KFC Radio - Michael Turner Has Figured Out the Best Place to Drink a Beer

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Where do you think is the best place to drink a beer? I do really enjoy, I enjoy a baseball game. Tickets are on sale for KFC Radio Live. Click the link in the bio, get yours, come out, and hang with the boys. My dad, like, snuck into one once. Yeah, that's cool. I like that.

Yeah, right, right. But also... i got a dead dad so i wish my but then now i'm like they're gonna fucking do it again because like he's like so like the first time i was like oh nice i did the show and i know you were here now like when i'm like in the area i'm like those motherfuckers like a dude – because what is the fear though that you guys are just saying shit that you might – No, he's so – his dad is so cool. I would think that your father would be cool. Like I can easily say, bro, your dad is the man. Like he loves all this shit.

But it's not your dad. And you would say that about my dad. Yeah, right. But I am like, it's still – I don't know. Now I over – I don't overcompensate. I don't know what the term would be. But like I used to care about my mom being there. And now I'm probably – like of the six shows, it was my filthiest show.

Because I'm like, fuck this show. You want this? She's always like, could you just say fuck less? And I'm like, I love you, but you are not my demo. Anyway, one of these jokes for an Asian woman. I mean, yeah. To me, it's not even... An Asian woman, did you say?

An aging woman. Or an Asian woman. Don't come to An aging woman. Or an aging woman. Don't come to my show. You're an aging woman? Don't come to my show. There is a nice part when he gets that where you're like – it's almost like once you get caught like drinking and stuff, like the fear is now gone.

Like, oh, I don't give a fuck anymore. Now I know what it's like. The blowback is going to be like – You know what I do now. And you know who I am now. Who gives a shit? I was the youngest so I had the best

like ability to smoke too. I remember when she caught me with an eighth or whatever. I don't even know. It was probably like a fucking half an eighth. Remember when that was the thing you could buy?

Give me a half eighth of the worst weed you have. 40 bucks sounds fair. I've got no market value to compare. I still don't know what you're talking about. Really? You never smoked weed? I don't think compare. I still don't know what you're talking about. Really? You've never smoked weed?

I don't think I've ever bought weed illegally. How old are you? I'm 34. I smoked weed once in high school, but I was never much of a smoker. Someone passed me a joint, I'd take a puff, but I don't think I ever bought weed. That's how I am with cocaine. Never bought it.

You got it, though? I'm a pusher. I'm just trying to stay up till 3. The weed thing. Either way, she caught me. My brother had already just fucking bulldozed through all these things. Having an older sibling helps.

When I fucked up, it was like, but in comparison. There's a baby, then it's like they're doing blow with them. By that point, they're like, whatever. Don't die. I don't care. Particularly, I got arrested four times before I was 18, all for underage drinking. You're bad at this.

That's not even a cool thing to brag about. You're a moron. What'd you do? I think I've been arrested four total ones. Maybe it was four underage. I forget. Maybe it's four underage, five total, or three underage, four total. It was one or the other. With my siblings, I was like,

dude, I fucking laid out a path with a machete. Where are you in the age? I'm the oldest. Like with my siblings, I was like, dude, I fucking laid out a path like with a machete. Yeah. Where are you in the age? I'm the oldest. Oh, okay. You guys are good. Took every bullet.

Yeah, that's good. All the bullets. There's nothing that you guys can't do now. Yeah. Bargatze actually speaking of has a joke about that in the news special. We used to talk about how like. So now we're doing Bargatze bits? That's fine.

Can we bring the IG up? You're trying to we're doing Bargatze bits that's fine can we bring the IG up you're trying to do a Nate Bargatze bit right now but he was 28 he had to hide wine yeah really

I'm still like he would hide his wine at 28 with my parents like I still don't really curse in front of them I I could like

drink in front of them but I wouldn't get like fucked up in front of them really I didn't know that you Catholic Catholic yeah them. Really? I didn't know that. You Catholic? Catholic, yeah. Yeah.

I don't give a fuck about that. Fuck the church. 100%. I'm not asking that. But it's ingrained in you. But I'm talking about mentality. I'm Catholic, too, but when's the last time you went to church? Oh, I don't even think I went to church.

That's the most Catholic thing in the world. You know what I'm saying? You don't even know. I think I'm out on all of it now. I used to be Easter and Christmas. Now I'm like... Were you confirmed and shit? Yeah.

I did it all. So what it was, once my grandma died, my mom... Feidelberg? Yeah. I know. I know. We let him in? Yeah.

What the fuck? That's one of the bigger plots we've ever... This is the only time I'm actually Catholic. I'm like, what the fuck? It's one of the bigger plots of whatever. This is the only time I'm actually Catholic. I'm like, what the fuck? How'd you get in here? It's the German side.

You know what I mean? Then it makes a little bit more sense. I did it all when my grandma was still alive. My mom was still like, and then now,

then she kicked the bucket. Sure. And I'm pretty sure when my parents die, I'm like, I don't know, my parents die, I'm like, I don't know. My kids will, I'm like, you don't have to do anything. You know what I mean?

Just watch Zeitgeist on Netflix. Fucking figure it out. Do some mushrooms. We're all God. My grandparents are like, I only have one left, but not just hardcore about it. I had one.

My great grandmother would only go to church on Monday through Saturday. She said Sunday, there are too many posers there that she didn't like to see. But that was like great. She's the hard way. Holy shit. Oh, you go Sunday. Yeah. Okay.

You get there early. People get in the pew. Like that's all the fucking fake Catholic. I go Monday to Saturday. That's me. As an alcoholic, that's me to dudes that only go out on St. Paddy's Day. Fucking step in line. Amateur.

Yeah, amateur. Pathetic. Tuesday night. Tuesday afternoon, this place is pretty fucking empty, I'll tell you that. Yeah. I'm keeping this place afloat. Yeah, right. We used to have off in college at Fordham, the way they, like, staggered the schedules.

Like, you could either do three days a week or Tuesday. And it really shook out that everybody had Wednesday off, basically. Okay. So Tuesdays were like the night. Yeah. Which was just like such a twist. You know what I mean? Because you still would do Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

You still just do your regular shit. But then having Wednesday break up your week. Yeah. I got to do two days of school and work. Yeah. Two days, and I had this one in between to cure the hangover. And we would just get rip roaring on Tuesdays. It was the best.

I like that. Yeah, I went to Arizona State, so it was like whatever day. It doesn't matter whatever day, does it? What a beautiful, beautiful campus. It was great. It was a special place. Arizona State versus Arizona. Here's what I know about U of A dudes.

I've never met one where I'm like, dude, that guy's chill. He's cool. Really? They're fucking lame. We got a fucking one here. Guy's probably wiry. Is he twitchy? He's probably either.

