KFC Radio - Lil Jon, Waka Flocka, and the Post Super Bowl Stink

Episode Date: February 5, 2019

Lil Jon joins the show to talk about Dave Chappelle's impact on his career, whether wine can make you an alcoholic, and how he trader in tequila shots for cayenne and ginger. Later, Waka Flocka reacts to the Prozingis trade as it happens, explained that music is just a hobby, that his true goal is to be a tech mogul, and how he is down to start wrestling with Gronk. KFC and Feits discuss the Super Bowl and the postgame celebration that left John literally stinking. Also no one jerked off for a week in the Super Bowl house and it took it's toll. Voicemails include: girl talk, alternate passwords, adjusting the scale, and betting on teams you hate.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo. What? You stink so bad. You just took your shoes off, and you're all greasy, and you smell like a fucking barn, dude. Why are you being mean to me right now? Because you have offended my nostrils.

I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Fresh off the fucking Super Bowl party. I'm sorry. Right to the plane, to the studio, feet off, socks with holes in it, stanky feet, dirty hair, fucking gross. One hour of sleep, like, all weekend. Here is the amount of sympathy I have for you.

That's it. None. You didn't talk about me. Congratulations. You won a fucking bet. That's true. We're all winners here on today on KC Radio. Have you talked about that yet? I kind of forgot about it. I definitely forgot about it too. I don't fucking care about it. You're welcome. You wouldn't trade to beat me?

Congratulations to you, Kevin. The Patriots won the Super Bowl. I don't give a fuck about that money. Donating the winnings. I need that extra money on top going to a fucking charity. I don't want that blood money. I don't want that dirty money. It's got that stank of Belichick and Kraft all over it.

It's so good. Gross. So good. You want to know something that happened amazing last night and it was like it was really i watched it happen and i was like this is this is how i know i'm witnessing something special hang on it was a special week in atlanta brought to you by new amsterdam vodka the new amsterdam house was it was popping it was popping yo It was popping. Yo. Yo. You couldn't look anywhere without vodka popping up.

At one point, Chef was filming a video and they needed some vodka. And his producer was like, is there any vodka here? Where can I find some vodka? And John goes, literally look anywhere. Like, turn your head in a direction. North, south, east, west. Open your eyes. There's New Hampshire now.

Every single cabinet. Every single refrigerator. every single corner. Fuck the Pink Whitney's. We're going toe-to-toe with spitting chiclets. What was the drink you made? We called them, what, Natty's? I don't know. We didn't come up with a very clever name.

No, we're not here for that. We're not here for cutesy names. But it was just vodka lemonade lemon juice lemon juice was the key that shit was fucking delicious at one point you made one and I thought you forgot to put the vodka in that's how good it tasted

no that's like half vodka oh snap all that talk of you I mean there was one point where it was just straight vodka in the bloodstream. New Amsterdam is not messing around when they say that you can drink it straight. Like that was another thing. At one point we were making a drink.

We were making a video. Sorry. And I was like, yo, I'm fucking I can't drink right now. Can I just do water? They were like, yeah, sure. I thought that they filled the bottle up with water for me. That's how like smooth. Yeah, I said to you, John, I was like, John, that's not vodka. You were like, yes, it is. I was like, no, they the bottle up with water for me. That's how smooth it was. I said to you, John, that's not vodka.

And you were like, yes, it is. I was like, no, they filled it up with water. And you sniffed it. You were like, no, they didn't. So either I was an idiot or I was drunk or I was a drunk idiot or New Amsterdam is just that smooth. So you can drink it straight, put it on the rocks, do it neat. You can mix it with juice and soda.

You can make yourself a New Amsterdam mule. What do we call it? A Barstool Mule. No, what was it called? A Bar Mule. Bar Mule Sports. Something like that. It was like a joke. It was like a play on stool and mule. Can't remember it. It was funny. Moscow Stool? Yeah, maybe that was it.

Moscow Stool. Yeah, you figured it out. You cracked the case. Most likely that one. Or you can do a little LaCroix lemon juice and New Amsterdam. That's the Feidelberg special. Brought to you by New Amsterdam. What was special, John? Tell me.

Okay. So the miracle you didn't forget. It was the Brady came up. It smells so bad still. I mean, I'm not going to smell any better. It's not going to get any better. I didn't just shower during that ad read. Brady came out onto one of the ledge, kind of looking over the people,

and he just threw a ball. Wait, where is this? At the after party. Okay. In the club? Yeah, I mean, it was in a hotel. Whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he threw a ball, and a Gronkowski caught it.

And it was like, and he gave it like a Gronk spike, and the place went bananas. God damn it. What are the odds? He wasn't throwing it to anybody. He was just throwing it into a crowd. Well, I mean, actually the odds are pretty high because there's like 1,000 Gronkowskis.

Just straight numbers. There's more Gronkowskis there than any other family name in the world, so actually a little bit higher than the average I heard a report that Frankie Borelli learned his lesson and he at least sat around moping he was putting on a show I was really trying to get him to dance all it took him was to shame

his family name by dancing around with a patriot it's like a fucking asshole was that just last year by the way is that just one year ago or two two years ago okay god I was gonna say god damn right because they didn't win last year though uh yeah i was happy to hear that that's about the only thing i was happy to hear it was i don't know what do you like better do you like me and don't get me wrong i go on radio today and i certainly ranted and raved i think i wished death on gas and i told everyone that i was gonna kill myself you know the usual yeah no standard radio day but for the most part i'm pretty like man like i'm indifferent

about this do you do you like that is that almost more satisfying like you have won so much that i can't even muster up any emotion anymore i'd like you to be mad you want me you want me to be okay because i mean that's good then because I'm genuinely, I'm not happy. Don't get me wrong, I'm not happy. But, like, in years gone by, I was explaining, I used to, like, go into a media blackout if I could. Like, stay off Twitter, don't fucking watch any ESPN,

don't look at the headlines, like, try to just pretend it's not happening. This was just like, I don't know, the game sucked so bad, Dave stole the show. The game didn't suck, the game was the best. No, the game sucked. It was so bad. I mean, you got it just absolutely. Imagine

waking up and being Jared Goff right now and being like, well, that didn't go how I wanted it to. I mean, god damn, if you could just muster, if they had just put a couple on the board and put some pressure on and like, I mean, it got to the point where, you know, you could go three and out and be like, well, it doesn't matter. We're going to get the ball back in 25 seconds. There was no urgency,

no worry, no nothing. But it was like, because put i i thought it added like i mean i obviously get if your team wasn't playing you probably didn't like that game i was very aroused the entire time i don't know why i said aroused because you fucking were you sick bitch but it was like it was so intense poking through your stupid plaid pants. It was so intense. Every game matter. They're going to score now. That means they're probably going to win. When he threw that red zone interception,

that was their shot. You get so few chances in a game like that. Pat McAfee was angling for the fucking punter to be named the MVP. You know what? It could have been a fucking argument. And Dominick and Sue, dude,

you didn't eliminate the guy. He won the MVP. What was that? I honestly, I mean, do you think that he got white receivers confused? And Dominick and Sue, he said, quote, I think that we totally eliminated Julian Edelman. He had 10 catches for 140 yards in a game where it was like 160 yards total offense. Julian Edelman had more had 10 catches for 140 yards in a game where it was like 160 yards total offense.

Julian Edelman had more offense than the Los Angeles Rams. How did you say you eliminated him? Do you know what the word eliminate means? Do you know who Julian Edelman is? I read the full quote and what he went on to say was that he got his yardage, but he didn't get in the end zone. But nobody did. 141 yards is a fucking lot of yards.

You don't eliminate someone who gets 140 yards. It was fun, though. It was really cool to be there. I liked it a lot. I would rank this, if I were you, or as a Patriots hater, Boston hater, I think this is the worst of your 12 championships. Oh, no. Yeah, I think you would beg to differ based on your behavior.

Yes. Now, let me explain this to you, John. Okay, let me listen. As your life partner here, last night I was like, you know when your girlfriend is mad at you when you're drunk, like, so embarrassed, like, we need to go home. That was me.

