KFC Radio - M00bie Was Astounded by the Barstool Office When She First Started

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I have like a good Steve Harvey impression, and he has that, he does that like, name one thing your girlfriend would like to do to your face, and someone's like, sit on it, Steve. And he's like, sit on it! And like, all of a sudden I'm like on the sub and I just say that, and it like goes viral. I'm like, okay, I can do this forever. Are we rolling right now?

Let's just start talking with her. People were, I heard people change their flights to stay here. Glennie and Jack Mack were supposed to go somewhere and they were like, I will, I got to stay here to see the Rizzler. That's totally crazy. I didn't, I didn't even know he was like a big deal for me he he we're we're gonna go here oh hey we're talking how are you good i'm excited guys remember i was in here i was in here once so yo funny enough i'm like come on you guys didn't know my name i was taking notes yo that it's so funny you say that because yeah when when we used to have someone sit in to like take notes she she

was out for a while and they were like uh this girl's gonna fill in and i was like all right cool whatever i've never like i had no clue i was just like making videos and all of a sudden chuck's like they need you in there i was like oh god it was scary well so we're like i don't know i'm thinking you're just like an intern or third floor or whatever and then i find out you're like the most popular person on the internet and i was like what were you thinking sitting there oh my god like why am i here it was literally like i could be making so much content not in this room and then like just like watching you guys it was like laughing and then i was freezing it's always cold in here and then like you guys didn't even know i mean not that like you needed to know who

i was and at the time i was probably less like known but i was just like pretty well known just like not in my my circle though so when i found out like people so then dave told that whole story about the girls who came up to me and said, I love moves and who's moves he works for, you know, he doesn't blah, blah,

blah. So then I find out and I was like, like that was her notes. She's like more famous than us. Why was she doing that? Which is also just an unnecessary job. No matter who, no matter what,

no matter what I was like taking two pages worth of notes on like the most random like i remember the stories you were telling i'm like trying to keep it's like we already say it then we record it we record we have a record of all we're gonna share it with everyone tomorrow so let me clear that up let me clear that up that's not our idea never was and was probably just the the thing that the previous person was doing to just mail it in yeah and because that was not working for social media yeah and so we didn't know what was going on we were just like i don't know the social media team does their thing and that's it yeah and then i found out that like the most popular person on the internet was just taking

notes for us and i was like i remember when you texted i was back at school and i was like well now i'm back at school Yeah I just found out You're you know Incredible Do you want to like Come on She's like

I'm back at school I was like Fuck So now you're here You know Doing something Where was school Marist College

Marist Marist was the I want to say Maybe Well you would know better But at least in the New York area The first Blackout stop

That was like Holy fucking shit You guys used to go Dave said you guys Had to stop doing it Because someone like Fell off the railing know better but at least in the new york area the first blackout stop that was like holy fuck you guys used to go dave said you guys had to stop doing it because someone like fell off the railing yeah i think maris they um yeah they they broke through the barrier it's honestly like all such a blur for me like they just all ran on stage and it was like they like the security was like i don't know it's over like we lost control it's it's their it's their show now yeah that was like i don't know it's over like we lost control it's it's it's their it's their show now yeah that was like i think it got canceled it was yeah i put like maris is definitely one that people throw out as like one but to me that i all i remember miami ohio is the only one that i have like a definitive like that happened at this place everything else is just

like i remember hearing we were at some fucking party somewhere i mean new york doesn't have like you know major party schools but like they do you know you know which ones are big i always heard about like albany and buffalo and then i heard about maris and i was like for real maris yeah let's go hard party every long island girl every new jersey girl like all on me that's really we all go to the same irish pub every weekend and like actually it's like open till 4 a.m every drinks at double like bad stuff happens in there but it's so fun truly did you graduate did you leave graduated i was like yeah she went back

to school this past year i just graduated like you just graduated and that was always like i guess but i was like i'm gonna finish because i was also with the athlete i played division on lacrosse oh okay so i was like i gotta like do my i want to just like finish it out and then i'll hide the cleats up and like never touch them again but i really wanted to just like do it have my senior day i mean like i was are you gonna be real with that like you're really never gonna play again i mean my sister's i love my sister and she's like all about she's the most competitive person literally ever she's like let's join the volo leagues like ever like volo volleyball we do like tennis like her hangover recovery is like tennis at the pier i'm like oh

speaking of sorry to interrupt yeah the um at the u.s open last night they kept there was a lot of propaganda going around where everywhere there would be signs and like they'd come up like in play like they have like you know like the electronic scoreboards and stuff like that the average tennis player lives 9.7 years longer than the average person. And I was like, well, that's such bullshit because they're rich and they go to doctors and stuff. It's not because they play tennis. It's because they play tennis because they're rich and healthy.

I mean, you could probably say that about any athlete. I'm sure all the athletes are fucking. But I don't think they're talking about like. They're just talking about the average person at the country club a tennis player but yeah like even like someone who just regularly plays tennis yeah is fucking someone who takes like goes to doctors has money to join a club yeah like it's not like because they fucking go out and play tennis once a week they're living an extra 10 goddamn years that's crazy that might be a fake stat yeah but lacrosse is also hard to like you're not playing like

pick up lacrosse no i mean it's not like a it's like it would be yeah no it would be just like a bunch of graduated girls like wanting to pick up their second yeah and like i don't really have a desire to do that yeah i feel like when you're at the end you're if you didn't play sports would you have done your senior year or would you have just started working i don't know because i love my senior year it was so nice finishing i think i would have regretted not getting my degree like it's just like nice to have i don't know i mean not that i'm not using it at all at all someone without one it really doesn't you don't need it and i saw it with multiple it doesn't also like i sucked it's like i wasn't a good student so like it really was it was more just like to have another year with my friends that makes live under the same you have

the rest of your life to work and yeah like the lifestyle was just it was more just like to have another year with my friends. That makes sense. Live under the same roof. You have the rest of your life to work and all that shit. Yeah, like the lifestyle was just great like in college. Also, you were basically still doing your content. It's not like you had to like stop. Literally. And it like excelled me more because it was like back to school and now I'm like going out more.

And I was like, and I felt like, because I was on salary at school in Poughkeepsie and I was literally like, I'm the richest man on the planet. I was like, shots on me. Literally, it was so, even at the Irish pub, I'm the richest man on the planet. I was like, shots on me. Literally, it was so... Even at the Irish pub, I'm like, on me, on me.

It was literally the best thing ever. That's crazy. Dollar beers, I'll buy a million of them. Literally. So that was just fun. I remember when my brother first came back when I was still in school. I think it was like $4 pitchers.

And it was like, you know, the whole gang's bill was like $300. And he's like, I got this. And we were like, oh, shit. He's big. I had that one time. I went to a wedding at Clemson. And it was like probably three years after college, two years after college, something like that.

And I was someone's date. And I was living in New York at the time. So maybe it was like right after college because I was living in New York like 21. And I was making no money. And you stole the ball. I went down there and I was like, guys, tonight's on me. I didn't know how to ingratiate myself with these people. I'd never met them.

I was someone's date. And they were just like, this guy's the man. I'm like, I got city money, boys. So wait, the whole time you were taking those notes you were like fuck this i was literally like what am i doing here i was just so because i wasn't a part of the social like there were social interns who would like post on plan b and post on bffs and do the things like then i was like being tasked like ask you guys questions like i think i like asked like record you guys and like for the social media no clue and then i was talking to the person that used to work here and i was doing what her job basically and like texting her and she was out i was all

over the place yeah as you can see that position has not been so you were underutilized so what was i doing i was just adding laughter like in the back like quietly you did laugh though and that was nice it did make me feel good and then one time time you were like, how old do I look? And I was like, oh my God. This is the one thing he asked me? I was like, really? Not even my name? You, over there. Yeah, literally.

That was literally the craziest thing. I was just like, I have to say yes. I have to say yes. In hindsight, no. I was stressed. I was stressed. If you were like, I'm not going to do this anymore, we would have been like, okay. Honestly, I don't know What you're doing I don't know what

Happened to anyone Dylan That's so funny So you So you Are now just doing Like you have A show Or are you just doing

Like social media shit I don't have a show I don't have a show yet You just kind of exist So I kind of exist I think you should just do that Are you gonna have a show I'm gonna have a show

But like I'm not eager to So I'm going on this I think you should just do that. Are you going to have a show? I'm going to have a show, but like I'm not eager to, so I'm going on this college tour, this college football tour. Cheez-It is sponsoring it. So it's like me, Big Ev did it last year. Finding the student section of the year sort of thing. So we're going to a bunch of Big Ten or Big SEC.

Like it's not released where we're going yet, but like we're going to the Michigan game, Auburn, all of it. So that's two weekends in september october november and it's going to be like cheese it videos being released and at the same time i think i'm going to do like my own long form content like behind the scenes vlog sort of thing like remember the videos like i'm schmacked like did you ever watch yeah yeah like when the cameras go off like do you remember i'm trying to say what are you for i was like watching

it like let's go i had to study mom schm I was like watching it. I'm like, let's go. She was studying. Omschmacht was like our rival for the Barstool Blackout. Omschmacht was 20 years ago. Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, that was like 2011. Like Omschmacht and Barstool Blackout were like two. Just like that vibe. But obviously it's hard because it's like brand. You need to make sure the branded content is good.

And then like just going out also alone is a little scary. Yeah. But you got your partner in crime? Me, Kelly. Yeah, and then like our cameraman who I'm like, watch. Maybe like punch some people for me if people come out. I have no clue. Do you?

You'll get swarmed, right? Yeah. When I went to the Jersey Shore, I was literally... Yeah, it was tough, right? Oh my god. We went to Jenks. And I was with my high school friends who kind of know me. They knew me before moves and all that stuff.

So I'm like, it might not be that bad. don't know let's just see i literally walk in the whole place is like sit on it like i couldn't get and they're like this big and like i'm a highlighter head like everyone can see me and i'm tall i'm like oh my god i couldn't get like two feet in there i was like maybe i need that that is a like that is our demo yeah sure that is that's a tough spot yeah well then i was like i'm never going back to jenks again i shouldn't go to jenks anymore yeah i think i don't i mean i don't know anymore i i um it's like i the internet has changed enough where it's like this is i knew this version you you have your version but i feel like having a show like a podcast or a specific

show is like not really the route right now i feel like just being and just being like on social media and doing like this and that not being like we're here every monday and every thursday i totally agree i totally agree in the way that podcasts right now are so saturated and like everyone like not everyone in the world needs a podcast i think that like kelly and i sitting down and talking maybe in a year from now and like we're gonna rehash the colleges we go to and like we'll be talking like this but like why would someone tune in to me and kelly talking about like well i was gonna say you're at the point like uh like brianna kind of did it too it's like you're still in like social party mode so like do that yeah yeah i think eventually you'll be like

i don't think i can do this how hard you go or how long you can last but eventually it's like i think i need to you know brie always says that she's like i was the hungover girl not the party girl how the fuck did i become i know or even after graduating like all of a sudden i go out and then i'm like oh my god the hangover is way oh fuck you got at least like 10 years left i guess i'm excited to like rev that side up again but there definitely will be a point where i'm like, oh my God, the hangover is way. Oh, fuck. You got at least like 10 years left. I guess I'm excited to like rev that side up again. But there definitely will be a point where I'm like, okay, maybe I do want to sit down and people will tune in to whatever it will be named.

I don't know. So you, you started by like Brie, Brie kind of started by, I remember like the first time I saw her, she was just like throwing up in the toilet and drinking a blue gulotta. Yeah. And then I feel like you're the the voice thing is is what i like first noticed about you just doing like you do like crazy voices yeah that was just like you were doing that for fun or like was there was there like a uh a um plan it was like never i mean there was a plan when it was taking off so i

had like 50k going into the barstool internship and then like so before that though because 50k is a decent number like regular people don't have that i was like so basically started out i was doing like day in the life videos over music of like a college g1 athlete like getting ready for game practice like aesthetic music and it was like march 2nd and it was like me walking i would like set up the camera and like walk by it and then like redo it it's like very i'll lose a lot of work and then one day in summer i was like i'm sick of just like setting up i'm gonna talk to the camera and in that moment i had this thing of like calling everyone jim like me and my friends like come on jim like let's 1v1 each other like making

the light of like terrible division one practice like at 300 i'm like come on delaney jim let's go like everything was jim so then i called the camera gym, sort of, like, personified them. And then everyone was like, we love you, gym. Like, you're our gym. And I'm gym. And then I got 10K at the end of that summer going into my junior year. Stuck with it. It was the first time people were like, we love gym at school.

