KFC Radio - KFCradio: Mike Stud, Gay Pat, Rough N Rowdy Predictions and the Mount Rushmore of Porn

Episode Date: August 2, 2018

Mike Stud comes through to re-hash the battle rap between KFC and El Pres, talk about the video for his BANGER Honolulu and how he might change his name. Gay Pat previews his #RNR4 fight and what he'll do if he wins. Voicemails include: is underwear a dealbreaker, dating a European racist, getting botox, and Casting Couch vs Fake taxiEpisode presented by:Mile 22 in theaters Aug 17thOmaha Steaks search "KFC" for 80% offLeesa leesa.com/barstool sav $160Superchewer superchewer.com/kfcradio for 50% off 1st monthFIXD listentomycar.com promo code KFC for 10% offYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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for Mile 22 next. Today, we got a lot to get to. We will have Gay Pat on the show to discuss his rough and rowdy chances. He will be boxing in our rough and rowdy pay-per-view this Sunday. We got, of course, our voicemails to get to, but we're going to lead things off with an interview we did with the

homie Mike Studd. Mike Studd is like, you'll hear it in this interview. He's like if we became rappers. Okay. You know, I love his style. Yeah. I didn't realize I've always liked the guy, but after talking

to him and getting inside his brain, he's like, he's a very, very just like cool, normal. Yeah. And I think, you know,

when you are a white rapper, you open yourself up to a lot of criticisms where it's like, that's where the frat rap scene, definitely. When you came on with the, I think I, you know, maybe they're not in the same group.

Maybe they would all individually say differently, but I kind of always lump him, Sammy and hoodie out together. Of course. Time flies through all those guys in there. They're all white rappers who like started rapping in college and it was fr Sammy, and Hoodie Allen together. Of course. Time flies through all those guys in there. They're all white rappers who started rapping in college, and it was frat rap, and you're fucking chicks and partying. I think that's better than the white rappers who are from the Burbs

who try to pretend they're fucking Tupac. Yep, that's true. So these guys all came from a place of honesty, and you'll hear in this interview, he's like, it actually started as a fucking joke. So a lot of times I see these people who are haters, and they're chirping in the white rapper crowd, the fucking Rosenbergs of the world.

And it's like, A, you're a hater. I mean, people like his music. He's doing well. And B, you find out he's not taking himself seriously. He's some gangster rapper. He's like, I sing, I rap, I make music, I party. I don't know how it all happened. It just did.

Yeah. That's kind of how we roll here. That's exactly how we are. I don't know how this happened. We always say we don't know how it all happened. It just did. Yeah. That's kind of how we roll here. That's exactly how we are. I don't know how this happened. We always say we don't have talent. It would be like if we had the same attitude, but I could rap and you could sing and we could be like a fucking... Man, that would be cool, huh?

If we were like a duo, like a musical duo. I would be the rapper, I think. You could be the singer. Yeah, I have a great voice. That makes sense. Do you? Why don't you sing? What do you want me to sing?

Sing a musical for me. i'm not good at words you know you know what oh you know i'm not good at words i always think i always like i just can't think of the like i was gonna start singing the other side but like i'm just like okay so let me get this straight right here right now let's put the offer out that's all I know we'll auto-tune that right now you could oh wait you know what I was kiki nope that wasn't it that wasn't it that was that was not the one uh what's the one and I will never say never that's pretty good yeah there's about three or four words there yeah well I don't know any other words I'm not good at words Kevin mean, you couldn't remember the name of the guy, the main guy in Shooter. I didn't take my OMAX today.

And you can't sing a musical? No, I can't. What's next? You're like going to think that Tuka Rask and David Price are not good? You are so off-brand today. Let's not be ridiculous. What, are you going to be happy this episode? Clearly not.

Christ almighty. I didn't take my OMAX. I had to take my OMAX. I remember all the words. Cognitive boost, baby. Every word ever. I mean, Christ. Let's just get into it, Mike Studd.

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My guy. You know, you're basically like Barstool family at this point. But I don't think you haven't done our show yet, have you? No. Never. Never. All right. So let's get into it. You know, you're basically like Barstool family at this point. But I don't think you've done our show yet, have you? No, never. All right, so let's get into it. A couple new singles out right now. Fire.

Thank you, man. Fire. Honolulu is heat. Honolulu, the song's heat, but the video, fuck off. There are certain songs, dude. There are certain songs that this doesn't happen anymore like in 2018. Like the music video used to be like a big fucking deal. Now it's like an afterthought. Sometimes I don't even know if you make them probably.

It's only a couple here and there. Honolulu's music video is one of those ones that makes the song like five times better. It reminded me of I'm the One. Remember when I'm the One came out? I watched that music video like 15 times. It makes you smile while you watch it. I'll tell you, it's funny, man. Being an artist, you try to sit there.

You guys too. Make content that's try to make all the, you try to sit there, you guys too, make content that's going to make waves, you know, and people enjoy it and tie into the song. But that's literally a video that we were, we were cutting a whole different version of that video. And then we ended up just, like, I ended up stumbling upon all that footage of us at the house just being idiots. Yeah, yeah.

It wasn't for that video. It was a fucking, like, drone floating around just filming you guys. Yeah, yeah. It was literally, like like we were fucked. I'd say we partied for like 15 days straight. Dude, you've been partying for like 10 years straight, right? I take little hiatuses for my general health. Yeah, no, for that trip, we went and blew it out.

Like we're creating every day. But really, the song we were dancing around to in that video was a different song. Yeah's not even just like pairing it to that we're like this is perfect yeah you know so yeah i mean if you haven't seen it yet you gotta watch it it's just like stud and his crew like on top of a fucking roof and a honolulu looks like mansion over the water yeah boats yeah you got your boy doing like beer angels you're just pouring beer on his belly. Zero girls. Your pants are on your fucking ass. Yeah, zero girls. Like, it was the best time ever.

Not a trace of a woman. The best times ever when there's not a chick in sight. Yeah. Me being who, like, you know, you guys know how I am. It's just I've never been. I feel like all my best content is when we're just being completely like organic. Yeah, that's exactly how we kind of do it, too. And what you said about the music video is funny.

It's like you start filming one thing. Yeah. All right, we're going to film this music video. I'm going to be doing this, that, the other thing. And you realize that, oh, wait, it's actually going to be something totally different. A lot of times, less is more. Yeah, big time. Especially with me.

Especially with me. Especially when you can do fucking magic tricks at the end of that video. Honestly, that was the coolest thing I've ever done. Period. If you put me there and gave me a year. Honestly, that was the coolest thing I've ever done. Period. If you put me there and you gave me a year to do that, I don't think I'd do that. Never happening. I don't think people, like you can't really see in the video, but those were just, those were just like little two by four.

It wasn't like a flat surface. Right. So there were like, there were spaces in between each of the wooden, what would you call them? Two by fours, I guess. Planks. Just like planks. Yeah. So I have no idea.

And I drank it. So it was like empty and crushed kind of. So I have no idea how that happened. Like my reaction, you can see it. Oh, shit, I did it, I did it. Like called home. You guys got to hear this. But it was, yeah, man, I don't know.

Like, again, it's one of those pure luck things that would never happen in a million years. But fuck it. That's the bottle flip times ten. Exactly. Hey, there you go. One shot Johnny. He's so happy that happened. Are we filming that?

Yeah. Of course you are. Like I said, you've been around with us for a while. At this point, you performed at the Super Bowl party. Yes. And you've always been down. Peter Rosenberg. No, your boy.

Your boy. I forgot about that. Weirdo. Yeah Rosenberg. Your boy. Your boy. I forgot about that. Weirdo. Yeah, man. That came out of nowhere. He just can't sit up white and make music. Just can't stand it. He does seem to have some white guilt going on there.

He hates it. It's a strange vibe with him. But basically you and me are like, we've basically been in a battle rap. We have. Me and you and me are like we've basically been in a battle rap. We have. Like one step removed battle. Of course. I'm like the Kanye to the Pusha T.

Did you just call Dave Pusha T? I did. I did. Not even you comparing yourself to Kanye. It's you calling Dave Pusha T. That's the problem there. The very watered down, terrible version of that beef. That was one of the weirdest things we've done at Barstool. I loved it.

I mean, it was hilarious. It was amazing. It was one of those things where I was like, there are certain times where I'm like, we could really do anything. And like, that was kind of one of them. It was like, we both put out fucking rap songs that people are actually listening to. And I mean, that was like some WWF shit that was, but it was real.

You crushed it. I mean, I like to actually like rap. Like he didn't even like mess around and like came back, made like a real song. Yo, I mean, it's chorus.

I was like, I was like, I can do this. I've been fucking rapping in the shower since I was like seven. I've always wanted to be a rapper. I can do this. I can tell. Yeah, it was.