You know what they are? They're fuckers or fighters. If they ain't fucking, they're fighting because somebody's fucking the girl that they're trying to fuck it's like bro chill I think I think Blattman doesn't get either Blattman's just Jewish

oh really well it's not his fault yeah he's got no game and that nose doesn't help no I no U of A guys just are I don't know

they're not they're never I never really liked oh this dude's gonna be one of my homies. Because I lived in Phoenix for a long time. That's where we met, right? So I lived in Phoenix for like 15 years. The U of A guys are just, I don't know.

I just don't fuck with them. They're like, it's all. But is that because you're an ASU guy? A hundred percent. Extremely biased. I would probably be fine with an Arizona guy. They got smoking hot girls. Yeah.

But, yeah, you probably would be. But I'd be able to check something and be like, all right. No got smoking hot girls. Yeah. But yeah, you probably would be, but I'd be able to check something and be like, alright, well. That's weird. Yeah, ask them about how early they got out of the tournament. You know what I'm saying? Why don't you bring up the second round failures? I'd fucking love making fun of them too. Because all they have is this basketball team.

And it's like, chill out, bro. But it's just a bunch of unchecked white aggression is U of A. I can see that. Yeah. But then also, I'm an Arizona State guy. We got it, too. Brother, let me tell you something.

That's America. That's true. Unchecked white people. But they also grew up in 110-degree summers. They got a bunch of pent-up shit that they're trying to get at. I think that the U of A has aggressive colors. Red, white, and blue? What are what do we do it's a dark blue it's a darker blue and a darker red red white and blue are aggressive colors ask anyone in the middle we still tell you

that is true and the but like they even have undefeated darker you love everything and it's like all right it's a little more anger to this. And now that I'm thinking about it, our rival high school had like – see, we had like the press colors. The what? We had like the press colors. Purple? Yeah, it's like a melancholy maroon and a dusk black.

Yeah. We're maroon and gold issue. I don't know. Honestly, we would just lose games and drink. It was a great university. Yeah, it was just like we'd leave. I remember getting to an Oregon game. They were like top five, whatever those years were,

probably Marriott or something. We go up. We get a safety, and then we get a touchdown. It's 8-0 when I walk in because I'm late because I'm hammered, drunk, and mill. And then we end up getting by halftime, it was 43-8. We're down. But it was cool for 10 minutes.

But then we just left and kept drinking on milk. We didn't give a fuck. Arizona State, my favorite Arizona State story is Dustin Pedroia. You guys got one good team, right? Baseball. Baseball, yes. Those are fun games to go to. The Barry Bonds came back to ASU for some event or whatever.

He was at practice. And he was like, Dustin Pedroia, if you're not a Red Sox fan, is the cockiest little fucker of all time. Oh, is he? I didn't know that. No? Really? I don't know.

I guess I never clocked him. I'm an NL guy. Dude. Reds guy. He had my other favorite. Pedroia has a million great quotes. But the other one is he, in the 2007 World Series, he went deep in game two.

And they're playing the Rockies. And he was trying to, he's a rookie. And he was trying to walk into Coors Field. And the security, like, stopped him. It was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where's your ID? And he just kept walking. You know my fucking ID?

It's still bouncing over my mass ave. I respect that. But when he was like a sophomore or junior at ASU, Bonds was like, hey, man, who are you? And he's like, dude, go check the fucking record board. I'm the guy who broke all your records. Oh, my God. To Barry Bonds.

Maybe he's a senior, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because at that point, yeah. And we have some records, dude. Because before Barry, we had Reggie Jackson. So we have some dope-ass baseball players come through. We got some great alumni. What did you do?

You think you just give them the duffel bag full of cash? Oh, for baseball? Probably. I don't know. But also for baseball, it's like. Pedroia gave up his scholarship one year because he couldn't afford to get it. And he's like, no, I want that kid. He's good.

I will take his scholarship this year. Wow. Who said that? Pedroia. Oh, really? Yeah. That's fucking cool. He said, no, I want that kid. He's good. I will take his scholarship this year. Wow. Who said that? Pedroia. Oh, really? Yeah. That's fucking cool. Cocky.

Yeah. I like that. We overall, we have dope alumni. In general, we got James Harden, who I don't like the pro he turned into, but he was dope back then. James Harden played at ASU? ASU, yeah. He was like two years.

He was dope. He played like 40 a game. We were like a sixth seed in the tourney. It's like, we're cooking with gas. Let's go. And then also, we have one of the greatest alumni of all time. We have Pat Tillman. Rock that jersey anywhere.

Let's try to see if someone's going to fight you. I almost got in a fight at UW one time, and then they saw the jersey. They're like, all right, you're fine. That's the only thing. We have a Pat Tillman jersey framed here. Dude, that's the only thing more red, white, and blue than the U of A shit is a maroon and gold Pat Tillman jersey. The only thing more barstool. There isn't anything more bar is a maroon and gold Pat Tillman jersey the only

the only more barstool there isn't anything more barstool than having a framed Pat Tillman jersey really a bunch of guys

who didn't serve that's the fucking guy right there Tillman's the man just completely ignoring the facts of the matter too as soon as someone's

like friendly shut the fuck up you ever want to get real mad there's a documentary about it with his family made it and his brother and shit. You'll walk out of there just pissed off. Yeah, but then you'll just go watch a football game and get back to it.

We're all good. This country's fine. It was more Rumsfeld than Bush. You know what I mean? That's really what all of life boils down to is like it was more rumsfeld than bush bush was a patsy anyway eventually you just fucking it's like life goes on like oh you go watch a game you drink a beer and you stop caring dude i'm 36 now i used to get like worked up about like i mean if we can go down the rabbit hole but i got you two planks about how building

seven felt you know what I mean? And then you get into a fucking bar argument about it. It's like, dude, check the tapes, dog. And then I remember my brother would be the one that he'd be like, what are you going to do about it? I'm like, it means nothing. Yeah. I'm going to keep drinking the spotlight. Yeah.

Don't get me wrong. If you are somehow in a position to change these things or out them or right the wrongs, by all means, proceed. But you're probably just going to yell here until you're blue in the face. And you know who had a pretty good chance of changing everything? The Kennedy family. Bobby and John. What happened to them? You do the moves.

The Bush family took care of them. What happened? Connected dots. So yeah, it's frustrating. Then you just go to a baseball game you're like this country rules yeah it's not even the sports it's like i don't know the hot dogs and the fucking drinking in public of baseball drinking i just like drinking in public well but we're fucking we're still like puritans with that when we were just down in texas last weekend everyone was like you want a margarita to go? I was like, I could do that here? Yeah.

