KFC Radio - Logan Paul

Episode Date: December 23, 2019

Logan Paul was at dinner when news of his sex tape broke. He went straight to Barstool HQ the next day to talk with KFC about whether or not it is him in the video. He also talks about his plans to co...ntinue boxing, why there is still bad blood with KSI, if he will fight in Rough N Rowdy, and challenges Antonio Brown to a fight.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Listen, folks, it's the last episode of 2019. That means 2020 is almost here, which means we are living in the future. We are living in a modern world. And what does that mean? It means technology. People are using technology in the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:00:21 It means that you're going to put out sex tapes. It means, like, you could be like Logan Paul going viral because you're giving some guy head. And guess what? Whether you're in the sex tape, whether you're the one performing or receiving, whether it's a guy, it's a girl, whether it's POV or set up on the desk or when you're doing froggy style on the bed, it doesn't matter. What matters is that you got to look sharp. You got to look clean. You got to look smooth and you got to manscape. Manscaped is coming in hot for it is the official hygiene grooming kit of those who like to make sex tapes. Shout out to everybody out there who's recording themselves performing.
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Starting point is 00:01:58 Ready to roll? Let's go. Wake up. Logan Paul is in the motherfucking building We got his boy Mike alongside him What's up A little impromptu session here Right now we are the only three in the building
Starting point is 00:02:13 Barstool has been closed down for the holidays Throughout the Hail Mary to my boy I saw you at the garden watching the pitiful Knicks I really I'll be honest I didn't think there was a single chance in hell You were going to come through I saw you were partying late night too, but you said let's do it I said let's fucking roll
Starting point is 00:02:27 Yeah, I was out until 8.30am Jesus I was going to say, let's just get into it man Let's get right into it I wake up this morning and I see two things DaBaby's dick is out there And Logan Paul's got a sex tape Now I don't know if you are keeping up with Barstool,
Starting point is 00:02:45 but we just had a legitimate sex tape scandal. Portnoy had a sex tape leak. Shut the fuck up. I didn't even know. He's actually been doing a good job of getting it scrubbed, so I don't even know if I can pull it up quickly. POV? But no, set up the fucking.
Starting point is 00:02:58 No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Set it up going froggy style on the bed, like standing up. Wow. It's actually kind of an old. How's his stroke, bro? So as much as I hate to admit it because he's like my mortal enemy, he was thrown down.
Starting point is 00:03:17 It was quick. It was like eight seconds. It was short. Somebody needed to ASAP Rocky. Yo, I'll be honest. I mean, I wasn't like blown away, but it was also just like some regular ass sex. I mean, people were killing him. I'm like, damn, I think he's just like that.
Starting point is 00:03:31 You know what that to me was like? That was like some Tuesday night sex. Like, eh, pull out the phone and record it. He wasn't trying to put on a show, you know? Yeah, facts. I saw it last night, actually, or this morning at like 5 a.m. Some girl had it. And because I was I heard about it, too.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Everyone was making fun of him. But I don't think you can judge someone from a minute at like 5 a.m. Some girl had it. Because I heard about it, too. Everyone was making fun of him. But I don't think you can judge someone from a minute of like random sex. And I mean, he was wearing a condom. That was weird. Whatever. I keep hearing about those fucking things. Yeah, like interesting. They don't have those in New York, right?
Starting point is 00:03:57 Nah, I can't find them here. They're a relic of the past. You know what I mean? To be honest. So then, yeah, I see the baby's dick. He's got a fucking hammer. And you can see around the corner with that thing. It's so curved. Yeah I see the baby's dick he's got a fucking he's got a schlong hammer and you can see around the corner with that thing
Starting point is 00:04:07 it's so curved yeah it's curvy what's going on with that? well cause banana dicks are kind of in dude like they well it lets you hit certain spots yeah I trust
Starting point is 00:04:14 I would know should I make a stop making these jokes and alright and then I see Logan Paul sex tape bro and then I see
Starting point is 00:04:23 like that it's not like you and a girl I hear it's you and a dude and then I see like that it's not like you and a girl I hear it's you and a dude and then I'm like oh he's blowing a dude but then it's not even that it's a dude getting his face fucked man upside down
Starting point is 00:04:35 you see that throat bulging bro the inverted blowjob which is one of my favorites first off it's the best I'm a huge fan. It takes a special gal, though. Or a guy. Because there's a lot of teeth and a lot of gag.
Starting point is 00:04:55 You've got to be able to take it if you're going to do that. So I was impressed by your skills, bro. Thank you. I appreciate you. Dog, so we're sitting at dinner. We are with the owner of MSG. I'm a flex for a sec okay we're we're we're not talking like dolan are you yeah you're with dolan last night dolan the fucking with john schwartz from tau group with uh what's his name the owner of the timberwolves one of john's boy
Starting point is 00:05:16 what a bunch of fucking models bro the coolest coolest models just just just a dope you know i hate them i mean as a Knicks fan listen he's been terrible for that franchise I'm gonna I'm gonna sit this one I'm gonna sit that one out
Starting point is 00:05:31 I'm gonna just sit here quietly about it but bro so you boys are Jimmy D check it I don't have boys but we were at the same
Starting point is 00:05:37 table and my brother it's you know I'm kind of tipsy I'm having a great night just beautiful friendship camaraderie, splendor. And I get a message from my brother.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Check Twitter. Trending. Apparently you sucked the guy's dick. I said, I did? He said, yeah. I said, when? He said, hello, there's a video of some guy that apparently looks like you. And so, you know, I go to Mike.
Starting point is 00:06:03 I'm like. I was in the bathroom. I walk back to the table. I go, Mike, stop this is a big thing i need you to brace yourself we do this to each other i said put your seat belt on yeah put your seat belt on because this is big and it was dude yeah it's the dick or the event both both dude large large big peen yeah um so yeah just a weird phenomenon of like, uh, I don't know. So,
Starting point is 00:06:27 so what happened was there's this video of this guy who looks like me, but also like, I'm going to rebuttal that even like I, I saw the video. Did you see it? Yeah. Do you think it looks like me? I mean,
Starting point is 00:06:36 on like a very basic level of like, I mean, you know, I'm saying like, it looks more like you than it does me or him, but like, I would never be like that. Oh shit. That's him. It's also upside down. You know, I'm saying, like, it looks more like you than it does me or him. But, like, I would never be like that. Oh, shit, that's him.
