KFC Radio - Marty Mush on Challenging Tennis Star Carlos Alcaraz

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 05:12 KFC is going to become an ASMR guy 10:31 Plunger theory 13:28 Best and worst meet cutes 22:42 Women's list of least attractive male hobbies 01:03:49 Marty Mush Joins the show to talk Carlos Alcaraz 01:55:39 Video Voicemails ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Draft Kings: Score big with DraftKings all college football season long. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code KFC. Bilt: Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/KFC.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. This is going to sound crazy. First one, I was like, oh my God, I could do this. Like, I see it. And then I start to feel bad because I know I can do it. I swear to God, it's the same thing with the- You feel bad for him?

Yes, Carlos Alcaraz. I swear to God, it sounds insane for him? Yes, Carlos Alcaraz. I swear to God. It sounds insane. Just one Wimbledon. Even the baseball one, I was like, I know. I got out on purpose on one of the guys. Tickets are on sale for Out of Order. We're going live.

We're going to New York, Philly. Nope. we're going to new york philly uh nope we're going to new york philly boston get your tickets now they are on sale it's going to be live stand up obviously unreleased sketches are going to be shown talking behind the scenes of old sketches showing old classics and just doing a good old-fashioned show. Come out. Come see us. It'll be fun. I promise.

Talk to you soon. Bye. Steve's got gifts. Oh, sweet. Not a great gift. All right. It's another edition of KC Radio. Steve says he's got gifts for us, which is a very nice thing to do.

What do you think it's going to be? You had just brought up desserts, so it's got to be food. I mean, also if I was getting a gift for you, I would be food related. There's t-shirts. What do we got? We got brew shirts. Oh!

It's either going to be a bakery or a spring scene. Steve has two interests. That's so sweet, Steve. Well, thank you. How was the concert? They were both fantastic.

World Tour 2024. Where did you go? You went to the ones in Jersey? Philly, yeah. In Philly or Jersey? Philly and then Asbury Park. I mean, spring scene at Asbury Park is, I mean, that's like. Dude, I remember I had a house in Asbury Park and my dad came to visit me.

And it was like I took him to heaven. Yeah. He likes Bruce. I always knew he liked Bruce, but I didn't know he liked Bruce. Dude, if you see Bruce in Asbury Park, that's like seeing, you know, I can't even. What's the equivalent of that? I mean, I guess Oasis is coming back yeah they sold out the rumor has it they've sold out 10 wembley stadium spots already or like it's like on hold which would beat taylor's record of eight yeah i feel

like they could do like billy joel at the garden i think they could do a hundred thousand at wembley stadium i don't i don't know oh i obviously know wonderwall but aside from that i don't i know i had the cd when i was a kid but i guess once they broke up I don't know. I obviously know Wonderwall. But aside from that, I don't... I had the CD when I was a kid, but I guess once they broke up, I was like... Yeah, you guys probably don't even know Wonderwall, right?

Yeah. Yeah. It was like... You know Wonderwall, but do you know like Oasis? Champagne Supernova? Yeah. Oh, I know Champagne Supernova as well.

I listened to those two songs when I was like 10 all the time. They're so awesome. They just got in a fight once and then they were done. They got in a fight in like 2008, like fought each other backstage. Never made up. Imagine that if it was just like we are yeah i mean it's like true rock shit where it's like we are one of the best rock duos of all time they're probably making money hand over

fist they're breaking records they're writing music and then they you know they just get fucked up have a few a few too many pints smokes of cigs brawl with each other like we're done the amount of people who were probably like, what? Managers. I mean, they were probably a whole business, and they were like, that's it? We're just done now? There have been some clips coming out, and I love the one of, I think it's Liam, talking to the elementary school.

And it's just like almost like professional day. Yeah. And one of the kids is like when you finish a show do you get sweets after and he goes something like that adult version yeah yeah i've been listening to the getaway by the strokes uh strike strike strike okay oasis the strokes the strike teeth nope Nope. Nope. Other one. No. No, no, no. In between the first two.

That's not where you pointed. Well, maybe I got the tooth wrong. I'm just trying to help you. Well, I know, but there's a difference between the middle. Sorry. Thank you. Next time I'm just going to let you do it. Sorry. No, thank you.

And you're not allowed to edit that out. I'm going to watch the podcast and make sure you didn't edit it. No chance you're going to watch the podcast. Have you guys ever watched the podcast? Very, very rarely. No. I've listened to watch the podcast and make sure you didn't know. No chance you're going to watch the podcast. Have you guys ever watched the podcast? Very, very rarely. No. I've listened to the podcast. I've watched clips.

I've seen a clip before we put it out, maybe. If I miss an episode. One out of a thousand, maybe, I'll watch. A thousand. That's being generous. I've probably watched ten in my life. Well, that's also because I don't like watching myself, though. It's not like... I also find it... Aren't you guys so lucky that you don't have to watch

yourself back i find it to be though like like clips should in my i mean we got the world got so crazy with podcast clips that you got to do them but to me like a podcast clip podcast a podcast clip has to be funny yeah and half the time you know it's like yeah it was fine it was kind of funny i saw this movie this weekend it was okay yeah that's that's that's where we're at right now it's kind of like i don't need to watch that back um my life is i fully am just living mac and, and, uh, Mac and Charlie moved to the, uh, Mac and Dennis moved to the suburbs. I mean, it's well,

so I had Steve make me a video this weekend. Everybody loves like the house renovation stuff. Right. But that takes kind of a long time and we need to wait for a lot of shit to happen. And people are like, I love this content. So I was like,

all right, let me try to, you know, keep, keep, keep it going. And so I was working on the pool this weekend and i was like all right let me try to you know keep keep keep it going and so i was working on the pool this weekend and i was like i'm gonna film me working on the pool and and then steve i sent it to steve and i was even like i there's i don't think there's much here like maybe you could just like put it in fast forward when i'm cleaning and then you know

whatever and like an oddly satisfying clean he said it was satisfying i didn't think about that and next time i do that i will film it like better i just like set my camera up like across the pool i'm just doing yeah next time it becomes full like asmr like so this is what i'm saying though i mean i'm not like quite like that but so steve makes me the video. I was like, I don't even think I'm gonna put this on reels. It's literally just me cleaning a pool.

There's nothing to it. So I put it on my stories and the reaction is people sending me DMs like capital letters. I love this content. I'm like, what? I just gotta clean my pool? I got another one.

I just cleaned out the shed with a wheelbarrow. I don't know. Send that to Steve. We'll see what happens with that one, too. It's just me taking all this garbage from my shed, throwing it in the dumpster that the guys from the construction team brought. Cleaning stuff. That doesn't sound that good. But they're like, I can't get enough of this content.

And I guess it's just, you know, I always said age appropriately. And I think all my fan base is, like, into that shit. Like, I never in a million years, I don't watch any of that HGTV, Home Goods show, Home Channel, whatever that shit is. Like, it's not for me. But I guess it's for a lot of people. And this is, like, a janky version of that. So maybe they're getting their rocks off on that. But I'm like, this is just me doing shit around my house.

Are you talking in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, it's not that funny. I don't know. I'm literally explaining what's going on. I guess it's mildly funny that I have this obscenely big pool that I don't know how to handle. Because everything you get to clean it out, it's like sprinkle in one one bag for 10 000 gallons and i have 55 000 gallons so i'm i'm pouring bags and pouring in buckets and like you know most pools you don't realize are

pools pools are hardware i think someone told me recently that i don't know if it's a tiktok thing or whatever but you know like the fucking entrepreneurs, they're like, start a pool cleaning business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when someone told me that, I was like, that's a good point because when I go to my parents' house, they're there every day. Working at the pool? Pool cleaners. Oh, the pool cleaners. And I'm like, what the?

I want to sit by the fucking pool. Get the hell out of here. I think the problem is what I've learned is especially if there's like rain, I don't know, the weather, the temperature, whatever. Every time it rains, algae like a motherfucker. And then it's like I need – I'm like – it's mostly for the kids. So I'm like, are they coming today, tomorrow, the next day, whatever? I have to have it ready for them like whenever you know what i mean so it's like i but i never know when that might not might be so i'm just constantly cleaning and keeping it ready and then you gotta heat it that's a whole motherfucking thing it's you know again heating 55 can you

comprehend 55 000 gallons i mean i guess you can't like how big my pool is. It's that. But it's a lot of fucking shit that... Now, everyone's telling me I gotta put copper... If you put a little bit of copper in your pool, none of the algae will grow. I think mercury helps, too. Yeah, but again, I would need to put gigantic copper pipes in my pool. These other people

put like a little... There's a little pink. That's not gonna work for me. So, I mean, these are just the troubles I'm running into, and I guess it's funny put like a little like there's a little pink that's not gonna work for me so i mean these are just the troubles i'm running into and i guess it's funny to watch me struggle maybe yeah oh how about this this is this is i can post to the to the gang my neighbors next door play music all day oh it's almost worse i'd rather you have a party at night it's all day start at like nine or ten in the morning and does not stop nobody's out there there's no one outside so the the internet's consensus is either one they are have bluetooth

speakers connected outside and they don't realize it or two they are blasting music uh to cover up the chainsaws that they're chopping people up because you don't want to hear the screams i've always said that some rich people shit that's a number one like thing if you walk into a house where the sonos is always kind of playing just like in every room in every room and throughout the house that's some rich people yeah well i mean yeah i mean that's something really i'm planning on having like yeah because i think it's nowadays it's a little more regular yeah well the sonos cost you 100 bucks well that's a new shit, man. Yeah. If you think like,

we always talk about how much Bluetooth doesn't work, right? Yeah. So back when Bluetooth didn't work, you had to have that shit like wired

to your whole fucking house. That was always... Little speakers in every part of the room, that's gonna like, that's gonna be a lot of money.

Head up, bro. Home renovation reminds me of my new plunger theory. But I can't figure out any way it relates to anything other than plungers so it's really not that just go there okay so i saw this guy on a bike and he had two like toilet plungers he was carrying two and i was like oh he's probably like a plumber or

something like that and then i realized if he was just carrying one i would have been like okay like some something went down. Some shit went down. Pardon the pun. So you think he bought two to – But I don't know. It's like I don't want girls seeing me on the street. Like I'm the guy who blew up my toilet, so I'm going to buy a bunch of plungers because now I'm in the business.

So if you buy two plungers – I think she's on to something. What if he's just moving into an apartment? Doesn't matter. But why do you need two plungers? You have two bathrooms. Yeah. Fine, fine, fine.

But still fine. But if you buy one, it's like you're preemptively. I'm going home to clean my shit. You're getting like some stuff for the house. Like you've got a new place, whatever. If you buy one plunger, instantly it's like. You're running, you have a toilet bowl filled with shit in your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm with you. So, like, I remember one time when I... I still think this was really smart. Like, I was over at my grandma's apartment one time when I was, like, a kid. And I jumped. And she was like, don't jump. Like, the neighbors below are going to think I fell. And they're going to, like, call whatever.

So then I just started, like, rhythmically dancing. And she was like, wait, what the fuck are you doing? I, like, looked her dead in the eye and I just started dancing. And she was like, wait, what the fuck are you doing? I like look at dead in the eye and I just started dancing. And I was like, well now they just think that you're dancing. And then they ended up calling the cops. But like, but like,

I think I was onto something there. I definitely, the plumber's. Um, sorry. That's just like, it's like, it's like double down on something again.

So I don't really know how the theory also relates in life. Lunger plum's just like, it's like double down on something. Again, so I don't really know how the theory relates in life. Also, I don't think like plunger, plumbers are like, like, I don't think two plungers makes a plumber business. I don't think plumbers ride bikes very often. Yeah, exactly. I was like, okay, like he's on his next plumbing job. He's trying to like save money. Like I agree with this story in my head.

Were they clean plungers? Yeah, they were new. They were new looking. He just started the plumber business. Yeah, exactly. He's a brand new plumber. Took over from his dad. Exactly.

That's for some reason where I didn't think too hard about, but that's where my head went first. So if a man with two plungers tries to hit on you and asks you for your number or something, you're in. One plunger, you're going to be like,

all right, poopy, get out of here. Yeah, well, I mean, altogether, I prefer zero plungers. By plunger, you're going to be like, all right, poopy, get out of here. Yeah, well, like, I mean, altogether, I prefer, like, zero plungers. By the way, you know you say that, like, you know, the plumbers of the world are the people who are killing it right now. While everyone else is complaining about the economy and no jobs and inflation and all that shit, it's the plumbers and the electricians and all the people who, like, know a craft and a trade

who are, like, the most financially stable people. No, I'm not knocking... You want to find six inches, six figures, men in finance, blue eyes. I'm literally not knocking plumbers. Go find a blue-eyed plumber. I just don't want him to be hitting on me while... I just would prefer plungers to not be in this situation

when I picture my dream guy. Sorry. What is the worst thing a guy can hit on you? What is the worst situation that a guy can be presenting while he's hitting on you? You know what I mean? Like raping me? Probably.

Sorry. Sorry. Is that the worst situation? Sorry. He's like, am I crazy or am I sent to a little chemistry right now? We should do this again sometime. Are you free next weekend? Actually, you can do whatever you want.

I can't believe you just dropped an R on us. You said, what's the worst situation that a guy can show interest in you? I didn't want to just narrow it down to holding in his hand because that's a weird thing. So it's like, what is he wearing? What does he look like? If he's currently raping you yes i mean listen the answer is valid the answer is valid i think you smashed the question let me ask you what's the second um the second like if you were you know or i guess maybe

yourself as well like if you were like you're at the gym you don't want that right oh do you know what that right so like or you know you're you're you're in a situation where you were like you're at the gym you don't want that right oh do you know what that right so like or you know you're you're you're in a situation where you're like i am trying to do something leave me the fuck alone um or or he comes up to you and it's like oh you look just terrible the first thing that just came to mind for me is if she just got a car accident that's a good one wait like yeah yeah this is the better the better way to frame is what are the most inappropriate times oh my god no i think that's such a cute oh no i'm pro oh when that's the best time to hit on me if you just got a car yeah yeah yeah you just got out of a pile of twisted metal and you're like damn what are you up to dude i'd be like girl wait i'm saying you're you got in the accident or she got she got accident? She got in an accident. Okay. And then she gets out of the car and she's like, who are you?

Oh, okay. I'd be like, you got better things to focus on right now, but still, you're that captivated by me? That, I see what you're talking about. Now I'm in. So she's got to be hitting on you after she got in a car accident. Yes. What about if she got in a car accident? You get in a car accident and he starts to hit on you.

If I get, yeah, but like. Would you be like, I just got in a fucking car accident? Or would in a car accident and he starts to hit on you. If I get, yeah, but like. Would you be like, I just got in a fucking car accident? Or would you be like, oh my God. Oh my God. I think I'd be pretty easily distracted. Yeah, I honestly feel like anybody can hit on you in any situation. And you'd be like, oh my God. Yeah, I actually, I really think I've been like getting into the sport of flirting recently.

It's fun. Because normally it's like when I'm talking to someone, like social anxiety wise, I'm always trying to get out of the conversation. Like at all times I'm trying to. And, but like recently. when I'm talking to someone, like, social anxiety-wise, I'm always trying to get out of the conversation. Like, at all times I'm trying to. But, like, recently. And I'm killing it. Like, I feel like I pitched a perfect fucking game this weekend. Are you, like, lying and, like, playing games with it?

