KFC Radio - Kids Table Takeover... Lower Your Expectations

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

Jackie and Pavs (along with Producer Jake Bass from Foreplay) move from the kids table to the grown ups table today while KFC and Feitelberg are in Amsterdam with Bert Kresicher. Jackie and Pavs take a stab at podcasting and cover topics from refusing to venmo friends, getting their jobs at Barstool, making OnlyFans, and much moreYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. This is take... Slack, smack each other. What? Okay. So you just said smack each other. You just said smack each other. You just said sag each other. So audible.

That was so audible. I didn't really mean to go that hard. Like, oh my god. Do I have a red mark? It's something like redder than your other side. Show it to me again. Show the other side. Are you ready for this? me again? Show the other side. Okay. Okay, let's start.

Let's fucking start. I just... You said, let's start the episode. I was trying to get jacked off. You said slap me, I slapped you. I was joking around. Well, then say that. Nobody's ever had less hesitation to smack somebody in the face than you just smacked me in the face and you just smack me

if you throw in the jk quicker then you said you say you say slap me just kidding that's a joke yeah but nobody's ever like whenever somebody said hey let's like smack each other in the face like everybody's always it's always a joke it's always somebody's always kidding around okay okay let's start the episode i wasn't in and now we're being dead serious okay okay they went to amsterdam we're here yep yes and we have started this podcast off like seven times now we're we have we're gonna delete all the evidence of the other one yeah jackie the N-word. No, I did. Stop trying to say it. So many times in the other one. I have never said the N-word.

I don't say the N-word. You would have gotten KC Radio canceled 10 years of greatness just down the drain because one Jackie solo pod. That should be our goal is that we try and get the podcast the one time that they trust us

to do the podcast, we get it canceled. Exactly. That's the goal for today is try to get KC Radio canceled. Okay, what do you think about black people? What do you think about Asian people? Love them. Love them? Well, I guess, are we trying to get KC Radio canceled. Okay, what do you think about black people? What do you think about Asian people? Love them.

Love them? Well, I guess, are we trying to get them canceled? No, I have to take that part out. No, not staying in. Okay. Let's continue. Let's keep this moving. Okay.

They went to Amsterdam. They did not invite us. They didn't invite us, but I knew all along. You seemed to think that we were going to get the invite. I knew all along that we weren't going to get the invite. Yesterday morning, I was pretty certain that there was going to be a late night. Like, hey, you guys might be surprised by this, but we got you tickets too. Pack your bags.

But you, who wasn't even invited to the Super Bowl, thought you were going to get invited to Amsterdam. That's still up for debate whether I'm going to the Super Bowl or not. No, for sure. That's not. Somebody else. All right. I'm going to go on vacation Super Bowl week. Don't even think about texting me for clips. We're going to the Super Bowl or not. No, for sure. That's not. Somebody else. All right. I'm going to go on vacation Super Bowl week. Don't even think about texting me for clips.

Where are you going to go on vacation? I've really been wanting to go to Faroe Islands. Have you heard of that place? No. Wait, I do have some. It's right off the coast of Denmark. Okay. It's like, I think it's considered one of the most expensive places to visit as a tourist,

but it's just like waterfalls and cliffs and shit like that. I really like that stuff. I think it would be fun. You like waterfalls and cliffs and shit like that i really like that stuff i think it would be fun you like waterfalls and cliffs and waterfalls and cliffs yeah things you can jump off of when have you ever jumped off a waterfall or cliff not yet yeah slap me in the face one more time i might consider it um um when are you gonna go when we're in the super bowl you guys are in the super bowl no but we need somebody back here. We need Clipboard. We need to be doing this Clipboard thing. Get an intern. Get an intern.

I'm not doing it. I bet. I'll probably end up doing it. The second that Nick asks you to do something, you'll be like, okay. Scurrying on over my desk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

I want to start out. Pabs and I both said that we're not feeling podcast-y today. I've never felt less podcast-y than the one day that we're supposed to record. You got just yesterday podcast-y. Oh my God. We were fucking riffing yesterday, kid. We were going back and forth. I know.

But today. But today, I'm so out of it. It's because I took 20 milligrams of melatonin last night. Yeah, you guys. I don't know. I've been on a melatonin kick ever since John and Kevin started talking about it. I was like, let me try this shit out. And it's addicting.

You never tried it out before? I never tried it out before. And now I'm addicted. I'm kind of surprised that weed is this thing that's not legal. But melatonin yeah i'm on melatonin that's way worse than driving high actually if you drive off nyquil that is illegal oh you can't what is melatonin melatonin i'm sure that they have similar ingredients but i'm sure nyquil has like whatever melatonin has in it yeah yeah i'm 90 sure one time a cop told me that if you drive off NyQuil, you will be arrested. For some reason, whenever I take melatonin, I'm a bitch the next day.

That's not about everybody. You're a bitch? Yeah. I'm a bitch. I don't know why. So you take melatonin a lot? I set you up for that. That was good.