And then you, Dave, could not. No, he was terrible. You guys were. I knew Dave couldn't. I was like, Dave cannot rap. But like, he literally could not say the words like after each other. We just pieced every line. I don't even think it was a line.

I think it was like syllable by syllable. Yeah, half lines. Like four or five words each. We just basically like I was in the other room like every time I thought we might have got a take that could use, we just move on to the next half sentence. String them together at the end. There we go. I feel like you could like cut an album and then time it's like Dave to make like a verse.

It was, I don't know. I want to say it was like four or five hours for one verse. For one verse? Mm-hmm. Shout out to you guys. That's right. The whole song is one verse shout out to you guys like your engineers like that was that was that was magic we got baked yeah that was a very funny video he he the the revisionist history going on in his head is is that he won this battle now because he went so hard and the beat goes so hard i was like it's not your beat dude you took it from stud he did

he's like well so what all right well honestly there was something like i's not your beat, dude. You took it from Stud. He did. He did. He's like, well, so what? All right, well. Honestly, there was something like, I'm not even bullshitting, because I would just be like, man, this is terrible. Yeah. I would tell him that. You know? But like, there was something so, it's just so cheeky about his like, delivery.

It was so, and it sounded like a Family Guy character, like trying to rap. It was just so, there's something so funny about it. I was like, wow, I think the Steelers are going to love it. Did the Steelers love it? Like now it's, when it first came out, no. It's like,

Coley compares it to like Ether and Takeover. Like in the beginning it was, it was Ether and everyone now it says Takeover. Right. People seem to, it's like one of those, like it was laughing at him and then they kind of like started to like it. Cause everything he does just works. Well, that's the the thing that's really what it comes down to is like

it's just the dude made his deal with the devil and it's like things that are bad or somehow good and things that are good or somehow epic and yeah there's just no fighting it there's just stay out of the way he just strings it together that guy's wild dude stringing it together is i mean i feel like that's a good way to put what you've done. Yeah, absolutely. It went from baseball to college rap to real rap. And then I feel like you're just like, it's not even necessarily just rap now, it's music. And then a TV show for a minute. And now we got the sneakers and the clothing brand.

Yeah, yeah. That's kind of the whole reason. I've never done a record deal. But my whole vision for, I mean, I fell into music. It wasn't like I, I really was never like, yo, I'm gonna be a rapper. It was never. Well, especially with baseball, right? I mean, that was like the first plan.

Even when I started putting some songs out, like it was a joke. Like I was still in school and I was like really planning on making a comeback. I was in the middle of Tommy John rehab and I was just seeing, like, I thought it was hilarious that people were listening to it a little bit. Like we were all like the guys in the team were just like, this is hilarious, you know, let's keep doing it. Right. But it was never, it really took some time before I was like, oh fuck.

I'm making some cash. One, my arm was failing. Like I wasn't, I was throwing five miles per hour slower, which was a lot, you know? That's a problem. And I wasn't having as much fun with it. Like, I knew it would have been – went from being something – like, I loved baseball, but I really loved it because I was good at it. You know, it was my meal ticket.

Absolutely. It wasn't like I was like, God, I can't wait to get to the field. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like, I'm fucking nasty at this. There was someone just on the Nationals. It was like last year. Rendon. Was it Rendon?

Rendon was like, I don't even like baseball. He was good at it. I don't like baseball. Fuck you, man like i don't even like baseball i don't like baseball you man i don't watch baseball i don't do anything i get a little like the fucking piss out of the ball yeah exactly exactly and that that's kind of my whole i spent so much of my childhood of my life just fucking on a grass field you know i mean just running around wasting time you know like as a pitcher especially like in college like i sat i was a closer just sit around you're at the field for like eight hours a day and you play for like 40 minutes maybe

maybe you know so it wasn't like i was madly in love with the game you know right i just loved that it was it was what i was gonna be you know it could be my career and it was a dream you know so when it all really uh were you gonna go pro? For sure, yeah. I would have been. I mean, as you guys know, big leagues, no matter where you get drafted, it's still a climb to the big leagues. But I would have been first few rounds, for sure. I was good. I just had a really hard breaking ball.

It was really hard. I got everyone out. That's a good thing. I didn't throw like—I remember there was guys in the ACC. I had this incredible year, my freshman year. Everything went my way. I remember thinking that. I was like, why the fuck?

Throwing like a 2-0 fastball to Matt Wieters and he rolls over and grounds out. I got lucky on that one. Yeah, but it happened the whole year. I was like, fuck. It was my first experience. I just came from Rhode Island. I just had this dream like, dream year at Duke where I had the All-American season.

And it turns out, like, looking back on it, it makes sense. It was, like, my last hurrah. Like, it was the universe, like, you can have this. You're never going to play again. Right. Did you have a moment, like,

where you blew it out? Like, you felt it? Yeah, I was in Cape Cod. Or was it just, like, it was lingering? I was in Cape Cod. So, really, like, long story short, sophomore year, I come back back as soon as the season starts um my elbow starts hurting so they check it out they're like oh you have some you have some

ucl issues but i don't think you need surgery i go see andrews he's like i don't think you need to do it why don't we just rest this year because the next year is draft year so sophomore year doesn't matter right fucking pass here right right so sophomore uh summer i go to cape cod fourth or fifth outing my elbow like i haven't thrown all year so there's no reason this thing should still be damaged and sure enough like it pretty much pops on cape cod i go see andrews he's like fuck you up you need to have surgery so then i just missed sophomore year now i'm missing all of junior year into senior year and i'm like what the fuck just happened you know i mean like i was literally was there like a bleak like rock bottom time over you're like oh shit no you know what i i really do like looking back on it i really what like it was really shitty i was pretty low for a

while but i also think i didn't even really think about this type of shit and i know you're not like i know i follow you and you're positive thinking but i'm in the gary b but i really like i think i think the reason this shit happened is because i didn't let it like i kind of was just like let roll i wasn't like oh my god man you know like and this i never would have been mike stud or any of this stupid shit that was like, it would have never happened if I was in that mood. Right. You know, so I feel like even though I really was unaware of it, like being positive enough

to not get too down. Like, I remember my parents were more down than I was. But you didn't sound like you were positive. You sounded like you were kind of us. I was going to say, that we do relate to. Like, ah, this sucks, but like, whatever. Roll with it. see who's next to me that's

being positive in a place where most people would be negative I'm positive as a motherfucker I'm the most positive guy ever if I just roll it but what's good is for what you do now

that exact attitude is like exactly what you need I just don't give a shit that attitude of like well my elbow's fucked but we'll just figure out what happens

is you on that roof in Honolulu I really don't give a shit. That attitude of like, well, my elbow's fucked, but like, we'll just figure out what happens is you on that roof in Honolulu. Yeah. Like, yeah, we're just fucking out. I really don't give a shit at all. People like, so many people like me. It's so annoying to people who are like trying hard and like fucking focused. It's like, Stud doesn't even care and he's killing it. I don't really care to be like, I don't really care to be like mainstream famous at all.

I have a lot of friends. I live in LA. A lot of friends that are, and they don't seem to enjoy it. No. Really, like they end up staying in the house all day and they a lot of friends. I live in LA. A lot of friends that are and they don't seem to enjoy it. Really, they end up staying in the house all day and they don't do shit. I like going just being... You're at a good level. Yeah. I don't really... You get a little bit of attention. That's nice.

When we go on tour... Right, exactly. Especially in LA. I feel like I'm back in college. We get to run around LA and no one gives a fuck what we're doing and we could just be idiots. I feel like I'm back in college. Like, we get to run around L.A. and no one gives a fuck what we're doing. And we could just be idiots, you know what I mean? Where I'm, like, most people are trying to urge me to sign a record deal. Like, it's basically the way the music industry works is, like, there's just a lot of shit.

It's like gatekeepers in the sense of, like, there's a lot of shit I really can't get on. Like, I can't get on the radio. Now the Spotify, like, I can't get on Play radio. Yeah. Now the Spotify, like, I could barely, I can't get on playlists. That's the new radio, you know? Interesting. Like, all those spots on Spotify and those main playlists, they're already. Like the New Music Fridays and stuff. They're already locked.

Ah. Yeah. New Music Friday is, like, one you can finesse it. You can. And I've been working at Spotify for a long time to just get a little love from them. That's crazy. So Spotify is kind of, like like sold out in a way. It's not for like the up and coming shit.

It's like, it's about the politics. But like, it's a business. This is a huge business. And now if you really do think about it, like what did the radio used to do for people was curating like, hey, here's the next best music, breaking new artists. Now, by the time shit gets on the radio, everyone who's not 40 or younger has already heard the song a million times.

The song of the summer this year on the radio is shit that we didn't listen to last summer. When I drive home, when I drive to Newport or something like that for the weekend, I only have an aux cord in the car, but I don't know how to set up Bluetooth. I'm an idiot. I don't know how Bluetooth works. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Bluetooth makes no goddamn sense at all.