Or you're, you know what I mean? Like, you joke about, you make up a fake job. You give a fake name. You do, like, dumb shit like that. Or you're just being real? I just, like, be my dazzling self. And it's in Star Trek. But, yeah. name you do like dumb shit like that or you're just you're just being real i just like be my dazzling self um but yeah this bitch but what was i gonna say so the so uh rape and car accident no like not down for the rapes i'm open okay

where is the best place because i feel like a lot of times you hear things like girls being like, don't hit on me at the gym. Don't come up to me at work or whatever these things are. Do you have an answer? Well, I recently just got a boyfriend. Hey-oh. Good for fucking you. Shut up now, bitch.

At a bar down the shore. And I love telling that story. That's a good one. Jersey Shore? Yeah. What bar? Donovan's. So if you have a good, like, the Bordy Barn in Long Island is one of my favorite bars in the world.

Because it's, like, you know, this despicable, disgusting. I've never been, so. I think it's kind of back a little bit, but you can't. It's not what it was in the mid 2000s I wouldn't even feel comfortable necessarily I'd have to go first and see how back they are before I even brought you I think I'm going to go this weekend actually

but you haven't been to the original I haven't been to the original but my little my friend's little brother you'll also know if like I think you'll be able to be like this was fucking crazy I also went to USC where every weekend was it was the same style set with tents and oh look one dollar beers we can't compare boardy barn in south carolina brother i can compare boardy barn to anything

on the planet earth it's a fucking it because it's like it's an experience it was a it's like a religious experience people are in like costumes there's fucking uh like like when the hawaii 50 song comes on everybody knows to jump on the ground and get and start to pretend like you're rowing a boat together so like all of a sudden everyone's just sitting in like puddles and they're and everyone's like get on get on the line goes like a hundred things people are just pouring beers on your head

and they have the stickers I mean the first thing that ever happened to me I've said this before on the podcast I was waiting online I got kidnapped to go to the boardy barn

my buddy was like I'm gonna go out to Long Island we like hung out Saturday night and he was like I'm gonna go back

to the island you wanna like come and spend like the day at the pool or the ocean whatever and i'm like yeah sure and then like as we're like pot committed on the highway he's like we're going to the boardie barn like you know you're gonna be hung over tomorrow at work or call in sick whatever and i was like fuck i was not i had like a polo on and like i just was ready. Yeah, yeah. I'm dressed pretty. And I had no idea what to expect. And we get there and it's the dollar beers.

They just leave the tap open and they just keep funneling the cups in. They don't ever turn the tap off. And so I'm just like kind of waiting online for a beer being like, this is going to be interesting. And some chick, you get rolls of smiley face sticker stickers and some chick puts the non-sticky side on her tongue and licks it up which walks up to me and just licks it onto my neck so it sticks to my neck and walks away and i was like this place is gonna be awesome and and then from there it's just you know an absolute shit show i'm not saying that usc dollar beers under a tent is not one of the probably greatest things in the world. I just don't think it compares to what the boardy barn has become.

And the reason I bring this all up is because there are people almost every weekend. If you go there, uh, or at least in the past, you'll find somebody who's like 65, like a couple that's like 65 years old. And they're like,

we met at the boardy barn and we come back like once a year, every year. So we've been married for like 50 years and we come back to the Bordy Barn like once a year. I wish I was just like, you know, they're watching the madness. They're not like in it, but they're just kind of like enjoying it from afar. I wish that like it was part of like legal doctrine that if you got if you met at the Bordy Barn and got married, you had to come back every year, despite what happens with your marriage. Just full on fist brawls. The one time I went to the

Bordy Bar and I was in a really bad fight. Wait, so you've been there? Yeah, I've been there. Oh, I didn't know that. And I was in a really bad fight with my boyfriend at the time. I just hate Bordy Bar. That makes more sense. The only line I've ever waded in and will probably ever wade in ever again possibly would be the boarded bar.

Because the line itself was like a party. It's very funny when you're at an outdoor bar under a tent and it's just like there's a tent and there's not a tent. I can still hear the music. I'm still with all the people. You know, you had to bring your own booze or whatever. But like the line itself was I think one time we waited, like, two hours to get in. But it was just, like, being at the bar. So it was just, like, a party in and of itself.

And then the first time I brought Caitlin, I explained everything to the maximum to her. And I was like, it's just, like I said to you, like, it's just not like any other bar you've been to. And she was kind of like, I get it. I think I can handle it. And we, like, I get it. I think I can handle it. And we like step in. And my one friend scoops up my other buddy, kind of like when you pick up the bride to like go over the, you know what I mean?

And he just starts doing 360s. And his head just, just slashed into Caitlin's like a fucking wrecking ball. Like I'm talking one, within 10 seconds that happened. And I was like, I told her you got to put your phone in a Ziploc bag. Don't wear nice clothes. Wear sneakers you can throw out. Bring cash. I had all the things planned.

I did not tell her to watch for fucking wrecking ball heads that might smash your face in. And she was a trooper then. She was just like, whatever. It was back in, you know, we were young enough where it was like, I don't know. Did I just get fucking wrecked with a cannonball? Doesn matter let's go so anyway this is a long-winded story to say if you meet if you meet your boyfriend at like your summer bar or you know like the your summer house or whatever shit like that that's a good story yeah i think people care about the story yeah whatever your meet cute is you know

like nobody nobody it's it's become well you know very very popular and normal now but for a while people didn't want to say they met on apps and even to this day it's not like the most you know charming story yeah yeah like a bar is always better yeah you know i agree with that but then a summer bar it's like uh you go there for the rest of your life. You'll probably break up with them next year, but whatever. Speaking of meeting and boyfriends and girlfriends, this list went viral the other day. Oh, yeah. Which we know is fake, by the way.

100%. But it's a conversation starter. The amount of people who are like, this isn't real. I'm like, it's real in the sense that people are talking, you know. It's real that someone made it. Yeah. So this is for one person. And the girl who initially went viral with it, for sure, like, had a real opinion on it.

It was the most turn-off. What are the biggest turn-off hobbies and activities that a man can do? And video games was number one yeah i i thought i found it i found the wrong thing and then everything goes down by like exactly five increments so it's like it's obviously just a fake list but um have you seen it jackie yeah i think i briefly saw it but um all right jackie on a scale of one to ten rate these okay for unattractive so high number is unattractive okay uh magic tricks i'm not going in order so you don't okay um it depends on if he's doing like abracadabra wand and hat lower on the scale if he's doing like magic's fire

yeah if he's doing like actually some cool slick stuff you know like he's like oh this is behind your ear like like he's doing some shit my grandfather used to do we're going home i i think i mean so let's let's say uh owes the mentalist you've seen him all over the place right yeah yeah yeah let's let's use him as an example there i will say like it's a very slim you have to be able to wear it really well because other than that would you fuck owes or not i don't i don't know if i'm picturing exactly i think i'm picturing the guy kind of kind of like a mulaney vibe yeah yeah yeah i would yeah um because those guys at the end of the day have rooms captivated you know like yeah like he walks in the room and he's

running the show and i think that women find that attractive and it might be like in a goofy way but it's like guys girls young old everyone's, look at that. I think that you find that attractive. Or at the very least, you would be able to be swept off your feet sort of thing. I do very much see a world in which I'd be like. If you don't think that those guys know how to do their magic but run it as game on girls. Yeah. That guy goes out to the bar if he's single and knows how to be like funny with it sexy with it you know what i mean it's like i'm performing for like a um kindergarten class or like i'm gonna get this girl to have sex with me yeah but also okay it's kind of like the same

how girls say like all actors at the end of the day like they're theater kids like they were theater kids in high school they had a period of like sitting with the theater kids sure so magic kind of has the same way like you had a you had a period where you were teaching yourself magic and doing some abracadabra shit and that has probably and like now you've you've made it and you've done a good job. But there is a whole period where you were for sure a loser. And that has to be... Sitting at home teaching yourself magic tricks. Because I've definitely tried to do it before.

You are a fucking loser. Because the worst part about it is you don't succeed. So not only are you like, I'm going to teach myself a magic trick today, which is the lamest thing in the world. You then fail at it. And you're like, fuck it, I'm done. That's a big gap between... And that probably lasts like 10 years, by the way.

It's like an iceberg theory. You're mostly loser until you're at the top of the iceberg. Whereas actors, I feel like, are kind of less iceberg. I also think, do you think that when it comes to all of these type of skills or abilities or whatever, like, Shay started doing guitar. And first of all, I think I already asked you this, maybe. I said, how much do you think a lesson is? I think you were pretty spot on.

It's $100 cash for a half hour. That's probably, it's ringing your bell yeah yeah and you know she's been doing it for like a couple months and she never practices and she's got some uh calluses on her fingers and she's just out you know and i was like i think this is what like that's the main reason why there's like not that many uh artists i think is that most people just bail you know what i mean yeah so to like so you have to be like musically inclined but you also have to be like i'm gonna practice and i'm gonna do it every as a fucking six-year-old i'm gonna like do it by the book and everything so that doing that for magic is probably even less like i don't think there's a lot of people like i want to be i want to be taylor swift yeah there's not that many people i mean i'm a nerd and want to be one of them but not

many people like i want to be oh it's the mentalist when i grow up so it's it's like especially because those guys are talented but i do think it's probably like if you really commit to it very few people i think commit to it yeah it's like it's like being a long snapper yes yeah yeah no one's going out to be long snapper. Right. So if you do it. I think if, like, Steve, I think you should try to become a magician. Magician?

I think you should become a magician. I think if you put, like, everybody else is out there getting fucked up and shit. Be like, well, while you guys were doing that, I was learning magic. Drop the desserts. Pick up the wand. I can do it. There you go. There you go.

We did the bracket the other day and it was like things that should be talked about more and tommy i think it's tommy or dante had on the list oh is the mentalist and i was like well first of all i don't think he could possibly be talked about i mean everybody the fact that we know he's on every channel at all times i would argue he is overexposed 1000 that's That's the correct answer. And then we're like, well, it's just a magician. And they're like, oh no, we mean like how

he's supernatural. He does magic. I think he does magic. And I had to be like, are you fucking kidding me, man? You're an adult human being and you think he does magic? What are you fucking talking about? Yo, but I'll say, man.

He does do some shit. He's very impressive. He's great with his skills. He's not fucking actually reading your mind, dude. I don't know how I have to explain this to you. That's crazy that you're sitting here being like, yeah, I don't know. I'm just saying. That is a more logical answer than.

The thing he did with Taylor LeJuan and the money was insane. It's all very impressive. But like literally how would he do that? I don't know. How did he slip the money in his pocket ahead of time that had the serial number on it? Maybe that's what it was. I don't know what it was. I know it wasn't magic. Because if it was fucking magic, he wouldn't be a magician.

I know. That's the other thing is like if you have magical powers and all you do with it is go on the network of podcasts and make people go, oh! Yeah, I would probably be doing different stuff with my magical power some of it really is so goddamn unexplainable though that i just can't even get to it like i can't even wrap my head around it other stuff o's is fucking around a lot with iphones now and i'm just like i don't know there's a lot of ways like you know you can you can be in the cloud you can fucking share

thing you know what i mean it's just like the more you start using the phone and technology You know, you can be in the cloud. You can fucking share things. You know what I mean? The more you start using the phone and technology, the more I'm like, well, I don't know. It was just the Apple. I do think in terms of like, sometimes... Wait, so we don't believe in magic? Well, no, no.

Just to be clear, does anybody believe in magic? I totally don't. I don't know. I think that like, okay, if I think about someone, like a lot of times i'll be thinking about someone and then they'll text me or i'll have a dream about someone jackie's magical no we've known this she's been saying that for years no no no but i think the lego man no yes that's actually so true i actually that was actually kind of crazy uh but i i do think that there's a certain like neural net like neural you know like it's like when you think about someone they think about you kind of thing so i think that there's a certain like neural net like neural you know like it's like when you think

about someone they think about you kind of thing so i think that there is some sort of nose itching and ears burning thing yeah yeah yeah exactly exactly no it's like yeah my ears are burning when you're talking about someone yeah so i think that there's a world in which some people have a heightened do you believe you don't john don't believe in any of this shit yeah yeah you don't believe in what you can't see well i just don't believe that a magical person would become a magician it's a pretty simple thing like that that would be a crazy career field for him to choose he could take anything and he chooses to be a magician but what if that's crazy jackie he's like the good-hearted like maybe the people who are like uh like like hitler was

like magical and he was like i'm'm going to fucking do terrible things. And then O's is like, I'm using my powers for good. All right, O's, go fix the water in Flint. Stop guessing what the fucking ticket number is if you have magic. But don't you think if there were magical people in this world that at least one of them would be a magician? Like all of them are fixing the water in Flint, Michigan, although they're not doing it. Yeah, no, because they don't exist.

Okay, but at least one of them is bound to be like, well, wait, why are we not all becoming a magician? That would actually be really funny if the people of Flint, Michigan were just grilling O's, the mental ones, just flooding his comments. Fix our water! You're really so magical! My kids can't drink at night!

Go solve the border crisis, O. He's like, what are you doing fucking on the bus? You fucking lunatic. That's such a great point. Magic, if you,

that is the number one reason why you know that magicians are faking it is because they're magicians. They're magicians. Who would want to be a fucking magician? All right, next one. We won't do them all. That went long.

Well, these will go faster. No, no, don't look. Don't look. This is fucking... Okay. Let's see here. Hmm. For no reason in particular.

Online gambling. Oh, oh yeah that's that's fine those guys are super hot everybody should be okay with that um building model trains you guys are just like setting me up for bad comments um you're gonna have you're gonna have like nine different communities coming out building model trains oh my god is i would think i would rank that below magic i think that it's wait hang on i'm confused by the way below meaning better or worse let's just say worse okay okay yeah i just think that train like i i can tell that there is some kind of difference because like all young boys, sorry, the term young boys is weird, but like they have some kind of interest

in like garbage trucks and that. Yeah. That girls, young girls just don't have, so there's something very different. Yeah. Well, sorry, not to gender, but they're just like, you know, whatever. So I do think that there's something that I could tell

that I just do not understand the fascination with it. But I think that's great for you. As a woman, I do not evolutionary wise think that it is hot. But I respect your hobby. I also think that's a little. But I think that you're a fucking loser. I was going to say, you fucking. You were like that meme with the Japanese thing running.

The cool thing running through the bombs exploding everywhere. Stop being a pussy about it, Jackie. What about collecting figurines? The trains, though, is like, you know, the stereotypical trope of autism is trains. Like autistic guys love trains. Can I say something real quick? Sure. It's a podcast.

I can say it long, short, quick. When I look at myself in the mirror, it doesn't look like I have Down syndrome. Okay? Okay. I should probably take this out the mirror, it doesn't look like I have Down syndrome. Okay? Okay. I should probably take this out. Nah, you're good. When I look at myself on camera... You got the Downs?

