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Episode Date: December 12, 2023

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Well, no. It was Shea who was performing the Nutcracker. Oh, well, yeah. It was the Nutcracker Ballet. Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You went to the Nutcracker ballet well no it was shea was performing the nutcracker oh well yeah so it's not correct well yeah yeah yeah you want to crack a ballot let me tell you i've got to give a shout out to my daughter's dance studio it was a 27 minute performance what oh oh how do you even tell the story of nutcracker and it was like the second half and it was just like it was just like there was the there's the the sugar plum and then clara and then there was like the second half, and it was just like there was the sugar plum, and then Clara, and then there was the candy canes, the cats. Isn't there a toad in it?

There might have been, but we didn't even do the whole Rat King thing, so there was a whole bunch of shit missing. But it was just like they have a small dance company, so they just did like this, this, this, and this. It was a tiny performance in and out it was fucking glorious i love it everything at this at this stage you know when they're still young yeah in and out it was like it's like watching a half hour comedy with commercials it was beautiful she still had a grand full time you're getting flowers you're doing pictures you still get all the pomp and circumstance right you just don't have to sit

there for two and a half hours oh i love it it's like i wonder if they're like it's it's it's the tiktok world of of kids activities yeah like nobody wants to be here for two hours let's just go the crowd work special of the nutcracker man uh and then it was her eighth birthday which is so fucking crazy because somebody said to me the other day uh on twitter when i was talking about they were like i i've i've been around like i've been around for bar i've been a barstool fan for too long now i remember when your daughter was born and that was like halfway into my bar right you know i mean it's like that it is crazy though how how fat it's so cliche and so corny but it goes so goddamn fast the fact that she's pushing a deck there's been almost a decade of shea a decade since shea dropped that's crazy it is

i i would have guessed six, but eight. Eight years old. It's like six, eight. It doesn't sound like that big of a difference. No, it does. Eight years old to me feels like that's a whole ass human. Her birthday party was like an at-home spa thing. Really?

It was cute. It was like we hired a manicure and hair, and they come in. Oh, she's a girl girl. Yeah, she's a girl girl. So it was like everybody comes in and gets like a pink robe and an eye mask and a headband. Oh, time out. Smile at the camera real quick. That's what I'm going to do.

Ah, yeah. How bad is it? Damn, it was bad, dude. I think you jarred it loose because it was hard. I would have seen it earlier i it was hard i would have seen it earlier it was hard to miss you're good okay it was like it's the it was like my kid you were missing a full tooth oh my god i just had uh avocado chicken for for breakfast so it was like a it was like a guacamole thing so i think it had a uh like a cilantro yeah yeah yeah i'm missing a whole tooth

uh girl dad birthday party to the max where you know i was like i don't know what to do here one of those things where like all the other little girls are like can can you do this or can you help me here and i was just like i don't i don't think i should be here i don't know what's going on there's too much pink for a man to be in the room i was just like, I don't think I should be here. I don't know what's going on. There's too much pink for a man to be in the room. I was just like, this is totally girl stuff. Literally, I grabbed my glove and I went out in the backyard with Keegan and played baseball. They could not get more cliche for a birthday party there. But anyway, it reminded me of this story going viral over the weekend regarding birthdays with the –

Oh, wait. One second. I had three things I can add in there. Okay. One, the Taylor Swift cake, fire. Fire. Fire. That woman made her – it's Pretty Little Sweets.

Pretty Little Sweets in Hartsdale is the bakery. And she made Keegan's Karate Cake, which was like a ghee with a belt tied around it. And then she made Taylor Swift's It's My Birthday, It's Me. As I was buying it, so I go to pick it up, and I grab some other little things just for myself. And I grab this marble cake. Mar's either cake or bread I don't know you know yeah and she goes to me that stuff's crack

and I was like what very funny to hear what do you mean what do you think crack is highly addictive drugs I was like okay alright let's find out bro I didn't even wait it was like you know nicely wrapped up and i i opened it as i was getting i put the cake down in the car i opened it up as i'm walking up the driver's seat and i didn't even have anything so i just like i took a bite

of a loaf and that shit was crack i was like oh she said to me as i was checking out she was like i have a guy come in here who's like i hate you i hate you for making this like i can't i'm addicted to it i have to buy it like every week now and i took a bite and i was like every week i was like dog this is gonna be gone by this is breakfast i'll do the pint of ice cream for dinner by the way pat getting pre-diabetes officially has me nervous. It's changed my diet. Had it? Not really.

I didn't change anything, but it's in my head now. It's in my head. Which is step one. That's like buying gym clothes before you go to work out. But I for sure was like, wait a minute. I do most of my candy these days is sugar-free or low sugar. I do the unreal peanut butter cups, and my popsicles are no sugar added. Was that on purpose? It's just that I eat so much sugar that I have to –

You made a conscious – you were like at the store. You were like, I'll get the – I'll get the – yeah. But also the Unreal peanut butter cups are like – I like them better. But it was like – I mean I eat candy every single day all day. I can't just keep eating that much candy. I can't keep eating the ice cream.

To me, I don't have the all-day thing, but I just go home at night. I mean something – it's absolutely like an addictive thing because I go home. I'm like, I'm not – tonight, like I'm done. Like for real, I'm finished. And then I get home and I'm like – I'm door-dashing. I'm like, I don't have any in the fridge or in the freezer. I'm good. Like, you know, I'm not going to eat it tonight.

And then I get home, and my body is, like, yes, you will. You will give us the ice cream. And then it's, like, all right, I'm just going to have, like, portion control. I'll just not eat, like, a whole thing. It's, like, put it back. You know what I mean? Just, like, no fucking way. I even didn't, instead of ice cream, I've been doing yogurt you like frozen yogurt or like yogurt no yogurt yeah but i i make it good well so that

is the thing there are there are i just got to find a replacement that hits me like somewhat you know i need to i need i need the methadone of ice cream you know well i like make i basically make like a half-baked ice cream where it's like I just have yogurt and then I have – You're talking like yogurt? The Oikos, I think it is, one of those. I put a bunch of Raisin Bran Crunch. I put a bunch of raspberries and blackberries. I put a big scoop of peanut butter and i mix

that all up that's not bad though no it's not crazy it's good it's good i eat way too much of it but it's good um but anyway that the that that but just that that diabetes thing was like it's just gonna be so embarrassing if you eat yourself into you get type one whatever you get type two and you're a fat person. It's also kind of whatever. It's like, I don't know, you're just a fat person in America. Yeah. If you are a non, like, you don't look like you're going to have diabetes,

and you just eat until you get diabetes, that is the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you. If Pat gets full-blown diabetes, I love him for it because he was like, I think I just want to get it it's like the most warped shit it's like for the content like let me just get diabetes but that would officially be like uh wow dude like you suck you just you just you took your your meat suit and you gave it diabetes over the years. Like, fucking idiot. Anyway, what were you saying? The Taylor Swift cake reminded me of her Time Person of the Year article.

Yeah. Which I read. It's great. It's amazing. Metal is hell. She had a quote in it that people are going nuts for that is just definitively untrue. What did she say? People are like, slay, girl pause.

When she asked about Kim Kardashian, she's like, you don't have to take the trash out. The trash takes itself out every time. And it sounds badass, but it's just not true. The trash will sit there and build up

until it's disgusting. Left to its own devices. 100% of the time, the trash will just sit there and rot. People are like, yes! It's just not a true statement. It's like the polar opposite of your grandfather.

Yeah, yeah. But that's also a good exercise to play, is like phrases that sound good but don't mean anything. What she really means is like, you don't have to point out the snake. The snake will always show itself or something like that but it won't like it'll fucking hide in the grass and bite you yeah so that's not it either it's like uh but there but i think there is something to like people will like always

eventually show their true colors i.e maybe not yeah you could just it you know what it is that's one of those things like all murderers get caught. No, they don't. I guess it's more like she should have said something like, like I gave you enough rope to hang yourself because she just got too cocky with it. She flew too close to the sun. That's what she did. She flew too close to the sun on wings made out of a doctored video because she pushed – when it was just just a he said she said it was like uh you know whatever and then they put the pedal to the metal when they were like we have the dot we have

the video to prove it yeah yeah yeah and then that probably led to some people being like well hold off hang on a second i know the person who doctored that or whatever the fuck you know what i mean that was the trash does not take itself out it just doesn't but that dude isn't that the best it's it's uh it's a little bit of manny being manny in a sense like she can do no wrong now you know yeah anything she says and does is gonna be a slay girl boss like it could be definitive which she is just that quote is not right that quote is just wrong right and that's okay i say wrong things all the time yeah the trash doesn't take itself out that's it that's so like i'll tell you what does a banana cost michael 25 dollars i haven't taken the trash out in fucking 20 years

i i uh i do think it's pretty baller though to flat out call kim kardashian trash yeah that's pretty that's the that's the girl ball shit to just be like that woman is trash that billionaire is a piece of shit yeah i'm surprised it's it's like it really goes to show how much people if you like if you really like somebody when you reach those levels of like like uh you know people are almost like standing for you um it doesn't matter what happens like they will just continue to like you you know what I mean like you could be caught red fucking handed

being an absolute piece of shit and they'll just be like no no no it was not that it was Kanye it was this it was that we'll just do anything to cause it's pretty surprising Kanye is the exact opposite in a similar sense where like I mean he's a literal exact opposite in a similar sense where, like, I mean, he's a literal Nazi.

And people are like, I don't know, man, good beats, though. Yeah. Dude, did you see... That's a great point. Did you see the snippet he posted? I saw it in his jacket. Yeah, with the Backstreet Boys

stamp open? Yeah. That snippet fucking sucked. Oh, I liked the snippet, to be honest. The jacket was ridiculous. All of it, though, the way he, like, stood, and you can oh the jacket was ridiculous all of all of it stood and you can see him like kind of like it wasn't like he was just like just like naturally like i'm gonna go look over this balcony he like you know he's like and it's like that that guy

could have been wearing anything and playing anything and people were gonna they were like he's so back it's like this is gonna erase the nazi i mean i like this snippet but i just like i like the backstreet Boys. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yes, I can get down with a Backstreet Boys sample, but literally any fucking producer in the world could do that. You know what I mean? It's like that's what we're going to go crazy over

because it's just once you reach that level of you can do no wrong, you can do anything. It's crazy. Which has got to be a sick level of power that people – but deep down, Kim Kardashian must be like – It is very weird. I better avoid that. I better – she steps in that like it's bad. It's like a fight where everyone's everyone takes like five years to wind up their next punch yeah like when that first came out like i believed it because

taylor didn't say it wasn't true right well she was particularly she was gone for a long time because she was like out of the spotlight at that point even i always think about that i'm actually going on taylor watch today so i might ask them too like if she'd said right away like that's not true it's doctored right i'd have been like well she was truly removed and i know she i know she was hurt by it and she in the article she talks about how she moved to england for a year and didn't leave her house and it's all very sad stuff but like i also would have been like hey that's not true yeah i mean that's it's one thing again if it's a he said she said, or if it's like there was some middle ground.

But it's like they put out a fake video. Yeah. That is fucking insane. What a – I mean, and that's the side of it too. Like that's a crazy move. Like for Kim and Kanye to like – As long as it was just like you're going to get caught. Yeah, like why are you doing that?

You can't challenge one of the most popular people in the industry. At that time, she was one of the most popular. Now she's the demon. Now let's forget about it. But the – and expect them to be like, I'll just be quiet about this. Yeah. It's nuts. But they probably did.

