KFC Radio - Morgan Wallen "Storms Off" The SNL Set - Full Episode
Episode Date: April 1, 2025Timecodes: 0:00 Start 03:38 Is Kanye West doing a bit or is it real? 17:18 Tom Segura's Jared from Subway bit 25:56 KFC's kids are too athletic 33:00 Is Jackie's Instagram bad? 39:...43 Why do people try so hard on Instagram? 49:04 NYC Influencer Drama 50:59 Logan and Jake Paul's Recent Rebrand 52:26 The Torpedo bats + baseball changing 01:03:16 White Lotus Episode 7 Recap 01:11:28 TV Recap: The Studio, The Pitt, Good American Family and more 01:29:37 Morgan Wallen "storms off" SNL Set 01:38:23 Video Voicemails Links: 12:17 "That looks like the Superbowl halftime show" photo: https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/hitler-youth-2 15:52 Chappelle Show Sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNDqxrUUwQ 42:48 Hot Jumprope Guy: https://www.tiktok.com/@dayan.kole/video/7290916619931438368?lang=en +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app today and use code KFC for $20 off your first purchase Jackpocket: GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, in NY Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPE-N-Y. 18 or older (19+ in Nebraska, 21+ in Arizona). Jackpocket is not affiliated with any State Lottery. Void where prohibited. 1 per new customer. Enter promo code at checkout for $2 non-withdrawable credit. See terms at jackpocket dot com slash tos slash free slash ticket slash promo. Sponsored by Jackpocket. Based on 2024 iOS download data collected by Sensor Tower. A24: In IMAX and theaters everywhere April 11 - Get Tickets Now https://tickets.warfare.movie HeyDude: HEYDUDE Golf styles drop exclusively on heydude.com in May. Sign up now to be the first to know at https://www.heydude.com/golf Creme Shaving Cream: You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com Uber Eats: Grab Popeyes new lineup of bold, pickle-flavored products. Try them all while they’re here!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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KFC radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Wait by the way um we saved Burt for we
have like the second half right? John thought that that the talk about the
comedy stuff was in that
second hour. Was that not true? We just did. I. Or did you put I chop it up, chop them
together so that the everything that we had said, like at the end, just everything that
you talk about in your comedy, I put it to the front. So it's already out. Got it. OK.
So that was at the end. What? So we did talk about that at the end, but you put it out
with you talk about the end of the first hour And then you re-talked about it again
Do you want like is that good production skills by me to like yeah, yeah very good production skills
Yeah, we were confused cuz you know, it was like
Special like I say that's good
Also like like she was some sort of wizard with the production.
I took something that happened here, but I made it happen here.
You guys ever heard of that in production?
Well time traveling.
Whatever adjective you want to use to describe that, go ahead.
You have my blessing.
I'll give you a list. Good, stuff yeah that's great okay we were just talking about
Kanye before the show started Kanye I have a conflict in my mind with Kanye
right now because it's so obvious that what he's doing is his clickbait and
attention-seeking and fake and phony
and just trying to start controversy.
I don't even know what it is anymore.
I don't know if I can defend it would be like,
it's clickbait.
He might be a Nazi.
He might just be like, I'm a Nazi.
I think he definitely has Nazi feelings.
I actually don't think that.
I think he is saying that to make,
to prove a point about like,
I can say this or can't say this and like,
I actually don't think,
I think if you know,
he were to like do business with a Jewish guy right now
and he were to make money and they were like,
I don't think he would care.
Or I shouldn't say, well, I don't know.
I just don't, I think he takes it to an extreme
that he doesn't really believe in. He might have a problem with Jewish people. I don't know well, I just don't I think I think he takes it to an extreme that he doesn't really believe in
He might have brought the Jewish people. I I don't know if he's a Nazi. I
Look, man. It's one of those things like if you're gonna keep wearing swastikas. I gotta call you a Nazi
You're right. You're right. You gotta keep that
Pretty hard and fast line keep wearing the uniform. I gotta be like, I think he's on
But so I I just I you know in my mind it's either two things one he is
that for real and you're a fucking scumbag and you know we should not even
platform that or give it attention whatever and then or the other is he's
faking it I don't really like giving into that either because you feel like
you're getting played I think but then I think it's a mix of the two I think he's
actually a Nazi and for some reason I think it's funny well so that lesson learned like every time I see let me just tell you
how to do it here's here's how you can reconcile these things if you just start
thinking of Kanye West as a WWE wrestler it's all good just think of that as a
persona just think like a wrestler like when you see a wrestler like when it was Sergeant Slaughter versus the Iron Sheik and the Iron Sheik was like a terrorist.
No, he's just doing that to entertain. It makes it like, well now I don't think of him as an amazing musical artist who's like wasting his talent anymore.
I don't think of him. I don't even care what he's saying politically or socially.
I just look at it like, okay, that is W.'s Monday Night Raw. And he's backstage cutting a promo.
And he's like, fuck Jay Z. Like he's just it's like the rock
yelling at Stone Cold. It's whatever and he's coming out in
his ridiculous wrestling attire, which is the latest Have you
seen the latest one? No.
It is a full cool class clan outfit.
It is so fucking funny.
When you
this is him like getting set up for the interview with academics
No
That is what that is funny that is funny see to me that's funnier than like the swastika
I actually thought this was the funniest one. I thought they're standing up to stand next to each other
So it's so small and it's any and he's trying to like race
Black guy like the clue Cluck's clan black. I don't know. I don't think it's just this big racist black guy, like the Clu Clux Clan black, I don't know.
I don't think it's a joke.
I don't think he's acting.
No, no, I don't know, he's not.
But if I view it through that lens,
like I've made this up in my head,
because I don't, if it is real, I don't fuck with it.
If I think of it as like, this is just funny entertainment,
then I am in love with it.
See, it's actually, for me, it's kind of...
Yeah, the fact that it is real is what makes it funny.
It's the fact that it's real.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know, I don't think this guy gets anything.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like, if you just had to explain what it is,
you're like, yeah, I don't know,
he's a black, former rapper.
Wait, even crazier.
Current rapper who is a Nazi, and a Kugel's clan member.
Well, I mean, wait, wait, wait, wait, back up. Like, explaining all that is objectively funny. current rapper who is a Nazi and a Klu Klux Klan member.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up, back up. Like explaining all that is objectively funny.
I don't even think we appreciate two things right now.
The chain with the Sean John shirt.
That's a Diddy, that's Diddy's shirt
with a swastika hanging from his neck.
Those, that, that picture right there is like evil,
personified and he's like, I want to wear that.
Okay, that, I don't know why that to me
is more offensive than the GluGluX plan outfit,
but it is.
No, no, no, but it is.
I'm like, ah, nevermind, that's not funny.
No, the Diddy stuff is, like he was like,
I think he has a tweet saying that like Cassie was like
acting or the video was fake.
That to me might be the lowest thing of all.
Yeah.
Like that woman was like kidnapped, tortured and abused.
And he's like, no, no, no.
And the calling Jay-Z's kids retarded.
I didn't see that.
Yeah, you didn't see that?
No.
Yeah, no, he called them retarded.
And I think that like those things to me are worse.
Someone was like, oh, like now you're off Kanye.
And like, I do think the Hitler stuff and the Nazi stuff
as of course, as heinous as Nazism is I think there is
a level of like flamboyance and intent there.
Whereas like if you're just telling an abused woman that
she's a liar and you're calling kids who may or may not have
special needs they're retarded like that is mean that is
evil.
Like whereas the other shit is attention-seeking I think and
you might believe in it and that is like that. Yes, that's the worst of all. But if it's
attention seeking, it's one thing. If you're just being like horrible to victims and kids
in general, like that is worse. Some people that was that was like an interesting thing,
like a debate I had with with my followers, because I said that I was like, I think I
draw the line here. He just tweeted like, come how come Jay-Z's kids are like ones in the
spotlight but this one never is because he's retarded and I was like that's it.
I'm out. Like no matter what happened with him and Jay-Z like that they at one
point they were like all together and like family and all that shit like I
don't know.
Do you think the Nazis are like like that they have a line that they're like oh
he lost me now.
I wonder if they if this is like good for the brand, Nazi brand?
I would think it's both.
Because also, Nazi's.
If you're a Nazi, if you're a true blue-bleeder,
you don't want him.
You don't want a black guy being your head's boats person.
You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, he's re-appropriating our cause.
Do you think he just likes the logo?
It is.
It's not bad.
It's a take I've had before and I've been afraid to say it.
This was pretty funny.
I remember getting the most demonetized show of all time.
It's not even close.
I remember doing a fucking run down back in Milton.
And I don't remember what it was we were talking about. It was me you and Dan
Obviously Dave wasn't there that day. I was on the third floor of Millen. Those were the fun
Damn David never do that. And I we were talking about Nazis and I was like I remember just being like look say what you want
About Adolf Hitler, but the dude could create a brand
you want about Adolf Hitler but the dude could create a brand. And I was like, I was like the swastika is like it was something else and it was completely re-branded. That's
strong branding. Yeah man, I mean it's the OG like Nike swoosh. It's the most, you see
that, you know. You're like I know what's up. Like you know when you play the Dozen
and these like which brands are these? Yeah
It would be if that was on the Daily Dozen, it would be 100% answer. Nobody would know it's like the Hindu sign
And it really does like the chat GPT logo is kind of like that like it's a very logo ish logo
Yeah, you know what I mean?
like except I will say that they say look design, the whole, everything about graphic design
is just trying to make sure it doesn't look like a Swastika
or a penis and like,
of all the graphic design classes I've taken,
I've realized it's really true
and it's really hard to not make a Swastika.
Everything's kind of crossing in.
Everything I would end up being,
oh, fuck, I just made a Swastika again.
It's actually really easy to make.
I just did that.
My buddy asked me to make him a logo for his brand.
I'll show it to you guys after.
And then we looked at it for a while.
I was like, it kind of looks like Swastika.
He's so into it.
Fuck.
It's not Swastika.
I made it Swastika again.
I keep doing that.
So I actually, as good of a branding it is,
it's actually a little easier to come to that branding thing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That is just Swastika. That is just a swastika!
That is just a swastika!
Do you think that the Nazis
had like a marketing meeting?
Like, cause there is something
to my, in my brain,
it's like a cross, but you
like, you know, like twist it or something.
Like I wonder if they, or if they
said, hey let's take the symbol for peace,
or whatever the fuck it is, and make it,
like, we're gonna do that, or, you know what I mean?
How did the swastika come about?
I'm sure they were, I mean, what I know about the Nazis,
they moved with intention.
Yeah, right, there was no accidents.
There was a lot of accidents with the third rush.
Except for the shoes, I don't know why
they didn't burn the shoes.
I don't know the answer to that one.
It's kind of a weird thing, wouldn't you think
you would just yeah
Like serial killing keeping their maybe maybe yeah, they're there. Oh wow. I mean like objectively that looks like the Super Bowl halftime show
That's like if they all moved in a circle like that people would be like wow the choreography is lit. Yeah
I feel like the whole point though is that they didn't move it with intention like all of them were kind of just I don't know
I just went with it like there wasn't well, that's their excuse
I think the top dogs move with intention and the rest of people like I was I mean gerbils his main thing is like he
Was like the greatest propagandist of all time. Yeah, like yeah, you know what you're doing
Yeah, those guys but but I think there was probably when you got down to the lower level like there's some guys who are like
It's either me or them. Yeah, I'm gonna get killed So but at the top the the the eagle thing is also like, you know, you make that red white and blue dog
That's that's an American flag. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like it's all just perspective. That's why I look at Kanye as a wrestler now
I'm like, it's just it's just funny. Did we tell you about when we were in Italy and we went to a
Like a fair I guess what was it
called market it was like a pop-up market yeah yeah I can open a market oh
yeah lots more not to remember really than you expect yeah well yeah listen
you're over in Europe and like the same way if you have old antique shit in
Europe is gonna be from that particularly Italy Italy. Yeah right. They get a pass.
