KFC Radio - KFCradio: Spittin Chiclets

Episode Date: May 16, 2018

Two thirds of Spittin Chiclets (Paul Bissonnette & Rear Ads) join the show to talk about hockey players penises. Biznasty tells a great story about getting a ride home from a cop. He also very much enjoyed the 6th grade. Voicemails include: one night stands, showering with you professor, bridal party choreography, and seeing your true self.Episdoe presented by:Spotify: you can listen to KFC Radio on SPotify go to kfcradio.com/spotifyDrinkade: drinkade.com promo code: KFCRADIOHoney: joinhoney.com/kfcButcher Box: butcherbox.com/kfcYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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So go check it out. Spittin' Chicklets and KC Radio on Spotify. We got, I should say, two-thirds of chicklets because that Muppet was too soft and too scared to get in the studio with us because they know that we would dummy him. Is that what you guys say? I would dummy him? Speedbag him. Speedbag him? I think he had a creative team meeting with Gonzo and Fuzzy bad today.

So we do have, of course, rear ads and then the newest addition to Barstool, Biz Nasty, Paul Bissonnette. Are you allowed to do this? Did you clear this with your mommy and daddy and all the people at NHL and shit? Because we tend to say things that will probably get you in trouble. I got a big boy job and I have to answer to people.

It would be nice to just say whatever you want with no consequences. On this show, you can. Yeah, you can say whatever you want here. Our listeners are the most down to ride. I actually texted Kevin this morning. I said, we should go out and murder someone and then confess to it on this podcast. And no one's telling anyone?

It's crazy. I mean, listen, we pushed the envelope last episode. We were dropping some ethnic slurs and some sexual slurs. And I even thought, like, the joke was that I was like, yo, I bet we could say it right now and nobody's going to care. And then we did. And I went to bed last night. I was like, this might be one.

We might have to have, like, a meeting today. I wouldn't be surprised if we got called in. Nothing. Our listeners are just like. Keep it in the cone of silence. It's crazy. I feel like you're trying to goad the Boston guy into telling a racist joke right now.

My mom's actually half black. Believe it or not, I swear to God. So I'm not telling any fucking racist jokes right now. I can see that. You got a little, like, Larry Nance thing going on, right? I think you're just an Italian. So you're... People say I look Italian.

So you're black Canadian? My mother is African-American. She was born in Chicago. And your dad's Canadian? French-Canadian, yeah. French, black Canadian. My mother was raised actually in Belgium, so she speaks French, too. She speaks European French.

My father, she moved away from Chicago when she was like two or three. So you speak French? I speak fluent French, yes. I can see that being very big with the ladies. That's why I can't read in English. I'm like 50% at both languages. Okay, so we got Billy Madison over here on the block yesterday. I can see Biz pulling up some chicks on Bumble

and spitting some French to them and things going very well for him. We've mentioned my Bumble account and, of course, now Raya, which I got accepted to, not a big deal. But I think my ex-girlfriend's going to be giving me a call soon and just going to lay into me for talking about this. She's your ex-girlfriend. I know. I just have headaches. Yeah, you get

those calls. I'll get the guilt call. You've been getting them for 10 years. Yeah, I'm on a decade of getting the same call, yeah. Still? Tell Biz what was the latest. You keep her on the rope then. You're like late night drunk texting her and then she's all over me. It's just like, well, you're leading her on. You're famous now.

She wants to pipe you. Guess what you're going to get? Another text tomorrow. She had. The latest one was like unbelievable. Somebody sent Feidelberg flowers. We made a joke about how he wants to get flowers sent to him. And she said, I hope those

have anthrax on them. Fuck you. You fat cunt boy. I kind of like her sassy look. Ride or die. I was like, what a woman. What a woman. I don't know how I would have handled dating in the social media age.

We talked about that before. Back in the day, it's so hard to just like end a relationship now because it's so easy to like for people to reach out to you call you when they hear you sick shit like back in the day you could have moved 10 feet away and like just never saw that person ever again that relationship's done tom green i had some stand up and he talked about he's like back then you had to call a landline yeah so you can't just like buzz some chick who was married. The guy answers, who the fuck is this asking for my wife?

Yeah, man. I mean, but the good side is that like, you know, you hop on Bumble or Raya and it's easier than ever. I'm going to be a loser here. Real poor person. I don't even know what the fuck Raya is. I think it's the like super bougie one. You got to like apply for it and shit? Like a black tie, you have to have a minimum.

Yeah, exactly. I think you just gotta be rich. I was more thrilled about when I got that pop-up on my phone than when I was told that I'd made the NHL and I was gonna play my first NHL game. I had more excitement. You made it to the show. Hope you got more

ice time with her than you did the first game. Although I've gotten accepted, so now Now you have to perform. Bumble's not too hard. I wasn't great at setting up my profile so I had a buddy help me he moved some photos around you gotta play to your strengths you gotta be a little bit douchey

I put my height in the account I would put my height in my fucking bank account be done with it but Raya you add a song there's like a slideshow wait a minute what song did you pick that's why I need to have a sit down with a few buddies that's a great What song did you pick?

That's why I need to have a sit down with a few buddies We gotta go over this, I need an analytics team I gotta get Good photos, maybe get some photos Taken of me, professional Go to Walmart, yeah some headshots Jesus Christ, just go to fucking Reddit Go wild, two minutes, boom, done Then you can watch the game with a clear head

I can't Imagine how stressful that is. Picking a song is very... I'm stressed out for you right now. That's a big decision, the song. Oh, yeah. You picked the wrong one. What song did your creative team end up coming up with? Well, that's the thing.

We haven't sat down yet. Now, maybe some listeners can maybe have some recommendations. You need to have a meeting for a song to get me some pussy. Yeah. Do pussy. Is something come to mind for you? Now, we've talked, we have what we call, we all picked our boner jams, which was like, we had a hypothetical. It was if every time you got a boner,

this song just like played magically. So he had... The walkout song. Basically, yes. It was a walkout song for your dick. He had A.O. Technology by 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake. Great choice. Such a good choice. I don't even remember Big Cats.

It's actually a really good choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was. It's like so outdated, but just like... Dude, when it hits, though. The beat is a very... Wow. It's like the rhythm for it.

It was like it was made... It's like it was made for the idea of someone having a walkout song for getting a boner. That's why the song was created. 50 Cent and Timberlake were thinking about that. Like, yeah, man. What if it was played? Yeah, Nelly Furtado and who's the other guy? She's always with Timberland.

