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Episode Date: December 3, 2024

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Are these just like frozen dumplings on the table? Yeah. Jackie's got to do her 25 dumplings. Oh, okay. I was just like, what are these dumplings here and what does Jackie's dumplings mean? Because I thought it was in reference to the gift that you posted. I was like, what is going on? That And what does Jackie's dumplings mean? Because I thought it was in reference to the gift that you posted. I was like, what is going on?

That would be such a weird way to say it. That would be the worst. I was like, is this some new euphemism I don't know about? Oh, God. Is this what the kids are saying these days? So, wait. These are the ones you're going to do? Like, I thought, you know, we can go, like, buy you, like, good, nice dumplings.

She wanted to do Trader Joe's. Oh, you like these? Well, I just felt like... If you like it, it's fine. I thought we were... I just felt like it was doable. Like, I didn't want to, like... You wouldn't prefer, like, a really good Chinese restaurant, Japanese restaurant to, like, make you fresh, good dumplings?

I didn't really know that was an option. Of course it's an option. Like, obviously it's an option. 25 dumplings. It's, like, four orders of dumplings. Dumplings come, come like 6 a pack we spent like $1000 on bananas

yeah that's a good point but also even it's 5 orders I was like I could get these down easy the other ones

it's like really I feel like these would be like worse oh really yeah they're hot like I mean

to be candid these look disgusting to me compared to like regular I guess I'm thinking of gyoza yeah Yeah, they're hot. Like, I mean, to be candid, these look disgusting to me. Okay, well. Compared to, like, regular. I guess I'm thinking of gyoza. Yeah. Which are so than dumplings. Also, I'm realizing that the point was I should be in merch.

But it's too late. Well, you mean it's not too late. Well, it's not getting late. Well, yeah, this won't air for Cyber Monday. Yeah. That's the. We should have done it on Black Friday. I think we should do it, like, the live videos now.

Okay. Like, remember we did the eggs and, like, I'd be cooking and we had, like, social videos out? Yeah. I think those. And you can pop a sweatshirt on. And then do you want to. Do you want to. Yeah, I'll pop a sweatshirt on.

Do you want to explain, like, why dumplings? I forget. I was trying to explain. Yeah, what is the story behind that? You just have to eat, like, your dumplings in years, right? Oh, because it's Year of the Dragon. Is that why? Which I thought was so unlike you to say.

I remember at the time being like, yeah. Oh, you know what it was? It was everyone's going to have to eat their age in food products. And whatever year it is, the food product has to start with that. So it's dragon D, dumpling d dumpling got it and you chose dumplings she chose something no i think you did i would i wouldn't come up with soup dump i actually like i was gonna that was my next question these are soup dumplings yeah inside of that is liquid yeah like it's not like a pork fried well so i thought that you said dumplings i don't really

like dumplings particularly so now i gotta've got to eat 25 of them. I swear to God. I'm going to retire soon. I definitely threw out the idea of dumplings because there aren't a lot of foods that begin with a D. So I took it as you want dumplings. Because I remember scanning foods that begin with D, and there weren't a lot.

Durian was on there. I've had that. I wouldn't recommend it. with D, and they weren't a lot. Durian was on there. I've had that. I wouldn't recommend it. I mean, donuts would have been my first. Donuts would have been a good one. But 25 donuts is. I wouldn't have thought that's possible for you. 25, bitch.

I thought it was 28. Shut up. No, Jackie still got it as evidenced by. No, no, no. Here's the thing, guys. They don't look like that anymore. That was like a year ago. That video was of two years ago.

No, it was two years ago. Yeah. That was in Arizona, right? I don't know. Gravity's a motherfucker. No, no. It was just like... I don't...

If people don't know what we're talking about, Jackie went with tried and true marketing tactics on Black Friday. She does it all for the company. She just put out a GIF of... You were filming a Love Island skit, if I believe, right? Yeah. Yeah, at the Super Bowl. And they're out.