I was like, I have fans? Like, what's happening? At small school at Marist, like, everyone sort of, like, knew about it. Stuck with it. Just sort of, like, I had, like, bad acne at the time. Like, just, like, shedding light at, like, everyone sort of like knew about it stuck with it just sort of like I had like bad acne at the time like just like shedding light like a bunch of normal people shit just like talking and like being weird caesar salad I realized I can do this on what I do so I do like so I love caesar salad like I really do and then I'd be like chicken and people are like what the fuck is this girl like what so then i got like

reached out to by barstool and they were like you want to be our content intern i was like sure fuck it and then they're like post five times a day and see what you can do and i was like oh my god sink or swim in this place so i was like yeah did it for like five times a day it's a lot it's a lot and it like i sometimes i hate the sink or swim, but it does, you know, people sink or swim. Yeah. And, like, the people who swim are, like, usually really, really good. I think we could probably, like, foster some other people, like, a little bit better. But it does just cut right to the chase.

Totally. Also, I did notice after, like, after I, you know, put some of the pieces together, like, there's a lot of people who come through here and don't do anything. And you were very – you had the whiteboard out and you were not afraid. Yeah, that was scary. Yeah, I'm sure it was. But also I feel like once you're here, I would hope at least you feel silly for being scared because everyone will answer a question or do whatever. And sometimes there are people who get here and just don't do any of that stuff.

And I'm like, well, I don't know. The sun's over. And you didn't really do whatever. And like sometimes there are people who get here and just don't do any of that stuff. And I'm like, well, I don't know. The summer's over. And like you didn't really do anything. So, but you definitely stood out that you were one of the people that like at least was trying. Thank you. And then, you know, come to learn. It's like, oh yeah, she's trying, dude.

She's 10 times. This is busy work. I'm doing this because somebody told me to. I don't have to do this. I'm going to go talk about you. It was such a different time. Like the office is different. We had way more people. It was before the big purge of everyone i mean i probably shouldn't

say purge but like it was such a different time and it was so fun exciting what did you think of all that i mean you did kind of start at like right when things got tumultuous and crazy it was like i started worried about it no i wasn't really worried i i mean i was so worried about which is selfish. Dave's all hands meeting. I'm like, I'm fired. It's about me. I was so self-focused.

But it was such a cool time to be here because it was so cool to see it all. And Erica was here. And I just remember, it's really cool to see how it's evolved. Obviously, now there's less people. And Chicago opened up. And that whole rivalry, whatever it was. But I was just really observing and taking it in and then I honestly went back to school and I was so thankful that they're like

just keep posting at school because like people care about get ready with me and going out and all that stuff and playing a sport and I just like did my own thing and my blue house and like we really like the stump thing and the and what's the stump sit on it was all crazy like yeah stump thing? Sit on it was all crazy. Like, like I had a, so sit on it. Yeah. It was just like in my front yard from the game where you like put a hammer in the nail. I forget what that game's called. Yeah.

But like, I have like a good Steve Harvey impression and he has that, he does that like name one thing you'll go from like the duty of face. And someone's like, sit on it, Steve. And he's like, sit on it. And like, all of a sudden I'm like on the stump and I just say that and it like goes viral I'm like okay I can do this forever like this is my favorite thing well that's actually I I I'm not super well versed in your world as you are well aware like when you're doing five a day say how many of those do you want to do

how many are you like fuck yeah I'm excited to do or how many and how many are work that was well in the five a day was mainly when i was an intern here and it was sort of like i wanted to do it because i wanted people to notice that i was doing a lot right um a lot of them i wanted like one of the ones where i would be like let's go get a see just how to adjust salad that's when i really was like we're gonna go i did a lot of more content like out of the office almost i was saved by the front desk because i was the only people that I was like able to do myself with. Ebony and Tandem. Ebony and Tandem.

And all that. Yeah. Yeah. But that was also when I noticed that you, yeah, what's the security guard you're hanging with? Tandem. Tandem. Well, it's Tandem.

Right. But you make like, there are people who kind of just make their own world. And like when I saw that too, it was it was like you know those are the people who succeed where it's like you have nicknames and you have inside jokes and you have your own vocabulary and people want to be a part of it yeah and it was like there was that little click out there this should be a fucking show in its own right we would always just say like the front desk show or something yeah but yeah i was so thankful that i felt really comfortable to like be myself around them granted like i was not like I would go in the content area and be like,

which is fine, but I would do my own thing. And I would want to post. I would maybe three out of them, I'd be like, all right, these are Mubi core. And then two, I just sort of like, one of my first videos I recorded, you and Brandon Walker fighting. And I had no clue,

because I also wasn't a stoolie coming in. So I had no clue that you were head honcho. And I'm like, in the court of recording you. Well, that's, that's, yeah, we reached a point like recently where, you know, you like Barstool almost became so like everywhere that people knew less about it. Yeah.

You know, it was like not as big as it was, but the people who knew about it, like knew about it. And then it just became like an Instagram account that you follow and it was everywhere but that almost lessened how much like knowledge people had about like the inner workings of it totally which i don't know it's a good thing bad thing it's probably good for the brand or still became an instagram account like seven years ago right people oh you work at the instagram account right right right right yeah but with tikt, like how much – like so my likeness to that is like Twitter.

Like every tweet I ever sent, I wanted to send. I wasn't really like working for it. Of course you were. But I didn't have to like edit that. There wasn't really much of a process. It's kind of just train of thought. Like a TikTok, I feel like there's more time to let it grind you and be like, I don't fucking want to post this right now. please it didn't happen that well see I mean they

like grew up with it really you know what I mean like for its I think I think we view that very differently than them yeah I feel like well it's not hard for you it's not hard when people come to us but you have to do make a tick tock you guys are like oh no but it's really simple like it's really and I liked it it's such a creative outlet for me especially because in when I'm like clipping together and I like sound effects and like when I really try, when I record a bunch of stuff and then make it into like a mini movie.

Yeah. That's cool. It's so satisfying. It's probably like a blog. Yeah. Yeah. Like when we used to write a blog, like if you find the right picture and you put the right GIF in and you have

the perfect ending and it's the right length, I would always like press publish and be like, I'm happy with that. But that was like, like if that is the same than I would say like press publish and be like, I'm happy with that. But that was like, if that is the same, then I would say like of blogs I published, probably 70% I wanted to post. Right, and then there was some shit that you had to. Yeah, sometimes they're always just going to be like, oh yeah, you're like,

oh, now with like ad deals even, you're like, okay, I got to put like do this and that sort of thing. But I always want to post and be like creating. It doesn't really feel like, I mean, it's work, but it's like I love what I'm doing. And then you grabbed your girl Kelly and then I grabbed Kelly well Dave was the one that was like it was it's literally the craziest she was in her fifth year to be a teacher like she was gonna take a year to get her like teaching New York City diploma or whatever like a certificate that lets you teach in New York and she was like always in that video is either like recording me and like

she was always the one to be like all right let's like you can do better which i always love she can be like you can do better sit on it yeah i'm like okay right and like she got it we're very like adhd mind sort of everywhere and we did dances for a while and like one time like i was on my stump and i gave her like a rock and i was like and kelly has a rock too you do need like a partner for a lot of this shit it's hard to be a truly solo act yeah even if it's a producer or just a part like a yeah and then she kind of just became like a whole side character which is always like my question too i was like who am i gonna like i was never worried about it but then when dave was like well i'm

interested in kelly i was like no brainer like duh this would be great so she i like come back from the call with him and I'm like, Kelly was about you. She was like, what? She had to rethink so many things that she was like, of course, like you only live once.

This is the time to do it. She's like, I can always go back to teaching. Teaching. I only have one experience. I only have one friend who was a teacher and she, she got her master's in teaching and she did one year. And she was like,

this sucks. I quit. And I was like, did they not make you like teach in a class elementary i don't know exactly what grade but that's i think that make you sit in on a class one day she's like her first day she's like this is the worst thing ever the fuck you went in school for six years for it to learn that's funny did you uh so like uh what did your parents think? They were like, with just me doing this? Yeah, they cool with it? Yeah, they were cool with it.

They were like, okay, well, we never pictured you in a, it was either like take the bar to the internship or help like a marketing, no, it was like an insurance company with their like flyers. I was like, well, obviously, I know what I'm going to do. Right, right, right. And as soon as I was like, I love this and this is great and awesome and so many things are happening every day i came up with a new story and like it's so hard to explain this place to them oh i'm sure

i'm like i drank the tank and uh like forget about the rest of these people if my if shea comes home in a few years going chicken season and all her friends are laughing. What the fuck is this shit? Literally. I really could not fathom your kid being famous. It's got to be a weird thing. Unless you have an athlete or something talented. But when it's just like, I started calling everybody Jim, Dad, and now I'm making money from it.

Yeah, and they're like, what? In the beginning. Now they sort of, like my dad, think he knows everything and help me. And when I first signed my contract, he literally talked to Dave on the phone. He was like, I'm not even kidding. I'm like, on my way to school, I'm like, please don't. What did he say? He's like, talking to one of my bullies.

I'm like, Dad, he's on your boy. It wasn't like he was like you know he wasn't he was just like confused by it all and just what kind of wanted like direction I would love to have heard that conversation oh my god he's like hey mr. Schrader Matt Schrader anyways and my dad is in the world like he does like experiential shows so like he'll like pitch somebody in a Nike and then he's like this this woman probably knows my daughter and then he's like trying not to bring me up and use me in his world it's a crazy thing that's funny they like we uh we were talking about the rizzler before you got in here

uh so the rizzler's eight the rizzler is eight years old and he's here at barstool today and people rearrange their their flight schedules to make sure they could see the Rizzler. We gotta have some standards. Like, I understand there's wacky shit that goes on and people get famous on the internet and I am not knocking the Rizzler at all, but you can't be getting gassed up to meet an eight-year-old. An eight-year-old.

That's like a fine line. It's like very... That's not a fine line. No. The line is a huge line. It's like very. It's not. That's not a fine line. No. The line is a huge line. The line is enormous. And it says, don't hang out with eight year olds. That is.

I would feel radically uncomfortable. I was thinking like, man, maybe we'll bring him in. And then I heard he was eight. And I was like, he's in second grade. I can't even. What are we doing here? He's in second grade. I'm just. I don't deal with kids.

Yeah, you're an adult man who doesn't have your own. What do you want me to talk to this kid about? Congratulations on all your success. Unbelievable. Awesome. I don't think we have a lot of stuff in common. What can you talk to an eight-year-old about? Congrats on second grade.

You do this on the internet, huh? You do this on the internet. She goes, I thought it was Baby Gronk. Yeah, I thought they were the same person. I literally had no clue. I thought he was the boom guy.

That's, I think he's in that world. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that's even crazier that there's this little like powwow children. Yeah,

and everyone's like so excited and then he walks in and they're like, I'm like, that's even more uncomfortable because now you're like making him uncomfortable. It was just all. It's like, you have to go they're like, I'm like, that's even more uncomfortable because now you're making him uncomfortable. It was just all...

It's like you have to go back to... School starts tomorrow for you, dude. You have to go read Charlotte's Web and shit. You have to learn how to do math. Don't be a Barstool. Go learn how to do math, Rizzler. This shit is not going to last forever, Rizzler. He's riding the wave.

