KFC Radio - KFC Responds To Rone's Diss Track - Full Episode

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. He's like, I'm not super well-versed in the world, but he's like a three-time Battleground champion, right? Two? Soon to be three. He's arguably like one of the greatest of all time? Yep, yep. But that's where I'm saying I would... All right, it's another edition of KFC Radio.

We are back in the trenches. Once again, I find myself embroiled in another rap battle. This is... I mean, I've been... I don't know what the response is supposed to be to this. I've been laughing quite a bit because... I mean, you've made the worst bed possible. You have made a bed of hay on a prison floor in Thailand. Starting a battle rap with a world-class two-time champion battle rapper, probably not the best. Probably not my smartest of moves.

I don't know if you know this yet. When I did the Yak on Monday, we were talking about Roan's tweet to Ben Stiller. Yeah. And so probably while Roan was in the booth, I was saying into a microphone, it's important to remember with Roan, he can fucking cut you down. I was like, every once in a while, Roan will get big and turn into the Hulk. I probably should have looked at the Ben Stiller response. All Ben Stiller said, I thought that when the Ben Stiller thing first happened,

I thought it was going to be like he was trash in Philly. The Ben Stiller tweet just said, I love Jalen Brunson. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The tweet was just Rich Eisen said, no player ever made me feel like Bernard King did, but Jalen Brunson. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The tweet was just Rich Eisen said, no player ever made me feel like Bernard King did, but Jalen Brunson has done that. And Ben Stiller said, I agree. Or agree, that was it.

And, yeah, maybe that should have been my first hint that Roan might be prone to overreacting. Well, you can't call a battle rapper washed up. Like, did you expect this? No. No? No can't call a battle rapper washed up. Did you expect this? No. No? No. I mean, for what I said in one minute, man?

I didn't watch either. I said you have a pointy nose and you look like the girl from A League of Their Own. I'll say that. I haven't watched either. I asked about it on the stool scenes yesterday, and I was like, Daley, have you listened? And I was like, no. And they were have you listened? And I was like, no. And they were like, why?

And I was like, would you watch your friend fight a grizzly bear? But I saw yours, too. I guess if that – It's like if you walk to a basketball court and Michael Jordan was playing, and you're like, hey, dude, you suck. And he'd be like, well, let's fucking go. I guess. Except it's more like – I mean, what we do here is like –

I thought of it – like, I had texted Roan before anything even started. And I was like, yo, it's me and Ben Stiller versus you and Pat Bev. Let's go. And like we were joking like that. And I talked about the wow, okay. But I didn't think being like, I mean, I specifically, I said, tell him he has a pointy nose. Because I was like, I'm not going to, I don't want to like do it. I don't want to do this.

I was like, I'm going to pick out something that's like, you know, whatever. You know, you look like the girl from the league of your own. You're a washed up butler, like Pat Beds, you're Pat Beds bitch. Like, I mean, yeah, like I took a shot at him, but I did not expect this. And now I'm in a real pickle. Now I don't know what to do. One, because trying to beat a battle rapper in a battle rap is rather difficult. It's rather difficult.

He's not a battle rapper. He's arguably the greatest battle rapper of all time. But I also don't want to take it laying down. And I have written something that I think would fly. I think would fly. Please don't. I know. So then even so I think would fly. Please don't. I know. So then even, so I texted Rona.

Dude, don't. I can't, you know, you know me. I'm not, I mean, I'm not going to, I'm weighing my options, but there's no way I was just going to be like, no, not even consider it. I mean. The way I do things, I was never going to be like I'm still very I gotta be cautious but

my immediate reaction was like let's go I'm like Mick he doesn't want to fucking fight you he wants to kill you so I texted him being like if I respond is this thing going to really go south and I expected him to be like nah have fun with it let's do our thing and he was like i'll empty the tank so

well then in that case i probably will just steer clear because things will go worse for me with what he'll say again i think what i wrote it's by the way i i i this is you know and again this is being very silly because it's not like i'm a real rapper writing like real raps but for what this is about like writing jokes about people making fun of them in rhyme form every rapper real rapper who's ever in a battle when they're talking about like being on the clock should reply in like one fucking day in like one fucking hour yeah like i i fucking hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm done with what I wrote like by yesterday afternoon. What was...

Where is it real quick? I didn't have a lighter as well. I think it would be good. I was surprised at myself with what came out. But I know where he's going to take it and in order to do... in order to say what i was gonna say i have see i don't even know the battle rap world i i it's actually also very funny that this is coming on the heels of you i know being like what's very what's really cool is a pussy

i know bro it's literally it's exactly i'm% pulling a J. Cole because I'm like, this will lead to more real life problems for me that I don't want to deal with. Like when this is all said and done, I will have to deal with repercussions of this outside of the rap for like years to come. So as a J, it is a J. Cole. It's very like, I don't want to deal with that so now the difference being if i was a rapper i wouldn't ever have to pull back but uh but yes it was i mean i'm like literally j cole being like this like is not sitting right with me that's the other thing is like i i don't know up until now i – I think Rowan is a battle rapper who does that, but I was also like, oh, okay, damn. I didn't know it was like that.

It's very funny that – It's actually very similar in all ways. Like J. Cole, like I've always been like, Rowan, you're a fucking incredible battle rapper. Like every time he does it, I'm like – Yeah, so what were you doing? Because, again, I didn't think like i i don't think that response was equal but that's not i mean you don't respond equally right yeah i i mean he has every prerogative to just fucking launch the nuke i just i don't know i i like thought those were

like playful jabs and he fucking threw a knockout punch so and that's the thing is like if i i think if i say what i said then he will be totally justified to unload the tank you know what i mean so it's like it's it's hilarious yeah we're 40 year old podcasters and it's like i might ruin my life for a battle rap real well that's that is the thing i have i have too many you got you got cases pending, bro. I know. That's very rap-esque. I think you do what I suggested.

I've thought more about my suggestions. Feidelberg said do an opera dance, interpretive dance. No, I changed it. I think go interpretive dance. Because then you can't fight him in his arena, right? He's a battle rapper. But I'm not an interpretive dance. Because then you can't fight him in his arena. Right? He's a battle rapper. But I'm not an interpretive dancer. But neither is he, so we're on equal playing field now.

Right? So Rowan will be like, fuck, I got to reply with my own interpretive dance? Let's hope. Right? Right? Like if you just hit him with like a – Am I dancing to his What am I dancing to Or just

Your move bro Do like a little Rob McElhinney I mean It's provocative. It'll get the people going. He doesn't know what to do now. Everyone's like, fuck, I didn't see that coming. Imagine people just being like, okay.

Like just dead silent. Well, that's another thing that happens. It's just dead silent. Everyone's just like, what the fuck? Kevin might have won. I don't know what he just did. He started shaking your head back. Ha!