Yeah.
Big time pass.
Like Germany.
I think I was in Japan.
Japan's like one of our greatest allies.
Totally, totally.
I think,
I almost think that two nuclear bombs is like a we're even.
Yeah.
Italy though is like,
dog Mussolini was like his boy, right hand man.
And you guys, I don't know, if you watch it on the dozen you know I'm not a geography
guy but like, are they touching?
Are they close?
I don't know, whatever.
Italy and Germany?
Not touching.
No, but everywhere in Europe it's close.
It's just like, why do they not get...
But also I feel like because he was like the, third guy, everyone's like, well at least
it wasn't Hitler.
So they kind of get a pass in that sense.
Austria's right in between it.
Austria and Switzerland, yeah.
Yeah, I guess so.
It's kind of like-
You know, it's like, if we're comparing guys, at least he wasn't Hitler.
You know, I guess it's sort of like, it's like, me and Dave, you know?
Like, I'm not on Dave's level.
I don't know if that's a comment.
No, I'm saying like, nobody would ever be like, you know, like I'm on Dave's level
Like nobody would ever be like, you know, like Dave would be the H man in this case
Yeah, you're you were in there, but you know, you know, you were just following
So, yeah, but but Kanye in the the black Klansman I would I would like to be clear I think it's funny cuz it just doesn't jive
I think it's funny cuz it's just truly one of the greatest sketches of all time come to life. It's it's Clayton
Do you ever watch the show? Yeah, you know that he has the blind white supremacist get yes
You know nice so his name is Clayton Bigsby
He's a blind white supremacist, and he's blind, so he does not know that he's black.
And Chappelle is like, it is a masterful performance.
Then woogie boogie jivin' and like,
and then like he goes to a rally and like,
they're like, take off your hood, Clarence, take it off,
Clayton, we wanna see you.
And he pulls it off and
like their heads literally explode, like they CGI a head exploding. And then at the end,
the best part is like when they go, when he found out that he was white, he, like he was
going to kill himself. That's how dedicated to the cause he was. He found out he was black.
I think Bill Burr is in the back here, right? Yeah, yeah, Bill, I think Bill Burr is in the back here. Yeah, yeah, Bill. I think. You know, Brennan's head explodes.
Yeah, I think you see Burr somewhere too.
Yeah, early Burr.
Don't be a great tiger, like.
It is a show that I'll actually say this much.
It's a show that was so popular at a time when, yeah, when if anybody from like my generation demographic,
whatever says they've never said the word between rap music and like quoting Chappelle
skits, you have, you have, you just have, that's okay, I'm not condemning you. And you said it, you know, not in a nice way,
because of this skit right here.
It is probably, if I had to pick, I don't know,
I mean there's a lot, but I think this is the best
Chappelle skit ever.
Yes.
There might be funnier ones or more popular ones,
but from concept to execution.
When I watch you guys do your thing,
if you were sitting at that table
and you came up with this and then it was like,
oh, could we do that?
Could we not do it?
And the way they pulled it off and did it,
I'd be like, this is a masterpiece.
I would think it's this one too.
Like Charlie Murphy telling stories is very funny,
but it's just a story.
This is like unbelievable premise that
he was really coming up with ideas that-
You can't even look at it.
I don't even look at that word.
Oh, it's so fucking good, man.
Um, I, I don't, I actually, I'm going to tell this story and then I'm going to let
the group decide if it stays in or not.
Ooh, I like it.
It's nothing.
It's nothing about me.
It's just, I don't know if I'm burning Tom's material because I feel like this,
I think that's, I feel like it should be more well known and
No, I learned about this one to cigar Saturday night MSG
unbelievably funny Unbelieve I had really high expectations and blew him away. You know what you know what Tom is?
Let me just before you get your story. I mean he's a masterful comedian
Tom cigar
Yeah
Kamsagura loses confidence. Yeah.
He doesn't give a fuck about anybody,
anything other than what he's doing,
what he cares about.
What he cares about, he cares about.
What he doesn't, he doesn't give a fuck.
He has no hesitation.
He has no fear, no nothing.
I mean, he just, and you can hear it,
you can feel it, it's unbelievable.
But he is telling a story of,
I'd guess this was about 20 years ago
Something like that. He got a job and
He thought it was gonna change his life and he got a job
Being kind of the co
national spokesman
For subway He was gonna play Jared obviously was Jared and was the big star
but Jared you could only promote healthy subs with and so Subway was like we have
to advertise our unhealthy subs so they hired this unknown comedian Tom Segura
to play Jared's piece of shit brother who ate the
Unhealthy subs like meatball subs and stuff like that and he was that's pre Tommy glow-up
Yeah, so he was like looking like a guy and like that bald and they know all that shit and
He would play he was gonna play
Jared's evil twin brother, essentially, Jerome.
And Tom said, that's a black guy's name.
And the subway team agreed with him
and they're like, actually, you're right.
You're gonna be Jermaine instead.
And he was like, that's way worse.
And so they shot like a bunch of commercials
that where I think he said like one, he was in Jersey and he's like driving a car in reverse, And so they shot like a bunch of commercials that
Where I think he said like one he was in Jersey, and he's like driving a car in reverse just crashing into shit
all sub and spilling on himself and
He law they fired the marketing CMO of subway And I guess when they fire a CMO they can everything all of their
Projects they've been working on so Tom was like he's like I was really truly depressed
I was like that was my
Moment that was my those are those we've heard those commercials, you know, you can live off those rest your life, right?
He's like I was gonna be like the second guy and then he said 10 years went by and 10 years later
he turned on TV and
Jerry was on TV not selling subway this time.
And he's like, I'll say this though.
Ten years would have gone by where I was filming commercials with them, friends with them.
And he's like, and on that day I would walk down the street and everyone would be like,
you fucking knew.
And he's like, I didn't know anything.
He's like, that, if you had to spend ten years with Jared and get like.
I was thinking of the opposite way.
How I was thinking that's 10 years of checks.
Oh, no. I think, you know, 10 years of of a commercial like that.
You're approaching like an answer to the Internet level of money
where it's like, would you take that?
You probably but you know, I'm not taking that.
I think everyone thinks I'm a pedophile?
No, well-
Yes, everyone, the internet will think you're a pedophile
because you spent 10 years with Jared.
Okay, but Kanye West has swastikas and nobody,
we were just talking, I don't know if he's a Nazi or not.
So like, technically.
I think it would be more like,
I didn't think of people saying you knew.
I think you could plausibly be like,
I fucking shoot commercials with a guy,
I don't know what he does when he goes home. But people being like would you knew I think you could possibly be like I fucking shoot commercials like I don't know what he does when he goes home but people
being like you you knew like I I I think it clear that you're not I think if
people said you're a pedophile they're being silly people saying you knew might
be that's like after 10 years you might see some tendons yeah yeah that that is
true but also Tom went on to like live this better life if you were like if you never made it I
Don't think you're thinking that way, but I think you're thinking about man. I would have had a good 10-year run. Oh
Sure, probably you know you can make
Bank being especially that if dude if Jared wasn't a rapist. That's a great bit
That's a great commercial bit the evil evil, evil X brother, that has 20 years of legs.
You know, it's like mayhem.
It's like you just keep coming up with scenarios
where you're just like, evil stuff, you know,
and he always stuffs his face with a meatball sandwich
at the end.
There's new, ugly, new.
You knew about that though?
No, I knew, I knew he, I knew he was doing
like subway commercials.
I didn't know all about the evil brother and like all that.
I thought he was just like,
I was gonna be a spokesman as well.
So like he would have been attached, but like he would have been attached but like he would
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Who I had?
and I had I
Had a weekend with my kids dude that I just need I need like
fatter less talented less motivated kids
Shit is brutal man. Shea is in the middle of dance competition
season I kids. Shit is brutal, man. Shay is in the middle of dance competition. Season. I cannot tell you how bad it is. It's awful, man. Why? It's every weekend, Saturday, Sunday. Her
her first dance was that she had to be that 7 a.m. and didn't finish until 6 30 p.m.
And you make he can go to the whole thing? No, no, no.
So Keegan had football practice Thursday, football game Friday, baseball game Saturday,
baseball game Sunday, baseball practice today.
It's like, and Shae the whole time, so I'm like literally like driving her here, dropping
them off.
My parents are going to pick her up because I'm taking him to the game, then I got to
get his stuff over there.
I got to drop her bag.
It was like, I blinked and it was like
Sunday night at 10 o'clock and I was like,
that was the weekend.
This sucks, dude.
It's a lot of shit.
I'm like, I guess once you get a little bit older,
you can kind of get to and from places on your own
so you're doing your activities, it's not as bad. Yeah younger than this. They're not doing anything
But right now they're in the era where they can do a ton of shit
They have to do a ton of shit that that's one thing. I don't know. I don't know the stats or whatever. I
feel like
kids activities are an epidemic on society like they do so goddamn much because
Everyone's like keeping up with the Joneses. Yeah, and it's like I don't know
I used to play like one sport a season. That was pretty much it. Maybe you mix in like a
You do music or you do theater or something like that like one extra, but it's like multiple sports multiple things
Shea has dance gymnastics basketball all the same same season like the
Basie's girl, I'm like, you're the busiest girl I know.
You're fucking nine.
She's had 12 hour, you know, dance competition.
And I say it's awful.
I mean, it's awesome when they're up there and doing their thing.
But everything else is a fucking lot.
I wonder if like kids activities are going to start
because like every time there's like a coach or a teacher, I'm like,
but why do you want to work with kids?
Like, I feel like in the age of P.Ditty, it's like a coach or a teacher, I'm like, but why do you want to work with kids? Like I feel like in the age of P-Diddy, it's like...
I...
Why are you choosing to in a profession?
I used to think that. I think it's a little bit weird.
Like, you know, John's rapist who was the didn't have a kid on the team and coached the team.
But I've also now seen the other side of that.
Like the best sports program that I've seen
is Keegan's travel team, which is like a paid job.
So all the coaches, none of them have a kid on the team.
And they are just coaches and they're actually the best.
Really?
Now maybe it's because they're just young dudes.
I'm like, oh, I can tell you guys like played baseball.
When you're a young dude, that's different.
Right.
But even like this guy Anthony, who runs,
it will get old eventually.
And I think it's more that it's like they
love the sport almost, you know?
Yeah.
Like if you're just like a teacher or something,
it's like you love these kids.
Yeah.
Those guys like baseball.
They don't like my kids.
I like baseball.
They won't let me play with professionals. Kids will do.
But those guys, I totally flipped on that because I would have thought the people who
don't have kids are the weirdos and the people who are the serious travel team are the overly
serious assholes.
And it's the total opposite.
It's the dads who are the asshole coaches who are like screaming at their kid
and taking it too seriously.
And the guys who get paid for it are like,
we're just here to teach them and like have a good time
and like hopefully we win.
And then we do like, they are the best program
because they do all the things right, you know what I mean?
So.
It's very fun, I'm thinking more about that just like,
like look, everyone else my age is busy
and can't keep playing baseball.
I gotta hang out with the 9 year olds.
They wanna play baseball every single day.
I can't go to my friends, they're like, no dude, I have a life.
I'm an adult, I can't play baseball every day.
The Yankees won't let me play.
Everyone else says they have work to do.
So I guess I gotta play with kids all the time.
It was Keegan got his first hit after.
