KFC Radio - KFCradio: Marlon Wayans

Episode Date: July 31, 2018

Marlon Wayans (52:53) joins KFC & Feits to discuss the business of comedy, why pain is funny and how Feits looks like an albino black guy. Also a clip from last week's Barstool Radio (25:54) with YP and Trill Withers discussing the Teanna Trump/Brittany Renner clip. Voicemails include: exhibitionist advice, dick sliced and Pipe In The Car GuyEpisode presented by:Dunkin Donuts: Barstool Runs on DunkinMile 22 in theaters August 17thBurrow burrow.com/kfc for $75 offTeeter teeter.com/kfc for $150 offLiquid IV liquid-IV.com promo code KFC for 20% offYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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America runs on Duncan. Barstool runs on Duncan. Your boy Fidelberg runs on Dunkin'. I sprint on Dunkin' right now. Apparently he also runs on marijuana as well now. John's become a pothead. I've not become a pothead. I smoked some weed last night. I mean, that's, you know,

you're a pothead. You're addicted, bro. Well, I'll tell you what, I'm looking forward to smoking more tonight. I was gonna say, you need something to bring you down right now. I didn't smoke weed. I hit a weed pen. Oh, okay. And it's that good good.

Yeah. Lou went on his Steve Jobs to India shit after he no longer worked at Barstool. So he was out in California for, I don't know, two, three weeks, something like that. And he came back with these weed pens. And you've seen these before because they were when we were out in L.A., they have these things sitting around on desks like they're water bottles. Yeah. They like everybody.

In fact, some of the meetings we took, I think we only only were accepted. So these weed pens would be delivered to them. Correct. Yes. Bribed. We were bribing movie studios to sit down with us with weed he came he came back with those exact pens those okay they know there's passion and and all that stuff yeah so last night i smoked a passion you got passionate with it i have it's only they're very easy they're first of all they're kind of confusing because both ends look the same

yeah almost fucked that up but uh and then it even tells you how long to hit it like it starts to vibrate when you're good you're good that's enough i went a little past and then it even tells you how long to hit it. Like it starts to vibrate when you're good. You're good. That's enough. I want a little past. And then it has like a preloaded number of like puffs. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. So I just did one hit. And I'll tell you what, man, I don't know what it is in weed. First of all, I felt great. I felt light in the feet. I was laughing a lot. Like John is reporting back to the world on some new drug that no one's ever had let me tell you about marijuana but i was happy tingley well you know give me a little

bit of cotton mouth that wasn't a downside of it i don't know if you get the munchies but it was we know it was the uh it wasn't it wasn't i was i was just happy i wasn't like high high i was just i was looking at Twitter and just laughing and being fun. Were you passionate? But then what happened was I don't know what it is in weed, but it is crazy. I haven't had Taco Bell in 10 years. I hit a weed pen within seven minutes. I said, if I don't have Taco Bell in the next 40 minutes, I'm going to die.

Did you get that crunch? I got a cheesy gordita. I got a Crunchwrap Supreme. I got the Doritos ones. I got the Cooler Ranch and the nacho cheese. And I got an apple empanada. Yo, has anybody ever been a more cliche white boy pothead than John? It's like, I smoked weed.

I got some Taco Bell. Dude, it was crazy. I honestly haven't had Taco Bell in forever. I haven't thought about Taco Bell in forever. I hit a weed pen, and within seconds, you could literally count the seconds, until I said, I must have Taco Bell right now. You would die without it. It's a goddamn necessity.

There's something. I'll tell you what. We're on conspiracy shit. There's something. There's something there. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's part of the drug. No, like Taco Bell is putting something addictive into weed.

It's like they just sprinkle their hot sauce in it. Yeah, and it's just something that makes you think of Taco Bell as soon something addictive into weed. It's like they just sprinkle their hot sauce in it. Yeah, and it's just something that makes you think of Taco Bell as soon as you're hot. Them and Big Marijuana are in cahoots. There's no doubt in my mind about it. Johnny Pothead. Johnny Rifa over here. I love it. We got a big episode for you today.

We got Marlon Wayans, who is one of the most interesting people we've ever talked to, and I did not see that coming. Primarily because he's always kind of goofing around and he just seems like... I thought he was going to be the guy who just kind of like yells. Yeah, right. And he was like so introspective. That's the word I was going to use.

Very like... What I did not expect to get from him is I was like I could learn a lot from Marlon Wayans. I was like listening to him talk about like movies and comedy and like the industry and I was like I could learn a lot from Marlon Wayans I was like listening to him talk about like movies and comedy and like the industry and I was like this guy could be my mentor

mentor Wayans he's one of those guys who like Artie or like Artie's book said but like I still don't really understand it hasn't been explained to me to a point where I accept it. But he takes comedy very seriously.

I don't get that. Yeah, I mean, to him, it's like an art form where it's like a setup and a framework and execution of it all. And it's because we don't know how to do comedy. Just tell funny stories. Very easy. Right. So we sat down with him we're also uh we also have a a segment from barstool radio on friday which we're we can't just do this topic again we did it so perfect

there's no way we could recreate it there's no way we could recapture it we had tyler call in we had yp stop by it was the tiana trump britney renner like hopeful threesome porn segment that was just you know what happens when yp when that boy gets going about porn there is nothing quite like it in the world of audio entertainment there's nothing quite like yp getting going about the porn yeah he's the best in the business there's no doubt he really is so we're just going to replay that for you if you heard on barcelona radio you'll be happy to hear it again if not not, we wanted to make sure all the KFC Radio fans hear it as well. So we got those two things and, of course, your voicemails. So let's get into those right away.

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Mile 22 in theaters August 17th. Voicemails. What do we got? Hey, KFC, Fights, Super Producer BC. Recently found myself in a wild situation so the other night i met my boyfriend and his roommate has this girl coming over who he's been hooking up with recently but swears up and down to us all the time that he's going to talk her anyway they're in his room doing whatever when all of a sudden he comes out and calls my boyfriend over and they go into the bathroom together. I'm sitting there like, okay, this is definitely something's wrong.

My boyfriend comes out looking horrified and says we need to go to the ER, and his roommate comes out behind him holding a towel that's, like, soaked in blood. We take him to the ER, and long story short, this chick lacerated his roommate's dick while giving him head. My boyfriend and I were like, well, at least he can finally get rid of this chick. But he was like, nah, she has unfinished business. So my question is, who's crazier in this situation? The roommate for going back to the chick who basically vampire his dick off? Or the chick who's just sitting here like a psychopath,

totally unconcerned with the fact that she almost bit this guy's dick off while giving him a blowjob. Let me know what you think. Thanks. I'm imagining it's the guy here. I bet there was a blowjob mishap, probably almost like more his fault than hers. And she was probably like, yeah,

I told you to stop doing this or that. Oh, the idea is she has unfinished business. Oh, that's crazy. That's like, you jumped into the tiger's cage. He bit your arm off. I gotta go back. He's got unfinished business. His business is to fucking kill you, bro. I was gonna say, you want the whole dick taken off instead of just a chunk of it?

I bet you she was, I mean, it sounds like this girl does not give a great blowjob, but I bet you he was, you know, trying to do some shitty stuff on a porn movie or whatever. You know, I'm sure that's why she was just sitting there like, well, I told him to stop like pushing my head. I told him to start doing this, stop doing that. And he didn't. So guess what?

I'm envisioning her something like Hitler. What's his name? What's his name? I don't know. No, the fucking Anthony Hopkins. Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Lecter. Just sitting there very calm, blood dripping out of her lips.

Cleaning off her fingers. A nice Chianti. Just like the most casual animal. A wild animal just sitting there like, hmm, what are you going to do? I guess you got to take him to the hospital. Just blood is just pouring out of her mouth. Dick blood, too. That's not the good kind of blood.

No, that's the worst. There's no good blood. Well, that's. No good blood. No, there's no good blood. No good blood. I don't know why you hesitated on that one. No good blood.

Well, like a steak. A steak has good blood, even though it's not really blood. That's not really blood. Yeah. Real blood is never good blood. I think this is a blowjob gone wrong. Very wrong. I wouldn't call that girl a psychopath.

I would call her like she gets bad head. The psycho here is the guyjob gone wrong. Very wrong. I wouldn't call that girl a psychopath. I would call her like she gets bad head. The psycho here is the guy who wants more. Yeah. Well, she's been saying that he means to dump her. Do you think he dumped her beforehand and then was like, how about one more blowjob? This is breakup sex. And she was like, I feel like this is like. I think you have.

