KFC Radio - Mama's Got Bills to Pay - Full Episode

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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Hey KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcast Spotify or YouTube Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. It's another addition to KFC radio on the Barstool Sports Network We're down in Austin, Texas a hotel episode. It's a monster episode for us. We got three major things We're here in Austin for the tires season 2 premiere We just announced out of order announced they dropped the trailer for the tires season two premiere. We just announced, out of order announced, they dropped the trailer for the first season of Lamascots, the first ever Barstool Sports

scripted reality show, scripted TV show. And Dave and everybody on Unnamed Show just announced the cast for the Barstool Sports summer house. The summer of Jackie. The summer of Jackie is here. Summer of Jackie is upon us. Where do we begin?

That's I mean there's a lot. I was going to say it's kind of you're the man of the hour. Yeah. I was going to disagree. You just had two shows drop. Well let me chime in as the third guy. I love watching all this. I love like you got your thing.

You guys got your thing. It's popping off in the KC radio cinematic universe I was gonna say that it's a whole You know family production now. I was gonna say that to I'd like or I was thinking about on the flight like This is kind of our Super Bowl. Yeah, but it is cool that we're at the number one comedy show Netflix premiere like that's pretty cool I always hate to do the like I never know how to say these things or do these things especially in the barstool world where everything gets dissected and picked apart but like I

feel like a lot of the cool shit we do goes under the radar. I feel like it's pretty fucking cool that we do these things and it's just like totally common and normal that it's like you know we're here for the premiere are you are you saying why we're here? I I think I'm gonna stick I think it's a better story if you've seen it, but but but we're saying that you're in it Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're just in tires like that. That's something that like, you know five certainly ten years ago Maybe five years ago even like two years ago You'd probably be like I'm gonna be in a Netflix show with Shane Gillis. Yeah, fuck You know, we just we just I mean it's a testament I think to how we do things here as a company, but even within you know, our company within the company

It's like you just keep going you just keep doing more. There's no you know, I mean I can't tell you how many times How many times have we said like if you told me that I would have done this? Yeah, I would have said I made it and I was done. I'm not going any further. We just keep going So horses don't stop they keep going That's a rap lyric dog your bars, bro Like like young thug If that was if we were just doing an episode saying you were in tire season two That would be like the big announcement and then it's like yeah yeah but also I have my own TV show coming out yeah and then

that's like oh and also the other girl like you're in the mascots teaser yeah any of the woman of the hour yeah I think you to just to fight yeah just right now you guys really are done I worked out together morning, which working out together is just us avoiding each other as much as possible in the gym. We both jump in the gym. I didn't know that was going to come up. Why would that not come up? Because it was just, if you think for one second.

Yeah, absolutely. Honestly, as it all happened, I'm like, I wonder if Jackie registers this. When you walked in, I was like, absolutely. Honestly, as it all happened, I'm like, I wonder if Jackie registers this. When you walked in, I was like, fuck. When I walked in and saw you, I was like, fuck, cause I was gonna use a treadmill. I was like, well, guess what? Can't do that now.

So I just didn't do my normal workout this morning. I didn't do my normal workout this morning. Dude. I was legit probably after you guys just left and went. Oh! Cause I was like, I'm working out late, like no chance anybody walks in right now and when you're wearing like a workout set and then your boss walks in you're like I don't love you when you work out in a sweatshirt. It's 100 degrees in here. Bro, let me tell you this much.

Let me tell you this much. We know that John's a meathead, right? You've, like, you are, you're a manorexic or whatever. You're a gym addict. The fact that you didn't just turn around and be like, I'm not working out today. The fact that you had to be like, I gotta get my workout in and work out with Jackie,

is like, yeah, no, he really needs it. It's truly for his mental and physical health. He needs this because I would have just been like, see what, the thought of Jackie is like yeah no he really needs it it's truly for his mental and physical health he needs this because I would have just been like see what the thought of Jackie just like running around doing her Jackie shit and like be like like no fucking shot is that no I actually did a prison workout today where we just like lifting the bench and shit no in hard shit is it I actually I probably thought I didn't know if Jackie was piecing together what was happening I was like this probably looks like I was trying to it was well

Cuz you I thought you saw in the mirror cuz that's how when you turn around I thought you didn't see me So I thought I walked in the gym. I was like, oh no, she didn't notice me I'll just work out on the other side of the treadmills. You won't even see and eventually she turned around. She's like, hello I saw you and avoided you. I was like nice. You didn't see me I saw you and avoided you I was like nice you didn't see me But I was doing a workout as I call it It's like a San Quentin prison workout and you just pretend you're in a prison cell So you can only walk eight feet and you do Ten push-ups one dip

Walk or you ten push-ups walk eight feet walk back one dip one back walk back nine push-ups walk back walk back two dips Walk back walk back and it's so hard on the mind Like when I got to five and it started to flip which one I was doing more I was like I don't have a fucking clue what's happening It's not like John like the physical part's fine. It's the mental part Counting this workout is too hard for me. Yeah workout workout kicked my ass. I had to do math up to 10. That's so funny. No shot I would do that.

That's crazy, man. But speaking of the Meathead bandorexic, whatever, you know who's in the gym every time I go to the gym? I'm a Meathead. Jackie? Every time we're on a trip and I go to the gym, Jackie's in the gym. Jackie's in there fucking grinding. Well, it's the same mental health thing where it's like, if I could just walk and listen to some music, Like every time we're on a trip and I go to the gym Jackie's in the gym Jackie's in there fucking

I'm like mental health thing where it's like if I could just walk and listen to some music like It starts the day very different turns out everyone was right Why like the greatest the cruelest trick God ever played was just being like good food and like exercise is a good thing. It's good for you. It turns out it's good for you when it helps.

Why not just be like sleeping, laying around and eating good food? Yeah. How pissed are you that like the, you stopped eating a tub of ice cream and now you're getting like, I was on Vicks. It's like, uh, worked.

Yeah, right. When you do, like there's like three things you have to do and then once you're getting like, oh, it's not big. It's like, oh, it worked. Yeah, right. It worked. When you do, there's like three things you have to do, and then once you start doing them, you're like, god, damn it, they work, son of a bitch. I will say this though, like, it did make a difference in my life. It did make a difference?

I mean, I don't walk around confident and feeling good now, you know? That's really like, I think you'll lose weight from a diet, but you'll feel better from exercise, you know what I mean? I see, okay. Like, I still am depressed and miserable. Yeah Honestly, I mean I've Like oh turns out I just need to hit a dopamine endorphin start the day. Although I better mood I do think I really just need to do I said this forever to just do the bare minimum because like, you know

Fucking four minutes for me is like four hours for you guys Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did see some Instagram ad it was for like a chest like Basically replicates push-ups, but it's like a clamp. Yeah, and he was like if you do this for ten minutes a day You'll be in shape. It's like no fucking kidding Like I know it doesn't sound like a lot But if it was like do push-ups for 10 straight minutes you'd be fucking like gas you know I mean yeah if you do 500 push-ups you know how many times I can do this in 10 minutes like that's like the

you do that for 10 seconds there's a scene in how I met your mother when Jason Segal starts like going to a trainer and she's like all right do 100 push-ups and he's like okay word but like how many you want to a trainer and she's like, all right do 100 push-ups and he's like, okay work But like how many you want me to do? She's I said a hundred. He's like, oh, I thought that was like like do a million push-ups All right, anyway, let's get back on track here I Don't know where to start I don't know where to start the trailer I mean, I think we have to start in one one obvious place is that Dante the Dante. OK, so that is more that is that tires is awesome. Let me ask. That's going to be incredible. But the gossip and the good content is coming from the Barswell Summer House.

Dave announced the cast. Let me just make sure I have it all and I read it right. So the cast, the fellas, Tommy Smokes, Nikki Smokes, Mike, Kadek, oh was it a joke somebody must have photoshopped Nadu in there? No he might, he seriously might be in. Okay cuz I was gonna say I saw a graphic with Nadu in it. Yeah. Okay so Smokes, Nicky Smokes, Nadu, Mike Kadek, and Dante the Don are the fellas. The ladies are- What's that change the meeting age to? Yeah, I mean-

That's like, if it's the dozen, it's like, well we're getting a whole new generation of questions now. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know what was the number one hit in 84. Like, I can't help you. Is he older than me? I honestly don't know what was the number one hit in 84. I honestly don't know how old that is. He's at least like my age. I assume he's just Gaz's age. He and Gaz were like the older statesmen on the blackout tour. I've always assumed he's Gaz's age. So like yeah it's either right around my age a little earlier a little later but like you're talking 40 basically yeah okay so

then this and the girls are Annika Ella Brie I think Brie will be making like an appearance and no I think she's okay Brianna and and Jackie I don't think this is your style after everything I've seen of you, but I feel like it has to be said If you fucking eat these guys It will be it will be a catastrophic misstep in your life I just want you to know that and in here like my style. I know myself. I'm not gonna fucking eat these guys And here, like my style, I know my style, I'm not gonna fuck any of these guys. I'm slightly worried about close proximity and alcohol. Like, drunk Jackie.

To who though? Yeah, who? I'm not going to, I'm not, like I know, I'm actually really good at not. Rank them of who you might fuck to one fuck. I'm worried that, I'm not gonna do that ranking. I'm worried that me, like myself, I'm really good me, like myself, I can,

I'm really good at just being like, even if I'm drunk, like bad idea, not happening. Sometimes. Some of the stories I've heard have not been that. If I like know I need to be a little unhinged because content and like, Mama's got bills to pay. Yeah.

I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know what's gonna happen. Do you think it's more likely that you bring a stranger home? Then hook up with, I would, say yes. It's also very, say yes. Oh, oh, oh, yay, okay, then hook up with like, yay, yay, yay, yeah.

I don't think you're gonna be sleeping around, but I could see you bringing, I don't know what you're gonna do, but I could see you bringing a guy home, making out with him, partying with him, a little summer love. The goal is always to fuck zero people on camera. What's that? I said the goal is always a fuck zero Whether we achieve that goal, I don't know that is not a Scott bills

I was so pumped for the world like people know Jackie by now, but as you do more of these things fishbowl and Survivor and now this like it's always just a new audience This could be a big one like a lot of are gonna watch this and people getting exposed to the Jackie world is always a trip. The perfect intro into the Jackie world is Jackie finds out she's gonna be on a reality show and her first thought is, oh man, what if I fall in love? Like, usually when like a show gets announced, like there's some talk about,

like, oh, this person's on it, this sucks, like we'll have to deal with them, whatever. What if I find my husband? Oh God God if I get married on this show? I mean what if you know the dude to do is a ladies man He's always out in the club with these fucking boricua chicks and stuff What if you put some full-court press on you and you just I think I think I think no you're not in any danger to do You don't have enough melanin No, you're not in any danger to do you don't have enough melanin He's a he's very open about he likes Latino women I think or is it like women I think it's I think it's Do you like the new darker than you? Yeah?

