a lap dance from a fat person. What? Oh, I see.

I'm going to go work out later because I'm a fat girl. I thought there was also something. Listen, I wouldn't say any of these are horrific. No, yeah. They're all dumb tweets. Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought there was something about... She said during the Zimmerman trial, they were showing Trayvon Martin pictures when he was young,

but he was older when it actually happened. And she said something like, this is what he looks like now, and that would terrify me too i don't know it's probably just like a black guy i think that was the case skittles in his hand right um but yeah tana like gave it the boot right well i think like she's not actually booed from the podcast but it was one of those things where like everyone was like of all people the cancel podcast is gonna just handle this and be like yep we're canceled again that's what we do yeah but tana tan i don't know anything about this like i don't know it was a little bit like she was kind of like i'd asked her to take a step away from it it was a

little on her high horse she said i'm saying as a white person i cannot even imagine being a black fan or non-fan and reading those tweets um i mean mojo confirmed that she has quote condemned her for the tweets and that she quote had no right to forgive her as a white person for the things she said they were so disturbing and disgusting and that she also lived with her uh very very right-wing conservative grandfather and her household was literally just fox news all the time and that whatever i heard i passed on that was not tana that was the girl saying that that's understandable i don't know how old this person is or was at the time but like well let's see you're definitely a product of your environment until you go off to college i think i think it was just the issue was that she spent the whole apology video explaining why she was racist and not like apologizing she's 27 you know

so trayvon martin had like what 10 years ago at least yeah i mean way more dude how old was this chick with fucking trayvon martin that's maybe she is a problem 2012 it's years 15 15 15 with like i got an opinion on this i feel like yeah that there is a that's a super red flag but this is like the original og cancel culture like take is like it's old and they and i was 15 right and i do think those are like you know i don't know i they're not great, but I just also, when you blow up, once you blow up,

you got to delete your tweets. I think it was crazy. That's like, you're on a canceled pod. I don't know. People are going to go look. That's not, that's lame.

If Tana Mongeau, like either fires her or even throws her under the bus. I feel like if you are a canceled type person, you've been canceled. You've gone through the fire. You can't cancel your co-host.

Yeah. You have to just be like it's called the canceled podcast is how we do right and like just stand up to it and kind of be like yeah it was fucked up shouldn't have done it I'm an asshole

next episode I don't I don't I like I'm I don't even I'm like a scared to talk about it but be I don't know enough about Tana to know. To me, it seemed like I was kind of like, you seem really on your high horse about it. Yeah. Don't we have a lot of skeletons in the closet? Right.

Not even skeletons. There are skeletons that are out of the closet. Maybe she's just trying to be like super empathetic right now and just be like, take a break. I'm sure she'll come back. Her PR person is being like, you don't want to go down for this. Right. But it's like, that's being like you don't want to go down for this right so but it's like that's what i don't know i would i would never having my own like checkered past of that

shit if you ever got in hot water and i was like john's disgusting that would be fucking insane dude i might fucking get married and find out just like been married for a week what say you kev tana wouldn't stick around but would you that is good all right next up oh wait let's do um um the this blake lively situation i think is rather interesting yeah i i know all about it not all about i i know of it i know the things let me get the uh but i don't but no one knows what's actually happened right he just kind of seems like the guy was an asshole yeah yeah wait wait what do you mean the what's his name justin bettoni or whatever the

director i think i'm on the other side i think everyone's on the fuck ryan reynolds uh blake lively train oh yeah i was gonna say i'm on the other side of it okay i think i think i think ryan reynolds and blake lively are in a precarious spot right now i think they're a little bit they were like and still are a beloved couple but i don't think they're like bulletproof you know what i? I think they got to tread a little lightly. I would agree with that. So let me just set the scene because, so Blake Lively is in this show, in this new movie called It Ends With Us. And it is a,

based on the bestselling novel by Colleen Hoover. And it's a heavy themes about domestic violence and abuse. But as I understand it, I've not read it, but as I understand it, the book is done in like a 50 shades of gray way where they are like kind of glorifying it and sexualizing it and turning it into like, isn't this so hot?

Like he, you know, he like punched her in the face last week, but like he's going down on her and making sure she comes like, and so the bar is low, the lowest. And so as i get it um blake lively is promoting the movie as like get your girlies and get some wine and check it out you know and her co-star uh justin is uh like he's putting up like the domestic violence

hotline I think there was a big contest big thing of like whether we should put the DV hotline in the movie like he wanted it in she wanted it out and he's doing press talking about how like deep and dark and like fucked up this world is and Blake Lively is apparently like, yes, queen, get abused. So when did you hear all this? This week. I mean, I've heard about this book and it becoming a movie

and that just being controversial for a while now. But now I'm hearing about the Blake Lively and co-star thing just this week. Yeah, I heard about it. But I asked because two days ago I saw that he hired a pr crisis so yeah but like what i'd seen and what i've heard from from ladies in the know is that he wanted to have the violent scenes very violent and she was like no and he pushed for it she was like no like i don't want you beating the shit out of the character okay and then and i think the reason i believe that is the entire cast does not follow him yeah the author does not follow him none of them took pictures with him at the red carpet

premiere so like maybe it's just like you know blake's at breadwinner i'm gonna bet on her and they're choosing sides that way i thought of it like, I think what she's doing is fucked up. Like, she encouraged moviegoers to bring their florals and wear pink to the theater to watch this. But that's just marketing. I know. But like, you know, it's like if you were marketing Schindler's List, you wouldn't fucking do that shit. But I haven't seen the movie, so I can't speak to it. But I mean, that's not how the movie is marketed whoever chose it like i i this is just my theory i have a theory

that that's like the cover-up because i think that there was originally like some kind of blow-up where everyone just hated justin baldoni yeah his thing is like and he also has a podcast where he's like it's like with a woman and it's really like feminist but almost to a point where it's like all right what's your game here like it's a little it's a little fishy you know that much yeah exactly and again i i've only pretty much heard the like fuck justin baldoni side but i think that a lot of people are kind of like something clearly happened where everyone decided they didn't like him during the process. And now, like, even him saying,

just him saying, like, he doesn't think that that's how it should be marketed kind of came after, like... After the red carpet, after all that stuff. I think the unfollowing happened before most of the marketing went down. Yeah. after the red carpet after all that stuff like i think i think the unfollowing happened before most of the marketing went down yeah the i saw it was the premiere night i saw like like some it was on twitter but it was a tiktok of like someone being like it was again it was like the

premiere had happened an hour before and she's like i've gone through every picture he's not in any picture with any cast members not with the author not with anybody like blake's like ryan reynolds didn't take a picture with him hugh jackman didn't take a picture with him like he's the director and the star of the movie and no one's taking a picture with this guy yeah and so i again i it's it's also anchor bias the first thing you hear is fuck this guy was what you tend to believe yeah i'm on the other side of it because i i keep hearing that blake ladley is tone deaf and she hi she let and she let Ryan Reynolds write one of the scenes in the movie. And so then there was like some dispute over like who has creative control over it and that, you know, like letting your husband write a scene is kind of like, I don't know. Yeah, that's what I heard.

Yeah. It was just like he like asked for like re-edits and stuff like that. Yeah. was just like the he like asked for like re-edits and stuff like that yeah i i think it all it all comes down to uh the top like the the subject matter being being the domestic i actually i don't i don't know i shouldn't i gotta i gotta understand more about what justin baldani baldani did but i thought of it more as like he was kind of saying like he's talking about it from a very serious point of view. I think that he probably wanted that included to like so you understand the gravity of it. Unless it was like a gratuitous like, yeah, we need to beat the fucking shit out of it.

But also because I've heard you say it. What's your game? Like we must have the DV phone number. Yeah. Everyone knows it's bad, dude. Well, but I don't think I think is to talk about schindler's list like if at the end it was like also give money to the jewish hate foundation that's the problem though is i don't think it like i i think if you are like listening to blake lively and you're like i'm gonna go watch this

like sexy hot thing it's like it is kind of undermining how domestic violence you know yeah well again i don't know what the movie. I don't know the movie. I don't even, again, I haven't read the book. I do know. But I think the book is very polarizing, too, that a lot of people liked it. It was very popular.

But there was a lot of people being like, this is fucked up. And this is not, like, we should not romanticize this at all. I do know the girlies love that book. Yeah. So to market to the people who love the book that book yeah so it's like that to market to the people who love the book it's like the uh that movie on netflix that 365 movie when it was like

this guy just kidnapped this woman and then like they fall in love and it's like he literally kidnapped her and held her in a basement but he's hot so they fuck they were trapped on an island i was trapped in a basement i don't know it took me two days took me 365 days that's what other people are saying is like it's not like it's the first movie to ever like touch a topic or have it based on a touchy subject right and so it's kind of like you don't have to be so careful with the marketing but i don't know like i don't know the storyline this thing said that blakeively was like, get your florals and your pink like you're going to see Barbie.

Yeah. That's not... Yeah, I will say. I don't think that's good. I don't think it's bad either, though. It's just marketing a movie. Yeah. Even if it's like making...

But you can make the same marketing about Fifty Shades of Grey. That was a huge hit with the ladies and the girls went to go see it together and stuff like that. I think it's still a pretty big jump though i don't know neither has seen the movie yeah it might not be yeah i mean but from what i understand it's like this guy horribly abuses her and she's you know i think that's a little different than than the idea of 50 shades

of gray being like you know i'm in this like wild sexual thing that at least was consensual yeah the uh do we talk about army hammer yet did that i was you know i've been like on vacation and kind of like off the grid a little bit so i don't know if that hit or not it was that it was like a few weeks ago i know what you're talking about podcast you know he went on piers morgan yeah um it it i it definitely happened i i don't say i don't i wouldn't say at least on my timeline I wouldn't say at least on my timeline I wouldn't say it hit too hard there's this one like just listen to this like clip

of if I wanted to cut off one of your toes and keep it in my pocket so I always had a piece of you in my possession I'm 100% a cannibal I'll eat you it's going to admit I've never admitted that before it was that stuff which obviously blew up

around America and around the world Armie Hammer I'm a cannibal in your own words let's first of all address that elephant in the room are you a cannibal? you know what you have to do to be a cannibal? you have to have actually eaten someone

have you ever eaten any human flesh? No. Only question I thought I'd ever ask of him. Not a question I'd ever thought I'd have to answer by the way.

Wait. I feel that a large swathe of the public just think Armie Hammer is a cannibal. If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you.

But the reason they would believe it is because you said it. Sure. I'm 100% sure. Sure, sure. I'm 100% sure. Well, yeah. That is a – that's not even an edited – like, that is a full conversation of, like,

well, you said it. And he's like, well, yeah. I mean, I can't believe these guys think I'm – it's like Kareem. It's like, you said it. Why would you not believe it? I mean, the way piers is saying uh quote uh i will cut your toe off and keep it in my pocket and the whole time he's sitting there like sipping a water being like yeah yeah i mean you that is what it was like a lot if you want

that is a true like i fucked up moment i am on piers morgan and they're reading my cut your toe off quotes did he get paid for that like a ton you think peers or do you think he was i think that was like a pr damage control sort of thing like but like i think piers morgan i think the interview was overall uh light like piers morgan put him to the fire a little bit for the most part. Let him get his shit off. He was sobbing about, I don't get to see my kids as much anymore. No fucking kidding, man. Come on, dude.