So he stupidly played him up a level, like two levels basically. It was Keegan got his first hit after so he
stupidly played him up a level like two levels basically when he was six he was playing on a team with eight-year-olds because
there wasn't like a local program because we kept getting kicked out if you remember that whole drama and
So the one we settled on is a great program
But he was like in way over his head and he went from being like dad pitched homers every day being like let's go play
Baseball I want to go play baseball. I want to go play baseball
I want to play baseball. I hit a homer every single time right to like
I don't even like baseball anymore because I'm like a whole season this first at bat. He got a hit
They threw the ball away at first and he started to take the turn to second
But it bounced right to the guy and he tagged him out. Yeah, but it was the first at bat
I was like, oh, okay. Wow, this kid's like six. He's gonna hold his own like I
Don't even made contact the rest of the season.
And he started to really be like, I don't like baseball. And I was like, fuck, I have completely botched this.
Like I ruined this kid's like love for the game immediately.
And, uh, but I was like, give it like some time cause you'll be seven next year.
And that'll be a difference. And he got a two run double on Saturday that I,
I was like, it is a gift from God above.
But I will say this, it was 35 degrees.
It was, it was, it was really nice on Friday.
Everyone was in Central Park.
It was 70, Saturday, it was like 78 degrees.
It was the, it was the record for the largest drop
in one hour.
It went from 78 to 51 in one hour.
Really?
Yeah, it was almost like a 20, almost 30 degree drop.
Because there was all these videos on TikTok,
if you saw it, of people.
Like Central Park was crazy.
It was one of those things where like every single square inch
was taken up in towels.
And then the next video was everyone running home like,
oh my god, I'm freezing cold.
So it was the day after that.
It was already cold again. 35 degrees, it's wet out
and all the kids are like cold and key.
We're about to like start the game and these other kids are like probably at least a couple
of them will like play college ball.
They're like really good and they're all like getting pumped up and loving it and shit and
Keegan looks at me and he goes in the most like genuine exasperated way he goes I wish I was at home on the couch relaxing I was
like Apple tree but I tried to tell him I was like dude I wasn't like this when
I was eight I'm like this when I'm 38 28 but not eight I used to like want to
play you can't you can't be like that yet dude. You're fucking
in third grade, second grade.
But man, the hit was hilarious. The reaction from the dads on the sideline with me. It
was like, I don't even think Keegan cared as much.
Keegan was like, yeah, that was cool.
And I was like literally hugging guys and shit like that.
You can hear in the video I was filming,
there are dads who are like, yeah!
Like going bananas over it.
What'd you do this weekend?
Like hung out.
Nothing good?
What did I do?
You take all questions so accusatory.
I know, I know, I know.
You see guys that send messages like,
like yo, what's up?
Well, I just think Jackie's probably,
Nothing, nothing.
Jackie's probably the one doing the most,
I guess you're out there too,
doing like fun and interesting shit.
I had a gala.
See? Okay.
Yeah, not a big deal.
I'm kind of a girl who goes to galas.
What does that mean?
I mean, I had like paid $200 for it,
so it's like, it's not like anything.
What was it?
Was it a charity event?
Yeah.
I remember going through that phase.
Yeah.
Like it's not.
Ours was, my one friend was in a,
it was called GoTo, like the go to,
go to, I don't know, some charity.
And we'd always have a go to event
and it would be like $200 and we'd dress up and we'd go.
Back in like a degenerate era.
Yeah.
Where I'd be like, what are we doing here?
Is it a charity event?
Open bar? Yeah. That is degenerate era. Yeah. Where I remember being like, what are we doing here? The charity event? Open bar? I'll be there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is a funny era.
I remember thinking like, oh, am I like classy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody from like 22 to 28 is doing this.
Yeah.
It was literally better.
I had a birthday party.
I went to lunch with friends.
Do you get presents for your friends?
Like if you go to a birthday party?
I should have.
I'm just realizing, oh my god.
OK, I'll get on that.
I didn't.
No.
No, I didn't.
But I do kind of-ish.
Mostly I'll just get them tequila.
Tequila?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good.
We're just like, I'll get you Don Julio or something like that.
That's a good gift, though. At that age, when you're like, you don get you like Don Julio or like something like that. That's a good gift though.
At that age when you're like,
you don't wanna spend that sort of money on that stuff.
You know?
Yeah, I don't have,
I'm sorry, I don't really have anything important.
What did you do at the gala?
Were you solo or were you,
it was like a date thing?
Or was it a friend thing?
It was like with friends and just.
Oh, have you heard from a rape guy?
Rape guy. Remind me.
That's so crazy.
They got you were saying like you weren't raped.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So I kind of accidentally.
Oh, my God.
That's so crazy.
When you've got to think hard to figure out who the rape guy is.
Yeah.
I really wanted to just put the nail in the monetized coffin with the rape talk too.
You know, like Nazis and everything.
Let's talk about rape also.
I kind of think I ended up ghosting him.
I had a feeling, on that vlog,
which is like one of my favorite pieces of content
in like so long, I thought that was so fucking funny.
You were kind of like, yeah that guy,
he's not interested in me and I was like,
that guy would still fuck if you gave him the yes totally.
If you texted him, come over, he'd be like, cool.
I actually have, okay, well I know,
I have a thing where if I feel a guy pull back,
because he didn't text me back for two days,
and if I feel a guy pull back at all,
I go all the way, I completely go all the way back,
and I won't ever text him.
I really don't like rejection.
That's a good way to be.
Yeah, but okay, also. You can't like rejection. That's a good way to be. Yeah.
But okay also.
Can't get rejected if you run away in fear every time
there's a slight hurdle.
I actually had a dream the other day
that you know like in Severance when he's like burning
something into his eyes?
Yes.
Or whatever.
And it just said and I was looking at the words,
it was glowing and it was like that and it said just
let him reject you and I was like, oh my God that was so.
And I remember. That was a dream or just like. It was a dream and I woke up and I was like that and it said just let him reject you and I was like oh my god that was so and I remember the dream or just a dream and I woke up and I
was like that's so weird so weird okay we as much as I say that that that's a
good thing like I think you need to normalize rejection I know I know I
know I need to just like I'm watching the Temptation Island and Summer House,
all these fucking dating things, you know?
And I'm like, these people just shouldn't be together.
And it's okay.
And they're like, who's the villain, who's the bad guy,
who won the breakup, who won that?
There's like so many fucking people,
you get caught up in a hookup or something,
lives drastically change in the middle of a relationship,
and like, if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
I don't know.
Don't take it personal, keep it moving.
Have an activity for the class, the listeners,
or something, because the past few weekends, I've had like,
I'll meet a guy out, and then they'll be like, oh my god,
let's hang out.
They'll really be into me.
And then the next day, and then I'll leave or whatever,
and then we'll just get number three, we'll hang out.
And the next day, I wake up, and then they don't text back or whatever and then we'll just like get them, be like, we'll hang out. And the next day I wake up and then they like,
don't text back or whatever.
So then I'm like, is it my Instagram?
Like maybe they're looking me up on my Instagram
and being like, this chick is wack.
Is it that?
Like what's wrong?
So you-
What's your Instagram like?
Like, I would say, I guess like maybe it's like some videos
that I'm like, this guy, he didn't rate me.
That's one thing.
That could be the issue.
That, I think we've talked about this before,
there was that girl who blogged about you, right?
She didn't blog about me, she just had a blog.
Right, and I was like, I don't know.
Which is wildly hypocritical of us, but like.
It would basically be like like I know what I say
It's almost like it's not you it's me yeah, I know what where me is gonna end up
It's a fair concern and it's a good move for them
But but some then sometimes then the other day like a guy was about to follow me so I archived everything
Still no still no text. I mean
Like you whatever so everyone
You can't see like if you look at when you see that like great. That's like, you know, the one about rape is not there
Yeah, when you see a post that's it raises concern
Just comment on it. It could become it something nice. So like just say I don't know see see I think sorry finish
Just say like cute explanation point
and then I know, but that actually means
take this the fuck down, this is why.
Oh I like that.
People are texting me back.
I like that.
I think this is a good Instagram page
because I don't like when a girl's Instagram page
is like nothing but like pictures of flowers and shit
and it's like I don't know what you look like,
I don't know what you are, you know what I mean?
It's like too artsy, too voyeurish, whatever.
And I also don't like when it is like 60,000 selfies.
Like to a crazy, I mean, I know everyone posts that,
but like when you see, it's usually like influencers
and shit, but when you see some of these,
that it's literally just row after row of just like,
there is a level to me of like,
you gotta be crazy self-absorbed to do that
If you're if you're making money, you're like famous fine
Maybe you're physically selfies or like pictures. No, no, yeah, you think pictures pictures of what this is for
You know, like this is a picture of like, you know you girls together. Yeah, that's why I'm saying
I think this is a good one
This is like that's a picture of you with your girls like a picture of you your girls someone else taking it
Yeah, this is a picture of John covered in bananas with you giving him thumbs up.
Like with, you know, a mixed in mirror selfie is cute.
Like so you, you know, but that's like,
I think this is like a normal,
this gives me normal girl vibes.
Why do people, why is it with Instagram people like
act like it's a page you have to be curated?
Yeah.
Because it is.
But why?
Like like my Instagram is just people things people
Collaborate and then we get to like the whole nose job stuff, and then it's kind of
But like why would it be anything else? No, I know you gave up on it. Yo
Nobody's worse than Instagram than John
But like I think about it just like how I use Twitter if I'm in a video and someone tagged me in it, I retweet it, which is like, you collaborated with me,
sure, here you go, that's the video I was in.
You would be great if you used it.
Fucking no, I wouldn't.
You would be.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
You had everything about it.
Yeah, I'm saying if you liked it, you'd be good at it.
Oh, okay, that's different.
Yeah, like you have a wide array of,
you can talk about a lot of different things
and do so, and like, you could just do like kind of what I do
but less like here's a show, just like you're talking,
you know what I mean?
And talk about all these different topics
and people would love it.
I mean, I've always said if you did fashion stuff
and workout stuff, you would smash.
I would kill myself.
I know.
But you don't think you could do it in a way where you're not, again, you're not like,
I'm the fitness influencer.
You're just like, I worked out today.
Like, here's what I did.
No.
You would be great at Instagram, but like if I started just scrolling one day and saw
you like post like a, oh, it's too late.
I would lose my fucking mind.
I was actually running around.
Actually.
Yeah.
Maybe, maybe now is the, maybe he like built it up.
John's on Instagram.
But like, but like, well that's what I still don't understand.
Like that, why is that social media different
than anything else?
Like if someone tags me in a video I did on Twitter,
I retweet it, no thought, no question asked.
Now, like with this, we're like,
oh, should we invite so and so to collaborate?
Like yeah, they're in the fucking video.
You want, right?
Oh, I don't mean, yeah, I get that.
I understand what you're saying.
But I'm just saying from a point of view of using it like like if you had a video that was like
You would never do this
I understand it
But because you would never be the type to like set up a phone and record yourself, you know
But if you had like somehow
Footage of you jumping rope while you were laughing or whatever it would be fucking but I would oh my god
That if anyone ever did I'm sure many people have you
should kill yourself dude so many people like so many people have like so many
people I respect have and I still stand by my have you seen the guy who jump
ropes to like the really hot guy who jump ropes on Instagram though no that
is like I'll show you later he's just like really really really get it like hot
Flustered over here. God damn. Did he take a break? Pouring water on you? Jesus Christ.
He couldn't even talk. He was jumping funny. God damn. That guy must be good. I gotta pull this guy up now.
The fact that you couldn't even speak.
Just type in like hot jump rope guy.
You type in hot jump rope guy?
That's probably should be his at hot jump rope guy.
Yeah, it might be. I don't know why you get so weird about it.
I don't know, just pull it up. Wait, I think it's like...
You pull it up!
I'm not going to take in for that.
I have a take that if I ever get on the subway take show,
I'm spoiling it.
I don't think men should be on TikTok or Instagram.
Completely.
Yeah.
Like we just should not.
And I understand that basically kills my entire career
and all that.
Like it is not meant for us.
No.