You can't really do it. Where were you, Austin? We were at Dallas. Houston, Dallas, Austin. Dallas. Did you go to Fort Worth? No. We went to Dallas really quick.

Fort Worth goes hard. There's a bunch of Longhorns running through town at 4 and 11 every day. I'm like, let's go. Wait, what? That's crazy. Straight up like 15 Longhorns just run through town. Like actual bulls. Straight up. Oh, I was thinking like –

Oh, like Ricky Williams. Yeah. 15 of them just running through the streets. Major Applewhite is just fucking pulling up. Like fucking Roy Williams is running a nine route. Like, let's go. I forgot you were a wide receiver. That's pretty good to hear.

That's crazy. Oh, my God. That's crazy. No, straight up Longhorns. It's a wild little town, but it's more chill. It's more like country than Dallas. Dallas is a little bit more up and in. What we noticed in Texas is that both Houston in particular and then Dallas,

there's not a ton to do. Again, Dallas, we were very quick. Don't get me wrong. I'm not at the spot where we're like let's go find the spots like yeah we went to like you gotta find the spots

that's what I'd say there are towns that you gotta know your spots Houston like we were like around I went for like a mile walk Houston was

it's too spread out there was nothing oh yeah I went to I went to and don't get me wrong malls are dead everywhere

but like it was straight up there was one single store in this mall that was it everything else was there was one single store in this mall. Everything else was just a ripped down store. In this mall was just me and three security guards. I don't think I've ever seen that. Really?

Yeah. It was. You guys taking videos in a mall. I was like. You painted a pretty good picture. This sounds like the worst video ever. You want to see me in an empty building with three guys? What?

What are we talking about? There's a Nordstrom rack there. That's literally what I'm going to show you. I don't know where it is. I can't find it. I fuck with Texas. My daddy died in Dallas, which is how you have to say that. So I used to go down to Dallas a good amount.

It's a good place. Then they killed our president, and that's fun. Did you get time to go see that? No. It's a great museum. The best. It's so good we went to the funeral museum in in houston that had like a little exhibit about dead presidents but not really one yeah no that's nice but just the hip-hop yeah i would i would have liked the uh i would have liked the uh no the daily plaza yeah that's i'll tell you what you

do you walk out of there with more questions than answers. I bet. You're like, what happened? Yeah, when you can actually see the angle and all that shit. Well, now there's a tree there. He could have probably got the shot off, but three or four. And then also, like, precision. There's another dude.

There's some Cubans involved. Totally. It's fine. LBJ was sitting back. I feel like they've all but admitted that now, haven't they? Dude, this is who did it but they like don't that we know that's what that's i'm always like i love how america just lies to us the way they lie to us is like a lot like how you gotta lie to get off work

it's got to be so crazy that you can't question it yeah like you can't a lot you can't call in and be like i got a throat thing you gotta be like dude i'm shitting out both ends so that's how so america lied the way they lied it was just so big the way the jfk got killed it's like what that's how it happened and jack ruby was just a dude i was and lbj profited like he was the only dude that hated john f kennedy and then ended up being the dude and then the bush family hated the kennedys and they thrived for 30 years i would say to him if if in today's age a president got assassinated oh my and then the guy who assassinated him got assassinated on live tv yeah the fucking internet

and then his brother was prominently favored to be the president four years later and he got shot i mean it's like it's we're not even hiding it anymore So we as a country kind of know that, yeah, we were at least lied to, which is dope. I think that's cool. And we can't do anything. They killed our president. There used to be a good distance between the government and the people like that. I want a government that lies to us and manipulates us

because chances are we fucking need it. You know what I mean? I don't want us to know everything. If we were not very good. That's why woke culture sucks. Now we're suffering from being too woke. Now we know too much. That's why we're all angry.

We're agitated. I don't want to know all this shit. Whether you do or do not, you think you do. You're either yelling about it or you're worried about it. You're thinking about it. Does it affect my day-to-day life? it doesn't let's just keep it moving and the whole time they're also now they're just like ufos yeah dude ufos ufos i think ufos confirmed that people don't care about topics unless they are conspiratorial or or or

secret or whatever. Yeah. Like the appeal of the aliens, I always thought was like the idea is what I care about is like the idea of life elsewhere and shit like that. Yeah. When they just released all the information and nobody cares to read it. Right. The same people who would like, you know, be on Reddit doing conspiracies. Yeah.

It's like, okay, here's all the documents from the Freedom of Information Act. And there's some shit redacted. Reddit doing conspiracies. It's like, okay, here's all the documents from the Freedom of Information Act. And there's some shit redacted. But for the most part, here's all the information where we say we don't know what these crafts are. And people are just like, nah, I'm good. Yeah. 100%. Oh, now it's not as fun. It's not as crazy.

Dude, Rogan isn't even getting the same guests on anymore. Now he's just doing comedians again. I guess they told us everything. Bob Lazar told us everything. They built the crafts and there's aliens. It's like Europeans versus Americans when it comes to drinking. You're a 12-year-old. Here, have a glass of wine.

All right, I'm not obsessed with it now. I get it. You can check it off. It's true. They say that. I wonder, though, if there's just a bunch of fucking French alcoholics. I don't know about that. They're all alcoholics.

It is the stereotype. In my drinking in Europe, yeah. They're all alcoholics. But they can hang a little bit. Actually, no. These guys are monsters, too. Yeah. Everywhere is the same.

Everybody's just, like, drinking and doing drugs and fucking yelling. Right. 100%. Fucking life right there, man. We like drinking in public. That's all it is. Where do you think is the best place to drink a beer? I do really enjoy a baseball game.

I think it's relaxing. It's not like in a football game. When you get the beer, you actually have to time out. Am I going during this possession? That next thing. The quarter's coming up, but the line's going to be too long. Half time's a mess. You know what I mean?

There's a lot of variables on it, unless you're just crushing those cans, the dude coming down the pipe. But baseball is just nice and relaxing. It's calm because you can go get a beer. You come back, you didn't miss a fucking thing. Well, not anymore. A couple doubles? Oh, that's true.

It's quicker now. Bro, I swear to God. We saw it at Citi Field when the Mets opened up Shake Shack at Citi Field. This was, like, early on. I like how excited you are. Dude, they fucking opened a Shake Shack at Citi Field. Back in the – nowadays, there's Shake Shack everywhere. I know.

Every park. Back then, there was, like, poo. Right. So people would go to Mets games for the fucking Shake Shack appearance. That's crazy. And people would wait on that line for, like, three to four innings. Really? Really? So just don't go to a baseball game for the fucking Shake Shack appearance. That's crazy. And people would wait on that line for like three to four innings. Really? Really? So just don't go to a baseball game. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just go to a Shake Shack. That's concerning. And I mean, like, yeah, you go to a game with somebody, they're like, I'll be back. I'm going to Shake Shack. It's like they come back in the sixth. It's crazy. That's nuts. I hit Dodgers Mets a couple weeks ago, actually. Mets were looking good.