They probably were like, we got away with it. Yeah. You're so delusional. You're like, I'm so powerful that'm so powerful not even Taylor would step to me no she just took her time how did that, did she finally came out and said that's doctor I think it was leaked

I don't know where the leak came from but I think it was after reputation it was a long time I wonder if that was someone else or if she I'm on my leaked conspiracy stuff with the otani talks about toronto like if you just have your your camp leak things like if it gets so deep that you have like your certain you know you got tmz on on call right but you also just have like

a million accounts here there and whatever to just be like put this out put that out you know ask rico yeah yeah if fucking rico and jersey jerry are doing things like that can you imagine what fucking tree pain and taylor swift are doing you know it's like you have a whole literal army ready to go but anyway it's the holiday season which means a couple things one uh there's a lot of live events music events christmas events uh rockettes all sorts of live entertainment. Number two, it means that you're looking to get gifts for the men in your life,

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One I was texting about. As opposed to the other weekend? One I was texting about last night. But this one, when I was on Prime, I, like, this movie, and it's just, it's so funny, the name of this movie. It's, what's his name? Fucking George Lopez. And the movie. You're at home just ripping George Lopez movies by yourself?

No, I was scrolling Prime, and it was like a new available to rent. And it's called How the Gringo Stole Christmas. And then the movie description is, A Mexican father's Christmas celebration goes from merry to messy when his daughter shows up with her new boyfriend, an uninvited gringo, in this hilarious holiday comedy. I was like, look, I don't care, but let's just switch it for a second. I was going to say.

I showed up with an uninvited Mexican. And the whole movie's just like, what the fuck's this Mexican doing? Samantha brought home an illegal. That might be the ultimate. Let's play the other. Let's switch it around. I encourage these movies to be made.

It's just very funny. I'd be like, dude, when an uninvited gringo shows up in Ruins, Chris. Dude, gringo, too, when an uninvited gringo shows up in Ruins Chris. Dude, gringo too is to be in the title that is some wild shit. Obviously there are no white people slurs

that are really offensive for obvious reasons but you can't just have a slur up in your title. You can! I encourage it! But let's just not get so mad. Sometimes other people slip up a little bit. Yeah, no, it's funny, cultural and racial interactions. They're funny.

I agree. Let's just go both ways with it. I saw either an interview or something recently. Carlos Mencia was out here still talking about the Joe Rogan shit. Like he was saying how – I just saw the headline being like he – it was unfair what happened to him or some shit like that. It was like what are you doing? I mean those guys – let that shit be dead, dude. Let that go away.

But him, Mencia, George Lopez, Fluffy, I mean if you get the Mexican i mean if you get the the mexican vote if you get the mexican people behind you you have a whole ass career that's that's all you need to do for like the rest of your time how the gringos told christmas is it new is it this year yeah i believe it's now available to rent yeah 2023 81 minutes i mean that's getting watched at my house. 100%. I was taking the picture of it. It started playing. And it's the most basic. George Lopez had a little.

Were you telling me about a pass with Ralph Barbosa? Yeah, he didn't support. They were saying they brought up his name on a podcast. They were doing a roundtable discussion. And they were like saying, they brought up his name on a podcast. They were doing like a, like a round table discussion and someone, they were talking about like the Mexican, you know,

fan base and somebody kept being like, you know, we gotta, we gotta like put on for guys like Ralph Barbosa so he can succeed next and he kept bringing up

Ralph Barbosa and eventually George Lopez was like, who the fuck is this Ralph Barbosa? Like, why are you talking about him so much?

Really? He said it in a way that he knew and was just jealous. Yeah, it's like you know who Ralph isph is really yeah yeah he got called out and then ralph was like i like wait ralph was on the panel no no but it became a thing that it was like why the fuck are you you know why are you talk like why are you not supporting ralph and then ralph was like i don't know yeah those guys have been around for a minute, though. But the other movie I watched, I was texting Kevin about it last night. I actually texted Kirk about it, too, because Kirk's a big Gene Hackman guy.

It's arguably the worst we've ever seen. It's called The Chamber. It's a 1996 John Grisham movie starring Chris O'Donnell and Gene Hackman. Gene Hackman. Gene Hackman is a Klan member white supremacist who blows up a

children's nursery and is on death row for it. And the whole movie is Chris O'Donnell fighting to get him off death row. And he's the most unrepentant, terrible character for Gene Hackman. He does not deny his involvement in the bombing. He bombed.

He's like, I fucking blew that place up. And Chris O'Donnell's running around like, we can't kill this guy. And then they're showing him murder other black people. Crimes he wasn't charged with. And and they're like this guy's got to get off death row it's like i don't know man he shot a black guy with a shotgun in front of his daughter and then blew up a nursery i feel like i feel like we could probably lose his character i don't think he necessarily needs a redemption arc it was nuts oh wait it's his grandfather yes but like he's never met him.

The tagline is a young man fresh out of law school tries to win a reprieve for his racist grandfather who's on death row. So this is just good old fashioned racist murder nepotism. But he's my grandfather. Not a grandfather who raised him. He never met his grandfather.

It doesn't matter at all to the story really. I guess there's some familial stuff, but it's mostly just trying to get this guy who's still calling his prison guards the N-word. By the way, his prison guard's Bo Jackson. Who's still calling his prison guards the N-word and is like a terrible,

terrible person who does not care that he's a racist. He didn't learn his lesson. There's no reason to be rescuing this character. How about this? This story is so well written. It was such an emotional read and it's hard to put down. I shed many, many tears reading about the brutality of the past but it existed. That's a fact.

The Chamber will stir many emotions for the reader but you'll be glad you read it. It was also a John Grisham book. I guess if it's written well but The Chamber was a dreadful place to end up and one that should have deterred people from wanting to commit a heinous crime. What is – the whole time, he had a partner in the bombing. He's like, yeah, but I did it.

It's crazy. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. I kept watching to be like, okay, how are they going to turn this guy around and make me care if he lives or dies? And they just never did it. 12% on not to me. Dude, he's walking the green mile or whatever you want to call it on his way. And he's only saying goodbye to the white people. The other white prisoners, the black prisoners.

And you're supposed to root for him i mean i don't know like he's rooting for chris o'donnell right so like but yeah yeah chris o'donnell's like but even he's like dude why you care about this whole racist dude you never met he who blew up nurseries and murdered black people like it's like it's dude he blew up a nursery nursery. It's crazy. Dude. He killed children. We gotta get this guy off death row. Hey, that's what Christian does, dude. It's one of the wildest movies.

I couldn't believe it the whole time. There's gotta be something else here. No. That's when they made movies back then. I don't know, Greenlight. Yeah, now we gotta watch how the gringo stole Christmas. We had fucking hero arcs for the guy who murdered black people and black babies. Now, here it is. The unwanted white guy ruins Christmas.

Dude, that is the tagline just having, what was it? An uninvited gringo. An uninvited gringo. An uninvited gringo. What the hell? There's a Mexican. I'll tell you what. That would probably play right now. The jokes are so basic, too, in the trailer where it's like, he doesn't even spice it.

Yeah. He probably dresses funny, eats bland food. Can't dance. Can't dance. Yep. Yep. There's this Mexican showing up with their spicy food. Can't dance. Can't dance. Yep. Yep. What is this? Mexican showing up with their spicy food.

Get out of here. Have you guys seen the trailer for Lady Ballers yet from Daily Wire? I know of it. I haven't seen the trailer. What's that? That's like the right wing. Yeah. They produced it.

Yeah. Was it they're all superheroes or something like that? No. It's a man who goes to women's volley. the right wing they produced it was it all superheroes or something like that? no it's a man who goes to women's volley no basketball they make a team oh ok ok I was thinking of when they had Ted Cruz is in it it's like far right

I saw Ben Shapiro talking about it and it's so funny cause he's like he's like talking about the movie and you know I told them they should do this documentary. And as it turns out, it's really hard for a man to play women's sports. So we went with a fake movie. He's like, his words per minute really ramped up during that. As it turns out, it's really hard for a man to play women's sports.

He would have to go through conversion and conversion therapy. No, that's what gay people... What is it? Transition therapy. Yeah, whatever it is. And hormone therapy. And it would have taken years and years. Yeah.

That guy, man. While we're on Christmas stuff, we did Out of Order this weekend. The Out of Order Christmas special is going to be so goddamn funny. Go subscribe to the YouTube now. Is it one sketch? No, one episode.

One episode. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. When's that drop? I don't think we know. I don't know yet. Subscribe now. Probably the 22nd.

Subscribe now. If I had to give a loose date right now, I'm going to go with the 22nd. 22nd. Okay. 22nd. So you have plenty of time now to subscribe. Get it in. You're going to want to see it.

Go to YouTube. Subscribe to Out of Order. We'll get into our interview. We got Michael Bublé on the show. The boobs. The Bublé. The Bublé, man. I guessed way, way at the top of the list of people you never expect on KFC Radio. Never in a million years would I expect Michael Buble on the show.

No. And I'm so happy he came to promote whiskey. And also, he... It's called Fraser and Thompson, by the way. But I have had stuck in my head since that interview ended. I just haven't fucked you yet. I want just that clip. There's a couple times when Buble jumps into Buble mode, and it's awesome.

Yeah. It's awesome. I just haven't fucked you yet. Don't get jealous because your mom wants to have sex with me. It's awesome too. Such a flex. Buble was great. We'll talk about him in a little bit before we get to the interview.

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and have them delivered right to your house. Follow and tag atpirewater on your social media posts for a chance to be reposted, and go to drinkpirewater.com. What's up, KFC fights the gang. Got a classic hypothetical for you. Would you rather give up salt and pepper on your food or water obviously you could eat your food without salt pepper seasoning i mean it would taste like shit or you can get rid of water you could drink sodas or alcohol whatever to get your water intake. No straight water.

Like I was explaining. No salt in the foods. Now, there are other liquids aside from water. I mean, this is the easiest no-brainer in my life. Well, especially for you. Do you even know what show you're calling? I guess I'll say this. If we were talking about –

I don't think people realize just how much salt is in like all their foods like ahead of time yeah you know what i mean like when you when you watch someone like cook they're throwing handfuls of salt in there so obviously that's part of this hypothetical but if we were talking about after the fact, you have an assault pepper shaker putting it on, I don't think I'd ever do that. I'd never touch it. And there's a couple times where I'll be having like a soup or like maybe some noodles of some kind or something like that. And I'm like, this could use salt. Like it's bland.

Salt would fix this problem and I still don't do it. I just don't. I don't ever this could use salt. Like, it's bland. Salt would fix this problem, and I still don't do it. I just don't. I don't ever really think about it, and even when I could use it, I don't go get the fucking shaker and put it on there. So if we're talking about my salt and pepper intake versus my water intake, it's like I could go for the rest of my life without salt and pepper. Yeah, I genuinely don't think I've ever put it on in my life. But you could tell me that, like, if I went to my favorite restaurant right now and they cooked my favorite dish and didn't use salt and pepper, it might totally suck.

Yeah. And I don't realize how important it is to the cooking process. But the aftermath, the after use of it, never. Yeah, when they come over with a pepper shaker, I go, no, I'm all set. No, yeah, I'm all set. It is. No fucking, no thank you. I actually, I definitely don't eat pepper.

I don't like pepper. I actually prefer pepper to salt. I can use a little bit of salt. The pepper, I think, like, overpowers a lot of times what, it's like, it just doesn't taste, I don't want it to taste that way. I want it to taste like the cheese, or I want it to taste like this or that. Now it just tastes like fucking pepper. So, in that regard, I could give up the salt and pepper, no problem. On the other side of things, you know, I understand I need water to survive, but I probably could get by without it.

Yeah, I mean this question is essentially, would you rather your food be a little bland or die? I mean I wonder what would happen if you literally never drank water though. If you only got your hydration from juice, soda – I mean alcohol not you know i don't think you understand how alcohol works but like you could get hydration from juice i guess and it wouldn't be like the end of the world but i wonder if it's like if you never drink water what would happen i bet you'd be okay well the i mean beer was invented so you could drink water like it was like you would at least in the Netherlands it was like

they would brew like a 1% beer because the water wasn't potable so like basically you just drank beer all day like you'd wake up and you'd drink it was like it was very low alcohol percentage but like the water the water wasn't drinkable, so they made beer.