It is the most feminine girly thing and it's great for you guys
And maybe we could watch it we can like look at it
We can be creeps on it
But like and I'll throw out the caveat just for myself like if you're trying to be funny
If you're using it to promote your comedy all that stuff fine
If you have ever like grabbed your boys or solo been like I'm gonna take my shirt off
I'm gonna play this song I'm gonna like lick my lips do the Josh Richards thing
like you should kill yourself. That is that is insane. That is like so such short-sighted
behavior in the moment to be like I mean yeah like I'm hot girls like me like
they'll want to fuck me over this it It's like, it's probably true.
But then you're gonna be that guy
who's done that for the rest of your life.
But then, but then that, oh fuck,
that's how all these like TikTok kids make their money.
So now it's like not true.
Now it's like they actually made a career out of it.
Well, but like, but you look, like look at Josh.
Like Josh, you see his video the other day talking to him,
not the other day, a little while ago,
talking about the eye roll thing.
And he was like, the video was just, you know what I'm talking about?
So back in like their hype house or whatever
there was a particular trend or a particular song where it would like build up, build up, build up
and then they would go like this and like roll their eyes back in their head
like that, he was just like
and girls would go bananas for it
so they just kept making these videos where they're,
you know, licking their lips and go up to the camera
and then like at the beat drop or whatever.
And it's the worst thing in the world.
And now that Josh is like a little bit older
and like a full blown businessman
and like this, you know, like unbelievable talent,
he clearly hates it.
And he made a video being like,
will I ever escape this?
Because people just use it in their,
they stitch it and they call him like the eye roll guy
and they make fun of it.
And he's like, I think I'm just destined to have these jokes
cracked on me forever.
And he's doing it in a fun way.
He's fine. It's not like it's ruined his career by any means.
But he's just like, this sucks that I did that.
And I hate it and I wish I didn't.
But whatever it is what it is.
But that's what I mean. It's like you can't undo that.
The Montana boys, right?
The ones who like walk in the line and like,
I don't care what they go on to do or whatever,
how much money they have, I'm always gonna be like,
that was so fucking ridiculous.
Like how, I just, don't you have any,
I was gonna say don't you have any friends,
but I guess when your friends are people who would do it too
Yeah
like I would pray to God if you guys ever walked in here and I was doing an Instagram with my shirt off jump and
roll for some shit like
looking stop it the thing with that that like I
This is so weird that like my Instagram. I guess like sometimes I get like sponsored posts of I get a lot of workout stuff and
As soon as I saw the video I know what light he's using because I've been advertised the light and the light like so
Drastically changes your body. Yeah, it's like this light that like you like fold open like I'm gonna be coming in Florence
Yeah, and you and you put it above and it was someone was just like here's what I look like without the light
Yeah, and then he puts it up. It's like here's and it's like it completely transforms what you look like yeah, and that's my problem with social media is that it's
In like everyone's got a million problems with social media, but like like that like I saw that light the other day and
What bothers me is like into this light?
But like that dudes pretending that social media I feel like he's pretending, like-
Pretending period stop.
But it's pretending that it's real.
I was thinking about the other day when we were like, we were working on mascots and
stuff like that and I'm like, this, it's almost like social media is a documentary where I
hate documentaries because it's like, you're pretending this is what happened and you're just kind of- It's almost like social media is a documentary where I hate documentaries because it's like you're pretending This is what happened and they were just kind of almost like a fiction and it's like a fictionalized version
Whereas like with that when we do a mascot it's like where this is all pretend guys. This isn't
It's the same thing for me with wrestling with people like that's fake. It's like so fucking breaking bad. Yeah
We are all under the agreement that this is not real.
Right.
But I don't feel like that happens with social media.
Yeah, I agree with that.
But I also think that the people who kind of exploit that,
and they're like, there are dumb people out there
who think it's real, I'm not gonna make money, rock on.
But it comes at the cost of someone like me being like,
you're gay.
Yeah, but with social media,
it's again, everyone's so dumb
that you do believe it's real and it's like...
But I don't like that, that turns me off.
Yeah, I know, but it's important because it's like,
you can picture yourself in a certain way,
but if other people don't picture you in that way,
then it's not gonna get you anywhere.
And it's a way to convince other people that you are that
and that you are ripped.
And then they treat you differently.
Well, it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy where it's like,
act that way, put that light on, do it, you become it.
And it's like the whole thing we did to start the show where
you're not even having a real discussion about something.
You're just discussing whether it's real or fake.
Where it's like, is Kanye Nazi or is he not?
It's just like, we're debating whether things are real or fake
versus what's happening with them.
I think you underestimate, as always,
when we always say like, middle America football fans are like,
there's a lot of people out there who just watch and like,
Oh, I'm not saying, again, I'm not saying it shouldn't exist
or like, I don't understand the logic of it.
I'm just saying, I don't like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think there are people who just take it at face value
and they're like, I think doing the vlog
and doing what you do, there's plenty of people out there
who just wanna look at this producer
in New York City, live her life.
Cause they're just like, wow.
You know what I mean?
Something that's so normal to you
is probably unbelievable to them. Cause there are people who just like want to watch a little slice of life
that's not theirs or whatever.
And like and then, you know, there's the hyperized version of that
where it's like you're Alex Earl or some. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, my God. You're like a goddess, you know.
Did you guys see the whole like influencer drama
and everything that happened a few weeks back with the New York City?
Yeah, the New York City
Boring and everything but it's kind of like
There was just like there was this one girl that was like hey hot take but like
all these New York City influencers suck and they have no personality and like whatever but like
and then they have all the new exterior influencers proved her true by being like they were offended by it and they were like bitchy about it and it was
Like I think Jack Mack made a video being like if you were really like an influence you'd be like the fuck
Are you when people talk about like New York LA influences like it's rap. Yeah
We have rap beats going on between coastal influencers.
That's actually so fucking insane.
Someone's gonna get fucking gnawed up.
Some girl's gonna end up dead on the streets.
What?
Some west coast influencer lights her up.
Yeah, but also it's kind of like,
but you need those crazy,
like people who don't have your lifestyle,
who have like these crazy aesthetic lifestyles because it's just like, it's interesting and it's entertaining to be like, but you need those crazy, like people who don't have your lifestyle, who have like these crazy aesthetic lifestyles
because it's just like, it's interesting
and it's entertaining to be like,
that is an insane lifestyle.
Like don't follow them if you don't wanna.
Yeah, I think it's a level of like,
it's like you're almost suspending reality.
But I think there's plenty of people out there
who think it's all real and don't get the lighting
and don't get the acting and don't get all that, you know?
Yeah.
And those people are dumb and they get preyed upon.
And then there are people like us who are maybe a little more savvy who are like, that's fake and you don't get the acting and don't get all that, you know? And those people are dumb and they get preyed upon. And then there are people like us
who are maybe a little more savvy who are like,
that's fake and you don't like it.
Or you say that's fake,
but I'm just gonna watch it and enjoy it.
Like there's levels to the whole thing.
But I mean, it's like, what's going on with-
Who are like the, like,
who are the influencers right now?
Like acquired style, do you know her?
No. Okay.
I don't think we're gonna know any of these.
Do you know her?
I would be stunned if we know any of them. Okay. I don't think we're gonna know any of these. Do you know her?
I would be stunned if we know any of these.
Hallie Kate definitely.
I'm like Logan Paul.
Yeah.
Like the guys I would know
are probably considered dinosaurs now.
Dude, there was an interesting article
on the Pauls the other day
about how like how it's,
they've gone as far as the manosphere can take them.
Which is why they're like starting.
And it was about how like, you know,
like going like hardcore masculine culture
is the easy route for like an influencer.
But then that plateaus and then you can't get any further.
And then he's like, and then the article positive.
That's what I mean, you're the eye roll guy.
That this is why like now they have this reality show
and that's to be like, hey, You know this reality show and that's to
Be like hey, we're not just fucking yeah, cuz it's funny wrestling and boxing
Yeah, you have to take think of the two most male things in the world like YouTube live
I like all like their whole lives have been yeah, like it's it was male dominated industries
Yeah, and then you get to a point, you know, which don't even run that point is it just incredibly high
And then you get to a point, you know, which don't even wrong that point is you girls incredibly high
I feel like they've come around they've proven that they're actually kind of normal guys as of recent but I
Three again this article argued that that is because they it was they were also they've grown up like I mean Yeah, yeah, yeah fucking dad now, you know, I mean, it's like that all that stuff comes with age
I think I don't think it means like they're evil they realize like they're trying to go for the other side now
It's just like that. We're not just
one thing. That does get to a point for everyone where you're like all right I
don't really want to keep doing this. I just think like the world is way more
cyclical I think than people realize then I was talking about this with
baseball the other day because we're talking about the torpedo bats. What's
your what's your torpedo bat opinion? The Yankees like came up with a new shaped bat, which is like crazy enough.
No one's ever done it before.
Every bat has always looked the same, I think the entire history of baseball.
And this bat starts skinny, gets wide and gets skinny again.
So it's like it looks like a bowling pin almost, which is just not how bats
usually are. And they're fucking mashing the ball.
I think it's still a little bit of like an early small sample where it's like I don't know how much it really affects it
I think if it wasn't the Yankees who did it first. I probably have a different opinion. I
Think they're doing nothing wrong. I think baseball should make sure
It's not again. So I agree with you in the sense that it's been a weekend. Let's see it play out a little bit longer
But it was the perfect storm because they hit nine home runs and scored 20 runs
But Aaron judge hit three of those home runs with a normal bat like it was not all yeah all of that
But it was like if that didn't happen
I don't think it would be a big as big of a deal, but it's coincided with a lot of home runs
Yeah, but if it continues I do think the league should be like hey, no one can use these bats
But I don't think the Yankees are doing
But so this is my point
I think the league's gonna say everybody use them because I think they want home runs and they want but there's also
Alice Korra said yesterday. He's like me. He's like we were using in spring training. He's like I heard some people
Maybe you were using the last year. Yeah, he was like we didn't like him like yeah, so it's right
It is very much like my point this argument was we were talking about will they ban it will they like institute it whatever and
This one guy on one of the dads at Keegan's baseball
Team knows like like several major league GMs and insiders and stuff
He's plugged into the league and he was talking about how Manfred wants Manfred has said this is my final job
being commissioner. So like he doesn't care what happens after this.
So and that he wants to institute like some of this crazy
shit, you know.
Nico Harrison.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And yeah, the, the, the magic.
Yeah. He said he thinks he really wants to do the golden
at bat thing where it's like, you can just pick, you You know Aaron judge can just bat right now like out of order. That's crazy before that being
This is my point was right now. I look you can pick wherever you want to throw the game winning touchdown
Good argument good argument. I think that right now. It's like we got to keep up with the NBA
We got to try to catch the NFL. We need more bells and whistles.
We got to join the circus because it feels like everything just goes up, up, up, up, up.
But I think that eventually there is probably a motion, a movement of people being like,
like the NBA has become too much of a circus.
Yeah.
And I want just like a regular sport.
And if baseball stayed the course, maybe fans would come back around and be like,
this game has stayed true. But if you join the circus, you can't undo the circus.
And it's very tempting. I think a lot about like this with content too. It's like,
there's probably a bunch of trends and griffs that we could have jumped on.
And in that moment, we might have spiked and maybe like the Pauls did with the Manosphere stuff,
but then you reach a wall and you're like well now we can't do this other thing
Yeah, or now we can't be taken seriously because and if you stay the course you don't maybe have those spikes
But you have the longevity, you know, and so I was thinking that about the bats like, you know
And baseball trying to keep up and it's like just beat just do what you're good at and be what you are
Baseball is a game of records and history and all that.
And that's probably never gonna get you to win,
a day of the week like the NFL does
or be huge in fantasy or whatever,
but just crush it with your base.
Now, maybe it's easier said than done.
I think like baseball, cause NBA dipped,
I think baseball it's probably the best place it's been
in like probably 15 years.