Like those Haka New Zealand guys. I was going to say, you're doing the Haka. I'm feeling very big Haka vibes here. I got a sweat going. I mean, the thing is is I do love doing it. Like the first time was like the most fun I've ever had ever making content. I thought that was so – I thought that was like the most barstool thing ever. But I thought you kind of remember that.

You're like, I wish we didn't do that. Nate, I wish I didn't. Oh, right, right, right. Nate was the first one. Nate was stupid. But Nate was like the perfect example of like – and I can't believe I'm still dealing with all this. But like I posted that because I said some things in there that were eight-miling what Nate was going to say. And boy, did that not go over well. I was like – and I was sitting there and I was like – and I remember that writing some of that stuff in that battle.

And as I did it and as I recorded it, I was like this is going to be such a problem. But this is my job. This is my career. This is what I do. Like someone comes at me. I have to come at them and I'm not going to stop, blah, blah, blah. And then I did it and then that night I was like that was not worth it. That was not worth it I remember like

I can hear just remember being like oh nope and then it was like okay I replied to Nate like I have you know I have my pride or whatever but now shit's

real fucking bad I mean that was a decade ago. And you're like, yeah, I'll do it again. I respect that. And this time around, it's not just like, oh, is it going to be a headache? It's like, oh. It's just, you know, there was a lot of money talk from Rowan. And so then if I, I don't know.

I just, I do, I do. I think what I'm going to do, I think I'm going to make it for myself. Be like, I did it and never release it. I'll leak it to a couple people if you guys want to hear it. But I'll never release it because I don't know. I can't go around to – especially if he was like, I will unload. So we all know where that's going to go and it's just going to be – I think I'm not – I don't have this ability.

But I'm going to say you can't do it. Yeah. I know. That's where – I said something to my brother. I was like, the question is, like, do I have enough left in the tank? Like, this is a young man's game. Do I have enough in the tank, and can I go at a battle rapper? And he wrote back, prob not.

I was like, that's not the confidence I needed, but okay. I needed maybe a dose of reality on that one. It's crazy you're even considering it. I think what I wrote is really good. If it didn't come out as good as I thought. See, that's even worse, I think. It's that you're not considering it for like, well, so we got to go back and forth. It's like, what I wrote is good, and I'm going to fight the battle rapper. I'm not saying what – like I don't even really expect to beat him and I'm sure the next round would be super ugly.

But as I started doing it, like I said, I like this stuff. So I was like, ah, shit. You know what I mean? I get excited about it. But it's probably not smart to let my excitement get in the way of what will probably go pretty poorly for me. But, oh, man, there's a couple lines in that. How did it go last time? Terribly?

Should we do it again? Absolutely. Well, it went terribly. It went terribly. That was a whole different story. But I think it would be more like the first one, which was like, you know, you know, real – really releasing songs and going at each other and shit like that. And it was fun. If it was different circumstances, I think I would let it fly.

And even just like let it fly and be like, he's going to fucking wallop me in round two because this is what he does. But I would be like happy to be – like, again, be a part of it. That's what I was even – it's so surreal that this is all happening at the same time in the real rap world. But I would be happy to, again, be a part of it. It's so surreal that this is all happening at the same time in the real rap world. Literally, Kendrick Lamar and Rowan's song came out on the same day. I thought that was a good tweet from you. Yeah. And I think Drake is about to launch too.

Let's focus on that one um but um but what i was saying like with the with the j cole stuff i was like you got to do it like you you might win you might lose but you got to do it you know yeah and that's where i would if again if it was different circumstances i think i would be like i will probably get smashed again but let's do it why don't you drop the word problem yes yes i will definitely get smashed. I will get smashed again. I'm not super well-versed in the world, but he's a three-time battleground champion, right? Two? Soon to be three.

He's arguably one of the greatest of all time. Yep, yep. But that's where I'm saying I don't think anyone would expect me to win. I don't think it's a huge L to lose to. It's like you said. If Michael Jordan dunks on you would be like yeah Michael Jordan beat me up in basketball yeah it's like an honor to be beat by

Rowan in a battle rap but um but yeah I just don't know it's probably long term versus short term like it's definitely one of those things where it's like I think I again I don't want to like overhype it or whatever I think what I did would be would be would be well received and then would probably get smashed and it would be fun for the people I think it would be entertaining for the people but just like at what cost because like I said last time I did it I think I'm very much over doing shit that will be a problem for me for the sake of like fans for like one afternoon yeah I mean like one afternoon maybe somebody would be on my side

and then they hear him and be like, oh no, you're dead. And then they go back to their life and I go back to my life. And it's exceedingly different. So, yeah. What can you do? Can we get a sword?

Maybe lay it down? I think you need to show it to John. And then John can... I don't want to see it. i don't want to see it i don't want to see any of this i'm out of this i'm not fucking with the battle rapper that's the other thing too is like if you do it again like i said with with j cole like if you do it you got to do it like when j cole did he kind of like half-assed it you know what i mean so if you if you do something and you and you record it you have to like say everything and then then it gets very real and then like first of all i mean like i said up until this i thought me and ron were pretty cool um and i i that's the thing with like kind of what i would say we're like you can be very cool with ron he still knows. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like, it's like a good teenager. Every, you know, like that thought you have when you walk by a teenager where you're like, here's the things that are wrong with me. And it's exactly what they would say. Yeah.

But that, well, I, I think, uh, but anyway, my point was that like, if that happens, then it's like people take sides and it does, you know, it that happens, then it's like people take sides. And then it's like I don't want all that with people who there actually is no bad blood.

You know what I mean? So it's like Sass and Francis are on his show and you're on my show. It's like you said, I don't want to be a part of this. Then it becomes a whole thing. It's like I definitely don't want that with people that I – It's one thing if it's like Dave and we're not friendly friendly or you know someone were michael rapaport where we're enemies but it's like i want to do this so what did you expect as a response you expected a rap song i didn't know i didn't i mean i didn't think it was like if he did i wasn't thinking like he if he didn't put out a song i wasn't

gonna be like wow ron didn't put out a song responding I wasn't going to be like, wow, Roan didn't put out a song responding to my one-minute man. But I thought, like, if he did do it, it would be like, you know, a couple things that he had in there. And then, like, Knicks and fucking Sixers talk the way it was. Like, I don't know. That was kind of what mine was. So I thought if he responded, it would be. I actually really didn't. I was like, I don't know if this is enough for him to for him to like take the time to like get in a booth and get a

beat and do all that. But if he did it cool. But I thought it would be like, you know, like I said, like Ben Stiller, fucking Pat Bev, like tag team,

you know, shit like, you know, throwing jabs. But, you know, you jumped in the gorilla cage. Is that a fucking gorilla?