That's cool. So I don't know what age they died at, but you can live for a pretty good period of time. Dude, I've been watching a lot of Naked and Afraid. I just kind of put it on as my background. I'll play video games, put that on, whatever. It's the same show every single time. It's a guy and a girl fighting. The guy says says he can make fire he ends up not being able to make fire the girl gets mad about it they fight for a couple days and then one of them goes home uh

but water is like a huge huge part of it fire and water like the two main things and the amount of times that people will be on like day one and they're like I just, I gotta risk it, I gotta drink the water and just shit and puke themselves for the next five days straight it's unbelievable, they're just like it's like, it's day one they've basically been there for like eight hours

you know, and they're just like, they're just looking at like a puddle of dirty stagnant water and they're like I think we just gotta to do it, man. I think we just got to do it. I'm like, have you ever seen one minute of this show that you're on right now? People – they take one handful and they're just puking and shitting. They have like a whole – they're like, that's where I go and puke and shit.

But you can – I think you can go – how long do you think you can go without water? I can't go very long You probably couldn't go a couple hours I was going to say under an hour Like Under an hour? There are some times when I I want to challenge you

I want to see how long you can go without water Okay When do you want to do it? I don't know what's the best way to do it Well here's the deal I was thinking of doing a live stream. Well, maybe – you know what I should do is maybe I should drink along with you. I should try to keep up with your water.

That's a tough day for you. We're already on liter three and a half – two and a half. Wow, that's so hard the uh the uh i was gonna say that leading up to out of order on the 22nd i was gonna do like a live stream on there on our youtube and during that i will do how water how long can i i will i will i don't I'm not going to say I'll do no water, but I'll see how long I can go without it. I mean, you physically will be able to, but it's almost like an addiction. Yeah. You're like, I need my water.

I think that's why I just talk so much. My mouth gets really dry. Yeah. And I get bored. When I get high at night, sometimes I forget to drink water. Don't. Don't. Did you just do it to him?

Yeah, but I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. Now I'm doing it. But the, even when I forget to drink water, like if I get home and smoke at like six, I'll forget to drink water that night, but I'll still have like a liter and a half. And that's like, that's me forgetting. Because you're stoned and you're like, whatever.

Yeah. Your brain's just not working. I feel like that's one that I gotta drink the most. That's what you, really? Well, I'm just like, cotton mouth. I don't really get the cotton mouth. Ugh, I get it so bad. I wake up, I need to drink more water at night.

Because I wake up, like, eyes dry, like, mouth like... You know, it's like, my body's just like, give me more water, asshole. I have to drink more water. I have to drink more water. Can you do a day where you roughly try to take down how much you drink? Yeah, I'll do it today. I had two at home, and now I'm about half way through this one. Okay, try to give me an exact number, and I'll see if I can even do like half of water i'll fucking drown if i do if i do berks water i think i'll be that guy who died

on the the radio that guy that that's one of my favorite stories ever the guy who ended radio sweepstakes giveaways forever i think it was a woman a woman yeah hold your weight it was uh not a giveaway but a challenge one of those like come on down to, like, you know, Times Square, where Z100 is going to challenge you to do this, and you'll get – or not Times Square. They do it, like, in the station, right? It was always, like, come down to the station. Yeah, it was in California.

And it was, like, you know, you have to do this, like, little challenge, and you win, like, Pearl Jam tickets. And it was who could drink the most water, and she drank herself to death. And that – I think since since that day no radio station has ever done that again it was to get away just hold your wee for a week hold your wee for a week um and she is you had to drink a gallon of water and whoever peed last got the wee and i think her kids got it fucking died technically she should win. Give that to her. Just crying, playing Wii Tennis in the funeral clothes. All right, next up.

What's up, KFC crew? I'm traveling for work and went to the gas station across the street and found some pirate water. First time I ever had margarita. Hell yeah. Delicious. But it got me feeling a certain type of way, and I wanted to ask a question.

And then I started watching World's Dumbest Criminals. What a night, this guy. And so it made me think, what crime could you commit, individually or as a team, and get away with and not end up on this show? Viva. First of all, pirate water and a night of most dangerous criminals is hell yeah, brother. That's a night of entertainment. It's a look that deserves a hell yeah, brother, too.

Yeah, absolutely. This guy. What would you do if I won a million dollars? Pirate Water. Two girls with the same guy. Exactly. KFC Radio heist. What would it be?

I think we'd do Robobank. No, fuck it. Come on, Jack. It's the hardest one to do. Although, I actually, I've read Reddit threads about how people who are fan- I think because of movies, we think it's the hardest one to do. Yeah. Well, I think the way those guys do it in movies is impossible but i'm sure there's i'm sure there's a level of uh of shoplifting type

levels of like they just give you the money yeah like they tell everybody don't risk anything we'll just catch them afterwards the the guy was like i did it for 50 years i just walk in but give me all your money and then i just but you get what like three grand right right i i don't even know yeah i feel like when it's like grand larceny over a certain number that's when you know they get the helicopters on you right i feel like they i feel like banks like factor into the budget like we'll lose like five thousand dollars a month on on robber just miscounting yeah right i mean i'm sure tellers are fucking stealing that shit all the time i i like all the time think about how like i don't understand how anybody is getting caught by the like if if a all the time think about how like i don't understand how anybody is getting

caught by the like if if a search and rescue team gave me like 30 minutes easily you just could hide from them i don't know how long i could last but like i i i really think that i could like like i'll i'll just walk by a bush and i'll be like what if i just hid in there nobody Nobody would know. Nobody would know. Okay. How long, how long you hiding in that bush? Okay. So like the money is the problem,

but like if I get some cash before, uh, I'm good. I'm good. Like I just hide. You're not coming to work. Allie, I could stay in New York.

What? So you're not going to come to work. Um, yeah, I guess I won't come to work. And then you don't go back to your apartment? But occasionally. So you rob a bank.

You're wearing a mask, I guess? Rob a bank. Yeah, bank. Wear a mask. Okay, I don't know how long I could last, but if it was a, what's his face? Car chase, Bronco, white Bronco. OJ.

OJ situation. Like, they wouldn't find me. I don't. Do you know what I mean? I see what you're saying because I fairly recently wrote down, police should be able to be hired in order to have full-blown APB chases. It can be retired police or current for training purposes.

What does that mean? Huh? Say it again. Like, you should be able to, like, hire the cops. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Like, personal... I want a five-star wanted right now. And it's good training for them, and it's fun for me, and we just see how long

we can get away for. I bet they probably don't do it because we get away for a long time. My dad is on the search and rescue team and they do that. I feel like we could do this. I'll bankroll this. We find some retired guys. I'll give them a decent amount of pay. But you can't even be retired because they need to have the resources available.

There's a couple of retired guys you never find. I don't know. Maybe let's find out. That's kind of the fun of it. Maybe these guys would be like, all right, day one, the first thing we do is we go to the guy's office and we lean on these people and we like. But, like, I'm saying even give them access to fucking traffic cameras and fucking security cameras. Like, I want a full-blown chase. The reason I wrote it down is because, like, I think I probably.

I think the problem is – We can probably get away. There's just no way the police are ever anticipating Jackie Nichols robbing a bank. I feel like when it's a major heist, they're like, oh, it's this gang or this fucking lifelong criminal syndicate or whatever. So they're ready for it and they know where you go or they know nothing about you there's no reason so it's like okay they'd be like uh the assailant is like a five foot five girl i don't know like they would you know what i mean they don't they how would they but i think even if they like knew who i was again eventually they could but like if i gave them 24 hours and I'm just like – there's so many alleyways.

I'll be like, who would know if I was just hiding in there? They would never know. I don't know. I feel – well, I mean it depends on what kind of response they give you too though. It's like if there's police like blanketing the streets, I think you get – if your face is like up there like on every TV and everywhere you go and police are like blanketing the streets, I feel like they get you. I don't know, man. In my head when I wrote this down – There's so many places to go.

But even like I just think of like just going up in like the garage I park my car in. I just go sit in that corner yeah yeah probably like three days yeah i i was envisioning starting it like like it's a traffic stop so there's one cop around and and you're like like i'm gonna go oh wow i think then you're fucked i think i get away pretty quick you just want like in a car type of situation In a car No I ditch the car right away But you start in the car

Yeah And then you leave the car But like you're in the city Or you're in an urban area Maybe not city city But like you're not in the country The country you're probably So this cop is running your information

And you're like fuck I'm cooked You just take off He gets in the car and starts chasing after you Yeah you what you eventually ditch that maybe it's not even maybe it's not even there in a car like i'm leaving the scene of a crime and someone's put out no i'm walking and someone's put out a be on the lookout for a man in a tan jacket green pants okay and a cop's driving by a street i walk by and they notice me and they put the car in reverse. They've put the gut lights on

and then we go from there. Chase. I feel like once they know where you are they're like, you know, he's in Chelsea. I think you can't be in a car. I get on the subway, I'm gone. You let me get on the subway, I'm gone.

Yeah, gone. I'll be on the air train to JFK. I'll be in fucking Bermuda in an hour and a half. Well, yeah, but I guess that's the point of what kind of crime we're talking. If it's just like a little crime, yeah, you're probably gone. And it's also because they probably don't care. But that's what I'm saying. I want to be able to pay for a full-blown five-star.

Because in that sense, you can't buy a ticket anywhere because they have all your shit flagged. True. But I can get out of state easy. Once I'm out of state, I might as well be out of the country. I don't know. Maybe. I mean you might be like, yo, hey, we got to call Jersey and let them know. And they're like, shut the fuck up. That very well might be.

But if it's like you get the full court press, you can't spend any money. You can't buy it. Yeah, but even if I charge a credit card, you just know that you have to instantly bolt after. And then again, it's like, okay, charge my credit card. And then I hide in a bush for like an hour. And they're not going to find me in that bush. Oh my God. I think I could do this.

How do we do this? It's very funny. I forget what I was watching. This is why I'm so fucking jealous of Mr. Beast because he just makes these things become reality. I think within a reasonable amount of money, I will do this if I can. But I think it's probably very hard And very expensive to do But I would love to do this with you I said my dad is part of a search and rescue team

In California But he does this I've hid from them for training They found me instantly Then why do you think where's this confidence come from? Because I was like 7 at the time I'm older now And I'm smarter now

And they only Give me a hill But your move Is still hide in a bush Yeah No no They just gave me a hill And there weren't any bushes

I remember trying But wait Search and rescue Was like for like A little kid missing Not someone hiding right Yeah So they were running

Like a Practice on like If a child goes missing Like I had to pretend To be blind So like I wasn't allowed To like see anything It was like It was a whole There were just like Certain constraints That I'm like I want to missing. Like I had to pretend to be blind so like I wasn't allowed to like see anything. It was like a,

it was a whole, there were just like certain constraints that I'm like, I want to redo. Stop that. We got to do this. I want to redo.

No. So your dad is like, what, just drops you off at like the playground and is like pretend to be blind and then he sends his team

No, no, no, no. It was like a training and everyone got like a piece of paper and it was like, here's your like thing. Like you're blind. I was like a blind

70 year old woman and like I had like. Oh, you were a 70 year old. You were seven but you were playing a 70 year old okay and i had to like pretend and where were you it was just like i'm like on like a hill so i was like obviously you're gonna find me on this hill i have to like be a blind 70 year old woman on this hill so i was like well you guys aren't even giving me a chance

so they're like we gotta give jack a tough character. She'll get away otherwise. I knew I was the slippery one. Anyways. So, okay. If I can, if there are any ex or current

law enforcement security team people that we could do like a most dangerous game sort of like you know

manhunt sort of situation yeah the only thing that would stop me I'll probably pay a good dollar for that is what

is what used to stop me playing hide and go seek in I was the greatest hide and go seek player of all time you're just laying there I just

I would be on board yeah I'd get bored and I'd want to get caught dude I my dad's house that he grew up in so my grandparents house when i was young that had an elevator in it and i just figured out you could just hit stop stuck in the middle so we'd play hide and go seek and they wouldn't find me for hours i'd just sit there i'd just sit

in an elevator like i just sit in between floors and we don't know where john is i'm gonna hear him the whole time i was like he's fucking idiots and then and then i'd get bored i'd be like guess what i win again they never had any idea where i was so you want to do uh you want to just like three two one go and you like run out of the building and just go or what? How does it start? I feel like I feel like you give us like 30 minutes.

