KFC Radio - More Fire: Virginity & Valentines (and Best of CCK feat. Dana White)

Episode Date: February 11, 2019

When did KFC, Carrabis, and Kayce lose their virginity? How did the Rocket handle Valentine's Day? Is he a 1st ballot "get bitches" hall of famer? Dana White calls in and he goes in on Darren Rovell. The sex dungeon for rent in Pennsylvania. What is NYC consecutive streak for ongoing sex? Did YP jerk off in the Super Bowl house? Jeff Bezos' dick and more from last week on Clancy and the Rockets.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. More fire here on CCK. No Casey? She'll join us when she's done. I gotta get this going. Alright. What's up, Kevin?

Ellie says to me, have you heard this Jared story? Said, what is it? Which one? Which one? What's the rocket doing now? Because she ran up to you and she gave you a hug and was like, so like, oh, no, Jared. I was like, what's going on here? Yeah. And the tale goes that every Valentine's Day, a young rocket used to ask, he used to say to his mom, I'm sick.

I had to stay home from school. And he would play board games with his mama because he was nervous that he wouldn't get any Valentine's Day love from any girls like actual Valentine's. He used to fake sick every year to play board games with his mom. And I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing. This is a

rocket scheme to get sympathy from chicks, which worked perfectly. Eliana just walked right into that fucking trap. well you think it actually didn't happen i think it's all made up you think it's made up i think it maybe happened once no it happened like every year up until probably like i don't know sixth or seventh grade so in like fourth grade you're worried about valentine's day no i just i i just didn't want to be there there for Valentine's Day. It sounds like you're pretty fucking worried about it. I don't know if I...

I mean, yes, you sound pretty worried about it. I sound pretty worried about you spinning this lie and deceiving the young girls in our office. I mean, it happened. Once. No, not once. It was every year. You sick fuck.

Yeah, it was every year. You big fat pussy. Yeah. Every single year, I would fake sick, but my mom knew that I wasn't actually sick. She knew that I just didn't want to go to school. She didn't love sick. She was just like, my son's a big, fat pussy.

Big, fat bitch, yeah. She should have been like, guess what? You're never going to get a Valentine's unless you put yourself out there, you fucking loser. But I learned that lesson in middle school. Ellen was like, how are you ever going to get your bird wet if you don't ever get out there on Valentine's Day, you big loser? She let me stay home on Valentine's Day. We would play games like Clue. And that was my Valentine's Day.

Ellie looked me in the eyes and she was like, this is the saddest thing I have ever heard about you. It was sad. You pathetic little bitch. Yeah. It was sad. You're sad. I mean, like, what if...

You're sad. Not the situation. You are sad. What if Keegan was like, I don't if... You're sad. Not the situation. You are sad. What if Keegan was like, I don't want to go to school on Valentine's Day. Like, no girls are going to give me any Valentine's Day cards. If you think that's going to be... You'd be like, you're going to get your ass in that car. We're going to school.

If you think that's going to be a problem, you don't know. My boy. What if he said? I would... I seriously would be like, go to school. Yeah. Yes. I'd be like, you're going to be fine.

Don't worry about it. I guess. I just didn't want to be there. It's the pussification of Valentine's Day, bro. It is. But it worked. Like,'re going to be fine. Don't worry about it. I guess. I just didn't want to be there. It's the pussification of Valentine's Day, bro. It is. But guess what? No, it didn't.

It did work. You're a fucking social emotional misfit. Also true. Also true. Maybe if you got out there, you earned yourself some Valentine's Day love. Maybe, guess what? Maybe you have to be nicer to the girls. You have to flirt a little bit. Maybe you have to be cooler.

Maybe you have to be nicer to the girls. Maybe you have to flirt a little bit. Maybe you have to be cooler. Maybe you have to be more personable. Maybe you have to fucking work the other 364 days starting on February 15th. Maybe you have to work towards next February 14th to make sure some people like you. I think it makes it more impressive. What is impressive about this? Being a late bloomer and still being a first ballot in the Get Bitches Hall of Fame. Oh, is that what you are? Yeah first ballot are we unanimous uh are you a unanimous get bitches hall of fame there's definitely gonna be some crusty old white guys they're like he didn't do it the right way he's

just a compiler he uses stories like seven or eight lesbians yeah he's cheated yeah he's cheated you're basically using peds to get pitches yeah no and that's fine because some pd users are in the hall of fame so so like you're the barry bonds like you would have got bitches but you became an immortal like getting bitches by scheming and gaming the system right or it's like oh yeah yeah you are a fucking loser i know that but uh and at least i'm open is complicit in all this she's an enabler is what she is. Yeah, I mean, but it worked for me. Because by the time I got to middle school, I was able to get past my fear of going to school on Valentine's Day and started drowning in pussy.

Now, when you got to Valentine's Day school, were you ready for it? Were you whipping out the fucking Valentine's two froms? No, it was kind of like I almost felt like I was going to school naked. I felt very vulnerable. Because I feel like a lot of people caught on. Fat pussy. A lot of people caught on. They were like...

Jared's been gone for six straight years. Yeah, like, why? I never did see Jared on Valentine's Day. Well, then you got the mysterious thing working for you. Yeah, they're like, why? Next thing you know, the girls are like, I've been looking at the same crop of guys on Valentine's Day for six years. Yeah, where's the rock? Now we got the rock. Yeah, it're like, why, why? Next thing you know, the girls are like, I've been looking at the same crop of guys on Valentine's Day for six years.

Yeah, where's the rock? Now we got the rock. Yeah, it's like, this guy is so emotionally unavailable that he's even convinced his own mother of this. So he's not in school. I remember being in about second grade, I think. And I, you know, you wrote out like little Valentine's Day to everybody, candy for everybody. Yeah. And I remember I wrote like, from, from, from, from, from, like all the boys.

But there was one or two girls in the class. It was a very heavy. And I dropped an L-bomb. Yeah. And I remember I wrote like from, from, from, from, from, like all the boys. But there was one or two girls in the class. It was a very heavy. And I dropped an L-bomb. Yeah. And buddy, was I bullied and shamed? You were bullied? Well, yeah. Like it was like cooties talk. And I was kind of like, dude, fuck you prudes.

Fuck all that. You're goddamn right. I said, I love Allison. When did you. Fuck you. When did you touch your first titty? I was probably late on that. Probably like high school.

What a bitch. Dude, I was in 6th grade. I think I had my first kiss in like 8th grade and then I went into hyper drive. I went from first kiss to anal in like 18 months. It was like, pedal to the metal. I never had first kiss to anal in 18 months. It was like,

pedal to the metal. I never had the whole cooties thing. I was way out in front of the game. I remember being in first grade. I was in first grade and this girl, there was a girl that was super cute in my class. No, not even. It was just like, I was playing the long con. I would go to my mom and be like, hey, I'm friends with this girl

in class. Can she come over? And it's like, yeah, I wanted to come over because I was like, this girl is cute. In first grade, I was doing that. Yet you were afraid

to go to school on Valentine's Day. Yeah, but it worked. Like I said, I was ahead of the game in middle school being like, yeah. I had a girlfriend

that was in seventh grade when I was in sixth grade. Were you one of those people who had their first kiss when they were like five? No, I was in fifth grade. That you one of those people who had their first kiss when they were five? No, I was in fifth grade. That's still pretty early, though. It's like, what, like 10, 11?

I don't know. I think you're 12 in sixth grade. Yeah, first kiss was in fifth grade. First titty was in sixth. Now I was getting BJs by seventh grade. Yeah, buddy! Yeah, no, I was laid off the bench, and then I went from fucking zero to 100 real quick. But I didn't lose my virginity until, what was it?

Because I was a pussy. I was like, I want to. When did you lose it? It was the summer going into my junior year of high school. What a bitch. So. What a bitch. I wanted it to be like all like.

Special. Yeah. I was like, I want to like love the girl that I lose my virginity to. What an F word. I mean, like, but, but that's not how it happened. It just got too late, and I was like, whatever, dude. Yeah, I lost my virginity to the girl that puked on my dick. Wow, that sounds like a death's tale as old as time.

Lovely girl. That is romantic. When did you lose your virginity? 15. Yeah, so we were like the same age, you fucking loser. No, I was like early sophomore year. Whatever, dude. You were late junior.

We were months apart. We were like 24 months apart. You lost yours early in your sophomore year. At the end of junior year. No, the summer going into my junior year. Oh, okay. That's fine. We were in the same age season. okay. That's fine. Yeah. That's fine.

We were in the same age season. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. And you, that was an older girl? No, no, no. She was my neighbor. Yeah, see, I was. No, the first titty was an older girl.

First kiss, the same grade. I was straight up like preyed upon. Ah. I was, it was like a high school cougar. Okay. She just went to town. Yeah. I don't hate that.

I learned some things, bro. I learned some things real quick. I also was like, I thought this is just how it's going to go. Okay. She just went to town. Yeah. I don't hate that. I learned some things, bro. I learned some things real quick. I also was like, I thought this is just how it's going to go. Yeah. And I quickly realized afterwards that not everybody does the things that we were doing. Right. It's like, oh, this is... I peaked. I was like, shit, it came in too hot.

Same thing. Girl was in 7,006th and we were doing things that I just never thought that I would ever do. Right, let alone fucking right out of the gates. And here's a story about me being a pussy since that's the theme. I told on myself. Who? My mom. You said, mom,

I had sex? No, no, no. No, I was not in high school. It's like you are the biggest pussy in the world. No, this was like in middle school. And I had so much guilt in my heart from touching a titty. I was like, that's,

that's gonna get back to her eventually. She finds out everything. Like guilt kicking in? Yeah. So you, but it's one thing to be like, oh mom,

I kissed a girl. You were like, I touched a titty? Yeah. Like I felt the girl up? Yep. Wow, that's so awkward.

I ratted myself out. What did she say? Like, get the fuck out of here and go play video games? I don't even remember. God, this is not how you treat a woman. Gotta treat a girl with respect.

I mean, she knew that someone was going to be puking. By the way, was your mom listening when you said puke on my dick? Jesus Christ. Probably. I think about these things way, like I think about that way too often. Your mom listening to the radio shows, she listens to everything. Puke on the dick is really out there though.

That was bad. You couldn't even handle that little case. You can't handle a whole lot, but your mother is like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. I think, you know,

she's, she gets it. She, she knows it was your first kiss. No government names, but like, what was the, what was the situation?

We were on the side of a road. Yeah. Girlfriend, girlfriend. Uh, so this girl, uh, no government names but like what was the what was the situation we were on like the side of a road yeah girlfriend girlfriend so this girl the fifth grade talent show she did what was the

what was the Britney Spears fucking toxic slave for you no before that hit me big one more time oops I did it again oops I did it again

that was the one with the the red jumpsuit alright so she did oops I did it again I was a the one with the red jumpsuit. All right. So she did, oops, I did it again. I was a spaceman. Oh. Yeah. So I came out.

Was that the kiss? No, no, no, no, no. But I think it was like that day. It was like after the talent show. We were like feeling it. That's how I got laid. I was in the school play and it was like the love interest was the girl. Yeah.

It was like, well, we should do this in real life. Let's fuck. Yeah. Came out in a motorcycle helmet covered in tinfoil. Oh, it's over. Yeah. I was a spaceman and then after that I was just like,

we gotta make out. I don't know if I told this on CCK or KC Radio recently, but the first girl I kissed was at a party. I lived in Pennsylvania for a while

and then I moved to New York and I went back to a party in Pennsylvania. Yeah. So it was one of those like, I was making out with this girl at a party in a different state.

Yeah. And people were like, no you weren't, dude. I was like, with this girl at a party in a different state. People were like, no, you weren't a dude. I was like, I swear. She was a Jewish chick. My first kiss was a J. I feel like in New York that's not. It was Pennsylvania.

Oh, right, right, right. So it made no sense. Big time J. Here comes Casey. Come on in. Yeah, things popped off. And I was like, we need to just press record right away. Did you know that Jared used to stay home from school every single Valentine's Day

and play board games with Ellen because he was afraid he wasn't going to get Valentine's at school from regular girls? That's a real story? Yeah. Allegedly. I think that he says this to get sympathy from girls because it worked. He played Ellie like a fucking fiddle. She was like hugging him and worried about him.

What? She was like, what are you going to do next week for Valentine's Day? So I'm sure he just does this all the time. So he could be like, I don't know, you want to go play board games with me? And the next thing you know, you're getting the rocket blast off inside you. Right. How many years in a row did you do this? Many. From like in elementary

school. What are you even worried about, dude? Like, why are you even worried about fucking Valentine's? Yeah. This is a real story. It's a real story. Why are you still telling it at 30 years old? Because it worked. Because the girls were like, what are you doing? Ellie's like the nicest person on the planet.

She cried. Who else is it working on? There's zero chance. She literally started crying. That's Ellie. I mean, that's unbelievable. You know how she has her cry count? We should have our cry count for how much we make her cry.

I'm going to see who can make her cry the most. have our cry count for how much we make her cry i'm gonna see who can make her cry the most yeah i who else felt sorry for you uh i mean i only told ellie well he also had like a he has like this vibe of mystery now yeah like when he did finally show for valentine's day girls were like oh shit the rock is here on v-day don't get me wrong like it's very sad that young jared felt that way like I would have felt very bad for you then. I see girls literally show their tits to you now. Like, I don't feel sorry for you anymore. I'm not asking for you to feel sorry. No sympathy. Definitely not going to.

It worked. Valentine's Day in elementary school was kind of brutal, though. Yeah. Well, you can't do anything anymore, I'm sure. Right? Like, I'm sure it's not allowed to do anything. Like, pass out Valentine's? Yeah.

Like, I wrote love on Valentineines to a girl, Allison, and it was, like, a big to-do. Do you remember the things that you could get, like, the boxes? Yes. And then you always got, like, one for your teacher, but then you got, like, one special one, and you had to decide who you were gonna give it to? What if people gave that to you, and you just don't know? How did Valentine's Day as a girl work?

What do you mean? Like, in elementary school? Yeah. I feel like just everybody got a Valentine. Yeah. But then if like a boy liked it. But was there any? Yeah. Listen, I'm not trying to like play the sad fiddle card like Jared, but like people did not want me to be their Valentine for many years.