It's like, Jesus Christ, John. Yes, I was like, you're embarrassing us. Put on a shirt. That was all Gaz. Gaz gets me fucking gas gets you got gas you got gas yeah like like it was like i like i wasn't the first person i wasn't the first no you can see yeah yeah it was all everyone in the circle had their shirt off right um a couple people oh everyone dancing right and uh and gas like dude take it off take it off. Take it off. You always have to stop and ask yourself, why is Gaz not doing what he's telling me to do?

You know, you dance like a woman. You always have. You high step and you bounce on your toes. I dance well. You put your arms back. You pop your tits out. You roll your body. And it's all well and good when you have clothes on.

When you don't have clothes on and you're rolling that body. Mama rolling that body. Got every man in here wishing you would put your shirt back on. It does not look nice. I didn't think it was that bad. I was like, I'm not. Somebody was like, this is making me very uncomfortable. Come collect your mans. I didn't think it was.

I've seen like, usually when I see like drunk videos and stuff like that, I'm like, oh, my God. And I can never watch it again. Like, I watched that video this morning just fine. I thought it was funny. I mean, I'm there with you. Someone was like, well, at least you weren't, like, dancing shirtless. I was like, at least I wasn't. What are you talking about?

That's the fucking goal. That's the whole fucking goal, to be that guy. I have no regrets about that video. I think it was pretty funny. As you should not. God damn it. Well, that's another one of the folks. I don't know what to do anymore.

I'm lost. I'm a rudderless ship. Because I want to be who I was in 2009, 10, 11. What's that? Angry? Yeah. It was never a rivalry. It's never like I really held, like the Jets ever held up their end.

But there was a time where, at least in the blog world, I could write a blog or send some tweets and rattle people, get under their skin, kind of at least play the cheating card back in the day or the overrated card at some point for Brady. There was always some shit to mix it up with. That's gone. You don't have anything. I got nothing. And I got to be honest, after last night's performance from DP41, I mean, he had the

greatest night in blogger history. He won a $190,000 bet, I think it was, or $120,000? He bet $190,000 bet I think it was $120,000 he bet $195,000 dude that is he was like yeah my previous highest bet was $20,000 you went way over dude oh okay I doubled it up $40,000

let's make it even $50,000 how do you get to $195,000 he said he was still down for the week he said if he lost that bet he would have been down half a million dollars. Half a million a week. So he won a $195,000 bet, and he didn't break even. But in a vacuum for the Super Bowl, he won a $190,000 bet. Your team won.

You probably sold a couple million dollars worth of merch. You have a new picture new mantra new legendary moment in free portnoy and you didn't even have to actually go to jail to say that everything's coming up page views i mean that was and that and so that's what that's my point is that i can't really even fight the patriots and at least in this instance i'm not prepared to give up the whole the whole war here maybe just the battle i mean there's just no denying dave last night i mean i i it sucks because i came in here and we're looking at like tommy and yp and the fucking team portnoy people i was like all right fuck this i start to remember all the things i don't like about him all the things he was doing in atlanta

that i fucking can't stand and i was like when i saw that i was like fuck this guy but in the moment last night i was almost back to like 2007 when i was just reading a blog, I was like, fuck this guy. But in the moment last night, I was almost back to like 2007 when I was just reading a blog and I was like, this dude's the greatest of all time. He's the greatest ever doing. I was saying, people were talking about, well, should Brady retire and walk off into the sunset? Should they portnoy?

Because honestly, and I told this story on radio, so if I'm repeating myself, fuck yourself, because I have to explain it again. So we all thought he got arrested. And then all of a sudden, I got a tweet at me. So it wasn't even like really out there yet was the video of Dave out of jail watching the game. And so I was like,

what is going on? Is this an old video or did he get out? And I text Dave and I was like, did you just play the whole fucking world? And then I text Frankie and I was like, did you guys play us? Cause I thought Frankie would be in on it. Frankie was like,

I watched him get handcuffed on it Frankie was like I watched him get handcuffed like as far as I know he's arrested and then right then and there I don't know if it was my text that set it off but he texted Frankie so he was like wait a minute hang on I just got a text from him yeah he's out so I don't know if once I texted Dave if he was like oh shit the jig is up but he texts Frankie and he

explains he's out so this video of Dave was so fucking symbolic it was poetic John And he explains he's out. So this video of Dave was so fucking symbolic. It was poetic, John. He's all alone. He's sitting in a hotel lobby. I don't know where. And he's not even at the bar.

He's not at a table. He's just sitting in a solitary chair up against the wall. It looks like he's at a crowded bar. Yeah, it's weird. He's sitting towards the back. Yes. Probably watching from like 50 feet away. On probably what's at a crowded bar. Yeah, it's weird. He's sitting like towards the back. Yes. Probably watching from like 50 feet away. On like probably what's like a little bar TV.

He's not like at a sports bar, you know? And he's just squirming in his seat, his backwards knees, his pigeon toes, and his skinny jeans. And he's just like, you know, kind of, and at this point, probably a couple minutes left, so it's like crunch time.

And this is a dude who he knows his team's about to probably win their sixth title. He knows he's got $125,000, $195,000 on the line. He's got his team about to win. His money's about to get right. And he knows that he has the entire internet in a fucking frenzy. And he's doing it all alone. That is a man who has nothing but his team, his money, and his internet fame.

And all of it was going off at once. And he was doing it completely solo. And I was like, this is Dave Portnoy. It was the most. And as all this is going on, John, I was talking to Renee. She texted me and she was like, I assume you're getting first call again. Like, Dave gets arrested. Follow Barstool protocol.

I'm probably going to get a phone call. I'll record it. He'll say something about buying t-shirts. Then I'll call Renee and let him know, let her know that he's okay. So I'm texting with her being like, yeah, I'm, I was told I'm going to get the call. Uh, you were going to be my next call. Cause that's just, you know, follow the chain of command. That's how we do things here.

And so she was, she was like, actually, she's like, I'm sure he's in all his glory, but me as a rational human, not so much. She's like, his's like i'm sure he's in all his glory but me as a rational human not so much she's like his knees were banging against the stairs as they dragged him i'm like renee he's loving this he wants this and i explained i'm like listen there's nothing more legs oh i mean it was wicked witch of the west stuff that's the best i've heard i was making did he get both feet in jokes and we're talking about the knees and the toes and the skinny jeans those fucking legs are like the shriveled ones after the house that is disgusting it was so perfect and he called it I mean last time he said he wishes he went dead fish limp legs he did it this time and I was just I was explaining to her now I'm like

this guy this is all he's ever wanted he just dropped a stick of dynamite on the internet he's being silent letting the fucking puppets dance watching the money roll in waiting plotting what his next video is going to be because the pats are about to win number six he's just bored of just winning by himself he's like developed an alter ego he was in that hotel bar he was franny line yeah he became that wasn't dave portnanny Lydon. Yeah, he became Franny Lydon. That wasn't Dave Portnoy sitting there. He just was like. He is the devil himself. He is the devil incarnate. And it was, I mean, it was almost like, I'm trying to think of like a movie scene where the guy like sees his rival and he's just kind of like.

Yeah, like, fuck. There's definitely a scene where someone's kind of like, you know, tipping their cap almost in a way. Blankerman. Anchorman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yes, right. Yes, exactly that. man yeah yeah yeah it's exactly that thank you god damn it do i respect you yeah he was sitting in that fucking chair by himself with like this is a man that set out to for this exact moment 20 years ago and he's there making half a million dollars while we you know while he steals the super bowl headlines the bragging rights the persona the everything it was just was just like, god damn. And then, like

I said, I came back into work and I was like, fuck this guy. But for a moment, it was such a moment I became a fucking Portnoy fan again. It was fun. It was terrible. The week in Atlanta was fun. The build-up was at least... I mean, we did a lot. Tonight, you're going to hear from Lil Jon. Awesome. What a fucking guy.

He's a fucking legend. We're going to hear from Lil Jon. Awesome. What a fucking guy that guy is. He's a fucking legend. We're going to pair him up with Waka Flocka, who is my favorite person of all time. Super interesting. I honestly don't know how the interview came out because I was being distracted by Christoph's forzing his trade in live in real time.