Dodgers don't look good. But that's another thing. Also, I'm a Reds fan. We look trashed, but we won five in a row. I'm like, best team in the NL? We got to get the... There was that fan who threatened, I think, to take a shit in the... Excuse me? Somebody, I think one of the Reds fans,

threatened to take a shit in the pickup truck that's like oh yeah on display if you hit it if you hit the red toyota tundra you win it so somebody was talking about nobody's ever hit it shit in the the bed of the truck as like a protest against this fucking we hate the owner diamond yeah like they have one of the bad owners we're such a good fucking i was just talking i went to c went to Cincinnati to do a headlining set. You can only do certain jokes in certain cities. I was talking to them about how – like my favorite perspective on Cincinnati is fanhood because we fucking love our teams. Like I'm sitting here.

This is fucking – go Bengals. You know what I'm saying? Who day? All day. I'll fucking see a guy with a Bengals hat from across the park. I'm just screaming who day. And he's just like, who day? Let's go.

Fucking. And so we love our football team, our baseball team. I'm a Bearcats fan too. We also hold our athletes very accountable. The best example of this is Joey Vada, 2010, won the NL MVP,

right? Fucking great year. I love Joey Vada. We all love Joey Vada. The next year in the off season, his father died. His father passed away and he took like a month or two for mental health or whatever like that we as a city hold our people so accountable that we were like two months off what's this guy gay

yeah and we started there was a rumor in society that joey vada was a gay man though because he took two months what your dad died grow the fuck up what are you gay brett farms laced him up that night lock him in what are you doing with the Brent Favre's laced him up that night. You can lock him in. What are you doing with the fucking Louisville Slugger? More than that? But also, we love our team so much. We're middling in 2011.

We're playing 500 ball. Two months in, we're like, dude, I'd go gay for Votto. You know what I'm saying? I'm fine. If he wants to be gay, just come back. You know what I mean? I think Brady put forth or took back homophobia in New England quite a bit. Yeah.

It was like – they were like 10 years. It was just like, yeah, no, man, I'd fuck that guy for sure. I mean, dude, Cincinnati, are you kidding me? Look at Joe Burrow's fucking facial structure. He's making America get him. I mean, that's a handsome boy. Don't you wish he was yours? This is the first time I've had a quarterback where I'm like,

I know you're jealous. I mean, I'm going to get a little taste, hopefully, of real quarterback play with Aaron Rodgers. But to have somebody that you know you're going to have for the next decade plus is a crazy feeling. Also, you're going to hate those press conferences. Rodgers shit, that's going to drive you crazy. With Brady, I'm still in a phase where it's like I'm almost like Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting.

I'm like, what am I going to do? Date another girl? I don't need another girl. I met my wife. My wife's dead. You think I know everything about you because I read all of it twisted. I just watched that movie recently. I did too.

There's like four scenes I'll cry in the morning. I didn't realize the park scene was like 30 minutes in. I'm like, dude, I'm fucking,

holy shit. It is very early. Yeah, it's way early. Yeah, I'm happy for you but I'm not envious of you. I'm not like,

damn, I want that. I'm like, I had it. Well, no, that's true. You're probably

the only fan base because one of my best friends is a Boston Pats guy. Or annoying as shit. It's kind of tough if you're coming of age right now, though, like in New England. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But I mean, like, for football, yeah. But, like, the teams are always there.

Celtics won the championship last year. Yes, but, like, you know. It's not football. But you've got to get it. You know what I mean? Like, a lot of these guys are just getting, a lot of the fans who are, like, just coming up now are kind of getting cock-teased. Where it's like, you might be in it, but you haven't won it. Like, you know, your brother or your friend or whoever else did, you know?

I mean, well, I'm mad at these young Cincinnati fans. I'm like, you don't even fucking know. We even won a Super Bowl. And I'm like, you're a cop, suckers. You don't fucking know the pain. I was born in 86, bro. It was a joke, dude. Yeah.

It was such cheap tickets. 85 for me was Kijana Carter. Dude, Achilles Smith. That's a great name. David Klingler. Achilles Smith. Big Daddy Dan Wilkinson. I remember the city was moving when we drafted that thing.

Let's go. This was 350 pounds from Ohio State. Yeah, Jets is tough too. Yeah, I mean, Mets, Jets, Knicks has been a fucking horrible run. I'm hitting the Knicks game tomorrow. Are you? Wow. Me too, yeah.

Dope. I'm going to do that. That's about the best sporting experience you'll get in New York. I would hope, yeah. I'm trying to do Lakers when I'm in L.A., but it's so expensive. But I hit the Clippers games a couple times I do all this shit I go to games and fuck with the fans before the games now yeah I had Clippers when I went pretty viral which has been funny and then yeah you seen

like I did like the football I did like Green Bay Dallas and I just fuck with the fan bases yeah and then now I'm like going to games too so it's fun What was the best one? The Clippers one was very funny because what a pathetic fan base. Clippers? Yeah. I fuck with them so quick sometimes. Like, I'm very quick-witted that they don't even know that I'm fucking with them sometimes. Like a daily show? A little bit, yeah.

Like Colbert over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm trying to be. And then I've done, oh, the Raiders one. Football-wise, the Raiders I've done twice. I went to Vegas and then I saw – Football is hard, though, because they actually are at least fans. Like when you said Clippers, like I've never met someone who's a genuine Clippers fan.

Bruins just lost to the Panthers. I've never met someone who's like I'm a Florida Panthers fan. So I guess if you're at the game, obviously you're bound to bump into a player. I've said this many times on the show before, and we're testing this theory a lot recently, but some of it's so far coming true. I think there are certain teams, certain franchises, that are just destined to never win based on their name, their city,

their team, their people. The Florida Panthers come on. The Florida Panthers are one. And I've always thought the Sacramento Kings are at the top of that list. Really? And then they make that run. I think they won one in the 50s. But the 0-2

team and the fan base around the Kings and those... Dude, they had to root for Doug Christie, one of the ugliest, good guys ever. That was their year and they got fucking screwed. It's just like the universe just won't let it happen, whether it's you suck or you get fucked. Yeah.

And I was like, all right, you know, this year they're looking pretty good. The magic. And they get the magic up there. Yeah. Or like the Orlando magic are going to hoist the trophy. I know. However, I say all that, and you guys, you know, you understand what I'm saying. You get it. But the Milwaukee Bucks went and did it.

Fair. And that was one that I think prior to that. The Jaguars don't deserve nice things. The Jaguars will't deserve nice things. Jaguars will never win a title. I would have thought the Raptors. But then they did the Kawhi thing. Yeah.