Okay. So it's like how far could we really go in 30 minutes? Far. Far. Far. So far. And then

you're allowed to use as much technology as you want you can use as big of a team as you want. That's probably the thing is trying to do something like this, like we need, you know, in order to catch it, we need to use like some fucking top notch. That's what I'm saying. If you just get ex-cops.

What about, what about. You need the full power of the American government to find me. What about if we confine it to like a neighborhood? Yeah. Even like, what if we confine it to a neighborhood? Yeah. Even like, what if we confine it to just the Barstool office? We're just playing hide and seek now, then.

I mean, if you give me New York City and ex-cops, you're not finding me. You're not finding me. Current cops, you think they are? Yeah, because they need to use fucking security systems. They need to use like... They need to be on the radio. But that's the stuff that... You need all $9 billion at the NYPD. They are? Yeah, because they need to use fucking security systems. They need to use like – They need to be on the radio. They need to be on the radio. But that's the stuff that – You need all $9 billion.

But I think in real life that's why they would catch you because they just do that stuff. They just like get on the horn and be on the lookout for this and there's just more fucking cops. But like what if I just go to Times Square? Like we're looking for a white guy, six feet tall. Yeah. I know. I know. I'm with you.

Everyone looks like him. I'm trying to play the other side of it. It might be one of those things where you talk to officials and they're like, yeah, we would catch all of you in a second. You just don't realize it, but it doesn't feel that way. I think you guys would all be caught. If you're using all the technology, 30

minutes tops. Let me break it down for you. You walk out of this building, right, Jackie? They know this is your last location, so they use that security footage. Then let's say you go down to the subway. They use that security footage. Guess what? I already changed by the time I got to the subway.

I'm not an idiot. I'm not going straight to the subway. Then they would see you change. Where would you go? How would they see me change? There's cameras everywhere, bro. Post 9-11 world. They have cameras everywhere.

Bro, do you know how long it would take them to get access to an ATM at a barbershop where I take my jacket off to find out what color shirt I'm in now? I'm gone, bro. Street cameras? I'm like, I'm set on this bush. I'm hiding out in a bush where they don't have cameras. What bush are you hiding in? This is in Fortnite. What is this bush? There's a specific bush that I saw.

Where is the bush? I'm not going to tell you where the bush is. But like, perhaps there's not cameras on the bush i i think there are i don't think you realize how there are cameras everywhere are there yeah yeah there's there's cameras absolutely everywhere i mean i also have a good stamina if you're talking like the real real shit i think they use like satellites and stuff but that's for like fucking interpol chasing you don't think your face is an id like immediately from how many times you've given it to, like, Apple? Mm-hmm. You know?

But, again, that is the full-court press of technology. Yeah, that's, of course. If it's not that, if it is just, like, this girl, like, fucking stole a bag from a store, like, but it's worth, like, $10,000. I'm sure there's, like like enough police force on that, but they're also like, we've got a million other things going. So, you know, precinct 35, go work on this, but otherwise don't worry about it, you know? I think eventually they'll be like, maybe we find them, maybe we don't.

I know, but we're saying in a hypothetical situation where it's like you use everything. Oh, if it's everything, yeah, you guys are caught like instantly. I don't think so. Like 20 minutes. Yeah. No way. I think if you have. I know the barbershop I pop in. So you're saying, like, if you were

a terrorist, like, that level of... Yeah, you're gone. You're done. You'll get me eventually. I'll slip up, but you're not catching me day one. Yeah. 24 hours, you're not catching me. No. And how are you getting away? Like, you're not. You're sitting in the bush. Because the minute you try to buy, like buy a ticket or anything, you're fucked.

Yeah. Yeah. No, you'll get me eventually again because I'll be bored. And I'll be like, you know what? I bet prison is more fun than this. But the day – I'll get away for a day. I'll have a comfy night's sleep before you catch me. Yeah.

This is changing though. This changed into like you can get me after a day. It's, it's, no, it's not changing. My whole thing was, I just want to know how long it would take. I always do that, catch me. But, like, I don't think you're getting me right away. I'll even use a credit card. I'll eat my lunch, run.

They won't catch me. I don't know. I think they will catch you. I think they catch... This is the great thing about saying crazy things. I can jump from building to building because you're never going to know. We own that building now. Better watch out.

I think they catch shit before it even happens half the time. You don't even realize it. It's like the crime wasn't even committed because we knew you were about to do it before it happened okay okay but that's not hypothetical i'm saying that that's how good they are though it's like i don't think you know there are people out there planning crimes and that shit does not even get get done i think the movies make you think that that's like i i agree with that i think i think most cops are like i just want to go home yeah like we're talking about you know what are not talking about cops. What are we talking about?

Yes, the average NYPD guys, maybe like whatever, dude. You're talking about the full court press. Five stars in GTA. I think a lot of people are really dumb. And I think, again, I think. But you're one of those dumb people. But I'm not as dumb. There's levels of dumbness.

You are for sure dumb. You are one of the dumber people out there. I don't think so, man. I think I'm running for the American government for a long time. Let's say, okay, forget the bush. Let's say I'm like hiding out. Let's say I'm like hiding out at a third floor acupuncture spot. I'm paying only cash. How would the CIA ever

know that I'm in this third floor on 44th Street? That is where I do think... I actually had that also thought. That's a good one. We just run it back. Keep putting needles in me. Bush, acupuncture. Bush, acupuncture.

I can just see it on the news now, like 7 o'clock news. They caught Jackie Nichols. She was in a bush and an acupuncture. She looks like Hellraiser. They just like keep the security down. I would imagine it's like, you know, they have the footage of you running out of the barstool office. You went this corner. They have the footage from this way.

This footage, that footage, and they see the footage of you walking into a third floor. I can't picture. This is probably such a boring 30-minute conversation. No, I disagree. I think everyone at home is screaming. This is what podcasting is made of. I'm actually happy this happened.

I was thinking this was kind of a boring podcast up until now. Now this is a real podcast. This is what it's all about. This is ATI come to life. If I can spend some money on like we need to just kind of like make a lesser scenario where it's like because we're not going to have the full court press but it's like so you can't go absolutely everywhere but it's like if we could you know get a couple people and you're you're confined to a certain area

we could probably replicate something that's similar. I would be down for that. I'd be interested to find out how long I could evade police. I'll either, depending on how much this could potentially cost, we could either hire some ex or side hustle type guys.

We'll talk to Mike. Maybe he's got some people. Or I'll just hire regular ass people. Just a game of Manhunt. You and Jackie run around the city, and a bunch of regulars try to chase you. But again, it's confined to a little bit of an area. Okay. Bro, are you watching Surviving Barstool?

I'm in it for five minutes. I hid the whole time. There were cameras everywhere. Couldn't find me. I hid the whole time. There were cameras everywhere. Couldn't find me. I just never read it. The only time I'm in it is one of the games I had to be in. My little sister texted me and says, I really like Feidelberg, but the only time I see him in Surviving Barstool is when he's eating. Eating?

All I did was play games and eat the whole time. To be fair, though, they explained to me. They were like, Dave gets a lot of air time because he's gone the rest of the show. You know what I mean? So we need – I was actively – I'm not like, what the hell? I'm not in the show. No, I knew what I was doing.

I was actively hiding. I'm like, they keep cutting me out. No, I'm not on. They were not – I would not do anything interesting in front of cameras. I'm the exact opposite. I was always in the mix and I feel like I've been on air probably just as much as you've been. I feel like people were constantly

like, where's Fights? Here's the deal. He's already hiding from the wall. I just know I'm bad at the game so the best way to be play a game you're bad at stay away from it yeah yeah yeah yeah like the i actually was the there the clip the other day of like us talking to tommy and it was like the least believable thing of all time but yeah like yeah i'm bad at it right so better to not have those conversations where people know that you're not on their team. Final week, man.

This is it. Then we got the finale in Chicago, which we'll see what that brings. I think that'll either be, like, explosive or, like, I don't know, a dud. Yeah. I don't think – I think there's a chance for fireworks or a chance for just, like – I think they'll be fireworks. You think so? Keegs is, like, the host. Yeah, Keegs doesn't let things, like, slide.

Keegs is going to stir shit. Yeah, yeah. The 999 might be worth the finale a lot. Yeah. If that's the case. Kelly going – I mean, like, Keegs has said not to me in confidence. Like, out there, she's like, I'm going i mean like i keith has said not to me in confidence like out there

she's like i'm gonna make a mess barcelona drama is very fun when you're not in it there are times when i'm hosting the radio and i'm just like what about this what about that i can't get caught up in any of this um all right let's let let's see what the response is from maybe case radio fans if we can. Maybe there are some people out there who have – I'm sure there are people out there who have done this hypothetical the other way, being like, I could find anybody. Now's your chance. Now's your chance.

Go find Jackie in a bush or the third floor of an acupuncture studio. We are in the final week of Surviving Barstool, which means if you're watching, I've been eating factory meals now for several days in a row on Surviving Barstool, which means if you're watching, I've been eating factory meals now for several days in a row on Surviving Barstool. And I cannot stress to you how much I love them. This is not one of these meal preps. You know, some of the other meal preps are like, you can take less than an hour to cook. It's like, that's a long time, like an hour of cooking. I don't need that.

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sat down and I said hello to John and he goes, I've already had the worst morning of my life. I said, what happened? He started talking. I said, you stop right there. We got to get this on record. I'll set the scene real quick. John's cousin moved in with him a couple,

whatever, last year. When he moved in, he moved all of John's shit out of his apartment into storage without telling him, basically. He just took all his shit. I'm sure we talked about it. It was a surprise the morning they were there. I was like, what is all this noise? Who's taking my couch?

They took all his shit, put it in storage. He moved in. He has since moved out, and now it's time for John to get his stuff back. John gets up. It's a Friday morning. We rarely come in on Fridays, but we got Buble for a special interview,

so it's already... That's why I scheduled it for today. Today. So you're like, we're not going to work on Friday. I'll be home for the guys from the storage unit to return my stuff. But John gets the phone call. Hey, what's up, man? It's Ray from.

Come on down. We got your stuff. And that's where the morning begins. That's where the morning is. Well, the morning had already begun. I was so excited for Buble. I woke up early, 7.30, no alarm, just jacked up, ready to interview Buble. Wool pants, a nice sweater.

Doug, feel this wool. This is rough wool. This wool? All of it. All of it. Oh, man. It's like you're wearing scrubbing pads. What is it called?

I'm like a... Iron wool. What's it called? I'm like a – Iron wool. What's that called? Iron wool. Steel wool. Steel wool. Stop it. Iron wool.

I feel like almost like a primitive homo sapien where like I've – You have like just like loincloth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just – This is rough. You know what? Also very appropriate for Buble and the Christmas time though. Just like loincloth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just burlap savvy. You know what's also very appropriate for Buble and the Christmas time, though? This is the shit that your parents put you in when you're like six.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you grow up, you buy your own shit. It's like, I'm going to get cashmere. I'm going to get this soft stuff. When you're a kid, your parents wrap you in burlap stuff. Yeah, I was like, I want the raw stuff. Make my nipples bleed. So you're in the worst clothing possible. And i've been in this since about 8 15 9 30 i get a call yo what up it's ray i was like all right man

well cool i'll be right downstairs i had to go to the atm anyway to get cash to like tip him and stuff like that so i'll come down to let you in ran to the bodega and i was like what's up man nice to meet you i was like what is it it's just like a table and a couch and like he's like no you got a table couch got a few chairs and i was like okay cool's up, man? Nice to meet you. I was like, what is it? It's just like a table and a couch. He's like, no, you got a table, couch, got a few chairs. And I was like, okay, cool. I always wanted to make sure everything was going to be done in time by 10 at the latest so I could get here. And I was like, word, word. And you're just going to bring it all up?