If you had to pick between the Smokes' there's a you know a Marvel cinematic world there's an alternate timeline where you go on this and fall in love with one of the Smokes boys which one would you prefer? It's gotta be Tom. Here's the thing here's the thing is like I'm also so for like not stirring up any drama. Like I don't like to. But also, Babba's got pills. Babba's got pills. I feel like.

I was gonna say one comes with a lot more baggage than the other. Just say that, just leave that and watch them go. Whoa, duh, whoa, duh. Cause both of them right now are going, what the fuck, man? What are you putting, him over me? And it's like right down the middle, you know what I mean? Like both of them right now are going what the fuck man Him over me and it's like it's like right down the middle You know I mean like you both of them are gonna be equally offended that you didn't automatically say that they're they're smokes

Yeah I'm gonna be so bad at the show dude. I can't I can't not good at drama well I mean, it's also not like a dating show is only you know what I mean like everybody's I mean My plate so wait Nikki Nikki and Annika I've dated, right? And is Ella the other girl? I believe so. So there is like, they just like went on,

they got drinks or whatever. I actually don't know. Yeah, but I'm just saying those are the people that like have, when they get drunk, they might fight, they might fuck, they might eat it, right? Like who knows, right? Everybody else, I don't really think that there's gonna be like sparks flying or romantic

You should be the prankster of the house My goal is just to get really drunk and see what happens. Yeah I think that's a goal you're gonna achieve. Yeah, I think that's a pretty easy one to do I should be the prankster of the house. Yeah, like whoopie cushion like old-fashioned bring Get some uh, what they call it Saran wrap put it over the toilet seat Get some what I call it Saran wrap put it over the toilet seat Just put like like get like Where is it? It's in Jersey Shore. Yeah, like maybe like some mice and just put them maybe not mice but like lizards perhaps crickets

Yeah, well, I get just get get four, but label them to five. Just do like senior pranks in the house. Where's the fourth pig in the house? I'm pretty sure they did the thing where you label it to five, because we'd find a pig in the house. I think either way, it's going to be quite the spectacle. Quite the spectacle. When it's like 2 a.m. and Jackie's just like a seal just laughing at her own jokes and shit,

people are gonna love the Jackie Show. Well I don't know if this is gonna be, I'm a little confused by the like, I'm a little confused by it too. Oh I'm sure everybody is. I've heard that it's not real cameras and it's only like social cameras. I'm sure there'll be live streams. I'm sure I'm sure

Whether or not there's real cameras, there's going to be cameras rolling all times. I'm sure. Yeah, so like I like paths a little quiet laugh there Yeah, Dave has high hopes he's very invested in this I know I'm sure they're gonna have surprises and all sorts of things. It might just be like show up and live, like go Lord of the Flies and see what happens, but I could also see them being like, they set up little things for you to do things, competitions, events, like go places, all that sort of shit.

I think it'll be good. I think it'll be good. I think it'll be good. I think it'll be good. I think it'll be good. I think it'll be good. I think it'll be and like go places all that sort of shit I think we got I think will be good too I guess a month five five weekends August or September August August September 5th bro we used to do a month in Manasquan and and like every summer there was always like one month that had five weekends for just by the way they

count yeah and like that fifth weekend was Like well we paid for it and we got to go but like I am done with that. Yeah, I think we had the whole summer It was like if you do the Memorial Day to Labor Day for a beach house You could take a weekend off you could go down and like not drink you could have a low-key weekend Skip here and there When you paid for a month, it's like, we got to go. And that last one was just like, we did the full summer and we stayed there the whole time. That's and by my birthday, which is mid August,

by my birthday, I would be like, get I'd be like the Mista Mista. Like, get me out of here. Begging to go back to school. I had a summer. we did the same thing, full summer in Manisquan, and it was like peak, it was like, like nowadays you can be in a relationship in Bar Soul and it's like pretty fine, and even back then if you're with the right person it would've been fine,

but like we were fighting like cats and dogs at this point. This was the summer that I poured the beer on that girl's head. No story? No. We were at the bar down dogs at this point. This was the summer that I poured the beer on that girl's head. You know that story? No. We were at the bar down in Manisquan and these girls recognized me and they were like, they said hi and it was fine, but that was always a problem.

I was like, at that point it was like not good. And then they were like dancing and purposefully backing it up and bumping into us and laughing and being drunk. I was like obnoxious and words were exchanged and this girl Well, I don't know. It's like the it's like there's a pruder film or whatever Like I don't know who threw the first punch

I don't know who like but there were drinks exchanged on people like throwing drinks and And a drink was thrown on the girl I was with there and I was like well I have to do this now and I took a one of those aluminum can bud lights like that I think they're like 18. Oh, yeah, and I just went This girl was like I Cannot believe I did not get knocked the fuck out. How good did that feel? I know what you mean, but it was not.

I was like, I don't like this. I don't want any of this to be happening. But it was one of those things where I was like, I probably will get knocked out right now, but it's better than me not doing anything. Like, I go home with this and be like, nothing happened. I didn't do anything. So I remember some other guy, some guy like did step up to me and I was like

You know, we were kind of jawing and he rightfully so was like what the fuck are you doing? You know, and I was like what are you the boyfriend you a bouncer and he was like no I'm just like a regular guy and I was like get the fuck out of here. This doesn't concern you But he was totally right. What are you doing dude? That was bad So, you know, there's always that kind of shit going on the jersey sure. Yeah There's always you know snooki getting punched in the face Good juice heads. Maybe you'll find like a like a Maybe you go to like DJs and find a Guido, you know

yeah, I I Sure, but I remember I remember like freshman year. I think it like there was one night that like it was like it was like that last day of school and I just remember I was like honestly trying out like being a slut being like not not like fucking guys but whatever I was like it was like it was like being a slut is like I was like I was trying to being a poser all the other sluts in the bar going this girl's phony she she doesn't even fuck you.

She's not a slut like us. I was like, it was like a pool party, but I didn't bring bathing suits, all the guys were like, oh, just like, bro, you're getting your bra and underwear, and I was like, okay, whatever, and I did it. I also was wearing a girdle basically, because I had giant pants.

They were like, oh, no, no, no, go in your sweatpants. Yeah, and then I remember the guy that I was talking to at the time, he had stopped talking to me, so I was pissed, and I was again, flirting my way in just bra and underwear, whatever, just being an absolute train wreck.

And then I flipped him off, and it was like, fuck you. I was just being not Jackie. And I remember just being like, I tried that out. That wasn't for me. There was so much cleanup I had to do for the rest of the summer. I'm sure. Yeah, that's one of those things that haunts you

for the next 13 weeks. I think I've been such a good girl since then. Time to revert. So now I have to be like, all right, let's get that freshman year. As much as you'd prefer to just like America's darling and everybody loves you. Of course, right. That's like anything like, oh, I just wish everyone likes me

and thinks I'm really funny and nice. But all of like the villains of like or the train wrecks or whatever are like the famous people. Yeah. They're all like Tom Sandoval had probably like the worst year of his life. And now he's just like on Traders and everyone's kind of like, you know, and he's not that bad. Yeah. Now he's like the most. I can't name anybody else from the fucking show. I know Tom

Sandoval. That's the thing that I've like I learned about reality TV and what's honestly so like inspiring about it is you hate you hate everyone at some point and then the next season you're like they could do the worst shit in the world. It really is true that that's like a little like microcosm for like the world is like I think I think when you get older you realize that like some people are gonna hate you Yeah, you're gonna date some people that like you're probably the bad guy There's some people in like that you hook up with who probably if you were to ask them like they think you are a piece Of shit. Yeah, you have your side of the story, but you know, whatever and and like when you're younger

At least I was always like I don't I don't want to be that to anybody any guy girl Whatever. I don't want like any problems anybody but dude I remember at some point you're gonna, at least I was always like, I don't wanna be that to anybody, any guy, girl, whatever. I don't want any problems with anybody, but it's inevitable. At some point you're gonna be selfish, at some point you're gonna make a bad decision, at some point you're gonna get in your girdle and flip a guy off. It's like what we talk about all the time here, with like when you feel like you're in the eye of the storm,

you feel like it's never gonna end, it's always gonna end. I actually, I've been doing that recently where I do something embarrassing during the day and I lay in bed And I think about it at night, and I'm always like you're gonna forget in like two days. Yeah I'm gonna forget about this like this moment. That's killing me right now I'm gonna forget it ever happened very Scientifically it only actually lasts 90 seconds, but then the replay it's the replay

But yeah, just let yourself like feel the feelings last 90 seconds, but then the replay, it's the replay, but if you just let yourself feel the feelings for 90 seconds. Yeah, it's like, I was thinking about it with, I said an old person's birthday, and I was like, they were, everyone's telling stories, and I was like, they have like 100 stories. They've been alive for 90 years. And 100 stories is a lot. To have 100 stories at that age is so many stories.

