KFC Radio - More Fire: What Would You Do To Go to the Super Bowl? The Rocket vs White Sox Dave and the Best of CCK Week 10 (featuring Trent, Rear Ads, and Robbie Fox)

Episode Date: January 28, 2019

Kevin & Kayce preview Super Bowl week and discuss what they would do if the government shutdown had stopped them from going to Atlanta. Jared at the Red Sox Winter Weekend and throws 68mph. White Sox Dave calls in and he and Jared agree to both throw at a speed pitch. Sharing a toothbrush, a proposal for the commissioner of the Ball In Cup league, Feits and KFC explain the Amazon Sex Position to Kayce, the Super Bowl house drama and Garth Brooks old yearbook, KFC taking out Patriots Insurance, RA calls in with an IN-N-Out Burger review, Andy King is America's sweetheart, Instagram stalkers and Robbie Fox pops in to tease the latest Pup Punk show, and Kayce's weird cluster fear.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, Clancy the Rock, it's best of week 10? Double digits. Damn. 10 weeks we've been doing this. So, it feels longer. 10 weeks is only what, two and a half months?

It feels like it's flown by, but that we've also been doing it longer. I mean, we're already talking about sharing toothbrushes. Hey. You know? I mean, that's, yeah, it's a relationship. It's a relationship. At what point in the relationship would you be sharing toothbrushes? Oh, I guess it depends on how long I'd known the person.

Yeah, so let's say you met somebody and let's say you knew someone for 10 weeks. Yeah. But you were weeks. Would you, would you, but you were dating, would you use the toothbrush? Yeah, me too. Yeah.

But I think we're in the minority. I would use the toothbrush in like a first, like a one night stand. Oh, not a one night stand. No, I would. But like,

Oh, well, if it was like, all right, no, you don't brush your teeth for the day or you use this person. That's fair. Again,

I have no problem. I have no problem sharing. Just made out with them. You, me and fights. When we talked about this on the radio this week, we were by far the minority. And the three of us just completely agreed with it. We're like, yeah, fine, whatever.

And then I got shamed in this office. And you should not toothbrush shame inside Barstool. Do they not see our living situation here? Everyone here is disgusting. We're disgusting. If people outside want to make fun, fine. People in here, you're all animals. Just grow up.

It is definitely a white people thing. I got a lot of the fun, fine. People in here, you're all animals. Just grow up. Just grow up. It is definitely a white people thing. I got a lot of the whites are at it again. Oh, 100%. Tyler was not happy. He was like, lose my number. Do not talk to me ever again. Whites are at it again all the time.

But we can accept it. Constantly. We can accept it. Stop white people. But here we are. Again, if I were to have a one night stand, I would have just made out with that person. Yeah, no, I'm kind of with you. If I'm going to let them put their tongue in my mouth, I will brush my teeth with their

brush. Yeah. What about the guy that called in and was like saying we were going to like die from it? Yeah. I know you're doing way worse. Yeah. Way worse things than sharing a toothbrush if you're hooking up with somebody.

And even just like, you know, you go on the the subway you're like the shit you're inhaling and the whole world the whole world is disgusting you know i'm not gonna walk around with bad breath give me a break grow up do you think you and fights are gonna share a toothbrush at the super bowl do you even bring two toothbrushes at this point like do you guys share like an overnight bag one bag that's it you just share a toothbrush like i'll bring the new toothbrush this time you get it next time there's all this house drama i'm like, well, where's me and John's room? Are we sharing a bed, hon? And a toothbrush.

Yeah, that's all we need. All we need in this life of sin. We almost didn't go to Atlanta. Well, we were always going. If there was one crew that would have got stuck, if you hang around me with the mush anything can happen so there was a government shutdown capability there was people being grounded there's all those possibilities if there's one person who would all like happen to it'd be me well i mean this morning i get into

work i didn't even know that la guardia was shut down today because i just don't pay attention to these things which is bad because i should know what's going on in the world i had no idea we were on like day 35 like I knew there was a government shutdown and that was it. Like that's all I got. A month plus. Like Cardi B taught me about the government shutdown. Yo, real quick sidetrack.

Cardi B, she knows what she's talking about. She does. She's a very smart person. She's very like philosophical. The way she talks about her situation with Offset, the way she was even talking, like she was tweeting about how all these Republicans hate her nowans hate her now and she was like i've got so many conservative people like in my mentions telling me horrible things and she was like i'm not telling you guys

to be liberals i'm just telling you to admit that like the president is fucking some things up like that's a very measured take from cardi b okay i mean she's she may she may be you know she may be saying motherfucker and talking about bitches' vaginas and shit, but what she's saying is true. No, she's really funny, too. Anytime I see an Instagram video go up and it's the selfie angle, I'm like, pop the popcorn and strap the fuck in because Cardi B's about to go off. But yeah, I really realized how bad the government shut down which is really sad but from like that fight that she had with with tommy laron um but obviously anytime the government shut down is bad i also did not realize that that means the airports everyone's working for free or

tsa everybody was talking about how you like there was certain airports that are like sneaking through like all sorts of shit that people weren't supposed to get through like i don't know how that was gonna happen anyway i mean yeah no i'm just i'm just pretty ignorant i guess but we i get into work today and your brother our lovely producer bc was like do you do you think there's a contingency plan if we don't get out what are you talking about like yeah that's what that's what he does for me too but but it's he was 100 right because he's my like liaison to the real world that's well i need him to be my liaison more often. To be clear, this has nothing to do with me knowing about...

I'm just thinking logistics. You're smarter than us. But there's levels to it. For instance, John doesn't know about the weather. I'll have to tell him it's going to rain. He's like, I didn't know that. And then I don't know about the government shutdown. You have to tell me about that.

And then, I don't know, you're getting your information from someone above you. There's just levels. And all of those things have to be told to jared because he knows nothing i mean he's not here he's not here again for our our segment for the podcast so we can shit on him yeah this this may be maybe the new weekly thing will just be called it's like best of and also we shit on jared when he's not here i mean we're on it's a little bit of a mouthful but hey have you heard come to work on a friday and maybe you'll get let's be on the podcast hey you don't like to be anonymously behind the back shit on come to work yeah more fire minus jared

that's just like that's what we do it's it's more fire it's most fire when jared's not i i like it let's just keep doing it not tell him though because there's no way he's actually going to listen to this so he'll have no idea but i but ellen might oh that's true but we love that shout out to ellen we can separate them we like ellen we like his whole family except for him actually that's fair. Yeah, but I had no idea. So then I start thinking like, well, are we going to have to get on a train to go to Atlanta? Now that, I mean, I was originally going to do that for fun. You guys were crazy.

So maybe it was going to be like a self-fulfilling prophecy. All of a sudden we were going to be riding the rails anyway. I was thinking I was going to have to go home and like pack and get on a train right now. And it's like 18 hours. You don't think there's some fun level to that? No, I do think there's some fun level. The fact that you guys were choosing that, though. Yeah, it's a little silly.

I mean, there's a reason why we didn't end up doing it. I was like, okay, let's not be ridiculous. It would be fun. It'd be a planes, trains, and automobiles situation at this point, and the content would be phenomenal. Because Pardon My Take is already on their way, so that radio slot is fine. Dave's in Miami, so his radio slot would be fine.

What's he doing down there? Horse races. Oh, it's just pleasure? Yeah. So he's going from there to Atlanta?. Oh, it's just a pleasure. Yeah. So he's going from there to Atlanta? Yeah. So he's going from there to Atlanta. So the only radio show that would not have made it because of the LaGuardia shutdown

was us. So now I'm really telling you that I don't care what Trump signed. There's a strong chance if you're listening to this right now that we're still in New York. Because I started doing the math in my head when we were talking about it this morning and I was like, oh my God, we have to get to get there like do I need to fly out right now and then spider and Daniela are losing it because they're like 90 percent of our flights are out of LaGuardia we don't know we're gonna do and JFK is all good but apparently like multiple airports are like Philly was shut down yeah Houston was for a while so it sounds like well we're not the

right people to be talking no we're not we have no idea. But what Spider told me as I was walking into this room is he was like, apparently Trump signed a three week something where like a resolution where they're going to try to resolve the government shutdown. But everybody in the government has to work for the next three weeks. And all I'm saying, Kevin, is it has everything to do with the Super Bowl. I do not believe that if the Super Bowl wasn't coming up, that this would happen. We'd be on like day 100 if the Super Bowl wasn't involved. I could definitely see that. The Atlanta airport's like the biggest one.

I mean, that's like what people, you talk about Atlanta, like, have you been to the airport? It's amazing. It's like 50 miles long. You can't walk between the terminals. I could see Trump being like, we can't fuck with the Super Bowl. Like, I gotta keep my vote intact and like, they are

Super Bowl kind of people. This is why, I mean, there's a reason why people want the Monday after the Super Bowl to be a national holiday. There's a reason why fucking 100 million people watch it. There's a reason why the commercials and shit are all controversial because there's America's watching. There's a reason we got hateful emails this morning in our

Barstool emails account. I mean, big time. That was the maddest I've ever seen Dave. Dave wrote an email to the company saying, I'm sick of fucking babysitting. This isn't an adult babysitter. We're a comedy company and you shouldn't be complaining about

going to the Super Bowl caps locks. How dramatic is a caps locks? That's what you do on Twitter when you're fucking around. That's what Trump does. Dave's doing that and technically a company email. He was very angry. My favorite part about it was there are just some people that are more popular in content. Yeah, he definitely dropped

the club cool type shit. Get over it. I knew all week that things kept changing. I knew we were always going. I was involved in the conversations about the house and going to game whatever but I just knew I was like I'm going because our radio show is going yeah and more things I heard every day I was like I am so glad that you're just like in I don't have to deal with anybody here I mean I get it everyone wants to be a part of the action and and you know whatever it's a big deal for the company and

you want to feel like you're a part of the company. But I could have told you by now that this is it's a hot button issue here at Barstool. And if you're like complaining and making a stink, you're crazy. I mean, that's crazy. That's one of those things where, you know, if you were if you were working at another company, you wouldn't like email the boss and be like, I need to be at the conference. Like, I need a front row seat to the conference. You would just be like, oh, I don't know. My boss didn't tell me I'm going. So the people here who are like trying to. You would just be like, oh, I don't know. My boss didn't tell me I'm going. So the people here who are trying to flex their way into things, I'm like, okay, good for you.

But I don't know. Maybe that's just because I'm battered from the old guard. I completely agree. Back in the day, don't ask, don't tell. Seen, don't be heard, whatever. That's still what you did with me and Logan. We were just like, I don't know. We're just going to wait until somebody talks to us.

Yeah. And I, and I was waiting until somebody talked to me. I wasn't the one that was going to be like, yo, I need my whole team. Like, like,

I don't know. I might not be here. Whatever. Superbowl to me, the Superbowl week is like, I would gladly not go. I would be like, but you don't like it because the Patriots,

I hate the Patriots. That's why you don't want to go. But from a work point of view, that's all correct. The, the, the appeal of Barstool is that nobody ever breathes down your neck. Nobody ever checks up on you, really. You're free to do what you want, except for Super Bowl week. That's when everyone all of a sudden is looking at you and they're like,

how much content did you make? What did you do? Did you earn your check? Did you earn your ticket? Did you earn your lodging? So, like, I go back to my mail time life where I'm like I don't want anybody looking into my shit.

So that means I get to stay here. Keith is like I am going to have the week of my life. He's like I'm just going to come in, write my blogs, no one's going to be here. I'm going to love it. It's going to be completely empty. Ellie was asking me. By the way she always makes it into these segments because Ellie's just always on my mind. But she was asking me, she was like I I mean, can I go home early?

I was like, Ellie, you could probably not even come in. Blog and podcast from home. No one's going to be here. No one's going to be here. And whatever you're doing next week that has nothing to do with the Super Bowl is no one's going to even consume it other than your audience anyways. And your audience doesn't care if you did it. This is weird because I told her, like, you could make a big splash. If you work really hard here, he'll notice and you'll turn out content.

But you guys are like, get the fuck out of here. She should definitely still be putting content out. But it's not like people are going to be. That's a that's that's a more philosophical question where it's like. There's there's times that I work anywhere you work where it's like you could either stand out right now. Or that means you could blend in more than ever. And what kind of person are you? It's like I could I could either just be another face in the crowd at work because of X, Y, Z circumstances, or I could be, you know, I could try to put myself on the map.

And you could also blend in. That could also backfire, though. That could also like if you do something when the attention is not on you and it gets onto his radar or anybody's radar. Then all of a sudden you're on radio for a week. It's like the house situation. You talked about it on the rundown. Brett got just destroyed all week. I mean, Dave didn't have any intention of talking about it.

Dan just said, what's up with the houses? And just boom. And then like yesterday, still like 24 hours later, Dave still tweeting out talking shit about Brett because of the house situation, which obviously it all comes down to the fact of like he feels like he's a babysitter or whatever. But it's like next week, if you're not in his eyesight or in those houses or creating content, you could work really hard, just keep your head down and just get your job done and

you'll be fine. Do your job. Come what? February 4th or 5th, whatever day or what day is this? April the 3rd? I think so, yeah 3rd whatever come that Monday when everybody has to be in at work no matter if you went to the game the night before or not that's the other thing if anybody misses work on Monday I'm

talking about government shutdown if the government shutdown happens and I can't get home you're fucked I will pay for my own private flight I will max out every credit card I have I will I don't even know what I would do to try to get home. I'd do dirty, filthy things to get home. Shout out to Andy King.

I mean, I would channel my inner Andy King to get home. And actually, that's where we'll finish up more fire here. And just yet again, another ode to Andy King. Everybody in their life, everybody at work, companies, whatever it may be, everybody should have an Andy King in their life, on their team, part of their company, or they should be an Andy King. One or the other. Yeah, you either got to have it or be one.

In this life, you either are Andy King, you pay Andy King, or you're the guy who Andy King is coming to see. And I got to his office fully prepared to suck his dick. To suck his dick. I can't believe... I mean, people are listening to this. First of all, if you're listening to this

and you don't know where that's from, grow up. I'm going to say grow up again. But the fact that the Fy fire festival documentary is that we've talked about forever now that the biggest thing coming out of it is not billy mcfarland's a proven asshole not the fact that jaw rule knew what was going on kendall jenner not any of that it's andy king and the one line that he had in like the hour and a half documentary do you ride or die andy king do you you think that Andy King gives good head? I mean, if people are saying

that they're going to like water through customs for you, I mean, yeah, you're probably a coveted guy. I would say that if he doesn't, he better like take some lessons. Because we talked about this on KC Radio with Pete Davidson. Every girl who Pete Davidson goes home with now is expecting an absolute hammer. And it's disappointing when he pulls out

what's probably a pretty great dick. Pete Davidson could pull out a 7.5 inch dick and girls would be like, oh, well I thought it was like 10. So the bar is set pretty high. If you're getting head from Andy King right now, you probably think, I'm going to get 100,000 gallons of water worth of head right now.

This guy is going to blow my dick off of my body. He might just give a completely average blowjob and you'd be like, that was not going to get you through customs. It was a little toothy. It wasn't that sloppy. I wouldn't let anything go through customs.

Just the toothy comment. Now I'm going to see Andy King and into cousins just the toothy comment like now i'm looking now i'm gonna see andy king and just be like ah toothy maybe i mean but here's the thing you we talked about this on radio this week as well if you're andy king you knew exactly what you were doing because you don't come out on a netflix documentary that you know is going to be wildly popular because of how big the fire festival shenanigans were and say something like that, unless you know it's going to go viral or you're proud of what you can do. Right.

Because otherwise he'd be like, I mean, I said it just second ago, I would do dirty, filthy things. I didn't say what your mind is allowed to just kind of wander where I would go. And he didn't even say like,

I, there's a million, you could say like, I was prepared to get the job done. I was going to do whatever it took. You could even be a little more specific and be like i was gonna get on my knees he said suck his dick yeah there is no more explicit way to talk no there's nothing left to the imagination right before it he kept saying take one for the team take one for the team right and he just i'm gonna

tell you in case you're not getting it dick Dick and Mouth. That silver fox, that old fucking guy. How old is he? Probably like 50? I don't know, right? He's got gray hair, right? I don't know, but the memes that have come out of that, like I said-

I mean, just the one meme of just his face. That's what I'm saying. That guy's picture is just the face of Dick Suckin'. It's the face of, yeah. Like, it's super, it's like the Fyre Festival, the orange thing that everybody put, like when you see that,

if you've been following this, and of course, it's the biggest story in pop culture right now because of the documentaries and the dueling documentaries, whatever. When you see the orange, you know, fire festival. When you see Ja Rule and Billy McFarlane, you know, fire festival. Andy King supersedes that. He is. He's broken out of the bubble. It's any any joke you want to make about trying to, you know, scam your way through life and do whatever it takes to get through life. That smug smile. Just right on the documentary. Yeah. So long story short, if I do miss my plane.

You would Andy King it? No, I'd find my own Andy King. Okay. That's what I was going to say. I'm not going to be Andy King. I'll find an Andy King. In this world, this life, either Andy King's you or you Andy King it. Put that on a t-shirt.

I think you want it to Andy King you. I don't know. I put my own brain in a pretzel there. What a philosophy. The rest of the episode here, we got everything we were chatting up this week. Fights made a couple guest appearances, so another week of Clancy and the Rockets nonsense with the added insanity

of John Feidelberg in his early onset dimension. He's an insane person. Yeah, I mean he's... Donate that thing to science when he's gone and let him figure out what's going on. At one point he came into the studio and just started kicking the side of my chair. And barking. And I was like, what are you doing? He was like, I don't

know, I just wanted to kick your chair. I was like, all right. Sometimes he turns into a five-year-old. We got Jared versus White Sox Dave. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was a good one. Trent rejecting your offer or the offer being rescinded. It was rescinded.

Rear ads called in. Robbie Fox popped on to talk about Pup Punk. What do we got? Your tryptophobia? Tropophobia? Tryptophobia. I didn't want that. I don't want to go back to that place it's such a dark place

and your Patriots insurance let's fucking go it's Super Bowl week here on Clancy and the Rockets catch us on radio this week from 2 to 4 instead of our usual 1 to 3 because we're live at the Ivy in Buckhead for Atlanta for Super Bowl

week misery for me happiness for others and live at the Ivy in Buckhead for Atlanta for Super Bowl week. Misery for me. Happiness for others. And we'll be back in New York next week for your usual nonsense on the Rockets. You guys stay hot. All right, so I've been working on this new thing with Logan, kind of like a mini micro podcast called the Barstool News Update. And it's five or six topics, and we're going to try

to chop out each chunk of it and play it throughout the day on radio kind of like a cbs sports minute if you're familiar with wfan or a small little vignette to pop in throughout the day so first one let it rip i'm kfc and this is your barstool news update this weekend an old native american man banging a drum and a kid in a maga hat with fucked up teeth brought the internet to its knees. Initial video appeared to show the mega douche in the MAGA hat mocking a Native American elder who fought in Vietnam by staring down the elder with his best I'm white, nothing bad will happen to me face. His smirk rivaled the Grinch when he successfully stole Christmas, while his virgin cohorts

were screaming behind him like the Cobra Kai villains from Karate Kid. Sweep the leg! Build the wall! A longer, more comprehensive video appears to show evidence that the Native American elder, who's being painted as an American hero despite the fact that he's probably just trying to sell bootleg cigarettes and take all the white man's money at the blackjack table, actually instigated the incident by approaching the pack of teenage boys. The jury is still out on which of these assholes is the bigger asshole of the two.