That sucks. Many, many years. See, that's what I was trying to avoid. For many, many years. For many years. I was like the friend, like on the fringe popular, like all my girlfriends were like popular and they liked me. That's a tough spot to be when you're a girl. But I was like. Always the the friend like on the fringe popular like all my girlfriends were like popular and they liked me but i was like bridesmaid never the bride yeah like i like way late development the whole thing so i was like cool when was your first kiss i was seventh grade

so it was young but it was like i had the boyfriend secured you know it was like he was secured um but in valent i feel like i always had a Valentine but it was always like a forced Valentine right we also had like sock hops do you know the dance you're basically just

describing the nightmare that I avoided were you like alive in the 50s no but for some reason we got like poodle skirts made every year oh my god

Texas is another fucking country it's another world it's a different world I was actually talking to my therapist and I was like saying and I was like oh yeah I'm from Texas whatever and I was telling her and she was like well you're just from a small. I was actually talking to my therapist and I was like saying, and I was like, oh yeah,

I'm from Texas, whatever, and I was telling her and she was like, well, you're just from a small town. I was like, well, I'm from Dallas. She's like, you're from a small town. And I was like, what the fuck? It's not how this works. But Valentine's, I feel like guys had it worse on Valentine's Day than girls. Well, the burden was always on the guys.

But when you're that young, it's really on the parents. Yeah, But when you're that young, it's really on the parents. Yeah, it's weird. Like your parents go out and buy it for you. So maybe some little girls or little boys, you can't shame that, parents bought you a Valentine. You just don't even know. I'm sure maybe they did. I'm sure every year there was just a fucking bunch of Jared Valentines that he'd throw in the garbage

because he's at home playing board games with Ellen like a big fat pussy. Well, that's kind of on his mom, though, for letting him do it. Yeah, she's an enabler. She's complicit in this. She's complicit in this plot. If I didn't want to do it, then she didn't make me do it. So she's complicit. That's not parenting.

Ellen, what are you doing? You created a monster. She did create a monster. Created a monster. Co-creator of the rocket. The fact that Ellie cried. She cried. That's sad.

It is sad. It's sad that she is sad. No, it's sad. It's sad that she cares that much about you. I mean, Ellie is a beautiful person. She's beautiful. Ellie is amazing.

Yeah. But she should not be crying over the fact that like 20 years ago, you may or may not have gotten a Valentine. Yeah, but what are the effects of that

later in life? Well, we're looking at him. You're doing just fine. I don't know. I see he's a fucking disaster in a lot of ways. Emotionally, I'm... You're emotionally stunted. I think that's everybody, though.

I'm apathetic towards the world. That's pretty much everyone who's an adult. But it's not like you aren't getting Valentine's Day. When did you lose your virginity? The summer after high school. Oh, wow. You were in college? Basically, like going to college?

What a fucking loser. What was that about? Different for girls. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. I had sex with a girl much earlier. Yeah, but I mean. Wow.

I would not have guessed that. Why is that, Kevin? Well, thought you were fucking earlier. I don't know. Yeah, no. It was like the summer before I went to college. And once I got to college, it was just like, well, just like well whatever game on the games are open yeah was it like was it like everything else but though yeah yeah that's like whatever i don't i don't maybe it was just because

nobody wanted to have sex with me i don't know probably yeah that's that seems i mean maybe plausible i have no idea i mean i doubt it i I don't know. You're blowing a bunch of people. They probably wanted to bang you too. A bunch of people. Let's just calm down with that, Kevin. When were you guys, when did you lose your virginities? I was early sophomore year. He was late sophomore year. With the girls

the same age as you? Puked dick. He got puked dick. I was getting preyed upon as an older girl. So that's the thing is, like, I feel like. Yeah, but she started when I started. She was a hooker. Yeah. So she started early.

Yeah, I don't know. I was definitely one of the last of my friends. There's no doubt about that. Didn't see that coming. Learn something every day here on CCK. I feel like that's just, you're insinuating something that I'm just not a fan of. I'm getting slut shamed again. Let's get into the rest of the best of

a couple hours of Clancy and the Rockets for you here week 11? 11. Why not? Sure. Is this from this week or from the Super Bowl? I don't even know. Where are we at this point in this world? No, it's this week. It's this week. We opened up with hating on McGillicuddy and the Patriots. Do you have Kevin screaming at me

on Monday? Probably. I would imagine. Zah told his Wee Man story. Uh-huh. We confronted YP about jerking off in the house. Yep. Oh, this is a good week. Dana White.

Dana White. Lots of just New York is disgusting in general. We debated with the shriek of sex. Yeah, consecutive sex. Millions of years. This is a fucking. And we wrapped up talking about Jeff Bezos' dick. Banger episode. Wow. Enjoy it. We're back, baby. Come back for years. And we wrapped up talking about Jeff Bezos' dick. Banger episode. Enjoy it. We're back, baby.

Come back for more. Oh, sex dungeons. And sex dungeons. Shout out Ellen. Not for the sex dungeons, but because she... What a weird transition that was. Let me stay home on Valentine's Day. Thank you, Ellen, for that. Stay hot. Kisses back. Kisses back. I created a monster. I'm back.

Your boy KFC back in the saddle here for our number two. Shout out to my co-host for holding it down. Hi, Kevin. I hope that there wasn't too much fighting. There was a little bit. There was a little bit of disagreement. 26-42, Kevin. 26-42. It was bad, Zod.

What did we fight about? Almost a half hour in. It was, goddammit, I wish I knew the exact argument. I wrote it down. 26-42 was the time. I mean, that's almost an entire segment, so shout out to you guys. We definitely were, because I remember looking at you multiple times like, God damn, you're stupid.

I said, you guys, I walked in and Bob Fox said, those two just to the first hour alone? He said, that's like having inmates together without a cop present. It's true. I said, you guys like those Japanese fighting fish you can't put in the same bowl? It didn't get too heated, though. I mean, there were just definitely moments where I was just like, you just don't know what you're talking about.

Like, I think we did a... This is probably gonna escalate right now we did a yes you did no you didn't like where you were like yes you didn't i was like no you didn't and we did one of those that was probably when that happened i don't remember i really don't but jared got to like get out all of his thoughts because you know he's been gone the last couple days it's tough when you're used to a regular a radio a daily radio show and then you miss a few days right wait. Wait, I didn't get to say this. This, this, this. I got to get these takes off. A championship coming off a week with just barstool people in the same house.

Get off your chest. I have some thoughts. A lot to talk about. He asked me if there was anybody that I got sick of in the house. Everybody. See, I didn't get sick of anybody. I said that for sure that you and F have this this merry relationship where yeah you're immune to getting sick of each other because you're just constantly sick of each other yeah

and we're so open about it like we were at we went to an event just me and him one night and it was cool it was like a little like happy hour like a mexican spot so it's just like chips and dip and tacos and beers it was very low-key and uh but there was like there's a lot of personalities there a lot of people we were kind of mingling. And everything. It was like, did you know that Tom Brady is 36-1? And I was like, I can't be around you anymore. And it's just out there and it's open. And we just kind of laugh about it and then we keep going about our business.

Yeah, we also talked about the fact that nobody got any semen out. I mean, if you listen to the latest KFC radio, he was running on an hour of sleep. He took off his shoes in the studio. It stunk so bad. He hadn't showered, and it stunk. And he was like, I'm sorry. I can't. I'm not going to apologize, though.

I'm full of cum. I haven't cum since Sunday. This was on Monday when you guys recorded? He had a tough day. It was a full week. It's a lot. And like you couldn't even, not even the shower really because the showers were so communal in that house. Yeah, you can't do that.

It was like, you know, someone could be, the girls were using the sink and your room's connected by the same hallway. You open the door and you hear me fucking pounding off the shower. That's not good. Oh my God, that would have been. Yeah. Almost everybody minus Dave had like a roommate or, you know, fights had to scamper across to his little closet. Yeah.

That had to have been the longest that I've gone since that Disney trip. Yeah. I got my dick puked on. Had to have been the longest I have been. I mean, that was the longest, I think, for me. What's the matter, Casey? You don't like a little dick puke? I think that was the longest for me for me what's the matter casey you don't like a little dick puke i think that was the longest for me since i just started prior to i don't know i i had a about like a 12

year drought from 0 to 12 and then i had yeah seven days i had about 21 years straight yeah of jerking off yeah and then up until that week. You know what was really nice about the shows at the Ivy? We couldn't talk about this kind of stuff. I thought about it, though. I mean, I personally don't care. I wanted to let it fly. I wanted to, at the Ivy, have a segment like, who do you think has jerked off in the house?

Someone had to. I'll tell you what, the crowd would have been delighted. I don't care what you think. They probably would have grabbed the mic and been like, Fulbert! Yeah, absolutely. But then there was the one day where you asked one of the hypotheticals

and, like, you asked, like, one of the women in the crowd and her husband was like, she's not answering that. That guy was so lame. She's not answering that. We're good. I was like, ah, maybe this is...

I don't remember that. It was like one of the, you know, like, would you hook up with a serial killer? Something that was so far-fetched that you really... Oh, yeah. You really weren't even giving anything truly personal

because it was such a silly conversation. And I was like, because I saw her kind of like she wanted to say something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, what about you? And he was like, no. He literally was like moving his hands. Like, no. She's not answering it. And Kevin was like, alright. You should have kicked that guy out. For real. Like, it's not the 1950s, dude.

Yeah. You don't get to like tell her when to speak and not to speak. Right. He probably ordered her a water, too. Like, I'll take a Bud Light, she gets a water. Right. Either that or like he knows that she wants to fuck a serial killer and he doesn't have it in him to be one. Or he is one. Or he is one. He's like, don't incriminate me.

She's good. I was thinking about all like the common trends of the stuff that we talked about last week. Serial killers came up every single day. A lot. They're very hot in the streets. True crime is putting asses in the seats from netflix to hbo to like like those shows like 48 hours and like the one 2020 and the ones that have been doing it forever must be like right all you johnny come lately we've been covering murder for 30 fucking years right i saw uh answering the internet and i watched one of the questions because i saw them recorded live a and I watched one of the questions.

I saw them recorded live a bunch of times. One of the questions that I never saw asked, but I did see in the video, was do you think that there are more murderers or porn stars? That's a big one. That's a highly debated one. Murderers, 100%. What? 100%. There's no way.

You need to think about a couple things. So the question is, are there more porn stars or murderers in the world? First of all, everybody's got their own definition of porn star. I'm not talking about every single person who's ever been uploaded to Pornhub. I'm saying that you either have to be like an old school Jenna Jameson who's signed to a fucking label. You have to have a name that is not your own. You have to have an account. You have to get paid. You have to make a name that is not your own. You have to have like an account. You have to get paid.

You have to make money. Your income has to be. That changes. And in that case, I mean, I was looking up some of the stats. There was like

40,000 murders in Mexico last year. Wait, in the world or the United States? Oh, oh,

oh. It's easy. It's first. I mean, you go to the Middle East, you go to war-torn countries, you go to fucking Texas. And then, then, that's only the people that have been caught easy. It's first. I mean, you go to the Middle East, you go to war-torn countries, you go to fucking... And then,

that's only the people that have been caught and reported. You know how many murders are walking around the streets free? I think it would be a more interesting question... A lot of people kill a lot of people. ...if it was like,

are there more porn stars or people who have killed someone on multiple occasions, like separate occasions? Like a serial killer. Yeah. Multiple offenses. Yeah, like if you killed someone more than once on separate occasions. It doesn't have to be a serial killer yeah no no multiple offenses yeah like if

you killed someone more than once on separate occasions doesn't have to be a serial killer right but i think that's kind of i think if you just kill like two i think it's three i think that makes sense three so and then i think if you open up porn star i mean porn is the biggest thing on the internet yeah it takes up like 98 of the internet so if you were just to open up to all of that i think then yes you might have to open up to all of that, I think then yes, you might have an argument. You know, it's usually two people.

Everyone, everyone, porn is technically a guy and a girl usually. So you got to double up. You can make the argument, but I think when you start to look at some of the stats of murders, it's like, wow,

we kill people a lot. You know, like, uh, like porn and jerking off is, is it's a part of your routine. You take a week off that first time after the week off, it's just like stretching out your feet after being in a grate for a fucking week. Jared, I'll tell you this right now.

It didn't even feel good. It almost hurt. It almost hurt. I had an after effect. I had a feeling afterwards. I've just been like, I guess I got to jerk off because I haven't jerked off today. And then you take that week off and it's like. I couldn't do math.

I couldn't spell. I couldn't do my job by the end of the week. I was like, get me off of this radio show. I can't talk anymore because I haven't come in a week. Oh my God. I blasted off and I was like, this wasn't even enjoyable. If you were standing in front of that. Getting poison out of my body.

If you were standing in front of that first load after a week off, it would have given you whiplash, the impact. It would have hit you right in the chest. It would have snapped your neck back. Fractured ribs. Imagine just like taking a week off. Imagine we did it. We just did it.

In your prime, though. Oh, yeah, no. No shot. If I was like a late teenager, fuck no no i mean it would have been like bob fox like i think i would just come yeah i honestly made it like 18 days i think i would have made it like four i was like i haven't entered i'm in the red zone of like i'm just gonna come you're walking through security at tsa blast off yeah sir did you just come in your pants like yes i did yes i did do you have any liquids in your pants nope Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Do you have any liquids in your pants? Nope, just my cum.

I got liquid in my dick. Thoughts, Casey? It's not the same for chicks, right? You guys don't get like, your brains don't like shut off, right? No, probably not as bad. But I can't listen to you guys talk about cumming anymore while I'm eating. Stop eating.

Stop eating, because guess what? We got another 50 minutes to go. Yeah, no, I'm all good on the cum talk. Do you think that there are... Casey all high and mighty up on her cloud of judgment over here. No, no, I'm not judging. Can't talk about cum anymore. No, no, no.

Well, guess what? You're on the wrong radio show. No, no, no. You guys can talk about it. I'm just not going to weigh in on the two of you. Whatever, Casey. Do you think someone came in the house? Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.

Definitely. What's the power rankings? Obviously Dave because he had his own room. If you have your own room, you have no excuse not to. Whatever. Exclude Dave then. If you have your own room, obviously you did. Oh, YP came. YP can't go. No doubt.

YP probably jerked off every day. And he'll say something. He'll defend it, he'll be like, dude, of course! Can we ask him? Can we get him in here? I guarantee it. I'll bet anything on it. Yeah, that's I mean, he's gotta be the number one pick. Yep. I mean, he can't not. He can't.

He's the horniest dude in the world. He's obsessed with porn. YP is the horniest dude in the world. YP is one of those dudes that like, he'll watch like a 30 minute porn come in the first 250 minutes and watch the rest of it just for the entertainment value. Just to look at the... Especially, he's a video guy.

He's probably like, wow, look at that transition. Yeah, he's watching the angles. That fade out and in was great. Smooth camera angle right there. Yeah, I would have edited it differently. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind that guy came. There he comes. Sit down, sir.