If that's the case, then it's her. Because best case scenario, you have a severed dick in your mouth. Yeah, I mean, there's blood all up in her mouth. You know? Yeah, no, I know. You've got someone else's blood in your mouth? Yikes. If I was me, I'd be like, I've got to go to the hospital, too.

I don't know, like tested for all sorts of shit. Yeah, tested for everything. Do you have rabies, dude? Nobody's a winner in this situation. But I still think that there's a good chance that this is just a sexual mishap, not like a premeditated dick chomp. Although I wouldn't stay with her because she has unfinished business. But I think maybe part of me would be, like, I'd feel bad. But I don't want to end on this note.

I feel bad. Like, I don't want to end on this note. I feel bad. Oh, I was going to say, I think I could maybe, like, exploit her and be like, yo, you almost bit my dick off, so you got to do this, that, and the other thing. I wouldn't think of blackmail. Yeah, just straight up, like, extortion. And, like, be like, you know, for everything. Be like, can you, like, scratch my back?

No. Well, do you want to see my dick? It's got, like, ten stitches. How long do you think it is before you can have sex again? Because's i mean it's gotta be a while right i would have to think and you know what you know what the real problem is like you gotta rehab your dick you can't like if you get stitches how does this work oh no i know you're gonna pop your stitches if you get a boner you have to take like estrogen pills i had i had a buddy who considered getting a circumcision in like high school or

something like that. Yeah. And he would have had to take, I don't know if it's estrogen pills, but something. So you can't get a boner. I mean, yeah.

If you get hard, you wrap your stitches. Yeah. I stay, by the way, if I had, you definitely have to rehab this. You have to take the estrogen pills and then you have to like wean yourself

off those, get your dick strong again. Healthy. I think that that girl should almost be sentenced to like like helping you through that like four to six weeks you have to be like his slave what help i can't just everything like you have to make my life easier because i've got like you do you know how scary it is the mental torture john the mental anguish that goes into like don't get a boner don't get a boner don't get a boner what if i get a boner what if i get a boner it's gonna pop like thater. What if I get a boner? What if I get a boner?

It's going to pop. Like that is. That's how you get a boner. That's why you always get them in church. Absolutely. You want a boner? Think about not getting a boner. Yeah.

You're probably getting a boner right now. Everyone's probably getting hard right now just thinking about it. Don't get hard. Yikes. So that girl for life, you know, until my dick is better, you got to like do the dishes and like cook and clean for me. You want to slave? Yes.

I think if you ruin my dick and I need to take estrogen pills and I got stitches that might pop and I have the mental torture of not being able to just get a hard on, you need to make up for it in every other way. That should be like a judge would be like, boom, you're sentenced to four to six weeks of servitude. I would take that exchange. Me too. I'm really just thinking about the back scratching. If I could just get someone to scratch my back for six weeks. See, mine is like just do the things I'm supposed to do. Pick up your laundry.

Yeah, like little things like work stuff, like paperwork. Yeah. Like we're in the middle of that. Like you get my paperwork. Yeah, right, right. Mail this. Like what Spider does for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Spider's always doing stuff. It's like, nah, don't worry, Spider. I got this girl who broke my dick. She's right, right. Mail this. Look what Spider does for me. Spider's always doing stuff. It's like, no, don't worry, Spider. I got this girl who broke my dick. She's going to do it for me. You fuck around, you'll get a job at Barstool if you bite my dick. Yo, what's up, KFC? Fights. Super producer, BC.

So I got a story for you. I'm driving to my girl's house. I'm on a major interstate. And we're going about 65 miles per hour. And I'm driving past this guy. And he's reading a fucking magazine smoking some wooden pipe. I mean, I've never seen anything like this before. So, I mean, long story short,

my question for you guys is what is the weirdest thing you've ever seen somebody do while they're driving? Alright, thanks. I was going to say do is jerk off, but I don't know about seen. I haven't really seen, but yeah, I guess get ahead

and I saw it was myself. I was looking down at me. i was looking in the mirror and then it was me uh we one of our family members used to read like the newspaper i know you're listening to the shout out mark he used to have like a full newspaper my dad used to like be i think driving to work with him and he'd be like like that's the work and now that's the crazy thing covered mark the craziest thing. Covered Mark. The craziest thing about this stuff is when it's you, it's totally normal. Oh yeah.

You're like, whatever. I got this. When you're in the passenger seat, if somebody even looks at their phone for a second, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're going to kill it.

You know what? Like, like the, the, there's a millisecond before, like they don't hit the brakes when they're supposed to, you know, like the red brake legs ahead of you go off and it's like,

if there's just a split second where they can let it go a little too long. Yeah. Oh, break, break, break, break, break.

I trust nobody on this planet. Nobody. Yeah. And when I, but when I'm doing it, I'm, I literally have been driving with my knees while I'm firing off full blown texts.

I don't drive much anymore, but there were times I'd get home and be like, I didn't even look at the road. The other day, the other day the other day today i was like it's been a solid like 30 seconds since i even looked up that's a long time to be driving blind yeah it's it's it's something i i don't think it's cool it's something i genuinely do try to work on it's but it's it's like it's a death trap yeah it's it's it's bad the only the only time i like when the kids are in the car with me i'll put it away and that's when i realize how much i'm like oh wow i literally read my phone every time i drive because when the kids are not and i have

to put it down i'm like well this is fucking boring what am i supposed to be i'm not even reading anything right now and the crazy thing is too when you're not doing that everyone else around you is yeah so like you're the one being safe with the kids in the car everyone else doesn't have kids in the car right everyone else around you in a fucking full box around you is checking twitter and yeah that's scary yeah it's scary it's very scary but here's the thing like i'm good at it they're not yeah exactly you know i'm great at it i'm like a better driver when i'm tweeting you know the guys are like i drive better drunk i drive better when I tweet.

It's going to be so wild when we have to explain this to our kids. What, because they're not going to drive cars? Yeah. When we have to explain it to our grandkids or kids, whatever it is. You know what's really going to suck? We used to just drive these things. Like, what?

Yeah, the government was cool with it. They'd give us licenses to do it. And they were probably like, oh, yeah, what, when you were like 30? No, 15, 15 and a half. Yeah. You know, you barely are functioning. You like a brain that's not even like formed yet here's an automobile it's a fucking here's a metal trap of death i mean oh have fun and and oh wow like you guys probably

only could drive like a couple miles an hour no like 70 in most places 70 miles an hour they really wouldn't pull you over unless you're going 85. Right. 15 miles an hour is like safe. Yeah. And like, well, oh, well,

that sucks. Like, you have to focus on the road. Like, we didn't. No. No,

we didn't. We would drink. We would. How would you, like, protect yourself? We just, like,

put a belt over us. Just like a little strap. Something that would cut you in half if you were going fast enough. And what happened if you crashed? The pillow would shoot out in half if you were going fast enough. And what happened if you crashed? The pillow would shoot out.

What the fuck is going on here? What are we doing? They're going to be stunned. They're going to think it's like when our grandparents told us they walked six miles school uphill both ways, but that's bullshit. Drove my own cars. No, I'm serious. We drove these things.

Even the girls. Even the little girls we let drive. Yeah, but you know what's going to suck? Smoking a pipe and reading the magazine. Yeah, girls put on full makeup. Guys, I watched The Office. I would prop my phone up and just have The Office. You know what sucks, though, is not being able to, like, going for a drive sometimes.

You do your road rage. Yeah. A lot of people, we were talking on Barstool Radio on Friday, like, you put, though, is not being able to, like, going for a drive sometimes. You do your road rage. A lot of people, we were talking on Barstool Radio on Friday, like, you put, like, your favorite song on, you put the windows down, you, like, drive along the water, and you have a moment where you pretend you're in a movie. Like, all that's gone. You're just going to sit in the back of, like, an Uber that's automated. You can watch the movie. No, but you know what I mean? Like, you don't have that feeling. I mean, one of my favorite things in the world to do is pick out a random car On the road and pretend that we're racing

You're not going to ever do that The kids are never going to know that You're right you'll have to start boxing or something What? I don't know That's how you feel when you're in a movie? You just step in the ring? Well mine is the road rage

You gotta get your anger and aggression out Hey guys So I just had pretty major surgery and when i got home from the hospital a couple nights later i was still out of it and at like midnight all of a sudden i heard like blaring music throughout my neighborhood and i live in the suburbs so like typical all our backyards are connected. So I went and looked out and it like, I thought it might've been like kids, a couple of doors down, like whatever. But I looked out and it was my middle-aged neighbor was on her back porch and had the music blaring. And she was married to this like clinically psycho guy, but they just recently broke up and she has this new bald old boyfriend.