The one thing we do know, however, is that the biggest assholes of all are the thousands upon thousands of people who spent all weekend arguing about these two strangers on social media. No matter which side you're on there, you lose. I'm KFC and that's your Barstool News. I love Logan dropping like the news music in the back. Yeah. Makes it official. Yo, that kid. I don't care what the full video shows.

Asshole. I don't care what the full video shows. Asshole. I don't care what the actual protest is about, who did what. That kid in that hat with that face and that smile, he sucks. Everybody sucks. The other guy sucks, too. Everyone who made this into a political thing, everybody in that video sucks. The old dude banging the drum, he sucks. The maggot kid with the fucking smile thinks he's doing some sort of like

clever protest by just standing there in the, some old man's face. You suck, dude. You and all your friends, anybody who's like out of protests like that, anybody who's wearing the hat and thinks that they're like changing things or fucking you need you. You're what? That kid is like, he understands politics and what? He is like oppressed or something. It needs to get out there and protest. Fuck you, dude dude that kid sucks i actually haven't seen that video i just saw uh alissa milano

complaining about it on every i mean i everybody was complaining about it yesterday it doesn't surprise me that the rocket hasn't seen it because he's the rocket he just gets in his own world kids yeah we'll talk about that in a moment uh it was one of those like it went super viral in the sense that like every single person on my timeline was talking about it some old old Native American guy fought in Vietnam banging the drum talking about I don't even know what and this kid just like

stands like stares like nose to nose kind of doing like the I'm not touching I'm not touching I'm not touching but I'm still fucking doing this and disrespecting you and then it turned out yeah he's got the MAGA hat on and then it turns out that if you watch the full video, the kids were kind of just like off doing their own thing. And that the guy with the drum like approached them.

So he's an asshole too. And it just had both sides of the internet going fucking bananas for two people that you do not fucking know. Like going to bat for these people. Like you have any idea. That kid could be the biggest fucking weasel piece of shit in the world that native american elder they kept calling him an elder jared i'm like he's just an old dude because you call him an elder doesn't mean he's fucking important well you gotta respect your elders everybody in that video sucked there was another video too some dude

holding up a sign and it was it was the reverse like the liberal people were dancing in his face trying to knock off his Trump signs. Those people suck too. I'll tell you straight up. People, I'm not partisan here. It's not about politics. I'll tell you if you suck all the time. Everybody sucks.

This side, that side. You, her. And everybody on Twitter sucks too. People who are up in arms over this. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. He's just looking at them. No, Jared, he looks like an asshole.

I mean, he's got a smug look on his face. Are you watching the video? You don't think that kid looks like an asshole doing that? No, of course he does. I don't know if this is a viral... He looks like he's... He's not in his face. He's as close as you could be

without touching someone, Jared. When you said he's in his face, I thought he was going to be nose to nose like they were about to box. There's plenty of space in between their faces but you understand that if when before all the other videos came out of exactly what happened it looks like that this native american guy is just sitting there like peacefully celebrating his culture and this kid in a maga hat is standing there and all of his friends behind him are like chanting build the wall it's an asshole i'm not listening i can't there's no audio on. I can't hear this.

Just in the rocket. Big time MAGA guy. Sure. I'm not. I mean, that's what that reaction was right there. Rocket does not do politics. I'm just saying that with this, this, uh, the video, as it was described to me, I thought they were like nose to nose and that's just not the case.

All right. I mean, their nose was not touching, but that is for sure. Like, uh, I'm going to stand as close as I can to you to like disrupt you and disrespect you. But I can be like, I'm not touching. I'm not touching. I'm not touching, but that is for sure like I'm going to stand as close as I can to you to like disrupt you and disrespect you, but I can be like I'm not touching, I'm not touching, I'm not touching. I mean like this is a weird unit of measurement but like you could fit a cookie sheet in between their faces. If you put a cookie sheet in between their two faces, it would fall to the ground

and wouldn't even touch either of them. Okay, Jared, but if like okay, so let's pretend that we're sitting at our desk back there and Hubs the entire day was in your face like that. Hubs, where he is seated mouth was in your face like that Hubs where he is seated is closer to me than this person that is just not true yes it fucking is like we're literally touching each other so if somebody we're like linking arms because all right I have I have white socks Dave came in here right now all right Gaz trying to stir the pot I mean we're

gonna talk about it anyways why if white socks was going to come in here because they obviously these two people in this video did not get along. So let's say White Sox Dave comes in and stands that close to you and just smiles in your face with that smirk. That's a perfect example. So you're sitting here. You're sitting here explaining like your position on this whole like pitch gate thing. And White Sox Dave is standing right next to you, smirking and smiling that close to your face, you would hate it. First of all, White Sox Dave could not look at me face-to-face because he's 5'3".

Okay. You're what, 5'6"? 5'10". Okay. Also awesome, Rockets performance at the winter weekend. I mean, like, when I was talking to you guys— Wait, wait, wait, wait. I want to do something here, Jared.

Okay, okay. I want to apologize. You do? I want to apologize. For what, Kevin? wait, wait. I want to do something here, Jared. Okay, okay. I want to apologize. You do? I want to apologize. For what, Kevin? Casey, not now. I'm asking you for what? Let him go.

I'm apologizing. I'm apologizing. Don't do it. For making fun of you. Mm-hmm. For not ever drinking beer. No, not that, Kevin. No, don't go soft.

Around the kids. Don't go soft. Because I didn't know how many fucking kids come up to you. It is the stupidest thing. It is so inexplicably dumb and weird that all of these people let their small children go hug the rocket. It's so weird. Okay, so first of all. I get it. I get it now. I don't want to be, so first of all... I get it.

I get it now. I don't want to be drunk in front of all these little seven-year-olds. Yeah. I understand where you're coming from and I was really hoping

this isn't where you went, but here's my problem. Here's my problem with all the... First of all, it was awesome that you got all those videos because it was really cute

and whatever. I didn't even take those. You act like I had a videographer. I am giving you... Can you let me give you a compliment? It was cute. It was funny. It was whatever else.

However, I still don't think that if they listen to Section 10, if these kids are listening to Section 10, if these kids are watching his videos, beer on his breath is the last problem. The last problem. If those kids are listening to Section 10, they're probably drunk already. That's what I'm saying. Probably mass holes. So it's like these. Or drinking with their parents in the last problem. The last problem. Those kids are listening to Section 10, they're probably drunk already. That's what I'm saying. Probably mass holes. So it's like these- Or drinking with their parents in the parking lot.

So here's the two options that I have with these kids approaching Jared. One, they're actually listening and consuming his content to where his alcohol would not matter because he has a filthy mouth and says whatever he wants. Awesome. I'm everywhere. Or two, or two-

I hope they do not listen to this. The kids have no idea And their parents are like We can talk to Jared if we send our toddler I'm definitely blaming the parents All those parents The parents listen to the show But are the parents doing this as a joke?

No it's like the parents listen to the show And it's like oh I want my kid to get a picture Section 10 or this show? Probably all of it Like our parents being like the rockets for the kids. Let's be funny. Or is it like, I'm listening.

I like this Red Sox blogger. Both. Yeah. I mean, when you signed the baby and signed a baby, signed a baby and then wrote on Twitter, I just signed a fucking baby. Yeah.

But that baby can't read that. And the video, the video is great. He's like, let me get this baby. Let me get this baby. It was a great weekend. There were a lot of, I mean, it was.

Every time I scroll, I refresh my timeline, there's another picture of Jared at the top with yet another fucking, like, preschooler. Yeah. Another baby, another toddler, another, like, eight-year-old. Yeah. Do you think that it really matters if he had beer on his breath? Yes.

No, it doesn't. The kids are not consuming my content. It's the parents. And they're like, oh, I want my kid to take a picture with this dude that I listen to on his podcast or whatever. The kids are obviously... So they're bait. No, I don't think it's bait.

Well, that's what that is. It's just like they're going to grow up someday and be like, oh, remember when we went on a winter weekend when you were a little kid? So why wouldn't the parents just take a picture with you? They did. I know, but I'm saying normally when you send a kid like that, it's like sending kids to get autographs. Professional athletes are not going to turn a five-year-old away like they would turn

a 45-year-old away. I mean, like, if you listen to Section 10 and your friends listen to Section 10, they'll get a kick out of like, hey, my six-year-old took a picture with Jared. For sure. Yeah. It's probably just for laughs with other people that they know that listen to the show. Right. So they're using their kid as bait. We're saying the same thing. Not to get to me.

We're saying the exact same thing. Yeah, but you use it as, like, they use the kid to get to me. Like, it's not like I'm not, I don't give people the time of day. Like, I gave everybody the time of day. Literally, like, stood there for three hours. And then you look on Twitter and everything's like, great to meet you! Thanks for coming up to say hi! Say hi next time! That was great! Yeah. And then you look on Twitter and everything's like, great to meet you. Thanks for coming up to say hi. Say hi next time.

That was great. Yeah. And just videos of babies. Just babies. And a dollar bill to some smoke in the club. I stood there by myself for three hours until everybody got their picture. Red Sox security came up to me.

They were like, do you need us to escort you out of here? And I was like, absolutely not. Rocket is for the kids. You're such a hero, Jared. It's for the people. For the kids. Hero. American hero. I didn't say it. Might as well give you a fucking holiday. Hey, Casey, I didn't say it. I'm just saying that I did not

say, hey, get me out of here. I waited until everybody got what they wanted. There's a little hoochie who comes up to you in the club with a dollar bill. Yeah. How'd that go down? Friday was the I was the drunkest on Friday, not Saturday. So I don't really remember that. Oh, you blacked that out.

Oh, yeah. Interesting. You look like at least together in the video. Who took that video? A stoolie. She had a look on her face afterwards. Like, you're goddamn right. I just asked the Rockets for an autograph on a dollar bill.

Yeah, that was a wild call. Yeah, she asked me. I mean, what in the world do you do with that? She probably just spends that. By the way, the reason why that took so long is because not only did I sign it, I believe I also wrote Rocket on it. I'm sure I was thinking...

I can't even imagine the amount of things you could write on that dollar bill at that moment. Yeah, yeah. I thought there was a phone number. Fuck no. For sure. I thought there was definitely going to be a number, maybe a picture of a Rocket. Yeah, no. You don't just get the Rocket's number. Fuck no. For sure. I thought there was definitely going to be a number, maybe a picture of a rocket. Yeah, no, you don't just get the rocket's number. Hotel room number. No.

None of that. None of that. It was just, you know, hey, you want to come up to my hotel room covered in semen? Yeah, that was the other thing, too, is the second that I walked into my hotel room, it was just like, how many inches of this place can I cover in semen? Can we not go back to this place? Casey, a couple guys talking right now. Please, I don't want to go back to this.

So I saw that, obviously, you know, Dave picks up the tab of the hotel. I walk in there, and I was like, this is a pretty nice hotel. Thanks, Dad. Be ashamed if something happened to it. I mean, that is just a blank canvas for which you can paint. Yeah. Bob Ross up in this bitch paints some happy little trees on the wall. I feel like Jared is using

this to avoid the elephant in the room that he says he was going to address. We'll get to it. What's the elephant in the room? All these things about winter weekend, we're great. Rocket, great for the brand. YP just shows up above the fucking cloud.

Great for the brand. That was just serendipity. Along with all the babies and the autograph Great for the brand. That was just serendipity. Along with all the babies and the autographs and the cum. It was a speed pitch challenge. That I won, by the way. You may have won the battle,

but you certainly lost the war here. I don't think I did. You threw 68 miles per hour. Now we're not talking like... We're talking miles and hours here, right? There's no sort of like conversion that I'm getting wrong? And that picture wasn't photoshopped or anything. It was a video. Were you throwing like a circle change?

So here's what happened. We wanted to do this competition where we did like the speed pitch. It was me, Fights, Coley, and Steve. And I said, my handicap is you guys can throw fastballs. I'll throw change ups. And then the kids, the kids came and they were like, hey, listen, they're like, we want to see the rocket pitch. And I was like, what do you guys want to see?

You want to see the smoke or you want to see the change up? And they were like, change up, change up, change up. So I was like, sure, no problem. Whatever kids want. So I started dropping down circle changes. And that's what that video was. That's what you saw. But obviously without context. That's a very funny story and a very funny spin zone. But also you probably have to kill yourself and your entire persona of the rocket. No, I mean, they were changing. For real, for real. When you when I mean, there have been bets

placed in this office before about whether you could throw 75 and then you came up and said, well, I know 85. Well, you went through 68.

I mean, obviously, like the Internet had a blast of this because I've been on top of the world for like a year now, like longer. So it's like, oh, wow, the guy that calls

himself the rocket, he can only throw 68. That's just not true. Like, first of all, it's a bad night. It, the guy that calls himself the Rocket, he can only throw 68. That's just not true. Like, first of all. Was it just a bad night? It was during the day. Did you warm up? Of course not.

During the day. What, you mean like the bright lights of a night game speed pitch? You can't throw during the day? I mean, I was violently hungover, Kevin. Okay. Like, violently hungover. So why would you have even agreed to do it? Because I don't care.

Do you not care, though? No. Did I acknowledge... You know who cares. Cunt Socks Dave? Do you know who cares? No, I didn't. I have not even...

Cunt Socks Dave. Like, White Socks Dave, he blogged about it. If I ever thought about blogging about something that he did, I would kill myself. If I thought about something... If I thought that something that he did was I would kill myself. If I thought about something, if I thought that

something that he did was bloggable, if that thought crossed my mind, I would blow my brains all over the fucking wall. I mean, fine, but we always kind of say, you know, when people beneath us are like, oh, you responded to me, that must mean...

Yeah, no, I just didn't acknowledge. You just called him Cunt Socks Dave. That's his name. No, I just didn't acknowledge. You just called him cunt socks. But yeah, I mean, I mean, like, like you could respond and it's okay to respond to people beneath you, but you absolutely, but I was going to do it on my terms. I'm going to do it on my show.

Like, I'm not going to, like, I'm not going to let you, like, you don't get to call the shots. So, so can we expect a fireworks on section 10?

No, no, no, no, I'm doing it here. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

no, okay. No, I mean, that, like, that's like, when he, when, yeah. Okay. No, I mean, that's just what it is. When he then steps up and puts out his video throwing 91. So the funny thing about him throwing 91 is, A, that gun was broken.

I actually have video. It's funny, Mikey, if you want to post it. I have video of someone throwing 97 on that gun, which is weird because if you're a fan of the game, throwing 97, you should be in the game. Like, what are you doing at the game? You should be in the show. Yeah, so we have someone throwing 97 on that gun, so it's got to be completely accurate, right? So he throws 91 with running and a crow hop.

We were just throwing on flat ground. There was no crow hop, and he was also throwing from, like, 30 feet away, and I was throwing from, like, the full 60 feet, 6 inches. So, yeah, I mean, it is what it is. Like, it's not – I'm not proud of it, but there was no warm-up. I mean, that's why – that's how you can tell the athletes from the non-athletes. Anyone that was like, oh, my God, you could only throw 68. It's like, we're not actually doing this for real here.

Got it. Like, the real athletes know you got to warm up. You have to stretch it out. I haven't thrown a baseball in forever. Yeah, if you're going to actually go on the gun, then you would have to warm up. Yeah, like, you don't just, you can't just take a baseball. I mean, listen, all of that's true.

Huck it as fast as you can and be like, put me on the gun. The fact that it was even 68 from just like not warming up is miraculous. Okay. But here's the thing. Like fights through 63. Same, same circumstance. He also played college baseball. Didn't warm up.

Didn't stretch. Didn't do any of that shit. Yeah. Doesn't walk around calling himself the rocket. Kevin, I'm 30 years old. Okay. We were, the rocket was born many, many moons ago. About 30 years. Yeah. Like I, I'm 30 years old. Okay? The Rocket was born many, many moons ago. About 30 years.

Yeah. Like, I'm a blogger now. Like, I don't... I'm a blogger now. I don't... So, you're hanging him up? I hung him up a long time ago. Well, wasn't it a big problem over the...

Whenever we did the carnival that Kate, like, pitched better than you and you defended that forever? That just didn't happen either. I mean, she's... Well, Kate was able to hit the... The target. I hit the target and almost broke the fucking thing. Ball shot off the side. It was crazy.

Tweet that video, too. So White Sox Dave, you have to admit, is the current champion of speed pitch. No, no. If he wants to actually do this, then we should do it on, like, the same gun. And he can't, like, sprint 16 feet and then hug it. I would like to see what White Sox Dave can do in, like, a pitch it on the same gun, and he can't sprint 16 feet and then I would like to see what White Sox Dave could do in a pitch, like a wind-up, or from the stretch, or whatever you want to call it. He wasn't pitching.

I didn't do a crow-hop. Nobody knows speed coming out of a fucking outfielder crow-hopping and air-mailing one home. Obviously, his gun was juiced to the gills if you got Joe Blow walking up to the fucking thing and throwing 97. Like, you should be in the big leagues.

Like, what are you doing? You're a fan. You throw 97. You got cunt socks Dave throwing 91. So, like, I'll give it to him. His 91 was probably, like, high 70s, low 80s was probably what he actually did. You think the gun was off by, like, 10, 15 miles per hour? No, I think that regular fans

can throw 97 miles an hour. That's what I think. You do realize that you sound triggered, right? No, I'm just... I mean, Casey, I can't not address this. I know. He fucking blogged about it. He's tweeted about it.

He's like, what do you want me to do? I'm glad you responded to it, but you giving him now this new nickname makes it sound like it's his name. It's on his birth certificate. Cunt Socks Dave. Does anyone actually know his real name? Like the most irrelevant person at this company.

First name, White Socks, last name Dave. Cunt Socks Dave is his name. And he's also the mayor of Scoop City. Oh, by the way, funny story that you mentioned that he's the mayor of Scoop City. Oh, by the way, funny story that you mentioned that he's the mayor of Scoop City. So when we went to Vegas for the winter meetings, he wasn't even full time yet, and he sent like this scathing email to someone at Barstool being like,

why am I not at the winter meetings? Do you know who I am? I could be getting so many scoops right now. No one gives a fuck about what cunt socks dave is tweeting for scoops he all of his blogs like i could have broken the story but i didn't like he does do that all the time all the time he just cites other people be like i knew this i could have broken this like that's that's his thing i believe over the weekend was like i'm drunk i just threw 91 and i know what's gonna And I know what's going to happen with Machado, but I'm not going to say anything.

Are you 16 years old, dude? We were at the casino. I'm so fucking drunk right now. I know what's going on with Machado. Ask me anything. Yo, if you. Let me tell you something right now. If you know what's going on with Manny Machado and you just don't say anything.