Because I was like, you can't bring it all up. It's a couch and it's a fucking desk, and it's chairs. Everybody already knows where this is going. Everybody knows where this is going for John Feidelberg. He goes, not Haley's here. And I look in the back of the bus, and it's just, it's not Ernestine. It's not. It's a Haley.

It's a Haley. Her name's Haley. She looks like a Haley. You didn't get a Helga. You got a Haley. I'm not the most masculine man. Look how I'm dressed. There are plenty of women who could have showed up and I'd been like, I'll let her take that fucking couch.

And I was like, well, I can't. I can't. What is Haley doing? And so I was like, well, I can't. I can't. What is Haley doing? And so I was like, at first I was like, all right, all right, I'll grab a chair. I'll grab a chair. Because I didn't want to be like, I'm also going to be like, hey, woman, you can't do your job. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's my point.

What is Haley doing even like signing up to work for ****? Because she knows this is the gig. But yeah, it's probably a hustle. She shows up. She goes, these men never let me live. I just to work for ***. Because she knows this is the gig. But yeah, it's probably a hustle. She shows up, she goes, these men never let me live with them. I just get paid for it. And so we get the chairs up, get the table up, and then... So you're already making...

And this is a walk-up, right? Oh, it's a walk-up. So you're already making multiple runs up. It's a very long flight of stairs. It's steep. Steep. It's a ladder. First thing Ray said, he's like, you don't got a girlfriend, do you?

And I was like, no, but what? What does that mean? What, girls can't walk up to Steve? I was like, you're right, you're right. It has everything to do with my fucking apartment. My apartment has too many steps to get to it. That's why women won't fuck me. They look at me and they can just see.

They're like, I bet that guy's got a lot of steps to his house. And then so now I'm in my apartment and the door is open because there's one thing left. And I was like, I'm just going to see what happens. Yeah. Because I can't. I feel like other people help with the little things too. Yeah, sure, sure. I was grabbing the chairs and stuff like that.

And then it's just like down to the couch. And I was like just standing in the hallway, like standing in my living room, just listening to. And Greg going, whoo. And then like. I was just like, I mean, God damn it. I went out and I was like, you guys,

you need help? And she was like, yeah, that'd be great. So I fucking pushed it all the way upstairs. I ended up moving in. I have four things, I moved in three. And then I tipped them. And I'm assuming

But I started So when they're moving the couch in, I was like Again, I'm not going to be like, hey lady you can't lift this. So I was like, I'll let her try. Was she surprisingly strong or she was just a I didn't see. I was in my apartment. So they were at the bottom of the stairs. But I try like surprisingly strong or she was just i didn't see i was in my apartment so they were at the bottom of the stairs but i was like all right i'll just fucking

get all the tape off you know they protect the things so i'll get all the tape and the rugs off the chairs and the desk and i'm in i'm there like with a little little like like filleting knife like just cutting the tape and i was like this is a real reversal of roles like i feel like i'm gathering right now while they're out there hunting. And then the hunting yells got a little loud. And I had to go down and be like, hey, do you want me to give you a hand? And she, like, I thought maybe, like, she'd be like, get the fuck out. That's why I was nervous.

I thought she'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is my fucking job. And she was like, oh, yeah. Here you go. I was waiting. Thought you'd never ask i can't believe you let me use the six stairs outside yeah you can you can take it up these 20 inside are these things you even like wanted back nope yeah i was gonna say well you should have just been like keep this shit as i was fucking the couch now you're gonna have to move it out i have to move it out the the couch i guess i like i'm never gonna use it yeah but like that room is just empty i just have an extra bedroom with fucking a boxing machine in it yeah and i was like i guess i

could put a couch in it um but like the come over watch me hit the bag? As I was, like, taking the tan, I'm so itchy because I'm so sweaty. Itchy legs, sweaty legs on a wool pants is, like. Dude, I might take my pants down to my ankles and just air it out. Like, I'm so, so hot right now. Inside of me is, like like the ecosystem We're talking about It's just It's just so hot And wet

It's raining Inside of John's clothes Inside of my clothes I am so hot And wet baby Hi Bublé Nice to meet you Only you dude

This is why When I say that I'm in the Truman Show Sometimes you're like Whatever I don't get it man This is You're more in the Truman Show than I am.

The amount of weird shit that happens to you, dude. It's like, at what point are you going to start to jump on board with me and Jackie in the simulation? You're on season 34, man, of a show. This is crazy. I was coming up the subway because I couldn't walk anymore. It was too hot. I was in the subway up here, and I was coming up the subway because I couldn't walk anymore. It was too hot. I was coming up, and there's a very similar situation in a Curb episode, later seasons, where Larry – Actually, no.

I think it was middle seasons where Larry has a driver who's a woman, and she just can't carry his bag. So he carries him, gets a bum shoulder, whatever. And I was like, I've had a weird amount of things that are just like that same thing happened. Like how? I mean, dude, Haley was all of 5'2", a buck 15. So what are we doing? It's working. We're moving. I love the guy being like, yo, all right, here's the team.

It's me, Ray. Over here we got Haley. Like if it's one thing, if it's like I'm here to move your stuff, like oh, my girlfriend needed to come for the ride, like she's going to help. But to be like the team is here. It's Ray, you, and this girl. Like what should I have done? I probably would have left.

I think I would have been like, I got to go to work. Like, lock up on your way out. I don't think. Sorry. It's actually funny. Sass is a similar story to that where he had fucking, he tried to move a couch into his apartment. Couldn't get in. Had to get, like, someone to come move it in.

And he was like, I got to go. And they're like, you have to stay to make sure I don't steal stuff. He's like, just don't steal stuff. I don't know if I'm legally allowed. I would have just left them. Here you go. Just close the door locks behind you. Close it up. Yeah, I think I would have done. Especially you.

Most people would be worried about something getting stolen. You don't have anything of value in there at all. Nothing. Nothing at all. As a matter of fact, take some things on your way out as a matter of fact i as a matter of fact keep the couch i recently had a situation where like one of the supers or whatever was coming in and out and they like flipped a switch on my door handle so it just stayed so it didn't lock behind you because they were jacking like stuff downstairs come back forth whatever sure and i didn't fix it i didn't fix that for months oh i find out like i don't lock anything behind me if you find my car you can steal it get right in if

you find my house you can walk right in my apartment all that you you, whatever, man. I haven't locked anything in a minute. All right. Now let's get into our interview with Michael Buble, who is funny. I addressed it with him right away. But people talk about Buble as if he's not a normal human because he's just like this Christmas. He's like Santa Claus. He's like, is he real or not? He's just like this Christmas story where you just hear his voice singing all the time. And it turns

out he's just like a regular ass dude who wants to like have some drinks, sip some whiskey and shoot the shit with the boys. So a very surprising Michael Bublé on KFC Radio. Let's talk to him. The Solo Stove. I got mine sitting in my backyard right now. It's all zipped up in the weatherproof case. I'm thinking about lighting it up

for the holiday season. Maybe the first snow we get. a little white Christmas action. I'm going to go out there, light the solo stove, going to roast some marshmallows, make some s'mores, stay heat up by the fire, and not have to get all smoky. That's the magic of solo stove. While you're burning it, and usually there's smoke getting in your eyes and getting in your hair and in your clothes. You don't have to worry about any of that. It all siphons up right in the middle of the circular cylinder. Somehow the engineering figured it out where none of the smoke bothers you, and you can still get all the heat and warmth and ambiance of the Solo Stove.

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they've got you covered for all of your outdoor fire pit needs. So run, don't walk to solostove.com to pick up the limited edition pit and join Snoop in going smokeless for good. So I don't know if you gentlemen know, I was telling your producer, that many times, you know,

as a massive international celebrity superstar, no, you know, your publicist calls and goes like, so here's what it is, you're going to go do this and you're going to go do this. But you do know, or maybe you don't know that i called my publicity department and said can i come and do this get out of here you know that no i don't know that shut up so this was not this was not something where so you know us oh fuck yeah of course yeah and i and i and my thing was can i go and do it and she was like I was like

because I'm going to do all this booze press and for the whiskey and stuff and I came so I came up with I came up with a few things like I came up with this

I want to do this I want to go see Elvis Duran I wanted to go I did a podcast with Jason Derulo no way and they were like okay you want to do that

and I was like yes I do fuck yeah let's go man that's the nicest thing that you want to do that? And I was like, yes, I do. Fuck yeah. Let's go, man. That's the nicest thing that's ever happened to me. What do you watch? I was like, I watch everything.

Like, a lot of the time, I'm looking for, like, I'm looking for my fantasy football tips. Yeah. And just, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It's just, yeah. Dude, hell yeah. Well, it is. Michael Bublé, it is an absolute honor

dude you know it's so funny it is a genuine honor I feel like this might be something that happens with an OU it is a real honor I feel like it might be

something that like happens to you often maybe but they were like Michael Buble wants to do the show and they were like

he's actually got a great sense of humor and likes to talk he's like a normal guy like, he's actually got a great sense of humor and likes to talk. Oh, he's like a normal guy. Yeah. Oh, he's not a fucking Christmas singing robot. He's a normal human who likes to, like, converse with people. No fucking kidding, man.

But, dude, can I ask you something? Yeah. And you don't have to be honest. You can be as honest as you want to be. How many, like, celebs have you met? Have you met a bunch? Yes. Yeah, but none of them request us.

Did you know, I was just talking about this. So many of them are so good at being charming. Yeah. Really great with the cameras on. Yeah. And they're amazing. You want to be their best friend, but they're amazing because they're assholes. Yeah.

I've nailed it. I can fake that sincerity so well. Are you doing it right now? Yes. He's like, I didn't ask him all this stupid fucking joke. I don't even know who the fuck you guys are. I thought I was getting free Kentucky Fried Chicken, honestly.

There is this surprising – there's a lot of people that are genuine, especially – we deal with a lot of comics. We're like pretty regular people deep down. But there are a lot of people where like they'll walk out and I'm like, I think they – I think we're like really best friends. Like that movie idea we kicked around, I think we're like really best friends like that movie idea we kicked around I think we're really gonna make that movie like he really wanted me to like follow him on Instagram we're gonna like we're gonna talk and like never talk to you again that was a big one with uh I love watching your engineer I'm just I'm having more fun watching you react to it yeah Jackie's like some of you genuinely like you're like smiling and other shit you're just

like yeah she's heard more of us than anybody because she's got to listen to it now. She's got to listen to it on the edit. For the people that don't know, when I walked in, I shook hands. We did like a manly chest bump kind of thing. And then you just gave me your fist. You treated me like Howie Mendo. I told him,

I said, do not touch him with your hand. Because I had just touched it a second ago. And what I felt, clammy and moist and wet does not even begin to describe it. Why does that make me hot? Oh, you've seen Salt Burn, have you? Why is this weird thing turning me on? So what happened? Dude, this morning I had to.

These sort of stories happen to him and only him like every single day. Okay. But this morning I was getting a – I had a couch and I had some things in storage and I was just getting them delivered. You can't even – you got to really go back even a step further to really understand it. He had a cousin move in with him and move his shit out. He was like, I'm moving in with you. I'm getting your shit out of here and i'm gonna put it in storage okay and he was kind of like okay i guess and then his cousin moved out eventually

and now he's got to get now his cousin sends his stuff from storage back to his apartment how did that happen that i can tell you i know just knowing him he doesn't even really want this shit to begin with it's like a random couch and a couple chairs. He doesn't need it in the first place, but he schedules this delivery for Friday. Michael Buble all of a sudden decides he wants to come on our show, so he's got a conflict of interest, and that's where the morning begins where this company shows up to deliver his shit back to him. They called me this morning, and they were like,

I had woken up very early to the various types of interview woke up at 7 30 and i was like jacked up and just excited and got dressed in all this wool and i i'm like the roughest wool you ever felt i'll be honest michael i was like i'm gonna get a little christmasy with booble i'm gonna put out a little green little reds whatever and and the um they, and they're like, it's this dude Ray. And he's like, yo, what up? It's Ray. I'm here with your – it's a couch, it's a desk, and it's two chairs. And I was like, cool, I'll come downstairs.