Starting point is 00:06:46 It's also upside down. You know, like, it's not the. It's the orientation. It's actually great. It's a great clip to use if you're trying to play, you know, if you're trying to play that card. You know what I mean? Like, well, bro, it's grainy. He's upside down.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Looks enough like him. Let's run with it. Yo, my life is so fucking weird. And I have to tread lightly here because like mind you back in uh march i was roasted and toasted by the lgbt community because i i said i had that i said the going gay thing yeah male only march and uh yeah you know i was fucking uh hated by everyone right and then now it's like, am I in again? So we're sitting at dinner just like
Starting point is 00:07:29 panicking, watching this weird phenomenon. 50,000 tweets, 100,000 tweets. 150,000 tweets. He's like, it's going to go. I had like 4,000 tweets ago. Bro, there is no way the internet is going to actually believe that there's a video of you floating around.
Starting point is 00:07:44 You know what though? I bet you if you ask everybody no way the internet is going to actually believe that there's a video of you floating around sucking a fucking cock I'm like it's not gonna fucking happen I bet you if you ask everybody who was tweeting it like do they really believe it no but do they just it's like Santa Claus you know you want to believe in it you want to run with it just have fun with it you know what I mean there were all those people that were like they want to start building out that tweet
Starting point is 00:08:00 that's like 2019 presidents impeach ASAP Rocky's dick like they just, everybody just, it becomes a part of the Twitter sphere. But my question, as soon as it started happening and more so this morning was, have we reached rock bottom?
Starting point is 00:08:14 Is this rock bottom for the internet? You, my brother, my good friend, Logan Paul, trended globally, number fucking one for a deep fake of him sucking a cock. What the fuck
Starting point is 00:08:27 is going on right now? What is happening? His brother trended because enough people confused him with Jake that Jake trended globally. Yo, I'll tell you what, that's like What the fuck, bro? Do you remember the very famous Chris Rock
Starting point is 00:08:43 bit talking about Monica Lewinsky? Like, Bill Clinton was so famous that she became famous just for sucking his dick. Well, you guys are so famous now that your brothers get in play because they think it's you for allegedly sucking a dick. This is weird, dude. This is weird. So I took a step back. I'm not—we had to decide, like, how do we play this? Do I say it's fake or do i right
Starting point is 00:09:06 so i decided to do what i do best and that's just troll fucking everyone i mean perfect response by you anybody if you came over the top like you know this is not me and i'm gonna persecute whoever did this blah blah blah everybody just ratchets it up further runs with it i don't i don't give a fuck here's here's why dude like because you were sucking that guy's dick good, man. Because you give good talk. I'm good at what I do. No, but in many ways, you know, if I want to suck a dick, I'll do it. Like suck a dick. I'll suck a dick if I goddamn please.
Starting point is 00:09:35 I haven't yet. It's not off my radar. You know what, Twitter? Fuck you. I'll show you guys. I will suck a dick on camera. So in that moment, because like you said, man, your life is a fucking trip.
Starting point is 00:09:48 You've had ups, downs, highs, lows, seen it all. It takes a lot to phase you at this point. When you saw that, when you got the call from your brother, you see Twitter, are you heart racing? Are you fucking nervous? Are you scared? Are you just laughing at this point? There was about
Starting point is 00:10:03 10 seconds of confusion. Like someone threw a smoke bomb. And I was just like, how is this even possible? But we were pretty calm. I mean, we've been here before. We've been down this trending on Twitter route so many times. We're in different cities. I mean, the last time it happened, we were in London.
Starting point is 00:10:22 It's always at dinner. It's always at dinner. Always at dinner. No one's breaking sex tape at breakfast time. Or lunch. No, it's always at dinner it's always at dinner always at dinner no one's breaking sex at breakfast time or lunch no it's always at dinner but it'll pop up
Starting point is 00:10:29 and it'll say trending Logan Paul and he'll show me and he'll go yo I think we got something and when he told me last night I was like
Starting point is 00:10:34 you're trending for sucking dick so everybody acts shocked like you're shocked by this like Logan Paul sucking dick it's my homie
Starting point is 00:10:41 I'm his best friend bro can you imagine the shock when I come back from the bathroom I sit down with all these people with Dolan fucking John Schwartz
Starting point is 00:10:48 the fact that you do this with James Dolan are they saying it is it just between you guys at this point alright it's like hey James just check this out man
Starting point is 00:10:57 no I told the girls I told the girls cause like I'm telling you dude great dinner then all of a sudden I'm locked on my phone the girl's like
Starting point is 00:11:03 you're so fine I'm like I'm so sorry I don't know how to tell you this. I'm in the middle of a dick sucking controversy. This is the first time. The first time something went viral on Twitter and I trended for not doing anything. I didn't. This one was a surprise to me. So what if,
Starting point is 00:11:17 what would your reaction have been if it was a real sex tape? Let's say, like a normal sex tape. Me? Like gets leaked. Because I mean, honestly, it happened to Portnoy a minute ago. Let's say a normal sex tape. Me? It gets leaked. Honestly, it happened to Portnoy a minute ago. It happened to A$AP Rocky. The baby's dick went out there. I don't know what's going on with the cloud right now or if it's just in vogue,
Starting point is 00:11:34 but something's going on. So if you woke up, are you the type? You got the VHSs at home? I don't do VHSs mainly because I'm a millennial. Yeah, but you know what I mean. You filming it? You filming it? Because, I mean, listen, I feel like everybody is stupidly doing it and and it's almost like if everyone's doing it what's why is it even a bit i don't know do you do it
Starting point is 00:11:53 the problem the problem now is i have a uh pokemon squirtle tattooed next to my penis and so if i so you'll know you'll know it's me you'll know it's me but also it like stroke my ego i have my dick for a sec if i'm recording a sex tape it's gonna be lit yeah yeah it's usually it's usually when both the girl and i are like we know that some magical shit is happening and this needs to be documented for right right but i keep my face out of it just keep her face okay so you got a code fact you got a code to live like rocky did yeah you know what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah his face wasn't in it but right you know yeah you know the deal and i well listen with the tattoo like you're it doesn't matter if your fate you might as well just put your fucking mug right up
Starting point is 00:12:36 in there but there's a there's a double standard this is another question i was asking myself today if uh if a sex tape with a girl like a leading, or even nudes of a girl drops, it's fucking hunting time. Find whoever leaked it. It's assault. Get these off the internet. This is assault. This is illegal. When a sex tape or nudes of a man drop, it's trending.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Twitter, blow it up. Retweet it. Everybody's laughing. No doubt. Do we not fucking matter? Yeah, no doubt. It's true. My boy, he sucked dick. I'm starting to deal with that i woke up this morning knowing
Starting point is 00:13:08 that my best friend i texted the first thing the first thing i texted him this morning bro let me see the first thing are you gonna read it i forget it i go i text him what up cocksucker you up yeah i mean this one it ain't gonna die die anytime soon. No, bro, can you imagine? My boys are having so much fun with this. I hate all of them. And I wonder what... I mean, even I texted you. I'm like, yo, I heard you're in the city. You want to record?