Yeah. Dave will fire you. Yeah. Dave Portnoy will fire you. Didn't he go to the Bears game and then just not produce any content and he was on the job for a week at that time? Yeah, that was Barstool, Chicago's first weekend.

Yeah, he's killing it. And then when he was in Chicago, he came to New York and then he challenged me to a fight at Rough and Rowdy and then when he sobered up the next morning, he was like, oh, that was someone else. They took my phone. Dude, you can't even win a fight with a stick of gum on cable access TV rough and rowdy. And then when he sobered up the next morning, he was like, Oh, that was someone else. They took my phone, dude.

You can't even win a fight with a stick of gum on cable access TV. And you want to fight the rocket on pay-per-view. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Tell him, are you mad? Tell him, Jared,

tell him rocket. Is he going to call into this radio show? Who gives a fuck? I would love to. I mean, I gave a fuck. I would love to. I mean, I give a fuck. I would love to hear him call in and argue with you right now. Put out the bat signal. There's nothing to argue about.

Like, it's, like, if he wants to do that, if he wants to do, like, an actual, like, if we're on the same radar gun, sure. The one that he was on, juiced. Do you think that he could throw harder than you, though? I'm not saying 91, but do you think he would throw harder than you? From, like, a wind-up? I think it would be close from a wind-up. Do you think if you crow-hopped, you could throw harder than you though not on it i'm not saying 91 but do you think he would from like from like a wind-up i think it'd be close from a wind-up do you think if you crow hopped you could throw as hard as he does on that gun maybe not on the fucking gun that was that winter weekend that one was just cranked down yeah yeah that gun was not legit i mean if you had

you need like a legit calibrated radar gun well yeah, yeah, I would do that. Well, no. We've got to make this happen. I just want the same fucking gun. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Because then if it's miscalibrated, it's miscalibrated for everyone. And I don't – Listen, anybody can throw – There were people in the office that were trying to do this like the other – they were trying to do it like a year ago.

They were like, hey, let's go upstairs and we'll do like the radar gun. And I was like, all right, do I get warm-up tosses? And they were like, no. And I was like, what is that? If you're going to throw it as hard as you can from the wind-up, you have to warm up. It's not legit if you can't warm up. Dave's on the line.

Dave's on the line? Yes. Line A, line 11. We got White Sox Dave. Jared refers to him as Cunt Sox Dave. That's his name. How we doing, Dave? What's this Cunt Sox Dave floating around the internet right now?

That's your name. You are Cunt Socks Dave. Why is that my name? I can throw a baseball like a man. Because you're a cunt. Like a fucking five-year-old, man. Come on. I mean, you literally ran and crow-hopped and celebrated in front of a juiced gun.

How do you? It was a stalker. Do you even know what a stalker is, Jared? ran and crow-hopped and celebrated in front of a juiced gun. How do you? It was a stalker. Do you even know what a stalker is, Jared? What are you talking about? We have the video. Exactly. Yes.

It was a stalker. It was a legit Major League Baseball scouting gun. But he says there's someone else on that gun. Hang on, hang on, hang on, Dave. Dave, wait, wait, wait, Dave. He says there's someone else on that gun through Hang on, hang on, hang on, Dave. Dave, wait, wait, wait, Dave. He says that someone else on that gun threw 97. We have that video as well. Yeah. Yeah.

And you believe that, like, just an average Joe? Yes. That kid's a Division I baseball player. I know him. Central Michigan. No, this kid's a Chicago State player. But, yeah, 68. You you gotta at least crack 70, man Come on

I mean I'm not entertaining this car If you wanna do it If you wanna do an actual radar gun showdown I'll do that You can't You can't use your fucking You can't get a fucking

16 mile running start. I'm going to make the rules. We will do. From an actual area. We'll have the same gun. Same radar gun. Hey, Jared. Yeah, I'll even do that.

I'll give you like a point spread, a mile per hour spread. Eight and a half. From the windup. Eight and a half. From the windup. Dave, from the windup. Yeah windup Dave from the windup Yeah no fucking crow hop I did

Two pitches normally I threw 84 Okay well that's not the one That you brag about all the time Okay so wait Here's what we're going to do We're going to get at least on the same page with the same gun I don't know what a stalker is I don't know which is calibrated which is not But as long as you guys have a uniform gun we're going to do. We're going to get at least on the same page with the same gun. I don't know what a stalker is. I don't know which is calibrated

and which is not, but as long as you guys have a uniform gun, we're good. We're going to do it from 66, 60 feet, 6 inches, obviously. We're going to do a wind-up, and we're going to both warm-up. We want the real deal. We want no excuses. The same warm-up,

the same everything from the wind-up. Are you accepting a point spread, a miles per hour spread? No. Okay, because I heard whoever that is in the background, is that Eddie Carl, who is it, offering eight and a half miles per hour? Yeah, this is Carl right here.

I'll handicap it on a sole basis that Jared Kravitz can't squat more than 135 pounds. I'm drinking leg sink. By the way, Carl, pounds. I'm a strength and weight senior. By the way, Carl, like, I'm surprised at Carl, because I actually defended him during, like, the Britt McHenry thing. I retract that. Fuck Carl, too.

Oh! I think, like, Eddie's the only one that I like. I didn't ask for the Boston McGray to take my back. You just did it because I was right about that. This is legit, dude. You really think you're going to throw harder than White Sox today? This is fucking hilarious. This is the content I needed on a Monday morning.

Thank you. I mean, I've never heard of a more, like, sensitive, triggered bunch than the Barstool Chicago guys. They are the most triggered, sensitive bunch that we've ever hired. All we said is you throw 68 to throw like a girl. Yeah. I mean, you're the one talking about it on the radio. You're the Saugus Rocket. You're the one that fucking

blogged about it. We were in Foxwoods. You're in fucking Chicago in a closet office because you can't afford anything better. You're blogging about me. Nobody's talking about you guys. I don't even fucking think about you. The world for me stops when a guy who calls

him the Saugus Rocket walks around the way you do and fucking knocks 68 in front of everybody and then backtracks because you weren't troll hopping. I mean, this could not be more clear that these guys are so fucking mad, so fucking jealous that they're in Chicago. By the

way, the funniest thing, the funniest thing that the Chicago guys have done was with the bit that they did when they were like oh we're going full-time at barstool are we going to new york fuck no no one asked you to come to new york oh okay yeah they did actually no they didn't no they sure didn't no they sure didn't. And everybody in Chicago goes, please don't go to New York and be as bad as they are out there. Be as good as you can be here in Chicago.

And that's exactly what we're doing. You should worry about yourself, Jared. I'm not the one hitting 68. Dude, you guys are the ones that are blogging about me. You guys are talking about, I don't even think about Chicago. Obviously, obviously, you don't. Obviously, Jared. Jared, if you want me to put you on like how to throw a baseball training program i will do that for you because i want you to be the best

baseball blogger you can be out in out new york covering the red sox and shit if you want to learn how to teach me how to be a baseball blogger the guy that writes two blogs a year and then bitches that he's not the main baseball guy i I have never bitched a thing about that, Jared. Oh yeah. No, not publicly, just privately. That's where you do all your bitching. That's where you do all your bitching is privately. I do all my bitching. Okay. Um, next time I want to read about an OPS of like what David Ortiz hit in 2014,

I'll go to a Red Sox blog. But I don't care. Every time that I want to read about a reporter that had the news but didn't report it, I'll click on fucking Cunt Sox Dave's blog. It's because the organization doesn't want me to. I have that level of respect for them. So then, oh, yeah, so all you want to do is let people know that you know, but you just can't say anything. You want the credit, but you don't have the balls to put it out there. Yeah.

Dave, we got blogger school tomorrow. I gotta be honest. We might have to have a chapter of blogger school that says if you have news and you have scoops and you know what you're talking about and you just don't put it on the site. Say that you have them. But let everybody know, but then don't put it out there. That's probably a...

I have a conference call with the White Sox later this afternoon, actually, with the front office. So that is going to be something we do address now that this is my full-time job. So be prepared to get scooped on literally everything. I had a fucking Yankee scoop a couple weeks ago. Scoop City! Sweet. Yeah, exactly.

Sweet scoops Cause that's what Barstool does right We break news Why not if you have it why not Okay alright yeah You should take your own fucking advice then Instead of talking about all the news that you can't break Maybe break some news if that's your thing

Jerry this isn't what this is about This is about how you have a reg on man You throw 68. Yeah. Is that news? I'm sure you wouldn't put that out there. I mean, I literally did a video. Are you left-handed or right-handed?

You throw left, you're right, Jerry. I'm being dead serious. You throw left, you're right. I don't know. Okay, this is what we're going to do. I'm being serious. We're going to give. We're going to do this.

He's right-handed, and he fell 68. That is a fucking absolute travesty. Jared, we're going to do this. We're going to do this the right way. Carl. Carl. D1 Carl. Tell me how, like, fastball velocity helps you at your job here at Barstool Sports.

Can you write me a thesis on that? I guarantee you he can. No, I'm not going to. Fuck you. You write it. Okay. You're the one who sucks. I suck.

We're going to do this the right way. I suck. I think the Rocket has more Twitter followers than the whole fucking Chicago office combined. That's why you're cunt socks, Dave. All right, dude. We're three years into this job, so let's talk, dude. We're three weeks into this job. Let's talk a year.

Three weeks into the job. You fucking you've been at Barstool for years. You haven't been full time. You have the Barstool handle in your fucking name for years. That's not true. I just became a W2 employee. I was at 1099 for like six months before that. Before that, I wasn't anything. I was just writing

blogs. Hey, Jared, Jared, we're going to do this the right way. When it's warm out in the spring, we're going to get a calibrated radar gun. We're going to go to a mound either in New York City or Chicago, wherever. We can meet in the middle of, like, Cleveland or something. I'll do it in the cactus league. Oh, yeah. We can do it down at Spring. Well, they're in Florida, the Red Sox are.

And the Sox are. But anyways, and then after that, we're going to, I'm going to hit off you and you can hit off me. All right. Does that work for you? Sure.

Sure. Are you, are you, when are we doing it? We will figure that out in the next couple of days. Okay. Deal. All right. So then you. White Sox Dave.

And you sure you don't want me to give you like a point spread? No. I mean... Okay, that's fine. So what's the winner? I'll let you pick it even. Alright, we'll think about it.

So we'll come up with the stakes, and we'll come up with the timing, which let's do it sooner than later. Nobody's going to give a fuck about this if this lingers on too much longer. So we'll come... We obviously have to do it towards baseball season. We'll conclude with that, but I mean, you know,

we can do it spring training, which is a couple weeks away. You can't let this die down, because this is like... Yeah, you need to do it now. If this is going to be a real rivalry, and if both of you guys are going to talk shit on both sides then you've got to handle it like pretty soon. Or people aren't just going to get the stakes. We'll get the circumstances all hammered out and we'll figure

out who's got who's got the good rocket versus the White Sox Dave in what has to be just the silliest, dumbest fucking Barstool shit in the world. Like, ridiculous. Like, worry about your own fucking stuff.

Like, who the fuck does that? I love it. Hey, Jared. Hey, Carl. You don't know this. All right, I'm done. I'm done with this. Thanks, guys. Okay.

Kevin, Casey, Jared. That's Carl and White Sox Dave. Check out Barstool Chicago, Eddie, Chief, all those guys out there doing the Barstool thing in the Midwest. Taylor's on the line talking Rocket versus White Sox. Dave will take this call before we hit the break. What's up, Taylor? What's up, guys?

Look, before I even say it, I hate the fucking Red Sox, but I have a Go Jared Go supporter from day one. Jared, you better fucking throw your fucking arm out. I want you to hit fucking 100 on the dog. Jared's going to need surgery. He's going to be like, the last ball he ever throws. Here's the thing. White Sox Dave will probably throw.

Oh, go ahead. I was going to say, White Sox Dave will probably throw. Oh, go ahead. I was going to say, White Sox Dave will probably end up throwing harder than me. But I know that I throw harder than 68. Like, the people that are like, oh, 68, blah, blah, blah. It's like, you don't understand that you can't just not warm up and then throw your fastest fastball. That's not how pitching works. It will definitely be higher than 68 when you get a chance to warm up and stretch out. The question is how much

higher will it be? And Dave does not get to do his crow hop and it does sound like maybe he was on a little bit of a juice gun. So it won't be 91. And the question is how much lower will he be? You guys will probably meet somewhere in the middle and the question will be who floats in at like 82 versus 80

or something like that. You guys are both going to take an at-bat too? I don't even care about that. I just care about pitching. To the Rockets' defense, he's never been the one touting. I know, but that's why I was confused that Jared agreed to that. Well, I mean, yeah, I'll do the pitching thing. But like I said, I don't think that I will throw harder than Dave,

but I know that his velocity will be lower and mine will be higher. That's all. Right. No, I probably think that's going to happen, but that's not the name of the game, Jared. The name of the game is who can throw harder. That's not for me. But that was the whole argument just now.

Not really. I mean, it was, oh, 68, 68. It's like, all right, I know that I throw harder than that. Then why wouldn't you have taken the miles per hour spread then? Because that's just like, it's pity. I don't care. Do you think that you will fall within eight and a half miles?

If you were to take the points, whatever, miles per hour, would you win? I haven't thrown off a mound since I was like 22 years old. It's been a long time since I't thrown off a mound since I was 22 years old. It's been a long time since I've thrown off a mound, so I have no idea. If I actually start throwing regularly and...

Are you? Will you? Yeah, maybe, yeah. I mean, it would make sense to do that, yeah. I can promise you White Sox Dave is going to... Sure. He's probably doing it right now. He's probably going outside right now.

He's probably going to needle in his ass right now. That guy cares more about competing and doing all that. That's him, and that's fine. It works for him. I just know that I throw harder than that. So it is what it is. Let's figure it out sooner than later. I don't want to wait a couple months.

I'm the same way. I don't want to wait for April, like opening day. We'll do it opening spring training. Two weeks. I mean, you need more than two weeks to build up shoulder strength. Three weeks, four weeks. I don't want you to build up shoulder strength.

I want you to throw. But if you want it to be authentic, you want to see how hard we can throw. That's the whole radar gun thing. You can't just go. But it's like, well, you could train for five years and continue to throw harder. I don't care about that.

I want to know right now. That'd be like me being like, all right, have sex on film right now. I don't have a boner. No, that's just not the same thing. Yes, it is. No, it's not. No, it is not. Because Jared, getting a boner is warming up.

So what you're telling me right now is that you could go out and warm up for a pitching contest and you would have a boner if you're about to have sex. It has nothing to do with training. What's Kevin going to go to the fucking gym and work his dick out for two months? No! That's not how this fucking works. You're completely incorrect.

It's just not how it works. If I warm up, I throw harder. That's how that works. So then do it in two weeks. Why do you need months to get your shoulder strength? He doesn't need boner strength. Because if you want it to be authentic, then you would want to build up to that. No, if I wanted to be authentic, I would let you train for an entire offseason. We don't care about it being that authentic.

Okay. A few weeks. A few weeks. Enough time to get loose and get in the rhythm. Not enough that we all lose interest. And Kevin loses his boner that you're speaking of. Yeah. Is he, like, giving an actual breakdown?

No! A boner is not the same! It's not the same! Not the same as working up your shoulder strength. Like, I don't even have a dick, and I know that. What? The break. Yeah, please set the break.

When we come back, final segment of the day on Clancy and the Rockets. We'll be right back. Looking like a piece of foam. Buick speakers, red cooler. 85 Bears, Zubas, Polar Sausage, Bratwurst. Walking like my cockers. Stacey Adams, no shirt. Just to get a case of squirt. We are joined now by Trent Ryan. What am I doing here? Hey. First of all, are you a toothbrush sharer?

Yes. Okay, good. Absolutely. Yeah. His words were absolutely. And he said grow up, right? Grow up, everybody. Yeah.

Grow up. Germaphobes, fuck yourself. Who cares? Yeah. A lot of things can kill you. Sharing a toothbrush is not going to kill you. How about the thing? How about this? If you don't share toothbrushes, kill yourself. That's right. You can't get that one, Deke. You're worried about fucking toothbrushes killing you?

How about you kill yourself? Yeah. If you think a toothbrush is going to kill you, yeah, you're weak. It's Darwinism. If you are that afraid of a fucking toothbrush, kill yourself. You don't deserve to live. I love that. We had somebody tweet at us say that if he found out

somebody else used his toothbrush, he would never speak to them again. I would say the opposite. I don't want to talk to you. Right, I would say it's the opposite. It's like you're more friends with them. It's a bonding experience. It is.

I'm not going to just share a toothbrush with anybody. No. I'm only going to share a toothbrush with somebody I think is a clean person. I'm not giving it to a homeless person on the street. Who in this office would you not share your toothbrush with? I feel like I would share my toothbrush with less people, or I wouldn't share my toothbrush.

I'm trying to say there are more people in this office I wouldn't share my toothbrush with than I would. I disagree with that. I feel like there's a lot of people in this office I would. I agree with that. You do? Yeah, we got some disgusting people here. Yeah, but you're the one. I was actually thinking about it.

It's like I would probably share it with my co-host buddy the most, but also my co-host buddy is a fucking chaw dog, like cancer mouth freak. You can't get cancer from it. No, but you got like holes in your teeth from candy and you got fucking jaw. But you would still share a toothbrush with him because you're close to fights. I just don't care. But if we're picking disgusting mouths, I think

you might be at the top of the list. I got a clean ass mouth, man. A lot of people that dip in this office, that's a really good point. It's also just things like I just, you know, I don't want to use Nate's toothbrush. I don't like Nate. That has nothing to do with his mouth. I just don't want to use anything to do with Nate, you know, I don't want to use Nate's toothbrush. I don't like Nate. That has nothing to do with his mouth. I just don't want to use anything to do with Nate, you know?

You know who I hadn't really considered what he'd be thinking during this? Keith. Keith might not be able to be in the room with us while we had this discussion. Yeah, that's true. Keith might be like, I can't be in here. He's a little soy boy pussy bitch. Keith puts his dirty, like, you have a drink every day after work? Yeah.

Keith puts his cup on my desk after because he doesn't like his desk being dirty. He knows I don't care. So he just puts his on my desk. Throw my trash over to John. He just throws his trash on my desk. I'm like, whatever, that's fine. I don't care. That's a perfect symbiotic relationship there.

Everybody's got their roles and they know what they're doing. I brought the commissioner of the ball and cup league in here because I have a proposition. Okay. Cause you're banned. I am going to take the ball and cup on the road to Atlanta to spread the good game of ball and cup league. We'll have athletes,

celebrities, entertainers, all flipping. You come on my radio show to do an interview, you ball and cup flip. You do answer the internet, you ball and cup flip. We'll have, much like answer the internet is now basically celebrities are doing KFC radio, you'll now have celebrities doing the ball and cup leak. I like the idea that you're an ambassador for it.