Maybe they could make a good boner song. Maybe a little promiscuous girl. You want to have that as your song? Is my dick a little too obvious? I think it's a little on the nose. It's actually in my documentary, that song. It's a little on the nose. It's actually in my documentary, that song. I just wanted to plug that. Is it weird loud?

No. Yeah, we got it. That song got cleared. Pulse call. We'll have to open that up, though. What was your pick? You know, it's the theme song to the Sandlot that like, it's like a smoother song,

just like a vibe. Whereas Feidelberg went with like, it's my bon smoother song, like just like a vibe. Whereas Feidelberg went with like, it's my boner. Look at my boner. Just to clarify, that's a song that like induces a boner or a boner reminds you of it? When you get a boner. So it could be like you're in the bedroom and it happens. You could be at work and it happens. So you got to think about all scenarios where if something pops off, this song starts to play.

See, the only like song I can think of that I associate with a boner in my personal history is actually a video. It was the Like a Virgin video of Madonna. It came out in 1984. I was 12, but I was 12. So, you know, you all of a sudden have this fucking pipe in your pants, but you didn't know how to pull your pud yet. So, like, you would just have this, like, blue balls.

Why? Because, like, you guys wouldn't have internet porn and stuff. No. But that video got you going? Oh, yeah. Back then, dude. Yeah, that was like all. I'm talking 12.

That's all you had. When you don't know, your wires haven't kicked in to go rub one out. You're like, whoa, what's happening here? And it was always Madonna like a virgin. But the bigger point is that even just a music video was enough to get you rolling. Because nowadays you need to watch two hookers get murdered in bed. Well, now we're on the subject. The first time, I didn't have internet porn, of course, because I don't even think internet was.

Wait, wait, wait. You can't say, of course. Why would you not? Well, no, at the time of when the Nelly music video came out, I don't think it was. It wasn't. Or the Lunatics, was it? When all those girls are shaking their ass. Tip drill. Tip drill. It wasn't. Or the Lunatics, was it? When all those girls are shaking their ass. Tip drill.

Tip drill. It wasn't tip drill. Because that's like porn. I mean, that's. It wasn't tip drill. It was the other one. But anyway, that was the first time I'd ever jerked off to a music video because they had all the black girls shaking their ass.

Oh, mine was. He can say how many licks. Okay. Great one. All right. A very good one. But I was watching this on a tube TV, stroke it in my basement because we didn't have internet porn then. Yeah.

This is going back in the day. Wait, how old are you? I'm 33. Oh, okay. All right. I didn't know. But at that time, it wasn't of good quality if there even was any. No way.

No way. Yeah. We always talk about how you had to watch whatever you could at that point. Is this weird to you? The first time that it ever came was actually when a girl stroked me off. So I'd never, when this happened. You'd never come by yourself. I'd never came by myself.

And I was in grade six and they had a school lockout. And a girl stroked me off. I had no idea what was happening. I thought I was going to start pissing everywhere. And this thing, this load, I was like Peter North. It just kept shooting me crazy. Because you'd been fucking edging yourself for five years. Watching Nelly videos.

And this girl was in the sixth grade also, but she'd been dating older guys, like eighth graders and stuff. So she fucking, this thing was an unreal pepper grind. She was like hitting the top like a mic and just getting the fucking, you know what I'm saying? And I ran to the bathroom as I was coming because I had no idea what the fuck was going on. I never felt that thing before. Running and coming. So during the school strike, I would drive my bike over there every day, and I was getting like fucking 10 handjobs a day because I was obsessed with them.

And then once you learned you could do them yourself, you were off and running. Yeah. So were you trying and unsuccessfully trying yourself? I'd love to get her on the station to talk about it. Hey, call up, girl. If you jerked off biz about fucking 17 years ago, call us up. Were you trying and failing to jerk off on your own? No, I just never done it.

And she was more experienced. She was a little older. But once that happened, it was like that opened up a whole. No doubt. A couple months later, I had my first 69. Like I was in grade six. Wow, dude. You're really changing the reputation of Canadian girls in one fell swoop right now.

Yo, that's 12 years old around here. Is that what you are back up in grade 6 in Canada? 12? You're getting 69 and 12 years old? It was going into my 7th grade summer. Yeah, yeah. How many years, though? How old are you? I my, my seventh grade summer. Yeah. How many years? Summer.

How old are you? Uh, I mean, I don't know how old are you when you're in grade six, going into grade seven, there's gotta be a birthday's in March. So probably, probably I'm guessing maybe 12,

13. Yeah. I mean, to be 69 at the age of 12 is fucking banana. There's gotta be fucking funny. Okay. So, I mean,

you had your nose in a chick's asshole. Okay. 12. So, so this is a wild story. So the girl who I did that with, this is going back in the day. So fast forward a couple years ago, I was home over Christmas break

during the hockey season, and I go out in St. Catharines, which is about 15 minutes from my house, and I go out and booze all night, and there was no cabs after the bar. And a cop, a local cop, pulls me over, pulls up and says, hey, Biz, what's going on? How's hockey been going? And I'm like, like shooting the shit i've never met this guy so he's like you want to ride

back to well and i'm like fuck yeah and i was with uh this is this is going back probably five years ago so i was with a girl so we're getting a ride back and i'm fucked up and all of a sudden he's like hey man do you remember such and such and i'm like oh yeah i used to have like 69s and finger back in grade six and he's like oh yeah i'm married to her and she's having our first kid soon. Oh no, biz. The girl, the girl next to me was like, are you fucking kidding me? But I wanted to open the door and roll out of the car. Yeah.