They're getting a little too old. There's not so much veal meat anymore. What's good, crew? Quick question. Who is an actor or actress that you don't really find attractive but like in one of their roles you're like oh i i fuck them like for me like sigourney weaver not really but ripley and alien fuck yeah er Eric Bana, you know, he's okay looking, but can you talk to Troy?

The muscle's popping. He's going now. And currently, you know, like not really Emma Darcy, but Rhaenyra Targaryen, yes, ma'am. Yeah, that's a great one. Let me know. By the way, Jackie's moved to this chair. Pat's moved to that chair.

Steve moved to that chair. He's moving to the couch. We got to bring him in. He's part of the show now. The Targaryen one's great because Emma Darcy's not my cup of tea. But when she's Rainier, I'm like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Because I was going to say I don't really have an answer, but that's the one. Yeah, you can probably do a lot of throws.

I mean, Emilia Clarke's gorgeous, but as Daenerys is. She's that bitch. Yeah. Fuck. but as Daenerys she's that bitch yeah fuck I mean Adam Sandler is like an obvious what no I get that is that crazy no I just I did not expect Adam Sandler to come out as soon as you said that I was like I get that

I really would fuck Adam Sandler I would hope but what role though I mean all of them you're saying you would fuck him as Adam Sandler? Yeah. Okay. But this is more like I wouldn't fuck him as a person, but I'll fuck him as his role.

Yeah. Okay. Well, Just Go With It. By the way, Just Go With It is every girl's favorite movie. Just Go With It is great. What? Which one is that? It's the one where-

It's the one where- Anastasia and Blake Lively. Not Blake Lively. They like- Brooklyn Decker. They have to like pretend they're dating or something like that? Yeah. Yeah. what which one is that that's uh not a sailor or aniston not like the uh they like brooklyn decker they have to like pretend they're dating or something like that yeah yeah no oh wait yeah jennifer anderson jennifer him and jennifer and pretend they're married right yeah yeah yeah or pretend they're ex-ex-married right yeah um they i watched that i saw it once you know eons ago and it was fine where does that was it rank on how to lose a guy in 10 days how does it compare

to that it's not there but it's it's because when you said that i was like i think i think in the my millennial generation i feel like how to lose a guy in 10 days and the holiday are like the girl movies yeah yeah most uh or like how does a guy in 10 days 10 days is the rom-com movie the holiday is like the girl movie from my world but i think it's up i think it's in the top five for sure just go with it it's like i think it's the equivalent of wolf of wall street wow or like well yeah i'm saying no no but like i hate that that gets like this oscar talk and all that to me it was like it was i actually the first the same same thing was just go the first time i saw it in theaters i was like and then as i re-watched it a bunch of times since like it is really good i'm saying

the way that wolf of wall street is every guy's favorite movie it's like yeah yeah i'm sorry the um you know i saw last night dd dd's cool for like the millennials what's that it's a d-i-d-i is how it's spelled um it's a young kid in california who uh basically he's he's younger he was younger than me but he was you know it's it's the age of you grew up on aim and myspace and facebook and he's like just doing all that as a high schooler the most frustrating part of it was like all the lying he did but not lying like hey mom i'm going to a party kind of deal like like just say how you feel, dude. Because there were times where he had a message typed out on AAM instead to a girl.

And then instead he blocked her. Just tell her, man. Just fucking tell her how you feel. But then it's funny. As I say that, I was a person who did tell her how I felt. I was going to say, would you ever have the brave? No, I did it. And she just signed off right oh yeah it was the exact inverse of this where like he like

instead of sending the message he just blocks her i sent it door slam i gotta play the game a little bit man does it make you feel better about that situation what's up does it make you feel better about the situation about getting rejected does it make me feel better honestly now i didn't play in the moment watching the movie i was like just say it man tell her how you feel and now saying i'm like yeah it was gonna go bad either way it was a pick your poison situation um i can't think of an actor an actress again i guess i guess we got daenerys um i really don't see Barry Keoghan like a lot of girls

I think would say that I really don't you haven't seen Saldberg Saldberg you see it I don't know I still think he's overrated as like a sex guy

like a sex icon he looks like a gerbil yeah I mean he's rat summer he plays the guy that no one will fuck in Banshees yeah

he's also yeah low yeah forgot about that but there are also like pictures of him No one will fuck in Banshees. Yeah. Well, he's also low. Yeah. I forgot about that. But there are also pictures of him before this glow-up type moment where it's like girls would never be with him. Dude, I was re-watching Chernobyl the other day.

I forgot he's in that. Oh, yeah. Chernobyl's great. He shoots the dogs. He's one of the dog hunters. He's like, I probably could name a ton of male actors and you guys you guys can't because you guys just don't fuck ugly girls yeah yeah right but it's also it's more like i would probably fuck you in real life or your role right exactly like it's it's part of my we're on a desert island for six hours thing but yeah

fuck you i'm so it's more of like a a thing where it gets enhanced it's like i would probably fuck you in real life but also your character makes me well yeah because that now that now we're bringing in jennifer the body oh like so so beckett fox but then yeah like but she's the devil yeah i would say um you know we're all as as an adult now we're having our anne hathaway moments you know that that movie where she fucks like the 19 year old kid like you can get it girl oh she's a rocket launcher in that movie she's i mean she's anne hathaway is life's my you know i i don't she gets me go we were talking about it with uh chaparron the other day where it's like we all found out about chaparone at the same time i was early yeah and you were you were uh it was like you know the hate train was

well out of the station and you were like actually i think my moment for me is when she hops on the uh the motorcycle in batman and i was kind of like oh yeah yeah you know she's okay i forgot she's still got like a white girl ass but it's like you know cat woman got me going i was like okay i was like i don't know it's about anne hathaway or latex but something's happening there's gotta be one though uh i also want to say just to be like the annoying i found them first type thing she's gonna blow up she's dating harry styles now olivia dean i've been listening to her for years okay i hate to be that girl but no that's good i just need to tell everybody like put it so that everybody knows now olivia dean she's a fantastic artist all right she's a musician popping around

now yeah um miss trunchbull bro if you fucked miss trunchbull i feel so bad for that woman who played miss trunchbull because like yeah they decked her up you know dressed her up to be like disgusting but it's tough man that is that is like a real you know like the cast of a woman who bakes i always think about that chocolate cake scene. Entire convention? I think I could do it. I think I could eat the whole chocolate cake. We know what you're doing now. No, I mean.

Somebody get me a Frisbee and a chocolate cake. I say stuff like that all the time. There's a new bakery across the street. I'll get you a chocolate cake. I've seen that. There's also a gelato spot that opened up. Oh, no. I ate yesterday.

Really? Don't even tell me where it is. Don't even tell me where it is don't even tell me where it is there's also that Korean spot right next to it such a weird niche that like like is that gonna work

it's like only weird bowls soupy things that the Koreans do we're just figuring out different ways to do bowls it's all up to the students yeah

I mean I guess that's popular but to me it's like I can't just go in there and get like fucking beef and broccoli. It's got to be all this weird shit. All right, last voicemail. Hey, guys, I have a couple questions.

This girl's an all-star. She's been on, like, a lot. If you were selected to be the model in a stock photo, is that an insult or a compliment? Okay. Because those people are never so hideous that it takes away from what the stock photo is trying to show but they're never hot okay second related question is if you were in a stock picture what would be the google search to bring up your photo like what would the intended search be of your picture i guess like example would be maybe like if you were to search kfc radio caller it would be like a guy that needs to shave like in

his bedroom and it's like backlit the kfc radio caller stock okay i like your stock photos what would everybody's personality be in a google search for a stock photo is a good question um what we could do whatever i mean anything but i but i think like you're you're where the where the venn diagram intersects, like, of all of them, I think is, like, New England bearded man. Really? I think so.

Oh, I think, like, 1980s war veteran. No, not 1980s. Like, 17... I'm so bad with dates. Whatever. War veteran of colonial times. Oh, okay. Colonial war veteran. I think if I had to pick one thing for you,

it would be your bean boots, a flannel, your beard, and hockey. You know what I mean? That New England look. Yeah. I was just going to say hungry man. You guys are more specific. I'm going for your aesthetic. You as a person, so long.

You could, I mean, if... You put hungry and bored. I feel like that's what my... All right, that's a different direction. I like that better. Because you could have a whole career being stock photo guys for like man eating food in bed yeah they'd be like whoa this is way better than what we we're gonna try to kick cocks for the stock photo we'll just use vitalberg

um what would you be jack jersey girl chaotic jersey girl you would be you would be like, yeah, Jersey and spilling. So funny how East Coast you are. Is that a compliment? I think it is. But I bet, you know, West Coast girls probably wouldn't think so. Yeah, California girls probably think it's an insult to be like, you're a fucking cool East Coast chick. Yeah.

What? Yeah. What? Yeah. I think being a West Coast chick is like probably means like you probably get away with being like I look pretty, but I don't think it has a good connotation as far as like being cool. Personality. I have to have a donut. I've been watering the whole time. The newest like TikTok trend is like it's, have you guys heard? Very demure.

That's what I want to be. Once I have my golf husband, I'm going to be very demure, very poised. What is demure again? Quiet, right? Demure means very elegant. You're either demure or you're not. You don't get demure. You're not demure at all.

I told you I'm going to rise to the occasion. But you are not demure at all i told you i'm gonna rise to the occasion you know but you are not right now yeah like it's it's a seinfeld scene when like they're talking about jackie ellen like you're either born with grace or you you don't acquire grace like you don't become demure that's what i was gonna say about 25 is i do want to warn you guys like i have felt my brain fully formed really i'm done i'm there i'm cooked yeah yeah i think so it was funny you said because for paths i was gonna say andrew garfield with fetal alcohol syndrome you can think about that one for a while well i just mentioned the brain thing and i was like oh yeah and then steve you can be can be Stuart Little as a human.

That one's really good. That one's really good. What did you say? You get that a lot? No, Chicken Little I've heard a lot. I don't know. No, I thought of you first and I couldn't, so I moved on. I know. I'm so boring.

I'm such a boring person. Well, there's the obvious. Don Brady's retarded brother I do like that one I do although Tom Brady is now getting like so out of hand

he looks like an alien yeah but I used to get Tom Brady's retarded brother like at his hottest yeah hell yeah

I like genuinely think that's a compliment for sure absolutely I will take that you know for sure great question let us know what your stock photos would be Hell yeah. Yeah. I genuinely think that's a compliment. For sure. I'm like, absolutely, I will take that. Yeah. You know? For sure. Great question.