I think so.
I think, first of all, I do think they ju in like probably 15 years. So I think first of all
I do think they juice the balls this year. I say juice the balls this year
This is the most eyes you've ever had Otani. Yeah judge Soto. Yeah, like just go and
Basketball as much as it was crushing
I think they went like a little too far with things that don't really matter
But when they start to add up, it's like I don't care about like the LED court
But when I see it, I'm kinda like, meh.
You know, and when you add that to this and to that,
and to that, and all of a sudden it's like,
I don't know, this doesn't even feel like
I'm watching the same thing anymore.
It's like baseball has been the same fucking thing
for 200 goddamn years, for better or worse.
So, and I think there's something too,
like not chasing always.
Always, even all these platforms,
it's like, I came out even the all these platforms like I
Came out with short form video, so I'm gonna do short form video, and I'm gonna. It's like just do what you're good
I'm with that 100% yeah, but I do I get like it's I do think that would be
Really intense and cool. I don't hold it. I bet I think it changes the game very much obviously yeah
If you did if you just be like poppy you're up to
right obviously but if you see if you just be like poppy you're up to right imagine the crowd when there would do so there was one like like you don't know you
know who it's gonna be but like you don't know for sure right he comes out
of the dugout by the way you have to literally use a golden bat has to be a
special bat and you come out and the crowd goes. But ladies and gentlemen, now batting for the Boston Red Sox
number 34, David Orteben.
Like wah!
Dude, there was one, it was 99 ALDS maybe,
where Pedro walked out to the pen,
because it was like, it didn't start that day.
Yeah.
And it was like.
But he's available.
But he's available, so Pedro walked from the bullpen to the I'm sorry walked in the dugout to the bullpen
And the place was going fucking
Not
Like it was raised yeah, I have that moment we're like yo
We're bringing in our big or or like I mean what what's stopping baseball from just being like
11 on 11 football like like you have an offensive and a defense.
We have a great, all of our hitters, then we have a great defensive.
Yeah.
But then you're, I mean, you're obviously, you're changing the game entirely.
You're taking away five tool players, which is most valuable.
I agree, but I'm also just saying like, you're pretty much changing the game entirely if
you're doing a golden at bat.
Yeah.
Like a batting order is the essence.
I mean, it is completely
bastardizing the game in the sense of like that used to be a thing like you
know you need your guy up you got to get to him and I just don't have to do that
like it but it would be fucking yeah you know but yeah I think but also we we
always think these things like completely changed the game and then
they don't if you look back I mean imagine the hubbub about three point line at one point basketball and
it's like this is just as standard as it gets the three point I've been hockey at
the two line pass that they was banned for a while has since been brought back
now they're talking about banning it again and like little things like the
goalie can't go behind the raising the mound going yeah like it's like you
think as a fan like this is gonna change the world I live in
That's about the same and also it even if it does it changes like your world
And then you're dead and the kid who grew up on it doesn't know the fuck
You know it's like some like old man chip being like this is gonna change like no it's not there
It'll be fun rules don't change the game players change game like Steph Curry's changed the game. Yeah
It's not do it'll be fun rules. Don't change the game players change game like Steph Curry's change the game Yeah, big-time home rudders
Yeah, yeah, that is true. I I am reaching a point as an old man like I
I don't know if you heard the news. I have deemed this the I've counseled the console. What does that mean? This is
This is your own gibberish language
I will not console this year.
No matter what. They have like earned that
from me and I've like learned, you know,
enough that like I will give them
the slack that they deserve and if they bomb, they bomb.
But I will ride this till the very fucking end.
I will cancel. I will console on game 162
if I have to when they're 70 games out.
But I'm not gonna bail on them because
last year was just like
it just proved what's always been there.
But I've never really experienced is that like, I mean, they didn't start playing good until like late July.
You know, it's just insane.
And people and I'm not surprised, but I guess I am a little bit like they lost the first game.
And Juan Soto was up in the ninth and was the final and people were jumping off the bridge.
And I was like, I can't even entertain this anymore.
Like I can't, and I actually went almost
the opposite direction, like Frank was flipping out,
and I retweeted it being like, we're back baby.
Because I'm like, it's like Kanye.
Frank is like Kanye being a Nazi.
I am here for the entertainment value.
I will not take the bait as far as the engagement,
the debate, the argument over what's going on, you're just entertainment.
And I think if I'm this way now when I'm 60,
I can't take any of the Sports Talk Radio nonsense.
They're talking the other day,
Soto doesn't move the needle now.
It's been a game.
It was one game.
And I'm just like, I can't,
which is tough to be in this business though,
because like it's where you make your bones.
You know what I mean?
Making this freak out videos,
reacting to the freak out videos.
And if you're just like,
you're the guy who was like, I'm just gonna wait guys.
Nobody gives a fuck about it.
But I just can't, I can't, I never like,
but particularly with a solo level guy,
like when you're that level,
I know, I just know what you're gonna do why am I gonna free I remember the start of this
Bruins year my dad and I were arguing a lot about pasta and he's like pasta's
got to get going he's got if he's not if he's not gonna get going like we gotta
get him out of here and I was like he's gonna get going we've been three weeks
dude you know what he's gonna do he's gonna have 40 goals you can have 60
assists gonna have a hundred points that's what he'll have this year and
that's what he has what he has they're doing again with more than
that Lindor you know someone put up a tweet the Mets paid Lindor $600,000 this
weekend to go 0 for 11 okay he's gonna have a bad month and then he's gonna be
the best shortstop in baseball and when it's all sudden done he's gonna be like
one of the top baseball top short stops of all time and all I like what also
bothers me with that
They didn't pay him money for big production on the field. Yes, they did but also like
They held it for Jersey sales and they paid it for fucking TV rights and like you don't get so if you don't have a guy Like the door you're losing money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah any any time unless you are an absolute
bust right bomb
You not playing well doesn't really affect your paycheck.
Because what you're paying for is people to buy season tickets, people to fucking buy jerseys.
That's what you're...
The attention, the...
Yes, obviously, again, you're not getting it unless you're good so your performance is expected.
But when people start whining like, we're losing money, like, this is what we're paying...
No, that's not what they're paying you for.
That's not what they're paying you for.
Right, that's not how it goes. It's a business behind it. It's almost like people at Barstool. It's like
This person blogging more than this person's that's not why they fucking yeah
Just attention and eyeballs and and like, you know fanfare they bring is what fucking matters. So
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I like I try so hard to follow
I do not every single time.
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Oh, and I caught up on White Lotus.
You caught up on White Lotus?
I didn't do a review this week.
I thought this week's episode was...
Boring episode.
I thought I did this week's episode right. I thought I do this I did this
for a penultimate I
Will that's the thing like so I like I guess they're just pushing to the fine really now now which is kind of not as usual
Lot of loose ends. I think I've completely split not completely flipped
I still ain't the brothers little scumbag, but I don't think they're even gonna be involved in anything
I think there's gonna be the monastery. Yeah
I don't think they're even gonna be involved in anything. I think there's gonna be the monastery. Yeah
Cuz you gotta get them back cuz it's also it ended at night the shooting was in the morning
I'm guessing it's the next morning is when the shooting happens So how do you get them back from the monastery for that?
I've been a white lotus season 3 defender with kind of the like inherent
Idea that it's going to tie up if it doesn't tie up is gonna be tough. Well, of course, idea that it's going to tie up. If it doesn't tie up, it's going to be tough.
Well, of course, I think it's going to.
Yeah, it's got to tie up.
But I. But like like like like if if if Timothy Ratliff just
is like. Yeah, I don't know.
Like I'm going to be in trouble.
Yeah, he either needs to like kill somebody,
declare that like we're hiding in Thailand forever
or you see some of the fallout,
but if he's just like, kids,
I made some bad financial decisions
and I gotta go home and face the music,
that's gonna be tough.
Yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be tough.
Even though I'm already feeling that a little bit with Rick,
okay, he confronted Homeboy and like,
didn't really do it.
I never thought he was gonna blow his head off and I thought he was gonna have like, I need to do this and then he did it and didn't really do it. I never thought he was gonna blow his head off
and I thought he was gonna have like,
I need to do this and then he did it and didn't.
And there's something there about like,
would you feel better now you got this off your chest?
And like maybe the whole storyline is that nothing happened.
But it's tough when it's built up
and then it's just like, yeah,
this is a very real reaction that would happen.
I feel like the point of that was like,
cause the whole theme is like you create your own
Reality and like you were a victim of your own whatever and so it's just kind of like he spent his whole life since he was
Ten like when he could have the whole time. I think I think that's like pretty
Poetic and it's yeah
So I've been I've been blaming you for 50 years about and now I'm looking at you
I see you're just an old man. It's not your fault. I created this bad life for him
No, that's where it is. It's very
Interesting. I just don't know if it's necessarily entertaining television for see I think it's entertaining
I I all I find very entertaining, but also I
I'm not why I don't know when you're watching. Are you trying to figure it out?
Like I'm just watching I I mean like what someone's telling you a story
You're not trying to beat them to the answer. Like you just listen to the story. I do it a little
bit differently when I'm making videos about a show versus when I'm not. It's also just
like you could make a case for like everybody in a way. What do you mean? Anybody could
be pulling a trigger right now. I think the girls could be shooting each other. I think
the family. I think it's guy. Yeah, I think it's I think it's him pulling a trigger right now. I think the girls could be shooting each other. I think the family is coming to suicide.
Yeah, I think it's him too,
because they keep talking about the violence.
And I think it's either gonna be like,
she is a damsel in distress and he's protecting her,
or she's a bad guy.
I think it's gonna be accidental.
Oh yeah?
I think it's gonna be.
I think guy talk is a good thing,
but they talked about going to the range
and practicing and all that.
And I think he's going to be in a situation where he pulls the gun
out and like I like that I like guy talk accidental yeah because he is now he
sees that it's an inside job he's been told he is a coward and has no future he
knows who did it he knows that this is the moment to see that you're not a
coward you do have a future in bodybuilding or bodyguarding.
I think he has access to the gun.
Yeah.
I think it probably, again, that's just,
that was how the show, I think the show ended
and it wants us to think that.
So I don't know if I'm right or wrong,
but I think the show wants me to think that.
It could be distraction.
Yeah.
And it could be like.
That's why I think it's good.
I think it's.
The monkeys are going to come to play.
The monkeys.
No, I am.
I saw in the monkeys all season. And the blender has to come into play. The monkeys. No, I saw. Showing the monkeys all season.
And the blender has to come into play.
The monkeys.
I don't think the blender.
I don't know.
I say all these things.
I just, much like with baseball,
I've done this dance with how many television shows.
And there are shows, especially one like White Lotus,
where we talked about it's just watching people live lives.
And those things might just not come into play.
I think the blender I've only heard from people who are like doing like dives.
Yeah. Like the blender when I watch I don't really like I think the blender
adds to the tension of a stressful scene but I'm never like that's coming back
into play. But there's but then there's no point in it. It's just adding the
tension. I guess it's never been like run when they're having like a normal
conversation. It's just like makes ugh, it makes things more tense.
But what about him saying chug the drink, chug the drink?
There's something in that too.
I guess maybe it's just like games.
I think the way you think, but it can easily,
Mike White could be like, it was just to be loud
during the scene, or show that he was a meathead,
or fixated, or whatever, not necessarily,
it's gonna be Chekhov's gun, I feel it is.
Yeah, I feel like, can I also say, you know, not necessarily it's gonna be Chekhov's gun like I feel it is. Yeah. I feel like, can I also say, Severance, I was disappointed by how many loose ends
that didn't tie up. I was, people loved the finale. I was very disappointed as well.
I've only heard bad things. I really liked the season. I, but like, I, I didn't think it was bad,
but I didn't think it was as great as everyone thought it was. I really wanna try to binge it and get into it,
but I just think it's not enough.
