KFC Radio - Mark Wahlberg Interview | Black Bear Break-ins: Hank the Tank Terrorizes Tahoe

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

- Feits has an announcement about the new Sad Boy Season Sneaker drop - We finally hit 100k, (thank you so much to everyone who has helped us reach our goal) - Last week, the internet ~internetted~ harder than it ever has from Matthew Stafford accidentally helping someone who later got cancelled, to people making up rumors about Patrick Mahomes, to birds mysteriously dying - Twins who married twins (a take from an anti-twins podcast) - get up from the floor challenge - Hank the Tank: the bear who isn't afraid of humans - Top 5 Mark Wahlberg Movies - Video Voicemails - MARK WAHLBERG Interview Including Mark Wahlberg On Tom Holland, His Music Career, Departed Sequel Rumors and Much More +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 0:00 - SBS Shoes Announcement 1:04 - Intro / We hit 100k 14:36 - Internet-in-a-nutshell week 18:38 - Twins married twins / Octo-mom 36:40 - Get up from the floor challenge 47:08 - Hank the Tank 1:06:00 - Top 5 Mark Wahlberg Movies 1:19:40 - Video Voicemails 1:38:18 - Mark Wahlberg Interview +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Betterhelp: Go to https://barstool.link/BHKFC for 10% off your first month. Dodge: Now Hiring: Dodge Chief Donut Maker. $150k Salary, a Dodge Hellcat, and a year of epic adventures. Hellofresh: Go to https://barstool.link/HFKFC and use code kfc16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts! Simplisafe: Go to https://barstool.link/SimplisafekfcYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. The Sad Boys shoes are officially back on sale. They went on sale this morning at 10 a.m. If you're listening to this before 10 a.m., they have not gone on sale yet. I would set an alarm. If it is after 10 a.m., hopefully they've sold out because if they sell out fast, we might have some big things planned. But yesterday, in classic Barstool fashion, we accidentally emailed a link that the shoes were on sale.

That was not true. I don't know how that email went out. It didn't make any goddamn sense, but it went out, and enough people immediately started looking at the shoes that they would sell out today. It was like I forget exactly how many people were looking at it, but there were thousands and thousands of people looking at the link because of that email.

So, if it is pre-10am and you want a pair of shoes, do not dilly-dally. Set an alarm clock. Buy them at 10am. I do not think they will last long. I hope alarm clock. Buy them at 10 a.m. I do not think they will last long. I hope they do. I do not know.

Get them. Love you. Goodbye. I feel like you made the very wise decision at one point to focus on acting. Was there ever a thought to ever go back into music? You're saying about my music career? You motherfucker. Hold on.

I got one song. I just recorded a song. Let me play this shit for you. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It's Clancy and Feidelberg. We are here to fuck around, but we're also here to do business and succeed and make money. And so we just hit one of our latest milestones,

100,000 subscribers on the YouTube channel. So if you're watching this right now on YouTube, you are part of the solution. Thank you. If you're listening to it, you're part on the YouTube channel. So if you're watching this right now on YouTube, you are part of the solution. Thank you. If you're listening to it, you're part of the fucking problem. Switch on over. At least come over and watch, comment, and subscribe.

It's 100K. We get that plaque for 100,000 subscribers. And we should be at like a million, to be honest. I think I'm proud of a hundred thousand, but after how long we've been in the game and if we, uh, if we had been able to do YouTube the whole time and if you motherfuckers would just join the rest of the world and watch

YouTube, I swear to God, we just have to be like this weird little bubble. The last, like the last corner of the internet. That's like, nah, not,

not YouTube. Not for us. Barstool fans. Just, just don't do it. Um, no, we don't, but it's bizarre, but the fans, just don't do it. No, we don't. It's bizarre.

But the amount of work that went into it. I'm very proud. I'm very happy for everybody. Well, we, I mean, Nick specifically, but everybody who like, I mean, we had, we looked at like this, this strategy of it all and the time that we post and how often we post, how many pieces of content, how long the whole nine. Cause that's really the key to it, unless you're just like a lightning in a bottle. The rest, if you're not just going to zip up to millions of followers,

you've got to really be smart about it. And so we did it, got to 100,000, which is kind of like a good benchmark to finally be at. Like I said, I think it's still crazy low. Do you know what this motherfucker's goal is next? I did see that. $250,000? By next year. Yeah, we can do that.

So a quick little $150,000 more. No big deal. I genuinely think, because we finally, we've been jumping around with our strategy for the past year and a half. Yeah, now we finally got it. And finally we're in a groove. And the fact that how much YouTube is pushing shorts. We got a fuck ton in the past three weeks like now we're going astronomically so that's that it took a long time but yeah and obviously like honestly 200k is my

real goal but like i do want to shoot for a quarter of a mil so we get another fucking plaque i just want plaques man i don't think we get another to like 500 i thought there was 250 no i'll double check but oh yeah no i think it's like i think there's only four plaques and like there's one that like three people have gotten. What is it, like 20 million or some shit? It's, I think like 10 or something. Yeah, it's big numbers. Big, big numbers.

So thank you to everybody who did subscribe. And let's try to get to 250. I also think I'm going to maybe start doing some YouTube lives for the Kevin Clancy show. Just do like a little one minute man radio hour once a week. So we got a lot popping on the YouTube channel. There was a promise made for 100K. She's about to find out about it. We promised Polly Feidelberg an appearance on KFC Radio.

Let's see. I do not know what she's going to say. I think I do know what she's going to say. Rhymes with hoe. She's not even going to say. I don't know. I think I do know what she's going to say. It rhymes with hoe. She's not even going to answer. She's that bitch. She's probably not doing that, you know. She's probably like.

She's probably swimming. Swimming? Yeah. She on vacation or something? No, she goes swimming. That's what she's actually doing. To like the Y or some shit? No, she's not.

If she has an answer by now, she's not going to answer. This is classic. That's almost like better. That's just Polly. Polly being Polly. Hi, it's Polly. now, she's not going to say it. This is classic. That's almost like better. That's just Polly. Polly being Polly. Hi, it's Polly. Hi, it's Polly. You know the one.

You know what I mean? Not even like, there can't even be another Polly. That would be like, hi, it's Kobe. Hi, it's Madonna. Hi, it's Polly. One word, one name word. You know it. She might call back during the show show so we'll see what happens

Polly fights we'll eventually get her also triathlon Jackie is going on vacation for longer than all of us combined for the last decade but

she'll be gone for like a month and then when she's back it's triathlon time two weeks by the way yeah two week vacation are you guys excited for boys weeks these are gonna be

fun yeah let's go boys weeks Jackie must be nice sorry I agreed to this so long ago

and then like and then my family what your vacation you agreed to so long ago so sorry queen it's for a wedding first of all

and also guess what don't care I'm not gonna get a chance to get to go again to Dubai So sorry, queen. It's for a wedding, first of all. And also... Guess what? Don't care. I'm not going to get a chance to go again. To Dubai? Yeah. Are you going to do... Okay, how about this?

Since you'll be on vacation and you'll be totally useless, make yourself useful and do some full-blown influencer Dubai thotty shit, you know? Okay. Yeah, full vlog. Okay. Yeah, full vlog. Okay. Full vlog? Yeah, and then we can comment on. That's what we'll do.

Yeah. You guys can go on vacations, and we'll comment on your vacations in the vlog. Vicariously through you. No, you got to do, like, go look at some of the other influencer chicks when they go to Dubai. What do they do? Within reason. You don't have to be a full hoe, but like you gotta go to the right spots

and do... Did you see that influencer, the wild post? Did you follow that account? I do, but I don't see much of it. So the idea behind it is people filming influencers filming themselves. And there was this girl in Dubai and she's on the beach and she's doing one of those yoga poses where you touch

the back of your head to the tip of your toe like that but the girl filming her is like getting lower trying to get it and so she's like squatting and then she kind of does like the catcher stance

with one leg out and then she puts the other leg out and eventually she's just doing a full split with like her ass out while she leans

her chest is on the ground while she's doing a full split while the other girl is doing the ballerina shit I was like this is just perfect Dubai. So I'll do that.

Yeah, I mean, it's probably too hard to see on that screen. But like, she's, look, I mean, it's just, it's so Dubai. Wait, do you want me to go full Instagram thought, not like like interesting? No, we don't give a fuck about interesting. What do you think? I want like

the history of Dubai or some shit? Yeah, we made this in 1997 for people to come and live lavishly and dress half naked. There you go. Okay. Yeah, you're in control of your own thoughtness. That's up to you. But the rest has to be Jackie does Dubai. Yeah.

But I'd go sand dune snowboarding. Maybe I think you can go base jumping off of those giant buildings. Another good one, sure. There was one ride where you can let you drive one car out of a tall building. You drive it right into another tall building. It's crazy. Only one person ever has done that.

He's rather large. Yeah, okay. So Jackie does Dubai. So follow the... Maybe do some shit on YouTube too. So subscribe on YouTube with your Gmail. Also follow along on... We'll give Jackie the reins for the KFC Radio account. And you'll have to just do 24-7 vlogging.

24-7. And do you know what that means? Apparently not. So we got that. And thank you to everybody who helped subscribe Apparently not. So, we got that. And thank you to everybody who helped subscribe. Now let's get into it. So we're going to have, oh, this is our Mark Wahlberg episode. Probably, you think our biggest guest ever?

Yes. He's definitively our biggest guest ever. Definitively, you think so? Definitively our biggest. I mean, he's a pureblood A-lister. Yeah. Yeah. He is as A as A gets. It's like, when we talk gazelles, he's a gaz Yeah. He's got to be the one. He is as A as A gets.

Yeah. It's like, when we talk gazelles, he's a gazelle. He's a gazelle. He's a fucking gazelle. We've got a gazelle on this podcast. Yeah, that's wild. Like, it's Pitt. It's Damon.

It's Leo. Clooney. Clooney. Wahlberg. Wahlberg's there. Yeah. I feel like Wahlberg would come in and, like, beat all those guys up, too. Like, Wahlberg's the one. I do think he's a little boom there. Yeah. I feel like Wahlberg would come in and beat all those guys up, too. Like, Wahlberg's the one.

I do think he's a little blue collar. Yeah. Well, he's not quite as artsy as them. Yes. But he is. I mean, he said it because he kind of busts his balls about the happening, which I don't think is a bad movie. It's so bad.

It is. I walked out of that movie. I walked out of the movie and said, that's the worst movie I've ever seen. Having, no, it was because it was too young for me to be like, I read reviews and stuff. Like I was probably high school age, we'll call it, 2004. Is that happening? Something like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I know I wasn't concerning myself with like, oh, I wonder what the opinions are of this movie. So I went to see it, walked out, I was like, that was pretty dope. Oh man, it's so bad. Just think about it now. It's like, what if I told you it was like, it's going to be Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel running away from plants

or whatever the fuck it was. He doesn't eat? Oh, later than I thought it was. Wow, okay. Do you remember? So we were talking about that moment when you hit him with the happening. That just kind of blurted out. So you'll hear it in the interview.

Early on. Right away. Yeah. And it just happened because he was he was talking about like sometimes you have hits and i was like sometimes you have the happening well no he said we tried to make all of our movies ground in reality and you hit him with like happening and then there's the happening that's right that's fair play it was and he was cool about it he was just like but all the movies we try to really ground in reality and this is like like the happening that's good

like like here's the thing when i do these when i do these interviews like i try to just be like you're you're in my world like you're in my you're a guest to me you know and so i'm gonna let it fly but i also usually like feel it out and i certainly usually wait till the end oh hang on holly hello hi honey how are you i'm well how are you you are you're on speakerphone right now uh because we're recording the podcast and we had said a major milestone which was when we got a hundred thousand subscribers um we're gonna have we're gonna have you on the podcast at some point. Are you going to agree to that? What number are you on now?

We've hit 100,000. This isn't like we're not doing the interview right now. But maybe next time you're in New York, you'd come on the show for a little bit. Yeah. I'm her manager, and I say yes. Yeah. That would be it for me. I'm her manager, and I say yes. Any... That would be it for me.

Does she have a rider? Do you need any specifics? Yeah, do you have any demands? No, no, no. Yeah, excuse me. You can speak to me. All right, so you'll do it? Alright, alright, I'll do it.

Let's go. Alright, I'm going to go back to recording the show, but next time you're in New York, it's now locked in. Okay. Goodbye. Bye. That's going to beat Wahlberg.