Let us know what your stock photos would be or what you think we are as stock photos. That's very funny. And we got our interview up with Wells Adams next. He's on the new season of Traders. He has been the bartender for Bachelor in Paradise, Mar married to Sarah Hyland, and just a great hang. Yeah, he's the man. Just a great combo. He also brought us food. Very food-heavy episode.

Yeah, a lot of food going on. A lot of food going on. We'll see you guys next week. Happy birthday. Thank you. Oh, I have 12 chickens inside me currently. Think about it like that. It is.

That's one thing. Let me end on this note what's a thing that we do as humans that is just really when you boil it down really disgusting because i mean you can kind of do this for everything i used to do it with coffee i made fun of the coffee drinkers i'd be like you guys take a bean and you smash it up into dirt and then you filter water through it and boil it and drink it and you think it's like so good. And you can kind of do that about everything. But I particularly think taking egg – taking chicken embryos basically and eating them. And slurping them up. Especially when you don't cook them because any form of cooking is also weird. It's like, so you kill the animal and take its flesh and put it under fire and then eat it?

That's pretty gross. But eggs specifically. Yeah, eggs are good. These soupy yolks would become chickens and you just eat them first. Ugh! Do we have to ask you to do a raw egg right now? Close. I actually, I'm not going to, I don't think I can ask you to do a raw egg right now? I actually, I'm not going to, I don't think I can ask you. You can ask him to do a raw egg.

It's hard boiled. Well, that takes a long time. We'd have to probably do a... I'll do it. Okay. Do we have a machine? I actually really don't feel like doing that. I'll egg you later.

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Oh, sure. Fuck everybody else. All right. Well, what do we got? This is officially the nicest thing that's ever happened to me. Totally. I put on do not disturb. The bar is bar is also i mean this is actually a very nice gesture but the bar is so low for us that like if a guest comes in and they're like oh i like i like i've seen anything you've ever done before i'm like oh my god you follow me on a social media account

the video you did yesterday made me laugh so hard i don't even remember what it was but you're at the end you're like i don't fuck i don't give remember what it was but you're at the end you're like i don't fuck i don't give a fuck and i was like this is the funniest ending it was probably the uh what did you do the olympic boxing i was like kind of done with that rfk bear was yesterday oh yeah you're the worst three fucking people who could have ever chosen at this point i'm in on rfk though at least he's entertaining we said yesterday. His idea was let him campaign every year, even when there's no election. Because just to get stories like this.

No, no, no. I remember what got me. You're like, the fucking voice, man. If it wasn't for the voice. He knows it, too. I see the interview. He's like, I know it's particularly difficult. You're fucking right.

I'm trying this off. Yeah, it's like, fix that shit. I don't know. It's a guy who has unlimited money. You're a Kennedy. There has to be a way to fix that. Yeah, a vocal cord transplant or have somebody stand behind you and talk. I don't know.

Figure it out, man. All right, what do we got here? Okay, so I'm Portuguese. I don't know what you guys are. I am not Portuguese. I'm from a town that is exceptionally Portuguese you guys are. I am not Portuguese. I'm from a town that is exceptionally Portuguese. Okay, from up in New England. I'm from Fall River, Massachusetts.

That's where my grandparents are from, Fall River. No way. Yeah, it's where all the Portuguese are from. Yeah, exactly. Do we know why? It's just like they came over and landed there? It's the Azores. The Azores is where everyone in Fall River is from.

I don't know about your grandparents. But I think it was just some farmers, fishermen came over way back in the day. So you guys are probably related. No, I'm not Portuguese. You're not Portuguese. I don't forget that. I wish I was. I was throughout my whole childhood crying about how I'm not Portuguese.

You're an honorary Portuguese. What is it, a portie? Portie. Portie. I think that maybe is like a slur. It's like a slur. Like a Mick is a slur porti? Portigi. Portigi. I think that maybe is like a slur, but I'm Portuguese, so I can say it. It's like a slur, like a Mick is a slur for Irish. I can say it, you can't say it, all right?

The P word. Yeah. If that one ever comes real bad, I'm in a lot of trouble from my childhood. All right, so I went to Portugal last year to go home and see my roots or whatever. Where was that so my family is we have family from the azores but then also from this like really cool like walled city called obidos okay which if you guys go to europe this is kind of a douchey way to start a show if you're going to europe you're rich now you can do this uh but like portugal's dope like it's still cheap everyone speaks english there they

do not really want you to speak like they really don't want you to speak spanish to them that's big no no but they're not like france or italy where like they're annoyed that like you're not even trying they're like just speak english to us it's cheaper the food is very similar to like the france and england or france and and Italy, but it's just like fish forward. Anyways, I fell in love with this tin fish thing, which is like huge over there. But like in America, it's like poor people food, like sardines and anchovies and all this stuff. But over there, it's like a delicacy where they like it's like really really good stuff over there and they'll have like a glass of white wine or like a nice beer and have tin fish and so when i was walking from 53rd down to here i ran into a portuguese

tin fish store and i was like all right i gotta get the boys and the ladies let's go all right so i i took i got my favorite ones all right so uh they're grossly overpriced here in new york shockingly enough but okay so uh these ones are spicy shrimp that are really really good and so when i saw your red outfit when you went with burt to like fucking amsterdam i was like that's a spicy boy. Yeah. That needs some spicy shit. You just said spicy boy. I was like, I hope I get that one. All right.

So this one's for you. Fuck yes, dude. Thank you. Can I eat it now? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. But you can wait until later if you want, whatever. Is it disgusting?

I think we got to hit it. Yeah. Or is it supposed to prepare it? You can eat this right out of the box. Yeah, you can just right out of the box. All right. We got it. And then Jackie, you're also a spicy lady

because I remember there was a time when she wanted to go on Love Island and my wife was hosting it. And somehow it was like, how do we get this girl on? I was like, well, I know the casting producers. And so I hit up a casting producer and I screenshot it.

And I was like, she wants to go on this show. And they're like, okay, say yes. I'm still stunned that it didn't happen. She's a reality TV show producer's dream. You might be too spicy. Anyways, this one's for you. Well, you got to hit this too. And then, so this one, this one's my favorite.

He's like, I got the bad shit for you. I got the garbage for you. So this is gold leaf in sardines because you're rich now and you bought a very fancy house that's haunted, I saw, like in the suburbs. This is the most anybody's ever known about us. This is amazing. This is the nicest interview of all time. So this is sardines with gold leaf in it.

It's like the gold schlager of fucking fish. So anyways, this one's for you, man. All right. All right. Now, is it finger food or should we get forks? You might want forks. It's going to be in. I'll run and grab real quick.

Oh, okay. Okay, cool. Is this going to be like, are you going to be offended if I don't like this? Not at all And also don't eat it You guys We do not have to eat it now The best time to eat it

Is like It's like an appetizer type of thing? Yeah So like get some crackers Okay Get a cold beer Or like a white wine Yeah I feel like you need to pair it with something nice

As the sun's going down Okay It's fire Alright so The vibe I'm getting is you want us to save this I think you should they're nice I do whatever

the gift giver wants me to do I want you I want you to do it's your show we'll make a video of doing it at like the golden hour

yeah I'll do it tonight and you can be honest and say it's trash okay well I'm a canned food guy I eat I eat too

but this is also like canned maybe has a connotation but like like you're saying, it's a different story. You also are, you'll eat anything, anything. Do you like spicy? I love spicy. He's a garbage guy. Jackie, do you like spicy?

Okay. I weirdly became, I was never a spicy food guy, and I was always making the argument of, like, I don't want to fight my food because you see people sweating, and I'm thinking, like, hot ones and stuff like that. But then something along the way happened. I heard that your spicy receptors are the ones that adapt the quickest. So it was just, like, I guess I tried a little spice,

and then it keeps going and going and going. So, like, I eat really spicy food, and it doesn't bother me and going. So I eat really spicy food and it doesn't bother me. Okay. Finish that sentence. It doesn't really bother me. Okay. This man is also on medication for heartburn that causes dementia. Oh, nice.

That the doctor was like, we need to put you on a milligram level that will probably cause harm to your brain because you have so much heartburn. And he's like, it doesn't really affect my body. Well, it doesn't. It's a great point. It doesn't bother me. I like the taste. In the moment. Yeah, yeah.

It wreaks havoc on my insides. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like. Well, I'm so very sorry. I've driven you one step closer to not knowing your name, which is fine. I will never in the rest of my life, knowingly, ever eat a raw onion ever again. Really? I don't know.

Something happened around 38, 39 this past couple years. I had a sandwich with some raw onion, purple, you know, what's it called? Purple onion, whatever. And I was up for like 24 hours straight. Couldn't lay down. It was like killing me. It was one of those things where I was like, oh, this is what heartburn is. I didn't know.

I thought heartburn, you know, your belly hurts, whatever. I was like, oh, my God. I will never do this again. Do you know what I eat every night right now? I'm on the kick. I make myself a tuna salad with chopped jalapenos and raw onion in it. Raw onion. I do like the taste of it, but I can't do it anymore.

Yeah. It's not worth it. Use that for the tuna salad. Seriously. Instead of tuna, you can use that. Use this? Oh, really? Yeah, it's the same thing.

It's canned, tinned, whatever. All right. That's dinner tonight. There you go. You'll like that. Fuck yeah, bro. It'll be fine. Yeah, it's the same thing. It's canned, tinned, whatever. All right, that's dinner tonight. There you go. You'll like that. Yeah, bro. I'll be good. All right, see you in a bit. Thank you very much.

All right, see you guys. I am a new, I'm new to Traders. I just jumped on board. Me too. I watched UK. I watched UK season one fully, and I'm in the middle of UK two, and then I got to jump into the US.

Yeah. You were on season three. Yeah, it hasn't aired yet. But it's done. Yeah, we filmed. Got it. Yeah. I love it.

I think, and maybe it's a little bit recency bias. I got to give it some time. I think it is better than Survivor. I think the gameplay is the most interesting of all the vote off alliance type shows um and i think it's so new that it's still developing like how you're supposed to do it yeah you know like i thought in season one of the uk like the the to to basically win it like this guy totally walked into a fucking trap that like i think now everyone after that will know how to handle it.

Yeah. It was the first season. So like nobody knows, you know? So if you're not familiar with it, it's an idea. There's 22 people. Three of them are traitors who can murder the castmates and the other people have to try to vote those, those guys off and try to guess who the bad guys are and who the good guys are.

And you're, you know, if, so if you, if you're a traitor or you last a long time, you're there for what? How many? Like a month? Three weeks? Effectively, yeah. Yeah, like that's a long time to be. At the end of season one, one of the people who is outed as a traitor, like, bursts out crying.