He's going to be done when he's 12. He's going gonna be like burnt out you know I gotta go to rehab I'm 12 fucking insane all right you wanna do a couple voicemails for this we got some questions from our fans oh sure let's do it hey Jackie and the gang so I was just listening to the episode where Kevin absolutely roasts everyone for believing that gymnasts are short because of how hard they landed. Well, I believed that my whole life. Growing up, it just made sense to me. Gymnasts are short because they land really hard when they're doing their tricks, and it just makes their bones shorter. So my question is, what is something that you grew up believing that you didn't find out was just completely made up in your own head until you

were much much older thanks i took it i took a like a week off and these fucking the brain trust over here put out an episode saying that simone biles is so short because she jumps so much and she lands on the ground and it like smushes her bones and i come back in i'm like that's not how this works and and then he's like well when you when you hit a nail a bunch of times with a hammer it gets smaller and i was like it's going into the wood and they but they were like the gang was getting swayed back and forth well now i'm back on his side i was like this is so insanely stupid and just because another dumb person believes it doesn't mean it's right pass Pabs. Moves. Moves, can I ask you a question? Yeah. How much gymnastics have you done in your life?

Like 1%, 0%. Just all? True. Okay, okay. Point, Pabs. Okay. We never had this discussion. We never had this part of the discussion, Pabs.

Hey, Pabs, do you play basketball? Yeah, I play basketball. Do basketball players jump a lot? They jump a lot, but they're not coming down as hard. I wasn't jumping that high. What are you talking about? There's like 1% of basketball players that can lot? They jump a lot, but they're not coming down as hard. I wasn't jumping that high. What are you talking about? There's like 1% of basketball players that can actually jump really high. And they're fucking 7 feet tall.

But they're not slamming down the ground. You land on your tiptoes. They land on a hardwood floor. And they have cushioned sneakers, too. That's a good point. Did you look it up? There's some science to it. It's unclear.

You could definitely stunt your growth. What stunts your growth is weight training and you're supposed to be a little kid and you're doing adult shit. That, they say, might. Because they're working out when they're really little. It's not the gravity and the jumping. But what is something that you thought

your whole life as a little kid that you learned is not real? I definitely have these. I just can't think of them. But there's for sure been stuff that I've been like, oh, I learned that way too late in life. I definitely didn't think there was any Judaism in my family tree. I learned that there was. A little bit of a different answer? Well, I don't know.

I just thought i had a regular ass last name and then people started calling me like nazi stuff and i didn't know why so that was that that was one um the c word the slur for asian people i learned that doesn't mean penis when i was like 20 you you were wildly misinformed on that one that That was a plan by your mother that worked in theory, but just went on too long. To be clear, I had racist friends who called Chinese food blank food. And I was like seven, and I came home one day, and I just thought that was what it was called. It was their parents who called it that. Oh, God.

They saved it on the internet. So I came home, and I was like, mom, can we have blank food for dinner? She's like, what? And she was like, what did you just say? And I said, can we have blank food for dinner? And she's like, do you have any idea what that word means? And I said, I thought it means Chinese food. And she said, it means penis.

Do you want penis food? And so for like the next- Kind of a weird move. Yeah. Ten years, I was like, I do not, don't use that word. That word means penis. Oh, my God. Like, she certainly could have sat me down and had a conversation about racism and all that stuff, and she opted not to.

She went a different route. She kicked that one down the road. We'll do that later. I looked like an idiot when I was 17 years old trying to tell her. I was like, dude, you're an idiot. That's not what that word means. That's so funny. I mean, I for sure have learned things late in life and been like wow i've been doing

that wrong my whole life you got any steve uh up until like maybe sophomore year of college i thought that like year people that get paid yearly i thought it was like one lump sum that's a good one there are things like that where you realize it's like oh or you know like yes it's just part of the world that you've never been a part of you have no idea you get one giant fat paycheck and that's it i was always surprised that this isn't really the same but like professional athletes get paid by the game i thought i thought they get paid like just bi-weekly regularly i didn't realize it's like it's a game it's a game check i used to think tequila was like the only upper this is where like my sisters like being the youngest i feel like my siblings always told me like they're like tequila makes it's like the only

upper it makes you really goofy and then i'd be like yeah that's i love tequila that it's everything's a downer and it's all that's a very big one that people it's actually a natural upper it's like it's alcohol it's not you just like scream and punch the wall and rage because it's tequila it has nothing to do with alcohol I never understood that with people

who are like I can't do whiskey it's all alcohol it's all the same yeah gin gets that well gin makes you sin yeah

a lot of people if you don't like the taste that's one thing but if you're saying one alcohol affects you different than another alcohol I was like I mean it all just gets me fucked up yeah i'm with you on that i mean like hangovers might be worse here and there oh yeah i never noticed that either like

i think it depends on what you drink like wine yeah like a wine hangover is different than drinking you know like beer has some water to it yeah yeah so when you're drinking you know that's all different but to be a different drunk it's like i'm just gonna be slow moving and wanting pizza all all leads to the same fucking place all right next up what's good jaw um do you have a go-to move like when you're kind of trapped in a conversation that you don't want to be in. And it'd be like way more awkward to just stand there, not saying anything. Like the other day I had to get a new car battery and I was on the side of the road.

So, you know how, like, it'd be weird if I just stood there and watch him do it. I want to like sat in my car while he worked. So it's just made small talk. But my go-to is I feel like I'm super invested in whatever it is. Their job is.

I was like, Oh yeah, I should get into this line of work. That's the only question just to make the time go by. I'm a child therapist. I have zero fucking interest in that. But I'm just like, I gotta get to this conversation. Another time I was on a double date. The guy was super dry.

So I was just like asking him most basic stuff and he started talking about work. I'm like, oh yeah, you're into that. A lot of work. He's a pediatrician. So he's like, fucking med school, you idiot. Like, of course. But I kind of have to.

So yeah, y'all have any go-tos? Let me know. This is just like I have like social skills to get through life. Well, how do you get into that line of work? Instead of what do you do? That's what you do. How do you get into that line of work is instead of what do you do that's what you do how'd you get into that line of work is like because then but he's right start like but he's also right it's like yeah like i went to med school yeah but but i mean that's for a doctor 99 everyone else has it there's like well i started a long story yeah yeah yeah if you if you say to moves how'd you get into this line of work it's like

it's a long so there was a stump yeah so there actually have recently stopped doing this in a sense like like stopped being part of conversations that um you choose you don't want to be a part of yeah yeah it's a great it is a freeing experience when you are like i'm no longer doing you just walk away i know i won't be rude about it but i'll just be like hey man it was great talking to you i'll catch you later peace it's great and it it's a huge life change it's humongous i think it's a great skill though that's not rude it's like you're like um i don't we don't have to be bad like and you got to do it at certain like you can't like do it in a certain spot but when it's just like we could awkwardly stand here and you probably want out of this too right right 99 of the time they want out and it's just like, hey, man, I got to, you know, I'm going to get a drink or I got to go to the bathroom.

Like nice to meet you. Whatever it is. Boom. See you later. And everybody kind of moves on. Yeah. That's a great way to live. It is.

I think it was like 35. So you get a while to go. But it was like, hey, it was really nice talking to you. Small talk, I always say is terrible. But also what's worse is like if the people who can't do the small talk yeah it's a good skill i guess they have but if you are with someone that doesn't have like good small talk you're just like oh it's the worst i i i also feel his his pain like if if anybody's doing a service for me i get so awkward oh like it's like a car battery yeah

like you're fixing my car. You're cleaning the house. You're like, even the guys working on my house now, it's like, I'm always like, do you need water? Can I get you a sandwich? They're like, they're just getting paid to fucking work here. Go away.

Yeah. But I feel like it's like slave labor or something. I'm like, can I, are you good? Do you need anything? They're like, shut up, dude. We don't even speak English. I remember one episode when I was in here that you were talking about your cleaning lady

that would bring her kids. That was nuts. Cleaning man. Cleaning man. Get it right. That was child abuse. But there were some stories I was like, oh my God. I was actually laughing.

So I remember that when they brought it up. Yeah, he's got some weird ones. Yeah, he's still my cleaning man. Worst cleaning man in the world. He comes at like 10 o'clock at night. What? I'll be roaming the West Side Highway. He'll call me like Tuesday, like 9.30, being like, my cleaning man's here.

So I'm like, I'm out. Do you give him a schedule? Can you come in the morning? He'll say a day. And I'm just like, sure, sounds good. And I, like an asshole, assume that means not at 8 p.m. And then every time it turns out to be, like, I'll get a text. Like, hey, we're almost there.

Is the key in the lockbox? Yeah, but I'm home. I'm asleep. How much do you pay that guy? How much do you think? Because I think I pay him way too much. I'm sure you pay him too much. You probably pay him like $300, right?

$260. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If he came on off hours, but it's like he's wildly inconveniencing you, and you probably give him too much. And also, I know he does other people at this company's apartments, and they're like, he charged us $100. Well, then you have your fucking answer that you pay him too much.

Who else does he clean for? Nate, Vibs. They might have smaller apartments. But I don't have a big apartment. I have a fucking regular... But he's doing two bedrooms, a kitchen, a bathroom. Doesn't touch the second bedroom.

There's nothing in there. Yeah, that room. That room, you're right. I explicitly tell him, don't touch it. There's nothing in there. That's the fight room. Literally, that's a room.

That's an empty room. I don't understand what people need things for. Like, the fuck? Where are you living? Lower East Side. Yeah. And you and Kelly live together? No.

I live with my sister. Kelly's commuting from Long Island. She'll probably move in, like, January. Or, like, when Miley's up, maybe she'll move in with me. How old's your sister? 25. She's going to turn 25. We're three years apart.

So you moved into her apartment or you guys got a place no we got a separate she was living with like four other girls and then we lived we moved into she was more like flat iron and then she moved down and then i moved in with her and our apartment's miniature and it's so expensive what do you pay 22 50 for like actually like my fridge opens up into my room i'm like great this is the time to do that though yeah no yeah it is such a stupid thing like but it's fun yeah i it's better to be in a cool part of town in a shitty apartment than vice versa but even like even like by bad apartments

which weren't in a good part of town like i still fucking love those yeah like they're kind of fun if you can't have fun like now it's it doesn't matter nothing matters right now no yeah and if you let that bother you you're probably just like not that fun of a person every apartment i ever i never i was like oh this one's a little bit bigger this one's a little bit smaller this one's uptown this one's all you really need is like a bed i literally just need a bed in the place to like do my makeup or something and it's like great and honestly like my sister's name is serena like we have to do our own we've lived together before like when we were children it was great so So it's been really fun.

Wow. I love it. My first apartment was on like 72nd and 2nd, something like that. And the toilet wasn't in the bathroom. It was like separate? The toilet was separate from the bathroom. The toilet was in my bedroom. It was in a closet in my bedroom.

In the corner? But it was in my bedroom. And my bedroom could only fit like a bed literally like nothing else like to get to to get to the bedroom say say that this is where the room goes right the toilet's kind of back where that camera is my bed frame is here so every my morning every morning would start with my roommate literally crawling into bed with me to roll over to get out of the bed so we could get into the bathroom and take a shit. Oh, my God.

That is deplorable. I draw the line there. It was like a six floor walk up. That is too shitty of an apartment. Literally. Dude, I miss that place. That guy is shitting in your bed, bro. That guy is shitting in your bed, basically. That guy's shitting in your bed, basically.

He probably smelled it. Yeah, of course. For sure. It was also that bathroom. It was literally a closet. It was from the back of that couch to the wall. All you could feel was the toilet. You couldn't close the door when you were using the toilet.

It was a mess. But the way... Sorry, you go. But there was one time I was blogging. I was in the living room blogging. And I heard just a kerfuffle in my bedroom. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? Like, no one was home.

It was just me. I was like, what could possibly be going on in there? I opened my bedroom. A pigeon had gotten in and shit. Oh, my God. I blogged it. I remember I had to buy two pictures. I was like, my room is covered

in pigeon shit but it is like I mean I don't know I guess it's like Outlook I don't know I thought it was funny

in the moment because I got to use it for something and now it's 10 years later 15 years later now it's even funnier but the

like the shitty living is fucking that's where the memories are made the reason I still live pretty shitty is because I don't know it's the most fun way to do it all right last one what's up kfc

fights jackie pev steve super producer bc you got a shout out i think my last question was what's the telltale sign of a guy being straight uh liked your answers thank you my next question is what is the gayest thing a straight guy can do my answer which is something i'm guilty of i mean i guess you can't really be guilty of it except it sounds kind of homophobic but i listen to chapel rome as a straight man it's pretty fucking gay uh i don't know what's the gayest thing earlier you could do as a straight guy? You said some super gay shit earlier. First of all, I love Chapel Wrong. Check that box. By the way, Dave does not.