Sit down. You're not in trouble. We just talked about how it was difficult to be in the house all week long. Jared and I and Feidelberg we didn't come all week. And he asked me, do you think there's some people in the

house that did? I said, absolutely. There's no way the entire company went over. And he said, who do you think came? I said, alright, let me think about the roster for a second. It took me about two seconds. I said, oh, he definitely came. You definitely did. Just admit it. No, no,

no, I didn't. I don't want to. Where did you go? It's okay. You're allowed to. It's like a dog that pissed on the rug. Oh, I didn't. Yes, you did. It's not like illegal, dude. Neither of you nutted the whole week. No, not once. My first one afterwards, I hurt. Didn't even feel good.

I mean, that's just false. I know that's false. That's just not true. I swear to God, no nuts for me. In that house, with the way the beds were connected, the way the bathrooms were connected, I'm not going to be the guy who gets caught jerking off at the Barstool Sports House. That shit doesn't leave you. That's why you didn't get caught.

I think you did. That's why you didn't get caught. You had, like, the fact. I didn't, dude. I'm sorry. I know where he did it, too. I know where he did it. You had to have done it in the bathroom downstairs because no one

used that bathroom. There's no lock on the bathroom downstairs, bro. Come on, Krobs. That's fucking day one shit. You would have been someone to wedge the door shut. Put that fat ass up against the back of it. Definitely did not downstairs. That was straight up sexual harassment, by the way.

No, there's no lock on the door. I swear to God. I didn't have a shower, so no one used it. If you had to piss, you'd just go upstairs. There's plenty of bathrooms upstairs. I don't think I would have gone downstairs in the FEMA unit, too. There's so many people down there. I actually believe them on that one. That's a cold hard fact. There's no lock on the door, dude. You can't get busy anywhere where there's no lock on the door.

That was weird. There was no locks on like any of the bathrooms. The one bathroom door locked, but then there was a second door to the bathroom that didn't. Well, this is ridiculous. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, no, there's not enough locks on the doors, and I didn't have my own shower, so I'm sorry to report.

I don't believe that. No, it's true. I didn't. I'm sorry to report. No fucking shot. It'd be shit! I didn't. I'm sorry to report that. No fucking shot! It'd be better radio if I did. This guy is on the record right now. He's perjuring himself. What are you doing? I bet it's like a technicality. I bet he

didn't jerk off at the house, but he probably jerked off in the bathroom at the Buckhead or something like that. No, dude. What kind of fucking sicko is that guy? He jerked off at Rough and Rowdy, bro. Feinberg said he didn't jack off the whole week. I know he didn't because we were doing KC Radio and he was such a mess. And I was making fun of him. He stunk.

He couldn't talk. He looked like a bag of shit. And I was like, look at you, dude. You're a mess. And he's like, because I haven't come since Sunday. I can't wait to finish this podcast and go home and come. And it was so genuine. I was like, oh, wow, this guy really hasn't come.

Damn. You think, I mean, Dan didn't. He doesn't. I don't know. Is Dan even wacky? I don't know. Who knows? But, I mean, Dan didn't? I don't know. Is Dan even wacky? I don't know. Who knows? But, I mean, you know, he stayed, like, I got home.

I basically did Sunday to Friday night, really. If I stayed through, it'll fucking Monday. Your face just says it all. Oh, yeah. I mean, I know this is radio, but let me just convey to the audience here. Sorry, brother. This is called radio. They can't see my face.

That face is the most incriminating thing I've ever seen. Just admit it. I just got a text from Asa Akira right now. That's a crazy coincidence. That's like her ears are ringing. That's a crazy coincidence. She's like, did you jerk off? No, that's not what she said.

The question was, what's the longest you've ever gone without coming? No, it's a producer accused of, I don't know, some sort of weird stuff. All right, he's trying to divert from the task at hand here. Yes or no, Ben Friedman, did you come in that house? No. Did you come while we were in Atlanta? No. We need to go live.

We need to periscope. No, I didn't, bro. I'm sorry. Just admit it. I didn't. Why are you ashamed? I didn't, bro. I wish I admit it. I didn't. Why are you ashamed? I didn't, bro. I wish I did, but I didn't.

He's such a liar because if he didn't, he would be talking the same way we all were. Like, oh my God, how hard was that? Yeah, that's what it was, dude. It was so hard the whole week. I was just, I didn't want to say it because I didn't want to be weird. The dick was hard when you were jerking off. No. Sorry.

Do you know anyone who did? Besides you? A lot of people probably did, but I don't know. I can't have liars on my program. I wonder if Frank – Get out of here. His face is just – Get out of here.

You're a liar. Get out of here. Did Zah? Zah wanted to film your lying, incriminating face. Yeah. Take a hike. I can't think of anyone else who would have. Who was downstairs?

It's just you. You know who – The funniest guy in the world. You know who I actually put my money on? One time my friend named Caleb Presley told me that the first thing he does anywhere is he starts whacking it. Like, even when they did that Glennie Balls thing in the house. Remember that? They, like, rented a house in the Hamptons.

He was like, bro, I nutted within the first 30 seconds. I'll tell you what this is. This is just like I'm just grabbing people on the way down with me. I bet you Caleb nutted in the house. It's not about Caleb. I don't think he did. It's about you. I'm just grabbing people on the way down with. Yeah, I bet you Caleb not in the house. I'm not about Caleb. I have not. Yeah, I don't think he did. It's about you.

I'm sorry, bro. I wish I could say it. Get out of here. Get out of here. He's like a little kid that got caught. Like he like looks down when he denies it. Yeah, I have a question. All the tells in the world.

All right, I have a question. Oh, we're going to do the OJ hypothetical if I did it. Yeah. Nope, not saying that because I didn't. But do you think that's some sort of sexual deviant shit if somebody did? Nah, I don't think it's that bad. I don't think it's that bad. The problem with me, I would have done it if I couldn't get caught.

So if, hypothetically speaking, someone were to, I would probably just say, you're a wild boy for risking it. But I wouldn't say you're a sexual deviant for needing to masturbate in a group house. But that's if it happened! Here's the thing. If there was a lock on my bathroom, I for sure would have. There's no lock on my bathroom.

It's just about the fact that you, hypothetically, YB, were willing to risk like Kate or Casey or someone walking in. We had someone walk in the shower last time we had someone walking in a bathroom what if jared was jerking off and there was news about drew pomeranz and i just came running in be like jared you gotta see this and he just people forget i was the one who filmed i mean nobody forgets you're always filming no but people get mad at dave but

i was the one holding like that was i was just as red-handed but yeah yeah red-handed you listen man um but yeah hypothetically i wouldn't judge you i would just say damn you're risky you're a risky one i don't know man i don't i don't think that uh i don't know man i don't i don't i think that's a crazy move i wish it's crazy that he just won't own up to it like he's not like a private guy is it so caught as a i mean he's caught. I'm not a private guy at all. He's talked about all these things before. But I just feel like there's a certain element when you're in a house with co-workers that people are going to try to paint you as some sort of freakazoid. And I hope whoever's out there, if you did, I hope you come out.

I'm on the record saying if there were a lock on the bathroom door, I 1,000% would have. It's like going to the bathroom. It's like a bodily function at this point. Let's be adults. You got to brush your teeth. You got to shampoo, shave. Brush your teeth, yeah, shave. I don't know what to say because I think this is a trap.

And I think this is a trick. You have said it all. No, I didn't. I wish, listen, I hope everyone feels comfortable with themselves. I hope nobody's feeling the shame, but I don't know. I just think that there's too much, especially when you're in that. I don't know. There's too many high level people that I think it's going to be painted as a freakazoid thing.

Yeah. So hypothetically, you wouldn't want to be that guy. No, I don't. Especially from you, Kevin. You're the most open. Like we always have a good conversation. I feel attacked right now. Again, I'm only talking about the riskiness of it all,

not the deviance of it. I don't think it's a deviant move at all. I think it's only natural. There's no shame in it. It's just we want to know if someone did it in the house, how did you do it? That's what we want to know. Hypothetically, again, walk us through what maybe someone would have done.

All right, so I didn't, but you want to know, like, catch me if you can style if I did just really would have done all right so i didn't but you want to know like catch me if you can style yeah like how if i did how i would have done but we're in miami if we're in a very communal house again like what would maybe be the advice there how i would have done it right yeah okay oj shit i can get down with this i'm just an expert i'm just a guy who's like i come in i'm like the bank robbery guy in the prison thing. I'm like, all right, you got to patch up this duct because people are going to be able to get out. Yep. I think, to be honest, if I just scan the scene, I think the upstairs bathroom that you guys all were in, I feel like there was locks on those doors. There was locks on one.

There was only locks on one door. There was two doors in. There was locks on two doors because the door that goes to PFT in Liam's room had a lock on it. I think you had to lock the outer door. Right, right. See, that was the difference. So the way this house was set up, you walk through a door. There was two different hallways that led to a sink and then two more doors that led to a toilet and a shower.

That weren't locked. Those didn't have locks, but the outer did. And you made sure you fortified or hypothetically you would have made sure that you fortified the shower. That weren't locks. Those didn't have locks, but the outer did, and you made sure you fortified, or hypothetically, you would have made sure that you fortified the fences. Yeah, I mean, to me, if there's a lock, it doesn't matter how far away from the sources.

Again, hypothetically, you would have had room to operate. You could have been running up and down the hallways when you did this. I would say, hypothetically, you would have, make sure, alright, outside walls locked in boom what no one's getting if you're getting through them the alarm system's already going to be going like we got an intruder right then you got two more shut doors they're not locked but they're shut and then you know but at that point it's like you're blatantly trying to yeah intrude on somebody's price at that point someone has like

broken into a locked door and then you hear another door opening and you know they're coming and i think and i think also hypothetically if you were in that situation especially with a few days off a few days you know like in between games as they say as the rock knows your arm would be extra springy you know what i mean i think uh you'd be able to do a quick you're saying get out of the gate even quicker right and i feel like that bodes well for... But I don't know, man. I'm just saying, I feel like it was possible. This is one of two things right now.

This is either why Pete did it, and he doesn't want to cop to it, or he's aware that someone else did it. And he's not trying to incriminate him. And he's not trying to narc. I am so firmly in Camp A. It's not even debatable. I am so firmly in camp A. It's not even debatable. I think it could be both, honestly.

Yeah, maybe it's an A, B, or C. The option C is A and B. Yeah. I will say this. If I had firm evidence of someone else, I would have thrown him under the bus already. I don't think that means they didn't. He just tried to do it with Caleb. That is true. No, I mean, that also could be true.

That also could be true. That really was a distraction. But that's one thing that brought me closer to caleb he's like bro i'll not in any place i've been i was like because you're known to not in any place that you go i was like caleb i fuck with you i don't want to shame anybody that's more what it was about i think that was more like yo we're come brothers like we come everywhere we go and that's why i think caleb could be a suspect but he's also only there for one night and then went to a hotel where it's, you know, obviously bombs away.

I mean, Frankie is also one of my friends like that. Oh, wow. This is just Frankie. We're just discussing. That's who slept next to me. So I was like, oh, thinking of people. I think he's too on the clock with Dave's stuff. I don't think he would have.

Could you imagine that backlash? I'm trying to do a pizza review and Frankie's busy jerking off in the shower. He would never live like that. That's why I wouldn't because there's too many things to do it's a business trip you know what i mean it's one of i mean it's one of the great awkward situations that adults find themselves in pretty much past past you know high school or whatever you're not you're not under your parents roof you know not until you get a a wife are you really worried about your habits you can kind of do it

freely but you go on a work trip you you you stay under the same roof for you know a sustained week with with with co-workers and you find yourself in the most awkward position an adult male or female but mostly male could put themselves in i would say also not even just adults i think it's like only barstool really who else is living in a house with a bunch of people? That's kind of like a pretty specific situation. Well, there's a reason why I don't think it's a work respect thing at all. Like if there were locks in the doors, we all would have come. It's just dangerous.

Okay. So question last year in the Subaru house in Minnesota, there was locks on those doors. Did you come? I mean, yeah, the answer is yes. I can't. I'm trying to picture the house. They had that big pool downstairs. Smitty's room didn't have locks on it.

Go ahead and say that. I stayed in. Upstairs, I thought. Oh, yeah, I have my room. I came in that kid's room. Okay. So you have nutted in a Barstool super bowl house before with a door lock okay so there's no shame in that none again it was the riskiness of it all yeah you would you

would like go on record like you know in the barstool house like no one just it no shame in that game it's part of you it's part of bodily fluids at this point bodily functions it's like how many other people did last year when we had locks on the doors, do you think? Everybody. If you had a lock on your door and you weren't sharing. John, definitely. I think some people were sharing, but if you're sharing,

it's a different story. Oh, man. If you're alone, I mean, you know, there's only certain things that an adult can be held responsible for and being alone in a room. Kevin Clancy, you know,

I've always kept it 100 with you all the time. Nobody keeps it realer. Always keeps it a buck. I might have kept it 200 most of the time. Right. I just feel like with this situation, your latest definitely, I appreciate what you're saying. I just think that it's I don't know, man. It's such a weird

scenario. I feel like it's just you're just asking to be put in a weird light. Well, again, here's the thing. I'm not like painting a fictional scenario. It's the one that we just lived. So it's a yes or no answer. Yeah. It's not a hypothetical. What if we were traveling with Barstool

for like whatever. Whatever reason you want to give. And you were all in a hotel and everyone had their own rooms. You're all sleeping under the same roof. It's not weird to jerk. You're all sleeping under the same roof. It's not weird to jerk off there. Why is it weird to jerk off in a house when you all have separate rooms? It's a hallway.

It's a bedroom. It's a locked door. It's, yeah, you're all under the same roof. What's the difference? I don't know. That's why I feel weird is whenever I don't know, it's like the boundaries. It's like hotel rooms, just green light, baby.

Hotel rooms, the greenest light ever. Like the biggest, greenest, permanent green light. Maybe more green than your own house. Right. What do you think? Absolutely. 100%. You go into a hotel, you do one thing and one thing only.

Come. Yeah. Everywhere. The greenest light. All the time. Until I'm exhausted. When I check out of a hotel, it looks like a guy that's been crawling across a desert for six weeks.

Shriveled up and like, I don't know. Barren, arid, dry. All right, YP. All right. I'll say this. You didn't come in the house. Okay. I'm going to stick in with that lie.

No, no. I mean, you've said you did it the year before. I'm not talking about last year. I'm talking about this year. I might have to take you to Barstool Supreme Court. You might be a... No need for that. I'll say this.