Starting point is 00:13:32 Also, you give good head. No, but yo, I really do. I kind of want to talk about that position for a sec. Yeah. Because like, I think that could change a lot of lives. I think of a lot of people... That's a classic porn. That's a classic porn. That's a classic porn.
Starting point is 00:13:45 But you know what that is? Not in real life. That's the thing. And guys know it. I don't know if girls necessarily. Unless girls are down or they dabble in the world of porn, they're not thinking, like, let me throw my head over the fucking couch and open up wide.
Starting point is 00:13:59 I mean, that's just, you know, that's par for the course. I had one girl who, that was her favorite thing. Like, she loved that. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, you know, that's par for the course. I had one girl who, that was her favorite thing. Like, she loved that. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. I mean, it takes some talent, though. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:14:13 You've got to be hella comfortable. These are also the things that, like, sometimes I take for granted porn stars and the magic that they make. Because at least when I've done this, you've got to be relatively careful. The right angle, the right speed. I mean, sometimes when I'm watching it, they're just like, they treat it like a vagina. They treat it like a pussy.
Starting point is 00:14:32 That's my squad. The porn stars are my squad, bro. They don't have any fun on set. Yeah, I mean, is there no teeth hitting or they just don't even care that the teeth are hitting? Sometimes it is. All the positions,
Starting point is 00:14:45 like every time you see them in a position and it looks like they're thoroughly enjoying it, there's a director off to the side that's like, I need you to look back at the camera while you hold your hand on the ground. It's very prescribed. It's completely different than what people imagine. It's not as fun as it looks. When I see that, I'm like, this is going to be the best thing ever. And then I do it and I'm like, well, that was a cool visual,
Starting point is 00:15:06 but it's not exactly. Dude, I have my friend's parents are texting me about this. That's the shit that would bother me. I just wonder how many people think it's legit. But also, I really do have to ask, do I give a fuck? Not really. I tweeted James Charles, you're next. He tweeted back and he said what do you say he's like sorry bro i only go for straight guys and i'm like i'm like bitch i know you're sliding into my fucking dms bro look at this one
Starting point is 00:15:36 yes i'm training for your next fight punching the dildo punching a dildo on a wall training for his next fight look this i'm gonna see that you know you can have fun with it you can see so so when we had this and this is funny because this was just like a week or less than two weeks ago when dave was dealing with it and like i was putting myself in those shoes me personally i don't care like if i'm in a vacuum if i had sex with a girl film it and people are talking about it like it is what it is i just my parents would have to call me and be like is this real i'm like i mean i got kids i got a nanny like shit like that that's where i'd be like this is fucked up and probably you would never post one but no i mean i i i feel like if if that ever leaked it would be like what you just said right
Starting point is 00:16:18 be like this is fucked up this is like this is this is violating you know my privacy and shit would i actually care no i just wouldn't want my mom calling me up and being like, whatever. I think it's a lot different for you because it is a dude. I think we know you're straight, so you can kind of be like, whatever. I actually had a conversation with James Charles because we're friends. He's moving down the street, and he DMed me. He goes, that video isn't real, is it? And then he typed a string of letters.'m gonna try to read it and uh i said no lol he said oh my gosh i said bruh he said i'm
Starting point is 00:16:53 sad i was excited i said turns out i'm painfully straight bro he said he said are you sure about that i go yeah man i'm pretty sure he said how about now you You're living that Hollywood life. I feel like once you reach a point where you're famous and rich and partying, I don't know, you grab a pussy, you grab a dick, you just mix it up. Here's what happens because I've heard this phenomenon, and it happens a lot in Hollywood. I don't know how much you know about the high-tier celebrity scene in Hollywood. Not much at all.
Starting point is 00:17:23 If you're a very successful male, and I could give you three names right now that would blow your mind. If you're a very successful male who can close pretty much any woman, you move on. You get sick of it, right?
Starting point is 00:17:38 Apparently, eventually, they just get bored and start they switch. I'm a big fan of I'm not going to say anything until I walk a mile in your shoes, but I just feel like that wouldn't happen to me. I just feel like I'm not going to fuck that dude, but I have to. I don't care how many girls I fuck. I'll fuck a million to one before.
Starting point is 00:18:01 This is not my vibe and it never will be. I'll be bored fucking. I'm just not going to be attracted to a dude and i'm taking dick pills to try to get my dick hard to fuck a girl i'm not excited to fuck before i ever fucking do right it's just not it's just not yeah there's nothing wrong with that if you want to suck a dick go for it yeah but it's not but i could see a scenario where if you do have you know if you are a little curious or whatever and you have like run through literally everyone in your region, every girl in your region,
Starting point is 00:18:27 you might just be like, time to move on. It's like curiosity is boredom. It's experimentation, bro. But why dudes? Couldn't you switch to maybe another species? That's tricky. That other YouTuber fucked that cat.