You did. Where's your striped pajama shirt? I took it off because I got it. Don't pull it out. Jackie walked in with this this morning. For those listening, it is a blue striped shirt that has fabric of a pajama. And, I mean, she couldn't even get four steps in the door before I was like, oh, the girl in the striped pajama. Yeah, what did I wear yesterday?

Then yesterday I wore something cam camo and he was like where i started talking and you're like where are you a classic a classic i'm getting i'm became this is why i don't ever like wear anything other than sweatshirts yeah this is why you were all black every day because the stage crew back to uh them being in amsterdam who's gonna fuck a hooker i don't know i don't think any of them Actually have balls They're all so soft They're such pussies None of them got it in them I don't think for a shot

But if me and you were there We'd be fucking hookers For sure Left and right They would be fucking us No That's not cool Would you fuck

Would you fuck a female hooker? No No? Because if I were to Fuck a female It wouldn't be a hooker It wouldn't be a hooker? It would be just like

Some other Well not that there's anything wrong With that But but it's like I'm not going to pay for something that I'm not really interested in in the first place. That would be like a test, like something to test out. That would be something to test out. That's true. But again, like... Who are you going to have sex with here that's a woman?

One of your friends? Somebody... No, not one of my friends, but somebody hot in New York. Yeah, but then you might have a chance to run into them again. I don't know. Like, if you want to have this experience, you go do it somewhere else. No one ever knows about it

if you just wanted to try it. It's also not embarrassing. I was going to say, I feel like if anything would just make me, it would raise my cool. I don't know if I'm allowed to say, are you offended by that, Zach?

Yeah. Raise my coolness. Is that cultural appropriation? If I fuck a girl, everyone's going to know about it. I'm not going to shut the fuck up about it for years. You're right. You're right. If I fuck a guy, no one's going to know about it. I'm not going to shut the fuck up about it for years. You're right.

You're right. If I fuck a guy, no one's going to hear about that. No one ever did. No one ever did. It sounds like you've thought about that before. No. So would you fuck a guy hooker? Have you fucked a guy hooker?

Stop. Next topic. Have you and Zach fucked? Next topic. Next topic. All right. Bottom line. Bottom line is that none of them are probably fucking hookers. None of them Zach fucked? Next topic. Next topic. All right. Bottom line. Bottom line is that none of them are probably fucking hookers.

None of them are probably fucking hookers. Yeah. All of them are probably doing drugs. Yeah. They're probably doing a lot of drugs. I think. Except when I was in Amsterdam. Yeah.

The weed. I normally like weed makes me so anxious. The weed was the most lovely experience. Really? I guess that whole sentence made me sound like I've never smoked weed before. But I remember, what was I bopping to? It was Drake,

Passion Fruit. Yeah. And it was playing in the background and I felt it in my bones. Like my bones were dancing to the song.

I've had a similar experience to Passion Fruit. I love Passion Fruit. I love it. It's a great song. You smoke a little bit of weed? You smoke a little bit of Amsterdam weed?

Yeah. Passion Fruit? Passion Fruit? Turn on Passion Fruit? Game over. Game over game over okay ignore how i look because last time last time i made one of these like little like pop-in um side note producer side notes you guys were all so mean about the way i looked so nobody nobody fucking commented about the way i look i know i look gross right now this next part's gonna be like a jump cut um because like we switched out producers and so we had to like stop recording and restart

so we jump in at like paths and i are basically talking about like saying that everybody who knows we're gonna do the podcast take your expectations and then lower them like a fuck ton um so just sorry it's kind of jumpy this whole edit is kind of a shit show but um yeah that's where that's where we're jumping in okay bye if we don't everybody take your expectations lower them to to the fucking to the fucking floor because you're used to listening some some you know i used to think that tenure was tenure like anytime somebody did something you felt like a tenure was tenure tenure to have a tenure tenure tenure tenure yeah anyway they have a tenure tenure but you're listening to some tenured you're you're listening to rookies

to right now rookies but you're used to 10-year tenures. 10-year tenures. Exactly. Nice. Nicely done. Riffin. Riffin. You guys are on fire. There we go.

This is why we needed Jake. I like Jake. This is all we need. Yeah. Well, I always come in here and I hear you guys cutting up. You guys are doing a podcast. I'm doing a podcast. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're always riffin'. Always riffin'. Yes. Exactly. Jake, have you been on like are you on foreplay no so like i occasionally like i'll chime in but i don't really produce it anymore alex bush does but back in the day where they would just make fun of me and make fun of me for being an alabama

fan and stuff like that yeah you're used to that right jaggy just getting made fun of yeah but you like it's gonna push us to the edge one day yeah but you kind of like deserve it i'm no longer like having jake as a producer no i mean you say something like outrageous shit no i do say some outrageous shit and that is so not on purpose i just literally word vomit but you i mean like when you were saying the n word earlier stop dude i heard that too it's crazy the. You heard that from the other one. The cold control room right there too. Fuck off. Whatever. All right. Next topic. Do you have anything, Jackie? Jake? Jacque?

