KFC Radio - More Fire: Naked In A Cab (best of CCK featuring BizNasty Paul Bissonette and Captain Cons)

Episode Date: March 25, 2019

Clancy, Carrabis and Kayce discuss The Rocket's strategic alliance with Ellie and the Daddy Gang, if/when Jared could hook up with Andrea Russett or the Pink Ranger, if/when KFC will do HGH and which guy will get their makeup done on camera. Best of the week includes BizNasty (17:25) telling us about hooking up with Bibi Jones and getting his life politely threatened by her boyfriend, Kayce getting naked in a cab (46:36), Captain Cons and KFC reminiscing about the early days of Barstool New York (1:04:51), and the live watch of Dave, Big Cat, Tommy Smokes and Marty Mush dying during the Yale/LSU game (1:34:13)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Had to do it. What about a squad mood? How about a mood squad? Are we the mood squad? I think I like squad mood. Squad mood? That's the squad mood. It's backwards.

Big squad mood. Yeah. What's backwards? We're the mood squad. Mood squad. No, I think it's like when you got your squad. Mood is squad. Yeah.

It's squad mood. Like we're together. It's a squad mood. Yeah. I think it can be both. You can be a mood squad. We are the squad that like has big moods. Yeah. Or you can be in a squad mood. Yeah. I think it can be both. You can be a mood squad. We are the squad that like has big moods. Yeah.

Or you can be in a squad, in a squad mood. Well, I think it's like when you, when you get in a mood, cause you know, you're with your squad. It's like, everything changes. It's squad mood. You can have like a solo mood. You can have a squad. Yeah.

I can be like, fuck everybody. I want to be solo. That's my mood. Or I want to be with my squad mood. Let's get together and go to the fucking mall right and then when and then when you're

at the mall you're a mood squad right cause you're you're all big moods wearing dragon chains yeah I can't wait to actually

go back and get the dragon chain get it like I'm gonna wear it yeah you should like everyday everyday everyday

well no I mean what you gotta do is you gotta give it to somebody you can't you can't wear that now with your new fit. If you start wearing that with the fit you threw on this, it ruins everything. You look like a complete Jersey Shore tool bag. It means that you're not getting it.

Right, because a girl should have that. Right, right, right, right, right. You can't give it to anybody in the office. That'd be weird. I mean, I think it'd be funny if I did. If somebody's walking around wearing your dragon chain? I mean, I'll it'd be funny if I did. If, like, somebody's walking around wearing your dragon chain? I mean, I'll tell you, this is going right to Ellie. Ellie's gonna be wearing a dragon chain.

Like, if Ellie is just like... Ellie wouldn't wear it, though. With her fucking head would be hanging down. How about Jared getting his makeup done? Yo. Yeah, that was, uh... He went from, uh... He went from The Rocket to Shaz of Sunset. Shaz? Shaz of Sunset? Whatever. The Rockets? Yeah, that was, um... I felt pretty... You had a literal glow-up. You were glowing. Lots of whatever. The Rockettes. Yeah, that was... I felt pretty...

You had a literal glow up. You were glowing. But like the crazy thing... Lots of highlighter. Lots of highlighter. Dudes are straight haters that I did that. Girls were like, I love this. Well, I mean, anybody who can't see right through the Rockettes motives when he puts on a Daddy Gang shirt.

Or a Bestie Bitches Anonymous. Or do my makeup. I mean, we... What do you think I'm doing? Right. Well, I think some people out there... What, are you trying to lay game on Ellie? No, no, no mean, we... What do you think I'm doing? Right. Well, I think some people out there... What, you trying to lay game on Ellie?

No, no, no, no. Trying to lay game to Ellie's fans. Right. Ellie is like the leader of... She's the conduit to get to all the girls.

You open up the fucking vault by getting in with that crowd. I saw some guy tweeted me with a picture of Jared's before and after and tagged his friend and was like, yo, Jamie,

look at this fucking faggot. And this guy was like, yo, Jamie, look at this fucking faggot. And this guy was like, whatever respect I had for him is out the window. Look at this pussy. I'm like, you guys not get what's going on here. Wait, someone tagged one of my friends? No, he tweeted me and he tagged his friend. Oh, look at this faggot.

And that friend was like, yeah, he's such a pussy. I don't have any respect for him. Right. And I'm like, you guys are so dumb that you don't see the grand picture here. So dumb. Like, the schnit heads are now rolling up in the DMs. The daddy gang is now like, who's that guy with the new bomber jacket? That scene, like, I don't watch

Game of Thrones. I know you guys talk about Game of Thrones all the time. The scene with, like, Hodor. And he's, like, trying to actually hold the door. That was me with my DMs after I did that video. I mean, it was... It was impressive. How DMs after I did that video I mean it was how long have you thought about that analogy just now

I really wanted to find something to say that was insulting but I couldn't because it was such a good analogy Kevin it didn't stop what are they saying to you maybe it's just because I'm a little bit older you're beautiful they're giving me compliments that, like,

you would say to, like, a girl that you appreciate, but, like, they're saying it to me. There's a lot of, like, heart eye emojis, a lot of, like, you know, heart emojis, kissy face emojis. People thought you looked good with that on? I mean, not the picture that, like, everyone posted, but, like, the picture with, like, me and Ellie

with, like, when I had, like, my makeup, like, the side profile. Like, everyone was like, damn, you kind of look flawless. It's not even about the look. It's about the fact that he was comfortable and he was with Ellie. When Ellie was like, who's man enough to step up next?

I was like, it's going to be me. It's going to be Feidelberg for sure. Everybody wants to be pretty here. Guys get their makeup done for television all the time. But this is beyond that. Smitty, Smitty wouldn't do it. I don't think Trent would do it.

I don't think Big Cat would do it. Gaz wouldn't do it. Gaz wouldn't do it. Dave would not do it. Dave gets his makeup done for the college football show. Yeah, but not like this, Casey. This, I was like a girl.

Yeah. Why are you yelling at me? To volunteer and sit down to be like part of the shithead for a second. I don't know why we have to yell.

Everybody's just enjoying some nice wine on a Friday and I'm getting screamed at. You don't have a shine on your forehead. It's a completely different experience. 100%. I volunteer as tribute next. Come get some, Sinead. I feel like you'd look really pretty. Thanks, Jared.

Yeah. I feel like your cheekbone structure, it bodes well for a project like this. Yeah, I feel like I'm not a bad-looking person. I just treat my body so shittily that it just all comes out ugly. But if I did and you could maybe mask me up, I think I'd be very pretty. We need to get you on some HGH. I know. I got it.

All right. You know what? You just sealed it. I'm buying HGH this weekend. It's expensive. It's very expensive. It's like... But beauty is expensive.

Yeah. You got to pay to play. Beauty's pain. It's going to hurt my wallet like... But it's... Beauty is expensive. Yeah, it's... You gotta pay to play. Beauty's pain. It's gonna hurt my wallet. I got a guy. I'm calling him up. He's gonna fuck me. You do have a guy?

Well, I, you know... You live in the Dominican Republic? I've talked about this enough that, you know, people are like... Yo, I know someone. I know how to get some. It's an investment in your future. Exactly.

It honestly is. Well, is this guy... Is it someone that you trust or it's just like fucking Joey from the block that reached out to you and says, I know a guy who can get you out? I mean, I'm from Detroit, so. So no. Yeah.

But I mean, yeah. Imagine, like. I mean, how many fucking drug dealers do you know that you can trust? Not many. It depends. It depends on what they're selling. I actually think they're kind of honorable people in a way. Yeah.

I feel like drug dealers are like. Because they want you to come back. Yeah, right. They want you to die and then there's no money. Yeah, they're not like ticket scalpers. Yeah, right. They want you to come back. Yeah, they want to sell you a they want you to come back. They want you to die. Yeah, they're not like ticket scalpers. They want you to come back. They want to sell you a good product so you come back. No doubt. That blue shit.

I'm going to be on that HGH soon. You know what? Maybe I'll join you. Not to get jacked though. You grow. I'd like to be like six feet. I just need to... Well, I mean you have to grow like six inches for that, Jared. Probably like an inch and a half. I just want to, well, I mean, you have to grow like six inches for that, Jared. Probably like an inch and a half.

I just want to not be, I don't even care about how I look. I just want to feel a little bit better. I mean, I do care about how I look. You look younger. Look good, feel good, play good. You come in here with a new pair of blazers and a bomber jacket and some jeans that fit you right, and all of a sudden you feel like a fucking rock star. I could have fucked Ariana Grande in that family yesterday.

Imagine if she caught a look at you with that hair i didn't have to try i don't think it was just showed up she would have been like who was that famous guy over there yeah she would have been like does that guy have more to arrange a meeting with me i think they probably were like he's got more instagram followers than ariana right oh wait a minute wait no he's only just a blogger this can't be possible yeah so i'm thinking what casey so what's about casey whatever we don't honestly we don't need your input on this particular subject because we're just speaking facts and you're just going to come in with an opinion.

What's the fact that you think that you're the only person she's ever seen in a fit like that? That looks like this. I mean, like it continues up. And somehow has grown a couple inches since the last time we had this conversation. Guess what?

Ariana Grande, her next album, she's going to be wearing a dragon chain. Her next album is going to be called Unleash the Dragon. I hope so. And it's going to have a picture of her on a rocket. I hope so. That would be awesome for you. It would be great for the brand. Could you imagine, actually there's a movie coming out soon that I think is going to be very funny.

Seth Rogen and Charlize Theron. And Charlize Theron is like a very powerful political person. I've never heard her pronounced that way. What was it? Charlize Theron? Theron. Oh, I don't know. Is it Theron or Theron?

I have no idea. Theron. It's like Ariana, Ariana. I have no idea. She's like secretary of state or some shit. Very high profile political girl. And I don't even know what Seth Rogen is, but he's an average guy. And she falls in love with him.

And they're kind of like this odd couple in the tabloids and in politics and like, I guess it's kind of like knocked up in a way where he's like, you're much prettier than I am. And, you know, it seems like it's going to be a very funny movie. Could you imagine if like Ariana Grande somehow or just any star like linked up with one of your, just a regular ass friend? Like from home?

Yeah, or even, you know, like there's this outside shot that, you know, you're not a complete nobody rocket, you know? No, I am. But I believe in myself, like if I were to put myself, like we're talking about the bracket that you put out. I think if I had a shot with Kimberly the Pink Ranger, I could probably lock that down. If she's not married, I don't know.

Yeah, listen, that's actually not outside the realm of possibility because Kimberly the Pink Ranger is not doing anything big right now. Yeah, she's still doing Comic-Cons for the Power Rangers. Oh, if you don't think, I bet you, you know. Are you talking about now or in the Prime? Now. Okay. I think she probably goes to Comic-Con.

In her fucking Prime, you want to give me a fucking space shuttle, go back in time, I'll go back in time and get her then. What are you talking about? I was just saying, do you think that you could get her in her Prime or get her now? If I... What are you talking about fucking space shuttle? If I could take me

in what I was wearing yesterday and go back to the 90s and meet her when she's like 25, yeah, I am taking like 25. Yeah. I am taking her home. All right. I mean.

I cannot have the confidence. At some point, every famous person wants to go slumming. That's just a fact. Yeah. You know? It's just like sometimes you're lazy. I do. I do.

I do. I think it is. Like slumming publicly or? No. Because no one would ever believe you. And that's why I honestly think that like, you know, it's in the realm of possibility that like somebody here, you're not slumming too much. It's like, oh wow, he's got like some sort of public presence. Oh, we're slumming.

Like if Ariana Grande. We are Ariana Grande, yes. But that's what I'm saying. By the way, guys, Kimberly the Pink Ranger is not like a fucking celebrity. No, no, no. But she is to me. I bet she gets piped out by people at Comic-Con every year. I'm sure she rolls up like this.

I'm in all my glory. Yeah, I'll sign your fucking paper and like you look serviceable. I'll fuck you. Yeah. But here's the thing. Like if you are that big of a celebrity like Ariana Grande and you have a concert at Madison Square Garden and then you happen to see me and then we hook up at the hotel, and I come back into work. No one here is believing that that happened.

Okay, but here's my actual question. Yeah, no, nobody would believe it. Nobody. But here's my question, though, is where do you think that she just happens to see you? That's the whole thing with these celebrities. I mean, like, first of all— You're, like, in, like, the third row. Yeah.

Like, she's going to look at you and be like, that's the guy I'm going to fuck tonight? Yeah. I mean, like— It's just not— I mean, that's what guys do. Yeah. Guys will fuck girls at a concert like that. Like, they send their— They have their people come—yeah, that's what they—they going to fuck tonight? Yeah. I mean, that's what guys do. Yeah. Guys will fuck girls at a concert like that. They have their people come.

Yeah, that's what they do. They send their people. So you think she's going to send her people? Probably, yeah. If I'm there. I also could see a scenario where, you know, New York City's a weird spot where, like, you can get into some of the places that she's going to be VIP at, and I don't know, you catch her eye.

Yeah. But this is Grinnell's dream. Like, I don't even really have, like, an Ariana Grande thing. Yeah, Andrea Russ is your girl. Andrea Russ is my girl. Entirely attainable. All you got to do is go to, like,

a fucking YouTube comment. And she knows about me because she favorites my tweets where I talk about how obsessed with her I am. So she knows. And she doesn't favor a lot of tweets. So she's aware of it. I think it's entirely plausible

for a personal personality to fuck a YouTube personality. Absolutely. But she has like 6.5 million followers. It doesn't matter. You're in the ballpark. And you're in the same realm, right? Yeah, but we're in a different stratosphere.

Same galaxy, different planet. That's fine. That's fine. As long as you're in the galaxy, bro. But also like internet personalities in general. It's like when you have like A-list celebrities and like international celebrities, it's way different than like the

internet world. In the internet world, you get it. You have a following. She has a following. It doesn't matter if she has 4 million more followers or 6 million more followers or whatever. Plus you play the bad boy. Yeah, no, she likes that. She's like used to these nerd YouTubers. It's all about the understanding of like what you do for a living. Her audience is probably 95%

girls anyway. So she'll be like, wow, you know these references to my videos? I'd be like, yeah. How far you want to go back? How creeped out you want to be? You think that if you guys walked around New York, more people would recognize her than you? Yes. See, I don't think so.

I don't think so. In Boston, no. But in New York, yeah. I don't think YouTube, like I think YouTube world is so crazy inside of it. But it's like Shane Dawson. Like I think if Shane Dawson walked down the street right now, people would not know who he was. People would definitely know who Andrea was. In New York. She could walk

into this office right now and I would have no idea who she is. If you go to certain neighborhoods, Andrea Russell would probably be recognized. If you go to certain neighborhoods, I think you would be recognized. That's why I think you guys are actually a good couple. In New York? Yes. If you go out around Murray Hill, if you go out on the Upper East Side, if you go out in some spots that are like bro-tastic, you go to like a Midtown Happy Hour, you'll be signing autographs, Rocket.

I get it. You're acting like this doesn't happen. We will walk out of this office, like a group of us will be walking to the gym down the street and multiple of us get recognized, including you normally first because you're the loudest asshole in the group. I'm really not that loud outside of the office. No, I'm saying like personalitywise, through Barstool. Yeah. Okay. But I still think that she's got a billion times more clout, so it'd be tough.