I think Brie had already recommended her to him by the time I did, but I was like, Dave, you would love Chapel Wrong. He's like, oh, check it out. And I guess he does not like her. I think Hot To Go is a shitty song. I like her other songs, but if you're introduced to that song and you don't like that type of music. I think Hot To Go is a shitty song. I like her other songs, but if you're introduced to that song and you don't like that type of music...

I like Hot To Go. It's nowhere near her best song, but I like Hot To Go too. I feel like if he listened to Hot To Go, he'd be like, this is stupid. Dude, Pink Pony Club is a absolute smash. But that's neither here nor there. What was I gonna say? Oh, my initial answer, my gut was

Driving Mazda Miata. Although, but you know what? That changed recently because I was in Colorado driving down a mountain, and I saw, you know how they have motorcycle gangs? Yeah. Miata gang? Might have been 40 Miatas. No way.

I started honking my horn going nuts. I would love to be a part of a Miata gang. Drive down the coast in a Miata. It's like a little. It's like the pull up a Mazda Miata. It's like a little coupe like car. It's like it actually used to be. Like in my mind, it was not a gay thing.

It was like you want like a sports car, but you are poor. And like so you get the Mazda Miata instead. It's like a fake little. Mini. Yeah. That red one. It looks like like a toy car like it's a toy car and you saw a gang of that gang of them like if you were to sit in that miata your head would be above the windshield like yeah like like it's it's a super tiny little car uh i would i i would say like i would rent a miata but to be a part of it but I feel like you've got to be a true Miata gang member. You can't just be a biker. You've got to have a bike.

You've got to show your pink slips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had my Miata for about 12 years. That is pretty gay, too, though. The gayest thing is straight. I'll probably eat popsicles the way I do. It's just the John show, really. Man, I fucking... I think it was a dozen recently where

a dozen popsicles no no no i was on the dozen fair question yeah it could have been a dozen popsicles but they i was like will was like do you got chill with that thing and then people at stool tweeted like doing tricks on it and it's just me like i mean i i look there's no there's no straight way to eat it. You could bite it. That made my nipples hard to say. That's what the people who are afraid to even be slightly mentioned as gay

will take a bite of it. Bro, it's a popsicle. I'm eating it how you're supposed to eat a popsicle. I'm not shoving it up my ass. It's just what the food is and it's not me eating the food this is the only way to do it alright Moogs

good stuff thanks for coming on thanks guys what's your handle tell everyone to go follow at Mooby M00BIE and then Maddie Schrader

is my Instagram and then stay tuned for YouTube long form content with the tour coming up. I'm excited. Thank you very much. Thank you.

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I feel like Oasis is extremely my shit. Yeah. And I feel like it's something I should be involved in. I don't dislike Oasis. I know the hits, but I feel like I've got to get involved in the Oasis. You definitely have to. Bob Fox is flying to Wales. Yeah, no, I feel like I've got to go to it.

I think I was going to say you should be in it. I also said you've got to go to the first show for Bob Fox. He's so diehard. You've got to be there for the first one because it's going to be electric and it also might end. Right. Like they might not have, they might not make it to Wembley for those 12 shows.

So, so Bob's got to, you know, I think being there for their first time back where they're like a little rusty and it's a little electric is going to be like the, I didn't know how big they were. I, I had the CD when I was a kid. I liked one of all, I liked champion. No, I knew that, but that's what I mean. I didn't realize that like anything.. I had the CD when I was a kid. I liked Wonderwall.

I liked Champions of the World. No, I knew that. But that's what I mean. I didn't realize that anything... Bob told me... I was like, how many albums do they have? He's like, seven. Oh, I didn't know.

I only knew definitely maybe... They dominated the 90s. They turned down a $100 million deal. And I was like, who the fuck does Noel Gallagher think he is turning down that kind of money? He doesn't have that money. And Bob was like, yes, he does. So I was like, oh, shit. I didn't realize that.

Really? I guess so. I definitely didn't realize that either. I don't think anybody has turned down $100 million worth of money. He doesn't have that money. And Bob was like, yes, he does. So I was like, oh, shit. I didn't realize that. Really? I guess so. I definitely didn't realize that. I don't think anybody has turned down $100 million worth of money. Shout out to the Kelsey boys, by the way. Those guys did, I don't know, a year of podcasting, got $100 million. That's cool. It's cool. I'm sitting here on year 13.

We're on episode 10,000 making one one millionth of that. One one hundred millionth of that.'re good all right jackie jackie i mean here's the deal you can't just like you wear a meat sweatshirt every day or or sweatpants she acted when i said to her i thought you guys were doing an out of order thing yeah and i said are you are you filming today or is this just your outfit?

And she was like, I'm going to dinner later. And I was like, don't act like this is not me. This would be the equivalent of me walking in in a fucking tuxedo. Okay, okay, okay. First of all, I think what it is, it's just like the shoes I always wear. No, it's not. Yes, but it's the whole fucking thing. But if I had worn sneakers, it would have been less jarring.

No. And I've come these are listen those are like a statement but you're in a tiny skirt with and a shirt with one button like you wear sweatshirts and fucking meat shirts all the time i thought you look great i'm just saying it's not a it's it's not it's like this is like when you're the cool t-shirt he's like i wear this every day it's like no you know that's a cool t-shirt you're trying you're trying to do something and that's great it's awesome actually it's's a cool t-shirt. You're trying to do something. And that's great. It's awesome.

Actually, it's not even that you're trying to do something. It's like, this is what you do usually when you're out. But you just brought your out world to your work world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your work world is gigantic sweatshirts. I guess it makes sense. I guess. I mean, listen, it's great for the show.

You can do this whenever you want. Minus the giant pit stains. But people are going to be like, whoa. I mean, listen, it's great for the show. You can do this whenever you want. Minus the giant pit stains. But people are going to be like, whoa. Okay, I guess. But I'm trying to think back. I'll wear. I'm not wearing meat sweatshirts every single day.

I don't usually go to dinner on editing nights. Right. And then normally other times. can't i don't know what time i'm gonna be done but like okay so i guess yeah like people it's it's just too much of a departure that people will be like whoa okay well you just like wear that of all. You can't just wear that in and be like, no one's going to say anything. And if they do, they're the weird ones. I'm literally never dressing up again. I'm struggling by morning. It would be like, you know, I dress how I dress.

He dresses how he dresses. And when we depart from that, people are like, whoa, you did that. Like when you were getting dressed this morning, you were like, H-O-T-T-O-T-O And that's not usually In the mirror being like I hope I need to look good enough to go out tonight It wasn't like jarring that much It's like

This outfit is kind of like A go-to Like if I don't know what I'm gonna wear I'm just like I throw on this outfit And so like this morning I was like Oh I don't know like But again

For your going out life For my going out life I guess it's less jarring to me Because like On the weekends I don't dress how like. But again, for your going out life. For my going out life. I guess it's less jarring to me because, like, on the weekends, I don't dress how I dress at work. Right, right, right. But we don't see that. But you guys don't see that. And nobody else does. The confusion.

Like, to me, like, this outfit is like my, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to wear. It's my go-to. To us, it's meat sweatshirts. It's you guys' meat sweatshirts. You have, you don't, it's not always me sweatshirts but the it's it's it's a barter it's a departure yes it's okay we'll take it in because i'm never fucking well well what do you do now wait i just go back to what do you go back to me no i mean for tonight like we were still wearing that tonight you paid it up dude you're a little different but still you're painted up i know

this is this is like this was my life before i got my shit uh fix like it's it it's giving me like ptsd well also i give me give me like they're so bad just quick oh just give it just give the people a quick. Just show them. Everyone can relate to it. Not me. I can't. I want to be clear about that. You don't sweat. I can relate to that.

Fuck you, Tom. Anybody but John. Fuck you, Tom. Last night I was in the US opening a jacket being like, this is very pleasant. It drives me crazy when he's like, I'm not hot. I'm like, I'm dying. Okay, well, it's not that I'm hot. But also, it's not even hot.

It's just nervous like it's just like the fact that you guys literally were like why the fuck are you wearing that you're so no I'm kidding

that did not happen that did not happen that did not happen I'm kidding nobody said that I want to be very clear we did not say to Jackie why the fuck

are you wearing that you slut no they did they did say that absolutely not no way Why the fuck are you wearing that, you slut? No, they did. They did say that. Absolutely not. No way. Anyways.

But then once I saw those, and then I wasn't going to say anything, but then I saw you do a check, and I was like, oh, no, she knows now, and I know now. We all know now, and we got to just talk about it. I was devastated when you did the check, because I wanted to be the one to tell her. Yeah, yeah. You're a sick fuck. You guys know already. Like, you guys have already seen my pit stains. But you know what it is?

I don't really get it other than, like, I think it's just, like, you guys, like, freak me out. I can't imagine why. What? Pit stains are a fucking disaster, though. Is that a thing for you? Not really, no. Again, like, if I, yeah, well, around you guys and, like, on camera, I guess. though is it is that a is that a thing for you or no not really no again like if i yeah well around you guys and like on camera i guess like if i know like anything so like half your day

yeah exactly most of your life now that's your life now actually yeah it's only an issue for me for about 17 hours that would be like me being like yeah it's only a problem i'm on kfc radio yeah that's your life honestly like social anxiety wise like if i have to go talk to people so i guess when i go out so all day so all day every day but i don't think i've ever like i've never been called out for pit scenes when i'm out but that's probably on account of the alcohol maybe it is i used to be like like we would be at like a school dance or somewhere where i'm dressed up and people would be like it's oh it's a vicious cycle or it to be like, we would be at a school dance or somewhere where I'm dressed up

and people would be like, it's a vicious cycle where it would be like, oh, I'm so hot. And they're like, take your jacket off. And I'm like, I can't because I've already started sweating.

And I'm going to leave a jacket on and you're like dancing and drinking and shit. You sweat more. So then it's just like, I'm committed to this jacket the whole fucking night on a dance floor

in a fucking full suit. You know what I mean? It is a nightmare. Okay, but also, these sleeves are ridiculously high up. They're so, I mean, I don't know. Even if you're not

like a sweaty person or an anxious person, if you have a shirt that's just in your pits, it's gonna be a problem. Yeah, it's gonna be a problem. But... I mean, it's going through

the back, Jackie. There's also like... No, it's not. Is it actually? Like right there. Oh, okay. Well, there's nothing I... There's literally nothing

I can do about that. Get a meat sweatshirt in here. But also, I'm even surprised. I would have thought that you guys... Lord forgive me. It's time to go back to the old me. This is going to be a tough call. Let's go with Brett the Jet.

This is our... I feel like this is me. What's this guy's name? Is that card still in there? This dude... I want to give him a shout out. I think this is it. Yep.

At Kyle Henry Clothing. He's a vintage store guy. He sent John the shirts he's been wearing and this shirt and an awesome Knicks zip up. So, Kyle, you saved Jackie today. She owes you the most. Kyle Henry Clothing. I feel like this is me realizing I might have

down syndrome. I'm like, do I have a sweating problem? That's what the show and just shows in general do is they just bring out all the things you should be insecure about that you didn't know. It must be wet under there. Cold. I can't really even get it off

because it's so tight on my armpits. Oh, you're taking it off. It's a crazy shirt. Are you going to hang it on a clothesline? Oh, wow. You really did do it. You took it off. We're going to have to hang that thing out to dry. I used to go to the bathroom and hit the... Were you at a bad sweating problem?

Oh, yeah. Why don't I know about this? It's been probably a decade now that I fixed it. But I used to – first, I – when like Botox first became a thing, it's – you get it for like your wrinkles, but also it kills the sweating glands. So I used to go to like a dermatologist and drop like a thousand bucks back when I really didn't have that kind of money. And they would do like probably like 50 little insertions really both armpits and it fucking hurt but like because i'm like a pussy guy and girls are like yeah put a needle in my eyeball and whatever and i'd be sitting there like

and then uh and that would work for like months at a time but it would like slowly wear off and then i did this thing called mirror dry where where they take like a, almost like a vacuum suction, like it looks like a vacuum head and it blasts like a thousand degrees heat into your fucking armpits and it just like kills your sweating glands. But I used to be, I would be like freezing cold,

but sweating. How much does that cost? That was like two, two, 2,500, two grand. But I bet like right now, like I'm sure they do it for free. This was, this was back when we couldn't, two grand but I bet like right now like I'm sure they'll do it for free

this was this was back when we couldn't I couldn't like do deals and shit like that you find these people and be like and talk about it on on Instagram

they'll probably do it for free it was the single it is the single best thing I ever did really because it like I mean I also

I mean I was like all the time so you know I hope you break the chair on this. I know. I know. I was just like, I'm icing on the cake.