Jacque? What do I have? Dude, I'm terrified. You know what? I'll talk about this because I don't think people know. The KFC Radio Studio is the single most intimidating place of martial sports. Everybody says that when they walk in. It's really not though.

Because Kevin and John are both very nice guys like i've never hung out with them or anything but they're you see them in the office like oh hey what's going on like whatever they're very nice guys but when you walk in here because they always have the lights off so it looks like they're recording and then like they're just sitting here and it's very very and i just want to come in and talk to you guys or i have a question for nick yeah and it's just very scary it's funny because every single person who walks in they will slowly creep up in the door. I kind of like it.

And then everybody who comes in goes like, oh god, it's just so scary. I never know if you guys are recording. Jake, you were one of the people who I feel like we're delighted to have you in every time. We're delighted to have everybody in. But I feel like, Jake, you're so far past ever having to ask if you guys are recording yeah i feel like yeah but if you guys are

recording the last thing i need to do is walk in and like what like fuck up the flow i've never seen yeah i've never seen that so you would have done that with the prostitute in amsterdam that exact oh you were talking about you know you're gonna slide the condom i was trying to are you talking about um foreskin oh yeah because they're all like not snapped wait are they not so european thing right yeah is that is that a modern day thing now i always think you're i think i think that generally europeans next to short guys circumcised uncircumcised guys have the most slander i feel so bad like they have the most slander smegma what smegma smegma isn't that like the the dick

cheese that's inside of a that's i didn't i've never even thought about dick cheese and now that i do i get why girls turn lesbian i get it yeah i mean but i'm pretty sure smegma is like the dick a sebaceous secretion in the folds of the skin especially under a man's foreskin so you know like when sometimes like you come and you're just like chilling after and there's like a little dribble gets on your leg and you're just kind of rubbing in like it's all glue of course um imagine that just like stays in the foreskin oh my god so like that's smegma it's kind of like milk curdles yeah yeah or how the similarities between milk and calm are there's a lot of them color what happens to them after a couple hours smell yeah i mean that's it so a lot to have i always used to think about like back in the day when like

you'd have a wet dream and you have to hide it from your mom and i never have had a wet dream what i'm kind of jealous do girls have wet dreams i so i don't like nothing like give her just wake up like a literal wet dream but i'll have an orgasm in my dream but it's not like i'm actually you've had an orgasm in your dream dude when he when I was a fucking kid, I was, dude, I would wake up in puddles. Dude, I don't know. Maybe I have low T. Maybe I have low T. I don't know. You've never had one?

I've never had one. I've had sex with a girl in my dream before, but I've never gotten anywhere. Dude, the worst is one time in college. We might have to cut this. I was in college, and I was hooking up with this girl. Didn't finish because I was drunk, and I went to sleep sleep and I woke up and had a wet dream in her bed. Oh, really? Yeah.

And you're like, now you're going to fucking work? No, it was more so like. You did this. No, it was more so like I was going to leave her apartment. There was just going to be a puddle of dried cum in her sheets. Wow. Oh my God. What'd you do?

I just. You just did? I just told her. Oh, you just told her yeah i was just like yeah sorry one time a girl had a period in my college dorm while she was sleeping i woke up like it was a fucking scene from the godfather just blood everywhere and then she just left without saying anything that's the thing sometimes like guys when you're like guys are sometimes like if you're like i'm on my period they're like no like it's fine like i don't care like i'm fine

with a little blood and you're like no you don't understand how much but like maybe you've had sex with a girl who's spotting yeah when you are like fully on your period it's not something that like it's godfather level you know what i mean like that's not something that like i don't know hey guys are expecting it all so if you're on youtube i've never cut cameras before no because with foreplay it's like back in the day we didn't do YouTube podcasts and by the time

we started doing YouTube podcasts we were fully zoomed because Riggs was in Scottsdale Trim was like in Iowa during COVID okay got it so it was always just like a full thing

what is your title? senior producer same I wished senior producer foreplay podcast been four and a half years of Barstool Sports

damn well technically like five and a half plus almost six because I was in indianapolis with pat mcafee before he quit but like i wasn't like full-time i was like an intern kind of whatever to go along with him uh no it was like we like i was pat was awesome like it was a great time out there but i think like everyone there kind of knew like i just didn't really fit into the mold like i live with evan fox and zito and all those guys but like when the move kind of knew, like, I just didn't really fit into the mold. Like, I live with Evan Fox and Zito and all those guys. But, like, when the move happened, like, Pat was like, I said you opened an interview with Dave.