Oh, it's just like, I really wanted there
to be more clarity on what exactly they do,
and like, they didn't.
The show officially for me is like,
I don't really understand what's happening.
I'm not smart enough to know what's happening,
but I do get that the acting performances are great. Yeah. And the visuals are great.
And I'm like I'm kind of just watching for that. I mean. Pat, come back. Where are you going?
Are you going for a long time? No, I just want to talk more TV. Yeah. Have you watched the studio?
I've only heard unbelievable things about the studio and I'm watching that.
Bro, episode 2 of the studio.
I've been on a big, like, I'm hyping a lot of stuff up, a lot of recency bias.
I think right now we are in a golden era of pilots and early episodes.
Awesome. And I've couple series, I thought Dope Thief was incredible in the beginning and it got a little silly.
Paradise we saw like, you know, became a different show as season went on and time went on. So I still really like Paradise.
I know we've had this guy. Yeah. Yeah.
Higher level pilot than the rest of the episode. Dope Thief, I think is definitely that way.
There's some shit in Dope Thief where I'm like, this is, have you watched that? I've done two episodes.
There's a there's a like a two episodes. There's a battle scene.
There's a shootout at a quarry with juggalos and molotov cocktails and sawed off shotguns.
That is one of the stupidest things I've ever watched in my life.
Episode 2 of the studio is a fucking masterpiece.
And I also wish I had not used the uncut gems anxiety
comparison recently,
because that was thrown around frivolously.
This had me screaming at Seth Rogen,
like, just fucking stop, just leave.
The whole premise is they are on set for this movie.
There's a lot that goes on,
but the main thing is they're on set for this.
Warner, they're doing a one shot and it's they have a small window of time
with the sunset to get the shot and Seth Rogen shows up on the set
and they're like, fuck, the studio head being here is going to fuck up everything.
She's going to be begging him to use the private jet.
He's going to be in the director's ear about notes.
And the director's like, this is going to ruin everything.
And the other people who are the studio execs,
it's Catherine O'Hara, who is solidifying herself
as an all-time great.
She is already an all-time great. Like she is already an all-time great,
but like she's just kept going like from Schitt's Creek
through now, like she is that bitch.
Yeah.
And they are trying to remove him,
trying to get him out of there without like insulting him
so that he doesn't ruin this one shot.
And the whole episode is a one shot.
The whole thing is a oner.
There's no cuts, there's no edits.
It's all just the camera like moving
with them. So it's an episode about getting a one-er, doing a
one-er. And it, the way it came together in the end, I was like,
this is a literal masterpiece of television. It was so funny, so
well done, so cool. Like kind of gave you like at least a
dramatized inside look at how this is
done. I'm sure it's not real real but it looks, you know what I mean? The music, like it was
funny, it was interesting, it is unbelievable. Seth Rogen had a great
line about it where he was like, obviously the premise of the studio is
satirizing movies. Big Hollywood. And how it works these days. The coolest thing about the
show I think is that it it feels very old
Hollywood yeah, like they drive classic cars
It's a whole like the tone of the show is like that brown yellow classic tone, but it takes place in modern times
So like it just has that feel
You know who's great in it. Yeah exactly
Brian Kranz is awesome. Yeah
Yeah, please like the head of the whole Warner
Brothers, let's say.
And he's like this.
You know what he reminded me of Dennis Quaid in The Substance,
like an over the top misogynist.
He looks ridiculous.
He looks like a porn actor almost.
And he's trying to get them to make horrible movies that
make money.
And Seth Rogen is a little bit more of like an artsy,
you know, Pabsy type
So when he's on set for this is one or he's like, you know, I think this would be good I think that would be good because he like loves movies, but they're like just get the fuck out of here
That was so good. He had a line where he was like he talked about that episode in particular
I thought was really cool where he's like if if we were gonna do a show satirizing the Hollywood film industry
He was like to me. I had to show the viewer, I know what I'm talking about.
So I had to be able to do a one-er to be like, look, I know every...
A one-er for 60 minutes is nuts, right?
Like, I mean, when True Detective did it, that was an action sequence, but still, True Detective did it for like seven minutes, and people talked about that for a decade.
Yeah, they did seven, then Ext extraction to did 25 that one was crazy
extraction to with the
25 minute one shot where they fucking blow shit up they don't get on a train. There's one side
Encapsulates a train coming in and they get on the train in their helicopters
I don't think the helicopters are real, but whatever there's a helicopter battle. It's like all this is in one shot
That seems to be the little
Thing in the moment with yeah with adolescence and then this
And have you guys still watch I watch adolescence. I liked it. I gave it like I would go declare it very solid
Do you think it's I mean people are talking about it like it's the greatest show of all time
I I didn't I almost I didn't really think of it as a show. It's like mini series. Yeah, well, right like every episode was kind of like its own completely different thing
Yeah, I thought it was very good. I thought I really liked it. I thought it was very cool
It did lose me at times just because again an hour of watching one conversation
Like there was a scene where they're in the car together in an episode three
I think it is it's the mom dad and the kid like kid driving the car, and like, the daughter of the four.
And it just kept going, and it was probably very real,
but I was just like, this is where you almost understand
how much edits and cuts are in regular shows,
and how much scenes bounce around,
because I was like, we're still just in the car
talking about it.
Yeah, that's what I would just check out.
Yeah.
Every time I was paying attention,
I enjoyed it very much, but occasionally I would would just be like okay. That's enough talking
What's cool though is like there's there's little things like when he's being interrogated or not interrogated
But like talked to by that the therapist he yawns in the middle of it, and it was just like a real yawn
Yeah, and the the girl ran with him by boring you and he kind of like chuckles
He's like no no no no and it's like that was just fucking real. And he left it in there because it was all a one shot.
But I think I would have liked that more
had it not gotten its dick fellated.
Yeah.
Everybody being like, I think it had the most minutes
watched in like ever and highest rated.
And people were like, this is the best piece
of like cinema
period like you know movies and TV and I was like alright calm down and if you
want to talk about the technical side that might be true because that whole
thing shooting one episode ten times one shot is probably unprecedented but from a
content point of view I was kind of like there were moments where it was great and
there were moments where I was like I don't know about that the studio that's
very interesting though,
that they had to make it believable
that I am a movie guy by, you know.
No, he meant like Seth Rogen,
like as Seth Rogen as a writer.
Like you have to trust me.
Right, if I'm gonna critique the industry,
but that means I have to know it.
I think that's very cool, the meta to make it real.
And in the, that I cannot,
the first episode was great too,
but the second one I was like, taken aback by it. I was the that I cannot that the first one the first episode was great too. The second one I was
like, taking it back by it. I gotta talk about this. I feel
like the Thanksgiving sketch out of order, not that it was
one shot, but it was trying to like get it before the sunset.
I remember being so stressed out. You do that all the time.
It's just, this song is my worst nightmare. I hate this song.
Yeah, and like people, everyone was like, it was like a bunch of different people
and everyone was like stopping and talking
and like having side conversations.
And I just look over in paths, it's like.
So strange.
So, all right, imagine that times like a billion
because they're on the set of a movie.
Yeah, like so much budget.
Like Seth Rogen changes his clothes at one point
and that becomes a big deal.
And then where he parked his car, all these things.
And at the very end, like as a viewer,
I was like, the sun's gone.
It was dark.
It became dark and like, then there's a big deal.
They do that in Babylon too.
A big scene in Babylon is a guy's trying to make it
and they're running out of time.
And he has to go get a new camera down the street
to like come back right before the sun like comes in.
It's only 15 minutes, but they extend it
for like 30 minutes.
And it's just, it's exactly what we go through every single day.
Dude, if I felt that way watching it,
Pads will probably have a stroke.
Yeah, he'll love it.
Pads will be like, thank God!
This is like an aura!
Big potential!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
What other shows are out there right now?
I feel like there's a ton.
Dope Sick, Dope Thief was sick dope thief was uh, the pilots awesome
The premise is cool, but it gets
Confusing it gets it's like a confused show in my mind Like there are times I'm laughing at it and I'm like, I don't think I should be laughing right now
Yeah, there's some humor in it. The dude from Atlanta is the main character
The Brian Tyree. Yeah, Henry or something. He's like a funny dude and there are moments where he's kind of like cracking jokes and I'm like I
Just don't think that's what would be going on right now
Yeah, I mean we're talking about like severed heads and fucking like your family's about to be wiped out sort of shit that one
Did that one like I like it but I that's it's almost like that one is like episode two was like paradise episode two
It was like, yeah. Okay. Yes
The very end of episode one
where she somehow survived and she's an FBI agent
and I was like, oh, all right.
Bro, there's a scene in the latest one.
So she gets shot in the throat, you know?
And at first she's talking through one of these things
and she's like, I'm struggling to do it.
And then she takes it off and she's just barely whispering.
It's like, why the fuck were you using that at all?
I just wanted to turn the music down. Like literally it was crazy. I'm in on the pit.
You like it? Been watching the pit? Yup. Love the pit. No Wiley. Born to be an ER
doctor. Yeah he's great. That's the main guy? Yeah. Yeah. He also he was the he was
the doctor on ER too after Clooney left. So it's funny that you said that because I
was like I mean this I was like this for obvious reasons, but also like,
I was like this is giving me ER vibes for, I said it's ER meets the West Wing and you know, sprinkle in a little like 24.
Yeah.
With the whole like,
Yeah, the first like three episodes I suppose, something like that I I watched I was like this is good it's a good like anthology I guess whatever you call like an episode with
procedural we're like you know here are the patients that gets all of yep new
patients come in next episode and then like four or five or whatever when it
started to become clear like oh this all matters it's all happening it's all
together I was like no never mind I'm fucking in patients with that patient
young versus old that I have not seen the birth scene yet, but I did see the
Crazy man pissing on the guy. Yeah
this guy I
Don't know if it's a prosthetic or what but he's just got his dick out
He's like he's like a crazy person
They're trying to sedate him and they send in like a rookie to actually have to give the shot. And he just gets pissed on.
Yeah.
You just see this guy's dick in his hand,
just pee like going like a sprinkler.
This is nuts.
I'm guessing that was a prosthetic?
I think the only reason it has to be is because it's pee.
It's got to be something you're squeezing
and liquid's coming out.
Imagine if they were just like, nah, man, I want it real.
I want it real.
Just piss on me.
Just do it.
You want to know a fun fact about the pit?
Yeah.
I don't even know if you're far enough to love her yet,
but the doctor who's kind of autistic, the blonde woman who
like, she's just kind of, she's, I don't know,
she's kind of particular, awkward and shy.
And everyone gets called fucking autistic these days, and I don't know who is yeah
Who is it who isn't if you like are you just a little bit of a weird person?
Are you supposed to be an autistic person whatever?
But she's like a little bit shy and quiet and timid and all that stuff
And she's awesome. Oh wait that yeah, okay? Yeah, yeah
Yes, when they're like I thought you meant the older blonde woman who like kind of running the show a little bit no
No, no
The girl like cuz there was a scene just this last episode where the one doctor was the older blonde woman who like kind of running the show a little bit. No, no, no, no, no, no. The girl like, cause there was a
scene just this last episode where the one doctor was like, I'll do the talking
kind of like, you don't have a bedside manner. You don't have to like do this.
Cause whatever, maybe they're implying that, but yeah. But there is an episode
where she, I forget with the explanation is it's not her. I think it's her sister's
autistic or something like that, but she knows how to deal with an autistic
patient. She's good with them. Um, and she's great. She's like become a beloved
character. She's very kind and smart and all this stuff and everyone loves her.
And then it came out that she's fucking Bryan Cranston's daughter and I was like
see this is why you shut the fuck up about Neppo babies. They're fucking
talented people. Yeah. She's just quietly Bryan Cranston's daughter. I will just
also never get over it like yeah man she just quietly Bryan Cranston's daughter. I will just also never get over like yeah, man
She's got Bryan chance. Oh, Chris is genetic right?