But all I know is I want to be best friends with Waka Flocka. For some reason, the funniest thing he said the entire time to me was he saw YP. And he just goes to YP, he goes, is that a frog on your shirt? And he goes, yeah. Interesting. That's interesting. The way he said it was just like, that's interesting.

And he's got this like, he's 6'6", 280. He's got this like deep voice, but this high voice. Like, I don't know, man, that's interesting. He was like, like yeah rough and rowdy he came through with maybe 30 seconds left in the final match of the night and was like i ate an edible and was playing basketball earlier why were you doing that like if you if you're gonna play basketball don't eat the edible and if you ate the edible don't play basketball what are you doing dude so that just crept up on him funny Funny ass dude. So we got Lil Jon talking about, I mean, I consider it a true bucket list moment to ask

Lil Jon about the lyrics to Get Low and White Girl singing it. So I was very, very happy about that. We got a good like 15 or 20 minutes with him. Waka Flocka, we had to pair them up. So we're doing double interviews this week on both episodes because we just did so much down in Atlanta. But first, voicemails. Get into these voicemails.

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And the girl who's leading it just starts asking about anal and vibrators and porn. And, you know, I'm familiar with all these things and all these other girls are not. I dabble in the black arts. I'm sitting there and I'm like, all right, do I tell them everything and, you know, give them a little insight or do I act like I'm not a total freak for the sake of my boyfriend since these are all his friends? So, yeah, just wanted to get your guys' opinion and see what you guys think of the situation. Yeah, Viva.

I thought John just wasn't listening. No, he heard it all. It's like crazy. So, like, these headphones, I was going to put put them on but then i was like oh i hear it clear as day because it's whoever used these headphones last were so loud um uh this is a tough spot for a girl i would imagine because when every other girl in the room is like i don't know i've never done that and you're like well listen here's what you gotta do you gotta relax a lot you gotta lube it up it gets through but then it, you gotta push through even further. You know. I mean,

if you know all the things, you know all the details, vibrators and all sorts of shit. I think it's your responsibility to share. No, I don't know. I don't know. Girls are so fucking, like, conniving. They'd be like, this girl is a slut. Yeah, so what? Well, I don't think girls like that, John. That's what.

You're a fucking slut. Hold court and be like, yeah, I'm gonna fucking tell you how to work these dicks. Whip one out and fucking show them. Whip one what out? Your asshole? Oh, okay. I mean,

yeah, man, let your freak flag fly. I think that's the way to do it. Shame those hoes. Or non-hoes. Fuck you prude bitches. They your freak flag fly. Fuck it. I think that's the way to do it. Fuck it. Shame those hoes. Yeah. Or non-hoes. Like, fuck you prude bitches. I mean, they're asking about it, so like. They want to know. They're hoping that you know. They dragged you downstairs for a reason.

They're probably like, let's do girl talk, a.k.a. we'll get Jessica downstairs to talk about how she fucks in the ass. Yeah. That was like, it's a normal thing. Like, let's go downstairs and have girl talk. What the fuck does that mean? I mean, that's a girl desperate to fucking learn how to get down. I feel like that happens in middle school.

Except with the black arts. Yeah. Like, after that happens in middle school. Yeah. Well, after college, you're like... I mean, it's 2019, but don't you know yet? It's a vibrator. It's a fake dick. It vibrates. It'll make you cum a lot. Let's do some anal sex. There's another hole. You can put

it in there. Seems kind of uncustomary, but guess what? It's becoming pretty popular. I mean, what don't you know by these points? That a very good question what else could possibly you need to know sorry that you're in this like cabin with a bunch of losers next up what's up boys so the other night my lady friend's going through my phone and i think she did not particularly care for. And so I was just thinking on my drive home how dope it would be if you had the option to have multiple passwords for your phone. And when you put in certain passwords, certain apps would disappear or reappear. Text threads would disappear or reappear.

So you'd obviously have a master skeleton key for yourself, but let's say you have a girlfriend and you can tell her that, you know, your password is whatever. That's the password she always sees you put in, but when you're by yourself or whatever, you have your own. So I just want to know your thoughts. If that could realistically even work, let me know. Thanks. I mean, that's got even work, let me know. Thanks.

I mean, that's got to exist, right? I mean, I think it's kind of like a keep safe, right? Well, that's for pictures, right? Yeah, you have your text thread. Right. So I'm saying if you open up your phone and there's like, if one time you put your password in and there's no Snapchat, there's no entire apps that she doesn't even want to see,

and the text messages are totally different from things you've been saying and the pictures no Snapchat. There's no entire apps that she doesn't even want to see. And the text messages are totally different from things you've been saying and the pictures are different. That would be so genius. That's almost like when you log into a computer, you can log into your settings. Just like profiles. Right, profiles basically.

That would be great. Yeah, it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Actually, it's 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. But I'm giving you the fake one. That would be... That would be conniving. It would be diabolical. But that always comes out.

Well, it's like the Keepsafe. It's like, oh, all right, you put your bad pictures here. But it's like, well, then I know about the Keepsafe. So I'm just going to look in that. So it's almost like, all right, what's your password? What's your second password? Right. Do you think it sounds slick?

Yeah. It ends up just being a bigger deal because then she's gonna be like why do you have that right you if you're gonna do that it's got to be super on the low but i mean what else could you you know you could just be like i i don't know i don't have another password i can't make up another password for you it's genius it is genius but the problem is we just need some like philanthropic billionaire to make these apps and just like not promote them or anything. Just let a couple people know.

It's got to be word of mouth. Here's how you use it. We could theoretically do it. Probably. I mean, not us, but Barstool Sports. The Royal. Downstairs. Big Brain.

Downstairs, there are people. We should pitch that to Dave. Big Brain. Oh, yeah. Separate logins on your phone. Make $30. There are app designers literally in this building right now. brain. Oh, yeah. Like separate logins on your phone. Make a $30. There are people, there are app designers literally in this building right now

who work for us. You know how big of a fucking scumbag you gotta be to make this? This app is just called like How to Cheat. Probably about my size. Probably about mine. Yeah. Hey, KFC Fights BC.

Colin, I am almost 30, single dad, not terribly attractive, and was getting to the point in my life where I started thinking that when I see girls, I can't even rate them on a 1 to 10 scale anymore because if a girl's like an 8 or above, she's out of my league and I shouldn't even rate them on a 1 to 10 scale anymore because of a girl's like an

8 or above. She's out of my league and I shouldn't even bother. So I was wondering at what point in your lives do you have to readjust your 1 to 10 scale to be more realistic? And how do you get yourself to do that? Let me know. Yeah, I mean, realistically, I think we live in the 5 to 8 range. Like, give me a, you know, rate this girl 5 to 8.

I'm not fucking with 0 to 5. I haven't rated a girl in a very long time. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of an old scene. But, you know, it's 2019. We don't do that anymore. Girls, we don't view them as a piece of meat. But, you know, I always thought it was 5 to 10. I was like, I'm not even.

It's almost like, you know, like 0 to 65 is failing. It's just like, done. You know, they don't come up with letters. There's no G, H, and I as you go down to 20 and 10 and 15. So to me. I've always been of the binary system, basically. Are you in on that? Basically, like any girl I'd sleep with, I'm like, dude, she's a 10.

If I had had sex with you. Let me tell you something. It was a kid on Christmas watching you watch the Ring Girls at Rough and Rowdy. Oh my god. You were like, all of these girls, I would have sex with all of them. He said it almost angry. I would fuck all of these

girls. Did you see that ass? I will fuck that one. And I will fuck that one too. And that other one. I was, I was, I was super horny Friday night. He was so horny. One girl came out. She had these blue fucking booty shorts on. He was like, oh my.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. We lived in a fucking house together for a week. No one could watch porn or jerk off or anything. I know. I haven't come in a week. Of course I was super

horny on Friday. I can't wait to get this fucking podcast over so I can go home and fucking jerk off for the first time since last Saturday. It was an eruption. Let me tell you, my friend. It was coming out like oatmeal. It was crazy.

It was something. I can't wait to end this stupid show so I can get in an Uber and go jerk my dick off. That's like you guys think I'm hungover. I'm not hungover. I'm just filled with cum. Gotta get the poison out. That's why you stink so bad is the cum. It's been so obscenely long.

