KFC Radio - Mean Girls React to Backlash From Their Take on Girls Going on Guys' Trips - Inside Barstool

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

Alex Bennett and Jordyn Woodruff from Mean Girl Pod join us to discuss their clip that went viral over Alex joining her husband's "guys trip". KFC and Feits obviously had a lot to say about girls joining a guys trip, so of course we had to have them on. Timecodes: 00:00:00 Start 00:14:01 Trying to change your partner 00:30:25 sex toys / breathalyzer 00:33:48 more on girls going on guys trips 00:41:22 the ideal peanut butter and jelly 00:50:58 The rise of Mean Girl Pod ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHKFC for 10% off your first month Kikoff: Go to https://barstool.link/KikoffBSS to start building better creditYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Maybe we could go to Guy's prison. That was great. I honestly would walk out of the room if I were you. I'd be like, I'm done. Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? I think we could go Friday. You're going to Cabo Friday? No, we were just wanting to copy you guys. Yeah, we're going to be spontaneous.

Well, here's the thing, girls. We're going on a guy's trip. Yeah, we are. This is a big time. Actually, a really, if it was not, let's say, I don't know, if I had like a husband who was a billionaire or something, it would be very funny if all of a sudden you guys just popped up in

Amsterdam. It was just like, hi, we're on the guy or something, it would be very funny if all of a sudden you guys just popped up in Amsterdam. It was just like, hi, we're on the guys trip. That would be a viral views city. If you guys weren't going to Amsterdam, I would so do that in a heartbeat.

If it was like a more reasonable place, it would be very funny. Like Miami. Yeah, if it was just like, you know. It's like, well, it's not the same flight.

Never mind. I don't know. I think once anything's over four hours, it's the same distance. I agree, but then once it's international and passports and all know. Well, it's like, it's, well, it's not the same flight. Never mind. I don't know. I think once anything's over four hours, it's the same distance. I agree. But then once it's international and passports and all that. Yeah, price. There's a lot of things that do change.

One might be a billionaire, but the other is not. I'm sorry. We can both go. Okay. Okay. So this was very funny because the amount of people that were like, we need this crossover again. But first, let's start. You sent out a tweet this morning saying, I don't know if it was good or bad, but I love days like yesterday.

And that's something I've had that thought in my head a million times before. Were you saying that yesterday sucked? Yesterday, did you enjoy yesterday? Were you offended by yesterday? Did you like the drama? What did you mean when you said that? I loved it. I feel like you embrace the drama.

Yes, it confirms this is what we want to do. And I'm like, yesterday to me, it's not like a moral battle. It's like we're talking about a guy's trip and some girl's. And people are so, I loved it. I loved everyone chiming in. I loved the disagreeing. I loved that we were wrong. and I thought it was a blast. It is.

Just idiots. Again, the Mean Girls demonstrating the uncanny ability to just be like, yeah, we were wrong. It's crazy. It's crazy. But it is like, it's one of those things, too, where the people who are telling you you're wrong are so ridiculous that it makes me want to be like, all right, fuck off. You don't want, yes. I'm coming around where I'm defending them. Like right it is just a trip let's be adults about this we can all hang out it's not a middle school dance no well there's but and then the other thing

was uh it is also it's it's crazy how quickly we kill things too like i i was i was walking to work today and i was checking twitter and like me and cons had a tweet reply and someone said something that comes where it's like, you seem like the kind of guy who would take a girl on a girl strip. It's like, all right, we already beat this to death. It's been like, how did we kill this in 18 hours? How is that possible? Well, there's so many people. It used to be back in the day you could kind of – these things became long-running jokes. Now it gets – it used to be like a steadily funny joke and then

now it goes and you get like higher and more tweets and more exposure than you ever do but then it's like dead right away. And it's not, that's not just a barstool thing, it's just the internet. The internet. And where we are at social media and shit but it is a little bit of a barstool thing where now there's so many fans so many people get into it. Now, kudos to you

guys for putting out the clip in the right way. When you hear the whole story, I didn't hear the whole story until last night. I saw your tweet this morning. I mean, it's your fucking, it's your husband's birthday party. At his house. You would be expected to be there. So wait, all right. So just to recap, his 30th birthday party is a trip, like a couple's trip basically originally was the idea.

Yes. All the boyfriends, all the girlfriends, the husbands, wives, whatever, for his 30th birthday. All the girls can't go. You're left. But it's your husband's birthday. So it's like I would expect people would expect you to be there. I still see. I don't think that changes it that way.

So that's where I – If there was one other couple on it, if it was like I've done – I don't think I've ever had like a girlfriend while I had a rather monumental birthday. So I only ever had like a guy's trip for a birthday. Sure. All my birthdays are just like fucking dinner or whatever. But I think if I wanted – if it was like even my birthday and my girlfriend was like, I want to come. But that's –

Wife is I guess a little different. I actually feel like wife is different in the sense that like you're even less invited. Yeah, because it's like we're want to come. But that's... Wife is, I guess, a little different. I actually feel like wife is different in the sense that, like, you're even less invited. Yeah, because it's like, we're already fucking married. I'll be around until I'm fucking 101. Like, whatever.

I actually think wife sounds worse, too. Girlfriend to me has a little more spice to it. She might be a little more fun. It's like, we got about six months until this is over. Might as well have the fun.

I agree. The wife is like, I brought my wife. But Graham invited you and that's a very important part. And you were in the room with me when I'm like, I'm not going. You already told me that when I'm like, I'm not going.

You already told me that. You're like, I'm not going. Okay, yeah, yeah. So, okay, these are the logistics. And then we'll talk about just a straight-up guys trip, because your situation is different than a guys trip. Mm-hmm. He plans this trip?

Yes. Where was it? Aspen. So he's like, I want to go to Aspen for my 30th birthday? Yes. And he's like, I want to go with you and the whole gang. My guys group text, let's invite the girls, for my 30th birthday. Yes. And he's like, I want to go with you and the whole gang. My guys group text. Let's invite the girls.

We'll invite the guys. Okay. And it was his idea. And then all the girls say. Now, did all the girls say no because they were like, we're not supposed to go to this? No. So one girl. And you were the one girl who didn't get the memo?

Or it was like, I got to work. I'm sick. I got a baby. Like, whatever. No. So one of them texted me last night and she was like, oh, my God, I backed out last minute. Thank you for leaving that out. Like, she was going to go up until two weeks before.

But Aspen's hard to get to, so you need Thursday and Friday off work and Monday. None of them could do that. So all these girls are like, no, no. One of them said yes, and then she ended up backing out. See, her thanking you is crazy. You should be motherfucking her. Exactly. She fucked me, bitch. If you didn't back out out it's a different trip it's not it's just two girls there's two and it's like now you at least got someone in the foxhole everyone calls you an

asshole i told i told you now is there any chance that he picked aspen for this reason no like let's pick somewhere where the girls can't go no he's had a house there forever they've all grown up okay got it so that's the world yeah it's his favorite place in the world. Yeah, it's his favorite place. It's his happy place. He's like full-blown hosting the trip, which I think, why do I think that helps? I just think that helps. No, I do.