I'm not even kidding. This sick world that we live in, today's Mark Wahlberg. We know for a fact it's going to be one of our most downloaded episodes ever, and now we know that Polly will eclipse that. Because people will absolutely listen to her more than Mark Wahlberg. And that is why podcasting

works. That's why we even have jobs, because people actually care about dumb shit like that more more than Mark Wahlberg. And that is why podcasting works. That's why we even have jobs because people actually care about dumb shit like that more than just Mark Wahlberg. But what I was saying with that, uh, with the happening is like, I usually would wait till like the end of the interview, just in case sometimes these people get touchy and they're like, you know,

celebs and they don't like to be made fun of and they'll just shut down, you know, fucking action. Bronson didn't like me taking a little shot. The whole fucking interview blew up. Mark Wahlberg was an A-lister that, like, if that did blow it up, I'd be like, all right, that's an A-lister who doesn't take shit from me. Fine.

Yeah. But he just, the way, I mean, he didn't miss a beat. He goes, well, you know. Yeah, he. And he defended it. It's a good clip. It's a good. And I agree with him 100%.

Yeah. But, like, I mean, Wahlberg's shooting percentage is insane. Through the roof. Through the roof. Dude, I was, like, it's still, I was going through. And you'll hear it in the interview. He's like, so, I just had wrapped up with Denzel, and I went over to De Niro, and I told him that Clooney said.

I mean, just the names are, but it's not name dropping because it's just his life. But, yeah, I mean, look at these. I mean, there's just one after another. I forgot about the Lovely Bones! Dude, there's so many. I forgot about Invincible! Deepwater Horizon fucking fuck. That was part of his year. 2017, he did Deepwater Horizon,

Horizon Daddy's Home, and one other. And that was the year he was the highest grossing actor in the world. Dude, that was... The big hit, a classic. Three Kings, a classic. Two Guns, fucking... I actually loved Miles.

Was it Miles? Lone Survivor is actually legit a very, very intense movie. It's a difficult movie to watch. It is. And knowing it's true... It's so violent. And then seeing how many other guys didn't make it, it's like, whoa.

The Italian job? Yo, the Italian job, we're going to do this one day. Not today. We have a different top five ready. But we're going to do top five best movie posters. Because Charlize Theron in the pair of jeans that she's rocking and that, I was like, yes, please. I remember that was probably the first time I ever saw Charlize Theron.

I was like, that's the hottest girl in the world. Who is that girl? So Mark Wahlberg on the program today. We also have our voicemails, of course, and our top five. So, it's all brought to you by 3Chi. If you want to really enhance this episode, pop a 3Chi. That means you can start vaping. That means you could pop a gummy.

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You must be 21 or older to get down with the 3Chi. Did you see, I tweeted at the end of last week, a summary of the internet? I did see this, yes. And it was, I just, last week was just the internet in a nutshell. Not that it was the funniest week ever or like the most crazy, but it was just like so 2022 worldwide web internet social media. Yeah, Stafford getting in trouble because there was a video like a candid

video of him that was circulating he gets in trouble which is the only way to react to seeing something like that yeah he's drunk and like i've pulled that move i've made that face probably more than any other face i've made in my life the not my problem face that's not me there's no way that falls responsibility that responsibility falls to me also I know that people are just talking about, like, his humanity. But, like, what could he have done? Yeah. If it was that bad of a fall, he's going to reach and, like, pull you up. And I actually, not that this is, like, the end-all be-all, but a paramedic tweeted me being like,

we like when all you guys get the fuck out of the way. Like, let, you know, people are picking up and moving and trying. Just stop. Let us handle it. But while Stafford gets in trouble for a video that he didn't even know was being taken, based on just his reaction to something that's happening, eventually gets shamed into paying for her while the internet is raising money for this girl

who then ends up being racist and homophobic. That is like the internet in a nutshell. When was she racist? Because we were allowed to be racist like preophobic. That is like the internet. When was she racist? Because we were allowed to be racist like pre-2016. She was like 14. It was like 10 years. I think she's like in her early mid-20s, and it was like 10 years ago. And that is crazy, too.

Like, you're going to help this person? I don't know, man. I don't know when. I was just joking that you were allowed to be racist pre-2016. Half joking. Like 75% joking but but like there is an age when you're allowed to be a racist no no no there's like no no there's an age where you're allowed to say dumb shit yeah yeah there's there's an age where you're like look the only one who talked to my parents get mad at them yeah my parents are racist

right yeah I'm just like racist by association 13 years old i don't have any world experience i just know what my dad yells at me in the tv i just know what my dad yells when he's watching box yes that that is and like kelly stafford ran over to help save her and you know uh but then while all that was happening then the patrick beholmes news breaks completely ridiculous made-up rumor that was from a guy just pretending to be an NFL source. So it wasn't like I don't even really blame the initial dude who posted it probably should have said like, there's no way this is true because that's what everyone's first reaction was. But it was at least like fed to him by somebody claiming to be a source. And then because Nate had blogged it and because I talked about it, I had Chief's Kingdom coming at me and Nate thinking that we made it up.

So that was another, like, perfect internet in a nutshell thing. Rick Ross got a cow. That was awesome. That was. 900,000 fucking birds fell out of the sky in Mexico. And there was, like, one last thing that was just like, yep, put a little fucking exclamation point on it. I mean, it was just the perfect...

Oh, and the guy who was doing play-by-play for the planes landing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like we had the potential for hundreds and maybe thousands of lives to die in the air. And we're like, look at this YouTube. It's awesome, man. Go on, then. Go on, then. Go on, then.

You could take that. When he said something like, are you going to land? Are you going to get a nose full of Dunlop? Talking about the Dunlop tires. It's like, this is great, man. The great thing about British accents is you could take them commenting on anything, and it's just them commenting on soccer. Yes, 100%.

To Brits, everything is soccer yeah go on then go on then beautiful cross it's the fucking plane yeah uh so that was like the internet i loved i loved i love a banner week like that and then after that all ended i stumbled across a couple more just just see this picture right here i see okay identical brothers josh and jeremy okay married identical twin sisters britney and brianna both couples gave birth to baby boys at the same time so they are cousins right wait because they they're cousins because it's like your brother's kids are cousins, right? Right, right, right. But because the DNA of the fathers and the mothers are both identical, they are genetically brothers.

What? Because if me and you had the same exact DNA and you paired that up with two moms that have the same exact DNA. Their DNA is just the fucking same. So they are basically, and they're probably going to look like twins too. They're not twins, but they'll probably look like identical. That's fucking weird.

So now you have, yes, I know. So they're talking. I honestly, so let me read a little more about it. When identical sisters Brianna and Brittany were teenagers They hated each other's boyfriends

So often we were in relationships with singletons That's what they called them They're fine, I'm kind of turned on now Singletons Having a term like Singletons They didn't understand our twin sister bond she added that deep down she and her sister had ultimately dreamt to marry a set of

twin brothers i think there was some underlying stress that if one of us got too serious with any singleton then it would ruin this dream we had so um they they all live together they all live together of course raising the kids together And they said it feels like one family unit, not two separate couples with their own babies. It's four of us with two babies. They're still working out what the children will call each of them, but they've thrown ideas around like dunkle and aunt mom, aunt mom. So like, you're my aunt mom.

You're my aunt mom., you're my aunt mom. You're my aunt mom. Or you're my dunkle. Yo, first of all, that just sounds like a piece of your dick and balls. It's like there's the dick, the balls, the taint, and the dunkle. I don't know what it would be, but there's something. That little flap of skin is called your dunkle. If we ever made twins, it was for the show. Wait, the flap of skin that connects your dick to your balls.

It's almost like a wing, if you will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's your dunkle. That's the dunkle from now on. What did you say? I said if you're a twin and you listen to this show, I honestly want you to stop. Like, not like just this episode. Like, never again.

I don't want your business. I don't want to be associated with twins. No. I don't want to be like the twin podcast. This is more than the anti-twin podcast. Sure. Yeah. We are pros so many things. There are. We're the feminists. We'll do the anti-twin podcast. Sure. Yeah. We are pro so many things.

We're the feminists. We're the masculine. We're pro-mental health, pro-suicide. We're like everything. Anti-twin. Anti-twins. Anti-twin for sure. It is.

They talk about that special bond and that this, like, no, you guys have mental deficiencies because you had to share your DNA with another person. And think about it. You shared the womb. You shared the nutrients. you shared the nutrients, you shared everything. You got half of everything you needed. That's why you're so goddamn weird. Including your social awareness.

Including your social misfit because you're missing half of your social skills. You needed more DNA, you needed more food, you needed more air, you needed, I don't know, more attention. More room. You lack everything a full human received yeah no i mean you got you got half of it you freak very very rarely now wait are you talking about uh what about like fraternal twins are they okay all of them nope

if you got a t in your name no it's you're done i think i that, like, I've never met a normal twin in my life. I've been lucky enough to really, I've met a few twins at all. I remember there was these two kids in the Bronx. We just called them Kurt Carl. One was Kurt, one was Carl, and we just called both of them Kurt Carl. Because we had no idea who was who. I just remember I'm good friends with a set of twins. What? I just remember I'm, like'm good friends with the set of twins. What?

I just remember I'm like good friends with the set of twins. Can you differentiate between the two? Nope. We didn't even try. Imagine a bunch of like fifth graders being like we don't even know which one's which so we're just going to call you Kurt Carl. So there was those two. There's the set of twins here that was in the, not here at Barstool, that was in the box for a while.

That was a hidden one for a while. Who's that? Nate Dogg. No, he's not. It's one of those things, this is like the Streisand effect or whatever. Nate is not a twin. He's not?

No. It's been a rumor for a while, but Nate does not have a twin. It's just that he has a brother. That's what we rumor, but Nate does not have a twin. It's just that he has a brother. That's what we kept a secret? Why was that such a secret? I don't think it was.

I think there's just something weird about how it came out happened. But I've met Nate's brothers. No, they're not twins. That's even worse because I'm like, yeah, those two weirdos are definitely twins. They're just normal brothers. That's so funny. Do you remember As yeah, those two weirdos are definitely twins. We're just normal brothers. That's so funny. Do you remember Asa used to have like a kink for twins? And there's a twins like convention, if you will.

No, I shouldn't say convention. More like festival in Ohio every year, which is the eeriest thing you've ever seen. I've seen pictures and footage from it because obviously these twins don't ever separate. So it's just these sets of two, of course, just wandering in the fields of Ohio, undoubtedly banging each other. Like, no doubt about it. If you're a twin, you've at least for sure made out with your sibling. That happened with Tyler Sagan and Jamie Ben got in a lot of trouble because they commented about the Sagan brothers.

And they're like, who knows what they do behind closed doors. Wait, the Sadeen? Sadeens. Yeah, I said Sagan. My bad. They're like, who knows what they do behind closed doors. Wait, is it Sadeen? Sadeen's. Yeah, I said Sagan. My bad. They're like, who knows what they do behind closed doors. And the hockey world is like, how dare you be homophobic? We're being homophobic.

We're being anti-incest. Yeah, you fucking weirdos. They got in trouble. What are you trying to say? They're like, it's not okay for brothers to fuck each other. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying, man. What about triplets? I mean, as the numbers get up, it gets crazier and crazier.

I saw, I hooked up with someone who was... No, I hooked... Oh. I hooked up with someone a couple weeks ago, and we follow each other on Instagram, and the only thing in his bio is just like triplet, and I was immediately just like, okay, now this is a little weird. That's the thing, is it is their persona. It is who they are. Yeah, yeah, now this is a little weird. That's the thing is it is their persona. It is who they are.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I've never met anybody like this, but if you were just like totally normal and you were just like, oh, yeah, I got like... You know what? If it was me, I would just be like, this is my brother. This is my sister. Wow, you look like...

Yeah, figure it out. Yeah, like, yeah. It does not... We don't have to, you know, talk about my DNA, okay? Be normal. Be cool. Yeah, so what if we suck each not, we don't have to, you know, talk about my DNA, okay? Be normal. Be cool. Yeah, so what if we suck each other's dicks every now and then? That's just like jerking off.

Have we gone through that before? If you jerk off your twin, is it, you know? It's problematic, sure. It's problematic. Listen, listen, listen. Listen. I wouldn't slug it. How do you finish the question?

I wouldn't run around, like, like you know with a megaphone telling the world i jerked off my brother okay what are you doing bro you look just like me let me jerk that dick off well here's the thing i'll just jerk my own dick off well okay okay if i was a twin identical twin i'm already we're already fucking weirdos because people like us are twinophobic okay yeah so we look that word up what is you know, people who are uncomfortable or have a phobia of twins. That's what we are. Twin-phobia. But let's say we're already weird.