I mean, that's, it was just so stupid of me. I was so fucked up and I'm like, oh no, but like, but she's a cool girl. Like she's awesome. Oh, it's like, oh fuck. I did not arrest you. It was, it was oh it's like oh fuck get me out of arrest you it was it was it was like another 15 20 minute ride i mean i feel like if that guy like murdered you it would be fair like i feel like he handled it so cool and and i was grateful for it i oh let me just say this too though if she was the type of girl 69 and getting fingered when she was 12 he probably

knows yeah he was probably like me too like you know everybody was i hope because otherwise that is just a kill shot jesus christ oh cool like yeah we're having our first kid we're getting married i was like no no don't say it i see look at his face he's gonna say oh holy shit dude you have any inklings on what you think your song should be you and we'll have the whole we'll have everybody crowdsourcing i'm gonna do some research yeah everybody i was trying to think about i don't even have a guess i like that that's so hard that's a really tough song because you got to pick whether it's fergie big girls don't cry was the first thing that popped in my mind i don't know why i don't know why the first thing i thought see you

got there's many ways to think about this. You could either try to do, like, a song that, like, represents you. I think that's really fucking hard. Or you could just do a song that's, like, kind of like a fucking, like, well, R. Kelly's not exactly the best choice these days, but, like, Ignition, that's just, like,

everybody likes this. It's a fun party song. That's the kind of, like, guy I am. Or you do something funny. Like, I think if you put big girls don't cry it would be like what the fuck is this yeah this is weird but that's that's a heavy choice i think you go to classic song that represents your like song like you would listen to that kind of represents your personality to pick a song that represents you yeah you know

because then also britney spears heads heads rolling stones tails tom petty boom that's it easy for me i mean cause if you if you go like say you pick something that's like you know it's like oh really you think that represents you yeah I just don't

want to pick one and everyone's like oh that's lame you don't want to be lame yeah or just go like a Cat Stevens song where everyone's like

what the fuck are you pro-Muslim he's Muslim now you know like people fucking saying that where'd that come from Cat Stevens is a Muslim

yeah yeah he hasn't gone? Cat Stevens is a Muslim? He hasn't gone by Cat Stevens in years. Oh, really? What's he go by? Yusuf Salamis. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If there's something you need to know about R.A., he knows the most random stuff. It's crazy.

I'm like, how the fuck do you even know that? Movies, music, TV, guys at Encyclopedia. Yeah, that's true. We'll get into some voicemails. They're brought to you by Drink Aid. Celebrate and feel great. We got this new drink, Drink Aid. It's formerly known as Never Too Hungover.

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I could definitely use a drink aid. I didn't really even drink that much last night. I just had, I don't know, I guess I had like four whiskeys. Where'd you go? Were you here or did you go out? I was here. I was here. I went across the street.

We had like got a bite to eat. And then I came back. I did Failing Upwards, which is also a podcast out today. Also out today, yes. Fights went on Failing Upwards to talk about his cool hat. Yes. Did they like the hat? They actually didn't like roast the hat, really.

They're into that. I'm surprised actually didn't like roast the hat. Really? They're into that. I'm surprised they didn't say they liked it. It was their kind of vibe. It was, uh, I don't know if their vibe is, is they like had the hat,

but like they, they kind of like they wear sweatshirts. Like they're pretty fucking, they just wear expensive shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like a dickish, like my hat.

It's just like expensive. I don't know what's worse. Like a $400 hat where at least you're trying to look like something or a $400 sweatshirt where you just look like you're wearing a sweatshirt. The hat's worse. I'll say it. I'll wear it. The hat's worse. Go to drinkade.com or Amazon.

Use the promo code KFCRADIO for 25% off. What do we got, BC? Sup, boys. Extra sets of sights. Sup. First time, long time. I want you guys to settle a debate for me to me and my boyfriend. We've been together for like eight months. We're both 26. We both work professional jobs. And my boyfriend before me has only ever had sex with people once. Like he's only ever had one night stands before me.

And I think this is weird. Um, he's like maybe had morning sex with the girl, like after they had sex the night before or whatever, but like never more than once after that. So I think that's kind of a weird thing. Um, I don't think he's lying to me about that because he was really awkward when we got together but i'm like why would you lie but anyway it just seems like a lot of work to like have to find a new person every weekend have sex with rather than like hitting up your normal people like the rest of us do so i'm just wondering what your take on this is do you think it's normal or am i I being weird for thinking that it's weird? Only one night stands.

So that means... At 26. She didn't say how many, but the point being... R.A. actually gives relationship advice on our podcast. Oh yeah? Let her rip, pal. This is completely normal, dear. I speak as a guy who kind of had that same mentality for a long time.

The longest girl before my wife I dated was four months, up until I was 29 years old. It just kind of had whatever you want to call it, that caveman mentality. I just wasn't, I was a serial, I wouldn't call it a serial dater. I just, like, there were some girls, yeah, you'd have, I'd hook up again. But a lot of guys are like that. They're just at that age where they're just kind of, whatever, maybe subconsciously looking for someone to be with. But in meantime they're just gonna go out party get drunk sleep with a girl and eventually someone's gonna win the hot and you might have this guys you know um you know

maybe he's been looking for you and just he just hasn't known it i think it's uh probably a testament to this guy's ability because to never be like uh i'm on a cold streak or like nothing's working out let me like go back to the well. Well, standards are a thing too, Kevin. I mean, he could be running the gamut from 2 to 10 here. True, true, true, true. I think that's so – like she said, I thought she was kind of getting not uppity about it, but kind of being like, oh, he's kind of –

he was a scumbag or whatever. She was just like, that's just too much effort. I'm totally on board with her. That's way too much effort to go out every single night. That's what I mean. Like eventually you just go back to the well, like, Hey,

you up? Like, you know, I know it's a, I know it's a done deal. We're both good. Come on over. But unless it's just that easy for him,

like then it's like, all right. In order to give my full comments on this, I'm going to need more information. Like I need to know, was this guy doing it every weekend? Like this is going to have a, how many did he have?

A hundred notches. And I'm like, how the fuck have you never gotten a weekend? Like does this guy have a hundred notches? And I'm like, how the fuck have you never gotten a repeat? Like call her over for a movie on a Tuesday if you crush her on a Saturday. But on her side of things, you got to be like, wow, like I'm the special one that landed him that he wanted to keep crushing me again. That's a compliment. Like fuck. Girls will find shit to bitch about when you're essentially complimenting them. Yeah, but that's not going to be the thought process The thought process is going to be like, you said just slut

And you fucked all those girls and all these hookers that you just cooked out And never found another one I mean, it should be, yeah, like Jorge said You're the one who kind of finally tamed me and had my heart But they're just going to be mad that you fucked a zillion chicks I mean, obviously, I'm not in the modern day and age Do women ask guys how many lovers they've had before them? We always preach here.

Do not ever ask. Don't tell. Don't tell girls not to ask, but do they... I mean, girls never really ask me, but do they... I think it's like, don't ask, don't ask. I ask the girl. Jesus Christ. No, I don't think I'm dating anyone over like 10 to 15

notches at my age now. Yeah, but so say you like meet a girl. You know how math works, right? Yeah, and if she's like, oh, yeah, I've been with like, oh, another thing for me, if they've been with another hockey player, not a chance. Out. What's hilarious, Paul, is that you believe them. No, I mean, my last girlfriend was married for 15 years.