And you're like, oh none of it matters No, like I'm not forget. I'm not gonna remember any of it eventually. Everybody just kicks the bucket just hanging out I saw an interview with Dick Van Dyke, you know him. Yeah, he's turning a hundred and he He was telling a story about how he's always turning So yeah, I mean he's ancient and that was the point of this interview he has he has like a 53 year old wife Oh, which is like she's like an older woman but technically half his age you know half your age plus three but he was gonna do a movie or a Broadway show with this guy you would recognize him he's like this old bald like Batman like a little cute

Batman you would recognize who he is you know but he died at like 91 it was like dick Van Dyke was 99 and this guy was 91 and he kicked the bucket and it obviously killed the production He was like we can't do it anymore. He's dead And he was doing an interview about it and him and his wife were like This is the curse of being a hundred is he's watched every single person in his lifetime Yeah She was like I'm the only one who hasn't died yet all of his family all of his friends like everyone's dead My kids like, you know, you could have a you have a kid at 25 you live to a hundred your kid lives to 75 He dies. That's a normal life. It's not even tragedy. He's probably like the most eligible bachelor because he's about to die

Scoop in there maybe Dick Van Dyke will be watching summer house But you know, we just continue the trend of from surviving to Summer House to like I don't know whatever's next I'm just gonna keep doing these these reality TV show templates and watch it becomes a superstar. I Don't know. I mean my money's on you girl. My money's on you. Thanks guys. I think you're gonna be the fan favorite All right, do you get along with do you get along with those girls? Yeah, I think that they'll all be like, I'm excited to hang out with them. I feel like they're making good vibes. It would be a way worse look if it was like, if you were like, not a girl's girl and fighting with the girls,

I think would be more dramatic than like, eh, she fucked somebody or got drunk or did something stupid. Yeah, yeah. I don't think that that's really my emma. I feel like I'm going to yeah. I don't think that that's really my emma. I feel like I'm gonna enjoy, I don't know. Again, if you guys hate me, if I end up being like, I'll get them back. I can see that. I can see everyone watching the show and being like, Jackie sucks. Fuck Jackie.

That's clearly what's gonna happen here. Can we talk about Tyrus now? Or can we just like tell you about it? There's nothing to talk about. We're going to the premiere. So have you kept it under wraps this whole time? I haven't kept it under wraps. It's an interesting question. Because I've thought about it way too much because like it's a weird thing for me to it for the first

I don't know like the scene could be cut. Yes, it would be it's a very cool scene You guys see this scene. Yeah, you're gonna be like this motherfucker tried to tell us what's gonna get cut It's I it's a board It's as close to a zero percent chance as it can get but there is a chance so I look pretty full They think on camera with Shane and other people that if they were to cut it, it would be It's like Wait, what was I gonna say? I Forget I was gonna say but yeah

To tell the whole story in one shot. Yeah. Well, that's what I was gonna say The story is not done either right either we had fun and there's a fun scene on Netflix or it's a really funny story It's either a good story or a great story I mean we did like some celebrating basically if it imagine it just doesn't Definitely happens. I'm running my mouth here But like I'm sure there are a million people who were who filmed scenes and movies and TV shows And went home and told their family about yeah, it's like I'm gonna be a star like it's not even in the fucking movie I mean we're dealing with mascots

We had a few scenes like damn we really want this in but like it just kind of doesn't fit with the flow that might Happen good. I don't know I didn't even know that wait a Brody was in it for like a minute and a half. I didn't even know that. Wait, Adrian Brody was in Apocalypse Now? Wasn't he? Adrian Brody was like supposed to, I believe it's Apocalypse Now. Is it Apocalypse Now like old? Crazy old.

Crazy old. He was like 22 at the time. He was supposed to be the lead. I believe. Adrian Brody. Apocalypse, yeah, yeah. Apocalypse Now, yeah. He's kind of a young dude.

Is it Apocalypse Now from like the 70s? I think so. I think it's not Ap I think it's not apocalypse Now I don't know what it is But I he put any he was supposed to lead in something sat down the theater told everyone is like world that he was Like the lead and then he was in it for like a couple minutes. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm not saying shit. I Mean I've already said shit, but yes There's we did a scene and I don't know it might be in it might not

I I would be surprised if it's not but yes the thin the thin red line Adrian Brody was originally depicted as the lead in both the script and during production However in post-production director Terrence Malik Malik, I don't know it recut the film to focus on Jim Cavie's character that's Jim Caviezel's character. That sucks! Holy shit. I can't even give you a heads up, Doug! You let me run around in my family being like, I'm the star of this war movie and then you're not in it? That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard in my life. So John might get cut. It didn't go smooth, I'll say.

But I would almost hope that like like even if that happened it's like can we get some fucking deleted scenes yeah no I actually it went it went smooth again I'd be very surprised but there was a funny moment during the scene where I was very much like I was trying to be I can't really explain it like I've seen it depicted in movies I've never obviously lived it but like at one point I'm obviously the least important person in this scene and At one point McKeever had come out to kind of talk about direction stuff like that and I was just like hey McKeever

Just wanted to check in on like am I do and he just goes you're doing great do and he just goes you're doing great. He hit it with shut the fuck up. You're doing great. I'm not sure if I'm nailing that you're doing great. Your role is to stand there and you're standing really good, dude. You are. You're on two feet there, dude. You're really. Yeah, I think it was easy. You're doing I don't want to touch anything.

I want to give you direction because you know, I don't want to get you in your head. You're doing great. could not matter less, but and he was so nice about it, but it was like, I got the message. That's kind of a scene in mascots is when like you well, I don't want to give it away, but like the audition. Well, I guess not really, but it's kind of like I was actually thinking about doing it like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then it doesn't fucking matter. It was literally the line was like, I was actually thinking about doing it like this. You know, and I'm like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then it's kind of like. It doesn't fucking matter. It was, dude, literally the line was like, I was going, uh, okay. Did I hit the uh? I was thinking about going, uh, or should I go like, uh? Dude, just shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter.

What the fuck are you doing? This is gonna get cut, don't worry. But the teaser for Les Mascots is out, and I believe it's very well received from what I see I could not be Fucking little cinematic master. It's fun watching like You just don't see like the first time Skits from out of order were like really well shot. It's like, oh, this is like a movie and now it's like Oh, that's like what a teaser looks like and then there'll be a trailer next and you Guys are just like following the formula that you usually see for like Marvel and shit like that

It's like shout out lights camera barstool by the way tweeted it like it was just like a movie like a movie I don't know again so many of the things we do like kind of get like downplayed but like I think if it was a different different people in a different time or place or whatever like It would be a much bigger deal. It'd be like barstool sports has an official like scripted comedy TV series I think it'll be cool. We'll have like I Think like I I have no idea what to say. I think it I think it'll be good. She's the worst I might get covered the show my TV show might stay They're realistic possibilities there. I think the like I have a lot of hopes for

Batley mascots. I have a lot of fears for lay mascots pass and I discussed them in the car last night But I think about how it would be received here like oh look there's a it might stink B It might not even get out who knows Anything could happen. Yeah, it's not done yet, it's not out, so anything could happen. But the realistic thing is that, my realistic hope is that people watch it and go, that's pretty good. If they work harder, they can get better. Which is probably what'll happen.

I mean, that's a reasonable thing for everybody who's a first time actor, a first time TV creator. I I mean listen if it if it's a smash you guys are like savants And you'll probably be like picked up by fucking Netflix or something like that that that's probably I have dreams of that I it's probably about the realistic answer chance that your tire seems Remember Burt when his movie was coming out was like there's a part of me That's like what if this is like a Marvel weekend? What if it opens up to like 150 million? Wasn't but he enjoyed himself pretending that so why don't we just say like maybe this will be the next great comedy

I don't know maybe Tires was a you know nothing until it was a something. Yeah, I mean think about that It's been think about think about tires the fact that it was shot and done and like aired How many years ago right and then something popped off and it resurfaced and they did it again Yeah, that could happen for all you know, maybe maybe like mascot season one's gonna be a hit in like 2032 It's it's funny it sounds so lame to say but like it's just really fun Mm-hmm, so kind of it's made for other people like it and hopefully other people Like it but like it kind of doesn't change if it was fun. Yeah, it'll make it more fun No, it is I mean it is it's just like some of the funniest people at one of the funniest companies in in the entertainment world

right now It's gonna be funny It's also like I feel like it's a good example of like you gotta look the part to be the part or you gotta act the part, look the part to like be the part. Like I feel like people are gonna have a hard time because it looks like a full Netflix. Well that's where I will really give all these guys credit is like they did it. I mean I've watched them do table reads and write scripts that look like you know dialogue on a screenplay and like they followed the script of creating. But you guys didn't us anything would be it's not you guys it's Paz and Owen are like

Paz and Owen look we all we all grabbed a shovel and we tried without passing on it doesn't happen like they are yeah to script to shoot I mean I and James Crowley so if I had the list it Paz and Owen a a little below them, James, the rest of us tried to help. Yeah. But I mean, I don't even know if you guys read him or not, but I saw like the big Lebowski script on the table and those books about the elephant in the room or whatever it's called. It's like how to write scripts, like all that. You tried to figure it out. You tried. You tried. I don't know if we did, but we did try. And there's a lot of people who don't try and are too afraid to try or it's lame to try or it's I mean the fact That you had to put out a disclaimer like this is so lame, but it was fun Probably a testament to like how where we've been for the last 15 years. It's not lame to be like the thing I do was fun

But I got what you mean, but it's like yeah, it was like sad I was asked Rome was saying this morning rome.com I was happy to hear him say it cuz he was like sass is like enjoys it and I was like, yeah I didn't know if Sass like, I don't know if Sass likes anything. He genuinely enjoys it. I was like, that's the best sign I can see. Who knows if it's good.

Also, you could have put a gun to my head and said, what is Sass's last name? And I would have had no fucking clue until that trailer aired. I was like, how do you say that? Also, Pavz has been going into the deepest, when he edits, he goes into a hole. Yeah. He has been for the past, like whatever,

if I say his name, he goes, what? Like it's so funny. When he's been slaving around. The trailer was insane. Yeah, the trailer was really good. Yeah. I really, I mean, it's something that everybody really should support from the Barstool world world just with all the different people's and

people involved. If you like this office, you like that office, you like old school, new school, scripted, but like kind of unscripted, you know all of it. It all comes together. Like you really should like it and at the very least support it if you're in the Barstool world. So that comes out August or September? I thought we said September 2nd but then the trailer said August. Yeah we moved it up a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Football. Trying to stand in. Fucking football. Trying to stand outside of football then they just announced a summer house that's going to control the Barstool world during that time. But Jackie is going to go to the here's what we're going to do. Jackie is going to go to the summer

house and she's just going to sit in front of the television and watch lay mascots and drink and drink midnight beer yeah that's all that bitch is allowed to do you're not going out you're not fucking anybody you're just watching lay mascots and drinking midnight beer we'll give you some Arabian music as a treat when you get a little sick of as, you can pop on some Arabian music and that's it. Maybe Tommy and I will fall in love at that point. Honestly, stroke Tommy's ego and he'll be like, I'm in love with you. You're so funny in Lame Mascots.