I'll let you in. I had to hit the bodega to grab some cash to tip him anyway. So I get downstairs, and it's just Ray standing outside the truck. And I was like, is it just you here? And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. I got Haley with me and Haley was this little woman in the truck who was all of 110 pounds. Oh, and she was the one

that was going to help. And she was going to help him and then I watched them start getting the couch up the thing and I was like, I didn't want to step in and be like, get out of the way! But I just kind of offered, I was like, do you want a hand? And she just went, oh, that'd be great. And I just stepped away.

And so I moved an apartment this morning. Three-story walk-up. And I'm soaking wet. And I'm so hot. And Kevin was like, you can't touch me. And you went hard. You were like, those pants are hot. Feel this.

Feel these. They are. It's a raw wool. What is it? It is wool. It's like straight from the What is it? It's just wool. It's just right off the sheet. It was like they sheared the sheet. So itchy, dude.

And then threw it on. You're not dressed in it. You're warm, too. I mean, but I'm cozy. I'm good. This right here. I could wear this regularly, let alone to move. We fucking did it.

Yeah, we're here now. We are here now. I didn't sleep either. I was in a thing last night and, you know, pressing the flesh for the whiskey. And I didn't get in until 3 a.m. And I woke up at, I think I fell asleep. I woke up at 5 a.m. What?

And then I, you know. You look great for these hours. I'm wearing makeup. How old are you? How old am I? Yeah. 48. You look fucking great.

Oh, dude. Come on. You're 48? You know what? I just, it's like, I think it's 48. You look fucking great. Oh, dude. Come on. You're 48? You know what? I just, it's like, I think it's the baby blood and the bubble. I'm going to get canceled. That's it. It's the adrenal growth.

It's the adrenal growth. But literally, listen, there's a dude that put makeup on me before I showed up. Yeah, yeah. How many was weird? I got, at 5 a.m., I got on me before I showed up. Yeah, yeah. How many was he shooting? It was weird. At 5 a.m., I got up, and I was tired. But you know when you wake up and you go on a TikTok or something, and then all of a sudden you just start going?

And then I was like, oh, I'll go back to sleep. I couldn't get back to sleep. I had a heating blanket. I was like, if I put the heating blanket on, that will – but that was it. I was excited. I was excited. I get excited to go and do stuff like this. You were drinking this last night.

I'm using that every day. A little Frazier. Every minute of every day, man. This morning. Yeah. As a matter of fact. And you're not going to drink, and that's okay. No, you know what?

No, it's early, dude. It's okay. It is early. But I'm not going to not drink Michael Williams whiskey. I'm going to leave you guys a bunch. You know what? It's – I don't know what I'm talking about. When it comes to whiskey?

I'm learning, right? But I just like what I like And I'm really proud man It's really good Smooth and sweet And I'm excited Born at the fork of two rivers Well let's take a little sip here Okay

Let me get Jack grab a couple glasses from the, from the kitchen. We'll get some nice glasses. We, we, we, we were working with a different whiskey last year and they, and so we did a little bit of like tasting and, and got into the, the whiskey world a little bit. And there's just such a difference from like, you know, the whiskey you drink when you're like a kid, like versus like learning what whiskey is and when it's spicy and when it's sweet and when it's smooth and all that. Are you good at knowing now?

No, no, no. But when we sat there with a specialist and we did a flight and we did the tastings, I was like, oh, I get what you're talking about now. Basically, dude, I won't go to talking about now. Basically, dude, I, um, I won't go to, this sounds weird. I know, but I won't go to a store and spend 90 bucks trying something new, but I will spend 35 bucks.

And so like, um, I wanted to create something that was accessible, like make a 35 buck whiskey that, that was like, tasted good. Like you got great value. Like it looked good.

Basically, if you walked into a party with fancy, dancey dudes who were drinking a 3,000-baller of Poppy Van Winkle that I could bring this shit in and you would go, no. I was going to say, it's got the look to it. It's got the feel. It's got the smell. Cheers, man.

Thank you guys for having me. Thank you very much for coming. We're finally together. I'm so happy your house is in order now. Oh. Smooth is the key for me. This you very much for coming. We're finally together. I'm so happy your house is in order now. Oh. Smooth is the key for me. This is a North American whiskey. It's a North American.

Yes. So what happened is I, this wasn't supposed to be like this. Like I mean to say this wasn't going to be some big thing

where I came to do it. Me and my wife at my birthday like three and a half years ago this guy brought us a whiskey from Montreal and he had a distillery and he was like, oh, maybe you want to be like the face of it.

But it wasn't a big enough distillery. I mean, it was a boutique. And my manager was like, dude, you're doing like bubbly and you're doing Rolex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No offense, but you're just kind of beyond this. It's not beyond it.

Just like, what's in it for you and it was so good I got I mean I got trashed at the party but I said to my wife I was like I was like

thank you brother I was like what if I said to my wife what if we like what if we buy the company with this guy Paul Serka

in Montreal I knew nothing like I kept I joke about it but I kept calling it a brewery. And then the guy was like... You don't brew whiskey! And then,

I won't go into the whole story because it gets boring, but basically it went from this fun thing of going like, yeah, we'll be part of a boutique. We'll drink free whiskey. And then this dude in las vegas was like uh you need to go and talk to this guy at the southern glazers this big distributor guy

shelly stein and i went to meet with shelly stein i like chinese food to him and his wife and he was like uh you know i've kind of done this before with i did with ryan reynolds and we did it with clooney we did it with and i was We did it with, and I was like, okay. And then he was like, why don't we see if we can create a juice? Like take your Circa and have your master distiller create something. And then we got into, do you know what Heaven Hill is? You ever heard of Heaven Hill? No. So Heaven Hill is one of the greatest whiskey makers in the world.

They're in Kentucky. They're like the big ones. Like a lot of the stuff that you love that you might drink is from Heaven Hill. So 100 years old, never worked with an outside person. I'm the first one. So then,

by the way, this is all like, you ever watch Mr. Magoo? Somebody was just talking about this yesterday. You know how he walks on the shit and then he's going to die

but then the message just comes up? That is basically how this happened. It was me being like Mr. Magoo and going like, stumbling your way into your own. And then then like all of a sudden it just like started to happen and get bigger and bigger

and i was like well this could be like this could be something now like and now it's it is something when you start to throw around reynolds and well i called i called ryan's like ryan i know like i'm gonna say ryan's like my best friend but i i Ryan. You're from the same country. Yeah, I was going to say, you're all Canadian. You're probably friends with Justin Bieber, too. That's how it works, right? Yeah, totally. But he's been always really nice to me. He's always, like, really, like, generous with his time and stuff.

Yeah. And I was like, dude, do you know these people? And he was like, yeah, of course. That was aviation. That's what we hit it with. And I was like, dude, I don't know what I'm talking about. And he was like, I didn't know what I was talking about either. And now I'm going to buy the Senators.

Exactly. It worked out pretty well. He goes, just have fun. He goes, Mike, just enjoy, man. But you know what? That's what it's about. That's sick. For every one person, let's say, who really knows what they're talking about.

I keep doing this. I'm so sorry there's a whatever cheers there's like a thousand people a million people who are just like i don't know i just want to drink the whiskey yeah and have it taste good and get a little fucked up and you know have a i think have a old-fashioned or whatever your taste is you know i love it all yeah i that's i think like how the best stuff is weird like for you boys are you the longest are you have you been here well Dave created it so he's yeah but then

I've been here since oh nine yeah but my point is like when you started right did you know it would be this oh no no no no you never you've probably never thought we're like oh just doing what we do my only my only hope was uh just to be able to get like a living wage like a salary out of it.

Because I had started a different job that was paying pretty well as far as out-of-school jobs. And I was like, if I can get something that's even in this ballpark and not have to do this bullshit, I'll be happy for life. So the day that he was like, I'll give you $50,000 a year, I was like, done. My job is complete. And then 15 years later, I'll give you $50,000 a year, I was like, done. My job is complete. And then 15 years later, I'm drinking whiskey with Michael Buble. It's like, I never fucking thought to do it. Cheers to that. That is how I just cheered to an audience that isn't here.

They are there, though. They are there. This is good. I'm happy you guys have me here this time of year, too. Because you know I'm not so big into Christmas. Well, I mean, I'm sure you've answered a million Christmas questions in your time. Dude. Was it because you loved Christmas?

Is it because you love that music? Is it because it's just good business? Do you hate it by now? I made one record 13 years ago, and the reason why it worked so well is because i genuinely i love christmas yeah yeah my mom and dad my mom and dad loved me and my sisters and made it like the best halloween came and i could smell christmas and i was like i was always sentimental about it always nostalgic and just really good family but um it's funny man there was a while there were where like a few years,

where the record was huge, and then I was doing Christmas, and it was like, and I would get, I honestly would get, it would hurt me. Like people would be like, hey, Christmas guy,

I love your Christmas, and I would like, and I would make jokes. I still make jokes. I'm always, my thing that I say to people, and they're like, hey, it's the Christmas guy,

and I'm like, dude, I dominate Christmas and Valentine's And your mom Wants to sleep with me She does Don't get mad She's thinking about me and touching

But really There was years where it was like This is going to be too deep And I'm not going to get too deep but I was like I was like getting like resent I was like yeah right and I couldn't

I didn't realize that people weren't saying that I wasn't you know I was doing that and then my son got sick or whatever and I was in the hospital and I don't know why dude but it was one of those weird epiphanies. I remember sitting in this bed, and I was like, oh, my God.

I remember saying it to my wife. I was like, babe, I am synonymous with the greatest time of the year. When people are assholes to each other for like a month and a half and i'm part of that like probably it's santa i'm the sound track yeah and now i'm like now it's like i dig it man yeah yeah i also like no joke i love dude i love like that i like listen to be fair if if and i'm not gonna say about anybody i'm not talking shit but if i just if you just saw me at christmas and i didn't tour in 50 countries or do you know what i'm talking about like then it would suck then i would be then i would be really

insecure and i'd be like okay like i really am living in a cave and coming out of a cave. So the fact that I have a life besides that is, that's what gives me this ability to just basically, now I laugh at myself. Let it rip. I think it's me. And dude, I actually sit in the shower and sing Christmas shit to myself. I love it that much.

Are you sitting there just going like, God damn, my voice is perfect for Christmas. It love it that much. Are you sitting there just going like, God damn, my voice is perfect for this tune? It really sounds like it. I will literally, dude, in the shower this morning,

no lie, I was literally in the shower this morning and because it was a really bouncy, echoey shower, I think I'm staying in kind of a shitty hotel.

But the shower is like L-echoey and I was going, I'll play my drums for you. And I was like, I'll echo it. And I was going, I'll play my drums for you. Pa rum pum pum pum. And I was really thinking that. I sound good. I'll play my best for you.

Everybody. Pa rum pum pum pum. Rum pum pum pum. Rum pum pum pum. In my bum. Bum. Bum. Bum. I was like, I don't know the lyrics.

Dude, as you were going through this. Dude, there's something that happens when that voice comes on. Holy shit. You mentioned the shower. I got a little more moist. And then I was like, I think you might sing a little bit. I think you might sing a little bit. And then he's like, let's go.