You might have to be a defendant on the Barstool Supreme Court. No, listen. I've always kept a 10,000% with you. You've said you've done it before in the house behind a locked door. No shame in that game. Correct? Correct. And that's like on like hand up.

You're not going to go back and switch on me. I'm on. I already said it on the right hand up. All right. So you're not going to like flip and be like, oh, we tricked you. Nope. I'll say this. Nate had a great blog last week about influencers.

Did you see that? I did. What does it mean to be an influencer? It was a blog about Samantha Hoops. Oh. Boy, he went out there and he just put out the target. No. I was reading.

I was reading BarstoolSports.com, my favorite website of all time. Read it every day, all day. And I saw that picture. I was like, oh, damn. I was like. You know why YP is one of the goats? Same hoops bringing the heat right now. He's one of the greatest because the year 2019,

a picture of like a fully clothed Smith. No, no, no. That's just the first. That was just like I saw the thumbnail and I was like. I'm like, oh, shit. It's been a few days. Oh, fuck, man. I'm like, damn, this shit's super hot.

Now, did you get out? Like, did you make, you ran to one door? Ran to the other one. You kind of jiggled the handle a little bit, made sure you were safe. I mean, there was a full security check. No doubt. Were you, like, worried about the cracks under the door? Did you think about how loud you could be?

I don't know. I don't know what I'm supposed to, I don't know what I should say right now. What you should say is the truth. I'm not going to say time of day. Hey, YP, the truth shall set you free, my brother. I don't know, man. I'm trying to think of all angles. I just feel like I'm going to get in trouble or something if I say something stupid or like about hypothetically someone else that did something.

It would be better if Jared just nutted. Then it would be like better. I wanted to. There's just nowhere for me to go. Why Pete found a place? He found a place. I mean, I told you. You found love in a hopeless place.

No, I said there's a bathroom upstairs with locks on each side. And I felt like over the course of, you know, a long time, it's tough to go six days, seven days. A lot of high stress. Yeah, a lot of stress. Mike from North Carolina, what do you got on the topic? Hey, what's going on, guys? How are you?

I think it's absolutely ridiculous how this conversation is taking a turn. Is it appropriate or not to jerk off in a group setting? I mean, I think everyone's lying. Who hasn't in this situation jerked off in a group setting. I mean, I think everyone's lying. Who hasn't in this situation jerked off in a group setting? I agree. I think it's more just because it's co-workers. We're all friends.

Well, here's the thing. It's not just co-workers. It's Barstool where you will be a storyline for a year straight. And it was the circumstances of the house. There wasn't... There was not... If you got caught, you'd be a storyline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if you admitted it

on radio records. The circumstances of the house argument is bullshit. That's, like, I saw the layout on Twitter.

It was, like, mattresses on floors. All you gotta do is you make a little nest of toilet paper, you put it around the head of your dick, and you tease yourself

all the way to orgasm when everyone else is asleep. It takes like 10 seconds. Mike, you are I'm out. Out of here.

Holy shit. I would Listen, what we just did, we just had the creepiest conversation ever for about 25 minutes and that guy Mike

just came in and made us look like all-star choir boys. What? You tease yourself to orgasm with a paper towel wrapped around your dick

while everyone sleeps next to you? No. If anything, you just go in the shower, you weirdo. Yeah. Fuck out of here. That's weird. We got to take a break. Our guy Dana White is coming up, I think, soon.

Oh, shit. So we'll switch gears. But I appreciate you coming on and doing a little hypothetical fan fiction with us. Hypothetical, bro. Everyone should feel open and be healthy. If they ever find themselves. Go ahead. We'll be back after the break. Oh, no. Oh, bro. Everyone should feel open. And be healthy. If they ever find themselves, go ahead. We'll be back after the break. All right, we're back.

Dana White is running a little late, but we will be talking to him, I hope, before we get out of here at 3 o'clock. Chicks and the Office are up next after us. Thank you to YP for some wonderful fan fiction. That was a hell of a segment. Yeah, it was just a nice little hypothetical situation. I did not see that coming. No, not at all.

That was like an alley-oop out of nowhere. That was like that picture of LeBron's running by, and you lobbed the alley-oop and you just ran by, and I just took it and threw it down while YP squirmed like a little bitch boy Phil would come. This is, I mean, radio is radio, but there's a reason why we have cameras in here. Oh, you got to, I mean, he literally stopped moving.

YP's body language during that segment is why we have cameras in here. If there was a lawyer present, he would have been like, stop. If there was a judge, he would have been like, guilty. Yes. There was no doubt about it when you saw the visual. But I think that his concern about being outed as a freak it's like dude too late talking about jerking off everyone here jerks off and i you said you did it in the last super bowl house i said i would have done it if there was a lock on my bathroom door what do

you need there's no shame in saying that you found a bathroom with some locks done yeah like i wish my bathroom i would have jerked off every day every day brushing your teeth yeah yp's you know he was just a little nervous it's fine it's okay yeah it's better to just open the gates and fucking be who you are let that freak flag fly and be yourself yeah like if you were talking about like i mean oh because we had a hot tub it's like yeah hey hey uh yp did you stick your dick in the fucking hot tub? Like, that's different. That's like you're a sexual deviant if you're doing that. Jerking off in a bathroom, it's like, all right, cool. By yourself?

You're like, hey, YP, did you fucking comb your hair this morning? Yeah, you have to just – I am so paranoid about Barstool that I think of every possible scenario. So, like, could I be ambushed with some content? Could there be news that someone needs to come in? Could somebody accidentally stumble in and hear me or see me and then they almost feel obligated to make it into content? Yeah. These are all things that I have to go. You have to run through your head. YP. Maybe not. Maybe he has different. Super paranoid, though. It's like, what if there's cameras in this bathroom? You don't

know. Oh, I've thought about I am convinced it's my most narcissistic trait i'm convinced that i'm on the truman show yeah everywhere i go i'm convinced that somebody's watching me yeah so when i like i mean there are times where i'll wrap up a session and you close the laptop and i'm like i can't believe like what if the world just saw what i watched you know i literally do i you cover your your webcam right did yeah on my laptop that's r.i.p i mean i uh it's reasonable it's a reasonable fear it is it really is because uh i think we did a segment about this on the yak last year and then i got like a message from some dude that was like hey dude like i work in like cyber security like you're smart for doing that like it's very easy to hack someone's camera so easy and i i think oh did i tell you?

Recently I was signing up for some shit and they said check your spam. The confirmation email might have gone to your spam. I haven't looked at my spam folder like ever. So I open up my spam and I see a threat email from someone being like it was weird. It was like broken English.

It was very poorly written. But it was like we were just recording you while you were like watching that and doing that. Like send money or we're going to put the video out. And I mean, obviously, it's a scam. Yeah. I'm coming out of the clouds now. I've not spoken for like the last 30 minutes because I was not weighing in on that. But let me see.

That's terrifying. I mean, it's clearly a scam, but I could see. Yeah, but that would scare anybody if they got that email. Wasn't that, what's it fucking called? What's that British show? Black Mirror. Yeah, that was a Black Mirror episode. Yes, where they filmed him fucking the pig.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was really dark. No, it was a different one. It was a different one where they recorded people jerking off, and then they were threatening to post the videos unless they robbed a bank. The blackmail industry, it's one of the OG ways to make some money. I can't find it because there's just so much spam.

But I was thinking to myself, I'm not dumb. I'm not getting duped but I could see a scenario where if you are a little like a paranoid person or maybe you have some enemies in this world or you're into some weird shit where you still email you'd be like better safe than sorry

I'll Venmo you a thousand bucks or something like that yeah but I mean here's the thing I don't know if I would actually care if a video of me jerking off was on the internet. I think I would be more like, oh, I don't want that screenshot of my cum face than my dick. Yeah, you can see my dick. I don't give a fuck about that. Yeah, no, it's more about everything else.

The way you're sitting or standing and the, like, gut that you have. You know, the male, like, thigh area is a disaster. Not great. I mean, mine look like two fucking tree trunks of cream cheese. You know, it's just a disaster. Oh, my God. Like, that hasn't seen the light of day in, I don't know. I'm not going tanning in, like, a Speedo, bro.

No. That is a horrible way to describe your thighs. My thighs are cream cheese, baby. Yeah. Yeah. No, I would say that's probably what I would be most concerned about. It's not really the dick. It's my facial expressions.

It's like, ah. Because I don't know what's going on with my face during that. No. No one does. The O-face is one of the most embarrassing things you can do. You've never recorded yourself having sex? I said jerking off. Oh. I feel like that's a different experience.

But also, you said that in such a manner that you think that is like. He said nobody knows what their face looks like when they have an orgasm? Well, have somebody like zoomed in on your face? No. Okay, YP. Never mind. I'm sad that I jumped into this conversation. I'm back out.

I'm tapping out. Even if you filmed yourself, you're not going to get, like, you know, the same thing as, like, a webcam, which is staring right at your face. Right. In HD. The worst thing that ever happened to the game was, like, 4K. Yeah, not great. You could see every blemish and everything on your favorite actress.

Imagine how it looks on you. Right. You know? I mean, I look like shit all the time in standard definition. I didn't need HD. I do not need it to be crystal fucking clear, okay? No, I sure didn't. Oh, so I'm just holding this.

I thought you had a thought. I don't have a thought. I wish I could find my scam email, but I'm sure somebody out there has been. The breaking news here is that Casey indirectly copped having sex to him. Definitely. Yeah. That was more obvious than YP. Yeah. I mean, it's not

if. You've never done that. It's how many. I mean, she probably has the library. Who filmed it? How many times? How long was it? Cinematic. Who edited it? Where is it uploaded? Where can we find it? What's your like, you know, who edited it? Yeah. Where is it uploaded? Where can we find it? What's your account name?

I bet you there is an illustrious library of Casey Smith porn. An archive, dare I say. That is just not fair. Almost like you ever see like in Indiana Jones when they go to that warehouse where they store all the evidence. Yeah. And there's just rows and aisles and fucking shelves. It's like that. Yeah. Some of them are on Laserdisc, those the evidence. Yeah. And there's just rows and aisles and fucking shelves. It's like that.

Yeah. Some of them are on Laserdisc, those giant CDs. Right. It's more difficult for guys because it's like the girl has to be into it. And not every girl would be into something like that.

But if you're Casey, it's like, all right, we can have sex, but we have to record it. But only if. Every guy's going to be like, you get out the tripod. I made one comment and now we've gone to where... It was be like, get out the tripod. I made one comment.

And now we've gone to where it was a comment. It was a comment. It was a comment. It was something. Yeah. What? How many how many tapes are out there? We're not doing this.

All right. Well, so it's more than one. Because it was if it was we're just not doing this. Like, we're just not going to. If it was only one or less, she should have just said, like, it's only one. Not a big deal. Or I don't have any. So if you say we're not doing this, it's multiple.

We've at least gotten to that part of the information, which is good. All right. Now, the reason this is all a thing is because you got to be cohesive with your teammates. You have to. Not going on right now with the Los Angeles Lakers. Oh, my God. That's how you fucking transition. I did not know where you were going with that. Boom. That was good. That's how

you get out of a fucking jerk off black hole and bring it back to current events. LeBron James sitting a mile away. He was sitting as far away from the fucking shower as the locked doors were in our house in fucking Atlanta from his teammates

on the bench. Like a whole three seats there. It was, I mean, it was a joke. My guy, Joey Langone put up on the KFC radio, he put like a picture, like cropped, he was like open up for a surprise and it opened up like panorama. It was all the way at the end. What's his face was laying on his back.

Nobody came to help him up. He did his own like the end. What's-his-face was laying on his back. Nobody came to help him up. He did his own, like, dap. What's going on over there? They hate him, right? I mean, LeBron James came in, said he was down with the idea of... Sorry. Okay, so Dana can talk really quickly in a couple minutes. So we'll start with LeBron here and we'll finish it up afterwards.

He sounded like initially he was down with the idea of coming to a young team and grooming them, which I actually thought would kind of be cool because the thing about LeBron is it's really going to be hard for him to win another title given the competition. And so a kind of an indirect way for him to put another feather in his cap would have been if he took a young group of like sloppy talent and made him like a playoff contender and it would have been like he didn't win one but remember he's won with guys like Kyrie and obviously Wade and Bosh but also he went over here with like Lonzo Ball and Brandon Ingram and Kuzma and guys who are like and he brought them to like the three seat or something I thought that would have been an interesting way it's like I'm not gonna beat the Warriors but I can also do this you know it's almost like I remember Phil Jackson was known

for winning the championships with the best talent, and Larry Brown was known for taking, like, shitty young teams and making them a playoff contender. So he could have shown that side of him. It took however many games for him to be like, fuck that, I want to be a contender. Trade everybody for Anthony Davis. And I think, honestly, the only thing he can do

is go like full heel. He's gone too far. Like that performance last night was too much. And then he did the all-time scoring leaders thing. Did you see that? Lose by 42 and put up a post being like I'm an all-time scoring leader is not a good move. Literally like an entire

Instagram thing about still can't believe I'm listed with any of the greatest of greats to ever play this beautiful game. Strive for greatness. All I can say is thank you, basketball. After losing by like 40. 42. His biggest. 42.

42 points. His biggest blowout ever. The worst loss of his career. To the Pacers, you know. Not a bad team, but it wasn't like he was the warrior or something like that. 42 points. Worst loss of his career. Afterwards, puts up an Instagram sucking his own dick.

And a lot of people, I saw somebody tweeted like like, don't ever compare him to Jordan again after this, which is a bit reactionary. But then someone else, quote, tweeted it, and that went viral, saying, you guys act like Jordan has never lost a basketball game. You're not comparing LeBron to MJ. You're comparing LeBron to a made-up version of MJ. That's all well and good. Everybody knew that MJ was, was like a psychopathic competitor.

Yeah. Who I genuinely, it's hard, you know, it's hard. What would MJ would have done? What would he have done with Instagram? I don't know. We don't know. But I really don't think he would have been touting himself at all after a 42-point blowout.

No. I think he really, truly would have been chewing out his teammates or having a closed-door meeting. I don't think he'd be touting have been chewing out his teammates or having a closed door meeting. I don't think he'd be touting himself about personal accolades. So I think the comparison in this case is fair. And there's just a terrible game like every other night in the NBA. LeBron, just wait till the next game. Right.