I don't know if I've, I don't know, like, since I hit puberty and, like, I don't think I've ever gone this long. No, I really haven't. And the problem really was to, like, even the shower situation was a disaster because it was all shared showers. Oh, yeah. All shared bathrooms and, like, shared hallways. You could just, you could walk in and just

hear me if I was cracking off. Yeah, it was impossible to watch porn. Oh, my God. Just filled with cum. Yeah, man, that's very funny. So, yeah, you were down to fuck on Friday night, man. Let me tell you what. There was some ring girls where I was like, that one's not attractive, John.

There was one girl who was jacked. She was like fucking Conan. There was another one who was just bigger. I was like, really? Are all of them hot, John? Because I don't know, man. You know what was really hot was the bottle service girls. Serena, if you're listening. Serena was four foot, like, ten.

She was fucking, she said she did like Israeli fucking like Kung Fu shit. You sound awesome. Israeli Kung Fu shit. Some fucking Israeli shit. She said she was lethal. It's like, you sound awesome. Israeli kung fu shit. Some fucking Israeli shit. She said she was lethal. I was like, okay, come kill this. I'm lethal.

Yeah. I was like, yo, you think I'm messing around? You think you could take one of these guys? And she was like, oh, no, I said something like, would it be a fair fight or something like that? And she was like, no, I would fuck him up. I was like, wait, what? No, I was talking about you would get beat up. She was like, no, I could beat these guys up. I don't him up. I was like, wait, what? No, I was talking about you would get beat up. She's like, no, I could beat these guys up.

I don't think so. Yeah, so lots of hornies floating around Atlanta. Lots of hornies for your boy, John. Next voicemail is brought to you by Postmates. I woke up, not woke up, I fucking Postmates some McDonald's last night. Saw $255 from Benihana. Forgot that I ordered everyone Benihana that night. But man, was that fucking good.

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Hey, guys. So I got a question for you that I think you're going to have some different takes on. KFC, you're probably going to hate me. Fights. Fuck New England anyway. Born in the Bronx, born and raised in New York, our bleed blue fan here. Yankees, Giants all the way.

But recently, you know, I've been just betting on the bets because, you know, can't really do much about it. And all of my buddies have just been, they're like, no, you got to bet against on whatever team they play in that week or whatever. And Super Bowl is coming up. And you know what? I got to say, can't bet on it. It's a logical thing to do. But do you think I'm wrong here because I'm just trying to, you know what I gotta say can't bet on it it's a logical thing to do but do you think

I'm wrong here because I'm just trying to you know make some money or and they're all like you're betraying your city just want to hear your take on it Viva I mean I did it and I felt dirty the whole time it's like blood money

dirty money I don't want your dirty fucking money you're gonna take it I'm gonna take it. I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it. But I... What is it? You can't bet on Boston? Yeah, I mean, I get it.

Trust me. I seriously get it. I don't like the conflict of interest. You can't bet on the winning team? I don't want to ever be rooting for Tom Brady and them. So if I ever... I mean, I didn't put enough money out there that I truly felt like I could totally compromise my soul.

You just called to the ass if it's allowed to be smart. No, no. There's more in life than being smart, John. I don't think so. Do you want to win money? I bet on the Boston. There's more in life than money. I don't know. I disagree. Money is the most important thing. Oh, yeah? How much money

do you give up Tom Brady? Priceless. Huh? What'd you say? How much money do you give up Tom Brady? Priceless. Huh? How much money did you give up Tom Brady? Give him up? Thought money was the most important thing. I don't have a price. It's just really fucking high.

I definitely don't have a price to trade Tom Brady to the Jets. Give me $5 billion. $5 billion? Yeah, that's what I mean. It's fucking fake life numbers. Fake life numbers that's fake life numbers so right right yeah i mean yeah realistically it's smart it's the wise financial decision i tried to try to do it tried to try to game the system tried to you know reverse the mush i tried it all silly but i tried it all, but yeah. I mean, it is a nice... If you don't hate them as much as I do,

which I think a lot of... Nobody else goes to work with Dave Portnoy. No one else is embroiled in fucking New England shit all day, every day. If you have a normal-ass job and a normal-ass life and you just happen to hate the Pats and you want to hedge your bet, buy some insurance and cash in some money

to counteract your sports misery, it works. I guess Boston hate runs deeper than some of them, but I don't have a team I would refuse to bet on. If I thought they were going to win, I would bet money on that team. They always say these things as if they don't

realize that they're different. I don't know anybody I hate. No fucking kidding. You beat everybody. You know, I saw something last night. I don't know anybody I hate. No, no fucking kidding. You beat everybody. I saw something last night. I looked up how many appearances they have because Patriots have lost a couple. But I'm pretty sure it's since 2001, 17

finals appearances amongst the four teams. There's been 18 years. There's a 94% chance in this run that a team would at least appear in the finals. Every's disgusting. So there's a 94% chance in this run that a team would at least appear in the finals.

Every single year. 94%. What was that weird, it must have been like a 13 month stretch somewhere in there where nobody made the finals?

It was like, oh my god, this is an atrocity. How did you guys go so well? That dickhead with the tweet that said the final. In Boston, it's like the molasses flood

and that are like two of the worst things. The four-month-old baby who has more titles than a 45-year-old Mets, Jets, Knicks fan. I can't- McGillicuddy coming back like 60 days later. He's not- I don't think he's had a birthday. His age won't change. No, he hasn't. He definitely hasn't had a birthday yet.

It's been two months. It'll be 16- Depends on when he was born. What is it? He'll say 16 years old, 12 parades now? Yeah. 13 parades? 12, I think.

He's like, shit, I didn't even finish my sign yet. I didn't finish making my poster yet. Fuck that kid. Fuck you, Patrick McGillicuddy. All right, let's talk to Lil Jon. This interview is brought to you by Upstart.com. Applying for a loan is a lot like applying for a job that you don't get to interview for. They don't get the full picture. They look at your resume, look at your cover letter, and that's it. They judge you based on

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Hey. How we doing, man? I'm good. We were just down at your brunch set. Okay. It was 11 a.m. and you're playing cha-cha-cha-cha. It's too damn early, dude. Why not?

Let's go. Let's get right to it. You opened with that. It's Super Bowl weekend. Why not, man? People came to this city to party. There was this old white lady in the crowd. She came up to me and she was like, I feel like it's 3 a.m.

Wow. That's the point. She had like five mimosas. She was going hard me and she was like, I feel like it's 3 a.m. That's the point. She had like five mimosas. She was going hard. She was going hard, man. She kept petting me. She was very touchy-feely. She was super handsy.

Five mimosas! So, I mean, you've had this great career and alongside of it has been this party element. And I don't know how you still do it, man. I mean, you've been doing it forever. You got to – well, when you get older, you learn healthier tricks. Like drink more water.

Get out of here. Water sucks, dude. Ginger shots. Drink more water here. What's a ginger shot? Ginger, cayenne, lemon shots. Oh, so when you're doing shots, shots, shots, you're talking about ginger and cayenne, aren't you? No, no.

The most basic white girl I've ever met. You just got to live healthier. You doing spin cycle, soul cycle too? You like soul cycle? No, I'm not doing that. Ginger, cayenne, shots. I mean, you do have to soul cycle. I'm not doing no soul cycle.

I work out, but I'm not doing no soul cycle. That's probably you. Yeah, you're right. He is. I've done it. Accurate. Very accurate. You're probably you. Yeah, you're right. He is. I've done it. Accurate. Very accurate. You're doing Zumba too, huh?

Yep. All that shit. All of that shit, man. I heard you'll put down like two bottles of tequila in a night. No, we do life. And just pop back up and do it. We did four the other night. Four?

You were like the gang. So what'd you do? How'd you handle Wednesday morning then? I feel like you are the expert. I actually didn't wake up until the the afternoon i overdid it that night so yeah tuesday was my first set of the weekend it was just like tequila was flowing it was a good night so it was just like hey so it was like yeah that's it say no more it was just like hey but yeah i didn't i didn't wake up till the afternoon i didn't have a hangover but but yeah, I didn't wake up. Do you never get hungover?