Yeah. What the fuck is a gorilla doing in here? Yeah, I mean, when that's your forte, you can't, like I said, you can't just go half halfway. So I guess lesson learned. Lesson learned on that one. That is a mistake i won't make twice uh or maybe i don't know maybe i will um speaking of taking l's one that was just absolutely not deserved and maybe the highway

robbery of the century last gun in the bullet at the Chicago Film Festival. Do you consider it an L? No, now I consider it a win. Oh, okay. Because I know it was stinging in the beginning. Was it really? I thought you got Best Director. Yeah, I know.

But it was just personal glory. Who gives a fuck? It was one of those things when people who win MVP, I would trade all of that for a championship or whatever. I've never felt that because I've never really won anything. So I was like, oh, I would – a thousand percent. You would trade best director for best picture? A thousand percent.

I was going to say that's a testament to him. I think the fact that you wanted a fictional short-form movie Oscar for your team more than the personal glory that you got i think is a testament to why you're so good at what you do and why that movie came out so good and why it should have been you no shade to tommy lay and those guys they made a great horror movie i was talking with him too as i'm so impressed with when you look back at the beginning of barstool and the videos we used to make yeah and what these guys can do now i'm like you know hollywood better be watching with the with the production and the acting. Because, like, your pipeline is right fucking here, man.

These are the next people that you should be looking at. Nick said, he's like, I wish I had the power to fire Pavs. He's like, you just shouldn't be here. And I was like, you're right. Shut the fuck up. I'm almost like, you know, no, Hollywood, don't come here. Because when they come a-picking for pads, I'm pretty sure they'll pay him better than what's going on here.

I was going to say, give us match opportunity. We probably will. Yeah, but at least give us a shot. If I had to guess, I don't think we'll match it. But I don't know. They say, you know, there's strikes all the time and shit, right? We're notoriously underpaid. Yeah, this is career stability here at monster sports

yeah longevity over there um but i feel bad now like hey can you make this podcast clip well no but i mean i mean i hope you don't mind me saying this but you had texted me saying something how like how upset you were about it and and I was showing you a lot of the feedback and the way the public is reacting. And sometimes when you lose, you win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? I think Nick had that in First Survivor.

Yes, yeah, yeah. Nick fucking literally made more money and just got showered with, like, Nick was so funny and so amazing and he's the best and this was a bad call. And like I don't even – who won that year? Oh, Tommy. No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I guess Tommy did get some shine. I was going to say I don't even remember who won, but it was Tommy. But I think this is one of those cases where when you lose, you win. I mean it was – and almost know for the guys who won they might be like fuck you know

shit nobody better to lose to than like Tom Lee yes that's the other thing too you lose to a good to a guy like that and it's not like

you lost out on any money or anything well that's still you know if it was the Oscars maybe but it's but hey it's the beginning

of a you guys did so well I think this is the beginning of a tradition here. The – actually, I didn't even put two and two together until just now. I read a quote from Ethan Hawke yesterday. I think he had like something in variety.

And he was talking about when he lost best supporting, it must have been, for training day. And Denzel whispered in his ear. And he goes, you wanted to lose because you don't want an award to raise your status. You want to raise that award status. Ooh! Sometimes I wonder if those are – God, those guys are smooth like that all the time. These things get romanticized after the fact, but that's a great call.

Yeah, Ethan Hawke was like – and he's right. That's just the way Denzel thinks. The Academy Award is more impressive because Denzel has a couple. Denzel's not more impressive because he has a couple. So I feel like, what's an example of that? Like, maybe like Robert Downey winning this one? Like, that doesn't make his career. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I kind of feel like it's almost like Ryan Garcia, like how he just like... Run with that. He didn't actually like run with that. He didn't actually like win the belt. No, but he, he didn't actually get like the belt, but he like,

he like bodied them and like showed what he could do. Yes. That's a great, that's a very good comparison. It was a very good comparison. That was great. It was so concise. Like you got,

it was good. Well done. Well done. Um, that, that is cool, to be like. Because, yeah, there's times when you win. I don't think you ever want to be the guy on stage being, like, crying. Like, I never even thought this was possible.

You just want to be like, yeah, you're goddamn right. Fucking best supporting actor. They were all great. I do think. I thought Brandon was great, too – I thought Brandon was great too. I thought Brandon was – I actually texted Brandon live during it. I was like, you are dominating this. He was really, really funny.

A couple of great performances. But, I mean, people said it best. Like, Last Gun and the Bullet is like, I'd watch more of that. Yeah. Give me more of that duo. It was a lot of fun. It was like – And it was like there was a couple – like Zab being like, yeah, it's calm.

Not funny, but with enough real, I mean, I, I talked to Kirk Manahan afterwards and I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You'll, you'll never be taken seriously in the cinema world again.

I said, I don't know. Well, also Dan having a vote. Dan said that he just voted. He's like, he's like, I have a goldfish brain.

I just vote for what I saw last. Yeah. Yeah. Tom, I think Tom, uh, or somebody said, uh, I have a goldfish brain. I just vote for what I saw last. Yeah. I think Tom or somebody said. But also, Charlie was great, too. Charlie was great. I mean, they were all like, I understand. It was more like I wanted to win so bad because everyone on my team was like 24, 48 straight

hours just gave me like 100%. I was like, I want to win. It's so bad for that. And then if we just swept, probably just wouldn't even have thought about it at all. It's like, oh, that's cool. But like losing was like, I want to win. It's so bad for you guys. And then if we just swept, probably just wouldn't even have thought about it at all. I was just like, oh, that's cool. But losing was like, fuck. Losing makes you feel so bad. Dude, losing makes you feel more than –

Way more. It felt good to be competitive. And it's a bad feeling, but it's like you're in it. And again, sometimes it feels silly to talk about these things. But in our world, these are the real things. You know what I mean? 100%. Also, I mean, there just should have been a cash prize attached to that. But whatever. That's a whole other story. these things like yeah but in our world these are the real things you know um also i mean there

just should have been a cash prize attached to that but whatever that's a whole other story um but uh yeah i hope you realize yeah i also think on top of just this and the praise you got and like the uh the fans being like you know you were robbed it's almost like uh playing in the playoffs where you get like the spotlight you know what i mean it's It's almost like playing in the playoffs where you get, like, the spotlight. You know what I mean? It's like we all know it. We've been shouting it from the fucking rooftops for how long? Yeah.

Every time out of order drops. Every time one of our video drops, it's like, yo, look at what this guy can do. But, you know, if you're not a fan of our show or you're just like whatever that is, but all of a sudden it's a whole company-wide thing. It really is like being in the postseason where you watch a team, like, for the first time. And it's like I hope – i don't know what that means it's it's a little different here but it's like i hope there are i don't know more opportunities for you and people get like the level of talent we're talking about right is fucking off the goddamn charts i think i mean

these things look like a movie and a tv show I mean is that like and you had a did you text it to me or did you say it to me I don't remember you said something that was so fucking awesome I don't remember what it was but I think I asked you like how are you even fucking capable of this and you said something like i am just so obsessively you said something like i just i i am obsessed with doing this and i like go all out fuck i will i'll find it we'll put it in maybe after the fact but it was so like this is what you need to be in order to to do this shit and to do it on a good level you were like i am just so obsessive with learning how to do how to be better at this i was like holy, holy fucking shit, let's go.