You're the star, Tommy. He is. I said that on ron.com too. He's going to be so good. You guys should actually stir up some drama. Let's say right now, let's say right now, let's say right now, I heard on the set of The Mascots there was like a lot of tension.

I heard there was borderline beef. I heard that Tommy and Fights fucked. Once. Who's gonna fuck Tommy in the summer house? John! I was like this, we kissed multiple times. I don't think any of it's in the show. We have a lot of intimate close up talks. We kissed multiple times. I don't think any of it's in the show.

We have a lot of intimate close-up talks and you always just want to boop them after the show. You just can't keep your hands off. I see fights like scurrying out. I would definitely be holding my breasts. My breasts! You refer to your breasts a lot. I got breasts, dude! You know what I'm saying? I got breasts and a big nose. Fat hands. I refer to all that stuff a lot. On the trip down here, me and John almost sat next to each other.

Basically sat next to each other sitting across the aisle. First trip. Last time, last trip we took was the first time we ever sat together on a plane which is I just don't want my favorite stats it's so crazy and so this time we were across the aisle and John you got to be the weirdest cat yeah I oh I knew this was coming. I got a story. I like there's reasonable. Let me guess your story You got really high. No, no, I actually wasn't high. Oh, I think I I ate a gummy on the plane. You just sat there. I Thought it was paused for so long right there was not paused cuz you just oh, this isn't what I thought this was Oh, you sit just like this this video goes for like seven minutes

No, I wasn't high yet. I was straight up raw doggy. Yeah, that's weird, dude. Why is it weird? So this video is playing right now. You're not. This is not. Everyone else is moving.

You're just. The so that OK, I can explain this to. I thought we were going to see your angle. Oh, that was. Look at you, dude. It's still going. Look at the bar. The so that okay I can explain this to I thought I thought we were gonna see your angle We were just talking about what movie to put on and like I Kind of I was No, well, I thought about it. So I was like, oh, I'll watch this. I said, John, give me a recommendation. He threw out a couple of things. And then he was like, I'm going to watch Minority Report.

And I think the last time we were on a plane, I think we did this. I think we like started a movie relatively at the same time. Actually, you know what? We have said next to the folks who watch Fast and Furious. That's what it was. Yeah. Yes. It's so cute. Well, yeah, Tommy and you run for your money. And I but I remember being like, this is cute, this is fun. I was like, I'm gonna watch a movie with my buddy. And you liked it.

Yes, yes. Everyone who's seen it likes it. So I kinda had shades of that in my head and I was like, all right, he's gonna watch Minority Report. And then I was like, boop, boop, boop, boop. And I was like, oh, I don't know.

I don't know, all right. No, no, no, it was not like an official, like let's watch the movie. And then I was like, what the fuck? But I was just like, I mean, we're taxiing for like 30 minutes and the movies were available and I was like All right, I think I'm gonna start my I'm gonna start my show and I thought about just something different But I just kept looking over to you He was like Terry Shia with the balloon. I don't know if you guys have a reference, but quadriplegic

And and like and then you would kind of like snap out of it and move your head over here and then at one point you grab your phone and I was like, all right, he's about to finally do something. I don't know what. But then I had heard there was edibles involved and I was like, oh, maybe he's just like super stoned. But I don't think you were. I didn't eat the edibles until like halfway through the flight. The okay, so I can explain this a

little bit. First of all I thought you would say, so I recommended you Edge of Tomorrow and you're like I'm gonna watch that, but in my recommendation I had said I just watched it so I didn't think that you were like... I mentioned in my head I said well if I'm gonna watch like a Tom Cruise action movie I might as well watch the one he's gonna watch. Oh I thought you were saying like we're both doing Tom Cruise action and I was like word um and then I don't like starting my movie until we are in the end I thought that might be what was going on because they come on they interrupt you too much

I thought the interrupt you but they're asking if you need stuff and they're being very well I thought it wasn't even available yet sometimes like you can't even get on the internet or whatever Yeah, when you're taxing saw and you weren't watching I was like, oh it just must not be available and the other people sort of watching I was like, oh no, it is and he's just Sometimes I'll put on a show for like taxi and takeoff and I just my man has his rules You know, like I don't like to lock in until I know I'll get a little time and like no one's gonna By the way at the end of the flight Did they announce that we were just landing and to put everything upright or that we were going through turbulence?

They were there was some it was like it's not a special landing, did they announce that we were just landing and to put everything upright or that we were going through turbulence? They were, there was some, it was like, not a special landing, but they were like, there's a little turbulence, so we're gonna take it down pretty quick. Yeah, they made a, I got, I got nervous, but then nothing really happened. He definitely like-

It was a little like, whoop, my stomach. He went for it at one point. Like, I remember there was like a minute where I was like, oh shit, we're going up. Dude, there was one point where I was thinking, I was like, a free fall must be terrifying. Yeah, cause I'm sure we went like this If you go down it was fun for the first 10 seconds

I mean they were like we're no longer serving food like put your shit up put your belt on I was like, oh fuck Yeah, but then so after you took that video Jackie and Paz came on the plane and they took video and I acted very weird in that too like like just shriveled within himself like yeah well Jackie just walked we were sitting down we boarded first and Jackie was walking through and just put took her camera out was like do content guys do content and like you allowed and not that you should have been quiet but like it was so before you guys had boarded it was quiet it was chill whatever but while the

Woman was walking up and down the aisles taking drink orders the woman sitting next to me those two had a Fairly tense exchange like like it was actually a crazy response from the from the flight attendant so the woman was ordering her drink and the flight attendant was like, you know, she goes, do you have any tequila? And the flight attendant said, yeah. And she said, what kind of tequila do you have? And the flight attendant went, I don't know, something Spanish. And I was like, I think me and the woman like, that doesn't fucking help a lot.

Yeah, it's tequila. We assumed it was Spanish. And then they kind of just again, it wasn't like there wasn't fucking help a lot. Yeah, it's tequila. We assumed it was Spanish Yeah, and then she they kind of just again It wasn't like there wasn't a fight or anything like that But it was just like it got tense and then she started typing hard on her laptop and I was like, oh she's pissed And so I was sitting there going fool. She is pissed and then I had a pink phone in my face going make content And I was like, oh my god, get me the fuck out of you right now And I was like, oh my god, get me the fuck out of here right now

John turned like red like that tomato that was It was like it was literally moments before you guys got on and it was just like an argue It was I was literally in the middle of it and it was just like oh, this is awkward This is not going well right now for either of them We really are the worst at that stuff though. You would think by now it would be like second nature to be like yo we're going to Austin tires here's your intro we're on the plane and instead it was like I don't know what to do with my camera. The vlogs are going to be like ugh. We are the worst. I feel like I should be doing more. Also you're bad at it too. It was quite a surprise. I'm really bad at it. Like if you had a question or something or said like, hey guys, where are we going?

Instead you just went, ah, bitch like that. It wasn't my best. But also it was kind of like, I don't know guys, that's your job. It's my job as a producer. No, you're right, you did your job. I failed.

I think we all failed. Yeah, I mean like, it's a vlog. I mean, Pav said, I'll do that. I'll take care of it next time. I think that all failed Yeah, I mean like I mean I mean I mean Pat said I'll do that I'll take care of it next time I think I think that tonight we should all do that like we all film like I get ready with me type thing and we All put in the vlog Okay We're not the best vloggers. I say we do a vlog like once every three years. It's not like we're used to it. Guys, I tried my vlogs, but I just really said-

Yeah, what happened to those? Because I have so much fun, just like, and then I think, ah, fuck, I should have filmed that. It is hard. And then the second I take out a camera, it kills the vibe. I know, I know. That's why I really do give it to, I know so many people like knock vlogs and YouTubers,

and it's kind of like a cliche, but it's his own art form to be able to just ratchet it up Do it in the somewhat natural way entertaining way and like, you know not care about who's around not care out I remember watching Jake Paul early early on Well relatively early on he came to the bar still office the first parcel office and this was like when Team Portnoy and all that was like popping off with Jake and he was being very normal He was kind of just like looking around the office He was talking to Dave about merch and business and stuff and he was like when Team Portnoy and all that was like popping off with Jake and he was being very normal He was kind of just like looking around the office He was talking to Dave about merch and business and then he would just like turn to his camera man

I'd be like, okay go he'd be like Launch into Jake Paul and then he would stop cut and he would turn and just be like totally normal again And I was like, that's really what it takes and that's that's an art in itself It's exactly the most glamorous thing that people give credit to but it is an art I it's with mascots when we've done that like I have no problem being in a cookie monster costume It's screaming in the middle of Times Square Like that doesn't matter to me at all because you're a character even if I help my heads off like yeah But I'm saying like when it's like

Be cool or funny in real life. It's like I don't think I am. But if it's like be this silly Cookie Monster character, it's like I can cook something up. I'm supposed to be like, you're supposed to laugh at me, you're supposed to be dumb. If it's just like, cause you know what really, vlogging's like be cool. Like let's make a cool video, like show us something cool.

It's like I'm not good at that. Like the idea of like, again like three cameras and like very much in public doesn't matter But what if I wanted to do like I wouldn't I couldn't do a selfie camera like sitting like I did Cuz like I don't I think it means like trying to meet like it's they're my thoughts and opinions and who cares and like everybody else should like Stop or like, you know, yeah, like you guys don't matter. I mean important to say everybody But that's why I mean, you know, there is a bit of like inherent obnoxiousness to it, but it's also like

You're you know when you're like a content beast like none of that shit bother Right where you're willing to just be bothered and don't fucking care and like so the people who do that are About you know, the ones who are the most famous. Yeah successful because that the people do want to see it Maybe that the people in the moment in the restaurant with you or walking on the street with you They might roll their eyes, but the rest of the world is like I want to see it But I think that's my like I know cuz I guess I don't care about fucking up that person's day in mascots Like I for some reason I'm like I don't want to be like rude I really think there's something about like disappearing into a character or something. Yeah

But people's breaking Breaking news, Mascot was filming method. Tommy's been gay his whole life. Gay? No, he's not gay. He's Tommy though. He's kind of not sure. Also to be fair, like that, I wasn't going to interview you guys on the plane there. That's more just like one shot just to be like, oh like look at us. We're

Playing, you know, like there's music in the background like I just need a quick little shot I didn't I felt like being annoying about it But like well, there you go, we'll get more coverage later first ad will Now we're gonna do it again Now we're gonna do it again. First ad, what? Act like you've done this before. Make content, act like you've done this. Alright, we are down in Austin for the Tires premiere. And look at that, Tires also purchased an ad with us.