And so I looked out and I like waved. It was almost the day I waved. She saw me and she turned the music down a little bit. So I went back to bed and then like, I don't know, maybe 10 minutes later, I, the music was still really loud. So I like peeked out again and her and her new boyfriend were full on doing it on their back porch um yeah that was not a sight I really wanted to see um so I like looked away and went back to bed and then like maybe like two minutes later the music shut off and they went inside so i was just wondering like what should i have done in that situation like obviously i'm not a narc i'm not gonna like call the police on them because their music's loud but and they're like being all right exhibitionist is this not the most girl story ever a lot of unnecessary details you

told me you had surgery recently why what did that that voicemail could have been yesterday i saw my neighbors having sex on the back porch what should i have done instead it started out so i had pretty major surgery recently that is the most girl moment maybe ever on this show that was wild i listen to these and i just you know name them what the main part of it right and then I play it and I see you guys react to the surgery and I probably, you know, thinking about the dick slices. It's like, no, I didn't even know that happened. None of that matters.

I mean, listen, if you catch someone, your neighbor's having sex, you do what everybody does and you go masturbate. I mean, it's one of the best things in the world is hearing your neighbors have sex. What if you just start jerking off right there or masturbating right there? Well, that's like the perfect crime.

It's like, you ain't saying shit. It's like trying to report to the police someone stole your drugs. That ain't happening. You steal so many drugs, everyone's looking at each other. They know exactly what went on. You can't do anything about it. It's like, hey, stop jerking off over there. Well, you're banging.

The whole neighborhood is a whole big circle jerk. Everyone's just like, Let's all just jerk off And have sex And then nobody's gonna say anything Yeah I mean You can't You can't do anything Other than either jerk off there

Or go to bed Right And listen It ain't going to bed But like You can't like Call him out You can't do anything

Look you've been neighbors For so long One night they decided To fuck outside Yeah Let her live It sounds like she just Got a divorce or broke up or something. Got a new man.

Yeah, wants to smash out. Right. He's bald, but whatever. That's another thing. Why do we need to know the new guy's an old bald guy? Crazy details on that. Listen. Listening to your neighbor through the door.

Girls tell stories like old men. They just go on and on. And Mifflin. He was a tall man. Was it Monday or Tuesday? I think it was a Tuesday. No, it was Monday because I go to Pilates on Monday. So yeah, shut the fuck up!

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Deanna Trump time. Let's get it. Shout out to... I almost said Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore. Shout out to Happy Gilmore. That one is an instantaneous. This is Frankie. I got to be honest.

I don't know if you could tell by my voice. I was kind of mocking Flick Friday earlier. It's turned out great. It's been great, yeah. I don't know about the whole second half of it with the flicking your bean, although I did like to touch myself. It's multidimensional. It's multidimensional, but it's been awesome.

So before the break and coming up at about 5.30 today, we'll have Marlon Wayans. How much money do you think Marlon's winning? 75 million. Oh, wow. I had 120 million. Oh, wow. So now this game's ruined.

You were 40. Well, you guys said. I did overhype it. I know. Well, I mean, I don't think. I would have said 50 if you didn't hype it up. Most people don't think of him as tens of millions. I didn't think of him as tens of millions of dollars.

If anything, I thought that Keenan Ivory was kind of the gatekeeper and got all the money and they were breaking off crumbs for these other guys. But I guess you've got to remember that White Chicks is one of those movies that is just syndication or whatever you call it. He's still making money off that. He also has a network comedy. He's on NBC.

He's got a stand-up out on Netflix. He did two scary movies. The Wayans Brothers, he was doing when he was 18 years old, so he's just been making money. If you've just been around that long, that was another thing. I was like, I have no idea how old you are. Because he's looked the same exact way. This is probably a better guess.

This is probably better. How old is Marlon Wayans? I would say... I just looked it up. I can't say. You're not fun at all. 47? 46. I don't want to You're not fun at all. 47? Oh, 46. Okay. I don't want to ruin the rest of the interview,

but... If I was a real producer, I would have played this song. I mean, this reminds me of White Chicks. Oh, yeah. Yep. Terry.

Fucking time. Yep, that's the one. What a movie that must have been. We actually didn't get into White Chicks for one reason or another. I just kind of forgot to bring it up.

I can tell you why because I wasn't sure that was that Wayne. There are ten of them. Yeah, literally, he's the youngest of ten. I said that right before. Marlon Wayans, I know he's a Wayans bro, but I don't know exactly who he is. Which one? Who's in Little Men?

Do you know that movie I'm talking about? I do know. I think that's Marlon. That's Marlon. Yeah. So that's the other thing, too, is you start to go, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Yep. He was also in that one where he was the dead basketball player.

Yes, the six man. I forgot to talk about that, too. Fuck. That shit made me cry before. We're going to need you in a minute. Oh, we're going to need you right now, bro. Right now. So last night was one of those nights where Twitter just,

YP just fucking shrugged his shoulders, cracked his knuckles, ready to go. Last night was a night where the internet is all, it's worth all the bullshit. It's why, literally, nights like last night are why I got into the game. It's nights where, like, you're friends with strangers on the internet because you're all just having such a common ground, such a funny moment together. So, and here's the deal. You gotta be a true internet and porn degenerate for this one. So I don't know if this applies to everybody. I was going to say, I feel like Tommy Smokes is going to know what the fuck we're talking about.

Not at all. Because I bet, have you ever watched black porn, Tommy? There we go. I've seen it. What a question. You just got to look at a guy who's having a peruse of that. No, you're right. You're right.

I would say Tiana Trump's a crossover star. She's not just. She's perfect. She's very light skinned. Easy enough for the white guys, black enough for the black guys, and she is super skilled. So you gotta know, Tiana Trump is a black porn star. She is awesome at her job. She went to jail a couple times. She's crazy on social media. She just puts up porn of herself on Snapchat and Twitter. So she is on Twitter crazy on social media. So she like just puts up porn of herself on Snapchat and Twitter. So she is like a very like on Twitter and on social media,

you know, she's very well known and drives, drives people wild, particularly the black guys. They just go bananas for her. And me. She's kind of, to me,

the black Lana Rhodes in a way. She's like a new age star that does crazy shit. Yeah. Is that hot too? She's beautiful. So the other one, first of all, I think Tiana Trump's active on social media. I just hope, you know, shout out. We lana in here call in tiana call in or just

come into the office that's him we're coming up on the year anniversary apartment ip's like yeah whatever just easy but anyway so the other girl involved in this event was britney renner who is an ig girl she's like an insta model big fat ass shaking it around all the time and she's like an instant model, big fat ass shaking it around all the time. And she's like right on the verge of probably decided to do porn. Like, yeah, you might as well just go do it. So last night she puts up like a two or three second video of just Tiana Trump and her sitting backwards on chairs, just like twerking their asses. And Twitter went wild. It was like the Joker. Here we go.

And it was just guys like Tyler and all the stars of black Twitter were just going in with the memes and the tweets and the comments. And in that moment, we were all one. Nobody was trolling. Nobody was being a narcissistic asshole. We weren't talking politics in the echo chamber. Everybody was just like, what if these two do porn together?

And it was incredible. I put up a blog kind of highlighting some of the highlights of the tweets. But if you just go on Twitter and search Brittany Renner or Tiana Trump or both, you can scroll the memes and the tweets for hours. It's unbelievable. It's like me and Kevin were saying earlier.

It's like a crowdsourcing of like 10,000 people, the best 200 jokes. And here's the thing. And again, Marlon Wayans will tell you about this. Like every black person on Twitter is funny. They're all like on Twitter. They're all as funny as like a Barstool blogger. If they could do podcasts and they could write full-length blogs,

they'd all take our jobs. And also, it's like you're getting all of the best ones. Like some of them may have bricked last night, but we're taking the pasta strainer and getting the best 200 funniest tweets. Yes. It is so motherfucking funny. It's things that I didn't even know I would laugh at.