Every single time, it's like connecting, connecting, connecting, connecting. I agree. Fix this fucking technology. There's no rhyme or reason at all. It's been around for like 20 years. How the fuck does it still suck? Right.

Different rant, though. But like, so I just have to listen to the radio. And by the time I hit Connecticut, I'm like this. I can't do it. I'm so sick. I can't do it. One song because I've heard it a bunch of times. But what's good, then, is like you know that the plays you are getting I can't do it. I've heard it five times. I can't do it. One song because I've heard it a bunch of times.

But what's good then is you know that the plays you are getting and the people who do know your music fucking know it. They seek it out. They have to find it on your page and on your shit. So it's like you know that everybody who's down is down. Exactly. If you come to a show, you'd be like, what the fuck? You guys are more aware of our relationship. But people come to shows and they're like, what the fuck?

Because not one of these songs has ever been on the radio but the entire everybody knows it they know all the words to every song the entire set and granted it's not you know it's House of Blues size

it's not fucking arenas I mean House of Blues is a fucking joke yeah you can make you know that's the living right there man but what's more important like you know knowing the words for sure

but like you got a full line of merch you got like you were on you were on Esquire like you had your TV show it's like it's got a full line of merch you got like you know you were on the esquire like you had your tv show it's like it's kind of what we do it's like yeah all right we're not like published on this or that we can't get on you know regular cable tv but the people who know us we're fucking famous within that world you know i draw a lot of comparisons to the barstool world just because it really is it's is. It's the same vibe, the same overall energy between what the Stoolies are to you guys

and what you are to them and my fans. It's kind of the same thing we talked about with Glenn Howerton, where Glenn Howerton and Always Sunny. Always Sunny is never getting an Emmy, right? They're never going to have Big Bang Theory viewers. But people who watch Always Sunny... They know it's the best. Right.

It's like the best thing ever to them. Yeah. And the TV show, show like I don't know did you did you see some of it I remember we talked a little bit

but like I we had another opportunity to do it and it was just like that was another thing where I was just like you're an idiot

people were saying I'm an idiot for not taking it they wanted to do maybe advances to E to do it and I'm just like oh you know you are an idiot

then yeah no I see them that was stupid but honestly no I'm just like oh you know you are an idiot then yeah no I still was stupid but honestly no like I just like personally I don't I could see like

it was like a reality show right it will be so far out of our control like the one on on Esquire like we were editing some of those scenes

in our fucking room in our living room like we the whole reason I did that with Esquire is because we're like yo I'm not letting you guys make this shit cheesy.

Because it's already going to feel a little cheesy. Right. Like, what dope artists do you guys ever, like, I know I'm not, I'm kind of doing it left of what artists do. And I'm kind of doing my own thing. But, like, what dope artists have ever been, like, in their prime or before it on a TV show, reality TV show? You know what I mean? Like, so. It was already a departure from kind of what it's

supposed to be and like even kind of he's not on like kardashian's much and he doesn't allow them to film in his house there's a certain like mysteriousness or just like i don't know it's just a little it cheapens it a little too much for me and then if i went that far with e like well that would have been either like that's your career you'd be a reality tv show artist exactly and i don't give a fuck if that fame equals more. I don't even want that fame. You know, so that's kind of where we are with that. But I mean, this all kind of comes with the caveat that like, you're good right now.

Like money-wise, career-wise, you're set, right? Hank was going to go on that first one, wasn't he too? Yeah. Wasn't Hank going to go on the first show? I remember him asking Dave and Dave was like, what? He's like, yeah, I want to go with Mike for like six weeks or however long yeah we talked about it

and he's just I mean we had one conversation but I was like man if you guys if you want to come fucking come Hank wanted to go so bad Hank and Caleb

they've seen shows our shows are fucking so fun you guys gotta come dude that and like touring's boring makes you want to put a bullet in my face

like that's see that's what I would that's my like touring's boring makes you want to put a bullet in my face. See, that's what I would, that's my idea. That's your reality show. I would do touring's boring to a bigger pot. I got to jump in here. Touring's boring was like vlogs before vlogs. Yeah, it was. It really was a vlog, yeah.

And we really were just showing it exactly what it was. We just had our sarcastic switch. Like I think Stoolies,ies you guys listen if you have no idea who i am that's totally fine like the idea of this was like basically you know you can have no connection to my music whatsoever it's just basically like a office satire if you watch the office we kind of applied that to like the crazy shit that happens on tour so it was just i feel like most rappers or even artists take themselves too seriously to ever the crazy shit that happens on tour so it was just i feel like most rappers or even artists take themselves too seriously to ever do shit like that that's why

i say like it's just music i don't i wouldn't be like he's a rapper it's like he's a music artist so much more than that it's just like it's how i got started but you know now what point do you realize you can kind of like sing a little bit honestly it was it was um i don't know if you guys are aware that's dude lewis bell he's like post malone's main producer it's a guy i brought out to la he was from boston he's from quincy um now he's like huge killing it in los angeles but he was he was the first guy i was he was just like have you ever sung before and i was just talking with him but he's turns out he's like he's one of those pitch perfect guys it's like 0.002 percent of people in the world are right like if you just said uh you can be like oh it's b minor like he knows yeah and he's just he's listening to me talk and he's like have you ever sung before and i was like

nah he's like you could because i can hear your tone yeah you might be able to plus you got this fucking pretty boy look that goes with the pro you. You got the baby blues and you still got the baseball body. It's like, fuck you, stud. Get out of here, dude. You dick. Another thing, too. I should actually ask you guys. I haven't really talked to anyone publicly about this, but there's a chance

I drop stud. What's your knee-jerk reaction to that? What would it be? Fucking Mike. Mike! If you just own the name, I love it. Potentially would it be? Fucking Mike. Mike! Yo, if you just own the name Mike. I love it. Potentially Mike, period.

Fucking Mike. Think about how gangster of a name it's almost more cocky of a name than Mike's dead. Yeah. It's just such a basic name. Mike.

You know? We did that on the Blacklist. I'm very in on that. Good. Very in on that. I think I'm going to pull the trigger on it. It fits the persona.

There will be people who are like, what, this guy thinks he's the Mike? And it's like, yeah. But even more so, I'm just so fucking, I would have never

picked Mike Stead if I knew it was going to be a career. Right, right. Really, genuinely, I would have never picked Mike Stead. And maybe that helped.

Maybe that helped. Maybe I think people really wanted to hate it at first. It was very easy to hate, but people also could buy into it Like maybe I think people like really wanted to hate it at first. It was very easy to hate, but people also could buy into it, you know? So I think maybe,

you know, that's just the way it needed to be for it to get started and get enough traction. But I'm just like seven years old. Like I'm fucking, you know what I mean? I'm not 21 anymore. And like running around.

The only thing is like, uh, we did that with Dante on the blackout tour. Yeah, the Don. It was Dante the Don on the blackout tour. And every day we would just be like, all right, the Don's coming. Yeah, exactly.

And he was kind of, I think he was around the same age, I think he was like 28 on the Blackout Tour or something like that. And he got like scissors out and was like cutting his Dante the Don stickers. The only thing is like, I mean, the people who have been riding, like you're still, you'll still be stuck. Right. You know what I mean? Of course.

And like, I'll still, that's, that's my thing. Like my handles on social media, like I'm not going not going to change it right it's just going to be the presentation there's no way of quantifying like how many people just even going in don't click on it because of the name or click it and be like i want to fucking hate this dude we've thought about that a million times with beta boys where we had like because we wanted to do we always call ourselves the beta boys and shit like that. And we wanted to name our vlog that or something like that. We wanted to name a show that, do something new called Beta Boys.

And then we couldn't decide if that would just turn everyone off or if the people who hated it would want to watch it so much, kind of get the Stern effect where it's like, I hate this so much, I've got to see it so I can hate it more. And we still don't know. We still don't have a decision. We still don't make any decisions. We always do. We'll get around to it at some point. We'll can hate it more. And we're still, we still don't know. We still don't have an answer. Don't make any decisions. Keep doing what we always do.

It'll figure it out. We'll just figure it out. It'll work itself out. Yeah, that's honestly, like, to be completely honest, it's been kind of one of those scenarios for me with this name. It's been a few years of like, ah, I want to bag it. You know, I'm just sick of people thinking I'm like a porn star. Like, I'll tell an old lady, I'm like, Mike, we have

a nice conversation, and at the end, she's like, what's your name? I'll look you up. Mike Studd? She's like, okay. I'm just so fucking sick of it. I'm down with it. I think it's a great move. I do feel like, again, very similar to Barstool,

the fans are strong, and the hate is strong, too. I feel like there's, you know. Of course. Again, you got the pretty boy look. You came from baseball. Yeah, you know, it's like it's. A white kid from Duke calls himself Mike Stead. Yeah, yeah.

