KFC Radio - Marty Mush Reacts to Ria being the Mastermind of Surviving Barstool So Far - Full Episode

Episode Date: January 9, 2025

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Terms jackpocket.com slash TOS slash free dash ticket dash promo slash. Alright, it's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Martin Mush joins us in his finest blazer. This is Andrew Whitworth right here. Who's Andrew Whitworth? I do look like him.

Obviously not the bald and jacked. The guy on like Thursday Night Football. That is the I'm a pro athlete on on television looking professional but i'm still cool they all it infuriates me watching thursday night football they all have like it's so clear amazon got them all stylists and they all like ryan fitzpatrick every time untucked Hawaiian shirt a suit Whitworth sweatshirt sport coat

fucking Richard Sherman double breasted kind of wacky jacket and they all wear the same thing every Thursday night for 17 weeks

what do you guys want to talk about because I got something hold this in hold this in for 17 straight weeks just ready to unleash this I've said this so many times This should be John's

It's every fucking time Pull up any picture of it It's every fucking time If this was your persona online You would be a mega star The fashionable guy who like Tears down and of, not tears down, but just critiques all these fucking people. I just noticed.

I just see it. I see what you're doing. This is easy for me. You're kind of spot on with your outfit comparisons. Last episode, Jackie was dressed as a Muslim imam. She came straight from the mosque to the podcast. I think it looks sharp. I want to stress, it was a good fit.

It just also looks like an imam. It looks like Muslims, yeah. I mean, I actually, you weren't even like, every single person roasted me for the outfit. It was like, Nate was kind of the most spot on, I would say. And then Kelly, we were saying, was like, I mean, I like all the pieces individually. I like popped up like,

that's the meanest one. That was the meanest one. I looked at her, I go, she'd say that? She'd say that? Okay. We got Marty on right now.

Are you, you're engaged still, right? You guys haven't gotten married yet? Yeah. Engaged to one of the major players in surviving Barstool right now who is just running a ruthless racket in this game right now.

When she made Biz swear on his mother that he wouldn't vote for her and then she just wrote her name. The funny thing is, I didn't promise him. You didn't even say swear on your mother. I was going to say, when he threw that out, I was like, that's a big thing to throw out. He just said it. Like,

even last night, I was like, I didn't seem to say a word. They were just scared of me. Not that I thought he was going to lie or anything like that, but I was like, that seemed like an unnecessary.

That was a quick jump. By the way, during this was, like, while this was being filmed, I was on her brother's bachelor party. So I'm, like,

trying to entertain him and, like, his friends. That's always an awkward spot by the way and then yeah and then he she's like just like she can't text me much at all but like I'm just like worried about it because this is crazy what's going on and now I'm seeing in real life I'm like holy shit I didn't promise him I would write his name the big the big wedding I I there's been so much hubbub

about throughout the office that when it first started i was actually crazy underwhelmed because i couldn't follow it when when they were first all on the grass god's also an idiot yeah when they were first on the grass though like the very first time before they voted anyone out and everyone's on the grass and they're just jumping from like circle to circle and everyone's throwing out every name i was like i can't follow this at all then once they all got back to the table, then I was like, okay. Now I get it. I can see what's happening now.

Them talking about it at the table while they're voting is fucking crazy. That doesn't happen anywhere. Yeah. That was crazy. I think the big thing right now that I took away was voting the bussing guys out because their contract is up. I don't know. I wouldn't have said that to the camera. I don't know how to put it in the end.

I think both could be true, though. Yeah, that makes sense. It makes sense. And they are doing that. I would have said Will is the previous champion. Will is a professional athlete. Will wins every challenge. Yes.

There's a million other things You could say before you Put that on yourself Yes I mean like They're gonna I'm sure Dave's gonna be like I don't fucking care

But it's like Will was also gunning for that Like Yeah Also just be like You're trying to get me out So I'm gonna get you out You don't need to bring

The real world in Cause that's where I think the The hubbub comes from The real world blending With the fake world If everything was just There was no And that's what I think the hubbub comes from the real world blending with the fake world. If everything was just, there was no, and that's what makes Surviving Barstool so great is there is, when everyone just comes from the regular show, they don't know each other.

There's no dynamic. There's no nothing. You don't see each other ever again if you don't want to. That's what makes Surviving Barstool awesome. That's what also makes Surviving Barstool hard for the players and weird for fans where it's like, well, I like these guys a lot in real life, and it sounds like now you're bringing business into it. But if you're a fan of Buston and you know their contracts up

and then these guys are kind of like blackballing them from a game. I just wouldn't – if that was me, I'd be like, why did you even – We would have looked at business like we're negotiating right now. Yeah, yeah, right, right, like in real time almost. But I, why, why do you look at business like we're negotiating right now? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right. Like in real time almost.

But I would handle it if it was me, I would have handled it. I would have voted him out, but I would have handled it like, like donating money to charity where you're like, I'm actually doing this for the tax breaks, but I'm just going to tell you, I care about the cause. That's fair. I'll just, I'll just get to tell you a different reason why I did what I did, but I'm going to do what I'm going to do. I mean, it's a totally fair idea. I just, again, wouldn't have said it publicly to, like,

hundreds of thousands of viewers. Yeah, they were very upset with that. Yeah. The view was very upset, yes. It does feel like when you say that, it's like, oh, well, then I never had a shot. Like, I shouldn't have even showed up. You know what I mean?

Like, the deck was so stacked against me. But it does, like you said, it does add to the show where it's like yeah real life stuff and i mean you know rico giving dave the idol is the most pathetic moment in human history but it doesn't happen if you we don't we don't get that television moment if you don't have the boss dynamic it was that was the one like i'm uncomfortable joking about that i I honestly... Rico and Kirk are the two people who go into the show. I was like, well, I know they're both crazy. And watching the show, Pink Wedding in particular,

I'm like, well, both those people are crazy. And in totally different ways. In very different ways. Rico is literally... When Will tweeted that video yesterday, calling him Rico, did you see that? No. It's R-E-E-K-O. And it's Rico. It's the video from see that no it's reek r-e-e-k-o and it's it's rico it's the video from thrones and it's him and yeah that's it and like i was like rico oh man because

it's it sounds crazy what i'm about to say i see them as the same level of pathetic where it's just like he might it's like that was the sad i got like no like i feel bad i get so sad i said so i said to him i said i got sick i literally i was watching and i'm like this like my like my shoulders drop and i was like no it's like dropping oh yeah but then he brought me back to life the next episode i literally jumped off the couch when he when he pulled it i was like like literally i popped off the couch watching sports for 10 years. Still going, man. That, what were you going to say?

Well, I think my respect for him went up at that. Because then I was like, ooh. Jackie's got the reverse takes this week, and I love it. Joy Taylor, awesome businesswoman. Wait, also that, like, again, that was, I'm talking about a general sleeping your way to the top. That's nothing related to that whole, whatever. Wait, no, because then I was like, oh, it's a bit, like, he's just, he's committing to the bit.

Like, he's just being like, I'm Dave's bitch. No, no, no, the bit is real. I know the bit is real, but then he's like, at least, even if it's real, he's leaning into it. And, like, it's better than trying to be like, oh, I'm this tough guy. That is true. You know, like, at least he's to be like oh, I'm this tough guy like that is true You know like but like yeah, I'm Dave and Dan's bitch But see like the way that you just said that yeah is the most Jackie just flat. I was like yeah, no Rico is Danny. No. I'm a human dog

I don't think I could joke about this. I tweeted. I was like, I got to say something. I was about to be like, this is the most pathetic moment in the history of human behavior. But I was like, I don't know if I want to joke about that. So I just said, I can't believe you did that. And then he saw it. He just came up to me right now.

And I couldn't help myself. He was like, what's up, man? And I was like, what are you doing? You're the most pathetic person. I just couldn't. And he was like, what do you want me to do? I was like, I'd not help myself. He was like, what's up, man? And I was like, what are you doing? You're the most pathetic person. I just couldn't. And he was like, what do you want me to do? I was like, not do that. What's funny is all he wants is Dave's approval.

And the best way to get it is to not be a fucking bitch like that. You know what I mean? Everyone's approval. Kirk's. He likes when people go back at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Kirk respects it when you don't roll over. You won't be friends, though.

That's the thing. Me and Dave are not friends, but I don't think he views me as a lapdog like Rico. But if I wanted to be on shows with Dave every week and do shit with him, I don't know. Maybe I would have to handle it differently. Yeah, you do have to suck up in a different way, but you also don't have to do that. But that was just so... Nobody was like, hey, Rico, do it. He was like, I'm playing the game.

I was like, stupidly. Like, fucking terribly. When he went back to back, it wasn't like immediate back to back. So I don't know if other people caught it too. But when he's like, so we're even now to Dave. And Dave kind of goes like, it's a start. It's a step. And then like five minutes later, seven minutes later, something like that.