Starting point is 00:18:40 That's what I'm saying. Why is it so different? His name's Shane Dawson. Remember he had that he had that fucking cat fucker thing you know he had to put out a tweet that said i have never i have never fucked my cat like where where are we honestly that was rock bottom when we had guys who you know he's made a name for himself he's got a successful page when you have to put out a tweet saying i have never fucked a cat or thought about fucking a cat. What is this planet, bro? Yahoo News reported
Starting point is 00:19:06 on this this morning. The post could be read to mean the tape is genuine, but it also could mean the star is simply making fun of the leak, adding fuel to the fire. A later tweet suggested the video might not be him when he said, when clickbait turns to dickbait. But this is the best. Paul also suggested that
Starting point is 00:19:21 other YouTube stars could be at risk. At risk this is just posting charles you're next there's just such a like like whatever you want to call it mainstream media or old school media whatever like they are it's like you're speaking a different language they don't they don't speak sarcasm they don't speak humor they can't they don't get it weird other youtubers are at risk you got it you got a dick? You better hide that dick before I can put it in my mouth.
Starting point is 00:19:49 I'm going to mouth rape you. Mike said yesterday. Do you remember when you said this? That's crazy. Oh, yes. Because the kid is obsessed with getting head. Most dudes are, right? I would think so, yeah. But even the dudes that are, they'll be excited about getting head. I mean, most dudes are, right? I mean, I would think so, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:05 But even the dudes that are, they'll be excited about getting head some days and they'll be excited about fucking some days. Yeah, you're strictly head. This dude just loves getting head. So when I found out
Starting point is 00:20:13 that he was giving head, I was like, maybe he's just obsessed with head in general. It's your art form, man. It's your craft. It's your craft. Trending for so many days.
Starting point is 00:20:22 I'm down with him. Usually, Feidelberg's back at home now he's like take it or leave it he's like I don't really ever come from it and yeah and I'm like I just feel like I'm always fighting him
Starting point is 00:20:35 have you just not gotten great head he's like no I mean I have that's wild bro he needs the kind of head that he had supposedly yeah right I mean again when you're doing that that's like a halfway fucking at that point you know what i mean you're not it's mouth into a vagina right that's exactly what it is you you're uh listen i have you do you maybe think to yourself like like when you see someone
Starting point is 00:20:59 who looks enough like you i guess you think of yourself like well that's what it looks like if i do decide to do that it's like when you get to see your own funeral if you fake your death oh you got to see your own self as a gay I had a gay sex that's it's it's that's super unique and cool and your perspective is phenomenal I mean I gotta say I didn't think of that I think this I think we streets I think this completes the I seriously do think it completes a 360 degree circle of like my life I think I'm peaking
Starting point is 00:21:25 I'm about to cum I don't know where I can go from here this is the peak bro I don't know about that I swear but I will just like this makes no fucking sense I don't like I'm gonna in general you and your brother
Starting point is 00:21:42 I believe the first time we talked, you guys – you said you used to like turn on the fucking video and just fuck around. So it was always kind of in your blood. But like you ever think you were going to be famous? Did you ever – like were you setting out to make that goal? Right. So you weren't. So you just kind of stumble into these things.
Starting point is 00:21:57 And it's weird for – you know, if you're like I'm going to be a fucking actor in Hollywood. I'm going to be famous. And then you go and you do it and you find yourself in a scandal like this it's like it's kind of like yeah maybe you saw this coming when you stumble into the fame that you found there's no way to ever if i went back 20 years 15 years and said yo one day there's gonna be a gay sex tape video scandal of you you'd be like no there's fucking not i'm just a normal dude doesn't make any sense crazy globally trending number one deep fake deep throat. Is this good for business? A deep fake throw.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I just think, man, fuck. I've been through so much shit at this point and add this to the fucking list. This one's kind of fun almost. I can't be phased at this point. I lost that fight. The Japan thing happened. I fake sucked a dick.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Guys, at what point just look I'm gonna make it out of the mud I'll be alright just weird but like fuck it I had traditional
Starting point is 00:22:51 you know what I would argue I had traditional pubs reaching out to me today emailing me yo business insider business insider reached out to me with the following statement would you like to
Starting point is 00:23:00 offer any comments on Logan Paul's dick sucking video business insider dude why are you fucking saying that shit bro I'm waiting for the times to hit you up man to offer any comments on Logan Paul's dick sucking video. Business Insider, dude. Why are you fucking doing that shit, bro? Yeah, who knew? I'm waiting for the times to hit you up, man. Bro, it's not even just a sign of his life.
Starting point is 00:23:10 It's just a sign of the fucking times. Yeah, it's true. Look at what is happening on this planet right now. I was telling him this morning, I was like, I guarantee you there was an airstrike somewhere that did some fucked up shit. No one's even talking about that. People are watching a video of the not Logan Paul,
Starting point is 00:23:23 Logan Paul sucking dick. A thousand percent, man. Instead of talking about shit that fucking matter. Yeah, I'll tell you what. People just want to be entertained, bro. Even if it's just some dumb shit. Are you not entertained? Are you not? It's some gladiator shit, man.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Thoroughly entertained. We took shots. We went, here's to sucking dick. Well, that's what I was saying. Whether, I bet you, 1% of people, the traditional news media is looking at that thinking it's real. The rest know it's fake, but they just want to fucking roll with it. They just want to fuck around on Twitter. They want to get their hashtags off and their jokes off.
Starting point is 00:23:51 You think so? You think it's like 50-50? I think the vast majority, not the vast majority, but everybody that I know or in my world would know that's not true. Bro, you would assume. But I guess there's just so many people that are... What's your percentage when you look at absolutely true-on fucking morons versus non-morons on this planet?
Starting point is 00:24:09 Yeah, it's probably way more morons. To me, it's about 95-5. I was going to say 75-25, but I guess that's too much. I would say pretty much every single person you encounter these days is a fucking moron. There's stupid people that would still be able to... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:25 As I talk through it, I think about how many, like, sarcastic tweets I send that people take seriously. And I'm like, come on, you guys are like my followers. You should know that. So even the people who I would expect to maybe have it or not. So, yeah, it probably is pretty bad. When us three are too elevated for our fans to understand, that's a bad sign. I shouldn't be elevated above anybody. You just said something interesting, though.
Starting point is 00:24:48 You said you're going to make it out of the mud, and I don't think you are. And I'm not either. Listen, I'm deep in it, too. I think I just live in the mud. We talk about the mud a lot here because Barstool's always in the mud. And it's like I always say I'm comfortable in the mud. I get in the mud bath.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I wipe it on. I put it on my face. I always say I'm like Bane, man. I was born in this shit, dude. I comfortable in the mud. I get in the mud bath. I wipe it on. I put it on my face. I always say I'm like Bane, man. I was born in this shit, dude. I'm in the mud. I'm comfortable in the mud. Come to my world. Get muddy with me, and we're going to have a good time.