And he sings. Yeah, yeah. You know, I get it. I never will blame anyone for not. Like, I never walk into a room like oh you don't fuck like fuck these guys like I could care less you either like it or you don't

I kind of hate myself too my guy right here that's the way to do it oh you don't like me whatever man that is fucking fine the only way to be and that's I feel like I say

and so many people say that but very few live it where it's like I truly don't care exactly and I started really doing it probably a few years once I just got enough bread

where I was like fuck it it's money based like once you're comfortable it's like I don't care yeah and I started really doing it probably a few years ago. Once I just got enough bread where I was just like, fuck it. It's money based. Like, once you're comfortable, it's like, I don't care. Yeah,

and I was just like, I started, I felt so much more energy to like focus on things I want to focus on versus like looking on the internet like who cares? Dude,

that was how, I remember when I first started Barstool and I was doing like Barstool confessions. People didn't even know who the fuck Barstool was. Like, who's this guy?

I'm like, what are they saying about you? What are they saying about you? There's no reason to even check that. And then like, probably kind of the same thing you said, where like, you get a couple years into it,

and you're like, I don't, I don't care. You just can't. People are scared of new, like, especially if like, for the stoolies, like,

you know, like with chicks in the office, I feel like they get a lot of, that's just, it's because it's a new idea. Right, and that's where it's tough. Like,

we're always trying to do like, what's next up our story. Exactly. Trying to do podcasts first, trying to do vlogs first. And with that always comes a level of like, I want to convince these people. I want to like,

I'm interacting with them and being like, yo, like give this a shot. I'm listening to your feedback. I hear you. Here's why I disagree. And then eventually I just reach a point where it's like, okay,

then I can't drown. I can't. You know, you drown in everything. I'm trying to do it, but I can't do it. You can't please everyone. As your platform grows, it gets harder and harder.

And you know what? Everybody hates you more and more just because it is growing. But that's what makes you guys the artists. You guys are artists. Ease up, homie. Ease up. Seriously. You guys are creating shit, and people are fucking consuming it

and want more and more and more and more. We're drug dealers. Yeah, more or less. More or less. I'll take drug dealers more and more and more. You know, that's to me. We're drug dealers. Yeah, more or less. More or less. I'll take drug dealers. That's what makes you. You guys have to decide. You know, like you guys decide what the fuck they're going to consume.

Right. Right. You brought your lady along with you. So we just caught some smooching in the public out there. A little smooch. Hey. Yo. I never thought I was going to be a PDA guy But I somehow blossomed into that

It's funny how that happens It's funny how that happens when you're dating Like a fucking supermodel I'll kiss you in public I'll PDA your girl too bro So obviously though That comes along with like a little Interesting type of father-in-law situation

Yeah and honestly Jose is like, he's been such a, Jose Canseco, Jose Canseco for those who don't know. Yeah. Yeah. He's been such a, like such a nice surprise for me.

Really? It's just like, you know, hug for you, Mike, hug for you. Yeah. I'm honestly like a Jose Canseco fan grown up.

Who was it? Who was it? Who was it? Goddamn action figure out there. G.I. Joe was swinging a toothpick. How could you not fucking love that? Just a stoic, you know, he just looked like an action figure.

He literally looks like an action figure. Yeah, right. Like, I don't get how he's still so big and strong. It's insane. But anyway. Oh, yeah. No, you're right. You're right.

I do get it. I do get it. But even if you are still juicing, like, the guy's fucking, I don't know how old he is. He's 50. Yeah, no matter what. And I know guys who do steroids and they don't look like, like, he's still an unbelievable specimen, you know? Yeah, and that's, like, all the things, all the steroid debates. Like, there's plenty of just natural genetics in there.

It's not just some guy who, like, does some curls. It's mainly that. Especially when it comes to hitting. Steroids is just strength, but these guys are still incredible hitters. Before I met him, we covered it on the show, but before I met him in person, TMZ caught up to him

and they asked him about what do you think about rapper Mike Stead dating your daughter? He made a joke about he has guns. He's like, I'm going to answer the door with a gun and see how he deals with it. Like, he just makes a joke. And literally, like, I wake up to like five calls from my mom. My mom's like a very normal, like, blue collar family.

You know, just sweetheart. Very worried about her son's well-being. She's like, did you see Josie's dad? I don't know if you should go. We were planning to go meet him, know i told my mom so but we long story short we go meet him and he was just like i mean there's obviously some things about his personality he's jose canseco he's like but he's just such a he's actually like maybe it's because i'm with his daughter you know but so every time i'm hanging out with him, she's there and it softens.

But he's like a big sweetheart. It's actually shocking. I was expecting him to be way more of like a harsh kind of like asshole. Yeah. And he's really not. He's really not. He busts his balls about a fucking home run going off his head. Yeah.

Yeah. Chirped him about it. And I got to, we got to, I'll send you the link. But like I, when I played, we basically basically played a home run derby round on TV. I swear to God, I haven't swung a bat in like six years. I wasn't even a hitter, dude. I was just a pitcher. First swing, I hit it out.

So technically, and he didn't hit his out on the first one. So you won. So I technically won and I'm never swinging a bat ever again. That's it. I have to retire. But honestly, he was hitting the ball like, I've never seen balls go that far. Still. He's fired out of the cannon.

He played in that league out in Worcester, right? That was fairly recently. That's like what he does. Five, seven years ago? Until his pension hits, I think. He's just going and getting quick bags and hitting fucking moonshots. Right? I mean, just blasting balls, give me a couple bucks and I'm going to keep moving.

What a life. The only guy living a fucking easier life than you is him. Yeah, he's crushing it. All right, bro. We appreciate you coming through. New music's out. Honolulu and Wynn have been on repeat for me, so I would recommend those two. And thanks, Mike, for coming through.

Mike, thank you. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Appreciate you, bro. Thank thanks, Mike, for coming through. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Appreciate you, bro. All right. Big shout out to the homie Mike Studd. That interview was brought to you by Lisa. Lisa Mattresses, the best mattresses in the game. They are convenient, affordable, super comfortable, and they are the official bedding and mattress of Barstool Sports. You want to sleep like the bloggers sleep?

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just napping because I think he's just... You're just training your fucking dick off. So tired. That little gay dick of yours is getting trained right off. Yeah, man. I'm fucking exhausted. What time do you get... Do you train in the morning? No, I can't. I'm doing the radio show in the morning. I was going to say, he's got 7 to 9 at Barstool Breakfast. Yeah, I do Barstool Breakfast 7 to 9.

Then I blog a few blogs. And then I hang around, do the rundown for the next day, go train, go to bed. Where do you train? That's right. Menendez Boxing, 27th and 5th. So you've got the pressure the Spitty had on you. They've never trained to lose. I'm flying them out.

My trainers are being flown out. Wow. Fly out. I love it. Imagine they fly out to see their first loss. Yeah, was it never trained a loser?

Is that just like legit? That's what I heard before Smitty's training went down. They've never trained a loser. They train Tex. Okay, so they train a loser. Oh,

okay. But that doesn't count. I guess, but I mean, if Smitty was going to count, then Tex counts. Yeah, but I mean, Tex just doesn't count in life.

It's just like, put an asterisk on everything he does, because he's from another planet. I was going to fly out just one, and they refused. Wait, one or one? Just one. Hey! Just one of them, and they refused. They said they're from the hood, so they have to travel together. I like that, too.

That, I respect. That's what Tom Brady used to do back in the day. Tom Brady wouldn't do commercials by himself. He only did commercials with his own line. My squad, man. I like it better when the Menendez brothers do it. You want to take care of me, you take care of my whole squad. So,

we are now, what? Five days away from the fight of your life. And I mean that literally because you have never fought before. Right. You've never been in a fight. I mean, like, me and my brother have, like, beat each other up. The first fight ever you're going against a guy who did four and a half years hard time.

Yeah, but, like, I'm not worried about the fact that he was in prison. Everyone thinks that's the big. I feel like that's something to be concerned about. You don't have to be, You don't have to be... Like, being in prison doesn't make you tough. It makes you retarded. Well, being in fights makes you tough. Yeah.

Here's my concern. Is that I think part of rough and rowdy for the matches we've been associated with is, like, who's going to keep their cool more. Right. I imagine he's not going to be phased nearly as much by this i'm the opposite i think he is i think he's like mr tough guy i've been like fucking around in prison i think when he gets out there and he's like oh fuck there's 3 000 people screaming my

name like i have a little taste of what barstool is like i kind of know like how rabid the fans are and this and that he doesn't but i don't think he has any idea what he's getting into. You can see in Caleb's video, even. He's a little bit like, what the fuck is going on? I feel that spin zone, but my two points would be, one, I think he's a dumb person, so I don't know if he's giving much. I'm about to show him now.