I will say before this, I was on the act and apparently Kate was reporting to me that Kate wanted to steal the ball and cup and take it on the RV with her, which I was not a fan of. My only problem is that I like to be there when it happens. Like, I like to be the overseer of the records. Once again, it's just the Commissioner Ryan show. Well, we've never done it where it's going on the road. I feel like going through any sort of it where it's gone on the road. That thing, that's like, I feel like it going through any sort of travel, it's going to break. Like, I don't see it. If it goes down to Atlanta, I don't see it coming

back. It's probably a fairly accurate assessment. Yeah. I think you're all grossly underestimating. And the problem is, if there is literally only one of them in the world, I would still, A, want to spread the good game and be an ambassador for it

and be able to treat that thing like my own child but is is you being an ambassador for the game not akin to pete rose being an ambassador for baseball it is a conflict of interest you're the one who's fans are like fucking pete rose you're the one who's been the most you know you uh influential yeah influential but also reckless with the ball in the cup. And I don't know. What am I going to trust you taking it all the way across the country to offer rescinded? Get the fuck out of here. I mean, just continue to go play with the cameraman. Don't worry about NFL fucking superstars ball and cup flipping.

Don't worry. That is a good point. The league is the league is great. You stick to your professional lacrosse player. He failed yesterday. So the streak is over. Yes. Let's let professional lacrosse do it. hit 10 in a row. He failed yesterday. So the streak is over. Yes, let professional lacrosse do it. I was going to say, Steve is a professional athlete.

Well, yeah. I mean, lacrosse. Lacrosse is a sport. The ball and cup league has never been healthier. I think you are giving this offer because you're jealous of how popular it's become despite your absence. Oh, yeah. That's it. Ooh.

I don't totally disagree with that. All I see was an opportunity to have celebrities playing. I vividly recall you threatening us and saying that this league is going to crumble without you, and it's really barely a blip on the radar. I don't even. Is anybody even watching? Is anybody even talking about it? The only reason people talk about it is when I talk about it.

It's all over Instagram stories. People are talking. I do. Steve has 10 in a row. Yeah. Steve put things on the map a little bit. Now what? Your offer isn't rescinded. It's rejected.

Damn. You can't reject an offer that was rescinded. It's rejected. I rescinded it before you rejected it. It's rejected. I was going to say I appreciate the offer, but I don't. The offer is rejected. It was rescinded before you rejected it.

Get out of here. It's rejected. Rory from Boston is on the line. What's up, Rory? I got to take The offer is rejected. It was rescinded before you were rejected. Get out of here. It's rejected. Rory from Boston's on the line. What's up, Rory? I got to take this call right here. Chase from Texas. The subject line fights is the Amazon sex position. Oh my God. What do you got, Chase?

I hope this is a personal account. No, it's not. Not yet. Not yet. Watched and porn the other morning popped up uh x videos i think it was didn't even search anything the very top video the left corner was girls fucking guys in the amazon position i've never even heard of that position oh buddy you haven't lived. You are an amateur, my friend. Amateur board consumer.

I didn't think I was. I mean, I watch you as much as any other guy, but somehow I'd never seen this and hung out with. What did you think, bud? Unbelievable. I was all about it. What's that? No.

Wait, wait, hang on, Chase. We're going to explain to Casey. So it's like. I don't and I'm scared. It's like the girl is on top, but like a guy. Oh. So like the guy's legs are up like a girl's would be. And the girl is the one kind of like thrusting.

I didn't know. Christina Rose really rocks this. Is this something that you like? I don't know that I would like it in real life. I don't know. In my porn world, it's a nice little. Something about having my legs up makes me feel pretty vulnerable, I think. I can't believe you girls do that all the time. I don't know if that's –

It's wild. That's not a position I like to find myself in. I mean, look, I'll give it a whack. I do everything. I'll do anything. I'll try anything once. But if I had to – There's also not to be –

I think there's a lot of guys who would be, like, uncomfortable with that. I'm not uncomfortable with, like, the act of it. The butthole out there is a tough one. Well, but no one's really seeing that. It's not even the seeing it. The butthole out there is a tough one. But no one's really seeing that. It's not even the seeing it. It's feeling the air. You ever just have like butt air hit your butthole?

You're like, oh, my God, what is wrong? That shouldn't be exposed. That shouldn't happen. I'll tell you what. Things these girls do is wild. That's their regularity, John. That's just always the case for them. They're unnatural positions for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know, man. I always get a kick out of the thought of the most... One of, like, the most common positions. Doggy-style sex. For girls, they're just fucking staring at the wall. You know what I mean? It's just there's nothing in front of them. Put a mirror there. Yeah, yeah.

But if you don't have that... Put a mirror there. Like, all the action is always in front for us. There are times a girl will just look out the ceiling, look out the wall. They don't see anything. Which is better for us. Yeah, definitely. They don't even look anywhere.

Terrible for them. Well, no, it's probably better for them, too. They don't want to see this shit. They don't want to see it. That's just not true. It would just take away from your enjoyment. If you could see me, if you knew what I look like. Yeah, it depends on who you're fucking.

That's not for you. What I look like during sex, none of your fucking business. So, Chase, so, yeah, continue. I mean, your thoughts on the experience. Well, I haven't experienced it yet, but I was blown away that I had never seen that or even heard of it. I went to a deer lease that weekend and asked like five or six guys if they had ever heard of it, and not a one them had heard of i couldn't believe a fucking prude bunch of prudes maybe so you got yeah you guys got to get in on ksc radio and you'll learn all these things man the amazon do it all the time

that that afternoon i called the ksc radio uh answer machine to ask y'all about it so uh okay all right well we'll have to do a little uh we'll have to do a little wrap up on the podcast I called the KFC radio answer machine to ask y'all about it. Okay. All right. We'll have to do a little wrap-up on the podcast over there, too. Thanks for the call, Chase. Do you think, John, you could do the Amazon without laughing? Do you think that you could actually keep it hot? No, but I think that's how I like to have sex.

Yeah, you're always laughing. I have a good time with sex. I don't want you to really be like, this is weird. Let's acknowledge that what we're doing is a pretty ridiculous thing. Let's have some fun with it. Could you do the Amazon, Casey? No. I'm kind of with fights, so I'll try anything

once. Now... Imagine, Casey, let me just paint a picture right here imagine imagine you have a guy on the couch right

he's got his legs up he's holding his fucking legs up behind me and and you are painting him and his size

11 feet and just flopping around the side of your head like dumb bum there's definitely something about the proportions and the size that's just off you just ain't right it's ronald mcdonald dogs his toes are just flapping

in the wind yeah big like hairy legs fucking pointing to the sky the selling point i'm out like that'll be a no for me, dog. Everything about it for girls, all those positions, it's good because girls are tiny and they're smooth and they're tan and they're all that. Guys are none of that. There are just certain things that shouldn't be exposed. There are certain things that shouldn't be

up in the air. There's just certain things that are just unnatural. Can you imagine the first person to figure that out? Figure what out? The Amazon position. Like, you got to be one inventive motherfucker. Think that was a guy or a girl? I wouldn't imagine.

Anything deranged, I usually put the guys. Maybe I'm wrong, but I usually decide it's on us to wear that one. This naturally always brings up, shout out to the GOAT YP, the El Pollo Nino. The greatest, the greatest, weirdest porn of all time. By the way, what do you think of those women? They're terrible. What do you mean, what do I think of them? The women who have been deeply, like, it's like, it's like porn stars who were already famous.

Chris Phoenix Marie being like outcast to the fucking... This new subsect of porn stars has been created unbeknownst to them of Amazonians. That's a tough one to swallow. I imagine it's hard for a porn star to log in and see all my milf now. To be like I'm an Amazonian? God, I hate the

fucking gym. Jesus Christ. Hour number two coming up after the break. Welcome back to the greatest show on the fucking internet. It's Clancy and the Rockets. Jared is out. He's sick again. Fights is in. And the Super Bowl is almost upon us. The RV is already en route.

PMT and company driving down. Apparently this RV is dope. This is like a... It was Garth Brooks' tour bus. Yeah, that's... When? I don't know. At any point.

I think that's an important no. At any point, I think that Garth Brooks is popping. Is this Garth Brooks' tour bus in the 86 tour? No, I think...

That's so nice. I feel like that's even better because I feel like he was really crushing it in 86. I feel like he was fucking... Who's he married to?

Who's he married to? And that's an old bus is what I'm saying. I know I'm saying that his bus in his peak of touring was probably the dopest of the dope. I would disagree with that. Who's Garth Brooks married to? Trisha Yearwood?

Apparently this bus was theirs when they were already married. I think when... If it was old... When Garth Brooks was touring at his peak, that shit was fire. In its time, yes. I think even probably right now. I mean, like a car from 1986 isn't nice now.

This is my point. I was just joking. We're going too far into this. But like a car from 1986 is not a nice car now. I agree with that. I mean, have we seen any pictures or anything yet? I saw the outside. Did you not see it outside? Yeah, it was outside this morning. It looked fine. I agree with that. I mean, have we seen any pictures or anything yet? Did you not see it outside?

It was outside this morning. It looked fine. I'm sure it's very nice inside. I'm sorry I got us off track. I know. I asked how many beds were in there, and PFT told me there's four bunk beds and then a master suite. A master suite. That's what I called it.

I don't think he said those words, but I said that. I imagine it's much nicer than the Blackout Tour one, the Dixie Tour one. I would, but the Dixie one was really nice. It was good until we ruined it. It was nice until we set foot on it. Yeah, we ruined that real quick. We were on that fucking bus for ten minutes. Oh, my God.

My favorite thing in the world was when Hank was emptying the toilet and puking. Oh, my God. That is so fucking funny. He was just, no, I can't. I can't. I'm trying to eat. I remember being like, oh, poor Hank. Like, you are literally doing all the grunt work.

You're doing empty shit out of the fucking bus. But that's the thing. Like, that's on you, Hank. That's your crew. That's what PMT was doing. That's that bus. You got to clean that up. No, that was Dixie tour. Oh, right, right, right, Hank. That's your crew. That's what PMT was doing. That's that bus. You got to clean that up. No, that was Dixie Tour.

Oh, right, right, right, right. That was when those guys just literally lived out of that for like four straight months. Caleb came home with hand, foot and mouth disease. Those guys, they like went, they did like a tour of duty. They came off of that thing like fucking veterans. You have like PTSD when you leave the

Dixie Tour. So we got RV going down to Atlanta. We're going to be at the Ivy in Buckhead. There is big drama with the house. Is there? Why? Because of all the distance, the distance issues. But you guys are in the other house with us now, right?

Apparently, yeah. So we booked two houses, classic barstool. There's a bar and two houses. That's the main thing. There's one house that's right next to the bar. Like you can walk to radio every day. And then there's a house that with traffic is an hour and 10 minutes away from everything. I was like, I, and so then we found out Dan and Dave are in the one house.

They're gambling. They, they, they, you know, they're making all their content. That's next to the bar. And then they were like, all right, we'll put KS Radio in the one house they're gambling they they they you know they're making all their content that's next to the bar and then they were like all right we'll put ks radio in the other house i was like all right cool i don't care we'll have our own house like usually these things are right around the corner from each other and everybody kept being like are you okay with this situation like are you does everyone is everyone settled and i've ever been like i don't fucking know it's just i'm gonna go wherever the house is and like sleep there and then whatever if i'm okay with it i'm gonna start getting right so then i was like this is a little you're all asking me a little too many questions so i look at a map and i realize it's like an hour

and 10 minutes apart with traffic which at that point i was like well i might as well just stay in new york you might as well just be here if you're not with the cameraman and the social team and the rest of the gang and where you're fucking doing radio. I was like, I'll just stay here in New York. I never made a big stink about it, though. I don't know what ended up happening. All I know is that. I think it was the Patriots.

Brett Merriman caught the wrath yesterday. I told Nardini because Nardini texted us about it, and she was like, do you mind? I was like, I don't give a fuck. We were both the same. I don't give a shit. It's fine. But I said, but if the Patriots are in it, then all the Boston people should be together. Yeah, like if you're down in our house, then like we, all the bosses, yeah,

like if you're down in my house, in our house watching and then everyone else is in the other house, it's just stupid. Yeah. You're doing like, you're split electric. So I think that's when

they finally changed it. I don't know for sure, but got it, got it. So the Patriots fucking jacked everything up. What do you fucking know? Also,

I think I'm officially finally going, I'm definitely going to go forward with the Patriots insurance. Have you heard about this that he's trying to do? I've heard tail. Yes. Somebody DM to me and was like,

I'll put a thousand dollars down on the Rams to try to get the Patriots. Why are you texting me that? Like, I don't want this. We got a lot. I don't want the Patriots to lose. So on Venmo, we already have $650 and 13 cents.

And you're matching up to a thousand. Yeah. I'll match up to a thousand. I got a couple of guys. One guy wants to put up 500. Another guy wants to put put up a thousand so when it's all said and done we'll probably have like a few thousand dollar bet on the line for the patriots to win and the winning is a charity right so this is gonna be a hassle to fucking yeah no no no no this is i am being very very transparent here like you're not getting your money back if you give me money it is going

towards a bet i will take the winnings. The Venmo portion of the winnings, you know what I mean? We'll be put to charity. I've got the charity in mind. It's a very good one. Somebody I know personally, it's going to be very good.

I don't really want to like put it out there. Cause then if fucking Rams win, it's like, ah, just joking. You're not getting any money with this charity. But it's a little complicated, but it's a very good idea for Patriots haters out there to cope with this,

and there's a potential to donate a bunch of money to charity. So you're putting it on the Rams? No, I'm putting it on the Pats. Okay, okay. Because I think if I have money invested, there's going to be a part of me that actually wants the Pats to win and that will make the Pats lose.

He's like jinxing and mushing himself at the same time. I'm trying to harness the mush. It's something, people have talked about doing this forever and I've never done it. We're getting to the point where I have to try something because the Patriots keep going in the Super Bowl. So I need to try something. I gotta

spice this up a little bit because I can't just sit here and hate tweet them again. I gotta have a little something different going on here for this Super Bowl. So anybody who's ever wanted to try to game the system of sports gods and superstition, you want to spice the game up

a little bit and you want to potentially either celebrate a Patriots loss because, hey, we did it, or donate money to charity. This is for you. So I'm sure someone will find a way to say this is, I'm stealing or this is a horrible idea. The only way I see it is that either money goes to charity or the Patriots lose the Super Bowl. That's a fucking win-win for me and the rest of the, not for you, John,

but it's a win-win for everybody else. Does this look like the face of a man concerned? Yeah. I mean, basically what we're doing here is. Not even a little bit. Realistically, what we're doing here is just raising money for charity. Yeah. So if you have a problem with that, you can go fuck yourselves.

So here we got Angel on the line from Cali. He's talking the $1 bet. What's up, Angel? Hi, what's up, Dad? Hey. Yeah, I'll bet more than a dollar. I'll throw down $100 or whatever for the Patriots to lose. But you're a Jets guy, right?

Yeah. All right. So maybe why don't you think about this? Keep it in-house and donate the winnings to the Willie Colon Foundation. He played for the Jets. He's a Barstool guy, and he's got his own foundation. That's not a bad idea, and it's probably something I would have done, but I

have already talked to the other charity, and I can't, like, rescind that. Yeah, you can't take that back. I'll be like, oh, just joking. I'm giving it to my buddy Willie. That's fair. But it's... I'm going to give you money, and fuck the face of you, too. All right. Well, the Venmo is I'm giving it to my buddy Willie. That's fair. I'm going to give you money and I'm going to pay you to be the winner. All right.

Well, the Venmo is Kevin-Clancy-7, I believe. So if you do want to put that money down, we will gladly take it and put it towards the eventual donation because the Patriots will win the Super Bowl. The charity is already, it's a little bit like kind of in the barstool circle. So it is quite the worthy cause. of in the barstool circle. So it is quite the worthy cause. What's the number up to right now? $650.

I'll put up $1,000. And I haven't blogged it yet. So this is all basically just off a couple tweets yesterday. Yeah. So I'm hoping we get it up there. Did that guy ever DM you about the $1,000? No, I'll reach out to him too but i people need to understand like that's that's just that's just gone yeah you either lose that money or it's going to charity so you're just giving up a thousand dollars

need everyone to be very cognizant of what's happening here like i'm taking your money if someone wanted to gamble like why would they do it through you it's so easy to find a bookie like if you want to put a thousand dollars it's it through you? It's so easy to find a bookie. If you want to just put $1,000. It's about forcing. No, no, no. But I'm saying if this person who, when you're like, I want to be very clear, like $1,000. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If he thinks he's doing a $1,000 bet and you're just being a book man, that's crazy.

That's crazy. Very much not doing that. I very much get the idea you're doing it. I think it's smart. I think it's smart. I think it's a good idea. When I was talking to the guys at the charity today, I was like, I just want to be clear here. Like, I want the Rams to win.

The goal here is to ruin the Super Bowl for New England. The cool little, like, side effect, you know, bonus part is that you might get some money. I love that you're doing this because I think it's so cute. It is cute. Fuck you John. It's not going to be cute when the fucking I think it's adorable. I think it's like it's so cute like other teams have to do and I I respect it. I

I encourage it and no I'm glad Tom's going to keep contributing to the kids or to the adults whoever the hell you're giving money to Rear Admiral's on the line. Rear Admiral's was just out in LA withA. with the Chicklets guys. Him and his gang were, I don't know what you guys were doing out there. Are you still out there, Rear?

Holy shit, we just took the longest voyage ever from Los Angeles to San Jose yesterday. Yeah, we're in San Jose right now. I got into Los Angeles, well, we stayed in Venice Monday. Tore it up a little bit Monday, Tuesday. We got up yesterday. I left my Irish goodbye. Unfortunately, Irish goodbye, my ID and credit card as well. So we had to stop.

Oh, no. But fortunately, it was pretty much on the way. I was going to say, how far did you have to go out of the way for that? Because that's a tough one. If you're doing the road trip and one guy is like, hey, guys, we've got to go back because I left my ID, you're in the doghouse the rest of that trip, bud. Dude, it was lucky because we stopped at a Starbucks. And when I went to pay for something, I realized, I'm like, shit, my license isn't here.

I'm like, all my credit card, it must be my pants. And I'm like, no, wait a minute. I never cashed out because I phantomed out of there the night before. Fortunately, a mile from like the exit from the highway. So whatever. And then, uh,

I think, I think Brett took the, the route closest to the coast. So he can see his sunsets. Cause Brett loves sunsets. Of course we ended up on a Pacific coast highway for about six extra hours. Cause that's like, we were in an RV.

I'd like the scenic route. So like, instead of like the more inland route, it was like a forever trip i mean it was it was nice for the first fucking half because it was beautiful out there you know you could see the scenery and all that shit but then once it was dark you couldn't see shit you know but it was fucking fun but anyways i'm calling because in and out burger bullshit all we hear about i saw your review you are not impressed, my friend. Not at all.

And I'm not here to champion any other burger. I'm not here to start a fucking burger war. Everybody wants to chime in with their burger. I don't give a fuck about your burger. I'm calling it an in-and-out burger. It stunk, man. It fucking stunk. I was like, did we get in late last night?