I think it's like you guys want to come to, it's almost like our house in a way. I don't know. To me, that exonerates you a little bit. I think what it comes down to is then you said to him, right? I'm not going to come. Fully, it was not going to go. No, I remember.

Here's the key. Here is the linchpin to me. How did Graham react to that? What did he say? And I just need the people to believe me when I say this. Adamantly? Yes, and maybe I'm and maybe i want you there

baby i need you like not like i because there's definitely been times where you're in a relationship and you're like no no i want you there or like no i do want to go to see your parents or you know whatever and it's like i don't want to do this but i have to do this this is not the babe i this is like the alex god damn it Will you come on the trip? Like, come on the trip. That sounds genuine. Also, he would literally be like,

don't let him come. Right. He tells things to her face straight all the time. And he's like, bullshit. Yeah. All right. I stay up with the guys later.

Like, I'm the more fun one, objectively speaking. And I do stay up. Like, I'll drink with them. Like, that is kind of more

that's what we were saying too we're like i i i have friends who are like my childhood friends my best friends who i like their wives better now like they're more of like like look we've been friends for 25 years your wife's cooler than you yeah and like it's just a fact like i go on we have like i saw kevin like but because we were we were doing the like how it's not it's not a guy strip it's not like girls can't come, guys only. It's just like when I go on a college trip, I don't invite my high school friends because it's a different dynamic. Yeah, it's not even a guy-girl thing. It's just like there are certain groups where only certain people should be.

But when I go on, like, I have, like, not really couples, but, like, it's like a high school friend's trip. And nowadays all my fucking friends are, like, lame. So we go on this trip, and we go every year, every December, and, like, they all fucking, all the husbands fucking work or they're fucking sober. So me and the ladies just start fucking tipping back wine, playing with the kids. Exactly.

Yeah, listen, final burger on a girl's trip. I would love that. Guess what? That's just called a girl's trip. I'm like, you guys got to go work. I have a fake job. You're sober. I'm not.

Let's fucking. Come on, ladies. Ladies, what are That's just called a girl's trip. I'm like, you guys got to go work. I have a fake job. You're sober. I'm not. Let's fucking. Come on, ladies. Ladies, what are you up to today? Mimosas. That's the vibe. If it's a full-blown guy's trip, we are not allowed. Okay, so that's the second. So that's the other side of things.

You are in full agreement on that? You wouldn't go? Yes. We don't want to go. No. Because if we had a girl's trip with all girls, I wouldn't want anyone to come. See, here wouldn't go. Yes, never. We don't want to go. We don't, no. Because if we had a girl's group with all girls, I wouldn't want anyone significant other to come. See, here's the thing.

I think there's a decent chunk of chicks who would want to go. Well, of course there are because they don't trust their significant other. Or they just don't like their husbands and boyfriends having fun.

It's like you're not allowed to have fun without your girlfriend or your wife. That is just a disease that plagues, I would say, like 50% of relationships, like you said. I think trust is a big thing, though. It say like 50 of relationships like you said i think so it's like you're just not allowed to do anything if i am not there or if i didn't okay it or if there's other people around that i don't like it's just it's the worst part about bad relationships where

it's just like why can't you just say like oh i'm happy for you or oh that's cool or it's always like how does your good news or your fun trip affect me negatively? And then that's going to hang over you. I'm going to blame you for two weeks leading up to this. I'm going to blame you for like two months after this.

And that's what, I mean, a lot of guys will just be like, I'm not going. Because it's like, this is going to be, there were definitely times where I passed on things where I was like,

this is going to be too much of a headache. I love you guys, but it's not worth like the next six weeks fucking sucking for me. So that – Yeah, no. I wasn't going to say anything. The twins are like – That's why I'm single still.

Right. So I think there's a lot of relationships like that, and they're not the good ones, but I think there's more than people realize where there's just like this is gonna be a thing and i do think that there's probably a higher percentage of girls who would want to go on a guy's trip than guys who would ever want to go on a girl's trip guys are like see ya have fun absolutely don't don't care i think i think you've made a tiktok about it i don't know if it was yours somebody where it's like yeah we're like kicking you out the door where the other way around it's like so where you're gonna be how you're getting like how you're getting there see i i and it's just you know i around it's like, so where are you going to be? See, I

guess it's like some men are for mugs, women are for venus shit. But like, I guess if we're thinking about it in, women get to be are usually considered cats and men are dogs. Totally. There are no such thing as female dogs and male cats. Dogs are excited when

someone comes home. I'm like, fuck, someone's home right I'm like, fuck. Someone's home right now. Yeah, you're a cat. I just want to be alone in silence right now. Yeah, let me sleep on top of the couch. I can be a dog, but most of the time... You actually are very... Like, you're a dual...

Yeah, yeah. You got, like, the golden retriever. Yeah, definitely. But then it's also like, you know, leave me alone. I'm going to, like, sit in my litter box. I remember that even with just roommates where it was like – and so I will speak more to roommates than significant others.

But like when you slide the key in the door and you take that breath and you're like, oh, I hope they're not sitting on the couch. Real healthy stuff here. Yeah, fully. But yeah, whether it's a girlfriend, boyfriend, or a roommate, it's like you need – I think also for guys, generally speaking, when you get in a long-term relationship, I think more often than not, girls want that. They're looking for that.

They want a boyfriend. They want to settle down. They want to have a husband and the house and the babies and all that shit. And guys are kind of like, this is what i have to do i guess because i love this chick you know what i mean so i think a lot of their regular everyday life and their likes and their interests kind of change you know and so then when you get a chance to go on those trips and do those things again again all speaking generally and and talking about probably the more unhealthy relationships but unfortunately there's a lot of those, guys are like, you're with me all the time as it is.

We wake up together. We go to sleep together. We commute together. We hang out. All that shit. So then when I have a chance to go away, I don't want to bring you to that too. Right. So like let me breathe, you know?

No, I think traditionally – like if there's a guy's trip, I never hang it over his head. I'm like, go. What I don't know will not kill me it's funny that you're getting painted as the opposite of this because it does sound like you are one of the more oh i'm actually like swing for the fences don't well maybe that video you put out saying maybe that maybe that convinced people otherwise but i don't know and i did just instead of i did try to like lay down and kind of just take that. That was the clip again. It was a little out of context.

I was going to look worse if I was like, I'm not that girl. So I was like, okay, what do I do here? And it's like, we're wrong, sorry. But I will say, a guy's going on a guy, you got to let him go. You have to let them have that. You got to let it. And don't ask questions. Those things, you don't let those happen. You think it's a win, and it's going to blow up later.

Because it's like, you didn't let me go. You think it's a win and it's going to blow up later. Cause it's like, you didn't let me go on the guy's trip or you, I think a lot of times it's like you guilt me out of it. You know, it's like you didn't, okay. Yeah. You can come back and be like,

I never said you couldn't go, but it's like, but you know, you laid down a lot of hints and, and a lot of shit like that. I think it's so much better for the long run when you, you ever get in trouble when you're a kid and your parents were like cool about it instead of punishing you for some reason and you're like whoa less likely

to do it again and then i was like i'm kind of like all right i'm not gonna fuck you guys over again because like you did the right thing here i think there's more you have just better for your relationship where it's like oh you know it's like one of those things like you hold your breath you're like i'm gonna go to to Vegas for four days next week. And then they're like, okay, have fun, honey. And you're like, whoa, did not see that coming, you know? And whether it's like truly real or maybe you're putting on a front a little bit because you think it's the right thing. Whatever the reason is, I think that's so much better in the long run for relationships where it's like, let, I mean, you're still an adult.