Sometimes it's almost like Tex wasn't nervous going in. Sometimes you're too dumb to be nervous or to understand the implications or the scale of what you're about to do. And two, it's just like, I don't know, if he has been in a recent prison brawl where you got to worry about being shanked and shivved.

A prison brawl? It's not out of the question. He was in there for a kid. He was in there for four and a half years. He was in a prison brawl or two. In a dorm for four and a half years. I was in a prison ball or two. In a dorm for four and a half years. I don't want to take away from the fight, but what's the worst thing that can happen?

I go out there, I get the shit kicked out of me in front of 40,000 people and that's it. But I don't think that's going to happen. I know what I'm capable of. If this guy is trained and he has better wind than me and he's more coordinated than me, then I will kiss his... I'll suck his dick. If he's the guy.

You're surprisingly confident. Yeah, I have to be. I can't go in there like... But is it real or are you talking yourself up? Are you trying to convince yourself? I'm just saying, I would not be confident. Even if it was a totally fair

fight and you matched me up against someone exactly like me, I would be, or even if I had the edge, I would just be nervous about, bro, I'm nervous to do like Barstool videos when it's just like, go do man on the street. If I was fucking in a fight, I would be nervous. And also you said, what's the worst that happens? I get the shit kicked out of me.

That's a bad thing. Most people go into like every single day being like, the worst thing that could happen today is I get the shit kicked out of me. That's the likelihood on Sunday. I wasn't confident. I was nervous until I started sparring.

I was like, oh, fuck. I think I got a knack for this. I fought this kid, this big black kid, Theo. We can say big black kid. Sure, you can say whatever you want. Was he big? Was he black? He was big and black, 6'2", black kid. I ended up beating the shit out of him.

I was like, all right, I got a little knack for this. I think this is okay, but I've also been beat up. So I know what it feels like to get punched in the face. That's a good start. Because of Spartan. Okay, I thought you meant like I was going to say I had been in fights. Was it a legit punch? Like you're going full speed, you're going full speed.

You're going full strength. My trainer hit me so hard in the stomach the other day, they just stopped the fight. Yeah. That's good, though. And my mouth guard came out, I just go. They're like, all right, you're done. We said not too long ago, like, the best part of, like,

becoming an adult, you know, you become a, almost everything sucks about losing your childhood, except for if you're careful and you just live a normal adult life you will probably never have the wind knocked out of you ever again yeah and that because that is the worst it was a bi-weekly occurrence it was shocking like I was like holy fuck the last time

I got the wind knocked out of me I jumped for the monkey bars on a playground and landed on my chest and I thought I was gonna die the air will not come into my body you instinctively start crying for your mom you're crawling on the playground he hit me so hard they like he just started smiling and the whole gym was just like oh I was just like this is right to the gut oh uh like to the sternum yeah solar plexus I feel

like I'd actually be most nervous about like me breaking a rib or something like that see I thought about that sorry well there you go. I mean, maybe your trainers need to think about that. Are you going headgear? Yeah, you have to. Yeah, I have to. I didn't want to go headgear, but it's just going to be one of those. It's like a little, like, yarmulke almost.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like you're putting on a football helmet here. It's still going to be some old-school gladiator type of carnage. I mean, I think you do have you you're like the probably aside from fucking francis whatever you're like the best athlete and the most in shape guy here conditioning wise stamina wise um you do i i hear this guy has long ass arms but i that's what you still have been putting all sorts of shit in my head i think caleb is on this guy's like ever since he came back he's like dude it's to be a fair fight. I don't know.

He's got long arms. I was like, all right, Caleb. You still have the reach. He's like, he's not that bad. But you don't know how to use them. He's like, I hit it off with him. So this is the problem. This is the last fight.

Can you actually utilize the reach? That's all I've been practicing for the past fucking two months is just utilizing my meat. That's not a long time. And my reach. But this is the thing is, you know know what you've been practicing goes out the window so when you get in there i can't let it go out the window yeah you have to make sure put your fucking arm out and keep him that whole distance away from you at all times it's all about just avoiding the big hit right they say that rough and rowdy is scored on like a 10 point system it's

it's a regular boxing system but in reality you don't know what these fucking guys are judging on it's judged on who gets the biggest hit it's just avoiding that big hit if i drop my hands for a second and he clocks me in the side of the face and i go down and then i pop back up even if i have an extra 15 hits on him they're still gonna score it yeah and i mean at the end of the day too it's not i mean yes you want to win the fight if it goes to the decision it goes to the judges but this is about like you know public opinion and you know even like when when hank beat tex there was a chance there for a moment when tex landed that one big punch that people were almost like talking about who quote-unquote won the fight meaning who like

looked the best so you know as long as you're out there like trying to make sure you don't embarrass yourself and all that shit because like even the throwback ride went to the cards and no one really agreed with the judges and you just kind of don't care about it. Everyone has advice too. Everyone has advice about fights. Everyone has different advice that they're giving me. People were calling into the radio yesterday telling me to hit him in the body.

The guy's like a foot shorter than me. Nothing makes sense. I'm ready for it to be over. What a revelation that is for boxing. Imagine I'm going to call up a radio show and wait for 40 minutes and say hey hit him in the body yeah okay now do you have any uh you know the best part to me if i were to fight in one of these matches and win is like i'd be fucking cool and i would look hot and i'd be like i'm the fucking man do you have anybody, you're going to like,

you know, you're going to call anybody up or text anybody and be like, yo, you see me win this fight recently? I don't know about call or text. I think, I do like one big thing a year. So I get some attention around barstool. We have some music that we're going to play, best case scenario, right after the fact. It should be good. So, we'll see what happens.

I feel like my post-fight, like, like press tour I like this is what I'm sending to my friends this is what I'm gonna send to the girl I'm trying to hook up with this is what I'm sending to my exes to him you know rub it in their face this is what I'm sending to everybody like it would be uh I would make sure I would capitalize above hawk out of the fact that I won a pay-per-view boxing match no I'm I think more than that I just going to retire from doing physical things. Yeah, man. My body is so fucking tired. Join me, bro. How old are you? 28.

Yeah, that's it for you. I mean, that's right around the time where most people are like, I dislocated my shoulder playing softball. Like, oh, I blew out my knee playing soccer. It's insane. And you realize you stopped. You have gone all the way in the deep end to a boxing match. That's a good way to be like, I'm done.

It's like my knees hurt, my shoulders hurt, and my trainers just don't get it because they're like these old school Mexican boxing guys. They think that you just like beat your body into submission. It's like, no, I can't train anymore. Like I'm done training for today because I can't walk. And so, I mean, I'm done with all

that after this. Alright, let's take a voicemail here and we'll let you get back to your Lisa mattress. You can rest up. What's up, KFC? What's up, Bites? What's up, Super Producer BC? So, quick question for you guys. Over the weekend, me and my friends were kind of sitting around.

We were helping our friend move in, and once we had finished, we were just hanging out and eating some food and stuff like that. I don't know how the topic came up, but his girlfriend said to us something about how she would never fuck a dude who was wearing, like, Fruit of the Loom or, like, Hanes underwear. Like, if she saw him wearing that, it's an automatic, like, no-go. Like, she would shut it down. Is that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? Like, would that ever, would the type of underwear a girl was

wearing ever stop you from hooking up with them if you were like right there at that point um let me know all right okay but no like in the moment i'm not gonna say no but to act like underwear choice is like not a thing he's so like turning his nose up at it i think that's ridiculous yeah i think underwear is a big fucking deal. Underwear is a huge deal. That's why I wear Tommy John underwear. Tommy John makes your dick look great, makes you feel good.

I mean, to me, it's more of the buildup to that moment, you know? I have underwear from eighth grade, so I disagree with all of you guys. You're just the worst. When you fucking win this fight, are you going to stop the whole I'm gay ruse?

Are you going to go fuck a chick after this? That'll be my parade is I just go fuck a chick. Look, by the way, I'm not gay. I was just fucking lying for two years. Joke's on you. I feel like the gays. We mean you have underwear from 8th grade. I mean, high school.

I just don't put thought into it. But I mean, they shouldn't even like physically like 10 years of underwear. They should like evaporate. Those should be like. It's not in good shape. Yeah. But I mean, it's wearable. I feel more so than the straights.

The gays would be like appalled with your 10 year old underwear. Yeah. Unless you just find other sloppy gays. Is there a title for that? You know, there's twinks and twunks and bears and this and that. Is there one for like the sloppy guy who might be straight? Do you have a name for that? Trash.

I don't know. I'm a trash gay. I mean, I, have you ever had a moment where you like take your pants off and some dude is like, yo bro, the underwear is too gay. What do you think?

Yeah. You have like a hot pink, like brief. It's like, oof. All right. Yeah. It's like,

what's up bro? And then they take their pants off. It's just like a really... That's when you're in a horde. I've had these Chuck Taylors since sophomore year. You were the Chuck Taylors. What was the last episode you were talking about? I like Chuck Taylors. I wear Chuck Taylors, but yours was always super dirty in the same pair every day. Well, you know where they got dirty?