We're already judged. And it's like, it's like, I could jerk off. Or I could just get like jerked off by me, kind of. Dude. And it's like a better, it's like, it's like getting, it's like actually getting some action, but it's from yourself. it's not. I think,

I don't think that I like that you want to do this. I think I would let my twin jerk me off. Yeah, you'd be like some Holander shit. Because like, we're already doing all the weird shit. We're already weird. Yes,

it's exactly what it's like. When Holander did that, that wasn't incestual. That was just like, he's getting jerked off and blown by his, himself. Holander just got a blowjob. But that wasn't his brother. That was like a he's getting jerked off and blown by his himself homeowner just got a blow that wasn't a clone or whatever okay so let's start there would you fuck your clone no dude i know i've seen me what would you let your clone blow you it's a mouth to mouth i i honestly don't think i would i think i yeah it's only be worse for you i am fucking

muggy i'm not turned on by me i yeah no no it's not it's not loud and clear i am not my type it's not necessarily being turned on by it's almost like i am turned on for whatever reason i could jerk off or i could just have my weird twin do it for me yeah i'd be i'd be grossed out dude if I hit on me I'd call the police I bet they do that though right don't you think that's where it starts this is harassment this guy looks just like me

won't stop coming on to me keeps trying to suck my dick charge him with rape come charge me with rape I'm thinking it's like mutual rape you're both you're both getting charged with rape.

Yeah, no, I bet they do that. I bet they do that. I bet they do that. And as the number gets higher, it just gets weirder. Like triplets and quadruplets and then forget about it when you start doing like sex tuplets

and octuplets. Yeah, with the octomom. Octomom. I mean, that woman. Listen. They're all perverts. They're all perverts. How about this?

What happened? I mean, look at that. Look at that slew of humans. Oh, God. You know what that is? That's a litter. She had a litter. Dude, how are they all so different looking?

I know. I know. It's crazy. They're different races. Yeah, it's like, I think it came from a gangbang. No. You just had everyone come in a fucking bucket

and just dumped it in? An African guy came in me, a white guy came in me, an Asian guy came in me, and they all mixed up. I genuinely didn't know that that was possible that you could have... I don't know if they are different races but they definitely have different skin tones no i mean it's like you know if her you know a bunch of them look like their mom and a bunch of them could look like their dad i it happens with siblings yeah i guess that's true can you look up the father of this i've never seen the father does she not know who

who the dad is yeah look at that that's uh that looked like some of those kids oh there's a question mark there. Oh, wait, sperm. Don't, yeah, because that's the thing. This always happens. Imagine if it was Matt Lauer. Um,

that picture very much makes it look like he's the father. Because this always happens when you do IVF and stuff. That's how you end up with multiples because, uh,

you, you know. But she did it on purpose. Like, it wasn't, it wasn't just like, whoa, I have eight kids in me. What do you mean, on purpose? You can't pick. Yes, you can. What?

Like, she was like, I want to have eight kids in me, right? It wasn't an accident. No. What you do is, when you're doing IVF and shit, you try with multiple eggs. So it's like, we'll put a bunch in you, and you hope that one takes. But sometimes, two take. Sometimes three takes. And in this case, eight takes. She was like, we'll put like a bunch in you and you hope that one takes, but sometimes two take, sometimes three takes.

And in this case, eight take. She was like, I want to set a record. She's like, give me all the fucking eggs. That may be possible that she was like,

load me up, but you can't pick like that. Dude, I think she- Like you think you can just fill out a form and check a box and get as many kids as you want?

I think so, yeah. Why not? That's just not how i mean like like listen you listen theoretically you could say i want eight kids and they implant eight eggs in you and all eight take yeah that that can happen but it's not like a guarantee no i don't think it's a guarantee it's not like you're going through the drive-thru and you put in your order at mcdonald's that's not that's what happened that is what happened she's like i

never talked about that that commercial at at the Super Bowl. Which one? Who struggles to give their order at McDonald's? Their thing was, uh. So when you pull up and they go, hi, may I take your order? And everyone went, um, can I get, uh. It's like at McDonald's, it's like, man, man, man. Oh, I think everyone does that. You don't know what you're getting when you pull up to the drive-thru?

No, but I just say, uh. It's just like giving a speech. I got that shit on deckington. Like there ain't no hesitation. I get through the drive-thru in like 30 seconds. Max front to back. No. Cause I'll, I'll like give you a number one large Sprite.

Two, two happy meals. Six piece double fries, water instead of a juice. I'm always getting stuff different. You just never cease to amaze me. Double cheeseburger. Uh, don't throw in a classic chicken you are disgusting two apple pies probably get it done

you're gross definitely do an M&M at Flurry that's about how it would go gross anyway you can't just like pick the number of kids you want I forgot I've watched her fuck not yet at least I think she's a porn.

I think so. Yeah, I'd forgotten what she looked like that I saw and I was like, oh, I've watched her. Octomom porn, perhaps. Okay, here's one for you. Octomom homo. Yeah, she did. That's what it was. It was masturbation. Pull that out for me. Go back. It was... Okay, yeah, that's fine.

Xvideos does the hard shit man pornhub had to go yeah listen dude that's not so bad yeah that's all right is that really her because that woman actually looked hot everyone stay calm everyone be cool ah you know i remember this i remember being like she's not even masturbating she's barely moving the thing this is this is also too romantic like you're

you've had eight people inside you put the candle out while you fuck yourself also also it's like you can like that little that fucking dildo

ain't doing it dude that you need to you need to put like one of those kids back in there to please you is that post eight kids though

that body is fucking banging for eight kids. Dude, can you even imagine the C-section on that where he's just like one, two, three, it's like the count, four, five. They used a fucking

rib splitter on his stomach. I mean, could you imagine being the runt of the litter? They used a fucking rib splitter on her stomach. I mean, could you imagine being the runt of the litter? Where it's like, what's this one? Oh, she rode the Sibian? Go back. No way. Howard's the goat, man.

Howard had the Octomom riding the Sibian? I didn't realize he was doing that kind of shit that late in the game. Yeah, that's old. Dude, this is, I'm ready to call it, Howard having chicks ride the Sibian on his podcast effectively is the greatest segment of all time. It was just wild. They would ask him questions and shit too, right? Yeah, they'd be like little quizzes while they're like.

Can we get some volume on this? I know what I'm watching tonight. She had bombs. Jesus Christ. Anyway. No, it's fine. I don't need that. Yeah, like,

could you imagine being the runt of that litter? Like you're at the bottom of the dog pile as he's pulling them out. That can't be good. I feel like, you know, you got to get them out, slap on the butt, make sure they're breathing

you got seven more to go or do you just have seven doctors all pulling them out yeah no you got a lot of extra hands or do you have like a crane I know sometimes

they have a suction cup that they put on your head to pull you out to pull babies out yeah sometimes they pull the baby like a fucking plunger

yeah and the head gets like elongated because of it because your head's so squishy it doesn't have all the skull yet. Humanity is just disgusting. So they just squish it back down. It's just nuts that we...

I think... The creation of human life is... Vile. And the shit that you're covered in when you come out, sometimes literally, it's just disgusting. How come Elon Musk hasn't figured out... I know we can kind of do this, but it should be regular. You grow in a pod, bro.

You grow in a pod. Like a chicken who sits on an egg. Yeah. Make these poor girls fucking waddle around with their bodies. It can be dangerous and it's hard and it takes so long. Just put some cum in an egg. Put it in a, and you can check in. You put it in like a storage unit, you know?

And you pop in every day. You open the garage like, okay, he looks good. Okay, close it up. It's like, you know what they have? They have these apps when you're pregnant that it's like this cute thing. It's like your baby is the size of a grain of rice. And then it grows, right? Well, just imagine if that was all happening.

And you could see it. Be like, yeah, look, it's the size of an avocado. Cool. Whatever. And then like Jurassic Park in the end. Life is born. Pull them out of the pod one day. That would be so much better.

But then ladies wouldn't get to be so dramatic about it. And then what would you have? What would girls have if we took away the pain of childbirth? The ability to create life. Dude, I saw, I went to John Mayer last night. And there was a woman there who, like, she's across the aisle from me, and I caught her. I was, like, caught her just being the most dramatic pregnant person I've ever seen in my life.

Like, barely pregnant. Barely. I wouldn't have thought she was pregnant if she wasn't always holding her stomach. I was going to say, almost like the football holds. Yeah. Like, she doesn't want to fumble her stomach. And then she'd be, like, sitting down like this. I was like, I can't have thought she was pregnant if she wasn't always holding her stomach. I was going to say, almost like the football holds. Yeah. Like she doesn't want to fumble her stomach. And then she'd be like slitting down like this. I was like, I can't even.

I don't think you've even been told your family yet. Yeah. Because I don't think you're at that three-month threshold. And it was just like sliding down. I was like, why are you moving so slowly? Just sit. It's like, bitch, you barely have a tummy. Get out of here.

Oh, I got a baby in me. I got to protect it. Grow up! I do love like the it's almost like they become like old and frail like slide into a seat oh you know what we gotta do John? we gotta do uh we gotta test your our skeletal mobility to see if we can get up

yep let's do that real quick where were we on that segment? was there some did we put a final stamp on it? I don't even know. I don't even know where we're at. We went from Mark Wahlberg

to Octomom. We started with the twins. You were, yeah, you were, okay, yeah, the twins.

So the twins are fucking weird and they're gonna bang each other. Sometimes people say to me, like, I got like a new, a person who wants to be introduced to KFC Radio, what episode should I go to

or what, like, encapsulates the show? Just play them that. Like, who fucking knows? But, what i saw last week i texted the group a couple things actually um where uh things for um things for the show to cover and one of them was this new challenge if you will um i remember telling you that the i had seen a physical therapist of some sort say that the sign of like good mobility in your body is can you get up off the ground

right without using your hands um like from indian style or or laying down or whatever was now the new one i think this is more like if you're not just like your body's functioning. This is like if you're strong, if you're like an athlete or whatever. I think it said like muscular. Let me guess exactly. I did send that to the group, no? I don't know. I mean, I definitely saw it around the group.

I don't know if you sent it. Because Nick actually did do it, And that was sent to the group. But anyway, it was like your muscular and your skeletal health or some shit. So you have to hold a stick or a bat of some sort behind your back. Does it matter at all how you get up?

I just don't think your hands can touch the ground. Alright, so this one I think I can do. Jackie was there when Nick did it. What are your thoughts? Well, Nick bent the ground. This one I think I can do. Jackie was there when Nick did it. What are your thoughts? Nick bent the bat. He did bend the bat, but I'll give it to him. The bat got a little

bit compromised, which probably does help. I think that Nick was in the circus. He did gymnastics. That's so funny that this is a natural statement. Nick was in the circus. He did gymnastics. He's pretty good at this is a natural statement. Nick was in the circus. He did gymnastics. He's pretty good at this. My chest still hurts from doing this. See, what I think it takes, and then who came in here and did it?

Oh, the fucking Brendan. Brendan from foreplay. He was like, he's a goalie and shit. He's an e-bug. He's technically in the NHL. Of course he could do the splits to get up. Get down on the ground first. Yeah, I'll get that on the ground first yeah i'll get down on the ground otherwise you're gonna face down with it and your back is hard so feidelberg so now before you do it let me if

you're listening because you're an asshole who doesn't watch on youtube let me let me set the scene john is now on his knees with a metal like bar behind his back with his arms hooked. So his arms are kind of immobilized. I would lay down before you lock your arms in. So he's going to be face down. I might puke. To be honest. You don't have to do it. John getting down is almost

the difficult part for him right now. So now he is face down on his belly. The pipe is on his back. Go ahead and hook your arms around the back. One arm. Two arm. Okay. Now, get up. He is lifting his chin off the ground. My fear, he's on one side now. Back to the other. My fear is that if you try to do it. No. No hands on the ground. No hands on the ground. Right?

My fear of this is if you get up a little bit, but then you just fall forward and smash your face. Because then you're going to the fucking dentist with like no teeth in your head. John is grunting and groaning. I'm afraid he's going to fart. He got up to one knee. No, he didn't. I thought he did.

Now, John, try to do a split both knees out the way that, the way your left knee is, try to do that with your right knee at the same time. Do like a froggy style. Do both knees. Come on. You're doing the other one. Do both. There you go.

Come on. Come on. Pull that right leg. Yeah. Dude, that face down ass up, bro. You kind of had that back arch going. I was like turned on for a second while you were groaning. I bet you chicks who can really arch the back would be great at this.

I made one last push. Just for the listener at home, he's made no progress. Do you hear all that groaning? He is still completely flat on his stomach. There's just no chance here. I feel like he's giving birth. He's onto his side now. The problem is that you can't get on your side

because the metal bar is in the way. But you are kind of on your side. I feel like you're going to break side now. The problem is that you can't get on your side because the metal bar is in the way. But you are kind of on your side. I feel like you're going to break your bones. Are you throwing the white flag? Black? I tried to basically just sneak up on myself. I tried to sneak up

on myself. His wallet is shooting out of his back pocket. I'm surprised that his pants haven't split. I just farted. I knew that was coming. I knew that was coming. Yep. I think we're ready to call it, huh?