So it was, like, he was very cool about, like, when he quit, like, Dave came down and, like, interviewed Jordan Berry, Vibs, Booze, me, and Sean Latham at the time. Oh, damn. So, like, yeah. Sounds like your intern class or whatever. Yeah. Well, like, Sean was already your intern class or whatever time yeah well like sean was already full-time content yeah there's like booze who's still here and jordan berry who's on the talent team okay got it yeah how did you like get to barstow i don't really know your story me yeah

i've talked about this well i said i haven't talked the i know you did the dms and then they just like said yeah yeah i actually talked about this before you were like on the podcast i i actually i don't think i've ever talked about how i got interested in the podcast in the first place and it was actually i know that yeah continue should i say it i mean it's not bad it was during the scandal yeah okay i mean that's i feel and my like sister had listened she was like telling me like about the um juicy drama the juicy drama and i was like curious because it was fight like the podcast for fights was yeah it was a solo one and he was like explaining so then i listened and i was like it's actually kind of cute like that he's like supporting his boy like through all this and i wasn't the one where kevin was back and i was like well they're actually pretty funny

yeah and i don't know but you were a super fan what you know i wasn't a super fan but then i listened but then it got to the point where i was like listening was like a comfort podcast for me so then then like during the pandemic i was just like i remember just occurring to me one time i was like wait why don't i just like try and apply and i dm'd and i dm'd and i just dm'd the right person it was bc at the time super bc by the time they were just looking for an intern he told me an intern i emailed nick send in my resume only wanted to follow up got the job right you were just oh actually i know i was almost my intern i was almost jake he was the first person i ever spoke to

and i was never pmt it was i applied for pmt almost Jake's. He was the first person I ever spoke to from our store. I was never PMT. I applied for PMT, but then I think, what was the story? Dan came over and asked about me, and then you guys were like, I think we're taking him. Yeah. Yeah. I could have been to Foreplay and PMT before I got to KFC Radio. Because Frankie, you knew someone on the island between Frankie and Frankie sent your website. Yeah.

Do you guys call the island, Long Island, the island? That's the first time I've ever called it the island. We can call it Strong Island. Strong Island? Sometimes we call it Strong Island. I don't know, Danny Green started that a while back. You don't know who Danny Green is? Continue.

It was between Pavs and Garrett. They chose Garrett. We chose Garrett. But both of you guys are full-time employees. Yeah, it worked out it's cool but like i remember when we went with garrett because nick and i i went through like 800 applications yeah and then nick and i yeah nick was like this was before nick like went through all of them because it was like memorial day weekend whenever like you guys

were interns and i was like dude this kid paths is like he's it he's like very good he's very talented he's him gar Garrett was just like a fucking I mean, he's a fucking savage. Garrett, like if there was one person I'd be like, he got the job instead of me and I saw it was Garrett, I'd be like, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Garrett's fucking amazing. Garrett's like a workhorse. He's elite. He didn't like leave. So he like lives

in like Queens and shit when he was our intern. And he would just stay here until like 2am and just like take the train home. Because he had like nothing to do. Yeah. That's hilarious. That's right. I remember I would like see him. I'd be editing. I'd ask him,

like, wait, why are you here so late? And he'd be like, I just don't really have anywhere else to go. But yeah, wait, but then, and then we, I remember seeing your application. I think I was like, I think I was like,

this kid looks pretty good. Like, I think I passed your application along. My first day, when I came in, I was so nervous. And like my first day when i came in i was so nervous and like my hand sweat when i'm nervous yeah and i remember i'm walking to the office and i like walk right past the office on purpose because like i have to go like i have to clean off my hands before i should like everybody really and i and i pull out a water bottle and i start like

washing my hands in the middle of the street and you walk right by me and you drop your bag while you're i don't think i've ever told and you drop your bag while you're i don't think i've ever told you you dropped your bag while you were like turning the corner i think that's that girl that's on the podcast really all the a thing to be worried about and then i walk up like five minutes later and like it was you know my hands are clean by that point but yeah it was like that was my first i was like i think that's jackie and then i walked upstairs confirmation you don't remember seeing me wash my hands but like no i don't remember that all yeah that's so funny i remember your picture on your application made you look like such a little nerd i think it's still my linkedin profile yeah

and then like you walked in i was like oh well that's not fun this kid doesn't look that nerdy but um but i was expecting to have like a little bitch working for me. And a little sassy instead. I'm older than Jackie. Yeah, he is. By how many? Three months. Three months, yeah. Is it?

Yeah. You're 23. 23. October. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're 23. You both are 23. Yeah.

That's so nice of you to have that reaction. I feel like I'm the oldest person in the world. Yes, I do too. Then I'm 27 and I feel like, now the oldest person in the world. Yes, I do too. I'm 27 and I feel like... I can't drink anymore. You said you did dry January, right? I did 13 days. I did 13 days.

I'm proud of that 13 days. I was walking home from the office and I was just passing by people drinking. I was just like, what the fuck am I... Who am I trying to prove to? I texted Bob and Noah and I said, let's go to a cigar bar. Went to a cigar bar. drinking yeah and i was just like what the fuck am i who am i trying to prove to yeah and i texted bob and noah and i said let's go to a cigar bar went to a cigar bar downed two martinis yeah dry gin uh and a peroni and we started talking to the guys next to us our bill must have been like

three hundred dollars because it's like a cigar bar you buy a nice cigar yeah and uh the guys next to us were talking to him all night and they just picked up our tab tab. That's awesome. What? It was like a $300 bill. I feel like that only happens to like hot girls. No, they were like here for like a bachelor party or something like that. No way. And they were just like, where should we go? And we were just telling them tons of different places. They paid $300 for advice on where to go?