Maybe. It'd be tough. Yeah, I mean, obviously she has a lot more followers, but I don't think that it would be tough for a Barstool personality to get with a YouTube personality. You guys are on the same level of celebrity, in a way. In the same stratosphere. For sure not. You are, you are. In the grand scheme of things. There's like,

you are internet famous and then there's like movie famous and athlete famous and all that kind of shit. Singer famous. Internet famous. You're in the same bracket.

You're at the bottom, she's at the top, but you're in the same bracket. I'm just trying to keep my expectations tampered because she listens to Call Her Daddy. Like, she's DM'd with Alex.

So, I mean, it's not... So you're definitely in. What are you talking about, bro? It's not out of the realm of possibility for her to end up in this office at some point. And, she's DM'd with Alex. So, I mean, it's not... So you're definitely in. What are you talking about, bro? It's not out of the realm of possibility for her to end up in this office at some point, and when she does, I just gotta play it cool, which I won't.

I mean, you definitely are. You slide in her DMs and tell her you love her and she doesn't answer you. That's not pretty cool. Eh, she hasn't seen it. She gets a lot of DMs. She probably has seen it.

She probably just not... She sees my tweets and she ignores them. She probably just not opened it. Yeah. So she's seen it. No, I don't think she's seen it. Well, she's seen it because I tweeted a screenshot of it.

Yeah, exactly. Well, the world of celebrity hookups and couples is a dicey one. Tiana Trump was in the news talking about an unnamed Pacers player and a top five NBA star who she fucked and who was on her IG sliding into DMs. That's always a dicey situation. who she fucked and who was on her IG sliding into DMs. That's always a dicey situation. We had Biz Nasty pop into the show to tell his own tales about him associating and fraternizing with a porn star. Wild. I mean.

Wild. I couldn't believe Biz. Biz has loosened up since joining Barstool. Let's just say that much. He came in and just started letting it fly, talking about fucking Bibi Jones. We also talked. So good, though.

What did we talk about what else happened this week i got naked in a cab casey got naked in a cab she's also how won't end up on the internet well because i wasn't fully naked it's because she's joined a cult recently and has a new outlook on life that is true i do positive no not the cult part i'm not part of a cult but i do have a new outlook on life positivity folks spoken like someone in the gotta find it somewhere you're not gonna find it at fucking Barstool Sports. For sure not. We had March Madness going on.

All of us, live reactions to us watching Yale beat Portnoy for a $30,000 loss. Yikes. So a lot to get into this week on CCK. Enjoy the best of. Catch us next week on Power 85. And Monday will be another edition of the CCK Podcast. We're out. Stay hot.

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Biz Nasty's floating around the office. It's always a treat when Biz joins us. Come on! You gonna come in or not? What are you doing? Biz is gonna join us because Lord knows what's going to come out of his mouth when he sits down. What's the word, big man? What are we in town for? Just barstool or what? I'm interviewing Sidney Crosby's

trainer on Sunday. Oh! Andy O'Brien. He's a pioneer in his industry. He just kind of revolutionized the way they train for hockey. I was going to say, whatever Sidney's doing, do that, right? Yeah. It doesn't hurt to have him on his resume. Are they in town for the Rangers, the Islanders, or something like that? They're playing Monday.

Got it. Rangers versus Penguins. What do you guys make of all this Borelli Avery content? Honestly, I thought that people were, to just refresh people, Chicklet sandbagged the shit out of Frankie Borelli. Whoa, what do you mean sandbagged? shit out of Frankie Borelli with Sean Avery. What do you mean sandbagged? He didn't know he was going to be on. We asked him if it was okay.

Everything he said, he should have been comfortable saying to Sean Avery. He was, but he didn't know he was coming on. That was about to happen. We said, is it okay if we do? If he would have said no, we would have said, okay, well, that's cool. Well, you can't say no, because then you look like a fucking, I don't know, pigeon to use Well, I mean, if you believe in what you're saying, it shouldn't matter who you're saying. Yeah, it's true.

Frankie didn't know or Avery didn't know? Frankie was on the show with Kevin and I and he was like, I got fucking sandbags. These guys were like, hey, what do you think about Sean Avery? And then it was like, oh, by the way, like, Sean, what do you think? And he was just on the other end. No, no, no. Time out. He was not on the air.

We said, is it okay if we bring on Sean Avery? He hadn't called in yet. Oh, all right. Okay, all right. That's different. That's different. We planned on having his reaction after because of the viral video that he

released basically saying it's ludicrous that they were throwing shit at him, which it was. It was like, come on. The guy gave you nine years. Ownership issues, arena issues. There's a couple things going on here. Alright. You guys as players are always going to side with the player, and I understand that.

And what you said about the Islanders being a mess of a franchise is absolutely true. And what you said about him giving nine years is all true. So I get all that. But two things with Tavares and the fans. One, he knew he was leaving. Come on. He knew he was leaving. To me, that's the GM's job to say if we don't have him inked on paper, get assets in return.

That's fine. But if also there was anything that Tavares was doing to lead you on to say, like, hey, you're in the sweepstakes. You're right there. If he was going to leave, and then when you come out and say, look at me in my pajamas when I was a kid, and it feels very much like— It was a comforter. Yeah. Yeah, his race car bed or whatever. But if you have a strong feeling you're going to leave, that at least needs to be known so they can trade you. And then the second thing is with the fans, everything you're saying is true, and yeah, you shouldn't throw shit.

But of course the fans are going to be like, fuck you, man. That's sports. So apparently he was leaning towards signing with the team, and that's why he didn't ask for a trade. No, no, hear me out. And his agent encouraged him to take meetings with Toronto and San Jose. So he met with a couple teams. They might have met with one more team than that.

And man, like, they met with him. They sold him on the dream that he's going to come back home, play for his hometown, and he's going to bring his hometown to Stanley Cup. I know.

Could you fucking imagine? I know. That's totally fine. I got fucking goosebumps thinking of it. But you got to also understand, then, that the Frankie Borellis of the world are going to be like, fuck you, man. And you should never throw shit. But everything else I think is fair game.

Oh, absolutely. Boo the shit out of him. It's good for morale. Yeah. As far as the Sean Avery thing, I think Frankie, people are like, oh, Avery had a response. I don't know. I thought that was a pretty even match. I loved it.

It got us some clicks. That's all that matters. It's a game, man. Do players actually get upset about getting booed? Like, it's the biggest compliment in the world. Like, we're mad that you're not here anymore. I was loving it. us some clicks. That's all that matters. The players actually get upset about getting booed. Like it's the biggest compliment in the world. Like we're mad that you're not here anymore. I had no,

I was loving it. I just had a little bit of an issue with them throwing shit out on people. Like, Oh, whatever. It was a rubber snake. It was just like the buddy. If somebody active,

don't you imagine if you got a better job opportunity and there was a bar stool fan that threw something at you on the way into work? Like what would you do? Would you, would you go knock him in the jaw? I would understand. Jared would definitely. No, you wouldn't. If somebody threw shit at you?

Jared's dick would be hard from the thought that someone's going to miss Jared so much that they're, you know. I love the heel character. That's fine, but you wouldn't want people just throwing shit at you. That's why you actually don't go out in New York and drink because you don't want the confrontation and stuff like that. So if you're just walking around in New York and someone starts throwing shit at you.

When I'm in Yankee Stadium, he gets harassed. Oh, yeah. Because you're a bossing guy. He goes to Yankee Stadium. He's also an asshole. I ask for it. He's also an asshole. Yeah, when I go to Yankee Stadium, it's...

What's the biggest confrontation you've ever had with someone? Like, has it gotten to a fist fight? No. No, no. I've never had anyone touch me. Yankee fans are never going to do that, but... I've had people at bars... They'll send anthrax to your house with their old fist fight you're in public.

Yeah. There was one time at a bar. It was like 3 o'clock in the morning, but some dude was trying to fight me. And I was like, dude, you're just mad because it's 3 a.m. And you know that you're leaving here by yourself. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet you... That's usually when I get my fights. Yeah. So like every week. Yeah, it was like, dude, you're just mad because it's 3 a.m. and you know that you're leaving here by yourself. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet you.

That's usually when I get my fights. Yeah. So like every week. Yeah, it's like, I'm hammered. I don't have anything lined up. I'm going to go back home and like,

I might as well fight someone. And the Rub and Tug app is down so I can't. Are we allowed to talk about Rub and Tugs around here? You can talk about whatever you want. Oh, fuck. What do you guys make

of the Tug situation? The Robert Kraft one? Yeah. Everybody was okay with it pretty much. Yeah, I think it actually united the entire office. Yeah.

Listen, when I saw the report of prostitution, and I was a Jets fan and a Pats hater, I was like, yes. I finally got something on them. And then by the time I was across the street at the bar, I get back to the office, and then I learned it was a rubbing tug, and I was like, well, that doesn't count.

Nobody cares about that. Come on. You thought maybe you could squeak out one more win a year off the Patriots. Yeah, I got something. Nope, nothing. Every single person, whether they hate the Patriots or not, was on board with the fact that the Tugs are okay.

Yeah. Where do you fall on? Are you like Whitney when it comes to the NBA? You hate the NBA? Yeah, I think it's a sideshow, but it's kind of entertaining. Yeah, I mean, it's the greatest reality show on earth in my mind. Did you see this Tiana Trump shit? Are you familiar with Tiana Trump?

No, who's that? She's a porn star. She's probably the most aggressive in the game. Is that the one that she drops her porns like mixtapes? Yes. Yeah. They hype up a release date and all sorts of shit. Oh, shit.

So she was on a podcast, and she was talking about how she fucked somebody on the Pacers. And she was like, I was 16 at the time. Oh. And he was filming it. But she was like, it's the legal age of consent. And I was like, I don't know. Where? Where?

It's still a very tough look. Right. Also, but where? And then she said that they were filming it. They took pictures. They made videos. And the guy was like, oh, wow. When he found out that you were only 16.

After the fact, he found out that she was 16. And he was like, oh, shit. Did he freak out? And she was like, no. We still watch our videos and the guy was like oh wow when he found out that you were only 16 after the fact he found out that she was 16 and he was like oh shit did he freak out and she was like no we still like watch our videos and talk about it together then she said super famous right and then she said my guess would be Paul George it's either Paul George or Lance Stevenson there's also a picture of her in a Lance Stevenson jersey

like with her asshole out and Lance's sneaker like on the small not her ass her asshole out and Lance's sneaker on the small of her back. Not her ass. Her asshole. And then she said that somebody making top five money in the game, she one time gave him access to her Instagram. He was like, oh, I'm going to set you up with followers and connections and all that shit. She said someone top five in the NBA jumped on her phone, on her IG, and was sliding into dudes' DMs being like, send me videos and shit of you.

Whoa, yeah. And then the guy interviewing was like, so are you telling me that there's like a closeted superstar? The only thing is, I mean, she was like, this dude is big, making top five money. And not that Dwight Howard's a nobody, but I wouldn't quite describe him. Well, there was that story that came out with Howard about transgender and all that. Which I think that was kind of proven to be at least shaky at best. But Tiana Trump, I mean, she could be lying too. She's a crazy porn star.

But it just felt like she was being pretty real. So she said that there's a top five closeted NBA star out there soliciting dudes for dick pics and videos and shit. And that she wants to go rogue and talk about it. So imagine that, dude. Imagine she starts describing you. Okay, well I got a story. Okay, let it rip. So when I was in Phoenix playing there at the time, I used to go

on the KUPD local radio station all the time and they used to have that Bibi Jones on. You remember Bibi Jones? She was popular for like about a year. Yes. So they end up lining up a date between me and this porn star, Baby Jones. I go on the date. I bring her to this place called True Foods,

nice restaurant. And it was a good night. You grew a nice restaurant, huh? Go back to my place, throw on a flick, and literally like two minutes into the flick, she's like, are we going to do this or not? And I'm like, perfect. Wait, wait, let me just ask you,

do you remember what movie it was? It was Planet Earth. That was my go-to. Planet Earth every time. Polar bear scene. Let's rock and roll. If you remember what movie it was? It was Planet Earth. That was my go-to. Planet Earth every time. Polar bear scene. Let's rock and roll. If you're not getting a BJ by the- Great choice.

Yeah, yeah. The narration, it's genius. It was my go-to. Anyway, so we fool around. We end up obviously screwing. Her boyfriend or husband at the time was calling while it was all going on. I was unaware that she was with someone at the time. Got it.

So this was very odd. It kind of fucked up the whole rhythm of it all. The next morning, and that day we had a game against Chicago, a very big game. It was the midst of the year when we ended up going to the conference finals. I'm getting fucking messages and calls in the morning. She went on the local radio station the next day to just basically throw me out of the bus.

She said the name and everything? Small horn, awful in bed, like the whole kit and caboodle. So I'm fucking... Said your name though or she's like alluded to it? Oh, no, dude. My name. Because they were asking her

how was the date and like they were basically just like ripping my hammer and you know, listen, I'm not built like a, you know, an NBA player by any means, but it's not bad. You got the job done.

I got a good size wrench. I mean, fucking, it's average. It's maybe a little above average. Maybe you could say it's not bad. I got a good- You got the job done, yeah. I got a good-sized wrench. You know what I mean? Fucking, it's average. It's maybe a little above average. Right. Maybe you could say it's ugly, but- And I'm going to go ahead and presume, like, you know what you're doing around the sack. No, but-

I don't think you're, you know, fumbling around. I don't think Biz is like, what do I do with this thing? Well, when she's answering the phone every two minutes and talking to some guy, it was a little uncomfortable, right? So then afterward, I think what pissed her off is she asked me to take a picture with her and put it online. This was around the same time that she, I would assume, been with Gronk. Remember when the picture with her and Gronk was?

Yeah. So I was like, listen, I'm not fucking tweeting out a picture of me and you together. Are you nuts? Like, I'll let you suck on the weens, but I'm not going to let you chew on the bubble gum on the end of the thing. So she threw me under the bus. So the whole valley is like tweeting at me like, yo, you got to gum on the end of the thing. So she threw me under the bus. So the whole valley is tweeting at me like, yo, you got to get on in there, defend yourself. She's throwing you under the bus.

And it was clearly evidence what she was doing for trying to gain the publicity from it. I had to go on like a week later because I couldn't go on that day. We had the biggest game of the year against the Blackhawks. The Blackhawks. Did you ever talk to her afterwards? Like, yo, what the fuck was that about? Yeah, I DM'd her.

She's like, oh, like, whatever. Sorry if you got, like, offended by that. So what I want to do is I want to get her on the Chicklets podcast because it's been, like, two or three years have gone by. Or no, more than that, like, about five. And she's got, like, two or three kids. Like, she ended up having, like, a meltdown online. Well, that's, you know, eventually, I think, things go south for a lot of these girls. It also catches up when you're just airing people out.

Yeah, that's, I mean, I thought that's usually- Well, especially when you're lying about the way the situation, she said I wasn't a gentleman. I'm like, who's ever brought you on a date and like sat you- We watched-

Yeah. To a nice restaurant though. Come on. We took her out in public. When was the last time that happened for Bibi Jones? Give me a break. And then I told this story

on the podcast recently when I slept with a stripper and she also had a boyfriend at the time and she left me a death threat or he left me a death threat voicemail. I put it on the podcast. You guys slept with a stripper and she also had a boyfriend at the time and she left me a death threat or he left me a death threat voicemail. I put her on the podcast. You guys want me to play for her? Yeah, sure. Her boyfriend. Of course I do.