Starting point is 00:25:16 I was born in the mud. Saved by it. Molded by it. Exactly. You merely adopted the dog. Exactly, dude. So don't even try To get out of the mud Just stay down here with me
Starting point is 00:25:26 We're floating it dude Dead sea style For the longest time When I joined up with him Like a couple years ago It was always like this We're gonna do this For a couple years
Starting point is 00:25:34 And it's gonna be This traditional push man I'm gonna be a celebrity I'm gonna be like In the biggest Warner Brothers I'm like At the time by the way He was going to
Starting point is 00:25:41 But now at some point He rolled down the hill Into this monkey fire Which by the way There's just as much Fucking money there at some point he rolled down the hill into this monkey fire, which, by the way, there's just as much fucking money there. I was going to say. There's just as many girls. What do you mean just as?
Starting point is 00:25:51 There's more. More. Absolutely, dude. The dream of being the biggest star in Hollywood to me is like it's just not cool anymore. There's cooler things. I think digital is the coolest shit ever because I can do whatever I want no bosses, no stress it's awesome I just had a dick sucking
Starting point is 00:26:10 controversy and I'm laughing about it I agree I used to say I don't want the ESPN show and people would be like oh yeah you're just saying that because you can't get one and I'm like I get what you're saying I know why it seems that way but I promise you i don't i mean unless if the money was like if it was like bow here's but
Starting point is 00:26:28 but it's not so i'd rather not have a boss i'd rather do my own thing i'd rather be able to curse and fucking joke about sucking dick and all that shit i don't want i like i like i like thoroughly thoroughly enjoy this uh this trail that i'm blazing for myself right now and and to be honest the fighting really really added a vertical that i did not see coming but it's awesome yeah like i'm gonna be pursuing that sold out the fucking state bro which is which is crazy yeah joe i was listening to joe roland the other day he was breaking you guys down crazy like with like some respect you know being like yeah they both could fight a little bit if they train and really like committed to it they know what they were doing like that's i saw you had ksi on yeah so i i i also i don't know if you were speaking about that
Starting point is 00:27:08 interview but i heard you responded to it kind of because some dudes on your show saying like will there ever be peace and you mentioned that he was in new york continuing to talk shit so i saw i don't know if it was specifically this show but he was on here it was yeah and i yeah i asked ksi i said you know is the beef real is the you bad blood real? And he fucking, I did not expect that. He was like, yeah, I don't like to do it. Because I thought that maybe it came from a place. Maybe it started as like shit talking. Then it became real.
Starting point is 00:27:32 And then I feel like usually when you go through a battle, a rap battle, a fucking blog battle or a literal fight. Afterwards, there's like some mutual respect. I guess not. You would assume. And where I come from, that's how we do it too. I think it's like a testament of the kind of guy he is. Like, bro, when I do this with someone, yo, everything's good.
Starting point is 00:27:50 We settled the beef. That's it. And I mean that. A handshake is important to me. To him, it doesn't mean that much. So if you want to go on your shit-talking spree, and by the way, gloat about a very controversial win. Split decision type, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Easy, tiger, easy. But that's his prerogative. He's going to do what he wants to do. Did you enjoy him? Was he cool? Yeah, he's a nice guy. I was surprised. I feel like you, like, he was a normal dude.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Yeah, and I can't believe that, like, 20 million subscribers and, like, a huge platform. Because I guess it's just a testament to how you can do it both ways where like you know you can be like this huge personality you're laughing you're fucking around he's just kind of like what's up i even you know i even asked him i'm like so how'd you get your start he was like i just made like call of duty videos and like fifa videos the next thing i know blew up part of him is still trying to like keep the shit going because he knows that there's more to come you know what i'm saying well he might be trying to go that that
Starting point is 00:28:44 a-list Warner Brothers road. Maybe in his eyes that third fight isn't as unlikely as you think it is. Maybe you're shutting it down but in his eyes, keep this shit cooking. You're talking about the fight. I was thinking more like he's trying to be straight-laced.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Continue to talk shit. Logan's shut down a lot of the shit talk and he's congratulated. Good job. We've shut down all the bullshit with his crew. You know what I'm saying? And so like now it's like what's his prerogative? What's his – what does he gain by continuing the storyline of that beef? I mean there's a chance he fights his brother in the future. There's a chance he fights Logan again.
Starting point is 00:29:18 And yo, it's like I get that he doesn't like me. I was surprised why though. He said that like – because what you just said is the opposite. He said that you talk shit about YouTubers and that you act like you're above this platform. And it's like you literally just said a second ago how you don't want to move on from the digital side of things. I love digital. I said in the past just like I don't like this stigma that comes along with being a YouTuber. And by the way, KSI, if you're denying that that exists, you're fucking ignorant.
Starting point is 00:29:44 That's just not true. It's not true, bro. Like, anyways, in L.A., where I live, maybe a bubble, but like being a YouTuber isn't like the coolest thing. Yeah, you're not like a comedian. You're not an actor. You're a fucking YouTuber. Yeah, because you have no talent. And it's just like you pick up a camera and, you know, like Hollywood doesn't know how hard it is.
Starting point is 00:30:04 I mean, that's not you hating YouTubers. That's you hating people who disrespect YouTubers because you love YouTube. Exactly, exactly. So I think KSI is doing a good job and pat myself on the back for me as well of doing our best to elevate what it means to be a YouTuber because I'm proud to say I'm a YouTuber. There's a point where I was kind of hesitant to tell people what I do because it was just weird to me. We did the same show, Blogger. Exactly. Do you get paid for that?