Well, also the guy was like- You guys were riffing. What were you guys doing? No, we were just kind of like going back and forth. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Yeah, just like, you know, guys still have to smoke a cigar. I wouldn't get that.

I do that all the time yeah i've smoked a cigar but not cool not in a cool way yeah i don't really see you doing that in a cool way okay hi again sorry this part is also kind of jumpy because somebody had walked in it was zach if you guys remember um zach had walked in and like interrupted us um and so it jumps back in you can hear Zach's like roasting us for how many like different times we tried to restart the podcast. So that's kind of what we're jumping back into.

Okay, thank you for being with me. This for an hour before. Yeah, well, because we gotta warm up. We gotta warm up. We're not tenured. We're not tenured tenures. That was terrible. We're gonna cut that. We're not tenured tenures. That was terrible. We're going to cut that.

One more. One more. One more. Okay. We're just going to cut off. I'm so bad at cutting cameras. It's crazy. How have you never...

How are you a senior producer who's been here for six years and you don't know how to cut cameras? It's one button. Can you shoot a golf course? What? Can you shoot on a golf course? Probably not.

Why? Because I'm a woman? I probably could Not as good as Jake Can I come on a golfing trip? Yeah for sure Really? Yeah Hannah Cook is like

Honestly Doing pretty well with Amateur Hour Like You could probably do some stuff with her I think Hannah should teach you how to golf Now that Hannah's done with advisors That means another fucking hot girl Is going to come on to barstool And there advisors, that means another fucking hot girl's going to

come on to barstool, and there's going to be more competition, and there's going to be more lists, and I'm just going to never get on those lists. Oh, I actually have one question about that. God, what? Because you toss up, like, that fucking thotty pick when you're brushing your teeth. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Thotty pick, thotty pick, thotty pick. So, full disclosure, I listen to KFC Radio, like, here and there. Like, I used to listen to Kfc radio like here and there like i used to

listen to kfc radio like back in the big cat days okay 2012 2011 like back in the day okay rude now listen to it well now because it's just like i work here now it's whatever yeah you just like woke up and you're like all right here's my tits twitter yeah well um i just figured i was actually having thoughts the time before i was like it's a shame that I'm keeping this a secret. And then I saw an opportunity and I said, bingo, bongo, showing the bongos. I don't know why I just said that. But I said, here's my time to shine. And I posted it and that got me the most Twitter followers and Instagram followers I've ever gotten.

So I'm going to do it again at some point because I'm reaching a lull with my followers. Everyone toss alerts on. Alerts on Twitter. Twitter notifications. If this gets how many views? Yeah. Jackie will dump them out.

Well, don't dump them out. Be respectful. Do something tasteful. This is going to be YouTube exclusive. if this gets share i guess you got to share with people just say how many likes do you usually get on youtube let's say let's say if it gets 35 000 views i feel like that's like a successful youtube i don't want to actually do this if it gets what should we do here if if this gets if this gets 200 youtube comments i'll dump them out she'll dump them out in his respect yeah she'll dump them out respect define dump them out because i'm gonna fully dump them out yeah no but i just throw the trash but i also like they're getting uneven i don't think

i want to do they ever tell you to talk into the microphone? Yeah, they do. Can you not really hear me? No, you can. It's just like. I always got to put it like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not great at that. That's good. That's good.

Again, I'm not tenured. Tenured, tenured. Tenured, tenured. Nice! I have another topic I think that you'd be really good at. Zach, you can stay for this. Zach, you want to just pop the chair? I was thinking about this the other day.

Let's do another. You guys want to do another pull of whiskey? We'll do another pull of whiskey, yeah. Break this up. Do you hear buzzing? No. Okay, cool. The only thing that's buzzing in here is the fucking riff. Yes!

The only thing buzzing in here is the fucking... He's a hype man, and we need you to be more of a... ...is the whistle pig, you know? Exactly. I also haven't eaten a thug today, so those two pulls got me fucking me i've not eaten at all today and dude i'm i'm ready to rip i'm about to get on the train maybe fucking hit my hit my weave go home and get dinner with my girlfriend's grandma fucking zooted that's all staying in that's all staying in for those that don't know we just took a little break to take a shot shot of Whistlepig.

This is our version of Amsterdam. This is our version. Should we go on a bender? Should we go on a New York, a New Amsterdam bender? Wait. First of all, New Amsterdam. New Amsterdam was New York City. Yeah.

New Amsterdam. Damn. They're on a bender. Did I just ruin it? I'm sorry. I don't want to do the bender anymore. Yeah. I don't want to do the bender.

I'll turn with you guys. Yeah. I was just, I just. No, I won't. This is why no i won't this is why this is why they don't do that anymore i want back on the bender okay we're gonna do a bender starting tomorrow we're gonna do what they're doing in amsterdam except in new york city back to riffing okay okay back to riffing go with your topic. This is terrific. This could be a huge mess. I was looking at buildings in New York City, as I usually do.