I saved it. This is from 2011. This is like a voicemail? You want to come in here? You want to bring the phone in here and I'll play through here? Is that off? Why don't you run in here so Biz doesn't have to jump off and we'll get the phone set up so we can hear the real deal. Here comes Grinnelly, that little fucking weasel.

What do you want me to do, Biz? Jump how high? What do you want me to do? He's a foot soldier. I love you. You know what? He knows his allegiances, too, by the way. He helped me bury a body.

Yeah, absolutely. He'll deliver the body. You want somebody dead, Grinnelly will be the man to do it. So long story short, I brought her home. She left her watch at my place. I ended up going to practice. Classic move. She called me up to voicemail that she left the watch.

Or maybe it was a text, sorry. And then afterwards, she's like, hey, I'm going to go pick up my watch. Send me your address. And I'm like, I didn't respond. And I was like, oh, that's weird. She was there last night. She came over. So luckily, I didn't

reply because he had grabbed her phone and then this is the voicemail that he ended up leaving afterward did you meet this girl at the club like I know I met her at the I met her at the W Scottsdale I had the biggest crush on her because I was a young guy she had huge boobs she's like voluptuous right I ended up running into her on a bachelor party while I was in Vegas at the Sapphire and she was a stripper so I would imagine she was a pro at some point yeah but uh but I was in Vegas at the Sapphire, and she was a stripper. So I would imagine she was a pro at some point. But I was like, oh, shit. And she was a little embarrassed at first, and then she was like, oh, whatever. I'm like, oh, I don't give a shit about that stuff, obviously.

That was during my crazy days. Do you guys have it cocked and loaded? Let us go. Not yet, not yet. Sorry. We're battling. Feidelberg once had a little foray with a stripper not too long ago. Well, no, he didn't.

He actually ended up. So he goes to the club, and she was like, I feel like I know you from somewhere. And Feidelberg is like, little foray with a stripper Not too long ago Well no he didn't He actually ended up So he goes to the club And she was like I feel like I know you From somewhere And Fights is like Nah nah nah And then she comes running back over

At some point with a Facebook video of his And she's like I told you Like look I knew you And actually in the comments of the video Was her And she was like This guy's kind of cute

Like who is he And then they met like a year later It was an old ass video So Fights is like Got this little thing going with her And they're talking They're texting He's got her number, and this

lazy son of a bitch just lets it fade like nothing ever happened. I was like, at least go on a day with her and fucking watch Planet Earth. Like, who knows what's gonna happen next, man? You gotta, like, come on. Where was the stripper from? I think she might have been Sapphires, too, in New York. Okay. Oh, was there a multiple?

Yeah, well, I don't know. I mean, there's definitely a Sapphire here. The only time I've ever been to Sapphire was with Grinnell. I'm a Flash Dancers guy. Okay. We're going to go to Flash Dancers soon. Flash Dancers is a magical place. What's that? It's just a strip club here that's just a special place.

The girls there are fucking ten out of ten. Flash Dancers just sounds cheap to me. No, it's, well, I mean, it's a strip club. Well, yeah, but there's levels of strip clubs. No, no, it's not that grimy. It's not that grimy. I like the ones Where they get grimy There's a number five

Orange in Vancouver Where And then they have A place called Brandy's Where the girls Will set up ropes And stuff And they'll do this

Like fancy type Of like Cirque du Soleil Sometimes I can appreciate When they're You know Putting on a fucking show Oh for sure They're trying hard

So this is the boyfriend Of the stripper That you took home And fucked It's the nicest Death threat of all time Okay Hey Paul

This is Laura's boyfriend. He's probably sleeping right now because you had a late morning. But I just want you to know, bro, like, really, it's nothing to do with you, and you're kind of caught in the middle of it, but if I find out you're talking to her again, it's not going to be good, okay? You seem like a nice guy from your voicemail and shit,

but I'm not. I'm not a nice guy at all, dude. I've done a nice guy from your voicemail and shit, but I'm not. I'm not a nice guy at all, dude. I've done a lot of fucked up shit in my life. You'd even ask her. So, uh... That's fine. It'd be smart for you, uh,

probably not to ever talk to her again, okay? Because if I find out you are, I'll find you, and I'll find out everything about you, dude. All right? It's not going to be good. You seem like you got a lot going for you, and I'll find out everything about you, dude. All right? It's not going to be good. You seem like you got a lot going for you, bro.

And dad's some kind of black cloud over your head like that isn't good. All right? Have a nice day. Have a nice day. So wait, okay. Now, first of all. I mean, that's the most Canadian death threat of all time. Scumbag line, though.

I think he's American. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sounded like he had a little tinge to it. I know. It's a little weird being like, I've done a lot of bad things. Just ask her. That sounds weird.

Don't talk to her ever again, but ask her about me. Yeah, I was a little confused with that. I'm like, oh, no. Am I going to be dead after I find out that I shouldn't have called her when you told me not to? When you said, ask her? Yeah. Did your homework. I mean.

Missed messages. You know how to handle yourself. You know how to throw those hands and defend yourself, right? So when you get a message like that, are you just laughing it off? Or are even you like, oh, that seems weird. I'm going to avoid that. We have a team security guy that follows us around that I was like, hey, listen, if I go missing, this is probably where I am. But I want to know Smoke.

I never reached out to her again until recently when I found her on Instagram. And I said, hey, would you be cool if I played the voicemail and you came on the podcast? And we plugged her Instagram. That's probably all she cared about, right? The followers. She's a nice girl. So she's still with his cat? No, no.

She's like, oh, yeah, he's crazy. I'm like, would he have actually killed me? She's like, no, he's got a little bit more bark than bite. So I don't know. So who knows? All right, you don't want the smoke from like a smart, intelligent person point of view. But as far as just like a, if you want to do this, we can do this sort of thing? No.

You literally want to play it. No. I'm just curious about people who I know could beat the fuck out of 99% of people today. I want to get them on the podcast, and I want to bury the hatchet. I don't know about that. That would be so funny. Instead of getting a hatchet on the side of my head. You might not be kicking around.

You might not be kicking around anywhere. I kept that voicemail because I always knew I would need it. That's smart. That's content. That's all I give a shit about. A death threat voicemail, by the way, is just a legal thing. Not even a death threat with the letters cut out from magazines. He just was purely lazy about it.

I didn't know that you could just play them like that. Because I have some old voicemails that I put one of them at the end of a podcast one time. What do you mean you didn't know you could play them? Well, I mean, I don't think he's going to charge you for playing the voicemail, considering he actually issued me a death threat and then I didn't press charges on it. I think we call it a wash. You're safe there. I have scathing voicemails that I played one of them at the end of a podcast,

and then my mom freaked out. She was like, you can't do that. She could fucking sue you. And I was like, all right. And then we had to take down the podcast and re-upload it. Smart. I think that you can, though. It's like screenshotting text messages.

I think it depends on where you are. In New York, there's a one-party consent sort of thing. You can get around it depending on where you are. Was it Tiana Trump? Oh, God. Could I see her, by the way? Yeah. Let me give you some.

I think I won't be stroking my cock off to her later tonight. Are you pulling up on Pornhub? Or do you just want to see her, by the way? Yeah. Let me give you some. I think I won't be stroking my cock off to her later tomorrow. Are you pulling up on Pornhub? Or do you just want to see what she looks like? I mean, Casey, yes, I'm pulling it up on Pornhub. I didn't know. Is she attractive? Oh, yeah. I mean, she's a light-skinned black girl who just is exceptionally skilled with every place you can put a penis.

Well, pull it up for him. Oh, you got videos and stuff? Just browse the thumbnails, you know? Wow. She recently, like Jared said, she puts out porn that's like an album dropping. She's like, yo, March 31st. Like, she hypes it up as if it's, you know,

an album or a fucking whatever coming out. Hey, should I check out your Google search history and start naming it off on, on this live show? No. So that's funny too. So I got a, a Pornhub premium account gifted to me and I gave the password to

Feidelberg and to YP. So all three of us are using the same account. So that means all of our like watched, uh, all of our watched videos and recommended videos are, it could be any of us. So all of a sudden I see like. You guys both missed that.

Can you guys get out of here? Viz is grabbing the paper towels. He's got his hand down his pants. Mascara dripping down her face. Holy. Isn't that the best? Isn't that just the best? When the makeup's running.

I just can't imagine whoever that top five guy in the NBA is when he's sitting at home and he just hears this girl being like, yeah, you know, he plays in Indiana and this, that, and the other thing. And all of a sudden, you know, you're narrowing it down. I don't know if the top five is the same thing as the Pacer talk. But as soon as she mentioned the Pacers, I mean, everybody like right away, like Biz said, like, oh, it's Paul George. Or, oh, it's Lance Ederson.

He's a handsome fellow, too. And then I've heard even more details that, like, oh, he was at a party and he was with another porn star. He likes strippers. Like, that seems to be his proclivity. I'm like, let the guy live. Come on. I would never get involved with a porn star.

I would love to write a book with all the player safety guys from the NBA about all the things that they've had to deal with. I mean, I've heard some crazy, well, mainly from myself for the stuff that I've dealt with over the past. That's like minor compared to what they are. I'm sure. Football guys get in a lot of trouble as well.

I could see the NBA almost being more of like, not even like trouble, but just like there's always some porn star And most of the time it's not the player's fault they're just getting extorted for exactly exactly um what would you say i was gonna say do you think that she actually knows this guy is a top five player in the nba that was my first thought was when she was like yeah he's a top five paid player in the nba well everybody can go look that up on the pacers no no no equipment guy that's what was different that's where i think there's by the way kyle lowry is one of the top five players in the league.

Or paid players in the league. That's kind of a bizarre guy to put there. Is it Kyle Lowry? But, I mean, I just – I just don't feel like she – I feel like she just, like, threw that out there. I could be wrong. Well, that's where, you know – Well, I mean, she's pretty good at promoting herself, so wise choice.

I would think the opposite, Jared, that, like, usually, like, the pros know Zippy Lip. But I'm saying, like, well, I guess maybe. I think that they know to Zippy Lip until Like the Jimmy Garoppolo situation was. What was he thinking doing that? Well, I'll tell you what he was thinking. He grew up on that girl. She's older now, but that was probably like his girl that he

was watching. In Beverly Hills. That's what was stupid, but unless you just don't give a fuck. Which he clearly doesn't. Let me ask you this. I knew that he was going to get seen. I think there's something to, as a pro athlete, I think you should go one of two roads.

I think you should be straight and narrow. Either don't do anything or be super careful about it all and make sure you don't get caught doing things. Or you're one of those guys who's just like, fuck it. I live how I live and I do what I do. I'll say this. If I was the GM and owner of the San Francisco 49ers and before his first season with them, that's what's going on,

I would be like, oh, shit. I might have made a mistake. I know he's a stud, and I'm sure he'll have a great bounce-back year, and that has nothing to do with the fact that he didn't have a great year. He was okay to start, and then he got injured, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he started getting a little bit better, and then he went down. But either way, that's a –

But I think that when it's a guy who's supposedly clean or whatever, and then he fucks up and does something crazy, everyone's like, oh, shit. Whereas there are athletes like – like we were talking to Dennis Rodman recently, who he was just like, I'm a fucking lunatic. But, like, I get the job done on the court, and so you almost don't even react to his crazy shit because you're so to it yeah i mean he didn't necessarily need to be the leader either we're not talking about a franchise quarterback yeah he was just like a guy in the mix and they kind of liked that personality out of him right and he and back then the nba was a lot tougher so you

needed a guy who was going to keep guys on their toes and it was a lot like i mean they people freaked out when he had dyed hair and piercings now it's like everybody's got a fucking moment right right here to whatever they were i mean he was just ahead of his time but i think that you Like, I mean, people freaked out when he had dyed hair and piercings. Now it's like everybody's got a fucking mohawk. Right, right. A beard or whatever. I mean, he was just ahead of his time. But I think that, you know, I see guys like A-Rod was tormented his whole career every time he took one bad step. And then there are guys who can just do whatever they want and they have this reputation of I don't fucking care. A-Rod just wasn't good about how he dealt with it.

Yeah, he was never handled the right way. Yeah, I feel like he's the type of guy who's just not very comfortable in his own skin. Absolutely. He just he always wanted the approval. We've been talking about him all week because Jeter there

was this article in the New York Post about Jeter how he's kind of a dickhead and I think he just managed his career so well for so long that everybody thought.

Oh Jeter's a dickhead. Well like he's down in Miami now as a part owner of the Marlins and he's like he's not managing it well at all. He fired a lot of very well liked people. People that I'd cancer and stuff. He fired a lot of very well-liked people.

People that I'd cancer and stuff. Yeah. Literally was on his deathbed. Right. And was like, you're done here. Yeah, just keep him on payroll for fuck's sake. Yeah, right. Things like that.

And then he hasn't really been accessible to fans or to the league. And then there were stories about how he was kind of a dick to the Yankees during negotiations. And it's all kind of coming out. And it's like, to me, yeah, of course. He was a shortstop, and he made $200 million. He's on the Yankees. Of course he it's all kind of coming out. It's like, to me, yeah, of course. He was a shortstop, and he made $200 million, and he's on the Yankees. Of course he's kind of like a cocky dude. A-list celebrity girls his entire career. And he's the guy that the media seemed to make excuses for,

where he was the good guy and A-Rod was the villain. And now A-Rod's beloved after his career, and Jeter's kind of hated him. It's like, well, maybe we had this wrong the whole time. You know what I mean? But it's all about how you manage it, right? Absolutely absolutely i feel like that's kind of the beauty in the world of hockey though is that the microscope's not quite as as the you know the people aren't as focused on what's going on people aren't like hounding you like that's why i like having a voice in the hockey world now as far as the podcast is concerned because everyone thought

crosby was a dork and a loser because he just doesn't really talk to the media and he's not going to fuck around. He just, he wants nothing to do that. He just wants to play hockey. He's actually a fucking beauty and a great guy.

So I think people are really starting to turn the corner with him. You know what I think you guys should do? And maybe you've talked about this before. I think you guys

should put out a chicklets dictionary. I think your lingo is something, if you're not in the hockey world, the lingo is like the funniest shit that you guys do. Yeah, it's weird. Because we talked about wrench earlier this week.

I don't know why we were talking about you guys talking about your wrenches, but we were. Yeah, it's a nice subtle way of saying dick. Yeah. You got a huge wrench. Honestly. What about baseball? What's baseball got?

They got some good lingo. That's why I started, because you said you picked up some lingo on the spring training tour, and I said that hockey is the – I would say baseball is up there, too, because they have so much time on their hands to think of stuff. Right. Yeah. There's a lot of baseball lingo. But like hockey kind of like has its own language.

You know, I was hanging out with recently. Is that Matt Harvey? Oh, awesome guy. He'd be a great guy to have on. We tried. Well, I think he said yes. Originally, then we went to Arizona. He got hurt.

So I think he was just. Oh, really? He's not exactly the highest on us. Oh, really? I think he likes Barstool. Yeah, he just doesn't like me. I tell you what, he's an awesome dude, and I know that the way things went down with the Mets and stuff, I'd share a lot of... See, he's a good example.

I don't think he handled it well. I don't think he ever did anything that was too bad, but he always was kind of like, eh, fuck it. I don't care, rather than being a little more discreet about it. You know what I mean? It's all about how you manage your PR and shit. Yeah. I tell you what, when I met him, I was like, wow, this guy is fucking awesome. He tried to fight Portnoy.