You should be able to do certain things. But that goes back to like toxic relationships. You're a single adult. Yeah. And like they don't trust each other. Yeah. Or you have a really shitty girlfriend. I mean like you can throw out like the toxic ones. Yes.

Don't even bother talking about those because those are just fucked up. I think that it leaks into like even – you can have like a healthy relationship by like the majority of standards and i still think things like this will be sticking points where it's like the one thing that you know you'll still it'll be a fight or it'll be tense or it'll get awkward because i still think even the regular ones are like i don't want that this happening you know wait wait what what happening them going on the guy's trip yeah there's not a bone and i know this is going to sound totally contradictory i could not care less i think that you're probably in the minority of your own life and your own like things going on with like your life isn't grand right it's not separating your own values i do kind of feel like a lot of times like i said girls want a boyfriend and then a husband and that

becomes their whole life and then their mom like especially with you you go into motherhood and that consumes you and it's like don't you remember that you were like you like to do this and that and do these things you know and i also understand a lot of that's like pressure and you have to do it because sometimes guys don't do it all that shit but it is like i think guys are a little more like i still love all that other shit and want to continue doing it and you you're you guys are still doing your own shit you know what i mean i think i think you have a point there too though you would love doing the mundane stuff more if you did get the every like my mom used to always say about my dad he just needs to twist

off like and then he'll be back and he's back and he's like more focused than ever and it's like i think that's a great way to it's healthy do relationships you gotta just like go let it just let him go kill a hooker every now and then and come back like super young. If I could make a recommendation it's just be a piece of shit the whole time.

And then no one they like What did I say yesterday? It's like yeah I'm going away for a week. It's like yeah I expected that. We knew that. I'm telling you

sometimes I have John in my life I have another friend in my life who didn't propose for I think, 11 years. And we were always kind of like giving him shit. And I know I was. And then like my marriage comes and goes and other people get divorced or broken up.

And he was like still just like in a happy dating relationship. And it was kind of like, told you so. You know, like I'm doing it my way and the right way. And now they're engaged. And I was like, huh, maybe you don't have to like cave in and give the ring and then john too i'm always like he just stays himself and doesn't die alone at 50 or you take the good with the bad or you find like the perfect girl for you because she you know she fits all the things that you were like i am not even going to put on a front front you gotta put on like a little yeah she'll be on her third

husband by that time probably i guess i can deal with it well yesterday he just fucking like doesn't come home and goes on vacation randomly well i got that's really the best case scenario i have friends who go on golf trips like every weekend and i'm like you're just it sounds like i'm like i'm a child but i'm like you're allowed to do that she doesn't say anything about that and you know whatever i don't know how their relationship dynamic works but i was always like i would never have been able to do that um i think and i recognize i'm coming from a bad you know it was i'm a little bit jaded or bitter about but but i did say say yesterday, I was like, I think a lot of guys give up everything about

their identity or their personality or whatever, and so they don't want to give this up. And John was like, I don't do any of that. I don't give up anything. But he's like, we're talking about giving up parts of yourself? What? Why is that even a thing? I want to be clear, I'm begging somebody to ask me to change

just a little bit. Hold on. i'm fucking begging to be like dude save me dude fucking fix it well it's the old saying when they the old adage of like she's gonna make an honest man out of you and i don't really know what of you and i don't really know what that means and i don't know i think it could go a million different ways i think there's some good of that though it's like we are children and if we were left to be that way forever we did we had glenny balls on actually and we said jackie tried to do it tried to fix us yeah she came in and she said every time we make a joke about killing ourselves, you have to put a dollar in the jar. And in six

weeks, she was like, I'm going to fucking kill myself. Jackie has said that multiple times. She's like, there's just no hope for you. Yeah, she was like, I'm going to hype you guys up and have morale. And then she was like, nah, you guys are done. There's a... Really quickly. Really quickly. There's a graveyard of women with the same thoughts as Jackie.

It's like, I'm going to fix this. But you know what you need? I'm going to fucking quit. We're getting a nose job and get the same thoughts as Jackie. I'm going to fix this. I'm going to fucking quit. We're getting a nose job and get the fuck out of here. You need someone who's like, doesn't give a fuck more than you and you'd be like, well. There is a girl version of you guys somewhere out there. She was in the bar.

I have no desire to meet her. He met her in the bar and he let her go. I don't know what it was. You don't even remember her. The one in the bar He let her go I don't know what it was Short hair You don't even remember The love of your life You don't even remember The one in the Eastville Yeah

What was her name It was something like Trixie or Roxy No it was Veronica Veronica It was something like I remember that story I'm like yeah

Oh I didn't know You guys knew that story You told us We felt that We were like I like her Yeah Ari was supposed to find her

He would fucking He would end up dating her And then They'd move in together. That's a fucking murder-suicide. I know it. And I don't know who's who, but someone's someone. We both end up in the same spot.

I don't know who's going to do what. That chick was cool, but it's better that we're not in each other's lives. At least you know that. Some folks are meant to be single for longer than others don't you think there's some element like i mean everything in life is you get more excited when it's a rarity right yeah and then so i think i mentioned this yesterday too it's like when you first start

dating and it's like oh tonight is like the night that she's free and you know i'm like excited for it and so inevitably when you start to like progress and move in and get married and see them all the time it is going to naturally lose the like the uh specialness of it you know and what you gain in that is like comfortability and and safety and you see you know you have them all in all the good times and the bad but you're gonna lose that like oh my God, I'm walking into the restaurant, and there she is, or I come home, and she's going to meet me there, whatever.

And she's like, yeah, you're there all the time now. Can I say something? Sometimes I'm really sad about being single, and then I talk to you guys, and I'm like, I'm going to be single forever, and I'm fine with it. Why are you sad? I'm also never the best person to talk about this. You want to be single forever?

Come talk to me. I'll push you in that direction real quick, girl. This is my apartment. We're in my apartment. Honestly, there are less mattresses on the ground in here than there are in my apartment. You two remind me that it's great being single. There's definitely great parts of it for sure. See, but you do like, you want to be in a relationship.

No, not right now, no. Oh, okay. But don't, I would, I feel like you're a, when you look at like the rest of your friend group we're all single are you this is my like only are you the are they all happy to be single um no i think they're looking they would like to be in a relationship i think more often than not like the uh like after like posts like 25 years old let's post, like, 25 years old, let's say, girl, like, you'll go out, you'll have fun, you'll sleep around, do whatever, travel, but you are, like, where's the one?

I want to find it. Where does it get, what sex is it sadder with? Let's, what, pick an age. What's an age? 50? For what to be single? After 50, after 40, after 50, single. 30?

All right. See, this is, that's the thing. For a girl, bro, the fact that you think that girls are going to make it to 50 and be like, I guess now I'll be upset about being single. Bro, that's starting at like 25 and a day. I think that's traditionally. I mean, everything's getting pushed back. Everything gets pushed back, but I don't think the, like.