What do you mean you look at buildings? I just, I love buildings. Love architecture. I love looking at them, looking at how they're different, how they're bigger, smaller. Just the gargoyles always freak me out. The gargoyles on the Chrysler building? Dude, just in general. Dude, sometimes I'll walk around the city

and I'm like, who made this? Yeah. Also, do you ever walk around the city and just like think like, there's fucking

secret meetings and secret shit. Oh, I think about it all the time. Like the AT&T building? Dude, you've read about that?

Dude, I, it's more so like, like I went to Alabama and like there was like certain like, you don't strike me as Alabama at all.

You don't strike me as USC at all? Do I look like South Carolina? You went to south carolina yeah no really yeah i could see like but like i don't think the buildings are very old and there's like old tunnels and like just like places you can like go and stuff yeah and in new york i've been to enough like places where i were like you like you go into a place and you like go somewhere you like go down a set of stairs and then you end up somewhere else you know like crazy shit every building i see i'm like schizophrenic i'm just like dude that could be a fucking sex dungeon down there

it's just like a seven i don't think about that at all i don't think about that that much i do think about like there's so much that we don't know what's going on there's a ton of secret societies and it's gonna happen it's gonna be in new york yeah i also think about like in new york like if you just look at stuff you're like that doesn't make sense like there's certain signs and everything just seems like everyone just seems like an npc everything just seems there are a ton of npcs in new york city and it's like what are you actually going like are you actually going through your own life in your own world in your own head we're like are you big on this and i know i'm sorry and i'm not gonna get into i'm i'm a real world guy you're really fucking here and

you're you i'm not actually i'm not even trying to go into the simulation i know i know but i will debate this with you right now like you want to debate this i'm on jackie's side so i don't know if you want to yeah i knew that you would be dude sometimes i wake up or like i have a cup of coffee or so there's a lot of times where i'm laying in bed and I'm going to sleep. My girlfriend's passed out next to me and it's just like pitch black. And I'm just like, we're really just fucking doing this, dude. So you're saying it's real? No, but I'm like, what's going on?

Yes, dude. I wish I felt this way, but I don't. My sister always says this, like she wants to start a religion just like something's up. The something's up religion. Something's up religion. And it's like, we don't know what it is, but there's something up there is something i mean in it what is it though but it's like it's not just like i don't even know if i can just say it's like oh just evolution and like which i do believe well that but i think that just there's something else up like there's

there's gotta be something controlling it or what it is, is it's hypersensitivity. So it's like, for our generation, being younger, we've been in front of computers and screens our entire lives, and especially being in New York, everything is just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Tons of stimulation. So it's just like, I believe it's hypersensitivity, where it's just like,

you're looking at a screen forever, and then you just look up, and you just get hit with a dose of reality. And you're like, like fuck we're doing this yeah this is real life i'm always when did you start smoking weed i stopped smoking weed a while ago when did you start smoking i always say this you seem like you'd so like yeah yeah like 13 i started smoking weed i stopped about a year and a half ago and like i probably smoked for every single day for a couple years there and then i stopped and i was like i started hating it i don't know why but like probably i but i've never felt that like i don't know if this is real or not vibe okay okay talk about your buildings

the buildings back to it if if we had to assign a political party for every single for the main popular buildings in new york city like what does like – based off their characteristics, what vibe does every building – like for me, I know for a fact that the Chrysler building like is a MAGA bro. I know for a fact. And the Empire State Building gives me big time like Democrat vibes. I get what you mean only when you put them in comparison. Like those two – those are the main ones. Empire State Building, I definitely can see being a democrat i don't know much about i'm like not big into politics and i don't really know that much about neither am i but it's just like not as much as you seem to be

like looking at buildings all the time i when i just like i looked at both of them and i was like those two like they would be fire in like a political debate i feel like they would really go okay do you see this no maybe i see buildings when i look at buildings when i look at buildings i just think like i just think about going back to what we're saying like there's so many fucking people in that building yeah i love looking at buildings and looking up into the windows and seeing, like, their lives going on. You know what I do? And I get yelled at a lot from this, like, by my friends and people.

Is, like, when we're, like, walking by apartments. Like, I love looking at apartments. Like, if your windows are open. Yeah, people watching. Like, dude, Feidelberg. We went to shoot, like, shoot something at his apartment. He just doesn't have lines. Yeah, no.