I feel bad for, oh, really? Yeah. Did you hear that story? A little rough and rowdy. They were up in Nantucket, the chicken box over Christmas in Nantucket. They do like a Christmas in, I don't know, whatever it is. And he like ran up on Portnoy like, let's go outside. We need to fight.

Oh, why? Because, I mean, I've written a lot about him about the Mets over the years. Some things good, some things bad. When he fucked up, I told him like it was. And Dave was like, yo, you got the wrong guy. Like, I don't like the guy you're talking about either. You know, we can both fight him. Hey, you want his address? Common enemy. Just Venmo me a couple hundred. You got the next round. We can both fight him. at that no and i think we know the line and we go towards it and ultimately it's just to try to entertain people and you know if you don't like it don't listen and you got your boy grinnell back there who's just uh he's just like the jack of all trades for you guys huh doing all the dirty work

it's nice having feet on the ground here because we're so busy with our schedules but uh man it is fucking crazy like i i never followed barstool that closely when i wasn't involved with it but the amount of people who hate you guys it's exhausting. The list is never ending, bro. It is something. But that's why we got people like you where people go like, oh, I like Biz and he's down with Barstool, so maybe not so bad. Yeah, but I think ultimately you guys are

just trying to entertain people and you have maybe a little bit more aggressive sense of humor and then the world's going in a different direction, but there's still a big number of people that still like that type of comedy and what you guys have to say and you guys keep expanding so the numbers don't lie. I think it's coming back eventually.

I don't know. Maybe one day, hopefully. We gotta wrap up in a minute here before we run an interview but I gotta ask you your thoughts on Grinnell saying that if he gets in a room with Ariana Grande he's gonna fuck her. Okay, so this has been a topic of conversation on your show. I mean, I don't know.

I don't really know her personality much. I mean, I don't know if he could actually seal the deal, but I believe him when he says that he believes that he could. His confidence is what kind of makes me think it's possible. It plays. But he also had a lot of confidence in the fact that when he got back from his vacation on spring break, when he had a nice tan. Italian God. We said, hey, are you going to be able to get laid with that tan?

And he goes, absolutely. And then we said, hey, we'll give you a week. And he wasn't able to seal the deal, so he owes us a nice meal. Actually, he picked my meal up last night for that. So thank you, Brunelli. We had a week and he couldn't close? No. So this weekend, maybe we'll double down on the bet.

Give him an extension. Yeah. All right. That's Biz Nasty. You can check, maybe we'll double down on the bat. Give him an extension. Yeah. All right. That's Biz Nasty. You can check him on Pitt and Chicklets, the podcast dominating the hockey world.

We're going to hit a break. When we come back, me and Fight sat down with Marsha Clark, the prosecutor from the fucking OJ Simpson case. She's back in the news. She's writing books.

She's got a new TV show out. So it's the KFC Radio Boys with an all-time legend, Marsha Clark, coming after the break to wrap things up. You guys stay hot. We'll be right back. Can't miss, can't lose, can't miss. You know you're looking at a winner, winner, winner. Because I'm a winner. Yeah, I'm a winner. Hey.

All right, we're back. The wine is out. Cheers to the gang. Happy Friday to us. Everybody watching some hoops, drinking some beers, breaking out the vino like we do. It's pretty good. Happy Friday. It's good.

Ellie picked out that bottle for me yesterday. Shout out to Ellie. A little Pinot Noir. Don't hate it. Yeah. Casey, we just got naked in a cab apparently. I did do that bottle for me yesterday. Shout out to Ellie. A little Pinot Noir. Don't hate it. Casey just got naked in a cab apparently. I did do that. Sorry, what? I did.

Well, not completely naked. I've seen a porno that starts like this a time or two. I've seen every porno. I was by myself. Shout out to Fake Taxi. I watched one the other night. Oh, man. He drove up to the top of a fucking parking garage. Yeah.

And he just banged this chick out. And it was some shit. You know what I saw yesterday that I haven't seen, like, probably ever? It was a female driver. And the passenger was male. You never see that. So the passenger was a dude? Yeah.

And she was the driver? And she was the one, like, let's fuck? Wait, the blonde chick? Yeah, he was like. The blonde chick, Zaza says? Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, yeah. It's all true.

It's all true. All right. So she's like, what's that one called? Fake Taxi, dude. Fake Taxi has. It's a British version. She's British, right, guys? Well? Fake Taxi, dude. Fake Taxi has a- It's a British version. She's British, right, Jared? Well, Fake Taxi, the guy I watch is British,

but so is it like a guest appearance that it's a chick? No, she has her own series. So there's two of them. There's the guy one, the guy that Jared's talking about, and the girl one. I love it. That's 2019. That's feminism.

You know? Like, hey, you can also be a fucking sexual predator female taxi driver. Right. a fucking sexual predator female taxi drivers even just having a female taxi driver in and of itself is like seeing you know i don't know if i've ever had a female taxi driver yeah i mean they are super ubers i've had female ubers yeah there's not as many in this city though i feel like a really nice one when i was in uh arizona because i needed my dunks so i was like they're always out there yeah like outside the city there's more.

Boston has more. She was super nice. So she drove me to Dunkin' Donuts. And I was like, how does this work? I was like, I'm just going to run in and get dunks and then come back. And they're like, can you take them back? How do I punch it in? And then we couldn't figure it out.

And then she just drove me back anyway. And you fucked her? I didn't fuck her. Oh, OK. But I just like, I bought her a coffee. That was nice. And you should have got some. I've had an Uber driver

wait outside while I get a spray tan once in Minnesota. How long does that take? That's gotta take a little while, though. Oh, no, no, no. Like in the machines, like as long as there's nobody in there

and like you know what you're doing, you can get in and get out in like five minutes. Okay. But it's also, it was in Minnesota for the Super Bowl, so it was fucking freezing and I have all these clothes on,

so it takes a little bit longer. Right. But I was like, hey man, like I don't need you to leave. Like all my suitcases are in the backseat. Just keep the meter running, man. Whatever. But I don. But I was like, hey, man, I don't need you to leave. All my suitcases are in the backseat. Just keep the meter running, man, whatever. But I don't know if Uber works that way.

Yeah, I don't know either. I don't know. He didn't complain. He was like, whatever, I'll just sit here. Well, he was probably going to try to fuck you too. Well, he didn't, so. So you just got naked in an Uber, right? No, a cab.

A yellow cab? A yellow cab. Getting naked in a yellow cab is asking for trouble. First of all, I wasn't completely naked, but I had to go do that interview for my new apartment complex, which, by the way... I've also seen porns like that. Where you go to the new apartment complex and they're like,

well, we got a lot of offers in right now. Is there anything I can do? Is there anything I can do to maybe get you to change your mind? Gross. I didn't have to do that. I had to go... It's like a board thing. I don't even understand what the point of it is.

Well, no, if you're getting, like, a condo or whatever, like, and there's a board, they're some of the pickiest people, like, in the world. Yeah, I'm not buying it, though. That's what I didn't understand. I know, but sometimes even if you're going to be in the building, like, I was looking at places, and my realtor was, like, straight up, like, I'm being real with you. Like, a quick Google your name, you're probably not going to get this place. When I sat down, the first thing he said was, oh, Barstool Sports. And I was like, fuck.

Yeah, you don't want that. But then he was like, they Googled you? They literally have your whole life. They're very picky. Like if you own a condo, they're very picky about who they're going to let in and not.

So if you are, you know, if you're in the tabloids or you have a job that's questionable or you put, you know, they'll shut you down like some fucking like sexist shit, some racist shit. This is like beyond that.

So if I go in there, they're going to be like, so are you going to treat this like a condo or a hotel? Yeah, right. They would definitely be like, we don't want this guy coming everywhere.

No, this guy was like telling me that he thinks that this process is actually ridiculous because of how much you have to give to them. He was like telling me that other people

that he's worked with have turned down people because their debit card or their credit card has too many liquor purchases on like Fridays or Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays like he was like people have actually looked at that oh not only did he approve it he approved it like within two minutes of me being in there then he wanted to like tell me stories and nothing what'd you wear well I was wearing they told me I had to wear business casual my broker was like you need to wear business casual. I was like, listen, I go to work in yoga pants. Like, how business casual are we talking about? Like, real life business casual or millennial business casual?

And he was like, just try to dress up a little bit. I'm like, all right. So I'm wearing heels and everything. I'm like wearing what I would wear business casual in real life. And I realized I did not want to wear that in to work today because it's basketball. We're going to be drinking, hanging out, eating pizza, eating pizza working whatever so I brought a change of clothes to wear for the rest of the day and because I was so late because we talked for so long and the meeting was pushed back talked talked yeah air quotes no actually talked uh I changed in the cab on the

way here I'm sorry uh I didn't have an option. Well, I guess I could have come in in my business casual, but... You're in jeans now. Were you wearing pants? No, no, no. I didn't completely. I changed just my shirt and what was under my shirt and my shoes. I didn't change my pants.

Okay, got it. No pants changing. That's difficult. You can't do that. Yeah, I was going to say, that's not a good's difficult. That's it. You can't do that. Yeah. I was going to say that. That's, that's not a good idea. No, no, definitely. That's how you just end up lock the door.

So they're going out to the outer boroughs. no, no, no, no pants changing. I mean, I have a little class, Kevin,

not a whole bunch, but a little debate, but I have officially hit the, I just don't give a fuck in New York. Like I'm like, I don't care. Like I have to change to go into work because I don't want to wear what I have on. I guess I don't have to,

but I wanted to I was like I'm going to be late I'm going to be running in here anyway so where's the driver doing? driving he's probably filming yeah like

I mean if you're the driver remember those are like everybody films now so that guy's probably showing all his buddies if he's like 55 years old I did not think about that

I have been driving this cab he's like for 28 fucking years I've seen every porno I've been watching taxi cab confessions this never once happened to me I mean finally taxi drivers for sure cab for 28 fucking years. I've seen every porno. I've been watching Taxi Cab Confessions. This never once happened to me. I mean, finally.

Taxi drivers for sure watch taxi porn. They have to. I've been thinking about this all day with all my passengers and now I just gotta go home and dump it. Imagine if there was some porn series. God damn it, Jared. Clear the pipes. Imagine if there was some porn series about super hot girls showing up

at an internet company with bloggers and fucking them. Yeah. Watch it every night. Every day. I'd watch Fake Taxi 24 hours a day if I was a taxi driver. 100%. But now he doesn't have to watch Fake Life because he has his own. And he's probably going to upload that onto Pornhub and call it like Taxi Cat Confessions.

Can you imagine? First of all, I didn't even think about the video. They all fell down. I wasn't even like trying. I was just, I need to get changed. And I had time to get changed what if that does end up on the internet no way

there's definitely a way there's for sure a way there's a very strong way don't get me wrong it's called a dash cam and wifi it would be super probably illegal and you would have a gripe I don't think it is

is it even illegal I feel like if you get into a cab I don't think it is. If they blur her face. Is it even illegal? I feel like if you get into a cab, it's illegal. I don't know. I don't know what the rules are. No, because if it was legal to be doing stuff, then they would upload

drunk kids all the time and stuff. I would think that you can only do that. But every time there's an incident, you end up seeing the video. There was a girl the other day who threw a taco at the driver because she was bad. I saw that video.

It's the same thing as our office. But when that guy... You're agreeing to be filmed if you walk in the office. There's signs on cabs and Ubers that say we're funding you. But when that guy uploaded the hockey players six months ago, that I think was a thing, that he did that. Yeah, it was a problem. Because they weren't doing anything illegal? I don't know. I'm not sure what the rule was.

Maybe it wasn't illegal. People were just saying, hey, this is scummy to put this out there. But there's a difference Between that's fucked up And that's illegal But I mean that guy He's at the very least You're making the rounds Back at like taxi headquarters

No doubt Yeah But there's something about Like when you're in a taxi Or an Uber I mean You just do things And say things

That you just never would In front of other people Like you get You're in the back of a taxi With a girl And like you start Fucking messing around And you would never do that

In front of like anybody else But that guy's just driving you And he's our slave for the moment. It doesn't count. He can't see. He doesn't care. There are different rules in cabs and in Ubers to me. I wouldn't have changed in an Uber. See, I would have done the opposite if I were you. I don't think so because they have the glass.

They have the separation. In an Uber, you're just in a regular car, obviously. I would not have changed in an uber yeah no either way though i mean they see and they hear everything like i've been on the phone having arguments with people screaming and there's a guy driving i've been saying inappropriate shit over the phone to people i've been you know you're making out with a girl in the back of the cab you're stumbling home drunk like all those things it's just like hey here's a free show yeah and you don't even think twice about it. Yeah. Whereas if you were just... I guess it depends on the driver.

I mean, I don't know. I'm sure there's some that... I've had literally... I think it was last week some dude was super, super religious and someone called him having this fucking life crisis and he was praying for her over the phone. Oh, yeah?

While you were in it? Yes. He was like, this is the most awkward thing I've ever heard. He's walking her through it and it was super, super awkward. See that? I can't finger bang a girl in his backseat. He was like, this is the most awkward thing I've ever heard. He's like walking her through it and like, it was super, super awkward. See, that. I can't like finger bang a girl in his backseat.

No, that's tough. Well, no, but I also, and maybe it's just because I feel like they're not our slaves, Kevin, but they are providing a service. I don't feel like. They're your servant for the moment. Ubers, Uber drivers, taxi drivers, Lyft drivers, whatever, they should not be on the phone talking about personal shit when you're in their car. Yeah.

I don't think they should. But we turn around and do the same thing to them. But we're paying them. I don't. I won't take a call in the backseat. Maybe a cab because, like Casey said, there's a separation. An Uber, no. I think it's weird.

I try not to. There's always like, I'm never going to say, because I personally don't care. But if one of my Uber or Lyft drivers are like, hey, do you mind if I take this call? I'm like, yeah, go ahead. Yes. I also think it's weird when they just like they just do it and then have like personal conversations when you first get in and they're they're like mumbling and you're like what's that what's that sorry oh it's not me never mind okay i also when i get into ubers like when and i'll even like look at their pictures and stuff and like get in i'm like okay what are the chances that this person knows what barstool is because then the conversations change because if

i'm on the phone with somebody talking about barstool or talking about somebody at Barstool or whatever, then I'm like, is there a chance this person could know? So basically I'm profiling, which is bad, but I do it. And I do it all the time. It's like, ooh, I don't know if I'm going to talk about Barstool or not. I once had like a fucking blow up, like a divorce blow up in the back of an Uber. On the phone? And I just gave him the biggest tip in the world.

Yeah. We were driving from Manhattan back to Westchester. There was traffic. It was probably like an hour, and I probably fucking fought for like 45 minutes. And I got there, and I was just like, I am so sorry. And he was like, yeah, no big deal, whatever.

Yeah. I mean, it's New York. Yeah, and especially, I always thought, you know, like traffic drives you crazy, but if you're like a taxi driver, you're just like, whatever. Who cares if I'm moving or if I'm sitting still? It doesn't matter. That's probably like the, I don't know, like traffic drives you crazy, but if you're like a taxi driver, you're just like, whatever. Who cares if I'm moving or if I'm sitting still? It doesn't matter.