And he's like, I'm so happy. Like, he lost. And he's like, I'm so happy. Like, I loved you guys. I became friends with you. And I was lying to you for a month straight. And, of course, it's a little bit dramatic to be crying on a reality tv show or whatever but i can see where that shit weighs on you it's not like oh i lied for like this one episode or something it's like a month of you

become friends with people and you're stealing money from them effectively and you're lying to them it's gotta be crazy yeah i mean you have to and you have to keep it up too yeah like it's one thing yeah it's one up then you're times. Yeah. Because if you slip up. Then you're immediately out. Yeah. Like who was, someone, someone like had like a Freudian slip in a previous season

where they were like, if I was a, if I was a faithful and then everyone was like, what? And she's like, no, no, no. I mean,

I was a traitor and then they immediately like voted her out because of that. And she wasn't even a traitor. But it was just an actual slip. It was just a slip up. If I'm in the rest of the show, I'd be like,

we have to vote you off. Yes. Because if we don't, we're going to, every fan in the world is going to be like, she told you and you still didn't vote her off.

So yeah, you fuck up even if it's a... So that's interesting too because I always sat there thinking, if I was a faithful, I think I would... Like some of these people who are faithful, do not do a good job defending themselves. Yeah.

I would be grabbing you, looking you in the eyes, being like, check all of the lying ticks. Like, I am not a traitor. Some of these people are like, well, I don't know. If you want to vote for me, then just vote. Just go ahead. I'm like, what? No, defend yourself. what are you doing i don't know if you were there's a there's a uh

chapelle skit where he's talking about like when you get accused of something it's like please believe me there's nothing you can do yeah like there's nothing you can do yeah it's a typical it's like uh gone girl shit when you know they're like the the husband's not crying enough yeah yeah he killed her or he's crying he's hysterical it's it's all fake it's all a show it's like a Gone Girl shit when they're like, the husband's not crying enough. He killed her. Or he's crying. He's hysterical. It's all fake. It's all a show.

It's like, well, what am I supposed to do here? There's a game. I don't know if you guys have ever played it, but there's a game that's played a lot in Los Angeles with actors called Mafia or Werewolf. Have you ever heard of it? Yes. Kevin was explaining Traitor to me recently, and I said that's the game Nick plays. Yeah. I didn't know it was Mafia.

I don't think his version is Mafia. It's Werewolf. It's Werewolf. Same thing. So that's what All Traitors is. This is a ripoff of this game that people play at house parties. It's like Among Us too, right? That app?

I haven't played that. It was like a popular video game, iPhone game, where you run around and there's a murderer. It's all very similar. My question to you guys is is that how would you play the game if you were on the show yeah well we can kind of answer it because we we we did survivor we did a barstool survivor yeah i watched a little bit of that yeah but but here's okay so here's the thing that's interesting about traders and also about the show that you guys did here everyone

knows you here right yeah right so but now you go on traders they know of you but they don't know like everyone here that works here knows you guys right so they can kind of like well that's totally a game that's why the season i watched of traders it was all nobodies yeah yeah yeah and now they're starting to put the celebrities in and johnny bananas was not your season i don't think no he was the season before two yeah they just voted off johnny bananas right away they were just like we don't know if you're a traitor or not. You're gone. Like, you have to vote him out.

But I will say, when we did our shit, Dave Portnoy, the owner of the company, there's Dave Portnoy and this guy Tommy. Tommy is a Survivor superfan freak. And he had done a smaller version of Barstool Survivor and won it. And so I always said, I was like, if we are ever in Survivor, we are voting out Dave and Tommy immediately because we know who they are, we know what they do, I'm not going to lose to them. And then the game started and I was like,

eh, it might be better to keep them around. And all of a sudden the gameplay sneaks in your head a little bit. So it is, I would say, having done a version of it, it's very different than you think as a fan on the couch because you're like it does change when you're in the game and it's like well it's not just about this it's about all of these things now you know. John I think has the greatest gameplay of all

what would you do though? It was like no gameplay was his gameplay but it was also calculated it was like the caveat I give with that is like I knew who my like you you said, I know my competitors. Yeah. I knew everyone at Barstool Sports likes the spotlight and likes to be the funniest guy in the room.

I was like, I'll just sit in the back and no one will even think about me. He also had me to do all the fucking work. Yeah. I was like, I just talked to all these guys for 20 minutes. We had an alliance that worked out right away. And the alliance was, as long as you stick to the alliance, the alliance was going to work. It was three of us. And then that fucking pussy, Steve Che, ruined it!

I'm also very peer pressured very easily. Totally. And so I was removing myself from that. I was like, I just won't hang out with anybody. No one can. Because if you came up and you're like, hey, I think you should vote with this. I'd be like, fuck. Okay.

You get a quick lesson in like, hey, do you have the immunity idol? And they're like, no. And it's like, okay, they don't have it. Yeah. They can't possibly be lying to me. Oh, wait a minute. possibly be lying to me yeah oh wait a minute everyone's lying to me i got like severely backstabbed and i was like i didn't see it i saw i had i didn't see it coming at all until literally the last second they were like showing the vote and i remember looking and i was like i knew i was gonna get some votes and i

was looking down and i was like i think i'm good and I was looking down, and I was like, I think I'm good. And then I was like, wait a minute. All I need is one more. And they said my name, and I was like, you motherfucker. I always think if I had gone to you and just said, I think we should vote out Will, I think you would have done it because of peer pressure. Yeah. No, I definitely would have. And I just didn't do it. I was playing with my heart. I always say the minute you start playing with your heart and not your head, you lose.

I said that on camera about someone else who lost, and then I did it myself. Did you – so now like i said it's very it's all celebrities so you do know people like did you have friends coming in at all or no you didn't know anybody you know of them but you don't know them personally yeah the cast is out so i guess i can talk about like the cast and who i knew um i really didn't know anybody right yeah i i knew of a lot of people but But I'm not like a housewives fan. And there was like a ton of housewives. And I'm like, what?

Did you know there's a housewives of Dubai? I didn't know that. Are they all like billionaires? Yes. And I was like, what are you even doing with this show? Oh, yeah. Tom Sandoval is in that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sandoval's in there. And Chrishell. I mean, I've seen like Selling Sunset. Oh, wait. I was thinking of Trishel. I was thinking of the real world. Remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sandoval is in there and Chrishell. I mean, I've seen like Selling Sunset. Oh, wait. I was thinking of Trishel. I was thinking of Trishel. The real world. Remember that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And then... Not to be rude, but I don't know. Supermodel. Oh, she's the one from Housewives of Dubai. Yeah. And then like Zac Efron's brother, Dylan was on.

He's a super nice guy. And then, like, Wes from The Challenge was on. I knew, like, The Challenge guys. He's a Challenge legend. Oh, yeah. You said something earlier, like, you always have to be on. Like, again, to kind of relate it to our knockoff version of whatever. Like, I didn't notice, personally, me.

Like, when we were doing a challenge, I was kind of just talking to people. Is Traders very closed set kind of deal? Like everyone goes off to their own corner? Yeah. I can't speak a lot about the show, obviously. But yes. So obviously when we're not filming, it's like, don't talk. But it's all housewives that can't stop talking.

Dude, white women in particular cannot stop i think it's what keeps them alive it's like their motor keeps running as long as i have to take a train home yesterday and like back here to new york and the cells were sold out so i take a regional so i couldn't get them on a quiet car i'm a quiet car strictly guy and your uber that's like one of the settings? No, no, no. Like on the train. On the Uber. Send me a cell as a quiet guy. I do love those. All your Uber drivers don't fucking talk to me.

I'm a quiet guy. Okay? I am a quiet guy, but particularly on the train, I strictly travel quiet car. And it was sold out, so I couldn't. So I had to sit on a regular car. And there were two sets of middle-aged white women. And I was just like, you guys have been talking for four fucking hours how is this possible i can hear it in my headphones just shut up for two seconds did you say that you know fuck no i didn't say that dude i sat

there quietly and i joined in and started talking to you no i mean like we we do it's funny to say this because all we do is fucking blab yeah but off But off the mic, I don't talk at all. I actually, people get like disappointed when they meet me. They're like, oh, you don't really. Yeah. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm a social weirdo. I just sit quietly. That was something that was kind of interesting to see because people would perceive that

as shady if you weren't like always gabbing. Yes. And I'm always like like i don't have the energy to do this all right wait so like you give me like the the schedule of like you wake up it's long days you challenge every day i challenge every couple days like yeah all eat together i know breakfast was a big thing but are there other hours where you're just like hanging out yeah for sure and then that's where you have to like pretend you're friends,

but you might actually be friends and all that sort of shit. Yeah, and here's the thing, like it's because it is a game, I don't think anyone really is angry at anybody. I mean, yes. Well.

I mean, yes. I don't know. Obviously, if someone gets killed or someone gets banished, then they get pissed off. But like during it, you're like, this is a game, you know, whatever.

At least that's how I took it you know but yes of course you're a housewife laughter laughter oh I won laughter so but like there was people like housewives who would get like very

offended or what not but like the day was like this you'd wake up or they were long days longer than paradise for me and i film like all day in paradise so i thought this was going to be super easy for me to do yeah and then it was like no it's not it's like you get up at let's say 6 a.m then you go get in a car and you like ride with like the same people to because you don't stay actually at the castle you stay like at a hotel oh yeah well there's a little something maybe i'm stupid for thinking that but i thought

you guys were living there no they make you like walk upstairs pretending you're going to bed yeah because i don't know if it's the same castle but the one in the uk every time it is okay every time that pops on the screen i go oh man that castle's fucking great it was like one of my most dad things ever people were like we get it too we know you like the castle i thought you were sleeping in the fucking castle the castle is pretty dope yeah it's very cool but i don't know i wouldn't want to say there though castle yeah it's for sure like super old like kings and queens used to live there yes it's haunted where is it it's outside of inverness in scotland scotland like way up north which is like very interesting uh like ripple in the production of it all was it's so far north

that it likes and it's we're filming during the summer so it's light like all day long that's north like it would get dark at like 11 and then it would get light again like 4 30 and there's a lot of scenes you have to film at night right and that's a small window now to get those things done yeah which was and you also got to be up at 3 30 in the morning for sure the dark yeah that would i think i don't know what what your uh rate is but if you want me up at 6 a.m every day you better fucking back up the truck yeah but like the money like a sag type of thing like yeah i, yes. But then the money is like if you win the whole thing. Yeah, sure.

You get, you know, half a million dollars, whatever it is. Right. You don't have to split it. So then it turns into a weird amount. You have to pay taxes on it, though. Yeah, of course. You have to pay taxes on everything. Every time I'm like, yo, we're playing for $100,000.