So that's the thing is like you need to, you know, it's got to be lightning in a bottle. Yeah. Like the Raptors are never just going to like, you know, be a team that's in it every year and like, you know, make the playoffs a lot and get all the free agents and then they finally get over the hump. They needed, like, everything to come together and they brilliantly, like, made a move and made it happen and then poof, it's gone again.

Yeah. And same thing, like, that's what it's looking like with the Bucs. If they can't get back there, it's just like there are certain teams that probably never will and even if you do, it's probably like, how the fuck did that happen? Dude, the Bucs could have just had their whole heart stolen. That was crazy. Jimmy Butler is the fucking Indian dude in Indiana Jones 2.

How do you do that? How do you do that? That was crazy. Jimmy Butler. What's the equivalent of Jimmy Butler outside of sports? Where a guy like, and he's a fine player. And then, like, it's Jimmy time. When the lights are on.

Playoff Jimmy. And it's like, what the fuck? Don't you do this more often, dude? You know, is it like a conscious, like I'm saving energy. I am an older guy and I like got to pace myself and then let me go all out. Is it like an adrenaline thing? Is that you can't replicate that same feeling? I think it's Charlie Sheen as a comparison.

What do you mean? When the lights are on, he's one of the greatest actors I've ever seen comedically. I'm like, dude, if I didn't know anything about his real life. Yeah. This guy's great. Are you kidding me? When he left the set, what was he doing?

He was fucking, but like once the fucking camera rolls, it's like, dude, Major League, let's go. Those Charlie Sheen stories back in the day.

He was like, what? I love Charlie Sheen. He had AIDS? Yeah, right? He had AIDS? Two and a half men the whole time he had AIDS? Are you kidding me?

Fucking Tiger Blood, baby. Charlie Sheen. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like when it matters. Yeah. He's there. Yeah.

He's super clutch, I guess. Yeah. Did you see that, Butler? And we know this story to an extent. I forget what player it was. One of the players was just on a podcast that he was in Minnesota with. Oh, i did see this i forget who you're talking about i saw that yeah where he he it's the story where he beat the second team or he beat jeff teague he he took the he was jeff teague yeah he took like the g leaguers and was like i'll play your starters for minnesota he

took off his jumpsuit and one-on-one? No, like him in the G League. Yeah, him with. Versus. Him and all the scrubs. Oh, got it. Yeah. And he was like, he took off his jumpsuit and he was wearing Timberwolves shirt, but he had Minnesota cutout. And he had a logo cut off his shorts. And he played them, beat them. Then they put in the subs, beat the second team.

Ran off the court and drove home left practice and by the time they got done with practice they got into the locker room and he was on SportsCenter giving a press conference without getting

kicked the shit out of everybody he's already at home running a press conference I love it I love people don't like I fucking love Jimmy Butler dude he was homeless right

was he? I love it he was homeless because his mom made him homeless at this point you can make up any story about Jimmy Butler. Dude, he was homeless, right? Was he? Yeah, he was homeless because his mom made him homeless. At this point, you can make up any story about Jimmy

Butler. Fuck yeah, he was. Of course he was homeless. He's like Chuck Norris. His mom was like,

get out of here, we don't like you. Yeah, he went through it, man. He was a Marquette guy. What's his name? Fucking Honey

Badger from LSU. Tyron Matthew. Tyron Matthew. Where his mom, he was not raised with his siblings. His mom was like, I don't like this one. And he now has a relationship with his mom. But like, she was like, and he wasn't like the first. It wasn't like, oh, he was born too early.

Like, he was a middle child. Yeah. I'm telling you, dude. You want your child to be worth a damn? Abandon that child. I'm saying, fucking God. Put that chip on there. I watched all the drafts, and I've never seen one

where it's like, stable family, top ten pick. No! Brady's the only one. Well, no, he wasn't a top ten pick, though. He came in with the chip. No, Joe Burrow has a stable family. No, I'm kidding. I think we're actually just talking about minority.

Do you get worried that you don't ever make it back, though? Like it just might be one of those things? Every day. Every day. That's why I like – Yes. Because the Bengals would be on my list for that. That's what I was actually going to ask.

So I wasn't going to ask, but I was going to assume, obviously, that the Bengals were probably on that list. But I feel like – I don't know. Football is a little wacky, though, because you can sneak in there and make it happen. Football, you can get a guy. Yeah. You can get a guy, and we got a guy. Joe Burrow instantly turns it around.

I was in Kansas City talking cash shit. I was actually in the end zone area. If you remember the end of the game, it came to the field goal with time expiring. I was right behind the field goal post. Brutal. But I was just talking shit, because the fourth quarter we had a chance. I was like, look, you got a guy. We got got a guy and that's kind of what the nfl is now as long as your defense isn't fucking garbage yeah but like it's mahomes burrow right who's good and i

love when people are like dude alan fucking trevor lawrence like bro shut the fuck up watched i've obviously extremely biased but like burrow is the fucking man he well he's just got the he just does shit where you're like listen like he's got that that the swagger like when when all the black guys think you're cool too like yes yeah yeah 100 that's the next level yeah he's getting nicknames like that over is like yes when when black guys think you're cool you're fucking awesome when jamar chase had Chase had to issue a take back for – Jamar Chase did an interview with GQ, and he was like – because Burrow gets all the attention for his outfits and shit like that.

And Jamar Chase was like, he's going to buy all his clothes. And then I had to be like, actually, I'm just kidding. No, I don't. Because Burrow probably hit him up. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you doing, Vince? I'm just watching a bro probably hit him on you. Yeah KFC radio on YouTube Nah, it's not my thing I don't you watch the videos Yeah, I love you guys, but not enough to subscribe. I don't know where the button is

Do what you do? Subscribe Hammer hammer hammer hammer so what what you you're in new york to uh for shows yeah so i come out here like obviously la doing a bunch of shit out there and it's nice to come out to new york like once once twice a year i try to um i also try to plan it when it's not summer or winter fuck all that shit yeah um but yeah i do like a week and a half of just shows ripped through the city do a couple pods so this is always fun dude like you guys know like Feeney and those boys. And then what's the other one I'm doing? Oh, with Chris O'Connor and Tommy.

Oh, you do stuff on Island? Those are my homies. Yeah, yeah. So I know Chris pretty good. The dude, absolute monster. Tommy actually just texted me to get a beer. It's Monday at 2.30. Let's go.

Because I haven't met him yet. Really? Oh, no. Tommy is a fucking animal, man. Well, I heard he used to rip as a comic, but he didn't do it anymore or something like that. Yeah, he stopped, and then he's kind of like coming out of retirement.