At the gay club. How about that? I feel like underwear presentation is a big deal. And maybe it's by a placebo effect. Maybe it's for me. But I know when I got my big game boxer briefs on, I feel it. I'm confident.

I got my Calvins on. It's not placebo. Me and my Calvins. Maybe the girl who's about to see them doesn't care, but in my mind, she does care. And this is going to put me over the edge. I just went from an 8 to a 9. I have like a pair, like a few pairs that I'm like, alright,

my bulge looks good in these undies. Like I'm going to Tommy John's, of course. They're perfect, but I don't like... I just don't get laid, so I can't. Pat, it might have something to do with your 8th grade underwear and high school jeans. Cause and effect, homie. Until I win this fight. Then, so I can't. Pat, it might have something to do with your 8th grade underwear and high school jeans. Cause and effect, homie. Until I win this fight.

Then I'll start getting laid. Then I'll get some Tommy John's set over. I can't believe the gay kid has one. I could chirp his outfits. See, I don't even think, like, I know. So yesterday I was on, like, Devlin put me on the Instagram story and I got a few DMs about my hair. And I was like, I got to start looking in a fucking mirror.

It's like, we have five million followers and I'm walking around like an asshole on the Instagram with like an alfalfa in the back of my head there are more people like you know just walk by in the street like a lot of people see you every single day actually all the people you know that walk by in the street like you just walk by people you walk around New York City like a lot of people see you

I gotta start just online yeah I know I need to pick up my game. Do you think, I had an outfit picked out today I was gonna wear. An all linen outfit that I was really excited about. Super gay,

super white though. It looked like I would be like hanging out on like the Vineyard or Nantucket. Okay. But then I got afraid to wear it at the last minute. It's like,

how can I switch up my look now? No, I was gonna say, you almost need to ease into it a little bit. Afterwards. Because that'll look like goddamn Halloween for you. You're such a trash gay.

Yeah. I, man. Because that'll look like goddamn Halloween for you. You're such a trash gay. Yeah. I, I, I, uh, have you ever, has there ever been, have you gotten much feedback from, like, the gay community about you being, like, the gay blogger, the gay representation? It's in a mess. Like, I've gotten feedback. Like, there are definitely guys who, like, love it. Like, there are gay stoolies. Like, I get a lot of emails, a lot of, uh, DMs, rather, from gay stoolies.

But then there are other guys who just like oh gay Pat why do you have to be gay Pat right of course of course get out of here because I'm the only one here we're vlogging we're grand we're making it a grand production we're exploiting it what do you want me to tell you I mean to me to me like I get it

gay Pat we're a goddamn walking stereotype of tokens whatever I just I mean I know that I get often like can we get a real Jets fan represent the team can we get a goddamn walking stereotype of tokens whatever i i just i mean i know that i get often like can we get a real jets fan represent the team can we get a vets fan who's not fair weather is there anybody like can we get like a flamboyant like twink in there to represent us it's funny though like we did that parade yesterday and i was i got home and like i looked i put up a tweet and i just started laughing I was like am I punking this entire fucking company like I made all of these people at barstool like think that

I care enough to have them hold a bunch of flags and shit and cheer me out of the room and in my head I'm just dying laughing I'm like this is the funniest fucking thing in the entire world I mean like I don't think you punked us we wanted to do it. I think it was more us being like, yo, we're going to hold up a bunch of gay flags. And when we say us, we really mean fights. He was super excited to put that mask on

and let it rip. That thumbnail was great. I was most excited about seeing fucking Zah in the Jabberwockies mask because that was hilarious. I mean, everything Zah does is just amazing.

Dude, we were out with Zah this weekend. It's very difficult. Where were you at with Zah? To talk to him and stuff. It's like, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I feel like I'm almost like insulting him, but I'm like, dude's like, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I feel like I'm almost, like,

insulting him, but I'm like, dude, I can't hear you. Yeah, right, right. So I have to, like, really, really bend down. You can't even see him when you're in the fucking club, too. Dark is short.

I was like, what are you saying, man? What? I was talking about... I feel like I'm insulting you, but I don't mean to. One of Keith's favorite things he tells me is when you hear ding

and the elevator door opens and then it just closes and it looks like nobody got off and it just actually is beneath the desk line. All right, man. Well, keep training. Utilize your reach. Hit him in the body.

Head, body, head, body. Fucking body guy. Bill Burr is going to be announced and that's going to be great. Yeah, that's going to be something, man. I mean, if you win this, let's say you land like a fucking knockout punch. Can you imagine this, let's say you land a fucking knockout punch. I would love to just land a huge left.

The call from Bill Burr being like, look at this fucking drink of water. I mean, you've got potential to be... Hey, listen, it's going to be a legendary night one way or the other. Win, lose, whatever. Don't let homophobia win, man. Thanks. No pressure, but it's basically like this is almost like World War II

where you're fighting against the Nazis here. It's like Black Panther. Yeah. Maybe I'll join the Black Panthers. How Black Panther fared was going to affect studios for the foreseeable future about all black films. How you do in this fight is going to decide how people think about how gay people fight.

There could just be a barstool. Yeah, you will 1, will 1000 represent the gays and if you lose this fight everyone will be like i told you gay people can't fight there's gonna be a bunch of little little kids right now like seventh and eighth grade being like i was gonna come out but then gay pack got beat up and so i'm just gonna stay right here in this closet riggs just texted me one more thing said pat you're my guy i'm rooting for you i'm rooting incredibly hard for you but but I'm promoing a fight over here and I'm writing a blog that I think you're going to lose.

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Gay Pat, best of luck, homie. Thanks. Alright, Pat's gone. He's going to get his ass kicked, huh? He's going to get fucking... He might get raped. I mean, it's going to be a disaster. I'm not even trying to put on a show right now. He's going to get his ass kicked, right?

Yeah, I'm almost hoping that it's just like a one punch and you're done. You know, like, stay down, stay down. I remember that with Tex in his original fight. I didn't want anybody getting hurt. you know like stay down stay down i i remember that with texan his original fight like that i didn't want anybody getting hurt i mean my main thing is like you've never thrown a punch i've fucking fought before i'm a fucking pussy man like if i have more experience than you in the fight realm two months ain't that long for training no i think we've known about this for a lot longer than two months you wait until it was announced to start training and and like and and you, you know, there's just something to, like, you've never been punched.

I guess he's been punched in the face now, but there's never been, you know, you never had the adrenaline rolling of a fight. You've never been in, like, a malicious setting where it's like, you know, I'm going to kill this guy. I don't know. It's just, to me, the experience is everything. I think so, too. I think he's vastly underestimating the whole prison. Half a decade in prison. Yeah, when he was like,

I don't think that's a big deal. I'm like, that is like the biggest of deals. That's like the whole thing here. Being in prison doesn't make you tough. No. Yes, it does. No, it does.

No, just being in prison doesn't make you tough. But your experience is there. If you survive prison, you are tough, yes. Yeah, if you go to prison and you get your ass kicked all the time, you're not tough.

But it seems like this guy is, you know, pretty capable. He time. You're not tough, but it seems like this guy is, you know, pretty capable. He seems like he's kind of a lunatic. He seems like he's, uh, he's got a screw loose.

Yeah. He did two drive-bys 10 minutes apart. Um, not brilliant. And guess what? Being a fucking idiot kind of helps sometimes fighting. Like you're fearless. You're too stupid to care.

Best of luck. I want him to win. Look, I'm not anti-homophobia. I wanted that on the record. Don't like people who don't like gay people. Right. But also, if you're betting with your brain. All right, voicemails time.

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Hey, KFC. Fight Super Brewster BC. First time, long time. So I've been watching Game of Thrones for about four or five years now. And I'm going to Vegas in two weeks. And I guess you can now bet on the end of the show who's going to win. And I was thinking about placing a large sum of money on one character. But I was looking for your thoughts on whether or not betting on a TV show,

whether or not it be Game of Thrones or not, is going to ruin the watching experience. So if you're betting on a basketball game on the over, is it going to ruin watching the rest of the show for me? Let me know. And Viva. Well, I suppose it depends on who you bet on. If you bet on fucking Cersei and you don't like Cersei, you don't want her to win. You're going to have a conflict of interest. If you, if you're a big Jon Snow fan and you put money on him,

it's only going to heighten what you want to happen. It's going to heighten either way. It'll heighten the despair when he loses, if he loses, and it'll heighten the joy if he wins. I mean, I think you do got to keep it in line with what you want if you want to keep the viewing pure. Like, I hate when I am talking to a fellow Met fan and they're like, yeah, but I got judge on my fantasy team.

Like, fuck you. You got certain priorities here. Like we hate the Yankees no matter what. No matter what your fantasy team's doing, no matter what your bet is, your hate for the Yankees take precedence. I don't want to hear Jets fans rooting for Tom Brady because of their fucking fan duel team. Right.