I see something different. And then I'm thinking, like, okay, well, somebody would have told me by now, like, it looks like you have Down syndrome. And I would have heard that throughout at some point. You do not look like you have Down syndrome. But then I'm like, actually, nobody would say that to my face. So then I'm like, okay, but the commenters would say something. And then so then i'm like okay but the commenters would say something and then i'm realizing they all say is she like whatever and i always thought that that's because i say dumb stuff but now i'm

thinking are they trying to do i have oh my god i literally had like a i had like a moment this weekend of being like oh my god nobody's told me this entire time we're discussing whether it's her her material or her face yeah and being like, oh my god, nobody's told me this entire time. I have Down syndrome. In fact, we're discussing whether it's her material or her face. And then my teacher's like, it's a tough one for you, Jack. It's a tough episode for you, Jack. In school, almost every teacher pulled me aside and said,

hey, have you gotten tested for something? And now I'm like, and I thought they were just like, oh, I'm just a slow test taker and they think I have a processing problem or whatever. But maybe it's because they were just like oh I'm just like a slow test taker and they think I have like a processing problem or whatever but maybe it's because they're like oh she cleared it

well you know before the nose job I don't know I do not think you look really it is you did ask your plastic surgeon that didn't you

what wasn't your thing to the plastic surgeon like didn't you say just like can you just make it a little less downsy no I didn't fucking say that I thought that's what you said

I'm making it up I didn't think that's what you said as someone who's been tested for Down syndrome I think you're okay oh okay cool I tested twice yeah I could see that from you well I got tested once and I came home ate enough pineapple until my face went numb.

And my mom was like, we're going to bring him back. I don't think the test worked. The test was broken. Online trolling. Okay. Fucking loser. You're ugly. You suck.

You're a bad person. Like with everything else, I could fall in love with you because you because at the end of the day, you're a good person. I love good people. Trolling? Yeah. Loser. Bad person. The fact that that was on the list.

Again, fake list. We know fake, but it's like on the list and kind of towards the top. I think it's the one, two, it's the fourth ranked. It's better than gambling modeling trains taxidermy comic book collecting and bird watching top taxidermy if you met a dude who was into taking dead animals and stuffing them yeah that that's something that i've thought about recently that's an underrated no we like just why why do we do that yeah why is there such a big market for that dude i went

when i was in denver last weekend two weekends ago whatever it was the uh i went to this place buckhorn exchange i texted rudy i was like i want a denver restaurant and he said what do you mean by that i want to eat some fucking bull nuts and uh so we went to this place, Buckhorn Exchange. I ate Rocky Mountain oysters, gator, quail, elk, and bison. It's worse than the 36 eggs day. You had a whole zoo in you, dog. It was all delicious. The testicles that sometimes you're eating them and you're like, these are testicles.

I would hope at all times. No, they're fried. So it's like calamari. But it. I would hope at all times. No, they're fried. So it's like calamari. But it's like a big nut? No, no, no, no, no. It's just the skin. It looks mostly like bag. You weren't eating the nuts.

You were eating the sack. It wasn't good. It wasn't bad. It's just like calamari. It's like fried. It's basically just cocktail sauce um it's funny that it's like i know what unfried tastes like couldn't it be better for you if they were always fried

put some put some batter on there get some cocktail sauce get some tartar sauce. Jackie breaks out the pepper next time. I don't know. I heard some things about how they decorate a bull testicle. But it was everywhere. Taxidermy stuff. All the animals. Taxidermied mountain lions.

Taxidermied deer. Taxidermied elk. Taxidermied bison. Taxidermied whale penis. What? Not local to the Denveridermied whale penis. What? Not local to the Denver region. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck?

Pretty big, though. Just the penis. Blue whale. Pretty big. I would imagine. Yeah. I would imagine. But at the same time... Not as big as you think?

Well, it was told to me that it's the entire restaurant. And I got in there and it was like a quarter of the length. And I was like, that's not what I want. I understood the woman's plight at that point. I was like, this's not what I want. I understood the woman's plight at that point. I was like, this isn't what I was told I was getting. Maybe that was, you know, it's the life of the restaurant. He's a grower.

That was a softness. I know when he's hard. When the whale's ready to puff. Taxidermy I can kind of get if you're like, if you killed like a five point buck and you want the head on your uh personally i think all that's very weird i'm not a hunter i know a lot of people are hunters if you hunt for sport hunt for food i just think it's great just on a basic level that it's like let's go kill this thing chop its head off and put it

on the wall it's a little wacky to me but i'm a city boy so i guess it's not my culture but i can understand that if you got like it's the same thing as like fishing if you you know my brother-in-law caught like a 500 pound tuna and it was like the most important moment of his life you know and that kind of stuff if you want to like immortalize that but when it's just like a raccoon or something that's just like sitting it's also when it's mounted it's like one thing when it's just like yeah yeah i'm a raccoon that's just like sitting it's also when it's mounted it's like one thing when it's just like yeah yeah i'm a raccoon that's just like sitting on the mantle and it's still like hairy at the end of the day it's build-a-bear but yeah very intense build-a-bear but now build-a-bear is very popular so maybe now you're talking me into it this is this is real life just the name bothers me because it's like that sound it doesn't sound anything like what it is it sounds like taxes it

sounds like something taxidermy yeah sounds like something you know at the airport like the taxidermy is over there yeah yeah yeah yeah but i also think of like serial killer like that tom dom or shake it yeah my head so it's like oh you want to date a guy who like kills and skins animals but you don't like the guy who builds trains i do have to out myself because i can't believe this is this is coming up. I think I'm going through a midlife crisis. Yeah? Yeah. I bought a model house to build. Oh.

Good for you. Yeah. I got got on like an Instagram ad. I buy a lot of weird shit on Instagram. I buy a lot of weird shit on Instagram. I buy a lot of weird shit on Instagram. And so of weird shit on instagram by a lot of weird shit on instagram and so i get like fed you know weird shit as well and and i think i'm always on those art like accounts so it was um it's like intense like you make like fake concrete and it comes what i mean oh i didn't take picture. I started to do it the other day. I'm going to do it now.

I talked about it on the podcast. It's like, first of all, it's smaller than I thought it was going to be. Do you mix it in your own cement? I haven't done it yet, but I think so. Oh, no, no. You know what? That's a lie.

That's a lie. It came with glue. But the video I watched, this guy whipped up some... He had a little wheelbarrow, and he whipped up... So he probably just had glue and was making it look like this.

This came with a little glue tuberow so he probably just had glue and making it look like yeah this came with a little glue tube but it comes with it was like 220 ceramic tiles a hundred other stone brick stones and like you sit there and you glue and you put it together and and i bought it like you know i was just kind of like i don't know i'm gonna do this you know whatever and then it came and i was like what have i done like i i and now i'm like beyond the point of no return i have to do it but um i want to do it and be like uh what are you gonna do with it when it's done throw in the garbage yeah but maybe maybe it'll be one of these things you know know, people who make like ships in a bottle. Yeah, yeah.

Or even just painting. Like I don't have talent, but I could like follow the instructions and maybe I'll make a fucking dope model house, Jackie. No, maybe, no, no. I'm so excited for you. I can tell, I can tell. That was the most genuine.

What did you say? Oh, no. You sound like Captain O'Hara in Home Alone. Oh, Kevin. Yeah, I know. Also, the thing, though, was like it's so small that these little ceramic bricks, like when it said 220 ceramic tiles, I was thinking it was going to be like, I don't know, like this big.

And then the box showed up, and it was like this big. And I was like, oh, fuck. I hated Legos and all that shit when I was a kid. So I don't even know why I'm doing this. But, you know, I like magic and I bought myself a model. So I'm like two for two on this list. Ladies. No, I think that bird watching, though.

Your parents actually convinced me. Because your parents, like we're talking about the birds that they see at some point the osprey yes yes and that made me be like oh i hope that i'm like that with my husband one day and i hope that like we together in our like when we get older we'll start taking an interest what say a number i want to say like 50s oh i i thought you were assuming what age my parents were oh no no well no but but shout out to uh shout out to clem up there north of the wall and then costed to clem he's a bird watcher yeah no i actually his wife got him a bird house that uh like i believe takes like scans it takes

a picture yeah and then tells you what type of bird it is yeah yeah and he because he sees a lot of different birds out there and that was that was the one thing i remember being like something happened i you know i was fighting on the internet and somebody was talking about bird watching and i was like you guys are fucking losers and then clem was like i'm an avid bird watcher and i was like well if clem likes it i'm forced to like it's cool like if clem does it i do it i do think that they're fascinating and i have so many questions about it is it is like i mean i don't do it by any stretch of the imagination but like sometimes I'll be sitting in my parents front room and like you'll see a bird and they have to keep the binoculars right there and I'm like oh check it out

but also like my parents don't know what the fuck they're talking about like if my dad's right I have news for bald eagles you guys are not endangered anymore it's like every day he'll call me like saw a bald eagle today I think those things are pretty fucking rare dude how do you see one every day he'll call me we saw a bald eagle today i think those things are pretty fucking rare dude

how do you see one every day on the boat or it's just like the same one he's just seeing one every day that lives next door i um the thing about the bird watching is like it it's very it's the ultimate it's like the same thing as when you see a deer you know when you see a deer you're you obligated to go, look at the deer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, there's a blue jay. And then that's it.

Yeah. That's all you do. A cool bird, you got to point out. Blue jay, cardinal, anything with a little flair to it. Yeah, anything that was in color. Yeah. But I think it's the ultimate. I think the reason why it's just usually guys, dads.

It's just like, I'm sitting on the back porch because i don't want to be in there and like what can i do oh there's a bird you know i mean it's just it's like nature's uh nature's social media you know you're just like scrolling you're just like oh yeah you can't really do much with it it's not like you're taxidermying the birds yeah yeah but i don't know they're fascinating but this whole list really was a thing because of how much heat the gamers got the list was posted by some uh this girl liz wheeler who i i think is uh i think probably like a political everyone on twitter is a political talking head and she said playing video games is peak unattractive beyond red flag like deal breaker zone it's weird that so many dudes don't get this um what do you think about video games i i get that it should be

like it's like a legitimate um profession and like there's a lot of cool games and it takes like actual skill I get that there is something that's so innately like dorky not dorky it's more just like what do you do like there's just like like I would take I would rather like a train guy than a video game guy than a video game guy. Than a video game guy, for sure. Really? Because, I don't know, there's something so like, not lazy, I understand it's not lazy, but it's like, what are you doing?

It's kind of like how husbands come home from work with, they have like wives that are like, stay at home, whatever. And they're like, what did you do all day? It's like that like annoyed, whatever. If i saw my boyfriend playing video games all day i would just be like why are you playing video games all day but what if he was watching tv that's different like i well for some reason it's different if he was like building a model train all day i'd be like okay you like but if anything if he's playing video games he's like actually doing something like you sit on the couch and you stare at a screen. And you're either just watching a show or you're like doing a thing.

Well, yeah. Watching a show is also something I could do with you. Video games, it's like something like I can't do with you. So that was my – that's what I threw in. I never really checked what the response was. But I think there is like a trope that oh and and this is all stereotyping stereotyping because there are girls who play video games and all that shit too but there is a lot of girls who think that video gaming is like unattractive and i think it's because it's

what all the guys do to have fun with their friends it's it's it's the big thing that guys love to do with each other that doesn't involve girls. And I think that's why girls don't like it. I think if somehow it was like the couples play together, you play Call of Duty, like you bring your girl, I don't think you guys would hate it. Maybe, but I don't know. I don't think it's a coincidence that the thing they hate the most is the thing that the guys want to do with the other guys the most. I don't even like spending time with people in general. Even with a boyfriend, I don't want to spend too much time i like it when they have their like alone time because i want my alone time so i don't know why you're knocking so because like i don't think that that's the factor and

why i find it unattractive like i think that maybe maybe it is because i'm just like i don't know i don't know why i find unattractive but maybe it's because i'm just like, I don't know. I don't know why I find it unattractive, but maybe it's because I'm not included. I do. I'll be included. I think that's a little bit of it. But I also think that it's viewed as like a lazy slob thing. Like it's like the same thing as like a blogger, you know, the same like stereotypes we used to get.

I get why girls think it's unattractive. I just don't care. Like I don't think it's the most attractive thing in the world. I can understand that a guy sitting on his couch especially you have your head your headset on and you're pretending to be a soldier or whatever like you know like watch my six while i you know drop in on the fucking gulag i don't even know what they say uh i can get where it's like you look like a little boy you know and that's not attractive to a girl but also shut the fuck up i just want to play the one thing i can say about video games is when you like there is something

some sort of time warp that happens when you play video games where you look up and you're like it's been six hours yeah and i think any girl is gonna find that like unattractive when it's like you just sat here all day yeah but again if it's like i had a lazy day on the couch watching tv i think it wouldn't be as frowned upon or i watched football all sunday but it's like you played 12 hours of call of duty it's like yeah the fellas are like yeah and we're gonna do 12 more sass had like one point where he was like i'm like on average playing like 20 hours a day how was that even possible what are you talking about i forget what the number was it probably wasn't 20 but it was it was some insane number i was like how i do you

remember that i think it was when we were filming jewish tunnels he was like he we walked in and he was still playing call of duty he's like yeah this just came out like i'm like number one in the world like most time it was something insane i forget exactly what it was i was like dude go outside um but the i think with video games i think there was a time when you could do them together so to speak or you could at least like because i was never a gamer but i like i didn't mind watching my friends play i'd go and hang out and you guys could play and but like i could watch video games and i can't even watch video games they move too fast like you're like scoping outscoping i'm like i can't forget it was like it was like you speak mario jumping i can watch this this is fine i watched keegan play roblox

the other day the screen is just like littered with shit like just a thousand numbers a thousand things going on i was like no wonder these kids have like adhd it's just like you said it used to be like going left to right and that's it this was like someone took a whole bunch of pictures numbers and people just threw it at the screen it was fucking everywhere and it's just noises and like that all like neon i was like oh my god i could fucking do this also it used to be like you could play like two players like now it's like you play with other people at like separately yeah yeah like i wanted to play just two player halo with keegan the other day and the hoops we had to fucking jump through i got a login as you know you have to have a login and then you have to add a user

and have a separate login with a different email. Where it used to just be like, plug in a second controller. And you can play with two fucking people. So it's almost like now it's so beyond that that it becomes like you're just doing it alone in your house. But I'll play, you know, I'll look at the, I'm like, all right, I got two hours before I got to go do something. That's a good chunk. That's not enough to play video games. It'll be done in 25 seconds. I don't go do something. That's a good chunk. It's like, that's not enough to play video games. It'll be,

it'll be done in 25 seconds. I don't know what happens. I don't know if it's like, because you're like failing a mission and you keep doing it or whatever it is, but it's just like, I just find myself, I'm like,

oh, well, that was an hour 45 and now I got to go. There's something that happens to your brain. So I, I don't expect women to be like,

oh, that's so hot. He's a gamer. But I also think it's crazy if guys like, I don't know. I get that I should respect it more, but for some reason I don't. Yeah. I mean, it's like the age old. It's like, well, we don't say anything when you watch the Kardashians for 10 hours.

You know, it's like, just let people. I was always pretty against video. Like, I just never really liked video games. I always thought it was a waste of time. And then I started living with my roommate who like comes home every day you could feel the stress like once he walks in the door like his day is just like yeah you could feel it in the room beelines it to the ps5 starts playing about an hour and a half of mlb the show and puts it down he's back to normal that also i think when you play like a sports game i can

understand when you're like World of Warcraft nerding out. But it's like, I don't know. I like baseball and I play fucking MLB The Show. I definitely, I almost feel like as a kid I was doing it like as a kid, whatever. As an adult,

I'm like, I need to escape the real world like even when i'm watching tv i'm always like just thinking of all the shit i gotta deal with and then when i play video games i'm like how the fuck am i gonna reach that tower like it consumes me in a good way for a little while so um yeah but i think it could be rebranded to like mental health you know yeah yeah. I definitely. Yeah. Video games has terrible PR. I think, you know, the last few years changed that a little bit where it's like, oh, okay. Well, I'm like a multimillionaire.