Which is great. Doing a podcast or a stand-up. He seems very funny. Chris is super funny. He did some acting. He's in a couple movies and things, a bunch of commercials and shit like that. Oh, cool.

He's too handsome to be the animal that he is. Yeah. Oh, really? I love that. He should look more like a derp all the way he behaves. Is he Philly, too? Oh, yeah. These Philly fucks, dude.

The Philly's running the game right now. I know. They're killing it. From Shane to McCusker and Chris and Tommy and all these guys. They're all good dudes, too, and they rip. Yeah, they are. They are dominating the scene right now. Philly actually, if I had to choose a city

where the people from there... Kevin Hart's 100%? Yeah, Philly. I just meant he's more like... Right, right, right. The Philly people are exactly

what I want. Philly people give me exactly what I want and expect from Philly people are exactly what I like Philly Philly people give me exactly what I want and expect from Philly people yeah you can be

someone from New York and they're like there's a bunch of different kinds of people everyone from Philly at least in the circles I run

is the same is exactly what I want yeah yep I mean they are they're pound pound for pound they got some killers

comedy wise and then you guys know same town Denver also has murderers. Really? They don't even leave Denver. They're just chilling. Sam's the fucking man.

That's why I think we got linked up. I think Sam mentioned me. He is, to me, the best. He's one of the funniest guys out there. Best guy. He's just an enormous human. Yeah. Just big.

Not fat. He's definitely tall, but he's just big have you read that book no it's like required reading for a comic I'm sure I heard how

you nailed it right you're just like oof this is sad and all the real I don't know if I want to look in a mirror

that long yeah I mean comics are just such every page is a little bit more your fate yeah it's also like

not what it's true in a way where you know that could be your life if there's decisions that you could make that could lead you to be this this character yeah and it's very real in a lot of ways what was uh plan b for you uh i i was a great salesman i was like dude i've been stacking up on plan b i'm a i'm a no rubber lover so um but uh no plan b was always um i here's what i always knew is that like i had like a sales job for a long time throughout this i'm 11 years in and for eight of the years seven or eight of the years i had a good steady sales job and i was good i was making good money in phoenix um so what i always knew was if this shit didn't work out, I'd be fine. But I don't know what it would really look like. I got a bunch of ASU dudes that are really – a lot of my friends are pretty good, well-off, successful people.

So I know I'd figure something out. I always just trusted that I'd be fine. So I tried not to any time think of the plan B. I watched an interview with Jackson Brown one time. He was like 16, 17 years old, and he just said, sometimes you just got to fucking cut the strings off. When you don't have the safety net is when you make the biggest moves in your life. It's like do or die, burn the boat sort of shit.

You've got to do it. I had a sales job in like a software as a solution thing. Verizon ended up buying us. Then Verizon ended up closing our office in Scottsdale. Got a big check. Had some money stamped. And it was like, it was summer 2019. I haven't had a day job since.

There was, the best kind of money is that kind of money. Yeah. The unexpected. Boom. What? There was an interview on, I think the Barstool Finance guys posted it. I don't know if it was, if they did the man on the street or if they posted someone else, but you can find it on their IG.

And they're doing man on the street with a couple college kids, and they're like, how much money do you have in your bank account right now? And he was like, I don't know, like 20 grand, but I've got a trust fund. And they were like, ooh, lucky you. And he's like, no, no, no not it's not what you think he got uh arrested and like booked for a dui despite he blew zeros but he like failed he was like i don't know i'm a goofy fucking white guy i failed and walked straight he's like i fell off the line yeah and everybody in the car was shit faced and they were like just kind of like fuck these kids you know yeah and they brought him to

the to the station. He blew zeros there. And I think the cop at that point was either like, fuck, what do I do now? And I think they were like, well, you must have sobered up in the time that it took. So they like threw him in the tank or whatever. And the judge awarded him like $1.2 million or something like that. But it's like, it's a trust that he can only get to it like when he's 25

at certain amounts yeah every year but yeah every year but like you know it's like I don't you weren't planning

on that happening you had no idea that 1.2 million was going to come your way because some fucking asshole cop decided to you know have a power trip

on you yeah well I always say I never do the lottery as a comedian because I know if I won I'd just not do comedy. Why would I,

if I got 20 million in the bank of my... So many people say, like, I need to get up there or it's my art or whatever. It's like, I don't know, man. It seems like a pretty big grind for you guys

that maybe you just wouldn't need to do anymore. Oh, I can't wait to quit. I can't fucking wait to quit. I can't wait to get famous enough to quit and delete so many phone numbers of people that think that they matter to me. So I can't wait.

Going home to Cincinnati reminds me. You can delete the numbers right now. I might need them. Then the secret all goes down. I might need them. I feel like if I go through my phone, the names that I see. Oh, whatever. I actually have to find a number.

I type it in. It brings up the other names with those numbers. I'm like, how the fuck? I got a homie named Cole I always text in LA. We do this thing called Don't Tell Comedy. If you know Don't Tell Comedy, we run it in LA. And I'm always texting him, and I always text the wrong Cole. I'm like, why the fuck do I have another Cole?

Who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, I mean, just the A's alone, I'm like, how are there two Alyssas and two Andes? What the fuck are these people? Two Alyssas is one of them good problems. I also, like, the names you put people in are... Oh, like describing them? Yeah.

Like Steve from 17th and Park. Rather than just put their last name, Like describing them? Yeah. Like Steve from 17th and Park. Yeah. Rather than just put their last name, and that would be the distinguishing factor. Maybe. I read a good thing that was talking about how we're redoing the etymology of last names. How it used to be like Blacksmith and whatever. It would be like that's just you describe them by what they do, what they look like, and you put their name. I know a chick in Phoenix who's a food blogger.

I know her name, but it's like, no, you're AZ Foodie. Yeah. That's AZ Foodie. You know what I'm saying? It's a great follow if you ever want to eat something in Phoenix. It's like I've seen her in public. I'm like, oh, AZ Foodie. What's up?

I have so many like so-and-so's boyfriend, so-and-so's girlfriend. I put them in as like – Oh, oh yeah even if they're just dating i put them in as the person i actually know right i use their last name because it wouldn't make sense yeah yeah you gotta figure it out i don't know yeah i try to put comic in too that helps me yeah yeah yeah i know you're a comic but yeah it is you know like half of these fucking numbers. You're still scrolling up here. Yeah, it's just so fucking good. How did you guys enjoy L.A.? After I saw you in Phoenix, you went to L.A.? L.A. was good, right?

L.A. was... It's a place you got to know your spots to. That was the infamous walk, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Jackie here took us on like an insane fucking walk. It's not a walking city. We walked to the... Yamakoto.