I don't think this is going to happen to you. He's doing the rocking now. The scorpion, if you will. Oh, oh. Now he's wiggling like a worm. I got a headache. Yeah. No, that's not happening. That's not happening. John, valiant

effort. A for effort, just zero for any sort of accomplishment. Close. Not even close. Now, have we seen any videos where... Are there people who just like can do it? Yeah, I think the idea is doing it how Brendan did it where you just like

go split leg. That's like the only way I think. Alright, that was fun. Alright, Kevin. That was, yeah. This is going to be real bad. Even the fact that you're doing it is... Kevin might weirdly get it. Like a dick. What the hell is this?

Yeah, I feel like you have a practice and all that. Oh, you can't do it that way. Oh yeah, you just use an arm. Yeah. You can't even use like your arm? What if I use the pipe? I think that's not allowed. No, I wouldn't just put my hands behind my back.

I saw Nick crawling around there. I was like, wait, we got a dog? I got it. I got it. Did you really get it? Someone who was watching? I got it. Yeah. Really?

Yeah, I did. Dude, how? I did. Yeah. I rubbed my fucking, I think I rubbed my fucking rug run on my face that's exactly how I did it what the fuck dude never was I even remotely close

I can't believe I did it I didn't think that was going to happen but I think I'm probably going to have red marks all over my face. That's disheartening for me. My knees hurt. Remember last week I was talking about how it sucks when you have to get on your knees to do sex stuff? Yeah, yeah.

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I know. We take that for granted big time. Even therapists. You have one guy. You have one shot. And if that guy doesn't like you. you got one therapist i know you know we take that for granted big time like even even therapists you have one guy you get one shot and if that guy doesn't like you or yeah it doesn't work out or whatever you're fucked even um regular physical health every person i've ever known i've been in the new york area my whole life anybody who's ever gotten surgery knows a doctor who operated on insert team from the area. Oh, this guy, he does the jets. This guy, he does all the surgery for the Islanders.

I'm like, is there like, does everybody eventually get, do they get a chance to operate on a professional athlete? Is that how it works? Or is there really just like six doctors that are just floating around? But everybody's guy is the best. Everybody is a professional athlete. My shoulder surgery was done by the FSU football team's doctor. No big damn no problem but yeah if you're in the middle of nowhere it's like you know who did it steve who like also happens to be the butcher and also does like the real estate for the town as well uh so yeah uh anyway um my favorite story of the weekend. Hank the Tank. Hank the Tank is a 500-pound bear who they say, quote, has no fear of humans anymore.

He's terrorizing the California area where he lives. He's going through all the garbage. How fucking fat he is! They call him Hank the Tank. They said that paintballs, beanbag bullets, tasers, tranquilizers, nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero.

No effect. Because he's 500 pounds. They'll hit him with a couple. I know. They need to get like a... Get a Gatling gun. Get a.50 cal. Look at how round he is.

He actually doesn't look that big there. He must have been like a baby at that point. He's like breaking into homes, breaking down doors and fences. Now, here's the problem. Bear terrorizing neighborhood is one headline.

Hank the Tank, the 500 pound bear, an entirely different headline. Once you name these things, if they kill this thing, huge backlash. We're going to do Harambe level backlash. Once you name these things, if they kill this thing, huge backlash. We're going to do Harambe level backlash. Once you name them, once you know that it's Harambe,

once you know that it's Hank the Tank, once you know that it has babies and shit, you cannot kill this thing. But at the end of the day, it's a half a fucking metric ton bear that could kill kids. Can't have it running around the hood. What all the families have said is they're like, don't kill him.

And I was like, alright, how about you not call the cops then? Yeah, well that's the issue. So, I think the problem is when you report these things, they're like, well now we have to kill it. Now we have to get it under control. We're going to try to tranquilize it and take it to the zoo or some shit, but if not,

we have to kill it because if it's on record that someone called up and said there's a bear and then it eats a fucking kid. How do you break into over two dozen houses? He's a burglar, bro. It's like Ocean's Eleven. Tank to tank. Downright insane. He is completely round and he's nimble of foot. He is very agile, I bet, if you're going to break into 24 different fucking houses.

He probably just breaks through a window, tiptoes in. They said he just walks in the house and he's just sitting there eating the food. They said he shows no interest in the people. He just breaks in, just sits there and eats the food. You're Hank the Tank. Overweight guy who has no interest in people

but will break into your home, steal your food and just eat it. I've, I've absolutely like that. You know what that is? That's you going to a party. It's not that you didn't break in, but you're like bust down the door and show up.

You don't have any interest in anybody and you eat until you're fucking fat. So you are Hank the tank. So my cousin was crashing with me and he came out, he came into the, uh, the living room yesterday and I was eating a bagel. And he goes, where'd you get that bagel? Do you know what the honest answer to the question was?

Under the couch? The trash. But was it, like, just on top? Oh, it was still wrapped up. Yeah. So what he did... A raw dog bagel in the garbage dump story. No, I'm not a complete animal,

but it was like he had gotten too many bagels the day before, and they were kind of stale. He accidentally hit the wrong button on the app and ordered like six bagels. Yeah. And I knew that in the trash there were two more bagels left. I'd been doing some counting, watching people eat. The numbers are flashing. Yeah, I saw the bagel in the trash there were two more bagels left. I'd been doing some counting, watching people eat. I saw the numbers are flashing.

Yeah, I saw the bagel in the trash. John wakes up and he's like, there's a sesame bagel. I know it's coming. I know there are two bagels in there. So he was in the shower and I came out. I was just kind of sitting there eating bagels. Where'd you get that? The trash.

You asked because you knew you put it in the trash. Right. So how would I be getting a bagel right now? would i be actually a matter of fact you're being rude yeah by even asking you're being rude you should have just said you know where i got it now shut the fuck up that's rude that's like you know when when when i can't think of a good like specific example but when someone's at like a party, oh, here, like a couple weeks ago when Donald Rawlings said, said Pat Sajak instead of Bob Saget. Yeah. And, you know, we didn't like, you know, pile on.

You know, when you know someone's, you just let it go. You know someone's eating a bagel, a garbage bagel? You just let them go. You know what they ask. Now, he was probably thinking, I want a bagel, where'd you get it from? Well, there's another one in ask him. Now, he was probably thinking, I want a bagel. Where'd you get it from?

Well, there's another one of the trash he threw away, too. You go ahead and dig in, buddy. But I'm telling you, man, they better not kill this fucking bear. I don't think they... I think they know. I think they've seen what society can do. Yeah. But you know what else I've seen?

We turn into superheroes. What a 500-pound bear can do. Yeah, but he can't do anything. You know what we should do? He's too fat to do anything. He's too fat to cause destruction. Like, he's too... Oh, I get it.

He's not chaotic enough. Well, you know what it is? Because he's a guy. He's Hank, right? If this was Mama Bear and there were some cubs on the line, I don't care how fat she gets. You get that mom strength, she'll rip your house apart. Right now, Hank just wants, like, bagels from the trash.

You know what you are? You're that bear. this is my favorite video really no kidding one of my favorite wholesome videos on the internet is the bear who calls for the bread slice oh yeah and they frisbee it and he just but the way he puts his paw up like i'll take one bartender one yeah and it just something on ice look this. It's an amazing throw, actually. He just frisbees that shit up right over here. And then just whoop! That's probably Hank. That's probably where he started. When he was like 250, now he's 500. And we keep saying with

like, we're proud. He no longer has a fear of humans. Yeah, no shit. He's a 500 pound bear. What would he be afraid of? When was he afraid of humans? He's taking these BBs and these bullets off him like he's a fucking dinosaur in Jurassic Park. It just doesn't even pierce his skin. Making me announce that I no longer have a fear of ants.

Yeah, I know. They don't pose a threat to me. I have an idea. It's controversial. I think we should kill this bear. Why? I think we should kill this bear. Why? I think we should have all of the merch ready to go. A bunch of R.I.P.

I'm basically making it. Yeah, there you go. A bunch of R.I.P. Hank the Tank. Put the halo on him with the tie-dye shirt like Harambe. And we miraculously have the R.I.P. shirts ready to go because we did it. I might even start manufacturing these things. I'm going to start harvesting these animals.

Kevin's in California for some reason. Come back before the news breaks. I got like this big saw. It's in my mouth like a devil's whisper. I can see big game hunting turned like in the merch game. We're just like, all right, like Delta One, what's right like delta one what's your position all right like take the shot take the shot and he kills it and then we're like we've just gotten word hang the thanks dad buy your shirts here we'll make a million we need to raise big animals set them loose in neighborhoods kill them make the money that seems like a lot of

work but i think i think it but I think it would work. As we know, people like, you know, as soon as there's like one step that like prevents me from doing something, I'm out on it. And if that step is manufacturing large animals and killing them, it's suffice it to say I'm no longer going to be doing this. That step is a cross-country play. I'll buy a Hitman.

Didn't we learn that it's only like 500 bucks to kill somebody? Really? I thought we learned that. Did we learn that together? Me and you. I thought we like looked up on Google on 500 bucks to kill somebody really I thought we learned that did we learn that together I don't think so I thought we like looked up on google on reddit right

like I mean you're like a shitty guy you'll probably get caught and shit but like if you need somebody to get wiped out you can do that

for like 500 bucks oh bears people do for free probably people tune up fucking Hank Tank well see this is the thing

they've been doing like we get Sidney to do it we'll do it out of office Sidney kills Hank the Tank. Well, see, this is the thing. They've been doing, like, like, right now, we get Sidney to do it. Right now. We'll do it out of office. Sidney kills Hank the Tank. Wow. Because, like, right now,

they're like, he has no fear of humans because they're shooting him with paintballs and beanbags. You put, like, a Colt.45 to the bear's head and pull the trigger, he's fucking dead, okay?

That's it. It's a wrap. Put a muzzle right to the, between the eyes, your brain's getting blown out hank now this guy still uh i i still say in the power rankings of bears is two behind the new jersey bear who just walked around on two feet that guy was awesome when was that uh this is like probably like 2017 just do like new jersey bear on two feet this fucking guy look at him yeah for the

first like couple weeks i was like that's just a human in a bear on two feet this fucking guy look at him for the first like couple weeks I was like that's just a human in a bear costume they just caught Johnny Knoxville doing a skid on Jackass this can't possibly be a real bear but it is and he just like struts around like this awkward laughing

laughing he's amazing shaking that ass laughing why is he doing this That dude's awesome. He's amazing. That waddle. Shaking that ass. Why is he doing this? His paws are injured. Yeah, his paws. He hurt his front paws, so he just moseys around on the back paws. They probably murdered him, too.

Yeah. Could you imagine catching that live? That is unbelievable. That's the one. That's the one where I was like, that is a human. That's a fucking human. Look at him. He just looks at the camera. What do you want? What you looking at? That is very much like a human.

It reminds me of the guy who did like the penguin feet. Penguin feet? Yeah. There was a guy in... It's just so bad. His paws are like, you know, can't be fixed.

Irreparable damage to his paws. We're like, this is so cute. But I mean, the way he stops and looks, it's like, take a picture. It'll last you longer. Stop staring. All right, it was in 1948. In 1948,

this is crazy. It's in Florida, obviously. In 1948, several people reported finding large, three-toed animal tracks at Clearwater Beach, Florida. Later, more tracks were found along the shore of the Sawney River, 40 miles from the ocean. Later that year, a giant penguin was allegedly sighted at a distance. The huge bird was described as 15 feet tall and having alligator-like feet. During this same period, people in a boat off the Florida Gulf Coast reported seeing an extremely large penguin-like bird

floating on the water. These incidents were reported in several local newspapers. Later that year, another huge penguin-like bird was allegedly seen from an airplane on the banks of the Suwannee River in northern Florida. Cryptozoologist Ivan T. Sanderson declared that the creature was a giant penguin

that had somehow been driven from its natural habitat. That was in the 40s. On April 11, 1988, the St. Petersburg Times reporter Jan Kirby revealed that the giant penguin hoax had been perpetrated by Tony Signore and Al Williams, a locally known

prankster who died in 1969. Signoreini stated that he had been inspired by a photograph of fossilized dinosaur tracks and showed the reporter the huge penguin feet made of iron using creating the tracks. He would take a boat out and then walk on the water and then swim back to the boat with those and then just go home. And like 40 years, people like...