Because I've heard, I've heard tail. Oh, you do. I've heard tail, you don't get hungover. I get very bad hangovers sometimes. But now, I have my little drinking trips. I mean, drinking tips. You got a cure? Everyone's got a cure.

Like a recipe. Is it the ginger shots? Is that what it is? No, you got to drink electrolytes before you drink and before you go to bed. And that Pepsi, right? Chug a Pepsi. Yeah, Pepsi helps. Pepsi helps. Sugar. A little sugar in you. But yeah,

you drink electrolytes and you wake up pretty cool. See, I'm always just a beer guy. Wake up in the morning and have a beer. Some call it alcoholism. When I stopped drinking beer, I lost 10 pounds immediately. You think I could stand to lose that? Probably.

And a few more, bud. 10 pounds times. You think I could stand to lose that? Probably. And a few more, bud. 10 pounds times 2 or 3. 10 pounds times 2 or 3, man. Wow, he said 30 pounds. You're going to look like a skinny white girl, bro. You look like a fat white girl now, so you're a skinny white at least. God damn.

Wow, you guys are brutal. Yeah, man, we're not nice to each other. So not only, I mean, it's skinny one at least. God damn. Wow, you guys are brutal. Yeah, man, we're not nice to each other. So not only, I mean, obviously you have this incredible music career, but like I said, you've done it while you're partying, and you have done it on the back of just like individual words. Like we just watched this fucking Super Bowl commercial. All you got to do is show up and yell, okay, and that's it. Is that not the best ever? It's pretty amazing actually because

i came up with that phrase in early 2000 wait john john no you didn't you did not come up with the phrase okay you can't wait to say it you yelled it well i came up well the way i say it i came up with it in the early 2000s that correct. So that's when I put it on vinyl or on, well, whatever. We recorded it. Then Dave Chappelle pointed it out. And then now we're here with Pepsi. It's pretty amazing to have a Super Bowl commercial and it's centered around your catchphrase. What?

It's incredible. Yeah. Did you ever, like, was that, was it like a conscious effort behind that? Those are just ad libs. Like, the OK came, I was, was it like a conscious effort behind that? Those are just ad-libs. Right. Like, the okay came, I was recording this song called I Don't Give A, and I went in the booth, said record, push play on the beat, and the first thing that comes into my head is, okay.

So I was like, wow, that sounded cool. So, okay. That shit only works genuine. That's the only way it works. So I did it four times, and the rest is history. You can't go in there planning to do that because it will never work. If you try, like, I'm going to make this my thing, it does not work that way. It's got to be genuine.

It's got to come from, I mean, it sounds corny as hell, but it's got to come from the heart. The heart. For real. That comes deep. That comes from the belly when he does this. Did you get a kick out of the Chappelle shit? Of course. At the time, he was the biggest comedian on the planet

with the number one television show. And I'm just like, like my homeboy was the DJ on the show Cypher Sounds. And he hit me and was like, yo, Dave is doing this sketch on you. It's hilarious. I was like, what? Me? Why the hell do you want to do a sketch on me? And I see it.

I'm like, wow wow this is like huge and like honestly that sketch it helped me to touch people that music would have never you know let me touch like i remember when it's chappelle show was at its peak i would be in the airport and i would like a whole family would come up to me grandmother you know husband and wife kids and they all knew me does that ever get frustrating though like because you are i mean you're one of the best djs in the world and like sometimes people kind of break you down to like the what guy does that get and like if like a nana comes up to you like you're the guy who says yeah you're like no i'm one of the best djs in the world no it's cool because that's some people only know you for

certain things but what's cool is when people only know you for certain things, but what's cool is when people actually come to my set and they're like, holy shit, you're fucking amazing. You know what the fuck you're doing. Or I see it on the Instagram the next day, like, Lil Jon is actually a really good DJ. Or people are like, Lil Jon's my favorite

fucking DJ. So that's what makes me really feel good. I feel like, you had a few hits, but I feel like leading up to it, but I feel like Yeah was what put you in households. Would you agree? Definitely. Yeah was number one

in maybe like 30 countries around the world. Yeah definitely launched me into the stratosphere. At that point, are you doing your thing? Like I said, you had I Don't Give a Fuck. You had a couple songs. But that hits, and it's like life changed forever? Yeah, I mean, we still performing that song.

We actually just did it. You get sick of it, or you like it? No, of course not. Yeah, my man. I play it every week. It's still fresh. It sounds like it just came out last week. I mean, not a lot of artists or producers are fortunate to have songs that never get old.

Like, I have a bunch. You know what I mean? I do it all the time. Turn down for what? Yeah. Get low. You know what I mean? These songs are going to get played forever.

How funny is it for you? Because it's hilarious for me. Anytime I see white girls dancing to Get Low, and they're like, to the sweat drip down my balls. I don't think they even know what they're saying, man. Like, do you realize the words that are coming out of your mouth?

They know what it is. They definitely know. It's what's cool is that it's been a college anthem for 16 years. Forever and always will be. It will never stop. She's getting passed down to each generation. The mom danced to it.

The daughter's dancing to it. So that's what's crazy to me, that I'm still doing a lot of spring break events, and that's one of the biggest. We had a debate the other day in our office. A lot of the younger kids are listening to Mo Bamba, and they're like, this is our college anthem. And I i was like you don't know college anthems until you were in college when get low dropped right right and they were like no no this shit's hot i was like trust me this changed the fucking world man yeah and it had the girls shaking their asses i mean it

went viral just recently because uh or Or you know A line from it Trump tweeted Build a wall And crime will fall Oh yeah Yes The memes are going To the

You're not my father Yeah The memes were going Crazy off of it And yeah Went viral With some dude Like moving something

On the Moving the door And it was like Yeah yeah yeah That's right So it was like Do you yeah that's right do you ever think about how did you how did you like start how did you come up with that beat which is like it's so simple but it's so brilliant in the same way it's like like the fact that the door was

making that noise but it was also the biggest song like ever yeah i mean it's like top I think we're top 15, no, top 10 of all times. There's something like that. I got to look it up. Yeah, it's, like, on the list of Billboard songs of all time. Like, it's, like, top 20, top 15. I think it's top 15. You ever call a boss you're like, you're welcome, man? No.

You should, dude. You should. He's probably saying the same thing. You're welcome, man? No. You should, dude. You should. He's probably saying the same thing. You're welcome, you. Yeah. That was a dynamic duo for sure, man.

And then Bieber's calling all you motherfuckers going, you're welcome. But we were saying before, like, you know, DJing is what you think is what you do best. What would you put, like,

the hierarchy of what you do between... Everything. I mean, everything you do.? Everything? Produce, artists. I mean, honestly, I look at the kids now, and they do their little shows. I'm like, okay, y'all think y'all lit, but y'all don't realize. Y'all not really lit. Let's compare you guys into what we were doing in the 2000s when I had my shows.

My shit was a fucking animal house. It was ridiculous. So it's cool. But then I look, you know. So do you think there's nobody now? Because I feel like I say this all the time about just everything in general. Travis Scott probably,

he's got it going. He's wild and crazy and high energy. You know, he's got a good show. You know, I give it to Travis. Who do you think, like obviously you have an opinion now. Who do you know I give him I give it to Traps who do you think like obviously you have a lot of opinion now who do you think is like one of the most influential rappers for like the younger guys coming

up right now because we had we had Soulja Boy the other day and Soulja Boy if you don't say Soulja Boy he is going to be pissed at you Soulja Boy he's older now he's the most influential person ever he's done a lot of things though he honestly has.

And he was the first person that used the internet as a major launchpad. That's what he said. That's what he said, yeah. For stuff. Like, he was so smart. I think he would, like,

change the title of a video so when you search for something else, his videos would pop up. Soulja was doing SEO? He was the first person I saw do that. You're a smart guy. Like, if it was, like, Britney Spears was hot, was hot, it would be Britney Spears, you know, boobs. Soulja Boy.