He asked Kirk, so we're even now? And Kirk goes, it's a step. And then like five minutes later, seven minutes later, something like that, he asked Kirk, he's like, so we even out? And Kirk goes, it's a step. And they both, and I don't think the other one heard the other one say it

and they both just knew like, that's how you treat Rico. I was like, Jesus. Now, but also to be fair for Rico. You keep dangling the carrot. That's how you handle this guy.

But that's the thing is, there's a hundred more steps to get back. 99% of other people might be like, yeah, yeah, you're good,

man. It's also, it's Rico, Reek, and then the two most manipulative people to ever live. So it is really the perfect storm. I'll say one of his must-watch for reality. Even when he was just basically looking straight

when Megan's right next to him, just calling her the dumbest person in the entire world. And I don't even know how she's supposed to respond. It was incredible. I was like, how is this happening? Were you saying Kirk? Yeah. Dude, he may laugh out loud 10 times.

Me too. When he said dinosaur mate, he goes, your grandparents, your grandparents, dinosaur mate roses are trash. Dinosaurs. So funny. When he was like, I can't list all the reasons you're an idiot. We'd be here until the year 2005. 18,000 questions.

Yeah. And then when, like, it was so sad too but whatever uh megan was like just don't call me an idiot i'm not an idiot and kirk's like oh great i yeah that's right i hadn't realized until you said it just now but yeah now i'm realizing you might not be an idiot that's what i'm saying i think kirk is in one of the best spots if you're going to be just a complete sociopath. He has gone so far that I think people now know it's not a bit, but it's just like that's what Kirk does. He's going to say, I'm going to tell your wife that you're fucking someone at the company. If any normal person said that to you, you'd be like, I'm never talking to you again.

With Kirk, it's kind of like Manny being Manny.'s kirk being kirk yeah you just know he's going to say the meanest shit and if you choose to you can still be friends with him if you want you know what i mean like he'll be like oh yeah i don't know it's water under the bridge you're like i'm gonna fight you if you say that they're all just like i'll give you an idol well you know so somebody yeah it is funny how it's actually i mean it's it's all why these games are very interesting. Dan was jacked. When Dan won that contest, I was like, oh, he really cares. He's in.

It really is like power dynamics and it's a game and a reality show, but it is much more than that. People don't realize, too, that they had 24 people and filmed in 6 days yeah so those things are like 3 times a day

yeah like that was 5 hours the pink wedding right 5 hours in that one room and they didn't have their phones and it was like really the last time

I was like at that moment that was all that mattered was that pink wedding like we're going to die if we don't get out and it's like

yeah you get in their head you're more heightened it's crazy during it it's also like the third day or there or something or fourth i don't know and i gotta be honest my my my favorite thing in the entire show is independent biz is just he's just like when he literally is walking away from people like it's like where your head's at he's like i'd rather i'd rather i to be here. I'm going to look good doing it. Stretching, doing yoga, independent biz. When people came back from surviving from filming, they were like, biz kind of took your role this time. And then watching all the episodes until this, I was like, I completely disagree.

Biz is very involved in the game. And then that. I was like, I see where they're coming from now. It was funny when Kelly was crying that R know backstabbed or whatever and biz was like but we had an alliance so is she fake crying and i'm like no biz it's real biz yeah everybody needs to play survivor once Before they really play it But I like that he still tried Like cause he even like

Went for the key At the end Yeah yeah yeah It's not like It's the same thing as John John was not like I'm giving up I hate when it's like

I'm too cool to play But like he was Every way He's like that's what I'm doing And I'm still trying Like I don't know why Will didn't try and get An idol at that point

Well you do give up your vote And that's an interesting twist Twist too I gotta give I gotta give credit to the It was a good reality. Yeah, they did some cool extra things that at least I don't think was ever a part of regular Survivor.

It seems to be unique to Barstool. Rhea is actually my new idol. Oh, she's such a fucking boss, bro. She's a boss. She's always been a boss, but now it's like the world knows. She's like two years older than me. I literally lost a mirror when I grew up. She feels, though, like an elder statesman. Well, she's been here like 10 years. Right, right. years older than me i literally lost her when i grew up she feels though like you know like a

elder statesman you know she's been here like 10 years right right i remember telling her that i was like you're gonna be 30 and have like 12 years of experience under your belt like by the time you know you think about these people like you don't sometimes some people in entertainment don't like hit their stride or get like their big gig until they're like 40 50 years old yes and by that point i mean she already has has hit it but like she might be hosting like good morning america by the time because they're gonna be like this girl's been on camera for 20 years already and she's still young and cool and hip but she has all the experience. It's like, you know, she went through the fire to get there. But I think that's also what helped her in ways, where it's

like, this was her, like, she's just like, I'm gonna play with the guys. I'm gonna be myself. She's also watched reality TV since she's like four years old. So she knows. It seems like she's the only one who knows how to play the game. Everyone else is just like, I gotta to get out the big guy next.

No, you cannot play these for real if you are bringing your real life into it. Yes. Unless you're being more cutthroat. Then maybe, you know, I hate you, I'm going to get you. But like the second that you're like, I don't want to hurt that person's feelings.

I said it, and that's the reason why I lost last time. It's like I was so, I loved the reason why I lost last time I was so I loved the idea of me, John, and Will Getting there together To be like Fuck everybody else These three guys who did it this way deserve it

When it was like If I was watching I blatantly would have been like You gotta get the best guy out So the minute you start playing with your heart She struggles a little bit Because she's like I look so cutthroat right now

But that's not how I really am I'm like But that's like The people that know cutthroat right now, but that's not how I really am. I'm like, but that's like the people that know you, it doesn't matter. Is she catching heat though? Because I'm sure there are some people being like, you're a bitch. Because when a girl does anything like that, you're a bitch. When Kirk – imagine Rhea was like, you're fucking someone's wife or something. Who did you say that to?

What's that? Who did Kirk say that to? Wait, say what to? Like someone that was his wife? He said to her he The Rico line he said I'm gonna tell your wife that you're fucking someone of the company He said that? I missed that I think he was I thought you just threw that out there as like an idea

No it was like half beeped I'm pretty sure that's what happened By the way like they bleeped the curses half the time on YouTube and not half the other half the time on us I think they thought it was gonna be funnier Sometimes it is Yeah when Kirk's like Kirk's think they thought it was going to be funnier if it's all bleeped out. Yeah, when Kirk's like, Kirk's was funny, his mouth was going, beep!

But yeah, girls and guys, it's just, unfortunately, it sucks. But I loved seeing Rhea be like, I'm not going to play,

she never accepted it was a guy's game. She never played for the guys. She just was like, everyone follows her because she's a badass bitch. You have these guys asking, what should I do next, Rhea?

She's making moves. Nobody even considers voting her out. Has her name been said once? She has not been said once, dude. Last night, I looked at her and go, she showed her idol because she was going to play it and then went back. And I'm like, no one thought to vote for you now? That's when you know.

When Kirk showed his idol to Rhea, I was like, that was to vote for you now and like that's when you know like it's like they're like when Kirk showed his idol to Rhea I was like that was fucking crazy that's another thing she's like I didn't ask for that

yeah it's crazy but it's cool to see her in a like also like because she's always with Fran and things too it's cool to just

kind of see her by herself and like do her own thing as well but yeah no it's she's killing it so far yeah she's a boss man

we'll see what comes next so it's tonight thing as well. But, yeah, no, she's killing it so far. Yeah, she's a boss, man. We'll see what comes next. So it's tonight and then next week is it, right? Yep. There's no website Thursday? No. Because Thursday's football. Yeah, yeah. I got to watch TV get angry at Ryan Fitzpatrick.

No, college Thursday. You're not going to see him. What's that? It's only college Thursday. There's no Thursday night football games? No, playoff. There's no Thursday night football games? No, playoffs. There's no. Oh, yeah.

But Prime's covering a game, though, right? Prime gets a game? Oh, yeah, one of the games. Okay. I just remember going on Prime last night. You just want to see those outfits. You want to see it? It'll be Saturday night Prime, but you'll see what they're wearing for the playoffs.

I think they have Raven Steelers at the Prime game. What do you watch on Prime that you're seeing this? I watch Prime every night. Oh, Prime's got a ton of shit. No, I watch Prime. I watched The Order, which was fucking awesome. The Order. Jude Law, Nicholas Holt, Journey Smollett, someone else, too.

But Jude Law's like a grizzled detective who comes to uncover a... I love all your shit. Jude Law is a grizzled detective. White supremacist group. It's a true story. It's fucking awesome. Sounds great.

Yeah. I can't imagine a story where I hate everybody more than this Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni thing. I fucking hate everyone involved. It sounds like Blake Lively for sure, well, I shouldn't say for sure, because what I think is going on is a

smear campaign against a smear campaign, so none of it is really true. They're just people trying to tear each other down without really facts. It sounds like Blake Lively pulled like a business insider with Dave. The New York Times Ran their article With all of the emails and tweets

And all that shit And they emailed according to Baldoni's lawyer They emailed him at 9.47 On like Christmas Eve And they dropped the article noon the next day Where it was like you know do you want to respond And it's like I didn't even fucking check my email

By the time the article came out and they said all of the tweets and uh the texts and emails and shit are doctored and like changed which to me like that just invalidates everything the second you do that it's like i can't trust any of this anymore um and like one of the main things is that baldoni um would not either allow her or give her time to breastfeed. And then there's, they're like, we have texts of her saying, come to my trailer. I'm breastfeeding, but we'll run lines. And Baldoni was like, I don't want to. Apparently he was like, I don't want to, you know, impose.