You're like, my brain didn't even know what that was, and now I'm laughing. And that's what I'm saying. Like, there's some dude out there who is just like, he's got this picture of, like, a movie meme saved on his phone that, you know, he had it ready to go. The knowledge that people on Twitter use to store memes is crazy. I could never.

My brain doesn't work like that. I can't do memes. I don't know how. You're too dumb for memes. I just can't. It just doesn't. My brain works in longer form. It doesn't make sense.

That's the difference. And those guys I'm talking about on Black Twitter, they could just fire off. They could never write a blog or do what you do. I'm not sure they could. They could just fire off. I'm not sure they could. They could just fire. Some of these guys, though, I'm saying, are not like – I'm just saying that the average person is not thinking that way.

They're just like, I'm going to write this tweet. And it actually is like, well, I tried to do this for a living, and it's so much funnier than anything I could come up with. Yeah. I think you should ease up on encouraging them so much to take our jobs because they may just – Like, if all these people from last night came in, like, Dave would be like, see you guys later. These dudes are so funny. And we recapped it. You know what's funny?

My favorite one wasn't even a meme one. It was just a reply to Tyler. And it was like, yo, man, I know what everybody's looking at. But those soles look soft as hell. Both girls were barefoot. That's another thing you can always count on from the internet. The creeps will come out. I was dying.

I know I was looking at the asses twerking, but those soles looked soft as hell. It was so funny. My favorite was Tyler saying, I am uncontrollably horny right now. It was so good, man. But, dude, I didn't know who Brittany Reddick was. Can we try to get Tyler on the line? If Trill's available, I'd love to talk to him about this. Bro, it's also, like, one of those things where they start cross-referencing stuff that I also like but don't really talk about with my friends.

Like, they were like, this is bigger than, like, Drake and Future. What a time to be alive. Like, they start saying things that, like, it's everything that I'm a fan of, but, like, our, like, normal white dudes don't normally talk about. But then we're like, that's so cool that you guys, like, mixed those two. Yep. The thing, too, was I didn't know who Brittany Renner was. So I just saw her, and I was thinking, holy shit,

how have I not heard of this porn star? So I actually was asleep last night. I didn't really see this pop off. I was catching up on Shooter, classic show. So I wasn't paying too much attention to Twitter. John, I don't go on Twitter anymore. Feidelberg. And that's false.

You're an addict. I didn't say it. You didn't go on it. I said last night I was just watching TV and wasn't looking at my phone. How do you do that? I don't know. You just stare at the screen the whole time? I just watch shows i like um

but so this morning when i woke up i woke up like eight o'clock and the first thing i did was i opened my phone i saw all that shit immediately laptop on the chest pornhub.com britney renner and i was like wait a second she's not a fucking porn star yet out to be bro and that's better than anything that's like what we talked about when we had our Lana Rhodes situation, like when you're watching the prospects come to the majors. You should have seen it last night. It was probably like midnight. This is all going down. I don't know. Whatever. 11? Maybe a little earlier.

And, I mean, if you look at my search history right now, it's pretty round around IG, Tiana Drummond, Born Up. You just gotta re-familiarize yourself with the subjects here. I mean, Tiana Drummond, I've just run through her catalog. Tiana Trump is my OAR. She's my fallout boy.

I've heard it all so much. And I'll go back when I need the nostalgia, but I've heard it all. I know every word to every song. It's almost not as good because when I hear a certain album for the first time and you're like, oh, shit, I can't have that moment because I've seen her tricks already. And that's where Pornhub, the verified users comes in. That's been my new game. What does that mean?

They have, like, Pornhub community has, like, the verified users. Oh, yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No doubt. That's, like, the couples who are, like, pros and shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's. No, but what Kevin was about to say, though, we were talking earlier.

It's the same thing as like LeBron MVP. Like, what do they call it when they get tired of fatigue? That's the word. Sometimes I have trouble thinking of words. A little too many concussions, John Henry. You know what I mean? But it's literally MVP voting fatigue. She could win porn star of the year every year.

Not even porn star. I'm saying every time I whack it should be to her. But I don't because it's like how many times? It's like when Sidney Crosby scores like a backhand. You're not going to be like oh shit every time. It's like oh shit. It's a LeBron triple-double. Exactly. Everyone's like

well yeah, but his team didn't win. It's like we're going to diminish what Tiana just did because she does it all the time. Every time I log on. Because she went to jail for a few months. because she does it all the time. Every time I log on. Because she went to jail for a few months. When she went to jail, when she got out of jail, the only time I've ever seen Tiana Trump Twitter better was when she got out of jail. Yeah.

They were counting it down and shit. It was horrible. What did she go to jail for? It was moving a good amount of weight across the state line. Was it? Wow. I mean, not weight, weed, but it was like... It seemed like it was so secret.

Couple kilos. That's more than just some little petty shit. I might be wrong. It's something I read on a tweet, maybe. It's all hearsay. The point is, it's strictly out of necessity for variety.

I could just load it up every time and just fastball. And you know exactly what you're going to get. But it's like sometimes you want to throw the curve because it's like, let's just switch this up just for the point of not repeating the same thing every time. This is Troll's music? Wow. I think this is the first time you've done this as his entrance music? Yeah. I think it's a great choice you've done this as his entrance music.

Yeah. I think it's a great choice. Did you consult him at all? No, we didn't have enough time because we're kind of running to a – I kind of like it. Oh, yeah. We got Trill on the line now. What's up, Tyler? How we doing, bro?

What's up? What's up? Yeah, this is good music. I like it. Right? I was going to say, I had a feeling you're going to be okay with this one. It's strong. Last night, Twitter was just – I call it the moments like why we do this.

And you being like primarily a Twitter personality, you help basically like fuel this fire and create these like nights and moments. But compare it, compare Tiana Trump, Brittany Renner, Twitter to other like Twitter moments that you've had. Where does this rank? Oh, God. I'm really trying to. I think the hype might be number one.

I know we're all going to be let down. It's going to be some terrible skit or brochure or something that they're pushing. But we've got hope. Hope. Hope that we have that carried us last night. I honestly think that whatever they're doing they shouldn't drop for like a year just to just to capitalize on that hope every single day you wake up maybe today's the day and i'm gonna keep following them and keep checking and and don't

put out that instagram ad that disappoints us because we want to in my mind dude she is breaking bad she's turning into a porn star and tianaiana Trump, there's going to be a video called, like, Tiana Trump shows Brittany Renner's The Ropes and teaches her. The Ropes! The Ropes! Get it? The fucking Ropes! Did you mean to do that? Yes, the little double entendre, The Ropes!

Wow. I mean, it would be perfect. So, but that, I mean, the Twitter shit was, and you know what I found to be the primary theme, Tyler, is the beating your meat jokes and memes. That seems to be taken off even more so than it has been on Twitter recently. We've taken the shame away, man. Real beaters unite.

We're proud. Thank God, bro. Thank God. We've been persecuted too long, the meat beaters. Yeah, those days are done. Real beaters unite. Can we put that on a shirt? RBU.

I love it. Also, can we just say, Tyler, I hope you know what role you play for all of us. You're like the Paul Revere of Black Twitter. He's the Rosetta Stone. He unlocks it. When I see you raise the flag, all right, something's going down. That's how I know. It's normally maybe Coley, but you're normally.

That's when I'm like, all right, here it is. Like, let's ride up. And then I start, like, entering in. But it's not something I go into all the time. But when I see Paul Revere riding and he's like, Deanna Trump is coming. I'm like, all right, let's go. Let's see what's happening. Coming.

Get it? Yeah, every once in a while it's something – it transcends us all. It's like we all need to see this. That's exactly what I said, man. Usually we're all at each other's fucking throats on Twitter. This was like the – you know, we all need to see this. That's exactly what I said, man. Usually we're all at each other's fucking throats on Twitter. This was like, you know, we all united. Yeah, at least for one second. I think, honestly, what they should do, if they were like everybody, Venmo or whatever, a dollar,

I feel like they'd raise like $10 million. A dollar? Honestly, bro, seriously. That was another one of my favorite ones. It was the it was the shannon sharp with uh it's gonna be 120 only on pay-per-view shannon shannon has had a big time come up as far as his memes yes the clips of him has been awesome and i saw him replying to a couple so he's playing along with it so good on him

you know what else is one of my favorite out of all the the masturbation memes right now the um the extra the the load size extra large it's so good it says load size on the fucking washer and it's turned to extra large it's like funny but honestly when you i bought the floyd uh and con Connor fight for like, what was that, $100? $120? If you charge $400 for this, I'm serious. Like, look me in the face and be like, nah, I wouldn't. Like, come on, dude. I don't know why I'd be. I might pirate that shit. No, no, if you couldn't pirate, like hypothetically.