I agree with that. I've always said that. And that's why I don't play. I don't play league wise wide fantasy sports. I only play daily fantasy. Right. Because you can just you don't have to commit to it but i mean to me like you know what if you imagine betting imagine like

rooting for little finger i'm surprised on him it's like like why don't weasel and well yeah i mean what's his name weasel dearduff i don't know lindelof's loss i always want to say lindelof too um but like why why don't they just go fucking make a shitload of money on this? You know the answer. Well, I mean, you can bet on wrestling. You know what I mean? That's like the ultimate fucking fake storyline.

I didn't know you could bet on wrestling, but yeah, that's the same thing. I mean, The Undertaker was like $10,000 to one to lose the one time he did. So somebody out there might have got paid. But yeah, that seems like the ultimate corruption where the writers and the people in the wrestling world would just find out, would just go bet. There are a significant amount of people who know how this movie, how this show ends.

I bet you it's capped at a certain... You probably can't make huge bets on this. Yeah, that makes sense. So here are some of the numbers. This is... What have we got here? I mean, they got everybody so uh half man is at plus 1250 jamie 1500 cersei 1500 sansa plus 2500 aria 4000 second to last

no no no she's she's basically okay uh right now danny john snow are both at plus 200. I think they're going to win together. Whenever they do, we'll be together. So if they win, they should be the same odds. Bran is at plus 350. And the Night King rounds out the top four. So... The Night... I like that darkness.

I mean, I don't think we have a happy ending here. So you don't think Danny and Jon will win? I don't think so. I think you have to. You've made us so sad for a decade like you have to leave us on a happy night i don't know if you do i feel like they might just follow through with how how dark this has been so the good guys are danny and john a plus 200 i don't know what brand is i don't know if he's good or bad um plus also isn't there a chance that brand is the night king so like then what happens yeah like then if you what have you bet on both like uh what does vegas do on that one uh the lannister

crew uh tyrian is at plus 1250 jamie and cersei are both at 1500 so they're probably much like danny and john snow they're like connected uh and then i mean it goes all the way down to the mountain at plus 20,000. Gilly. Gilly's at plus 10,000. How is the fucking mountain less likely than Gilly? Well, I guess if... I'm guessing they attach Gilly to... What's his dick?

Yeah. What's his fucking name? I don't know. Fat idea. That's Samwell. Samwell. Samwell, darling. Fat idea. Yeah, I mean so

they got it all listed out here so I'll throw some cash down I'll throw cash if I'm a betting man I'm taking the night game

okay I think I'm going Danny and John I just hoping against hope I'm hoping that you're a romantic

R.R. Martin is like like an abusive dad who like when he finally leaves just leaves a romantic R.R. Martin is like Like an abusive dad Who like When he finally leaves Just leaves a bag of cash Right So you're like

Yeah like the whole time I'm making up for it He beat the shit out of us But he left on a good note You know what's weird though Is the fact that he hasn't Finished this yet I mean although

He probably You know he says he's got it all In his mind and shit There's no way That you can tell me like Maybe he's not changing his mind Or changing how he How he's written it after

After the way it's received And after's good that's what i was gonna say he's using hbo yeah he's he's going this is his first draft right and they're like oh it publicated the first draft that's not what i was gonna do don't worry everybody i had something totally different that was just a joke yeah yeah i mean he's basically got like a comment section now it's like he's letting the the the the trolls decide for him. Not true. Can't have that. I was walking by someone yesterday in a shirt that just said, trust your art. You know what, George?

Trust your art. Trust your art, you furry little fuck. Hey, KFC. It's Riley from H-Style, Illinois. I was just wondering, got a what you rather for you. Would you rather be the star of Casting Couch or would you rather be the main star of Face Tags?

I better hear this on the show. I love you guys. Take it easy, man. See ya. Would you rather be the star of the casting couch or the star of fake taxi? I mean, there is no comparison between the casting couch and fake taxi. Casting couch is like an all time. That's going to be up on the porn Mount Rushmore.

If you ask me, fake taxi is a nice little gimmick, but you're fucking in the backseat of a taxi. It's not all that great to begin with. There's no fame or notoriety associated with fake taxi. This is an old school versus new school thing. This is like me talking to my dad, like, do you rather drive an Audi A8 or a 76 Mustang? Why, you're about the fake taxi? About the fake taxi life, man.

I've seen so much more fake taxi than I've seen casting couch couch so much more bro i mean first of all and i'm not like a huge fake taxi guy i've just seen way more of it that's crazy dude fake taxis got nothing like the brits like they they i mean you know what's up the gimmick i've seen it i haven't seen it a lot no i i haven't seen a ton of it i have but i but i have seen more i was never i was kind of late to the casting couch thing and uh i mean the guest couch is just so far superior i mean you're probably right they're doing the interviews and they you know they the girls are like getting you know quote unquote tricked there's that whole angle of like is it real is it not i mean when you straight up call it the fake taxi it's like this is just there's no integrity here that's true you know that's true

i love a little bit of like are these girls actually getting duped and exploited and and look i i don't and you know i'm surprised you don't like the interview i know you like the interview how are you not going i do i don't know i think and when he's surprise anal and shit like that it's hilarious i don't don't like surprise anal. Surprise anal is not my bag. No, that's basically called rape. Yeah. And I'm not even a big fan of fucking in the back of cars. I did it for like two years.

Fake taxi is terrible. It's hard. There's nothing good about fake taxi. No, you're wrong. What's good about it? It's just that they have accents. You like the British people? I like the British people.

I like the multiple angles. I don't like the casting couch guy. That's really that they have accents. You like the British people? I like the British people. I like the multiple angles. I don't like the casting couch guy. That's really what it comes down to. But here's the point. You know the casting couch guy. You hate him or you love him, but he's moving the needle. I don't know who the... He's not moving the needle. The casting couch is moving the needle.

Fine. Fine. Either way. That guy is totally irreplaceable. I mean, replaceable. There are two characters. The casting couch is iconic. The back of a taxi is old hat. You're right. You're right. I also just feel like the girls are freakier in a taxi.

That's definitely true. But I also, you know, the real element of some of these girls when they're like plain and boring, it's like. Yeah, that doesn't do it for me. I don't really care about plain and boring. I don't, I don't need to jerk off to plain and boring girls. I can fuck those. Oh,

Oh, I'm John. I fuck boring girls. What's, what's the weirdest like phenomenon in the world that you just can't talk about sex without someone going, Oh, this guy thinks he's cool.

I can't fuck an ugly, boring chick. Oh, look, I mean, I can fuck an ugly, boring chick. Whoa,

look at this guy. What is the porn Mount Rushmore? at, I mean, I can't fucking ugly boring chick. Whoa, look at this guy. Tough guy. What is the porn Mount Rushmore? I would go Milf Hunter, Bang Bus for like, you know, I don't like, you know, it's just like the pioneers of the game. I mean, well, so Heather Brooke as like a person, I guess if we're talking about like porn entities sort of thing, I think it's got to be like Casting Couch, Milf Hunter, Bang Bus. Girls do porn. Girls do porn.

That blonde chick was such a fucking weapon in that. I mean, Christy Altheus or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Some legends have rolled through there. Oh, wait. I'm not thinking of girls do porn. I'm thinking of We Live Together. Do you remember We Live Together?

Vaguely. It was always lesbian. It was young enough where I liked lesbian porn. I could get off the lesbian porn. Like a fucking gay. Nothing gayer than a bunch of pussy. But there was this blonde chick who was always in those. I think she was married to one of the guys.

Oh, yeah. She was a fucking weapon. I liked Naughty Alley, too. She was a good one. She was one of those married couple things So Born About Rushmore is like We got a lot We got a lot It's basically all the faces carved into the Grand Canyon

We need that much But no But if I'm giving you my four It's Casting Couch, Milt Funt, They're Bang Bust, Girls Too Poor As far as like series go. Hey, KFC. It's super producer BC, above average producer Logan.

So I got a question about my ex-girlfriend for you guys. So this was a couple years ago back in high school. I ended up dating this girl that was way hotter than I was. She was actually a Swiss exchange student. Whoa. So we dated for a couple months and obviously we broke up dating this girl that was way hotter than I was. She was actually a Swiss exchange student.

Whoa. So we dated for a couple months, and obviously we broke up when she went back to Switzerland. But about two or three months after we started dating or hooking up, and about a month before she left, I started to notice that she was a little bit racist. A couple things, like we went to the mall to watch a movie, and she said she liked everyone in the movie except the black characters.

And we gave this kid my phone to take a picture of us two, and she said, oh, you're lucky he didn't steal your phone because he's black. That's pretty blatant. She was European. So a couple of questions here. One, is this just kind of par for the course for Europeans? Because that's kind of crazy. And two, does it make me a bad person that I continue to date her or hook up with her for like a month until she left, knowing that she's a lot racist?