So, I mean. That's good. I mean, I hope she's not getting stuffed while she's married. Did you ask her? No, I mean, this is a conversation that develops over time. I'm not leading off with it. Alright, okay. You're talking about dating, right?

When we get to the conversation where we're making it official, it's like, hey, listen, just to let you know, I want to know now, have you ever been with any other hockey players? At least at like AHL or NHL level I don't want to I just want to deal I don't want another guy

Being like Oh yeah crush that guy's girl In the locker room And drive me bananas That's fair That's totally fair And it's just one of those things Like hey

Lay it out now Tell me the truth But here's the thing When you present it like that They know what to say Like listen I want to date you But

Have you had sex With a hockey player Considering my girl was married for 15 years. Yeah. And she lived in Arizona, so chances are she did. But you know what I'm saying? If you sit down a girl right now and you ask her this question, and she knows that you want to know, she knows that you want the answer to be no,

she's just going to tell you no. Well, yeah, but then I also follow it up with, if I do find out down the road, and let's say we're engaged, we're done. And then you can't come back and say, oh, but look at this now. I'm just like, no. I established the rules. I'll tell you anything you want to know about me. Let's just get it out in the open.

And so say she's also like, all right, I fucked 16 guys. You're just like, see ya. No, I mean, you evaluate the situation. I mean, you know, like if you know a bunch of guys that, another thing, are you okay with like a guy in your social circle have already having sex with that girl and then all of a sudden you fall, like you like her and you're like, God, like, but like a couple of the boys at the office crushed her. No, I, no chance. You would do that.

Yeah. Okay. I wouldn't even pursue her. I have buddies. I wouldn't, if I knew, I'd be like, that's not. I have buddies who don't care about that and I almost envy them because I'm like, that's a great situation where they just like, it doesn't bother them where I'm like, I'm insecure about it. That's a level of maturity I don't have. Yeah, I don't care about that and I almost envy them because I'm like that's a great situation where it doesn't bother them. I'm insecure about it.

That's a level of maturity I don't have. I would probably try and then it would just eat at me all the time. I commend those guys. Yo KFC, Fights, SPBC. I live off campus in a house and we have terrible water pressure so i go into the general

locker room at school to take showers and it's great nobody's usually there good water hot water all that but today i was in there and one of my professors walked in and i like i go to a school where like the classes are small so you know your professors like kind of personal and i had no clue what to do so i just kind of turned my ass to him and just like didn't make eye contact but i was terrified because i didn't know what to do but when i was seeing the class he just never spoke of it but my hypothetical question you guys is who would be the worst kind of person to see in a public shower thanks boys pay prices money all right Public showering with your professor is a...

It's awkward. I thought that was going to go way different. I'm kind of happy it ended up the way it did. That could have been real dark. The worst person to basically take a shower with. I mean, your teacher's got to be up there. That's like... When I was a kid, I had...

I've had, like, our hockey coach come in with us. Like, come in and be like... That was... It was a... It was a surprise, I had, I've had like our hockey coach come in with us. Like, I mean, like, that was, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a surprise. Oh boy. That's weird. We were like, coach surprised me in the shower. He thought we were going to go the other way with that reaction and been like, oh, okay,

let's go for a surprise. Like, what the fuck? That's even worse. Like, what do you mean? He was like, oh, coach, we had like a game like seven hours away. Okay, it's a game. It's a surprise. I don't like any of this.

And he was like, no, I didn't mean it. He's like, man, we were fucking's a game. It's a surprise. I don't like any of this. No, I didn't mean it. He's like, man, Jaina. We were fucking playing a game. I got a man, Jaina. Was it John Cooper? That was one. And then when I was a kid, I used to always see, this is like in Curb, when he sees his therapist at the beach. My principal was at the beach in a Speedo.

Oh, my God. And that was really fucking weird for me. I never saw Mr. Kelly the same effort again. The Speedo move for a principal is aggressive. Old as shit. Obviously, young people aren't pulling off. Oh, Bispo's off a Speedo. Nice.

I always feel like the relationship between a professor and a student is a little awkward, especially when you're one-on-one. I feel like from a guy who's been in a locker room his whole life, would almost be like oh now i can just be like hey what's up buddy yeah because like you've seen his cock like i've seen your dick we always say like the you're your best friends like you're not really friends with someone so you've seen their dick but the guys when a new guy got traded to a team i would make sure i shout at the same time and be like okay yeah i gotta i remember guys dicks more than the names of the guys I've played with. Some guys I'm like, oh, what was that guy's first name?

But I remember what his wrench looked like. Wow, he had a nice one. Or holy shit, he was struggling. I've actually played with a guy whose pubic hair surpassed the end of his penis. No. Was that just a really big bush? I was going to say a small dick or a big bush. Or a combination of both.

I mean, buddy. I mean, even if you could braid it, it's still not good. No, but it was not big. Holy shit. Back to the call, Kev. First off, I think the call might want to understand how locker rooms work, first of all, when you're going into a college campus. Anyone can use it, and you might run into a professor.

Having said that, it's awkward. But, I mean, dude, it's got to be the worst. Like, if your grandfather or something came in, and, you know, all old and wrinkled. I mean, no one wants to see it. Are you talking age? Yeah. Yeah, you just don't, like, I mean, hell, I don't want to see myself hot all the time. But, yeah, I mean, an old elderly relative coming in there would be tough to stomach.

If I saw a portnoy in the shower, I'd fucking throw bleach in my eyes. Yeah, that's true. That's the worst thing I can imagine. A portnoy would be the opposite. Are staves fucking, like, dicking balls? I haven't been. His weird, like, anorexic butt. I wouldn't exactly call myself a stoolie because I'm not like part of that community.

And I haven't followed you guys for like a long period of time. But I've seen old pictures. He looks like he's in way better shape. He looks better. He's amazing. He's a handsome guy. You get money and drugs and all of a sudden. You know, it's he was he was gruesome for a while.

He ate a baguette for lunch every day. Full two. Two full French baguettes. And he would have like Dunkin Donuts, like extra large. That was like filled with cream and pizza. There are a couple of picks we could show you. I mean, Dave was gross. Dave, I'll find gross Dave for you right now.