When to talk about. Right. Or at least make mention of it or say, you know, hey, this is cool, but we lost. So it doesn't matter. I mean, he's at this point. He's, you know, he's going to score about that. doesn't matter i i mean he's he at this point he's you know he's gonna score about that like he's 292 points behind michael jordan like that's plenty of time to wait right do it then do it then do it then you don't need to do it now uh i i i think that he like as a basketball player but he's in he's in quite the predicament

here quite the pickle quite the conundrumrum. Quite the quagmire. Because he has said, trade all these guys. But now it's not going to happen. So you have a young crew of guys who already don't know their way. I mean, my man's at the free throw line last night and they're screaming, LeBron's going to trade you or whatever the chant was.

That's hard for anybody to overcome, let alone a young guy who doesn't know what he's doing yet, who was supposed to be groomed and helped by lebron who i actually think like it's fair for lebron or the magic uh the lakers to be like all right we're gonna go trade for anthony davis but when that falls through you are now left with like four malcontent kids and rondo and like right what the fuck are you going to do now? And everybody hates you. You almost have to make a move.

Like LeBron. And again, we don't have social media with Michael Jordan, so we don't know, but it's so easy to look at LeBron as they like, as a basketball player and be like, God damn, he's so good.

He's fun to watch. And then you see him, the social media and the person, and you're just like, why does everyone hate you so much? Yeah. Well, I feel like I,

I mean, I see why, but it's just like, why, like why, why is there such a divide? Right. Like, why, I feel like I... I mean, I see why, but it's just like why is there such a divide? Right. Why do you allow this to almost happen? Whether some of it's unfair or not, when

you're the chosen one, it's it. You're going to have a lot of haters. But he does some things that really kind of like lean into it a little bit. We'll pause here for LeBron for a minute. We do have Dana White on the line now. My man Dana, how we doing, bro? We appreciate you calling in.

I know you're a busy guy. No, I'm good. Thanks for having me. No doubt. This all came about because a few weeks ago, you found yourself yet again in the headlines and whatnot, in a good way, if you ask me. And Darren Rovell weighed in on the situation.

So I know this is a few weeks old, but Darren Rovell kind of has a history with barstools, sometimes good, sometimes bad. We all bust balls with him. So I did want to get your perspective on everything. So to just get people up to speed, when the female heavyweight bout, or whichever weight class it was,

who was it, Cyborg lost. And Darren Revell said like, that's right. That was, that's it. That's the worst thing that could have happened for the UFC. And you weighed in and you pulled no punches. So I just wanted to get your, your thoughts on Darren Revell in general and what you think of the state of the, the female belts.

First of all, what does that dork know about fighting? Seriously, let's start there, okay? That guy's a dork. Does that guy look like he knows anything about fighting? But he loves to weigh in on what's going on with the UFC like he knows something. But he does know about brands. He does know about value. He does know about trends and what people are watching

and what people are interested in so i do think he has a little bit of knowledge there okay okay so how about this first of all he's always um negative on the ufc i don't know if you saw yesterday that bob heiger came out and just said that espn plus just hit 2 million subscribers thanks to this deal with the UFC. And, you know, this guy's always negative. He has no clue what he's talking about. You think he knows? First of all, she just beat Cyborg, she beat Ronda Rousey, and she's beat every other great fighter there is in women's fighting.

So how is that the worst thing ever? She's the GOAT? She's the goat. She's the greatest of all time when it comes to female fighters, right? And she's one of the best ever. And now her next fight's probably going to be with Holly Holm. And if she beats Holly Holm, if you keep beating all these great fighters, you become a huge star. Darren Revell has no idea what he's talking about. He likes to open his nerdy yap about fighting when he knows nothing about fighting. Guy's never been in a fight in his life. Well, he was in a Twitter fight for sure when this all went down. I thought he kind of shot himself.

Yeah, there's a lot of Twitter fighters out there. That's for sure. I mean, I can't be hypocritical. I am for sure a keyboard warrior. I am not getting in the octagon, so I can't knock that. But I thought he kind of shot himself in the foot and painted himself into a corner when I think he was basically kind of coming at you for your promotional abilities when he laid it out perfectly that every time there is a new girl,

the UFC makes them into a star. Dana White will hype you up, and I'm sure sometimes they're better than others, but the promotional machine gets behind whoever it is. So everybody thought this is never going to last once Ronda Rousey lost. The next one lost, the next one lost. Well, there's a reason why we're still talking about it, four or five girls down the line, no? Yeah, well, I've been hearing this since the beginning of the UFC.

You know, what are you guys going to do when Chuck Liddell's gone? What are you going to do when Anderson Silva's gone? What are you going to do when Matt Hughes is gone? George St. Pierre? And the list goes on and on. I mean, I've been hearing that for 18 years. And do you think there's any truth to the idea of, like, if every time you as a promoter or the company in general is crowning like like you just said, you just said this girl is the greatest of all time.

Now, I have heard that four times in a row. So do you think that there's ever a point where there is some attrition where it's like, all right, maybe we don't have to crown or anoint every single person who wins every single time? Or is it just about selling that next fight? No, it's about listen, it it's about what have you done? Who have you beat? It's like the Tom Brady thing, right? First of all, everybody's going to hate Tom Brady if you're not in New England. If you're not in New England, you're not connected to New England sometime,

some way or shape or form. If Tom Brady went to L.A. tomorrow, L.A. would love Tom Brady. Right. But the reality is you get to a point where you can't stop denying somebody. You can't stop doubting whether they're great or whether they're the best when they just keep slamming championships down your throat. I know how that goes, man. I used to hate on Tom Brady for a decade straight.

Now I just zip my fucking lip. Dana, I've got a goes, man. I used to hate on Tom Brady for a decade straight. Now I just zip my fucking lip. Dana, I've got a question for you. I saw that the Nevada State Commissioner is trying to ban trash talk in the UFC. That can't be a real-life thing, right? Insanity. I don't even know. They're trying to punish fighters. Yeah.

Yeah, like what? You're just not allowed to talk mean about another person? What the fuck even constitutes that? So you can get in a cage and you can punch him in the face, knock him unconscious, elbow him, kick him, slam him to the ground, try to choke him, but you can't say mean things to him. Wow. Nevada's gone soft. Is it because of the— The whole country's gone soft.

This whole country is— The whole fucking world, man. The whole world. Like, what good would Conor McGregor be if he can't talk shit every once in a while, right? Let me tell you what. Smack talk has been going on since the beginning of time in every sport and every...

Especially fighting. In fighting, it's been going on forever. And it's just... It's crazy. I'm just hoping that it was, you know, heat of the moment stuff, and they were just, I don't know. It doesn't make sense. I don't even think it's legal. I think it's completely unconstitutional, to be honest with you.

So you levied your suspensions for Conor and Habib, was it six months and nine months each? Yeah, and if Habib does his community service that he's supposed to do, it'll get knocked down to six months too. What kind of community service do you think they'll line up for that guy? They want him to do PSAs about bullying. Okay. All right. That should be interesting.

That'll be good content. Is that your decision? No. No, I don't make any we're so that so all the commissions state by state you know oversee what we do and you know has nothing to do with me all right well i appreciate you coming on and just giving a little clarity on the dork darren revell and thanks for chatting up with us it's always a good time with dana we'll let you run because you're the busiest guy in all sports we appreciate it man thanks dana have a great day you guys on the dork Darren Revell. And thanks for chatting up with us. It's always a good time with Dana. We'll let you run because you're the busiest guy in all sports. We appreciate it, man.

Thanks, Dana. Have a great day, you guys. See you, brother. We got a couple minutes here to wrap up to go back to the LeBron thing. First of all, can you imagine

if they try to punish people? I didn't know that until you just said that. That is the funny... That's like an Onion article. That's like an Onion headline. It's real. What does that mean?

They are trying to punish fighters for trash talking in the UFC. Like fines? Yeah. And it was because of the... I would love to see... I don't want them to institute that. Yeah, right.

I would love them to do that. Who's they? It's the commission. The Nevada State Athletic Commissioner. That's why I asked him if he makes that decision. Because I know when we did Ruff and Rowdy in Kentucky, the minute there was bloodshed, the match is over. So it's different

wherever you fight, there are different rules. So the fact that he might have in Nevada, where every big fight is, I would love them to just do whatever they would do for this to enforce this to Conor McGregor during the months leading up to a fight and just have a little counter of his fines and just see what the number would be.

I mean, so the quote is the guy from the fucking commission was like, I think it's gotten to the point where with certain unarmed combatants where it's totally unacceptable. There's not any other athletes that I'm aware of that have spoken in various press conferences the way Mr. McGregor has. I definitely think unequivocally that's something we need to take a more active role in and take a more active role in their language. If you were like, we need to prevent what happened at that fight.

And we think part of it was that there was true animosity growing during the shit talking. OK, you want to be like, let's not be as racist. Let's not be as. But you can't drop like a homophobic slur. Absolutely. It's the most ridiculous thing ever. Conor McGregor has said horribly racist things. I take it as a grain of salt because he's a fucking bar-brawling Irishman,

and he's doing it to sell pay-per-views. There's no way around it. It's trashy. It's trash talk. But you can't stop it. Like you said, you're gladiator shit. We'll profit off of you beating your face in, but we don't want anybody saying anything bad where the bullying

groups can come at us. Sorry, I just totally derailed the LeBron talk. No, it's fine. That, to me, is... We've been doing pussification of America for a long time now. For the Nevada Fight Commission board, whatever the fuck it's called, for them to be on this side is like, wow, we've lost everybody.

You can't even go to the city of sin anymore and fucking talk shit. I just think that it should be a mutual understanding. Don't say anything racist and don't say anything homophobic, but everything else is in play. But honestly, when you, you know, when both guys are, and they're also going to beat the hell out of each other, I don't know.

I would say let this shit run and have security. I would love that fine counter. That would be pretty funny. Just like McGregor. Like just like the national debt just constantly going up every time you open his mouth. I would love the fine counter. That would be pretty funny. Just like McGregor. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Just like the national debt just constantly going up every time he opens his mouth. As for LeBron, my advice to LeBron, I would go full GM. I would start tampering.

I'd be making phone calls. I'd be sitting on the end of the bench during the game with my cell phone out. I'd be showing Darren Revell my text to the fucking Pelicans. I would go above Magic Johnson's head. I would be like, you can have all of the draft picks. Get me Anthony Davis because the only way out of this, you can't backtrack now. He's too high profile.

He's made too much of a stink. He's done this kind of everywhere he's gone where he kind of manipulates the situation. Now it's not working because they're balking on this deal because the Pelicans are wisely asking for the fucking moon. And honestly, I don't even know if that's that good of a package. I'd rather have one really good guy and one really good pick than five of those guys. But LeBron, go full heel. You might as well.

Go the opposite of Zero Dark 30-23 and just become the villain that you were meant to be. Drink that wine on the bench. The chosen one. Drink your wine. the bench. Since you were the chosen one. Drink your wine, fake read your books, tamper, build a super team, and say, fuck the world. Why not? We're out of here. You stay hot. Jeff Bezos has got a great dick.

Really? That's got to be the logical conclusion here. What a saga. This saga. This saga is unbelievable. This is unreal. Yo, I mean. Unreal.

He might. I was just debating this again on this rundown. So there's a Friday rundown today on Barstool Gold. If you're down with gold, it's an old school nostalgic Skype rundown. Dave's in Boston. Big Cat was upstairs. I was downstairs uh i think yes jeff bezos is worth at least 70 million dollars right now post divorce probably already back up to like 100 billion

and counting it doesn't matter what his dick looks like really doesn't matter doesn't but does not matter but it does at the same time it does, it does. It does, Casey. I'm not saying that if... Oh, yes. Public, yes. Yes. Publicly, yes. Yes, yes, yes. But he doesn't...

No matter who you are... How did his dick pics get out there? Oh. The National Enquirer has been, like, digging in. This is a great story. They've been, like... Because he leaked the... I know that his sex leaked.

Like, what? No, no, no. This is a new saga. The National Enquirer has been, like, stalking him across the country for, like, months and This is a new saga. The National Enquirer has been stalking him across the country for months and months and months on end. I thought it was across the world. Yeah, right. They were following him across the world. Everywhere Jeff Bezos has gone, the National Enquirer has been following.

I think the undertone here is that he keeps talking about politics, and Trump was certainly happy to see his all shit go public. I think Trump is just targeting Jeff Bezos and, like, sticking the National Enquirer on him. So they've been, they're the ones who, like, outed that he was cheating, and now they're the ones that are saying. They have the sex. They have the sex. They have the dick pics.

And then there's this power struggle of, like, they want, they were blackmailing Jeff Bezos to come out and say that they were not politically motivated. That's what they wanted out of him. Take that back that you think that this is all a political play. They were blackmailing him with his own nudes. And he said, go fuck yourself.

I'll release them. Again, he's bulletproof. He's unfuckwithable. There are still going to be his mistress, now girlfriend, still going to be down with him. If she's gone, on to the next. Another beautiful girl will slide right in. It ain't about your dick at that point. Right.

But to be so comfortable with just being like, go ahead. Yeah. You got to have at least a pretty good dick. Like a pretty, and I'm not saying he's got like a fucking porn star hammer, but Jeff Bezos is like, meh, my dick's good enough. I don't know if that's true, though, because. I think on some level. If you have $70 billion, it doesn't matter what your dick looks like.

I agree, but it does. If I had a two-inch dick and $70 billion, I'd be like, who gives a fuck? That's not entirely true. Not from like a sexual perspective, but like walk-in-the-room perspective. I think the opposite. I think sexually, I think there will be plenty of girls who are like, well, this isn't ideal, but whatever. He's great, and the perks of money, and we'll deal with that,

and there's other ways to get off and all that shit. I think the opposite of what you're saying. I think if Jeff Bezos walks in this room right now, yeah, he can put stacks of cash in front of me, and it is literally pennies to him. And he is the ultimate baller in this whole world and all of that shit. But I can still, we could all look him in the eye and be like, how's that little micro piece?

And we could all laugh in his face. Like there are some things that are, for the stupidest of reasons, that are just a great equalizer in this world. And if Jeff Bezos has a weird, tiny, creepy dick, that's one of them. Yeah, you say you wouldn't care, but I feel like, I mean, I'm not a dude, so I don't know, but I feel like it doesn't

matter who you are. Dudes care if people think they have a small dick. It doesn't matter who you are. Or it's just like, when you're a billionaire, you're probably into some shit like i don't think this is just like here's a picture of my dick when i got out of the shower i think there's probably all sorts of weird things didn't they like talk about how they had the pictures of the mistress and lingerie and stuff yeah and that was the other thing those who cares well i mean that's you know

she i wish somebody would leak my pictures in lingerie i could at least you have an excuse now i mean that's that's some ride or die shit too though she's probably like well i don't want that to happen but yeah whatever he was probably like hey babe listen and and then i guess it works like everybody is like you're the hero now you're you know everyone's sympathizing with him yeah and the national inquirer it's like revenge porn right i mean why would i would not his own he didn't leak it but I think he was basically saying I'll fucking do it you know yeah he

said that he would do like that he wasn't gonna like feed into their bullshit like he would rather do it than have them do it he's like whatever like I don't do it on my own terms yeah I mean it's fucked it's definitely fucked it's a national choir I think it is like super illegal now I think yeah like I think even I don't. I think it is super illegal now. But can you sue them?