And she was like, come do it. Like, we got to get this done. And he was like, oh, okay, I'll come. And that she's spinning that as like, he made me uncomfortable during breastfeeding and all that. So, but I think he's like a smarmy. I'm a male feminist. I'm here for the women. Fucking douchebag.

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I don't think you're supposed to say that. That's okay. I identify as a feminist. Who are you? Yeah, and there's like a string. There's like six examples of this where he's like, that one's not good. Don't put that one. They all seem like.

They're crazy. They will chop you up into a thousand pieces and hide you all over the void. I'd be fighting to let us hide them, but my calling is to one day host a podcast that monetizes the women's movement so and they and they're thinking that ryan reynolds because he was a part of this like wrote that into the movie uh he sucks but like if you shouldn't have to say it i but i also just like if i'm blake lively and ryan reynolds like just go live your awesome life and who gives a fuck about justin bulto now you're involved in a lawsuit and pr campaigns and like what could have gone on on the set that like you're you know that's where i think it must be because they have such a good life it must have been bad that's why i'm like but again but his lawyers are out on tv

they're like it's very rare you know uh like dave was was was talking about the fox sports stuff being like anytime people are quiet like you know you should go out there and like defend yourself like he did it jay-z just did it recently. And his lawyers are out there being like, we have the real receipts. We have, we'll show all the emails and tweets that you doctored. We have like, you know, talking a very big game. Now that could just be like, you know, blowing smoke as well. That's why I fucking hate like everybody involved in this. Because the Times actually wrote an article about like the PR campaign.

And it's like, it's scary how they're like, there are businesses that just are like, what do you want done? We can get it done. You pay enough money and have enough influence, and we can end this person, prop this up, fake this, dispel that, whatever. But see, I don't feel like any of it's even necessary. Like, I feel like the whole thing was played out for public opinion on opening night. When no one else in the movie would take a picture with the guy or be seen with the guy, it's pretty clear he's the wrong one. I don't think so. But I think there's a difference between being like, I think he's like a douchebag, like an asshole. But I don't think that means you're sexually harassing someone.

That's a big difference. I think everyone who has knowledge of the situation doesn't want to be around you. But that's not, like, illegal. No, no, no. Like, Justin Baldoni, definitively, we see his books and the way he behaves. Like, that guy sucks.

I don't want to follow him. I don't want to be around him. There's, you know, people like that that I know, but if there was a lawsuit being like, you were sexually assaulting me and making me uncomfortable and we needed this and that, and that part wasn't true, I'd be like, well, the guy's a douchebag, but that's not true. Right. So there's a big difference of if she was just like, this guy fucking sucks, I'd be like, yeah.

But if he just sucked, people would still take pictures in promotion. But then you also factor in, I think, that there are people who don't want to cross-play gladly. Yeah, but I don't know. Anytime anything ever happens, I just liken it to what would happen at Barstool. And I don't think... I mean, we just talked about how many people bend the knee to Dave and Dan. But publicly, us, we're talking about it and being like, that's lame, that's dumb. When everyone is just silent and no one will be around this guy i think he probably

did something wrong so i think that people did like after the premiere people were like okay like obviously he's in the wrong but then he had like such a good smear campaign honestly that was like even so then receipts showed. And at first when Blake sued him, I kind of was like, dude, like that's an intense thing to take. But she did it, I guess. So she could get the actual receipts and it shows there's text with his PR team. That's like, it's like 15 reasons.

Like he sent an article that was like 15 reasons why like Haley Bieber or 15 times Haley Bieber is a bitch. And then he sends like being like, this is what we need to do. Like just kind of slowly. Yes. Exactly. And it worked.

Like everyone was like, Oh my God, she is. That's all you need now. It's how we all, you're on Twitter. Like, Oh,

this person did that. That's what my mind was crazy. There's, there's one with our girl anchor bias, anchor bias. Yeah. I'm not going to remember that. Is that like blasting in? I'm not going to remember that.

Huh? Is that like blasting in? It's just like the first thing you hear is where you like. No, no, no. What does it matter if it's called Anchor Bias? It's just like words that you need to. What do I care? I'm just going to be like, I'm going to read a word and that's what I'm going to explain it like.

You're 100% right. You're 100% right. Imagine stopping someone saying it's Anchor Bias. There was no need for me to say that. Other than I wanted you to know, I know what that's called. Exactly. It's kind of Justin Balboa. Yeah, for real.

You went like this. It's Anchor Bias. Here's a cookie. Take that one home. Tell your friends. Guess what? Guess what? I'm smart, right? You're, tell your friends. Don't sound smart. Right? You're going to say that to someone now.

Yes. I'm going to say that to my brother. I know. That fucking bastard. Oh, it's Anchor Bias. Yeah, sometimes when I hear something, I think that's true. Oh, shit. What is Anchor Bias, though? oh shit what is it

it's a very first your first impression it's basically your first impression right like that's what you're like anchored to right um yeah but like it's if you hear something costs a million dollars and you're like that's probably what it costs but then you hear it's actually 500 like oh that's a great deal but couldn couldn't you argue that the first thing you heard was nobody taking pictures with Baldoni? Yeah, for sure. I do it like the Duke lacrosse stuff where it's like there's a whole documentary out that they did not do it. Those poor kids, man. And people still, you'd be asking, yeah, don't they do it?

Bro, that smeared a whole sport. Yes. Like lacrosse. Truly. That took them back forever. Legit for like, you know know even probably still to this day but definitely like 10 15 years ago it was like you're a lax bro you're getting jokes about like date rape and rape and all sorts of shit and it just was not fucking yes it's just like the first

thing like not the schedule not who's going pro not who's awesome and she's come out she just came out again and said like i to jail for murdering her boyfriend. Really? Yeah, she's in jail for murdering her boyfriend right now and came out and said, I made it all up. Wait, I'm sorry. Change it again. Did you watch the Armie Hammer thing?

No, I still haven't watched it. Did you watch it? I'm going to be honest. I'm never going to watch it. You need to watch it. What, his side of the story? No, no. I'm just not going to watch it because it's a podcast.

It's Tom Segura's podcast. Yeah, that was crazy that they had him on. That's crazy to me. The way he was talking was the most interesting thing. He didn't play the army hammer. I didn't do this. He was just like, the way he was talking, he was like, yeah, sometimes I say I want to bash your head against a wall and then cut your pinky toe off.

That's just jokes. And his eyes were like this the entire time. He eats people. 1,000%. Well, was he delivering it as a joke or was it sexual? It was, I don't know. Because if you're sexting, you can't just drop jokes. No, I think that's what he, and he was like, yeah,

I used to just take girls for a month and a half, drop them off. I understand why they get upset, but I wouldn't talk to them after. The way he was talking. Listen, that's very different than I want to eat your pinkies and shit like that. But then he was talking about the branding stuff and he was like,

it's just a tattoo. It's like the crazy things he was saying. Were they like pushing back? Because like, your mom's house is kind of known for like, they play ridiculous videos.

They do gross out stuff. They do shock value. So I could see them just being like, we're not here to, you know, grill you. We're here to just like go along with the craziness. Yeah. I don't think i could sit down with that dude and

not be like tom segura was being buried i thought it was funny the way like he was doing but his eyes like the way he kind of dropped let me tell you this much let me just say this pr if this motherfucker can just come back and just be like i do podcasts and movies and everyone's like he said he's turning down jobs in this he's 100 coming back he's no he's at a movie uh now it's called the dark knight i don't even think it's pr i think i think we got two it is obviously pr but like look we also got two ahead of ourselves it's not batman with whining about cancel culture no one got canceled you got put in time out some people got to go away for a month yeah some people said they were eating people you had to go away for two years, but like

It's like a you just got in trouble for being a fucking dickhead. Yeah, yeah Yeah, it's like you got getting in trouble is the way to call it It's like my kids like you're in trouble right now. We got but this is fucking guy That's crazy if I like like like if this guy Is gonna be on like sets and stuff around like around women and just like you gotta act with this guy it's crazy

but I think it's the Louis G Mangione effect more than anything it's like if he's attacking her yeah but like if he comes back

who got cancelled? you know who got cancelled? who isn't in federal jail it's James it's criminal James Franco got cancelled I think he could

come back though. But no, he tried recently and someone else came out again. Really? So I think he's like I think he's doing like art now.

I think he's like Yeah, that's real too. He's called the one that really Did you start saying I do art is that you don't have a career.

It's kind of like you're only canceled as much as you let yourself. Yes. Which to be fair a lot of people have said the entire time but like yeah that's why it's better to just you know but you are mostly right no one's really gotten fully canceled yeah unless you committed a crime that was it when we look back at the cancel era oh it's the worst what an annoying both sides both sides are the absolute worst trying to do with the people arguing about it the whole time.