No. The other day was worse than Boston when this place buttons up early. I couldn't get a bite to eat at 1030, so I took a Uber to In-N-Out. And everyone's like, oh, double, double animals to Alpo. But I was like, look, man, I don't need all those bells and whistles on my burger. Just give me fucking ketchup, mustard, or steak sauce or something with cheese, beef. I don't need all that. So hold the special sauce, whatever.

I got a burger. It was fucking, I thought it was Burger King. It was fucking flimsy. It was, like, not good. Like, if you have to put that much shit on your burger or double the burger size, then it's not a fucking good burger. And the fries were fucking atrocious. I was very, very disappointed in an In-N-Out burger.

I think I'm with you, man. I love In-N-Out. I mean, I don't have a problem with it. I'll gladly sit down and eat one. I think it's fine. I think it's right up there. You know, it's similar to Shake Shack. I don't think it's, I don't have a problem with it. I'll gladly sit down and eat one. I think it's fine. I think it's right up there. You know, it's similar to Shake Shack. I don't think it's – I wouldn't put it in that same breath.

I've only had In-N-Out once when we were out there. Five guys or In-N-Out? Five guys. Yeah, five guys at Shake Shack. Five guys. Not even close. Like, you know, again, if you're going to put that much shit on people, you didn't order it right.

It's like it's a fucking burger. Like, it should taste good no matter what. Like, you know, and it was just like – Yeah, I don't like – animal style to me is too much. I don't order it right. It's like, it's a fucking burger. Like, it should taste good no matter what. Like, you know, and it was just like. Yeah, I don't like that. Animal style to me is too much. I don't like animal style. I didn't mind the regular burger, but I certainly didn't understand the hype. And, you know, people talk about it like you say that people act like they're making fun of like their dead mother or something like that.

I don't know. Everyone thinks they're a genius, too, who discovered it. Like, do you know about animal style? Yeah. And everybody knows about animal style. It's not a secret. Even when it's a secret menu, it's like, settle down, Indiana Jones. I just want a fucking hamburger here.

But I will tell you what I do. What I do like about California is the ability to just walk in a storefront and, like, order up anything weed-related you want and walk out with it. Yeah. You know, the pens, the edibles. It's pretty fucking convenient, man. It just makes you, like, remind you how fucking stupid and puritanical Massachusetts still is when it comes to, for a supposed liberal state, they're so fucking stupid when it comes to this.

I mean, I've spent probably $50 in fucking taxes out here on weed-related products already. You know what I mean? It's like, you add it all up. The amount of money, yeah. How much fucking money it is. It's great I mean? It's like you add it on. The amount of money, yeah. How much fucking money it is. It's great, though. It's convenient. It's coming.

It's just going to take a long time. How long do you think before Massachusetts lets it rip? They voted for the medicinal like fucking six years ago, and that took like three years to even open one of those, and then I think they voted recreation. Honestly, I'm going to pay attention. Yeah, they voted recreation. Their recreational one's open.

Yeah, it's legal. It's totally legal in Massachusetts. Yeah. Yeah. I think there are only two or three shops, but yeah, there are recreational ones open. Yeah, they make it. But you've got to jump through fucking 16 hoops,

and it's like a pain in the ass to get it. Plus, there's the whole hypocrisy of it all. It's like, oh, we were going to lock you up for this fucking three years ago. Now we're going to make money off it you know like they should do it canada didn't expunge any fucking weed like weed possession charges like basically just wiping from your record but yeah then it's going to happen but anyways thumbs up on cal you know brett's been doing a great job there's a lot of logistics involved with everything i know he's got a lot of shit down the pipe he's been he's been good but uh yeah it was it was cool

man yesterday riding along the pacific coast, recording a podcast with, you know, four ex-NHLers. It wasn't something I foresaw in my future, probably 10 years ago. Yeah, for real, man. English major. For real, dude. It was a fucking field of work was dying off. So it's been a fucking treat for me. All right.

Well, I mean, you're doing your thing out there, man. You're, you're part of the show out there too. So you, you earned it. You deserve it. Go find yourself a better burger than in and out. And we'll catch you next time you're back in New York. All right, pal. All right, gang.

Take care. Have a good one, bud. That is rear Admiral from spitting chiclets. I love how he threw the Brett thing in there because Brett just got murdered yesterday. I mean, that was one of the more vicious Dave-Brett moments ever. It was just genuine, like, you're dumb. I mean, I don't know.

I felt bad for that. I don't know all the logistics, but I do know that Daniela looked yesterday and saw there were, like, multiple houses close to where the original house is. That is always what hurts. So that's the logistics. But I do know that Daniela looked yesterday and saw there were like multiple houses close to where the original house is. That is always what hurts. So that's the problem. I think that's why I got vicious yesterday.

Because there was actually options. That just doesn't, like, why? And he said when I, because we were talking about the houses before, like the rooms even came out. And he was like, oh, they're only like 15 minutes apart. And then you told me about you guys being in the other house. you're like it's an hour and 15 minutes i was like brett how do you forget an hour yeah i mean less like it probably is like on a sunday morning yeah yeah like super bowl traffic well the thing is you got to remember like when you when you look when you rent an apartment or buy a house or do an airbnb they they're selling you on that like you know

like just a just a i mean you do manhattan it's like just to, just to, I mean, you do Manhattan, it's like just a mile away from Manhattan. It's like, well, that might take you 45 fucking minutes to go a mile.

So all these listings are designed to, to like dupe people like Brett. But that was the text to him. You are so stupid. Out of nowhere.

Just out of nowhere. You are, he texted Brett, you are so stupid. And Brett wrote back, what? And Dave just didn't even reply to it. He's like, I had to let you know. I think Brett called in the radio yesterday.

Did he? Because I just saw a blog. The blog title is Dave Confronts Drinking Buddy Brett and West Coast Grinnelli on Barstool Radio. And it is a 19 minute, 38 second clip. Oh, boy. So that's a lot of rating. I heard the new mantra is earn your drinks. Yeah. It's pretty boy. So that's a lot of rating. I heard the new the new mantra is

earn your drinks. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's not a bad one. Yeah. It's a good one to live by. I guess it was probably Gaz inspired

him dumping his fucking beer on on his face. Um no I was thinking everybody in general everybody Brett inspired. Oh I don't know. I haven't heard the clip either.

Oh OK. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Earn your drinks is that's that's like the Barstool, that's the blogger Belichick version. It's like, do your job and all these things in football. It's a lot more serious and like, you know, life or death. Here, it's not so much, but it's like, yeah, you want to party? You want to cut loose together? Yeah, I think that's fair. I mean, that's pretty, that's fair across the board like in life and yeah but certainly around here right and you know with dave i've

i obviously had my uh slip up if you will in chicago i don't think i've had another one of those since but uh that's the thing is that most people seem to be repeat offenders yeah everybody has their should have their one and then you know like i, like I got I called that guy a pedophile and got us sued. I got us sued multiple times for other things, like the pictures and paparazzi things. I never called anybody. I never slandered anybody again. You know, it's the repeat

offender shit that's crazy. I won't be taking a vacation ever again. Yeah, that's a perfect example. Everybody comes here and they go on vacation because they think it's normal. And then it's like, oh, no, wait, you can't do that. They think correctly that it's normal. It's just not normal. No, no, no. Right? That's a perfect example. Everybody comes here and they go on vacation because they think it's normal and then it's like, oh, no, wait, you can't do that.

They think correctly that it's normal. It's just not normal. No, no, no. Right. I mean, yes, it's correct. It's normal to think that you can go on vacation.

It is not normal here to take a vacation. No. It's just not. I won't ever do it again. You can't. You won't want to take one anymore. I don't.

Because if you were gone, you would be, like, fretting the whole time. That's why I'm, my, like, family's going on vacation in a month. That's all I'm asking. I can't make it.

She's like, why? I'm just so tired. That's why you need a vacation. To relax. She's also not wrong. Like that is supposed to be what it's for. The other day, what was I saying on the podcast? We were talking about, it was about like, would you rather rather would you want to go be like a bartender in the Caribbean or whatever and just give up

on your crazy life and I was like I would love to but I couldn't really like give up because I would this that the other thing and I was like what I need is to just like press pause for a second and just go away like temporarily and have everything stay the same

and then I can come back to it and he was like you're describing a vacation yeah that's exactly what that is I couldn't even I didn't even comprehend that what I'm describing is a very traditional thing that all of society does that's the barstool life for you that's it for us chicks in the office are up next tomorrow is a Friday edition before we head out to Atlanta we'll be at the Ivy in Buckhead all next week for the Super Bowl. So one more day in the studio tomorrow. Until then, you stay hot. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good?

I know you like that. I know you like that. I know you like that. We did it. We made it. It's Friday, baby. Friday at 1 o'clock. We're going to take you through to 3 o'clock, in which case, I hope you listen to Chick to the Office and you dip out. Get the fuck out of here.

The week is over. Sneak out. Kick your feet up. It's officially mail time on a Friday afternoon. Jared out. Fidelberg in. Hello. We keep it rolling.

Fight style here on a little KFC Radio Clancy and the Rockets crossover. Jared's like fake sick again. He gets sick, he gets better. He gets sick, he gets better. But if he actually is really sick this week, I'm glad he's not here because the idea of all of us being sick and then being in one house for a week is... Well, you said that. He's like, you don't want me anywhere near you before you go to Atlanta. I agree with that.

Yeah. So he quarantined himself. I'm kind of sick. I'm here. But didn't you say you're always sick? I have been sick for fucking 10 years. Yeah. I didn't mean that as a slightest, Jared.

I meant as a watch out you two. I might get you sick. But if you're always sick, then... Whatever you got, homie, I got. At this point, I might get you sick. But if you're always sick then whatever you got homie, I got. At this point I think we like share DNA. That sounds gross. That sounded real gross. But that might be true too.

What up Andy King? I am obsessed with Andy King. I have full blown obsession with him. You joined Instagram? You saw that video? No I didn't. Oh yeah. He's talking to somebody named Crispy. Is that someone from the documentary? I don't. Oh, yeah. He's talking to somebody named Crispy. Is that someone from the documentary? I don't know what that is.

Actually, can you just play the clip? Pull it up for me. I don't think they have headphones on back there. Classic. Classic. That crack production team back there. Andy King, the dude from Firefest who was going to suck dick for water, he joined Instagram and he was like, he says like, hey, what's up, Crispy?

Like, I'm here to join Instagram. You know what, by the way, I'm going to stand up for my mans here. What do you mean? I'm not like putting them down. But like the people who do like suck, like just the phrase, it sounds so insulting. He was going to suck dick for water.

But when you translate that water into money, I'd suck dick for that amount of money. That was probably a lot. That was, what was it, four 18-wheeler trucks, right? Okay, it's Evian. How much would you suck for, John?

It's Evian water, right? Let's say they're selling those at Firefest, they're probably selling those five bucks a pop. At least. Right? That's like,

at a normal place, it'd be five bucks. That's probably ten bucks a pop. Ten bucks a pop. Okay? You got four 18-wheelers full of Evian water for five bucks a pop.

Ten bucks a pop. You know what they need to do? That is so much goddamn money. And who had the government? Cunningham, the head of Bahamian tourism. I mean, it's not possible, but I would love at this point a follow-up where we go find that guy. And we ask him, like, yo, well, yeah. You can't be offering to just let things slip through customs for a quick blow.

But was he or was that just crazy? That's what I'm saying. I want to ask him, like, was he prepared? Is the flip side of that interview going? I was prepared to give him that water if he sucked my dick. Or was that just an idea that Andy King and Billy McFarlane came up? That's true. You know what I mean?

You guys were like, like, he walked in. Andy King walked in there fucking drooling. And this guy was like, what are you doing? doing here are the keys get the fuck out of my office fully prepared get me his Instagram video where he joined IG hey Crispy it's Andy

I just joined Instagram and I was kind of hoping you'd give me a shout out I don't have any cash but but, you know, I'd do anything for this. What a brand! This guy is brand. This guy, dude. His whole brand. Oh, that's so fucking good.

He is the most famous dick sucker in the country right now. What a video. I can't wait to actually watch it. Just hearing it makes me happy. The way he just breaks the camera, too. It's unbelievable. Some people just, they see, they know to strike when the iron's hot. He sees something.

Also, store.barcelsports.com. We got a little Andy King shirt on sale. Which is fire. Which is fire. Fire. Somebody said, like, who in the world would wear this? And I was like, the real ones. The real ones would.

That thing's actually selling like hotcakes right now. I'm sure. Hotcakes. Of course it is. The Fyre Fest documentaries, specifically the Andy King one, and they were a phenomenon this week.

They were a pop culture and entertainment phenomenon the way it swept through. And Andy King is far and away the star of it. I actually wish, I feel like we were the only ones,

I can't believe this, I'm ashamed to say this. I have not seen those documentaries. I have not watched them yet. What? Which is crazy because I watch absolutely everything. And I feel like I just kind of missed the boat. And it's like.

You got to do it, Kevin. But the fact is, like, if I were to watch that, my only takeaway would have been Andy King. Nah, there are a lot of others. I know, but. Like, no. I mean, like. Like, everyone, when everyone was others. I know, but... Like, no. I mean, like... Like, when everyone was talking about Fuck Jerry and, you know, Hulu was biased

or Netflix was biased. I don't care! There was this guy who was ready to suck dick for water. That is the focus. The line that... It's so unfortunate that it gets... It gets... Not a lot of attention because of Andy King,

who gets the attention he deserves, no doubt. But when they had the post-fire festival meeting. Oh my god. And Ja Rule is there and he's like, yo, it's not like anybody died! And the people who are there who were like, you know, work for fire media, and they're like, yeah,

but it was fraud. He's like, it wasn't fraud! It was like false advertising with intent to deceive, deceive maybe he didn't say that's what he meant though that's what he meant but maybe it was false advertising it wasn't fraud the andy king thing though was so funny when i watched it because i didn't know i mean i think i watched the netflix documentary like as soon as it came out so the andy king phenomenon hadn't happened yet like on social media i think it just started to pop up i didn't know what people were talking

about like the guy that was talking about sucking dick that went like under the wraps was like what and then you see the interview happen and they don't ever mention it again it's like this like huge bombshell that this guy was gonna do that and then they just he didn't get enough attention at first now he is but now he's he's a fucking he's america's darling but i mean that your brand yeah like do you think that he i suck dick for anything that's my brain i suck dick for instagram shout out the way that he said that means to me he was very calculated like i think if you're just if you're trying if you're trying to tell the story and you want to convey how how rough it was but you're not trying to like basically cloud chase i think

you would say like i was prepared to do whatever it took or like i was prepared to sell my soul or lose my dignity when you say like suck his dick i think you know exactly what the fuck you're and i got to his office fully prepared to suck his dick but the best the best part about that is like he prepared like he says he went home and showered. That's the clip that we're not playing. Is that a thing that you shower and wash your mouth before you suck somebody's dick? Is that a thing? No. I mean, the mouthwash

makes a little bit more sense than the shower. I mean, no. I don't want his dick getting germy. What a little minty taste. For your mouth. I don't know. I think it would improve a blowjob. You get a minty feel. For your mouth. I don't know. I think it would improve a blowjob. You get a minty feel.

I saw you put pop rocks in there, John. Was it like two big red? Two big red popping ice cube in there. Oh, I haven't seen all the games. But also, even if that was all true, my guy is out here making sure that his, you know, the blowjob for the Bahamian water hostage is, you know, extra special? Oh, look, he's the head of customs. It's a big deal.

Yeah. I mean, like, he prepared for to suck this guy's dick like he was going to prom. He was scrubbing his armpits. Like, I got to get nice and pretty for fucking Cunningham. That's why I have a hard time thinking that it was just him and Billy McFarlane thinking it up. Like, I feel like this is proposition. Oh, no.

I think this guy said, if somebody comes and does that, then I will give the water. There has to just be more afoot. Either that or all of fire media was like, Andy, Andy, do it! Do it!

The exuberance is just a little bit too much. All things considered, if you see the whole movie, Andy King's like a textbook enabler. He's not a very good person. He does. I mean, fucking Billy McFarland fired the entire catering staff. The entire catering staff told the company, fuck off, get out of here.

Two days before Fyre Fest was supposed to start. And then he looked at Andy King and he goes, Andy, can you fix it? He hung up the phone and immediately goes, Andy, can you fix this? Maybe don't fire those people. Maybe you knew as you did that, I'm going to hang this up and ask Andy to fix it. And he's like, I got it. And Andy fixed it. Don't fix it. Stop cleaning up

his mess. Do you know what I really want now? Everybody in it was... Stop sucking dick for him. I mean, there was not one person involved in those documentaries other than the people who were trying to out it that weren't an enabler. Or was an enabler. Well, I think there were a good amount of people. Like that yoga dude. I guess, yeah.

I guess everyone was kind of like, this is a disaster. But again, as someone who's done events before, it always feels like it's going to be a disaster. So maybe that might not be. Like every Barstool Blackout show was a disaster until it started. I didn't even know when it was going on. What you're doing is you're creating organized

chaos, so it's normal to feel like that, so maybe that's why everyone was like, yeah, it was pretty wild, but we didn't know. All of the great hustles are like that. It's A-team shit. Love when a plan comes together yeah right you're just gonna keep scrambling scrambling scrambling every single blackout show we did we thought was gonna kind of like fall apart we'd be there at 10 p.m we'd be like if this is this isn't gonna work this is gonna work this is gonna work and at 11 30 it would be a shitload of college kids losing their fucking minds and then we clean up at 2 a.m we go

to the next place and we're like this isn't gonna work we're not gonna have time we're not gonna put it together yeah like you just fuck it by the skin of your ass you get it and so i i can see how the employees of this were like this doesn't look like it's gonna work out but and that's the way every event always happens the tents for me though that would have been the dead giveaway like you're promising these like villas and you're putting out fema tents that's what i would have been like all right what are we doing here well they had villas they just lost the keys just just from ohio switching it up You got an Instagram stalker, Jess? Yeah, what's up, guys?

Just trying to help the female dial in talent here. Love it. Nice segue into narcissism. So there's a guy who follows me on Instagram that my friend tried to set me up with like nine years ago. Never met him. And he like randomly DM'd me, commented on my stories pretty consistently for like two years. Nothing that creepy. He'll be like, oh, that bar looks really fun.

Or, you know, if I'm in an airport, it's like, go to this place. And then a couple weeks ago, I had a story up, and you could tell what building I was in from my apartment building. And he goes, oh, hey, I'm moving in there in a few weeks. So am I, like, crazy to feel a little creeped out here? Like, what do I do? I've heard from other people that he's pretty creepy. And I'm, like, going to run into him. I don't know what to do.

So you are living there. I'm sorry, you live there and you're moving in. And he saw that and said, I'm moving in too. I live in there now. And he just said, oh, hey, I'm moving in there in a few weeks. I'd be really creeped out too. I would. I'm super creeped out.

I mean, I feel like. And we have a pool. So I feel like that's extra creepy because he's going to be lurking around the pool area. And you never hooked up with him ever? No, I've never even met him in person.

That's what we call a pregnant pause. No, I mean, I heard her say earlier, like, I thought she said she'd never met him, and I was like, okay, maybe they, like, hooked up once and then never seen each other again. Yeah, that's creepy. I'd be creeped out. Fellas, you don't think that would? No, yeah.