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know that. You can't sue paparazzi, can you? I don't know. I mean, I know that revenge porn is now a law on the books in certain states, but that's after it's done. I feel like there should be a way to be like, this person has threatened me with it. They have the materials.

Go stop them. How did they get the pictures? Like, when the fappening happened, I mean, I'm sure they're hacking and all sorts of shit. Okay, so yeah, you could definitely sue for that. Because when the fappening happened, that was like, I mean, that was, they shut that down quick. What a time. Anybody who linked to it was getting in trouble. Like, there's certain things on the internet that it's 99.9% the Wild West, but that whoever, like, the board of the Internet is, like, I don't know how that happened.

Whether it's, like, the U.S. government or, like, the FBI or something, but they all agreed, like, oh, fuck, we can't have this happening. Yeah. Because that's everybody who's got those same skeletons. That's where they draw the line. We've got to drop the hammer here. Yeah. Because if it can happen to you, it can happen to me, it can happen to him, it can happen to her. We've got to, like, wait a minute. That's where they draw the line. We've got to drop the hammer here. Because if it can happen to you, it can happen to me, it can happen to him, it can happen to her.

We've got to, like, stop the madness. And I don't know how it was that quickly regulated, but as quick as those links were up, they were right back down. We were told, like, don't talk about it, don't link to it, like, you'll be associated with it. So there's a lot of stuff in place to stop, to either hopefully deter, or when it goes up, like, hopefully pull it down quick. But there's nothing to literally stop you from doing it.

No. So, like, if a person just wants to watch the world burn, I could be like, yo, you're gonna go to, like, jail. Or you're gonna be, like, prosecuted for this. But if they're okay with that, or, like, you just make a burner account, you post it from that, and it's like, what the fuck? We knew it. They threatened me.

I knew they had it why can't we stop it the fappening was a time quite the day what when was that how long ago has that been a minute yeah it's been a few years that was uh time to be alive that was that was something and like the fact that you could hack into iClouds i I mean, surely people can still do that, right? I mean, it can't be that hard. Like, if you're a hacker. I would imagine it's not. I would imagine for an average person.

So how has that not happened again? How has the fappening part two not happened again? I think that that, I think, did spooky ghosts, like, go to jail? I feel like they really, like, dropped the fucking hammer. Spooky ghosts. Which was a totally made up barstool thing they just called him spooky ghost that was like not a thing at all really there was no nobody else on the internet called him spooky ghost except for dave bourneau i don't

know how he came up with that i thought for sure that was like no i think if you google like spooky ghost it's like it's just it has nothing to do with the fapping um i think it might be like people afraid because otherwise i feel like it would be happening more often now what's crazy is for jeff bezos to not have some sort of like technology in place or some sort of like if i'm jeff bezos before i like send a dick pic because i'm like horny or whatever it like, I'll fly you here in a fucking, I'll teleport you here with my Amazon gear. You know what I mean? It's like, you have the world at your fingertips.

You don't even need to be sending that. No, because it, like, keeps it real, though. It keeps it real. It, like, humanizes you. Inherently, like. Yeah. Everybody wants a good, like, dick pic every once in a while. Kevin?

It's true. You know? It's true. It's like, as much as it's, like, I feel like people are often, especially famous people, like, It's true. You know? It's true. It's like as much as it's like, I feel like people are often, especially with famous people, like how could you be so stupid? It's like,

it's just life. They're just like us. We're just life. They're just like us. I'm horny in this hotel room right now and you're away and like, I just want to have a little bit of fun.

Yeah. And the fact that you can't do that without it being like the end of the fucking world. Yeah. Because I mean, the problem is like, anytime you send anything, if you're not, I mean,

even if you're sending it to your wife, it's like things can go south. Like every relationship has the, every relationship, the vast majority of the relationships you're ever in are going to end badly. Theoretically. Or at least end. Hopefully. Yeah. You know, you have like a handful of serious relationships and then you have one that lasts

forever. But that means you're going through several where it's like this eventually is going to crash and burn and we're going to end up actually hating each other. Right now it seems like we're head over heels in love, but we're going to end up hating each other. And the nudes are going to go with that. And then like everybody has, that's why it needs to be like mutually assured destruction. You know?

What do you mean? Like, I need to have you, you need to have me. We both have our finger on the trigger. But it's like, again, if someone wants to watch the world burn, if someone's just like, okay, I don't care, post mine. It's like, oh, shit. Yeah. Well, I didn't want that.

How about we just, nobody posts it, you know what I mean? Or like, what if it's like celebrities and they can like sell them? Yeah, that's the thing too it's like what if the choir comes around and it's like we have we have we can like make money off of this yeah you don't even have to be like an a-list celebrity if like you're like hey i've got these nudes of this specific person you pay me for them like people are gonna start paying it's it's like jeff bezos like fucked man imagine how many people would would pay for that to extort him probably, right? Yeah. But like dick pics are the utmost plausible deniability. If your face isn't in it, like dicks all look the same. Yeah.

That is just not true. They don't all look the same, but it's like you can't like pinpoint a dick to a face. It's not like it has his fucking name right now. Yeah, there's no like ID number on it. Yeah. There's no serial number on it. But nowadays it ain't just like a dick pic, you know? No, you got to get weird with it. You're doing videos. like a dick pic. You gotta get weird with it.

You're doing videos, you're showing angles, you got balls in the mix, who else knows what's in the mix? You got toys in the mix, you got fucking other people in the mix. All that shit. The Justin Verlander, Kate Upton nudes. Justin Verlander in his jeans was worse than anything.

It doesn't even have to be your dick. Oh man, the news game is just such a rough, it's a rough time these days. It's fucked. Especially, I never told you this story. Oh, God. And here we go. Speaking of watching the world burn, here we go. Oh, man.

Oh, my God. I don't like the look on your face at all. So this is like, I don't know. It had to have been like. Jared is turning very red. Two or three years ago. Oh, my God. And so this was like, yeah, this was like two or three years ago.

And when I go to my parents' house, my phone, the Bluetooth automatically connects. Oh, I know that game. To the iPhone player in the shower in the bathroom. Oh, God. Oh, no. So I was downstairs in my room, and I got a Snapchat video of some girl was, like, deep throating a butt plug, and the sound of that was playing in the bathroom upstairs while my family was up there.

And to this day, we've never talked about it. I don't know. I mean, we're having the conversation now because I think both my parents listen. I'm sorry, Ellen. Can you imagine? The thing is, Ellen might not know. She might not know. You need the visual to put that to the audience.

Was it a girl you were dating? No, it was just some random fucking girl. She might not even have realized what it was. No, you should be able to guess the sound of a clogged drain. I don't fucking know. It was aggressive. I mean, it sounds like... Who was sending you that, by the way?

Deep throating and gagging on a butt plug. Was it a girl that you were hooking up with? I've never even met her. Good for you, Rocket. There's no way that they knew what that sound was. No shot. You have to have the visual. You can't just pick that out with no context. Imagine just folding towels

and putting them away in the bathroom and you just hear like wah, wah, wah. But that's the thing. That's so much better than just regular ass moaning. If you just heard moaning, you would know what it is. If you're hearing the wah, wah, wah, you could be like, is that the washing machine

fucking up and around? What is that? Like traditional sex with moaning, you can understand what that is without seeing it. Real sex, not.

That kind of stuff, no. That's like, you need like fake porn noises to really convey it. Real sex noises don't, real sex noises sound like a fucking fight.

You know what I mean? That's true. People are fucking screaming and yelling Choking I figure something out We're like this Bluetooth doesn't automatically connect I had my Bluetooth connected once With like a speaker playing music

And I had a conversation upstairs It was totally benign It was all like fine But then I came downstairs And everybody who was at my house like, what happened to the music? We heard some talking upstairs and I was just like Whoa. And I have never done Bluetooth speakers since then.

Never. The interconnectivity of the world, it's everybody's downfall. It certainly was mine. When you have the cloud connected to the pad, connected to the phone, connected to the laptop, you turn off one, you don't turn off the other. You don't realize it is bad news, dude. It's bad news.

But if you're Jeff Bezos, you don't care. That's the thing that sucks is like for a regular person, it's like this is like it will ruin you. It will ruin your life or it's like crippling embarrassment. When we were in Atlanta, we were going to like, I don't know, like Whole Foods or whatever it was. Then I plugged my phone into. I don't do that anymore Foods or whatever it was and I plugged my phone into I don't do that anymore either

hey play the music man nope yeah yeah you plug your phone into it put the GPS in nope it puts your fucking phone

yep right up on like the dashboard you get the whole home screen yeah it's like everyone that's in your text message how many dudes have gotten fucked over by plugging in their phone to play some music

then they open up their text messages and it's just like everyone that's in there. Yeah. Wait, where did you say you plugged it in? An Uber? When we were in Atlanta. No, I know. Like in the house?

No, one of the cars that we rented. Oh, see, we were taking an Uber home. I guess it was from the Patriots party, and I plugged it in, and I didn't think anything of it, and all of a sudden I started playing Instagrams and it was going through the car speaker and I was like, this gave me no warning. It didn't pop up on the thing. This guy's speaker was just playing whatever was on my phone and I was like, see, that's sneaky

because normally you can see your home screen pop up or something, it was just nothing. It was just going through my fucking charger. Technology is the worst. I mean, technology giveth. It's awesome when you receive a dude. It's fun when you send one back. And technology taketh.

It sucks when the National Enquirer has all of them. Unless you're Jeff Bezos. See, I think if I was Jeff Bezos, if I was a dude, I would care if people thought that I had a small dick, probably. But if I was Jeff Bezos. Not like fully. It's not like Jeff Bezos is going to cry and lose his empire. But it's like, I really wish you didn't see that. Yeah, but if I'm him and I have all that money,

and I'm like, I'm not going to let the fucking National Enquirer scumbags push me around. I'm just going to do it. Kevin Hart did the same thing. I just control the story. I did some shit that I shouldn't have done. I'm going to out myself, but I'm not going to let myself be extorted or blackmailed. That's the whole get in front of the narrative thing. If you're a rich, famous person and they're going to try to burn you to out myself, but I'm not going to let myself be extorted or blackmailed. That's the whole get in front of the narrative thing. If you're a rich, famous person and they're going to try to burn you to the ground, burn them to the ground first.

Plus the National Enquirer. And the National Enquirer, they stink. Well, you know what? The National Enquirer is weird, though, because sometimes their covers are like, Elvis was an alien. And then sometimes they're dead ass right. There was something recently, politically, that was like, I think the Cambridge Analytica thing. Something that was big was the National Enquirer. And they were spot on. So it's like, is it the alien talk?

Or are you just paparazzi digging in the right spot? Every time I see them, I look at it and I think it's the onion. This is fake. I don't care. The way it's printed looks fake. It's very tabloidy. If it was just a straight dick, I probably would have just been like...

That makes me think that Jeff Bezos' face on camera being like, look at my dick. There's no way to... I would just pull that deepfake shit. You know that? You can basically Photoshop video now. Wait, what? It's called deepfakes. You can like, you can just Photoshop your face

into a porn, and it really looks like you. Huh. That sounds dangerous. Yeah, but it also can be like, deepfake. Wasn't me. It was deepfake. Damn. Kelly tried that one. That didn't work. That was on a video camera. Somebody put

Trump's face into a sex tape. See how easy it is? That might also just be a Trump sex tape. That's the thing. I don't know anymore. Deep fake, deep fake. Jesus Christ. Nobody's safe out here in these interviews. The world is just one gigantic house of cards,

and it is all just a dick pic away from crumbling to the ground. I also feel like now, though, these days, not just with guys, like girls too, those types of things leaking isn't near as damning as it used to be. Well, no. I mean, if you just think about the nature of like, everything has gotten much more racy and risque and things that were like a bathing suit used to be a big deal.

Now it's not like if you, if it was a naked picture of you, it's really not a big deal. Like as long as you know, you're in good looking, but well, right. I mean like a lot of these things are thirst trapping.

Like there are girls on Instagram that literally post, they're like, they're like assholes. Like they're literally like Rachel Bush. They were talking about her like assholes. Like, they're literally, like, Rachel Bush. They were talking about her the other day because of the feud they have with Alex and Sophia. Like, she literally posts naked photos, but then another girl can post, like, a picture, like, with her cleavage. Like, oh, that's a thirst trap. I'm like, bro, like, look through the internet.

But I feel like that's, like, it's okay now. So, like, a nude gets leaked. It's like, who cares? Yeah, it's like there are people who leak aka post their own on purpose yeah for game so if like somebody was like hey like you're dating somebody whose nudes were leaked i'd be like okay i don't think i would care i mean you say that until now you go through it but yeah what do you mean like if i was like dating you and your nudes got leaked yeah i think it's or or your nudes like i think it's easy to say, like, what's the big deal until it's, like, when you see the internet light up. And then, like, some people are criticizing you or some people are calling you a slut or you're getting shamed for it.

Oh, it definitely would be, like, 100%. I'm saying – but in comparison to, like – It's not as, like, life-ruining as – Right. Yeah. Like, I don't feel like people, like, condemn you if your nudes get leaked. I think it's also very different for girls. Probably.

I think that the same way that a dick pic is like still like whoa versus a girl being naked the reaction to it is kind of what's like lindsey vaughn's pictures like there was a crazy reaction to it because of like how it like just total detail they were like how close up they were but that didn't hurt her at all and but also like everyone was really talking about tiger you know what i mean yeah he just got thrown in that batch of pictures was the tiger woods nudes not the lindsey vaughn and you know he didn't care about that picture being leaked sure didn't but even that that was that was a weird dick he was long it was weird it was a it was like wider in the middle than it was yeah i didn't study it that closely oh i did

i gave it a breakdown like the middle was like wider than the tip didn't study it that closely. Oh, I did. I gave it a breakdown. Like, the middle was, like, wider than the tip, which is just not, that's just backwards. But, like, who recently has had a nude or a sex tape leaked that's not benefited from it? Well, that's the thing. Is that... Brett Favre? Yeah, that was not good. Oh, that's, that's, well, that's because of who he sent it to, though.