The girls are out. And this doesn't even, like... I don't really like stuff and bookmark stuff, but somebody tweeted, like, the bookmarks are going to go insane. And I was like, that, let me see. And it was at 1,000 when I that part and i was like yo and now it's at like 3 500 or something like that's like i can't complain because i did that i guess that's not you can't go through someone's bookmarks you can't or you can go through someone's likes oh you can't oh

okay because i was like if you even if all right you like it i think that's a bit much but whatever a lot of people are anonymous and shit if you could go through and you see that somebody's bookmarked Jackie's get, like, you are, come on. Come on. We got to have some, this is why, like, no one should be able to be anonymous on the internet. You should have to put your face and name on it, and then you won't go bookmarking that shit. Last year, I posted a couple pictures of Sidney Sweeney, and it was, like, 20% off, and just put the link to Barstool. People DM me saying, like, I bought a t-shirt for this photo.

But it was... You kind of stole my bid, Jack. Oh, yeah, damn. I didn't have it so I couldn't do it. You posted a picture of Sidney Sweeney. I posted a picture

of Sidney Sweeney and then a couple people... That's just a picture of a celebrity. And they bought our merch because you posted a celebrity? I was just like, here's a link to...

What am I doing? Give me my shit out there. That's my point. You just put up a slip. It led them to the Barstool Sportsbook and they're like I guess it's just like

that's crazy that's fucking crazy I mean it's not crazy it's the most obvious thing in the world but it is I mean I love the commitment yeah

well it was kind of like I was trying to think of something and then I was like worried I was gonna get in trouble and then I was like kind of panicking

and then I was like I know what I like have to do and that's what girls do for rent yeah they're like I gotta do and that's what girls do for rent i gotta do something uh let's do it and it worked but i forget the way that you guys react to boobs every single time like i thought it was just gonna be like a few you know like a few likes here and there oh my god you guys go fucking crazy there's a couple things though it's like

usually in a fucking meat sweatshirt yeah you know they're not usually out you put a slow motion gif of them like it was like the man show from like early 2000s just jump on a trampoline next time yeah i wasn't like but i want to be clear like i want to like get ahead of it they don't look like that now if i lose any kind of weight it's only my boobs and nowhere else which is so frustrating that's a tough that's a tough card yeah wait see how many link clicks it got that's a good how do i tell that because usually like when you post a link i can't nobody nobody click yeah yeah don't pull that up right now um and tell the audience where the bookmarks are at wait how do I

go to like insights or some shit like that is there like a I mean it's you know tried and true it's

sex sells man yeah you know you could you could be Jaguar and create that weird avant-garde artsy thing you saw that

I saw it I hated it when I first saw it and then I saw it again the next day and I was like, ah, it's not as bad as I thought. But that's you.

The internet was making us think about it. You're like, ah, that's not bad. I mean, it was weird. It was actually, oddly enough, I think they looked exactly like Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo in all their Wicked interviews. What do you mean? You know how the Wicked interviews are?

Yeah. I think all the people in that Jaguar video looked like them. Oh, then I'm talking about different things. I just saw the two logos. Oh, no, no. Oh, okay. You're talking about this, right? Yes, but they made a – yes.

But to unveil that, they made a commercial. Oh, I didn't see that. It's like these Mugatu Zoolander, like, weirdos. Oh, Ioolander like weirdos this is what people hated they were like this you know i mean i think it became all political and shit woke ism blah blah blah artsy fartsy shit it was fucking bizarre as shit though it just looked like it's just not jaguar though well it's also like yeah like like this does not scream like classic luxury car to me yeah i but all i saw was like collarbones and bald heads and people being weird. And I was like, is this fucking the Wicked Press Run?

I got in. I stepped in it deep in that one, by the way. I couldn't. It's so funny how different sects of the internet and different platforms are different, you know? Like, if you went on Twitter, everybody exclusively was making fun of the Wicked interviews. And not even, like like in a terrible way. They were like, like Caroline's video was fucking hilarious.