Or stereotypical. Maybe 35. 35? That's where I would feel like really hopeless. 35? All right. So I got like six months on the clock. But that's what I-

But guys, guys, you know, 35 is not even, and I can only speak for myself, but I also was never like going out at night or getting ready for the night being like, I need to find the one. No. I never even thought about, I wasn't even trying to find a girlfriend. I'm like, if a girl talks to me tonight, I don't know what I'm going to do. Yeah. I was happy to like,

try to get somebody's number and like, maybe one day. Fucking guy strip, baby. No girls. Get out of here. I got that tattoo of the fucking

no girls allowed from Little Rascals. I love that. I love that. What was I going to say? But the, like, so for girls,

you know, you can be a 50 year old bachelor. I think that's like, probably had had some lonely nights throughout those years i mean literally what the person is doing like stereotypically the guy yeah probably a drunk who yeah oh yeah yeah that's so true though it's like what do you do like and by the way if it's not even it's sadder if he's not a sad drunk it's the drunk he sad drunk where he's like, I come home from work and I just start drinking. I wake up and go to sleep and go back to work. Like, all right.

There's some honor in that. If the guy's like, bro, I'm out every night with a chick. Yeah, you're lame. Dude, you're old. You're a loser. No, you're not. Yeah. That's what's tough.

And then you got the cat lady on the other side of that. There's the stereotypes. I mean, guys, there's no biological clock. Guys, you think at least you're progressing in your careers. You have money. You can travel. Do whatever you want. I think there are plenty of guys who are happy or

maybe not they're happy, but they're like, I can do this single thing. I feel like girls are not the same. There's going to be a lot less of those who are like, I'm happy being a career woman and traveling. Again, I have to just keep saying huge caveat. I know there's a ton of people out there who are okay with it, but I think there's a lot more who are like i'm happy being a career woman and traveling and again i just keep saying huge caveat you know stereotypically speaking i know there's a ton of people out there who are okay with it but i think there's a lot more who are like looking looking looking looking looking looking um and and that i think is also part of you know when you get it it's like okay now i want

to live together i want to go on your trip and i want to be around and it's like sometimes it's cute sometimes it can be toxic i think sometimes it can be cute and like i just want to live together I want to go on your trip and I want to be around and it's like sometimes it's cute sometimes it can be toxic I think sometimes it can be cute and like I just want to be around you and hang out with you but it's like

you have to draw some of those lines I feel like you said earlier like I'm going to make an honest man out of you and you're like I don't even know

what that means and so I was thinking about that and I was like I think that's I think I'm more of the little shit in our relationship

like I no you definitely are way more of like the problem yeah I like how you said that like it was a surprise to us we know girl shit in our relationship. He's making an honest woman out of you. Way more of the problem. I like how you said that like it was a surprise to us. We know, girl. This might be a surprise to the listener,

but I think I'm more of the pain in the ass. I feel like they need like 10%. Guys need 10% of like, let's do a couple, please just put the laundry up. Or like, don't shit in your pants in front of me. Like, just barely 10%. But then the rest of it is like... I'm not giving up not giving up myself see the rest of it i think you gotta let guys because my hobby you're talking about my hobbies i know it's like we can't put you in a box or you

freak out yeah i mean but again also you're asking a tiger to change his stripes you're asking you know that's john to not shit his pants yeah i mean like like it there also is is such a difference of like, I'm going to, you know, maybe like help you get that job or like you need to lose some, like really lose some weight or something crazy like that where it's like, you know, we're going to get you out of bed before like noon and all this shit, right? Versus there are people who are like, they date one guy and they start dating one guy and they transform him into the one they want to date. We're going to change your clothes. We're going to change your hair. We're going to change where you go. And sometimes guys are so enamored or whipped or whatever. They're like, okay, yeah.

But that's when they lose their friends and they're like – Well, I'll say this too. Most of those guys need to dress better. If you're a guy who dresses good, she's going to start dressing like you. Dude, I used to even just – That's a good point. That's not a bad point. In most of my relationships,

it has come the other way. The other way. Good for you. You would motivate me. I would be like, oh, I gotta step it up. Yeah, yeah. I'm Jeff Gordon's

shirts in this house. I was also trying to make me a better person. I'd be like, bring it. Let's go. I'd be like, oh, sneakers again tonight, huh? Okay. Great.

Interesting. Are you doing the dunks? Yeah. Doing them again? I would throw on some heels. I'd be like, yeah. He looks nice. I love a guy to make me want to dress better.

To make me want to be better. Well, that's when they say you want to challenge know, you want to, like, challenge the person or whatever. Sometimes I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? I want to just, like, be happy and, like, be around someone while I'm happy. What are you talking about? Challenge me. Challenge, like.

But I do think it's, like, you know, you don't want to just be able to, like, live your laziest life and not get better. Yeah, yeah. You want them to have aspirations. Like, there's somebody you want to strive for. There's a fine line. Everything in moderation. Don't you think there's so many you want to strive for there's a fine line everything in moderation don't you think

there's so many people who are like alright I'm good I got this job or this girl this boy I'm set and it's like

maybe you should be like you know when you're single that's why also I think work everything's different when you are on your own

living your own life you're like it's a time thing because you have more free time but it's also just like you're hungry and you do it more and you're like fuck it i can go anywhere do anything and

then for good bad or otherwise reasons you just feel like okay now i'm dating someone i'm just gonna stop doing that shit it's like oh or you do it more yeah it depends i think that's situational because if you got a real ass kicker on one side that's gonna pull the other one with them that's a scenario too. Well, right, right, right. But, yeah, I guess I'm talking about the people who kind of pull it down or – Both of them, yeah. Hopefully you meet someone in the middle and you're like a normal couple. You're not like a freak type A maniac couple.

Challenge each other. Like I would like to challenge each other if like she like, I don't know, helped me do something emotionally. What? She comes home the next day and I'm just like in a one lit. Just like, all right. Let's wrestle today, man. and then what she comes home the next day and i'm just like in a one lit just like that's wrestling i did your thing now you're doing mine you know what i call a fucking relationship i didn't compromise now we have to wrestle and then we're gonna eat ice cream and then we're gonna be hard it's not gonna be hard but come on no try try

yeah see also that's the thing too like on, try. We're doing it my way. On a guy's trip, it's that famous meme of I wonder what he's thinking about. It's always something silly. You might be worried about hookers and drugs. In reality, it's like Feidelberg going best of seven in a wrestling match

with the next idiot in the crew. And then passing out drunk. Ladies, if you don't trust your man, fucking start dating a drunk. Pass out before he's drunk. He won't have the energy to do it. He is too drunk to upset you. Too drunk to disappoint.

He might have kissed somebody, but don't worry, his dick didn't get on. That's like a good, you know, like levels of drunk, and the top being, I am too drunk to disappoint my significant other. That's actually. That is a level that you want to achieve.

Yeah. I get a girlfriend and I give her like, you know how they have like the couple's dildos and fucking things. Yeah. You got one for Christmas, I bet. Yeah. I was like, I know. Like a double sided.

We talked about. No, no, no. We talked about it yesterday. We talked about Jessica Kirsten. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You did the program shit? Yeah. He can like control.

