KFC Radio - Mexico Unveiled Alien Mummies - Full Episode

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. But, like, however long your back skin is. How many inches of slack do I have on my back skin is the question. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Mexico unveiled aliens. Mexico said, fuck it. We're going first to market.

We don't care if it's ready. We don't care if it's good. Just get a box. Throw them in there. Open up the top. It's like a goddamn museum exhibit, John. It's like they had an open casket wake. They were just like, here it is.

You haven't seen it yet. I obviously saw the news i was like not gonna watch it gonna watch it live um before we watch give your thoughts going in this is the most racist i've ever been like mexico brother can i let me let me wait hold that thought hold that thought let me play you want me to believe Mexico? Can I play you the end of my one-minute video? If you're skeptical on this one, I'll say 70% chance it's fake, 30% it's real, and that's only because it's coming from Mexico. Or Japan that said they recovered the aliens.

I would believe them. You know, if one of these fucking nations that are leading the league in education and science and all that stuff, if they said they had aliens, Mexico. Look, man. Mexico? Everyone's leaving Mexico. Why would the aliens go to Mexico? Well, now. But now you start to present.

What's why everyone's leaving? What are fucking aliens down here? It could be why they're leaving. It could be like, listen, we have vast open space. No one's here. Maybe there is a reason. I'm more saying... Caravans. Gotta get the fuck out of here.

Fucking alien. Now, I guess it does make sense if you believe in the Roswell, New Mexico, that's the area. My thing is not necessarily the geographical area. I'm just like, Mexico ain't the...

Like, let's say they did crash. We would swoop in. Or like, you know, the fucking United Nations. Okay, hand it over. You know what I mean? Like, if the cartels were like, we got the aliens, I would believe it. The Mexican government is like, you guys don't even know anything. We know who runs your country.

It's fucking Escobar. So the fact that like – I've seen Sicario. You asked for our help. Come on. Exactly. I think they said this was their – they have like an alien summit or something like that. And I was like, again, Mexico?

So that is – I don't want to be this way. But when I first read it, I was like, Mexico's the first one? So, okay, that was my first inkling, so we're on the same page. Then I saw the alien, and that – so let's just – let's play it for John, and we'll see where it goes from there. Oh, come on, dude. That's it? It's fucking, it literally looks like E.T.

That's the fucking alien? They were like, let's just make E.T. There's no, like, what's the level of, I mean, come on. Yeah, it was a little disappointing. The fact that it's in. But I guess the only thing. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's the one. It's literally... This is why, dude. Yeah, this is Mexico. This is why no one believes anyone. It's like we can't be fucking having Senate hearings and showing me this. Well, listen, it's not a Senate hearing. This is just some fucking people in Mexico on a live stream. Oh.

Oh, this is like Mexican government. I mean, it is. But again, it's the Mexican government. Yeah. Look, whatever respect I had for like Mexican government. I mean, it is. But again, it's the Mexican government. Yeah. It's at least look, look, whatever respect I had for the Mexican government is gone. Like that's gone. Can you go back to the article?

Let's see what body. Oh, I was prepared. I was fucking being like, I'm sorry, Mexico. But this is what my gut said. You guys, this is my fault. I apologize. I need to change my ways. No. And then it's like, guess what, gut?

You nailed it. You were right about the Mexicans. Guess what, gut? UFO expert. And now, listen, you know me. I want to believe. So I was like, whatever they show here, I'm down. I'm riding.

And then I was like, except for that. Except for that. I mean, it's – Spielberg would be like, hmm. Now, you know what is funny those guys when i was reading you know some more legitimate literature on this sort of stuff there is a thought that like uh some of the shit portrayed in hollywood is like you know rich people like who are powerful kind of run in circles where there is like six degrees of separation where it's like we heard that, you know, the guy in the government who is what they look like or whatever. So there's this thought that, like, some of the shit you see in pop culture is what they will end up looking like but not fucking –

I also disagree with that strongly. What's up, baldhead? Baldhead Paul? I just – like, how – how let me just quick sidebar how is the internet gonna be the internet if you just get sued for posting everything that's in the news like everyone's just getting dmca'd and everyone's getting sued like not everyone but like companies i guess it's like i i don't know. We can't do this job, man. We can't do the job.

I mean, like, it's kind of what happened. I'm sure newspapers used to do the same. Oh, well, we'll be all right. I guess so. I feel like it's going the opposite way. The, um... You don't think that Hollywood has any sort of, like... Well, no, just because, like, it's the fucking art designer who does it.

They're not running in these fucking circles. The head of the studio. The head of the studio is not giving the art designer, being like, I don't like that alien. You don't think so? No. Oh, I think so. The head of the studio? Maybe the director has to be put.

Yeah, but I think. But 90% of movies, the director's not Spielberg. 99% of the movies, the director's some new guy. Like, all, like, they're not, like. Right, right, right. But Spielberg did E.T. He wasn't fucking. I think that was Spielberg. But when, like, they're not that yet. They're not like Right When Spielberg did E.T. He wasn't fucking I think that was Spielberg

But when Like they're not That yet They're that Yeah When they're making the movie Yeah yeah yeah Um

I mean You just needed I don't know When I see like an octopus I'm like yo That's what aliens Probably look like. Like a fucking weird...

You know, like the thought of like it's going to have two legs and two arms and a head and like... We don't even know that. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I would guess that like deep sea creatures have a pretty... On those art designers have a pretty significant influence on their aliens. I mean, they're pretty similar. They look alike.

Yeah. But I wonder if the same way that there's those things on this planet and then us on this planet, if there is other life, if it would be like that. Oh, yeah, we got weird shit, too. But we also just have feet and hands and eyes and noses and shit. It's like they might even have a nose. They might not smell anything. Who knows?

But that was underwhelming. That was incredible. I mean, that was the official Mexican government. This is what I mean when I said they just went to market first. They were just like, fuck it. We're just going to get the headlines. And then everyone's going to look at it and go, oh, never mind. Yeah.

But, hey, we got our attention. No, it was Congress. It was Congress. Mexico's Congress. But, again. I mean, that's. It was like. Masan has

previously been associated with claims of discoveries that have later been debunked so this guy's already a hack so it's like

this is just this is just this is bullshit and I feel like I mean I did say it was 70% fake so as a newsman I can still maintain

my integrity um but this is the problem and i bet there are legitimate like like the whistleblower in congress in american congress is probably like shut the fuck up it's like when you're on the same side as native an argument i don't want you you're not helping the cause this is like when uh that person joined b22 with me too with aziz and because everyone was like you just sucked that guy's dick. Everyone was like, all this news is coming out.

Everyone was like, this is not good. I believe you. You're right. 100%. Things got to change. And then this person was like, all right. Never mind. Now we're getting ridiculous.

Now we're getting ridiculous here. Aziz Azari. Really? Aziz. This is. The fact that they put him on the pillow is so funny. Bro, it looks like when the pope dies. Yeah, yeah.