Like people being funny about it. And then I posted, I finally did like a one minute man video being like, I'm late to the party, but cause they kept coming out. There's just more and more like, it's not one, it's not two,

it's not three. They're all like this. And the amount of like Instagram comments of people being like, this is horrible. Shut up. It's just very funny. Really? It's like,

it's like hanging out with like your work friends and your friend friends. It's just very funny. Really? It's like hanging out with your work friends and your friend friends. It's like, never mind. You guys aren't cool. If you watch those interviews and you don't roll your eyes, get out of my face. By all

accounts, it sounds like Wicked is incredible. I understand that especially for Ariana Grande grande i think it was like her dream job the other one came from the broadway show right um i don't know if she came from the broadway show she's a theater kid i don't know but so whatever either way it was like this dream come true for them they smashed it it's amazing it's making more money than like anything uh all that yeah yeah true true true that doesn't mean that your interviews are not yeah so cringeworthy and like puke fucking in my mouth every time i see it like the grabbing and the touching and the like

the crying if you can't admit that if you can't i love what ariana grande pushes away the microphone you're in an interview everything is a fun you know fucking actually funny too because people were upset about it and i was like um boy you would not have liked draft number one because i sent uh the video to kelly and i was like do you think that this if i'm if i'm sending you a tweet or a video or something saying do you think this is going to cause a problem i already know the answer is yes it's just how bad is it going to be but the first one i started off saying like i haven't really talked about this because as far as I'm concerned, this is two women that may or may not have an eating disorder that made a movie that is not really targeted at me. And Kelly's exact tweet was text was OMG. Definitely do not do that. But even that, I feel like that's like the most, you know, worst, like most talked about thing about these interviews, too, is that they look so sickly.

But but I was like, boy, yeah, I would have really been in trouble if I put that version out. Fuck. Anyway, back. Where were we? So we're going to eat these dumplings. Do you want to do this on this episode? Or we would be. Well, it's up to you.

What? Like, I feel like everyone. I feel like, I mean, they're soup dumplings. I think you'll probably be able to do this pretty well but John you were like very confident out of the gates and then you hit a wall yeah yeah true

eggs are quite a bit different this is just kind of like a bread product like a dough product and like soup and just like water in there like miso soup kind of? The only thing you're in danger of is me eating. I got four extra

so you got four. Okay. Alright. Is it going to be hot? Is it going to burn your mouth? No, I think it's fine now. But like now I'm uncomfortable with everyone watching.

Yeah, that's about how it goes. It'll be alright. You know, being a pig on camera is not fucking the most... So you just got to do that like 24 times? Like that's not so bad. It's going to be really like squishy. Don That's not so bad. It's gonna be really squishy.

Don't chew into the mic. They hate that. They hate that. Okay, well, I'll just be here. I mean, you can eat, though. Like I said, I'll take one. I mean, we all gotta at least have one, right? Get a vegetable one.

That's okay. I want the chicken ones. No, no, no right get a vegetable one what's that's okay okay well i mean i want the chicken ones oh okay no no no get a chicken one get a chicken one get a chicken one um can i have one of those oh these are like squishy well they're good yeah right i think honestly i could do them all in one sitting i think i'm not gonna do that though wait what oh oh think I'm not going to do that, though. Wait, what? Oh, you have the day to do it.

You have the day, yeah. Yeah, you could do this. You could do this. While we're talking about eating, I wanted to just quickly say this. That is delightful. Good call on the dumplings. Well, well, well, the turntables have come. Have you ever heard the story of Josh Brolin

and his dad eating dinner? no I just read this quickly we have so much I feel like so much to get into just like the last week and holidays and everything that's going on but just a quick aside

because I read it on the way in here Josh Brolin was talking about his dad and they were saying like he gets a lot of things from his dad but like his sense of humor and like his basically like happiness is not one

of them. He's like, my old man's a fucking asshole. Let me get the exact quote if I can. Um, yeah, he said, um,

he goes, I like this line. He goes, the no country for old men actor compared his famous father to a stoplight that never changes. It just stays perpetually red, which might be like the most like i like i've never thought of describing someone as a red light yeah but doing so i'm

like oh yeah that guy's a fucking asshole that is that is a great description but um so josh is telling the story to like you know some media outlet and he on the podcast he goes did he tell you the pig story what a fucking dick god man let me tell you the story so this is the story of me raising pigs oink and snort were their names i helped raise these pigs and then one night we're eating dinner his dad just fucking killed his pigs and they ate him and didn't tell him he goes guess what you're eating i said what he said either oink or snort and i said what and he went yeah that's what you're eating? I said, what? He said, either oink or snort. And I said, what? And he went, yeah, that's what we're eating.