So how about that? Is that cool? But at the same time, like, I don't think that's a good argument. Because like, if I was just like a big, like, club hockey player, not club hockey, men's league hockey player. Like, club hockey men's league hockey player like i loved men's league hockey you'd be like you're kind of a loser dude i'd be like oh yeah well some guys are millionaires well no but i mean like if i if i if you become like that almost becomes your profession and you're like making millions and living like a great life that's yeah that's good for the professionals i don't think like like the yeah i think for kids it's good for kids to be

like why maybe i want to be a gamer one day you're like all right oh yeah you're saying when you're not that guy yeah yeah oh i get it like other hockey players are professional millionaires he's sydney crosby he's five years younger than you you're never gonna be that guy yeah um i i just think it is insane how much though like like i guess this is a good thing it's like don't date a video game guy then yeah that's good we know that i like to play video games you think that's unattractive like obviously like a gamer would take that personally and be like fuck you and you would be like no you're a loser and that whole argument can happen or let's just go our separate ways right you know because just trying like dating people and then just trying to change them is insane like just don't date that person yeah

i you know it's like oh i like him but like he doesn't go to the gym he doesn't like to like go outside he plays too many video games and like we don't eat the same it's like you don't like that person you don't like that you like one out of like 10 things about that person yeah you know like and i get you can't find a perfect person but like just let people do their fucking shit you know i know that's why it's like i get that i don't get and they wouldn't want me because i'm not gonna respect it the way that, it should be respected.

I know I should for some of them, not for all of them. Not for everyone. For basically none of them. What video games would you respect, Jackie? Like Mario Party.

You know what, there is something to be said for that though. It's like the ones that are fun that everybody plays. It's like, if your man steps in

and fucking runs the show, that's my man's my man who's fucking a knight i was trying to think about this list like reverse for for women yeah and i was like i was like i don't really care it doesn't really matter to me and then i thought for another second i was like well if you held my feet to the fire and then it was basically just like being on the Internet is like being Mr. Miyagi to be sexist. I was like, oh, I could knock this out of the park. No problem. Only fans. Women who pretend to like sports.

Liars. You're two for two. You're two for two, John. Well, even just the. I thought you were going to say because women don't have hobbies. Well, that's the big one. There was a girl. I think it was on It Girl the other day.

It was like when your newly single friend... When your friend is newly single and she was just like, but literally, what am I supposed to do now? And she was just screaming and ranting. Like, I don't have a boyfriend and I do not know like literally what to do with my time that's so crazy no but we don't okay i'm so nuts this i'm probably like people are gonna come for me but like we don't need hobbies because we can talk to each other like you guys need football to be able to like have an excuse to hang out like that or to talk to your dad gossip

whatever well the hobby is just like we can have in-depth conversations and no not that you guys can't not that you guys can't not that you guys can't jackie but like what are your in-depth conversations please teach me what you're talking about it's just like it's like the i don't need an excuse to go be like hey you want to go like you guys don't go on walks with each other you guys don't be like let's go get coffee and just catch up yeah no it's a fair argument come up with excuses for like to hang out with each other oh so this is actually a very uh very uh good point the other day keegan had a this was so sad actually i don't even know if you'll talk about that, Keegan had a this was so sad, actually. I don't even know if I'll be able to talk about it without crying.

Keegan had a nightmare and then was bringing it back up and telling me about the nightmare. And as he was telling me about the nightmare, his eyes started to well up and he went like, this is so scary. This is so crazy. And like, told me and

his nanny was trying to kind of like, brush through it. Like, well, here's your Nintendo over here, you know, whatever. And I was kind of like, no, like keep telling me, like talk about it, whatever. Right. So and he like kind of cried it out, got it all out. And then later I'm making dinner and I say to him, I was like, hey, man, can I talk to you for a second? And he was like, yeah.

And I was like, i just want you to know that you like if you do need to feel like you can talk about like your feelings i'm gonna start crying like you can do that whenever like you could always talk to me and he had his ipad out and he was like yeah whatever do whatever and i was like no i kind of like put my hand over it i was like seriously like that nightmare stuff is probably because you're you want to talk about stuff and you haven't and sometimes and shea was there and I was like, and for you, too. But it's a little bit different for boys. So and he was like, shut the fuck up.

I'm playing Among Us. I'm playing video games. We got over it. Don't bring it up again. I was like, damn. I was like six years old. I was like, he knows how to just keep it moving. That shit is just like inside of you.

Oh, should we go dig up a body to see if we still miss him? Like, what are you talking about he legit was like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah step it I was like okay but just so you know he's like yes fine goodbye oh my god that's so sweet though that you that's a good dad move

we'll try we all try it probably won't do anything but yeah but I think that there is still some level of girls not having a hobby that's like – I don't necessarily – I mean, I remember going through my quarter-life crisis and being like, what do you do? It's like if you have a men's league, you can go play sports. I get that. And then a lot of guys will pick up some goofy, weird hobby like this.

But I think most people are like, I watch and go out and drink and like go on dates like that's it it's pretty hard to zero in on like a physical tangible hobby and then also when you discuss hobbies everyone's gonna be like like people allow like four things to be a hobby yeah yeah yeah i'm like i like work and they're like well that's not a hobby i know but i do it outside of work yeah or like like i like going to the gym they're like that's not a hobby. I'm like, I know, but I do it outside of work. Yeah. Or like, I like going to the gym. They're like, that's not a hobby. I'm like, how is that not a hobby? What is the definition?

Can you Google hobby? Like, what is... Let's see how he misspells this one. H-O-B-B-Y? It's a hobby. Yeah. Fuck that up somehow. Yeah, like, what is considered a hobby?

No, it can be like the type hobby definition. Any activity that a person pursues wait because they enjoy it with no intention of making a profit so all right if you want to tie money to it but even like work hey guess what you have barstools not sold no intention of a problem I guess there's an intention there is no uh you know actualization of that but like uh you know like what we we consider like i mean it usually comes down to like sports versus reality shows and shit like that yeah but i find myself you know arguing and and like bantering as dramatically about sports as i do love island you know what i mean yeah so i don't think you can

start picking and choosing what the hobbies are yeah i think there are typical things i get why they think of hobbies as like arts and crafts and shit like that you know what i'm gonna get into fucking pottery bro fucking pottery i saw this guy i if you if you saw a guy if a guy was like yeah i'm a potter that's definitely became a thing that's really hot okay i don't want to do it because I just think it's cool. You got to be like hot with your shirt off and be chapped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like spinning.

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What do you want to start with? Up to you. Marty Mush is here, and we got to talk about his latest ridiculous accomplishment. But he also just says, I got a bone to pick with you for your lifestyle. Pick it. Pick the bone, brother. You might be the worst rich person in the entire world. It's like every day I see he's got a ghost.

He's fucking scrubbing his pool. What are you doing scrubbing your own pool? Task rabbit, dude. Do something to make your life easier. Stop doing it yourself. I actually text Pat the most about this. Me and Pat have a, it's just a white trash text chain all we do is just text each other our white trash behavior and pat pat's is pat's like tough to be i mean pat was

like i rode a motorcycle to tennessee yeah right you win this year yes yes he sends me pictures of him on the motorcycle and like he's basically like i'm a little bit drunk and I'm on my motorcycle. You win! But I'm pretty white trash, man. I am just... Yeah. You duct tape and things? Yeah. I wear that. I am a bad rich person.

I live way more as a rich person than you and I'm not. It's like, what's this? Your pool's got a little green. What's going on? Have you gone in it yet you don't swim you don't swim there's no way you're stewing laughs in the morning what are you doing i was just saying how i did i do it always for the like if my kids want to swim or other people want to swim and then i'm always and he said like you got a higher pool and i've heard people say the best money they have ever spent is is having a pool person so i'll probably bite

that bullet and then yeah the leaking the duct tape on the ceiling is you know that's fair you don't swim is the meanest thing i've ever said to get on the show you don't swim one of those things that's like when you get a pool, like I think a pool for a lot of people, I would imagine, is the idea of the pool is better than the pool itself. A hundred percent. I'm like, am I going to get changed and get wet and then get chlorine all in your hair and your shit?

And then like that just seems very childish. I think swimming is for kids. I think maybe you put your feet in and your shit, and then like, that just seems very childish. I think swimming's for kids. I think maybe you put your feet in, you know, perhaps on a really hot day, but you wanna go swimming? We can jump in, let's do cannonballs.

You wanna swim for like pennies? Like what are you supposed to do? It's for bachelor parties too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think bachelor parties, I just played, remember Categories? Yeah.

That shit was fun. Oh yeah, that was nice remember categories yeah yeah that shit was funny that was some fun shit i was gonna say like we just did pool basketball recently at a party i was like that was fun yeah that does get dangerous as soon as people started taking it i actually play pool basketball like i would regular basketball i'm like shooting jumpers from like the deep end oh i'm not going in the paint i'm not going around anybody else but i i when you're that's the point though when you get together with your buddies for a bachelor party you're like let's be dumb again let's be young and stupid yes i think if you're like like if it was just if i was just like with marty and i was like yo marty you wanna go swimming

that would be ridiculous right that would be absurd yeah but you say like hang by the pool and then eventually you get it so that's the thing is it's just about a body of water. And if you have an ocean, like a house by the ocean or a boat to go in or a lake house or a pool where you go to a country club. It's just we could sit like this outside and it would be like, what are we doing? What's the plan? But if that table is a pool, we're good. Now we're doing something. You didn't have a pool growing up, did you? No, I did have a pool. Oh, you we're doing something you didn't have a yeah you have

a pool growing up did you no i did have a pool oh you did so in ground or no uh i did i've done both oh wow i again white trash i love a good in ground uh above ground pool did the whirlpool oh yeah i went to my uh my brother-in-law has an above ground one and we did a whirlpool with like it was it was uh my niece's first birthday so like everybody was over his friends family we had a bunch of people and a lot of big fellows were in the pool i mean we had this thing going 35 miles an hour it was twisted bro it was twisted like you could just stop as a grown man and whipping around that's incredible you try to go backwards you try to undo it whirlpools are fun that's the only time i can really get down with swimming but yeah i think a good above ground pool where you put the deck up so that it becomes an in-ground pool

that is white trash to the max but i i did have a pool my whole life growing up to the point that i was like i want that for my kids so yeah even though i don't swim and even though it's green and shit and i'm always fucking i was just saying how much so this is actually a great way to segue to what you're doing do you feel like at times like i made a video of myself just cleaning a pool and i sent it to steve he edited it up i put it on my stories i kind of hid it on stories because i was like i don't think this is good enough to like post you know and people were like i fucking love this yeah it's just me scrubbing a pool. Because they do that. Meanwhile, though, I guess so.

That's why. My dad hated taking care of the pool. It was the worst thing he's ever done, he said. He was a police officer. So that's what he's like. It's the worst. I go back on the streets. But then on the flip side, you can tune into me fucking scrubbing a pool,

or you can turn into Marty playing the number one tennis player in the world. Yeah, I don't know what's going on, man. I'm going to see him tomorrow night. It's hard to get tickets. You're going? Yeah. Carlos, what's his last name? Araya?

Alcaraz. Alcaraz. He is like it, dude. He is the show. Is it US Open time the show. Yeah. Is it US Open Time? Yeah. Yeah, US Open Time.

It always has been, but last few years, I feel like it's become like a socialite thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get superstars. If you can get a ticket, you feel good. Dude, I shout out Hubs. I know Hubs helped you with this as well. Wait, where is Hubs? Does he want to come on?

I thought you were supposed to come on this too. You want to text Hubs helped you with this as well. Wait, where is Hubs? Does he want to come on? I thought you were supposed to come on this too. You want to text Hubs? The Hubs, it's probably four years ago at this point, just asked me and Nate, he was like, hey, do you want to go to the US Open? And I was like, I don't know. I'm like, yeah, I'm down. I'm not a big tennis guy, but I'm down.

And he's like, this guy Alcaraz, he's like 20 years old. He was 19 at the time. He's 21 now. Yeah, so 18 probably. And and he's like he's a fucking up-and-coming superstar and we ended up going to the alcaraz sinner match so i think it was three years ago which is the one that went to like 4 a.m yeah and it was that was so cool you were there for that yeah you stayed you stayed the whole time she almost left because the person sitting next to us was like we'd like kind of become friends and she was like hey we're heading back

to the city like we're taking that college helicopter you guys want to come and i would have taken that i would have taken that i was like maybe and then we were like fuck it we gotta stay was that something i don't know we were like in the upper deck we stayed because once everyone starts leaving at like 2 a.m they tell the whole upper deck come down to the bottom oh that's cool yeah so we're like now we're gonna go sit down below and watch um but the that's the us open for you you can be in the upper deck and people are getting chopped but the from that from that day on i was like i love it and then like the next night i was out with my buddy and he was been like it's like you've been following this kid alcaraz and i was like not i'd be like like yes literally last night but

up until then no physically I followed him last night. And I've become a big, you know, I mean, I'm like, I'm not like hubs, but I watch Alcraz's big matches. I'm watching,

yeah. I'm going, I'm sitting courtside with Rhea on Sunday. Are you? Yeah, that's some power couple shit. You might be like

Hov and Beyonce. Power person in the couple, not me. I'll always describe myself now as uh the guy uh in forgetting sarah marshall when he's like look look at it when he's on the right that's me now but you know what you're in such a good spot where like you are doing you're doing shit that you should be like on the power couple level yeah so i mean and and them's the break sometimes on the internet which is like what goes viral and what doesn't and what picks up what doesn't but if if you know she's kind of like the uh the star but you're

like oh yeah what i do today babe you know what I mean? No, it helps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not too much of a schlep at least. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's basically what I'm going to keep that up. I think you deserve a lot more credit and flowers and however you want to describe it for what you're doing with some of these professional athletes. So whether or not it maybe is being monetized or recognized, sometimes that just happens on the internet

or specifically here at Barstool. You're doing shit that, I mean, I learned my lesson, right? And I finally won a Marty Munch bet because I said I'm not. And this was the one, even still on the inside, I was like, I don't think he can do this. But I'm not going to say it publicly. Yeah, it's out by now, right? Yeah.

Yeah. This comes out tomorrow? Yes. Yeah, yeah. So first of all, my first one I faced was Alcarest. First person I faced. There's 300 fans there. I was like, the crowd is insane.

Having your crowd. The crowd makes a lot of difference too. If you're just doing it like solo, it's like whatever. You have like pressure. Because I'm sure those fans are like, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, they probably thought I was a Make-A-Wish kid. They're like, oh the fuck is this guy? Yeah, they probably thought it was a Make-A-Wish kid. Like, oh, that's a delivery. But then the first one I saw, this is going to sound crazy.

First one, I was like, oh, my God, I could do this. Like, I see it. And then I start to feel bad because I know I can do it. I swear to God. You feel bad for him? Yes. I swear to God. You feel bad for him? Yes, Carlos Alcaraz. I swear to God. Just one Wimbledon.