It was very inspiring, especially like, are you so good at this? I'm mentally ill. Yeah, yeah, yeah, basically. I feel like it was almost because you didn't go to, you always say because you didn't go to film school, and you overcompensated and accidentally became really good. I think Quentin Tarantino said that. I'm serious.

He was like, the best film school you can do is just making movies with your friends or something like that. I don't know where this is. I will find it, though. But it was very... I mean, you have to have natural talent, but then there's this extra level of going after it

that is... It feels incredibly good to care about something a lot yeah dude that very rarely a lot of people once you get older you don't have that you know it's like you care about your family but like you know you don't care about work you don't care about the the work you're turning in you don't care about the job you're at like and it's just like what you know i guess they do hobbies i got some dms about people our hobby talk what some let me see if i can find this one it was just like that that hobby conversation was driving me nuts like get outside you need to like teach your kids to fish and go on a hike and like teach them how to camp in the woods and there's a whole

fucking thing and i just wrote back this sounds awful and he wrote back like point taken uh but you know like it is it's your hobby but it can be but it's your job and when your job is your passion and i don't know about that whole corny you know if you if your job's your passion you never work a day in your life it's still you work you work and there's still times that suck and you know like as as much as that was awesome you were flying back and forth and you were pressed for time and you're trying to juggle your real job with this job for you know a week and it was a it was work and you i'm sure you were like fuck this at points but it's a lot easier to keep going and it's a lot better to make money knowing like if i do work if i learn at this and i get better at this and i do better at this, I will make more money.

You know, because there are places it's like you can't get better at like Excel spreadsheets and get more money because of that. You might get a promotion or a little bit of a raise, but it's not like you raise up, you know. So I think people underestimate how much you do need to learn. I think with even just AI coming and when there's new platforms and there's new algorithms and new rules, it's like you have to fucking learn and figure out how to do this before you go and do it. Unless you're just like a superstar and you have a ton of raw talent. It's like if you want to do this shit and you don't know how to film or you don't know how YouTube works or you don't know what want to do this shit you don't know how to film you don't know how youtube works or you don't know uh what the the platforms are looking for like you're not gonna be you're gonna succeed at it you know that's that's the that's the like the lame part of it

is sitting around i'm sure you're reading books or watching fucking youtubes i'm not reading books i'm out on books yeah books are a bridge too far i'm sure you watch youtube videos youtube tutorials yeah hey bro youtube tutorials make the world go round dude if you don't even go to college just sit on youtube and you can figure out whatever the fuck you need to do um so congrats on your win loss because i honestly think this probably was better publicity and but i'd never considered a loss until we're sitting here right now like you did what you won best oh yeah i won best director it was like it was so stupid to feel that way but it was like i felt like uh like i felt like i lost like a champion like i felt like i lost basketball championship i haven't felt that way since like senior year

high school i think your analogy is great though it's like if you won an mvp but you're like it also shows his goal going in was, like, pure hearted. Like, I want this team to win. Because if, you know, if you were just like, fuck it, I want to win Best Director, and you did, you probably wouldn't have been devastated. But the fact that you were shows that's what you were thinking, and I think the

reason that you were thinking that is why you made a great fucking movie. You know what I mean? So, but again, shout out to Tommy Lea and those guys the best I believe they'll be making their their out of where not debuts but this week yeah

Tommy Lee is Tom we filmed when I was out there and Brandon Walker is in it as well I mean I said that after Last Gun of the Bullet too it was like you know people being like I would watch more of this it's like you can, people being like, I would watch more of this. It's like you can. Yeah.

Not this exact story, but you can watch more high quality video created by paths every single week. Just as good, you know, if not better. Oh, and rat race is out. Yeah. The big news. The big drop. Paths didn't win anything, but we won. We won. Four thousand dollars.

That merged Rat race. Who's saying I took an L this week? I don't think so. I had my big win yesterday when we won the rat race. The worst thing I've ever done. You didn't have fun? No, I did. I mean, no, I should say I did not have fun doing it.

I don't know how to word this. I don't know how to word this i don't know how to word this because i didn't look back on it like i want to do that again and i didn't look back on it being like that was fun uh the i definitely didn't look back on the what's it called climb ny the scaling the edge yeah and want to do that again but that i actually saw the clip of that it's so apparent that my thing is broken when you're leaning yes yeah all of us look it's it's very it's not a very good clip like it does not it does not capture at all and by the way it was not all it was not that good of an experience, but the picture and the video definitely don't capture it at all.

But, yeah, we're all just kind of, like, sitting on, like, the toilet, and you're, like, you're just, like, leaning with your shoulders. Dude, for those who are unaware, and I believe we haven't said it anywhere, like, we get up there, and we're at the top of the thing. It was an arduous climb to get up there. It's like 70 miles an hour winds or something like that. Excuse me. They shut this thing down.

They shut the edge down. At first they were like, oh, we never shut this down. We'll do it in a hurricane. And then we were the last people to go. As soon as we were done, they said no more for the day. It's too dangerous. I mean, I was watching. watching hats were getting blown off people were doing that thing where you lean forward and you walk into the wind you can do like michael jackson it was that gusty

and i said to them this looks a little dangerous if that's how windy it isn't yeah hurricanes would be fine their names were like showtime he's a man don't get me wrong yeah uh he's like what's up i'm showtime making the meteorological calls on this one and he we get up wrong. He's like, what's up? I'm Showtime. Making the meteorological calls on this one. And we get up there, and they're like, okay, we have this attachment. And he's like, okay, you're going to want to strap this. He's like, put this on your shoulder here, and then wrap it around your back, and then lean forward. It's an exceedingly difficult amount of instructions for a highly dangerous thing. If you don't do it right like everybody you

weren't the only one all three of us smitty was with us too right yeah all three of us went like right hand left shoulder we were all confused for something that theoretically is like gonna save our life yeah and then i saw you guys do it and i did it and i just leaned forward i felt like no that's not any tight way and so and i looked at him and I was like is this good and he kind of went yeah you're all right and I again I leaned forward like lightly and I was like no this isn't holding me at all at all and so I just you were just yeah I still leaned but I just had all my weight on the back I was like that's so funny. This is kind of a far fall.

It isn't as far as – You wouldn't – I asked about that though because I think they did say people have fallen doing that. But you would – That wasn't clear to me because I probably would have done that on purpose. I was thinking that. I was like this motherfucker probably would have liked that. I think you would have still been safe but like it would you know, what you – exactly what you thought it was. Yeah, these are the steps here.