He's like, you're playing for like $45,000. So true. Huge difference. Huge difference. You're so not wrong about that. for a hundred thousand dollars like you're playing for like 45 so huge difference yeah so not wrong about that uh but yeah anyway so you and you'd get up and then you you'd drive to set and then yes then you'd go and like do the breakfast can i go back though why did you say you wouldn't want to sleep in the castle because it's scary old and drafty and like there's no room service like and get him a fucking fourth there in the morning and it doesn't even matter the room service is trash because it's scotland so it's terrible food

yeah give me some tin fish the full english breakfast every single morning was terrible uh anyway so it's just like really really long and then you know that so it's like every other day you have a challenge and that's or a mission is what we called them um and those are really taxing generally like very like i'm not don't consider myself like a super athletic person they were doing some cool shit though it's like necessarily not necessarily like because you're all trying to just win the most money for the pot right yeah it was like you're jumping out of a helicopter and they did one in the uk that was cool it was uh um laser alarms entrapment entrapment i was gonna say the only way i can describe that is

yeah and they said up and down but like so they got to do that and they had to like steal these things and get it across to the other side and then you would put the money in the bank and i was like i would love to do that it's very cool yeah so like the the shit is not because like in survivor a lot of times it's like the challenges are against each other whereas in this one what's cool about the reverse is you're you're all minus getting those shields and immunity yeah you're all doing it together so you become because those sort of things you do it's very like summer campish where yeah if you do a challenge of some sort with somebody you immediately have like a connection with them it's like remember that time

we won that game together and then all of a sudden you got to turn around and backstab them and that's where like it gets interesting so yeah but it's become so friendly in the day and then at nighttime it's like mother fuck you yeah you also can learn a lot about people by how they attempt these challenges or these missions, right? And, like, you know, you're sitting there thinking, like, if you are a traitor, you don't need immunity. Right. So you might not be working as hard.

Right. Right? But then you also got to think that person might be going balls to the wall to try to – For that exact reason. So it's a huge – I know that you know that. I know that you know yeah uh so that's a huge mind did you are you a fan of this kind of shit like would you had you watched other survivor and stuff because i also

found like i love the challenge i just was never like uh and the how i got into the challenge was i beat johnny bananas in a cooking competition called worst cooks in america and my favorite short list of people that have beaten johnny but oh i know i was very proud of it yeah he's very salty about it still wait to win that are you the worst cook are you the better cook see it's who knows like my food is better than his yeah okay i know that but it was so funny like in the green room like in between shoots of that show he'd be like and i love johnny i saw him like a couple days ago i know he's just here yeah yeah uh he'd be like doing his cameos you know he'd be like hey all right cynthia happy birthday i'm johnny bananas uh and then he'd be like all right wells you want to watch some challenge clips and i had never

watched the show and i was like yeah sure so in his own clips, he was like on YouTube, like typing in, like you, like he's like, watch this one. Why fuck this chick out of a hundred million dollars or whatever. He's like, Jesus Christ,

you're a monster. Should have pulled up the clip of CT in the backpack. Yeah. Let's watch that clip, Johnny. How about that one? Yeah. So then I go home and I'm talking to my wife and I'm like,

so she's like, how was it? I was like, well, I beat Johnny'm like so she's like how was it like well i beat johnny bananas and she's like oh from the challenge i was like yes we have to watch this show because this is crazy what this kid's doing on these things but i those guys are like ultra i mean they yeah they're like borderline professional athletes at this point it's like you know the challenges that a lot of these other shows it's like you know like throw the thing through the hoop yeah those guys it was like climb 40 stories on a ladder like the ms became like a professional yeah yeah

yeah it's like the hall brawl against like a guy who played in you know like right canadian football like i'm gonna do this yeah i lose i don't get immunity see you later man speaking of football real quick i actually have two interruptions real quick one, it's been in my head since we said it. Shout out Michael Douglas. Like the actor? Yeah. Entrapment. Well, you mean he... See, this is why we do this.

People forget. Michael Douglas got throat cancer from giving Catherine Zeta-Jones too much head. Is that true? Yeah. He got throat cancer. You can get throat cancer from that? Yeah, he got like the HPV in his throat or something like that. And he just kept on eating it until it... Well, it's Catherine Zeta-Jones. Yeah. Bro, if you told me right now that I would get cancer from doing? Yeah, he got like the HPV in his throat or something like that. And he just kept on eating it until it...

Well, it's Catherine J. the Jones. Yeah. Bro, if you told me right now that I would get cancer from doing that, I'd be like, sign me up, Catherine. I'd say every time Michael Douglas walks in a room, he should have like a town crier who announces it. It was like... This man ate Catherine J. the Jones pussy so much, he has cancer.

Continue, sir. He's the best. And then, fuck, wait, I forgot my second interruption. Continue, sir. He's the best. And then, fuck, wait, I forgot my second interruption. Oh, Brandon Jacobs today. Cocaine? Yeah, dude. Brandon Jacobs, old Giants running back who was a monster.

He was like 6'5", 300 pounds, an animal. Said he used to do coke before games in high school. And I was like, what a poor fucking kid who's just trying to get his college application up and he has to go get six, five, 300 pound coked out Brandon Jacobs. I thought he was going to say that, at least in college or the NFL. He got around the drug

test somehow. When I found out he was doing it in high school, you know there's some kid who's like 5'9", 160 pounds. This is like my team's cornerbacks. Like Brandon Jacobs. They've got the Brandon Jacobs knee. And he's fucking yipped off. I wish that he was like mic'd up for these situations.

Oh my god. This is what I did. Hey, you like. Third and one. Give me the fucking ball. Give me the fucking ball. Take it to the house. Don't tell me I have the biggest idea we should do.

All right. Yeah, put this. Let's do it. That was great. So the reason I asked if you were into it like i thought i was very much like i'm gonna show up to my thing and i'm not i don't want to lose any friends i don't want to fuck up any business relationships yeah i don't really think i'm good at i couldn't even do like the math in my head i'm like if this many people vote for this many people then i'm out so i was like i'm just gonna i'm just gonna like have fun yeah then i got in and i was like yeah you know were you did you come into it competitive i'm a

competitive person just in general but did it like change when you got there did it like like you said like your brain you were all of a sudden like really playing the game or you were just chilling yeah i mean you have i think you have to like pull yourself back because you can start to overanalyze and then get really upside down with things yeah i was just really competitive in missions because yeah i wanted to yeah it wasn't even like immunity that i was i you want to win yes i wanted to win right that was it right um but yeah i mean i i've done like we've done um murder mysteries like for parties and stuff, which I kind of attribute it to that as well. We're trying to figure things out.

And we've played a lot of Mafia or a lot of Werewolf. So wait, those games are like a boxed game or it's just something you play amongst your friends? No, it's a deck of cards. And we played it in the office here. It was probably seven of us, and we would just kind of sit there playing. It was obviously a much, much smaller production than this it but it's the exact same thing like everyone close

your eyes yeah okay they're gonna walk around and you know everyone gets a card and you know if your card is a werewolf or a townsperson then you know what you are and then everyone starts you know choosing people and that's what it was same thing like i still think i would be able to be genuine and be like yo i'm fucking telling you i'm just not a fucking traitor yeah but then but see but then the other thing that happens is is that when someone starts to defending themselves they can get upset yeah yeah that's why you're so upset bro and then yeah it's like why are you freaking out yeah what am i supposed to be am i supposed to be chill about it or am I supposed to be angry about it? Well, what I noticed is in the very beginnings, at least, there's 22 people or something like

that. And you have no information yet. And there's like one person who's like, you were, you walked through the door weird, bro. You hold, you tie your shoes funny. And then the hive mind was crazy. Like everyone was like, okay. Yeah. whole you tie your shoes funny and then the hive mind was crazy like everyone's like okay yeah so it's almost like you you know you really if you if you're manipulative like you know i got some ex-girlfriends who would fucking crush it on you know if you can manipulate people and fuck around with them like you can even if you don't know anything doesn't matter i can still just

direct this whole you know it's interesting too like how the game was presented to me versus how i'm sure it's been like first impressions matter like nick is was very much like not it's a game of lying it's a game of deduction yeah so i saw in a different way like i wasn't trying to lie i was trying to figure it out yeah yeah and it was like almost like a defense versus offense type situation i could definitely definitely see that. Are you guys going to do another one of those? There is another one this fall. We are not in it. They're doing a different cast. What's the prize?

Do they have the prize or not? Prize is $250,000. Well, $125,000. $250,000 prize. We got boned on this one. We started it. I mean, we stole it from Survivor. But we started it a few years ago, and we did smaller productions of it.

And it was under our umbrella. It was our thing. And then it was taken to a higher level, and we just got nipped out of it. At least we were contestants. It became big, and I went from the host of it to a contestant of it. And now the fourth season, I'm just happy.

I know that. I know that gig. I'm good there. You know that game. Sucks. Yeah, I mean, you played your cards right. Was The Bachelor

the first thing you ever did? Or Bachelorette? On TV, yeah. What does that mean, though? On TV? Well, I was a radio host before that yeah but as far as like reality tv competition stuff that's what you did right yeah i remember watching that being like that would be i think i've said this before when we

interviewed you like that would be my only the only person i could ever identify with on the bachelor bachelorette would be you well i appreciate that i was just gonna say i'm i'm not like a huge reality guy but every time we, you don't strike me as one. So it's funny that you're so successful at it. Yeah. I don't know if I wasn't successful at it. She didn't like me. You ever talk to that girl?

Yeah, every once in a while. Because you also like, but you became something. So it's like, you know, you vote out these guys and you never hear from them again. It's one thing. When it's like, oh, I you at this uh white party or whatever and it's like you very much didn't like me and voted me off of a show on national tv we were cool it was very very evident that she wasn't sexually attracted to me yeah uh but she appreciated i said i identify with you that's kind of like uh but but she appreciated me because i was i think i was a

good time like i was i was friend zone gift again i also think that production was like this guy is helping us tell this story so well in interview do not fucking get rid of him what is that like i mean i don't know if that's true but i always think because i every week i was like the fact that i'm still here is insane. I go sit down like this would be like my interview camera. I was like, what am I still doing? I've never been invited on a one-on-one date. What am I doing here?

I haven't made out with this chick. Like, I have no idea. That's very funny. And then the funniest part of it was I had gotten so far that they had to come and ask me what I wanted to do for my hometown date, which is like when you get to the end and they have to meet your family. And I remember sitting down with Louie, who is a producer, still a dear friend of mine. And he goes, okay, so what do you want to do for your hometown date? And I go, Louie, you and I both fucking know this i'm not never gonna happen what are we doing right now what is that like when you are and you had never kissed her

yeah that's how i got you never made out yeah i'll get i'll get to that so far so i was like what are you talking about man he goes no she really likes you what do you know she doesn't he was like yeah yeah and i was, I know why you're doing this. And he was like, why? He's like, because there's six guys left. And if one guy walks back in, that's like, wait, you guys all talked about hometowns? I'm obviously getting kicked off. So I was like, I know why you're doing this.