If it was a girl. No, it's not. If it was a girl to you guys, you guys would think that was really creepy. It's also the girl-guy dynamic is always different. I could be like, oh, that's weird, but whatever. Girls can't be creepy. Yeah. Like, there's no potential threat.

Yeah, it's either you might kill me at some point, but up until then, I'm like, oh, look at you. And then you'll kill me, and whatever. I don't know. I've never seen a... I'm sorry, go ahead. You blocked him? Sorry. I blocked him from seeing my

Insta stories, but I'm like, if he's a true psychopath, I don't want to fucking trigger him and block him. I know. That's the tough thing. I don't think that's ever the move. You piss these people off, and they're going to chop your head off with an ax. Or you can't, and if you confront him,

and he, in the very slim chance, is actually not a psychopath, then you look like an asshole. Jess, you got to just marry this guy or something. No, no, no. Shut up, Kevin. Keep him happy. Who knows? No asshole. Jess, you got to just marry this guy. No, no, no. Shut up, Kevin. Keep him happy. Who knows?

No, you know what you got to do? The thing is, they're like, don't do that. I do that shit all the time. Men do that shit all the time. I'm just kidding. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Like everybody who has ever proposed is just getting bullied into it. Here's the ring.

I don't think everybody, but I think there's a lot of times where I'm like, look, and again, this could just be me projecting here. No, it's fine. I'm like, we'll just date. That's fine. Yeah.

It's just not good. I just don't want you to yell anymore, so let's just date. I mean, every time I've ever tried to, that's why I was like shamed out of breaking up with people because every time I tried, it would just be be yelling and crying.

I'd be like, you're right. You're right. We should stay together. Yeah. But in this situation with her, she's never even met the guy. So here's what you got to do, Jess. I got the answer. You got to set him up with somebody else.

Just dump it. Never met Kevin. Whatever. Dump. Fucking make your friend go date him and keep him happy. You don't have to just be like, invite, invite your girl over and then like, let him know and respond like, I don't know. Hey, we're at the pool.

And then you got to give him a new target, Jess. No. No. She can't have any communication with him if he's actually creeping around on her. You don't have to communicate. Just, you know, give him something else to stalk. Why don't you start to out-creep him? Ooh.

No one ever comes up to him. There's a twist. Yeah, start stalking him. Take some notes from you. For sure, not you. Personally. I don't know if that works. Why?

I think that would be so funny. Because I think when a girl's like, oh, I'm going to see you later, I'm going to like, fuck you. Okay, fine. But no, just go to his house at night and ding-dong ditch him and knock on his apartment door and run away and just make him think he's haunted, maybe? I don't know. I'm just spitballing.

Like shame him. We're just trying. Shame him out of the building? We're just brainstorming here, Jess. Get a walkie-talkie, right? Bury it in a pillow. Bury that in his closet. And then at night, just be like, I'm going to get you.

Oh, I actually. Oh, that's a good idea. You got to get him to move. You got to stop him from moving in. Yeah. So why don't you like start a rumor that like this apartment complex or whatever is haunted or that there's like murderers who live in it or. You become the murderer. I got it.

Do like. Kill people. Kill people. Just fucking kill him, Jess. You make him think that you're a murderer, invite him over and then have like a box of teeth that he's absolutely going to find. And he's going to open it up and be like, holy shit, this girl has some human teeth in the building. I can't ever talk to her again.

Where is she going to go about getting a box of teeth? I guess you're right. Point, Feidelberg. Damn, Feidelberg. The walkie-talkie works better. Do the walkie-talkie thing. My mind just went immediately to you. I was like, oh, yeah.

Rip out your polars. Pop them into a cute little little thing dexter style and just leave it out for him i mean get rid of this situation i don't know about the human teeth just but i do think just get a box if you out creep him there might be something there i'm just saying like no one ever fights back right fight or flight when someone's stalking you and you gotta fight back and you gotta fight fire with fire you stalk him right back I don't think that works either

it's just this endless circle of you guys chasing each other like Tom and Jerry Jess ultimately you're just gonna end up with this guy I think we got a lot of good ideas for Jesse at least several to work with at the end of the day yes yes, he's being creepy. No, we don't know how to fix it.

I think that you should date him. Just be with him. I don't think so. Just be with him. Call his mom. Listen, Jess, everybody who... Call the police. Call his mom.

His mom will get him to stop. Every guy, everybody who's ever been in love is technically just stalking each other. It's like oh my god this guy texts me all day long and he and we we always spend like all he's always there at night when i come home and and he i mean that's just stalking love is just stalking she's never met him kevin well love at first sight just fucking fall in love with this guy jess terrible idea don't do that yeah i care about your self like your well-being, your safety.

Don't listen to these two idiots. Call us back. Okay. Trust me. Do the walkie-talkie thing. Call us back in like a week. Let us know. Give us some periodic updates.

Make sure you're not dead. That's really sad that we couldn't come up with any good, plausible thing. Fousey from California also has internet stalkers. Speak for yourself. Thank you very much. I'm very proud of the ideas I just put forth. There's none of those ideas. What are you talking about?

Get a walkie-talkie. Hang on one second, please. I think, what about Indian Burial Ground? Convince them that the apartment complex is on Indian Burial Ground. That's what I'm saying. Make a new story. Can't you see a guy be like, well, you live here. Like, I want to be able to protect you.

If this dude's really stalking her for this long, this many years. Okay, then start doing Indian burial ground chants outside his window. There are all so many fixes for these things. There's not. What are you talking about? I don't like how you guys are laughing at these ideas. These are good ideas. If this guy is looking at her Instagram story,

sees where she's living, and then is actually moving into her building without ever meeting her, that's creepy. Also, by the way, how is it creepy? Because I didn't really listen to the call.

She just put up pictures of her place, and he was like, hey, I'm moving in there. He's been liking and commenting on her stuff. That's what, you don't own

that apartment building, okay? Why? Because she said he's been liking her stuff and commenting on her stuff for years and trying to get in front of her, trying to get in touch with her, and she just never has met him.

And then now, all of a sudden, two years later, he's just moving into her apartment complex? Come on. I don't know. It sounds like a college thing. I don't think she was in college. No, she's not. It sounds like something in college.

As a college, there were three apartment complexes people lived in. We're putting an end to this idiocy right now. I'm kind of on Indian Barrel Ground now. Human teeth. Human teeth is the answer. That's the answer.

I say just date him. Human teeth, Indian Barrel Ground, just fuck him. We're going to break. It's halftime here on Clancy the Rockets. We'll be back for hour number two. Outro Music We got Bob Fox in the building.

Bob, you think we should do the cover of this at Pop Punk? Hey, give Bob, put on Bob Fox's mic. Put Bob Fox's mic on. It's not on still. Turn my mic on. Try it again. Nope. There it is. I still can't hear on. It's not on still. Turn my mic on. Try it again. Nope. There it is.

I still can't hear it. Can we do a Dead Wrong cover? I would love to. That would be dope. I would love to. I'll tell you what. This Wednesday at the Ivy and Buckhead, we're bending genres a little bit. Oh.

We're doing a little hip hop. You pulling out all the stops? Well, I mean, you got it in Atlanta. Is it all? Oh, okay. That's true. That's a good point. Are you going to do well in Atlanta?

Not going to say. I'm not going to reveal any of the tracks. Buddy, that got me really gassed up. I'm so excited. As if pop punk couldn't get better, you throw in some hip hop for me, and I am fucking in. The set list this time is honestly like the best set list we've ever had. We're playing like 21 or 22 songs. Oh, shit. It's the longest by far.

It's the most variety. And we sound really good in rehearsal, too. We'll get like 21 to 22 songs. It's the longest by far. It's the most variety. And we sound really good in rehearsal too. We'll get to some more punk talk. We'll answer some calls while you're here. We were talking Instagram stalkers. Last girl had an Instagram stalker. The advice we gave her, John said to say that the

apartment she lives in is on an Indian burial ground and hide a walkie-talkie and haunt him. Casey said to get some human teeth and put them in her apartment and scare him off as if she was a murderer. That was my most dramatic one. Wait, the person found the person in real life? The guy was stalking her online

and then saw a picture of her at her apartment building and he was like, I'm moving in there. I'm moving into that apartment building. She was asking if it was creepy and I said yes and then she's like, well, how do I fix it? And we didn't have any answers. Well, we did have answers, Casey, we did. I mean, terrible answers. You said to put human teeth all over your apartment

you guys see stoolies in your apartments uh like apartment buildings yes i have occasionally it's always a little awkward i feel like i got bullied at my apartment building this weekend i was like i was in like a ridiculous outfit i was wearing like checkered vans like ninja turtle pajama pants i was just dropping down to duane reed for like some quick snacks as i got back in like a bunch of us on sunday a bunch of like drunk patriots fans stumbled off the elevator and one went the fuck is up robbie fox just like that and i was like damn hi sorry for whatever i did to offend you and you know where i live now so this is weird yeah that is a strange dynamic i haven't really had you know i haven't been in an apartment building in a few years now uh usually they're

they're just like oh hey, hey, what's up? And you're just like, hey, how's it going? And you're still in the back of your head. You're like, oh, they know where I live now. It's a little creepy. My neighbors are like they party every single night. It's crazy. I was trying to watch the Ted Bundy tapes last night.

It stinks. Are you that guy? Yeah, like you goddamn kids? And it was like I felt like I was on Molly at fucking Ultra Fest or something like that. It was fucking so annoying. But they're little assholes, so they're definitely stoolies. So, like, I can't go over there and knock on their door. They're little assholes, so they're definitely stoolies.

They're like young kids who just moved in. I'm like, I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. Because I can't. Hey, guys, turn the music down. No, you can't do that. i can't like hey guys turn the music down like final word no you can't do that you can't be that guy i uh the last time i did last night at one point i did yell just screamed from my couch did it work shut the fuck up and the music went off for a second and i was like nailed it and then 30 seconds later i when I was in Murray Hill, one of the first early days of blogging,

we partied in my apartment until something absurd. It was like 7 a.m. We just went all night long. Oh, I remember this blog. It was like three of us, too. It was me and my two roommates. We just played one-on-one beer pong for like 12 hours straight. We were just smoking cigs, playing beer pong, and blasting music.

And so we all pass out, and I wake up in the morning. And this was when I was working at – the reason why I partied, I was working for Deloitte, but I had off that day. But I had to blog. So I was like, well, I don't have to go to work. So we raged, and I wake up to start blogging, and there's a note under the door that was like, just begging us like, please, like 7am is ridiculous.

Like we're all living on 28th street. We're all like young, dumb assholes here, but like seven 30, come on dude. So I blog it and I put up a picture of the note and then they read it. They saw it on the site and they were like,, shit, you're the guy from Barstool? And it was so early on that that was a big deal, and it was weird. So they were like, it's all good, man. You can do whatever you want at that point.

But that was the first time I had any interaction with him in living spaces. It's definitely a strange. It can work on your advantage in that case. It can also be weird. Like, they bully you in the elevator like Bob Fox. Yeah, it was a tough day for me. I came back in, and I was like, Trent, I just got bullied.

He was like, what? Who do I need to talk to? I don't call their mothers. So we got this Instagram stalker combo going right now. So Teresa, she says she's on the stalker side. What's up? What's up, Teresa? Hey, I just, you know, from what I got, it was nine years, a couple DMs.

She pointed a picture, and then he replied back that, hey, he's moving into the same. And it seemed like it wasn't, you know, like two or three months earlier where she posted a picture. It seemed like, from what she said, it was right away. To me, God, get over yourself. I mean, really? You know what, Teresa? I like that. Obviously, I mean, it was nine years.

A couple DMs. I mean, obviously, he wasn't really that into you. But then, all right, then don't put your shit out there on the Internet. That's what I'm saying. She's spitting big facts right now. Big facts. I agree with that. I think there is, I think we've desensitized ourselves to the word stalker.

A stalker is a very dangerous person. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a person who said hello on Instagram. Right, but even by the- Like creepy and stalker are completely different things. Right, even by just the internet creepy standards, she might be right. I mean, you're pretty narcissistic to be like, this person's stalking stalking i guess you're on social media and he's just interacting with your social media it would depend on how much was going on and maybe we just didn't listen closely probably not that's

the way that i the way that i took it was that he was like constantly doing it and she was not answering him and then she put up a picture of where she lives which by the way is a bold move so yeah i mean that's a bold move anyways. But I took it more of that he was, like, constantly bombarding her. If it's only a couple of times and then he said that, then, yes, I'm on Teresa's side. Eric from Chicago, what do you got on this? Yeah, what she needs to do is take a picture of this guy, make up some posters as if he's trying to, like, start a NAMBLA chapter in the building.

That way they won't let him move in. You want to cock-block him out of this building, okay? Yeah, right. Yeah, that sounds like the plot of a movie. I mean, that's not a bad tactic. You should just do that to him. I mean, it's a pretty bad tactic because I believe you can get sued for that, Kevin.

Could you? Slander? I mean, I don't know. What would that be? Seems like a pretty cut and dry law here. Can't call someone a child molester. No, no, okay. But what if you just put up pictures that were just like,

this guy sucks, and it's like, you're not really saying anything illegal. And if that's me, I'm going to be like, well, I don't know if that's true or not, but let's just avoid this whole situation. I have a feeling she doesn't live in a fucking co-op. Yeah, probably not. He can just live there anyway.

And it's not like, if I saw that, if someone plastered my apartment building with like, this guy's an asshole, I'd be like, oh, someone got caught cheating. That's the only time you ever see that. I wouldn't be like, oh, I'm concerned for my safety. I got to get this guy out of the apartment. I need the backstory on this one. Charlie in Michigan, what do you got?

Everybody's loving this talk. Hey, what's up, guys? What's going on? I guess hopefully to provide some reassurance or put her mind at ease, if this guy was a real stalker and he'd been following her for a while, he already knows where she lives. If he wanted to get her, he would've got her. You know what I'm saying?

That's a good point. Put her mind at ease. You're already dead. There's nothing If he wanted to get her, he would have got her. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Put her mind at ease. You're already dead. There's nothing you can do to stop her. Really good, Chuck. I'm sure she's feeling great about herself now. I mean, what's sad is when he started saying, like, I mean, yeah, like, you putting up the picture of your building is not necessarily what got him to know where you live.

That's a little bit terrifying, but he has a point. So you're back on stage this week, Bob. Yeah. After what? Probably, I don't know, six month hiatus? Five month?

September 20th, I think, was House of Blues. Okay. So, are we doing it? I mean, what,

did you guys start practicing again like a week ago or have you been? A few weeks ago, yeah. We've been moonlighting it like 7pm to 11pm rehearsals because it's so tough

with Frankie doing radio and PFT doing PMT. Everybody's got their own shit now. And Rowan doing all the shit with Caleb and me sitting around. So it's been tricky. But yeah, we've been rehearsing four-hour sessions. Bob's been squeezing in pop punk in between

binging Game of Thrones. That is what's been going on. That is, and let's be honest, that is the priority and that's absolutely acceptable. It's all I think about at all times. How do you think you saw him to get onto it i have right up your alley i see the same thing about my brother there's two people in the world game of thrones is made for it's you and him and you're two of the people who don't watch it i don't really have an explanation but the one explanation i could go with is that like i don't really go for

like fantasy as much as i go for sci-fi generally like i hate lord of the rings so like that like medieval type like okay dragons and stuff, I've never been super into. But Game of Thrones is absolutely the exception to the rule because it is fucking incredible. And it's like politics.

How many seasons are you in? So I started last Tuesday. Okay. Last night we watched season five episode one. Holy shit. God, Bob. What?

I remember being like, all right, Bob will be able to catch up in time for the premiere. You're going to watch it twice. So our goal is to, to be done with it. Cause me and Trent are watching it together. We're not watching separately or whatever before I have to go to Atlanta on Wednesday.

Oh my God. I would like to be done with it. Cause I don't want to go to Atlanta and then have to wait at this rate. I think you definitely will. Yeah. We've been mapping out. All right. We have to watch six episodes tonight.

And Bob and Trent are like a couple, you know, and your girl is like, you can't watch it without me. They're very much like, what time are you getting home? I've never seen it either and they've been trying to convince me to watch it. It comes out on Masters Sunday, right? The new season? So that means that's going to be all everybody's talking about?

It's Masters, Thrones, and Endgame, I believe, right? Endgame is like the next week, I think. So I need to get on this. Nerd jazz. So, okay, this is actually the first time I've ever talked to somebody who didn't get on the train originally who's telling me. Because normally people are like, I don't know, it's a lot to catch up with now. Oh, no. I mean, you could binge it.

A couple weekends, you're good. It's only 10 hours in a season. Yeah. There's 10 episodes per season. That's how crazy I've gotten with my TV watching. We also, yeah, we did season three in a day. We sat on the couch and just did season three. I love days like that, though.

But I just started Schitt's Creek, so now I'm like... We also started that. Great recommendation from you. That's great. That's good to maybe pepper in. Maybe at night before you go to sleep, you don't want to watch someone get slaughtered or whatever. Just watch a little Schitt's Creek.

Those days where you wake up, what time do you start the binge? Oh, my God. I mean, a little Schitt's Creek. Those days where you wake up, what time do you start the binge? Oh, my God. I mean, so if it's a weekday right after Jeopardy, we watch Jeopardy together every night, and if it's a weekend, we'll wake up at like 10 a.m. and let's go. Honestly, are you guys looking for a roommate? Because this lifestyle sounds excellent. We could find a three-bedroom.

If me, Trent, and Bob lived together, I think it would just be a delight. We'd just sit on the couch watch tv all day when you i do this now when i when i have free time when i don't have the kids when you wake up for tv that's great like sometimes i'll wake up early and i'm like i mean i'm pretty tired i could catch up on my sleep right now but i can start banging this shit out i can start i can start this season right now i set alarm clocks for tv yeah right not even like this show was airing at a time but like bum shit i'm just watching you know i had to finish season two a shooter yeah and i got something to do at 2 p.m so i'll sit in the lawn parade am yeah my netflix that is true potato couch potato type shit have

you ever woken up in the middle of the night and been like, I have to go back to watching this show? Not quite like that, but I've been like, if one of the kids wakes me up or whatever, I can't go back to sleep. I'm like, and you know when you're no man's land? For me, like 4 o'clock. The kids are up at 6. I'm not going to be able to go back to sleep, you know? So I'm like, ah, fuck it. I'll just start at 4.

Fuck you, John. I mean, that's just terrible. 4 a.m. is no man's land. I was like, yeah, about 8 o'clock. Fuck you, John. I mean, that's just terrible. 4 a.m. is no business. I was like, yeah, about 8 o'clock. Yeah, I guess I'll just get up now. I'm really bad about that.

I could be awake 30 minutes before my alarm is going off, and I'm just going to go right back to sleep and feel like death when it goes. It doesn't make sense. But I'm talking about not just waking up in the middle of the night and starting the show over like waking up in the middle of the night and you're not able to sleep because it was like that happened to me at the end of the first season of american horror story i binged it like i didn't watch it when it's on and i just had like one episode left or two episodes and i was like i can't fucking sleep

till i know what happened i'll do that with like i'll do that if i'm watching a show i'm up until about three four a.m and i'll because i do, like, the shows always end with such a hook. Well, what am I not going to watch the next episode right now? Do you want to watch another? Yes, I do. Yeah, yeah. Keep that shit running, Netflix. But I've talked about this before with Hulu, Netflix.