Even the baseball one, I was like, I know. I got out on purpose on one of the guys. So when you say that. The make-a-wish is flipped. Like, ugh, I don't want to fucking go deep on him. I know. And this is also, this doesn't mean I could play tennis. Like, tennis is so hard in itself.

This is just returning a serve, right? And, like, I also faced Ben Shelton, who hits it 145 at me. And I missed that completely. Like, that I was different. And Carlos even says, like, I don't really hit it that hard. Carlos is like, but he's like a buck 30, right? Yeah, he's like 130, 125. Maybe he's not the hardest on tour.

Yeah. But he's like, oh, you could probably do it. And then I hit it back. But when you say you see it, I'm always like, I wish. This is where I wish for a day you could switch brains with people or switch eyes with people. When I watch baseball, if I'm sitting front row, I wonder if it literally looks different to you in a way. Yeah. To me, it's just a blur.

It's gone. Listen, in college, I took Adderall. For some reason for you at like i saw the seams like that shit was crazy you would see the seams like curving like you know exactly but like more with the baseball right when i faced like bauer the ones that are like 97 i didn't think there was any chance of me seeing the ball and like this i didn't think i'd be able to like actually try and time it up and like carlos's one, I was like seeing it seen like this. That's crazy. And I was like, holy shit, I could do this.

And then I did it and it was the best feeling in the entire world. The whole rest of the week was like I don't have to get anything else in. I'm good. I hit the best guy. No hubs out there. Oh, okay. If one of you guys want to shoot him a text. Yeah, let me just shoot him because I I think he had an interesting perspective on it.

I think he was more looking to get you on there. Yeah, because he's the one that told me everything about this. Yeah. And we were on meetings with them for three months. Really? Yeah, once a week, three months. It was fucking insane. Well, you know what's great?

And I don't know if you can... Obviously, you do a lot of different sports but tennis is one of those things the same way nascar did it like when you're a very successful league but you need new demos and new eyeballs and shit like that and you embrace barstool and barstool like embraces the sport like nascar is a perfect example they roll out the red carpet where they're like uh do you want to like be in the daytona 500 yeah so if you wanted to like i mean i see i know hubs is more like the tennis guy but i've seen him he he was posted on instagram the other day like you know getting invited to some of these major things where it's

like you're not getting the look to go to the NBA shit because Kevin Hart is going. You know what I mean? We met the US Open guy. Really? And he's like, whatever you guys need. Yeah, can you make sure I'm not sitting in the other bowl tomorrow night? No, but that's where we were like, oh, maybe this is an avenue that we made a new stool tennis thing. We have this whole thing going.

I like it enough to keep doing it. I mean, if you're natural enough, just lean into that. I've seen. Wait, can we let's retell like so like you you the plan was like i i get one shot like yeah it's more return a serve and like the crowd is there yeah so the crowd's going he just ended his practice and he was serving for a half hour he said it's like i've been waiting for this and i was like all right and then we go he uh first one like he i i hit it but it didn't go anywhere and like it hit the racket and these guys hubs liam blotman saying there's no chance you're touching this on the racket so i touched right away they were like this is easy

that's all we're going to do. And then the next one he like faulted. You would have thought it was a laugh track. The crowd was dying laughing at me. I thought I was literally like the best person in the world at this moment. And then one of them I missed. He got me completely. And then the last one, it was like slow-mo.

I hit it backhand and it went all the way up in the air. And he's pointing at it like this, going like this right in. And I was like slow-mo. I hit it backhand, and it went all the way up in the air. He's pointing at it like this, going like this, right in. And I was like, holy shit. And then I went nuts. And everyone, like, guy who was giving me all this access was like, how did you do that? It was insane. The video is perfect the way it came out.

But now it's like everyone keeps telling me I can't do these things. The series should be called. There it is. He was a big advocate of me. Like, there's no, Hubs, like, there's no way you can do this. We've all been there. You were the one that started, like, in COVID and shit, which I agree. I was like.

That pencil one doesn't get enough credit. That one was insane. That was the one that turned the tides for me. And then even despite that i was like there is still a difference in like trick shots versus like athletic activity you know yeah and uh and the baseball one i was still a doubter and then that happened and i will never doubt again i will say but but tennis is one of those ones where yes so i played baseball even like football bad like, everybody plays a little bit

growing up. Football is a very you throw the football around so you know how to catch it and hold it and throw it. Tennis is like, you can be an adult and be like, I've never picked up a tennis racket. I've never played in a match. I've fucked around

with people, but I've never played a tennis match. You also like courts are like all over the place. Especially if you're in the city, like you can't play. I try to play every now and then. I can't find one. It's also like finding a friend that wants to. Yeah. It takes like an hour and a half. Two things I realized about tennis

is, you know, the tennis court in my backyard is so fucking big, like way bigger than at least i realized when i stepped on it i was like the covering this from side to side it's like you're running suicide sprints the entire game and then uh and then the length of it like you know i'll never understand why they score it the way they do it's fucking ridiculous and stupid but it's like is that is the game over no the match over no it's the set it's the point it's like there's the game over? No. Is the match over? No. It's the set. It's the point.

It's like 50 times that you win. Deuce can go on for 20 minutes. I'm just talking about the match between Alcarez and whoever went to. Yeah. I mean, there was a match in Wimbledon went out in three days. Really? Yeah. This year?

They sleep? No, no. This is like, I would say, eight years ago or something like that. It was John Isner and Mahout. And it literally went on. So, like, they don't have lights. So, like, if it gets dark, it's called a day. Because I was going to say, would they just keep going if it...

Yeah. So, this is back. They changed the rules literally because of this match. They changed all tennis. So, like, if it's in the fit set and it goes to a tie break, which is when it's six games, now they just do another fucking tie break. They used to just keep it going. You would be like, oh, you held at 7-7.

It's 14-14. It ended up being, I think, 77 to 75 or something. Yeah, that is insane. And it legit went three days long. That's too much. And then whoever won lost immediately after. They were exhausted. Of course, of course, yeah.

That's also where tennis needs to, the same way cricket invented the short form, because they're like, no one wants to do this super long shit. So the shorter you can – and more consumable you can make it. So you're a baseball guy and obviously a tennis guy. So the baseball one, I remember being like, you're not getting a hit. You might get some contact. But I remember thinking he did play play baseball but i still was like

he ain't touching it which do you think when going into it which did you which did you think was harder oh well we had screamed at each other in the office like and a few tennis guys we talked to agree but like baseball you at least know the pitch is coming right here yeah this is the strike zone this is where they're attempting to throw the ball. Whereas tennis, you're standing. You don't. It's just so stupid. The pitch can't go behind you, stupid. It could go anywhere it wants to go, actually.

But it's moving. It's flying around. It's a stupid argument. But you don't agree that the strikes are the general vicinity. I'm not expecting you, if you're hitting it, to turn around and try to hit lefty. That's not going to happen in that battle. That's a point. Come on. That makes sense. That's a ball. I'm not expecting you, if you're hitting it, to turn around and try and hit lefty. That's what's going to happen mid-at-bat. That's a point. Come on, that makes sense.

It's a point. One point. That's a good point. That's the only point. I could hit it short. I could hit it long. I could hit it left. I could hit it right.

Baseball, you have to throw it basically in this tiny box. Or you're trying to. Closer. Doesn't hit a bounce. I mean, it's really, really hard. But I thought tennis would be harder. It apparently doesn't matter. Nothing fucking matters it's true it's really really hard but like i thought tennis would be harder it's apparently doesn't matter nothing fucking matters with you it's bullshit i almost need it to be like like you should you should do all these things with them or something because

i almost like it's like all right you're a freak that's a good idea now i need like uh so there's the athlete there's the weirdo athlete and then like a regular guy who's like, you know, you can handle yourself. Because it's like, I want to, like, what if Hubs stepped in there and just returned it? And then I'd be like, okay, it's not that impressive, Marty. Or if Hubs like, boom, he didn't even see it, then I'd be like, oh, that's really impressive. It'd be cool to get like a... I'm just there to get humiliated.

It'd be like, remember Tom Green's show? He just had that guy in the back who he just like clowned on, you know? Everyone has that one guy in the friend group. Yeah, there you go. Because I, but that, it's true that like, the more you do, the more I'm like, maybe Marty is just like a freak athlete. That's why I think I hung it up too early. Yeah, maybe, shit.

You know? Because also, you're like, you're not, you're lanky. Yeah, maybe. Shit. Because also, you're like, you're not, you're lanky. Yeah. Like, it's not like, I mean, I look at you, like, you're in shape enough where it's like, I guess it's not a surprise. But if you looked like, if you were like, fucking cut up and in shape and then you did athletic stuff, I'd be like, oh, all right. He's like an athlete.

Yeah. But sometimes I see you got the weird knee thing. My knees don't go. People did. I don't know how much you've talked about it already, but people stopped him and took pictures with him as if he was a tennis player. I was stretching out in the open with a racket before I did anything.

People looked at you and were like, this guy. Yeah, this lady. Were they Asian? No. Were they white? Older white lady. She came up to me and goes,

I saw you on TV. You did so good. I said, I know. Thank you. Thank you. I was eating a hot dog. I ate a was eating a hot I ate a hot dog before. I ate a hot dog right before Alcor. We're just in the concourse. We're just standing outside a concession

stand. But like, I have my phone out. We've got a real camera. I'm holding a racket, so I almost appeared like his coach. I was talking to Tommy Paul, one of the Americans. He's like, yo, we've got to get him a bag. If you walk around in a tennis bag, he'll literally get flooded. He'll be able to think he's just out and about.

Did you wear tennis gear? No, I wore Air Force Ones. I was going to say, like, Raiders. They were making fun of me, like, why? That's what you're wearing? I was like, yeah, what do you want me to wear? My tennis shoes for this? No.

You should have worn all white, like the headband. I honestly... Walk around with the balls in your pockets. We were just joking. There's no way they're going to think you're a tennis player. And two seconds after... And then, right after that,

a security guard sees this and feels it's his job to now protect Marty. So he... We somehow just don't have this on camera. Like, we were almost stunned at, like, what was happening. But he was about five feet off from us, but clearly staying with us.

It happened for, like, seven minutes. And then eventually he goes, are you a tennis us, but clearly staying with us. It happened for like seven minutes. And then eventually he goes, are you a tennis player? And then he goes, no. He like waits for me to get the hot dog and come back. He goes, what's going on? So Alcaraz was like, do you know how he was feeling? Was he like, I'm going to fucking smoke this dude? Yeah.

I mean, I ask him, I tell him, do not hold back. Yeah, I mean, I ask him, like, I tell him, like, do not hold back. Yeah. I think in the video you sent me, you go, make it hurt. Something like that. So there's a servant that has a body serve, and then literally they just serve it at you. And you can get fucking, you know, if you're not ready for it, you just get welts. I wanted that to happen to him. They all said they were going to do that, and not one of them did it.

Do you think he went 100%? I think he was at least 90-something. Yeah, I think like 85% to 90% is fair. Oh, he's putting it down. It's 72%. It's about 30%. Did you have a clock? Was there a clock out?

No, but I'd say it was 125%, which is fucking fast. Well, even like Shelton even says, like, I know that was 140%. He's like, that was 140%. But that one gassed you. That one gassed. You didn't even touch it? I touched one of them, yeah. It's a good clip. It literally goes throughassed you. That one gassed. You didn't even touch it? I touched one of them, yeah. Two of them.

It's a good clip. It literally goes through your racket. I don't think I would swing. Like, I think I'd be like... Oh, that's what they told. That was the advice given to him. I'd be gearing up and it'd be behind me. The advice was basically, like, stick your racket out and just, like, use the force to

let it hit it back. Like, if you try to whip, you have no fucking chance. There's a video of, I think it was a Japanese baseball player, name I don't know, who was using a pitching machine, and they crank it up to 200. And he gets in the box, and it comes, and he walks out, and he's like, that's impossible. That's great. I mean, that's almost, I feel like if you even did make contact,

I don't know, your bat would explode. But you could see, he was in it ready to swing, and it comes, and he walks out. He's like, I didn't have time. That's this. No, Jared. I also feel like, God forbid, if something went wrong, I feel like that ball would go through your body.

Yes. 100%. You take one of the ribs, I think it would just rip your whole body apart. But it was funny where I faced Coco Goff, who's the best woman's player. She won US Open last year. Yeah. And she was just laughing at me because I was in such a wrong position. And she's like, I hit's player she won US Open last year yeah and she was just laughing at me because I was in such

a wrong position and she's like I hit a soft one right by you and like she annihilated well I could I could see it being like I mean of course

like if Alcaraz like played you you're not oh yeah probably not but there's a difference between like maybe I get a point

I'm convinced myself now maybe now we gotta ratchet this up I can do I'm convinced myself now. Maybe now we've got to ratchet this up. I've convinced myself I could do whatever now. That's a dangerous spot to be, though. Oh, it's a worse spot. It's a worse spot. It's like the gif of looking at his hands.

Who is it? It's fucking the guy who outed Cosby. Hannibal Buress. Hannibal Buress, where he's looking at his hands and he's like what power do I that's Marty Marty's Tobey Maguire

looking in the mirror after getting bit by a spider what the fuck is happening I gotta be honest when I went to the hotel I was like holy shit what's going on

dude the whole moment of it I mean the way he returns it I assume this is gonna come out tomorrow or whatever but it it's just floating and floating and Carlos is looking at it

and it just fucking drops in and it's like how the fuck did this happen what's going on you're very you still owe me five pushups I do

can you do them right now all five yeah all five all five actually four four I want to hold one over here four please

I get to have one out of them now I said if I do I have to do something grandma's fucking funeral you got to do all five one two three that's good four thank you I said if I do it, I have to do something. Grandma's fucking funeral. You got to do all five. One, two, three, four. That's good.

Thank you. I was going to say. Wait, I have a question for you, though, for hockey now. Because hockey's next. Or basketball. And Yandles texts me nonstop. He's like, there's just no chance you can do anything i'll say this and you can't skate right i can go forward okay i can't stop

yeah my brother played i i could skate i don't need to hold a wall yeah there's one but he said we played a game called juice boy you ever played juice. It's a weird name. You get two shots and a breakaway from the hash mark. I don't know what that is. And you're trying to score on a goalie? Yeah.

You call it Juice Boy, Steve? Juice Boy Hockey? Okay, this is one I have to... I'm going to go again. This is... This is not always that, man. But you're playing an NHL goalie?

I would be... Yeah, so there's two things. I would do me as a breakaway against an NHL goalie or me. Hockey-like game. Or me trying to stop, like, an offensive. I could see, like, I mean, I know. So the goalie challenge, we know.

Dave, you know, you shoot from 100 feet away with no angles or anything. But there were times where Dave would make some impressive saves. Oh, yeah. no angles or anything. But there were times where Dave would make some impressive saves. That I don't think on a breakaway against a real goalie you're even sniffing it. He just does it. That's ridiculous. I think you have a better shot. So I officially have, I said this now,

I will never bet against him again. I do think hockey is always the great equalizer with the ice. But if you do it, I will bet on you. As a goalie? As a goalie. Well, now I have to do it. You have fueled me to be an athlete.

Because you're just going to come so slow. Wouldn't that fuck with them? Because they're used to not. It might. I would be very surprised. I think they're just going to poke check you and be like, you're done. Do you have any sort of shot? My brother played hockey, so I played on the ice with him sometimes.