It was like a decade. I remember thinking, though, like we used to. I remember Pussification of America blogs were like a big thing at Barstool. And then I was like, I can't do this anymore because I don't want to sound like them. You know what I mean? Because when we were doing it, it was just like, this sucks. Like, we should be able to say that or fucking joke around or you're being too sensitive. But when it became like, they're just as bad on the other side, I was like, I don't want to be associated with either of these.

I also think back on those and how I feel like what blogs did is we turned local stories into national stories that just didn't have to be national stories. That's true. Just a random guy. There was like one, I remember so vividly, there was one that was like one random middle school or elementary school was banning tag. And I think Dave put some case in. So then it's like, elementary schools are banning tag.

No, but you know what the problem is? One fucking thing, dude. That, I think blogging about it, the problem is people started listening to bloggers too much. We should be able to blog about that and be ridiculous and bombastic and pacification that doesn't mean anything though it was the people be like did you hear what dave portnoy said about this that's that they're the real problem we've given so much power and and and wealth and like influence to people like us and you know i thank God every day for that.

It's so stupid. I'll take it. I'll ride with this. But Jesus Christ, we should not be. That's why we're all still here. We're riding until it goes down. We don't come off, baby. Because it's stupid what we're doing.

Bear with me for a second. Because think about this in the shower. Humans are the dumbest people in the world. Every single one of us. Well, they're the only people in the world, but okay. No, you don't know. No, they're not. There's other people around but okay. No, you don't know them. No, they're not.

There's other people around. We don't know. Don't get me into that, all right? Put a pin in that. We'll come back to that. I've been into the aliens things again, and it's whatever. But this morning, I was thinking about how Broussard-ed we really are, right?

Can we say retarded? Chris Broussard says something about a retarded person. You can say what you want here. Broussard-ed. But it's person. You can say what you want here. But it's like when you're a kid, right? What did you want people to do? We were attracted to lightning bugs. That's how stupid we are just because it lights up.

And now we're adults. What do we do? We watch fireworks. Anything bright, we're like, ooh. And now I'm tying this in. Humans did not need to know this much information about everything else. That's fucking sure, ooh. And now, I'm tying this in, humans did not need to know this much information about everything else. That's fucking sure. So when you come back, we're just all like, ooh,

that's how you're supposed to go around life. You talk shit about your friends, but no one's supposed to know. You're not supposed to know what people are saying about you. And also, you got one of these aura rings. You better not have one. I hate these aura rings. These rings that tell you how you feel.

Girls have aura rings where it tells you how you're feeling when you're stressed. You're not supposed to know that. I completely agree with that. How you feel is none of your business. All that technology stuff, I don't need to know because I feel like I just woke up. And in my head, sleep cures all, so I'm 100% right now. And then you get someone that's like, you're actually 3% awake right now're actually three percent awake right now no the fuck i don't need to know that i'm as awake as i possibly can be that's anchor bias yeah that's why it's ruined that's probably exactly

why i hate it because i fucking learned what i could buy it i was like you're anchor biased at me i don't like this it was just too much information no it's kind of like a meme and a trope now whenever somebody tweets something that's like too much information people reply like we should all know less about each other and i was thinking about it a lot like when i was off the grid because i would hear about everything but like two days later and it even just that completely changed everything right because you're not in the moment. When you're hearing about it in the moment, you're like, I got to do something about this.

I got to react. I got to talk. It was like, there were a couple of big things. It was Jimmy Carter. There was something else. There were two, like, something else was right around then. That guy died. He was waiting for the sweet release of death.

I was just like, I'd hear it. I was like, ah. That's the thing that happened. Should we ski again? That's what used to happen. It would be like, I don't know, some guys would chop in wood. They'm like ah that's the thing that happened so we ski again yeah that's what used to happen it'd be like i don't know some guys were chopping wood they're like that's the thing that happened yeah yeah there was something else that was right around that time that was like big news and like like two days later my dad would come up to see me and he's like you hear about blah blah i was like what no but like just eat that little window of like not need not hearing about it right away. And then you go, well, it happened two days ago.

There's nothing I can do. So, bummer. I'm not going to talk about it. It's funny. However sophisticated you think some humans may be, the rest is like, I want to look at fireworks. Or like, you know, Jason Whitlock being like those big old titties. You know, it's like people still just want to like fuck and have money and buy shiny things. We were on the water in London watching these fireworks.

It was the best night of my life. I was like, wow. My dad was drooling. He's like, holy shit. Oh, yeah? The Mr. Mush came? Oh, he was in heaven. Yo, I would imagine the Mush parents have got to just be thrilled.

Like, there was probably a time there where they were like, I don't know what Matt's going to do. I don't know where Matty boy is going to end up. I will say, my mom did give me, when I graduated, she's like, you have until 26 to figure out what you do, and then you have to get a real job. That's a good one. I mean, you did pretty quick, right?

Yeah, well, that's when I started doing background acting and staying a comedian. When did you join Barso? I was 23. Yeah, so you did pretty quick, though. Yeah, I was drunk and got in. It's so weird when I see that House of Cards clip. Why the fuck were you, like, how the fuck did you get that? I lied.

I had a very good resume. My resume was fantastic. Marty was the secret service in House of Cards for Kevin Spacey. I was on a line. No, just right behind him. No, he walked, but he was walking like Secret Service walking with the president. Yeah, they had to stop the scene four times. Right behind him. That's not where Spacey usually likes his background at. But he gave me... Kevin Spacey got me this job. He kind of got canceled. Yeah, but he also... He was the same thing where... I mean, I don't think he didn't go to jail, but he was found guilty of...

Or maybe he was found innocent. I think it was civil shit. It was 30 years after, but I think he did get fined. He was at least going to courts and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was like... Also, for the record,

he did get notoriously canceled. Criminal. Like, flat out. If you're a criminal, I don't count. If you said something if you you know that's what louis ck was like right on the board because like checking out that was not good uh but if you were a comedian you know shane gillis is thriving there was a couple years there where he would tell you like this shit sucked and i definitely couldn't get

a job and i was blackballed and in that moment he was canceled but come out of it and you're not you know and he i shane i have the utmost respect for because he like never really never really other people said it for him and he never like corrected him but he like shane never was like i think he was actually like i gotta get it i'm you know nbc can't he's a guy like kind of like i don't know him but he seems like us where he's like he kind of knows he's dumb but he's also really smart in a different way where like he's just like i'll just i probably should be canceled for a little bit you know sometimes you just let that go and then i think i think if you like well there's two ways to go about it because there are people who make a literal career off of not being canceled and

saying all that so you can go that direction yeah you have to go all the way or not let it affect you at all in between is where it's like you're letting this bother you you can't stop talking about it you're not putting out anything else and you suck In between is where it's like you're letting this bother you. You can't stop talking about it. You're not putting out anything else. And you suck. Right. Or you can become like that's my podcast. I'm the guy who defends the cancels.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you can probably make more money than God. Most likely. Or you just get back to like. You got to own things usually. Yeah. Just come out and just. Well, it's kind of like John said about Baldoni too.

It's like. Yeah. You can defend your jokes or whatever. Fine, I get that. If everyone in the room is like, that was fucked up, just be like,

that was fucked up. Clearly, I thought it was okay. Everyone disagrees. I think I'm probably in the wrong here. That's what I mean. Own it, yeah,

and be accountable for it. I think you can say some shit like, my intent was to be funny. I'm not trying to harm anyone. But, I crossed the line. Nothing's worse than comedians

though you didn't understand that well they they were part of that 10 year period where comics were like and I get it that's like

their literal livelihood so if you're gonna like it's a slippery slope as they say but like if you were just like that joke was too far yeah

I'll tone it down folks done done but like ego and all that shit, people can't. They don't want to do that. I mean, you want to talk about just disappearing and coming back. You see your boy David Dobrik?

I hated that. He just came back. You don't probably know who David Dobrik is. I know he's... Bro. What's the... The vlog squad. Oh, what's the other one?

We're like... Not FaZe, but... Mr. Beast? FaZe Clan? No, what's the other one? Where, like, not FaZe, but what? Mr. Beast? FaZe Clan? No, there's one other one. Did it begin with an N? Oh, no. Nelk Boys. Nelk Boys.

Is he a Nelk Boy? No, no, no. David Dobrik was, like, I think, like, the original vlogger. Like, the godfather of the vlog. Yeah, and this is, so he caught a case not caught a case he like they made a vlog like 2018 where these girls they were partying with these girls and they were like kind of alluding to that like behind this closed door like people were fucking i think it was like they were popping the camera in and it was like kind of i don't i don't want to i don't want to

say i think it was like an orgy sort of thing joking somebody was hooking up they were not really being appropriate about it i think the girl came out afterwards it was like i felt pressured he lost like i think he he had monster sponsors mega money i think he lost it all um took like two years off came back he also hit the guy in the head with a crane yeah yeah yeah that was it was a tough run jeff wittek like lost his eyeball yeah the crane yeah and then he just comes back looking like this and i just like i fucking hate this i hate that i fucking hate this dude it's like just that why can't there be no she came back fat and that would have been better being like you could have got a job at barstool bro now hey david now you can't get a job ever at

barstool congratulations dude he's fucking he, now you can't get a job ever at Barstool. Congratulations, dude. He's fucking shredded, dude. He almost looks weird, to be honest. Yeah, I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you aspire to. Yeah, it looks like Christian Bale when he's losing weight or fighters cutting weight. I mean, it's better than being a blob.