The Museum of Death. That's what it looked like. Yeah. Yeah, it did. But, okay, here's a question. It's kind of hard to describe, I guess, but what would have – what would you have been like? Like if it looked like Independence Day aliens what would you have been like? Like, if it looked like Independence Day aliens, would you have been like? Okay. If it was like a silver or

an iridescent, like, what would make you be like, okay? I was, I came here fully prepared to be like. Really? Okay. Because, like, I, again, Because you're pretty skeptical on all this kind of shit. I'm not skeptical, it's like, people keep telling me, and I just keep going, alright. And so i was ready to go like by the way that right there

aliens whatever you want to apply to that's life people keep telling me and i just go all right that's john's life um the the it keeps getting and i was just ready to be like yeah i you got you told me a million times and i've said It's like someone keeps reminding you of something. I got it. Yeah. I got it. Understood. What do we talk about next?

Right, right, right, right, right. But if there was an actual body, that would be very different. That's what people said about the UFOs. Well, I do think it's different. But I think if there was – I'm sure that 99% of people, it would be. I would be shocked if I'm like, well, this is a change. Oh, you're not going to, like, change anything.

I don't even mean, like, okay, now. Now it's different. I think, like, I think I just accept it. And... Like, so if you, like, saw with your own eyes, own eyes or we had like full blown news footage of like a fucking. Crashes. And then like, there's someone on the scene with a camera and they open up a door. There's a fucking like dead alien in there.

You would just be like, okay. They're real. And that's it. I think so. Perhaps alive and being like – Communicating or trying to – Communicating. That might be –

Like if they walk out and they're just like clicking, making clicking noises or some shit or beep-boop-bop-bop-bop. And you're just like – I still might – like part of me is still going like, that's crazy. I'm not saying it out of like – like I don't know what I would do differently. I'd be like, all right, we got the podcast in an hour. I would – Like what could you change? What do you do? I mean it's all we would do differently. I'd be like, all right, we got the podcast in an hour. I would. What could you change? What do you do?

I mean, it's all we would talk about, but it like – I don't think it would be. I think if there was a talking – a living alien, I think that would dominate. It would for sure have a new cycle. But then we'd be like, it's Monday Night Football tonight or whatever. You're like, what can we do? What do I do? Yeah.

I mean, it would have crazy implications for important people. But the average person, it's like, I got back to school tonight, so I got to go fucking sit in the tiny chairs. There are aliens in Mexico. There are lions in Africa. Yeah. What the fuck does that have to do with it? They got those panda bears in China. I don't know. Those are cool.

They got shit that eats people all over the place. Is it in my apartment? All right. That is the bigger, like, every, that's what I think about politics all the time. I'm like, does this change your everyday life? Absolutely not. And there are people like, well, they do because they have laws. I'm like, you don't even follow the laws.

Shut the fuck up. But, yeah, I mean, it would be – I would probably – if that happened, I'm probably leaving this podcast and doing an Aliens-only podcast. That's fair. Because I can't talk about other things. Like I don't care about Aaron Rodgers' Achilles anymore if there's a communicating other life form. I'm going to be talking about that explicitly from now on forever and to all of it. Yeah. Because I do find that – I find that – I're you're a big sci-fi guy so make sense

and i watched arrival recently and i was like what would i because like that was kind of arrival yeah what i was saying is like they landed they communicated and i'd be like i said what would i do here i don't think i have i don't think i have a choice i think i have to just do my life yeah yeah but but from uh like uh just uh what you're interested in and talking about stuff i think it's fascinating from a point of view of like let's run through religion let's run through politics let's run through everything where it's like what what does this mean for everything that we once thought was true or well we're gonna do this differently or i think that's what i don't believe the things it's disproving yeah yeah my worldview is not being

shaken i'm like yeah i thought that was bullshit but i'm interested in like having those conversations like with those people and being like what now yeah because yeah we didn't we we had brains already right but you guys are now figuring out that you didn't have a brain for the last 2 000 years what do you think that's the kind of stuff that interests me that goal post would get moved pretty fast what was it angels and demons they already do

some of these stories in the bible are like which to be fair to them I'll admit the bible never says anything about other planets it just talks about how life on earth was formed it It just talks about how life on Earth was formed. It didn't say about how life on Mars was formed. It didn't say.

I don't think it said it didn't exist. Have you ever watched Ancient Aliens on the history channel? I mean, there's just some compelling shit when you're like, like when you read some of the stories in the Bible or like old accounts and pictures on cave walls and stuff, and it's like bright lights in the bible or like old accounts and pictures on cave walls and stuff and it's like bright lights in the sky or like a uh this you know amorphous being or whatever it's like i mean if you were you know a primitive human and like aliens or that's probably what it would sound like yeah you know what i mean like even and things even like more realistic things like the great

flood it's like yeah they in in the beginning the first time there was like a fucking tsunami they were probably like what the some like power must have just wiped us out it's like no there's just like the fucking waves and shit but but some of that stuff where it's like this if you just look at it like this account or this picture or this story from the view of like that sounds like a fucking ship coming down to the ground, you know? So there is some weird stuff that's like super, super primitive, long, long, thousands and thousands and thousands of years before Christ. And there's like a picture, and it looks like a fucking spaceship.

And it's like, well, how would you even? These people are like doing sticks and stones, but there's like a thing that looks like an aircraft. Yeah. They wouldn't even have like the – they would never have seen anything like that to even come up with it. But anyway. The – E.T. ain't it. I said this on the dozen, and I think it encapsulates my understanding and acceptance of aliens,

and I think it makes 100% perfect sense. Aliens are like South Dakotans, where I believe they exist. I've never seen one. I've never seen one. And if someone was like, no dude beat him i'd be like okay like like i don't have to but if you want me to fine like no look at this guy's license he's from south because again i get it there yeah no that's uh the old chris rock bit where he's like i have seen a polar bear wearing a hat ridingiding a bicycle And I have never seen a Native American

Never once Yeah I mean Sure Well you know that's another conspiracy theory That like some of those stages don't exist I've heard that Prove your Wyoming exists Here it is

I don't know That's one of those things I think Jackie did that in the car with us How do you know we're not a simulation How is the burden of proof on me You're coming up with the dumb shit Anything No

Dante was saying Dante said that recently What are you going to accept dude It's a simulation Like what does that mean What does that mean It's a simulation Dante's a crazy person He's a crazy person

He's like dude It's a simulation What does that fucking mean For a guy who Someone explain to me The simulation It's all code What does that fucking mean Jackie

It's just like When you think about it It's just code You know what I mean Okay I'm thinking about it. I got to tell you. I got no code in my head. I just think that it's so suspicious that we just happen –

like, okay, if you were to train a computer to do all the – like, we could easily train computers to be us right now. And so I think it's a little suspicious that we're just like training these computers and – or like we just happen to function the same as a computer like do you remember how you got here you ever heard of how god built adam in his vein no i no but like but like okay sure you can believe in that but also then the simulation theory holds up just as much as that you know what i mean like like well i don't believe in god i'm just saying that yeah i'm I know. I'm anti-Christ. Isn't there some – We'll talk about that someday. Isn't there some part of you that – do you ever – I think I know the answer already.