That's probably like the, I don't know, sixth craziest thing that he's experienced. Yeah, he's just probably like, oh, this is actually pretty pleasant compared to the others. Back to the calls. Jeff from Canada. Everybody's talking bracket.

What's up? Hey, guys. I'm just driving, listening to you, and you're talking about Alyssa Milano. Well, I'm talking about Alyssa Milano. You're talking about Tiffany Amber Easton and Pamela Anderson. I just wanted to throw her into the mix.

Oh, yeah. I mean, Pam, you're representing your country out there. She's the hottest Canadian of all time. Pamela Anderson's Canadian? Oh, yeah. I did not know that. That's where she got discovered. I think it was a Canadian football. All the hottest blondes there. Alyssa Milano, man. It was Alyssa Milano. Alyssa Milano was tough for me because she started out in Who's the Boss?

And then she was on Melrose Place. And then she was on Charmed. She's been on a ton of things. So I didn't know which TV character to pick. So I just put Alyssa Milano. That's fair. Now she's just like a liberal hero for politics. I didn't know what to do.

So I just said Alyssa Milano. Have your way with her. I have a question for you, Kevin. Hit me. Why don't wrestlers count? That's a good gray area. I was going to include the girls from the hills, but then I was like,

well, then do I have to include sideline reporters and shit like that? But that's not scripted. Yeah, agreed. I probably could have included wrestlers. There might have to be a separate, maybe sports entertainment new bracket. But it does have wrestlers and hosts and sideline reporters. Because that's all sports entertainment. Once you start getting into who's the hottest sideline reporters,

and that's when you get Deadspin knocking on the door. Fucking, let's talk about Deadspin. Why? What do they do now? Did you read the article about the hot dogs? The most preposterous thing of all time. Honestly, I'm not even kidding. It's the silliest thing Deadspin's ever done.

Didn't see it. Our girl Charlotte Wilder wrote for Sports Illustrated a blog, an article, about the new ballpark hot dog in Arizona. They have one of these novelty hot dogs. It's 18 inches long. Jesus. And they put like, instead of just like hot ketchup and mustard, it's got like, I don't know, tater tots and cheese and fucking

macaroni and cheese on top of it. It's just it's, you know, a monstrosity. So Charlotte wrote a blog about it. She went out, she tried it and she very jokingly, like she tweeted it out being like, this is the pinnacle of my career and it was like a playful, funny thing about like, she took it very seriously

when she wrote about it and Deadspin wrote this article i mean i i i asked her i said did you like kill this guy's dog like what could he possibly have against who wrote it uh luis like guzman or something not not one of our yeah like well those guys are they're assigned to like only barstool you know let me see if i can pull it up real quick because not only was it just so ridiculous to be mad about writing about a hot dog. It was one of those like he just clearly broke out his thesaurus and was just jumbling like every vocabulary word fucking possible. And it was just like the the integrity, the journalistic integrity of Sports Illustrated is gone. It was absolutely fucking insane. Where's OK? It's about a hot dog.

The one ingredient missing from this disgusting hot dog is Sports Illustrated's integrity. Sports Illustrated may no longer be the revered repository for serious, well-composed, compelling sports writing and photography it once was during the glory days of yore. But that doesn't mean the shop is no longer an innovator. It goes on and on about how Charlotte wrote an exasperatingly detailed 1,700-word article about hot dog. Meanwhile, he wrote about 2,000 words about the article about the hot dog and was just crushing this girl, being like, you would have thought that she set journalism back like 100 years or something.

It was like, it's just a little like fluff piece about a fucking, about food. And by the way, a hot dog. By the reason, there's a reason why all these ballparks come up with these food concoctions because people fucking love them.

People want them. They're interested in them. Like every time Revelle tweets about them, it's a thing. It's just how it goes. In case you thought Sports Illustrated might have limited its shame

to lending its prestigious name to what is essentially an advertising campaign, the publication did one better by posting an article even more turgid and difficult to stomach than the hot dogs themselves. What are you fucking talking about, dude? Are they trying to become onion? Calm down. Honestly, it really felt onion-y. I've said this about Deadspin before, and I know obviously you guys have been getting Deadspin for much longer than my time here,

but even in my time here, a little bit over a year, every time they come out with something, I try to convince myself that they're just trolling. That they're just trying to get the clicks. That they're just trying to get the barstool push. This is even more ridiculous because it's a fucking hot dog. Listen to this. The article is stuffed with verbose passages that would be bad but unremarkable in the best of circumstances, but which become even more unforgivable when attached to an article about a once-proud institution shilling a baseball team's weird hot dogs after a lead containing the type of aimless scene setting

that plagues so much of modern feature writing. Wilder explains what gross food stunt is and what it means in a relation of how we live today. What? Bro, Homegirl just wrote about a hot dog. We're talking about hot dogs. Not a game. Not a game.

Hot dogs. We're talking about hot dogs. I couldn't. It's a hot dog. It just kept going. And I was like, this cannot possibly be real. But I'll tell you what happened. Is Charlotte has gone on part of my take before.

And so she's got the bullseye on her back too. From not only Deadspin, but like all the Blue Check Brigade because she's regarded as like a girl in sports media who's like pushing forward and very popular, but all of a sudden she likes Barstool, so now we have to be out on her. So they go after her just as much as us,

but this is like- Find something better than a hot dog. Like what are we talking about? And she's so nice too. She was in Atlanta. Full disclosure, I wouldn't say I'm And she's so nice, too. She was in Atlanta. Full disclosure, I wouldn't say I'm friends. I met her in Atlanta

and she seems like a nice girl. And she is like friends of Barstool, so I'm going to defend her. But I would have defended anybody over this. It's a fucking hot dog. Right. She came to Putt Punk.

Super nice. I know she has relationships, like friendships in here. She, at the SI Super Bowl party where we were, she came up and sat down and was like, oh, Barstool's here.

Like, she's very friendly with Barstool. It still doesn't give you the right to write about a fucking hot dog. Weird, dude. To write about writing about a hot dog. That's what I meant. Yeah, to write about writing about a hot dog. Do you think that Deadspin has the same protocol that we do where you can just publish whatever?

No. Do you think somebody read that and said, oh. That's what's almost scarier is that this went through a vetting process. Because a lot of people in here just have the publishing power. You could just write whatever. He's Luis Pais Pumar. Did the Green Monster read that and go, damn, that was good? I mean, probably because, like I said, they all want to go after anybody who likes Barstool.

I like the hot dog. Actually, I don't think I would like the hot dog. It's $30, that hot dog. They have that at the Rainbow Park, too. I actually want to know more about the hot dog. So, you know, jokes I would like the hot dog. It's $30, that hot dog. They have that at the Rainbow Park, too. I actually want to know more about the hot dog. So, you know, jokes on you, Deadspin. I don't know.

People are fat and gross in America, and we like disgusting food. So, suck a dick. Halftime, hour number two coming up. We'll talk a little Tiana Trump. We'll talk a little Cam Newton not coming. A lot of things. A lot of sexy coming up in hour number two here on a Friday. See you, CK.

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Almost as nice as your fucking golf stroke, baby. Oh, I heard about that, Za. I'm here all day. I'm cooking. I'm here all day. Your boy Za stepped up at the golf simulator last night. Heard about this. Oh, my God. It was a stroke heard around the world.

Is there a video of this, Za? Oh, yeah. Riggs Twitter. Oh, hell yeah. So I saw Riggs. Riggs's tweet. What did it say? Do you remember, Za? The cockiest. Yeah, the cockiest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Riggs Twitter. Oh, hell yeah. So I saw Riggs. Riggs's tweet, what did it say? Do you remember, Zaha? The cockiest.

Yeah, the cockiest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I expected, it said, Zaha might be the cockiest golfer ever. And I expected it to be like a joke or something. And then I watch it, and Zaha strokes it and does like a club twirl. And then like, not even, you know, Tiger's twirl, like where he spins? Yeah. Zaha did like a golf, like a stick spin. It wasn't a twirl. he spins? Zod did a golf stick spin.

It wasn't a twirl. He spun the whole stick. Like a fucking cowboy putting the gun back in the holster? Yeah, or like a pimp cane. A pimp would spin it. And it was this dead straight, beautiful swing. And I was like, wait a minute. That wasn't funny.

That was fucking good. What's going on here? And then he reveals that he played golf almost every day from 7 to 14. I was a golfer when I was like, wait a minute, that wasn't funny. That was fucking good. What's going on here? And then he reveals that he played golf almost every day from 7 to 14. I was a golfer when I was young. Don't you wish that you didn't give it up? Yeah, yeah. I say this all the time. It's the biggest regret of my life.

It's not a regret for me, but I'm just more angry that nobody got me into it. My dad plays every now and then when he has to, basically like a workout or whatever. But, uh, I mean,

I just, I just, it just wasn't in my, like my childhood at all. Yeah. Like I moved to a town that had a country club where all my buddies, father's played. So they played,

but we moved late. So I just wasn't like in that country club life. I wasn't in the golfing life. And I just found it like, I'm not going to pick this sport up now and even then I wish I had because now there's still you have the rest of your life to still play with all your buddies. Right. I picked it up as a freshman in high school.

Like I feel like I should still pick it up now and I'm still not going to. It's never too late. It's too late. My grandfather picked it up when he was like in his fucking 70s. No, no, no. It's too late for me. It's over. I'm not saying it's too late at 34. It's too late for KFC at 34.

It's over. The ship has sailed. You don't have to be overly athletic. No, I'm not. Yeah. You know what the problem is? Is that my friends are good. They all can play pretty well.

And I don't want to be the guy who's ruining it. So then come with me. Yeah, I'll go golfing with you. I'll go golfing with people who are like, all right, let's just pick it up and move come with me. Yeah, I'll go golf with you. I'll go golf with people who are like, all right, let's just pick it up and move. You know what I mean? Like, I don't fucking care. Let's take a CCK road trip

to see Ron and Marty Smith down in the great state of Texas right on the golf course. So did you just like roll out of bed and just like, you know, start whacking it? See, I... Uh, no. Wait, don't you...

I've been doing that all week, by the way. I've said whacked off like in the wrong context like five times this week yeah it's fine don't you guys at your parents house don't you have like a like a not like a green but like something to hit golf balls off of in the backyard yeah the sixth hole it's the t-box i actually never played that's ridiculous growing up i never did like i i my dad put me in like junior golf when i was little for like summer camp and i just never really liked it as a young especially as a young girl you're probably like fuck this even like young guys like this i don't want to play this

old man game i played once you're an old man you're like i wish i played well i wish that i would have gotten good at it now i because we live on a t-box i go out and like drive over the pond so i'm decent at that but But I love Topgolf. And so I'm like, damn, I wish that I had gone my entire life playing golf so I could go out and play now and be really good at Topgolf. I could play Topgolf all day. All day. It's so much fun.

Yeah, I played Topgolf. Zod, you should just get back into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, part of the reason why I didn't get back into it as soon as I came over here is that it's significantly more expensive. Well, that's the thing, too, is that like my so it cuts both ways. I am very jealous that all my other guy friends were just like every other weekend when as soon as the weather kind of got warm, they're like, yeah, we're going away on a golf trip. And I don't know how they got away with it with their wives and girlfriends.

They never saw them. But it was just like, yeah. Cause it's like, would you rather, if you're, if you're a wifey and your, your man says, Hey, I'm going away on a trip with the boys.

And it's like, well, what are you doing? Like, you don't fucking know versus yeah, we're going on a golf trip. We'll be golfing the whole time. We're in a contained environment.

You know where we are. Right. Golf takes forever and a fucking day to play. Yeah, that is true. Uh, I, so part of me is like,

yeah, I, I wish I had that built in excuse cause I was just always at home. So part of me is like, yeah, I wish I had that built-in excuse because I was just always at home. But the other side is like, they spend so much goddamn money golfing. Yeah, that's true. It's so expensive. Just the fucking clubs themselves. I mean, the clubs, the fees, the wardrobe, the travel.

I mean, it is banana town. That's why Riggs got the best boondoggle going. He doesn't pay for shit. Here comes Louisville. 73-64, four and a half to go. The Gophers, I don't know. Can they close? Casey was running her fucking flapping her gums a minute ago.

This game's a blowout. All of a sudden, a couple three balls later. Minnesota's really not too comfortable with the press at the moment. We might need to put her on the electric chair, right? Ooh, Casey Smith electric chair? Casey might have to be... She's speechless right now. Watch out. Watch out. Nine point lead,

four minutes to go. Louisville. This is why... First of all, it's not even just my team. It's the first bet of the tournament for me. I guess I did bet on them. Yeah.

You doubled up. You got your busters and your bet. Joe, what happened to you with Irish car bombs? So about 10 years ago in Dublin, Ireland, I asked for one, actually two of them for me and my buddy. Bartender looked at me, two bouncers came and threw me out. Really? Yeah. I don't like it over here. Yeah. I mean, we did a little research during the break.

There was a day in Belfast, like 20-whatever-zillion years ago, where they blew up like 20 cars in one shot. It was like, pow, they just blew up everybody. So obviously, if you were part of that. I'm never going to tell someone to their face if they're from Ireland and they're offended. No, you can't. If you are, you are. If a bartender throws you out, he throws you out. I'm just saying to tell someone to their face if they're from Ireland and they're offended. No, you can't be. If you are, you are.

If a bartender throws you out, he throws you out. I'm just saying, on the whole, I don't think there are many people that really care that much. Yeah, but it was like you said. You said that earlier. Unless you were personally impacted by it, it's kind of hard to be like, you know. I guess. My latest. So last week, I tweeted that video.

We talked about it before where I made fun of the kid. It was the kid who had special needs. They were trying to let him get a basket during the game. And this other kid grabbed the ball and kept shooting. And I said this kid's just trying to get his buckets. He's not going to let any Asperger's stop him. And the reaction that I got drove me crazy. Because now there's like three levels to this shit.

There are the people who are outraged there are there are the people who are outraged yep then there are the people who are fake outraged and now there's this new level of people who are neither but are catering to the fake outrage like there were people in my mentions being like you can't say that anymore bro and they weren't offended yeah they didn't have any they didn't have asperger's they didn't know somebody with asper bro and they weren't offended yeah they didn't have any they didn't have asperger's they didn't know somebody with asperger's they weren't actually offended they weren't even fake offended they were just like i know the new rules is that you're not allowed to say this so you're canceled or someone was like be better than this because you can't do this

anymore and it's like do you actually believe that or are you just completely giving in to the outrage culture right if you're actually offended by my comment, fine. And even if you're fake offended, I get it because that's the new thing. But if you are just giving in to the phoniness, then you're the fucking worst of all. That third batch to me is the worst of all.

Just to hear yourself talk. Yeah. Just to hear the tweet. Yeah. Like, it's the mob mentality. It really is. It's like, oh, I want to be able to be offended,

but I'm not, but I damn sure can't be quiet. If you're actually offended, that's one thing. And then let's say you write for Deadspin or one of these outlets, you're part of the blue check brigade, where you make your money by being outraged, I'll even give you that. But it's the average casual person who now says, I can't make certain jokes when you're neither offended nor fake offended.

Get the fuck out of here, man. And those are the same people who are probably sitting here going, I need the old Barstool back. I want the old Barstool. Barstool's changed so much. Well, all right. I cracked a fucking special needs joke. And now I'm canceled. Like, which way?