It was just Tony or Tony and Al? Tony and Al? Tony and Al Because I love the thought of being like It's like a Sunday afternoon and you're like Al, what's up? It's Tony. What are you doing? And he's like, nothing You want to go make some giant human penguin tracks? It's been about 20 years since we did the penguin thing

You want to run it back? Yo, props to them for waiting until 40 years later until somebody died Within two days, I'd be like, it's me, you idiots. It was me, you dumb fucks. I don't know whether to give props to or absolutely hate with all of my heart the people who did like crop circles and shit. Because on the one hand, it's almost like more impressive than fucking a UFO.

Like if a UFO landed, fine. The fact that this guy like did the math and like measured it out and they look like perfect is is more like mind-blowing to me than than aliens but i'm also like you're the biggest loser in the world oh you're a humongous loser but it's cool yeah so it's like both right yeah it's like you you took all that time out of your life you are such a fucking loser that you did this. But also you had the neighborhood in a fucking frenzy, dude. Dude, the... I don't even know if this is going to translate, so we can maybe even cut this out.

Have you ever seen when A-Caster is talking about the bit when he's doing talking about the Loch Ness Monster? And he's talking about how that couple came to be? And he does, like, honestly, for like five minutes, he just tells a joke about this and he's the whole time he's going around just like stomping and like after five minutes reveals

that he's been stomping he's like he's like when we're done with this crop circle you want to go do a lot of small stuffing with me it's like it's like five full minutes of him just telling regular jokes and like he's the goat why is he just telling regular jokes he's the goat why is he stomping so much I mean the bit in the beginning where he's on his knees is the greatest if you haven't seen James Acaster's four specials on

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That was one of the all-time things for the a beer booze cruise that we were friendly with the – what do you call it? With the salesman there. So they were like, yo, put your name in the thing, in the raffle. Because we were raffling off. This was early, early Barstool days. And we were raffling off a trip for two on a booze cruise to the Bahamas and all those places.

And they were like, are you going to enter? I was like, no, I'm not going to enter. I can't. That's crazy. They're like, dude, who cares? Just enter. I forget what bar it was at. It was at a bar in Dorchester or something like that. I have insane luck. You won.

Dude, I win everything. I think we call those multiple grandfather clocks. I've won multiple grandfather clocks. You've never, like, we haven't, like, parlayed that luck into anything professional, but you got two fucking grandfather clocks. Yeah. Awesome. Multiple grandfather clocks that I've won in raffles.

So, obviously, I win this fucking raffle because that's what I do. I win raffles. And turns out they were super fucking wrong that it didn't matter at all. Because I was very foully booed and threatened with violence. One time. People were like, it's fucking rigged. I really wanted to go to Nassau on a fucking carnival cruise ship. We did a Kentucky Derby party in the village, I think.

And there was a Budweiser, I think, and there was a Budweiser, I think it was just like a thousand bucks. I think it was just like straight cash or like gift cards. And one of my best friends,

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we're going to get through all 10 and we're going to miss tons. And also, your top pick could not even be on my radar. You know what I mean? There's so many different ways you could go that it's like, oh, I wasn't even going to think of that one, but it could be someone else's number one overall pick. Yeah, it's my number one shooter.

Shooter. Shooter belongs to you. I wouldn't even take it if I wanted to. I fucking love Shooter with all of my heart dude that scene when they're on the fucking uh they're in the mountains and he's like there's fucking i forget the guy's name the senator is the truth is what i say it is it's fucking like such a random scene to be like,

this is the greatest movie ever. There's a senator and he says that thing. The truth is what I say. No, that's actually at the very end of the movie. I don't want to give any spoilers out there.

But the scene when they're in the fucking mountains and Mark is just sniping motherfuckers from 1,100 feet away. We talk about this on the interview. Bob Lee Swagger.

Unbelievable. Do you think that Swagger Lee is named after Bob Lee Swagger, Paps? What's that? Do you think Swagger Lee from the St. Lunatics is named after Bob Lee Swagger? No. Like he switched it up? Like Swagger Lee, Bob Lee? The St. Lunatics?

Yeah. The St. Lunatics is far before Shooter. Is it when Shooter came out? I mean, St. Lunatics, that's like Nelly, right? Yeah. That's when I was a kid. Shooter is like 2006. 2007.

It's not that much further. I mean, Swaggly might have been going by the name a long time, but like Nelly was what, like early 2000s? Yeah. This is like only probably like a three year difference, but whatever. That's a good amount of time. I guess so. I mean, The Departed.

The Departed is actually just like a great movie. Yeah. Like a lot of the Wallboard movies, like fun movies and like awesome action movies and I mean, The Departed. The Departed is actually just a great movie. A lot of the Wallboard movies are fun movies and awesome action movies and shit, but The Departed was an all-time... If you told me The Departed was your favorite movie ever, I wouldn't begrudge you. I'm sure a lot of people have that. All the fucking...

The best part about The Departed was that we took back the mob from the Guineas. It was all the Irishish mob and i loved it all right i got uh number two i will go i'll probably fucking go this is huge right here this is huge this pic right here is huge because if you don't go where i think you should go, it's going to be huge for me. I'm going Other Guys. Okay, okay. The Other Guys is a funny movie.

It's a quality movie. But The Fighter is a fucking awesome movie. Head body, head body. That's the mom saying that, right? Everyone says that. I picture it as Christian Bale saying it the most. Head body, head body. Head body, head body, head body.

The other guys, I think my cousin worked on the other guys, on the set of the other guys. Can I say, despite how many times I've seen the other guys, I did not get the reference. He says in this interview, where he's talking about Marcus Luttrell sending him a picture of a pelican, and he's like, I think he saw that neither of us got the reference, because he's like, and obviously that's a reference to the other guys. Yeah, I didn't know what that was. I didn't know what he was talking about Marcus Luttrell sending him a picture of a pelican. I think he saw that neither of us got the reference and obviously that's a reference to the other guys. Yeah, I didn't know what that was.

I didn't know what he was talking about. Did he mean peacock? Oh, peacock I would have got. He said pelican. Pelican, yeah. Sounds like I don't know anything about pelican. That line has been taken over by Iowa. Luka Garza's dad screams that at him from the sidelines.

So they sell peacock shirts. Oh, a peacock yellow fly. Yeah, they just caught him on a hot mic one time saying that about his son. He fucked us by saying it wrong. He did say pelican, right? He said pelican. I'm 100% sure he said pelican.

Nate has a twin. I remember the moment it took me a second. Okay, that makes more sense. Peacock, you gotta let me fly, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I'd have gotten that. Yeah. Peacock. You gotta let me fly. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I'll take the fighter.

I mean, that's another one. That's like, I think that's a very underrated movie. Um, but that's, you know, you got Christian Bale.

We're doing like, we're doing, you know, hard, hard living, hard time. Um, great movie.

Great, great movie. All right. In in that case i am going i'll go lone survivor next that would have been my next pick but i knew it was probably gonna be off dude you have fuck fuck there's so many good ones i i have four or five more right now that i need to have on my list um which is not going to work out too well because I only have two spots left. Okay, so you just did that. I am going to take... Now, you know, when you do these drafts, by the way, there are things like, you know, you can pick The Departed because it's just like a great movie,

and then you can also pick things that are like kind of cult classic and memorable, you know what I mean? And something that has just stuck in my brain for all eternity is fear fear when he's punching yourself pretty hard that's what he does because he's gotta get the bruises up man he has the fucking chest all bruised up and also i think he fingers that girl on the on the roller coaster that really stuck with me too is that alicia silverstone yes somebody like yeah right yes i believe so um yeah he's he's fingering her on the uh on the on the roller coaster and then i mean what would you do if your daughter was like dating a like a psychotic freak like that and you're supposed to like you know be the dad but it's

also like i don't know this dude could beat me up look at him what do you want me to do honey fuck this guy call the police on my daughter's boyfriend d, I don't know, this dude can beat me up. Look at him. What do you want me to do, honey? Fuck this guy. Call the police on my daughter's boyfriend. Gabe, you better put out for this guy or he's going to beat the shit out of us. What do you want me to do? Dude, it's crazy. Nick was like going through the IMDb. No, Reese Witherspoon, that's who

it is. Not Alicia. Yeah, because she's all innocent and shit. And he's like, nah, not anymore. The he just never did a TV show that fear was like one of the first things he did and just like it's almost like he jumped right into it

and I think you should leave when Santa is talking about his rate he's like that's my quote and now no matter how good or bad it is you gotta pay me too many dollars because that's my quote and it's like Wahlberg's like yeah I just did a massive movie first and then I never considered doing television ever also i mean we talked about his his music a little bit but like having good vibrations like that that sound that song you put that on like every generation knows that yeah it's crazy uh is it my pick or your pick

my pick yeah you just went fear yeah three kings three three it's a great legitimate good movie is it though? yes give me the ratings if it's below a 70 rating I'll be shocked yeah I was going to say 94 94? it wasn't going to be that high that's got to be a different movie

La Roche Desert or whatever, right? Because that... There's no... 7.1 out of 10 on IMDb. 7 out of 10 on IMDb is great. What is Tomatoes? I bet it's one of those high-end movies. By the way, I don't care about Tomatoes. I don't go by Tomatoes, but

it is a good barometer for certain things. Yeah, 94? What? Three Gates is a fire-ass movie, dude. But you would never expect critics to say 94%. Not a 94, no. 94 is crazy. I mean, 94 is reserved for like...

That might be higher than The Godfather. Yeah, right. That's what I'm saying. Five reasons why The Three Kings might be the best satire? I mean, that... The Godfather's a 97. Amazing. Fucking amazing.

I don't even know if I really remember it. Is there something like super poignant about it? Or it's just like three guys who are, they come home from like the Gulf War and they're- They steal the gold. They steal like the Iraqi gold. Yeah, it's kind of like a heist movie, right? Yeah, it's fire.

It's a great, great movie. 94%. Fuck. Crazy. Okay. This great, great movie. 94%. Fuck. Crazy. Okay. This is my fourth pick. I will go with... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Planet of the Apes. Planet of the Apes? Remake, right? He's in that? He's not in the good remakes. Oh, okay. Like, turning ones have been remade. Right, right, right.

They are critically acclaimed. Then I take that back. I thought he was in that. No, that's... That's Jason Clarke. No, but before that, it's James Franco. James Franco was the first one. Oh, right, right, right.

That's what I was thinking of. The first of those... Jason Clarke, by the way, who... Sneaky might be my favorite actor. He's coming in soon. Yeah, that's going to be a good actor. He's coming in soon. Yeah. That's going to be a good one. Back to back monster stars. Okay.

I take that back. I'm going to go with, um, I'm struggling here. So I'm going to pick a group package of Ted one and Ted two, because of you'll find out when you, when you listen to the interview, you'll find out why Mark Wahlberg and Ted one and Ted two together are near

and dear to my heart, but I gotta have them. Alright, the last one. I am... I very... These last two. End of the Italian Job and Deepwater Horizon. Alright, I am going

Four Brothers. You know what? I think I'm am going Four Brothers. You know what? I think I'm mixing up Four Brothers with Three Kings. Four Brothers has Tyrese in it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's a little more like... Four Brothers is a little more playful, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's more like what you would call a Feidelberg movie, right? Yes. Yes. My final pick, let me just rip through. Obviously, it's got to be actor, right? It can't be like Entourage or Ballers. Ballers is another one. He's got his name, too.

Those are too dope. Ballers a little less so, but we already did Lone Survivor. I'm going to go with... Oh, you know what I'm going to do? I don't even know if I really like the movie, but just for the for the fucking the dick dirk digler boogie nights i don't think it was really his dick or was his dick it made waves though it was not it made waves mark walberg's dick made waves as dirk digler and

like i don't even know if i've even like seen the movie but but that was a that was a big one just because of mark's dick do they they have the... Do they have... Give me Mark Wahlberg's fake dick on Boogie Nights. It's his dick, right? Or like his character's dick. It's his character's dick. Yeah. And it's like his actual...

It's like full frontal, right? Is that it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? He just like fucking dumps it out. That's me in the bathroom every Saturday night. This soft dick hanging, me saying, I'm a star. That's why I'm picking it. Is that all five or you have one more?

No, that's five. All right. So tweet at us at KFC Radio. What are your top five Mark Wahlberg movies? He's either got to be a star in it or have a role in it. Let us know what we missed or what you would have at a higher draft pick. All right, let's get into our voicemails, and then we'll get into Mark Wahlberg. Voicemails today are brought to you by HelloFresh.

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Code KFC16. Voice Mizzy's. Let's go. What's up, KFC Radio? Feidelberg, Jackie, Nick, everyone else involved? Picking up on last week's topic, wondering how best to gauge your going down skill levels. Is that like based on the women you've been with or just self analytics?