But I definitely have moments – almost like an anxiety feeling of like what the fuck is going on? Like why – even if you believe in science and like we the big bang or molecules we started out like specks and we grew to this thing but like what like in inside of what where like the universe is expanding into what why what that's what like that all that shit to me is like why does why does any of this even... Why is there people? Why are there people? Why is there interaction? Why is there procreating?

Why, why, why, why? All that shit. And I know you're just like, yeah, I don't know, we're just here. But if you were to think about that, do you think that there's... Do you believe in something creating it? Do you believe that there's...

Because to me, there just has to be some start. It's like molecules crash together in the Big Bang. What were those fucking molecules? But that's just like our human brain thinking that there has to be a start. If you were... I mean, I don't know.

I don't fucking know at all. But I feel like what if it's just code that's just like... But somebody had to make this code. I know, but not like... We think that there's somebody, but like what if code is it? Like it's like – But what is it? It's like a giant – I know, but like you're thinking like a human.

No, I'm not. I know what you're saying, but I'm also saying there has to be something. But what if it's just like a code where all the scenarios play out, like Every single possible scenario, infinite universes, whatever. Everything possibly plays out and that's just what the world is. There's no meaning. There's no nothing. There is meaning. Fucking chillin'. In the meantime, we can just

chill. That's the meaning of life. Vibes. Vibes. Just chillin'. I remember the only class that ever stuck with me was philosophy in college and I remember

thinking about those dudes just being like those guys must have driven themselves fucking insane I those guys just couldn't turn their brains off

and they just constantly were thinking about like what is what is is and why is is and who is and what is and just like

and fucking little boys those guys fucked little boys. Those guys fucked little boys? Oh, yeah. No, wait, who are you talking about? Are you talking about like Aristotle and them? Yeah. Yeah, it's because they're Greek and shit.

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I saw this. That's what it was, right? Yeah. How often? Never. Some people, it was like once a day or something like that. Never. That's bullshit.

When I watch Gladiator. Right. I said maybe quarterly, like four times a year. It'll pop into my head. Because I'll see Gladiator or, I don't know, some fucking, just something will trigger it. But people being, like, once a day or something is, you're lying. You do not think about the Roman Empire unless you're, like, a history teacher or something. But there's, like, I – it's not guys versus girls.

It's like certain type of guys obviously do because like as we – I don't even think that's true except for, again, like academics. Like otherwise – No, because there's like – even what we're talking about where you guys are like, you don't ever think about this? Like that's what you're bringing. I don't ever think about that. I don't – I know you've referenced this a lot.

At first, for a while, I thought it was just a joke you kind of repeated sometimes. And now I believe it's just what you do do it. You're always like the Truman Show. I've never for a second thought I was on the Truman Show. I think it's just all our brains work differently. Well, by all our brains work differently, I mean everyone else's brain works. My brain is that guy in the corner in the meme. They don't know nothing about anything.

I remember when we did Barstool Radio a while ago. Not the new version. Go check it out. It's awesome. It really is. Frankie was furious with me, just like screaming at me. Oh, you haven't been feeling it here in this whole time? No.

Oh, yeah. This whole time. Someone's like sawing us like a cartoon. Someone's sawing a flaw from under us. Yeah, Frankie is one of those guys that can't turn his brain off. He was like, he was playing it up and he was joking, but he was also like, he's like, you don't care

why the fucking birds sit on the rocks like that? Yeah. I was like, I couldn't care about anything less. Like, I don't know what to tell you.

What would you say you care about? We're still fine in that, Kev. The Bruins? Yeah, but like, no.

Not really, yeah. Yeah, I very, very much care about the Bruins. I can't, yeah, I'd be furious if like the team got moved or really, yeah. Yeah, I very, very much care about the Bruins. I can't – yeah, I'd be furious if, like, the team got moved or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's why I was trying to think if you took it away from me. Yeah, the Bruins. I mean, I obviously have things I care about, but it is – Yeah, because you know what? As much as you don't care, just being a person in your position, the job you have, the content you make, like, you have opinions. You have thoughts. You do put your – there are people out there who like they like go to work they like press the fucking bumpers at the factory for the car and go home and just you know like they don't the brain

is not on like it is i i wish i did more like i don't like i i disagree i think you're the perfect amount because i don't want to be one of those people but i don't want... I disagree. I think you're the perfect amount. Because I don't want to be one of those people. But I don't want to be this person. I think you are successful. You have ambition. You do things. You have fun. You have interests.

All that shit. But you also don't torture yourself with stupid thoughts of shit that you can't control. Dude, last night I was on the couch in my underpants. Shirtless. Good visual. Hand on my stomach like this. Watching Aaron Brockovich for the third night in a row. Did you finish it?

Yeah, I finished it. It was pretty good. And I was like, you want to do something? Nah. No? And by something, I meant like put on an article of clothing. Right, right, right. Just anything.

Just do a thing. I find me uninteresting. I wish I did more things. But that's what makes you interesting. It's like the Kramer picture. He's an offensive brute, yet I can't look away. He's so uninteresting, he's interesting. I genuinely don't like it.

But I can't fake it either. Yeah, but that's honorable as well. I like that. There's so few people who just are who they are. It's like, why do you feel the need to fucking put on a show? I've done that. I've done that a lot. I was thinking about this the other day, actually,

because it was as I watched football all day Sunday, and not in an anti-football stance, but there are people who, like, when Twitter is just like all football. You're like, all right. We got it. Yeah. But like I watched it all day and I was like maybe like – and I've said it on the show where I'm like, oh, I'm done like pretending I care about sports and stuff like that.

And like I never pretended I cared about sports. When I was – I never pretended. Totally. It was – That's what I think why we work and why the show works is we don't pretend. Yeah. We don't – we never pretended to gamble when I was diehard into sports and when I still am. Like with the Mets, I do it. I mean it.

It's real. And when I don't, I don't. Yeah. Like if I was pretending, I would have pretended to care about the Celtics. That one never – I never did. And like – and it – to me it just changes, it shifts, and there's definitely

a time where I was worried about like what people think of that sort of stuff. And then I'm like, oh wait, I just don't, people are trying

to give me a hard time for, I left at halftime of the stream the other day and then they won and all that. It's like, yeah,

I would have liked to be there and celebrate with the guys when they, but I was like, I don't care. I worked 16 hours.

Right. I had to get up at fucking 6 in the morning to go take my kids to school. I didn't want to get home at one in the morning. I, I just, I went home and I, and I don't care.

Yeah. But, but I used to care. I would have been like, like there would have been a time in my barstool career. I was like, Oh my God, I missed a walk off punt return.