So when we got – we were the last ones, I think, by a wide margin to get to the edge. And at that moment, I thought we lost because we were the last team there. And so I thought we were done for the day. And the rule was one person gets to go up and do it, and the other person, like, goes and gets the next clue. And I was like, well, we were done for the day, and the rule was one person gets to go up and do it, and the other person goes and gets the next clue. And I was like, well, we're done, and I'm here, and this stuff doesn't scare me, so we might as well both do it, and let's get some content for KFC Radio. And that was because they had just told me all you do is strap in and lean over the edge.

Yeah, see? I'm well aware my thing does not work. You're so far back. You are so far back, dude. Watch my ass after that. I'm like. That is so funny, bro. You are.

You're not even. I'm thinking I'm going to go over. Because there's a guy on the right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I looked at him and I was like, is this strapped in? And he's like, can I get a funny face? He're like, yeah, yours isn't enough. There's a guy on the right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I looked at him, and I was like, is this strapped in? And he's like, can I get a funny face? He's like, yeah, you're all set. The rest of us are just hanging like dead bodies.

Feidelberg's walking like, is this acceptable? You still got your lean on there. But my weight is all on my heels. It's 100% on my heels. Well, again, you didn't miss like that picture sucks yeah yeah that does not look cool like people were like yo it's gonna look awesome it's like it looks like three fat guys like like look at my double chin and like my tits pop out of this fucking thing uh it was uh john loved. You loved every second of it.

I, I, I, I actually, I agree. This didn't really do much for me. Um, I don't know if we were on an actual edge and it was to the ground,

that would have been more exciting. I think having the, the, the, what, a 50 stories down, whatever it was. I think it was like 20 stories.

Yeah. Like that, that does definitely lessen it a lot. Um, but even still, like, I don't know. Uh, it a lot um but even still like i don't know uh i think i learned i'm like heights don't heights don't scare me but they also like it didn't get me going i wasn't yeah i also don't think it's a great view like the city city you're not high enough to for it to be but i'm also saying like if i if i was at the top of like a volcano

and i saw like the beautiful hawaiian yeah yeah this is like i don't know the buildings look smaller and you can't i don't know yeah it's like it's a city like sky like i've only skydived in like beaches yeah that i don't know although that's a little boring too because it's just there's nothing i guess there's there's two sides to it i guess i would have to experience something like this in a more traditionally beautiful landscape but i was just kind of like i also was still just so mad about this happening that i was like i'll be done okay great here's the fucking view when we so i thought we were just gonna go out and lean over and then this dude says all right it's time to go to base camp and i said i don't like that word any activity that involves a term such as base camp is probably going to be something I don't enjoy.

And then the walk down, bro, like it was 155 steps up. It's like basically like almost like a ladder straight up, like a few stories, whatever it was. And the walk down, my legs were like so jelly. And I think if I remember remember correctly i was still in front and i think we were still like strapped in so i was like i gotta i can't like hold up the gang but my legs were just like just wobbling down the stairs trying to trying to uh to get and then we had to go another how many hours yeah that was i done a.m i thought it was over that was that was only half of a leg and so we keep going and i i remember there were two there was two moments that

i called i knew exactly where we're going the next spot and i said this motherfucker is gonna make us go to staten island yeah just because it's the worst borough and the furthest borough and he's he's gonna do it and i opened up the clue and i see colin jost and wu tang and i was like we got to go to staten island and you you had put it in my head that we it would be the new york side of the staten island ferry yeah and i was like all right that i can do and then we learn we asked some cop like we had the name and he was like that right that i can do and then we learn we asked some cop like we had the name and he was like that's not on here that's on that side and that was our breaking point where we were like we were left with uh only a couple teams left and they really wanted the money and i was like all right let's let's let's fall on the grenade on this one. Let's take the L.

They want to keep going really badly. We don't. We've done enough for Clemmer. And we fucking win in Staten Island. And it was the easiest. We just got off the boat and turned right. And the other teams were right there with us. And then we watched them walk by and go down to the bottom of the of

the ferry to get out a different exit that i guess they thought was going to be quicker and all you needed to do was get out walk like 10 feet and walk right and i will never forget when booze popped out of nowhere with the camera and was doing the walking backwards cameraman thing and i was like and i and i look at I was like, are we the first ones? And he just goes, oh, man, that was brutal. We were too, like, I planned on throwing it, but I couldn't. We couldn't. You know what I mean?

It was like if it was another hundred yards, I would have been like, let's slowly, and they can pass us. But it was like we're standing on it. We'd have to actively, you know, try not to win the fucking game right now and then the second time was was well yeah go ahead well on that side was like let's just go over right right because you it kept being like the friend who wants to go home early and you know let's just do one more beer yes and you made great points though it was like we're here we're doing it for content we're doing it for clemmer like just do it you know and i was like you're right you're right

you're always right with those things you always you know you're always right to make me do the things i don't want to do and push me out of my boundaries um but man that sucks that sucks bro because i think it's my first time ever no we did this because also it's 30 minute waits for the fucking ferries yeah and like clemmer wanted to be like you guys have to wait while i get on this ferry 30 minutes for another 30 minutes i was like bro that means we're not going to get back for like another hour and 40 yeah yeah to get to the next clue i was like clemmer we're not doing that and he was like but you have to you have to give me time i was like fine clemmer but i'm not waiting on staten island

for 30 minutes for no fucking reason but he kept saying when i touch ground when i touch ground you don't leave until i touch ground you do great clem impression that's a good thing or a bad thing but then and then we so we went to staten island and and i remember jake bass saying i said something like you know hopefully the last stop is near the office so we're done we're done and he was like you could you probably couldn't pick like a further away stop and i said i know where this is going i was like we are going he's a baseball nerd we're in staten island the bronx is the furthest away we are going we are going to yankee Stadium. And as we're running down the steps of that whole Staten Island ferry port, I see this landmark created in 2009.

And I didn't even read the rest. I actually haven't seen it, but I screamed. I don't know if it was in, and I screamed, Fucking Clever! And it echoed through the little escalator thing we were in, and people looked at me like I was a crazy New Yorker. Oh, God, that was terrible. And then I had visions of like it's going to be like he – because he got the tour at the building.

I was like he probably like got the tour at Yankee Stadium. We're going to have to go – it said home. It said like – it was like you'll find your something at home or something like that. And it was like – I definitely thought, we're going to home plate. And I was like, you're making me go to this fucking hellhole that I avoided my whole goddamn life. And now I'm going to go in it for Chris Clemmer's rat race. I think it was just that Yankee Stadium home plate. The home plate entrance is there or whatever.