Run it back real quick. Picking up on last week's topic. Last week's topic. Wondering how best to gauge your going down skill levels. Is that like based on the women you've been with

or just self analytics? Wondering if there's a scale. I've got some pretty good reviews personally. Wondering if that's just every guy's thing and that's just every girl's

regulation answer. Let me know. Yeah yeah i don't know if this guy's getting reviews from chicks uh i i think this is um it's it's several parts for me i think it's based on feedback it's based on my own analytics my, my own assessment of the situation, which is partly because of three. I'm basing it on how... Mine is based purely on my own analytics. You've never gotten a good review?

Yeah, of course. You know what? I don't have like a... But I don't care about their opinions. I just know. Yeah, they tell me I'm good at it, but it doesn't fucking matter. They can tell me I'm bad at it.

That doesn't matter either. I know you're wrong, because I got pussy juice from my nipples on top of my head. That's what I mean. It's fucking everywhere. I will rarely get like a... I mean, I'll get good reactions. I don't think I get like a proclamation like, that was the best I've ever had, but I'm like assessing the

situation. Like, I gotta change the sheets, girl. It looks like i murdered a person in here yeah it's like i'm wondering if it's dangerous that i just drink pee i don't know what's going on when you when you're when you're when you're done with that and you're like did i just do something unsanitary that's you know it's good okay that's that's what i base it on that i'm a little bit worried about my hygiene after i go down on you that's where i'm at and i also there's a reason i went to the doctors when i had that fucking swollen i was like i have been That I'm a little bit worried about my hygiene after I go down on you. That's where I'm at. There's a reason I went to the doctors when I had that fucking swollen.

I was like, I've been whatever I've been doing. You had the Michael Douglas. You caught that Michael Douglas cancer. I might have a bacterial infection in my throat from putting my head in vaginas. My head in vaginas. Michael Douglas obviously has the ultimate where it's like, I ate your pussy so good I got cancer. That's my favorite.

Right up there with like that's Pat saying that he partied so hard he thought he had AIDS. Michael Douglas being like, I ate your pussy so good I got a terminal disease. That's incredible. Not terminal. That's how I want to go about it. But it could, you know, cancer. The big C.

It's like, it could be. I'm also basing it on the analytics and the feedback of others. Because I always thought, you know. Bro, I don't even, I just have to watch, I just watch another guy eat pussy and I go, I ate pussy good. That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah. But the stories I hear.

Every porn star I think is just gay. I know you said that yeah they're like this is gross I need to suck some dick that dude does not well you know it makes sense

they start out doing like gay for pay they get used to dick and now they gotta eat vagina yeah it's bullshit it's like can you even feel that girl it's barely touching you

I also though I thought the please stop doing that uh uh please stop it just grosses me out just stop it just stop it I always thought that Please stop doing that. Stop it. I always thought that the joke,

but not really a joke, the feedback is always like guys can't find the G-spot. And then, recently, it's morphed into guys can't find the clit. No, it's always been looming.

What do you fucking mean? so guys can't find the clit. No, it's always been looming. I remember that was in the South Park movie. What do you fucking mean? In the South Park movie. And I've yelled about this before. I've yelled about this before, but it's like clits are just really tiny dicks. They're right there. They're in the same fucking spot every time.

They don't go anywhere. It's not inside that you can't see it or find it or touch it. It's not hard at all i could find your clit with like you know a blindfold all give me one finger and no eyesight i'll find your clit in 10 seconds it's like you could drop me in the middle of a fucking tornado i'm still if you put me in a room you lock me in this studio with a girl who's a willing participant. I'm blindfolded, but I don't know where she is in the room.

I will find her and her clit in under 20 seconds. That's a good bet. No, you wouldn't. Not 20 seconds. But once. Okay. Can she say, hey, I'm over here? Marco Polo.

Okay. Marco Polo. If I was playing Marco Polo with a girl. This is good. Because here's the thing. Here's the thing. Once I find a girl, I will good. Because here's the thing. Here's the thing. Once I find a girl, I will find her clit in two seconds. Literally one, two, my finger's on your clit.

So it's about me finding you in the room first. Now, if she's like trying to be elusive, if she's like an oiled up pig. If it's hard for me to trap this woman. If she's like an oiled up pig and she's slippery and running away from me then that's a different story but if she's a willing participant who just stays still like like battleship she gets to pick one spot she gets to pick one spot run it around because like if i only turn the lights on she's gonna get away like if i walked in the room if she was smart well again it depends on if she wants

if she's trying to you know if you're trying if you bet the over on this 20 seconds if she hid right by the door and I came in right away and I'm looking to the back corner and this back corner

and I gotta make it all the way back to the front before I find her then it could be like over a minute but my point is once I find you my fingers on your clit

in two seconds what movie is this from? Oh, it's Blockers. What's Blockers? Cockblockers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they fucking, what's his name? The guy from Veep.

Kent from Veep. He's like, they do a thing where it's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Naked. Yes, that's me. Just reaching out, trying to grab. But once I find you, i'll find your clit in in one second i'll find your g-spot in one second yeah i mean the g-spot's in the same spot every

time too it's the sponge in the front it's easy like they like like we knew that and people still don't i just don't get it it's really like girls being like i can't find the dick and balls it's right fucking there it's like a little bit harder than that, but it's all pretty much the same. I've never, I've never met someone where it's like, oh, our G-spot's on like the left side. It's always in the front. Dude, imagine if it was fucking. It was moving around. Something that moved around and like.

Imagine if it was like, could move around your whole body. Like it would literally be like, like, like what's in the box. Like we're just trying to feel around for it. And you're like, oh, you're a bottom girl. I had a girl who used to tell me to scratch the back. Like, she did kind of have the reverse. She would always be like, scratch the back. And I would, like, turn my hand that way and just, like, pat the back.

And I think she got a, I think she had a G-spot in the back. She had a G-spot in her butt. Kevin, it sounds like you're describing sex with a man, and it's called a prostate. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, I was with this girl. It was weird. She had a dick, and her G-spot in her butt. Kevin, it sounds like you're describing sex with a man, and it's called a prostate. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, I was with this girl. It was weird. She had a dick, and her G-spot was in her ass.

She had the biggest clit I've ever seen. This clit was like six inches. That's why Kevin found it so fast. She got a fucking dirty-ass clit. Always wanted me to fuck her ass. I was jerking that clit was like six inches. That's why Kevin found it so fast. She got a fucking dirty ass clit. Always wanted me to fuck her ass. I was jerking that clit off. I suppose the next voicemail. What's up, KFC?

Fights, Jackie, Nick, Pavs, Zach, everyone in the gang. I just got home from work in the gym and got out of the shower. It's like 8.30 right now. And as I was preparing to take a shower, I'm like, oh, my God, this is a pain in the gym and got out of the shower it's like 8 30 right now and as i was preparing to take a shower i'm like oh my god there's a pain in the ass if i could have these 10 minutes back i would if i could just never shower again and get away with it 100 so it kind of got me thinking what's like one thing that people do in everyday life that's a pain in the ass and if you could eliminate it and still get away with it what would it be? Brush teeth.

Let me know. I hate brushing my teeth. I spend six minutes a day brushing my teeth. It's so annoying. It's more time than I basically do anything else. Think about something

that you consistently do for like that many minutes and you just don't do it. Because I do I brush my teeth three times a day and I have one of those robot toothbrushes now

that doesn't turn off until two minutes and I get scared I'm like i'm gonna get the robots i know they're coming i don't want to piss them off like keep your keep your toothbrush happy i just do his thing yeah whatever the robot wants yeah keep keep on the good side yep and when it comes to like nighttime i'm like i've done this for six minutes on recording days i talk longer than six minutes i do not think i ever eat more than six minutes. I do not think I ever eat

more than six minutes in a day. You sleep. That's it. Brush your teeth. And then forget about it. Flossing and all that shit. I kind of floss sometimes. I'm not a huge flosser. How many times a year do you think you floss? Oh, over 50.

I'm probably like a once a week-er. Maybe sometimes a little more. How many times a year do you think you floss Nick? no I don't how many times a year do you floss? none? it's a recent thing it hasn't been my whole life Jackie? how often do you floss? once a month

Pabst? Pabst has like never flossed his life I'd say I'm on pace for 50 this year but this will be my first year where it goes over 50. That is nuts. I just have a bag sitting right by my sink. I have a bag like those little things. Oh, you do those?

Yeah. I do the old school. Brush your teeth is a good one. I like showering. I enjoy showers. When you're in a rush or something, showering is annoying, but for the most're in a rush or something, showering is annoying. But for the most part, a hot shower

that you can last. Cutting your nails. Cutting my nails. Cutting your nails is the worst. I am obsessed with trying to get my nails on point and I just can't do it. You cut your nails all day, every day. But recently, I've gotten a bunch of different creams and shit

and I put lotions on lotions on lotions with vaseline and lotions and trying to like fucking fix it nothing works i just want to chop my goddamn fingers off why i don't know they just they just like i get like hangnails by like even if i don't even if i don't like bite or or clip or touch they just i get hangnails and I get little... I do, but I guess I gotta consistently go. It's a bitch. If they could just be good, manicured, but without having to deal with it, that would

be a great one. Shaving. Huge one. I haven't shaved in... Let's not sound like a blade touching your face. But even just doing the trim. A blade? What does that mean? Is that suicide? Whoever loses has to shave their face. Oh, well, but even just like doing the trim. You want to make a blade? What does that mean? It means suicide?

Whoever loses has to shave their face. No, no, I do not. I won't risk that. I think we should do it. I won't risk that. You won't risk that? I don't even know what the bet would be. And you're like, no.

I would look so awful with not even scruff. That'd be funny. For what? I don't know. Do you have any ideas for a blade bet? All right, I'll do it. But it's got to be worth it. It's got a Blade bet. That'd be funny. For what? I don't know. Do you have any ideas for a Blade bet? All right, I'll do it. But it's got to be worth it. It's got to be good.

Yeah. It's got to be something worth it. Yeah, so we can't force it. You know what? We'll do another. How about this? We'll do another milestone for subscribers, and it's a coin flip. Oh, wow.

I was going to do, we could have a challenge of who could get more subscribers where each of you have a day of the week like you have Tuesday and you get to do as many mad man out here as many subscribers

of the ad drops and like we'll measure afterwards like Tuesday is your day to like tell people to subscribe Thursday is your day and we can see

at the end puppet master this whole thing turn us into his little pawns the person who loses this so you could do whatever you want on social all this shit to promote and get people to subscribe all right that's a good idea uh we can do drop-ins in the episode how long yeah when's we'll figure all that out we'll do all that okay all right blade

bet incoming uh last voicemail let's go oh wait a minute it's a whole production crew shout out nick i want to see you jump from crash bandicoot to like ratchet and clank or something on the next stream talking about uh kfc radio arcade nick he's been doing uh video gaming on the kfc radio youtube live streaming so if you're into all that go over to the kfc radio youtube and uh he's been you've been doing crash bandicoot uh i ran through all those i did tony hawk last night tony hawk without the music not as fun not as fun to watch oh because you can't get to youtube yeah because well i realized it right before i played i wrote like a blog to promote it talking about the music and then i was like if i get a strike on our channel and we can put out the fucking Mark Wahlberg. Imagine that.

Because I'm like shrieking to a couple people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the case. But yeah, no. We went through Crash Bandicoot. Probably going to play. They just released another one. But people are saying Red Dead, I think, is the next one.

All right. If anybody has suggestions. Whatever you're into. I'll play whatever. All right. Back to the voicemail. Stream. She would be fun. So I was in Nashville this weekend for a cousin's birthday party.

She just turned 21, and my license had expired a day beforehand. So despite it being a real license and proving that I'm like 25 fucking years old. There is not one but two blowhards at the fucking front of two bars that kept me from getting in. It was like, yeah, I can't legally drive a car, but I just proved to you that I'm over 21. This is a real fucking license. So my question about this is,

what's an arbitrary fucking rule like the piece of paper that lets me drive a car kept me from getting into a bar what's an arbitrary rule that kept you from doing something well is that his license expired yeah so yeah that is a good one um especially when people are like a ball buster about like the night of or whatever yeah yeah i mean i've said this a million times but just traffic rules in general the amount like there's a red octagon on the side of the road there so i gotta stop my car the light goes you know red i'm gonna sit here with no cars coming in either direction for the next like 60 seconds but once it goes green i'll drive again like

that's so wild to me in like a city in a major place fine but you're at like a one like two lane road intersecting and you just wait with nobody for miles you're gonna stop and wait that's crazy that is like crazy like particularly why like when you think back on like this is like a a theme that i've seen pretty popular since you know vaccines and all that stuff started and when people were like i don't understand how we ever passed laws that said like you can't smoke inside or pass laws that said like uh you have to wear a seat belt because people just people would be like yeah my freedoms i think it's an argument for that people are generally good because like they like they just don't want like there's a lot of things that would just like chaos would ensue but people are just like all right i'll just follow the rules but but the fact that like they are laws yeah like they

they were passed pretty recently yeah yeah so like the fact that like they're in force kind of like like people people who want to smoke in bars show up and they're like i just can't that's a rule yeah it's a it's a rule but you know the i guess you could get fined or something like that but for the most part you're you're self-policing. Well, you're not self-policing. It's just a rule. But what is the... Unless a cop's going to come and give you a $100 fine for smoking in a bar, you're just doing it to not be an asshole.