Can you imagine I came to your apartment and just took a shot? And you're like, all right, dude. Please leave. It was like some big bet. It like oh this is he said something like if you don't hit your weight you have to buy like 25,000 feastables mr. beast of bulls whatever and like so he made it into this whole thing but it's like John I'll just be you're the internet dork you're the vlogger who's like kind of pudgy And funny Yeah he's another one He's probably like a smarmy dude

But like whatever Making He made tons of money dude So he disappeared for two years Before coming back on Yeah And now it's like Nobody remembers Like hey he's got muscles And now it's like, nobody remembers.

Like, hey, he's got muscles. And it's like fireworks. Don't talk about sexual assault. Look at the fireworks. Look at my abs. But remember, I'm thinking of just old Hollywood and movies and stuff I've seen about it, where it was like, if you did a bad movie, you might get canceled, a.k.a. not work for two years. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's like, okay, now instead of doing a bad movie gets you in trouble, it's raping somebody. It's a pretty fair trade, I think, as far as cancel culture goes. Yeah, it takes a couple years off. It's a good trade. Yeah, you can do a shitload of bad movies. We'll put them all on Netflix. If you rape someone, then you probably got to go away for two years.

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John said that Twisters is bigger than Wicked. I was wrong. I looked it up pretty quick. You don't have to look it up. Look at the movie. I wasn't crazy. I went home thinking that was a pretty crazy take. It was like two off. I know, I know. I looked up the box office, the domestic box office. I think Twisters was like pretty crazy take. It was like two off. I know, I know. Yeah, yeah, you're not.

I looked at the box office, like the domestic box office. I think Twisters was like eight maybe or ten or something like that. And Wicked was like six or four. It was just funny the way he said he was. Wicked won the blockbuster award at the Golden Globes. I mean, it's got to be Twisters.

It's just like there's a million movies winning awards. Twisters is not one of them. When he said that, I just started dying. It's the best movie of the year. Hands down. Hands down. I actually didn't think it was that great. Oh, I loved it.

I think I saw it three times. There was – John is my – John is a – you are like a grab bag. You're like a – I don't – you never know what you're going to get because – You're kind a grab bag. You're like a... You never know what you're going to get. You're kind of like fireworks. If it's just blowing up, you love it. But John will give me a recommendation sometimes that I'm like, this was magnificent.

This is like a piece of art. And then he'll also tell me to watch Carry On. Yo, Carry On fucking rocked, dude. Unbelievable movie. Unbelievable. That was the worst movie of all time. No way, dude.

That was the worst movie of all time. That was a great movie. That was an AI-generated movie. Unbelievable. I can't believe Bateman attached his name to that. Unreal. Unreal. That was a delightful movie.

First of all, I would have just gone. I mean, literally, the perfect kind of movie where, like, for me, I don't hate Christmas movies, but, like, I hate all the childish Christmas stuff. I like the movies like that where it's, like, it's happening around Christmas, but it's just a regular-ass fucking movie. When that came out, and what was the other show that came out? Black Doves. And they were both, like, kind of Christmassy, but good but good stories around that i was like this is exactly what i want around

christmas time that's a perfect christmas time great movie well i won't watch it again until next christmas but it's a perfect christmas time movie well you were saying carry on as a christmas movie yeah it's got christmas theme to it it does it was a holiday or something like that well all right but i mean that that's one of those movies that could totally exist without Christmas. That's exactly what I'm saying. Okay, got it, got it. What's the movie

with Seth Rogen? Night Before. Fantastic. That's a great one. That's a fun one. That's like a bad Santa. I cried when Miley Cyrus came out.

Oh my God, this is beautiful. Has anyone seen Red One with Dwayne The Rock Johnson? No. That's supposed to be the worst movie of all time. I heard that's really,

really bad. It's not though. Well, I mean, it being sucked. That's supposed to be the worst movie of all time. I heard that's really, really bad. It's not, though. Well, I mean, it's like... That's an AI-generated movie. If you watch that movie with kids and you have a problem with it... Kids, yeah. If you went home and watched it alone tonight, I'd be like, this sucks. But it's like, yeah, it's a movie about Santa Claus. The Rock is Santa Claus' bouncer, like bodyguard.

J.K. Simmons is ripped like fucking David Dobrik. They're working out together in the North Pole. That's crazy. But for kids, it was actually kind of great. I liked it. But, you know, it's... That's where I think people are living. Where? The North Pole.

What do you mean, people are living? Like, I think that, like, the North Pole... Let me explain to you idiots. It's like the one place we know people don't live. People live everywhere else. Well that's what they tell you. Why is there a fairytale land in there? I wasn't going to say that. I was going to say why is the government not

It's a place you can't go check. Exactly why there's people there. That they're planting. Planting people for what? Because they got the bases there. They're doing the fucking... That's where the aliens actually... Aliens are in Antarctica.

Shit is like... There's like 800 tons of ice protecting the ships and the technology and all that shit. So they are... They have enough technology to come to Earth.

And why is aliens are so whatever now? I don't know. Because they make us think aliens... Hollywood made us think aliens look like green gobl whatever now i don't know they make us think aliens hollywood may think aliens look like green goblins they're not look they don't look like that but they make us all think that because it's like a fairy tale thing but they're just around us you think so you think it's a it's a concerted effort by hollywood to make us think yes it's one big pr so it's all

pr like i'm okay so so hollywood's the only people who know about aliens, and they're like, well, for some reason they know about aliens. It's just the government and them. Do you think Kim Kardashian's phone's ever died? No. Ever? She's got a different, they have a Starbucks different than us. That guy came out.

That was proven to be fake. No, he came out. I know what video you're talking about. Nothing's fake. There's a lot going on, John. Open your eyes. What did you think of the drones, Marty? I loved it.

What do you think they are? I have no idea. Did we ever really talk about the drones? I think we kind of missed that. You should have seen me in my apartment. I was looking all night to see if I could find one. You know what the drones are? You know what the drones are?

They're fireworks. They're like, oh, look at this. And everyone talks about it for three days and then everyone moves on but you know what so i i i don't know if i said this but this has been my take on it is like it's it is very similar to that you know when a helicopter goes by and you go like oh helicopter right like every night but you're not like where what is what are they doing with that right it's like it's i don't know it's a helicopter that's taking some people somewhere or or the holy grail when you see like a military plane fly by yeah like a big old like double thing and you're just like that's a military plane you're not like i deserve to know what's going on i was i was the new version using that example i was saying boats in the harbor and i was like yeah you just feel like that boat's not usually

there i'd be like okay what do you want me to do But it is But there is something cool To be like Oh I don't know Yeah Like when you're You look up You're like Oh okay

You've seen my apartment It's alright I see the water Yeah Every night I just Oh I never seen that one Yeah

It's like There's They also transport cranes On the water Did you know that Yeah I did know that Yeah I used to work on the water bro

Me too I worked on a boat For like five years You were transporting cranes What were you doing on the water did you know that? yeah I did know that I used to work on the water bro I worked on a boat for like 5 years you were transporting cranes? what were you doing on the boat? it was just like a sailing boat were you cleaning it? no it was like a deckhand it was like a tourist boat 5 years?

it was just a summer job like in college in counter terrorism I used to go and look for the dead bodies on the water. Really? I really did. It was wild. You just drive looking for a body? I would just be on the back.

It was like an internship type thing I was doing. You would just be on a boat cruise. If you see a body, you'd shout it out. Let's back it up. We're looking for bodies. Explain the counterterrorism stuff. Just start kind of from the beginning. My dad was a detective for 30 years in the city.

And during college, one of his friends was the chief of counterterrorism. So I just got a job at counterterrorism. Yeah, but that's usually like, you know, I got a job at my dad's pizza place, not the counterterrorism unit, Jack Bauer CTU. There's no address, so I don't know how to get there. It's really hard.

How do you find a secret base? It's really hard to find. One day I also wore two left shoes to counterterrorism. One had a heel, one didn't. And I did a series like, we're all fucked. They had no idea I was wearing two left shoes to counterterrorism. One had a heel, one didn't. And I did a series like, we're all fucked. They had no idea I was wearing two left shoes all day. And they can't pick up on that. This is where, like, I would also go to places and give active shooter classes.

Like, I'm the guy being like, so, like, what happens if someone comes to this room? Like, every situation's different. That's it. And there was a bunch. how long you were there uh it was like almost a year but then also i would do the funnest the best thing i used to do is go to rich people's houses. Funnest should be. Funnest should be. Rich people's houses, and they would think that their husband or wife is listening to them, and me and my dad would sweep for listening devices. Wow.