Oh, Yashimoto. We walked up that mountain. You don't do that. You don't do that. You think Tarantino had them do that when they filmed Kill Bill? The bartender said zero people have ever walked up that hill.

I was shirtless out of breath and I was like, it's one now. Yeah. I literally took my clothes off. Sweating. It was so hot. Delicious, though. Yeah, it was a great spot. It was good drinks and all that, but it was like, she was like, it's just a little bit of a hike.

Yeah, a literal hike. We were walking from our hotel, and Kevin was joking, being like, oh, yeah, that's where Jackie's taking us. And she was like, actually, it is. Yeah. It's a bit of a walk. It looked like it was a fucking, like, in the sky. It is. Did you fly there?

No. What's going on? You got an Uber. Yeah, LA's not a walking city at all. That's why it's nice here. I fucking walked from my hotel. Yeah. You told me the address was like-

I think miles and distance and shit here are different than other cities. Yeah. Like, when we were in Austin, I put the club in and I think it said half a mile and it said an 18 minute walk and I was like,

Because you're zigging and zagging and shit. I guess, but it's like a mile, you know, a mile's a mile. It should be the distance. You do a half a mile here in New York,

it's like eight minutes. And it's all flat. Yeah. It's great. I've done it walking through neighborhoods and shit like that, like back home. And here, the mile doesn't feel as long because you're seeing different things. There's so much people watching, so much stores. But if you're walking through the suburbs, a mile is 100 miles.

It's like you're inconsiderate. It's disrespectful. Yeah. Why don't you walk down the block to my house? Are you nuts? In Houston, it was like there's a there's a 711 like 0.8 miles away or whatever and like here i'll walk that and i was like i'm not calling an uber to go get a fucking tennis in like that's crazy yeah and i would just not do it no i mean houston's too spread out yeah all those others i mean yeah you guys are spoiled with this is a walkable this is the best walkable city I've ever been.

London's pretty walkable, too. But this is very walkable here. This is great. San Francisco can be walkable, but it's hills. People are surprised when I'm like, I love New York. They're like, really? I'm like, yeah. Well, it's like the greatest city in the world.

So, yeah, it's like that. There's a couple of rankings. It's number one. I don't know. There's a couple things that are, you know, it's just. I can't. I'll tell you right now. I can't do seasons.'s a couple things that are, you know, it's just. I can't. I'll tell you right now. I can't do seasons.

I'm out on that. Oh, see, I like seasons. So I fucking hate. Dude, it's like, what? I got to buy Chapstick twice a year? There aren't fucking seasons anymore. Everywhere has the same weather now. No, it's about to get hot as shit here in a month and a half.

It'll get hotter here, but then you don't go down south. It's hot as fuck. It doesn't snow here anymore. Yeah, LA, it's 80 degrees. No, LA... I'm telling you. You have seasons. You have snow this year? No. No, that's the thing. You don't have snow anymore?

It's fucking bitterly cold. I'm telling you, the winters are not a thing anymore. The winter is kind of like the fall, and the fall is kind of like summer, and spring is like summer too. The summer... Maybe I'm back in. It hasn't snowed's like – the summer – Maybe I'm back in. Hasn't snowed here in over two years.

Maybe I'm back in. The snow is gone. I almost prefer the snow over like the 95 degrees in the city. I 100% prefer that. Yeah. 100%. But like I'm saying, if you – yeah, like right now if – yeah, I would sign for snow all winter long if I could have a like a mild summer somehow the snow

the melting sorry the sweating in New York in the summer it's like I hate this you go in the subway and it's hot and you go in somewhere

and it's air conditioned and you're sweating and you're cold crime probably goes up because people are just angry oh my god when the temperature hits that nine handle

murder rate it's like the guns just come out. I love that. I think 50 Cent said that. It's had out this bitch, and that's a good enough reason. All right, Curtis. It really is. That sounds pretty valid.

It really is. It's like people just get agitated and hot. They're like, somebody's getting shot tonight. Yeah. That's why, dude, crime goes up between June and August in Phoenix. 115 degrees. Can you blame them? Chicago in the summer is like 100 people get killed in a week.

You tell the cop, it's like, dude, it was 115 degrees. Yeah, shot her. What the fuck was I supposed to do? No jury will convict. Don't worry. Yeah, you're good. When we go to other places now, I don't pack different. I'm not like, oh, we're going to Texas.

I got to pack these clothes. I just pack clothes. Really? Show up in Texas wearing a fucking wool sweatshirt. But it's fine, too, there. When we were in L.A., we were cold. I wore a sweater to that dinner. I took it off to walk up a mountain, but I wore a sweater to that dinner.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You just got caught. Yeah, he was like, I'm from L.A., or I went to school in L.A., so I know it, and then just had us hiking. Oh, yeah, you did that I'm from L.A., or I went to school in L.A., so I know it, and then just had us hiking. Oh, yeah, you did that with knowledge of L.A.? Yes, you went to USC. Oh, USC?

My ASU come out? Fuck USC. I didn't think you guys were going to be so complaining. We're six months in we're still complaining about it all I asked was how was LA they immediately talked shit about you what would make you think that we would complain

next time you guys pull back up I'm more familiar with the city I got some spot like good food and shit pull up on K-Town and we'll hit a spot. It was actually really good, but we went to Danny Trejo's Tacos. You know what? It is good. It actually is good. That's a good burrito.

Danny Trejo, lend his trademark out to anybody. Everybody loves his donuts, Trejo's coffees, Trejo's tacos. The donuts are good. Also, fucking Danny Trejo. Great actor. I just watched Heat recently, tacos. The donuts are good. Also, fucking Danny Trejo. Great actor. I just watched Heat recently, too.

I texted you recently I was going to watch that, and I still haven't. Have you not seen Heat? It's like three hours long. I don't give a fuck. I remember, though. You should watch it once a year. I was in college. That's like a perfect movie.

I was in college, and we were watching a movie. It was a group of us, a couple chicks, a couple guys, whatever. It was on me to pick. I think it said it's 188 minutes. That feels right. I thought 180 was two hours

for some reason. I was like, oh, it's two hours and eight minutes. I do it all the time, too. I do 90 minutes as an hour. Maybe that's what I did. Yes, it was 90 to 90. So you guys are both more. Yeah. And I went to Arizona State.

And, you know, when you're, like, we're going to watch a movie in the dorm more like, I don't know, we were going to pregame or maybe it was late night, like, let's catch up the night with a movie. And, you know, we're, like, 2, like, 20 in. I'm like, this feels like we're, like, in the middle of this movie, you know? And I, like, quickly, like, look at the middle of this movie. I quickly look at the box and I realize what I've done. People are like, how long is this movie? I was like, it's got to be almost done.