Well, the bartender would tell you to knock it off or you'd get kicked out. I guess, yeah. I guess if it's getting kicked out that would be the but like seatbelts in general it's like you might a cop might see you but for the most part people caught on to that one I guess there's like self preservation involved there where you're like I guess it is smarter

but for the most part people will just the vast majority of people will just do stuff yeah which is kind of weird because you think most people every person I see is an asshole you know to an extent the craziest shit is the people on motorcycles who like cross the state boundary into pennsylvania and take their helmet off like really you dumb dickhead you see these guys pulling over like here's the here's the take off your helmet spot absolutely insane all right so let's get into it now.

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That's for certain, man. This is the upgrade? Yeah, this is as good as it gets. Hey, listen. I don't like spending money for the sake of spending money, you know? I think less is more. As long as you're pushing out great content. That's the name of the game.

I mean, honestly, the shit that we used to do back in the day when it was like you know recording off of a phone or just I was in my daughter's nursery like filming

it's almost better than this shit you know yeah well I tell you I went to I went to go visit my brother and I went to Wahlburgers headquarters

and you swear it was fucking like McDonald's it's like you think it's a hundred billion dollar business they were fucking spending excess everything it was like like McDonald's. It's like, do you think it's a hundred billion dollar business? They were fucking spending excess everything. It was like all branded and fucking

all this merchandising, giveaway shit, TVs in every room, TV in the kitchen, in the bathroom, three kitchens. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Fired a bunch of people. Shut her down. Damn! Roll over and roll in like Grim Reaper.

Well, when there's capital calls, right? Absolutely. You're the majority owner of the company. Who else are they calling to fund all their shit? Right. I mean, there's no money tree in the backyard. You want to make money. Nobody cares what the office looks like.

It's true, man. Sell good burgers, right? I literally operate all of my offices, all of my companies off of my cell phone. That's it. I don't have offices and overhead. It's ridiculous. Just sell the burgers, dude. Make good movies, right?

Exactly. The new movie, Uncharted, is to say right up our alley is a gross understatement, dude. Nice. We were saying it's like part Indiana Jones, part Goonies, part National Treasure. I mean, just like a great combo of all that fun stuff. Yeah, that's what I loved about it. I mean, I've made movies, but all the movies we try to really ground in reality. And this is like...

Like the happening. Well, that... Some things happen and turn out the way you want, some don't. But I do want to take a second to apologize to M. Night because I'm a huge fan of his and he's one of the nicest guys and certainly one of the best directors that I've worked with but that one didn't work out as well and some

others you know but I do have I mean if we were talking baseball stats here I'd be in the Hall of Fame I mean you know if you bet 300 you get in I've had more good ones than bad not even a question but it's tough it's tough you know it's hard enough to get a movie made never mind make a good one that's that's the big challenge right so with this you know we had

something but you've already seen it before in indiana jones and all these things so the way to elevate the material is really to have great chemistry with me and tom you have some banter and some humor that kind of made people much more interested. Is that where you kind of started that when you were trying to bang him? Yeah, that was a wild one. Oh, my God. That was a wild one, dude.

Again, I'm like. He's like, oh, mate, I'm so sore. I don't want to look out without a stretch and all this. And then Spider-Man, he hurt my leg. I said, oh, wait. Dude, I have something for to walk out without a stretch and all this, and Spider-Man, it hurt my leg. I said, oh, dude, I have something for you.

I give you a power pulse massage gun and it says it on the box. And he's like, oh, thank you. And I'm like, you know,

he's come up to my house in an Uber, so I'm like, let me give you a ride to the hotel. And it's like, he didn't tell me until after.

You could tell he was acting a little bit strange, but it was like, then all of a sudden he's like, sex toy and all this. I'm like, what strange, but it was like, then all of a sudden, he's like, sex toy and all this. I'm like, what?

Where? Well, clearly, this is him having a, you know. Yeah, he's the one that went there, right? Yeah, yeah. I was like, trying to help the guy out. What are you going to do? What kind of sex toys is Tom Holland using? Yeah, for real. I just look at the massage and go,

that's not something I'm using. You use one of those things in that way, you're going to the hospital, dude. Shit's at like 2,000 RPMs or whatever, man. Yeah, I didn't expect that one, that's for sure. He's on a high right now. I mean, you two together has got to be seen when you're doing press and premieres and walking around together. Yeah, it's cool.

Look, here's the great thing. We just did a TV show together. I came outside. There was some young people out there, and he was already kind of signing stuff, and I just got in the car and left. Let the kid do the work? Yeah, let him do his thing, you know?

I think, you know, I'm more like a consolation prize than what I was the old guy for, which is fine. I mean, I've been there and done it all. That was what was so easy about going from, because I was originally, you know, cast as Nathan Drake. And I never really, they never called me and said, oh, by the way,

now you've aged out of that part. We want you to play the older guy. When did they cast you as that? David O. Russell and I were doing the first version of it in 2009, 2010, right after Fighter came out. So it was me and Post Beat De Niro.

And Pat Shewman kind of do this kind of whole mob robbing museums and stuff like that. And then a bunch of other filmmakers came on and I was loosely attached.

And then they just called recently and they're like, all right, we're getting the movie going. I was like, cool. And I was like, but who's the other guy?

And they were like, Tom Holland. I was like, what? I'm thinking maybe we get De Niro or we get Jack Nicholson one more time, Tommy Lee Jones or, you know, Bryan Cranston. And then all of a sudden they were like, Tom Holland.

I was like, for what? And I was like, okay, I get it. I'm the old guy. Was there like a moment, like, was it kind of like a pause? Like, maybe Mark will pick up on this by himself. I just laughed. I laughed and I was like right away, I was like, oh my God,

I get to do a lot less of the stunt work. Barking orders from the helicopter. And for me to try to play, because they wanted to find a cool way into the movie, still satisfying the diehard gamers, but at the same time, introducing the world of Uncharted

to a whole new audience. And Tom's a little bit younger, and he's supposed to become Nathan Drake towards the end of the movie. I was supposed to become Sully with the mustache that everybody knows. So I was like, yeah, it's fine. It would have been pretty ridiculous, me limping around the whole time. I mean, you remember movies like The Irish't know, like movies like The Irishman. I was going to say, your boy De Niro. Oh, my God.

I love that one. But yeah, I mean, it was limping down the street. Yeah, it was tough seeing him. Is it tough? You mentioned like keeping the gamers happy. And I think you even said that last night. Getting in with the video game world. I mean, it might be a pain in the ass, but it's huge.

Yeah, you got the video game world. But the thing is, the difference between like video game world and then like game world and then comic book world is that these guys were the characters. They're playing the game. So they're in control of Nate and Sully. And so for them to kind of allow us to go off and do our version of it, we wanted to make sure that we satisfied them as well as bring a new audience. So definitely mindful of that. That's got to be fucking stressful, though. It's stressful.

It's not as stressful as playing Marcus Luttrell in a movie, you know, and he's standing right there ready to freaking kill you if you don't get it right. But it's stressful. Yeah, I always feel an obligation and responsibility to get it right anyway. Dude, I'd almost rather get my ass kicked by Marcus Luttrell than have, like, video gamers mad at me on Twitter. That's a man who's never been in a room by Marcus Luttrell than have video gamers mad at me on Twitter. That's a man who's never been in a room with Marcus Luttrell. That's what that is.

Yeah, and that's a guy who spends too much time on his phone. I've never been in fear of somebody on a telephone. I don't read this shit anyway, so I don't even know where to find it. That's a good way to be. First of all, calling it a telephone is a good start. Stay off that shit. I've never even shopped on my phone. I just figured out

how to text recently, email, and multi-FaceTime is my new discovery. But getting people angry on the phone, it doesn't really... The last time I think you really set the internet on fire was your daily schedule. Starting at

2.30 in the morning like an absolute lunatic. Yeah. And then the sprint golf. Some of it was a little misinterpreted. And I think because at one point they had me taking like an hour and 20-minute shower. At least somebody interpreted that. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I take those two, Mark.

I get it. I was like, no. And I don't do that all the time. I am back on that schedule now and like this morning. So were you up at 2.30 today? I was up at 2.45 New York time, but we literally got, we arrived yesterday. So we were on LA time. Right, right.

So I've got, we had those guys open up the gym for us at 4 o'clock in the morning. And every single person that was with me was absolutely miserable. I'm sure they were. I literally had my guys. Yeah, everybody with me was absolutely miserable. I'm sure they were. I literally had my guys, I said, get a video of these guys and their faces because they were all just miserable and I was so excited to be in there. You're up and you're like,

it's not like you're dragging yourself out of bed. No. Let's fucking rock. No, I mean, some days are easier than others, but I am more motivated and driven now than I've ever been. I feel like I actually have an opportunity to be successful in this business.

Oh, you think so? You got a chance? Yeah. That is my approach. After this appearance here on, maybe we'll put Mark Wahlberg on. Yeah, once I show up. Maybe you guys, this little operation called Mark Wahlberg. Show up in this closet that certainly has to be, I mean, I can't imagine the fire department

or health department is going to shut you guys down. But no inspections have been passed. This is nice. You came in kind of clowning it, and I was like, oh, I thought this place was nice. It's like the best we've ever had, man. We're just realizing it sucks. I told you. It just came from SiriusXM.

They got expensive shit over it. I guess it's a little bit different. It's a little different. But all good. They probably have a bunch of bigger expenses. Well, all that overhead you talk about. They got TVs everywhere and shit. All we need is a microphone, man.

I promise you. All the stuff that we're doing. And I pride myself on it because, for me me, I now just started financing my own films, and I really want to own everything that I do. That's the big time shit, yeah. When I did go to investors for different things, people now are starting to buy into people's production companies and buying content and venture capital guys going back into the entertainment space. Before, they never went into the entertainment space because they always lost money. It was just a vanity play.

Like, if they wanted to go to the Oscars or the Golden Globes or go to premieres and they just had a few money, then they would invest, but they wouldn't expect to see any return because it was all smoke and mirrors and trying to audit, you know, a studio. It's just craziness. But we always prided ourselves on making real money for our investors. Like, if you spent money

invested in us on a movie or a television show, we didn't pad our pockets with salaries and stuff like that. We would always share in the upside

and make sure the people were successful. That's the only way you got to do business over and repeat business. So, I think now people are getting it,

but, you know, why waste money in excess? Would you like to invest in us? Possibly. Yeah? Not possibly.

We'll leave. We'll get the fuck out of here. Whatever you want. You guys can come with us. They said you guys are the hottest ones over here. Oh, I don't know about that, but I'll take it. How about just give me like 50 grand? Oh, that's easy.

Yeah. I'm on a crusade. I used to ask everybody for 50 grand. Just give me that ring. We'll give you 50 and a watch. Don't worry. We, that's easy. I'm on a crusade. I used to ask everybody for 50 grand. We'll give you 50 and a watch. Don't worry, we'll throw the watch to you. That ring is no joke, man. It's just a wedding band. Usually everybody's got that rinky

thing shit. You're walking around, I am fucking married, man. I feel like you despite a huge career and massive success, you kind of still stay, I feel like you're grounded. You're a normal dude. Is that a thing you make an effort to do or just kind of always been that way? I just kind of am, you know what I mean? I come from the real world.

I was always prepared to go back there. I never really felt like, I don't know, this was going to be sustainable, but I would work as hard as I could to maintain it, and I would never do anything to screw it up, and I'm always willing to outwork everybody. But I'm always willing to, and I knew I could go home with my head held high. And I take pride in what I do for sure. But at the end of the day, I'm just a regular guy.