That's what we slaughtered. He goes, why would you fucking tell a kid that? I mean, I'm sure that, you know, if you grow up on the farm and all that shit, there is probably less. It's a crazy thing to me. Yeah. To someone who grew up on a farm is probably. But usually I also feel like you do it like now son like you got to go slaughter this pig yeah we're gonna cook it and i know it's hard but that's what this is about you don't

fucking cartman this shit you know you know what you're eating like you're eating your parents remains in the chili that i actually i think i prefer it that way like like well it's almost like throwing the kid into the deep end you're like learn to swim where it's like well at least it's over yeah it's like all right and yeah and now i don't have now i then when i have to kill one of those i do know i've already eaten one i don't know there might be a ways it's probably backwards it's probably not the way i'd rather be eating it than but like having to whack it over the fucking head with a hammer or something however they do that right it's almost like in stepbrothers like uh when Brothers when Andrea Savage is the therapist

and Will Ferrell's parents are both clearly enabling him and she's like, but it's working. She's like, this is so unhealthy. I can see a therapist being like, that is the worst thing ever.

But it somehow worked. By the way, you put those down. Yeah, that was a quick five. That's a quick six. Oh no. That's actually a quick five. That's a quick six. Oh, no. That's actually a quick five. I got technically five more, but I can do this.

Now I almost want to challenge you to get it done in a time frame. You want to get nuts with it? I do want to get nuts with it. But I don't want to. That's so much microwaving and shit right now. I mean, I'm sure we can have some. But the next, I got, whatever. How many more? But not really. If you eat them fast,'s not like those are they want yeah 20 more especially if you keep them in those bags like those will stay pretty warm i can do it i'll

do it i'll go for another like whatever do you think you can get it done before the end of the podcast i'm worried i'm developing daddy issues with you guys because i don't want to disappoint you guys oh okay that's not bad no that's a that's a thing for sure what is what does that mean i just don't want to disappoint you guys and then i was like oh my god is that daddy issues why i think we all have that i think most people feel that about i i wouldn't consider us your boss but i think you consider us that but specifically here I mean everyone's got daddy issues with Dave yeah like everybody wants to like I don't think people have that work that at regular work job at regular

jobs like I think most people like fuck this guy I don't give a shit about him yeah maybe certain people but when it's like that's true I guess I guess most people hate if you look up to your boss like if you are it's like I want my – If your boss is good at their job.

Yeah, pretty much. I want Dave to go, yeah, he's good at his job. I want to achieve the level of success Dave has. Which is, by the way, never going to happen. And also to be clear to you guys, you already got it. Like what we want from Dave, you already have from us if that's how you – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally, totally. But when I posted the boobs, I was like, oh my you already have from us if that's how you get it. Totally,

totally. But when I posted the boobs, I was like, oh my God, is this the daddy that's just kicking in? Yeah, I want to be like,

to be clear, Jackie came up with that on her own. I was like, as a matter of fact, I think I'm developing daughter issues with you. I legitimately was like,

ah, no, no. It was 3,000 link clicks by the way, 3 that's crazy 30 000 bookmarks but but but like that's what i mean those fucking scumbags right it's got what two million views yeah yeah yeah it's like you can't you can't just click the fucking you know just take a peek at the store you fucking fucking creeps i was gonna say cunts but i didn't want to say the c word so now i said it we can cut this but fights texted us a reminder like make sure you get a black friday post up from your personals and i'm like brainstorming

for like 35 minutes like what do i do what do i do and then i just checked twitter and it was jack you know why would i be using my brain if i have boobs because i was thinking i was like what should i do wait a minute i'm telling you i do legitimately think that is the final version the final thing that like only fans girls go through in their head yeah they're just like what can i do girl, I don't believe that story. Sophie Rain is her name. Do you guys know her?

Yeah, 100%. Who's that? So she's like, but is this a young thing or a pervert thing? Like, do young people know this girl? I never heard about her until last week. Okay. So me neither. Sophie Rain is, I think she dressed up like Spider-Man once.

Okay. And went viral. She says she made $43 dollars on only fans this year but she doesn't do anything on only fans it's just like pictures of her like in halloween costumes i don't think that could be true and if it is then god bless to that girl okay wait i actually have very good information about this um i just happened to see it on Twitter. Adam 22. Yeah, that was my source as well. Oh, but on Twitter he said he initially was like, this is bullshit. And then he replied and he was like, never mind.