Or that's the big part of the stadium that's considered home. Yeah, because I don't think that's where home is in the stadium. I think home is back here. Couldn't tell you. I'm not positive. Couldn't tell you. But that's definitely where it says, like, New York Yankees. Yeah, but I do think home is on that side of the stadium.

I've only been a couple of times, so I'm not really remembering. But I think it's closer to the subway. But you ran ahead, and you were like, we found it! We did it! And I was like, all right, we're good. And I started walking, and then Meek Phil's running backpedally looking at me. He's like, yo, the girls are right behind you. And I was like, fuck.

But, yeah. Rat race. Chris Clemmer rat race challenge. I believe both of our... Well, you've won championships as a blogger. Your team has won, but is it both of our first win? Have you ever won anything? I have not. I don't believe so.

Bro, we did it. We won something at bar school. Yeah, look at that. We are champions, man i i do like watch clemmer is so dedicated to this yeah really loves it it's it's again it's it's it's a lot like watching pads like he takes a hold of it and he loves it and it comes out good um and i i believe my guess is this will be like survivor in a year or two this will be like a not that this isn't a full-fledged production because this one was this one yeah the first one was kind of like pop around here this one was at least within the confinements of one city was like the real deal yeah i mean the amount

of production we had on it was nuts yeah but i'm thinking uh i bet you you know some of the big dogs will get involved and it'll be traveling you know further different cities and shit I could see that happening

so what a shot I never realized like when I've seen shots like that on TV shows I was just

kind of taken for granted they were like you gotta give us a shot like that you know what I mean i don't even remember doing it yeah they said to us they were like you know can you do like a flex or like a something and i was like oh these things are always yeah they're always manufactured uh so yeah shout out to clemmer and everybody who did the rat race uh gia and uh and grace were just fucking gutted i felt bad for them yeah i think i think put that up to number uh woman number four we've made cry at this company. Out of like five?

Technically, we've probably made Jackie cry. Jackie, we've made you cry? Like by associate, you know what I mean? Like we haven't directly, but like you cried when you didn't. Nothing that you guys have ever done has ever made me cry. Like when you deleted Ari's thing, you cried. So like technically. Alright, five it is.

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KFC Pass, thank you so much feels so validated when y'all are talking about uh getting hard don't play takeoffs i thought it was literally just me never thought i would tell this story take it to the grave but since i'm with brethren um on a plane once it was summertime you know had the thighs out a little bit had on some short shorts um and then you know the plane is taking off and comes right up got a boner and then turns out i was in the wrong seat and the um flight attendant was like hey you're actually in the wrong seat can you please move and i said i can just give me like five minutes like if i would have stood up i would have been in jail immediately um i was like i'm just gonna get my five minutes you're like no it has to happen now like we're about to take off i'm like cool i hear you i really need five minutes so i had to be escorted off the plane and everybody's

so all for nothing so all i have to to say, I guess, what's the plane story? No. I don't know. Neither. Wait, what? Now, I am with him in the sense I've started getting hard on planes, too. I don't think I've always done it. I think it's a more recent thing.

I think once I stopped going to church, I started hard on planes we gotta get so we got hard somewhere inappropriate sliding doors i mean i would love to hear that you know this podcast validates podcast validates people for their mental health or their or their feelings about this and that but we're the guys who let you know it's okay to get hard on modes of transportation. If that's the cross we bear, so be it. I don't understand. You can always do the flip and tuck. That is one of those things, though, that is more in theory than in practice, I feel like.

What? Like, even in school, I don't think I ever tucked up. Maybe I did. Speak? Like, even in school, I don't think I ever tucked up. Maybe I did. Speak for yourself, brother. Like, I almost did one of those things that's – I could do it without hands. Yeah. I could just, like, pick it up like that.

Particularly on a plane, I think I now – Wait, what? Like, you could almost, like – Do the waistband tuck with no hands? Yeah, do you, like, really – It's pretty impressive. Bro, I'm impressed. You gotta be wearing, like, sweatpants for that.

You can get it under a belt with no hands? We're using elbows and stuff like that. Why don't you just use your goddamn hands at this point? Because you don't want to grab your crotch in public. I'm grabbing my dick with my elbows. Nobody knows I'm doing anything weird over here. Just give me a second real quick. Hang on, let me get my...

Nothing funny going on here. I'm fine. I guess it's ridiculous. I mean, I know what you're talking about, where if you stand in a certain way, you can, like, tuck it back. But to get it up in the waistband with no hands, you are a goddamn magician. I've absolutely very much put that into practice in real life. I don't think I have.

Maybe I'm just not remembering. But I feel like I haven't, like, actually had to, like, stand up. Well, no, I mean, I definitely have. This is wrong. I definitely have. But I don't think in public like i've answered doors in hotel rooms and stuff like that like with my head like ways half hidden as much as i'm joking now it's pretty rare these days pushing 40 that i'm just walking around hard in public it's just i sometimes i can't get hard when i want it to be let alone get it hard when I'm just walking around doing the rat race.

So, you know, I'm not saying I'm sitting there doing it every day. But if that were to happen, I am waistband tucking in full practice every time. What I don't understand is getting escorted off the plane because at that point you have to stand up anyway. Yeah, just do it. Well, like, by the way, there should be like a universal rule when someone like looks you dead in the eyes and says like i need a minute yeah it means like i might shit my pants i'm having a feminine problem i uh you know something is going on right now that you need to respect sir yeah yeah and then i would think you can tell like i feel like i could look fear in the eyes it's like give me two minutes right i mean i i gave it when we did surviving i the yes production

woke me up and i was hard and i was like i'll be out in two minutes and your dick was you didn't waistband tuck there just went down no i just like punched myself in the leg i don't know that one i mean just pain causes an erection to go away i'm unless you're a freak i was gonna say well brother i'm a normal i don't like there's a whole bunch of people listening that just went i was sitting on that couch just going really i got myself there um that's some yeah oh yeah bro I tell you what. I'm not hard right now.

On a plane, though, I think, like, because you have enough stuff. Like, I always have a bag with me. That's the real thing. Or, like, you know, you could be super weird with it, but just walk like this. You know what I mean? Hunched over. Now we do have to address the elephant in the room here. Our caller looks a little different than us.

Sure. It might be easier for us to hang a hide-a-boner than it is for everyone else. He's doing the waistband tuck. He's got to pull his pants all the way out, flip it up, and hits him in the face. He's got to tie it up. Yeah, the waistband tuck might be a white thing. We do like the suspenders tuck. It goes over our shoulders, guys.

I'll never forget when I heard that Patrick Ewing takes his dick out of the toilet. That is insane. So many people have said it, and it's specifically about him that I feel like it's got to be true. But if you are on the toilet bowl and you got to take your dick out and rest it over the side, that is fucking insane. I end up jerking off every time I take a shit. You can only hold your dick for so long. For real.