Like, what are they going to say about me? Yeah. And now I'm like, I can't stress how little i care about that i think the and i just and and really with like i like my teams i will probably never again sit down and watch two random teams play a random football game unless it's like i'm with the guy if it's a social thing fine if i'm at home and i have the tv and i want to i will put on a

movie a tv series almost a thousand times in a row before I watch it. If I want to watch it. I actually thought because I was watching that Bengals-Browns game and it sucked. And I was like, is there anything I want to watch? Well, yeah. So I guess I'll just watch this because that's what we're talking about. Yeah, that might happen. But if there is anything else that piques my interest, it'll be that over.

And again, there would have been a time where I would have been afraid to say that. I don't fucking care. I definitely had that and I like – because it wasn't – because I was thinking about this a lot on Sunday when I was like – because I knew I'd said that and I was like regretting that I'd said that and – Said what? Said that I'd said like – I said what? I'm done pretending I care about sports. Because that's not true. That's not what I meant and I get – that bothers me that I'd said like I I said well I'm done pretending to care about something because that's not true that's not what I meant and I got that boss man I said that and I was like I was thinking about like like how I did it and I was like I never pretended

I liked I just like them less now and I just like my team probably I mean I know there was definitely a point in time where I was like like yeah it wasn't pretending but I was like I have to do this. Yeah. Yeah. Then there's, there's an element of that too where it's like, I got to do my job. Well, yeah, for sure for job. But even like.

When you're 24, sometimes you have to do something at your job that like you prefer to do something else. But like, this is what you need to do to keep your job. There was, there was for sure a time in my life. I remember it was kind of like, depending on the guys I lived with when I would be like, you know, it's Monday night, like, we're going to watch Monday Night Football. And I was like, eh, I'm not too excited for that, but, like, that's what we do, you know? Yeah. And then I started living with guys who were, like, just more my style

and don't really care what people do and all that. And it was like, I don't know, we were watching a fucking rom-com on Monday night and we were all laughing. See, I was the opposite. I was like, I'm just going to do this and who cares, you know? I was the guy who was like, I want to watch sports. You wanted to. But you wanted to. My roommate was the guy.

I remember this. I remember being like, Sean doesn't watch sports? What? Sean's like, sports is the dumbest thing. He's fucking gay. He was like, all Sean would watch is Bravo. I'm like, we're watching the game. Yeah.

He's like, no, I want to watch Below Deck or whatever the fuck it was. And Sean was my first introduction, and he was my friend before it, but I didn't know what he was like at home. We just played hockey together. But he was one of the best hockey players I ever played with. So he's one of the most athletic players. That probably is why, to be honest. I think sometimes when you do it, I get mad.

How are you so good? What the fuck? You don't even like it? That's probably why he's so good it's all probably connected um i just the the uh but the the you said something that uh where you were like i had people being like you went home blah blah and that is like that is the reason to, and it's, if you can do it and be like, fuck this person,

you can do shit. I could never do that. We're like, what that would weigh on me. Someone in my mentions. And so it would be like one person. You, you would care about that.

I would, it would be, I wouldn't, I wouldn't actively care about it, but like it would be in my head where I'm like, I should have been there or i should have done that so that's why like i mean i did stop i had that moment of like but you know what and this is maybe where where you you want to get because i was like i wanted to have been there yeah yeah because i

wanted to fucking hug that weirdo clemmer not like like, we won. Not like I should have been there for the way I look. You know what I mean? Yeah, but like that's like – like reading that because I wanted to be there would like hyper focus me on that. Yeah. And then I'd spend my time like – Overthinking it and shit. Trying to – I'd be like trying to please and satisfy 50 people who weren't going to like me.

And I knew that. And I was like, the next time I did something, I'd be thinking about something and I'd be like, there are hundreds of thousands of people who don't, like, stop trying to help these 50. And like, I couldn't separate that.

You have to boil it down to like, I couldn't separate that. I wouldn't be able to. You have to boil it down to, like, you know, four people. Or however big your family might be. But, like, you know, that's it. You can't worry about, like, anybody else, let alone. I don't even want my family. I just vibe, dude. I also, I really, I do think it's a – it's just a time thing. Like I'm big on experience these days of just like you just have to go through shit before you know how to do shit.

Even watching a lot of the Barstool shit that's been going on. Employees fighting each other and handling – how people handle certain things. And I'm just like they don't know yet they just haven't done it yet you know what i mean it's like they're fucking 25 24 22 in some cases like yeah they like fucked that up or didn't do or they could have handled it better or whatever they just haven't done it yet and then and i also think with that experience comes like when you there are i think doubt doubt fucks you up right and you will doubt yourself when somebody plants a seed of doubt you know and then i i went through enough experiences where i

was like this is fucking black and white logic like right and wrong or whatever, yes or no, whatever and there was enough people telling me the just what was like blatantly wrong you know, and I was like, if these people are not going to listen to like facts and logic and change their mind, like and then I realized that's always happening

you know, it's like so don't ever bother with it because it's like those people are probably, the Mean Girls is a great example. The amount of people who had an opinion and were like, and they know nothing about the inner workings of Barstool, the job, the success, the failure, all that. Being like, how could you have this opinion? It's like, well, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The amount of people don't know what they're talking about. Yeah, I know. That's what it was. I'm Ron Swanson at Home Depot. I know more than you.'t know what the fuck you're talking about the amount of people don't know what they're talking about yeah i'm that's what was it at home depot i know more than

you yes and not in like an intelligence way it's just like a factual way and it's like oh yeah but then i don't blame those people it's like when we say when people are like uh lows it's like when um when people are like you know uh do your research on the internet. It's like, no, I don't – you shouldn't have to – people shouldn't have to do the research. You know what I mean? I get both sides of it where it's just like, oh, that's just my opinion and I'm going to fucking say it. Right. And I don't care. Don't get bit out of shape about it, pussy.

So, I mean, there is just – you just basically have to not care about the things. It's not cool to like not care about the things. It's not cool to not care about anything. I know. But not caring about the things that don't matter, I think is the key to life. Literally, I think if you can separate those two, and that's where it's hard. You've got to know which ones are important and which aren't.

You have to make sure you act on those things. But if you can separate correctly and truly let go and not and actually not care not just say you don't care about things that don't matter you'll be happy in life i don't think everything else relationships money jobs career kid whatever the rest of it will fall into place you'll just be like you maybe you do that maybe you don't but if you don't care about things that you don't care about and don't affect you and you can't change, you would just be like, yeah, I'm good. Because I think angst in the world is just trying to change things that you can't change, you know? Yeah.

And once you're just like – I think a lot of it is people like finding themselves and figuring out who they are and what they are. And that's what finding out what you care about, what you can't change, what you can't change, blah, blah, blah. And once you're like, okay, I think I got it. Yeah. And then, you know, it's also like a slippery slope to like again you can't just like not care about anything and but once you figure it out but how can you figure it out until you've had i was thinking the other day about like when i was the same way when i was thinking

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dot com slash KFC. Bro, we all, we are the worst operation. I don't know why you say like not caring and that there's a block in our brain. I think there's something going on. I know for me, my like inner subconscious might be thinking like I still get nervous on stage. I don't like to travel.