Did you do it? Yeah, I tried it. Did you one time or have you used it more than once control do you do it yeah i tried it did one time or i've used it more than once i've used it one time because it was fine but it's not like the best you don't want to like did you ever do like a programmed saved one no no so like i was explaining to our last guest like you can uh i take my phone turn it on link it up and then like swiping up and down the vibrator will like and i can do it like for five minutes ten minutes whatever and press like save and then it's stored in your vibrator and you can

like go on the road and press like you know the button twice and that's like kevin's uh i don't know what it's my first recipe that's why I wouldn't want I would never want to do that because she'd see like my fucking click game as a drunk high schooler doing donuts in the park I was going to say bro if you think

it's confusing when you're down there it's a lot worse when you're trying to translate on the screen of a phone I was just like drawing stars and shit circles, drawing little drawing stars and shit. Circles, drawing little doodles and shit. Did you just do the alphabet on my fucking... No, it was a pentagram. You need an exorcist with this.

So I said, it's a cool novelty, but I feel like people do it once. I did it once. I feel like someone's hyped. The funniest thing about the internet right now is everyone's like, every time Graham travels, he's gone

for eight days right now and surprisingly I'm not with him. And I was thinking that that would be cool if he could do something like that while he was gone,

but I didn't know you could save it. I'm pretty sure, yeah. I also think that there's a way you can connect to a breathalyzer.

And it's the same thing where it works on both ends. And once I hit like 1.15, it's like, all right, I can go to bed. He's not doing anything tonight. You really do have one? No.

Oh. No, but you guys have had... Wow. In high school, you guys had a breath riser that you fucked around with? Oh, I had a breath riser I fucked around with recently. In college, we decided we had to stop. And then I had one probably like two years ago.

Because people were like, let me see how I can go. One of you guys are going to end up fucking dead with like a.55 or something. Yeah, it was like, who's going to hire tonight? And it's like, guys, we need to fucking knock this off. That's kind of freaky. Yeah, it was. It was. It was higher than you would think.

Yeah. It is always higher than you think. I was like, no way. Like, I feel fine. Once I have one beer, I'm like, I'm not driving. Because it is apparently way easier than I think. Yeah, totally. Totally.

Although if we get DUIs, it's probably just funny at this point. Content. Like, yeah. I'm shocked when this company has died or gotten DUIs.

I am sure there is some pools out there. we have had DUIs in this company and we just don't know about it. Really? Like content people? Oh.

I'm sure. The business floor, there are a bunch of luscious people. But I mean the... There's a couple of murderers up there, I bet. Yes. I think if a content Person got DUI

We'd know about it I think so I think depending Maybe when they were younger But at least While they were working I think depending On who it is too

Like if I was If I was single And like no kids And shit I would probably be like Here's my mugshot I'd probably slap my mugshot On a t-shirt

And all that shit Yeah yeah yeah But with kids And family You haven't done that At this company No I don't think You can do that You guys Didn't we talk about You guys need a mugshot on a t-shirt and all that shit but with kids and family you haven't done that at this company no I don't think you can do that

you guys need mugshot did I talk to you about this no you guys need mugshot merch for sure that would crush you have to get a mugshot first

that's not what I'm saying get arrested for real arrested go on a guy's trip and like fucking do something crazy just handcuff yourself okay

that's what he did one night in the clink you're fucking fine yeah and then you get like a good immortal immediately he would bail on a Friday That's what he did. That's what he has to say. One night in the clink, you're fucking fine. Yeah, and then you get like a good, immortal... Can you roll grandma's out immediately?

He would lie, yeah. Don't go... He would bail, but... Go on a Friday, right? Go earlier than... No, Friday, yeah, Friday you're really fucked, but we weren't there on Friday. We were stuck there all week.

Like, early in the day. Get arrested, like, in the morning. Right. Because we got arrested at like 3 p.m. Maybe it was like 2, and by the time we got, like, fucked up your processing, it was like 4,

and they were like, we're not going to get you out tonight because it was too late. Right. Like a Tuesday or something or a Wednesday Friday you stay through to Monday you definitely don't want to do it Friday but even on a regular day

stay on I've been arrested on Fridays and Saturdays and I've gotten out before on Saturday? How many times have you been arrested? I've been arrested 4 times but like

one was a joke for work 3 were underage drinking before I was 18 those are a lesson would we be okay though? like would we we'd be fine yes we could hold our own in there no like oh nothing happens it's like you're in a holding cell you're not in like a fucking you're not in prison you're in jail okay yeah i don't know about prison for you girls i would die immediately i i really don't know

what happens in lady prison you guys would probably get beat up a little bit but like i don't know maybe we in lady prison. You guys would probably get beat up a little bit, but like, I don't know. Maybe we could go to guys prison. That was great. I honestly would walk out of the room if I were you. I'd be like, I'm done. Thank you. Good night.

We're good. That'd be great. Imagine some guys in prison. Fuck. We're all in a guy cell. Come on. We're doing push-ups and jerking off and shit. You're ruining the time.

The last thing I will say about if you are thinking about crashing any of these trips is it's not about you. I think the answer I had in that clip, if you guys were those girls for real. We didn't listen to your clip. The mere fact of you, a girl being like, I don't get why this is an issue is why it's an issue. That I agree with. Because you just don't get it.

You're not putting yourself in other people's shoes and shit. Because even if you are cool and you paid for everything and blah, blah, blah, if there's other guys on the trip who are like, I feel weird and I know you're cool, but I don't want to like clown about my wife because you might talk about her or whatever. It's like other people are going to be different. The best stories are like the old fucking hookup stories. And you can't tell any of those. Right.

Right. Or like the time where it's like, dude, remember that time we were in New Orleans? And like, be it the husband or whoever. And you're like, you fucked off. You disappeared for like 12 hours. Yeah, no one knows what happened. And he's like, I was so drunk I was in a gutter. Where were you for 12 hours? And it's was so drunk, I was in a gutter. Where were you for 12 hours?

And it's like, oh, I didn't know this story. The friends deserve a break too from a girl, I guess. I wasn't even thinking about the friends' feelings of the guys. No, fully.

They deserve a break from the girls and the girlfriends. Because they're probably like, I feel like a break makes it sound like it's almost like if one girl comes,

they all come. They all, if one's comes, they all come. If one's there, you're all there. Yes, and I agree, too. Anything that was said on the trip, I got to take with me to the grave. But you can't. No, I fully could. I think maybe, I'm not saying you would go run and snitch to girls, but you know these things now.

And it's like the next time, if something crazy came up, the next time you're fighting with Graham or talking with Graham, it's in there somewhere. You can't men in black yourself. It's almost like you don't want to know. You do not want to know. It's plausible deniability. You want to know the fucking details. Not even plausible deniability. It's like you're talking about, I don't even want access to this weapon.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should have thought about why. That's so true. I didn't even think about that. And this wasn't – I don't think this was technically, I didn't go on a guy's trip, right? That's not,

it's the birthday trip. Yeah, like I said, you're like, mostly exonerated, I think, right? I would say so. I mean,

it is, 75%? If you already had your ticket, if all the girls were like, I can't go, and you're like, I'm gonna buy a ticket. If one bailed 24 hours before,

that's different. Yeah. But if I was, if a girl, if my girlfriend was to buy a ticket. If one bailed like 24 hours before, that's different. Yeah. But if, if like, if, if I was, if a girl, if my girlfriend was going on,

but also the fact that she staunchly was like, um, okay, I'm not going. And he was like, stop being ridiculous. Yeah. But I just hope that came to a place of like,

I genuinely mean it and not like, I have to say this, you know what I mean? I don't think he, there's no, but you said you're, he has a tendency to be like, shut the fuck up.