I go to bed to Hulu because they have all the, like, bedtime shows now, aside from The Office. They got, like, 30 Rock. John has bedtime stories. It's cute. I have bedtime stories, yeah. It's fine. It makes, it actually,

like it literally makes perfect sense. By the way, also, John has early onset dementia. Oh no. You don't remember what you were talking about? Oh no, right after that. That was my fault.

That was my fault. Come on. That's tough. He has been doing that a lot too on the podcast. He'll be like, that's like, what was it? Nah, I forgot. He does that all the time. Oh, that's tough. He has been doing that a lot too on the podcast. He'll be like, that's like, what was it?

Nah, I forgot. He does that all the time. Oh, that's tough. You were talking about Hulu and Netflix and the differences between them. They have the bedtime stories. Oh, the bedtime, the differences. Yeah. With Hulu, I will go, I'll wake up and it will still be playing. It'll be four seasons later.

Everyone always hates on that on Netflix. They're like, yeah, I'm still watching. Play it. Thank you for asking me Netflix. Yeah, because now I need to go find where I was. I don't know where I was. You got to go back. Yeah.

Let me just say this, kids. Just cherish it. Just Billy Madison this shit. I'm just going to shake you and just remind you that there will come a time when you can't just binge till 4 a.m. Nope, there won't come a time for that.

No, me neither. And that won't be a choice. There will come a time for you can't just binge till 4 a.m. Nope, they won't come. No, me neither. And that's not that won't be a choice. I'll come in time for you. I think I think I'd probably like to have kids at some point, but I don't have I don't have sperm. My my shit has been fried. I mean, that's just that's that's probably true. It's probably true. That laptop has been fixed to your balls for like seven years at least.

No, it was before Barstool. In college, I would just sit my laptop in my lap. It's called a laptop. It's on them. I'm going to start just a landmark. Class action lawsuit. Yeah, you shouldn't have called it a laptop. That made me think I could put it in my lap.

Well, it's not a ball's top. You can put it on like your knees. This is my lap. Yeah, but... Put it in my lap. Put it like this. Yeah, because top. You can put it on like your knees. This is my lap. Yeah, because if you say a girl's going to sit on your lap, you're assuming that she's not sitting on like your kneecaps. But if you say like my

kid's going to sit on Santa's lap, you are assuming a different thing. That's true. Up for interpretation. It's a case-by-case basis. Yes. We'll argue this. We'll take all this into consideration. Me and my lawyer, but Dell,

Dell, you better watch out. I feel like that was probably the easiest one to go after. Yeah. I feel like out of business already. Give me like your remaining $5,000. When I was moving to Boston, I found like my old Dell laptop from like my freshman or sophomore year of

college. That shit is so heavy. Oh yeah. Bricks. Yeah. The ones that you could like afford them, you could get them like through the school if you needed to. Those are the poor kids. top from like my freshman or sophomore year of college that shit is so heavy oh yeah bricks yeah the ones that you could like afford them you could get them like through the school if you needed to those are the poor kids it was like it was like i mean it was huge like a textbook yeah right but you could get the personalized tops and that was the i you could get like the pink top or the white

you remember that that was like that was the shit back in the day. But that's also when I had a sidekick, so technology was... Ratchet, Casey. My first phone was the Juke. Do you remember the Juke? It was like a phone like this, and it would pop up. It was a horrible phone,

but it was like an MP3 phone hybrid, so I liked that music. Oh, yeah, this thing's cool. This thing's cool. Like, you could almost like... It was like a switchblade. Switchblade, yeah. I like that.

That's so crazy. That was his first phone, and I had the nokia brick phone and i don't feel like i'm that oh my god my first i mean it'll forever be the most important thing to me in my life was my nextel do you even know like nextel life i don't think so i don't know what that is i don't know what that is i mean i've heard it but i don't know i might have been it was usually for like guidos but we all just jumped on. Oh, yeah. My dad had one of these for like construction. I mean, that's the construction one.

Like this one. Like they like a Motorola. The construction one. It's called a fucking Nextel Casey. And it would like, but it's made by Motorola. You could go. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You could just walkie talkie it instead of making a phone call. Yeah. I never had that. We call the bleep. Y'all bleep me. There it is yeah there it is i just came i mean that i had a friend with that and it was like i hated it so much because you didn't have one how old were you when you had this like freshman yeah like i had a friend who he had my i had one

friend who stuck with it long almost like dave with the blackberry where he stuck with it way past time yeah um but like my friend had it and he would use it almost like Dave with the Blackberry where he stuck with it way past the time. My friend had it and he would use it as a party trick. He had one of the construction ones and he would just throw it off the roof. So you and I are the same age. We're the same age. You could throw it in the ocean, you could throw it against the wall, you could step on it.

Do you know how they do it with keg tops? The plastic top? You drop it in your cup, you have to chug it. He would do it on his phone. Go around and party. Oh, yeah. Yeah, somebody that was on Twitter yesterday, Rhea put it up. YP said, Bob, you ever been to a keg party?

He said, no. Bob's never been to a keg party. It makes sense, but. Really? I've been to two parties ever. Oh, well, then, yeah. Like, the odds would say he's not been to a keg party. What, the Super Bowl party or something? No, I mean, I went to, like, a Fourth of July party after I graduated high school.

They didn't have kegs at a Fourth of July party? And I went to like a 4th of July party after I graduated high school. They didn't have kegs at a 4th of July party? And I went to like one college party ever. Not my scene. I was out. That's fair. I don't even go to company parties. That's fair. I don't.

I politely declined everyone. I definitely like that. I'm definitely out on company parties. That's completely fair. Seeing that he hadn't been to a keg party makes way more sense now that he's only been to two. Like, I was thinking he was just going to all these parties. And they just weren't keg parties. There never was a keg.

No, no. I mean, I. But Fourth of July parties should always have a keg, by the way. You do need to have that, like, you know, running through the woods type experience, though. It's too late now. I don't even know what that means. So, like, we used to party on a golf course. And somebody would wheel a keg out to, like, the woods.

Oh, nice. You'd, like, walk through the woods. And then you're drinking on, like, a public, or I guess private, in that case to the woods. Oh, nice. You'd walk through the woods, and then you're drinking on a public, or I guess private, in that case it was a country club, property. So every now and then the cops would come, and you just scattered through the woods. It was almost like, where are we going to run from the cops tonight?

We're going to the party hoping that he gets broken up. Yeah, never got into police trouble necessarily, other than protesting for Connor. How about drinking games? I've played beer pong and stuff like that, but other than flip cup, but other than that, I don't think anything else. Yeah, no, but that's what I mean.

As long as you've played that a lot. What's the one where you put the cards in the thing? Kings. Kings, played that, yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's really fun. I used to be, I've never been,

beer pong to me, I went from borderline being like, I think I can do this professionally to being like I never want to play this ever again 100% like when someone's like

yo you want to play beer pong I'm like I can't even tell you anything in this world I would rather do less than that no we'll still do it we'll like you know go skiing

or something like that that's a big one in the ski lodge we'll be like yeah let's play some beer pong and we'll play one game we'll have to go bend over for one ball

it's like dude why are we doing this? What is going on? You know, it's funny. They have like the Dave and Buster's beer pong games now. Yeah. Where they set up the cups, whatever. And senior week, I literally went 10 shots, 10 cups.

And I had never gone to a party. And all the teachers were like, oh, Fox has to be the beer pong champ. And all the kids were like, he's never come to a party. We invited him. He turns us down. But you just had the natural ability I was stunned at myself I was like

whoa I killed that game I should do this and you know there's some beer pong hardo it was like yeah

and all the gym teachers were high fiving me and stuff they were like you must be a legend I was like that's like all we did the night that I was

partying until 7am it was just one on one beer pong for like 12 hours straight. We kept rallies. We kept records. We were arguing. We were fighting. It was the worst.

It was the biggest thing in the world. We used to do it at my buddy's house in Little Compton. We'd pull up the cars. It would be like a street fight. It would be like an 80s movie street fight, but we'd just be playing beer pong. We went to, me and Keith went to the World Series of Beer Pong, or whatever it was called, in Atlantic City,

like 2009, like the very first year we were working at Barstool. We went with Jenna Marbles and Kim. And, I mean, those guys, the people who play in that shit, they literally don't miss. It's like when you watch pool, whoever wins the break just wins the round because they just run the table they there was no you could you were allowed to lean so there was guys who were like super tall who just leaned across the fucking table and just drop them in and me and keith were like fuck this like that's not how you play anyway though

kim and jenna ended up beating some dudes they like they just like a caught a fluke and someone like knocked someone out of the atlantic city like 75 000 a tournament someone who's they were like jumping for joy and then kim for whatever reason they were they were like you know bantering like talking shit and when they won kim was like fuck you you fucking piece of shit and jenna's like jumping into our arms and they're like we're gonna beat you two up. And I was like, I don't fucking know these girls even yet.

And I don't know why they beat you. I don't want any part of this. You know, whoever they beat, it was mad for the rest of their life. I mean,

they might have killed themselves. They're telling the story on another radio station right now. That girl trying to marvel. That girl's famous. She beat me. They were just mad they got beat

by girls in general. Yes, that's exactly what Kim was saying. She ended up getting kicked out. I think she might have thrown a beer at him. It got so ratchet. It got so by girls in general. Yes, that's exactly what Kim was saying. She ended up getting kicked out. I think she might have thrown a beer at them. It got so ratchet. It got so trashy. I was like, I'm in Atlantic City with these girls that I don't know.

We got to go, man. We went to the club there, Murmur, I think it is. And the outfits were outrageous. The outfits that everyone was wearing or that the girls wore? Yeah, that our parties were wearing. That was the trip that sparked that K-Marco was five feet tall. Yes, classic shot. Me, Kim, Jenna, Keith were standing at the bar.

Keith was sitting. We were all standing. And it just looked like Keith was also standing. And it looked like he was just head and shoulders below us. So for the longest time, everybody just said Keith was the Chuck E. Cheese mouse from Chuck E. Cheese, and that he was 5'2". It drove him crazy. Why did he not just take a picture?

He did. I mean, there was plenty of other evidence, but the one picture is all that matters. It's crazy with that, how the internet is like that. That's all it takes. You have one picture. It's like, dude, I was sitting down. It's at a bar. There's bar stools right there.

I played in a beer pong tournament when I had surgery on my shoulder. So I had my right arm in a sling, and so I just played lefty. I was playing so much beer pong. So I was hitting shots lefty. And they accused me of faking it. They were like, you're actually a lefty. And you're just wearing a sling, like, for effect. And I was like.

This isn't that hard what we do. I can throw either hand. That's what I was saying. It's like, I'm not. I don't know. Five yards. It's not like. I don't know if I can do it.

I think the motion is pretty much the same. You'll get used to it pretty quickly. It's not like I'm sitting here asking you to write out a paper. That's a good point. And they accused me of putting on a... I was like, you guys have to be the single biggest losers on the planet. And if there was ever a person who did put on a sling and fake an injury to play with their dominant hand and convince people they were playing with their offhand,

that person... What's the benefit of you convincing them of that? You know what I mean? If you weren't wearing the sling, you would be shooting with your dominant hand anyways. It was so weird. They thought, like, you were like Brady. You know how Brady was on the injury report for, like, ten years straight with his shoulder?

Yeah, questionable. Yeah. I'm questionable for today's beer pong. I don't know if I'll ever get sick of beer pong. You still like playing? I mean, yeah, I don't play it near as often, obviously. Like, in college, we played it all the time, but, like, maybe, like, a couple times a year, I'll go to somebody's mean, yeah, I don't play it near as often, obviously. In college, we played it all the time, but maybe a couple times a year, I'll go to somebody's house. In Boston for Marathon Monday or St. Patrick's Day,

those days, usually people pull out a beer pong table, and I like it. I feel like it probably coincides with I just don't slug beers the way I used to. Yeah. I mean, it is fine. I say, like, why are we doing this't know it's like i'm not i mean i mean it is fine i say like why are we doing this but it is if you if you get it's like anything right if you get everybody into it right if you're into it then it's fun yeah if if no one's if you're like the only two asses playing while someone's trying to watch a movie oh for sure you you have to have the right group

and people that play a bar i mean there's like a good amount of bars that i've been to in new york i say good about there's probably like three or four I've seen that do the beer pong in the bars. I don't know why you would want to do that. Oh, never. No, I don't understand that. In the heyday, again, when I was playing a lot, it was fun. Because it was like competitive. It's like we would go to a bar.

Yeah, but I don't like the beer pong. I know. Well, that's what I'm certainly not on that now. I like the social scene. I like being with my friends and the music. I'm never going to call you for an elbow or know. Well, that's what I... I like the social scene. I like being with my friends. I'm never going to call you for an elbow or something. Right, right, right. You're just fucking hanging out.

No, I'm with you on that. But when we would go and play, it was like... I mean, it was like a street fight. I mean, we almost got beat up many times. Many, many times. I know... I know that you were doing that. Big Easy?

The amount of competitive... Oh, my favorite beer pong story ever was when you knocked over those cups with the bounce. Yeah, I know. I was trying to block a bounce. Right. So you have a full rack. The guy bounces it. He goes, he said he's blacked out.

He swipes to try to block the bounce, and he knocks over nine of the ten cups, and his partner, he just fucking knocked over the ten. He's like, fuck you, you idiot. We were up big, too. We were going to win. And I just hit the whole back row. Bowling pins, just everywhere. Oh, it's stupid.

So Ivy, Wednesday night. Yeah, it's Wednesday night. I don't even know what time it is. It's like either 8 or 9. It's like after radio and all that. No tickets. Show up. Party with us.

So, do they have like a stage and shit? Yeah, it's going to be like on the roof, I believe. I think it's like a heated tent on the roof or something. Holy shit. They're going to be playing like the Beatles or something. That's going to be awesome. Holy shit, man. That's very cool.

I did not know that. Yeah, I'm very excited. All right, so we'll all be there ivy in buckhead wednesday night punk the glorious return this is their uh third coming out of retirement tour right yeah and we're going like benjamin button like we headlined irving plaza house of blues and we're just doing a bar now which i love it's like so no pressure i can't wait to get in my garage but it is super bowl week though you can hang that out like we're playing a super bowl party and we've already heard like i can't say who but like some nfl players are coming like they're excited for it like some some big names like it's crazy oh yeah new pop punk shirts the new pop punk shirt a completely original design that we came up with on our own that is not based on any band album

cover at all totally original design i was wearing it yesterday i have not had a reaction like that since the quilted hoodie every single person i walked by what oh where it is that is that ours is that pop punk is that on sale can i get it i mean this shirt is it's on sale now too very hot fire i need one get it uh get get it get it now while you can i'll just say that yeah definitely definitely if you want it get it now while you can. I'll just say that. Definitely, if you want it, get it today. Right fucking now. Probably within the hour. While we're talking about wearing merch,

we have not, for an hour and a half, not mentioned that you're wearing a Pornhub hoodie. Oh, this old thing. I don't know how I've gone an hour and a half without mentioning you have. Casey, you said it a couple days ago. Who would ever wear Pornhub gear? Well, here I am.

I think it's more of like, which would ever wear Pornhub gear? Well, here I am. I think it's more of like which girls would wear Pornhub gear. Well, I'm rocking. This hoodie is legitimately. I mean, there is. Pornhub is my favorite brand in the world. Period. I honestly mean that. Period.

I think it's so interesting and cool how they've gone from. Brilliant. Do you know they have a scholarship? Were you on the air when we figured that out the other day? They have a scholarship. $25,000 scholarship. For college. For what?

They're just a lifestyle. Who's eligible for it? For just like normal shit. Like are you a kid who's like a hard worker and you do extracurriculars and all that shit? Nothing to do with porn. Or maybe $25,000 to go to school. I mean, Playboy did this, right? Yeah, same thing.

Playboy was very risque when it first started. It wasn't, you know, gaping. But it was. I love to drop a gape whenever possible. Wow. I mean, look look i just hit my that was a casual g it was that was i'm gonna throw a gape out there here and there uh but it was and so now that now that was the risque thing in this generation and now we're that's making themselves mainstream it's it's just it's just playboy again but it's incredibly interesting there's videos of Aria calling people.

Like, they do, like, when they give the walk-on, the scholarship, and they make a video of it. She, like, calls them, and she's like, you're the winner of the – I'd be like, yo, but how about a premium subscription? Yeah, you keep that money. You just send me Leo Lulu's bonus video, baby. Yeah, so you said who would wear Pornhub gear. They did a collab with the like this like

skate shop called Richardson so I got this hoodie on it's got the inside of the hood has the Pornhub logo scattered all over it the outside of the the pouch on the hoodie the pouch pocket shit is big fire you know it's funny though I walked in and a couple girls in the office well I don't want to embarrass them but I'm just saying a couple of girls in the office. Well, I don't want to embarrass him, but I'm just saying a couple of girls. So maybe you wouldn't think we're like, whoa, what's that? Like instantly like, whoa, is that Pornhub? I'm like, OK, you know, the logo says Pornhub. I mean, it's pretty it's pretty when you I was those girls. I was one step off the elevator.

Like it wasn't like I was right up in your face. I'm going to go. I was someone who knew the orange and white and black. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that majority of people in this office could recognize a Pornhub. Apparently, yeah. I mean, I guess maybe...

I would probably go with like 98% of people. I'm going to go cool 100. Cool 100? Yeah, who would not? Pete. Or Pete's like on it like 24 hours a day.

The intern that we had that didn't masturbate. That's the only one I can think of. Who was that? Oh, yeah. No, but even that one, he's probably... What did Pete Holmes call masturbating when he was a hardcore Christian? He called it

paying off Whitey Bulger. Protecting him from more dangerous stuff. When he called Christian sex the senator slipping in in the oval office and getting out of there right before he throws up i was dying it's it's on uh ask the internet it's on barstool now yeah ask the internet he's answering he answered i'm sorry uh it was he's talking about how he used to drive five or six hours to see his christian girlfriend so they could dry hump which then would turn into a moist hump,

which is just dry humping but naked. So they wouldn't actually have sex. They'd just be dry humping, but they'd both be naked. Christians are weird. He said this story. Did he feel like it was normal, or he was making fun of it? I was like, Christians invented titty banging. What you're describing is titty banging. That's what that, what you're describing is, is, is titty fucking. That's what it is.

It's making people just rubbing their privates. Whichever Christian did invent that, that's a, it's a great move given the circumstances. It's the best of the worst. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's also, it also just makes me think of like what horrors people were fucking before they like realized sex. Like, like what is that the two trees

pretty close yeah i could fuck that i bet roan fucked a chair roan fucked the spokes of a chair once i mean that's some desperate shit not judging but that's crazy let's actually hit a break when we come back we'll talk uh we'll talk about the other answers uh pete gave on answer the internet episode two is out now check out bob Fox and Pup Punk Wednesday at the Ivy in Buckhead in Atlanta. We're back after the break. She's a model. You don't know her. She lives in Canada. Where is We'll be are back. Last segment of the day here on Power 85.