Starting point is 00:30:31 It's a hobby? Yeah, bro. I get paid to be a blogger. It's a real thing. But now it's like I'm a boxing YouTuber. That's fucking cool, bro. We made something that was traditionally kind of fucking cringe. And by the way, I contributed to that wave, too, of the cringe-ass YouTube shit. And now it's kind of fucking cringe and by the way I contributed to that wave too of the cringe ass YouTube shit
Starting point is 00:30:45 and now it's kind of dope bro we have a lot of friends in high places who respect what we do and I think we're coming around to it we have the number one podcast in the world that too the YouTuber I feel like is when people think of what's up YouTube
Starting point is 00:31:02 we're here on the do do do do I used to do that and then it had it's to do that and it's whack and then it had it's place in time and it's good and then it became kind of like you realize it was corny I don't think it's I think everybody is becoming like a personality
Starting point is 00:31:15 cause you put some shit on YouTube you're not a YouTuber you have audio you have video you have short form long form boxing like everything you're just a personality that exists in this world now on the internet in all its different forms yeah there's still a lot of those other people though too like there's still a lot of those like yo what's up we see all of them and like by the way like good job you've garnered an audience doing that but like honestly like when we go out like take his youtube away take his boxing away take everything away
Starting point is 00:31:42 from him do the same for me whatever i've done when we go out people fuck with us we show up we have a good time we want to hang out with us we're the people that we're going to go to all this shit yeah and still be cool still get girls still do all that shit and so like when you add the layer of especially now what we do or we just kind of film what we do and talk about what we do in our lives that's what people i think really fuck with because they like the reality side of it. He's not a YouTuber. He's not a, hey, guys, he was at one point, but I think he's evolving into a personality,
Starting point is 00:32:13 into a real personality. It's just a personality, man. When brands or whoever think he's safe enough, go to traditional as well. You also just said it, dude. It's like I do have a big personality, bro. I will leave this building right now and go sing Bohemian Rhapsody on the street because I like singing in New York.
Starting point is 00:32:30 If we just film our lives... You live an interesting life. We tried to do a vlog for a minute two summers ago. It ain't for us. There's some vlog material in Nantucket. But like, I come to work. I do the podcast.
Starting point is 00:32:49 We fuck around here. I go home. I watch TV. I fuck with my... I play with my kids. And that's it. You know what I mean? Like, that's not...
Starting point is 00:32:56 It's like, you might get some value out of like behind the scenes of my life. But it's not like vlog worthy. So then we were like, all right, we got to like, let's try to do this. And let's go there. And it was not genuine. We don't do those things. We went to Central Park one day and fucked and it was it was not genuine we don't do those things we went to central park one day and around and it was like we don't do this yeah yeah and like and i wish i did almost because it would be another revenue stream and it's how you get to this level but you have a natural like what the fuck am i gonna do next and you know what am i gonna do next watch another fucking
Starting point is 00:33:20 netflix show like you know it's just not it's hard to manufacture a lifestyle that you don't live you can't it's and you and you might dupe a couple people to manufacture a lifestyle that you don't live. You can't. And you might dupe a couple people, but everybody can tell that you're faking it. We're going to leave here tonight, and the shit we will do, or the shit we've already done this weekend that will keep going, it's going to be more exciting than whatever
Starting point is 00:33:38 anybody else has manufactured. We'll walk out of here right now and do some fucked up shit that will be cooler than whatever people have done. Cameras on, cameras off, whatever. I want to turn the cameras on. It's my hope that at some point we go... We have three videographers that we live with right now. I want them to start running all fucking day.
Starting point is 00:33:54 He's still very much a little protective. He's a massive, he's a global entity. And I came on the scene under the guise of y'all are going to do whatever the fuck I want, say whatever the fuck I want, I'm not going to hide shit. He's almost there, and that's why he's laughing about the fact that he has his first sex tape out right now. But, like, bro, if we had that camera squad with us, it would be the most exciting show you've ever fucking seen.
Starting point is 00:34:15 We'll see what happens. We'll see when the content and how it evolves in 2020. And just, like, hitting back in the mud comment, bro, like, I like it in the mud, but also, like, trust me when I say, like, bro, I'll hitting back in the mud comment bro like I like it in the mud but also like trust me when I say like bro I'll be out of the mud and like yeah yeah I'll be sitting here next year and bro who knows where we're going to be at we'll have a team of people be hopefully like another two fights
Starting point is 00:34:36 deep like the time for me goes up down in out here's what's fucked up about the mud is like you're in the mud right now for no fault of your own i know like so can you i was gonna say i like yo we like we flew here and lay flat first class fucking seats yeah no no no i'm not saying like it i would say mud is like uh the the controversial life you know what i mean like you're a lightning rod where there's always going
Starting point is 00:35:04 to be a lot of haters, a lot of love, most like all interest, no matter what, a lot of money and a lot of like, what the fuck's going on next. You could have gone to fucking church all weekend and done nothing.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Someone else decided you look like that, tweeted that out. You're in the mud, you know? It's like as much as you, you, you can take all the right steps. Somebody might just throw you right back in the mud.
Starting point is 00:35:24 That's why you should aspire to be out of it, and you will get out of it, but I think you should just always be perfect. There are certain people who can't exist in the mud, and when I watch them get pulled in for one reason, and they're drowning, and I'm like, I am fucking floating. I'm chilling because I know how to do it,
Starting point is 00:35:37 and I just think everybody should be accustomed to the mud. I thrive in chaos. I'm also a young dude, so I think I'd I think older me would regret if I didn't go absolutely balls
Starting point is 00:35:49 to the fucking wall in every which way like dude how old are you now? 24 yeah you're still so fucking yeah I mean when I got started
Starting point is 00:35:55 in the blog shit I was 26 and then I was I was pretty committed to like I wanted to live a normal life I was like
Starting point is 00:36:03 I'm gonna get married at the normal time I'm gonna have kids at the normal time. And the marriage didn't end up working out. My kids are fucking awesome. I love that family life. But I would be lying if there wasn't a part of me that was like, there are things I want to do now that I just can't.
Starting point is 00:36:15 We're starting to do a live show tour. And if I was your age, I would be like, let's do fucking 52 weeks. Let's go. And I just can't. We can afford the luxury. Yeah, and you don't want to look back because there's plenty of time to not be able to do it, bro. It's so
Starting point is 00:36:31 exciting for me, bro. All of it. I don't know. I'm having so much fun. Is there a next though? Like we said, when you do everything, you can't really answer. If you do everything, you do nothing in a way. Unless there's a fight plan or something very tangible what's like quote-unquote next for you do you even know or is it just like let's find out i wrote uh i wrote down a list here somewhere
Starting point is 00:36:53 but okay so 2020 is gonna be uh it's good basically no no basically it's gonna be it's gonna be content and fights i want i want. I want to fight twice next year. I want to do one MMA, one boxing. Yo, you should fight Nars. Who? We have our own fucking amateur boxing ring. Rough and rowdy. I mean, have you all got fucking bags, bro?