He's a fucking good actor. Yeah, I grew up around her whole life and has the DNA
Yeah, I'm fucking kidding. She went back grew up around her whole life has a DNA had money to go to good schools like yeah
Yeah, I had a favor to called, but she's done
Give her a fucking Michael Jordan's fucking kid didn't get to keep playing on NBA teams because he's Michael Jordan's kid. He may be that shot
Yeah, he's doing fucking coke and banging
But yeah, did the pit I was I don't know if it's because I
Guess like the world kind of went away. It feels like from hospital drums at least for men
I know Grey's Anatomy was obviously huge because I guess the world kind of went away, it feels like from hospital dramas, at least for men.
I know Grey's Anatomy was obviously huge.
But like after House, there wasn't really a hospital drama
that was at least marketed to me.
I don't know.
And they're usually like Chicago Hospital or whatever.
Oh, right, right, right.
But that's just like a procedural.
It's like, this is like, you know, real storylines.
Yeah, I really like it.
I'm happy you mentioned Grey's Anatomy
because Ellen Pompeo, Meredith Grey, Yeah, this is I really like it. I'm happy you mentioned Grey's Anatomy because
Ellen Pompeo. Yes, Meredith Grey has a TV show out right now that is
so patently ridiculous it is a
Fictionalized version of that true crime story of the parents who adopted the baby. Yeah, not a baby
You know that story. Oh, yeah got like a from Romania, but she was like 25 and she ended up
like trying to murder them and all that.
Wasn't she not actually though?
So I'm a little confused right now
because like there is a real story that that happened.
And that person, the trial is still going on
and I learned recently that there are some people
who are like, it was just a little girl.
She was weird and like there was some shit,
but she was a baby.
Not a baby, but like a child.
I have not looked into that.
This show references that case.
So it's like a fictionalized version of it
because in the show there's this other mom who's like,
have you heard about that story?
At one point I was watching it and then I was like,
oh wait a minute, I'm watching a Lifetime movie.
Like again, flipped my frame of mind
where I was like, I'm just gonna accept this for what it is.
At first I thought it was gonna be like an interesting show.
The girl they cast is, it's her first time acting,
she has some sort of like disability to like play this part
and she looks like, I don't wanna be mean,
but she looks like a freak.
It was like when I heard about this story, like I wasn't really familiar with it, but
I was like, how do you not, how do you mistake like having an adult the whole time?
But then when you see this girl you're like, oh I can see her.
There's like scenes where like they walk in on their bathroom and she's like, she has
hair growing and like there's tampons and all this weird shit.
The main guy from the league is in it. He plays the father
and it's just like, and I think he's a good enough actor. The main guy being Mark or Paul
Dublas or Mark Dublas. Not the guy we've interviewed with Ari, Steve Ransini or whatever. No, no, no,
no, no. The other guy. And he's like overactingacting I think kind of like on purpose because
again if you like think of it like a Lifetime movie it's like yeah this is
this checks there's the whole thing is absolutely fucking absurd and I've never
that and anybody watch Yellow Jackets? Yellow Jackets is the worst goddamn show
in the world that I sit through every week.
It is so absurd, it's about a high school women's soccer
team crashed, plane crash, and they survive in the jungle.
It's old, right?
Or at least like season three?
Season three, three, four, yeah.
And they're living in the jungle,
they become cannibalistic and Lord of the Flies type shit,
and then they all
Somehow get home and then they go on to live normal lives
But it's not normal and like there's like a spirit from like the forest that like continues to haunt them
And there's death and all this shit. There is a character in this show Shawna
She's like the main character really and that the old version and the young version of her is the most
Detestable character I've ever seen in my goddamn life. It takes everyone else
Give me Becca from Californication. Give me
Dana from Homeland give me Carl from Walking Dead all the bad child actors all the awful
female characters you hate
She puts them all to fucking shame.
And I watch it week in and week out,
I'm just like this, I fucking hate this.
Wait, what about her do you hate so much?
So in the show, I mean on the island,
when they're young, there's this who's the boss
of the group sort of thing, right?
She's just this bitch who they like killing each other and eating each other
and she's like leading that charge and at one point like they could be rescued
and she's like no I'm staying I'm staying here because and they're like
why and she's like because I can just like like the vibe is off like what are
you fucking talking about you're marooned on an island eating each other
and you could be rescued like like go the fuck home.
She's like, no, we're not meant to do that.
And then the older version is this like,
she's like this annoying mom,
but she still is kind of like this murderous bitch too.
And she's just kind of like very unlikable.
And then like she'll murder you too.
It's like, I just, Shawna is,
I watched the whole thing going like,
I've actually grown to hate the actress now. If I ever see her, I'll be like, I just, Shawna is, I watch the whole thing going. I've actually grown to hate the actress now.
I don't know if I ever see her, I'll be like,
I hate your guys.
Like, hat tip to you, I fucking hate you.
Could have been cool, could have been interesting,
went way too ridiculous and over the top.
Way too absurd.
All I've heard about this show
is it's like the worst editing.
Yeah.
Have you noticed that?
I don't really, I don't have an eye
for that kind of stuff yet, but. So yeah yeah there's a lot of TV out right now good
and bad but but plenty to watch right now. Did you think anything of the
Morgan Wallen storm-off? No. I didn't really. I don't doubt that he
disliked it like I think I mean he posted the Instagram follow-up for me is what kind of made it like oh
I think he actually did not enjoy this he posted but like he did didn't do it last year
Like it's not like a he's not his first time doing SNL
I don't know. Yeah, probably like I think
I'm sure googling Morgan while on SNL is gonna just get all stuff to that
It's a picture of the PJ that Get me to God's Country
A picture of the PJ with Get Me to God's Country is like yeah I'm sure he hates New York
Every time he's here he's probably like this place sucks
But like this is one of those things yeah so he did SNL before
Get me to God's Country with the fucking kids
This to me feels very performative on everyone's part
On Morgan Wallen's, on I don't know it is weird
But I do think he was like doing that on purpose
Like he was like, I'm a southern boy. Get me out of here kind of thing that
On a bigger picture and I think he like walked off the stage on purpose
I'm sure that they gave him a hard time all week not a hard time
But just were probably very cold to him because they don't like it. I don't I don't think so. You don't think so? We work with people we don't
like all the fucking time. Yeah we just talk to them and we... I'm sure maybe he
just thought that but I don't think those guys gelled. I don't think that it
was like hey man great week I think it was like all right I'm out. Yeah yeah and
I think that's okay but like I think we have to just acknowledge that it's also
the Morgan Wallen is probably you know it's like. But like, I think we have to just acknowledge that it's also
the Morgan Wallen is probably, you know, it's like Trump, Elon, a couple other people and Morgan Wallen on the right.
Like he's a big, he's a big fixture of the right.
Really?
I mean, yeah, that what that I knew, I knew like country music,
but I didn't know he got like involved in like politics.
Yeah, no, he's he's like, you know, he went to number one
because people were like didn't like the cancellation and we're like backing him like when he when that video of him
saying the end word came out his career like took off yeah yeah yeah so that's
like I think that more like I think that more country music than Trump I think
that more like so I I I'm just asking is has he like been like I'm Trump or is it
just I don't know if he said anything that's what I mean I feel like whether
he's done it or not he is is like, those people support him.
There are people who support Morgan Welland,
I think whether or not they like his music.
Yes.
And I think on the other side,
SNL is like this liberal left thing,
whether that's real or not.
Like they represent both of those things.
So it's like the unstoppable force
was the immovable object of dumb political bullshit.
Yeah.
And I'm sure there's some people on this set that he like probably vibed with and I'm sure like bow and yang and Morgan
Well, it didn't get along. Yeah, you know
So like everybody involved is it is what it is, but it's like I'm also like, I don't know
He's he's a fucking mega superstar
Who like yes, I self absorbed and think about like I'm gonna say goodbye to everyone say thank you
Who like yes, I self absorbed and think about like I'm gonna say goodbye to everyone say thank you
People you know these people on that level like I think even more as him he did it on purpose So his fans would be like hell. Yeah Morgan hates New Yorkers. I definitely think yeah
I think that is like it like that was just like his people said like it was an oversight
I don't that's true that that's like a you know like I'm just playing in my basement
Totally you know right then this is what we're talking about we're debating it whether it's just real or not right? Like his people said it was an oversight. I don't think that's true. That's like, I'm just playing at my base, man. Totally.
Then this is what we're talking about.
We're debating whether it's just real or not.
Right.
If he was just like, yeah, man, don't like it,
didn't like it, God's country, fuck it.
I'd be like, yeah, all right, I get it.
You're doing your shtick, basically.
But to be like, oh, it was just an oversight,
or he didn't mean anything by it.
Yes, you did. You're over mean anything by it's like yes you did
You're overreacting. It's not that big of a deal, but it is a thing and like they you know He doesn't like New York and they don't get along. I don't know. It's not they're like he stormed off and it's like
I don't know
Adam all the Morgan ball and things the n-word throwing chairs off balconies and shit. This doesn't even register
I know, you know, yeah, I think he's kind of a prick. After he said the N word, Lil Durk and him
did a song together like a month after. That's crazy. I would do anything to be in that series.
See how that one came down. I think that yeah like the God's Country thing is a great play like the
I'm sure there are people who are like hell yeah. The God's Country from Morgan Wand hasn't been to
church in 15 years. Right. And even like even I'm sure these guys, like country music superstars now,
they may live like in the South,
like I don't even know if they're living
like the Southern life.
You know what I mean?
You're probably in your fucking huge mansion
living like everybody who's in, you know, LA.
That's the Bo Burnham song.
Bo Burnham's country song?
No, exactly.
Oh my God, it's unbelievable.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
It literally ruined country music for me. Yeah. When it came out at the time like I was
listening to a lot of country and it's just like sudden... and you could do it
with any genre it's not just that country is like silly or whatever you
could do with any genre but like it's so... Like it's a... he makes like a stereotypical
version. And it's a banger. Yeah. And it's so like pointed and like it's perfect
Yeah, it makes you feel like when you see things like that. You're like, oh man. I am like a puppet to be played. Yeah
I'll not my head to that every single time
He has one thing at the end where before goes to like the third chorus
He just goes you dumb motherfuckers want a key change
This all together we've had one theme in this episode.
Like it's very Trump-esque too.
It's like you people think that like this guy really represents you really believe it.
And they're at home.
Well, these dumb motherfuckers going to eat this.
And there are, I think there are people who even know that.
And are like, I can't decide whether it's okay to just be like, yep, I just like a dummy and I'm playing like I'm getting played and that's okay because I enjoy it or it's like
No, don't yeah, don't give it. Yeah, I don't let them do that. But I guess life's not that serious
Just listen to music you like and like
We're here for like we just keep trying to entertain ourselves like we're here for so long trying to kill time till you die
That's life. Just every day. He's got fun something to entertain ourselves. Like we're here for so long. Just trying to kill time until you die. That's life. Every day you just gotta find something to do man. Yeah that really is it.
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do a couple of voicemails before we get out of here.
What do we got?
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There's a link to submit your videos get at us. Jackie that story that you told the other day
Was his name Matt perhaps because I saw I saw a TikTok of this guy saying,
to save my company, I created this app,
and all you have to do is put your location in
and then how early you want the notice
for the sun set to hit.
So, I don't know, guys, pretty average,
but maybe you rekindle the relationship
and you can become rich.
Just my thoughts.
Refresh me on this, what is this?
The, just he had an alarm that,
to tell him what the sunset was.
That's the rape guy or no, someone else?
Okay, the not rape guy.
The not rape guy.
Yeah, that's the same guy.
Yeah, that was when I was out on that guy.