Like, if it was like one of those live stream, like a hard thing. I don't know. Whatever it is. If there's a way not to. I'm a huge advocate of, I like to say like like, once or twice a year, buy a porn subscription for a month to treat yourself. Because you see the world from a different angle that way. It's different.

Yeah, it's very different. Everyone thinks you do it all the time. Everyone thinks, like, for free is like, oh, I get it for free. Nah, it's different on that side of the fence. So get, like, once or twice a year, do that. But $400. Although, I've paid $400 this year. Well, you went to the bodega.

Also, it's more, yes. I mean, you paid $400 on like old grandma nudie magazine. Yeah, that was funny. Yeah. But what he's saying, you know what I'm not, I would not pay $400 to watch the porn. I would pay $400 to tweet about the porn.

You know what I mean? I want to be in the know and know what happened. I'm talking about like a chat room along with it. Like a live chat. Yo, my man is revolutionizing right now, Tyler. Basically, like you could only see the memes

in the chat room. You'd pay $400 for that. I would pay all sorts of exclusive money. Money for exclusivity on this where we're all a weird community beating our meat.

Real beaters unite. Where we all come together. Hey, my man. Come on, Tyler. Tyler, what's your max? How much would you pay? For like the chat room, like the entire experience? Whole experience.

Realistically. I'd be willing to go up to two bills. I'd be willing to go up to two bills. I think that's more fair than $400. And you know what? You know what? Okay, here's what we do. We'll set the price point.

No, no, here's what we do. Two bills for like regular access, $400 for like exclusive. You get even more. Yeah. Get even more. We'll get the bonus scenes. Two bills for like regular access. 400 for like exclusive. You get even more. Yeah. Get even more. You get the bonus scenes. We'll put like. And I'll tell you what.

Yana Jones is pretty funny behind the scenes because I've watched her behind the scenes. She's funny. I've watched her BTS. She's funny. I don't want to listen.

When you know BTS, you know you're dirty, bro. That's so true. I've searched that shit before. BTS. God damn it. Jokes in between takes and stuff. Oh, I love it.

Like little mishaps. You see shit go wrong. Jenna Hayes is a great BTS, too. It's been too long since the porn, bro. I've had these demons. There's a Reddit page called Extras EXXX. Yeah, and that's all behind the scenes. Frankie's a big, I don't want to out him, but I know a guy that's a big, the depths of Reddit porno guy.

I'm not outing him. Frankie, is that bad to say? Is that bad to say? I mean, he just brought up some specific page. I thought that's okay to say. Yo, that surprises me 0%. We all know that Frankie Pirelli is a dirty bird when it comes to those habits. And we all have.

Frankie's into some shit, though. We all know that. What did Tyler just say? Beat meters are no longer persecuted. No shame. No shame, bro. That's what I did. No shame.

This is a judgment-free zone. 100%, dude. How much do you think they could make, Tyler, if they did the $400 for that access, whatever? Or do you think if they did, like you said, everyone paying a dollar, if they did GoFundMe, where it's like for $1 you get this, $5 you get this,

$10, they could retire on this video. I would pay, if you told me $1, like if you told me $10, bro, yeah. Think about yeah think about rough i feel like my mom would fucking donate like everybody's just gonna throw a dollar i'm talking about they do like a press conference like same thing as rough and rowdy like the same hype like promo videos all this shit like tiana trump like talking shit to the camera yo they could raise some serious

i might i might get us on the line and pitch this idea yeah Yeah, the tail of the tape, like you measure their ass. Yeah, it's like a square off, like a face off. And there's like a... I mean, I don't want to go in further. I was going to say, this idea is too good, man. There's a good chance this is created by tomorrow.

We're giving away the game, man. Let's take this off air. I don't want to be, you know, disclosing any ideas. Tyler, when you see something like that and you just throw out, I mean, YP is talking about Paul Revere. Do you know when you're about

to do something? Do you know when it's about to really pop off? Sometimes, like with that, again, everybody watches porn. That's not a black or white thing. That's how I knew we'd all unite. Porn does not see color bro

well except Tommy Smokes yeah Tommy just I should have seen I've seen some black porn now that there's a black guy on the line no no no I said it before

he was on the line he said I've seen it yeah I was like I've seen it I think it's precisely one porn before you came on I was like Tommy I don't I feel like you're not a guy

who's seen too much black porn and he just just hesitated and then I said I've seen it it. And then I said, I've seen it. It's not my first search, but I've seen it. I'm familiar. We were talking about how there's just so many funny fucking people on Twitter that you wonder if they could get a crack at a podcast or a blog or something,

if they could do this for a living. Cause sometimes I see the people you're retweeting or interacting with. And I'm like, that's a funnier fucking tweet than I have ever sent in my life. And it's from some dude with like 57 followers who's just like hanging out for the night. And I want to be like, like,

can this guy, it's like, it's like some dude, it's like Jadakiss when he's like a player better than Jordan who didn't, you know, it was locked up. It's like, can we give these people a shot? Because who knows, man?

Those are the funniest people. The people with 117 followers, the ones that don't try to argue with you, those are the funniest people on the internet. They're there for jokes. They're such hit or miss. No, because it's either they're there to tell you fuck you to every single tweet, or they're there to just kind of chill and be like, deliver just some hilarious thing to yours. Like, Tyler, I was saying the funniest reply to yours that I saw, it wasn't even anything with a meme or anything like that. It was the guy who said that the soles of their feet looked soft.

He's like, I know what everyone's looking at, but the soles of their feet. I went back and looked. I was like, he's right. They fucking do. Yeah, he called it. That guy's got an eye for talent. I also want to say, was like, he's right. They fucking do. Yeah, he called it. That guy's got an outfit talent. I also want to say, Tiana, pretty cool outfit. Yeah.

Shut up. Very well dressed. Yeah. They are both rocket ships, man. I like Tyler. Put that picture away. Yeah, right? Jesus.

Tiana's come a long way since she was the foreman on that construction site as far as the outfits go. Oh, no. Of course you know what I'm talking about. She had the foreman on that construction site as far as the outfits go. Of course you know what I'm talking about. She had the hard hat on. The construction site gangbang is like right up there in the pantheon. It's a blowbang. Blowbang. Yo, Tyler, when you said I am uncontrollably horny, I died.

And then when someone said, dude, get a hold of yourself, and you said, I'm about to. Oh, yeah. Cool. Very cool. I can't control my horny levels, man. My horny levels. Oh, I love it. Bro, when he's standing at the door with the belt and the meat behind it.

My meat's room. Oh, God. Unreal. Those memes are getting so complicated. There's one with, like, two little kids, a mom, and they're looking around the corner for the dad and there's like the knife and there's all sorts of shit there's like five different things killing your meat it's unbelievable also shout out to edp making a big uh performance last night edp pops up like probably a few times a year now and what he does he pops off hard yo yo but didn't he do something horrible can i say some shit i

looked him up i was like yo i used to love him. He has this whole video. I guess he got in trouble. I think he killed his neighbor's dog. What? Yeah, yeah. And he details it. There's a video. It got taken down because people were surprisingly had a problem with it.

And then he details it. He's like, I shot the dog. He wouldn't shut up. He does the whole thing. Oh, my God. He's like, I told him to shut up, and he wouldn't shut up. So I shot him. I'm off EDP.

Yeah, you can't kill dogs. Dude, it's like, and he's dead, I told him to shut up and he wouldn't shut up, so I shot him. I'm off EDP. And he's dead. What's that? That's how you lose a fan base quick. Real quick. There's a few things you can't do and that's one of them, man. He details it like he was in the right. He's like, I told him to get his dog inside and he didn't, so I shot the dog.

All that being said, I can separate that and laugh at the fuck. Those memes are from before. EDP, that's, but all that being said, I can separate that and laugh at the fuck. Well, this is, those memes are from before. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, EDP, it's like finding out Santa Claus isn't real, man. All right, Tyler, we appreciate it, bro. Keep doing your thing on Twitter. Follow him on Twitter, at TylerIM.