So, Will, am I doing this wrong again? I don't know why I'm stressing out. It a new location I am NOT used to it yeah kind of all right case your radio is down in Austin for the season 2 Netflix premiere of the show tires Feitelberg may or may not be in it we'll talk about in the episode it may get cut he may be the star who knows that also I want to say Fiedelberg may or may not be in it. We'll talk about it in the episode. It may get cut. He may be the star. Who knows?

That also I want to say you that ad that was me like loosen up the top of the script. Oh yeah. That was I did all the work. But yeah, you gave me the script. I was there grind. But whether or not fights makes the cut, we don't know. But your favorite comic Shane Gillis is gonna be in there You know, Gerby's gonna be in there. I'm sure Tommy and O'Connor and all the guys Schultz are all gonna be making appearances

It's one of the funniest shows on Netflix. So, you know, Gerby is the nervous and unqualified heir to the auto repair chain He attempts to turn his father's business around despite constant torture from his cousin and now employee Shane Gillis. And after the unexpected success of their big marketing idea, Will and Shane now rush to grow personally and professionally without realizing the full cost of doing business. My God, that's like a real lot. My boys are really making this show. So watch season two of Tires now playing on Netflix. People look out for our boy. Maybe you see him. Maybe you don't Could be if I'm in it it's a cool scene if I'm not It so it was it was a cool thing that I fucked up Season two tires out on Netflix now. I got I got a

Quick funny story. I told you yesterday. I'm wearing you you know what I'm always wearing my brick watch and I really don't I just like the light is a nice watch I think it's cool I like it but the I walked into a weed store the other day and you have to give your ID so I handed the guy my ID and he was like shit man that's a nice watch right there well what kind of watch is that? I was like, it's a brick watch. And there was a pregnant pause and he went, well it looks nice. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Bro, brick watch is one of my favorite Barstool sub stories ever. It's just so absurd that it happened. It's. What really happened to it's they wanted they wanted to get into the luxury watch game and just like didn't realize how like serious

people are and they like analyze the insides of it and where it came from and what the price point is and all these things so like diehard watch aficionados were like they don't they didn't like what it was priced at they didn't like what it looked like and they were like everyone they didn't like what it was priced at. They didn't like what it looked like. And everyone was kind of like, don't buy these. And Dave was like, fuck. I invested a lot of money in this. Arguably the biggest heat check of all time. I think Dave had just gotten all his Penn stuff invested.

I don't blame him for just being like, everything I do works. Fuck it. I'll just throw a couple mill at this fucking watch company. 12 hours in, it's dead. That was the ultimate DOA. The watch community didn't even let it get ahead of Steam. And again, I like it. It's nice. But I also think it's probably a better story. That's why I like it more because of that. Yeah. Yeah. If it was just like, this is a nice luxury watch.

Yeah. It's funny that it was a luxury watch that our boss so graciously gave us and then it quickly became clear that it was just no one's buying them that's why I'm giving them to you. Remember when people took like two or three at the time? I mean people were like, yeah load them up on Black Friday. I was like you guys are scumbags. Jesus Christ. Wait so he said well it looks nice? Yeah well it looks nice. Got, well, it looks nice. Got no name value, but you know. Do a lot of people know the brand brick watch?

Like, I'm not... No, I don't think so. And I think if they do, it's like notorious. Yeah, like my dad, like my dad likes Dave. He actually just asked me like two weeks ago, what's that? Brick? What's brick? You don't even know. I think it's also, I think somebody who does know the watch world told him that like this is nice and and the materials are quality and like all

That shit and he you know, is that okay? And I think like at least according to some watch experts they were like no, it's not and it's like he but that's huge that He was like no, he's like I get it If you don't like the watch is it but it is But it but he's are nice I think that's one of those things where it's like if you really were like in the world of sneaker of Watches, you would know whether like how it's gonna be received. Yeah, it's kind of the same thing I think with like like sometimes sneakers drop and it's like yeah No, this is like the new the new Jordan and it's like sometimes they make them with like real leather and sometimes they make

Them with like the shitty plasticky stuff And yeah, if you know the like the little ins and outs of it You can you can know how something might be received But you have to be like really in it. You know yeah I don't I mean I never thought of it as like he's a watch guy no means a rich guy has watched Yeah, but he's like even then like he wasn't I mean he says it he said it when it came out He's like I'm not a watch guy. It's not the best Watch mascots not really a fan of comedy. Yeah, right, right give it

Well, it would be like if you owned like a comedy brand and said you don't like stand-up comedy It's just how Dave does things What else we got um, oh what was the deal with Kirk and Dave was that was that all I believe that was over antisemitism stuff Who's for and who's against it? Which one is proudly taking the pro anti-semitism you're talking about the clue of him being like you're my bitch I actually yeah yeah yeah I think that was about just like Dave's involvement in like the Jewish anti-semitism I think I know that Dave

called Kirk an anti-semite not too long ago and I don't oh Kirk doesn't economy that I don't think yeah and I think you ever all the back in the EI days Kirk does not take kindly to that Yeah, and I think he was kind of like You know fuck off and then Dave was like you work for me bitch. I got I got tense It's also coming on the heels of this all the golf stuff, you know, it's all it, you know right now There's like a lot of different drama storylines in Barstool that are all like bleeding together and it's like we are Right now there's like a lot of different drama storylines in barstool that are all like bleeding together and it's like we are man, I for those who don't know like the

Origin stories of barstool like every year for the first like five to ten years every summer There would be the day portnoy explosion right usually right before he went to Nantucket and in hindsight I feel like he did it like I got to go away for a month Let me like crack the whip scare everybody into shape and then disappear for like my vacation so it might maybe it was like intentional maybe it was just coincidence every time but it was like the weekend before 4th of July or the weekend before he leaves everything would explode grudgement day was one of those like he just always powder keg where somebody finally said the wrong thing did the wrong thing fucked up and he snapped and I feel like this summer we are cruising for a

catastrophic Oppenheimer moment, but right now like so Kirk was not invited to the Foreplay golf invitational internet invitational internet invitational and then When he found out that PFT was he that was like the last straw for him And I will say from this from my vantage point of watching everything, it sounds like those guys should have just been like, you're fucking crazy and we don't want that and just stuck to that. Cause it turned into, well you're not a golf creator

and then PFT came and like all these little things that they kind of said, well, I didn't make the decision they did. You're not invited because you're not a golf guy. And then all of those things were proven, disproven. And then that's when Kirk goes crazy. He's being lied to, and they're changing the rules, and they're changing the stories. So I think if they had just said, you're fucking crazy,

we're inviting our other friends. This is like when you invite your friends together. You're like, oh, I can't have those friends hanging out with those friends. I like both you guys, but you're never going to survive together. You know, I also think I think the crazy is overstated. I think not as crazy. Yeah. Oh, once. Don't get me wrong.

I think Kirk should be in this. I think that the golf should be in this, I think that the golf influencer world, like if they are genuinely like afraid of this or don't want this, like that's like grow up. Yeah. So what, some guy's gonna be on the course going crazy? Beat him. You guys are supposed to be like scratch golfers.

They haven't like, that's what sports are, beat the annoyance. I was gonna say, I felt like if I was a golfer I Would be like this is my time. I'm gonna be the hero I'm gonna everyone oh I don't even know this guy But it seems like everybody hates him and they want him to lose and he freaks out every time he loses and I'm gonna embarrass Him and beat him and I think Kirk would respect that guy. Yeah, you know like I'd be like

Oh, let me be the guy who slays this like dragon that nobody can deal with and I'm the fucking hero and instead like everybody to a man seems to be like I don't want him now the flipside people act like Kirk gets wheeled out like fucking Hannibal yeah he's a normal guy who sometimes pops off a little bit now he's a pretty regular I think we're a bit skewed though I think like if if you told me that like I'm gonna go on this show let's say you're like one of these internet people these golf influencers who just comes from the world of like I just like putt on camera and people like me you know yeah and I go up to like my wife and kids and like you know I have

like brand safety also you know you just live this like cookie-cutter vanilla internet life and you find out like you might be on camera with this guy Who's like wishing that your daughter dies? Like if somebody just said a random guy would you like this or not like this? I think I can see a lot of people being like I choose no. Yeah But again, it's like you're on the internet. I get that golf is this kind of little sanitary like YouTube world where it's like we just like play golf and we root for's like you're on the internet. I get that golf is this kind of little sanitary like YouTube world where it's like, we just like play golf and we root for everybody and we like, you know.

But the rest of the internet's not like that. And you know, if you're on the internet, you know how it can be. And it's like get one villain in the mix. Get one fireworks in the mix. I mean, Kirk would make it in. It's not my show. And I think he's good enough.

I was gonna say that was the other thing I was thinking. Like, it's not like he's gonna win. Right. right like some of these guys Kirk's a very good golfer But some of these guys are like unbelievable. I think yeah, but then but then so they invited PFT and PFT It was kind of characterized as like he was like a last-minute invite, but then Dave was like no He was on the list like the whole time It just got announced late. I don't know I do I think it was just enough But then and then so Kirk is pulling out of the Ryder Cup Ryder Cup like the whole time. It just got announced late. I don't know. I think it was just enough. And then so Kirk is pulling out of the Ryder Cup. And I think he's not doing the dozen.