Part of me is like it's a grind to do live shows. So I just like put it out of my mind. And then – but what the grind is is when they don't sell. And then I don't promote them because I put it out of my mind and then – but what the grind is is when they don't sell. And then I don't promote them because I put it out of my mind and they don't sell. And it's this vicious cycle of like the live show stretching me out. So just fucking promote them or I'm just pleading with the audience to fix our fucking broken brains. Just buy the tickets. Please just buy the tickets.

I don't have to promote every – I'll tell you this much right now. The podcast world, the comedian world, the influencer world, the people who sell tickets, I would say their number one biggest struggle is promoting tickets whole industry by just buying a few tickets and not needing us to bash you over the head with it fucking three times a day, every day for four months. I haven't spoken to you about this, but if I had to guess, we're not going on the road anymore. Yeah. Between the Barstool Radio being added and we have a – these all were booked before we – are you feeling that are you cool

with that i'm i i'm cooler than i was before okay because i i keep thinking about we had that conversation a few like a couple months ago where you were like we gotta keep touring when you talk to um the guys from la are yeah like always tour and i was like fuck like he's right i know he wants to but then i'm also like but we also those guys don't have a fucking radio show and I was like fuck like he's right I know he wants to but then I'm also like but we also those guys don't have a fucking radio show and I'm like yeah you know what I mean it's like if it was all we did I would I would get it but it is fucking it's unless you guys buy all the tickets right now they always sell out and these things always sell out instantly and it's easy and fun we'll do it but it is it that thought it's like your fourth or fifth job, it gets to be quite a burden.

And when it's – I didn't realize that these shows coming up on Indianapolis Tuesday, Madison Wednesday, Milwaukee Thursday of next week. That's the whole week wiped out. I didn't realize that they were in the middle of the week. I thought they were weekends. So that takes us away from our job of interviewing. That takes us away from our job of doing the podcast, which I'm sure we'll do on the road. It takes us away from our job of Barst podcast which i'm sure we'll do on the road takes us away from our job of barcelona radio and like that is not sustainable no and also

that's also it's not sustainable and like right now barcelona radio is a fucking rocket ship you know it's probably going to do numbers bigger than and not even just numbers like the attraction it's getting the intrigue it's creating the the content it's creating is probably bigger and better than almost anything we've done. And to go away from that for what we're doing, we were selling out arenas. But we're doing – it's fun. I like to see the country. I like to see the fans. But selling out a theater or a club here and there is just not worth being like missing the show that is –

Yes. We're going to miss three days of Marcell Raiden. Basically the whole week of Marcell Raiden. Right. That can't happen. We can't do that. So grand finale tour? There's a few – there's like six shows left?

I'm sure we'll – We'll do something here and there. I'm sure there will be like spots here and there. But I would guess – The three times – Again, I was going to talk to you about it. I thought sure there'll be like Spots here and there But I would guess The three times Again I was gonna talk to you about it I thought it would be more interesting To talk about it on the show

The I think it's I would like to keep doing it It's just probably not a sustainable thing Yeah Like I think I was talking to my dad last night I don't think

I am home For a weekend Or something like that Until the end of October from now. Yeah, it sucks. And the, like – I think it was – I was, like, listing the places I go between now and the end of October. And he's like, when are you going to, like, just chill? I was like, I don't know. I know.

And it's like everyone has a hard job. I get that. And I'm not, like, complaining about the job. I'm just complaining about – I'm not complaining. I'm just saying, like, I'm just complaining about I'm not complaining I'm just saying You know what I will say One of the big differences too though Is like that

Downtime Doesn't really exist for us Where like other jobs You know you shut You close your computer You walk out And you're like I'm not thinking about

Fucking accounting the rest of the day Yeah You know So I do But the good thing about our job Is like When I When you are on

It's enjoyable It's not even on It's just like When you're thinking about something You go Ah it might be a little funny. I can turn that into work. I can earn off of it just like that.

Yeah, so you're always working, but you're not always working. You're just thinking about fun shit. Right. We put ourselves in a position to be able to do that. But, yeah, I mean, like just yesterday I was talking to Nick, or Nick sent me a clip to post. And I had done, like, two or three one-minute mans that day. I had KFC radio clips to put out,

Barstool radio clips to put out, and I did the rundown. And that's probably just too much. Like, that's, like, oversaturation. But it was like, I gotta talk about the Jets, I gotta talk about the Mean Girls, and I was like i gotta talk about the jets i gotta talk about the mean girls and uh and i was like i don't have enough like time you know you're supposed to space out your social media posts enough and i was like and and then after that

was my thought about to post something to post to sell tickets everyone else who tours in our in our life it's like the first thing for us it's like the first thing we post. For us, it's like the last thing we post. It's a bunch of excuses to just say, like, it's, you know, it's probably just too much to handle. But, and I'm sure for the people. What? Pavs, do you have your five ideas? Do you have your five ideas for how to promote?

I think Pavs gets a pass today. New out of order is out Last night I also I don't have Five ideas This bitch This bitch I was crazy

I know I just figured Like I'd go down With the shit I like that I like that Honestly the best thing To promote the shows

Is probably People being like Oh I didn't come up With my five ideas You put that video out Everybody laughs and watches, it actually gets traction and people maybe buy tickets. Jackie just tied an anvil to both of them and jumped.

Got a suicide vest on, gave him a hug. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, And to me, I knew I wasn't going to jump. I knew you had said it yesterday, and I wasn't going to bring it up because I knew first of all, I knew Pabst was grinding on the board.

I also figured it wouldn't be a good time to bring it up. Pabst seems really stressed out right now, but I thought, no, I'm still going to bring it up. I mean, last night I texted you, and I was like, we are so bad at promoting tickets. It's a miracle there's anybody at the shows when we do go. We don't tell people. We don't even just say it on the show.

I mean, did you see what Chris Estefano did the other day to buy tickets? No. He just army crawled up a flight of stairs. And the caption was, I've run out of ideas. He was just going upstairs going, I'm in Indiana. I'm in – Burt Kreiser's fucking doing the Nike commercial black and white dribble in the basketball. They're constantly just coming up with dumb things that people might watch so that 10 more people might see a fucking thing and buy a ticket.

It's too hard. It's a lot. I can't imagine when you get to the level of just like – it's all that. Like the Matt Rife tour, the fucking Zach Bryan tour. Like not only am I sold out everywhere, but my tickets are going to the secondary market for thousands of dollars. I don't have to do anything. Oh, my God. So we'll probably do some, but for real, I mean if you are in Indianapolis, Milwaukee, and Madison,

and then the next leg is Pittsburgh, Columbus, Minneapolis, Buffalo. There's a few more. Yeah, we have to talk to sales about that too. Oh, the irony now of sales being like, we'll sell your tour. It's gone. You had your chance You fucked it up Yeah I didn't know

There was anything to do with sales There's every chance We have to do it next year So But yeah I think we can figure out A way to You know

Maybe if it's a Maybe it's not a lot Like Except the travel And shit That's my favorite part I like that Yeah you like that

I enjoy I love the shows. I love the travel. I love seeing new places. I just know it's not something that like... It's the grind to keep it successful that is like harder than you realize. This would be like probably one of the first

things I stopped. Usually things get popular and then I stop them because I don't like because that turns me off to it. You dumb mother. People are like, why don't you do this? I was eating out of my slot bucket last night. I was like, I forgot. People don't know about this. People think

I stopped doing slot bucket. I had fucking carrots, onions, ground pork, ground beef. Delicious. You're unbelievable. People like the slot bucket. There's a ton of things I've been like Eh, I don't want to do this But people still like it This is one where I'm like

I don't want to do it Because I don't like it This is one I want to keep doing But I just know it doesn't It's going to be really We are some pretty huge things we're hoping to undertake next year. Yeah. Out of order is a new thing.