I mean, gross Dave is he's pigeon toed. He's still pigeon toed now, but just doesn't look as bad. He used to cut his own hair and he was just convinced that he cut his own hair his whole life he looked better look at that you put gross dave and gross dave barstool pops up uh he used to cut his own hair and say like well because i cut it better than every every barber and i was like no no you don't dude he just realized when he finally moved to new york and i think some girls told him like dude no you don't he finally like understood you got to get your hair cut by a professional he did Adderall so he didn't eat and uh he bought a bunch of clothes that fit him because he was rich there you go that's that's gross Dave I gotta say

man whoa yeah dude fuck no every almost everybody who listens have seen this picture before but if now we'll put it up on the twitter at at KFC radio wow I mean good for him man yeah I mean it's it's quite the glow up probably the best advertisement for Adderall you could really put out there, I think. It's like some Tom Brady shit. Both those guys were... Who took that picture? We don't even... We can't even remember when that was. I mean, he looks like he's

50 years old in this picture. Yeah, and he got the hair plugs too, so the bald spot's showing there. You know what I love about him? He's so up front with it all. Yeah, well, you gotta be, because otherwise then it's like everybody knows and you look like an asshole. It's just like, yeah, I got my fucking plugs in. But this is so bad.

Oh my God. I mean, and the, you know, the clothes too. It's like he used to say. The clothes were brutal. He said that he used to just dress like Baggy. Oh my God. And then he went to Italy where everybody, you know, what he said is that they taught him if you wear tight clothes, you look a little taller.

So he was desperate to be taller since he's short. And he so he went with the tight clothes. Good for him. It's been quite the comeback story. Actually, a 30 for 30. I just remember, believe it or not, I did join a gym once or twice in my life. No time recently. And I joined one.

There was a gym in the South End, which is a lot of Boston's gay community lives in. It's closed down. Mike's gym. So unbeknownst to me, they, you know, started going to another gym to perform a customers. I went to a,

um, world gym, whatever, and Southie joined up and I'm in, you know, a locker room and, uh, you know,

I'm like, I'm not a specimen by any stretch. I'm kind of, you know, I get a couple of looks at me. One of them was like, well, this guy like,

and I heard two guys talking to like what they're going to be doing for the weekend or whatever. And, you know, I was in the steam bath a couple of times. And then I told my buddy, I was like, this guy, and I heard two guys talking. I'm like, what are they going to be doing for the weekend or whatever? And, you know, I was in the steam bath a couple times, and then I told my buddy, I'm like, dude, that gym's got a weird vibe to it. He's like, dude, that's the new gay gym in town. He says, because Mike's in the South End closed, and all the gay customers go to the World Gym now. I was like, okay, no wonder.

I was like legit getting cruised in the mirror and shit. I was kind of flat, and I was like, this guy's giving me eyes right now. But I will say, I did go in the steam bath a couple times, and, you know, like, I was like, getting cruised in the mirror and shit. I was kind of flat. I was like, this guy's giving me eyes right now. But I will say, I did go in the steam bath a couple times. And, you know, like I was like, I wouldn't know what would happen. You know, because that's where a lot of the action goes on in those types of gyms. And I don't know. I found out. And I was like, I don't know if this is the place for me.

And to feed off R.A. there, last night we were recommended to go to some place called The Blonde. It's a bar here. And so we went, me, Whit, and a couple of guys. And quickly we rediscovered it was a gay bar. Oh, no shit. Yeah, but I was like, I'm not even mad at this. Because a lot of guys are looking at me. And I feel good.

It was good. Man, once in a while it feels good to be around a bunch of gay guys. And just them looking you up. And I love chatting with them. They give you confidence because they're so upfront with their sexuality. We're like, oh, man, I embrace them. I have a few gay buddies. And I love hanging chatting with them. They give you confidence because they're so upfront with their sexuality. We're like, oh, man, I embrace them. I have a few gay buddies and I love hanging out with them. They make me feel like a million bucks.

A gay guy hitting on you or even just complimenting you is far more important than a girl hitting on you. It feels so much better. It's like girls complimenting girls. Guys don't do that. They share each other. So once in a while, I'm recommending to your listeners, if you're on a cold streak, just hit up a gay bar

and just go chat with the boys. They're probably going to grab your hand all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just get the confidence up. You need a goal off your ass once in a while to get the ball rolling. Slump bust it, baby. Do you think we have any gay guys who would work here?

I don't know. People who are weird about gay people, that's so weird. Who cares? They don't want to fuck you if you're not gay. You don't have to do it. Just leave them alone. Two people making out beside me that are the same gender, I don't care. Obviously, girls are hotter than guys, but if two

dudes are making out, I'm like, fucking right. Those guys are happy, and we live in a time where they're allowed to do that, and they're not going to get a bullet in the back of the head. Yeah. No, I totally... The only reason I ask is because we do, he's just the worst gay dude ever. He's the sloppiest guy in because we do, he's just the worst gay dude ever. He's like the sloppiest guy in the world. He's gay.

He's one of the worst dressed people here. And like, he's the exact opposite of like what you think a gay person. He is what the stereotype of Barstool like guys are, where it's like, oh yeah, he's just a bro, like fucking watches sports and like tries to fuck chicks and, you know, doesn't know what he's doing or how to dress. Except he's gay. It makes no sense. It's like a lot of times where we're like, I'm like, God damn it, Pat. I wish you were gayer. I mean, there have been times where we were doing like marry fuck kills with the guys

here. And, you know, we would ask like, you know, would guys get upset when they wouldn't pick them to fuck? So he got killed. But so like day one, he got killed. And I remember being like, wow, that's a tough look. The gay guy killed you because of what we just said. You want killed. So he got killed. So like day one he got killed and I remember being like wow that's a tough look the gay guy killed you because of what we just said. You want the gay guys to compliment you. But then they would ask him like questions

about like what do you think of this guy's outfit? What do you think of this guy's hair? What do you think of this guy's like date? This that the other thing. And then eventually he was like wait a minute you're the worst fucking gay guy ever. I don't fucking care what you think. Your opinion's irrelevant. You gotta be a better you gotta be more gay before I care about what you say. He did something recently about like oh like like men's haircuts or whatever and k marco replied like

from the dude who has the worst haircut at barstool sports well two of my gay friends uh that i mentioned earlier one of which is like the guy in the relationship like he's like shorter a little maybe a little overweight bald and the other guy's like the princess. Like, he's cute. A ton of shit, yeah. Really good hair, dresses nice. Like, I'd fucking go. You kind of... I've done worse. It is stupid. Like you said, Biz, it's this 2018.