I was like, let's just go get a beer. That's great. See, he's a perceptive man though he's gonna be good on traders i figured out the whole thing but it was so funny i remember i figured it out so quickly who was going home and who wasn't on that show because of camera positions and so i'd sit there like in rose ceremonies and you all the cameras would shift so Yeah. Oh, so-and-so's fucked. You started to notice that we were running around looking for a key or an immunity idol. Yeah. And if you got close, all of a sudden, three cameramen swarmed you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I think I'm close to the fucking thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What were you going to say there? What is that like when you're one-on-one with her? Well, mine was messed up. They painted me to be like an unathletic person which i wasn't like i played like ball in high school and college and

shit but i was like fucking crazy because again i remember being like i'm i would be like well i'm not athletic i wouldn't be able to do any of these challenges and shit you played ball in college i played soccer and rugby in college and so so we had this football date. I would have been fuming at the end. So we had this football date where we played at Steeler Stadium, which was dope. And so the guy who won the show with JoJo was Aaron Rodgers' brother, Jordan Rodgers. He was on ESPN. He played at Vanderbilt and I think Miami. He had a rocket arm.

And so we're playing touch football, and he's like, dude, you're my Wes Welker. I was just running like little digs and just like peeling off five, ten yards. I had like four touchdowns, two picks, one pick six. And they didn't show the shit? No, they cut like all of it out. And then what happened was, how it ends,

if you go back, and this is so long ago, and I'm not really bitter anymore, but I am. Totally not. So what happens is, is that we're winning, and I catch, like, whatever, over the middle ball. And this guy, Derek, comes in, and he grabs the ball and strips it from me, and then he runs and runs in for a touchdown. And that's how the game ends. That's not how it really ended at all. That happened in the middle of the game, number one.

And number two, it was like touch football. So the second I got touched, I was like, all right, play's over. So I was like, all right. And then they were like, no, no, no, he stripped the ball. I was like, well, he touched me to take the ball away from me. Right, right. So if you watch the episode, it looks like I lose the game. And I was like,

I would sue ABC. I was so frustrated. I would do this on every interview ever. By the way, let me just tell you something about season 10 years ago. That's one of the worst. I would rather be edited as the villain, as the backstabber,

as the asshole, as the nerd, to just be like, yo, I just smoked all these guys and you just made me look like the loser? Well, I won in the end, for sure. And so after that, Jordan, I think he had to award the MVP of the game. And I, of course, got it.

And then they don't show that because it makes no sense in the context of the storyline. So I'm watching it back and I'm like, damn, they're making me be the skinny, of course, got it. And then they don't show that because it makes no sense in the context of the storyline. So I'm like watching it back and being like, damn, they're making me be the skinny, hipster radio guy, which I was fine with. That was cool. It's also not the worst. Yeah, I wasn't the asshole or whatnot. And then for the date, so I never kissed her because I was never alone with this woman. I was only on these group dates, you know?

So I get to like, we're in like Uruguay or Argentina and I'm like, I had no- I had like a honeymoon vacation. I was like, I don't know why I'm so hungover because the night before we played cards and I drank so much Malbec wine and I'm so hungover and all of a sudden the date card comes in and it says like, I'm like hung over and all of a sudden the date card comes in and it says like

uh I'm like what am I fucking doing here it says it says best of me best of me muchacha which in Spanish means kiss me kiss me fuck boy so all the guys all these hungover assholes are sitting around me and they're like what does that mean and of course i'm the only one with like half a brain about like what uh it means in spanish i'm like i know it doesn't mean yeah yeah it means kiss me kiss me you know buddy and uh and they're like what does that mean and i have to tell them i'm like yeah i haven't i haven't kissed her yet and everyone's like what and i'm like fuck you man stupid group date all right i've never been alone with this person i spent 17 minutes with their total group dates are one of the most like what are we doing this is so stupid that's so like high school too yeah you

haven't kissed her yeah we've all kissed her it's like cameraman what's going on so then we go on this date and they sent me the weirdest date man if you watch it back we walk around Argentina it's so hot I'm hung over I'm like got flop sweat I'm just like I don't want to do this and then we go

and it's like performance art and it's these it's like this pool that can like raise up and down um and it's like a glass bottom pool and so it's these two people kind of sliding around on this pool it's called um fuerte brutsa or something like that it's like a performance art thing that happens i think they had it in new york but it's like south american and so we walk in and i know that like i'm supposed to make out with her like that's what this date's about and like that happens. I think they had it in New York, but it's like South American. And so we walk in and I know that like I'm supposed to make out with her. Like that's what this date's about. And like

you know, I have to really show that I'm a man or whatever. And so there's this pool thing above us. And it was a kind of a beautiful moment. These people are kind of like slipping and sliding around us and they kind of like land right in front of us. And I got two cameras on me and a producer being god and all of a sudden it's

just this and they're wearing like speedos and it's just i just see dick and balls and just like vag and i'm like is this really this is it this is the moment hold on guys am i supposed to make out with her with yeah so i don't do i'm like i'm like i i think i even i was like i know i'm supposed to make out with you but like it's just too much cock and balls right now for me me that is so then we get up we go in this thing and you went in the pool so yeah they put me in a speedo

and I remember I have interviews of being like you guys are just trying to just demasculate me every step of the way because I'm not like totally jack totally jacked, you know? Yeah. Like a speedo.

Put this dress on, Will. What the fuck are we doing? No, I think it was, like, ballet. Oh, my God. So I get in there, and then finally, like, we squirm around this water, and we make out. And it's fine, you know? And then afterwards, like, we go to dinner.

You know, you do that thing, and, like, you tell, like, your deep, dark secrets or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, I didn't go to dinner you know you do that thing and like you tell like your deep dark secrets or whatever and i'm like yeah i i didn't have any you know a normal guy yeah you know i just broke up with a girlfriend from like for like four years we were together and uh yeah well she wasn't my person and worst thing ever happened to me was uh the football game edit yeah do you remember that remember when the nuts were in my curls earlier today? And then she dumped me, and I was like, ah! You kissed me one time? Am I a bad kid?

So that's brutal. Let me tell you this much. You get dumped by The Bachelorette, and then you go real life marry Sarah Hyland. I think JoJo Fletcher is probably sitting at home going, wait a minute. I might have fucked that up. I don't know. If Sarah Hyland. I think JoJo Fletcher is probably sitting at home going, wait a minute, I might have fucked that up. I don't know. If Sarah Hyland... This whole Rogers family is pretty insane.

I could have been that and instead I'm this. I think maybe... Tell me more about ivermectin, brother-in-law. The Speedo. We fluff up before? Yeah, I probably did. Yeah, of course you did. You can't just go out in a Speedo without a little blood flow.

I remember when I was on the Out and About, which is a podcast here with two gay guys, and I was on their live stream, and Joey was like, would you put on a bikini for us? And I was like, fine, where is it? And then I went into Joey's bedroom and put on like a bikini and I put on the speedo on and I was like you gotta be fucking kidding me it was like it was like winter in New York freezing cold I was like god fucking they fucked me they fucked me I already said yes on the stream that I do I I got to walk out there like this.

Did you get Me Too'd? That show, you get Me Too'd left and right. It is. If you want to make it in this town, kid, you got to put on that speedo over there. I think it was a Christmas live stream. And they were like, do you want to come over for dinner? And I was like, sure, I'd love to. That's how it starts.

Go up to the apartment. Do you want to be in a Marvelbie film standing in joey's room looking i was like maybe there's another bikini the bikini salt when we did the toboggan uh and we put on those like onesies those are like kind of like thick too yeah so it wasn't as bad, but I remember being like, oh, I look like a Barbie, like a Ken doll. There's nothing there. That's not what I was hoping. How about that guy, the pole vaulter who lost because of his dick?

Yeah. But did he lose? I know, right? I'm going to lose. See the big winner. Yeah, letting the whole world know that it's because of your dick is pretty awesome. The funniest thing about that is, aside from you see it flop you see his body kind of go like in the air his dick gets flopped and he knows he didn't make it obviously he just goes yeah like he knew he just like once again fuck me again once again this giant dong

ruined the day yeah it is one of those things where you're like, well, at least I've heard, you know, guys who I know who had big dicks are like, it's kind of a pain in the ass sometimes. Yeah, it is. But that's got to be the funniest one where it's like, oh, yeah, you think you have a big dick's great? What about when it ruins four years of work?

Get over the fucking... It's like, I'll take it. I'll still take that trade, bro. The Sha'Carri Richardson Nike commercial. She has a very good commercial where it's like, it may look like 10 seconds to you, but it's a lifetime of work to me. It's the exact inverse of that.

This is a lifetime of hardship for me. Yeah. He should have rolled it up like a Cinnabon, though. Tied around your leg a couple times. Come on, buddy. That's very funny. You know that was Steve McNair's nickname? What. Come on, buddy. That's very funny. That's what, you know how Steve McNair's nickname?

What? Cinnabon. Because it wrapped up? Yeah. Holy shit. I lived in Nashville, did radio for a long time over there, and so we covered a lot of Titans games. And I'd have players on, they'd be like, yeah, Cinnabon.

No. Cinnabon that. I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, yeah, it was so big he had to roll it up. That was like a party trick. No, like before games. Like it wouldn he had to roll it up. Before games. Roll it up into his cup? I don't know. I thought it was like,

I can do this. Check this out. The way that I heard it was, it was like, this was for his cup, I think. See, that does sound like a nightmare, though. Yeah. My... That was the most like, let's all just like a nightmare, though. Yeah. My.

That was the most like, let's all just take a second and picture. The best pregnant pause of all time. Nobody wants that. Girls don't want that. Guys don't want that. Yeah, they don't want that. Not even Catherine Zeta-Jones wants that girls don't want that guys don't want girls don't want that oh no yeah they don't want that not even Catherine Zeta-Jones wants that

she wants someone to get throat cancer what I want though what I want is just muck it up the nickname like I want somebody to be like

yeah they call them Cinnabon yeah yeah yeah you know without having to have the Cinnabon because that lives forever. Right. That's also the shit.

Every, maybe, you don't maybe, maybe you don't marry Cinnabon, but every girl wants to have a Cinnabon one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll go to the mall, they'll go to the food court,

and they'll buy the Cinnabon, and they'll be like, I'm sick from that. Too much. Yeah, too much. Too many calories. I'm never eating that again, but they will all try it once.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And as long as you have the Cinnabon. Lee Corso is one. I believe Lee Corso. Lee Corso has a hog. I think he's – this is like I heard in college. So I went to Florida State, and I believe Lee Corso went there as well.

It was like a baby's arm holding an apple. That was Lee Corso? That's what I heard. No way. But that is also like it is the ultimate – big dick stories are the ultimate you hear at one sec. That's true. heard. But that is also like, it is the ultimate, big dick stories are the ultimate. You hear it once. Like that's true.

Oh, totally. There's also just no reason for me to like not believe it. Yeah. They kind of believe in Santa Claus. I think it's funny. What is the equivalent for women of having a big dick? Yeah.

Big vagina. They got HPV. I would say like giving really good head. Like the rumors that you give good head. Yeah, okay. Because like every guy would be like, I want to try that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like maybe like no gag reflex. That. Right? That might because that is certainly one. Oh, he's got a big dick. Oh, he's got no gag reflex. And then those two get married.