That was cool. Really? Yeah. Did you ever find stuff? Once. Really? Yeah. Because usually what it is is they've just hacked all of your equipment, and you don't realize it.

Yes. I have searched my place for one before. I've been like, they have to be listening. there's no way and it's like they i got a phone i want you to check out marty yeah no there was a bunch of random shit that i would do like they wanted me to once to just go like you go to times square and ask the el Elmo and stuff for pictures. And if they say yes and ask for money, you arrest them. That feels like entrapment.

That's the gig. You're a man of honor. I was going to do. It sounds funny. Which also, we should write that down. I mean, this might be dumb, but I assume that counterterrorism is like trying to stop terrorism. But is this what it was? But the Elmo thing is kind of where it's like.

Well, that was a different thing. It sounds like you guys were not really focusing on terrorism. That's where the Secret Service goes after counterfeit bills. It's like, shouldn't you be looking after the president? But the funny thing is I did learn a lot about like cyber security and like all that shit where like keep things safe and don't put this on the internet don't do that and then you came to the dumbest company in the world and did everything on the internet um but like i was in meetings with like the chief of counterterrorism with like real shit happening missing his shoe

like one time i had to borrow the chief of counterterrorism's tie because I didn't have a tie. I had to like hurry up and get in there. This is our – this is proving our theory that like we had a hypothetical like a month ago that was how many times do you – this is actually perfect for Marty. Because Marty might be the one person in the world I would believe could do it, like 12 tries. How many tries you have like unlimited energy? You don't have to worry about like fatigue. How many times you do open heart surgery

before you successfully do it to somebody? Oh my God. But there are other doctors in the room telling you what you did wrong. No. No, you get. Oh, I thought it was. Yeah, that was just you have

one YouTube tutorial. Step by step. Okay. Very. But I don't think you have no other doctors. I mean, Oh, you can pause it and stuff like that? Yeah.

Bro. Dude, that's That's the first thing I thought I was gonna say? Bro. If I didn't have to memorize it? I think I said 75 the first time.

I might be sub 10. I was gonna say about I was gonna say I think the first one would be like 7 to 8. Yeah. The hardest thing about that is me learning how to

How many valves are there? Yeah. Yeah. Also like the scaffolding and the cutting would be like seven to eight. The hardest thing about that is me learning how to stitch. How many valves are there? Yeah, yeah. Also like the scaffolding and the cutting. You don't need to stitch. Staple. Staple, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Staple and I'll fucking lay it on fire. How many valves are there in the heart? You should probably know that if you're going to be doing surgery. That's not a lot. I might be. I'm somewhere in the five to ten range. I'll knock it out. I have my rule that I'll never bet against Marty.

So whatever you say, you can say one shot at open heart surgery. I might be fucked this year, to be honest, with that stuff. Because real people are coming around. Mason Miller is going to fucking throw it 109 miles an hour past me. Mason Miller the pitcher? Yeah. He throws 104. Oof.

Yeah. Listen. But if you can. Lean into it. I'm going to die. Just go get on. Yeah. Listen. But. If you. Lean into it. Oh. And die. Just go get on. Just fucking Barry Bonds.

Just a little shoulder. Go there with a fucking plate arm around. I'm scared they're going to now. Because they don't. They want to. They want to scare me. Yeah. Because here's the thing.

They probably want to like buzz the tower with you. Give you a little like brushback pitch. But. You know. You got to be able to get out of the way of them. Like. Yeah. You're pretty athletic.

But like. You know. These guys have quick reaction times to get out of the way of those pitches. you're pretty athletic but like you know these guys have quick reaction times to get out of the way of those pitches if you treat somebody like I'm gonna throw a brushback pitch and they're just a regular like 30 year old dude

you might just fucking drill them 1000% nervous I'm very nervous you faced you know Bauer you faced

some real like pitchers but once once the cat's out of the bag and and everybody like the talent pool gets even higher and people are like trying to. And I'm friends like Justin Steele's facing me as well.

And he's like, I'm not letting you get one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is bullshit. But they all did. They all wanted to. Yeah, you've proven them all wrong. When the guy got to Red Sox spring training, they're all shitting on him. I'm sure.

They were like, every single person was like, you're not going to make the team. I remember we said that about the guy in the A's too, right? He was trying to be like their opening day starter. He was like, I don't know how to make the team anymore. You might ruin careers, Marty. I think I got Djokovic. Really? No.

If he doesn't get hurt or actually plays and I have him, that would be amazing. Fucking rip his throat. That would be... I mean, it would be impressive. You already did it versus Alcaraz. Yeah. I know, but Djokovic is the greatest of all time. Djokovic is...

Everyone knows who that is. Yeah. Alcaraz, everyone knows, but like... And they might eventually know him as that, but Djokovic is better or Djokovic. Those are the names. Djokovic? Yeah. I would guessic. Those are the names. Jokovic? Yeah.

I would guess my age, maybe a little older, 37. That's what I would say. That's a tough one for Paz. 37. Paz can't Google anything, let alone. That was spot on. That was spot on. That was great.

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Let me tell you something. My favorite thing, it's – what's the word? Reinvigorated? Yeah. My like creativity in back – you know when you lose it sometimes? Oh, yeah. Where you're like – everything you put out, everyone's like, well, this sucks. All right.

Well, I'm going gonna stop doing this this is the one where like i'm literally like i'm looking like literally gonna go to acting classes like i tell much yes i was gonna tell you me and tommy might do it and we should go hell yeah you should film that like yeah i'm just like it's so fun and like even like we're doing so that way it's cool when people listen to your ideas yeah that was pretty good right and like i'm like studying lines at home i don't tell them that but i'm like really trying to be like good at it and it's like we're at a company where for the for the first like 15 years it was not cool to try yes and it was not cool to make funny to be like i'm trying to do a funny thing yes it was just like be funny and like and it's hard and uh and it's like uh scary to be like i'm trying to be funny i'm acting a little

bit i've come up with this idea and if it doesn't work people are going to be like that's things that's different than just being like i'm on the rundown and i'm giving a take about this if you laugh you're good and if you don't laugh, whatever. You spent two weeks trying to be funny? Right. It's the time and the effort you put in. When it comes out good, it's got to feel great. It also helps that you have a person like that.

Make it look good. I just say things and they make it happen. Once you get a look behind the curtain of like, it's like, oh, nobody's really talented. They all just have good camera managers and shit. Do you feel like the Wizard of Oz? Where you're just like, I'm the one doing all this.

I think that like, I've never spoken to another first-time director. I think I just have the easiest job. You guys literally make it so easy. But that's what's really easy. We're all just sucking each other's dicks. Do you need that? You guys are pussies. make it so easy. We're all just sucking at each other's dicks. Do you need that? You know what though?

You guys are pussies. That's what it is. These meetings, you gotta see them. They're amazing. That was a good idea. It's incredible what happens when you try. You put one ounce of effort into it and also we came from a company of the most

toxic competitive like even if your idea is good I'm going to tell you it was a bad idea because that means I didn't come up

with a funny idea you did I'm going to do an idea to make yours you guys are all on the same page and cultivate it and foster it

you know where it's like that helps like someone comes out of a new series you're like fuck them that's a good idea you try to do your own

now it's like oh maybe we just do it together yes me and john's texts all start off now or it's like gay but we say it's gay what i'm about to say but like i really enjoyed what we did today it really is like i think same thing, aren't we having fun, guys? Not to add to the dick sucking, but making a gambler was one of my favorite... I was going to say that. It kind of did start...

I'm not saying we started out... You started out voting, but I'm saying we didn't try. That's the problem. We tried, but that was like... I remember being like, oh, whoa, that was like acting. Yeah. Yeah. Like you're not acting.

You're just like kind of, but like, I remember thinking out of where I, you were like still kind of an unknown. And like, I was just like, that guy's crazy and funny. But for him, I was like, oh, that's, you can do something different that we haven't done yet before. You know? And I like that you guys like flip flop, sorry, sorry, between, like, straight men and, like, not one was, like, the straight men and the whatever.

Like, it just, like, flipped off. No one stays the straight man here for long. I would, I wish sometimes that the gambling shit didn't happen because I would have liked to see that, like, keep going. Yeah, they deleted all those pretty quickly. Really fast. Really fast. Yeah, but people don't know. It was, like,. Yeah, I know. They deleted all those pretty quickly. Really fast. Really fast. Yeah, but people don't know.

It was like we all, you know, once Penn bought us, we had all these gambling regulations where you can't say you know, the essence of making a gambling. For the record, he still can't. For the record, we couldn't say we're going to go fuck someone else's wife bleep or whatever it was

that he was accused of but yeah I mean that was but we should just sit down and be like how are we gonna do this today and then we just like start doing ideas and improv that's kind of how it works it would be like that one was very but out of order was the same way when out of order started one was very much. Out of Order was the same way.