No, I think it was because his dick wasn't... Well, that didn't hurt, but it also was because it was, like, sent to somebody that it shouldn't be. Yeah, it was like. Like if that was like random, like a random college girl or whatever, like they would have made fun of him still. But it wouldn't have been like as damning. Unsolicited dick pics are. I mean, that's that's a crime, too.

You know, it's like these were things that were sent consensually that are in the wrong hands now. Very different than just being like airdropping my dick, you know, to a girl who didn't want to see it. I also think that when you're famous, yeah, these things, like, no such thing as bad publicity. When you're, like, a normal person, and then, like, your only circle of life is all like, oh, I've seen your fucking asshole now.

It's like, yikes. Oh, yeah, I was talking about just famous people. In real life, like, I mean, I can only imagine, like, in high school and stuff now, like, those things get leaked, like, that ruins people's lives's lives there are people who literally commit suicide yeah i was talking about just the celebrity world yeah like but even then like i think they run with it because they're like well we might as well make the best out of this but i don't think

it's ideal as much as you might be like uh okay i don't care i think it's like if you if they if most people have the choice i think they're saying saying, I would rather not do this. I would agree with that. For every one Kim Kardashian, there's like a billion people who are like, I'll make my money and be rich without the world seeing that. Who do you think would benefit the most from having their nudes leaked at Barstool? Males. Meaning like looks wise or just persona, like rep wise? Who could be elevated to the next level by having their nudes leaked? Meaning like looks wise or just persona, like rep wise? Who could be elevated to the next level by having their nudes leaked?

I've always had this theory that like maybe Nate has a fucking hammer. Yeah. And then it would just be like, you know, it goes from like, you know, getting pushed around and bullied sometimes to be like, I've got the biggest dick at this joint. Yeah. I could see that. It'd be pretty funny, right? I could see that. Like the way Mush won that fight and everybody treats him differently. If you just knew that Nate was walking around like 10 inches, you'd treat him differently.

Yeah, I'd be like, damn, respect. Calm down, Eric. Just walking around with a forearm. Maybe Bob Fox. Bob Fox had a hammer. That would be funny. Yeah. Nate still stands to benefit the most. Yeah, he's still the one.

That would be the guy. Let's hit a break when we come back uh we're gonna talk about sex dungeons when we come back oh my god let's talk about that after the it's insane on power 85 I love his big ego It's too much He walk like this Cause he can back it up Usually I'm humble Right now I don't choose Well, there's this house in Pennsylvania Five bedrooms Two and a half bathrooms

And the basement boasts a Big time sex dungeon It's being called a sex solarium Not a sex dungeon But it's for sure a big-time sex dungeon. Big time. It's being called a sex solarium, not a sex dungeon, but it's for sure a big old fuck room. Kate blogged about this, right? Yes. It's Kate. They're calling it Fifty Shades of Maple Glen.

It's a one-of-a-kind suburban home with a sexy twist. Private quiet lane, three homes, leads you to a secluded four bedrooms upstairs, plus a one-bedroom in the basement, a two-and-a a half bath, yada, yada, yada. And then I love they put like two sump pumps and a new kitchen and a dining room. They get to all this shit and then they're like, oh, and also there's a private adult

sexual oasis. In like a suburb. It is. Can you imagine the neighbors? It's being offered as an Airbnb rental. It gets 750 bucks a night, $2,000 on the weekends for private parties or entertainment because it's got a big-time fuck dungeon. I'm talking... It's Fifty Shades of Grey.

I think Fifty Shades of Grey is like child's play compared to this shit. I don't think so. There's nothing illegal happening here. No. I mean, there's a fucking crucifix that you can put somebody on. Oh, yeah, that's a little bit far.

There's swings, there's chains, there's bars on the bed. that you can put somebody on. Oh, yeah. That's a little bit. There's swings. There's chains. There's bars on the bed. Like, you could be put, like, in a cage in the bed. Underneath the bed, right? Look at this giant hand. Is that supposed to go inside of somebody? That thing is like the fucking Infinity Gauntlet. Kate wrote that in her blog.

She was like, in this next picture, please notice the fist. Yo, that is Thanos' fist going up your ass. Jesus Christ. I'd like to point out that $750 a night is cheap. Not a lot. That is cheap. That's cheap? Okay, and, like, say you're, like, trying to fill out the house. Like, four bedrooms?

Wait, where is this? Philadelphia. Oh, Pennsylvania. I think it's Philly, right? Yeah, the Burbs of Philly. Wow. I mean. What a time.

I mean, like, if casey has like her snapchat location on and you see her in maple glen philly you know exactly where she is there is no way that you can track my location jared i don't even think we would need to i think we know where casey's going this weekend she's like missing for three days you're gonna look at her you're gonna look at her venmo and you're going to see $750 just being sent to some random person with a handcuff emoji as the fucking reason. We know why. Thank you. I would feel like the neighbors would hate this.

Yeah, probably. Like the fucking endless amount of orgies that are being paraded through there on weekend nights. Or even just one couple. If you're renting that house out, you're renting it out because of the sex engine. You're not renting it out because it's in a Philly suburb. And $750 a night for a five-bedroom house? Hotel rooms are more expensive than that sometimes. Yeah, no.

I mean, if you're looking to like spice things up, you want to like go on a little weekend getaway that's not some like corny bed and bath shit. Yeah. Be like, hey, babe. Man, what an idea. I got a romantic. Hey, Valentine's Day is coming up. Got a romantic getaway for us. I'm going to fuck you on a crucifix.

That's too far. Too far. They have the option. I'm going to crucify you. That's just too far. Happy Valentine's Day. Why are we going to Maple Glen, Pennsylvania? Don't ask questions.

To get fucked on a crucifix. Put this guy's fist up your ass. How did this leak? I don't ask questions to get fucked on a crucifix but this guy pissed up your ass yeah how did this leak i don't think it leaked it's listed no i know but like how are we is it like a new listing is this a new thing because if it's new there's no way this thing lasts i mean it's so funny i feel like illegal happening i'm looking at like this is it's on like trulia this one i don't know it's just be those weird homeowners association losers that are going to come out and be like, we don't want this in our neighborhood. You know it's going to happen.

I mean, you look at the listing, it's like, here are the schools and the utilities and the taxes, property information. Also, there's a fuck dungeon. Oh, and by the way, you can be put in a cage underneath a bed. Whatever. Why not? It's 2019. Nobody said anything wrong about it. I'm just saying. Fucking prudes.

If you're not locking someone underneath the bed that you're fucking on, you're a prude. Yeah. Hour number two. Shout out Philly. Welcome to the jungle We take it day by day If you want to joke on the bleed box The price you pay and you're a bear

We got a guy who lives near the sex house. Oh, hell yeah. Rob from Maple Glen, PA. What do you got on the sex house? So, I went to school with the chick that lived there. No. She was all cocked up, all black, kept to herself. You know, she was very friendly with everybody.

She was the type of chick where she had talked to anyone, none of that. We tried to get her to go to parties. We knew she lived in this mansion. And we always tried to convince her to just throw bangers. No one was allowed on the property, and it's crazy to see why. Because her parents were fucking in a dungeon. That's why, Rob. Insane.

Insane. I can only imagine. That's crazy. So wait, Casey was asking, did this just come to light now? So you knew about this mansion, but you didn't know there was a sex dungeon until now? Facebook page, Twitter, all that. No one heard about it until then. So I guess they put it on the market or something

and the listing said it included it and everyone in the neighborhood was like, her? Them? Stacey and Joe from the country club?

They got a sex dungeon? That's wild. I mean, it's always like the gothic looking chicks too. What's that? In this area, I've lived here all my life,

there's literally two types of people. You got the lawyers, the doctors, people with high maintenance, they really look like they were picked. There's literally two types of people. You got the lawyers, the doctors, people in high maintenance. They really look like they were picked out of that movie, The Purge. They got me, common man, lower class, barely making it through. So it completely fits this area and makes sense.

Love you guys, though. Keep it up. Thanks. I'm just mind blown that this dungeon has been going on for so long and it's just now coming to light dungeon has such a negative connotation I really like

sexual oasis that's incredible branding paradise you're not being held against your will you're not there to have a bad time you're there to have a great time I like the word hedonism in there maybe. Hedonism.

Hedonistic oasis. Yeah. Now, dungeon can be the vibe you're going for though. Yeah. It depends on what you're into. It totally depends on what you're into. But I think we know what Katie's into. I'm not saying that.

She's very pro dungeon. I'm not saying. I'm just saying that it depends. The dungeon should be part of it. But when you talk about the overall experience. I think there should almost be a basement that has a dungeon. I think you should walk down to the basement and maybe the first place is actually

pretty comfy and cozy. I know there's a door that's like the crucifix. It's like the SNL set. There might be a dungeon set there. It's not a T, it's an X. You're not like Jesus. You're still being crucified.

Fifty Shades of Grey was called, like, The Red Room. Yeah, The Red Room of Pain, right? Yeah. And A Red Room of Pain, like, a lot of people would probably be like, oh, no, I'm out. Trust me, I've read the books. It sounded like I'd be in. I feel like there's not a whole lot you wouldn't be in on, Casey, at this point.

You don't know that. You don't know that. You don't. Who else do we got here on the line? Jesus Christ. Greg from Ohio. What do you got? Hey, the Red Room of Pain. Sounds like Casey's thing, right?

Right. Fifty Shades of Grey is like an international phenomenon. Not my thing. Says she. Alright, Fifty Shades of Grey is like an international phenomenon, not my thing. So I went to school in Ohio, and I think there's a Red Room of Pain at the Parchai School. What? Ohio State. At Ohio State I think they have a red room of pain

I'm sure there's a lot of places That fucking have Like the school itself That whole thing was That was very off-putting So I just hung up on it Yeah they creep me out He was like

It puts the lotion on its skin Like the red room He knew what the red Room of Pain was, but he called in to shame me for saying that the Red Room of Pain and Fifty Shades of Grey sounded cool. Man, you could let that run. You could listen to all those lyrics these days. Man. They were spitting some truths back then.

My intentions were good. They were spitting some truths back then. My intentions were good. They were. People are on the line. A lot of people still. 833-85-STOOL. We'll get to you in a minute. Actually, we'll get to this guy real quick because this is borderline illegal to say out loud. I think he's going to do it.

What's up, Brandon? Hey, how's it going, guys? Good. What do you got for us? Good. Yeah, not one of my finest moments back in the day, but when I was in college up in Michigan, my buddies and I, we had an apartment behind the dorm.

So every night we always, you know, get pregame and then go call it dorm storming. Well, we just, you know, walk around, maybe try to pick up freshmen and take them to the bar while these two girls. All right. I think I maybe try to pick up freshmen, and take them to the bar while these two girls. All right. I think I'm going to hang up there. She ended up, he was with a girl he found out was 17.

I think if you're in college, though, it's a different story. I thought he was going to be like, I was 30 and hooked up with a 17-year-old. 17 is legal in Texas. He was from Tennessee, so he might be good. Tennessee seems like one of those states that might. Yeah. Is 17 the lowest? Is there any state that's 16?

I'm sure. I'm sure like Alabama is like 14. I think it's like every state is fucking different yeah well that's why i'm asking like is 17 the lowest do you remember that that famous jeopardy clip where the guy the question is like god you know like 16 is the legal age of this in like alabama and it was like driver's licenses yeah the guy pauses in he's like consent sexual consent and alex Trebek's like, no. I'm pretty sure it was 14. Yeah, it's like whatever it was. It was like, definitely not, guy. Definitely not.

Okay, this hypothetical. I'm ready for it. DeClembe, who, Clemen, what's his name on Twitter right now? Clemen Durant. He posed this question because Sean Latham and YP and Jordan were talking about all the sex that goes on in New York City, specifically orgies and if that's real. And then Clem posed the question. Let me get the exact wording of it because that is important.

Because depending on the time frame for this hypothetical, it definitely changes what you're talking about. So, where is it? Where is it? Clem, you've been tweeting a lot tonight, babe. Waiting for that trade deadline. Okay. How long would you say that the streak of at least two people having sex in New York City at any given time has lasted? He said 25 years, 50 years, a full century.

Like right now, someone's having sex. How long does that streak last? So by the time I finish, you start it. Yes. Like we were talking like it's a baton. It's a relay race. As soon as I finish, you're already inside someone else. And by the time you finish, she's sleeping with someone and it just keeps going.

I mean, it has to be over a hundred years. It could theoretically possibly, reasonably possibly be like forever. Like since the beginning of New York City. I think it's probably forever. It's eight million people. It is a city that goes until 4 a.m. Like nightlife goes to 4. People wake up

at 4 to start their day. So the day is pretty much a 24 hour cycle. It's a place where you can go to clubs and bars. I mean, Jordan and them were talking about, like, underground sex clubs where it's like, yeah, like the organized orgy every night. You have tourists who are here who are fucking at, like, noon. You've got people who have all different types of jobs,

different hours. It's definitely an ongoing cycle. But, like, you know, then we, like, you don't think that there's 5.03 in the morning. Like, 4.49. Like, the people who are wrapping up the club at 4 a.m. are probably passed out. And then the new people are just waking up. But are they fucking already?

But what about all the people on cocaine? Yeah, well, that's the thing. The people partying all day long. What about all the homeless people that are having sex with ventures? That's what I said. The homeless people, I don't know what time it is. They're fucking whenever. But there also is very, it's very reasonably possible

that there's just like a momentary break. Like just right now, nobody's fucking. What? Now somebody is. But for that one second, for that moment, there was no penetration in New York City. Not in New York City. You think it's permanent?

Yes. Permanent. Forever. Yes. Forever, ever? Yes,. Yes. Forever, ever? Yes, I do. Forever, ever. I think for,

I don't know what year it started to be. Like what was the tipping point? It wasn't like Alexander Hamilton days. Right, right, right. So right now, there's eight million people

in New York. Yeah. About like one and a half on Manhattan. The outer borough is another six and a half. That's enough people in a consolidated spot where it's the right setting.

Like I said, all night long, clubs, bars, nightlife, all that shit. Hookers, homeless people. It's the worst city and the best city all at the same time. But, you know, it might be momentary pauses. And then if there was a pause, it's honestly, it has to be a fraction of a second that that was the thought like it's just a momentary thing now then we got a tweet and nate brought it up like if there was ever a day that it might have stopped oh but but maybe that

would actually like there would be an uptick like i feel like there was probably like 9-11 babies maybe like do you think there was people like 9-11 babies. Maybe. Do you think there was people who were like, ah, the world is ending, let's fuck. Or like, oh my god, I love you so much, you mean everything to me, let's fuck. Yeah. Or were people like, let's put it away for a little bit. I think that there had to have been a break that day. A brief pause, right?