You know, it works perfect. Like just like a big ass. No. Yeah, but big ass you can see. Because married you know it works perfect like a big ass no yeah but big ass you can see you see it and it's like there's no rumors that's just part of like

I think you're hot because you have a big ass there's nothing like I want to have sex with it's the lore of it yes right yeah

the lore it's a little something behind closed doors something that maybe not everybody else has and makes you want to be like I'll try that at least once yeah

yeah or like the girls some girls like put their like legs behind their head yeah that's pretty neat yeah that's pretty neat that's funny i know in high school we had a girl with a uh tattoo on her vagina and that was always like on it or just like around like it was like one of those like high hip type yeah and it was like there was some like wow oh yeah because also there's the implication that you got you got a hooch tattoo you're not gonna be you know civil in bed you're gonna you're gonna be crazy yeah but in my experience i feel like they will never live up to like what you think it's gonna be you know the ones that always look like they're freaks are the worst and then like the librarian girls you're like whoa what the hell what just

happened to you did the uh for a michael douglas moment since speaking of hooch tattoos i have to bring up the craziest one of all time pauline gretzky was you know pauline gretzky Pauline Nagretzky was you know Pauline Nagretzky at all she has uh Pauline Nagretzky's father daughter number 99 right above her pussy really

interesting it's an interesting choice it's very interesting the way to put it I'm a Pauline Nagretzky stan over here

yeah beautiful her husband seems cool yeah but like every time it's like yo your dad like owns that. Yeah.

What does this mean to you? Right. And what does it mean to like Wayne? Like Wayne must be like, I don't want that. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I have a daughter. If that she has a radio logo, I do not even want to think about that. Yeah.

I don't think about that. And if the whole world knew. Yeah. Well, the whole I don't want to think about that. And if the whole world knew? Yeah. Well, the whole – I didn't know. No, no one knows. It's like – it's my good luck. I like to bring it up. It is –

But enough people know. Really? Yeah. You can – if you throw it at Google, Pauline Gretzky tattoo, there's some pics of it. You can see it. Oh, it's like – Like her in a paparazzi shot of her in a bikini or something. Because it's like –

There was one – It's covered, but not – it's not like – It's more like a hip thing. There there was one magazine photo shoot was the first time i ever saw i think i blogged it i might i'm like this is a big story for me uh this was a career-making defining moment i think i was like this is your water gate you broke the story yeah deep throat was it woodward and bernstein yeah i'm both baby yeah it was like she had some she's in some green top and a green it was the the green brother i know exactly what you're talking about it was the green bikini bottom she's wearing it's like it's like a

mesh yeah aside from obviously covering the real goods but like it's mesh the rest of the way and i was like what the hell is that? And I zoomed in. It's in 99, in hockey jersey, number font. I was like, that's a Wayne Gretzky tattoo. That is so beyond not healthy and weird. I don't love that. And then you get together with her and you're like...

And also, how does DJ feel about this? If he's going down like it's like can i get you know like a like my master's jacket on there or something can i get a little something it's actually mine now what the fuck yeah that is one of the strangest we'll take a second to picture it yeah well but it's also one of those things where it's like it's not stopping anybody yeah yeah it's like okay this is weird but let's go great one yeah dj dj didn't notice it for the first three months oh yeah yeah cool all right let's go fishing um can we talk love island or is that a source subject

why just because so sarah used to be the host right i didn't know if that like ended badly or no she just got um she got offered to do um uh little shop of horrors on oh okay uh off broadway okay i thought i didn't know if it was like they so she she moved on from no uh yeah she moved on for it and if'm being honest with, when she originally was offered this job, I was like, I do the bad reality TV shows. You are the classy actor. You're talented.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's for people like me who have no talent. Not to say that anyone hosting anything is not talented, but that was the joke I made. I was like, no, go act. Like, you're so good at this.

But no, she loved doing it. You guys were were fans or she was a fan of it totally yeah so that's also the thing maybe it's also like acting but it's like i love this show i want to be for sure and she was a huge fan of paradise right which we still do so and that's kind of like a rip off like you guys ripped off survivor yeah love island ripped off total paradise for sure and so she'd come to Paradise and she's like, this is so fun. Like the fact that you get to do this every single day.

So her getting the opportunity to do that, I think was really, really fun. And she did a couple seasons of it. She did, they filmed one in Santa Barbara, which was dope

because she could just drive there. Oh, wow. Yeah. Because then going to Fiji. Fiji's a motherfucker. Yeah. We just learned also that fiji doesn't have good food which shocks me terrible how is that they're like

they're trying to do american food and it's like just do whatever the fijian thing is yeah yeah uh that was one thing that sarah was like your gig is so much better than this one because the food is so much because you're in mexico it's like tacos and beer i can't fuck it up i know like scotland and the uk and in that area it's pretty notorious for bad food but just a nation being like yeah no we don't do food yeah it's crazy to me that's not our scene they they don't do good food and they are also on island time. So it just takes, you're like, when is this cheeseburger that I'm going to hate going to get here? Yeah. We were just, the chicks in the office went over there to do the after show and they were

talking to some of the people. They lost like 15 pounds while they were there. And like, in the end you're just eating, you know, granola bars. Cause you're like, yeah,

for sure. I always thought Fiji is, you know, those, those huts with the, you as those huts in the water. Yeah. That's got to be the ultimate paradise. Well, so they film it on the main island,

which is not as dope as all the other little kind of offshoot islands. I would have thought they give you this awesome house, and they load it up with great food and great drinks and everything. But yeah. So if you're there for the whole, the long haul, you're like, yeah,

it's always, and it's a long, that's what was crazy about, uh, that shoot for me because like, so we film paradise in about a month, right? Like it's a little bit less,

but like with pre-production, pre post-production, it's about a month is that every day every day yes every single day uh like rose rose ceremonies are nice because i don't have to work until nighttime yeah usually just kind of chill and then it goes real late it goes it's like five in the morning um but like for for that for they were paying you brother yeah but i was only getting half because of fucking taxes. But for Sarah's gig and for Love Island,

they're filming all day, every day, forever. Yeah, non-stop. And I was like, man, is there an episode every single day? It's like, when is this show going to end? You've actually died. This is hell. It's kind of interesting from a TV point of view. like every single day this is like what is this you've actually died this is hell and also it's kind of an interesting from a tv point of view i was kind of thinking like i think these producers and editors are putting like the rest of the industry on notice because it's like i don't

know why it takes you guys six months to do this we turn it around in 24 hours i was like amazed it's a shitty you know it's like okay they can turn it around because it's like security footage it's good footage and edited well and like and so it's like we know you could do this in about 48 hours yeah and it takes you guys half a year like what's even what the fuck is going on what's even crazier is the logistics of it all they're not editing it in fiji they're editing it back in california so like they're having to send that's a lot of footage 24 hours worth of my camera your camera her camera and then they got to put it all together editing it back in California. So they're having to send, that's a lot of footage to send over. I mean, it's 24 hours worth of my camera, your camera, her camera, and then they've got to put it all together to make one

show. I know. Everyone's worried about all the energy Bitcoin uses. I think we should be concerned about the reality TV. You've got to service and feed here. What's so crazy about that one, I was just going to say, the amount of what they're doing is what's surprising and shocking but also how they're doing it is very interesting because it's completely different than paradise where like we have camera guys

and sound guys and producers kind of floating with cast right so like you're around them um in love island all the cameras are are hidden yeah they're like those they're like the the cameras that they use at football games you know like those like long rectangular ones yeah like that and they're hidden behind these like this like grass mesh and so i the reason why it's genius is like paradise is great because it's like all our all-stars like the best people from the bachelor the bachelorette get to go do that show because they're just so fun at making tv right and these people that are coming to do the show like aren't tv makers right and the way that they get around them being great at is that they have no idea what's being filmed and what's not right you know they don't know when they're running on or when they're not you know right

when you say the camera's hidden and then say it's behind green mesh, is it hidden hidden or are you like, I'm pretty sure that's a fucking camera. Yeah, they know where it is. Oh, okay. But it's so much different than like if it's like in the audio. If you're having a conversation and it's like, oh, I know the camera's over there, but an hour later you're like, oh, shit, I forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That kind of thing. For sure. So anyways, I think that the show is genius in the way that they later, you're like, oh shit, I forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that kind of thing. For sure. So anyways, I think that the show is genius in the way that they're doing it. Like Big Brother does it as well. Right. But that I felt like was always like,

you could go online if you want to watch it, like 24 hours. And maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Big Brother was the same way. This felt pretty revolutionary to me. And that, I mean,

when I, when I went down to the Love Island rabbit hole, I did it around the same time as Traitors. I was like, this is like a job. Oh yeah. Nine o'clock every night. I gotta fucking watch this show. My same time as Traitors I was like this is like a job oh yeah nine o'clock every night I gotta watch this my wife was hosting it I was like I don't know if I can get through this week can we guys watch a recap episode but anyways I will say this so like I know the show is doing really really well this year and like it's the cast the casting is phenomenal I mean they are is doing an amazing job

like the the it's just taking off and i'm just happy for i think it's itv who makes the show and peacock and everyone's just doing a very good job yeah the the i thought it was so fascinating you you really they really don't have phones and connections the outside world no so like those guys and girls didn't realize because uk was really the big one and american was like by the way what is the difference because you you're in fiji and there's people of all cultures why is it america i don't know that actually so uh you know love island usa is popular but not that popular you really don't know that oh season six is the breakout so you come home and you're just famous

yeah you know you come home and you just have a million more followers it's like that's got to be a wild trip because that kind of happens with everybody but they at least kind of know by the time it airs and shit like yeah this is just like you went in normal and you came out hated or beloved or whatever you know what's even crazier is that we don't really do this in the Bachelor world, but I know they do it in Love Island. You can go out there to film and never make the show, like never come on. Like they'll just keep you in the hotel room. Really?

Yeah. And you just stay the whole time? Yeah. Wait, what? What do you mean? Like they'll cast 30 people or whatever and then they'll only have like 20 people come on but you but you do this stuff you just get cut out of the edit or no you never even come on and they'll even do oh like because you get like invited as a bombshell yeah like

they might just be like not this one we don't think it's gonna be good and this one's better and like also like knowing what the cast is i'm not a producer on this show or a casting director on the show this is just how i think it goes is that like whoever's in the in the house at the time they know what they're what they're into yeah yeah so if you have a like a woman or a guy who like is not going to match up it doesn't behoove them to bring them in yeah yeah so you go out there for so you can go on this go on be like, I'm going to have a million zillion followers and sell a bunch of diarrhea tea and then nothing happens.

Or you can. No, I want to talk to that person. Yeah, I know. I thought it was going to be my big break. Some jacked guy who's like, I'm going to be the hottest dude

in the world. You didn't even make it. I just ate shitty food in Fiji for a month. I did not know that. That's very interesting. Yeah. It's a whole world, man.