When Out of Order started, it was very much just run and gun. And now it's like, basically we don't do anything without a full script. Full script. But that one was more born of, I don't know. With Out of Order, I always think that we didn't use a script because we were kind of just couldn't figure it out. This, I don't think we wanted to figure it out. No. Yeah, that one was reckless.

That was just like we just don't want to do it. It was literally a bit laziness. It was like I don't want to write a script. Let's just do it. Don't you guys realize that this is the way people talk about their humble beginnings when they have a movie studio eventually? Like when you guys talk, that's how people talk. Where they're like, I don't know, like Upright Citizen Brigade or whatever whatever it is where it's like, yeah, in the beginning we didn't have scripts.

And then we like, and now all of a sudden we like have a movie. That's the way that we talk in these things. And the way I go home, I'm like, we're going to have a movie. Yes, you will. And you'll get there. And I just think you guys would get there like so much faster if it was like, you know, there's just different ways that barstool operates and the haves and the have-nots what gets attention to what doesn't and if if that got the attention it deserves i feel like you would already have a movie yeah you would already be on like a streaming service i think i think we get the attention we deserve

honestly they fucking rip they do well but it is weird but weird. But our audience is not used to it also. We haven't never done something scripted. All they loved was the non-scripted shit. Is there any characters that you would be uncomfortable doing? Would you draw a line anywhere? No. I don't think so.

There's nothing I wouldn't do if we were doing it right. If the gang handed you the Danny DeVito script Absolutely He was getting raped by them? He was getting raped I want to test that You need to push him

Now that he's on the record Push him to the brink If I think it's funny There's absolutely nothing I won't do Which I think is what Danny, there's absolutely nothing I won't do. Which I think is what Danny DeVito says about Frank Reynolds. If I think it's funny, of course I'll do it. That is true.

Don't just go write a random rape scene. But if it's funny and it makes sense, yeah, I'll fucking do it. The Queens Boulevard scene where he writes in a blowjob. I just gotta make sure you trust me. I'm fucking do it. The Queens Boulevard scene where he writes in a blowjob. I just gotta make sure you trust me. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna fucking do that. And Johnny Drama's gone through everyone that's...

He sucked the dick. He's like, he went full retard. They're coming out with another... That wasn't gay? Doug Eland and them are coming out with another show. That can't be real, right? I saw the Charlie Sheen thing. Yeah.

Yeah. It's fake? I think so. It's real. I'm pretty sure. I mean, I saw the trailer, but I was like,

that's fake. I don't think so. It's basically, yeah, that's real. I don't know if it, I think it's like a pilot or something.

I don't know if it's like been picked up or, no, it's not like that. Charlie Sheen, just star in Dravity. Is there anyone? Dougie Lynn's the creator of Entourage.

And it's Kevin Connolly basically playing E and Drama, I think, kind of playing a similar... Kevin Dillon playing a similar thing to Drama. And then Charlie Sheen is himself and he's having... He has a podcast. It's like he's drawing the digital world and uh came

back from cancel yeah yeah it's a good one took him a little longer on account of the aids i think but uh but you know i think this is all real you know we were talking about yesterday like how a lot of the main characters of tv shows and movies you don't like the side character you like we're talking I said do you think that cure Eisenberg was mad that everyone kind of loves Kieran Culkin because he directed it he made the movie everyone is like he's winning he's winning the awards for like supporting actor yeah and like entourage no one's favorite character events yeah ever Seinfeld Seinfeld it's no the, it's George is the favorite.

It is kind of crazy. These main characters kind of suck sometimes. Yeah, I mean, it's always the side guys that I think really have the memory. I saw some great videos of, I must be in some sort of weird Costanza, Jason Alexander algorithm right now. But there was one where early on, the episode of the pen from Seinfeld, he's Jason Alexander's not in it. And he went to Larry David and he was like,

don't ever write me out of the show ever again. And he goes, if you're going to write me out, write me out forever. He goes, I want this character to be so good that there cannot be an episode without me. And if you're not going to,

and if you don't see it that way and you don't like, like, don't I'm done. No way. And he was like, I never miss an episode after that. And he also said't see it that way, I'm done. No way. He was like, I never miss an episode after that. And he also said that – I can't remember the numbers. But it was like syndication – Seinfeld in syndication was making like $400 million a year or something like that. It was making like $10 million an episode in syndication.

And they knew that. And they went to NBC and they were like, we got to get this money. And they were like, we cannot give you like basically equity in the show. I guess that sets like a precedent or whatever. We cannot do that. So they were like, okay, we're going to come up with a number then that like on the front end, basically a salary that will make it right. And that's where the original like a million dollars an episode for all them came up and he was like i think we did like uh irreparable damage to the television industry by doing that really he was like i i

knew the first part last part but he was like i think nbc was foolish to do that because and he kind of kind of he was like he's like paul reiser and helen hunt are going to get a million dollars an episode for some some show that's's in the 25 to 30 range. And he mentioned a couple other sitcoms and names. And he's basically being like, fuck those. We were doing numbers. So we should get it. What was the Paul Reiser one?

Mad About You. Mad About You. Yeah, he said that one and another one that was just like, yeah, those fucking. And those were probably crushing too. But he was like, we were monsters. But we set this precedent of a million an episode. And he goes, they were foolish. They should not have done that.

That's fucking gangster. The main character stuff is kind of like here too. Like when you first start, you're in and out. People love you. Wow, that guy's funny. They only see a couple of these stories. Then you get on for a while. Let's get this guy off the screen.

Overexposure is such a real thing on the internet We are unbelievable When someone's funny Get on every show And then now they hate you But also the job The job The job

Is every day Every other form of entertainment is like Oh we got this hot new thing Do like 10 episodes And then go away for like a year Like every other form of entertainment is like, oh, we got this like hot new thing. Do like 10 episodes and then go away for like a year. Yes. This is like go on every single day for 15 years. It's actually miraculous that anybody still likes any of us.

It's like kind of a testament to like we're actually likable because if you don't hate me by now. It's like being like a local sports host. No one, at least in my experience in New York and Boston, there are people who are like, he's an asshole, I like him, or they just hate him. There's no one who's like, he's just a great guy. Yeah, the exposure thing is either you have to be, I've always viewed it this way, you have to be supremely talented and confident to be like,

I'll give you a little taste and I'm pulling back. And when I come back, you'll love it. I'm like, I don't think I'm good enough for that. So I got to just keep going every day to try to hit – I'm going quantity, not quality. Because if I disappear for six months because I'm taken off and I come back, it might not be there. But that's also probably, like, the wrong. Dana, in a nutshell, you should have him on one day and just don't say anything.

And he'll dispel everything. That's why the Coley and Tyler show is always the best with us, too. Because, like, he literally, like, out of nowhere was just like, yeah, first time I came was from a lawnmower. Like, out of nowhere. And it was just like from the vibration. It's like, dang, no one asked you that. It's just like, that's where he just sets some crazy shit.

Like, he would clit? That's what I'm saying. I've heard stories like that, but not from a lawnmower. Dude, where's the lawnmower? I'm going to buy that lawnmower. That's why he's the best. You know, my favorite was when he came on Barstool Radio and just... Oh, the butt chug?

No. That was another one. The remote control. What was that one? He used to tie a Nintendo 64 remote to his dick. Xbox. With the rumble pack? No, just while he was playing, he'd play naked,

and he would tie a remote to his dick to stretch it out to make it bigger. And I was like, oh, we all did weird things when we were 12. And he's like, no, I was in college. I'll be honest, I think that's like a sex crime. Saying that out loud is like, you should be on a list, bro. I thought the butt chug stuff was bad. He just offered that up.

Remember that? He was just like, yeah, I drink beers to my asshole in college. At least I've heard of that before. I've never heard of tying your Nintendo controller to your dick. Just trying to stretch it out. I don't even understand. If you were dating a guy and you found out that he did that, what would you do? Well, does it work? You'd be like, put a ring on it.

He wouldn't do that. That's crazy. I don't really understand the logistics of it. No one does. That's why Dana's the only one who did it. I think they say it does. We all didn't run home and try it. Dana, no one thought of that.

I think it's got to work a little bit, right? I could see because you stretch yourself out when you want to make yourself taller. I think you've got to do it every day like a brick on there. What do you call it? Binding. I was thinking about this the other day. I'm always trying to think of things that are Every day, like a brick on there. Yeah, what do you call it? It's like binding. Binding feet. Yeah.

I was thinking about this the other day. I'm always trying to think of things that are happening today that in a thousand years we're going to be like, can you fucking believe that they believed that or did that? I think high heels are fucking insane. Yeah. I think they're one step beyond binding feet. It's going to be like there was like in this era for like a couple hundred years, like girls walked on

like little pins and had to like it hurt and they couldn't really walk but like they did it cause like their calves didn't they get more comfortable

oh they were probably more comfortable than they were but they're not more comfortable than just regular fucking shoes it is crazy where it's like it's gotta show hard cause I think about like

when you see them dance and like they can run in them and shit that's crazy that you guys can do that but it also is like what are we doing here? Why the fuck are you doing that? But, like, evolution-wise, it makes sense.