There's much more important things. There's much more important things going on. You think about it, right? In the grand scheme of things, I do a lot of business think about it, right? In the grand scheme of things, like I do a lot of business in middle America, right? In middle America, and people have real problems and real issues and different things that I can relate to and identify with. Other people lose touch with reality or they've never really lived in the real world, right? And so I don't know, it just keeps me grounded and keeps me level-headed. And do I think I'm as good or better than most of the people that I work with absolutely because I'm willing to go do

the work and I also have the real-life experience to draw on mm-hmm so I'm competitive in that way but yeah I'm also super humble and I you know I appreciate the opportunities that I get was there as you as you were saying that I was thinking in my house like sounds like Vinny Chase some Vinny Chase would say I could go home and I was like yeah yeah but you know he also Sounds like Vinny Chase, something Vinny Chase would say. That makes sense. You know, it's one of those things where. That's ridiculous. You're like, I could go home. And I was like, yeah, that's what I'm going to do.

Yeah. All right. Yeah. But, you know, he also didn't, you know, everything came easy in a way where it was like when we started talking about doing that particular show. And it was like, we're going to do guys from Boston. And, you know, the way guys from Boston operated were very different from how those guys operated. They would understand people getting into physical altercations and all that stuff.

And then it was so hard to find a guy who was believable as a movie star that wasn't already a movie star. So when we cast him it was like,

okay, this would be kind of like a composite character of me and Leo and other guys that we know in the business. But yeah,

you always had, certainly the big thing was being loyal and bringing your friends on the ride my buddies are always still with me the ones that are still here

and that's I think a big difference too is you bring your friends with you from your regular life before you blew up and they're the guys who will tell you

you're being an idiot you look like a moron cut it out you're being an asshole because if you bring around just the new people they just got their hands out people want to yes you to death

everybody's trying to hiss themselves to your wagon. What Entourage did for my generation, the amount of cult following that has, I mean, it's crazy. We do a trivia show here, and Entourage questions are usually in it. Everybody's watched it like 10 times over. Is it one of the more cult classic things that you've done? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. It it one of the bigger, like one of the more cult classic things that you've done?

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. You know, it's one of those things. I don't even, is cult classic even the right phrase for it? Because it's so popular. Well, it's so big,

but I mean like, like the audience acts like rabid. It's more like a pop phenomenon. Yeah. I mean, it started to become this cult thing and then it became this big, massive thing,

which then came with it a lot of resentment because it became too successful. Like people had it. It was their thing. It was for guys. I mean, we completely ripped off Sex and the City, right? Sex and the City for guys, but it fucking works. My wife and all her friends were always talking about

they couldn't miss it for anything. We wanted to do our own version of that. Nailed it. Fucking nailed it. Also, a funny story for you. Both of my kids were delivered after watching Ted 1 and Ted 2. Oh, really?

We were in the hospital for number one and it was like trying to find, you know, something light and easy to watch and Ted was out,

we watched it and then when 2 was coming around, so was the sequel was coming out and we were like, fuck it, let's run it back again.

So, Ted forever intertwined with the birth of my children. Sorry that the second one wasn't as good as the first. Maybe's because kevin always says about his kids you're not supposed to reveal those things you never you never but there is a favorite you never talk about you always do though you never talk about nobody's willing to say it but you do you do have it right yeah well um speaking of favorites my favorite my favorite movie of yours of all time is shooter i think shooter is i think the tv show is fucking unbelievable i think shooter is as good a story

as a movie as one of the greatest names of a character of all time yeah yeah swagger we were actually we were doing um on the movie podcast here the other day, we were doing, drafting movie characters as football players. And Bob Lee Swagger is a fucking quarterback out there. Yeah. You know, it was crazy because that movie,

you know, we felt like we'd done something special. And then when it came out at the box office, it didn't really do that well. 300 had just came out, which was a big phenomenon. And the studio didn't do a good job of marketing the movie. But then

after the movie came out, the big indication that they had dropped the ball was when the movie came out on DVD and pay TV and all that stuff. And it was successful like a major blockbuster would be. And we had so many other books in the series

that we could have went back and visited again, but by that time I was like, I'm kind of off to doing other stuff, but we were able to bring it back as a TV show. But yeah, they didn't realize what they had had. That was the problem. It's now... I think there was a viral tweet,

this was probably two years ago or so, and it was like, what's the most rewatchable action movie of all time or something like that? And I was like, Shooter. And it went, like, everyone. Everybody agrees. The whole plan of everybody agrees.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, people always come up to me and talk about that character. It's just one of those things, I mean, that happened today when I was going through one of these basements in a building, and the guy come up and asked me to take a picture, and he said, oh my God, I love Shooter. What's your personal favorite character or movie you know what I always gravitate

towards the true stories you know so you've got The Fighter Lone Survivor the most important movie and I think the best movie that I've ever done

is a movie called Father Stew the trailer's out now it's coming out it's the first movie that I financed it's coming out on Good Friday

true story it's an amazing true story it's almost you know too crazy to believe that it was true. But really excited about it, I think.

And it couldn't be more timely with everything that's going on in the world. So I'd love to send you guys a link to the movie and then I'll come back and talk about it. It's good. I read somewhere when you were training for a shooter that you hit from like 1,100 yards out or something like that.

Is that true? Oh yeah. Within like three days of like within like three days of of yeah we were actually at the yeah that's fucking crazy we were uh oh my god we were at a place called front sight in vegas which has the long one of large it had at the time i think the largest zip line in the country oh yeah but you're going down a zip line shooting so you got the 50 cal you got all these different weapons and you're going through all these different progressions with the weapons as you're going down this zip line that starts getting pretty fast. That is wild. But yeah,

I had the best guys out there training me. But still, it comes down to you. We lived it. I used to, before I had kids, if I was doing a movie like when I did Three Kings, I said, okay, where's this character from? Let's focus on the backstory. I would go to Detroit and I'd live there for

a couple of weeks and I'd create a whole backstory. I would become that obsessed with preparing for the parts. With Shooter, we lived up in the mountain for a while. We stayed in this little kind of emergency rescue hut that they had up there instead of commuting back and forth. We did

some crazy stuff out there. With all that stuff, what is your level of confidence in being physical? With all this training you have for, what's it been, 30 years? How long have you been doing it? Yeah. You get trained by all those guys so often. Do you consider yourself a fucking badass badass? Well, I feel like I can

handle myself in certain situations. I've got a lot of real life experience that a lot of my peers don't have that I can rely on when playing these parts. So I think the authenticity rings a little bit more true with audiences when I'm playing certain roles. Now that doesn't mean

me with Shakespeare, but with certain roles people say, okay, yeah, this guy's really been in this situation before or knows what it's like to be in a situation like that. So I have that to rely on, which has always been a plus for me. But, you know, I mean, I go and do the work, too. So I prepare. I don't

show up unprepared. I think one of the more intense times was preparing for Lone Survivor because I had already done so much preparation for Shooter, and all the other guys, Ben and Emil and Taylor, were already up there working with the SEALs, and I was shooting another movie.

I just finished Two Guns with Denzel, so I was coming in after the fact. Gee, sir. Yeah, just another day in the office. You've done so many fucking sick movies. I was coming in after the fact, and then You know, just another day in the office. You've done so many fucking sick movies. I was coming in after the fact and then Marcus was just kind of there

like, you know, what's going on? We hadn't met yet and we had a dinner with the families of each one of the guys and it was like,

it wasn't until I was willing, I could show him what I was bringing to the table that he actually opened up to me and like, I had to earn his respect.

You know, it doesn't matter, the resume and all that stuff didn't matter. Yeah. And like, I had to earn his respect. Sure. You know, it doesn't matter. The resume and all that stuff didn't matter. It was like, what are you going to do to honor my brothers in Operation Red Wing? That lost their lives. And let's see it. And let's go. And then, of course, you know, I mean, now we're, you know, we talk all the time.

He just texted me yesterday, the other day, he sent me a picture. He's found something on the side of the road. He said, this fell off a truck. And it was a picture of a pelican walking through a garden. And then all of a sudden, obviously, I knew it was a reference to the other guys. And he became a real friend, but I had to really earn his respect. To be able to be welcomed into the SEAL community, which is a very tight-knit community, and to earn their respect. But, you know, I've always had a huge appreciation for the military.

I mean, I've been to Afghanistan. I visited Afghanistan before I made the film. So I've seen what our brave men and women do when they sign up, politics aside, what they're willing to do and sacrifice for us and for our freedoms. I don't take that for granted. I encourage everybody else, especially in my business, to make sure that they show the same kind of appreciation and respect despite the politics.

When you're doing a movie like that that's more intense than something like a Ted or a comedy Daddy's Home, whatever, is it easier? Or do you approach it with the same level of intensity? I always approach it the same way. But obviously when you're honoring people who have been through real-life tragedy, especially, you have to handle it with the level of respect and sensitivity that it deserves.

There's a big difference, too, when you're talking about portraying Navy SEALs. Those guys, they wake up in the morning, they can't wait to get into a gunfight as opposed to a family who's going out to root their loved ones on in a race and all of a sudden you know somebody yeah that's just a whole other thing right yeah i um i feel like um you were you made the very wise decision at one point to focus on acting was there ever a thought to ever go back in the music my music so I just recorded a song actually I was about to be like what are we going to do

was there ever a thought to even get because you probably could make some money off it here's the thing I mean it was like divine intervention

right I grew up loving the cinema going to the movies with my dad but nobody had ever left austin and where we came from in the neighborhood and went on to become an actor or in the movies um so i started out in music i started out break dancing and stuff in school and kind of getting it i loved hip-hop and my brother and i started working with maurice star and then all of a sudden they wanted to make it a kind of version of New Edition with white kids from the neighborhood.

And I was like, A, I can't sing, and B, I didn't want to do that. That wasn't my vibe. And then they went on to be hugely successful. Wasn't a good vibration. I went in the complete opposite direction. Yeah, no, it was exactly. And then my brother, when he said, okay, I'll produce your record, I was like, this is all I wanted to do. I was like, this is what I'm going to do. and thankfully penny marshall came to me was like marky what are

you doing and i only went to the meeting because i wanted to meet penny marshall from laverne and shirley and i want to meet danny devito from taxi and i met a bunch of other people wanted me to be in movies but they were movies that would have never afforded me an opportunity to have a real career it would have been a one and done. And so when I met her and I had that experience with her and Danny and Gregory Hines, who I became very close with, I was like, I can't imagine doing anything else. And then I did the Basketball Diaries and then I did Fear and then I did Boogie Nights and it was just like, this is all I wanted to do.

But I did continue to do music overseas I produced a bunch of records for friends Germany and then I made a bunch of songs for soundtrack for Fear

I did a couple songs for Renaissance Man I did like two or three songs and I was able to make money making music and touring but without having to ever compromise

and taking a film role for money. It's a beautiful spot. So that allowed me to really kind of just work one role at a time to kind of grow as an actor and establish myself. It is funny, though. I mean, those first couple of hits were fucking big hits, right? I mean, it's funny you're behind one of the most recognizable songs ever, really. A couple of number one records.

But no, thankfully, I found movies, and it was like, that's what I was supposed to do. Yeah, good move. Speaking of movies, do you have any comment on the rumor from this morning? You're getting threatened online again. I'm trying. I'm pulling it up, dude. I mean, look, you don't believe in the internet.

I believe in the internet. No, I know the internet exists. Here's a scoop that Scorsese has agreed in principle to direct The Departed 2. I never heard that. Is that something you'd do? What would the story even be? You'd have to be the star of it. Let me tell you what happened.

They talked about that, they talked about a prequel, and then a sequel. I went into a meeting with Bill Monahan, William Monahan at Warner Brothers to pitch the sequel to The Departed. He wanted me to go with him. And this was after it won Best Picture

and it was a big success and all that. And let's just say the pitch didn't go very well. He hadn't really... I don't know what... I mean, swear to God. Well, I don't think... He didn't really have anything flushed out, but he's the kind of guy who you just trust to go and write something, right?

So when we were working on the script for Cocaine Cowboys, American Desperado, we just said, Bill, just go write. He wrote The Gambler. For me, he's fantastic. So he assumed the studio would have the same kind of response that everybody else did. It just kind of let him go figure it out. But, you know, they like to have things well thought out and planned.

So that pitch didn't go well. But that's the first time I've heard about it with Marty. You know, who knows. That's probably the first time I've heard it because we made it up. Yeah, we made it up. It could be a pretty good one. It would be focused on you

bringing another you know like slew of A-listers and all those ones dead bringing the B-squad like De Niro and Brad Pitt

and you know that sort of thing but fucking make it happen finance it I gotta focus on other things yeah

family kids and Uncharted right so alright brother we really appreciate the time Unch, and Uncharted, right? All right, brother. We really appreciate the time. Unbelievable career, obviously. Uncharted is out in theaters. It is.

If you like the movies I like, it is a perfect fucking movie. Yeah, it really is. It is awesome. I very, very much enjoyed it. It's a fun time. It really did. Well, thanks, guys. I appreciate it.

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