And then it would be Soulja Boy. Yeah, exactly. But he was the first person I really saw do some stuff like that. So I give him his credit. He came on our show and he claimed credit for every modern rapper. He said, you all got to give 10% to me. Soulja's lit. I'm happy for him, though. He got his new

light shining on him again. That's good. He's talented. The video game and just cut that chick. Cut that chick. Cut that chick. I need my chick. That shit go. Tell me about this wine business, dude. How's the wine?

You got out of the wine game? Jonathan was good though. How's that? Is the wine? I'm not doing no more. No, no more? You got out of the wine game? No. Yeah. No. Jonathan was good though. I like that name. It never seemed like quite a fit, to be honest. I will. You a wine guy?

I drink wine. Yeah. I do like my wine. You like a full-bodied red? Yeah, I do like my reds. I like, what the fuck is it? I like them. Which one I like the most?

I do cabs. I do Merlots. I like, yeah, I like them. Which one I like the most? I do Cavs. I do Merlots. I like, yeah, I like Reds. Next time you're, like, behind the tables, you'll be like, drink that fucking full body. We were saying the other day. Get that long nose with the oaky finish. Okay. We were saying the other day that you can't be an alcoholic on wine.

Agree or disagree? Bullshit. Yes, you can. No, you can't. Because you don't wake up in a ditch after drinking a bottle of Malbec. You don't. No, but the thing is, you drink. No, you can't. Because you don't wake up in a ditch after drinking a bottle of Malbec. No, but the thing is you drink more than one bottle. I think you could drink 100 bottles of Malbec right now. And I'd be like, look, I'm a little sleepy.

Are you really saying that? I'm really saying that. I don't want to steal a car when I drink a red. There's somebody out there sucking dick right now because they had two bottles of wine. Yeah, one too many glasses of wine and they woke up like, oops. I'll tell you what, man. You wake up and you accidentally suck the dick. You're not a mollick.

So he might be onto something here. Oops. We're going to wrap it up in a minute here. We got a couple questions for're an alcoholic. So he might be onto something here. Oops. All right. We're going to wrap it up in a minute here. We got a couple questions for you, though. One of the things we do

on this podcast is just answer ridiculous hypotheticals. I love it. So we're going to have you answer the internet here. Okay. So would you rather

fight Mike Tyson or you have to sound and talk like him for the rest of your life? Now, your voice is important. I take a punch. I just go down immediately. You don't want to have that voice?

I don't want to talk like that. Imagine you behind, like, okay, what? No, I'm good. You don't have a career. You're out of a job if you sound like Mike Tyson. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, my voice is one of my main attributes.

You're not in Pepsi commercials. And why people come to hear me at a club. So, yeah, I will take the punch. So you would just take a punch from, I mean, I feel like you would break your neck. I mean, you know, you ever hear what it was, like what like the sports science was for what it was to take a punch from Mike Tyson? It was if you kneeled down at home plate, tied a pill to your head and let Barry Bonds take a full cut.

Oh, my God. You're still ready to take that punch? Split your skull. Yeah. I mean, he ain't hitting that hard anymore. I'm going to tell Mike Lil Jon said that. He's still hitting hard, but he ain't hitting like 90s Mike Tyson. Would you – okay, there is 30 midgets versus a lion who wins Battle Royale.

The lion? Midgets should be fierce. Do the midges have weapons? Half of them have a small knife. A small knife? Like more than a butter knife? Like a little steak knife. You know how big?

Have you ever seen a lion in person? Them motherfuckers is huge. 30 midges. He would sit on 20 of them motherfuckers and be good and then the other one's gonna run. A little knife. They're out.

Would you rather have legs like a flamingo or arms like a T-Rex? Again, think about the brand. I gotta be able to reach my dick. I gotta be able to reach my dick, so I had a flamingo leg. That's a great answer. That's a great thought process. That's so smart. I love it.

I've never heard that. That's actually brilliant right there. Oh, shit. That is very smart, man. You know, yes. T-Rex can't grab shit. This is a good question for you. One song to be played at your funeral,

what's it going to be? You got a catalog to pick from? Turn down for what? Yeah? Yeah, like, why you die? Why you dead? Turn down for what?

All right, dude, we appreciate it. Thank you so much for the time. That was cool, bro. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you, Little John, for making one of my dreams come true.

You know how many times I've screamed okay, yeah, and what? There was a stretch there back in what, like 2003-ish, whatever it was. It was just nonstop. Any question that could be answered with those three words was screamed in an obnoxious manner. And it was like, you know what's funny is the skit, the Chappelle skit is kind of like real life. He's not as, you know, Chappelle was like speaking with a British accent and shit.

But like, Will John's a pretty normal dude. He's very mild-mannered, very soft-spoken. And then he just goes, okay. I mean, his joke at the brunch was like, I'm the loudest person in the room. He knows that's what he does. He even said on the Mike Tyson question, he's like, I can't have't have that voice i'd lose my brand so he just like ratchets it up when he needs to and then other times he was just like and oh man i'm tired like little john gets

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No, I don't know, bro. Yo, so we got KS Reader right now with Waka Flocka. And I don't know exactly when this is going to air, but we were on air. I was on stage when Kristaps Porzingis got traded from the Knicks as Waka Flocka stepped on stage when christophs porzingis got traded from the knicks as waka faka stepped on stage and i was like waka nice to meet you but shit the knicks just traded christophs porzingis he must have misheard me or something he was like i don't fucking care dude i was like god damn it what do you mean you don't care and then then it took a little while for it to click we come in here and you were like oh shit that was that was not good. That was like, ah, fuck. Good.

No. Good, bad. I don't know. I mean, listen, even if the trade, however you view it, if you're a Knicks fan, man, I mean, we went all in on Kristaps. We hated the pick, and then he proved us wrong, and I just gave him my heart, and then he got hurt. And I mean, it's been only a few years, but's been a whirlwind and then it was just it's over

it's gone some emotional shit he's like I like how dude walk is just like these 2k lines about to be walker loves himself video games but you know the trade for Przingis to Dallas he will be playing with 77 Luca Dante

oh god you know how Liz can be 2k see what I mean video games is the only thing that matters 77? Luka Doncic? Oh, God. Nah, Lid's going to be on 2K. You know how Lid's going to be on 2K. See what I mean? Video games is the only thing that matters, huh? Life is video games. Video games is life. Right now, it is 2019.

I'm definitely playing more games. You making money off that shit? Not yet. You gonna? It's in the process. I make money off the deals I make for other people, but for me, nah. Business man? Yeah

If you could be If you had your pick Between like Let's say like You know Highest selling artist Of all time Versus

Being like Ninja Or someone making The most money For playing video games Which you taking? I'd be Ninja You'd be Ninja? Hell yeah

Like Ninja or Michael Jackson? Ninja You didn't even hesitate Yeah How Like Ninja or Michael Jackson? Ninja. You didn't even hesitate. Yeah. How come? Over Michael Jackson? Because Ninja still could go to the grocery store and buy food. I like that answer.

That is always like the whole thing that comes with money and fame is that your life can be a pain in the ass, right? It's cool taking pics and being cool, but at the end of the day, sometimes you want to travel. And that's when it sucks for friends and family. That's the only thing about being famous I hate. That people that come with me, they can't enjoy. Because, oh, I got to take the pic for you. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like 100, 200 pics. Oh, the amount of people when someone just, like, throws the camera at, like, your friend or your girl. It's like, oh, that's fucked up. They don't even say nothing to them. They're like, hey, take a picture. I know. I know.

They just. You're a big guy, too. You're not going to blend in at all. No, not even. You got to stick out. I'm like fucking Shrek. I'm like fucking Shrek. Shrek amongst humans when I'm walking. How big are you? How tall are you? guy, too. You're not going to blend in at all. Nah, not even. You got to stick out. I'm like fucking Shrek. I'm like fucking Shrek. Shrek amongst humans when I'm working.

How big are you? I told you. 6'6". 6'6", what? Fucking 280. 280? Yeah. All right.

All right. So you're Gronk's boy, obviously. You did Gronk Crews. You did all that stuff. When are you and Mojo Rawley teaming up, then? I think he almost over. I think Mojo's about to have some free time. We usually get together

like in March. You were made for wrestling. If Mojo's about to have some free time, what if you teamed up? You came like tag team like you knew Hardy Boys. I wouldn't mind wrestling. You wouldn't mind wrestling? Nah. I feel like you'd be very good at it. I ain't gonna lie. I wouldn't even mind. Mr. Flocka.