Right. Like put you in your place. So then if he's like that natural like for real and you were very much like no i'm not gonna go and he insisted that i think you're in the clear in that specific instance i just don't know how often that setup happens in most relationships with each other like if one of you doesn't want you to go you'll just say it i didn't want to go like i was like i don't want to go Yeah But then he's like It's my birthday But that Yeah I mean

Yeah I was like I really don't want to go You're in love And all that shit You're married Whatever You want to spend Each other's birthdays

Like that's I think that's pretty fair Yeah But So if We haven't gone on the trip yet And I was sitting in here Asking you for advice

Would you advise me To go or not go I'd advise you To do whatever you think Your husband genuinely Wants you to do But I, would you advise me to go or not go? I'd advise you to do whatever you think your husband genuinely wants you to do. But I would ask you to say to yourself first, what does he genuinely mean? And if it is, like we just said...

Well, yeah. What? Did you just say, listen to your husband? Yeah. Whatever he says goes. And then you get back in the basement and chain yourself to the radiator. As long as you stay in the kitchen the whole time it's fine sandwich if it was yeah i would i would advise

just do whatever the person who's tripping is what their wishes are and but like if it was if it was like reverse and it was a girl and she's like i'm going with the girls but like all the boys were invited and i'm like all right word i'm in and then all the boys bailed and I'm like, alright, we're in. And then all the boys bailed. I'd be like, I'm out. One time I got kind of duped into a girl's trip. It's also a me thing. I don't think it's irrational to go.

I don't know. I'm starting to feel like I shouldn't have gone. Like, for real. For the sake of the other guys. I saw that text message that you posted. Oh yeah, what's Q2? I know what Q2 is in theory. Do you guys go by quarterly? You have quarterly meetings?

No. Well, he is... I didn't see this Q2 part. I missed it. You're kidding. What? I didn't even know what that meant. But you'll say, are we going to go away in Q2?

In your relationship? He's talking like... Q2 meeting because they own a company. I know that, but why were you... Oh, you're blue? Yeah. Why would you be in a meeting? Sometimes I will jump on a Zoom

just to know things. My mom's not at my dad's fucking meetings. It's both of us. Do you guys own a company? Is this private? Are you not supposed to talk about this? Are you serious? I did not notice

no not that this would be like overall finances you work? no no it was like an overarching finance report on an investment we had made was what he was referencing and I knew he had all those meetings that day

I thought you were talking like your home finances and you were calling that no no no I was like god damn that's a different tax bracket I thought we were thunders quarterly meeting I was like oh yeah home finances and you were calling that no no no i was like god damn that's a different tax bracket why wouldn't you join if you if yeah if you're like you know we gotta we're gonna add a second car payment in q2 do you want to jump on that zoom or not yeah no that would be

totally crazy um i posted that more so to say he just didn't give a fuck about my guy's trip saga on twitter yeah that is so funny when you're talking to a friend or a significant other who doesn't live in our world and they're like, I don't know what you're talking about. He's like, huh? Well, so was that what was going on?

So this exchange here, and by the way, so he was hopping on a meeting about the Thunder and you just asked if you wanted to pop in? No, that was about a peanut butter and jelly thing.

Got it, got it, got it. Okay, got it. Literally. You made it more confusing. I know. So you guys, does was about peanut butter and jelly thing. You made it more confusing somehow. I know. Does Graham own peanut butter and jelly? Is that where the real money came from? I invented peanut butter and jelly.

I bought the thunder with it. I got that peanut butter and jelly money. What do you do for PB&Js? I'll tell you what. My PB&J has lately been hitting it. How much PB you go to J? That's the one Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse, right?

You can't get the Hawaiian The Hawaiian's too soft Yeah, I agree with that But the farm stand Farmhouse is like Thick Like rubbery It's weird

I'm like It almost feels like this is not natural But I don't give a fuck It tastes delicious How much PB are you going to J? Are you doing just a Like a little smear of J? Or are you putting clumps on? No, I'm saying it's a lot of both.

Okay. Are you going 50-50? 175 to 1. 1.75 to 1. Okay. So there's a lot of both. So give me fingers. How much peanut butter?

And then how much jelly? Less. Yeah, I'm with you on that. I know. That makes sense to me. Is that 60-40? Also, by the way, I don't use jelly. Your boy doesn't use jelly.

Yeah, sometimes I'll just go raw dog peanut butter. No, no, no, no, no. Preserves. Correct. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Fair. He's so bougie. He's so annoying.

Apricot preserves for me. We do preserves in this house. Like, give me Welch's. Raspberry with a crunch. I want Welch's purple goo. I don't even know for me. We do preserves in this house. Like, give me Welch's. Raspberry with a crunch. I want Welch's purple goo. I don't even know if it is jelly or where it came from. Bro, if you're getting fucking, if you're having jelly or jam on your PB&J, you're just not doing it right.

And all respect to Miss PB&J. I'm bringing you guys some. Are you, are you, what peanut butter are you using? Are you using, like, organic? No. So you're using the fake peanut butter, but the real. I don't give a shit about the health reasons. It just tastes better.

But I'm saying, but I'm saying you're, you're using like the peanut butter and then like choosy mom's choosy. It's not people with a brain juice. Skippy. Crunchy or smooth. Smooth. Uh, but I don't, I don't dislike either. I accidentally got crunchy the other day and I have no problem using that.

It's fine. But the point of it, when you have the soft white bread and the smooth... It's got some crunch in there. It's like having a girl on your guy's trip. It just doesn't work. Are you Skippy or Jiffy? I'm Skippy.

I think Jif. Skippy to me... That's crazy. You're crazy. You're fighting a battle for Hunt's ketchup right now. Yes. I haven crazy. No, you're crazy. You're almost like, you're fighting a battle for Hunt's ketchup right now. You guys are all just puppets who have been brainwashed by the

choosy moms choose Jif. Skippy, I actually think that Skippy is like too good. I think it's like sugar. When they went on recall, I went to Peter Pan peanut butter because I hate Skippy that much. Peter Pan's way better than Skippy. If we blindfolded you and hooked you up to a lie detector,

you don't actually like Skippy. You don't even know the difference. I actually probably don't know the difference, to be honest. Do you guys really think you'd taste that big of a difference? Yes, 100%. Skippy has no flavor. Skippy has no flavor. You have no flavor.

You have no flavor. I would probably imagine they both taste the same to me. I don't want to do it. I've had both, but I'm grabbing Skippy every time. Jiffy. The best. It's Jiff. It's not even Jiffy.

You don't even know the name of your peanut butter. I think it's Jiffy. No. It's just J-I-F. It's for sure, Jiff. It's Choosy Mom's Choose Jiff. Jiffy. You're thinking of Jiffy Lube.