Jackie's a fat sweat monster. This will ruin your life. I will kill myself. It'll be like they asked her to call on the show. And then six months later, she killed herself. Because there's something that happens. Even if even, I mean, people are mean to us on the Internet. So it was, I guess, like extra bad.

But even if you have like a nice fan base and you're like well liked, once you get on on camera, like they just point out everything. Everything. It's crazy. And I guess I guess like when it used to be like you're on camera, I think back in the day, by the time you got on camera in front of a lot of people, you had makeup and hair and a team and people looking out for you and shit.

This day and age, it's like I went live on Instagram because I'm just a regular person, but a lot of people showed up, and now I know about my mole and my chin and my eye. You know what I mean? Things that I was just like, I never thought about any of this, and now I know about all of it it's not about them it's you guys like my i didn't think about my hands well yeah that's a fair point all right so i'm not gonna get

no see what you said the other day see what you said the other day about my hands when jackie was sitting on the couch next to me her hands were not jar they were very normal hands very normal hands not not jarring was the phrase not jarring like you were talking like this and i kind of saw it out of my god i was like oh that's a normal hand when usually she's across the room moving her hands and you're like you kind of dodge it feels like you're watching a 3d movie where it's coming out it's like that when you talk that might have been the sweetest thing you guys have ever said also jackie today was walking in she had her hands full and i watched her she had her phone out and she had a cup of full cup of tea i mean to the fucking brim on top of her

on on top of her phone and she was just walking like this. And I just watched it slowly start to slosh, and then slosh bigger, and then just spill over the edge. And as it was happening, I was like, Jack, you're gonna, and she goes, I know, I know. She goes, it's gonna evaporate.

Yeah, like at some point, it's inevitable that it's gonna spill, so why even try to prevent it from spilling? Like, I don't don't she goes what could i have done i was like walk a little slower not wave your arms back and forth with a full cup of tea it's inevitable it's gonna spill it's so funny like it's gotta happen it's like it's like talking to kids about like you know it's like don't even practice abstinence you're gonna have to use cotton so be safe jackie's just, I'm going to spill everywhere.

I did the whole slow walking thing, and it's just like, it's a waste of time. I'm just, what? Isn't it hot, like burning your hands? I, like, I'm so accustomed to it right now. Like, it spills on my hands when I do it. They don't feel anything. It's like, you know how you can hammer in a horseshoe on a horse's foot? They don't feel anything.

That's Jackie's hands when she spills scalding hot coffee like nothing happens to be so used to being governed and burned like i've been around the block i'll be fine so you're just gonna spill my hands can take a fucking beat in there right you're like a construction worker like callous stuff my mom says that too she's like i can put my hand in boiling acid. They'll be fine. Yeah. So you'll just spill forever. I guess I, yeah. I mean, like it's not, it's going to happen. It's been like four years.

Nothing's changed. It's a COVID thing. More than that. I was going to say, so it started? It's like, I guess I know people start calling it out more here. When you went to work in a public workplace and started spilling everywhere. People started to figure it out, huh? Yeah. Okay. Why don't you give just the people

the full look of the outfit? Maybe do like a little runway walk, right? I mean, you got the vintage Brett Favre on. Looking back, the Brett Favre years, you know, kind of fun now. Is it kind of cute? Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm almost like, I would have thought when you go out that you still kind of just do the like, I feel like your generation does like, you know, baggy jeans and like. I do that. Yeah. I mean, I'm not like Stunton Love Island. Right, right. Bombshell shit.

Yeah. Oh my God. I want to talk about it, but like, I'm so late. I can't talk about it. You can talk about it. People love it. Really? Okay.

Well, I'll talk about it later. Just talk about it people love it really okay well i'll talk about it later just talk about it that's fine okay no because no i actually don't want to talk about because right now i'm not liking somebody and i'm liking somebody who i think it's gonna just fucking say okay okay i feel like i should be siding with the leah in the what who did you side with when i was anti-leah okay i like le Leah as a person, but I am team Rob, and I think what Leah did to him was fucked up. So, but I'm not like Rob. But you were like laughing about Rob. Rob was also like fucked up.

This guy on the show just kind of like, like he was in a love triangle. I mean, you know, it's all ridiculous, right? Put that aside, right? But he was like, I'm like, I like both of you, and I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. I'm like, I just don't know what to do. And he started to get emotional and just was honest and started to cry. No, no, no, no.

The crying was literally the most dramatic thing I've ever seen. But this girl was like, that little fucking bitch crying on the floor gave me the fucking ick. Like, go cry like a bitch. I was like, oh my god, this is why we never say anything no

that was funny i sided with that yeah but then that checks that checks out when they voted andrea off and then she was like that was what that was when i i sent you where they were all like the whole place was like in shambles and then and then like leah was like i took a back seat and then it was like live and so that that's a that's a storyline all the way through the reunion them being like we took a back seat on the reunion they air it was the most mail time shit i've ever seen on the reunion they they played that whole vote yeah they played the whole thing uninterrupted yeah it's like 35 minutes and it's just them whispering the whole time and it was like people were furious with the reunion it was like the

best season of all time and everyone was gassed up for the reunion and it fucking sucked and one of the things they did they were like people keep saying we want to see did you take a back seat or were you instrumental in the voting and they were like here you go like here's you get what you asked for and it fucking sucked wait so did she take a back seat i stopped watching i was like no i they were no of course not yeah yeah she wanted the guy and she wanted that girl out and she kept like planting the seeds it wasn't like she was the main girl but it was like yeah you know i was with her i was with her i was with her and then that i was like and she was like even like going back to rob i was just like what But in the end, like the people who lasted the whole time, you kind of just like let all their shit go.

No, I know. I know. That's why I like figured I'm going to end up like. She's like huge. No, now I'm like. She got like four million followers. I think. The other girls got like, you know, like 700,000.

She got like four million. The most beloved. And I thought I was going to like side with her on everything. And then that happened. I was like, oh, wait. Should I? It's so bad that I'm not siding with her. I don't think it's necessarily the most beloved i think she's just the most like entertaining yeah because people a lot of people were like how come serena isn't

getting all the love like she actually won and it's like nobody gives a fuck about who wins these things people care about who's the most entertaining i didn't realize love island was a competition it's like the you know yeah it's like for a hundred000, which couple is the best? America votes at the end. America eventually always votes people out. And then in the end, they vote for the best couple. And it was Odell Beckham's brother and this girl were very cute together, and they won. Who cares?

Here's $50,000. Yeah, $50,000. Split between the two of you. Oh, God. $25,000 each. You got a used Camry out of it. Congrats. Congrats. I got to give a shout out to another older TV show.

I've been talking about The Traitors. Season one of The Traitors, I was like raving about it. I was like, this is better than Survivor. This is the greatest gameplay on reality tv season two harry on on the traitors is maybe the greatest performance of human interaction i've ever seen in my life it is it was a a work of art what this guy did for like four straight weeks in this show it was i i it's it's it was like steph curry at the olympics like i i actually i'm gonna have steve make a video of it it's already happened so i don't know people that care about it i filmed the last myself watching the last 10 minutes i was like

running around the house like i was watching sports i was like he did it oh my it was it was he was dancing circles he's 22 years old and he just dominated the fuck out of these people it's one of the greatest things i've ever witnessed this is like the werewolf show yes yeah yes and he just oh it was it was incredible as far as like just blatant manipulation and and and lying to people and he's he's the greatest on the planet earth he should be like a international spy or some shit so traitors and love island you can talk about that all day people love it by the way i agree with the person who's like he's a bit just to be clear bro it was it was so bad like but no no like i mean i would do the same i even if it was a girl i bet what are you a lunatic like what you're crying on the floor get up yeah not only was he crying on the he was

like squirming around crying on the floor like literally like curling up into a ball and then he gets up and jumps in the pool. He went under this thing in the pool to cry alone. As he should do. It was crazy. Having emotions is very embarrassing. It was fake emotions. I don't think it's fake.

Fake or real. It doesn't matter. It's embarrassing. When you're in public, button it up. If there are people around, get your shit together. But I really don't think those – I think we think it's silly. But I think when you go in those situations, any reality situations, you are warped. Like you get dropped in. I mean you even got a little taste of it with Survivor, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's like a fraction of these guys living alone all together for weeks on end. All you do is like this. And I think you actually, it just goes like warp speed. And then I think you get out and you come up for air. You're probably like, that was fucking ridiculous. But in the moment, I think they are feeling those real feelings. I don't think they're lying.

Some of them are lying to try to be famous. I think most of them are actually crying or actually sad or actually fucked up in the moment. But I don't doubt that he like like the emotions aren't valid it was the way that he was crying was very performative yeah and like it was like crocodile tears totally and he had been on the show before so i think he he there was a little bit of that yeah but the thing for her was i don't think it was performative that was very real when she was like that little fucking pussy i was like oh you scare me even the guy she was with was like uh i don't know if i want to date you

anymore you fucking psycho i mean he was being they're all crazy in the moment i mean you can't you can't go on that show and be like oh yeah that person is healthy and adjusted like that they're just a regular person yeah no fucking way yeah um we gotta um we gotta celebrate right Yeah. We got to celebrate, right? Wait, yes. It's your last day. We got you a going away. It's Steve's last show. Well, not really, but technically. So come on on the couch.

We got you a going away present. The thing you love most in this world from Levain Bakery. It's basic, but. You know, I mean, it's the number one for a reason. Is there a mic for him? Yeah, right there. Yeah, right there. What did you get him?

Couple cookies, huh? Please, please. Are you... Don't worry, he was gone. Are you capable of, like, getting food without doing that voice? It's like the Miss Peach's voice. It really is. Yeah, yeah, I'm there.

I'm there. And he does the thing with his fingers. It's always people. Yep, yep. He looks in. I was at the US Open last night and I did that.

Give me half that. Yeah, I don't want the whole thing. Keeg's got chicken nuggets and I was sitting want the whole thing. Oh, my God. Keeg's got chicken nuggets, and I was sitting in a chair away, and I just kept going. I go, let me try. I go, let me get one of those. Oh, yeah.

That's a good one. Holy shit. The other day at. This is fire. This place is, like, kind of cliche, but for a fucking reason, man. That one's just probably chocked up. I went to Yankees game, and I got, like, a bucket of chicken nuggets with fries on top of a diet coke. And I was like, I love America so much.

I remember the day that the audio messed up. I went home that night, walked to Levain, got two cookies, then just housed those. I was like, I got to do something to recover from this day. And that's what I did. To take the edge off. Yeah, I had to. Some people open up the whiskey. Dude, that was not even an issue though right you guys were freaking out about it literally you think it was your fault i feel so bad i don't know how much to explain to you like it was it was my first of all it wasn't really my fault it wasn't anybody's fault it was

tech right yeah no i would say it was technically a loose wire so when you have a loose wire and you're recording audio. The control room was in here and they were like, I'd be very quick to throw one of the producers under the bus. This is our fault. I'll own up when it's my fault.

That one, I can't have one under my belt that's not actually my fault because I need room for the ones that aren't my fault. It was just a really tough day for it to happen. Yeah, yeah. And we joked about it before. We joked about it before. Like, oh yeah, if the audio messes up,

that'd be funny. And then the audio messed up. But that was when I realized I had a lot of respect for you because you cared so much and you were like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. Thank you.

Steve is the best. The best. You are, if you want to, you're working with me for the rest of your life, dude. I will employ you forever, dude. I'll take it.

You have been so good. It's been great. Thank you. It's been very, very, very hard for the last 15 years to find people like you. I've been dealing with this one. Well, I appreciate the opportunity. Since you really stuck your neck out to let me in, so I couldn't let you down. No, yeah.