I would do it. If they call me to be a wrestler, I promise to be very good at it. I ain't going to lie. I wouldn't even mind. Mr. Flocka. I would do it. If they called me to be a wrestler, I promise to God I'd do it. Yeah? I grew up watching it. You said, what if Gronk retires this offseason, and you guys get your new little federation going? You, Mojo, Gronk, just a bunch of fucking monsters going out there. Yeah.

I'm with that. I mean, you look very with it. I'm all the way with that. Like, bro, wrestling, you need wrestling. You said WCW Revenge was one of your favorite video games from N64. Goldberg's your guy? Goldberg. WCW was trash, though.

I don't know, because... I definitely know. I don't know. When Scott Stein and them got together with that Wolfpack. Big Pop. Wolfpack was dope. How could you get Scott Steiner, Booker T.

Washington? You can't. When Booker T. was in WWF, he was better. He was litter. When he fought Stone Cold in the grocery store. ECW was fine. That was the best. I said the other day, one of my biggest regrets in life is not getting to an ECW event live. Back when it used to be

a real deal where people were bleeding in the crowds and shit like that. That was the best. ECW. ECW. ECW. Holy shit. Holy shit. That's like the birth of UFC. Oh yeah. That was ECW. These little, these little farts today don't know nothing about ECW. Nah. See, I honestly don't. I don't. How did that, how did that inspire the UFC? What? It was the real deal. Because it was just pure violence. Were they actually hitting each other? Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Really? Like the crowd. The crowd would like throw their chairs in. People would just back down. What? Are you serious? Yes. They need to bring ECW back.

The crowd used to bring, like you could bring like a light tube, like a light bulb, and then you'd give them the wrestler and he would whack you with it. Oh, shut up. and bring your own weapons. B-Y-O-W. It was wild. Are you serious? They had to bring your own weapon match.

It was so cool. Literally, they had a match like bring your own weapons. That shit was fire. We've been watching wrestling all week. That's back when Dragon Ball Z was popping.

Are you into that shit? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm a gangster nerd, bro. I like that. Yeah. Because you know what? Gangsters make money.

Definitely. Right? You could be a tough guy. How much money do you have in your wallet right now? Huh? How much money do you have in your wallet right now? I don't have nothing. You don't have any cash?

No, I probably got like $20. How much money do you got in your bank account? That's a secret. How much I got in my trust account is the key. You still cashing checks for no hands? That's funny you said that, yeah. I'm sure. I feel like you can cash that until the day you're dead.

Yeah, right? Fuck it. Why make more music? Music is just to make good, cool music and stop. Like, just, well, for me, let me not talk for everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, you said you make music and then stop? Music was a hobby.

It's not a passion. What's your passion? My passion was to be a fire hobby for me. You make music and then stop? Music was a hobby. It's not a passion. What's your passion? My passion was to be a fire-ass businessman. Yeah. I'm an angle guy. What's the angle? The angle is I'm going to be a fucking mogul. Okay.

That's my angle. What's the focus right now? I'll lie to you if I tell you because I'm a Gemini. I only focus when I'm paying attention to 10 things. Okay. Because one thing is just boring. I see shit so fast, working with people that it's just like... What do you think about podcasts?

I love it. Why don't you maybe get a little seed money in our podcast right now? I can crowdfund you. I could make way more money. Okay. Done. Sold. Okay.

No, let's do that. Let's have that conversation. Man, everything I really learned has been just like from reading and meeting people. Everybody always wants you to take like their courses and meet their VCs.

And man, honest to God, if you take your time just as much as you watch ECW or watch sports, read, understand it, it's lit. What are you reading?

Right now? Yeah. I just got finished reading on napoleon hill i went in the devil i don't know what's that about it's fire it's just it's like napoleon hill he wrote uh think and grow rich a book like a famous thing grow rich he wrote think and grow rich while he was in the process of writing i went in the devil and he was just like it was just everything negative. So I just, so I started reading that book. Then I ended up reading like a, something like a, it was like a news article I got off the airport.

I was like bored as hell. Man, it's like, yo, how do you find happiness? Like go back to when you was a kid and do everything that you love. That's true. Last time I was happy was when I was a kid. Right? I ended up downloading all Dragon Ball Z's, started back playing Pokemon and shit, playing 64. It started putting life back

in you. That made you a little happier. Yo, real shit. Really? The problem is that's why you got the Game Boy in your pocket right now. Oh yeah, this my shit.

Right? So you play Pokemon on that? Man, we do. My wife hate it. She hate that shit. She literally, she's like, yo, you 32 years old.

What the fuck are you doing playing Pokemon? I said, what are you doing going by a person putting makeup on your face? Fuck. It's a passion. That's a good point. I love arguing with her. The problem is I can't go back and play Little League Baseball.

That would be creepy. That was when I was last happy. You could go play a digital game. It depends if you get to wear a hard helmet. You could blend right in. You're just like a bigger student. There's an overgrown 12 year old.

You wouldn't even stick out athletically That shit would be hilarious. I'd be back in 7th. That shit would be hilarious like next up the bat

he'd be on the hard helmet. So music's a hobby you weren't like you're not you know focused on it but you put out

a banger like no hands and then well i'm sure people are like make some more get in the studio let's do this again and you're kind of like yeah whatever yeah you know you know you know how many like struggling artists are probably like fuck you man like you you just put out like a once in a generation type of hit and there and you're like i don't really care i ain't shit i ain't even think that was a hit i was mad as shit they put it out. Why's that? I was like, yo, I don't want that soft shit.

That was like the first girl song I really did. Like, I never even make girl songs. Like, I don't even know how to make girl songs. I wish I could. What's a girl song? You know, like the nice shit girls listen to, like, Six Blacks, the Drakes, the Toys. If I could do that shit, I'd be in the studio all day doing it

because it's cool, you know what I mean for me i think music was just that was my only outlet at the time like and music it showed me so much in life like music just man that shit just created a monster out of me like in a good way like i learned how to do so much stuff i know how to do internet marketing i learned how to drop shipping i learned how to do internet marketing. I learned how to drop shipping. I learned how to learn taxes better, stock them better. It just, I don't know,

music just, walking for president, the fuck, right? I mean, music just, it just, it was a bridge. It told me how to travel. I got to see every culture,

taste different foods, change my diets, uplift myself on water. Like, that's solution, this is water. what was the culture you liked the least the culture I liked the least

um I don't know and I'm not being politically correct but I swear this is my right and I never met

like shit people in my life I never even met like a girl trying to like like harm my life I never met a guy trying to like

harm my life well it's cause you're 6'6", 280. It's hard to harm you, bro. But for me, I literally follow my gut. I'm telling y'all. I go for the good and shit. I go for what I want to go to the city for.

So I went to Germany, to Berlin. I'm like, yo, I want to go to all the tech motherfuckers there. This is Berlin. So I'm going directly to tech. I'm not going to this area where it's known because everybody know it. Oh, when I go to Barcelona, I like going to the square to eat natural food. It's only nice people there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm with you

on that where people, you know, every culture kind of gets, you know, it's stereotype. But I've never been somewhere and been like these people suck. Fuck no. I like Canada though. I could choose to be... I'd love New York. I'd love to be Canadian. Canadian Canada is the shit, man. I would love it be Canadian. You're Canadian, Canada's a shit, man.

I would love it. I'm the best people. That's the best country of people-wise. If your stereotype is you get made fun of for being too nice, you are fucking good people. Yeah. They nice as fuck. Like, hey, I'm sorry, eh? Right.

You good, eh? That's the only thing we can make fun of them for is being too nice. They say eh a lot. Oh, okay. They say aboot. Aboot a little weird. All the other alphabets are still there,

but it's just A. You mentioned, like, the business side of music and the marketing and all that shit. We recently had

Soulja Boy in studio and he was talking about, did you see him go, like, wild on the internet like two weeks ago? Making fun of Drake and all that shit.