And I think Dave's mad at that. So it was like this anti-Semite thing with him refusing to do work and the golf thing. Kirk is like the... Kirk is so necessary. He's like Barstool's union. Yeah. Because he's like, I don't care about this. Yes. Like we all need jobs. Kirk's like, I need jobs Kirk's like I mean well that was also part of that

I'll do what I want to do what I want to do that was part of that fight was he was kind of like I'm not gonna do this stuff like I quit and Dave's like fine quit like you know so it's kind of like this unstoppable force immovable object but you kind of need him to be like Kirk is the superhero in the Barstool content universe. We're like Ant-Man but it's like fucking Superman's here. Just fucking wait till Superman gets here. He's not gonna like this at all. My dad's gonna be so mad. Wait till my parents get here man. He's gonna be very upset about how you've been treating me. It's interesting in that Dave Kirk is a little bit of Dave's kryptonite and Dave is a little bit of Kirk's kryptonite. Yeah. Because Dave like usually

can kind of crack the whip and people will fall in line and Kirk's like I don't know whatever like then I quit or you fire me like whatever They were like wait you can say that today, right? But then the flipside Dave was like you're my bitch and you work for me and Kirk was kind of like, okay All right, whatever whatever like fine. Just keep going. You know what I mean? Yeah anybody else he'd be like So it's a little it is a good like keeps it in balance and then there's like Whitney on the side just being like And then there's like Whitney on the side just being like, no, no guys, like poking both of them. It's just stirring the pot So yeah that I I don't know like They both those guys were like he wants to do these things and he's just punishing himself And I was like as much as he might want to do those I think he gets more satisfaction out of like fucking he wants to

Make a point. Yes. Yeah, I mean he's like the king of point yeah if you could if you could tell him like you're gonna win the invitational or you're going to like wreak havoc on the invitational and be like the thorn in their side and be the storyline and Ruin it or something. Yeah, I'll make a point. Yeah Just the sickest way to live but this is a question about golf do okay so like I feel like in the girl world like who watch youtubers like there's the youtubers that you watch for like Entertainment like they go out they party they have like fun

And then there's just like comfort creators you just watch like to have on in the background is golf like the comfort create like That is it's a guy's comfort creator create like that is it's a guy's comfort creator I like watching like the trends of the world struggle and get better I have no interest in watching someone who's like a low handicap be good is that or do people like watching that they like watching that yeah like I can't imagine very much like like what Jackie just said like how girls just throwing like a girls vlog in the background for like just like white noise like guys yeah like the sound just said like how girls just throwing like a girls vlog in the background for like just like white noise Like guys, yeah, like the sound of but like I'll watch rigs do that that grid match grudge match is awesome

Yeah, but I don't want to watch rigs just like shoot 82 or whatever Yeah, I think they're different. I guess people are watching that for like to laugh and like this is like gonna be Yeah, it's like I watch like basketball like like that dude. What's his his name I think is it aunt aunt one promo yeah yeah just like you know makes edits of him like crossing dudes off yeah so like that's kind of like that like yeah definitely but yeah but they I think they're they are like this little internet bubble of like we just like watch people play and we like we like our game the way we like it we like everybody you know,

and it's like not the way at all. No, they're two different worlds. So I had texted Kirk after the PFT thing happened, and I don't know if he actually believed this or not, because I pulled the plug on it pretty quickly, because I was like, I just don't even wanna, don't wanna deal with Kirk too much, but I wrote to him, I was like,

I just wanna get ahead of this, because I know you're gonna go ballistic, and I'm like, I'm on your side ahead of this because I know you're going to go ballistic and I like I'm on your side But they invited me because they want to do like a non golfer amateur thing Like just making up some scenario and he wrote like congrats And I don't know if he just was like never believed it. Did they actually know no, I just wanted to like see what you know I was like, okay I wanted him to be like a fucking

So, I don't know if he believed it or not, but because he just wrote back, he wrote back something like, OK, great. Like, congrats. But are you playing in the bar or basketball manhand and I see that I did not know. No, I didn't know that was I don't even like I haven't even heard about. Like I was telling them, John, I I texted Kirk and I said. I said I Said I

Just want to get ahead of this now so you don't go ballistic But Frankie called me today and they invited me to the invitation I was like apparently they want to do some sort of non golfers amateur part of it and he wrote back that makes sense congrats Right away I was like I'm just fucking around because I was like I don't want to even both despair too much Imagine if it was just like yeah, look at this guy look can't swing We're gonna see like which of these bums can drive it the furthest He scares me I if you ever bring up if you ever bring up Kirk I will not like

For the past like that's what I mean, though. Kirk's just a normal funny guy. He's like, Kirk's a nice guy. He obviously gets angry, but the way people talk about him is like, Kirk's just a normal dude. But it's him and his whole fan base. Like, I just don't want that smoke. Yeah.

If I can live without that smoke, I'm going to live without that smoke. I don't want that smoke. But he also, if you ever get caught in the Minahan smoke, the best way is to give it back to him a little bit and then they kind of like you, you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know if I have that bite to me, but. Yeah, yeah.

It's probably best to just not do it, you know? What if I was, yeah. What if you're like what? Yeah. Say it, say it. They asked you to come play for the New York basketball team? I think I'm away, I don't know, I'm trying to figure it out also I don't know if I want that smoke I thought you were a competitor bro I am a yo that's the

problem no I think like I get into a fight every single game I play let's go so like Kirk would like that I think this is good for content I know you'll be a hero to a bunch of Kirk haters if you like up Kirk. Yeah, that is true He's like petrified of Kirk Like that beef with him. I mean I get why it is but yeah, I've always found it's like if you're just like Normal to even me and him have had like our spats and you just kind of it's a lot of sour cream, right? I asked for a I asked just for a side of sour cream They give it a tub of sour cream. Oh, this is your room. No

I was gonna say I mean I'll use all of it, but an ice cream. Yeah Speaking of that who you got a little ice cream in the bathroom Do I have ice cream in the bathroom? No, I thought it looked like a McFlurry and that would be a yogurt Healthy these days healthy these days I I thought it looked like a McFlurry. Oh, that would be a yogurt I still eat a shit ton ice cream I Had some ice cream the other day and I was like it was almost like I fell off the wagon Lord forgive me. It's time to go back to the old me It was good though cuz I had it and I wasn't like mmm my god I was

kind of like that's fine. That's the real test. You can be in front of me and not an addict. I just really really like it. I didn't realize that on ozempic bad food actually tastes bad because it quiets apart in your brain that gets like addicted to like the sugar the to the whatever chemicals. And so without that chemical, it doesn't actually taste that good. So food tastes different. That's what I've heard with Ozempic,

that yes, it's good that it's healthier and skinnier and stuff like that, but it's real applications are it can cure addiction. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I've heard that. I was in the lab. but it's real applications are like it can cure addiction. Really? I get that. I've heard that. I was in the lab.

I can't believe that we just haven't figured out as a society how to make things tasty without like, I mean I guess I'm always pretty surprised that like Coke Zero and Diet Coke is zero calories. And it tastes like a lot of people like that. Like why can't we do that for all food? Why can't there be like broccoli that tastes like fucking ice cream?

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I don't know. I don't think so. I could see cuz he definitely doesn't do it a lot He was like you guys brought this upon yourself. He did say he's like you guys just beat us Understand that but like if the Bucs just beat the Celtics I don't think he's doing like bucks shirts understand that. But like if the Bucs just beat the Celtics, I don't think he's doing like Bucs shirts and Bucs rants and Bucs, uh, you know, state of the unions on the Bucs firing their coach. No, you know, but he was like, you guys bring it upon yourself with like how your antics as a fan base. I get that. But also I'm like, fine.

But then my thing, you can do all this by the way. I don't care. It's good for sports,, New York rivalry all that shit But then there's also times these same people turn around and they're like the Knicks haven't won and they're irrelevant It's like well, which is it? Yeah, you know Because if it was the Orlando Magic who are irrelevant and don't win and they went on some run I think you would be like, ah, like we got beat by the underdogs. Like you almost root for them. Maybe like whatever You're not it's a it's probably a you're not. It's probably a New York thing, it's definitely a Knicks thing,

it could be a Barstool thing, whatever it is, but it's a thing. Yeah, I was trying to think of it. I would be very surprised, maybe Rex Ryan, he did a Coach's Fired thing. I can't imagine there are many. Yeah, and that's because it's like Patriots and Jets are not a rivalry, but they're a rivalry in the content world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's fine, but that's because it's like Patriots and Jets are not a rivalry on but they're a rivalry like in the content world

Yeah, yeah, so that's fine But that's always kind of been my thing about a lot of it that happens with the Mets to like people really don't like the Mets I don't a lot of people don't like the Knicks like it's New York in general, which I understand But then they try to be like New York doesn't mean anything Which fucking is it here which by the way, I have no problem with the Knicks firing Tom Tibbitt. Oh like if Sports like all too often you like let a window close or fuck up your opportunity by like doing the right thing You know what I mean? Yeah, like Tom Tibbitt Oh did earn Not getting fired like he had the best the most sustained success without winning a championship

Of any Knicks coach in a long, long time. He got to the Eastern Conference Finals. You beat Boston. In that sense, you could say they overachieved by beating the number one seed, or two seed, but the number one team, really. But if you just take a step back,

and it's like, there are issues. People are always kind of like, can Tibbs get over the hump and get to the promised land? And if you think he can't, then fucking. Yeah, same thing with Carl Anthony Towns Like if you can move towns like I think you should he did good He was a big piece of why they got there in a regular world Most likely it's like run this core back like see what they can do in the real world It's like the especially right now in the NBA where there's like a lot of parody and like in a weird way

It's almost you can say like there's no LeBron dynasty or Warriors dynasty So like there's parody but also that means that there's like ten teams that are that have a shot at winning Yeah, you got to like strike now and like so if there's good good pieces and coaches and players who got you far But you think that there's issues like rip that fucking band-aid. I agree. I Am on the other side of it and have failed This is by trying to like this is what the Bruins did the Bruins have now fired two coaches who are both Jack Adams Well, I mean honestly their core ended up firing three Jack Adams winners, but like fired Bruce Cassidy won the Stanley Cup next year He won the Stanley Cup not and then they got a new coach, who I really liked. I thought Montgomery was a great coach.

Fired him, start of the season, and they were like, he's not speaking to the players. Guess what happened by the trade deadline? Sold the whole team. Yeah, no, I mean, but here's the thing. It could backfire, but I would rather proactive moves than like we just lose in the Eastern Conference Finals. Yeah, yeah. Like on some regards, it's's like we just had our best season 25 years.

Like that's amazing. And it's like, yes. But also I think there are fundamental problems. Dick's just been out the whole time. That flies me down. We should just put a pixelated over the whole episode. No, I just took a piss. So it just happened.