Don't beat yourself up. I don't know. First of all, if you can run around going like, I'm not racist, I'm just European. That's unbelievable. No, you can't. For some reason, you can, though. For some reason, it's accepted over there.

It's not accepted, but it's just like... Everything that's unusual, you can kind of be like, but he's European. No, I dress like an asshole. I'm European. I still chain smoke like 50 cigarettes a day. Yeah, he's European. I have disgusting teeth he's european we still get the most shit for like being racist

america i feel like and granted we really earned that one we earned our nut with slavery there um but like in europe they still have to have before the games they have to have like the soccer players have to do speeches on the jumbotron being like don't be racist today guys like they're your fucking parents because they still throw bananas on the field of black players right that's like they're super racist over there big time so maybe i mean maybe that is why she is but that also you don't get like a free pass because of that you know what i mean it ain't like you know you're in like the the 50s and it's like you're in the south and you were raised a certain way you almost can't help it there's you're in the 50s and it's like you're in the South and you were raised a certain way and you almost can't help it.

There's enough time in the modern world now that you really can't fall back on like, oh, it's just European. So she's racist, but you can certainly hook up with a racist. Yeah, no doubt. If you have an end date, you can't keep dating a girl being like i'm gonna date this racist forever yeah you know like i'll date this racist for an open-ended amount of time if if it gets down to marriage we'll get married you can't do that no because i don't like racism is like not even something like you can like yeah it happened in american history x but i feel like that's not even something you can like convince someone not to be

yeah once you're an adult racist once you make your mind up yeah you can maybe uh try to like you can hide it yeah but if you feel it it's and you'll and you'll know all the time when you're hanging out with her well you're like you're a fucking racist and it'll come out like you know when you when you're when you're dating somebody you you know you put on an entire front you pretend to be someone you're not and eventually you start to be yourself a little bit so maybe when you're out there you're polite to like the black waiter or something but behind closed doors you know that she's like well i thought she was gonna steal my phone yeah so you can't like marry a known racist but but unless you're racist and then it's a fucking match made in heaven

great racist little kids and perpetuate the fucking horrible stereotype a horrible cycle just put them in little hoods and yeah but the I think if you have a month and a half and you're fucking this hot Swedish girl oh wow you're giving that number or is that what he said

that's what he said oh okay he's like I'm going to choose leaving in a month and a half got it yeah keep fucking for a month and a half I also think you could actually

and then alert the authorities and be like don't let this racist back into the country I mean listen you can't you can't just be stopping people from immigrating here because they're racist, can you? You can in Europe. Is that the rule?

I mean, Europe wouldn't let Richard Spencer in because he's a white supremacist. Yeah, you can get banned from entire countries over there. That's right. He tried to go to like eight different countries and none of them let him in. I also think you can hook up with a racist forever. Like if it's like your hookup. If it's like your booty call. I don't mind with a racist forever. Like if it's like your hookup, if it's like your booty call,

I don't mind that going on forever. I think I, I would, I wouldn't like it be forever. I would be, I would be okay with a month and a half. I don't, I don't think,

uh, I think if it's like a late night, like two years down the road for sex, I'll, I don't care what you think or do. If it's just a transaction, it's like, yeah,

I fucked the racist last night. God, that would be a great episode of sunny just like you know like like if uh just like a recurring thing like there's the tranny no racist in the bar ever but max dating a racist exactly that i think you can have like a 2 a.m. Come on over. Leave before my friends are up. Racist hookup. I would like.

That's just me. Maybe I'm. If I was doing that, I'd make her always role play like Black Panther. Yeah. We have to role play on the stuff that would really piss her off. Yeah. You're Rosa Parks. And I'm the bus driver.

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to get your fixed. Use the promo code KFC for 10% off. Hey, KFC fights BC. Had a quick question. At home watching the Seinfeld episode where Jerry stops going out with a girl because he thinks that she has fake tits, but they're real and they're spectacular. So obviously he was wrong, but had a question. So I'm 24 and earlier today I went to get Botox for the first time just because I have an awful resting bitch face and just make this like awful face and I don't want to get wrinkles. Do you think that if guys like found out that girls my age got Botox, that they'd be weird? Cause like, or just like not want to go out with a girl or just judge them.

I mean, obviously people will, but just the overall consensus on our thoughts on girls in their early twenties getting Botox. Thanks. I mean, I knew this. Did you know this?

Yeah. You did know this. I did know this. Thanks. I mean, I knew this. Did you know this? I guess it surprised you? Yeah. You did know this? I did know this, yes. So I don't think this, I think most guys do know this. I don't think this is like a big revelation. Although, I don't know,

there's a lot of dudes out there who are just, they just don't pay attention to anything at all. There are guys out there who like don't even realize that. I read Cosmo, so I was aware of the Botox. I mean, there are probably guys out there

who don't know that every single photo is Facetuned and Photoshopped and filtered and all that. So there are a lot of oblivious guys out there. Doesn't affect me one bit. Does it affect you? Fuck no. No. The fuck do I give a shit?

I'm a big fan of... Do whatever you want to yourself. I don't care. I mean, now, the results, I might not like the look of them if you do too much of it or if you do too much of it or you know if you unnecessarily you know let's say you got a great ass and you you start puffing it up with like all you know artificial stuff and you mess with a good thing i might not like the result or the idea behind it no i'm saying i might not like the result but i like the idea yeah go ahead if it makes you feel better about yourself you

know anything you can do you got the money for it you got the and you got the desire go rock out you do botox right i do botox for my sweating yeah wait yeah i mean i knew you did yeah i mean i don't think i would do it for my face like girls do yeah but the botox under your arms bro look man like changes your life you're a sweater not a sweater no yeah you're a weirdo i'm also a weirdo the other direction i sweat too much if you are a sweater. I'm not a sweater. No, yeah, you're a weirdo. I'm also a weirdo the other direction. I sweat too much. If you are a sweater, it's actually called Dysport, not Botox, but it's like exactly Botox. You go get Botox.

It's a lot. A thousand bucks. It will change your life. How often do you have to do it? I did it like twice a year, but then eventually like it works. Like your body just kind of stops. So you can, if you just put away like a couple grand a year, if you eventually it works. Your body just kind of stops. If you just put away a couple grand a year, if you're a big-time

sweater, there is nothing more liberating. If you're a sweater, you worry about pit stains and being embarrassed. If that goes away, you're the most confident guy in the world. Your entire life will be changed. I'm all about it. Botox, surgery, you want to get lipo,

you want to get a nose job all that shit man dude i mean jen selter has like she was in like people magazine talking about her nose job absolutely if jen selter didn't get a nose job jen selter's not jen selter nope do your botox do you know do whatever the fuck you want you know what i want to do remember rude jude telling us about cool sculpting yes we should do that do that. Yeah. You want to do that? Yes. Okay. How much does it cost? We'll expense it. Yeah, we will. Right. Let's be part of content. It sounds like it's

like 600 bucks. I looked it up. There's like Groupons for it. Oh, I'll just cancel my gym membership. I've flushed $200 a month down the drain for the better part of two years. So I'll just do that for a couple months and there you go. You got cool sculpting. We're going to do it. We're going to sculpt the shit out of two years so i'll just do that for a couple months and there you go you got cool sculpting oh we're gonna do it we're gonna sculpt the shit out of that shit out of our fat uh so yeah this does not affect me uh i can't imagine first of all it

doesn't like i only the only reason i know of it is because like my girlfriends like friends who are girls have told me and like yeah i would i i don't have that kind of eye i don't have the ear that fucking notices an engine i don't have the ear that fucking notices an engine. I don't have the eye that says that was Botox. Too much. You would know where they look like they're like, you know, faces.

Yeah, but that's a facelift. That's not Botox, right? No, I think you can get too much Botox. Really? Um,

I, I don't know. I'm talking out of my ass, but I do think if you get too much Botox, you would know it. But yeah, that's the whole point. If you do,

you know, the plastic surgery, right. Don't, don't fucking cheap on it. If you're do it right don't get the shit that dennis reynolds and d got where it's just like these fucking infected shit from mexico right your eyes blow up right away go to a good doctor pay the right money the cement like ass implants and shit like that if you're gonna do it go all out but don't go you know get like if you want to get

like fake tits go like one size up don't go like 10 sizes up. That kind of stuff. Yeah. Rock out, girl. Do whatever makes you feel good about yourself. We'll be cool sculpting. You know what I mean? Ain't no thing. All I care about is your confidence.

As long as you're confident in yourself, I'm confident being with you. What a guy. That was fucking romantic, man. And then it's like, you know, when you're like us, we're like, let's go get Botox together, honey. Two for one special. You get it in your face. I'll get it in my pits.

All right. That's it for today's episode of KC Radio. Final break. Any last words for him? No.