I mean, you've done enough of them now that I feel like you're like a reality tv show pro in it where like you said when those people they don't know that they're being filmed yeah i feel like now like you're gonna you go on traders you go on something else you know yeah you know what's like oh okay they're gonna pull the rug out from under me over here they're gonna trick me here they're fucking me over there you know it's like you gotta be on your toes the whole time yeah or not and then just be really great at being like chaotic yeah which is a like a big character yeah on a lot of those shows i feel like

you're kind of you just go in at as like charismatic not chaotic yeah like you're not gonna like be a villain you might not be like the the hero but just like i i feel like people like you and you talk like yeah it's not me it was never my dna to be like the asshole you know but i was also super uh cognizant of like because i was a radio host for so long i was really good at self-editing just because like the fcc violations i was always worried about so when i went in the show i was like i'm not gonna say and then you know they want you to say things like i'm not gonna say that yeah i'll say it like the way that i want to say it i suppose uh i see when when we were on it i was i took the opposite approach where like i didn't do the i did the conventionals but i would just go and be like what do you want me to

say yeah i will say it like i was actually very like i don't want to I don't want to give you the ammo so that you can make fun of me on the edit where it's like episode one I'm going to win this whole thing and then I get voted off right away but then we did like post stuff where they needed some voiceovers and I was like alright I'll give you I know I'm getting voted off tonight so let me give you some

cocky shit in the beginning the producers would ask you such leading questions just tell me what you like you're trying to get something out of it. There's a storyline here that I don't know. I'll fucking say it so I can get back up to my factory. You guys are now too far. We're too far gone.

You know too much now. You now understand that production value. With this show, you're like, I know it works and what doesn't. What do you need me to do? They'd be like, so and so did this that must have been upsetting for you speak about that what what are the words you need out of my mouth yeah yeah yeah but it's different though like with like bachelor bachelorette that's like a very serious love story right and like it's

a lot about like your journey and it's very serious but then with paradise it's like it opens as a joke like everyone is making a joke of themselves and so that's i think it's a lot about like your journey and it's very serious but then with paradise it's like it opens as a joke like everyone is making a joke with themselves and so that's i think it's much more fun to make that show because then i do feel more inclined like sit down in an interview and be like okay what's the funny thing that we can do right here yeah this girl hasn't shit in three weeks like what do we do you know like and the fact that you're in mexico like just have a glass of water my girl uh and so that makes it what opens it up a little probably that but what aside what was like your favorite maybe behind the scenes storyline that was going on in your bachelor time in your paradise time uh or maybe not even behind the scenes maybe it was on

camera but like what was the most absurd my favorite thing that's ever happened to me there's this guy named uh jordan kimball who like was like a male model and he uh was really into this girl named jenna and there was another guy named his name was pigeon for some reason and pigeon hated jordan kimball and would just fuck with them and one day jordan was wearing the most ridiculous outfit in the world which was like it was like a tank top floral situation that was the same pattern as the shorts and it was just odd right but he because he's a middleman like he thought he could like pull it off and maybe he did i don't even know and it was just odd, right? But he, because he was a middle-minded, like he thought he could like pull it off. And maybe he did. I don't even know.

And it was this girl, Jenna's birthday or whatnot. And so Jordan had like gotten her a cake or something, did some like beautiful gesture. And Pigeon wanted to fuck up his night. And so he got him, got her like this huge stuffed stuffed dog right but it wasn't like a little stuffed dog it was like one that you win at like the carnival right and he brings it

down and like interrupts the date and you have this like very handsome like chiseled jaw model in like the most ridiculous, like tank top onesie set ever, just losing his mind and grabbing this gigantic dog and be like, fuck you pigeon. And then dragging it into the, the roaring surf and throwing it into the surf. And then it just, and I'm sitting there at my bar just like taking shots. Be like, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Fuck you, pigeon. And there's like the dogs dead in the water. I was like, where did this come from? You get that front row view of the whole show. I can picture the exact outfit too. I'm happy we moved past that. But there was that era where guys were trying to do their romper look. It was like the same shirt and shorts.

You're like, dude, this looks terrible. There was a moment where we literally, when the male romper had a moment on BuzzFeed, they called it the romp him or the momper or something like that. I forget. I think it was romp him. I think romp him was the one that got stuck. And we were, you know, at the time we sold any merch under the sun. And we made like a sample to see how it would work out.

It did not work out. It did not work out. It was like, oh my God, no. The world is a better place for it. The joke ends here. We are not doing those things, man. I think you and Sarah should make a reality TV show production company.

I think you guys are like the experts. You've hosted it. You've watched it. You've done it all. We keep on getting approached to do like a... You guys should host Love is Blind. No shade to Lachey and Vanessa. Vanessa, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're not my favorite. You guys would be unbelievable in that. All right. Well, you have their people call our people. We'll figure that out. Those are all my guilty pleasures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They want us to do like one of those like Kardashian shows.

Oh, really? And we're like, no. That's a bit much. That's a bit much. Way too much. Do you guys have kids no no yeah that that to me like a 24 or at least you know seemingly 24 7 type of thing where you just watch my life yeah you have to have such a level for sure of self-confidence to do that because like i'd just be like well i would well no it's gonna be a really boring show yeah

yeah you guys also do seem normal enough that it's like yeah i was gonna watch us watch love island like yeah yeah what are you gonna get out of this like i'm gonna play golf today yeah i heard you were golfing with our boy frankie borelli yeah how'd that go great yeah um he's pretty good very good are you are you on that level we have the exact same handicap so you're good too which is very interesting i've actually i don't think i've ever played with someone where it was like we both have the exact same handicap. He's great. Down to the decimal point. He's awesome.

Who won, if you will. How did you play? I played better than he did this last time. But we played teams, so I think it actually ended up being a wash. But I beat him in score. But that's not really what we were playing the time we before we played at pinehurst before the u.s open and i was like i didn't really know frankie at the time and i a little mouthy i love it i like to drink uh so i was like i'm gonna

fuck i was like i'm fucking you up frank. I'm taking down Barstool guy. And he's like, yeah, okay, let's go, you know. And the front nine, I destroyed, like destroyed them. I was like, there's no way they're coming back. And if motherfucking Frankie Borelli, is that his last name? If he didn't flip me on the back nine, shoot like one under on the back. But I know what he did. The whole thing was like sponsored by Fireball. Fireball.

I mean, all of a sudden, he was like, he's got a camera in his hand. The video's out there, and he's like, all right. I'm like, cheers, boys, with Fireball. And he's like, Fireball, ignite the night. And I was like, what the fuck? Is this an ad? This is a first to an ad. ball and he's like fireball ignite the night and i was like what the is this a man yeah and then i drank a lot of those and all of a sudden i was like yeah frankie beat smart play very good being very very good friends yeah yeah i think you two have very similar personalities frankie's got a mouth on him too i know and i pitched i pitched to him i was like i want to do

i want to do a and maybe we cut this i don't know pitched to him i was like i want to do i want to do a and maybe we cut this i don't know for them but i was like i want to do bachelor guys versus bar oh god what do you say to that he was like great yeah i hope so yeah that's that because i know trent's like a big idea that would be like the host and play and all that i think that'd be really fun that would be a huge hit if they don't that, I don't think we have to cut that. Yeah. We can leave it in for the pressure. Yeah.

Do it. Do it. All right, man. Well, I'm going to look forward to watching you on traders. I hope you, I hope you are a trader.

Okay. I would like to see, what do you think I'd be better at? Well, I think you are a nice charismatic dude. I think I would have trouble being a traitor yeah but i also think then i would buy like i'd be like you just got to do it you just gotta become like a kind of a scumbag for a couple weeks you know um and then in the end you hope that people just realize it's a game you know yeah which is the fun way like i hear like

actors say that a lot like it's fun to play the villain. That's the opposite of what I am. I'm me every day. I'm fucking sick of being this. I want to be a bad guy. I can't decide if I... I think I'm a pretty good liar, but weeks of it would probably weigh on me. I think I would... Well, I don't know if you can say it or not,

but I think you would kind of squirm being a traitor at first. Struggle with it. Yeah, so I'm not going to say either way, obviously, because I'll get sued. That was the other thing I was wondering. I mean, theoretically, you could plan this whole thing, and if someone goes rogue, the whole thing's fucked, right? Yeah.

Do you sign like a penalty or something like that? For sure. Like a crazy NBA. But is it like if you – because you could just stand up and go, I am the trader, and their whole season's fucked. yeah yeah i don't even know i'm not dumb enough to do that but i'm sure that there is some penalty i would put something like you have to pay us a million dollars because if you filmed half a season and then someone decided to go rogue it's all done you know it's all ruined uh i i was talking before i went on the show they're like okay so if you are a trader or or if you're not like how are you going to do it and i was like i'm going to

employ the george costanza method of it's not a lie if you believe it yes sir it's so true all right so uh when do we know when it airs i think it's in january oh okay so we have some time yeah all right cool um all right man well i hope things are it airs? I think it's in January. Oh, okay. So we have some time. Yeah. All right. Cool. All right, man. Well, I hope things are good. Things are good with Sarah? She's good? Yeah, things are good.

Yeah, go see Little Shop of Horrors before it's over. When's it over? Big Broadway guy. Who's a big Broadway guy? Are you? It's a fantastic show. Where do you guys live? West, right?

Well, yeah, we're in LA. But we're staying in Midtown. While the show's running? Yeah. But I got a feeling, because she was a Broadway kid as a child, right? That's how she started. And she's been really, really enjoying going back to her roots and stuff. It's really cool. Is it like seven days a week sort of thing?

Yeah, eight shows a week, yeah. So she's got her own version of Love Island where you're doing it every fucking night that's another thing where i'm like i don't know how they do it for other shows like it's her she's like killing it right now i'm super proud of her uh but the show is amazing so it she plays audrey i don't know if you've ever seen the movie yeah um and then um the guy who plays seymour is and Barth Feldman, who was in the Jennifer Lawrence movie where she's trying to get this kid. No hard feelings. Yeah. And he is so good.

It's awesome. I think he's like the next. Because he was in Dear Evan Hansen. He was in High School Musical the Musical and everything. I think he's like the next big thing. So it's a good show. Watching actors act is fucking awesome. everything i think he's like the next big thing so it's a good show the watching like actors act yeah it's fucking is awesome like i just saw it's already over but i just went to see uncle

vanya which was a steve carell which is like so sick just watching like that's fucking steve carell acting right yeah um so i'm definitely check out a little shot i hear some rumblings that they're that people are trying to get a Modern Family comeback. Yeah, I've heard of it. They wanted to do – well, they did a commercial for, like, WhatsApp or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think that made people think that something was happening. I heard, like, people want a movie, but –

Oh, that's what it was. Yeah. I don't think that that's true. It would be great. Such a great goddamn show, though. Yeah, it would be great. We need a third house somewhere let's make the bachelor versus barstool golf happen let's make the modern family movie yeah we've solved everybody you know it's probably for everybody yeah and uh i mean it wouldn't

make it not i mean it would be a smash hit what the modern family for sure both of them but a modern family reunion movie would be mega mega yeah yeah yeah so all right man good stuff all right thanks guys thank you so much សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you. Bye.