And to me, it's as insignificant as what somebody puts on their pizza. Like, who you go to bed with. Like, who gives a fuck on this day and age? Oh, but Jay-Z's mom just came out. And like, he said he cried because imagine living your whole life having to live it alive because you're worried about what other people are going to think. It's fucking nuts.

I think I would be mad when Feidelberg comes out of the closet. I'm going to be like, dude, what have you been waiting for? You've been lying to me for this fucking long? That's like the movie I'll bring a movie up, Brokeback Mountain. That's what that movie's all about. The misery of the closet and how it ruins people. I never saw that one. It's really a good movie. You know Jay-Z's mom came out? He's got a song about, Brokeback Mountain. That's what that movie's all about. The misery of the closet and how it ruins people. Come on out, dude. Everybody fucking cares.

Yeah, you didn't know Jay-Z's mom came out? He's got a song about it on the new album. On 444. I never really got into that as much as everybody else did. At her age,

she starts to live with no lie and it's a happy four, but it's almost like sad. It's really sad, yeah. It took that long. Yeah, but then you just probably, you fucking rock out, I bet. Just like,

give me all the pussy in the world. Let's go. Now you're like a rich – now you're a rich lesbian. Super producer, BC. What's good? First time, long time, Viva, all that good stuff. Let's get to it. So my girlfriend's brother is getting married this Friday.

On Sunday night, we got a video sent to us, and it was of his fiancee and himself doing a choreographed dance that the entire bridal party has to do. And all the groomsmen, everybody. Everybody has to do it. It is atrocious. It's one of the most embarrassing dances i've ever seen um so my

question is obviously we have to do it right we gotta stack up we gotta do it but how involved are you actually getting in this because my idea is i'm first of all i'm not learning a dance i'm not a puppet i'm not doing a dance but i do have to clap i probably have to sway a little bit. I have to act probably know the first 10 seconds of it. Uh, by the way, it's one minute long to Bruno Mars, just the way you are. So I need some advice here. What, uh, what do I do? Is it something you jumped head first into you just learn it or do you absolutely refuse to do it because I'm spending all this money to go to a wedding and I got gotta dance for you?

I mean, yeah. Asking people to dance, like, people, there are people who are, that's like, they're most... You're a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. There are people who are, like, cripplingly afraid of dancing. Like, it's the last thing they ever want to do and you're gonna make them, I mean, I don't even like when you

get intro'd and you're supposed to, like, do a little, quick little thing with your bridesmaid. Like, oh, I'll hike the football and I'll pretend to catch it or I'll twirl it. How about we just walk out and fucking wave to the crowd? Yeah. Putting people on the spot. You're the one who's on the spotlight, not fucking me. That's the fucking worst.

Okay, first off, the best advice I can give to anybody getting married in the future or whatever, have a maid of honor and have a best man and ditch the whole fucking bridal party. It's a fucking pain in the ass for everybody involved, especially the women who have to spend $800 on a fucking dress they're never going to wear again, all the makeup. And they can't agree on which dress. Right, and now everyone wants to give a fucking speech, so it becomes a Republican National Convention every wedding.

Just have a maid of honor, a best man. Seriously, it's so stress-free for everybody. You don't have to decide which of your friends are worthy to be there. The worst is the cut, like, where it's like, all right. Exactly. You don't have to do it. Like, I got six people. Like, I don't want to have seven or eight, but it's like, but this guy I lived with and

that guy I was friends with at college. Fuck that. Just have a best, one best man. It eliminates that. And again, it saves all these guys money because they have to spend money for bachelor, bachelorette pies. Well, I was going to go there. All that.

Right. It's all this shit. I was going to go there. I was going to be even further where, like, if I hadte party. I was going to go there. All that. Right. It's all this shit. I was going to go there. I was going to be even further where like if I had a girl and I was getting married and I found out she did like coordinating outfits on her bachelorette party, I'd probably call it off. If I found out she slept with 17 guys. I was going to say.

If I found out Tyler's second bent over, she's done. What if Gretzky banged a girl? Could you marry her? Come on. I would gladly have the great one's sloppy seconds. Yeah. What if she slept with 99 guys?

What was I going to say? My last girlfriend, we were talking about not like we weren't talking about marriage. We were just talking about marriage. We weren't talking about doing it. We were just talking about weddings and shit. She was like, yeah, I already have... John wanted to clarify that. Yeah, very clear. We were not talking about marriage. We weren't talking about doing it. We were just talking about weddings and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was like, yeah, I already have like... John wanted to clarify that.

Yeah, very clear. We were not talking about getting married. The topic was marriage. And she's like, yeah, I want to have nine people at my bridal party. And I was like,

I don't even... You got to match it up. So I'm like, I don't have nine fucking friends. I got to start fracturing relationships. Yeah, man. I got to start driving a wedge

between her and like six of her friends so we can even up I only got three max you're gonna be like Nate you wanna be in my fucking bridal party we gotta even the scales here we need a ring bearer I'm like hey Beth did you hear what Sam said about you

yeah like mean girl shit save some money dude but all of that pales in comparison to making someone do a choreograph and they can't enjoy the wedding up until that point. People will be nervous and shit. Yeah. Oh, I got to remember.

Like a routine. I just go off on my own page. What sucks is that he is. That's exactly what I do. Double barrel finger. I would. I'd go all the way in. You know what I do?

I take a shit on the floor and then I throw it at them at the fucking head table. Call back to the rundown yesterday. That, to me, you can't, you can't, you gotta, like this guy said, I think he's right. You, like, know the first, like, two seconds of it. You clap, you sway, you wave your hands, whatever it is. Fade to the back. Or actually, to be honest, once it starts going, I think you can just, like, disappear off the dance floor altogether. But I don't think you can be the guy who's, like, ruining, as dumb as that moment is.

I'd go all in. I'd go all in with it. Oh, all right. I thought you were saying you would fucking go all in. Oh, no. I'd go all the way in, but I wouldn't learn. I wouldn't know the choreography. You'd just do your own thing.

I'd probably know the first two steps. I'd be into it, whatever. Because that shit's kind of like, forced fun can be fun. Yeah, I hear you. Where if you're like, fuck it. I'm just going to get wasted, and I'm just going to have fun with this. You can do that. Well, one of my buddies had a wedding a couple summers ago, and he did it right.