But I think there are like fundamental problems. Like he plays his players too much. He like got out coached like pretty Directly and against the Pacers. He's supposed to be like a defensive wizard. They didn't play well defensively He like when he finally did sit starters He sat them for way too long like I think there's enough issues where it's like if I had to guess I think some of The players also are like I don't want to play 44 minutes a game You're like taking years off a guy's careers by playing under So, you know, I don't know I I'm it could backfire but I would hate it to just be like yeah

we just like tried again and You know The real shame of it all is like this a lot broke their way this time around Yeah, the Pacers are going to prove and have proved that they're like just a good team I don't know whether it's because they're from Indiana or Halliburton's overrated or whatever that people view them as like the Knicks should have beat them but in hindsight like they shouldn't have they're the better team but it did feel like you got through Boston the Cavs got picked off like all these set up yeah so it's like that was probably your chance so you know who knows but I don't think

it's the craziest thing in the move and that by the flip side of it, it's like Rick Carlisle did a great job with the Pistons and they fired him, brought in Larry Brown, they won a chip. I think LeBron had that happen multiple times, like fire a guy, bring in a new one, wins a chip. So there's precedent, I think, both ways. But a lot of people worried about it.

It's like a lot of people worried about the next end of coaching. Sorry to take it away from the sports aspect of it, but Tom Thibodeau, if I were to come up with a ranking of top 10 most fun names say I put him in there Tom Tom Tibbito Like a such a sexy man. I remember when I was in the He's just very he's as in the gambling cave for

Game three or whatever game I was in the game we gave for and Rico just turns around and goes, what do you think of Timito's hair? It's like, what kind of fucking ridiculous question is that? I think it's absolutely awful. What do you think of this bald man's hair? Yeah. Isn't it like a coma? Like, arguably the worst hair on the planet.

Yeah, I was like, I wouldn't describe it as hair. Is that what you want me to say? Yeah. Mr. Neutrophil Rico, he's got his hair commercials out there. Oh really? Yeah, which Rico does have a nice head of hair, but he does talk about it like he's fucking John Stamos. Does he?

Yeah, he's like, The one thing I got going for me is like, I mean I guess so, I don't know. I think the best hair at Barstool is Owen. Owen's got just the most. He watches this man. But then he said he's gonna shave it. Cause he just shaves it and then like.

Let's it grow for like three years? No, like the next day you're like, wow, the fuck do you have all that hair again? Yeah, he has like Eddie Munster like thick. Dude, you know who might have the best hair in the world? Chrissy D. Does that mean he's got very good hair? Holy shit, he's recently been like,

I think let it go and styling it and I was like, this is the greatest head of hair I've ever fucking seen that handsome prick What else we got oh speaking of Rico that that moment with him jerking off to the camera with the dude to do You see that no, so they did one of their challenges you had to do the three-man We I saw that so he rescue like he's the hero the three-man He was at times the goat where he missed with like four at like 45 And then but then he got number 50 at 49 Did you watch that perhaps you know how it went because it was like you know you do the three-man weave which means you run

Down the court you pass the ball And if you had to just go back and forth like 50 times that you you know no matter how many guys you're rotating it You'd probably get tired And but it seemed like they would like do it and then take a break kind of and then like go again So I don't know what because building up to like number 50 they were like kind of just walking around being like all right I'm ready to go and they put Nadu on the screen doing his laugh haha he does like that Frank laugh you know and I think it was just a video but I think Rico

thought it was a live stream and it goes to Rico and he hits the layup to win it and he just grabs the camera and he's like Violently grabs his dick and balls He had Holding him back in the camera. I think the tip of his dick was like on the camera crazy Anything else what we got? Um, I feel like LeBron is being pretty mean to Brian Windhorst Feel bad for windy Remember like a few weeks ago. I remember that when he's on the Mac and we show yeah

He was kind of like this guy like acts like you were friends like fuck him And that was kind of like I can see where this dude basically like riding your coattails I'm like earning a career off of it and probably being like a little bit of like a Hangar on is weird yeah Like I would think that was a little bit of a two-way street that he used to give you favorable articles and all that kind of shit. He certainly is a LeBron guy. I'm sure he protected him.

I'm sure there's things that Wendy knows he doesn't talk about. And then, and I guess Wendy brought this upon himself, but I think he was right. I guess LeBron is now, is he doing a podcast with Steve Nash or was that just like, okay. He's done one. Yeah, but I think he was right. I guess LeBron is now is he doing this? Podcast with Steve Nash or was that just like he's done one. Yeah, I think and I think they're like doing it together I think it's almost like JJ Rettick is now Steve. Oh, right. I was thinking he was with JJ Yeah, yeah, I was confused in the lights. Yeah and

Wind horse was like if LeBron does a show with Steve Nash and he's just talking X's and O's like I don't think that's people are really gonna like that and I think that's kind of true. I don't know I don't think that's, people are really gonna like that. And I think that's kinda true. I don't know, I don't think that's, I'm sure, he's LeBron James, he does a podcast, people are gonna listen. But I don't, you know, I wouldn't listen to that. I love basketball. But I think there's plenty of basketball fans who are.

Sure. I just don't think it's gonna be like a Pat McAfee. No, but I think that's weird of Wendy to say. I didn't know he said that, that's weird. To come out and like, what do you care, Wendy? Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the context was. I guess if you're just coming out of nowhere, so you you know, you brought it upon yourself the broadside of podcast That's gonna suck. No shit. He would be mad about that

but he was just like he his quote was like Like here goes to two more guys on on on TV talking about like shit They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. It was that's also insane. He goes on James and Steve Nash He goes goes sucks to have to listen to two guys who know nothing about basketball talk about basketball well I must have been sarcastic it's LeBron James and Steve Nash they know that's LeBron talking about windy oh yeah I see so LeBron's being sarcastic and being like yeah people are who are people were interested

in bat like I probably wouldn't listen to it but if you know like McDavidDavid and so and so I like a breakdown of hockey. I'd check it out occasionally Yeah, I wouldn't be a regular listener, but I'd be like pretty cool to watch. I do remember listening to him and JJ Reddick and I was like damn you got to be like You got almost be a professional basketball player to understand what they're talking about like yeah terminology and the plays and shit I was like you have to know the plays that the NBA teams are running like the terms the everything you know to really get it so and I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who are that hardcore, but But I it's just kind of be tough for Wendy to just be like I mean I guess like less than Lauren

Shut the fuck up stop talking about this But damn LeBron is just jerking off Rico Bosco and him that's like He somebody said to him, maybe Pablo Torre or somebody was interviewing him, Wind Horse, and it was kind of like, he was saying that a lot of people came to Wind Horse's defense, and he was like, that must have felt good that a lot of people were like,

hey, like, leave, don't talk shit about Wendy. He's like, you're a good guy, you know. And he was talk shit about Wendy's like a good guy you know and he was like I think that was like good for you like ultimately like that was a win for like your brand and Wendy was like I mean I wish it didn't happen by the guy I've dedicated my life to for the last 20 years didn't openly hate me but yeah that, that's that's a great little feud that's bubbling. I not see that one coming. Oh, I somebody posted on Instagram Jackie's basically her,

her restaurant idea. They said restaurants should have a menu option called the rat that lets you scurry around and eat leftovers that people won't wait or the waiter could ask guests if they would like a box or they would like to send it to the rack. I'm telling you, wait, I have a new, but this one's a shopping idea. It's a store.

No windows, you can't see anything inside of it. And if you go in the store, you have to buy something. And there will be different stuff, well, no, the price range is- What do we call it? Gotta be like twist my arm or something something like you have to do it like you. Yeah, it's like But but but we don't even know like is it close? You don't even know anything. It could be closed It could be like power tools. Well, I call it door number one. Oh, yeah

Door number one love that maybe even have three doors and it's like one door might be closed Yeah, or might be like home decor and one door might be like an illegal alien or maybe it's like a pop-up shop every every week or something like that So you don't know what the pop-up shop is It's kind of like those sample sales and it's like but if you walk in you got to get something, you know What would be cool? like Pop-up thrift stores, but they come from a region pop-up thrift stores, but they come from a region.

It's like your food item. You have to guess the region. So it's just like, it's a Southern pop-up. And you're like, oh, I'll go there. I can get some good fucking Carhartt, car-hart-fucking, Carhartt's actually probably more. I think Carhartt more is like in New England, but I don't know where it is. But Flannel maybe, and then you got California shit,

and you got like, oh, there's like oh, it's like it's a reef That's where the best thrifting is is in Like regional like yeah, I think they say the best place to Thrift store thrift shop is find out where rich people sell their clothes. Yeah Go there what region would have the best thrifting? As I understand I'm not a major thrifter, as I've understand it from paths that the Midwest has the best.

Really? That's funny. Yeah. What country do you think has the most Instagram followers of people combined? Is it America? Wherever Ronaldo's from. Yeah.

No, yeah, you're probably right though. It's America. But Ronaldo, I think it's from Portugal, right? And that's pretty small. He is from Madeira, an island. The Azores. Um, the uh, yeah, it's not, it's America. I would imagine it's 75% of America.

But, I guess India could be maybe, but Russia I don't think has the Jews India, cause India's got stuff that like, I think you said the Jews, I was like, I know the Jews have a potential to get votes. You know the Jews love Instagram. I think those other places, you know, don't even have the right, like, they don't have Instagram.

I guess China, I don't know if China does. India has those? India has those? Yeah. Don't. But India just has like, I bet you like per capita or something it's probably America. Like I bet you America's really close with like one third of the people. Right.

You know what I mean? India has like almost two billion people. And America has yeah India United States Brazil yeah Brazil's right it's us is far behind India and then Brazil's right on our what are the number I honestly don't even know. In millions, so India 413, I don't know how to read graphs like this. Like 413.85 in millions, I don't know what that means.

I think that means 413 million. One of the- But that's all they have for, that can't be right, because Lebron has like 190. So it's gotta be four billion. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Yeah, 413.5. Turkey.

Yeah, wouldn't that turkey? That I feel like has like a lot of rich people, I don't know. I, one of the great like mysteries of the world is why Selena Gomez has so many followers. Crazy, crazy. I said that. Nobody's ever given me an answer.

I think she was like active early on, you know? Like if you just really used it right. Yeah, she was dating Bieber when it came out. I've said that about Selena Gomez. I've asked like the girls in the office, I'm like, what does she, now this is pre Only Murders, but I was like, what, I'm not even trying to talk down to her, but like what does she do?