At first I thought, ah, this guy's cool,
he's like putting up with this on this wacky shit
and he seems like fun, but when he,
I have an alarm for the sun, sunset.
It's like.
There were multiple things where I was just like.
I notice when I try to like,
I mean, not that I like come off smart a lot,
but when I dumb myself down, I understand, I don't know why I do it,
but I understand it's a defense mechanism of some kind.
And so when I act really dumb around people,
like I was just like going along with his bullshit
and like, you know what I mean?
Like, oh my, like batting my eyes,
being like, that's so cute.
Like, what the heck?
That he probably was like, I'm fucking killing it,
this bitch is so dumb.
And so I'm sure that, I think it was just like a mutual.
You know what, our version of that,
at least my version of that is,
I've never done it for dating.
Like I've never, with girls, I've never dumbed myself down.
But for guys, sports talk with guys who don't know sports.
Oh yeah.
All the time, like, yeah man, you're right.
Like, they should have thrown the ball there.
And it's like, no, they fucking shouldn't have, dude.
The dumbest takes.
And rather than just be like, no, you fucking moron.
I'm about to just wreck your day with stats or numbers
or just facts.
Yeah, man, totally, totally right.
Yeah, why do they just run the ball up the middle
and get tackled on purpose?
Yeah, that's what's happening bro.
Yeah, you fucking idiot.
It's not worth my time to like,
to like train you.
What's the goal here is that I prove you stupid
and you just feel dumb and we keep going?
Yeah, it's like the girl in White Lotus,
if she just wants to keep the peace and it's like,
she kind of proved it right.
Like it would have just been so much better and so much less just wants to keep the peace and it's like, yeah, she kind of proved it right. Like it would have just been so much better
and so much less awkward to just keep the peace.
I also think she is a little more like shitty than,
I think she's the best out of the three,
but she's a little like manipulative and like shitty too. Oh, yeah.
Gossipy and like all of them are. I saw, I saw a thing that was like,
if you are, if you think that like, Lori is
being crazy, congratulations, you're the Jacqueline of your
group. And like, that's not a good thing. Yeah. Because I
think they all have like bad traits to them. And then Kate is
the one that's kind of considered in the middle, like
trying to keep the peace, which he is, but she's also like,
you're gossiping on both sides. You're playing both sides, you
pushing buttons, you know what you're doing. And then you're
going like, Oh, come on, That whole, that, those three are
awful. All of them.
Yeah. But it captures.
Girl life, I'm sure.
Not, not girl life, but yeah, like, I mean, yeah, like it captures.
I think that it's probably almost best to be Lori, but she does some whiny shit too,
but ultimately she's like in the right on all this.
But it's like you're being dramatic and childish in your own right, but this is being done
to you and like, it's very clear that she got fucked with with Valentin and like, but
you're also being a whiny crybaby.
And she kind of like makes her life miserable.
She's a whine, yeah.
It's a waste of time.
What was that?
I don't think it's better to be a lorry. Yeah, I don't think so either. like makes her life miserable. She's a waste of time. Whereas when he said.
I don't think it's better to be a Laurie.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
I think the, I forget Leslie Biggs,
Bibb's character's name, but the blonde with the bob, Kate.
The, when she at the end is like,
it's the same story every time.
Agreed, yes, yes.
That was, that's a kill shot.
That was like, it's always disappointing.
At some point, you're the complainer.
And it's like, ooh.
Yeah. And it's like, Jacqueline's just like, she's a little like prom. That was like, it's always disappointing. At some point, you're the complainer. And it's like, ooh. Yeah.
And it's like, Jacqueline's just like,
she's a little promiscuous and whatever,
and that's not a good friend,
but I would rather have that problem than be like, I'm like.
Jacqueline is, she's just like the ultimate example
of hot chicks can do what they want.
Every time I'm like, look, she's not that bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, she's not that bad. Yeah. Yeah.
Like, she's the hot one.
She's the hot one.
She's famous.
She's ready for women and all that.
But the one who's told to us is she's the hot one.
You're like, yeah, she can get me with some hands.
Yeah, she gets away with it.
She seems so charismatic.
She's just looking for a good time.
She's trying to have fun.
I just think that Lori is a complainer.
But if Jacqueline doesn't do what she does,
I think the trip goes fine, you know what I mean?
So it's like, I guess maybe the point would be
she would find something to complain about.
But good for her going out and getting dicked down
by the crazy Russian guy.
When you're jumping out of a Bangkok hut
because some Russian chick is chasing you down.
You're living.
I don't know if it's a good thing or not,
but you go home with a fucking story.
She also looked like she tried for the first time
that night too.
Like she got on a bunch of makeup,
and she looked a lot better that night
than she has the rest of the show, I thought.
I think I just saw how people in our age group,
like 20 to 40 or whatever,
everyone tries scams because we were raised in a world
where on TV and everything we saw,
you can provide for a family with a paycheck and we don't live in that world where like on TV and everything we saw you can provide for a family with a paycheck and
We don't live in that world. Yeah, so now you gotta have a hustle everyone's yeah
Yeah, bro, I mean you raise the world we're like yeah, you have a job you can afford to do
I'll never forget finding out that my dad like in the 90s when we were I think he made
$80,000 and we had like a house and four people and like you know five people and
and we're just living like a pool and you know it's like a nice life and I was
like I think it was like $80,000 before taxes you know like how the fuck is that
even? I saw a tweet that just said I know I know my co-worker
Ain't raising four kids on the same page
No this page again crazy
The the brief fall back into
Television has reminded me that I'm dealing with a bit of an issue right now.
Wait, when you say brief fallback, what does that mean?
Like we were just talking about lettuce.
Oh, okay.
But the, I got an issue here that I don't really know what to do with.
Probably my favorite Instagram account is just a sex worker account now.
I've seen a couple of like I followed
some things all the sudden they're just like an OnlyFans girl it's curb your
it's curb your Larry David it just posted curb yeah and now it's just
fucking it's like well this woman stopped dropping ass and just post a
Larry clip again please that happens a lot that's a thing yeah yeah because
they just get a following girls say I want to get exposure
So here you go, but I know one I follow one that was like Louis CK daily
Yeah, and the girl running it is like a hot chick who was like I'm gonna start promoting like my like my personal page
And I haven't checked to see if she's like doing like sex work
But she's definitely like hot work, hot girl work.
This is a chick who just goes to anybody who has 100,000 followers or more and says, post
me and here's the money.
For the Louis CK person running the account to be a fucking smoke is blowing my mind.
Maybe that's all a ruse too.
I don't know, but I was like, what?
I can't imagine telling 14-year-old John,
the internet's gonna get so big,
that you're gonna start getting pissed about seeing naked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you just post a curve clip, please.
You know what I said about?
The one when Larry comes home and his mom already died.
Post that.
The chiropractic, chiropractic videos?
Yeah. Entirely too horny. Yeah, yeahiropractic videos? Yeah.
Entirely too horny.
It's insane.
Oh yeah, I have, yeah.
It's insane.
Every video, because you know,
I like that kind of shit, that satisfying stuff.
So I used to love a good like neck crack video.
And now it's guys being like,
I'm gonna crack your tailbone.
And they're just like putting a thumb up that girl's ass.
There was one, he had a girl on her back. He stood over her and
bent her legs all the way back and then like squatted down. His ass was in her
face. His face was in her pussy as he held her legs back and he's just like,
you just got to get a good stretch in. And I feel bad for like the regular
chiropractor doctors who have like probably a little bit of social media
following from like listen
How loud this crack was and it's like if your girl is not half naked and you're like, you know
Jiggling her tits while you like finger her and like move her neck. You're not getting you know
You're not getting any new clients are not getting any followers not making any money
You have to be like a full-blown sexual deviant to be a chiropractor on the internet now
Yeah, I feel like it's kind of like and to not to back to White Lotus again, but like whenever the family members are together,
like now they kind of ruin my trust where I'm like, please
don't go there.
Please don't kiss.
Like, please don't kiss or whatever.
It's the same thing with the chiropractors.
Like, please don't go there.
Like, please don't do something creepy.
And there it is.
And then there it is.
And then they like always fucking do.
So it's like lining up and they just like take their shirt off
before the crack happens.
I'm like, and I, it was a time where if you would have told me
that you can get like from your informational, like doctor
internet followings, you could get tits and ass.
You're like, oh, the world is the best place ever.
And I'm like, this is entirely too much.
I gotta draw the line somewhere.
Yeah.
All right, last one.
What we got.
What's up gang?
I have a ripe with Jackie.
Here it is.
There's man and there's men, that's the plural. And then there's woman and there's men that's the plural and then
there's woman and there's women this is like it says woman whether it's one
woman or like eight woman you definitely do it women eight women one woman eight
women one woman eight women okay one woman okay I wouldn't have a problem with
this but I was ruthlessly made fun of for this in gradual so Oh well at least he's
I had to point it out
Coming from the same, he does it as well but yeah you definitely do that
I don't see it but I've gotten enough complaints
You'll say like
You'll be like
Woman everywhere say blah blah blah
Okay
Okay, yeah you're definitely right on this I understand that I'm wrong
Men and woman I haven't heard it.
I guess, well now I feel like I'm...
If you were talking in plural, if you were to say like,
women everywhere agree that men are bad and bad,
she would say women everywhere agree.
No, I get the concept, but I always want to hear how you say the word.
Women everywhere agree.
I feel like as women everywhere agree.
No.
Women everywhere.
Women everywhere. I'm trying to like not think about it.
I do feel as though as a listener,
it's a little bit your job to take context clues
and figure out like what I am talking about.
Yeah, listen, it's not like we can't figure out
what's going on.
I would counter it's your job as the speaker
to speak correctly.
Yeah, and as like, yeah, which is so fair
and I understand.
Because think about it, if it was man,
man and men is a little bit worse than women and woman.
Women and woman.
Like if you were to say.
It's a similar like.
Man think that, man think that women are trash.
You'd sound like a retard.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's like, I understand it really bothers a lot of people.
It's never something that I feel like the words are so similar
that like I kind of blur the lines.
It doesn't really matter to me.
Like what it is.
And it's kind of like, welcome to podcasting.
But I-
This is what you just get everything picked apart
until like you don't care anymore.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And I will work on it along with like, I have the, wait,
the dog shock collar, like it's just too strong. But I want to see I want yeah we're not gonna electrocute you can you guys try it on
to see if it put that to bed totally we tried it like on our hands and you
agree it's too much not just be a little pussy it's a lot. Yeah. I kind of kept making him be the guinea pig. Yeah. I was like, we should stop doing this.
I kept being like, can we just try the lower setting?
And he'd be like, OK.
She would turn it off.
And he'd be like, ah!
It's just too strong.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Ah!
Even worse.
I go, OK.
OK.
That one was actually accidentally really strong.
I'm going to try a lower setting.
You guys were just sitting there, just shot calling.
I love it.
Do me, do me.
Not my turn, my turn.
Yep, well, woman can handle electrical shocks.
Woman crazy.
I didn't realize how much it really bothers people, but I will work on it.
It's just, I mean, I have no, did you not notice it?
No.
I've always noticed it.
Oh, wow.
That's why I was wondering if you-
I think most people just go like, I know what she means, it's fine, you know?
But it's definitely wrong.
That's kind of crazy that you're just sitting there talking shit about me in your head about-
No, there was one time I tried to bring it up and maybe I didn't convey it correctly
or something and you just shut me down so quick I was like okay.
Oh sorry about that.
You can always call me out of my bullshit.
I got a lot of it.
I'm sorry though to everyone listening.
You're a bad representation of women.
I don't even think I know.
It's Wim that's the problem. You say Wimmin.
You say like woman.
You say like women. You say like women. You say women and
maybe but it's women women
We're mansplaining women do you
Great clip of someone being like are you really mansplaining right now? He goes no, I'm man solving
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