I mean, you're far from letting me down, dude. You're great. What's your least favorite thing about them? About them? Yeah. It's a great question. Nothing. No, you can go ahead. Up and letting me down, dude. What's your least favorite thing about them? About them? Yeah. That's a great question. Nothing. No, you can go ahead.

Up and down, they're great. I got nothing to say. What do you think he thinks about us? I don't know, actually. Wild card? I think Steve's tough to get a read on. I know. I appreciate that.

Yeah, I wish I was kind of more mysterious like that. I often think that. I wish I could just shut the fuck up. That's really what it is. It's just like he has the ability to not talk all the fucking time. Good on you, Steve. Thank you. You like your cooking?

It was fantastic. I appreciate that. It was very nice of you guys. Wait, so what's your favorite dessert of all of New York that you've been in? Probably that little cupcake bake shop, like banana bread Nutella. That was really good. You could have got that for him, but. Well, no, the Levain cookies are more shareable.

I'll just go fucking kill myself. Last night at the US Open, I had a very i think gay realization there's any left for you to have i thought you had had all those dude i love tennis oh yeah that's gay i yeah but you gotta get out to the us do you want to know why it's two more weeks or another this last last night round one officially ended um but so first so carlos was playing this guy li tu which was really just uh hitting the gold mine yeah hashtag we do and he was he was he's bad he had to play in challengers really bad yeah he had to play in like challengers just to make the? Yeah. He had to play in Challengers just to make the U.S. Open. He's terrible.

I think he's ranked 180-something in the world. No business playing Carlos Acaraz. But the place was going nuts for him. As soon as he started putting up a fight where it was just like everyone. It's Gladiator. Yeah. Because the first game set, first set was like a blood bath i think it was six one or something like that and then he won the second set and people

started going people going crazy for me he's throwing like this he started to feel himself and then when it ended it was a standing o for everybody and i I was like, I like this. I feel like when the Patriots this year, if they give a game to the Chiefs, standing ovation. Like, look, boys, you did your best. You're not supposed to win this. I think there's something about individual sports in that regard. Where it's like that guy knew, just one man went out there and knew he was fucked and gave it his all.

The any given Sunday idea is very silly. That team's way better than you. Even sticking around, even winning a quarter is fucking impressive as hell. And you put on a show, so we're going to stand up and clap for you. Well, that's basically been my life, dude. Yeah, but that's what I mean where there's so much. It's so negative in team sports. Where in pro, you're like, look, no one thought you were going to get a point.

So you won a game or a match. You're like, congratulations, dude. That's crazy. You're 28 years old. He's been kind of a journeyman. Like you said, if you watch challengers, a challenger is like these little mini tournaments that if the winner gets to play in the big tournament if they make it and like by the fourth set it was it was honestly like um actually no this is the fifth set it was like i've been to a bullfight before in spain and it was not fun i don't recommend it i was very young i start cheering for the bull i was 13 and i was with my grandfather

and it was like it it was so sad. Like the bull by the end, he's getting stabbed a thousand times and he's limping around the ring and he becomes, they become incontinent. So he's pissing and shitting all over the place. And it's horrific. It's one of the most barbaric things we did. That was Lee too in the fifth set where he was cramped. Cause even challengers are only three sets.

So like, he's not even in condition. He can't even play four and five. And he's just like, ugh. And you're like, god damn it, Carlos. Just put him out the pasture, dude. This is brutal. I also, while I was there, I think I peed next to the man with the smallest penis in the world. Oh.

I didn't see it. But the way he was acting, it had to, like. So, you know, like, when, like like you were a kid and some kids in elementary School would like get in the urinal you put your chest on the sides So he was in the urinal and he was face like he felt like that and then his arm like this What you are doing a lot of block it? I guess I wasn't gonna look now I gotta see that fucking thing. I didn't see it, but the So yeah, I get honestly I was saying I was gay for the first part.

Yeah, that's right. Maybe the whole, like, I gotta see your dick, dude. Wait, can you see other guys' dicks? At the... It depends. I mean, if a guy is, like, trying... Yeah. If you're just, like, peeing normal, you can look over and see it. But there are weirdos who are like really insecure about it who like will hide it, you know?

So like at work, do you guys see each other's... There's no like urinals next to each other. It's like a stall, urinal stall. That's crazy. That would probably... If there were a stall... If there were multiple urinals here, would you look at guys' dicks here? Because that would probably if there were a stall if there were multiple urinals here would you look at guys dicks here because that would be a little weird no because if you know every like if you just it's just a stranger you're just like what are

you working with but when it's a guy that you're gonna see all the time that would be weird yeah yeah actually you know what's funny you say that when we i was in colorado recently um one of my best friends came and i like chocolate fell into my sweater and i was trying to flick it off before i was pushing in yeah there's also like one in between the couch if you want to get that out yeah and that one there um but when we were in we were in colorado when my buddies came and we took a steam at the hotel uh gym and i'd invited nate and i was like oh you cannot look at nate's dick that's what i mean if i knew if i knew what we were just fucking naked and i was like what if it's gonna

come down it's gonna be weird for him he didn't you invited him yeah of course i invited him he's there no because what if he did he He's going to see my dick. If Nate walked in and just dropped his towel and you guys were just dick to dick, eye to eye, nose to nose, that would be like the universe would collapse into itself.

I was very curious. I don't know if he's going to come or not. I don't even... But we'll see. Maybe he would go with his friend, but I don't think you guys can cross those streams. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Ghostbusters. You can't cross.

Are there certain friends where you're fine crossing that line and others where you're not? Yeah, like all my high school hockey... I don't even have college friends but all my high school and hockey friends. I don't think we would sit like dick out in a steam room. No. I think we probably could but we just don't.

Yeah, and honestly it's like... I think the only person at bar school... I think at this point, but we just don't. Yeah. And like, it's honestly, it's like, oh, like the only person at bar school. I think at this point maybe we have to. The more you guys deny it, the more I'm like. No, well now I'm just thinking about like, like it's almost when you, when it's too late for you, you're supposed to know someone's name and you're like, I can't ask him their name now. Yeah.

I probably should have seen his dick by now, but I haven't. So now we've missed our window of doing that. So maybe we should just be like, let's be like, that's what you're working with, this is what I'm working with. All right. There's a lot of people at bars who will see my dick.

Everyone who plays in the Jinklets Cup. That's weird. There's probably 20 people in that locker room. They were all hockey guys. Yeah. So they're all right with it. It's weird if you were 20 people in that locker room they were all hockey guys yeah so they're all right it's weird when if you were to like show it to like like tommy it would be weird imagine sharing dick time with tommy that would be weird he would make it so awkward dude show your dick to tommy i feel like would be like showing it like like when you're trying to feed an alligator where you're like, I don't know if he's going to snap at this or not.

I don't know how this is going to go. Tommy would be the most uncool guy to show you. He'd be like, I don't know. He would make it a thousand times worse than it used to be. But like, I think that, I mean, it's usually a white guy thing too the black guys are not into it but i think most white guys peak yeah curious yeah would you

prefer tommy over no not over like joey or pat i feel like they no i'd be more comfortable showing them more uncomfortable no more comfortable yeah yeah i don't. But I'm also like, I'm afraid that Joey would start sucking it. I'm afraid that I would want Joey to start sucking it. Just finish up and then get the hell out of here. I really like going to the US Open. I like sitting next to Hubs because he's always very good at explaining everything to me. And we were just talking about tennis as a whole. And he's like, you got to be fine with losing and because like most of the time you don't win the tournament

you play like the tennis off season's only a month and a half and like if you win three tournaments a year that's a good year but that means you lost about 40 of them or whatever it is or 20 of them um and i i i think it's a very uncool thing to say. But remember the quote that you – we talked about this last night. But I always heard it as it was attributed to Chris Chelios. I think it gets attributed to a lot of different athletes. But the – I hate losing more than I like winning. I don't think that at all. No.

I think that's a crazy thought. Like, I really like winning. I don't like losing, but I'm okay with it. Well, but do you think that it's crazy thought like yeah i really like winning i don't like losing but i'm okay with it well but do you think that it's the freaks like i think like the tom brady's the world would say that i think the tom brady's of the world like walk off the field losing being like but that that's insane to me where you're like and i obviously i think sometimes like the kobe's it gets a bit performative like Those guys have a – they get a persona and they get famous and they have a reputation to uphold. So they do some of that shit.

There was that one story. Remember the one that went viral probably this year where it was like he would make the guy run to the end of the court and come back before he could talk to him or something like that? No. It was like – Kobe was shooting to him or something like that? No. It was like – Kobe was like shooting free throws or something like that. And rather than this guy being able to just pass him the ball, he had to like run a sprint and then come back and then give him the ball. And people were like, that's just the Mamba mentality. And it was like, this guy is just being a raging asshole to a trainer who is just trying to help.

But even like people – and obviously the level of sports we're comparing is very different. But like in high school and stuff like that you have kids who again i think it was largely performative but would be like furious after losing whatever and be like but you you like losing like i don't like it but i'm fine with the logic of it like we lost yeah it's gonna happen yeah i think there's something much more professional probably about it and like smart about it to be like we'll learn from it and get better blah blah but like i'll be at practice tomorrow i will try my best tomorrow this game's over we lost i would like not know the score my coach would get mad at me

because he'd be like oh you really don't give a fuck and i'd be like i'd be like wait i sometimes i like really wouldn't know if we won or lost in soccer in soccer like i like one thing you're like not know the score in basketball. I know. In soccer? But then because it was just like, I was on the bench, so I was like, oh, I don't give a fuck what you guys are up to. I'm over here.

I'm enjoying. I'm chit-chatting. I'm having the time of my life over here. Bro. I keep forgetting. We're doing camaraderie on this side over here. I don't know about you guys are doing, but that looks really not fun. I didn't do it.

It looks like you guys are losing uh so i don't care i don't know about the soccer bench but the baseball bench is the the most fun spot in the world yeah uh the end of the bench at baseball when you're like a little bit older so you're kind of like you know how to like crack jokes i mean i remember my buddy me and my buddy were on the bench constantly and i had one friend who ate he liked to eat he liked to eat he was like final bird he like when you said that i thought i was like he ate he ate he ate 10 minus 2 he ate uh he would bring like you know he would bring the sunflower seeds and then like the next game he brought like sour patch kids and then he brought like a sandwich and by the end of the year he brought filet mignon wrapped up in tin foil and we were on the end of the bench eating steak and our

coach is like what the fuck are you doing coach we ain't going in and it was just like cracking jokes and playing pranks and eating food dressed in a silly uniform for no fucking reason we could have been there in jeans and a t-shirt because we ain't going in and it was like the most fun i ever had in sports but i guess that's the difference yeah that that's this is that's this world that i like there were the guys who were out there like i need to compete and i was kind of like i don't really like this anymore yeah but most i loved it when i was a kid now it's too hard one out of every 100 000 of those kids becomes tom brady the other one of 99 000 i mean i would say one out of a million i mean of the absolute lunatics but

sure whatever okay i thought you meant every key to play no no one out of every 100 000 the absolute lunatics and every single other one of them beats their children dude i saw that's a kind of a fact i think i don't have the statistic Every single other one of them beats their children. That's kind of a fact, I think. I don't have the statistic to back it up. Did you see the Jalen Brunson video? No, which one? They posted it on, I think, I don't know who posted it,

but it was Jalen Brunson at the age of probably like 12, maybe 10, something like that. And Rick Brunson is his father who played in the league. He was kind of a journeyman. Made himself, you know, I'm sure made a decent living, but like was not great or anything. And he's, and they're filming them practicing. And he is grinding him. And he's like making him do full court layups. And Jalen's like, how many?

And he's like, till I tell you, we're done. And you can see Jalen Brunson's like head down, kind of like. And he's like, another one one another was like fucking uh miracle and it was the clip was jalen on all the smoke with with uh barnes and uh stack saying like my dad is the reason why i'm so mentally tough maybe this is an answer to your question he was like i, I was always – everyone said I was slow. Everyone said I was small. And like I knew how to handle that because of my dad. But I was watching that video being like, your kid better make it to the NBA and make $250 million. Or you're a fucking asshole.