You can't have it both ways, man. Kevin Clancy built his brand off of jokes that offend people. And that's why they're funny. Honestly, it was never, like, intentional like that. It wasn't like, I'm going to come out here and offend some people. No, it's just like sometimes something's funny and not everyone finds it funny. Honestly, it was never intentional like that. It wasn't like, I'm going to come out here and offend some people. No, it's just like, sometimes something's funny, and not everyone finds it funny. There's no such thing as a universally funny joke. Right.

And I guess the thing is, there's always the shock value joke. But I never planned on that. It was never like, let's shock and offend. It was always like, I'm going to look for the different angle, or I'm going to try to think of something that other people aren't saying. And that usually leaves you with like the less popular of the takes or the, you know,

whatever it may be. It depends on the platform. Like people on Twitter love to get outraged. But if you said that on a Netflix special, everyone in the room is laughing. Well, that's always the X factor of like being in a comedy club or live face to face. Nobody says anything there. It's all about the keyboard warrior and all about the atmosphere and normally if they had to have their real name and their real picture connected to what they say back to that they wouldn't unless they're legitimately offended right but like the fake

outrage and like the piling on people and all that if you had to attach your real identity to it most people are going to think twice most people are going to say anything one way or the other right because it's like that out of it because if you are going to think twice. Most people are going to say anything one way or the other. Right, because it's like that, because if you saw those people in person, the same people that talk mad shit about you, most of them would not say that stuff to your face. The worst thing about fake outrage people on Twitter is that

when they come after you for like a joke like that, they're not trying to say Kevin, you're such a bad person. They're trying to say, look at how much of a good person I am because this offends me. What do they call that? Virtue signaling? I think that is what that is. It's like you're just trying to show people that you're good and that you're better than that.

It's funny, therefore I am a good person. Suck a dick, man. Get out of here, dude. It feels like a Friday. I know it's not. This has been the longest fucking week ever. I'm going to get trashed on the radio tomorrow. You're just going to get bombed, right? When is Seton Hall play tonight?

Seton Hall play tonight. I'm sorry. I'm like losing myself in this game. Minnesota up 12. No, because I bleed really hard on the air. I just like sucked air in really hard. We've got a few games going now. Seton Hall is my team.

I've got another 10-7 matchup like Casey does. Who is the second seed in that bracket? Do you know? Like who they would have to play if they won? Probably like Michigan. I'm all about the Lou, baby. St. Louis. Let's fucking cook. No, Michigan State is who Minnesota is going to have to play. And they are pretty good.

Oh, boy. God, Louisville sucks. It's over for Louisville. They stink. I mean... Oh! I was going to say, unless Minnesota can't get this fucking ball that was like a Steph Curry 3 off the glass after a dude just saved the ball underneath the basket

because Minnesota is asleep like just grab the fucking ball did he get it off? he got that off he got it off it looks like he got it off plays some fucking defense wide open who's defending that. It was out of his hands, right? Play some fucking defense. Wide open.

Who's defending that dude in fucking outer space? I mean, that's off. That's close, Zah. That's off. That's close, buddy. Give it to him. Come on. No, don't give it to him, Zah. Shut up, Zah.

We need some content. Give it to him. Let's see. Look at that. One, and as the clock goes zero. Oh, you got that off. Fuck. Yeah, you got it off.

Yep, yep. Three. That's wet. Let's go. Fuck! Yeah, you got it off. Yep, yep. Three. That's wet. Let's go! Zod, this is really hateful. Zod is just an impartial. Do you know what team Zod's on? Do you know where he comes from?

Do you know who else he sits behind the glass with back there? Frankie fucking Borelli, the king of the pot stirring. If you don't think Zod's rooting for content, I don't know if this ball got off. No, it definitely didn't. No If you don't think Zaha's rooting for content, I don't know if this ball got off. No, it definitely didn't. No, I don't think. Everyone's acting like it's a done deal. It is as close

as it gets. Let's go roll it back. I mean, the fact that they're still looking at it tells me that he didn't get it off. No. They're like, oh, it's still in his fingertips. Degenerate boys are cooking right now out at FanDuel at the Sportsbook. I love their little tent set up.

It's great. Was it on here? We were talking about lock-ins and shit recently. Yeah. Yeah. That had a lock-in feel. Who all gets a tent? There's no way MB and those people, they're making them sleep in a tent.

No, I think those people are going to go home, no? Yeah, they'd have to and just go back tomorrow. How long are they staying there for? Till the end of games tomorrow. So tonight at midnight is DP42. Happy birthday, Dave. Oh. So he'll be spending his birthday. I wish Dave a happy birthday every year.

He is yet to, not even just like, he's never even responded. No, I mean, he's never gone. He's not a happy birthday guy. If you go back and look at like our wall to wall on Facebook, I've been wishing him a happy birthday since like 2008. On Facebook? Wall to wall? Has he ever said anything back on Facebook. I've been wishing him a happy birthday since like 2008. On Facebook? Wall to wall?

Has he ever said anything back on Facebook? Never. He won't even text you back. Guys, I don't think he got it off. I don't think he did either. I don't think he got it off. Like back in like the old school Barstool days, people used to call Dave EP. Yeah.

So it'd be like happy birthday EP. EP. EP. No one calls him that anymore. No, that's totally gone. That's like way, way back. Even like, I mean, Prez is starting to fade. Yeah, I guess.

But, I mean, yeah. Portnoy and Pageviews really like took off. And Pizza, the Pizza guy. But like the old school like 0809 comment section, they called Dave EP. Yeah. Prez with a Z. Yo, what would you call this? I'm holding in my hand an airhead.

What would you call this thing? What do you mean? This is an airhead what? It's just an airhead. What would you call this? Huh? What would you call this? An airhead.

The box calls these bars. Oh, no. This is its own thing. This is like a pop-top. An airhead is an airhead. I would never be like, let me get an airhead bar. No. Let me pop-top. An airhead is an airhead. I would never be like, let me get an airhead bar. Let me get a grape bar. It's just an airhead. I'm with you on that.

They said he got off in time. Looks like it. Yes, Kent. That would be... We don't have sound in here. 76-67. Two and a half to go. Louisville pressing. Minnesota is shook. They cannot handle the press.

White guy with the ball Looking scared Casey has a lot on the line here Win today Not only does she win her bet but she's halfway To Vegas Big stop here Need a huge stop here Zah is just

I'm rooting for the company That Bud Light money man I'm rooting for the company. I might as well just start calling him gas. That Bud Light money, man. I'm rooting for that Bud Light money. You got Vermont, right, Zah? Yeah, we got Vermont. That's a fucking foul. That just wasn't a foul? Casey's got a degenerate boy on us.

Casey is now a degenerate girl. To the hole. Up and off the glass. That's the kind of basketball I like. Go to the fucking hoop. What up, Cons? Come on in, bud. Have a seat.

Cons, we were just talking about how we always root for you to get blacked out and kicked out of places. That's always a good time. That always makes... We were reminiscing... I was like, what could this possibly be about? And it's probably saloon related. I was going down memory lane explaining how it used to just be

me, you, and Clem prior to all you guys working there. How great was that? And how it was just the best. The absolute best. Those days. I mean, shout out Tommy who took care of us. But everybody else, he's like, $30 to just get blacked out. It was $10 an hour.

Yeah. You paid $30 to start, but then you would just do $10 an hour. I mean, it's no surprise that they went out of business. But I mean, when you have a bar on York Avenue up in the fucking 90s. What's happening? No, no, no. Casey, Jesus. Sit down. My goodness. Don't change that

fucking TV. We're on it. Colby just ran out. Thank you. Thank you. Kev, I thought you'd have some beers in here at least. Oh, come on. I'm not worried about you, bro. I got my own beer. There's beer in the fridge. Go get it.

All right. I'll probably go get one. We were reminiscing about saloon and Tin Lizzy days. Oh, yeah. You never really did the tin. Maybe one time. Oh, it was the best. The tin was better than saloon, which is hard to believe.

Yeah. I mean, it was more lawless. Three ball. Woo, buddy. Wait, Tin Lizzy was more lawless than saloon? which is hard to believe. Yeah. I mean, it was more lawless. Three ball. Woo, buddy. Wait, Tim Lizzie was more lawless than Saloon? Oh, my God. I mean, how do you get much more lawless than what we were doing at Saloon? The first time I went to Saloon, I remember the owner, he just took a Bud Light bottle

and he's like, look, there are no rules here. He just smashed it on the floor. And then he took an empty pitcher and he just threw it. There was a big window and he just threw it out the window on the second avenue. And then didn't we break a TV the one time too? We definitely broke one at Saloon. At Saloon, right. Yeah, because we were

throwing beer everywhere. We short-circuited the TV. Yeah, I'm not saying Saloon was lawful. I'm just saying that Tin Lizzy was truly... At least there was some logic behind Saloon.

Like, we're going to try to get you in the door and we got to get people over to York Avenue. Tin Lizzy was like, we just want to fuck girls and drink so you can come here for free and then when we ran out of money like when there was no operating profits they were just like okay we're selling the place right so they they uh they they took it a step further than saloon did but god damn it was at least i remember i would

be at tin lizzy with with the owners and they'd be like let's get the fuck out of here this place sucks it's your bar. What is the problem here? They didn't care, though. They're like, ah, whatever. Somebody, hey, who's ever the last one, just close the door. Lock it up. Looking back, they were like, you know, they were, I was probably 25. They were like 27.

So in my mind, I was like, you guys are old, man. Same thing with us. Like, those guys had, like, no business owning establishments. They don't know what they're doing. They're like, I like barstools. They're like, ah, but this will just go on forever. Yeah. Whatever. We can give away booze forever. It doesn't matter. Oh're doing. I like barstools. Like, ah, but this will just go on forever. Yeah. Whatever, Lou.

We can give away booze forever. It doesn't matter. They stink. Louisville stinks. It's over for the Lou. The Patino revenge game, put in the books. Let's go. It's over.

Casey's halfway to Vegas. Who do you got the winner of if Minnesota wins this? They're going to play Michigan State. Okay. That's tough. Well, you never know. You kind of know. They're going to play Michigan State. Okay. That's tough. Well, you never know. You kind of know. They keep playing for Ricky this way.

I mean, I feel like, isn't he suing them for like $40 million or something crazy? I'm sure. And everybody knows that it only takes 15 seconds for him. I mean, it's tough. This is a revenge tour. And the final four being in Minneapolis. It's like, it's just the stars are aligning here. And remember, remember that

we spend too much time around each other. Pat McAfee was his team. He went through like, he just kept going. Right. Like the whole idea is that you get to the Sweet 16 and chances are you're going to lose. But if you go on a little run here, Casey, you might find yourself in Minnesota.

You know what I mean? Like I think as long as your Buster's team keeps going, so do you. She's like, you could be the next Sister Jean. It is absolutely insane to foul there. Absolutely insane. College basketball is the stupidest. Connor, if I went to a bar and I ordered a pint of Guinness

and I dropped a shot glass of Bailey's and Jameson, what would you call that? That's an Irish car bomb. Thank you. Thank you. Who said it was something else? Well, I can't even... We were saying people get offended by that. I haven't even heard of an

alternative. Some Irish people, some actual off-the-boat Irish people get offended. I didn't know that until I moved to Boston. I said it's the only time I have ever heard of an Irishman ever being offended. And it's very few and far between. And I don't think they're actually offended. I think they're just like... We just had somebody call in and say that they went to a bar in Dublin and he

ordered an Irish car bomb and they kicked him out. I could see maybe in Ireland they're a little more sensitive to it, considering all the things that have gone on in Ireland. But even still, again, I understand the concept of it. I just don't think that, yeah, it's inherently offensive. I just don't think that many people actually get offended by it. No. Nathan, what do you got on it?

What do they say about Nebraska, bro? Yep. So I've been in the Irish pub For about five and a half years now I'm still operating it My family came from Belfast, Ireland My grandparents

Get extremely offended by it But I told a bartender A couple years ago He was going to Ireland He went and ordered Two Irish car bombs The bartender

Handed two big glasses of liquor Lit them on fire He went and ordered two Irish car bombs, the bartender, handed him two big glasses of liquor, lit him on fire, handed him back to him, and goes, here's your Twin Towers. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of what Parabas was saying earlier. I mean, if you want to be a dick about it, I mean, yeah, sure. One is kind of commonly accepted. The other one is just you making up something to be a total dick. But I mean, yeah, sure. One is kind of commonly accepted. The other one is just you making up something to be a total dick. But I get it.

You're offended. You're offended. You're a loser, but you can be offended by it. You're a loser. That was the same thing. Wasn't Beirut, like, banned for a while? Oh, as a name for beer bombs? Yeah. Because that was originally the idea was you were just dropping bombs.

Why? Why did people pick that? Like, let's just pick this random place in the Middle East to name our game after because we drop bombs on that. So we'll just drop bombs with the ping pong balls like that. I don't know. That is actually highly offensive. We just picked this one war torn place that gets bombed a lot and made up our whole game about it. I didn't hear it called Beirut until college either.

I didn't hear it called. I think I think that was older. I didn't hear it called Beirut until college either. It was always beer pong. I didn't hear it called Beirut. I think that was older. I didn't know Beirut until I moved to Boston. I learned so many things when I moved to Boston. It's always beer pong. I feel like if you called it Beirut, you probably have date raped somebody.

I feel like that was very frat boy. Jesus Christ. Alright, let's go. Jesus Christ. All right. Let's go. 40 seconds. It's fine. You're good. Yeah, you're up nine.

What are you going to do in Vegas, Casey? You're just going to slot it up with the team we're going? I'm hoping the daddy girls. So the daddy girls and I were talking about this yesterday. So they have St. Mary's. By the way, great story. They didn't know we were talking about college basketball. Wow. They were like, so they have saint mary's by the way great story but they didn't know we were talking about college basketball wow they were like what they were like we know the jazz like she's from salt lake yeah like they don't care at all so then they pick saint mary's because she

went to school there for one year sofia did so i was like well if they make it to vegas and if i make it to vegas what do you guys want to do and she's like we're gonna have a daddy party instead of this yeah they're just gonna sec secede from the Bud Light party. What all would entail a daddy party? I don't know but I want to find out. I kind of do too. I want to find out. That's what I want to do. I feel like

if there's a daddy party I feel like a lot of people are going to just be paying their own way to Vegas. I got to see what this is all about. I got to be a part of this. Not to be missed. Imagine Dave having his birthday just like I got to see a daddy party. Not to be missed. Yeah, I'm not going to. Imagine Dave having his birthday just like completely shown up by the daddy gang. Yeah, he said when they came up, he's like, I don't know if I want you guys to win or not.

And I think that's part of it. Yeah. Yeah. I think he wants DP42 to be. He'll lose his fucking mind. Yeah. He can't be overshadowed by the daddy gang. And he will be.

He will be. Yeah, DP42 would turn into daddy gang one. Yeah. They were like, we'll just go to a different bar. Like, we don't need to go the Republic. We'll just find somewhere else to go. And I will be. Yeah, DP-42 would turn into Daddy Gang 1. They were like, we'll just go to a different bar. We don't need to go to the Republic. We'll just find somewhere else to go. Are you a Vegas person? Breaking news, I've never been to Vegas.