I played once in a while. I did score on Keith Kincaid once. On ice? Then what are we talking about? That was like, Zah was there and stuff. It was like a circus was happening. It was crazy. That would be. You know, it was crazy. That would be this.

But like this, I think. But wait, I mean, what are you talking about? So you did it. No, no, it was like, it was something like we were. Was he a goalie or it was kind of like. He was a goalie, but like, it wasn't like we were doing just this against that. It was something weird. I don't know what exactly it was.

But yeah, I think now like I'm going to gonna have to do this so it's just kind of a one-on-one they just send you from the line yeah this this appears to be breakaways yeah this i don't know what they call it yeah i don't know what are you saying the hash mark or whatever fuck i hate that you're doing like this always happens where like my logical brain is like don't don't you know i love marty i want him to do it don't think about that you have to think about it logically can he do this he can't do this but then he does it this is the one i'm probably i was most nervous about tennis honestly i thought tennis was gonna be the hardest and then i but hockey i was because i don't see how golf you do you because

golf you're not one-on-one yeah well that also just, yeah, the setup of golf is very hard. You need a sport that is like me versus you in at least an activity. That's why football was hard, too, because it's like you're involving a quarterback. If he throws it bad, like, or really good, it's, that was fine. Like, basketball would be fun because it's bad, and hockey, I think, is going to be very fun. Similar to a free throw shooting contest, each player attempts to score from the hash marks in front of the crease. This all depends on skating. I've got to see Marty skate first.

But I think even more than your skating is your stick handling. No, but I think that's where Marty, like the stick handling would be where the Mickey Mantle gene comes in. It's very Burt Kreischer-esque. Do you think you could score on an NHL goalie? Probably not. I think that's insane. I'd be like, you give me 100 shots, yeah, I'll probably score one or two.

So what do you think is a fair amount of breakaways? Five? No, I think you're going to have to get above 50 to score. But what do you think is fair for the video? Five? I think ten. Ten? Yeah. Oh my god, you don't think I'm going to get one out of ten? No.

This isn't safe! This isn't something! This is why video works, because people keep saying it to me. He did the same thing to me for months. It's usually the expert, if you will, in the sport at Barstool. You know what I mean? They go to the tennis guy.

They go to the baseball guy. You're coming with them. You're coming with them. I'd love to. I think you have a better chance of a goalie just because I remember we did some skating thing for Barstool in Chicago, and Max ended up being a goalie and he stopped rigs on a breakaway and like we went nuts we're like holy shit because he just like fell and it

just happened to be right also i think tennis returning a serve hitting a baseball and scoring a saving a goal while all very different is just reaction time and hand-eye coordination and shit like that. Whereas scoring is you have to skate, you have to stick handle, you have to shoot. There's more skill involved. You could luck into some things. You could luck, but it's beyond luck. I do think you have quick hands and good hand-eye coordination.

But if you just guess glove side, top corner and he does that, you're in good shape. For luck, when I was in high school, we had a rink on campus, and when we had free periods, me and my buddy who played hockey would play our two other best friends

who didn't play hockey. They all played basketball. And our rule when we played was you can score on the empty net. The two of us who play hockey have to score. The only way we can score is by hitting a post from outside the blue line. The games would always just end in fighting, like literal fighting. But they were games because it was an empty net,

and you could luck into just getting it on net. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be the goalie is hard. Especially the full pass. I suck at it. I can't be the goalie. Yeah, we're going to have to And now I have to do it. This one, I mean, I've said it about baseball.

I've said it about, this is the one. This is the one. I almost want you to hold off on hockey. But do something else. Because ice is kind of a fucking, you might score, you also might fucking slip and Charlie Brown yourself. Yeah, that would be funny. But there really isn't –

Because they're season soon, right? That's the problem. Yeah, hockey comes out real soon. Basketball and hockey are starting like end of September. I would say five weeks, yeah. Yeah, where it's like – You've got to get your new staff in a shooting contract. Then you forget like it's their job and they don't want to do this anymore with you.

That's like when Dave and Kyrie were going to play one-on-one. Yeah, exactly. As soon as it started to get even close to training camp. Also, these tennis players I played, Carlos, Coco, lost in the first round. Yeah, but Carlos was minus 1,400. Dude, Carlos smashed his racket, and everyone was like, they've never seen him do that ever. He was the angriest he's ever been on the court,

literally right after meeting this guy. It's Marty Munch. You're so lucky. Trevor Bauer. He's out of the league. Trevor Bauer's out of the league. The one guy who did get a hit. Bauer was already out, though.

Weiser got tricked. Yeah, that's not good. You're ruining careers. Marty Munch is his name, folks. Stay away. Oh, man. I feel like big hockey players might do it. Well, hockey has always been the guys.

You know, Rolodex of people. Well, yeah, I have to ask Chicklets if they can help. Sure. You're doing current players? Like, Scotty Darling would do it. What? Like, Scotty Darling would do it, but he's not a current active player. Because everyone's always like, they'll say something about it but can you do something like uh like

does it you know when you shoot like those the plates like in the in the goal yeah yeah like would does that matter or does it have to be like i don't know that's the thing i think i think the marty thing is like you're competing against someone. Yeah, he's got a shield. But if an NHL guy does the plates, do they go six for six? Or is it hard for them to? No, but it's like, say you're taking six. Ray Bork went bang, bang, bang, bang. That was just at four.

I think they do have six now. I think they have more in the All-Star game. But it's a big deal if they go 100%. If you go 100%, yeah, but you probably have two. A good shooter probably has two misses. It's definitely pros versus Joes, but I'm also trying to do the hypotheticals that everyone talks about. Can a

normal person score three points in a 10-minute game or something like that? Or something like that of like, let me on the court for something. We got a whole stack of ATI versions. Definitely that. Something like that of like, let me on the court for something. We got a whole stack of ATI versions. Yeah, yeah, exactly. A sports pack that's like, could you score one point or catch one punt

or blah, blah, blah. You should do all those. Which is... Swimming. Do you guys remember? I didn't remember this. This feels like a Mandela effect moment or something like that.

Shaq beat Michael Phelps in a in a swimming race it was like i think they gave him a little bit of a lead like they they padded it a little bit but it was shack used to have a series called jack shack versus on like i think spike tv okay and stole it from me yeah it's mush versus now and they were all like i can't believe it wasn't a bigger deal. I think he was just a little bit ahead of his time because it should have been. That should be the biggest deal ever. And he beat Phelps. This is like Shaq post, no, not quite post his career, right?

Like Shaq, I'm guessing it was like 2012. When did Shaq play for the Celtics? 15, 16? 12 sounds right. 16 feels too late. Jack versus Phelps swimming. Sorry. It came out at 09, it looks like.

I mean, that's right after London. That's Phelps as Phelps. Shaq challenged greatest Olympian Michael Phelps to a swim race, and people are shocked at the result. Pretty sure he fucking won it. They must have seen him huge. He was 52 at the time. Before eventually retiring

from the professional sport until only 11, the father of six tried his hand at reality TV. Between 2009 and 10, he had Shaq vs. where he was playing

for the Cavs at that point. He took on Ben Roethlisberger. He played beach volleyball with Misty May and Kerry Walsh.

Remember those two? They were like the hot shit. Oh, volleyball. You gotta do that. Well, I was all Long Island volleyball. That would be funny. That's the one you can't do. That's the one you can't do. That one's way too easy.

He boxed De La Hoya. He did something with pool holes. And the season finale was at the Loyola Aquatic Center. He faced Phelps in a series of swimming. And he had 23 medals at this point phelps did and um he lost the shack the first event was a freestyle race which big big aristotle remember that yeah 20 oh okay so this is what it was this is why but still he swam 25 yards and um phelps had to do 50 that's i don't know i still thought if you lay

that out phelps got a five packet five second head start but 50 meters and and shack had to do 25 and so shack started on the opposite side so they still ended up finishing on the same side but he beat him by a second and a half. Listen, these athletes, they're all scared. They're all scared. You guys know, of course, that's why it's the best. You know that guy,

you know Speed? Yeah. Who's like, he's really fast. Did he just cut somebody out? Well, he's Tyra Kill said no. He's like, I won't do it right now like that was one thing like i'll speed is i'm probably faster than him too like i actually anything speed wants it's a challenge he thinks he's like the best thing i'll challenge speed in anything he's not that good at anything just because you're fast i could do anything i

know and i think over that car though right he did which is fucking insane that is crazy twice yeah because everybody was like that was fake and then the second one came and there's all those different angles

you can't do that I'm just too nervous to do this I don't want to die but you think but I couldn't do anything he can do you think you can jump over a Lambo

a hundred percent I know I can like I just that's timing I think we can recreate measure how much a Lambo is and make something where it's like you're not going to die, but

we'll swing this at you and you have to jump. I think you gotta jump the Lambo. I could do the Lambo. Lambo's a small, no? It's part of the pressure of the situation. If I don't do this right, I die. He does it twice. He actually went back and he did another day because everyone said it was fake. pressure of the situation. If I don't do this right, I die. That is a big bug. He does it twice. It's a big simulation.

He did another day because everyone said it was fake. Also, jumping the Lambo probably makes you jump higher because of the adrenaline rush and you're trying to literally stay alive. It's all about timing. It's not about how high it's timing. I know for a fact that Benny Guadagnino has a picture.

That's how high a Lamborghini is. That looks like it's probably up to his chest. Yes. You think you can jump to my chest? Yeah, I think I can. On a fucking just a bird? I think I can jump the height of a Lambo. Yeah.

But it's the jumping the Lambo. I do not think you can. I mean, how high? If you said it was the middle of someone's chest, then yeah. It was also going like 90 miles an hour. So it's going fast. You think your vert is almost four feet? Well, not vert, because I'm going to bring my legs up, too.

I don't think you could do that. Jump right now and pull your feet up. I think, of all people, you're a stone statue. I don't think you could do this at all. How high do you think Lambo goes? Is it that high? Probably, right? Yeah.

All right. It's close. I don't know if it is, bro. I don't know if it's going to look right now, but if that was a box jump, I could get up high. You think so? Yeah. You do box jumps like that?

I could get up high. Maybe I shouldn't be doubting Vital Bird. It's close. It's close up there. It's higher than I thought it was going to go. It's close. It's close up there. It's higher than I thought it was going to go. It's close. I think, first of all, Lamborghini is 64 and a half inches. You're not jumping that.

What's that? But nobody's jumping. Who's doing inches? That can't be 64. Okay, I was going to say, nobody. So, like, LeBron James and Michael Jordan, those guys famously jump 48 inches. Then there are, like, the freaks on, so, yeah, you got to have like a 45-inch vert. But not a vert because you're going to bring a lot of – like 44 – I'm trying to do the math.

No, I think it is because your vert is your hand. You know, like your – are you 40 – your feet is 44 off when you're touching? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah because you're touching like 100 whatever inches up so those guys feet are like 48 inches and so then they pulled it up but i also think that's where we get you're just saying that like it's math it's also not easy to like pull your feet up it's not just like oh i'll just also pull my feet up that's another part of the athleticism that's hard i guess we gotta get a lambo all right whatever maybe this would be the first thing i spend money on i'll buy a lamborghini just for you guys to drive it back

and forth with each other just for me you to go to jail when you kill me i wonder what kind of like you gotta sign all sorts of shit right and even as the driver i'm like all right i know you signed away yeah but i don't want to fucking like when i had speed sing there was like cops there and shit too. I think you got to close to the top of that TV, but if it was a Lamborghini coming at you, I think it's hitting you. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying I can do the height. I can't do

that. I would not be able to do it. If you saw a box jumping like this as tall as a Lamborghini, I could jump on top of it. If someone says, hey, jump now. And I know the Lamborghini is going super fast. I know it's super fast, but I do think you've got to have a little bit

of hang time more so than the average jump for it to get by you. Yeah, for sure. It's not just like up and down. No, I want to be clear. I could not jump over a Lamborghini, but I could jump 40 inches. I could jump on it. 40 inches is high. I'd be very impressed if you could do that. I think I could do that.

I think... You surprise me too because you're always in shape, but you also are... You never surprise with weight lifting, but I think agility and getting off the ground

is pretty impressive for a guy who is as fucking bulky as you are. I know I can do 30 very easily. Your 1,000 thing? What's up? 1,000 pound club?

I saw a clip yesterday of Burt calling you and you're like, yeah, I'm never doing heavy weights again to carry what is a thousand pound again it's uh your bench your squat and your deadlift added up bench squat and deadlift deadlift is when you just get it like yeah it's like your waist that one's really hard this is that's where you blow your back out i don't do that anymore yeah because i because I don't do that one. So that one, I was like, that one is very technique. Yeah.

And because I don't do it. I think he's in the video. There's one of Corey G's buddies or Corey G's boys is like there filming. And he's a little guy. And Corey was like, ask what he pulls. And it was like 700 pounds. Because he just knows how to do it. He knows how to do it.

Yeah. And so that one was very weak. You know, you should link up with Bert. I mean, you know about Bert's Mickey Mantle gene? He's very similar to you. He calls it the Mickey Mantle gene. That Mickey Mantle could be like drunk and fucking bad. Like 500.

That would be funny to him being the second person. He can do a lot of shit. And he's fatter. You know, he's fat. So it's like people, tennis he played against tom and uh tom like trained with a trainer for like i think like a month leading up to it and this was post this is post tom's injury so i think he was in shape yeah and all that shit and um they get to uh they get to the place and like, Bert is kind of like, you know,

doing slides and like, hitting off the wall and the trainer was like, all right, like, we got this. And then,

they're about to start and Bert is, he starts practicing his serve. And the trainer turns to Tom, he's like, you're fucked. He's like, I don't know where that,

like, I did not know that was in his bag. You're fucked. And Bert, like, I don't think Bert scored, Tom scored a point. I think He's like, I don't know where that, like, I did not know that was in his bag. You're fucked. You guys should ask him. I don't think Bert scored a, Tom scored a point. I think he just, like, relentlessly hammered him. I think Tom was, like, it was the worst thing in my life. You ask him what, don't tell him anything about what I'm doing.

Ask him what sport he thinks he can beat an athlete at. And then I'll take him, I'll ask him, obviously. I think Bert will have an answer that's,'s like all of them yeah which is good then the next one i do i just be like all right we'll call him just like hey you got to come meet us yeah like how we did to you guys in amsterdam yeah it's like you got to meet us if you catch bert like you know uh if you catch him if you go to him or whatever like if he's on tour i think you would do some shit like this yeah yeah like setting it all up but especially if you challenge him a little bit you can't do this bert yeah you can't you can't you

won't tell him right now you can't do it the mickey marty marty and bert the mickey manil gene series would be fucking so funny awesome that's maybe that'll get a tweet from from barstool so where where can the people find it? It's on... It is on the Barstool main YouTube. Oh, it is? Now, yes. I got the nod.

I did ask. I got it on there, which is nice. How lucky. Yeah, no, it was good. Barstool employee getting to use the Barstool assets. Wow. It was on there, yes. Lucky duck.

Yeah, it's on there. My Twitter, it's going to be all over the place. I've seen a camera footage. I have not seen the full video. I have not seen any of it. I'm very excited. No, I think I want to see the full production. It is crazy.