So in that case, the streak is only like 17, 18 years old. Yeah. That makes sense. There had to have been a pause that day. I think there was a lot going on, but I bet there was like, you know. A universal pause. Like when the tower fell. All right, we're not having sex right now.

But then it's not forever. You know, then there are moments where it's like, what about other, you know, tragedy days or other events? If we're going to like, yes, I would probably agree there was a pause there, there probably considerable pause but let's like take that out of it right like if you're just looking at like a normal everyday life in new york city it's forever like you tragedies like that especially one in new york city like i agree that it very much could be and i think probably is but you also can see where there's like there might just be a period of time. I don't think so. Anything can be mathematically possible where it's just like even all the people on cocaine

they didn't start fucking yet. The homeless people were like there's just a possibility where everyone even if there's a split second there's no penis insertion anywhere. I don't think so. I don't think so either. Nope. Nope. I don't think so. I don't think you can convince me otherwise. It's. Nope. Nope. I don't think so. I just don't think so. I don't think you can convince me otherwise.

It's New York City. Yeah. And there's so many people. Well, so then we were talking about Vegas. Vegas is a fraction of the size, but it's a city designed for that. Right. That's got to be 24 hours. Continuous.

360. Yeah, because you got hookers and everything, too. Always constantly someone fucking. But I was just thinking, like, right now, it's 2.07. Yeah. We're at work. Kids are at school. But there's someone who's,'s someone who's like unemployed or someone who works the night shift who's like all right i gotta get to work but like let's fuck and i'm gonna go out on limits it's not

just someone it's like hundreds oh yeah yeah yeah yeah like thousands of people right now that's actually probably more the guaranteed thing is that it's it's not just ever one couple it's like no it's a lot constant but like if. But like could like a thousand couples be having sex right now and they all finish and then it doesn't start again. But they're not all finishing at the same time. What if they were? They're not. What if the last couple finished and there was just

two seconds in between then and the next person who started? No chance. There is a chance. No, there's no chance. There's no chance that a thousand couples all finish at the same time. No, but whoever the last one to finish is, there's a chance. There's no chance. There's no chance that a thousand couples all finish at the same time. No, but whoever the last one to finish is, there's a chance that there's like a couple second gap between the next couple starters. There's just too many people for there to be a gap. I wish we, I said we need to talk to Darren Rommel.

Like, give me some stats here, bro. Yeah. But much like Dana White, like, what does that nerd know about fucking? Yeah. What do you know about sex, Rommel? But he could hit you with all sorts of like, well, 63% of the people wake up at this hour and 73% of them are sexually active. Well, he's not factoring in all the people that are just like on drugs all the time.

All the time. And the homeless people is the difference. Yeah, homeless people are not. Like, there are people in the Grand Central Tunnels just fucking. Yeah. That's all they have to live for. Right. That's it.

The mole people, that's all they're doing. Just fucking under blankets on the side of the street. Greg, what do you got on this? Little mole people just that's all they're doing. Fucking under blankets on the side of the street. Greg, what do you got on this? The mole people just got me fucking going. Just smashing out. The mole people right now are getting more sex than I am. Fucking mole people. So I'm 100% on 100%.

There's no chance. But I think Clemsha asked a better question. What percentage of people are jacking off on the subway no that's not that high that's not that high that's a very small number Ellie and I took a walk today

I was like I need some fresh air you want to come with me we're walking and I'm just talking she pulls me away from her really quick and I was like what are you talking about that guy's dick is out and he's peeing on the middle of the street. And I got on the floor and I just don't even notice it anymore. Poor Ellie. I mean, she wasn't wrong. He was

just right in the middle of the street, right on 28th and Broadway. Let me say this. That happens with a much higher frequency here than anywhere else, probably in the world. But it's still a grossly low number. Percentage of subway riders, I it's still a grossly low number. Like, percentage of subway riders? So, I mean, millions of people ride the subway.

You might see one guy jerking off. Actually, I think it might have been one of my first weeks here, I sent Coley a video of a homeless dude jerking off in the subway. Classic. It's a rite of passage. It's like, oh, you're officially a New Yorker. Yeah, he tweeted about it, too. He was like, I was just trying to enjoy my dinner,

and then I got a video from Jared of a homeless guy just jerking off. Now you're a New Yorker. Yeah, he tweeted about it, too. He was like, I was just trying to enjoy my dinner, and then I got a video from Jared of a homeless guy. Now you're in New York. I almost tweeted you because when I got back from Boston on Tuesday night, got to Penn Station, and there was just a homeless dude bent over a trash can with his pants to his ankles, like ass out. And he was just passed out hanging over a trash can with his pants to his ankles, like ass out. And he was just passed out hanging over a trash can. And like the cops like came up to him and just like banging on the trash can with a fucking nightstick. They're like, hey, buddy, not the time of the place. I bet that the the percentage of that kind of stuff happening goes up at.

Is it Port Authority where the bus is going now? Port Authority is the seventh circle. Have we ever told you about the midnight bus that we took to Boston? Oh, no. It was the worst experience of my entire life. We took a fucking red-eye bus. Like, why? Why did we do that?

It was your idea. The bus in general. It was the last time I've ever taken a bus. The Fung Wah bus and the other, what are the other names? What's the one that's like a dollar? Bolt bus. Mega bus. Mega bus.

All that shit. First of all, they're legit death traps. Second of all, it's like always traffic. You're always doing it on like a holiday. Those are the worst experiences of this entire city. I think that I had to like get back to Boston like last minute for something. And like it was like I didn't want to wait till the next morning to take the Amtrak. And it was when I first moved here.

So I was like, oh, whatever. I'll take the bus. I think I took the bus like three or four times derelicts uh the midnight greyhound bus I was smoking weed in the bathroom of this greyhound bus like I really like I like Jared brought weed on the bus I was like if there's any place on the planet that's acceptable to do this I'm gonna smoke weed in the greyhound bus yeah it was disgusting but like the fact that it was like a midnight bus like That's what I'm saying. It's way worse.

Why? I don't think I've taken a bus ever since. And I don't think that you had to get home for anything. I think I just convinced you because I didn't want to go on the midnight bus by myself. I don't remember. Jared was like, I got this weed. Yeah. Anytime you're like, hey, you want to go to Boston?

Yeah. Sure. Why not? Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I have not taken the bus. I mean, the people are just the worst. They're special.

And I think I looked at Jared and I was like, listen, we're not rich people by any means, but we have way too much money to be famous. Yeah. There are certain things in life where once you cross a threshold of money, you absolutely move on or you start to pay for certain things. That was the last time I took the bus. I said, Jared, I don't know what your financial situation is, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that you also can afford the Amtrak.

And not even the poor people Amtrak. The big time Amtrak. The Excel Express, bitch. Not the Northeast Regional. Fuck that. Poor people train. We do call it the poor people train, which is not nice. Shout out to everyone on the Northeast Regional.

I mean, it makes a thousand stops, right? And the internet never works. It's like a subway, but do you want to get from New York to Boston in three hours and forty minutes, or would you like it to take five hours and forty-five minutes? And the internet not work. Yeah, that's annoying. The Excel Express is the only way to go.

I used to take the regular bus, not like a long-distance bus, like the MTA bus on the Upper East Side. And it's... I used to make fun of the bus, and I still will always call the bus poor people shit. Yeah. But, like, I always got a seat.

It went crosstown. Going crosstown is a motherfucker in the city. I used to go crosstown. And you don't have to go below ground. Yeah. It was, like, sunny, sun coming through. Yeah, but you get stuck in traffic still. Yeah, the buses don't fuck with traffic.

The buses just go. Everyone has to get the fuck out of their way. Bus lanes are good. They'll cut people off and people just get out of their way. But yeah, it's not the best. But I remember being like, this is actually kind of more civilized. Now the subways are alright with

internet. On the bus you have internet the whole time. Not on the poor people train. The only time I ever take the train is when we Eating the subway? The subway, yeah. Is when we go to fucking Yankee Stadium. That's it. I take the subway almost every day. I mean, the subway is by far

the best way to get around the city. Easily. Like, not even close. Not only was Jared, and correct me if I'm wrong, I don't know if you've changed this, like, you were taking like regular Uber X's to work every day, right? I still do. Like, you're paying like 40 bucks a day just to walk.

That's crazy. When it's freezing out, yeah. But you can take, there's so many other options. Where are you, roughly? Midtown East? I'm like a mile from here, yeah. It's like a 20 minute walk. It's not bad. I do it when the weather's nice, but

if it's freezing out, you get to fucking work with runny ass nose. What avenue are you on? I'm on 2nd. So they have the 2nd Avenue subway now. Yeah. You can just like hop on that, go down a few steps,

stops, and just walk over. You're just, what, you're too good for it? No, I'm a germaphobe. But you got on a Greyhound bus.

It's disgusting. For your big fat pussy. Yeah. I mean, I just, I will not, if I went on the subway, you literally do not have to touch anything Plus it's not even just like

The touching everything it's just like being around people Like I'm sick right now I've been sick for a month But being in a subway In that closed space is like you're just asking To get sick You live in New York City you're always Around that it does not matter Like you're walking in the street you're Ingesting every single bacteria There. It does not matter. That's true, too. You're walking in the street, you're ingesting

every single bacteria there is. It does not matter if it's underground or not. That's true. It gets worse. They sell makeup masks here that are stronger because of the air. If you go to salons and stuff, they'll be like, well, this is really good for the city because of how toxic the air is. It does not matter

if you're in the subway or not. Jesus Christ. It's gross. I like the subway because it's the great equalizer. Like those bitches I was talking about today. You think you're hot shit. You walk around in your power suit. You think you're an independent woman. You're fucking some guy. You think you're sex

in the city. You're sitting on the subway next to me and we're sitting next to the guy jerking off. That over there is human feces. We, we are all on this motherfucking train, and yeah, like, you might make a little more, you're a little more important, but we are all still on this fucking death tube,

you know? That's why I won't do it. And fuck Sex and the City for making it seem like you can just walk out of your place and there's just a cab there. But, oh! Yo, fuck Sex and the City, period, because the amount, I think it's kind of dead now cause it's just been enough time. But like the amount of people, the amount of girls who thought that like that was going to be real life,

that it's just every night is like Louboutins and martinis and like everybody hooks up with everyone they want to hook up with. And it's all glamorous. It's like, it's just like regular life and more crowded and expensive. Yeah. And probably a little bit easier to Carrie Bradshaw was not making enough money to live that lifestyle.

No! She was writing one column a week. Yeah. One column. I told my Uber driver in Atlanta what I pay for rent, and she almost crashed the fucking car. Yeah, it's disgusting. I mean, we were in that Atlanta house,

and I was like, this probably costs $175,000. Yeah. Could have bought this cash instead of fucking. She had a two-bedroom two bedroom apartment she was paying like $1,200 a month for. I mean I told you what my mortgage is in Texas. Yeah it's disgusting. It's insane. I hate when I chaps will just randomly send me like

real estate listings in like San Antonio and I'm just like please stop. Yeah. Please don't do it to me. It's insane like I my two bed or three bed two bath pool hot tub whatever is astronomically less than my apartment in New York for a mortgage. It doesn't make sense anymore because it used to be, like, you had to be here. You had to, like, physically be here to make it in this industry, that industry, whatever.

You want to be, like, working in finance, you need to be physically standing on the trading floor. That ain't the case anymore. We can blog from anywhere. You can, like, do your influencer game from anywhere. So why is it still so fucking... Because everybody wants to be here. But why? Why?

Just for sex? Is it just to be able to hook up? Why? No, you can do that anywhere too. That's the thing. I literally don't leave my apartment. I go home on the weekends and I sit there and I wait for work on Monday.

You know why people still want to come? Because of Instagram. Because people see... now it's the whole life of like you see all these bloggers that live in New York and you think that they're living the sex in the city life because of what they put on there. Like I have my girlfriends that want to move to New York so they're sending me all this shit like, oh my god, did you

go to this last night? I'm like, I live in New York City. Like I'm not living some art gallery life. I'm literally walking to Barstool every day. Like every once in a while I'll go to Ketch. Every once in a while I'll do that. I'm literally walking to Barstool every day. Every once in a while, I'll go to catch. Every once in a while, I'll do that. I do kind of regret not like we had access to

at least theoretically or supposedly the best clubs in the world. And I just didn't go. It's not my scene, but I probably should have given it a try. I can't wait to go back to Boston. Tyler, talk about the Stripper Bowl. What do you got, Tyler? Yeah, so there's a stripper that posted.

They made like $3 million between like 23 strippers or something like that. What? That's what's up. Maybe that's why 2 Chainz disinvited us because he was like, we got to make these strippers get rich, not these white boys who are stealing these singles. Soldier Boy was not part of the Stripper Bowl. He has been accused of kidnapping, and the police

obtained a search warrant and showed up at his house. Soldier Boy is saying that the girl accusing him of kidnapping is lying. And I'm part of the soldier gang. I'm one of the soldier boys. I for sure believe him. I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do.

I haven't looked at any of the details yet. All I know is Soulja Boy ain't kidnapping nobody. He's too nice. He's a nice guy. Was he nice? He's the best. He was so nice. I thought he was angry.

Well, he was angry at Drake. He wasn't angry at me. I forgot how funny that thing was when you guys asked him what song to be played at his funeral. I forgot how good that was until I saw it on the internet. It was so good. Answer the internet's out right now. The answer to the internet. Yep, it's out right now.

Check it out on YouTube and on the blog. We answered, he had all sorts of shit. He actually got up and ran off the fucking set at one point from one of the questions.

He did. But the one question which was the most obvious answer that has ever been delivered on the series is what, if you could have one song be played at your funeral, what would it be?

And he just goes, and the whole crowd starts laughing. Can you do the dance still, Jared? Still? Could you ever? Could you ever do it? I don't think so. Really?

I don't even know what the dance is, to be honest with you. You don't know the Soulja Boy dance? Yeah, I don't think so. Do you know the song we're talking about? Yeah, of course. Okay. But you know like the hand movements and stuff?

I don't think so, no. Oh my God. I mean, I don't think I remember. No, but can you visualize it? No. Like cross the feet. Cross the feet.

It's like, you know, you Superman that hoe? I can do the bye-bye-bye for sure. Can you really? It's like a black people bye-bye-bye. Yeah. We are It's like a black people bye bye bye. Yeah.

Yeah. We are out of here. Monday we'll be back. Enjoy your weekend. Stay hot. It was hard for me to get up out of the seat. We'll be back next week. Thank you. Bye.