I think so. No matter what brand you have, when you have a fresh, the first scoop. Oh, that's the best thing in the world. Oh my God. I want to put my dick in it afterwards. It's so perfect. Okay, it is Jif.

Oh yeah, that was like, you didn't have to look that up. I could have done, you could have said, you could have said like, there's a gun to your head and your life is online. Jif or Jif.

No hesitation. I'll take a step. No hesitation. I'm getting confused with the Skippy. Skippy, yeah. I also saw a Y at the end of it. Imagine if it was Skip. Yeah, you're thinking of Skippy.

Yeah, or Jiffy Lube. Imagine if it was Skip and Jiffy. No, no. Skippy and Jiff. I think you need a good amount of, if you do do jelly, because sometimes you just raw dog with peanut butter. I like that. I think if you do do jelly, I like a little bit of jelly.

Just a little bit. Some people put just, where it's almost like your bread just turns purple instead of having some jelly on there. You know what I mean? Yeah, well you gotta do it the Belichick way. What does that mean? The BB, PB, and J is he does peanut butter on both sides. That way the jelly doesn't seep through. Genius. Both sides of

the bread? Both breads. On the inside though. Yeah. It almost seals around it. I also, I will go triple decker and throw a third slice of bread in there. Oh. Really? Just carve it up. I've done that before, triple decker and throw a third slice of bread in there. Oh. Really? Just carve it up. I've done that before, but only when I'm- It's like a club sandwich, but with peanut butter.

So do you PB&J bread PB&J or PB bread J? I will do like- Fluffernutter on top. With the jelly? That would be good. Preserved? Yeah. I tried Fluffernutter for the first time about a week ago, and I'm not a fan.

Yeah, and I've never had it. I don't think you've ever tried it. I can see that. It's not. At this stage, if you're not, you know what I mean? Like, old dog new tricks. I don't think I've ever tried it. I can see that. It's not. At this stage, if you're not, you know what I mean, like old dog new tricks, I can't do it.

Probably once every five years I have fluff now because it is. It's like melted marshmallow, right? It's a thousand grams of sugar. It hurts your head.

Wait, remember the peanut butter and jelly that was in the same two or the same? Yes. I remember Smuckers. That's still out there.

Smuckers. That's still out there. Isn't it called like Goober or something like that? It's not good, but it's also convenient. I bet you there's a lot of people out there who buy that. Scoop it all over. How about this for a stupid thing?

I want your opinion on this. When I think of peanut butter, I don't think of it as like butter that is peanut flavored. I think of it as its own thing. It's not butter. I mean, it's

peanut butter. You know what I mean? I guess it's peanuts in butter form. It's like we used to have this butter and now we're making it a peanut version of it. Do you know where mustard comes from? I've never thought about that. I never knew that either. They're called mustard seeds, so I figured that's what made mustard. What about mustard gas, then?

Yeah. Actually, I'll be honest. The only reason I knew that is because I used to have a gym teacher who used to yell at us and say that we have balls the size of mustard seeds. Are they seeds big? No, no. They are. I'm about this big. You big? They are. I think

when you almost see... Imagine if a mustard seed was just the size of a clementine. You'd smash it up and eat tons and tons of mustard. Are they humongous seeds? They're how Jack and the Beanstalk are. Are you yellow or brown mustard? Yellow.

John's good, though. Or honey mustard. That's a good example no honey butter that's another thing oh honey butter honey butter so all right so i think of honey butter i've never heard of honey butter but if i were to if i were to have it i would think that that someone took like a stick of butter and then put honey into it that's what i think of peanut butter as its own creation i agree shouldn't those kind of be the same like we took butter and made it peanuts. No, I think you might be right.

No, that's interesting. I never thought of it. It's an unsolved. I think of it as its own separate thing. Like if it was just called like peanut spread or something, that's what I think of it as. I don't think of it as peanut flavored butter. That's true.

The butter part's weird. Yeah. Is it the consistency I wonder? Because I think there's other butters out there, right? Nut butter. Almond butter. Yeah, those are made just from those things. Pureed but other butters.

I guess it's like, does butter just mean something creamy that you spread, or does butter mean it's butter? Oh my god! What? Is there butter in peanut butter? No, there's no butter in peanut butter. That's just pureed peanuts, literally, and it's pure form, like same with almond and cashew. You just whip it until it becomes soft, like a cream?

What's that butter then? Is butter a saying for, is butter something else besides butter? That's what I mean. Like Kleenex or Chapstick. Yes, like we're using them as a verb. A noun. Because there's brands. A noun, a pronoun.

A common noun and a proper noun. I'm doing that literally with my daughter right now. What does it mean, butter brands? The Amish churned butter. Right. Like that butter's not something. Right. That was just nail-biting shit. They weren't branding that literally with my daughter right now. What does it mean, butter brands? The Amish churned butter. Butter's not something. We're using butter as butter.

We're Amish, and we're churning the big bucket. The big barrel. And then we put peanuts in. Does that create peanut butter? No. As we know it. That's just peanut-flavored butter? Yes. That's different from peanut butter. Peanut-'s what i think the question peanut flavored butter is different than peanut butter what's the starter for butter butter that's the question what is that

what's butter that's like milk and you whip up until it becomes and salt so it's technically milk butter it's entirely milk like cream is butter milk spread is butter we're using butter wrong yeah we're using butter too broadly broadly yeah wow speaking of broadly you broads are just fucking still just out here lighting the internet on fire huh our one year is monday oh yeah yeah congratulations on being dumb on the internet for a year photoshop wrath of last oh yes i forgot god you guys are so lucky why that happened oh we are we are we are it's so funny what it takes like that's why when sometimes when people like um how do i do this i'm like i don't know man like do you like be like have a

blog or a video series or a an account and then get lucky i asked you that once like like recently i get a christmas over christmas like a cocktail party and they're like oh our son wants to like get into that industry you can't he won't don't do it I was like just like the most bullshit I was like always have a notebook and like

just like write every day and like I was like this is like I think the one thing you can say is be

have something that is like prepared and ready for when you get lucky like if all that happened and you guys like we didn't prepare for this though but we were ready to take it you were doing videos you were growing your accounts you whatever you were trying to

start other shows and then you were like let's do it if you guys were just like sitting on your ass you'd be like well okay like also you could try a ton of different things to see like what sticks totally yes yes yeah even once we started yeah i think that that's the only thing you can control is like that once we do get our break, we know how to podcast or we know how to cover it or whatever, you know. But yeah, like how lucky that you guys, that that girl sucks and everyone was on your side and Dave was stupid on her side. So you guys were able to like go to war with Dave but be right. That's very rare. Usually Dave does not go all in unless he is he knows the facts and he's right that's why it's like unbeatable because he's like

if he's not right he doesn't fight and when he does fight he wins but i think he just did not know like everybody's like that girl sucks dude it's also very funny in hindsight some of the things that have transpired and are allowed here, but this got labeled as mean. You know? We're nice. Company emails being like, we don't like this sort of behavior, but all this other shit that went on, that's fine. But, best thing that ever happened. I know.