We have another funny buddy who was on the mic, and we did player intros, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For each couple that would walk in, and the guy would get absolutely laid into, chirped, small dick, whatever. And then they'd fluff up the girls, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they can't take it. They'd be crying in the back afterward because they said they had bad hair or something. You know how it all goes.

But yeah, but it gets the morale up. You get the fucking smoke machine, laser light show. Like it's Junior B again. Maybe a little sandstorm playing in the background. That was one of the best. We blogged this years and years ago. One of the best ones I ever saw. It was like in Chicago and they did like the Celtics.

I'm sorry. The Bulls like 90s intro. I forget what the song was, but like that was like the Bulls intro song. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. From the Bulls intro song was like a thing. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. From North Carolina. That guy was unbelievable.

Exactly. That was one of the all-time videos we've ever seen. The smokes and lasers and all that, yeah. This dude just has to suck it up and do it, though, to answer questions. Just do it. Don't be the dick who doesn't. You could fake it, whatever. Like everyone's going to groan anyways, but just be a good soldier and go do it.

But boy, that fucking. Yeah, I don't think it's that hard. It's fucking. The bride and groom needs to really do it. Yeah, you're a dickhead and go do it. But boy, that fucking... Yeah, I don't think it's that hard. The bride and groom need to really be a good daughter. Yeah, you're a dickhead if you do it. But if you happen to get pulled into something like that, like, fuck it. Yeah, it's one-handed.

Everybody's just trying to one-up on internet wedding videos. It's like, dude, no one gives a fuck. It's your wedding. Like, just have a normal fucking... I would just slink off to the side, though. I bet you no one's going to notice if the 10th... You wouldn't monetize... You guys wouldn't monetize your weddings?

Monetize? Well, I'm saying, you guys are in a different boat, right? If you post your wedding, say, for instance... Oh, I talked about it. I was like, let me get this whole fucking thing sponsored.

Right. But then you tip out your whole wedding. White trash bash. Yeah. Bud Light dress. I should have done that. That is for the boys. Paul Bissonnette's wife is brought to you by Radio Hockey.

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I suck with online shit. This guy has bought one thing on Amazon. Hate it. I mean, it's the easiest thing in the world to buy shit on Amazon. I know, but there's things that come more naturally to certain people where you'd be like, oh, how do you do that? Like, for instance, like Tex, he knows a shit ton about American history. Well, I don't.

Let's not cite Tex for anything. But then look at Tex. And you're like, well, he's obviously not good at a lot of other things. All of the things. Literally everything other than American history. By the way, this group of people in here are awesome. Yeah, they're good guys.

The Viceroy gang just sits over here and they just fuck around on the internet. That's it. It's not a bad gig. I mean, we don't even do that. No. We just sit over there. I don't even know what's going on on the internet anymore.

You look pretty jacked there, brother. Me? Yeah. You look swole. I went to the gym yesterday. First time in a couple months. I know a good bar around here. KFC fights SPPC.

So I went on the first date last night with a girl who I just met and really trying to impress. And right before we got to the restaurant, this lady came up to us crying, saying that she was an hour away from home and her kids didn't know where she was. And she didn't have a phone and was trying to get money for a bus ticket. Right. So normally I would just keep walking or say that i don't have any cash on me but i was trying to impress this girl obviously and had just gone to the atm and only had 20s on me so i told the lady to calm down it was going to be okay. And I gave her $20. Which I assume she bought crack with.

My question to you is, what would you have done in this situation when you're on a first date and you're trying to impress this girl and a lady's crying, asking for money? Let me know. You have to. I want to know if you got laid. I think you almost...

I think I would almost give it to her and then, then like bring it up. Be like, I know that was probably a scam. But because then the flip side, what if that girl turns around like, idiot. Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? They're going to go by crack with you. It's like, damn, I just cock bucked myself and I was trying to be a good guy.

Yeah. Like you overthink it. Fuck that, man. You wouldn't give her the money? The bus trip is the biggest fucking junkie lie going, dude. It's too easy. We know it's a lie. People do it all up and down.

No way. I'd be like, nope, sorry, can't help you. And then 10 feet later, I'd be like, yeah, she does this every day. She's out here every day with that lie. Explain it to her. Because it's on fucking the internet. People do it in Boston. They put it on Twitter so they know that the scam artist is there.

And then I think this guy, she might be like, oh, what a pushover this guy is because he just gave money to an obvious person who's obviously not getting into a bus ride. The bigger chance is her being like, not even, like, I don't think she's going to judge that hard, but it's kind of like, oh, well, I don't know, maybe a little cheap or something. The story, too, is she just came out of the ATM. Yeah, you don't think she fucking just

saw you come out of there and knew you had the money? I mean, come on, bro. I think best case scenario, he ends up at least getting a blowjob that night, and afterwards, she's like, listen, I wasn't going to suck your dick. But the fact that you gave that homeless lady 20 bucks, that would make me feel good about it. That's like the only situation where if we continue to hang out, I would circle back with the question and be like, hey, was that like a make or break moment for you where you knew you wanted to suck on my weens because I did that? No. And it said, no, I just get off on fucking crackheads.

See, I'd give that lady cash even if I was alone because I'll pay you for tears. If you go all the way with it, if you come up to me and you're crying, and I know you're lying, I don't care. I want you to put on a show. Yeah, hell of a performance. That's what I want.

I want to see you method after. Wow, dude. No way you saw my left foot. Is that the one where he's handicapped? Oh, yeah. The Irish film, 1988. I'd never seen it in its entirety, but I loved it. Yeah, Christy Brown, he had cerebral palsy and he became this great artist.

You're a big Daniel Day-Lewis guy over here. No. What? He's such a fucking dickhead. Like, his kids think he's a fucking carpenter. Tell your kids you're an actor. Don't, like, you're really, you put on a show for a fucking carpenter. Tell your kids you're an actor. You put on a show for the kids, too. Just tell them you're an actor.

Dad's famous. I think my favorite character in a movie ever was Bill the Butcher. I'm not saying he's not talented. He's extraordinarily talented. He overtook Leo in that movie for me. Leo is garbage in that movie. He's also not even an actor. He just becomes those.

He started stitching dresses for the Phantom of Thread. All right, you're not even an actor. He just becomes those, like, he, like, started stitching dresses for the Phantom of Thread. Like, oh, you're not acting. You're just a dressmaker now. Like, this is... Yeah, you're not pretending anymore.