He's on mixtape. They're going to be down in Atlanta for the MLS All-Star game or celebrity game. Celebrity All-Star. Yeah, baby. Celebrity All-star game tomorrow. You playing him and Tyler, him and Coley. We're supposed to be playing in the celebrity. Also, you have a flock as the coach.

Come on. Yeah. Fucking right. Let's go. Tyler, don't let me down, man. I'm a big, I'm a big football guy. No, so I'm a big footy fan. I'm going to be checking your tapes, seeing how you play at center back or

striker. Nice. I want going to be checking your tapes, seeing how you play at center back or striker. Nice. I want to see you keep it all day. Yeah, I've been practicing today, working up a sweat. All right. That was special. That's a special moment. That was probably one of the funniest radio segments we've ever had.

I think on Barstool Radio, that's the funniest thing we've ever done. I was rolling. Who do you think's the funniest thing we've ever done. I was rolling. Who do you think is the two experts we had on there? Tyler in the world of Twitter or YP in the world of porn? Who is better in their respective field?

Oh my God. Tyler's my favorite person to follow on Twitter. At Tyler I am. I think he's more like an expert and proficient, but the passion that YP brings to porn is unparalleled.

It cannot be topped. That boy, he loves porn more than anything. He loves porn more than the fish. More than sharks. More than sharks. YP caught like jaws the other day. I know. Hopped in the water with it to tag it.

It's like you're going to get eaten by a shark one day. Tag by hand. He says he's pretty confident it's the first time in history that's been done. Human history. You know, sharks have been around for like 250 million years. YP's the first one to just hop in the water and tag it. With his hand. Imagine getting in the water with a shark and being like.

He's got like guns. Yeah. So he's like, I'm the first one. Like, you got to punch a shark. Yeah, those things are fucking thick. Yeah, the skin's thick to fucking puncture it. You got to like move your hand really fast. Imagine.

Punch the shark this weekend. Getting in the water and being like, I'll stab it. I'll stab the shark with the thing. What the fuck? I mean, I hate to say it, but I hope he gets eaten by a shark just because that's just what should happen at this point. He deserves it. Crazy. All right, Marlon Wayans time. Marlon Wayans is brought to you by Teeter.

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joins us. Hi, guys. After a quick pop-in. A night of partying. After a night of partying, up at 7. Coming from Sway's Universe, where it smells like black problems. It smells like all things bad for black people. Weed, liquor, diabetes, cake. You walk by the studio Your rep popped in

She's like He's just gotta go Say hi to Shade Or to Sway I was like Yeah that makes sense Noriega's in there People are partying

Having a good time Norie smelled like He just left the weed shop Like Norie smells like I could've bought Like a hundred dollars Worth of weed On him

And he would still Been good Now you gotta pop in here It's like alright I gotta go talk to these corny white boys for a second. I'll be back, man. This just smells like coffee. Coffee and water. Cocaine don't have a smell.

You white guys think you're slick. Cocaine don't have a smell. I got a sauce of chicken cheese in the bag. That might have a little something. Are you guys brothers? Because this is where you spent a lot of life. You're a racist. Good eyes, man.

Good eyes. Let me ask you. Can I curse? Yeah, do whatever you want. You definitely look like you popped out the same dick. That's hard. Facts. Are you like twins or just brothers?

No, just close. Four years. Not even that close. That's weird. No. Two good looking guys. I thought I met that close at age. Your mom had only two kinds of eggs. That's so weird. Too good looking guy. Your mom had only two kinds of eggs. That's so weird.

There's only two and it was you and him. That's crazy. Y'all look so much alike. It's coming from a fucking Wayne's brother, man. There's a thousand of you. You look like any of them. You look like you belong to like Patrick Swayze's family. Okay, take it. Take it, yeah. Or Jeff Goldblum

in that movie. Jeff Goldblum. What's that Fucking right, yeah. Not Jeff Goldblum. What's that movie? Jeff, what's his name? Not Goldblum. Daniels? No. The other one.

Those are kind of messed up, you know. Oh, thank you. Bridges, Bridges. Bridges. I knew I didn't want to say it. In the Alien movie. Jeff Bridges. Wow.

This morning I actually got compared to Sammy Watkins, though, so I'll take that. You need to use the white Sammy Watkins. Yeah. Who's Sammy Watkins? Yeah, he's this giant black dude. He used to have dreads. He cut his hair tight. Yeah, he just cut them this morning.

Wait, that looks like Fidelberg. Same exact face. It's weird. I need to see a picture. It's so good. You tweeted it, right? Well, Liz tweeted it this morning. His haircut. He looks like a British guy

that lives in Manchester and had a fight in a bar and he woke up the next day and this is what he looks like. That's pretty smart. I'm pretty sure I won. You see the other bloke? Yeah, no, that is pretty accurate. Most Saturday mornings, that'd be perfect.

So that's Sammy's face and that's him there. It's like a squished face and a nose. Yeah, kind of. is pretty accurate. Most Saturday mornings, that'd be perfect. So that's Sammy's face, and that's him there. It's like a squished face and a nose. Yeah, kind of. Right? You got black features. Okay. You may be albino. You look like Jeff Bridges, but you got black features.

You may be albino. That's all I'm saying. So you got this Netflix special out, Wokeish. Yes. You got the network sitcom, Marlin. Yeah, on NBC. But now you can watch it on Netflix or season two is on Hulu.

It's just all over the place. It's weird. That's good, though. You get on Netflix. That's where... Something gets on Netflix and they think it's out for the first time. They don't realize

because some people just live on Netflix. Absolutely. And so I get a lot of people going, yo, your Netflix show is great. I'm like, it's actually on NBC. But if you like it on Netflix, go for it. Yeah, who cares? As long as they watch it, right?

Here's my thing. You've been working forever. You've been doing movies forever. I used to watch the Wayans Brothers back in the day. Yes. I have no clue how old you are. I'm 95. You could tell me 95.

You could tell me you're like 35 and you started when you were like 12. Me and Morgan Freeman are the same age. It's crazy. Yeah. Black Don't Crack is like never better exemplified than with you. I'm 46. Wow. I mean. And I only get grified than with you. I'm 46. Wow. And I only get grays right here.

You look like, wow, I'm only 13. Look at all this gray I got. White guys, y'all don't age well. No, no. Cake in the rain. How old are you? I'm 33. Oh, you're a baby.

How old's your old-ass brother? 37. He looks like you after children. Like, you after children and, like, a month after you cheated on your wife. But you try to keep it together. Like, we're going to keep it together for the kids. You have no idea. And it's really stressing him out.

Yikes. Yikes. Oh, boy. Coming in hot, Marlon. Coming in hot, Marlon. Yikes Yikes Oh boy Coming in hot Marlon Coming in hot Marlon Yeah man We just got here like not too long ago You were riding the elevator up

And my man saw you down in the lobby And he just ran over the elevator to get in before you He didn't want to ride it up with you I thought it would have been weird to ride up with you And be like hey I'm about to start interviewing you But let's not talk right now because we want to save it for the show I would have been weird to write up with you and be like, hey, I'm about to start interviewing you, but let's not talk right now because we want to save it for the show. I would have told you that.

Oh, you don't? Let's not talk right now. Let's save it for the show. Don't talk to me, Jeff Bridges. A little journalism question. So how was it growing up in a house with 10 kids? Listen, young buck, newbie, listen. Shh.

Save it. All right, so put your socks on throw all those questions about his brothers. Talk that out, man. I have a question for you. Go for it. Why are black people so much funnier than white people? Because we have so much more pain. You didn't have to build America and get no credit.

So you actually got credit for building this place, and we just built it and get no credit. So you actually got credit for building this place and we just built it and got no credit. We have all the pain so we have to have jokes about the pain. When you grow up like Privilege, it's hard to find the pain in life. Comedy is about finding the funny

in your worst pain. That's what makes great comedians. Richard Pryor's like, oh my god, here's what's funny comedians. Like, Richard Pryor's like, oh, my God, here's what's funny about me being on fire. You're like, really? That actually makes perfect sense. Only a comedian could go, you know what's funny about child molestation? It happened to me.