Chicks and the Office are up next. She's not fake. I love the way he gets, Austin Matthews! Known as the best. So once again, they will be, Pop Punk will be at the Ivy Wednesday night. We also got Rough and Rowdy.

We got a lot. Like, Super Bowl week has just become Barstool week. Also. Super Bowl, mother. Mother! That's what I mean. It's like, it's just Barstool week. It's like it's a Patriots game with Barstool these days. You know, like we had the biggest party when we were in Houston on top of Comedy Central.

Like, we were the talk of media week. Every time we're the talk of media week because we're banned. We got McAfee. We got McAfee to announce when he came. We've got a pop punk concert Wednesday night. Rough and rowdy fight Friday night. So it's it's quite the barstool production. Where's next year? Miami.

Fuck yeah. That's what I've been waiting for. I've been to three Super Bowls in my life. It's been Houston, Minnesota, and now Atlanta.

Can we go to Miami, New Orleans, and LA, please? They've got to be in LA soon, right? With these new teams? Yeah. Vegas?

Vegas is coming? I want to say Miami's 20, LA's 20, 23? I'm only looking it up i couldn't oh wait no they only announced next year no they don't do that far in advance no i think uh i thought it was always a couple out i think it's a couple olympics maybe like you know no offense to all these cities that i just mentioned but they all suck oh yeah they've got it for a while unless

i'm just reading this wrong but so miami next year, Tampa in 2021. Fuck with Tampa. I can make it work. L.A. in 2022. Yep. Glendale, Arizona in 2023. So Phoenix and 2024 in New Orleans. You know, at least there's no Minnesota in there. What was what was that about? It was awful is what it was.

What was that about? Like somebody had to have like paid somebody off or like or lost a bet. The excuse that I kept hearing was like oh well they knew that the mall of america was going to be a good place for radio row and everything because it's a tourist destination i'm like that's the only thing there that matters and you guys i know i saw dave there a couple times but you guys couldn't like go on radio row right uh no yeah i went to the party there i went to the patriots welcome party but that was the only time i went to mall of america so you didn't ride the rides or anything i I rode the rides. I rode the rides with some of David Andrews'

friends. Guess what? Fucking offensive lineman. Most of his friends don't fit in rides. I was going to say, they're big boys. People were like jumping on their shoulders. Like, alright, you get in and then like jump and try to close. You got to get at least one click in the rollercoaster. I did

like riding the rides for content and they put like a gopro on me and they tried to get me to like actually talk the whole time about like something that would be on a segment and i cannot do that it was it was no i just can't talk while i'm like riding the rides and my co-host michael holly and tom curran they could do it completely fine i just looked like a complete asshole we when we went to king richard's, we were on like this like swinging duck thing. It was just like one of those like

sea dragon things that just go back and forth. But it was tiny. And Portnoy almost threw up. He like, he can't handle that. He was like, he got like ride sick

in the middle of it. And I didn't really like it either. It was not enjoyable because we were trying to do like content and talk and it was not fun. But Dave was like

turning green and he was like leaning over the side and shit. I was like, are you going to throw up on this right now? I think Richard Fair once. What? When I was younger.

I was really young. Did you go into the house of torture? Yeah. Well, I was like a seven-year-old. It was really sad. Yeah, I was going to say. I was going to say, if you were like really young. You're walking through these cavernous things with like animatronic mice like eating your

guy's face and stuff. Yeah, I mean, we did do that. I think I remember that. It was like all the forms of medieval torture. And what was it? They just put eating you guys' face. Yeah, I mean we did do that. I think I remember that. It was like all the forms of medieval torture. One was they just put a cage on your head and they put mice in it. And the mice eventually get hungry and they eat your fucking face.

That's a pretty good idea though. That's a pretty good idea. Yeah. He's gonna take your headphones off. I don't know what that does. You're like a puppy. You gotta scratch your own head to headphones off. I don't know what that does. You're like a puppy. You got to scratch your own head to calm down. I don't know.

Have you never heard of my fear of clusters? Casey has a thing. Of what? Like I have like an actual phobia. Of what? Clusters of things. I don't, I mean, if I start talking about it, I'm going to have like a full blown like breakout.

It's called trypophobia. It's the worst fucking thing of all time. Like she can't look at things like that. I can't look at that. So you even talking about it makes me itch i get it i i mean my entire face fucking itches right now yeah no i get it like when i oh that that makes me a little uncomfortable if i were to think about like my skin being like that that would gross me out when i think about tree man tree man resurfaced this

year i heard i heard dave describing that put it on like they photoshop it onto people's elbows and knees and shit she freaks out i heard d Dave talking about that on the rundown and I had to leave. Like I had to go to Starbucks. I was like, I got to go. You're a legend, man. So fights. This has been something I've had since I was a kid. And my parents, they were like, we take you to the zoo.

You loved animals, you know, everything. But you would scream bloody murder, like schools of fish or like a bunch of birds. Yeah. And they were like, we never really understood why and then as I got older and I could verbalize what the problem was and then I got in my own head so then it gets worse and worse I have actually had a full-blown panic attack because of this and my boyfriend at the time I was at a grocery store and I walked outside and I don't want to describe the scene so I don't have it again but just know that they had to I was like

27 and they had to call my boyfriend from my cell phone to get him to come get me and walk me out of the place and put me in car and drive me away. Cause I couldn't go outside. Casey, I am watching. I can't don't do it. I'm not going to show you,

but I'm going to describe it. I'm watching trypophobia immersion therapy. You like watch this video until you can get through it. She's, she's scratching her face. It's just like... My whole back is hyped right now. This is a two-minute video.

This is not a joke. No, I'm telling you. I'm freaking out watching you freak out. Casey, there's a two-minute video of... It starts... No. It starts with just the regular holes, and then it gets worse.

Then they show it on your body, and then they show it on your body and then they show it like uh like like like people popping pimples and like it starts out it starts out it starts out just like a house of tortures that we're in it it starts out just like wooden holes and then all of a sudden it's like on fingertips and then it's on your neck what are you doing and then it's like this is so uncomfortable uncomfortable. I'm getting uncomfortable watching Casey be uncomfortable. What are you doing to me? Can you watch people pop pimples? No. Blackheads? No. Blackheads have the hole.

Stop, Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. I mean, Fights is leaving. I want your pimples. No, we're down on the pimples. Don't worry. Fights literally is. Immersion therapy is when you slowly get used to your fear. Watch this video until you become accustomed with your fear of holes.

It's not just holes, though. I understand that's like that's what that one, but it's just clusters of things. And people are always like, oh, do you hate clusters of grapes or ladders or people? I'm like, don't be a fucking asshole, OK? Don't be a dickhead. Like now, I will say time lapses froms, like up high with people coming in and out. I can't watch that kind of stuff. I can't do that. Um, what about like traffic? That doesn't bother me. I can't like look out of airplanes, like look down and see the trees. Can't do that.

Like from high up. Can't do that. I mean, I am, it's a hundred percent crazy, but it's real. And so the only way that I would ever do whatever this video thing that you're telling me about is for like a really funny barstool content video like if i'm at least gonna get like some page views out of it i'll do it but just to do it for fun absolutely not i'll just stick with my crazy phobia yeah i mean i i i will sit around just watching the blackhead videos all the time okay i just sat back down if i just came back i'm actually eating too don't be a little bitch i hate when people say i. I'm eating. Well, fucking eat and listen to me talk about gross shit at the same time.

No. Grow up. Fucking grow up. You grow up. So Answer the Internet Part 2 is out right now. By the way, I'm just going to put out that video real quick. The Answer the Internet video? No, the video of you squirming in your seat that I just filmed.

Shut the fuck up. Did you know that was happening? In fact, I directed it. He was like, move it over, move it over,

move it over. Yeah, we're going to put that on Apple. No, I want to see, how bad is it? You're just like,

it didn't get your worst part, I don't think. You're just like itching and squirming. It's pretty funny. You should see yourself. You look like a crazy person. This is,

you guys are assholes. You look like a crazy person. You guys are assholes. You look like a Marvel villain becoming the bad guy or some shit. This is at Casey Smith squirming from her fear of clusters. This is really fucking hateful.

Both of you. I thought all of like... It wasn't my idea. I just had a vision once it started. How did I not notice that? I don't know. I was pretty like... I was just like, holy... I mean, that's how bad the phobia is.

So there wasn't like a part where I was just like scratching my skin off in it. You didn't catch that? No, we did. No, we did. For sure. Don't worry. Don't worry. Such assholes.

I've never... I've never seen... Like, i i understand your phobia but i didn't know you were i mean you were like fixing your hat i mean great it was great oh that is bad it's so bad i thought your worst part i feel bad i mean that that is a true phobia she was she was it was a physical physical reaction this is how we're gonna get over your phobia just making me watch myself you're never gonna do this again i mean i'm like scratching my boobs like i'm like literally like can i put my hand down my shirt right now like i i'm touching my own tits well we'll get some pages out of, too. Don't you worry about it. So, Answer the Internet is out now. I'm crying. I feel like I'm crying in this video.

You basically were. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. God, you guys are the worst. Pete Holmes joined us for Answer the Internet, part two, episode two. Earlier this week, Tuesday night, was Kevin Smith. It's our new series on KFC Radio where we answer. We have all of our celebrity guests that come through. We have them answer the stupidest, dumbest, most fucked up questions that we've ever encountered on the podcast that have been compiled by the listeners and the readers and the Internet in general.

Pete Holmes, let me pull up that list. You actually did a little executive production. You picked the final list on this one, right? Sure did. So we'll go through a couple of them here. We debated last night. Me and John went on Instagram Live last night around 11 o'clock, and we debated are there more porn stars or murderers in the world, Casey Smith?

Probably murderers. There you go. Everyone says porn stars. Murderers. We're the only two people who said murderers, and you didn't even hesitate. Proud of you. I mean, people are murdering all the fucking time. There's a lot. Murderers. We're the only two people who said murderers, and you didn't even hesitate? Proud of you. I mean, people are murdering all the fucking time. There's a lot of murderers. There was 33,000 murderers in Mexico alone last year.

Yeah, murderers for sure. And there was like 15 in America. So you're talking about upwards of 50,000 murderers. There's not 50,000 porn stars. I mean, we're talking about like, I mean, it's dark to say. We're talking about places like overseas that just like kill people all the time. And those are people who get caught. You gotta think about the people who murder and not get caught. And like, and we, like, obviously

if you're in the military, that doesn't count. I do count CIA, though. The CIA is murdering people. The KGB is murdering people. That's murder. Okay, that's fair. If you're like engaged in war, that's not murder. Right. But if you're just a secret agent who's like poisoning someone's drink, that's murder. Yeah, that's murder. KGB, they're murdering motherfuckers all the time.

It's gotta be like one, like, singled you out. I want you dead doing that. So. Yeah, that's murder. That's some cool boy shit. It's got to be like one singled you out. I want you dead and I'm doing that. So we did porn stars versus murderers. Casey Smith, how long would it take you to drink all of the water

in a swimming pool? No chlorine, just straight up fresh water. Just like a normal size swimming pool? Like an above ground pool. I'm going to throw you in a white trash above ground pool.

Those are pretty standard. You just got to start gulping at it. Two days? No you nuts i think i think i think i'm thinking like what are you thinking months like a little tiny pool no an above ground pool how many gallons is that i'm gonna look at it right now how many gallons in a standard okay i i'm picturing like one of those little baby pools is my problem no No, an above-ground pool, the thing you used to go on. I don't know if I've ever been in an above-ground pool. The small one is $10,500. Oh, months.

So the big one is $20,000. So let me go in the middle. Let's just say 17,000 gallons. Oh, I mean months. Years. Like maybe years. You're supposed to drink like a gallon of water a day. I was going to say, uh that would be 200 that would be uh 17 000 gallons is 2 176 000 ounces so and what's what's

in that 12 ounces 17 17 that's 16.9 17 ounces so that would be 128 000 pol Poland spring bottles. Yeah, I mean, you're talking like at least a year. At the very least. I drink probably about 10 a day. You think you have 128,000 bottles in a year? I probably have 8 to 10 bottles a day. I drink over a gallon a day or around a gallon a day. But that's... You said you do 10?

8 to 10, yeah. And that's got to be a gallon, right? 8 to 10 yeah and that's a that's got to be a gallon right 8 to 10 a day yeah that's what you're saying yeah i mean that's not even close to 128 000 how many is that 10 times 365 3650 oh shit you have to get. Well, double it because you're trying to drink it. So if you double it, like you're drinking like 16 to 20 bottles a day. So then you're at like 8,000. I mean, we're not even, it's going to take you forever. All right. It takes a long time.

And I was thinking two days. I said I admit when I'm wrong. I'm admitting when I'm wrong. So it's just impossible. What are people saying to that question? The beauty of that is like nobody really knows. Like it's one of those things I could be like, how far is it from here to Jupiter?

And you could say 100,000 or 100 million and be like, I don't fucking know. I have no fucking clue. This is a good one. Because I think the girl answer is important. How far would you drive for sex? What's your limit that you're like all right booty call it's guaranteed but how hot is the person let's say they're sufficiently hot and how often i have

all these caveats like how often is this like one time thing one time thing yeah oh jc's like i'm going fucking going to california jc's gonna be that fucking chick who put on a diaper. I'd say two hours. Oh, that's not bad. Pete drove six. I wouldn't drive two for almost anybody. But if you're saying it's like a really hot person and it's the only time I get to do it, two max. I think two is actually a good number.

Two's a fine number. I've never done it. I haven't either. I don't see myself ever doing it. I could see. You know, the problem is if you if you're driving around here you're doing like 45 minutes no matter what you know i mean if you're going like to another borough or you're going to like just over the bridge to jersey or you're going up to like long island or connecticut like no matter what you're gonna hit some traffic and shit you're looking at 45 and that's just

regular that's i'm not talking about hypothetical like oh what how, how far am I going to go to see this girl? It's like, if you have a girlfriend or something and you're going to go, it's going to be 45 minutes. Right. So to tack on another hour 15 for this hypothetical one-time situation, super hot person, that ain't much. I think you could probably bump it up if you're around here. Well, and technically, if you're driving between, like, here and Boston, I mean, that's three and a half, four hours. Would you drive to Boston for a night of sex? Would I?

Oh, no. Are you sick? Drive to Boston? Just for sex or for, I mean, obviously in a relationship, you're doing the same thing. Right. Well, you know, that's where it's like, where do you draw the line? In a relationship, you're going for to not get yelled at. I would drive far to not get yelled at.

Right. I'll drive across the goddamn country. But to drive for a sexual desire, zero miles. Well, the problem is, is that you got to maintain that desire. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. By the time you're on hour four. Oh, dude.

You got to cramp. I'd hit traffic in fucking Stanford. Yeah. I'm turning around. Hug her out. And be like, you know what? Sorry, babe. I tried to make it, but halfway through.

And the problem with that too is like girls would be like come on like why don't you come here and they'll send like a picture and that's all i needed that's what i was driving for and you already gave it to me so we're good to go well i'm not gonna make this drive with this picture so i'm gonna just make an executive decision and not even don't say that you're gonna have girls out here not sending any pictures anymore that's true you're not a picture in fucking forever really that's sad you're out Make an executive decision and not even bother me. Dude, don't say that. You're going to have girls out here not sending any pictures anymore. I haven't gotten a picture in fucking forever. Really?

That's sad. I would assume that your DMs would be full of them. I don't check my DMs. It's none of my business. This is his new thing is that DMs to you are none of your business. What are you talking about? Your DMs are not your business, Casey. He said this to me yesterday. It's strangers talking about you.

It's not your business. And I was like, you know what? It kind of makes sense okay no i want to i i so i only check my dms of people that i follow or that follow me and like you know the other on instagram where it's like 99 plus or whatever like i rarely check those every once in a while depending on what i'll check my instagram dms i will never hit 99 plus i'll check okay like yeah i can see what my friend people i follow yes i will check those okay so what do you mean it's none of your business it's not i want to i really want to buy into this i really just a stranger talking about you what a stranger thinks about you is

not your business i kind of like that yeah i mean it makes perfect so i'm just gonna stop i posted a picture i posted a video of me and shay and she was going to bed that night and when she goes to sleep she has a pacifier and everyone was like she's too old for pacifiers i'm like i'm dude i'm not senator school with one she just when she goes to sleep she has a pacifier and everyone was like she's too old for pacifiers i'm like i'm dude i'm not senator school with one she just when she goes to sleep she uses it and everybody was in my shit like you're gonna have orthodontics bills her teeth are gonna be fucked up that's annoying i was like her teeth are gonna fall out brother baby teeth fuck you so i was going crazy about it and john was like that's why are you reading those people talking about your kid that's like them gossiping about you to you basically it's none of your business

like someone talking behind your back like what do they say behind my back don't ever tell me what you're saying behind my back ignorance is bliss you know what I did I closed my DMs yeah I was like alright I'm done I kind of like that see I don't have them open on Twitter I'm going to drag everybody at Barstool well see like but they're like Ellie like answers every single one of them because it's like

her like brand to give girls advice and stuff yeah like then it's like brand to give girls advice and stuff. Then it's like... My Twitter DMs are open and there are people who I talk to about shit. There are guys who are like, oh, I'm going through the same thing as you or I made the same mistake. What do I do? And those people I actually don't mind talking to. I am talking to everybody.

I know. This is not for Final Mark. So you have your Twitter DMs closed? I have mine. What about Instagram? You just don't ever click over to the 99 others. You know what's funny? That's usually where the unsolicited dick pics come in, and I'm out on those.

I find Twitter to be, you know, Twitter DMs to me are good, and Instagram DMs are bad to me, which I feel like is kind of reversed. I feel like people are kind of friendly on Instagram and on Twitter. They're assholes, but my DM situation is vice versa. Yeah, I would never want my Twitter DMs. Everyone on Twitter, everyone on DM just responds to my stories and they just talk shit. And people on Twitter are either asking for advice or they're very much encouraging. Does it have the feature like Instagram where it's like the people you follow and then others or it's just all in one? I think so, yeah.

I think I'm going to adopt the the fights method none of my business I mean Francis was just talking about this morning how he's adopted it he's like I'm in a much better I don't know he said something Francis headspace headspace I mean I don't I definitely don't check it all the time the day that uh my like five-year cancer mark like I went and read those because I was like wanting to respond to people who have also been dealing with this stuff but But nine times out of ten, it's nothing I need to read. It's just a dick or someone being a dick. I've told you about how I get dick pics in like a group, right? Like they'll send it to like six or seven girls at once in the same group. Shoot your shot with a wide net, baby.

Is he trying to let all seven of us see it at the same time or does he just not know? He's trying to have a sevensome. I don't hate it. Or he just thinks he's sending them individually and he's grouped us all together. We'll talk about it on Monday. We'll be out. Check the officer up next. We'll be out in Atlanta the rest of the week. You guys stay hot.