If he walks around naked, everybody, like, you could literally see him. From the street. He's not, like, from the the street you can just see in his apartment yeah i the the there's like weird like what i'm talking about like weird like npc stuff is like there's one person across me who has a rock climbing wall in their apartment which like a new york apartment you know this place no there's a there's an apartment i used to like when i go for runs from my neighborhood this guy has a full-blown squat rack in his apartment next to a 70 inch tv where he only plays call of duty because i walk by it's like where it's like next to my coffee shop and i walk by it to get home yeah and like in the morning and dude

it's like a full it's like a full setup like you can do deadlifts and everything that's ridiculous in my in my new york city apartment it's probably about the size of this room right now and i have five tvs do you still have my like because i gave you wait i actually have to talk about this right now i actually for a while there was pretty mad at jake bass yeah he knows what he did well this goes back to garrett he knows what he did too does he go back to garrett yeah because he was supposed to take all the shit okay so jake sold me this fucking bed frame in this bed and it was i was like sure like you know this guy helped me get a job here i need a bed whatever done deal whatever he says quick move across the street across the street like it all sounds good yeah like these guys just help me out jake fucking screwed me this bed was broke within two weeks

i know the bed was broken the bed broke like like yeah it was already broken i realized that i was gonna fucking whatever eat the bullet this guy helped me you mean to he knew what he was doing no i didn't i knew that i knew that the bed frame was like fucked up, not the actual mattress itself. Dude, it was cooked in a week. Really? I had to get a whole new bed. He paid me for the bed. I feel bad. And guess what?

I paid less money for the new bed that I did for Jake's. Really? Yeah. But didn't you get – I gave you like a desk. Did you up your – He gave me – no, you gave me a rolly chair, which is still rocking. You seem like somebody that would be easy to swindle, so I don't blame Jake. My roommates all have bigger rooms than me yeah and they just like offered me

to pay less money and i was just like nah it's cool bro like i'll pay that's i'm like i'm a fuck i i'm the least financially responsible not responsible because i don't spend money on crazy things i'm just not a savvy businessman no if i like split the like if i like put my card down for the bill i just won't demo request anybody because i'm, like if I like put my card down for the bill, I just won't Venmo request anybody because I'm just like. I've never Venmo request anybody my whole life. I'm just like, it's not worth it. Unless it's for like an extreme amount of money.

Unless it's for like rent or something. I feel like such a narc doing it. Yeah. Talk about being a Jew. I'm Jewish. Oh, I could see. Dude, Jake's. If it's $10.

Dude, no. It's not $10, dude. You ask anyone at this company who's ever gone out with me. I put my credit card down for everything. You get those points? You will wake up the next morning. Yeah. You will wake up the next morning with the Venmo request for $73.28.

Really? I go down to the penny to make sure people know I'm not fucking around. Wait, this is good. This is good. That's what I should be doing. I think if you Venmo request anybody that is your friend or even a stranger for less than $40, you're an asshole. I think it feels so narky to Venmo requests for anything under $40.

I can't do it. If you're my friend and you see me put down the card, you're getting it for free. Exactly. It's rather you're my boy or like a girlfriend of mine and it's like I got you. Next time I hope you remember this. If not, whatever, like we're friends or you're a stranger

where it's like, I feel too weird asking you for money. Yes, if it's 50, 75, $100, yeah, I'm not fucking loaded. I need that money. But I've even done it. I've even done it too.

For like, I'll let you slide with $100. That is so crazy. Dude, $40 is a full meal. I know. It's a two full meals. No, we have a thing with our friend group where it's like, all right, I got this round of beers, get the next round of beers at the next bar.

Dude, $40 is a fucking meal. I know. I would be so much richer- If I Venmo requested people. If I Venmo requested the people that I needed Venmo requests. But I just don't do it because I don't know. It just feels so- But is it like, I'll be honest, I have lost friendships over Venmo request. But I just don't do it because I don't know. It just feels so... But is it like... I'll be honest.

I have lost friendships over Venmo requests. If somebody's ever requested me for... I get it. It's not the same with other people. Other people have balls on them and can Venmo request people.

But if anybody's ever Venmo requested me for under $5... That's ridiculous. You're not my friend anymore. No. You don't got me. Oh my God.

You're not my fucking friend. Do you Venmo request for under $5? No. If it's... It's a max. The max is like $20. If I go out and it's drinks and we're max is like like 20 bucks like like if i go out and like it's like

drinks and we're at a bar and i know for a fact like i picked up one person's beer yeah i'm gonna cover that yeah 40 is an outrageous amount of money to leave on the table i'm big on just like i got this one you get me next time exactly 40 40 worth of what dude 40 is like four or five drinks Yeah I know I know First of all $40 Not four or five drinks $45

It's two drinks It's like two and a half drinks Well it depends on like What you're drinking Yeah Like if you're drinking beer Yeah That's like five or six beers

I guess it's different with like Tequila sodas or whatever Yeah if you're partying with A bunch of sluts That's two drinks Yeah Like when you're a slut It's like two drinks

But like for example like I go to I'm not gonna say that uh but what do you guys okay what do you guys think about um people who remind you if you've ever reminded me for a venmo request every single dollar that i've ever owed someone it's in the back of my brain it's somewhere it's rather i don't have it right now and i'm going to have it in a couple days or it's like I just didn't want to fucking pay you that $5, $10, bro. Eat it. If you've ever reminded me about a Venmo request, you're not my friend anymore.