There's a lot of stuff that's come up. I mean really we've added three jobs since the tour. That's crazy. And it is – And you know what really sucks? It's like the only time we make money. I know. I know.

I know. I know. It is. The irony of it all. It is like – it's I'm sacrificing money to keep working my job. We got to get – we got to get better negotiators. This is crazy. This is crazy.

I just – it also is – between the tickets and the content of it and everything, I just worry all is Between the tickets And the content of it And everything I just worry all the time about it Like It's something I don't want to give up on But also if somebody took it away If the pandemic happened again

I'd be like Don't have to worry about that anymore It's the ultimate like Cancelling plans Dude I saw a tweet We'll wrap up soon I saw a tweet. We'll wrap up soon. I'll get a little more time than I thought.

I saw a tweet this morning that was kind of crazy where it was like 9-11 versus COVID is the perfect example of how propaganda works with never forget versus it's over, go back to normal. And I was like, oh, wow. It's like now people walk around like hospital wards and cancer wards, mass free. Meanwhile, I still can't bring four ounces of sunscreen on a plane. Right. And it was like how that dictates.

For a threat that like, you know, there was a period of time where I was like Al Qaeda and then ISIS are going to kill us any minute. And it's like, do those guys even exist? I'd venture to guess COVID is still a bigger threat than ISIS. Yeah, right. And we're like, whatever. 25 years later, we're like, I don't know.

I was watching a JFK thing. And then there was a thread. It was the JFK, Oklahoma City bombing, 9-11, all three of them, like the conspiracy theory side of it. And not that I'm a crazy 9-11 conspiracy theorist, but the amount of shit that the government like enacted and took away and took more power and then just like left that way is pretty crazy. It's like we just don't need that stuff anymore, but you ain't giving it back. Oh, okay.

I get it now. Um, that is, that's a very interesting juxtaposition. Yeah. Never forget, man. Never forget.

Um, voiceover. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. While, while waiting, go watch out of order.

Excuse me. Go watch out of order excuse me go watch out of order it came out last night unbelievable episode pavs works so goddamn hard on out of order i don't i was trying to excuse me i'm sorry i i was trying to recognize if he's in the same clothes as yesterday or not i don't think he is no okay but like we do not make his job easy on Out of Order. We have a full month to shoot an episode, and we do it in a week. And he has to film it. He fucking directs it, edits it. It is really, really, really hard work that he fucking crushes.

You gotta go watch it. I feel like I'm always like, for our content, my content, I'm always like watch it if you want it. If you don't like it, whatever. Fine. When I see other people's content and how hard they work at it and something that's way more than just put on a fucking microphone and just babble about E.T. in Mexico. Like actual work and scripts and editing and making it look like a fucking cinematic movie. Go fucking subscribe to the YouTube and watch it. Give it a shot. It's by far the best comedy content that Barstool is putting out

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Or would you say fuck I'm gonna do something crazy and like jump off a building or run into a lime pit or something knowing you can just

kind of respawn or whatever so what would you do with this life knowing you got a second one yeah like how how would you spend your nine lives

is what I gather or would you like use that as a backup like would you like jump off a building yeah it's like oh let me get the rush of like let me see what it feels like to jump off a building? Yeah, it's like, oh, let me get the rush of, like, let me see what it feels like to jump off a building because I know I got another one.

Yeah. But, like, so he's talking about two different things. Because I'm thinking of it like, when I think of, like, nine lives or reincarnation, it's like you come back to something different. If you respawn. Respawn. He said respawn.

Okay, so, like, I just come back as me? Yes. I don't think I would do anything. Like, I don't know. I don't want to kill myself. Oh, I would absolutely have killed myself on a live stream after a Brains loss. That's a great point. Like that game seven.

Game seven. Okay. I was thinking about for like. Far but no higher. I'm blowing my brains all over the gambling game. Those. See, I think live streams are a little bit played out. Like, how many times can we just be like, no.

But if it was like, if Monday night I put a shotgun in my mouth, how fucking sick would that be? If I got my toe on the trigger, my brain splatter on Jack Mack and Big M. And they're just like. It's dead silent And you hear like squelching Like the brains are falling From the ceiling onto the ground Splat

Splat And I'm like this And you can hear the trickling of blood My head is gone The clemmer's covered in my blood Going And then they all go And then they all go

He tore his Achilles? Oh my god It would be the best moment in internet history That's a good call The Like definitely I'd kill myself In front of someone

Who like mildly inconvenienced me One day Sure Like This is This blood's on your hands Like Someone who like

Walked on the subway While I was walking off Like what the fuck is this I'd kill myself In front of people who Majorly inconvenienced my life No Like I'm coming back

You're gonna live with this burden forever The I people who majorly incommunice my life. No. Like, I'm coming back. You're going to live with this burden forever. I think the majorly, they'd be like – We get it. We get it. It's more of a hardship on them if it was a mile. It's like, what the fuck? You know what would be great? Like, I would leave a suicide note saying it's John's fault.

Yeah. Oh. I'd be like, what? I'd reference it from time to time. What? It's my fault? The suicide pact I tried to start back in the day. Oh I That I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

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put in the note that it's Goodell's ball. Let's see how many people we can get blood on his hands. Dude, the good old days. When people say the old Barstool's back, the old Barstool's not back. John had a mass suicide cause for one of the most well-known executives in the world to pin a mass suicide movement on him. Dude, once he gets like – once there's the fifth news story that someone killed himself, he's going to start looking in the mirror. All right? Like that's just a fact of the matter.

And that's just fine. There's got to be hundreds of you, thousands of you that want to kill yourself. Just do it and say it's Roger's fault. And that's just fine. There's got to be hundreds of you, thousands of you that want to kill yourself. Just do it and say it's Roger's fault. The you saying you have every gory detail of your death reminded me. I know you've said this before that the people who think of Saw stuff should be locked up. I thought of one about 3 o'clock this morning. Oh, hit me.

It's great. Okay. It is, let's say the key is at the TV. Okay. Right? And I got all hooks in my back. Hooks? Yeah. You have to crawl.

I have to crawl and get my key to skin myself. And if I don't do it in time, there's a big spike right here. And it comes pulling me back. And I go, the spike goes through me. That's a good one. You should be locked up. That's a really good one, right? That's a really good one.