The bank scene leading into the end is an hour. Oh, really? Once the bank scene gets cooking, it leads to it's an hour. Yeah, because then they've got to wrap up all the stuff. I don't know, man.

The John Wick 4 is three hours. stuff. Yeah, because then they've got to wrap up all the stuff. Which, I don't know, man. Bank scene's great. John Wick 4 is three hours. Did you see it? I did not see it. It's modern art. It's fucking amazing. But you know what else? It could have been modern art at 2.15. Or 2. Or fucking 90 minutes, to be honest, for John Wick.

I'm in on 90 minutes. Three hours is nuts for a movie like John Wick. And I think somebody told me they're going to do spinoffs. And they introduced a bunch of characters. You don't want to spoil anything, but there's definitely going to be – there's things that you're like – Lawrence Garmis is definitely a ballerina. That's like – They were definitely dropping those hints that that's going to happen.

So maybe you need enough time to do all those things. But in like a shoot-em- up fucking action movie okay it's i think you know john wick's famous for whether there's like 300 murders in the movie oh make it 150 it moved though yeah and i moved you know i love that a lot of people like i agree with you because you got shit to do we got shit to do yeah i gotta go home and watch succession for three hours there's just a time limit though i think when you watch tv shows and it ends and then like a new one starts it's easier like bang out but if you're doing like if you're sitting through one show a live show a fucking game or whatever like you reach a breaking point where it's like

it's two hours it could be awesome yeah and it's like i'm not saying it's bad it's just like you're like okay i'm i'm done here no baseball feels better now. Doesn't it? Oh, my God. It feels less like a whole afternoon. It feels like two and a half hours kind of ish. Yep, yep. I just watched, if you want to see a perfect movie, Super Mario Bros. 92 minutes. Great. Let's go.

I smiled the whole fucking time. Yeah, that was awesome. And then, you know what I saw that was good that people were talking shit about? 65. Our boy Adam Driver, he lands on Earth. There's dinosaurs. I was going to buy that. 90 minutes.

90 minutes. Yeah, good. Good, do it. I think it's what? I'm doing that. Dude, he lands on Earth. There's dinosaurs. 90 minutes. 90 minutes. Good. Do it. It's a – I'm doing that stuff. Dude, I'm telling you. It's not bad. The first 10 minutes –

You can watch 265 for one fucking minute. You watch it. You run it back. I saw the other day a lot of Disney movies that I'm watching with my kids. Like Cinderella is an hour and 15. That's too much. I was like that's like you know like game of thrones with a fucking like a little shorter yeah yeah let's get let's let's do some

movies in an hour i wanted the bruins were playing the other day at 4 30 last sunday and i was like oh i'm gonna go i want to see john mcfort i'm gonna go catch that i'll catch 12 10 then i'll watch the bruins game no and i could i was gonna miss the brew also 30 minutes of previews yeah right right but i also like the previews so i'm like i want to get there for that and i enjoy that but not if it's gonna tack on another 30 to my three hour and 30 minute i'll time them out i'll go i'll miss all the previews and then i'll just i'll just take a shit and watch every preview for 20 minutes just like will smith is back in a slave movie let's go go. Yo, that shit bombed, huh? Didn't it?

Yeah. I mean, like, Will Smith doing, I think it was called Emancipation, right? It was, yeah. You would think, like, that's a big role, right? Like, and, like. You would think, like. He gave a fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When you saw the trailer, you're like, oh, they did it in black and white? This one, they're. It's called Oscar bait. Like, and then no one talked about it ever again. I don't know shit about that, man. But guess what? He's going to do Bad Boys 4. And I'm back. I'll be back. And then no one talked about it ever again. No shit about that, man. But guess what? He's going to do Bad Boys 4. And I'm back.

And I'm back. And it'll be three hours. I'm out. Larry. Mike Larry. What a great fucking franchise that is. Even Bad Boys 3. Will Smith, you want to get us back on board?

Make it 90 minutes. Bad Boys 3 is great. Bad Boys 3. Bad Boys 3. It was fine. It was fine. Bad Boys, it was fine. It was fine. Bad Boys 1 and 2. No,

but I mean, 2 is better than 1. 2 was like, like 1 was like a 90s action movie that was great and then it kind of had like a cult following

and they put like a $200 million budget into Bad Boys 2 and they had like the soundtrack was good and all that shit. Just let Michael Bay cook. Yeah, man.

Just let this guy do his thing. That's modern art. As long as there's no underage girls. That's true. Then he's cooking a little too close to the stove. No, dude, also, I would say go see John Wick 4 and then wait, buy the ticket, and just go in, like, 90 minutes in. Because the last 90 minutes, you're just like, I mean, no plot is, that plot is so easy.

You're like, all right, this white dude with a really nice suit, bad. I can't imagine why you would, and people are like, it doesn't drag, it's great. It doesn't drag. I'm like, okay, that's fine, but it definitely would be just as good at 90 fucking minutes. Dude, there's a dog involved. It comes full circle with stuff. Yeah, I could have told you that. Oh!

I could have told you that. Two hours, and the whole thing starts because of a dog. I know, that's what I'm saying. And I'm like, yes, of course a dog! They did the dog! They did the dog! They did the dog thing!

That actually is my favorite John Wick scene in John Wick 3 with the dog, with Halle Berry. Yeah, two dogs. The German Shepherds. The dogs are fucking like eating people and shit. I'm like, oh. I think this dog might be a pit mix or something. I don't know what it is.

He's fucking feisty, though. And then, oh, yeah. I'm getting emotional just thinking about it. John Wick 4, dude. But I love that show. I'm happy to hear that, man. I'm like, oh, that you're featuring and doing all that shit that's awesome

yeah just starting to fuck with me a good like you know level to achieve where you're just

kind of like good now yeah going back to since you obviously there's still way more to do and all that shit

but you know to be like locked in is yeah it's good headline

I'm finally at the point where it feels like I'm where I'm supposed to be headlining and shit. I did DC. I got some shit in Palm Springs. I'm doing Denver and Fort Collins in August. I'm like once a month, maybe twice a month doing headlining shit.

I got the man on the street shit's going. That shit is fun on my YouTube. And then I got a new podcast too so i just dropped i'm just doing a solo podcast getting some comedy guests on here and there but so it's called yum saying because i just say that on stage a lot you know what i'm saying yeah you know what i'm saying and so yeah hit me on ig turner comedy and you can hit those

links and that's all there so um check the podcast and that'll be fun bro everything's moving great man it's all moving here that dude thank you man yeah appreciate it thank you guys all right big thanks for watching if you made it through this whole episode that means you should be subscribed there's so many of you out there who watch and don't subscribe so make sure you are a kfc radio subscriber make sure you get all the content when it drops click that button now i have nine fingers i'm still subscribed that easy