If I'm flopping it around, just finishing the job. Can I have my hand on my penis for like five seconds before I'm like, why might as well use it? Yeah. like five seconds before i'm like why might as well use it um yeah i i but so i i just get lost at the escorted off the plane uh because at that point you are getting up and like you would just switch the seat unless he ended up i guess they might just flip the switch real quick and like you're gone yeah like you know it's too late you already you already like disobeyed an order right and we can't go in the air with you. I would have caused a scene if that was me. That would have been another mistake I would have made in my life.

I had a boner back there, and now you're throwing me off the plane. I would have gotten viral for that. But, you know, more people need to respect the random public boner. The RPBs are a real thing. That's right. That is a thing, right? I feel like I've heard that phrase before. Random public boner? Yeah. Is are a real thing. That's right. That is a thing. I feel like I've heard that phrase before. Random public boner? Yeah. I don't know if it's public. It's random

something boner. Yeah. I don't know if it's RPB, but there is something like that. What's up, KFC Radio Gang? So my girlfriend and I live in a van, and she noticed that when we're driving down the road, I'll just read off any sign that I see.

So I'll be like, Oh, minor saloon. Nice. It doesn't really matter. Just I, my brain saw it and I have to read it. Um, a big one is the high occupancy vehicle lane, like the carpool lane. I always just yell, Oh. Um, and so she gets a huge kick out of this. Is it? Do other people do this? Is this a form of ADD? Do I have Tourette's? I don't know.

Let me know. Real quick before we get into that. He said something about short shorts, thighs out. Oh, that is true. Short shorts, thighs out. He did say he had on the plane. How does this look on camera? Because I'm very self-conscious. I can't imagine great.

I cannot imagine great, bro. I never wear shorts for that very reason. I mean, the white socks and the white legs. It's going to be incredibly distracting how white my legs are. No? Yeah? You're good. Okay.

Upset city. Yeah. As for the van, yeah, people do this. It's infuriating. My dad does it. So I was going to say, I don't think it's ADD. I don't think it's Tourette's. I think it's old man syndrome.

I don't know how old he is. Maybe he's aging quickly. He doesn't look that old. But I think this is like a dad thing. It's like the same way dads – like I know dads, like my friend's dads that age who are still like opening up maps and talking which way you're gonna take you're gonna take the you know the the service road are you gonna get on the lie because you know but that's a different thing but it's like the cousin of this it's like you're just interested in the signs and the roads and where you're going to the point that you have

to say it out loud feels very like what so fucking what i'll get in fights with my dad i'm like i feel like i'm driving in the car with a six-year-old who just learned to read yeah yeah like you're just reading the signs that we're driving by it's it's like a child yeah it's like they revert to like infant status yeah they're just like it's like do you just have a running why don't you say, like, tree? Fucking, you know, blue car. T-R-E-E. Yeah. Right. Like, just you don't have to announce everything. I know you can read, dude. It's fine.

Yeah. I can also read. I also saw the sign. Now, something like, you know, the H-O-V. The Hove is different. That's different. You throw up the rock, you say Hove. I get it. You know, I sure have done that.

But to just be like, you know, fucking Long Island Expressway. Yeah. Massapequa. Going to Roslyn. It's like, yeah, we're on Long Island. These are the places on Long Island. Chevy Chase in European Vacation when he's like, look at that, kids. Big Ben.

And when they're stuck in the rotary in England. What's the other thing? Big Ben and Windsor Palace maybe? Probably. Yeah, Big Ben, Windsor Palace. Hey, look at that. Big Ben, Windsoror palace that's what i think it is though i think because it's the it's a it's a dad thing yeah i think you're just a early onset dad well yeah which lines up with a man who lives in a van also i hesitate to say this because you are a man who lives in a van with your girl so maybe you

guys have some sort of deep love but i would venture to guess in more more cases than not in this situation she does not get a kick out of that she fucking hates it she fucking hates it and she's politely trying to bring it up in a way so that you notice it so that you shut the fuck up so that she doesn't have to say shut the fuck up i know that the sign is there i think like the woman version of it is like saying deer and cow. Like, I can't go by deer and cow without being like, sorry, deer. I would say. That's a man version too. If you see a deer and you don't point out a deer, you're crazy.

You're sick in the fucking head. Deer are like super. A deer is different. Cat. Cat might be a good thing. Whether it's a stray or not. A stray. Cow.

Cow. Cow. Cows. I think any animal that's not a good thing. Whether it's a stray or not. A stray, but what was it? Yeah. Cow. Cow. Cow. Cows. I think any animal that's not a house animal. Yeah. You go, oh, horse, cow, deer. Rabbits, I get. No.

Oh, why that? Rabbit. That's a rabbit. And then it goes fast. Totally. You gotta call it the rabbit. Because you think it's a squirrel. It's not a squirrel.

Oh, it's a rabbit. I think anything that's not normal is fair game. Cats might be a girl thing though. Like, oh, look at the kitty. I said cow, but yeah. Oh, you said cow. You never said cat. No.

Oh, okay. My bad. Well, then we invented one. Girls like cats. All right, last voicemail. Mother's Day is almost here. Get your Mother's Day gifts now. Literally, I tell you this every time we do Valentine's Day or Mother's Day.

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and I go to shake their hand, and they go to dap me up and then obviously it ends up becoming awkward and a thing and it's getting way too there are just situations where there's no need for like any sort of dap up if I'm with my close friends fine we've been doing it since high school so why change now but if I run into my boss who's no younger than 50 years old, shake my hand, dude. Like, does this sound stupid? I think that there's too many situations now where we go in for a dap up. I don't necessarily think – I think we need to, like, come up with a uniform one way or the other. Yeah.

And I think we should err on the side of handshake. If you run into your boss, and he's old, and he tries to dap you up, that's fucking weird. I guess, but what's old? Like 50 plus. Okay. But also, we work in a weird world. Yeah.

Like Dave, I've never dapped. I've only touched Dave once. And it was the weirdest thing. Dude, it's so weird. I remember one time in his – what was your experience touching him? Tell me about the time you touched Dave. It was the – when he got the luxury box for the Celtics game. We went to like a Christmas party probably 10, 12 years ago.

And we had gone out like me you dan keith maybe and we met in a hotel lobby and dave came in and i was the first person in line uh-huh and it was just like i don't know it was kind of a celebration like it's yeah no don't get me wrong it's you should be touching him everybody should be shaking hands and saying what's up. And it was just a handshake. And it was just like, it was weird. And I was like, I'm never touching him again. One time we were in his pool doing a rundown. And we were like all floating on a raft.

And I like started to like kind of like roughhouse with him in the pool. You know what I mean? You did? You said. That was weird. He was like. And I was like okay I won't do that

I won't do that ever again it was I feel like I can see why he would have a weird reaction to me because like

I'm not I wasn't the foreigner quote unquote yeah like he sees me every day yeah yeah yeah so that but that's part of it

like if you see someone consistently I don't think you need to shake nor dap every single time you see him my closest friends my brother my family, I don't think you need to shake nor dap every single time you see him. My closest friends, my,

my brother, my family, like I don't do anything to them, you know? Yeah. I give hugs. I'm a hugger. That's fine with your family.