Starting point is 00:37:17 I'm a prize fighter, bro. The beauty of it is it's all pay-per-view based. When we have somebody who brings in pay-per-view money, it just elevates. The bag is there if the person in the ring – I'm only playing around because I obviously know you can do it yourself. And why would you give anybody else a cut? But it's interesting that this – I love DAZN, bro. DAZN is my – they're a family now, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:42 I mean, we're doing it on a on a level that's you know a little more like comical and like it's what's weird is that like you and ksi you you can you guys can throw hands you can fight like a lot of the shit we we put on is funny like hillbillies throwing haymakers i mean you guys are fucking you know legit technical boxing for for a period of time there three month training camp, four hours a day. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, that'll do it. The fighting shit is so funny though because there is so much shit talking and
Starting point is 00:38:11 when you can take it to a level of like, oh yeah, well let's fucking fight. Like it's gonna shut some people up. It's gonna ratchet some people. Like I'm always very careful now because I know I can't beat up anybody. So I'm never gonna, I'll talk shit like I know I might be smarter than you, funnier than you, but I'm never going to claim to be tougher or harder than you
Starting point is 00:38:27 because you can challenge me to a fight now and we got the means to do it like that and I'll be fucked. You know what I mean? Oh, big time. Big time. Is Cooper still talking a ton of shit to other girls? I mean... Yo, we should get those two in the ring.
Starting point is 00:38:42 The pay-per-view is through the fucking roof. They'll sell out the Staples Center two or three times over I heard Soph might have a man now I mean honestly we don't know shit about them You guys probably know more about this girl than we do I remember you telling me that They operate like on their own level I'm in a group chat with those two
Starting point is 00:38:57 And I think Sophie has got a man It's a sad thing for a lot of people Also I feel like the power shouldn't be fucking talking about this Honestly I think it was a secret Breaking news over here I guess I think it was a secret. Breaking news over here, I guess. Yeah, bro. I mean, it changed in the sense that, like, first of all, a lot of people want to do it because, you know, I think it's like five or I think it's like 10 grand.
Starting point is 00:39:15 And, you know, a lot of the young and up-and-coming kids are like, you know, trying to secure their bag. I know our next pay-per-view is at the Super Bowl in Miami. So a lot of the kids around here who weren't getting the invite, like I'm going to be there for the radio show. We'll be there. But if you weren't going to get there, you could fight and be like, oh, I'm in the pay-per-view, so I got to go.
Starting point is 00:39:34 So Dave caught on to that, and he actually whittled a few of them out. But I think we have a couple people fighting. Wait, when? I think it's like probably the Friday night. My brother's fighting that Thursday. Okay. In Miami. Yeah, see, I don't even know what venue.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Last year we did like our Super Bowl party was also rough and rowdy. We kind of did it all in one shot. Where is he fighting? I actually don't. Are we doing like arenas and shit? Is it a pop-up arena or something like that? It might be. It's a 7,000-person venue.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Seven, right? Who is he fighting? Seven. A guy named Gib. He's actually KSI's friend. Right. He was the one talking shit. Yeah, they're trained by the same trainers.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Right, right, right. That's going to be fun. And then hopefully Jake does some damage to Gib and then fights KSI. Obviously, I like that storyline. Right. And then I have an opponent in mind. For UFC. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:23 I was going to say. Over the box. If you say that on Come on Tell me Come on let's go crazy Let's make it go crazy right now Antonio Brown I want to fuck you up
Starting point is 00:40:41 How sick would that be? Jake fucking Logan Paul, Antonio Brown. And you were talking boxing here? Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? Athlete. Needs it.
Starting point is 00:40:55 What's he doing? I mean, needs it. Would be. Had nothing to do. Worthy. Craves the spotlight. Has that name. Yeesh.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Seems like he checks a lot of boxes for me bro it's wild that that is like you know it's attainable for you would i fucking watch it bro that would be fucking crazy dude on behalf of white women everywhere bro do it for the white girls you heard him recently swearing off white girls nah bro that hey that'd be crazy yo that'd be crazy You think it's realistic? Here's what I do I legitimately don't know What is he gonna do right now Do you know?
Starting point is 00:41:35 I mean We'll get him a big bag He'll get a bag And he'll have a chance Just like I did after Tokyo To somehow maybe redeem himself and be looked at in a different way. I think he probably still has a team of people
Starting point is 00:41:49 who are praying and hoping that there's still some door open in the NFL that they're going to say, listen, if you go down this road, it's going to be shut. That's almost like porn for him. Yeah, like if you're going to do this internet frenzy type thing, you're no longer an athlete.
Starting point is 00:42:07 You know what I mean? Whether or not that's true, I think he's going to have people in his ear saying that. I'm going to stop you for a sec because we keep pulling back on this. These guys are real boxers. I know. I know. You can fucking fight. Because we were talking about the zone boxing.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Then it went back to rough and rowdy. Then it went to boxing with internet celebrities. This is real boxing. You could fight. And you know what? I bet you he wouldn't take you seriously either. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:42:29 He has to watch the fight. Yeah, but I mean... It's difficult not to. I mean, like, yes, he's going to see the clip and he's going to be like, ha, yeah, right, I ain't fighting a YouTuber.
Starting point is 00:42:37 But no, you ain't going to do it because you're fucking scared and I'll beat the shit out of you. Like, bro, you can turn your head all you want, but also I'm a professional boxer and I'm challenging you to a fight.
Starting point is 00:42:47 And you have nothing to do and I have money that you will like. Money that you need. That was your pick. I don't know. I mean, to be honest, he's not sitting at home doing nothing. He's probably continuing to work on his football career.
Starting point is 00:43:01 But like, for what reason, man? It's a wrap, dude. Look, the point is just like... I mean, I feel like that would be quick work, though. I mean, Johnny's not exactly the... I think he's a pretty small guy, yeah. How tall... You're big, right?