I'm getting information that – Well, I talked to him after I saw that first tweet. I texted him and I was like, is this real? And he was like, there's just no way, man. Like if you're not fucking and you're not like naked and you're not giving the people that shit there's no way but he so then this girl it it creeps me out because go to her twitter profile her twitter avatar is like a 12 year old girl really at least this you know this is something i feel like i'm as i'm getting older like young like that to me looks like yeah a fucking child and you look at some of our other pictures and it's like you're young but like you're you're a young. That, to me, looks like a fucking child.

And you look at some of her other pictures and it's like, you're young, but you're a woman. But that picture of her with her headphones on, I'm like, you could tell me that girl's in middle school and I would believe you. And you're talking, I mean, come on! Come on! That's crazy. That's fucking disturbing, dude.

And I know, alright, that's just one little circle. That's not her her main, you know. But, like, if that's what you see. Now, all these other pictures, you see them, you're like, alright, I want to subscribe to that OnlyFans, fine. But, like, goddamn, dude. She still looks even younger in this one. Yeah, it's like...

But, all that being said, if you can make $43 million and you're not... And you're basically posting like this shit because then because then after i did i was like i didn't feel great like you know but also like self-respect i know i know you say that but like it's just like fucking like us with like you know you say a lot like, if you went 2A or whatever, I just don't want to be that person.

Just don't want to do it, yeah. If you want to be that person, great. Good for you. If you don't want to be that person. Okay, but here's the thing. Like, I would, I was about to say equivalent, which is definitely not a word. Equate. I would equate.

I feel like you make that mistake a lot. Equivalent. Equivalent. I don't think I say equivalent. I feel like I'd remember him saying equivalent.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'd go, what the fuck was that? I'm scared to eat a dumpling whenever you guys say something that might be clippable because I don't want

out of context. No, that's funny. It's like Lenny Balls. It's like your Sunday conversation. Whoa, are you a podcast? I don't think I've said

Equivalate more than five times in the history of this podcast. I listened to you back twice. I think I would know better than you. You say it. I listen back to it, and then if I watch a clip... But we can't put it in a transcript because it's not a real word. Oh, that's a stonk on you! I watch a clip we can't put in a transcript because it's not a real word anyway my point

was gonna be like we always talk about if we sold out and went like hardcore right wing and we just don't want to do that but she's like the the uh like she's not going hardcore you know what i mean so like so like if you told me that we could if we like just talked about politics like a little bit more and we would make like millions upon millions of dollars i think i'd be like we should do that because because she's not fucking and getting naked and stuff so we're not going to be like alex jones and going crazy if it was just like uh you know when politics comes up like make, make mention of it. That's what she's doing. Yeah. The porn version of that. You know what I mean?

To an extent. But, like, I also think, like, there are – it's still – But I guess the reputation is there. You're still – yeah, you still have a reputation. And you're still also talking about, like – not every girl is posting bikini pics and stuff like that. Like, in our world, yes, a lot do. But, like, my friends from home never were, like, bikini post they would so people would still feel a way about you yeah i saw all that well but 43 million dollars i do think there's that's enough money to be like yeah some people kind of look at me sideways and then like they find out that i'm basically like a lingerie

model and i have 40 million dollars is there like a plateau you think? I feel like guys sometimes it's all about like the not actually like seeing a girl naked. It's just about the like. Yeah, so I think a lot of people can get away with this kind of stuff where it's just like, I think it's like, if you do, if you're like risque, your OnlyFans needs to like go further

and like you need to fuck or whatever. But if you're like, if you're probably if you're like if you're probably if you're not risque or people don't see you a lot then going further is just like yeah you know what i mean if you're if you if you know that someone's hot and like all their instagram pictures are like fucking sunsets and food and so you don't get it it's like supply and demand sort of thing yeah i mean it's all creepy weird shit but god damn if you can make 43 million dollars and not really but you would your whole

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Yeah. I went to... We do... My family does early we do on a wednesday and and then the kids went away with their mom and like my family has gotten to a a point of comfortability and like casualness that is borderline like we're not even a real family anymore. I mean, like, Thanksgiving was, like, a 10-minute meal where, like, we had steak and the kids had chicken nuggets. And then we were just, like, back in front of the TV. And it's cool. I like that.