I guess it wouldn't have to be the TV because I've got to keep skin on me. So it wouldn't be able to be very far. No, well, I mean you could rip it off, right? Well, I think part of the story is you have to at least save it a little bit. So maybe it would be like at the end of the table. But however long your back skin is. How many inches of slack do I have on my back skin is the question. Let's get Mythbusters on this.

I was trying to sleep and I was like, that's a pretty good one. Oh, Jesus Christ. You're sick, bro. For those who can't feel the tension in the room i'm right it's a it's a it's a really good one i revealed myself to be a real maniac to all my co-workers but saw that's a pretty good one um by the way, real quick, if you were, if it was reincarnation, and you just had a second life, start over, different new, different thing, what would you do with it?

Yeah. I got my answer locked and loaded, ready to rock. I don't know. You know, a different time, I probably would have said something else. I think I do what I do. Oh, no way.

I would be fully ingrained in surf culture. Surf culture? I'd either be a surfer or like just in the surf world where it's just like, I don't know, we just like sit on the beach. I'll be a surf judge. I'll run like a surf fucking publication or something just something where it's just like we don't conform to any of the regular shit because we're just hanging on the beach and fucking catching waves bro that i'd get bored doing like it has nothing to do with the actual surfing i don't really want to surf i want to be the guy who's like

too many aliens out there i just i just am very envious of the people who had it in them to be like i am not living a traditional life yeah i i agree with that but like newsflash you're not living just yeah i do i do know that but i am in a lot of ways like i almost what i kind of regret i love my kids to death would never trade them in any of that. But I think I could have done this a little more. I never believed in myself or predicted this was going to happen. So I was like, I'm going to have a family and kids and do all that. And I could really be doing something, I think, really cool and special and different if I was younger or if I was single and all that shit. So it's like I don't regret having a family or doing this, but the timing of it all, I

probably would do differently. But also – Were you the youngest like – To have kids? Yeah. Like of the people who have now had kids? I mean I was the first to have kids for sure. I don't think there's anyone in their – I don't think there's any 20 – I was 30.

So if anybody in their 20s were having a kid right now we'd be like you're fucking crazy right yeah that was young marty and rio will be interesting yeah because like she's so young that even if it's even if she works for five more years she'll probably be my age when she has kids but but i yeah there's just you know but but even more than that is the other people being like and and maybe in a second life I would want to have kids again or whatever. But they're just like, oh, you're going to go get a job in this realm that everybody does. You're going to live in this neighborhood and with these kids. I'm going to do none of that.

It's pretty cool. Yeah. And maybe it's not for all I know. Maybe those people are like, this is – I can't believe this is all I have, a surfboard. But from the outside looking in, it looks awesome. I remember when I was at – me and Big Cat did Destruction Derby at the Brockton State Fair. Yeah. Which is a good example of how far Barstool's come.

My dad was at that one, and he was like, this is the coolest thing ever. And he was like, man, if you could do it all again, would you do it? Like literally. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, fuck no, no dude i'd do something else so i've been asked that and had a different answer at right right now it'll change but right now i think i would do this i think out of order is a big part of that oh yeah yeah there's a lot of things it wasn't that but the uh yeah i was actually walking to work today and i had to stop at the uh laundromat.

And I was just dropping some clothes off, and I was thinking, like – I was like, oh, back to work or whatever. You know, just a standard thought. And I was, like, grabbing the door. And I was like, man, I'm pretty lucky. I'm excited to be working today. Yeah, it is. A little bit of gratitude does go a long way.

Every now and then you've got to remind yourself. All right, next up. KFC fights. I've got a little biohazard diarrhea story for you guys. It's my own. I did it. I didn't see it. I was the person who had diarrhea in their pants.

And I was proud of it, too because i was making uh people in their cars walking down a main road laugh hysterically either on the way home from easter celebrations or on the way to easter celebrations and to make it worse i was wearing white shirt a white shirt white shoes uh light gray shorts and uh let's put it this way it started running down my leg at one point because i was still a mile away from my house and um i i was then trying to rub the shit and diarrhea off of my leg like a dog would on grass so um yeah i i also would love to meet this guy on the plane that shit himself um because i want to shake his hand that is mad respect like i just had to throw my clothes away and you know try not to tell anyone but then i

ended up fucking telling everyone um so yeah i i guess that's my shit story jackie's job sucks jackie's job is the worst i can't think of a worse place for a young 20-something girl to work with this crew of people with these disgusting fans. Vile, bro. When he said, like a dog would. By the way, he did what a lot of us did. And he went ahead and he gendered that diarrhea shitter. Incorrectly. Incorrectly. Incorrectly, yeah.

She was an old woman. So that makes it so much worse. I guess what makes it grosser. Yeah. Old woman shit is disgusting. Fucking pea soup all over the place. I'd rather a man shit on me than an old woman. 100%.

You know? 100%, dude. Totally. Dude, if I had my druthers, a dude's dumping on me. I'll take a man diarrhea over a woman's regular shit because a woman's regular shit is basically diarrhea. An old woman like that is just – it's a – Bro, I'm so happy you said that. 100%.

I'd rather have like a fucking lumberjack dump on me. Oh. Give me like the mountain from Game of Thrones shitting on me over grandma any day. Grandma, I think – you know those planes? You know the planes that put out forest fires where it just opens up? That's an old woman taking a shit. Just opens and falls and then closes back up. Gross.

It's an old plane, too. A rick Ricky one. Yeah. Was there a question or is it just a story? I think it's just a story. But that – I took a picture of Jackie because she looked so horrified. Yeah, if you're listening, we're not watching on the screen today. We're watching on Jackie's computer. So she's standing up. She turns the laptop around and holds it for us to watch

and just had a look of disgust on her face did like really really really gross really uh but the and it was well deserved yeah um but the uh jackie didn't remember that i thought of since helmet punishment has been uh and this isn't even really a punishment. I'm not imposing it now. I'm just saying, like, I'd actually, Jackie's on her game. I think everyone's on their game lately. So I don't foresee it coming anytime soon.

But the, I'd like to use it, because I think it's a good one. A new bet. So if anyone has something they want to bet on. If you get, if you fuck fuck up you get in trouble five times whenever someone texts you they text you lyrics to a song you just gotta tweet them no n-words but the just just like I was

listening to a lot of Olivia Arden recently and I was like this would be funny if I just tweet this randomly what's really funny, dude – People are like, what the fuck? Like, I am built like a mother. What's really funny is we all used to do that on away messages basically. Do you remember that?

Yeah. People just regularly did lyrics like that. Yeah. I am built like a mother and a total machine. Why did you tweet that? That's fucking funny, man. I don't know what he's talking about. No, you can't follow it up. You can't follow it up.

Just the people who heard this episode, no. That's a good one. You're allowed one follow-up. If someone says, what the fuck, what the fuck, you just have to write back, I just like the lyrics, man. It's like the fedora question. I just like the lyrics, man. It's like the fedora question. I just like the way it looks. So, like two hours later, Jackie got the five-lyric punishment.