That's, that's cool. Like I don't meet like, I'll just be like, goodbye. But I see them like every 48 hours. You know what I mean? I see my family a lot.

Um, I have what I like to call like – it's almost like dap radar. I feel like I can look at a guy and be like, that guy is a handshaker. That guy knows how to dap. And usually it's a young thing, style thing. If I've heard you talk, I can pick out the dads. It's mostly like when I'm picking out dads. There are dads who are dads and there are dads who just have kids.

Two distinctions there. But you do get caught in a world where I'm like, I'm clearly going to shake this guy's hand because he looks old. And he's like, I'm going to dap this guy up because I'm young. And then we're like, well. The other day I got one. I had like my pinky got stuck outside of the handshake. And thankfully the dude went, well, that was a weird one. Yeah.

I mean, he called it out. I was like, yes, thank you. That was terrible. I did it Monday. I saw Greg Olson. And when we – he came on the act. And I dapped him up. I got up because I was the only person on the show who's met him before.

So I got up and we gave like a hug. And then he was only on the show for like five minutes. I guess so, yeah. I can't believe that you gave like a hug and then he was only on the show for like five minutes. I guess so, yeah. I can't believe that you were the only person who knew Greg Olson on the act. Well, Dan, obviously. Yeah.

But Dan was already up. I think Dan had gone to get him. So of the people sitting, I was the only person who knew him. And so I got up and gave him like a hug and then he was on the show very briefly.

He did the gauntlet twice in like five minutes and then he left. And then when he left, he came around. He's a gentleman. He gave him, and then he left. And then when he left, he came around. He's a gentleman. He gave everyone handshakes again. And I was like – and then he came down like I was getting up.

So I was like, oh, shit, I'll get up. And then you're squatting. You're over the toilet. And I poured a pot. Oh, the worst. I sat down. I was like, I fucked that one up. Yeah.

I mean, I think it is a case-by-case basis, but if we are to make it uniform, my rule would be your first time meeting somebody, you should shake their hand. And then from there on out, I think you make your decision on whether you're going to be a dap guy or a handshake guy. I'm a hug guy. I think I'm even worse.

I hug everybody. I go in for dap, and I always smack that hand away and I give a hug. That's awkward too though because there are times where – you can put your hands out for a hug, but it can also look like you're putting it out for a dab. So you have to have both hands clearly like bear hugged. Because if you go like this and then the person swings and misses and then you're hugging them with their hand in. But like I don't think you're running into enough acquaintances in your life at this point.

No. Because there are a lot of people that I am interacting with that I would never fucking hug. I always – But you're like doing a bat like that? Usually I'll do that, but it's not one –. Don't bring the other hand out for a full hug. You can't be doing that with people outside your circle. I think I do that with a lot of people. With who? Like friends' friends and like people I know from like –

I think it's like if we were to go to a comedy show with one of our comic friends and in the green room we saw them i think that's an appropriate place yeah yeah that's fine well you know those are kind of the places i see the most people that's what i'm saying you are still like you're at a bar you're at a show you're with young people you're oh you know all that stuff by the way i will buy anyone who wants tickets whoever wants to see uncle vanya it's unbelievable uncle v Uncle Vanya? Yeah. Am I the only one? I don't know what that means. It's a play I went to this weekend.

It's Steve Carell. Oh, I heard about this. Yes, yes, yes. It's awesome. I'll go see this. Dude. I don't know anything about it, but. It's a Chekhov play from like the 1800s.

Okay. And it's so funny. It's so, the cast is. Oh, it's a comedy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I thought this was very serious for something no i mean it's a it's a rush 1800s russian play so you probably thought it was

but like that's not exactly i don't think of funny when i think of 1800s russia dude it's awesome it's so good so the cast is insane it's if anyone wants the good place chidi i believe his name is chidi's in it um steve carell's in it. Alison Pill from the newsroom. Alfred Molina. And then my guy in the middle here, who I couldn't place until like halfway through the play, and then it fucking hit me, is Sherman Tantz. Who is that? Sherman Tantz from Veep.

Oh, wow. Yes. Yes. Oh, that is a good squad. That is a great squad. It was great. It's such a flex when guys, like actors like him him are just like, I'll go do Broadway now. Is this Steve Carell's Broadway debut?

It's even crazier. It's like, yeah, I can do that. Because it's one thing when it's like, oh, I'll return to the stage. You know, I used to do this. Yeah. It's like, no, I can do this. Yeah. Fucking awesome.

I mean, he's done, like, his Broadway debut. If you met Steve Carell, what would you do? Steve Carell, a handshake. Yeah. But also, like, I just. If you saw. If you met Steve Carell, what would you do? Steve Carell, a handshake. Yeah. But also, like, I just. If you saw Steve Carell for the second time, what would you do? Depends what we did the first time. It is a case by case basis.

Not even just the first handshake, but how the first meeting went. Yeah. Now, and we're talking the dap. Like, here's an example. I can't give it to you. Make that a clip. That was amazing. That was borderline mincey.

Here's an example I can't give it to you. I mean, it was once. You didn't pause for a second. Here's an example I can't give it to you. One thing that's bothering me if we're doing airing of grievances, and we don't have to do a lot of time on it because I think everyone in the world agrees, Jerry Seinfeld. And I actually don't dislike him as much as most people do.

I still love Seinfeld. I know he's a curmudgeon sometimes, and not in the endearing way that Larry David is. Right, right. But, like – That's exactly it. The – Again, this isn't like I'm not – I don't have a unique opinion on this It seems like it's the world

I feel like people are turning To like Jerry Seinfeld's a dick But not even it's just what he What he said is a very that's also very popular And it's just Undoubtedly wrong He's like you can't make comedy anymore He has like

He cited an episode A specific episode that you read and you're like you could do that no problem no problem where he's like he's like kramer became becomes a rickshaw guy or he has homeless guys running rickshaws and he says i'm like they're outside anyway could you make that today could i get a network to hear that today no way yes you absolutely could people who say like you can't make comedy or there's no good guy you're just not watching them which is fine and you're just saying something that you want to be true. They're also insulated in their world where it's like a bunch of the people around you probably are like –

Yeah. That's not the whole world, though, bro. There's a lot more going on now. I think he comes across as very preachy when he used to be more like, this is what happens in life. It's crazy. and now it's like i'm telling you how to do your life or whatever and i'm sure he's asked it's actually this ties into the to the handshake i hate what he did to kesha and i know at the time people like love that yeah yeah that was just you're just being a dick right you're just being an asshole

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