Like she was a child star. She did a little bit of everything, but nothing like majorly. And then, yeah, like I don't know, she doesn't really make music, I don't think. I don't know of child star. She did a little bit of everything, but nothing like majorly. And then, yeah, I don't know. She doesn't really make music, I don't think. I don't know of any shows. She has some good songs. She, no, she, but there was a,

there was like a five to seven year run where like she wasn't really making music. I, again, I wasn't trying to be an asshole. I was just like, what is, what is Selena Gomez? I used to be a big fan of her. Like, like Wizards of Waverly Place was like my favorite show growing up. She's lost me in the past few years I feel as though she has such a victim mentality kind of I think I was on her side and then it's like even if let's

say you got done dirty by Bieber like it's time to shut the fuck up he's married they've moved on you need to move on to like always sub tweeting sub taking shots yeah yeah yeah like enough enough and like and like, you know Maybe I don't know the whole story because she does also have like a lot of health issues to like that that I'm not saying that But it does just seem like it's like there's certain documentaries where everything is just like what everyone's trying to get her has like if it's Just beaver was like still single whatever but it's like once they have like a wife and kids Yeah, it's time to stop even if they like absolutely, you know We're the in the wrong. It's by the way, Nikki smokes put up his blog

You see that what I would do if I'm selected for the bar so Beach House you wrote a blog That's the blog Nikki has really I mean he just established himself as like a generational coxman. I'm curious to see like He's got he has something like it might be in person like he has like crazy major game I mean, you know It is a little bit gas Ask a lot of people used to kind of be like How does gas fuck so much and then you kind of see him in action and he was like very confident and yeah

Has Riz as the girls would say as the kids would say so maybe it's one of those But I almost think that's a pretty big bulls eye on your back now like I Wouldn't want to walk into anywhere especially any show being like that's the guy who fucks cuz like then if you don't or like Yeah, girl shuts you down or something You know bad look so Yeah, I can't believe Jackie's gonna fuck Nicky Smokes. That's great. Have you guys been thinking the whole time

about how much you wanna just take those two little things and just crush them in your hand? I hadn't thought about it. Do you wanna do it? I had the idea of blowing them head cross my mind. They're really dry, like they will crunch, they will. Yeah, so put a microphone to it. Oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tip him, tip him past. Sorry. Yeah. How about this thing? Have you seen this thing? I saw it. I didn't know what it was.

I don't know what it is. Incense. Oh, you burn this. You burn it. This seems like a health fire. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Like the rest, the hotel the hotels like here's just kindling for your room There's no way you're so you have a light this wood on fire you do that's the whole point

Yeah, that's it. Like you you got to get the bad juju out Mmm, somebody needs to OCD wise crush the other one now. Oh put a microphone to it I'll just crush the other one now. Oh. Put a microphone to it. How about this? We're gonna like it. Oh. Crusty crusty.

That one, that one be good? Yeah. It's crunch. Yeah. All right, let's set that shit on fire. I love that. There's no way this hotel is like, these are open flames to light.

I mean. But it does have scent in it. It does have scent. And that's probably how you would release it. Yeah. We do have to set that on fire. Hi, yeah, front desk, can you bring me fire please? Like an open flame.

There's certain to... You have to clean this up. This is your fault. I wasn't going to do this until you made me do it. Are you going to drop your boob job stats like Kylie? Let the people know what you got done? You could be the reverse. How much did you get taken out? Like I need some girl to make a video being like, Queen Jackie, please drop the breast reduction stats.

If I could find the stats from like years ago, I'll drop them. But I love Kylie for this. Dude, it is, she is on a heater as far as good PR. She's doing like for someone who's a billionaire and a Jenner Kardashian and dating Timothy Chalamet, like she's doing it right right now. Going to Boston, going to Indiana, going to Detroit. She posted the picture of her suitcase where she had like Nick's lingerie in it.

Did you see that? Everyone's like, what a down- Did she get with the meat mill we fuck on the next bed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She posted the Sex and the City meme meme that was like I don't get laid unless the Knicks win so now we got basketball so like she she is on a heater and that yes this girl made a video being like I thought it was like Gonna be like someone was shaming her and she was like fuck you like here it is But it was it was a girl being like I want to get my test done for all the girls who want like

plastic surgery like please tell us how you did it and so it was like a good thing yeah like transparency and like not lying no body shaming and so she said 445 CCs of silicone half underneath the muscle here you go the real winner is that guy Garth Fisher she just dropped the name of the plastic surgeon oh really he was already I mean he was already doing Kendall Jenner's tits and he was like the ABC Extreme Makeover doctor so he's like set. But this was like tagged him and like that guy is like.

His schedule filled up pretty quick. Big time. Apparently under the muscle is a much better boob job than over the muscle, I didn't know. Well she said half and half. Oh okay. She said half under the muscle, which I never heard of that, but like that's, you know,

it's like when you get hibachi and you get the filet mignon and the shrimp. Yeah. Dual half and half. I would say I've always heard under the muscle. I would say whatever they did for Kylie Jenner is what other people should do. Yeah, yeah.

They did a pretty good job. I am reaching a point where I'm kind of like, I want another procedure done to them. Oh, you got the itch? Yeah, but I just really, I just really can't. What if you got your tits back? I know, but can I have it back? Original nipples, please.

Yeah, I'm giving you the rest. Give me this a lot. Yeah. Yeah, so, but I can't. Well, we gotta get your mirror dry. I gotta reach back out to them. We're gonna fix those pits. And then you're gonna do your lips, lips bits and tits yeah and then and

then just like once I get a little bit of money I'm just gonna like get better shampoo get like you know whatever I mean as always you're not you're not ugly or pretty you're rich or poor yeah poor yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's any other side of it just poor but yeah she's I mean a lot of people are loving that like I was like genuinely a smart move because there's just so much Like people put out false expectations and they are fake But they don't let people think that and everyone thinks like why don't I look like that and she's like here's how you look like Yeah, exactly. You know how much it costs and here's how you do it, you know But I do think there's also a part of like you could go do

445 cc's of silicone half under the boob and if you get a bad doctor and you don't have a body like Kylie Jenner It's not gonna look like that. So there still is a little bit of like don't don't hold your breath It's about steroids. Like yeah, you can take steroids if you want Still gotta hit that ball man I also feel like for them like there's no point in keeping it a secret because everyone already You think of plastic surgery like the first family you think it was? Yeah, right. Well, that's what I said it was it was like other families passed down like their recipe. Yeah. Here's how to make our

marinara sauces, little this little that like here's how the Kardashians get their tits. They're seriously like single-handedly not evolving but like I wonder if they're contributing to like evolution at all because now all girls I guess it wasn't really They're contributing to like people are gonna be pretty fucking confused when they find graves Dude, I people hell is all this stuff in people which it are not aging like Megan trainer was started by the other day. She was like, I'm trying to do like anti aging biology things and it's like I mean even Megan trainer not like anti-aging biology things. And it's like, I mean, even Megan Trainor, not like she's a nobody, but like,

I get that like the Kardashians are like, this is what we do, we look pretty. So we gotta do whatever it takes. But all these other people doing like, I mean, they, you know, you look at Christina Aguilera right now, and Lucy Lohan, it's like, you're legit Benjamin Button. Which is getting weird, you're going backwards, man.

And guys, there's just still there. But I actually think guys we were watching the Pti is like a sports sports program and and there's a guy Tony Kornheiser who's been a bald man with like the ring hair He like he looks like an old guy, but he's looked like the same old guy probably from 50 to like 75 He's been around for like 25 years, and he's always looked like that so he's not like young But he's also not really aging and I just feel like in general there are bald guys But he like look at the parcel office like a bunch of those guys in a few more years would have just had like The ring around yeah, I'm tibetan comb over and now they've got hair and that's like some relatively normal dudes

You know, yeah, like if everybody's just doing shit like that Eventually, we're all just gonna look the same like one androgynous species that all looks the same That's kind of like we talked about this on fishbowl but like Being bald like Hair is the one thing that you guys kind of have to like If you're not trying then like that's offensive like we're always like fuck bald guys But not because like actually we care if you're bald. It's just like, if we're gonna like, whatever.

It's like the one thing that you gotta. If you put a little bit of effort, it's like there's medicine, there's the gummies, you could do the transplant. There's options now. It used to just be like, you're fucked. Shave your head, you know? Now there are chances.

I don't know, you would rather, like when White Sox Dave shaved his head, it know, now there are chances. I don't know, you would rather, like I mean when White Sox shaved his head, it was like, you're fine, you know, his hair's growing nicely, you posted like a picture, it's like he's gonna have nice hair, but also he could have just, like would you, if some guy was just like a hot dude who shaved his head and was like, yeah, I'm not,

I don't give a fuck about all that, like I just shave my head. It's kind of like attractive to be like, I don't really care. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like, what I wanna shaved my head. It's kind of like a Attractive to be like I don't really care. Yeah. Yeah, but but like What I want to see is effort like Dave shaved his head midst surgery Yeah, and maybe that was what made him hot was just being like, okay, you're trying Just straight-up said that's what made him hot. Oh, maybe we should get White Sox Dave in the house and then Jackie would.

I really don't. It's what made him in the picture appear more attractive than in past photos. There you go. You're going to edit that, I bet. Yeah, I'm editing all of this. But but I just like again, like we're going to be doing like 40 under the muscle for like whatever like then you better At least you better take a chill. Yeah Maybe by the way, you know, I've seen these threads on like Twitter They're like the barst the Brazil Big Brother house is like out of control There's something going on with the Twitter algorithm

And I know this is gonna sound silly and people gonna laugh at me for it But like if you click on like a sports thing you'll get fed some sports stuff if you click on one horny tweet it could it consumes like I clicked one thing that said big brother Brazil is like out of control look at this thread and it was just screenshots and videos from there and those guys just fuck on like there's under the sheets, but just like Clapping threesomes like this guy was fucking this girl. She was just like in the guys bunk getting fucked and this one dude was watching He was laying like this watching and he just got up and walked over and like grabbed her head This is fucking not yeah, but I watched one thing and now everything is like this thread don't open in public this thread

But I watched one thing and now everything is like this thread don't open in public this thread Is fucking alive now god damn it, but what if you know what if what if parcel Beach House is just like One of these four Which is getting class And then I'm doing the pranks. Yeah. This is like a pig running behind me. A picture of like, Niggie Storks fucking someone, and Jackie's just like, tying their sleeves in knots. Stop it.

Frank Reynolds. Jackie's the gremlin of the shore house. I feel like, get her out. Yeah. All right. We'll be back in New York for next week, right? This is our second episode this week. Yeah. all right. We'll be back in New York for next week, right? This is our second episode this week Yeah, yeah, so all right

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