Like if I was doing that to my son right now, it would be like – I don't want to say abusive because that's a strong word. But it would be like, what are you doing, dude? But think that's also you know he has the pedigree he has the dna he sees it in himself whatever there's absolutely no reason for me to think that my kid is going to succeed at a higher level so i'm not going to like grind him maybe you know this guy does but you know behind every one of those guys mostly you know there's the earl woods's and like you look at like lebron didn't have that but i'm sure there were coaches like i think behind a lot of those guys are probably a pretty tough father and i think you have to make that decision yeah but i mean brady's dad i don't think is like

but i bet you like just more so than the average like when keegan like if i'm like hey keegan you want to go play hoops he's like no i want to play video games i'm like okay cool yeah but that's also like no let's go outside kid let's shoot some jumpers and i'm like yeah whatever but that no but i think that's like i i i don't you know it's a chicken or the egg but i i think also a lot of times it's like the kid wants it push it away and and he's like i want you to train me right right well do you want me to train like i remember i was talking my buddy about this actually the other day where we were talking about belichick and he was like i just i don't know talking about whether or not you'll rate all that shit. And he's like, when I heard that, like, he was always riding Brady.

And then, like, one year in with Mac Jones, he was telling everyone to take it easy on Mac. Like, that pissed me off. And I was like, well, maybe that's just a great coach who knows – Who knows, like, which guy. Who knows Brady fucking needs that. Knows Mac can't take that. So he's doing what he can for his guys and i was like that sounds like what those dads are too where it's like i don't know this is what my kid wants this is what he right or my kid wants to play video games and that's fine too but like right you have to learn what you're dealing

with and then do your best to facilitate right i do it is hard though because it's like i i would like him to be great at sports i think it's a good thing to have in your life, and I think it would be cool. Yeah. But it does take a lot of work. And I think there will be probably times where if he's going to get good, it would be like you have to put in extra. And if I'm the one telling you to do that and you don't want to do that, there's going to be moments where you're like, I fucking hate my dad. You know what I mean? And it's like, how much do you do that? I think that's lot of what greg olsen does with his career now is like a lot

of that shit but soccer coach like trained us all to be kind of like almost like he was like almost like a movie coach where he was like you should be sleeping with your soccer ball you should be walking around with it all the time so that's what i did i literally for years slept with my soccer ball i like asked my mom I carried like around the house I kicked it everywhere I brought it in the car with me

it was like the only time I didn't have it on me was at school or like if I had to go whatever and then when I got bad I was like

well now this is just embarrassing that I have this habit of like I sleep with my soccer ball and I fucking am on the bench the whole time

you better be good you better be good now it's ingrained in me so like I feel weird sleeping without my soccer ball but I suck and like this isn't

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yeah there has to be some payoff or you just look like a fucking idiot my whole room was like soccer posters and like writing

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I meant with the writing thing, because I also wrote the stuff, and it was just like, I, I've never been more certainty with my future in my life

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9 THC, do not claim to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, and have not been evaluated or approved by the FDA. So out of word tickets, we have live show tickets on sale. Barely. And there's going to be stand-up and there's going to be all kinds of stuff. I've already asked Pat, Owen, I'm going to ask Pavs. Can I do stand up at it? Yeah.

Let's go. Dude, no way. Bro, I'm so pumped. I'm going to give you like five minutes. I'll go first and then real comedians will be on. I'm so happy you said that.

I'm going to try it. Yes. Have you been working on it? Are you? No. Okay. So, so so i i had told them this and i and i failed to get it done in time but i had told them this on an episode that you weren't there it was supposed to be a birthday present for you it's gonna be a late birthday present um i have been putting together all of the things you've said on this show that i think are good

stand-up bits and i have a book for you shut Of all this, it's like still in the process. But so it's like one of your notebooks and every page has a premise or a story or a bit that you said that like I really cackled at that I was like that if you flesh that out and you work on that, that's a good stand up bit. And if you use it, you don't use it, whatever. But I think. That's honestly probably

the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. I was working on it with Pabst because I was like, my goal, I've been pumping you up for so long now, I really, really, really think it's your time and I think you would be amazing at it

in your own way of doing it. But I was like, I just don't know if he'll start it. So I was like, maybe this is me. This is such a cheat way to start. i'll be five minutes at the start of a sketch show live show no whatever though that's what i mean that's why in your own way because it's like you know i i think at least for me like i mean i never was really i never thought about it seriously but the first time that every comic was like you got to eat shit for 15 years i was like

and i don't think you have to i think to. I think you have these different avenues that you've been working on it in a different way. And you can do something like that. But I always thought the problem was starting. And I think something like that would help you. The book arrives today. Shut up. Really? Well, that's odd timing.

Well, so the book, I'm just going to give it to you now. I was going to have someone with, this is fucking very hard to do, make a book. I'm just going to give it to you now. I was going to have someone like with this fucking very hard to do. Make like a book with. I want it to be like nice font. Yeah. So I wanted to send it to someone and be like, can you write all these things for me on each page? I think you've already gone way above and beyond. I'm just going to write it down with my shitty handwriting and give it to you.

I want it to be like calligraphy or some shit like that. So it looked really nice. I mean, it already is but that like if it had been a complete surprise it would have been literally the nicest thing anyone's ever done well what's funny is I said it like probably many months ago because I said it because I was like if I say it I might have a better chance of actually following through on something and then I realized

your birthday came and I just gave you the blobfish it's like I had this plan for this really nice gift. And instead I ended up giving him something that was probably like $2.99. But these are all things that were like, I can't even remember them off the top of my head. I got them. You got them? Yeah. So I just like little things were like I was dying laughing being like, he just said that off the cuff,

like just having a conversation about this. You just dropped some line that I'm like was so funny or a premise that is so ridiculous. And you haven't even given that any, any work yet that if you, you know, do that, I think it would be,

I think you could have like an hour tomorrow. If you really, if you really put together all your stories. So you'll have that to work on at least. That's really, really – But I'm super pumped to hear that you're just ready to do it. Because I thought it was going to be something I was going to have to like physically push you on stage.

And then I saw you do Tommy's thing. And I could tell that you were like kind of just feeling it. And you were like, I can do that. And I saw it coming. So I'm very happy to hear you're ready to do do that and i you know i saw it coming so i'm very happy to hear you're ready to do it i was talking to someone about it and and they were like they kind of made it clear to me where i was like oh yeah because like i don't want to be a stand-up comic i don't want to do that well that's what in your own way the and and he was like i just

like doing it because it's a useful skill for our job. The person works here. And they were like, if I wanted to be a comic, like most comics end goal is what we already have. Right. So he's like, it doesn't really make sense. But he's like, but this makes me better at this. It makes me better at that. And I was like, all right right i kind of see the i also think i mean there's a whole other level of i mean if you start to you know i think live performances

when when you listen to a podcast i think people like it if you can see someone live and watch them really do like their their shit like that yeah it's a whole other level you know there's a difference between i know what you're saying about like comics work for what this is but there's a very big difference between our podcast and the top comics who also do a podcast right well i mean like i i mean like someone's starting out in comedy yeah yes your goal is to be shane or burr or tom or chapelle or whatever but then your more realistic goal is to be like i'd like a big following and a right popular podcast. I can sell some tickets.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's, you know, yeah, you want to be Tom Brady. But realistically, like if I got a three-year run in the NFL, it's great. Right. Let me just make the league. Yeah. But, I mean, there is something. I think it's the same thing about sports.

Like there's something about you that's just very funny. Yeah. Like just more than the other what the fuck was that what i said yeah yeah you were yeah but it looked like you smelled a fart yeah it was like a yeah we all know that no it is like like like that the tommy thing crystallized it where it was like they're trying to make you bad and people are still loving this and i don't know what it is and i don't know if you've ever even noticed it or maybe it's something you've been intentionally doing or whatever but you have like a presence where it's just like that's fucking

funny i don't know you're a funny dude it's like there are certain people that like the look, the act, the voice, the whatever. That's funny. How much of it was like you're like, fuck, I'm kind of good at this. Now I have to do something about it. That night? Yeah. Or just in general. I feel like you were.

It was more like I had fun with it. I think you were. I feel like there was a little bit of like that was easy. You said something to me kind of like, that was easy. You said something to me kind of like, I don't know what all the fuss is about that. Like getting on stage and performing. Well, yeah, because we've done it a million times. I know, but it's, I don't know.

That's different. I would be very nervous to do, I mean, I used to be nervous on stage for our shows and you weren't, so we're just different like that. Yeah, we've done shows for 1,500 people. Doing 30 people in a basement wasn't that nerve-wracking. No, I feel like I always had my safety blanket of you and like your stories and you're funny your humor to be like you know kick it over if like things aren't going well if you're alone you're alone you know yeah but you're

like i don't know he's like yeah this isn't going well that's what i mean though you're like i would i would have pit stains and i'd be sweating and i'd be like, this is not going well. You'd be like, this stinks. And people would laugh. They'd be like, that's funny. You're just have, you know, it's like you have a talent. You have a feel for funny. You're also good at like...

Alright. There's like probably 30 left in every city. Also, I want to be clear about one thing the special guest i fit maybe i'm in my own head on this when we say special guests i feel like people think like shane or burr or something the special guests are people on the show so if you're getting tickets i would make that very clear you think shane's coming or something like that somebody else okay like that's me might want to clean up that language because I would definitely

expect other people. I mean like people outside of the four of us or the six of us. Francis. There might be maybe a couple in mind for Boston who don't work at

Barstool. But we'll see. Special guests are people who are on Audubon. Jackie might not know.ie's a special guest no no no no yeah yeah you are yeah you're on you're going on this later uh i again i don't know if i mean i feel like you always you said you were always going to work at Barstool when you were younger, right? I wanted to. Like, when I, Tommy is a funny one for me. When I first met Tommy and he was alarmingly stupid,

I was, I viewed him very incorrectly as he, like, as he has grown to be now. I thought of him as like, he's just like an intern who was an idiot. And like, I don't know, he was awkward. And like, Dave would just shit on him and he made him his bitch. And like, and that was it but then when he got funny and came out of his shell i i thought of it as like oh my god that guy who i thought was kind of like a wallflower is actually this

really funny charismatic dude and then i come to know that he was like his whole childhood he was like i'm gonna be a star i'm gonna be i used to film himself and he told everyone i think those people are so they're like theater kids yeah yeah like when like there's a someone gets famous and like i always knew it was like i'd put on performances for my family when i was a kid i'm like you don't tell people that i think tommy won like most likely to be in hollywood at school and shit like that like a senior superlative yeah yeah and i so everyone did like put on performances for their parents when they were kids yeah well the thing is like disagree when

you're like a little kid i you never did be wrong i don't know that's what i mean i bet you probably did it when you were like five i know once you're like a self-aware human if you're like hey mom dad watch this like you you better again that's like the, you better make it. Because otherwise you're just gay. I've shared that opinion with my mom. Like, the kind of fucking lunatic was putting on shows for their family, and she wasn't like you. I could also see Polly being like, mom, I want to do this. And she'd be like, shut up.

We're watching TV. We're actually watching actual entertainment. But my whole point being that like tommy was a guy uh i think i think dave was a guy who was always like i'm going to be like famous or i'm going to be in it in entertainment and you were but and you you kind of were that though you were like i'm gonna work at barstool i like I never had any visions of anything like that. It just happened. I just liked it.

It was just like I, in high school, I was a good writer. I really liked creative writing. I went to college for creative writing. I liked Barstool. I liked that stuff. But I wouldn't say I had a – I definitely didn't think I was going to be famous. Not that I am. But I didn't think – I basically am, but I didn't think. I basically don't think.

When you got here, I mean, here it's so weird because especially like your travel is so weird because being under Dave in the beginning is just, you know, it's not like fostering creativity and positivity. You know what I mean? He would always just say, you know this. I can't tell you what works. I can tell you this doesn't. And he would be like, just be like me.

And so I probably spent like five or ten years just trying to write like Dave. Which is the worst advice somebody can give. It's absolutely like be yourself and find what works. At the time, I was still like a comment section reader. This is obviously still on Milton. I was still a comment section reader and stuff like that. And it would be like, these kids are trying like be yourself. I remember at the time I was still like a comment section. This is obviously still on Milton. I was still a comment section reader and stuff like that. And it'd be like, this kid's just trying to be Dave. I'm like, that's what he's telling me to do.