Wow. I know it's super surprising because I'm an asshole. This would be a heck of a way to experience it for the first time, to have all expenses paid. See, I feel, yes. But I've also been told when you're a girl, you go to all. Yeah, you're Casey well yeah when yeah you're casey yeah so the reason that i never went to vegas like in college or after college was we were so close to new orleans and i know they're completely different but if we're

like we're gonna go gamble we're gonna go drink and act like degenerates let's just take a 50 dollar flight to new orleans and then every time my girlfriends have gone i was either working or whatever else and so I've never gone. But I have been told if you go with a group of girls, you're not paying for anything anyway. No. Nothing at all. But that doesn't mean that you're like, you know, when everything's set up for you, you have everything perfect. I want to go see the Chainsmokers really bad. Most basic comment ever.

They have a residency there. So that would be cool. There's no way I'm going to Vegas for this. Michigan State. It just never ceases to surprise. I know. But then I used to be Ratchet. I used to have an emo phase way I'm going to Vegas for this. Michigan State. It just never ceases to surprise. Yeah, I know. But then I used to be ratchet. I used to have an emo phase.

I'm just a woman of mystery. What's next? What phase is next? I don't want to know. I don't want to know. They were going to the religious phase. Death? I'd like death to be the next phase.

Casey goes sober. Sober phase? I don't know about that, bro. It was completely the other direction? Yeah. No, I mean, maybe the Hillsong church phase. I'm in that right now. Why would you want to be part of a cult?

It's not a cult. It's a cult. It's not a cult. It's a cult. It's okay. I'll be honest. If it is a cult, at least it's a positive and happy one. Okay.

It is a cult. I think they all are until you drink that Kool-Aid. I'm drinking the Kool-Aid, Cons. Oh, she's... Oh, I'm... She's swimming. She's riding the comet to heaven, dude. Yeah. Oh, she's... Oh, I'm... She's swimming the Kool-Aid. He's riding the comet to heaven, dude. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Kevin, I... We lost her. I sent a picture of Carlin's book that I bought to Kevin last night, and all he sent back was, we've lost you. She's gone. Damn. All right.

She's swimming in salvation over there. It's... I mean, again... Swimming in salvation. Whatever is positive in my life, you guys can make fun of all you want. It just... It makes me not want to hate myself. At the end of the day, that's

all we're trying to do is just hate ourselves a little bit less. No, you're not. You're trying to make me hate myself more. Me? Yeah, because that's almost like we said on Twitter is if we make Casey hate herself more, it'll make us feel better about ourselves. So yeah, you're making fun of my positivity because you want me to hate myself.

Casey Smith, for one moment, I will do a show on the airwaves with someone who is happy about themselves, you're crazy. I'm pretty happy. I don't do a show with you. You've got a long way to go, Kevin. I mean, between fights. As of today, you're doing it. What? I said, as of today, you're doing it.

Why? Because you're happy with yourself? I fucking feel great. Well, I mean, you had to kill Jared's death. Well, you had to kill Jared. Yeah. So you'd be happy as the rocket. Let's wait for a little bit longer than three days. Oh, okay. Holy shit!

Wow! What happened? Yeah, he's got the blazers on. The blazers are such a fire shit. He's got the suede all saints on, the tan blazers, some jeans that actually fit him. Jared! He's Tony Gwynn socks. It's like, hey, who knew that if you completely overhaul your physical appearance and make it good instead of bad, you'll feel better about yourself. Jared.

Jared, are those kind of like thinner pants too, a little more slim cut? I told you, buddy. Hey, come stand over here. No, that's terrible. Not getting it done. Come stand over here. I need to get a good look at this. Yeah, he's got the whole outfit going on.

All black, gray shirt. Jared. Jared. You're doing the damn thing. That's a great outfit, buddy. Yeah. I knew you'd find your way. I can't believe that he bought those shoes by himself.

I literally texted Cons this morning. I was like, just a heads up, you're going to want to fuck me today. If you're not ready for that, then don't. How'd you go about the blazers? Yeah, you picked those out yourself? Okay. He had a little help. Who picked out the sneakers? I don't know'd you go about the blazers yeah you picked those out yourself okay he had a little help i don't know not me you picked him out casey you know what i told him to do though when he you know he was starting to realize i gotta find some new clothes i told him to go on pinterest and just type in men's fashion and that's a great place to get ideas

to go for outfits so gay connor yeah i know that so wait kevin i got a question i got a question yeah when can we obviously not this year but maybe year, can we revive a saloon-esque experience? The answer is no. I will try to find something. Where would you even go? You can't recapture certain things. You can't recapture that, but something to where it's a bar on the first day of the tournament. Yeah, we can probably do a bar, but the thing is that if you do what we used to do, your bill is going to be $1,000.

Yeah. You know, like, we could do that. But I'm just saying the whole thing. Per person. Yeah, the whole thing was like, it's going to be $100, and you're going to be in heaven. Yeah. And there's no windows in that joint. That was the best part.

It would be noon, and then you'd snap your finger. Like, holy shit, it's 7.30. Yeah. Where did the day go? Remember T, the bouncer, who was working the door? He just was like, holy shit, it's 7.30. Where did the day go? Remember T, the bouncer who was working the door? He just was like, you dumb white boys are so fucking reckless and stupid. When I threw up outside of there after my engagement party, he was just shaking his head at me. He's like, you just got engaged, man.

I was like, I know. I remember one time I went downstairs because that's where the bathroom was. I go downstairs. I go into the bathroom. And there's just a dude making out with a girl in the bathroom, and I'm in the urinal just peeing next to him. I'm like, don't mind me. Go for it.

Keep going. Live your best life. You're good. You're doing amazing, sweetie. We'll try to find something. I mean, I would actually say this. You know when you see these deals on Twitter? It's like if Minnesota wins like free Bud Light for absolutely everybody

and it's like, how could they possibly make money? And they don't. You just kind of consider it marketing. Some bar out there should be like we'll recreate Saloon for you and you'll have the deal of a fucking lifetime and even though I know you're giving up a big day of business with March Madison, your place is going to be packed anyway, I'm telling you that you will get a lot

of promotion out of me being like, we're recreating the old barstool New York days. It'll be worth it. That's what I'm saying. That's why I asked you if you would consider opening up your own bar, because you can't recreate saloon, but you can create it. Yeah.

It's just, I mean, it is a surefire way to piss away hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yeah. But if I had enough money to take that, I would do that. Yeah. You know,

if I could just take that loss, the first thing I wouldn't gamble, I wouldn't buy horses. I wouldn't buy boats, all those other things that are I would do that. Yeah. You know, if I could just take that loss, the first thing, I wouldn't gamble. I wouldn't buy horses. I wouldn't buy boats. All those other things that are, like, completely wasteful. I would have a bar. It wouldn't be Dave. Pretty much.

I'd do the opposite of Dave. I would run a drink. I would run it for you. Yeah. Oh, that's a surefire way to have a miserable failure as well. Yeah. Let's hit a break. When we come back, final segment of the day before the chicks take over as Minnesota is slowly creeping to a W. You're on a little

Timberlink kick back there, is that? One of my favorite artists of all time. Oh, yeah. All-time producer. Him... Oh, sorry, producer.

That's what I meant. Him and Scott Storch. Atta boy. Scott Storch blew $100 million. I can't even... You know? It's impossible to do that. He was just taking private jets all over the world until he had no money left.

Even if you're going private jets everywhere, $100 million is still a lot of money to go through. Million. That takes work. He said he had $100 million is still a lot of money to go through. That takes work. He said he had $100 million and he was living like he was a billionaire. That'll do it. I guess so. That's like if we were living like we had a million, you'll go through it really fucking fast, man. Especially if you're out there in Vegas paying for drinks, paying for bottles, paying for gambling and hotels.

None of which girls have to do. Girls go out to Vegas. It's all free. But, Casey, the flip side is that you basically have to be, like, pimped out the whole time. Yeah. Like club promoters and stuff? Yeah. So what happens, especially at, like, these pool parties, is that typically is groups of guys will have, like, a cabana, and then these employees of either the establishment

that you're at or just independent will be working there, and they'll just go to other groups of good-looking females and recruit them and say, hey, do you want to go sit up in this cabana and drink? I think that is the creepiest shit ever. Oh, it is? I don't want any part of that, to be honest.

Yeah. I think it's super weird for someone to, like, bring along a line of girls. It feels like you're, like, a girl bringing to the sheet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it is. Am I, like, bidding on you? What is going on here? And then it's like, I know that they're just here for the drinks.

Right. Like, maybe you do end up hitting it off, but the initial thing is, like, I don't want to be here. I'm just doing this for the drinks and the attention. I guess that's the thing is that the girls want the attention. They get it. So on some level, the girls who want the attention and the guys who like giving it probably do find each other. But I think normal people, normal girls doing it and normal guys being like, yeah, OK, you can hang out because like you've been recruited to come here. I don't know.

The whole process. Yeah. I feel like it's not even just in Vegas. So it's like, yeah, that's in general, in general. But I don't think I've ever had like a really bad experience with it. It's like, hey, if you guys come sit like you can get a bottle like, all right, and do it and you just do it and you just don't let anybody else on the table. Like, oh, it's just me and my girls. You just walk away. Yeah. Fuck all you peasants. I mean, I guess the server, I guess it's like if everyone's in agreement like that, it's like, all right, the girls are going to come here.

They're going to drink a bottle. You'll probably have a shot to, like, impress them or make them like you. And if you do, then you guys can hang out. And if not, they're going to walk away. Yeah. As long as it's just like a it's like a contract with an option. It's like, you know, you can walk away. But if it's if it's all good, a mutually agreed upon option, we're going to stay a little longer.

Right. There's no expectation that, hey, the girls have to do something. Right. But just in general, I just think it's weird. Like, if you're, like, dead broke, it's like, I can't even go to Vegas unless I just, like, let guys buy me drinks and bottles. Fine. But, like, once you can kind of do your own thing, I just, like, I don't think, like, I don't think that Casey and her friend, what's her friend's name?

Laura? Rudder. Rudder. Rudder. Something or other. Laura Rudder. Is it Rudder? Lauren.

Lauren Rudder. Laura? Is it Laura or Lauren? Lori. Lori. Lori Rudder. That's it. That's it.

If Casey and Lori Rudder went to Vegas, like, I think they could, they don't need to do all that. No. Right. I mean, like, you know. It kind of happens by default, though. They're both established stars. I guess so. Unless you're mean, like, you know. It kind of happens by default, though. They're both established stars.

I guess so. Unless you're the one with the cabana. I'm not even playing into this stupid. Casey, let's flip the script. So, Casey, let's say you go for DP42 slash Daddy Gang 1. Daddy Gang 69. You guys will have the cabana. How would you feel if the promoter went and recruited a group of good-looking dudes to come hang out in the cabana with you no yes you would you would love that not to like actually

like why do why do we like in the background for like an instagram picture i'm gonna be honest like you think that sophia and alex need a promoter to go recruit good-looking no but here's what happens when there's a group of of good looking girls in a cabana, most guys are way too intimidated to just like walk off. Oh, okay. I see what you mean. Plus there's a difference between like,

if they brought like a, like the girls that are getting brought around are like not even real humans. Right. So it would be the equivalent of like if they brought over like a bunch of fucking like firemen or something like that. Like some typically like mimbo type shit.

I could see you and the daddy gang just loving that. Yeah, I guess mimbo type shit. I could see you in the daddy gang just loving that. Yeah, I guess that would be different. Now she's all in on it. All right, if you explain it that way,

I guess I could do with it. I don't know. I feel like, I feel like that, yes, if it was like, you're talking about just like the smokes of the smokes coming over

and like you're just sitting in the cabana with them, then yeah, I mean, anybody's going to like that guy or girl. Because the other thing is though too, a lot of times with these cabanas, they're roped off. So just anybody can't just walk up to you.

So for you to meet other people, they have to be brought over. Yeah. I did that in we were at we were at a bachelor party in Charleston. OK. My future hometown. And it was a cool bar. But like they roped off a section. But it was just like a bar.

It was not a club. It was not a place. You know, it was like a little like two steps up that was elevated. And they roped it off. And it was just like a regular college bar in South Carolina. And the guy was bringing girls over. And I was like, I'm just going to go to the bar. Right. Like I'm out of this little fake area that you're going to go off.

Because we're just at like a college football bar. This is ridiculous. Number one and number two, you don't have a problem talking to people. Yeah, I'm out of this little fake area that you're going to go off. But also, too, like. Because we're just at, like, a college football bar. This is ridiculous. Number one and number two, you don't have a problem talking to people. Yeah, I guess if you need it. There are a lot of people that don't have that confidence or that wherewithal to just go up to a stranger and say, hey, do you want to, like, come hang out? Yeah. So.

Yeah, that's true. But as you were saying that, it just gave me the idea, this summer, we're going to go, we're going to have an afternoon at the Parker House, we're going to get it roped off, and you're going to come. I'll be honest, I don't want to sound douchey, but you almost need to be have an afternoon at the Parker house. We're going to get it roped off and you're going to come. I'll be honest. I don't want to be sound douchey, but you almost need to be roped off at the Parker house. It gets so crowded.

It's so crowded. Connor blames me for it. A hundred percent. It is your fault. That stupid blog you wrote that then got picked up by the times. And then all of a sudden the guineas that used to go to DJs were like, wait, what's this oasis a few miles down the

road as much as i love the idea that i did that and i would love to flex and say yes i brought this bar to the forefront i do not think you can give me credit or blame for the parker house being a popular jersey shore bar it was always popular but i think it was probably a confluence of events it was your blog it was social media yeah because of events. It was your blog. It was social media. Yeah. Because when I was first going there many years ago, when I was 18, 19, whatever, you didn't see crowds the way you see them now. I mean, you can't. God's basement is almost the worst spot now because you're trapped. You'll take credit for that, though, right?

Coining that term. Well, I popularized it. It was my friend who invented it. I can't say that I coined the term, but I definitely put it out there. Have you ever done the Jersey Shore, Connor? Connor. I'm Jared. No, I have not.

Have you ever done Long Island? No. All right, we got to do some. We got to get to both of those. I don't experience both of them. I feel like I'm too old now. You're not. You're not.

You're not. You got to go to the right spots, obviously. I don't like anything that's just... I like chill spots. You don't like crowds. Yeah, I like chill spots. There's plenty of bars that are like that, though. It's just very relaxed. You can go and flip flops.

We'll do like a Parker House lunch into a DJ's happy hour. Alright, I'll skip the DJ's part, but I'll go for Parker House. Get Connor, I keep saying Connor, get Jared out of there when the fucking, when the shades go down at DJ's. And then we'll just go back to like a house somewhere.

DJ's, come on, DJ's happy hour is fun. I haven't been in many, many years, but yeah, it is a good time. Because you know what it is? Credit to them. On Fridays at 5 o'clock they have a free buffet. And for being a free buffet, you would think, oh, it's going to stink. It's actually really good food. So you go for the free buffet, you have a free drink

ticket, you have one drink, some food. What do you do during the summer? Just baseball? You don't go to like a beach town or anything like that? I used to go to Lake Winnipesaukee. Alright, we'll bring you down the shore this summer. My 4th of July spot. You know we're doing a Bordy Barn. So there's a

this summer in one weekend is a John Mayer concert Friday. Yeah. Punk Saturday. Where? Mulcahy's. Okay. Into Bordy Barn Sunday. Wow. Putt Punk Saturday. Where? Mulcahy's. Okay. Into Boardy Barn Sunday. Wow.