But I get what you're saying because i i i became a boob blade fan a booblaniac and uh not with christmas stuff i i remember it vividly i was at fordham i was probably 2007 2008 we're going to visit friends at yukon and we're driving and bro i swear to god the entire drive all we did was just have a minute we were fucking and then as i even i'll say this yesterday we were doing a secret santa thing and your name I swear to God, the entire drive, all we did was put Just Haven't Met You in it. We were fucking hammering it. And then as I was – I'll tell you this. Yesterday we were doing a Secret Santa thing and your name came up.

And everybody started singing that song. Yeah. Oh, really? It's like just as synonymous as you are with Christmas. You have like one of those hits that like everybody – Oh, I love them. But whenever – I didn't even – not like I would get like mad. But people would be like, oh, Christmas.

I'd be like, oh, I didn't like – I didn't know he's like I would get mad, but people would be like, oh, Christmas. I'd be like, oh, I didn't. I didn't know he was a Christmas guy. I like, I'm just like, but Bublé. I love him, man. I really do. And in my house, too, I'm not afraid to like, I literally will. It's like my kids, too. It's like, Alexa, play Poppy.

It's like, no, it's Bublé, Michael Bublé. But they do. Alexa doesn't know me like that. They call me Poppy because my wife's Argentin's argentinian so it's weird in my house if you come to my house you know it's really i'm canadian dude like i'm so like i'll show you something crazy i'll show you how canadian i am um and this is like it's a humble brag probably but um i my whole dream like i didn't i didn't want to be a singer like this is the truth i of course I did I wanted whatever but really I wanted

to get drafted and play for the Vancouver Canucks and I was the shittiest skater who ever lived and so it didn't happen

but dude maybe if you played it you don't blow the 2011 cup finals this is real dude I'll just show you guys so this is this is my basement

and I'll just show you guys. So this is my basement. And I'll just show you guys. I won't show the camera. But this is the basement. No. That's in your house? That's the basement. Bro, that's it?

Yeah. Michael Bublé. I've never heard of something like that. Wait, how much money do you have? Well, I'm kind of like MC Hammer. I have a lot. And then I spend it on the house. And now I've come to you guys, specifically, to ask if I could borrow some money. That's the basement?

You know what's crazy, too? I wouldn't even understand if that was a separate thing. I have a friend of mine who has an ice rink, too. And it's Chad Kroger of Nickelback. No way, dude. He was in here. He didn't tell us that. He does, yeah.

But that's, dude, I love, that was my, so I live in this house. But it's not even like, it's the rink, but it's like, it's got the lights, it's got the high ceilings. It's like, it's an arena. You have an arena as your basement. It's what I built.

Well, it's, yeah, it's not crazy. It's not that big of a house either, but just that was the first thing I built. It literally was the Zamboni first, and then the rest came in. But my point is this. I am so Canadian. Like, I'm part, I'm a...

Sorry, I'm not over this. This motherfucker said, this might be a humble brag. And then showed us he has a hockey ring under his house. Dude, I've never been this... So the Zamboni was first. But I wanted my kids. I was like, oh, my God, my kids are going to be able to play hockey players.

Yeah. And then I fell in love with this Argentinian woman. And we had kids. They're like, hockey. Let's go play soccer. Dude, all they give is shit about his soccer. Everything they score a goal in hockey. You're going to lose that battle.

They score a goal in hockey. I'm not joking. And then they do this thing where they turn backwards and they do this thing. And they're like, Ronaldo. They call him Ronaldo. And they go, Ronaldo. And I go like, fuck, what? And they love, like, they're so Spanish.

So in my house, you come to this Canadian house. And literally, no una parrada de ingles en la casa. Todo espanol, todo castellano. This guy. Not a word. And I had to learn, like I still talk. My wife said, you talk like a stupid caveman. But it's crazy.

Are you pretty fluent though? Kind of. I can understand most of what's happening. Bro, you sound like you, you look like you can by this way I can understand most of what's happening bro you sound like you you look like you and you fucking are bilingual multilingual

you probably speak French too I bet there's there's a bunch of guys there's a few guys that I've met who I I'm genuinely like

fuck you man leave some for the rest of us Buble's on the list Buble's on the list I love you for saying that I am I am that's some bullshit

you know what I love about my life that. That's some bullshit. You know what I love about my life too? All of it? Everything? It's normal. If you get to know me and we hang, you'll be shocked at how much money you have and how normal you are. Nothing's weird.

I don't have a fancy life. That's the way to be, man. Here's the deal. That's the way to be. I wanted to be able to get wasted with my... This is no joke. My dad did this for me. He helped me with this house.

And I knew I was going to do one thing. I don't have a fancy car. I don't have fancy stuff. Or I don't have a... I'll never be a jet. Like, I don't have that stuff. But I wanted this house. And the real reason, and I'm telling you the truth, is like, I want to be able to get wasted with my buddies.

Honestly. And like have that, like that place that they come to you and we can like, like whatever, smash a golf ball. Right. You don't have to worry about anything. Cause it's in your. Yeah. And it's like, that was the goal. It was like this one thing where can I just go with my buddies and be so stupid and not worry like that I'm doing? So your house is like fucking...

Well, no. It's not a crazy... The actual house part, but like I built a little... There's a little soccer field, like a little tiny soccer field on top, and then I got a thing where I have a little... I did a little golf green just so I suck at all of it it like i really truly i'm shit at all of it like i love it like you'd think with the ice rink i'd be good but i'm not yeah or my little chipping thing but i could do it like whenever you want all day long and every all day drinking whiskey or you have

some gummies and you have like uh. You don't have to go anywhere. That is the way to live. The way you're saying that where you're like it's just normal, we were kind of talking about it recently where you meet people and you hear about people who you're like they have every excuse in the world to be an asshole. And you're one of them. You have every excuse if you wanted to be an asshole. You're like, I get it.

He's crazy popular. He's crazy successful, of course. Yeah have every excuse if you wanted to be an asshole. I get it. He's crazy popular. He's crazy successful, of course. Yeah, he lives a different life. But I was like, there's always that one reason to not be an asshole. It's just don't be an asshole. And so no one has every reason. Because the best of money, all the fame, just be normal. Don't you feel like, I bet you probably agree with this.

I met big stars, like the big stars and most of the time like the ones that are that that are they have what they're usually they're usually cool man like yeah yeah like there's they don't they're so they're all happy they don't have anything to prove and they're right it's that middle ground yeah dude like I'm not again I won't bash anybody but it's dude there's so many people and they have like like four security dudes and not yeah and you go like but it's because there's an entourage a little bit of insecurity and they want to be able to say fuck you yeah man and that's usually when it's like you know what it is

it's like when you get fuck you money you don't have to say fuck you there are people who want to make the money to be able to say fuck you yeah and then there are people who are like i mean i could but i just don't my dad's my i'm my dad is my my um i don't you call it like my that my he takes care of my money oh my mom's mine too he's really frugal and he's really no but like like if i said to my dad if i said like hey dad i'm gonna go and buy a i don't even know what car i don't't know cars. I'm not good with cars and shit. But like a Lamborghini or something, my dad would be like, there you are. What are you talking about? So what do you drive?

You should get a key truck. I drive a – we have like a Lexus. And this is embarrassing, dude. Lexus is the fake luxury car. And we have a minivan. Dude, I – Because we have four kids, dude. I got four kids.

Bro, I've been talking about – I want to get a minivan. But I want it to be like black on black on black, like tinted out windows. I want it to be like the Death Star, and I'm just riding around. I want it to be on the inside, like tricked out, like pimp my ride type stuff, like my living room is in my car. That would be amazing. And I can just drive around with my kids all the time. That would be awesome. And everyone's like minivan, you've given up on life and blah, blah, blah. I'm like my minivan is going to be so much nicer than your fucking lamborghini

just watch it's weird because comfort for me is way more important and by the way my wife is argentinian and so like uh everything we do and this is i'm not this is me praising her because i'm really lucky that she's like this. But if like, if we go somewhere and like dinner comes to like 250 bucks or something, she will, every time she'll be like, do you know how many pesos that is? She'll say, you know how long,

you know how long my friend Glorita has to work for that? My, that's two weeks of pesos. And it's not a joke. She's like, and if I bought her something too fancy. So basically, dude, I don't know many others. I think Kroger is one of the few. And some of the other guys in Nickelback.

But I'm one of the few who never left. Like, dude, my school that I went to, my elementary school. You call that elementary here? Yeah, yeah. Kindergarten. My kids go to my elementary school you call that elementary here from yeah kindergarten to seven my kids go to that elementary school oh no shit i live in the same place we never so that house that i built is in the exact neighborhood where i grew up i didn't go to la i didn't go to new york hell yeah i assume that was definitely so when i say i'm normal yeah i drop my kids off yeah because if you don't go to the LA life the first day

when I first came like whatever it was six years ago the parents they were like oh hi it's so nice to meet you Michael Bublé

and they don't give a shit they'll watch this and they'll be going yeah we don't man it's Mike they literally it's just like hey man what's up

they don't that's what it is for me to be normal. It's like, I never let that, I couldn't do, and it wasn't because I'm a good person. It's not because I'm humble. It's because I think, if, again, I'm getting deep, I think it's my way of protecting myself

from how scary this shit can be. I don't want to be, I don't want that shit, man. I get that, for sure. What's your boss like? What's your boss like? He's an asshole. But is it, but, but he actually,

okay, like for me watching him, it seems like stuff is normal. He actually, I would say, I don't, Well, he just bought a $42 million house. No, listen, but okay, he can, that's different.

But I'm talking about, like... Right. He wants to play pizza. Put it this way. We just did a... We did a reality show here where we treated it like... We played Survivor

in this office. And he was a part of it. And he was, like, sleeping on the floor with us. Doing the games with us. The challenges with us. Like, all the money in the world still wants to

just like compete with the boys and fuck around and he cares more about the patriots winning football than anything you know seems like yeah yeah and and like not a joke um i'm i woke up this morning and like i had to put myself in a good mood because i was like deeply down like down like i'm not kidding you. The reason I didn't sleep last night, no joke is because, um, fucking Ezekiel Elliott scored 20,

24 points in the pop jazzers, the fantasy league that I was, I killed it. I'm tending to, this is our first week of playoffs. We're reverse Patriots. And Marion Felder, my drummer, picked him up on fucking waivers.

On the waivers. And I'm not kidding. If you gave me a truce sermon in my arm and said, hey, Bublé, Grammy or the Shiva Bowl? It's not even a question. It would be like, give me the fucking Shiva Bowl? I would be, it's not even a question. It would be like, give me the fucking Shiva Bowl.

No way. I must have. That's probably because you got like a thousand grand or something. You got five grand. Yeah. Can I,

yeah, can I, can I just, do you guys care, do you guys care about this? If I, can I just, yeah,

bring it up. You know what? Cause I'm sitting here with you and this, you could actually really help me big time. So here is, God,

I got too many fantasy teams, dude, I got a problem. Here's my team, okay? I got Brock Purdy, Kyron Williams,

Zach Moss, Jamar Chase, DJ Moore, Laporta, tight end. I got Bijan, 49ers D, and Tucker Kicking,

okay? That's my starting lineup. Here's who I put on my bench for this week. I got Mixon, James Cook. He's not playing. I'm not playing Cook. Lamar Jackson. I'm not fucking playing him no matter what.

Devonta Smith. No. Josh Jacobs. How many people are in this league? It's 10. It's 10. But, dude, my draft, I was, I don't know. I was like, I feel like, I think God talked to me.

I'm not kidding. It was like, I was in like the eighth round and it was just like, and I made like, I saved my waiver to the very end. Okay, but here's the big question I have for you.

Is it 49ers D versus Seattle? And this league sucks for like, when you get scored against, your D drops bad. Is it 49ers D versus Seattle, which I have in, or is it the Texans against the New York Jets? Texans. For sure, the Texans.

The Jets don't even know who the quarterback is. I know that, but why Jets? The quarterback doesn't want to play quarterback. Is that my camera? Remember me saying this. I am going to put... I know that, but the quarterback doesn't want to play quarterback. Is that my camera? Totally. Is that? Yeah. Remember me saying this. I am going to put. Oh, God.