I don't know. This kid's trying to keep his fucking job is what he's doing. Well, that's the thing. Yeah. So it's very different when you go out like on your own in the beginning doing like stand up and you're just like finding yourself versus like I have a job. And this person is telling me do it this way, you know? But I feel like not until out of order, did you really like start to come into your own?

But was there any point along the way where you started to be like, you know, I think I'm good at this or like, I think I can do more than this or bigger than this and better than this. I'm sorry like out of order is relatively new and when that happened i think is when i saw you i think whether or not you even realize that when people the show was good the feedback was good people were giving you like you know you can act and i think that all came out the music video i

think it all started you were different you know yeah so and and i think that all came out the music video i think it all started you were different you know yeah so and that so it doesn't surprise me now that you're like you want to try stand up and all that but was there a time within the last five six whatever years where you were like doing the podcast being like i i think i can do more than this not really you didn't have any plans to do it no No. I think I was just kind of – I think out of order definitely changed things. It was like, oh, you're kind of good at this and I like it a lot. I think before I was like, all right, I'm the drunk guy who tells funny stories. I was fine with that.

Then it was like, oh, wait, you can also do this a little bit. I was like, all right, I guess I'll try that. How did out of order even come about? I don't remember. It was talked about for years. Not years, but a year or so. I remember we had a meeting. I actually don't know if you were at it,

at the Grace's, which is a bar. It was me, Sass, Nick, KB, Owen. It helps to have other people around that are like-minded. Because then it's like, oh, four of us can do this together. You're not alone or whatever. You know what I mean? But obviously that was before they moved to Chicago. So I don't really know when that was, but maybe six months to a year.

Were you at that one? I was at one at Grace's, yeah. I think we had two. Me and Owen spoke at Smithfield Hall right down the road he was not working at Barstool at the time and he was like whether I come back or not I'd love to work with Fights and You

so I was like yeah I guess I think I think Owen might be a big part of the story he's the one who won I remember when he was not at Barstool and we were talking about trying to get him back and he was very into the whole like comedy angle, which, you know, that didn't materialize. But what did come out of that was out of order. Yeah.

And I think having, you know, one person who can do it, one person who who sees the picture, one person who can do the editing like you just when when there's a lot of hurdles and you're like by yourself it's like i can't do this right but all of a sudden it's like oh you're gonna you can edit like a motherfucker and he's doing the you know the producing and then oh you can act it's like oh there's actually something here but have you acted in anything before no crazy that's crazy that's just like that's i'm like making a gambler yeah okay um and i mean those were funny like yeah those are really it was just short-lived so you didn't get a chance to really like but those were like people were like oh that's fucking fun yeah and you were always great i mean at the live shows you were always let me do it right now i just i i just want you to be i think you have the chance to be

like a star i do i really do and i just want you to do it because i know how you think about yourself and i want to make sure you do know like your potential so well that's very very nice we'll start with five minutes uh the other thing i wanted to show i guess the are the paralympics happening now. I believe so. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Okay. So this is the Paralympics, meaning you have some sort of disability. So this means I think some guys don't have full legs. Some guys don't have arms. Some guys, they're all not the same. It's just, you know. Which is crazy. Yeah.

Right. Right. I mean. But it would be crazier to have like, this is the legless race. This is the armless swim. Well, this is kind of my thing. This is part of why I want to bring this up. First of all, just to give this guy love because it's so fucking incredible. That second one there.

Yeah. This guy is like a motorboat. He is like a wind-up toy that just... And he does 50 meters, which is just one time down the pool. He might do others, but the thing he really crushes is this thing. But the other guys,

some of them have arms and are swimming. He doesn't have arms at all. He's just nothing. And he just kicks. And some of the other guys are kicking. You know what I mean? arms at all. He's just nothing. And he just kicks. And some of the other guys are kicking. And you know what I mean? It's all a mishmash. Which is, I mean, like, isn't swimming,

if I remember the Phelps years correctly, swimming is basically all upper body. Like, your legs are... I thought it was the opposite. Wojin Chin is challenging you on that one, bro. Phelps, again, I could be misremembering. I thought Phelps was built to be a swimmer because he had a very long torso. Long torso, right?

And short legs and big wide arms. I mean, I would imagine your legs do play a big level in it. But, okay, so he's like that. See that guy bending over right now? He has no arms. The guy with the arms? Yeah, the guy with the arms. But a couple of them don't have arms.

But I think he's the one in the black. Yeah. Watch this fucking kid go. I don't know fucking kid go all right first thing that came to mind putting on his speedo yeah how's he do it someone someone's putting on a speedo getting real close watch this bro he's just yeah look at him look at him in the middle though look at that look how fast he's kicking it doesn't stop it doesn't slow down and then watch how he finishes the race look at look at the water just coming off his head he just comes up for air and watch at the end here it's unbelievable he has not slowed down one bit i mean probably like more air watch this

bam oh my god world record smashes him with his head he did not like most swimmers kind of have like a you see the water like up and down it was just you're probably right though he has more arrow than him is that world record for paralympics or for for paralympics okay i mean i'm assuming the also that race i mean everything i just said seems to be I don't know how much faster people could swim. Yeah. Like that looked. What do do do Olympic world record 50 meters.

I mean, it probably is. Yes. But like that's as fast as someone can move in a pool. I've ever seen that guy was just like a motorboat. One of the reasons why I can't swim is because like I don't I I'm not good at like multitasking. So like I can only move arms five seconds faster yeah um i can only move like arms at one time or legs at one time so i switch off and i've i've done run this experiment and legs are quicker than arms when you swim with just your legs i swim with just my legs it's quicker than when i well

that is definitive jackie i mean it does make like i've all the four the four guys who are clearly faster than everyone else all had no arms yeah he that that was like literally like a like a flipper that just didn't stop yeah it didn't it didn't waver it didn't slow down it was just that guy is gonna be electric the next month he's gonna be a superstar how do you think the Speedo gets on? I think he jumps into it. Yeah. I think he probably has some sort of device that you put it on and you jump through it.

I think someone just puts it on. You think he just has a guy? But then there's no good way for that person to do it. Because you're ass naked. So either I'm on my knees at your dick getting it on yeah yeah or i'm behind you pulling it up there's no way for me to do that without molesting you

you guys couldn't do it to each other because it's too late for you guys did you see what we should have been talking about is the ryan rattle to my power quote did you see that yes that's insane ryan is the fucking Ryan Reynolds and Glenn Powell quote. Did you see that? Yes. That's insane. No, Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling got it right. No, what's that?

It was like some Hollywood studio executive said like Glenn Powell is like Ryan Gosling, only he also has appeal to women. I was like, Ryan Gosling has insane appeal to men. Wait, what? Like, I don't know a single guy who's not like yeah i fucking love gosling maybe that's like oh my liberal east coast bubble i'm in but he said glenn powell is ryan gosling but has appeal to men yeah oh unlike an actor like ryan gosling whose appeal is limited to female audiences i would say it's strictly dudes that are obsessed with again maybe that's just like us being in like a city and stuff like that.

Maybe the middle America doesn't care about Gosling, but everyone I know fucking loves Ryan Gosling. Gosling's literally the meme where that's literally me. But I think that's so relatable. Isn't that like a fashion style meme? No, that's like a... I mean, no, listen. I could see middle America guys not being like,

I love Ryan Gosling. I could see that. But I also can see not being like, I love Ryan Gosling. Right. You know, I could see that. But I also can see them doing it. Like, I think there's enough. I think that's a wildly inaccurate. I think that's a very dumb. I can, like, but I get kind of what he's saying. That, like, Ryan Gosling came on the scene as the notebook guy as the heartthrob for

girls yeah and we just we also like club or mickey mouse club right right glenn powell is kind of coming on the scene i think a little more like twisters rough and tough yeah so that makes sense but i think it's just worded poorly yeah i yeah his roles are more like blockbuster tough guy summer like i'm the hot like quiet guy like whereas gosling does those but gosling also does weird movies he also does romance like well that's where i think people like us like i think it's weird i think it's amazing that he can do la la land yeah yeah and i think there are you know guys in the middle in middle america driving their f-250 who don't give a about that who think glenn powell is like cool you know so so. It is dumb. I do see what he's saying.

But it is like, again, everyone I know is like, if I could be anybody, I'd be Ryan Gosling. Yeah, there's, you know, I think Ryan Reynolds has recently taken a little bit of a hit. He was kind of, he's still one of those guys, though. I think his shit's running a little bit thin these days. Yeah. But, like, he's Yeah. But he's one.

Gosling's one. I mean, of course, you just want to be all these people. But there's certain guys that it was just like, he's the best. He's the best. You want to be Brad Pitt, too. But for whatever reason, it's just a different type of fame. You know what I mean? Right.

I don't know. Certainly, none of it's attainable. So I don't want to be like, Brad Pitt's not attainable and these guys are. But there was just something more about it know it's certainly none of it's attainable so i don't want to be like brad pitt's not attainable and these guys are but there was just something more about it where it's like maybe it's just they're funny yeah they're they're they do more humor so funny he is funny too but he again he he made his bones seven fight club fucking you know crazy shit like ryan gosling it was like he's really fucking funny and charming and crazy stupid love like you know there's something is brad pitt funny brad pitt oh yeah he also has i like don't even want to say it that's how good his pr team is but he's got like the best pr team in the world that just went

i don't know what we're talking about but angeleline jolie must be furious i i think it's one of those things where like it could be i i don't know but like his daughter will not have contact with him and changed her name from pit yeah that's that's pretty much it yeah like the day she turned 18 she changed her name to i mean shiloh jolie it's just like Brad Pitt's on the red carpet. Hey, tell us what you're wearing. It's like his, you know, ex-wife and daughter are like, we want to kill you. I mean, the best PR in the world. I also don't think, I think, you know, you can hire the right PR. Like, what's his face getting Johnny Depp's team? And like, there are definitely people who know how to do it.

I also just think sometimes it's just like, sometimes it sticks and sometimes it doesn't. Yeah. And it might be because of you. It might be because of a move you made might because of a movie publicist made but it also just might be the internet that day or the internet that year what was going on like sometimes shit just people just don't care i don't know what it is justin baldoni hiring johnny depp's pr team made me think less of that and more like, oh, it's more strategic than we think. Because the way that everyone just turned against her I think him

hiring her is a point for him. Yeah, well like I think he won. People were like, he's hiring that team because he knows he did something. I think Johnny Depp was vindicated.

I mean, he did some fucked up shit. But I think that guy was like, I'm going to go get the guy who, or the woman, I think it was, who saved the guy who was getting railroaded by the chick. So I thought that was very like, oh yeah, Blake Lively is trying to fuck him over and he's going to get the lawyer that knows how to stop that.

But a lot of people were like, he's lawyering up with that person. That means he did some shit. And I was like, I think it's the total opposite. Yeah, I don't – I never know how that stuff really works. Of course. But I mean, I never even know how to feel about it where you're like, well, he got the best lawyer. Yeah, wouldn't I get the best lawyer? Yeah.

Well, it's very Gone Girl. It's like if you cry – if you don't cry, you didn didn't show emotion you murder her right and if you do cry you're you're putting on a show so you're suspicious if i refuse to represent myself right yeah what am i supposed to do here yeah i have the money for the best lawyer i'm gonna get the money for the best lawyer and of course it's like yeah i could get another one but i'm gonna go get the one that like just did this and knows the playbook right like um i do think part of it was like yeah he lawyered up with that that person and like the next day all those other blake lively things came out i don't think that's that's coincidence well like that's what i'm saying is

like that made me think that pr like i always thought like pr like at the end of the day it's just like how you deal with it and like the kind of person you are if you're like oh i hear you but now i think it's no i think it's important. I, again, I think it can be, I think like those interviews stuck. People did not like that. I think, I think her answers even were like fair in some regard,

but it did, it was not well received. Like people saw that and their immediate reaction was like, Oh yeah. And whoever, you know, knew about that to put that out that like i think pr made a big difference there i still think it is probably like 50 50 like a huge part of it is how you just

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