Where the fuck is that? Oh my God. Long Island. Wow. So. Long Island? Yeah. Jesus.

Why do you say it like that? Good for Putt Punk. What's your perception of Long Island? When you say Long Island, what do you think of Long Island? Trash. Well, contrary to that. Staten Island is more trash, right? Yeah, Staten Island is a dump.

Long Island has its ups and its downs. It's either beautiful or... Yeah, you're right, but when you go all the way out on Long Island to the Hamptons, it's some of the most expensive real estate in the country. I've just never been. I'm going off of where I'm from. I don't like going out there strictly because of how long it takes to get out there.

The traffic is fucking insane. There's about a billion people crammed onto this island. It's insanity. Casey, what's your summer go-to? I mean, it's been the Cape. Right. But I've never done anything around here, so now I feel like I have to. I'm trying to convince Kevin to get a shore house for the summer,

at least a few weekends, because I think you could recruit these two at least. You could get a few people together and get a house for a few weekends. He's thinking about it. But I've already thought about it. Yeah, single Kevin. As soon as I moved out, I was like, I found an apartment, and then I started looking for my own house. I was thinking even just LBI or something even more chill.

Do you get a house in Seagirt or something? I'm just fucking waiting. I'm waiting to let the dogs out because it would be like a year ago. Kevin would be like, dude, if I was like... Dude, you get a house in Seagirt or something? I'm just fucking waiting. I'm waiting to let the dogs out because it'd be like a year ago. Kevin would be like, dude, if I was single, me and you, we would go out and I'd actually hang out with you. I'd just go home and he's like, well, here's single Kevin. When are we letting the dogs out?

I'm excited. Yeah, I mean, it's coming. Because for the longest time... You can see him getting all amped up like, let's go. For the longest time, I'm not... I just... I'm also not like the's go. For the longest time. I'm not. I just, I'm also not like the saloon days we're talking about. I mean, that ship has just kind of sailed. That's fine.

I can't do what I used to do. I'm not that guy either. I know, I know. We can still have fun. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's for sure. That's for sure. So like the days, and I think you've mentioned it before, where I would text you really just

out of formality to say, hey. It was almost out of pity. You can be honest. It was somewhat. Connor would just text me being like, yo, it's St. Patrick's Day, or hey, it's Memorial Day, or it's Bar A Day, or whatever.

You want to come out full well knowing it was a no. Kevin was in Hoboken, where I live, and just like, maybe this will be the one time I get a chance. But at that point, it was like, baby, pregnant, dog, apartment, wife. There was no shot. No.

So now I'm excited that I'm going to throw out those texts, and I might get a, yeah, all right, I'm in. Yeah, there's a lot of times I have to remind myself where I'm like, nah, I'm good. Well, wait. Wait, am I? Why not? I can do that. Why fucking not? I'm still always going to be the type of guy who's just like, I'm going to go sit on the couch and watch TV.

Right, right. But. Every once in a while you got to let loose. Fridays I have my own daddy gang that is my only like standing appointment every friday afternoon we go to the worst bar in the city me and two other dads and that's the one thing it's a true daddy gang there was actually a stooly there last weekend last friday uh this enormous fat guy with a huge mustache and a terrible yankees hat he looked like a goddamn cartoon character. And he just goes, Casey, what the fuck

are you doing at this bar? And I was like, I know. This place sucks, right? That's kind of the point, though. We go to this dive bar. Last time I was there, it was Friday. So it was St. Patrick's Day weekend. And I watched them make those mixed drinks that come in the giant mason jar things with the

little spout. I watched them pour a tequila that I've never even heard the name of, like a brown tequila. And then they poured like a sour apple liqueur into it and just filled it up. And it was supposed to be green for St. Patrick's Day. And I was watching it and making a face,

and I was making fun of the bartender. I was like, that shit is disgusting. And she had poured it out for herself and was sipping it. She was like, it's really not that bad. Do you want some? And I mean, I was like, I hate to be a snob, but this, I am not putting that to my lips. This is disgusting. When Cuervo is

like too good, you know, you're drinking some shitty fucking tequila, man. Yeah, I think when you start drinking brown tequila, that's when bad decisions happen. Oh, God. No reason for that to exist. That's why Gaz is an asshole. He makes drinking brown tequila, that's when bad decisions happen. Oh, God. No reason for that to exist. No. You know what that little fucking- That's why Gaz is an asshole.

He makes you drink tequila. You know what that little rat Ellie used to do? What? When she was a bartender? Ellie was a bartender? Yeah. I think like one. Exactly.

Exactly. Have you ever in your life seen a bar that she could see over? Ever. No. Ever. Or like reach even? Yeah. You know what I mean?

But she said, I think it was more like a one-time, two-time, guest partying type thing. But she would, they would be like, let's do shots. And she would pour out Patron and fill hers up with water. Right. And do the old like, make a face. Like, even though she was just drinking water like a little fucking rat. That is a rat move. You know who else does that move?

But she was also, she was like, I can't. You can't. I mean, yeah. That's fair. That's fair. But do you know who else notoriously does that move? she she was like i can't you can't i mean yeah that's fair that's fair but do you know who else notoriously does that move who tom brady no he doesn't there are stories about when he would go out drinking with his linemen he'd keep buying shots buying shots and either i've heard that story yeah either either the bartender knew to put one that was water or he was dumping him out because it is known that he has done that see that

actually i mean it's not a bad move. I mean, for the guy who, like, measures every single thing he puts in his body, that doesn't surprise me one bit. Well, it depends on what year these stories are coming from because he wasn't always like this.

The entire read years, he's fucking lit. Oh, yeah. But also, it's at some point, like, even if you love to drink, which, by the way, this is getting... This LSU-Yale game...

Oh, buddy, 14-3. Four-point game, 30 seconds left. But... Not good for Team Portland. No, it's not. He has 33 grand on it. Jesus. 30 grand. On seconds left. Not good for Team Portland. No, it's not. He has $33,000 on it? Jesus.

$30,000. On LSU. Let's go, Cal! Minus six and a half. Minus six and a half. Oh, wow. Yikes. Stripes.

Not good. Yeah, not great. Is he having a meltdown yet? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Electric chair. The electric chair. I've got one screen on the electric chair.

I've got the basketball on. He is, ooh. You might want to tune into the electric chair. I was going the basketball on. He is, ooh. You might want to tune into the electric chair. I was going to say, turn off the fucking, can we live stream? Marty Mush.

Marty Mush. Can we somehow live stream the audio to this show so we can just let that ride for the next 15 minutes? I feel like that's what people want to hear. By the end of March Madness,

he's going to be a million bucks in the hole. I got conspiracy theories abound. It's just that he's not rich enough for this. It's impossible. I don't know what's going on. You know, I just want, maybe just give me that money. And I don't know what I

would do with it, but something would be better than this. I took the under in this game. Buckets, come on. Oh, okay. Now they're going to start fouling. I mean, this is what happens, though. These kids, they play the smart kids,

and smart kids got nothing to lose here, the Yale kids. So they play out of their minds. And the LSU kids, once it starts to get a little too close, a little too late in the game, then they start pressing. They're like, oh, we're not supposed to be losing like this. I mean, I think there's just some truth to certain programs. They're not a basketball program. Correct.

LSU basketball is never going to be like, we can get this done. We know what we're doing. No matter how good they are, no matter what their record is, no matter who they recruit, it's just, you can always kind of bank on them, you know, being a football team playing basketball. Right. Kev, I got the audio. You want to bleed in or how do you want to do it?

How's he doing right now? So they're a little bit delayed. The stream looks like they're a little bit delayed, so stream looks like they're a little bit delayed. So it's a tense game. Let's listen in for like two seconds, right? I have so much sweat in my hands, I can literally fill up a river. Oh, my God! Back through!

Oh, my God! Oh, no. Oh! What just happened? Yeah, wait. I want to poke him all in the eye. All right, let's listen. Is it going to happen on delay?

Yep, it's on delay. Please, please, please. First shot. Good. Seven point game. They're about to come back down the court right now. After this free throw. Oh, this is going to be good.

Second shot. No! Yale rebound. Seven point game. 18 seconds to go. Shot! Yale rebound. Seven-point game, 18 seconds to go. Shot clock is off. Yale has a deep left wing three. No! Inbound and foul.

Inbound and foul. Get out. Oh, oh. Is he kicking Tommy out? So I'm watching the stream right now. Dave just kicked Moshe away. He's just like, get out. Actually, Tommy.

Actually, no, it's Tommy. Sorry. It's Tommy. Tommy's being ejected. Tom was ejected. I mean, it's six and a half. Wow. Oh.

No! Damn, another three made. 77-74 with seven seconds left. Oh, my. Goodness me, oh, my. Yale might actually win this game. Oh, my God. I was going to say, forget about Dave's bet.

Let's go fucking Yale win this ballgame. Wow. Who's got Yale? Francis? Francis. Oh, my God. All right. Let's go fucking Yale win this ballgame. Who's got Yale? Francis? Francis. Oh, my God. All right, here we go. It should be coming soon.

They're not going to go fast enough. They're not going to do anything. I just saw Tom. He's supposed to be out of the casino. He's supposed to be out of the casino. Yeah, Tom was kicked out. He goes, I just saw him. He's supposed to be out of the whole casino.

Yo. Poor Tommy. That's it. Baby, save it He's dead silence. Mush looks like a dead man. T, how is this possible? They hit four out of five threes since the 21-22 stat. Oh, my God.

Dude, when you start off day one by hour three, you lose $30,000? That's tough. Oh, my God. Holy shit. I enjoy gambling, but... Not as much as I love watching other people lose their money. That's true. That's Schadenfreude, as it's called.

I actually feel like a dickhead for the way I was just celebrating there, but they've turned the Degenerate boys into such its own viewing thing. Right. That I'm not even thinking about the money. I'm just thinking about there's a winner and a loser now within this world of the degenerate boys. And I can't get enough. It's funny because I hate all the gambling talk, but watching the gambling emotion, the

gambling reaction. Yes, that's that. I fully understand why the why there's gambling content and why why that's the future reactions. Yes. That is good cinema. I fully understand why there's gambling content and why that's the future and all that. Sitting around talking about the lines, talking about your beats, rehashing it days after. Watching it live, seeing the, like, I mean, watching. It's raw emotion.

Dave's great because he's, I mean, he's degenerate with his bets. Mush. Mush is hysterical. He's the funniest star. Up, up, up. No. Oh, no. Bird. Up, up, up, up, up. Mush. Mush is hysterical. Up, up, up. Oh, no. Up, up, up.

No. Come on. Shout out to our girl, Jamie Erdahl. Jamie's great. She's such a lovely, lovely girl. Just an absolutely perfect girl. What a professional. She's perfect.

She's the pro's pro. She is. She's got, she is the perfect girl. When I played bingo with her in Minnesota, I was like, I'll marry right now. You're amazing. All Nesson does is create stars that go on to be much more successful elsewhere. Yeah. That's what Nesson does.

Well, they probably can't pay like regional bucks. You know what I mean? They got enough money to pay these people? Of course they do. Nesson is just super cheap. That's the thing. It's like they have a shit ton of money, but that's how they're so profitable is because they pay everybody shit. I mean, honestly, that's not stupid, though.

It's their blueprint. They make Jamie Erdahls. They make Jamie Dells. If they can always find a pretty talented girl to fill it, whatever. Jamie was so nice. She came to that party we had last summer. The happy hour thing? Yeah, the happy hour. And she's like, hi, I. Jamie was so nice. She came to that party we had last summer. The happy hour thing? Yeah, the happy hour. And she's just like, yeah. And she's like,

hi, I'm Jamie Erdahl. Like, most girls, you know, attractive, successful women, or not most, but a lot of times they're just like standoffish, or girls in general just don't approach other people, and she's walking up very polite. Oh. Shade in the forecast? That was shady.

Well, I'm just saying, there is a form of talent that is exactly like what Collins just described. I would vomit from Oh, you got some bad weather? Shade in the forecast? That was shady. Well, I'm just saying there is... I would vomit... That is exactly like what Collins just described. I would vomit from how high it is or how low it is. Huh? Oh, from how low it is. Interesting.

Yeah. They make barely even survivable wages. What, at Nessun? Oh, yeah. Oh, I know that. I mean, at NBC Sports Boston, that was a known thing. They're paying these girls like criminal amount of money but like i mean i do think that there is kind of a endless supply of at least like sideline reporters but what a great jumping off point though you're gonna be

i i hate to say it but you're surrounded by great sports teams so you're gonna get a lot of good sports to cover good exposure good practice and then if you're good at it, you get, you know, Lori Rudder is like posting shows now and stuff. Did we confirm that's her name? Yeah, that's what it is. Is it L-O-R-I or is it L-A-U-R-I-E? Fuck, I don't know, man. It's tricky.

Casey, do you know? What's her name? Are you friends with her? You know what we're talking about? You guys are such fucking losers. Losers? Why? Before we're talking about? You guys are such fucking losers. Losers? Why? Before we wrap up here, I...

Are you guys still friends, though? It's almost been a full 24 hours since you posted about her. Did I see her on your Instagram? Can you be friends with someone if you don't eat sushi and post pictures of her? There's a riddle for you. Last night. I saw that. Did you post about it?

No. I mean, we posted that we were outside. It's cold as fuck. Here we are outside. Jared, you have no social life and no friends, so you mocking two friends, like just hanging out? Casey, we're all making fun of you. Why are you singling me out?

Because you're an asshole and they're not. I mean, we're all making fun of you. No, I'm just saying. And it's true, but, you know, she probably picked the easiest target, you know? Although, you're not making fun of Jared. Talking to the rocket bait, that's true. I mean, his outfit looks great today. Thank you. Do you know? Although, you're not making fun of Jared. Talking to the Rocket, baby. I mean, his outfit looks great today.

Thank you. Do you find it, are you like a little more intimidated about making fun of him now that he doesn't look like a complete fucking herb? No. Complete herb. Absolutely not. We're wrapping up here.

I just got to say that... The guy left Ellie put a full face of makeup on him. Oh, shit! I said he looked like Jafar from Aladdin. So that, you ever see, what's that show called? There's a show, it's a reality show with a bunch of Persian guys. Yeah, oh, oh, Shots of Sunset. You look like a Persian from reality TV show.

Yeah. I mean, it wasn't like. You had like this Middle Eastern vibe going. They went too far. Like there was a point where. There's a lot of foundation. Like I look pretty good. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Makeup makes your face less ugly. Yeah. Right. Like I was flawless for a second. I looked pretty good. I mean, yeah.

Makeup makes your face less ugly. I was flawless for a second. I'm next. She was like, who's man enough? I was like, fucking me. Make me less ugly, please. Anytime I've, not as much as you guys, but anytime I've gone on television,

they do the little makeup, you're like, I'm going to leave this on all day. Every time I did it, I was like, get rid of these bags, please. Make sure my forehead's not shaky. Girls, I get it. On the college football show, Tommy Smokes and Big Ever, they were right in line. I'd come out right after my makeup, and they're like, it's my turn.

Dan was the only one that refused to get it. Dave was like, oh, I look like shit. I'll go get makeup. Let's go. All right, that's it for us. March Madness rolls along. The chicks are up next. R.I.P. Saloon.

R.I.P. Saloon. Rest in peace. Thanks for letting me join. R.I.P. Jared. Absolutely. R.I.P. Jared. Saloon. The rocket's out of here.

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