You're just doing it for real. You're a dressmaker. I mean, that's kind of cool, though. It's a bit much. I mean, was it Anthony Hopkins? Anthony Hopkins, yeah. Anthony Hopkins was like,

you don't need to do that. Like, you can act. Oh, he called Daniel Day-Lewis out? He was just like, you don't need to be the character, like, 24-7. called Daniel Day-Lewis out? He was just like, you don't need to be the character 24-7. You can be on the set, act, and go be a normal person afterwards. Anthony Hopkins was like, I'm an actor.

And I value Tony Hopkins. I don't know what he has to say. Anyone who's going to dedicate their life to something in order to entertain strangers, I can just tip my cap to it. I'm going to leave it at that. See, I think it's interesting. I don't think it's a hero move. I think it's interesting that those people, not all actors,

but people who go method, they can actually kind of sort of trick themselves. Did you see the Jim Carrey doc when he made the movie? Oh, yes. I saw that. When he played Andy Cobb. Yeah, Andy Cobb and Tony Clifford. Like, you have to watch it because he. It's pretty crazy.

He's crazy. I mean, you think, oh, he's just being an arrogant, crazy actor. But he really, like, tricks himself in his mind that he's able to just treat these people the same way and still get the performance out of everybody. I mean, just to, like, watch an honest in action, it was crazy to watch. But it was, like, so impressive because he turned in this unreal performance. He was, like, literally, like, channeling Andy Kaufman while he was working with all his former coworkers. And they were all, like, I mean, Milo Shforman, the director, just died. He was, like, pulling the hair out of his head.

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Let's do it up. Hey, guys. We got a would rather for you. So would you rather be able to see through other people's eyes about how they see you, or can you see people and see who they truly are?

So basically you can see through somebody else's eyes and basically see if they like you or not, or if they have a judgment against you, or vice versa. You see somebody, you know exactly who they are truly. Yeah, we get it. You just repeated yourself completely twice. You see somebody, you know exactly who they are. Yeah, we get it. You just repeated yourself completely twice. You said it two times.

This question was sponsored by Eddie's Edibles. So you either, I don't want any of this. If they can see the true me every time they look in or I can see the true them. I mean, society and like functioning every day is about lying and keeping everyone like, yeah. It's like, functioning every day is about lying and keeping everyone, like, yeah.

It's like, you know what this is? When you say to someone, how's it going, man? And you expect them to just go, good, what's up? Oh, this is. Some people you want them to keep going. I mean, yeah. When you tell me, oh, it's pretty terrible, actually. My dog died and my mom has this and that.

It's like, that's what this world would be. Everyone can see each other and it's all out there on the table. You got to keep everything off the table. Imagine the guy starts replying that. You're like, whoa. It's not what I want to hear, buddy. You thought we were that cool? This ain't a therapy session.

We are dog-shy. You miss. That's shitty, but I don't give a fuck. I can't help you with that. You have to ruin my day. I had one time I was dating a girl. This was a couple years ago. And I was like, how was your a girl. This is like a couple of years ago. And I had,

I was like, how was your day? And like, we're on the phone. I had time while she was on the phone. First of all, I listened for so long where I decided that I needed to tweet it. And then I took my phone off my ear,

opened the Twitter app, tweeted, just asked my girlfriend how the day is, how her day is going. She's still talking. The answer to that is always fine. And I put it back in my ear. She's still describing her fucking day or i mean how eventful could your day possibly have been you can even give me the like it was shitty but like but yeah you want to go to dinner or something like keep it moving i don't fucking care let's get a drink or she's

right or she's a good storyteller no that's not it girls are a good storyteller this one's easy for me man i can't say things like that. I would much rather know what people truly feel about me than how, like, you know, they can get one up on me, man. It's just like, all right, then you can just know if you're wasting your time with somebody, you know? It's a little liberating. I'm at that point right now publicly where I think I pretty much know how everyone feels about me. They tell me pretty openly. It's pretty liberating.

It's just like, all right, everyone thinks I'm a dick dick there's no more faking right yeah that that is true where you're just like i don't care what people think about because it's just like you you truly reach a moment of zen where you're like i don't yeah it is liberate it is liberating because i mean i really i didn't realize it when i was younger but until i i was old like how much of my early years i worried about what people thought about me i think that's natural that in your teenage in high school and all that. But, like, you do get to a point. I mean, listen, it goes on forever, but, like, you got to try to minimize it as much as you possibly can. No, and it's just like I, man.

It's like my parents, my family, my wife, that's it. I don't, and, you know, obviously I work with these guys, and I respect their opinions and things. But outside of that, man, it's like, I don't give a fuck, man. Like, I always say, like, you know, Tyler Trillwith, his best quote in his Twitter bio is, I'm not here to argue. It's just like, man, no, that's my tweet. I'm not breaking down the finer points of the fucking save. I just said what I said. Beat it.

So it is. It's liberating. And I don't want to, like, if I, hey, I like Paul. He's a good guy. And then if I could see into him and see what he really thinks, like, no, I don't want fucking that. Oh, my God. This guy's so much uglier than his brother. By the way, I just found out yesterday.

They were late. That was a funny moment. Hey, doesn't Clancy look like KFC? Because I didn't. I just knew you as KFC. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What's funnier is that you knew him as Clancy. Nobody calls him Clancy. Because somebody, because when he introduced himself at the bar, he introduced himself as Clancy. So I remembered it for whatever reason. That's the first time I've ever remembered someone's name. Yeah. Clancy. You had a real big impact on me. Let him see your dick and then I'll really remember you.

Where's the team shower here? Alright, boys. Good stuff. Go check out Biz's documentary. Biz does BC. How many parts total are there? There's five. Five. So that'll be tomorrow.

All right. So tomorrow, meaning today when this is out? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So out right now is the fifth part. So you can go catch up on all those if you haven't seen it yet. Spitting Chicklets is on iTunes and on Twitter, Spotify now,

and on all the social platforms, Spitting Chicklets. So obviously with the cup on the horizon, you guys will be doing big things. Shout out to that Muppet. Next time, maybe he'll actually come through. He's not a fucking little corporate shill for the league. He's got a big boy job, too. Yeah, whatever.

Whatever, dude. You guys make your offer. Maybe we'll come around full time. Oh, all right. That ain't mine. It's above my head. All right, boys, thanks. Thanks a lot, guys. Okay, Oh, all right. That ain't above my head. All right, boys, thanks. Thanks a lot, guys.

Okay, boys, great episode. That was fun. Thank you. Bye.