The crowd is such a good aspect. You should have more crowds if you obviously can. No idea. I was nervous about that. Yeah, that was crazy. But again, it's the ultimate, like, oh, no, Carlos Alcaraz served it past me. No fucking kidding, he did.

Yeah. But then when you win, what a team you got. I'm not very good around, though. I am better when people are watching. When it's by myself, I'm not very good, because I'm thinking about other things. Yeah, or I'll just be like, no one's going to find out who gives a shit.

With a crowd, I'll fucking turn it up. Before I go, this out of order shit is the best thing that happened to me, though. You're good for you. You're doing good with it. Yeah. I just get to text him random things. And it's my favorite thing. We're actually doing my second sketch we're doing, right?

My second one. Because the first one was the Epstein one, which we got so lucky about the list coming out. That was insane. That was so good. The other day I texted him. I just said, Truman Show, Truman Show. And he goes, he didn't answer.

And I go, just don't forget. He goes, I've been thinking about it. Just like I get to do random shit. If I get drunk, I'm like, he's my drunk texter. It's the best thing in the world. It's out of order for my brain. Anytime I come across something funny, I'm like, wouldn't this be funny?

It's always something horrible and embarrassing for someone. I'm like, this would be great. There was one last thing I was going to ask you. Oh, fuck. My memory is to ask you. Oh, fuck. My memory is shot, man. Okay, whatever. That's good.

It was something good. Oh, well. All right, that's it. That's it. Oh, last thing. That night, I was telling John that night that we, like, Dana went on stage with Glenn Powell, all that. Yeah. The funniest part about all that was we're backstage after the concert.

I'm talking to Daniel Jones, Glenn Powell I was talking to. And it's just fucking the RU Garbage guys in the corner. And it was so funny to see them, like, taking shots in the corner. Like, me and I go up to one of them and they were like they were like what are we doing i'm like you guys are like doing this now you just interviewed luke combs and i know they're killing it but they they again all relatively speaking because we know all these guys work so hard for like so many years but their rise to the top to the top you know to where they're at was quick quick so they went from like you know broke and don't know anybody to like yeah making some money and getting

to go backstage of these places so they're still they're white trash i still have people come up to me being like the because i was on with you guys and them long time yeah in that studio and talking about my meat farms deli guy with the army hat yeah and people still come to like oh you still go that deli guy i think that was maybe maybe the second time because i don't know if we would invite somebody in on an interview for the first time but i remember being like mush and are you garbage they were they're my guys like they're they're perfect for you guys they're also like like those might shoot. Right up your alley. Because I like people that when you say insane things, they laugh, but they also try and take it and really answer the question. This is what I was going to say.

I have an idea that I think is a very mush idea. So I'm going to run for president in 2024. I'm going to put myself on the ballot. I have certain things that I'm trying to fix. One of them is people rubbernecking, creating traffic. They stop and look. The same way that when you're on

the race track, when a horse falls, they just put up that tent and kill the horse. You put up this huge fucking thing and you can't see the accident, so you just drive. That's too good of an idea like that's just like because i'm a rubbernecker are you oh you son of a bitch no you are too

no you're only recognizing a rubberneck is because you're rubbing that no no no no no we've been talking recently about how i to prove a point i'm like i'm not gonna fucking i mean i've dozen i've filmed videos of people to rubber to prove the rubbernecker i'm like i'm the guy driving slow because i have my filmed videos of people to prove the rubbernecking. I'm the guy driving slow because I have my cell phone. So I have been a rubbernecker. But these days, I'm like, nope, I'm not doing it. I'm not looking.

But if it just – and somehow it's like this. You just open up like a briefcase and it just goes – and it just covers up like the whole street. That's good. That really is good. Maybe even like nowadays you can get to like where it's like drone you know like camouflage so because people will still look at a giant blue tarp too but if it like looks like the trees if it camouflages in nothing's nothing to see here folks i'm just more of an appreciator now inventing's past me okay because inventing

because it upsets me because we should do that but i'm just too lazy or i'm not gonna do that you know like the handles right the handles is a huge thing that i handles water we don't appreciate water it's a five tool player no one talks water water is the franchise baby water is the franchise drink kill view and it's two more. Water slides. It's crazy shit. There's just so much you can do. Drink, kill. Water slides? Can't have water slides without water.

There's just so much things that we're just like, ah, whatever. I appreciate these small things. Water is it. Actually, we appreciate the big things. Do I believe in magic? No, those are scams. Okay. Magic is just bullshit.

Oh, that was the same episode we were talking about. When they were like, O's is real. I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think O's the mentalist is real? It's just he would be the president of the United States. He would be the biggest thing ever. There's obviously something that we just don't know. And I'm too stupid to clap at him every time.

And I'll clap because I do think it's great. I'm very impressed. Great job. Amazing. I don't think you did something. You're an asshole for falling into his trap. It's Oz, bro. It's not Oz. He gets upset when he does what he does. I agree that. I've been saying it because Kevin's been saying it, but yes, I'm at Oz.

Just because you're Dr. Oz. It's ridiculous, though. Oh, wait. You're telling me it's been saying it but yes i'm at odds yeah i mean dr oz doesn't want to be this though but it's like oh wait you're telling me he it's actually oz but he changed no he makes like if you say oh oz the mentalist but his name is like oh supposedly yeah but he spells it oz like that word's pronounced like you get like if my name is spelled j-o-h-n i'm like oh no it's johan yeah that is a word and it's said this way his name was a big fucking thing his name is spelled J-O-H-N. I'm like, oh no, it's Jahan. Yeah. No, that is a word and it's said this way. His name is probably- The Wizard of Oz was a big fucking thing.

His name is probably like Ozweiler or something like that, right? But when you're short, you gotta throw an H in there. You gotta change how it's- It's gotta be like O-H-Z-E. Yeah.

H-O-M-N. Yeah. Yeah, appreciate the big things, not the small things. The big things. Amen, brother. All right,

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Had a full bacheloret full bachelor parties night out with all of the stuff and then woke up on the monday not being able to move my face or breathe or eat or drink um i went to the doctor apparently i went into full anaphylactic shock and didn't know it and my doctor was pissed off at me because how the hell could i have not known that i was legitimately dying um but i guess my question to you is what is the worst health that you've been in and not said anything to everybody around you because you didn't want to bring down everyone else's time drinking three and a black shot is something i get it though you don't want to be the girl who's like i'm going three and a black she said she said i shouldn't have probably ate that where you did you know you were allergic yeah yeah right i ate something i shouldn't eat that's what the dog says i'm allergic to peanut butter i had a

lot of rhesus cups i went through a phase where i was allergic to like alcohol basically but it was like i think it was cheap alcohol would you get red face so I would get um my throat would swell up a little bit and I would get really red like but I could it was it was during that phase where remember when like pinnacle whipped cream vodka and birthday cake vodka and all those like those shitty brands uh so I was doing like you know 20 of those a night and but i remember i would be like i would do one and then i'd be like i could taste it okay it's happening and they'd be like what and i'm like that allergic thing's happening and like is it like the pineapple thing where like

your mouth is fuzzy no it was like my my like oh it was like breathing like imagine if you just push it in your throat a little bit i don't't like that. I was like, I was alluring so bad I kept coming. Just getting another one. Pour out three more shots. But it was just like labored enough breathing and read enough that it was like ruining my time. But like, I was like, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine.

Just keep going. It's fine. It's fine. You know? I do understand. I get it. You can go home but you don't want to call the whole thing the whole thing yeah i i mine is basically like

everything that's ever happened to me i like like i i've had many broken bones that i did not go to for weeks um that's also your parents all night my mom would be like have a glass of milk um the yeah it's probably a broken ankle i had for two weeks broken hand i had for like three i think um the e coli was the last minute thing i've had basically basically like i don't know i don't go to the doctor so i don't i'm like so everything is gonna be fine it's gonna get better but if. But if it's broken, it's not. Well, I didn't know it was broken. That's the point.

You've got to go to a doctor. It hurts a little bit. Because none of them were, like, in all of my injuries I've ever had, none were, like, in the moment, like, something happened, something happened. And also, like, it kind of, it was, like, it bothers me a little bit. But it's not, like, crazy painful. Did your hands swell up even more when you work with me. Mine recently was that I went to the hospital for the first time in my life.

And I was at Ria's parents' house. And there was like that church carnival on the corner was happening. And I was walking around about to get a nice, like of those uh funnel cakes or fried oreos all that shit all of a sudden my back went into shambles so i said what the fuck is going on walked around for like a half hour i'm like i gotta go pee everybody was like what do you mean you gotta go pee you would have just went to pee you wouldn't tell me that what are you doing and i just went back i had kidney stones and parents, her dad's like, you got to go to the hospital.

It's the worst thing in the world. I'm telling you, you got it. Because I never went to the hospital as a kid, anything. My brother broke his arm, didn't go for four days, like the same thing. And I was like, I'm not going. It was the debate night too. I wanted to watch something nice, fun.

I watched that in the hospital. I can't believe that seems like something that they should have better technology to fix by now. It was just wait till it passes. I heard that they can do like an ultrasonic sound thing where it kind of breaks them up. Yeah, it pulverizes it. Does that work though? I've never had it.

Because that seems like something we should figure the fuck out. It's the worst pain of all time. Right. I broke my ankle when i was like younger and it like was green and really swollen like obviously broken and so my mom was like okay we'll go to the doctor tomorrow but like i have a hair appointment in the morning she was like and like it was really hard to get. Like, can I just go? So then she brings me to the airport. I'm like crying. But she has spoils in her.

Before the appointment? Before the appointment. Oh my God. She looked like the worst mom in the world. Absolutely. The older I get, like when I get my hair done now, I think about it. I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't.

If my kid broke their arm. This is going to be like a six week, like whole thing anyway. You can do a couple more hours. Yeah. All right. Next one what up kfc fights big shout out to super producer bc so quick question for you i hear a lot of the hypotheticals like when you make it to heaven you want to hear your stats or like kind of some good things that you did in your life all that stuff. So I guess when you get to heaven or hell, what's one stat you don't want to hear,

something that's going to gross you out or piss you off, like something nasty? Let me know. Cheers. I don't know about something nasty. People think about this? The amount of stats. One of the attack questions is when you get to heaven,

what's one stat you'd ask? And usually people go, how many times did I jerk off? That would be one I don't want to know. I have no interest in like. I'd like to know how many times I've had fast food. There you go. Because it's a lot. And I think I'd be up there for one of the most skinny guys for the most fast food.

Literally pound for pound. Yeah. But like, I don't know. What stats would you want? are like one of the most skinny guys for the most fast food literally pound yeah yeah but like i don't know what stats would you want um i'll tell you what i don't want is like the amount of money i spend on like i've been ordering um like a sandwich off of like doordash and it's a place that has like they have like three sizes to their sandwich. They have like a mini, a regular and a giant. But the giant is actually like a regular one. But it's marked up like double. And then I get delivery fees.

And then I get that like, it's like $40 for a sandwich. But I really like it. And I just, I'm ordering $40 sandwiches. That's what I'm doing. It's so worth it though. There's a thing on Twitter where it's like inflation is so bad? It's like is inflation bad or are you just getting like a private taxi for your burrito? You really don't think about it like that.

Yeah, we just have like little drug couriers running around town with our fucking food. Sometimes you're like how did I eat before this? Yeah. What did I do? You have no idea what I was doing. What did I do? Eating no idea what i was doing what did i do i'm trying to eat a lot of leftovers i guess i mean i just hit there was a pizza place like underneath my apartment i remember and i would just i think i would grab a slice like every time i left or was walking into

the building this isn't all you garbage thing but my brother put me on to this app i gotta find the app he'll tell me but it's like you get the scraps at the end of the night from these restaurants. It's called a mystery basket. And you get whatever they got left, they put on it. That is some Arnie Garbage shit. That is some. I gotta ask

him what it was. I have thought about that before. You've seen people's trash, Arnie? I don't do it. Your brother is? He's like, yeah, I went to do it. I don't do it. Your brother is? He's done it. He's like, yeah, I went to Joe's Pizza and got the mystery basket. It's like a restaurant, not people. I've had the thought of it.

So it's the scraps you're saying, though. It's like they clean the plate into a bag? No, like the leftovers from the night, like in the pizza shop. It's like an all-leftover chicken roll. That's better. That's getting me out of it hand but I have had a thought that's that's

that's just called ordering delivery late at night like whatever oh you thought like when they hit like like if you had like two chicken fingers

left on your plate you gotta put that in the bag but I have had that thought about about like when you go like a steakhouse

the amount of times that like you know someone orders a 64 ounce steak and they don't finish it, that's some good meat that's just going right in the garbage. If you told like homeless people,

yo, you're eating filet mignon tonight, I don't think they'd care that somebody took a couple bites first. It's true. I wouldn't care. So mystery basket is a polite way to put like, this is our spoiled food. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what this is. But I like our idea better. We'll just call it scraps. That map is just called scraps. Are you done with that? Scrap hat? Yeah. I mean, I'm a big scrap eater at the table.

Oh, John is the king. He doesn't even say it anymore. He just goes like this kind of, and he looks around. And I think he knows that he's doing that on purpose now And I go You want some of this? How long He says something like this

I go I'll take a whack at it How long you wait Huh? How long you wait I tell people I say when you're done send it But that

You know That's an added pressure Yes I gotta finish So we can have it That's terrifying. Yeah, you got to eat, man. If you're not done, you take three breaths, get over here.

You're tapping out, big boy. I'll take care of it. If you're a silverware, like, if you let go of your silverware, you don't do it. We should do the pace of eating with you two. I mean, you would be in trouble. Jackie actually. I don't eat, like, slow. Well, Jackie, for her birthday, is going to do 25 dumplings.

Oh, that's right. We didn't officially do that. We just did. What kind of dumplings? Well, okay, I guess if we're doing 25, we could probably put some sweet ones in there, too. What's the sweet dumpling? I just feel like

you can stuff whatever in a dumpling. Oh, so you want like, I do sometimes, I'll get like, if I get an empanada, I'll get like a sweet plantain empanada or a sweet corn empanada. But like dumplings are different than empanadas.

Eat mostly. Honestly, I would love an IRL stream of you all day. Anytime we have done that before, it's been a hit. Yeah, I know. Well, yeah, when you do anything, but I'm saying just like really normal life, like no content is planned at all. stream of you all day anytime we have done that before it's been a hit yeah i know well yeah when you do anything for but i'm saying just like really normal light like no content is planned at all it's just you i'd enjoy that it's it's mostly eating eating and watching tv

most people like yeah yeah but i don't know i like it's one thing when it's like oh you ate 36 eggs the other day for your birthday but that was like a thing it's one thing when it's like, oh, he ate 36 eggs the other day for his birthday. But that was like a thing. It's more interesting than it's like, it's just Tuesday night. And that dude had a whole pack of ice pops and a whole tub of ice cream and a whole thing. You should do like mukbangs. Yeah. Well, that's what I mean.

His whole life is one big mukbang. Dude, the other day I went to a restaurant Marty recommended, and it was... I'm starving right now. It's an incredible place. Literally, I ate like six meals. What place is it? Emilio's Bellato. It's fucking incredible.

I had all the bread, which was like six big slices of bread. Then I had a Caesar salad. Then I had a burrata. Then I had a chicken parm. Then I had spaghetti and meatballs. Then I had a burrata. Then I had a chicken parm. Then I had spaghetti and meatballs. Chicken parm is so good. Then I had gelato. Wow.