We are recording this at 6.54 p.m. I had been home. I had eaten some nice pasta, some sausage, some meatballs. I had some Nutella wraps. I'm in my sweatpants right now, if you can't tell. I had some Nutella wraps. I'm in my sweatpants right now, if you can't tell. I've completely changed my outfit. Jackie had just said she's been – I had said as well. And obviously this isn't something I care about at all,

but the fact that we did it, it means it's got to happen today. Jackie has – I – oh. It's hard now after with radio right after. And then I thought that I was going to be editing or cutting cams for the interview. And then we last night switched Vinny in. So I always have to have it in my defense. Yeah. No, no, no. have it in my defense. Yeah. No, no, no. It's a fair defense.

It is difficult when we rush out of here to get to radio. But I will post whatever lyrics. Five lyrics. At any point. This goes on until. Do we have chalk still? Yes, right here. Okay.

Okay. And then here, will march One Two Three Four Five Etc Etc Okay so you're not getting them to me

Yet No no no Those come as As we go I mean the one I said on the show today Is kind of perfect But To Olivia Rodrigo

I am built like a woman in a total machine. Yeah. Alright, one. We'll do one. Jackie, Jackie, fire me up.

This is actually unfair because it's like, Olivia Rodrigo's a new hot album. I know, but like, for me to tweet I'm built like a woman

and this hasn't even come out so people aren't gonna know no people aren't gonna know what the fuck i have built like a woman in the total machine let me double check and make sure that's the lyric uh i don't want to mislead anybody do you want any emojis uh no i think just uh i think i think let's go straight lyrics I feel like a mother Okay, okay Okay, I'm tweeting it why am i always having a punishment oh my god that's so bad it's it's dude it's gonna get worse

because like that just that one just stuck out as like as a funny lyrics to read someone tweet now that i'm gonna be listening for it i'm gonna be listening for just the worst lyrics in the world then and i'm it's not gonna happen a lot it's gonna they're gonna be spaced out so people aren't like oh jackie's doing a lyric thing next one's probably not gonna happen for months okay track phone track phone folks we're talking track phone what kind of phone track phone are you paying too much for your wireless plan yes of course you are because you have a wireless plan therefore you are paying too much for it straight talk just introduced the new straight talk multi-line plan where more means more lines mean more savings at just 25 a line per month when you get four lines 25 is unfathomable to me it's got unlimited data, unlimited talk, unlimited text,

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First thing, John, could be the package that you're concealing. Also, those pants I think I saw in the video, they might have a drawstring. If you don't tie that up or even sometimes when it's tied, if it hangs a little bit, they're going to pull you and double check every time. I don't wear underwear, so I get pulled every single time, drawstring or not, just because of... Anyway, so question for you guys. Now that there's no more pen and you're just under the barstool umbrella what is the uh event that you're most excited about doing the yearly barstool event that you guys are really stoked about now that it's just you guys um little side one best and worst dressed for the awards i'm guessing

john's got some opinions on this all right guys see ya well we're canceling our tour. You know, we were doing this the other day. We were talking about tentpole events. And I'm just like, I just like doing what we do. Yes. I think the difference in us still at KFC Radio is I still think we're despite money and a few opportunities and things like that I know we're not like regular guys

but I still think we're just like normal like we probably could like throw a festival and do a this and a that and plan a I'm just like talking to John and doing the show I like radio I like conversations and like thought that's what I want to do.

I don't need the award shows. I don't need the big competitions. I never really – you know? Yeah, I am – we are obviously doing Surviving Barstool. I am – that's been moved. That's back to early October. Early October. Whatever. I am, uh, that's been moved, you know. That's back to early October. Early October.

Whatever. Who cares? We're not hiding things anymore. It's in early October. We're filming in New York. They do want to do a little bit of a reveal of the cast. But the cast is Bomb Squad. The cast is Bomb Squad.

And a lot of people, too. Bigger than before. I, I'm'm just gonna say what's on my mind i'm like i'm yeah i would i don't want to spoil the show um i am not gonna damage any personal relationships for this prize money absolutely by the way by the way the way I heard it's the same prize money I definitely don't give a fuck Bro you cannot I'm watching Most Dangerous Games still I watched last night it was fantastic

And they Ron will sometimes pull up the briefcase And You gotta for surviving Barstool You gotta at least put it in ones Because you can't show half a briefcase to mostly multimillionaires. And be like, hey, you want to fuck over your friend? I do think there is – what makes it more interesting is that it's about – it's not about the money.

Like it's about wanting to win and like Dave said yesterday, mean with ease. He wants to kick people off and win. So that actually makes it a little more interesting. My strategy is going to infuriate him. Yeah. You never said it to me the other day. Darius Rucker walked in before you could say it. So I still – I mean I could probably guess.

I don't think – it's actually because I – this is what I was going to do. I was just going to do it. And then I was like, it actually kind of works as a strategy too. It wasn't like I thought of a strategy. Can I guess what your strategy is? Yes. Just anybody who comes to you with anything you're going to say yes to. No, no.

I'll be in your alliance. Yes, I'll vote for you. You just say yes to everything. No. And then you do whatever you want. That was going to be it. But like this is honestly – because it is – we talked about it with all the other game shows that like you just meet the people. Like this is like you know going in. The squad.

And they're the most important people and the ones you're going to be around for the rest of your life and all that shit. And you know everyone and you have relationships with everyone and like you know everyone's – how their brain works. So like I'm going to use that, and it is like – I'm trying to explain. I think it works. I think it's – Say it. No, I can't say it. Oh, okay.

I think it's a better – I will save that for the show. It's not going to change. Like I am telling you on day one, and this is like – I mean I've already said mine, so I'm going to change. Like, I am telling you on day one. And this is like, this is going to happen. I mean, I've already said mine, so I'm going to go in there, and I am going to flat out continue to say, if you don't vote off Dave first and Tommy second, you're doing this wrong. Okay, here's my strategy.

It's not going to go in line with yours. To me, it's like we know what Barstool Survivor is. We know who wants to be a part of it, who wants to win, how much it means to them. Get rid of them first. It's going to fly in the face of you. Okay. Okay. I think it's –

I'm also fully prepared for mine too. I don't think people will vote for Dave, and I think I will be out very quickly. I also forgot about the challenges. Yeah. I think I need to win. I'm flat out not eating anything. If I last, there will be multiple challenges where my strategy will be like, I'm not going to stress

myself out with this. I lose, I don't get immunity. I'll be over here when you want to talk strategy. I say that, but like... But then competitive. If it's like, do a puzzle, I'll do a puzzle. But if it's like, you know, something that's like terrible, I'm like, I don't care until someone's like, go.

I'm the most non-competitive person until competition starts. And I'm like, oh, I'll fucking kill you. Okay. You can wrap it up. Yeah, but the... I think if I get past night one, I think I'm gonna be a problem.

All right. You can wrap it up Yeah But the I think if I get past night one I think I'm gonna be a problem Alright I have I don't think I have any hope In this So I'm not I'm not thinking that way But It would be very funny If John makes it

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