Starting point is 00:43:13 How tall are you? 16. Yeah, I mean, I think he's like... I love Johnny, but I don't know if that's a good... Do you want to see AB or Wiz Khalifa in the ring? Against him? Yeah. AB.
Starting point is 00:43:23 I just don't... I mean, I like Wiz. I just feel like... why, do you have problems with Wiz? No, I just know he does MMA. Oh, okay. So that would just be like a fight. I mean, I would watch that but I feel like there'd be like, not bad blood, but like, there would be some juice to you versus AB. I agree. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:43:35 Wiz is just kind of like, he's smoking, he's a cool dude, he's a nice guy. It's like, I'd watch it, but you need a little bit of blood there. Yeah, bro, the fighting thing is so crazy. And it's, I mean, it's primal. It the fighting thing is so crazy it's and it's i mean it's primal it's like you know it's two billion years old because it's it's the basic form it's the first time in my whole career where like i i really feel like i i earned respect now yeah like bro when i walk around the energy is different it's not just like oh that youtuber
Starting point is 00:43:59 like i have like a someone like of a dangerous energy like we're all walking around it's like yo that's the guy who fucking tried the for a living to make money he tries to kill someone in the box i've always said like i'm not not uh if i could fight i wouldn't be the guy who's like walking in the bar looking to pick a fight you know but knowing that you can and knowing that like listen if shit goes if it pops off right now i'm good you. I'm good. You know? Like, there is a, that affects everything in your life. Facts. You come with confidence, humor, swagger, you're relaxed, you're like, whatever. You're never nervous.
Starting point is 00:44:34 It's just like, because if it breaks down to the basic, most basic, like, man versus man thing, yeah, I can not only handle myself, but probably walk out of here stepping over your body. Facts. Facts, bro. It's something I'll never fucking feel. It's something like – You sound like you know what it feels like. Well, because I want it so bad.
Starting point is 00:44:50 But listen, I can put on a front. I can fucking fake it till you make it. See that Casamigos bottle behind you? Yeah. That will end all battles, bro. Yeah. If you feel weak at a bar, handle your shit, bro. I mean, it's not the most lovable or humble thing ever,
Starting point is 00:45:03 but if you're going to get your ass beat, handle shit, bro. Chairs, bottles, whatever the fuck you get your hands on, bro. Old school East Coast shit, bro. It's a fucking street fight at that point, man. I'm gouging eyes, whatever, dude. That's it. Do what you got to do. You can do it.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I know you can do it, bro, if you have to. I'll get real fucking violent, man. I got some pent-up aggression. Yo, I need to – I wrote this down in my notes last night. Interview the guy who sucked the dick for me. I need to find the guy. That's so true. I already have him on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:45:32 You have the guy who sucked the dick? When something like this happens, I don't know if you know this, but the fans activate. And they've already all tagged us. We need to find... Has he tweeted or anything? I'm on FaceTime right now. See if I can get it.
Starting point is 00:45:45 It would be incredible. Yeah. Wait, how is that even possible? It's the internet, dude. You don't even have his number. You don't even know his name. Oh, I'm saying, I guarantee it could make it happen through direct message or something. Listen, last night we were at the game where Jimmy and John Schwartz got us these seats.
Starting point is 00:46:00 We're at court side. Yeah, I saw that. It was fantastic. And I see these people sitting on the other side of court side with golden chalices. Two people, a couple. They're drinking out of massive golden chalices at the MSG.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Like, what the fuck is going on? So the first thing I think of, obviously, is put this on my Instagram story. So I start taping her. What are these people doing with these golden chalices? Two seconds. You know who they are, what their deal is. Two minutes. I have a DM back from the lady. Oh, we just got made. I'm like, how is this? How do we live in this world?
Starting point is 00:46:29 See, that's the good side of the world. You know what I mean? The bad side of the world is like, this guy's fucking sucking dick and all of a sudden it's his blah, blah, blah. The good side is that you can make shit happen. You can find people. Which way is this guy swinging? Which way is the guy facing on the swing? Have you seen this? This is like another Yanny Laurel thing.
Starting point is 00:46:44 He's facing towards the screen. Yeah, another yanny laurel thing he's facing like towards towards the towards the screen that's right yeah yeah he says he's facing the building yeah i'm not seeing that one at all i don't see it at all not even remotely this is the the dress you know the dress is the oh you know what it is it's like is he going this direction or this direction if you see him going like diagonally like this you'll see him going towards the yellow, towards like the yellow wall. Oh, wait, wait. You see that? Nope.
Starting point is 00:47:10 It's either from here to there. These things thoroughly upset me. That's a good one though. I'm going to have to. I saw this going viral. I knew it was going to piss me off. Yeah, they do. It fucks with your brain. All right, bro.
Starting point is 00:47:20 We got to go. Yeah, man. I appreciate you coming through last minute like that. I will find this dick sucker. I will fucking find him. You know what you either gotta do? Interview him or
Starting point is 00:47:30 you gotta make a video sucking a dick. You gotta lay your head over the fucker. Jeffrey Starr Twittered me. He said, should we upload a video of me sucking you on Christmas? Santa says yes. I said, listen, you two-timer, I know you you're hitting on Mike He's slitting Mike's DMs too
Starting point is 00:47:49 Alright man I really appreciate it Merry Christmas Thank you I can make No no no The divorce is wrapped up I'm not even fucking kidding. No, they're actually not because the door is locked.
Starting point is 00:48:08 There's no way they got in. They're next door. Tonight's not the night, but... What? What are you doing on a fucking Sunday night that you can't come party with the boys? I mean, I'm not completely locked down. I got my own things going, alright? I got my own plans. I don't know if it's exactly Logan Paul
Starting point is 00:48:23 status, Logan Paul level, but next time your boy Jimmy hits you up with fucking courtside seats, if you got an extra one, holler at your boy. That was an awesome experience yesterday, bro. If that team ever gets good again, man. This city is different when that team is good. I mean, Spike Lee deserves it, bro.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Johnny Mac deserves it. How many games are Johnny Mac and Rowan Spence? I can't believe they're still sitting through them. It's crazy. Hats off to them, man. All right, go suck that dick, bro. Thanks. Peace out.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Take it easy.

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