We're very thankful. I can't believe tomorrow was the day, though. That's crazy. One year flies. No, it's today, because this podcast comes out tomorrow. Yeah, this will be out on Thursday. No, wait, it's Monday, you said, so this comes out tomorrow yeah this will be out today no wait it's Monday you said so this comes out on Thursday

no but the wrath was on the 25th so technically tomorrow yesterday I called the wrath the wrath you called that I don't know if it was like the no I just

it was the wrath the wrath like that so yeah yesterday that is some dramatic ass shit yeah it was a dramatic day

that day wasn't that dramatic it was like something that happened. I don't even remember. I think I blocked it out. Monday, though, is the one year of the podcast starting. Very nice. Congratulations. Thanks, guys.

And so next guy trip, what are you going to do? Vegas. No, we're going to Miami. No, you're supposed to say I'm not going to go. You dumb bitches. Stay at home. She said Miami. She said Vegas.

The answer was no. I mean, we'll never be on a guy's trip. We don't know. We'll be at home she said Miami she said Vegas the answer was no I mean there will never be on a guy's trip we don't know we'll be at home we'll be high-fiving them from the door

you know what it should happen is like much like Bachelor and Bachelorette there should always be planned and offsetting guy and girl trips

there are and I don't go on them what you mean in relationships yes like if we're gonna have a guy trip,

let's fucking have the girls plan one at the same time so that they're occupied, and they're doing weird shit too, and nobody's sitting around thinking what the other person's doing the whole time, and then we get it out of our system, and then we come back. I have a question for you.

Are you always friends with your significant other's wives or girlfriends? Could be separate, though. Separate groups. Oh, I like like I guess the bachelor bachelorette ideally it would be like everybody you

know all the couples like line up or whatever but it's like if you can do that though yeah we own girls trips all the time yeah I think that you should make

trying to do those trips priority in your life if you're oh yeah yeah I mean my favorite thing in life was getting beach houses and then a MLK house like every year.

And that just stays off. It's like, fuck, I wish we kept on doing that forever and ever and ever. You and the boys. Actually, we used to do like everybody. So I'm cool with that. I'm cool with either like all the couples go. Yeah. Or like if it's a bachelor party, like it's just guys.

My dream is a full blown couples trip where everyone's friends. Yeah. Yeah. I actually – we used to do that so often. I wish – we would get a share house down at the beach and we would all be there. And it would be very fun, really fun, my favorite memories. But then there would be like the meathead house where it was just like a fucking sex dungeon and a raging party for the summer. And we were always like, we're going to go back home and like barbecue with the girls. And it was like,

you know, I actually really enjoyed it. And I'm more of that person, but I wish like one summer we were just like, no girls allowed, you know, password to get in. And we were just like lift weights and fucking eat peanut butter and fuck chicks all summer.

I think you should do it all. Do it all. Girls trips are the best. I feel like girls trips low-key get more crazy than the guy trips. We don't know. I've never been on a guy's trip. Good answer. I also feel like girls will be more quick.

If a guy comes on a girl's trip, to his face, I think they'll be like, get the fuck out of here. Yes. Whereas the guys will be like, oh, we're so great to see you, Alex. But I think it's easier to transform a guy into a girl for a girls trip than the girl to transform into a guy sometimes. I feel like it's easy to make. We could make you turn into one of the girls. I went one time to Boston where it was not a girls trip, but it was like, I'm going to Boston to see my friends. Do you want to come? And I was like, yeah, to boston to see my friends i'm do you want to come and i

was like yeah cool and i just totally assumed there was boyfriends and a mixed company and it was just like five girls and you know what the fuck and then so that's the other thing once you're there you're just like well we can all like be adults about this and don't have to be like but did you go home um yeah it was great yeah see it's, it's fun. It's fun hanging out with the girls. We're a good time. Girls are, yeah, both, you know. Yeah, you liked it. You guys are like, you liked it. Shut up, you liked it. It's fun.

You guys are, you know, kind of funny. It depends. I mean, we all know a crew of guys are the funniest thing in the world, you know? No, I was going to say objectively speaking, guys are... Funny. They're fun. Maybe more fun.

Fully. Hanging out with all guys is a blast. Come on. But I will say, I have a bunch of girlfriends. It's because we're stupid. Yeah, we're like dummies.

It's not fucking comedic art that's taking place. No. It's going to be funny. Last time we were all hanging out, there was a couple girls going to be funny. Last time we were all hanging out. There was a couple girls here for this, but last time we were all hanging out, his brother grabbed a fucking huge cicada and ate it.

No. That's not happening on a girl's show, too. And I was like, yeah. I was like, that is amazing. Could you imagine if we were sitting around and Jordan just started eating bugs? Never. If there was a cockroach and Jordan was like, you know that shit?

What were you saying? I will never forget it. It was thick and it was juicy and he went, because you guys have this light and then they all go to this light, so he grabbed it off it and he went like that and I thought it was a magic trick, like sleight of hand and then it was not.

It was in his mouth. Because we all went oh shit that's why it was our it was our punishment and beer pong we were younger right if your team lost you had to suck a moth so we call it sucking moths yeah and benny gotta go suck it some moths benny thought he sucked them off benny benny caught a big bird. He was kind of like, mm-hmm. And I was like, how was that?

He was like, it was bigger than I thought. Now, as I say this, though, I think there was wives and girlfriends around. He just eats them off no matter what. But, you know,

that's the kind of shit we're looking for. No, guys are fun. The guys are a blast. You get to turn your brain off when you're with a group of guys. You're not. You're just like, mm.

That's both the meanest and nicest thing ever. Yeah. think you got i gotta like ratchet my brain up if i'm around the girl like wait so who's who's dating what and okay they work there no i can't keep up with all the fucking cast of characters i actually do and i actually have my and this is a me problem because like i have my boys do it now too where like i'll get a text before i get to a bar or dinner party it's like here's the people you've met. Yeah, smart. Which is like the most –

Do not introduce yourself to the girl with the brown hair. Do not say – Yeah, it's dope. I love that. That's a good friend. Good idea. You know what? That's the kind of shit that I think I'll make an honest man out of you is like I'll make sure that you RSVP to weddings.

We'll bring Sunblock to the beach. I'll tell you who everybody's name is before we you know meet somebody just so you're not like a savage yeah not like you need to call me

and like not that not that shit it's just like so you don't embarrass yourself when you like introduce yourself to someone for the fifth time

you turn your brain off every time you walk in that's what it is like girls would be like boom turn your brain off here's a couple things or you could talk to like I'll do this

I'll be like you could talk toand-so's husband about XYZ because you have this in common. You're welcome. Go talk. Great. There you go. Little Cliff Notes for life. Can you introduce us? We've met 12 times.

You want me to go up to him? I'm nervous. I don't want to. Yeah, but that's also because we're chicks. Maybe we shouldn't be talking about this. All right, let's go get some mimosas, girls. Girls trip. All right, everybody go watch Mean Girls Pod and follow its Mean Girl Pod on social.

Yeah, just Mean Girl Pod. That's the one. And Jordan with a Y, Alex with an A and an X. Alex with a J. Yeah, Alex with a J. All right, girls, thank you. Thank you, guys. Thank you. an A an A and an X yeah alright girls thank you thank you guys

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