Yeah. I agree. Sometimes I'll just like it will slip my mind, but I do not appreciate the reminder. The reminder is like, dude, I was going to give you this $10. But now I'm going to give you this $10. If you ever- But now I'm going to make your life fucking hell instead. Yeah. I mean, $5 is ridiculous.

I remember you telling me about it all the time, and you can't be doing that. Wait, so someone requested me $5, right? Yeah. Oh, my God. I don't even know their name anymore because they're not my friend. Yeah. I Venmo requested somebody the other week, and they didn't give me the money in like 10, 15 days. Yeah. So I contacted their friend, and they didn't give me the money in like 10-15 days

so I contacted their friend and they were like oh they're in rehab oh no valid reason to not pay your Venmo and I was like you can still have your phone in rehab how much did rehab cost you barely got it

you got it how is cutting cameras on that one was that like i think it's good i don't i'm not cutting to my camera just because it's four oh yeah yeah dude ah put your fucking camera on i can put your mug on this is the first time put your mug on 52 minutes in this is the first time anyone's seeing me what i've just been doing this the whole time you've been talking this whole time yeah i've just been doing this the whole time you've been talking this whole time yeah i've just been cutting to you guys i think i do this shit when i cut cameras because that's another thing it's also really bad like i people on youtube can look at like i have

to have this i never have a mustache yeah it looks good though i know i do i look like a fucking hipster pedophile yeah you do i look like I look like I ride a I ride a unicycle around the city you look like Yellowstone I would like to do future reference the blonde mustache looks Yellowstone

I would like to do a fashion pod with me you and fights just one rip I'd love to do it one day me you and fights just riff about fucking fashion

I love Johns I'm just broke as shit I'm not broke as shit but I'm if I had money I'd not broke as shit But I'm too Jewish If I had money I'd be the best dressed man In Manhattan

No once I get the money It's over for you I don't know if you Gotta like that Every girl looks The same fucking way There's only like 5% of male society

That knows how to dress And like 2% of that Has the money To dress that way And it's like If you gave the guys Like Jake and I It is so easy For you guys to dress well I don't really want like if you gave the guys like jake and i it is so money

for you guys to dress well though i don't really want to hear it um what shoot give me the top five shoes in your closet right now just shoes i bet you i could guess i don't have like good shoes at all like i'm definitely not a shoes person but i like i again i'm not a shoe girl are you kidding me there's so much to keep up with with the fashion it is so expensive because also it's like there's so much to keep up with skincare and beauty products and makeup and all that stuff so it's like I can't even afford that you're looking at a

Kiehl's baby over here I spent a lot of money on skincare are you kidding me I just bought drunk elephant last night I bought drunk elephant last night

fine drunk elephant fine Kiehl's is like the least expensive I don't want to hear shit about Kiehl's Kiehl's is the least expensive you guys aren't buying

Kiehl's is a very manly thing to buy though it's like a very like bro skincare not gonna lie but it's like I don't want to hear skincare. Yeah, that is a very bro skincare. Not going to lie. But it's like, I don't want to hear you guys. But we should all be buying wood. We should all be buying wood.

Yeah, so we got to cut all of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wood. Just say wood, and I'll cut into it every time you said drunk elephant and kills. Wood. Wood. Wood. Wood.

Wood. I was going to say, give some more inflections. Wood. Wood. Wood. Wood. Wood. Wood. I was going to say give some more inflections. Wood. Wood. Wood. Wood. Give some wood. Wood.

Give some wood. Hell yeah, Jackie. This is going to be the worst edit ever, Jackie. Okay. Okay. I'm honestly probably not going to edit that out. We got to wrap this up because any last words. Do you think this will ever see the light of day?

I think that Jackie can cut together like a good 35 minutes. We've been going for 57 minutes. Yeah. Make sure you keep in the N-word that you said. I never fucking said the N-word. That was crazy. That was wild. You want to advertise anything?

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Okay, can I get some followers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I get to 10,000 followers in the next month, Jackie's going to make an OnlyFans. Wait, no, I'm not going to. Absolutely not going to. Jackie's going to respectfully dump him out if I get 5,000 followers in the next month, Jackie's going to make an OnlyFans. Wait, no. I'm not going to. Absolutely not going to. Jackie's going to respectfully dump them out if I get 5,000 followers. No offense. I don't care about your following.

I'm not going to do anything. I need a little more followers. I know. I know. I don't care about you enough as a friend to do that. I'm sorry. So sorry. If you guys give me 50K followers.

And Pav gets 10? Nope. Real quick, Pavs. If she started OnlyFansans would you look at it I swear to god you you should I would I would definitely not be able to look at it and then like not tell her and she would fucking kill me so no you know yeah that's a good question I would never make an OnlyFans so that she would she would never speak to me again and I would I would have the moral you also wouldn't do that I also wouldn't do that yeah um so no I would not the moral. You also wouldn't do that. I also wouldn't do that. Yeah. So no,

I would not be able to. And I'm never going to make an only fence. Unless Pat gets a 10,000 followers. No, I'm not doing that. All right. Peace out. Peace out.

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