We're so twisted that our worst moment becomes the funniest thing that ever happened, and that's the beauty of comedy. So you think if you haven't gone through some shit, you can't be funny? I do. I think it's harder. Yeah, definitely harder. Unless you have a privileged perspective.

Your jokes are privileged. Yours was funny about being super rich. Right. And people are going to be like, yeah, okay, I'm really not trying to hear those rhymes. The reason why rap works is because there's a bunch of people talking about stuff that they dream to have. It's like, the only reason why we love Jay-Z now

is because we remember when he used to sell crack, and now he's buying paintings. I remember when Jay-Z used to sell crack, but if Jay-Z came out just talking about yo, I got paintings and my wife is rich. Fuck your life.

Fuck you. How dare you? But the fact that he grew up in the projects and now he's buying paintings and his wife is Beyonce. You go, yo, I remember when he was just the big lip dude that looked like a turtle out the shell that was selling crack on the block. And now he's actually made his dreams come true. So, yeah, I think pain helps. That makes sense. The only funny white people are clinically depressed.

Absolutely. Yeah, depression is, like, very key. Yeah. You need depression. Like, you need to have been through some stuff. And if you think about it, like, you know, some people put themselves through bad times just to find the funny.

You know, we all have pain in life. And the beauty of comedy is what's funny about your pain? And when you do that, I think that's when you're really starting to get good as a comedian. I'm starting to get there myself. I call it like layers of an onion. My first special, Woke-ish, I talked about the world and a little bit about myself and, like, my kids. This next act I'm doing is more about me, my life, pain,

love, the things that make me me. I feel like I'm on a good journey. Now, speaking of pain in your life, you grew up a Jehovah's Witness. No, nigga. My daddy was Jehovah's Witness. And here's the funny part is my mom was not. My mom was like fuck you

I like Christmas I had a Jehovah's Witness in my class Joey couldn't eat his birthday cupcakes He couldn't draw Santa My dad never said happy birthday to me My birthday was July 23rd My dad called me up and goes Hey son happy day that

Things happened and you were here What is that? On Christmas, my dad would go, Happy Wednesday. Nigga, Merry Christmas. He didn't do that to be a dick. Like, come on, just say it. Just say it.

I get why my dad was Joe Witness. He had 10 kids and no money. He was like, how the fuck do I get out of this? How do I not buy any of these little bastards gifts? We don't believe in that. We don't believe in that. We don't believe in that. It's just another day. That's a pig in holiday.

Yo, 10 kids is no joke. I got two. My vagina hurts. Just when you say it. If I multiplied my life right now by five, I would fucking kill myself. That's a promise. It is how poor we were. There were days I would wish one of my brothers wasn't born. Just so I could have his lunch.

Because you got a little bit more. Just so I could have his lunch. I'd have two bologna sandwiches if Sean wasn't here. Why do we need Damon? You think comedy is something you're, like, born with? Like, do you think there was a chance that, like, one of you boys wouldn't have been funny? Oh, one of us was not funny. All of us was funny.

My brother Dwayne was not funny. He was funny because he was crazy. Like, he was, like, literally, like, clinically, like, a crazy person. And that was his funny. I think, honestly, listen, everybody has funny in them. It's hard to tap into that funny. Really? I don't know.

I think some people are just purely unfunny. Even the, listen, Richard Wright, right? For example. Is Richard Wright? What's his name? The Wright, the comedian. And he's very, it's comedy. Huh?

Steve. Steven Wright. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's very, it's comedy. Huh? Steve. Steven Wright. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's very dry and it's comedy. But that's what makes it funny. Like he would literally sit there and do that and you will be busting up. He found what's funny about me. Everybody has something funny about them.

You just got to tap into it. It's hard to tap into what's funny about me? Everybody has something funny about them. You just got to tap into it. It's hard to tap into what's funny about you. Until you go through some shit, right? But once you do, no. Until you just realize, yo, to me, it's the best way to get out of depression is going, what's funny about this? In my worst situations, I've always gone,

what's funny about this? Like, yo, what's really funny about, like, my girl leaving me with my two children? Here's what's funny funny about my girl leaving me with my two children? Here's what's funny about getting caught cheating. Everything I've ever been through that's the worst situation, I always said, all right, here's what's funny about it. Right.

Yeah, but so I'm literally going through that right now. And I'm trying to do that. And in this day and age, in this world, there are people who are just like they are not finding humor in it. You've got to find humor in it. And once you find humor in your pain, who the fuck are you to judge me about something that's making me cry and I'm making you laugh about it?

My worst moment, I talk about it on my stage, my stand-up now, my worst moments, I put on stage because it's my therapy. And for me to go up there and talk about it

and for me to express what I've been through, I'm not saying that this is your, this is what I've been through. You can't tell me what's funny, what's not funny about my life. And for me to express what I've been through. I'm not saying that this is what I've been through. You can't tell me what's funny, what's not funny about my life. And if you can make them laugh about your pain, it makes you feel better about your experience. And you look at your experience a little bit differently. And you go, ah, I went through that for a reason.

But you're like a big on social media guy. You have a shitload of followers. Yeah. Don't you think there's a huge difference between that and the stage? Absolutely. Where there's so much like clap back and shit like that. That's like pictures and stuff like that. For me, the stage is where it's at.

I don't really like social media like that. I do social media. I don't like it. I'm not that guy that's going to live on social media. You want to see me be funny? Come see me on stage. You want to see me live, breathe? You want to see me as an artist?

Come see me on stage. You want to see me promote something? Watch my social media. I'm not. And now. Watch me as an artist? Come see me on stage. You want to see me promote something? Watch my social media. I'm not. And now. Watch me on SiriusXM. Exactly. Like, for me, like, I will, now I'm starting to do, like, YouTube sketches, things like that for entertainment.

But really, I just go, I hate doing the Instagram. I hate doing the Twitter. I don't, I don't, I don't like it. I'd rather just, like, in my head, I wish all social media would go away. Just so we could go back to the days when we actually appreciated art for art. Like, this is an experience that, yo, like, I'm watching Dave Chappelle, and it's like 250 people in a room. And he's doing five hours on stage. And I'm not worried about letting everybody know where I'm at.

I'm just soaking this in. This is a special night, special moments. That to me when that comes back, man, that's when art to me is art again. This commerce bullshit, I don't like it. That was like the most clear to me when I think it was, who was the last guy, the last horse

to win the Triple Crown and it was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and it was like a shot from the crowd and every single person had their camera up. I was like no shot from the crowd, and every single person had their camera up. I was like, no one saw the horse with the triple crown. They were all fucking filming it. Exactly.

For me, I do this now. I used to, I lived on my phone. I try to put it down, because I want to live again. I want to live outside my phone, have moments here and there where I go to Instagram, but I don't want to live in this. I find myself on the toilet reading Instagram instead of studying lines. I find myself on Instagram, and I don't even worry about taking the shit I'm supposed to be taking. I spend an extra half hour on the toilet.

My legs are numb because I'm looking at some big ass on Instagram. And who cares? Really, who cares? I'd rather take that time to read a book, take that time to learn something. And I think, like, society's going to a bad place because now, as you see, all these social media platforms are actually taking your thoughts and they're starting to bend and manipulate you. Like, yo, you should be thinking this.

Oh, racism is coming back. Oh, they're making, they are making this whole, like, this whole false universe up that we're all starting to believe. And because our eyes are in this, we're all being manipulated. Yo, put it down. When they say, yo, racism is back and this and that, I got a lot of white friends. I don't feel nothing, no kind of, where's this at? Where is that? On Twitter. It's right here.

Why? When we don't know who's, no kind of, where is this at? Where is that? On Twitter. It's right here. Why? We don't know who's starting that kind of propaganda. I mean, yes, it's in the news, and yes, it happens in the South, but see, racism, like everything else, is kind of contagious. It becomes a lifestyle. But somebody's planting those seeds, and we have to be aware of it. Russia is smart. Yeah, man.