Good for you, by the way. All in about 40 minutes. Real fast turnaround at that place. I was on the train at 5.09. I was signing the check at 5.55. Yes, they're fast. I love that. Because usually Italian restaurants, it's like you're there for like two and a half hours.

This has nine tables. Did you go in the back? No, just in the front. The nine tables and they got the mob move like in the back. It's a famous place. Chicken parm is,

I think, regarded as kind of like almost like a little kid's dish. You know what I mean? Yes. It's the best, but it's the fucking best. I understand there's,

you know, other dishes that are delicious, but it's like melty fucking cheese with the red sauce and a thinly pounded out breaded chicken. You're going to be hard pressed to beat that. This is a different sauce, too, right? Isn't it almost like vodka sauce? That was a very jarring juxtaposition between the two. I'm happy I ate the full chicken parmm and then I decided to switch it back and forth because the chicken parm is a much sweeter sauce

than the spaghetti and meatballs. Both incredibly delicious. But when I first made my transition from chicken parm... I think I could get down, though, with the chicken parm of vodka. Oh, it's fantastic. Well, that's my... Chicken parm of vodka could change the game.

Me, Glenn, and Tommy have a new series coming out. We're basically doing it so we can get into the hardest places yeah so like emilio's balado we met them you need the fourth guy i'll come hold the camera everybody let's go to lucali we're going to red hook tavern i don't even know the names of these places oh my god such a bad rich person like i don't know the name do you like honestly like do you like eating yeah yeah i do i know i do there's a difference i don't like going out to eat though oh that's crazy that's the only like i i'd rather do that than anything like if i could eat that food at my house i'm saying i don't like being nuts no you like you like being out oh i love it

like i don't like being out with strangers i don't like being out with strangers. I don't like that it takes so long. I'd rather just eat my food at my house. Oh, I love it. If I could have people over and then they serve me this fancy dish at my house, that would be the best of all times. Oh, well, you should do that. Yeah, that's what I need. That's my next app. Scraps, they bring it to my house.

Just don't tell me that it's you know been chewed i just went to a uh cooking competition where i me and rio were the judges with other people it was that's a great rack that's a good racket like that was great taste uh you know one guy lost 18 to 2 oh yeah it wasn't good that's not good for him it wasn't good he was he was upset have you ever had that uh this is back i mean quality meats and quality italian is probably like not even in existence anymore. But that was a big deal when I was, they had the chicken parm pizza. But it was just the chicken, like it was not bread. It was just breaded chicken.

So you chopped it up and you ate it. It was spectacular. I just feel like people look down on chicken parmesan. A very confusing dish when you, like, when I remember the first time learning that chicken parmesan the cheese not parmesan yeah that was a little it is looked down down upon though yeah it's like oh you're already it's like ordering you know chicken fingers yeah oh you're getting chicken parm it's like fucking yes i am it's a fastball right down the middle every time next up our last one last one my one stat also oh yeah we didn't really ask the answer the question is i just remember like

i want to know what person there's definitely somebody who like i've been in the same room with multiple times but i've never actually interacted with them so i want to know what who that one person that is what i was talking about yesterday not even kidding it was something like that like how many times do you think you've seen this same person on your walk to work that you've never recognized before? Something like that. Same pigeon. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's zero. There's one guy or there's one girl. But a commute can get, like, you know. Normal people probably have someone they see all the time because it's the same time. Like us, we come at random times and shit. If you take a train, not a subway, you see a lot of the same people all the time. I used to have the girl I had a crush on, the guy I wanted to fight,

the people I thought were cool and not cool. I made a whole world in my head. Of course. We're cell phones. But if you're not doing that, it's probably pretty slim. My sister, there's this one boy who's our neighbor. And she went to elementary school with him.

She went to middle school with him. She went to high school with him. She went to college with him. They moved to the same place. They've moved to every single city. They've never been friends even really. But it's like the soulmate. They're like soulmates without actually ever crossing paths.

It's like platonic soulmates. Platonic soulmates without actually ever interacting with each other. Honestly, I think if that was me, I'd give it a whack with that girl. I would just be like, we got to try. Like, let's just at least have sex tonight. That's fucking weird. They went to college? They went to the same college.

We live literally five minutes apart, like at home. And they know that about each other. They know that about each other, but they just like, they don't really vibe so they're like i would at least try clearly yeah because that's a good story yeah you know it's like i've been around this person literally my whole life yeah all right last one hey kfc fights jackie pavs everyone long time long time i was already gonna call in and ask this question but then the trinan brothers also reminded me of it so what is the movie that you feel like you've watched the most purposefully or not purposefully? So not purposefully, I think mine is Dodgeball. Um, it's on TV all the time.

I've watched it a ton out of my own volition. And every time it's on TV, you're going to sit and watch it. I feel like I've watched it like three times in the past like three weeks. I've watched it like once a week, I guess, at this point, it being on TV. And then purposefully, maybe Crazy Stupid Love, obviously classic. I feel like Fights will probably say Fast and Furious, but I don't know. It might be something else. Who is this like? Also, let's bring back fun facts because yesterday I learned that there is linen in a dollar bill.

It's not just paper. There's linen in it too. Okay. That's a good one. Who are these people who are still watching TV where they can stumble upon a movie like that? I do. Same. Yeah?

Yeah. You're putting on cable these days? It's my first app I check every time. Is your – See if anything's good on there. Yeah. Because it chooses for you. When I go on Netflix I have to

I'm sitting there for hours so you're putting on like TNT and TBS yeah you guys too? yeah whenever I go home to my parents I'm excited to throw on

the HBO channels yeah you gotta have but like you don't have yourself your parents have the cable package I think that's why I always have cable up until this house

and then I stop cable and I miss it no I'm still a cable guy. YouTube TV is the best. But, like, again, even YouTube TV, you go within the app, and then you can scroll the channels? Yeah. Kind of? Yeah. I just have the Spectrum app.

So that's just having cable. Huh? That's just having cable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I don't have a cable box, but, like, it's just the app. But I watch cable all the time because they have good movies on. And sometimes I'll go, oh, I do want to watch a movie, and I'll go rent it or something like that.

But sometimes I'll just watch it on cable too. For that, I guess unintentionally it's probably Shooter. Shooter on TNT all the time. I don't skip that. Shooter's on. I'm watching. Is that the one with Joseph Quinn Lovett? No, that's with Mark. Shooter is TNT all the time. I don't skip that. Shooter's on. I'm watching. Is that the one with Joseph Quinn Lovett? No, that's with Mark.

Shooter is Mark Wahlberg. Shooter is, what's his name? Billy, what's his name? Shooter? It's the best name ever. Jim Bob Cooter. No. Bob Lee Swagger.

Bob Lee Swagger. Yeah. Best name. Jim Bob Cooter was a quarterback, right? I don't know. Jim Bob Cooter was a quarterback, right? I don't know. Jim Bob Cooter was a quarterback. In real life? Yeah.

Oh, I thought he was. Or offensive coordinator or something. Jim Bob Cooter is definitely a real football guy. Mine's Ocean's Eleven. It's always on. Ocean's Eleven. I watched it again yesterday because of cable. My choosing is probably Spotlight.

What? He's so sick. What's that? Spotlight? Catholic Rape. Captain of the Church. I watched it's so sick. What's that? Spotlight? Catholic Rape. Captain Church Rape. I watched it again last night. I watched it again two nights ago.

He watches that. He watches Dope Sick, which is about fucking the pharmaceutical, like, opioid thing. And then Worth, which is about how much money the 9-11 victims' families deserve. And that's his rotation. It's a Michael Keaton thing. I got a real fetish for Michael Keaton. They're all the sickest fucking movies in the world. I realized yesterday Ryan Gosling wants blonde hair really bad.

I would say Ryan Gosling has blonde hair. Not the one he wants. I kind of know what he means. I get it. Rio is like you. Hold it up. Because Rio is like, we watched the movie from, I don't know, it was 2013. It was from him.

It was with him and Bradley Cooper. And he's a bike rider. Yeah. Plays Beyond the Pines. Great movie. Great one. That's his favorite movie. I watched it the first time.

It was a fantastic movie. I mean, when he's in, like, when he plays Sunshine, right? Yeah. Yeah. He has blonde hair and that. I kind of got what you mean. But it's like, he's desperately he plays Sunshine, right? Yeah. Yeah, he has blonde hair in that. I kind of got what you mean. But it's like, he's desperately trying to get it. More brown.

And then when he plays Barbie, it's obviously yellow blonde. That movie, what I just said, very, very blonde. Wait, type in Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine, bald. This is jarring. Yeah. He's bald in that movie? No way. Oh is Jara. He's bald in that movie? No way! Bro, isn't that amazing?

That's how important hair is. He still looks good, though. Tusty? In the third picture, I can see it. What? That looks like a meth addict. What are you guys yin about? That looks awful.

It's absolutely awful. No, I'll leave it at the third picture. You're a sick pup. No, hair's important. Hair's important. You should really. What are you going to do at the wedding? You've got to take your hat off, don't you?

It's going to be full. Oh, yeah? Yeah, you're getting it all done? Look, I mean, it's getting full, baby yeah yeah you're getting it all done look look i mean it's getting it's getting full baby are you are you doing uh like medicine or doing transplant stuff maybe do a transplant yeah i would do it all man i would do it all absolutely you know the fellas are going huh the fellas in chicago are going to turkey yeah they're doing a trip together who's the fellas white socks dave eddie, Eddie, Donnie, Nicky Smokes. Are they doing like a package deal?

Yeah. When Nicky Smokes shaved his head. I told him not to do it. It was one of the greatest missteps in human history. It'll grow back. It's literally not growing back. It's not even the same. When you see one receding hairline, you grow your hair out.

Yeah. It's what you do. Dude, that was, I mean, we were, like, I felt, usually, you know, that was i mean we were like i i felt usually you know at barcelo you like to watch like the downfall of others it's just like ah we're gonna point laugh at you when he shaved his head i was like oh no and he and the worst part was he didn't like see it coming no he didn't even know you don't taunt that is you know like that's just me that's like that's like calling a girl fat like for guys it's the equivalent like short and hair are the. Short and bald are the two things you can't do anything about. When he was pulling it back, like, what did I do?

It was reaching his ass. It was terrible. That's one of those things where you just want a time machine so bad. You're just like, I want to just go back in time and undo the thing that just happened and you just can't do it. Do you think it's just a card you're dealt when you're a kid? I don't think it's your mom's

dad because my mom's dad had the most hair. I think the card you're dealt is based on your mom and your dad. Yeah, mom and dad. I don't think it has to do with your mom. Everyone says your mom's dad is what your hair is. I have identical hair to my mom's dad I don't think it has to do with your mom everyone says your mom's dad is what your hair is I am I have identical hair

to my mom's dad really yeah which is I always like knock on wood because he died with it all but I also then I also like

I started losing my hair when I was probably like 29 and I got on all the all the pills and the gummies and all that shit and it worked so

so what is a hair transplant they take it from the back and they they take it from the back and they... They take it from the back and then they plant holes in your head? They put it in the follicles. Yeah, it's a cheap pet. You take the healthy hairs and put it where it's like...

Where they're not. Are you going to Turkey? No. And they do it in Turkey just so much better? It's cheaper. So you can get it good in America, but it's a bajillion dollars. Turkish hairlines. $10,000 for the flight and for air good in america but it's a bajillion dollars turkish

airlines yeah a thousand dollars for the flight and for air yeah they also botch it there a lot i was gonna go on that trip and just be like don't touch me because i because i was gonna because me and donnie go and be like the like this is what we want yeah you got a great hairline that would be so mean mean to go on a trip with six bald guys just being like, I got hair, I got hair. No, no, no, I'm all set. It would be really weird. What the fuck? You ever see those

you'd be funny in the picture where they take the pictures on the plane back from Turkey. Everyone's got the wraps around their head. I was going to go because me and Donnie were going to be in Turkmenistan before and I don't want to go now. I mean, I think, like, when Dave got his bald spot done, I remember being like, this is cheating. His was different, though.

But, yes. His was already there. Like, his was, like, hair was there right away. It didn't grow. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's coming, like, we're coming up, and I think that hurts. Yeah, that was like a real but i was just also from the point of view i was like this is like unfair like

we all bust each other's balls and your bald spots your thing and now we can't do that anymore and now he's like so wildly rich that like there's nothing to me i think he got his nose like a nose transplant not even like a nose job i think that he just like slowly let me tell you something you do it enhance my teeth 10 times bro 10,000 times i was chewing rocks yeah maybe funny will come and we're just like holy it makes you funny i you know like i talked to will about that because he was saying like he felt like it was like almost his personality is like fuck that that is in your fucking head people tell you that i had a gap. People tell you that. I had a gap, too, and they're like, that's how I know you. It's like, yeah, because I'm disgusting. Yeah, it's like, oh, you're fat.

You know me as fat, too. I shouldn't be fat. People now are like, I forget your teeth. I'm like, yeah. My straight hand is like the one guy who kept his gap and it's his thing. The rest of you, fix your fucking ugly teeth. People tell me that with the nose job. People tell me that with the nose job. I'm like, okay, so you hate me. Wait, they tell you what?

They're like, don't do it. That's your personality. Oh, yeah. It's like having an ugly nose. No, but it's like training wheels. It taught me how to have a personality. I don't need it anymore. Yes.

It is kind of the best of both worlds. It's like, I'm funny because I had a a personality and now I'm like a hot chick. You're the best. Then the problem is your kids are ugly though. If you get plastic surgery or something like that. They get plastic surgery and you just keep the cycle going forever. I am fully team buy your hair, buy your teeth, buy your nose, buy your whatever. Except I do think then when you go too far, you look like a fucking freak.

Well, yeah, that's what happens. You got to be reasonable about it. But within reason, go do all of it, man. Megan Fox, like, obviously she looks, like, younger somehow or whatever. She looks like she's not aged at all. And she says that, like, she's, like, going through everything she's gone through. And she's like, but there's one thing that I'm not going to say. I'm going to keep to myself and it's been

driving me crazy being like bro what is it? did she fix her thumb? her toe? the thumb looks like a toe right? she was one where they were like look how different she looks and they were showing pictures when she was like 15

somehow we get on these topics after like the most normal questions that's the show like we've been watching the oceans 11 yeah we're talking about cable a second ago that was you ryan gossett yeah that's uh anyway anyway my last thing on on that topic was we used to call that getting shawshanked right yeah i you know that's such a dated reference now i don't even think people would like get it no so i don't know what's the updated version of that i mean shooters up there she was on tns no one's gonna say oh i got shootered it's more like because the idea was like getting shawshanked was like i turned on the tv and it it yoinked me what's the new version of

that like i don't ever like turn on that that the tv and like what they're promoting on like netflix i play you know what i mean oh i always i'm pretty often like the big the top banner it gets me this is number one in the country it does get me that's like that's because it's a new uh there's a new that new documentary about that guy who's maybe it did or not killed his pregnant wife like 2002. Scott Peterson. Yeah, Scott Peterson. He did not. It's a lot of shit.

There's a lot going on. I haven't watched the new one. Netflix has their own, and then there's two versions. I think there's some PR work. Which is insane. There's one that's titled about her and one that's titled about him, and I'm sure they both go.

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