Like, you just, like, when you're taller, you feel. But if you all just, like. Yeah. It's an even playing field if you just agreed not to do it. I actually thought this was about fax machines. We talked about those recently. That's actually still in the future. I think fax machines are crazy.

I don't understand the logistics of them. Like, how does it. Why don't we still have them? It doesn't make any sense. Well you can just like scan something and email it now but I

Yeah. On like your phone? Yeah. Yeah. But it's kind of like transportation. I actually learned how to do that

fairly recently. Game changer. Kind of just take a picture of it. If you do it in the notes app you don't even need an app anymore.

You just do it on your phone. No, but I feel like a fax machine is the closest thing we have to teleportation. Something physical. Not on the phone. I actually have no idea how it works. It's not like you're transferring the piece of paper. No, I know.

That physical piece of paper is going into an email. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, they got this new shit where you write and it, write with a pen and then it just appears on your phone with like your handwriting

and everything. So if you're like a journaler but you want to like keep it on your phone or whatever, you can just write and it just stores it. If you're a journaler,

just write it in your fucking journal. Exactly. Sometimes when things are too easy, I don't like that. Dude, right now they're doing this,

I don't even know what it stands for, CES. I don't know. Probably the E is probably for Expo. I don't't know it's like they're unveiling all the technology that's coming out oh i think we're actually you know when people are like i thought we'd have flying cars by now i think we're like right on the tipping point they're starting to make some wild shit dude bro even the one that drives itself as an uber is crazy yeah to me me, they're making a car that jumps.

I don't even know why they need that. It was like you can jump over problems. That's like that car. There's a truck that there's always commercials for during football where the truck can move like sideways. It's like what? No, right now, this one's cool. This just has a helicopter in your trunk. This just has you just straight up have a helicopter in your trunk.

That, it becomes like a helicopter drone, and you just fly away. What? That's like a Hess truck, where they're like, it comes with a helicopter. Yeah, that one's pretty baller. Where are you doing that? By the way, let me just say. Most inventions, I think I just stopped. Well, look where they are, Marty, in Antarctica. So they're dropping them.

I love that we have helicopter cars, but we don't have internet here. This car can just jump over potholes because why not? It just goes whoop. I heard that's like the number one death in Mississippi. Potholes? The hippopotamus in Mississippi? It just jumps like six meters forward. I always think about this kind of stuff. If your friend got it,

and he's like, dude, I got this car. It can jump. I'd be like, why? They made the G-Wagon. I'd make fun of them for thinking it's cool. I'd be like, why do I care about that? G-Wagons can just go and just do donuts and stay

in their place right now. I actually think that one makes sense because you can parallel park. The wheels go sideways and you just go right in there. Well, we're talking about fireworks. That's some of the best, the craziest engineering. First of all, how do they get the colors? Is it dye? Second of all, timing it so that it explodes in the air

in separate little pieces, how do they get that to figure out in just that little compartment? Third of all, I don't know what that's everything there's honestly but like but like to have it blow up in the air like that i definitely don't understand the science of it i leave it to the chinese the the they had the one this year i knew you'd think it was like the biggest single explosion ever it was fucking bananas it like lit up the whole goddamn sky i don't like those inventions i like i think the

the biggest explosion ever and everywhere else thinking, no, that's not it. Did you see that they did it in Nagasaki? What? Yeah. It was like the single biggest... The headline was like, single biggest explosion in Nagasaki and the comments were like,

second. Maybe third. They did it in Nagasaki? I was going to say the people of Nagasaki and Hiroshima are going, no, it's not. They actually – So they saw it with their own eyes going, no, it's not. No, not those people. I don't like those. You like those inventions?

Like the invention that just came out is like – it makes like ice cream at your house. That is something that I can get on board. Hell yeah. Where it's like one of those machines now, a coffee machine that just makes ice cream. Yeah. It's crazy. That is something.

I don't know. What am I doing with this house? They unveiled a $60,000 television where it is like a, it has a, the screen is like a fabric that can just like collapse so all of a sudden like your television's like not there and they're like so like it doesn't you know what i mean it's like so now you can have a blank space on your face i think i look at i look at like

technology stuff like this how i also do look at it like this but like like a layman looks at like i think, fashion, like a runway. We were like, what the fuck? Who's ever going to wear that? And it's actually... But the people who look at fashion like that, again, I can't tell, but I know it'll get watered down,

but it will be very popular. I'm sure that's what happens with this. Yeah, it'll all get watered down, and then there will be something that's mainstream out of it. One of these exists in the world. But they're Enron released a it's this little egg. It's a nuclear reactor for your house.

Just like your house will run on nuclear power. Now it's like that sounds like a bad idea. Imagine Marty every day has like run a nuclear power plant to like keep his house warm. Wake up every morning like how many Rockins are in the house right now i just found out how to like stop the wind coming through my door it's fucking brutal did you know there's tape for it what there's tape for oh do you know how i like gas stations yeah the uh you ever have go to a place where there's like eight gas stations on one block yeah i've seen that seen that. I remember what you were talking about. If you go through a hollow tunnel,

it's a main road. It's literally a gas station left, right, left. You've got to see the prices on these things. One was $3.43. One was $2.94 across the street. Do you think they're fighting with each other? Yeah. Like every morning being like,

look what this fucking bastard made the price today. That is being like, look what this fucking bastard made the price today. That is so interesting. Look what this fucking bastard made the price today. Come on, isn't that? They're like, oh, this fucking cocksucker did $250 today. I'll make it $240. Like, that's crazy to think about. And the last thing I was thinking about this morning, this is all this morning, was the

Groundhogs. I'm thinking about doing a documentary on them, on Pugs Itani and the Illinois guy. And an Illinois guy. I think, because I interviewed a- Rest in peace, Staten Island Chuck. Yeah. You've done something with them before, right? Well, I interviewed a weatherman.

Okay. To talk about how- Did you dress up like Pugs Itani Phil to do it? No, that was the monkey documentary that Joe Rogan talked about that no one cares about. It's okay. Wait, Rogan talked about the documentary? Yeah. It's like a million views on Barstool.

Me and Eddie's video about that monkey who ripped off that lady's face. Oh, I was thinking the other monkey documentary that's not coming out. We dressed up as Steve Irwin, but didn't know the severity of the video we were about to shoot so we took that off this cop this cop didn't do any interviews that shot the monkey about who i'm lost wait so the monkey the chip that ripped that lady's face off like whatever years ago that was on like oprah and everything yeah me and eddie did a documentary about it because we found it fascinating that he was like riding in riding in like ice cream trucks and like he was a mascot for like a month yeah okay and then we found this then we found this cop who

hasn't turned down interviews for netflix hbo but his daughter was a fan and he like basically told us that like this monkey was about to kill him but stopped. And he heard him through his eyes say, shoot me now. It was fucking crazy. And he just shoots him. Monkey's dead. And then he's talking about how this monkey and the lady used to fuck. See, this is what I mean. This should have been a big deal at Barstool.

Look it up on YouTube right now. I don't even know this happened. Yeah, look. How long ago is this? I don't know. Let's see. It's typing. Years ago or even know this happened. Yeah, yeah. Look. How long ago is this? I don't know. Let's see. It's typing. Years ago or like recently?

Travis the monkey barstool. Like years. That's great. I had like. That's good stuff right there. Chewing rocks teeth. Yeah. Look.

It's got like 850,000 views because Joe Rogan said something about it. And that's the fucking. That's the cop. But this is not. Oh, this is yours. Yeah. Wow. Oh, that guy looks like

A dude who shoot a monkey Yeah It's one of the craziest Things I've ever heard About him talking about How like Yeah he's The monkey and this lady

Used to like have sex Oh jeez And Baby face Marty Looking just like a schmuck Luckily that guy Looked like a bigger schmuck Yeah

Yeah Is this his only interview Ever Yeah it's the only one he's ever done. Got the exclusive. It's crazy. When he's, when me and Eddie talking about this on the show, me and Dana and Eddie left being like, what the fuck just happened?

So the monkey was like begging for death? Yeah, like he was like, he like ripped open the cop car, the monkey. Ripped open the door. And instead of attacking him, he stood there and he's like, I swear I just heard him say like end it now me and eddie are like what that is fucking incredible dude it's always a pleasure mush uh so wait are you do we have any you know spring training's probably coming up you're gonna be doing yeah i got mesa miller dylan cease zach gallen justin, and then I got Djokovic, and I'm hoping... Zach Gallen,

he's like a Cy Young guy, right? Yeah. Yeah, they're all... It's a real deal. Yeah, hopefully a bunch of other stuff on the... I got a new contract, too. Hey! And a compliment. Even better than the contract. What was the compliment? It was my best year I've ever had. Wow!

Accurate compliment. Crazy. Do you think it's maybe like for retribution of a public humiliation? You know what? He said like, it was like, I think it was just like I made money for the first time. From being quite frank.

I think it was like, I actually did something that was good. Congrats on the compliment. That's all I needed. I could retire. If Rico would just get a compliment, he would probably stop. That's it.

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