Smart as shit. Watch the fuck out for Russia I always like wanted to ask that like when we talked to like like we like Essie Cup is like when she works for CNN she's like a fan of that show so she comes on sometimes and I'm always like how much fucking news should we be consuming because the amount I consume on Twitter stresses me out

and has me strike it does I don't need to know that much shit I don't need to know that listen how depressed America is all this stuff that we're going through. All this Trump stuff every day. It gives me anxiety. I'm sure my blood pressure's high. I'm pretty sure diabetes is kicking in

because the stress. I turn on CNN and I'm like, what did he do today? And I get so stressed out. But the reality is, there's nothing. The TV's on. He's talking to Putin. Here's the thing. All we do is go go out and vote it's the only thing we can do that will actually make some kind of difference hopefully because it didn't say i'm probably not even then electoral college is put

into you know office you don't fucking want to put in office like yeah you try to make a difference and you want to you want to vote and all that shit but but at the end of the day, you just got to have to live your fucking everyday life how you want to live it. Make the people around you happy. That's all you control. You want to smile, you make other people smile

and that makes you smile. When I'm doing my TV show, I have maybe 200 people that are working with me and you know what I do? I have a coffee truck come, I have a donut truck, a waffle,

chicken and waffle truck. I buy sweaters and t-shirts. You hire? I don't know. I do all this because I'm a black show. They may cancel me the next episode. We go episode to episode. But what I have control

of is creating an environment where everybody feels like, yo, I'm loved, I'm appreciated for all the work that I do. Even small stuff like, yo, I'm loved. I'm appreciated for all the work that I do. Like even small stuff like, yo, come to work, bring everybody a Starbucks. It's a small thing, but everybody will, yo, that was nice of you. You thought of people and to be thoughtful is kind. And that kind of expression makes you happy. It makes me happy to give. I don't, I don't get as happy receiving. Receiving is great, but

giving is contagious. That sounds like the polar opposite of where we work. Really? Yo, man, it's the most toxic place in America. But you create it. You create it. Listen, I work for NBC Universal, but when I'm at the Marlin Show, I create

my environment. I am the producer and the EP and the creator. And so when you walk into my stage, you're walking into my soul. So what I want you to feel like when you walk into Stage 37, that, yo, I walked into somebody's family. And that's what it feels like. And we create a conducive environment to have fun. All my writers and everybody I work with, we have fun.

At the end of the season, we cry and go, what a wonderful experience this was. Because we don't control the outcome. I don't know if the show's going to be successful or not. All I know is, successful is how many times

that we smile along the way. How many friends do we make? How many people are going to keep in touch after this? And then the next project I do, yo, I got to call all these people together to go do these jokes again

because we had so much fun doing it last time. That's all that's important. I think KFC Radio is a pretty happy home. Within our little world, we're cool. It's just everyone else is a motherfucker. I don't see anybody with Starbucks coffee here. I don't drink coffee, man. Get the shakes. Bring some fucking water for people.

Bring somebody some Vans. You need to buy socks, apparently. First of all, they're babes. Second of all, I got fucking The no show socks I don't want to smell your feet Oh you got them little girl socks on Yeah

You got the pom poms But you took them off I honestly think I might have on these ones I think I stole them from my house I'm sorry mom You seem like a real thoughtful dude And like you take the craft Like very seriously

Absolutely When you're on like're on Scary Movies 9, do you apply that same type of seriousness, or is that kind of like, you know it's fun, and you just... I apply that to the first two we did, and then we jumped off. We don't do Scary Movie 9. We barely do sequels, me and my brothers. The only time we've maybe done a sequel is a scary movie. And for me, Haunted House, those are the only two sequels that we've done.

I like to do original things and not go back to the same well, do something different, make people laugh as hard as they can. And we take it seriously. We shut down and we watch 100 movies. When we try to put together comedy, I don't take it lightly. See, that's confusing. I sweat trying to be funny. That's confusing to me. Why? Taking comedy seriously. You have to.

Because it's the structure of the comedy that's important. And you have to really think about comedy. It's like a Rubik's Cube. You want to hit it from all six sides. You can't just, if you go, alright, here's what's funny about this. What's his reaction to that? Oh, there's more funny in that. Where am I? Oh, there's funny in that. That's

what I love about parody. Parody is everything on a page has to be funny. Everything. So, yeah, we have desperate comedy, but that's how we were raised. So when you lay off the punch and you're doing like a story and you got to be funny for like 15 scenes instead of

every single moment, I'm ready for comedy now. Coming up in sketch and coming up in parody is probably the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Because when I'm on my TV show, and you can watch all 20 episodes of Marlon, you will see my mind working every fucking moment. It's not a moment that I just let it just be easy.

I'm like, yo, what's funny? Ask Mitch. Mitch writes on my show. And I'm like, yo, and I drive them crazy. Yo, yo, Craig, Mitch, come here. All right. What's better than high? Like Mitch is like, just say fucking high. That's not funny.

Like coming in, just going high. Like what's funny I can say that is high? Like for me, I want every moment I want people laughing because I want to create a classic. Nothing we do do I ever go, I'm making a movie. No, everything I do, I'm putting in the best effort to make a classic.

Period. You think in Living Color made that for you? How old were you when you were on that? I was 19. Jesus. How long were you on it? I was on it for that. How old were you when you were on that? I was 19. Jesus. Oh, man. How long were you on it? Two years.

No, I was on it for one year. Wow. I came on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg. So Keenan was just leaving the show when I came on. So it was a great training ground for me. That taught me to write because none of the writers was writing for me. So me and my brother had to learn to write for ourselves. And it was like comedy college. And watching Jim and Damon in their prime,

it just gives you something because those guys, every moment, they was like, what's funny? How can I top him? They was topping each other. Watch the two of them battle.

Every scene, my sister Kim, her and David, every scene, everybody was going for theirs. So when I'm in a scene, yo, I tell all my cast, put something in your back pocket

because I'm coming with something. I'm changing my cast, put something in your back pocket, because I'm coming with something. I'm changing up. Don't just sit there and watch me. What do you have to say? Don't step on me, but what do you have to say that tops me? Because if your joke is funnier, I'm putting your joke in. Just make sure you get back to story afterward.

You think you're the funniest out of your brothers and sisters? Do you have to think that way, or can you admit that someone else is funnier than you? I don't even think about my brothers and my sisters like competition. I think we're all – Really? I think I would. I think if it was like –

Well, you and your brother don't love each other. I just thought I know I'm funnier. That's all I'm saying. No, I think we're all a different kind of funny. And we're all – I think we're all, we're all brilliant in our own right. Like, we all do things differently even though we do things

similar. I think we're all great but different. And I, the funniest person in my family has to be my mom. Yeah.

Because she created all this. And you've got to have a sense of humor to get through 10 kids without Jehovah's Witness father and all that shit. All right, man. We really appreciate you stopping by.

Well, thank you. I appreciate you. The Woke Ish is on Netflix. Yes. Marlon's on NBC. I'm at Caroline's New York this weekend. If you are in New York City, come see me at Caroline's. I'm there.

Two shows tonight, two shows tomorrow, one show on Sunday. Come laugh. You're doing work, man. Comedy is a grind. If you want to get good, hit as many stages as you can every night. And, you know, you get better. Every show I get better. Good stuff, man.

We appreciate it. Yes, sir. Big thank you to Marlon Wayans, who you could tell he just wanted to go to Shade 45 and hang out with Noriega and Sway. He was like, for a second, I got to talk to these fucking white boys. They seem all right. They probably have blow on them. I'm gonna go grab an 8-ball from those guys. I'll be right back. He was fucking funny. He was a funny goddamn

dude. It's one of those things where it's like, you know, you see white chicks and you see... I forgot to talk to him about Sixth Man. That movie made me cry. I forgot to talk to him about a lot of things because I wasn't sure it was him. You don't know which ones were in which movies. There's so many of them, I forget.

And that's the thing. There's a lot of them. You almost get Wayne's fatigue. And none of their movies are usually going to win Oscars or anything. But then you talk to them and you realize they're comedians. They've been doing this their whole lives. They did live TV. They've done scripted movies.

They've done sitcoms. They're wildly successful people. lives they did live tv they've done scripted movies they've done sitcoms they're like wildly successful people and just because you know scary movie is kind of like a like a silly parody comedy and white chicks is obviously so ridiculous you you don't think that they're like wildly talented there's a reason why they all have tens of millions of dollars could you imagine if it was like 10 of you and you were like yeah we used to be so poor but now you add it all up we're worth like 500500 million. That's like they probably are.

Right. It's like there's probably four, four or five of them that are for them that are like really rich and they all have like tens of millions. And now their kids are rich. Like Damon, Damon is a new girl. He's in happy endings. He's like, let's be cops with Jake Johnson. They're going to have like generations of this shit. Crazy, man.

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