That's like my little brother. Well, he was saying that he deserves credit for all modern rappers he do 10% he said shit I learned my career

from Soulja Boy did you yo see dude everyone laughs at him on Twitter and stuff like that and everyone we talk I can say that with confidence

everyone says it's like my little brother I told him that every other day that's my little bro like I'm gonna tell you when I first rapped MySpace was out I ain't rap on the streets my little bro. Like, I'm going to tell you, when I first rapped, MySpace was out.

I ain't rap on the streets. I was never a street rapper. I'm an internet rapper. Waka Flocka is an internet. I'm the first internet gangster rapper, technically. Really? Soulja Boy is the first dance rapper, technically. Wiz Khalifa is the first internet snoop like high cool stoner rapper

that's why we in stone it's the difference I learned that from Soulja Boy though I seen Soulja Boy doing that Soulja Boy Soulja Soulja Soulja

I'm like damn it's like brainwashing people cool fuck up fuck up fuck up I learned all that you see what I'm saying so when you see that

like cause he's such a crazy personality that people do kind of laugh and shit and they you know some people are clowning him and some people think it's all a joke. But you think it's like all dead ass serious.

You can't clown a person that's been a millionaire since 16, 17. And he's 28 years old and live in Calabasas. That's a pretty, that's a pretty big. I don't think clowns, clowns could achieve that much for that long. He's doing something right. I had a question. We kind of like Creased past it What is the water situation here?

Huh? You said you learned Traveling You learned about water And you pointed to this And you said this wasn't water And then you just I didn't say it wasn't

That's just a solution Ghost Ghost electrolyte Yeah Is that Is that the secret to Waka? Nah it's ghost What is it?

It's ghost You just had another one that got in your pocket yeah I'm thirsty but like who carries around just like I love water

I don't drink none of the water to me this is the purest water in the world where do you get it I've never heard of it I've never seen it it looks like it has

like weapons on it it's like sports like basketball oh alright nevermind it's not as eccentric as I thought it was let you light it up

okay I'm sorry he's thirsty bro i got us off track there for a little bit this is like natural this is natural gatorade right here natural gatorade that's what i call it natural okay i love it tell me about that gronk cruise man i'll tell you more about that like but for right now i feel like the shit that the poop dollar we were talking about that that on stage. The poop dollar was... All right, it's Mojo there, too. It's funny you talk about Mojo.

Mojo was on that boat cruise. That's when I really, like, locked in with, like, Mojo, Gronk, and all of them. Flo Rida was there. There was a lot of people there. But that's when I really, like, locked in with Gronk and Mojo. I'm like, yo, these... They cool as fuck. They like dude bros.

They got to be exhausting. They're not bros. They got to be exhausted. They're not white boys. They're not, none of that shit. They dudes. Like, dude. Like, where's my car, dude? Like, I always wanted to meet these kind of people. So me and Gronk, mind you, Gronk is like, this guy is big as a motherfucker.

Yeah, man. He's like a Terminator. Him and Mojo, I didn't even know who Mojo was. I thought he was like a football player, too. But then I'm like, yo, why the fuck he got like, he had like strings on him. He was dancing like crazy. I'm like, yo, he lit. Were you on that cruise?

You were on the cruise, too? We met on stage, like the first night, and we fucked the stage up. We was throwing water everywhere. I'm like, yo, they like my best friend. Did we just become best friends? Yeah. That shit was way, it was like a movie. I'm like, yo, they like my best friend. Did we just become best friends? That shit was weird. It was like a movie. It's like, yo, we best friends! Next week in heaven, huh?

Next week, no after party. It's just weird, though, because it's like control chaos, though. It's like the way grunt parties organize chaos. It's like crazy as fuck. How do you mean that? I don't know. He goes to level 100, but it's organized. It's like, ah, we're fuck like how do you mean that i don't know he got he goes to level 100 but it's organized it's like ah we're gonna turn it up but we'll bring everything but

the tv and the walls but it's weird like how the fuck you pull that off bro but then i got to meet the uh the legendary game poop dollar i walked in the bathroom i just seen a guy digging in the toilet i'm like okay He's That's not cocaine That's not anything That's just He's crazy That's just poop He just plays with shit

So I I didn't think nothing of it But then I started seeing people Lay I seen them lay the shit down And put a hundred dollars on it Him It was whoever

I don't know So I seen I'm like Did they just put shit on her? Oh, that's fucked up So that night we was all fucking Like we was just extra drunk We started wrestling

Upstairs in the swimming pool area It's all on camera, mind you All that shit was on camera And me, I'm drunk I don't even remember this I'm the dumbass You see me in the camera like Pointing to the camera in the corner like

And I'm drunk I'm fat Just sweating He see me take the camera Like pointing to the camera In the corner like And I'm drunk I'm fat Just sweating He's gonna be taking my shirt off And just throw it over the camera I'm like So next day I woke up

Police at my door Captain They rushed me to the office They wanted to kick me off And charge me with a felony I'm like What the fuck They was like

Yo that's a felony What you just did They said And on top of that You made five of my workers pick five pounds of shit up. I'm like, five pounds? Somebody shit it five times? It's like $500 of shit.

That was some expensive shit. Is this when you got detained by customs? Yeah, but they didn't detain me. I had to pay a fine. How much? A couple thousand. A couple thousand. That ain't shit.

Fuck it. I would have paid $100 if it was a hundred. It was worth it. That's what it costs to be on the Grand Cruze. I'm with it. So the Grand Cruze ends and then like, I'm just so intrigued by like the friendship. It's like you guys go your separate ways, but it's like. Oh, after that we became like real friends.

Yeah. I'm in Boston hanging. Mojo, they probably got different events. He's like, oh, I'm in Vegas. You in Vegas. I'm in Boston hanging. Mojo, they probably got different events. He's like, oh, I'm in Vegas. You in Vegas? I'm in North Carolina. Like, random cities. I'm like, yeah, I'm here.

Pull up. I'm like, all right, bet. You still touring at all? You still do live music? Yeah, that's the only thing fun about music. Is the party. Because it's like, all right, I'm into beverage companies, a couple of tech stuff. So I'm past the rapper and the company now.

They know I know what the fuck going on. So my only time to party is at a live show. So my live shows be like the getaway. They be amazing. You said tech a couple of times. What are you doing in tech? I hear tech. I'm already impressed.

But I don't know fucking shit about it. I say it depends I got guys that can build apps I got coders and they just work for you? nah we work together it's no such thing as people work for you

I don't like that to me if you tell somebody you work for them I don't think that they gonna give it their all. Because one day they're going to want their own to give their all. But if I say we got this, then everybody's giving their all. So you're not thinking about leaving. We just think about expanding.

So I don't like a company that grows. I like companies that expand. Tony, you got to buy our podcast, Walker. We can do this. We can take this shit to the next level. Walker doesn't seem convinced. He's not too impressed. I got to get the building.

I got a building. You should do a podcast. You ever think about that? I need time. You don't have enough time to do it? You mean like enough time in a day? You know what it is, bro. I don't feel like a role model.

I don't buy. You don't have to be a fucking role model. Check this out. I got a thing, right? I don't feel like a role model. I don't buy. You don't have to be a fucking role model. Check this out. I got a thing, right? I don't own no real estate in my neighborhood. I ain't help. No kids

in no kind of community. I ain't donate enough money around the world. Until I do that, then I feel like I'm doing something. You know, real shit.

I found one organization that I really love. It's called Skip One. I think a lot of people should fuck with it. It's a company that's been out for over 10 years, and all of them are volunteers. And they got something called Skip One, like skip one drink. You know how much you're going to pay for that?

Give it to them, and they literally give kids beds that cost $3, but it's a queen-size bed. It costs $3. When I did shit like that, it kind of made me, I don't know, but I did a lot of fucked up shit. So I think it's like me getting a little older. Mm-hmm. And like. Time to redeem yourself.

Yeah. What's the most fucked up thing you did, man? And you can tell. When you get the crusty voice like, oh, yes. It's fucked up. That's that inner you coming out. I like it, man.

We're going to hit you with some hypothetical questions You want to answer the internet? Yeah alright So we're gonna wrap up here on the podcast But we got some fucked up questions for you Over on Answer the Internet So we appreciate the podcast Let's go get weird with it

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