My heart hurts right now. I'm going to put the Texans in. And because of Michael Bublé and his shit fantasy luck, you watch. The 49ers are going to shut down Seattle and get 16 points on my thing. And the Texans are somehow going to. Somehow the Jets are going to just do what they're going to do. Because of Kevin Clancy's shit luck as a sports fan, the Jets are going to shit the bed as they always do, and my Google Play is going to be totally fine in this fantasy league.

I don't know what kind of fantasy luck you have, but it does not trump my sports fandom. I promise you that. Zach Wilson might literally run off the field and just say, fuck you guys, but it does not trump my sports fandom. I promise you that. Zach Wilson might literally run off the field and just say, fuck you guys. And you know what? They're going to have to drag him out. He's like, I don't want to play. I don't know what's worse.

Him playing, not playing. I actually put the Jets D as the third option for next week in case I'm... The Jets D has had its moments, but they don't get a lot of takeaways. If I can live, I got the Jets D next week, case I'm... The Jets D has had its moments, but they don't get a lot of takeaways. After this, like, if I can live, I got the Jets D next week, and they're playing...

They're playing Houston. They've been really good. Yeah. But the Jets D is good, but C.J. Stroud is a freak. I know, I'm ruining your interview right now. Not at all. So what about the running backs?

Do I have the right running backs in? I'm not a fantasy guy, so I'm not going to – Well, it's not fantasy. Just talk to me about what your heart – See, but this is where – I promise you that whatever sports luck you think you have that's bad, I got you beat. Like I got the opposite of the Midas touch.

Whatever I bet on, whatever I pick, whatever I want, it goes the opposite way. I feel like that with food. With food? Yeah, man. what does that mean my people are listening they call me they actually

literally call me the food loser what does that mean like food that you like is bad or something like I can go to McDonald's the food loser

this is not an exaggeration well it is an exaggeration but this is no shit I can go to McDonald's and literally pull up to the drive-thru and be like, yeah, I'll have a Big Mac,

please, and a quarter pounder. And they'll go, we don't have any of those today. That's what a food loser is. A food loser is the guy who orders Uber Eats and his box opens and there's nothing in the box.

Nothing in there. They fuck up the order. I have this girl, Chrissy, that's my assistant and she's Australian and she'll literally go, alright, it's the food loser. Oh, the food loser strikes again.

You know what I mean? And I'm allergic to some tree nuts and shit. It'll always be in there. Oh, no. There's tree nuts in this hamburger. What the fuck? Tree nuts in a hamburger? Oh, no.

The food loser again. Here he goes. The food loser is so disrespectful for whatever reason. I just feel like they're just like clowning you. The food loser. My wife calls it all that happens. Dude, you don't even know. Do you ever feel like sometimes like maybe you – I feel like I used up all of my luck,

karma, whatever you want to call it, on this. Like I got this gig, fell into this money, and because of that, the rest fucking sucks. I think about stuff like that secretly all the time. You really? I do. I do. I really do. I think about other, like even more serious shit.

I'm like, ooh. When I start to complain People will be like Really You know Shut up Like look You got this You're doing that

And I'm like You are right But outside of these walls And outside of this Like It's all pretty much A fucking mess Outside of this

I'm the food loser I'm the food loser Food loser Like I And I'm like You know Maybe Maybe we could have

Spread this around A little bit Like A little bit could have spread this around a little bit like a little bit less at work and maybe a little bit better there and here and there you know

it's a championship with my sports team when this is over I just need to meet your cousin I need to know I need to know what's happening there

and is the relationship good? your shit's going out it's your cousin yeah but this guy also you know there's

you've never met someone who wants to just avoid confrontation and have a good time and be chill. So, like, you know, you could steal the wool shirt off his back. That's fine. You can have it. You can have my sweaty wool shirt. You're going to be so happy to get this off. Bro, I was saying. And you wore them for me and you didn't even know I hate Christmas.

I was like, depending on how this goes, I might just take my pants off in the middle of the interview. Just let it all breathe. Turns into the casting couch real quick. Dude, you mentioned your drummer, and I might have this reversed, but your current drummer, did he used to be the foo fighters drummer or is it is it is there a foo fighters connection there yes yeah but it's not like that so that uh there's a guy named josh freeze who's when i tell you like talk about the best human

like a beautiful human being and he just happens to be one literally one of the greatest most versatile drummers and in the on the planet literally on the planet and he just happens to be one literally one of the greatest most versatile drummers and in the on the planet literally on the planet and he's played for dude he's played for anyone and any like anyone you can imagine but like anyone you can imagine from probably like like like Lenny Kravitz to Oasis to Michael Bublé and Barbra Streisand like some weird shit like you know so when the the drummer passed in the in Grohl's band they needed to

they wanted to replace they were like hey you know like we should you know we can't let's find someone and truthfully like listen

I'm not part of their band but look the Foo Fighters are such a group of really beautiful human beings and it was obviously a deep loss

and I think they wanted somebody that was that was special that could come in and not no one's ever going to replace anyone but they could could be there and vibe with them right and it was like like so when josh got when when the news came out that i saw joshy was there and they had and it was josh that was going to be the new drummer i remember seeing a post somewhere and i can't remember where it was. It was on TikTok, but some TikTok. And I, like, wrote on the TikTok, and I was like,

they just got the greatest fucking human being on earth. I'm so happy for you guys. I'm so happy for you, Josh. And then there was, like, thousands of comments, and they were all like, Michael Bublé, he knows Josh Fries. And, well, yeah, Josh Fries played on Haven't Met You Yet. Josh Fries played on my Christmas album. Josh Fries played on, like, everything. He played on Haven't Met You Yet. Josh Fries played on my Christmas album. Josh Fries played on, like, everything. He played on so many of my songs.

And Josh was the guy who would come in the studio, and it was like this. You know what I mean? Like, he's amazing. He's just the coolest dude. But again, I also love this idea that, like, Michael Bublé can't know, like, other things. Yeah, well, that's, you know what I mean?

That's our world. You know what it's like, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and you know what? That's my responsibility and my job to break those walls down by calling you guys and saying, can I come up? Listen, I know you guys are very sweet, but I can imagine you probably thought, you probably wondered like, what is this?

Is this an image thing? Anyway, now you know. We were right away. Now you know I'm coming back. I'll be back here next Tuesday. I'll be just happy you are I'll just stop drinking our alcohol

but anyway so I watch this thing I see Josh is doing the first big shows and all of a sudden I see like Dave Grohl is on stage

and he's he's going and this is Josh Fries this is our new drummer and hey man you guys might not know Josh, he's playing, but you know,

like, hey Josh, what's one of your favorite songs you've played on? And all of a sudden, Josh starts going, and he starts playing, he started playing

Haven't Met You Yet, and all my buddies start saying, they go, Grohl's, Dave Grohl's doing your fucking song, and I said like,

and I was like, this is so cool, this is great, like really cool, and they were like, well say something, and I was like, no, I'm not gonna, it's just, it's wonderful, I'm not gonna say anything, and I was like, this is so cool. This is great. Like, really cool. And they were like, well, say something. And I was like, no, I'm not going to. It's just, it's wonderful.

I'm not going to say anything. And then, like, a week later, another buddy sent me. He was like, dude, Dave Grohl's. And I was like, I know. And then I looked at it. And I was like, well, that's not the same show. And then another one. And another one.

No way. And another one. And I was like, oh, shit. This is their shtick. They're doing this as shtick like they're doing this is like every night at a different place and people would be like ah and they'd go to the audience like you know the song and yeah i know the song and they didn't know shit and it was hilarious and dave was dangerous and he's so funny and such a man and he's a beautiful soul

right yeah so he was singing and i'm pissing myself because he's he doesn't know the words and he's going i just haven't fucked you yet and i'm and i'm dying and so all of a sudden when i realized it was like shtick i was like oh no so i called up bob rock who's our producer and he's bob has produced most many of my records and uh but bob produced slipping when we went bon jovi bob produced some metallic records bob produced you know like he's and so he and he's really good close with josh and i was like bob is it weird if i called josh and so i called josh and i was like josh i see you guys are doing this i was like i i'm in like to taking the piss out of myself yeah and he's like they were

all like really and yeah and they were like well do you want to talk to dave it's like yeah and so dave dave dave called me and he was like uh hey boo blay and i said hey man and i said listen i fucking i think it's hilarious like you know this is so cool you're doing this shtick and he was like oh yeah and i said dude can i come and be part of it he's like really you want to be part of it and i said yeah and he goes well we're doing this big show in san francisco and i said okay and he goes well how do you want to do it like and by the way he's such a gentleman right he's like do you want me to you know like a nice introduction i was like dude i was like no i love when you ask people from the audience i was like what if i'm and he goes i love you man he goes he goes i i didn't want to like ever like you know like you know for you to feel like i wasn't being but that

would be amazing so i flew to san francisco i went from argentina with my buddy we went down dude it was i felt like it was like being here like i bel like dude i know i sing jazz music and i know like i i sing you know i'm like that's a sinatra kind of thing yeah yeah no i belong there yeah that's your calling man i was like it was like we were doing shots in seconds and i was just having dude i was like in heaven and they were they're all so sweet and josh you freeze and they're like they're it's like my tour is i knew a bunch of the same people they all bring their families and at some point it was like me and Conan O'Brien who by the way is my favorite comedian ever of all time literally and I told him I was like dude

and it was he I and Dave and a few other guys going like and then okay we'll do the sign and we'll write the sign and and talking about what this thing would be and um it was honestly one of the favorite things I was gonna done. I was going to say. That's fucking amazing. It was so good, dude. Those are the moments. That's the type of guy you've got to meet. Dude, and I just love it, man.

I genuinely cannot wait to just go wherever they are. I just want to go and drink more. Now I can bring my own Scott. You've got to be down, man. My own whiskey, baby. Would you be down to do a quick skit? What skit? These guys have a be down to do a quick skit? What skit? These guys have a skit show.

They're telling you you gotta be out of here at like 11.20ish. So we gotta wrap up anyway. What time is it? They have a skit show that is so fucking funny. Did you just say that my people told you that I need to be out of here at 11.20 and it's 11.18? Now you want... Well, these guys were quick. So I don't know.

I just wanted to throw it out there. But I will tell you... Well, no. Not if I have to leave. But I will tell you this. I will come back and I will do... What are you going to do?

Well, it's... So... Actually, that's interesting. We'll figure it out. Can I come back? Am I invited? Like, where we can come and do... Literally, you can be a part of...

You can be the third host on the show. Yeah. Whenever you fucking want. Whenever you want. We have a sketch show called Out of Order, and we were doing a Christmas episode, and when we heard you came in, we were trying to write something quick,

and we had one sketch where it was going to be a white elephant where someone got... What's a white elephant? Like a Secret Santa type thing? No, like when you bring a bunch of presents and everyone has to exchange them. Oh, yeah. And it's like, no, I want that one.

Oh, yeah, I've had parties like that. And it was someone bought, you know, everyone got a bunch of shady gifts because it was like a $20 thing. Yeah. And then someone just got Michael Boop money. What? That's fucking funny.

And then everyone's like, what the fuck? You always go over the limit. You can't. Oh, that's hilarious. And then we heard you had a lot, you know, you're out of time oh no because yeah because the whiskey because there's like four people outside that are taking

me to do more and more yeah that's what it is yeah that's basically could we do a quick one where we just ask you to be in a christmas sketch and you go i hate christmas i but i love but i love christmas but that's the joke. Can we write better shit? Yes. Seriously? Can we take time to actually come up with something? That's fair. Here's what I will do.

Here's what I will do. I will give you my word. My word. That we will come back and we will do a fucking hilarious, clever, stupid sketch. Shake on it. Done. That's a deal. That's a perfect deal.

Thank you very much Michael and your hands aren't sweaty I've had time to calm down that's it we're done yeah am I the only one that drank the whole time Frazier and Thompson

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