Nobody was dressed up. We didn't do pictures. We didn't do what we're thankful for. Like, my parents have just moved into their house. So it wasn't, like, a beautiful fucking table with like candlelight you know what i mean it was just like we basically had dinner at three o'clock on a wednesday and i was like this is great but i can also see this is how like eventually again give us a few more years and it'll be like we just don't even celebrate holidays anymore at some point we've got to make sure that we keep doing these

it's so fun I don't know why my family and I are like this, but we're all so polite with each other. Even my sister and I, we don't snip at each other. We're polite with each other. We're close, but we just... Ain't that a novel idea? We're nice to each other.

Did you see Big T's video? He said, all these people talking about drinking at Thanksgiving. Oh, yes, I did see this. And he was horrified by the thought. But Big T doesn't drink. So, yeah, no kidding. Your family doesn't drink.

You don't drink. Big T's sober? I don't think he's sober, but he also doesn't drink. You know what I mean? The way that came across with me, though, is drinking in front of my parents would be an absolute no-go. I believe when Big T started working here He'd never drank before I kind of feel like I remember that too

So Yeah he said I think he had a couple beers here and there But like I don't think he really drinks He almost didn't really have an answer When they pressed him He was like I think it's a religious thing

Yeah But it just sounds like Yeah your family's just not a drinking family Your family's not a drinking family So yeah they didn't drink at all But I'm kind of Like I'm with him like It's like

Nobody gets shit-faced Like Big T's like You go to a football game and drink That's crazy Yeah Yeah your family doesn't. Like, it's like nobody's like a football game and drink. That's crazy. Yeah. Your family doesn't. Right. Right.

But that's like my family would lean more towards that way, too. Like, there's not shit face people when we do celebrate it. It's not like people falling over drunk and like, yeah, actually, all of the all of the tropes don't happen in my family. We don't do politics. Nobody's drunk. Maybe maybe my dad's falling asleep. That's like, but yeah, none of that really happens in my family. Nobody's drunk. Maybe my dad's fallen asleep.

But none of that shit really happens in my family. It's all exaggerated. It's not anymore. But definitely growing up, everyone drank, but there were very few shit-faced people ever. And you get a little politics discussion. But it's not what it is on TV or in a movie. Did you guys do thanksgiving eve yeah yeah okay you're so young i did it i feel like that's the barometer yeah you did what i usually don't even go that hard i did it the biggest i ever done really 25 i went back home

to like northport and i usually go to honnington because i went to san antony's yeah and this time i stayed home and those northport kids can party way hard. I feel like to me, if you had to give a good barometer of young and old, because age is kind of fluid and you know, there's like a lot of ways, typical ways of just describing if you're young or washed up. I think if you still care or, and do Thanksgiving Eve,

you're still young. For sure. And then when you flip that switch and you don't do it anymore, the thought of doing it is like – somebody texted me, Keegan's baseball coach, who's a young dude, too young, too young. And he was like, what are you doing for TGEge i guess he said tge thanksgiving yeah yeah and i i was like i thought it was a baseball thing at first i was like tge

is this some sort of clinic that i don't know about like yeah yeah i was like i don't bro i'm so i'm doing so so much of nothing i don't even know what you're talking about like that is you did you link up with your old friends yeah but then i like went home early which i regret because it was only like there was the bar the one bar that we all go to it got closed so then like it was just like nobody really knew where to go and then it was and it was whatever being what what's early it was like 10 oh that is early i thought you were gonna say like one o'clock or something it was like i just did the girls dinner and then i didn't like actually go out but it was pretty much just like everyone asking me about Brie.

Yeah. Yeah. This wasn't at Thanksgiving, but this was more recent. Did you see the article in the New York Times, the Barstool Conservatism? No. It's like Barstool Conservatism. I forget what the exact headline is. It's a Barstool Conservatives. I forget what the exact headline is. It's a terrible article.

It's not bad for Barstool. It's just a poorly written and unnecessary article. The Times? Yeah. Yeah, don't say. It was just about... Really, it wasn't negative towards Barstool. It wasn't negative towards Barstool readers or people who are Barstool conservative.

It was just like a weird article. The article was the guy talked to one person at a bar in Michigan who kind of likes Dave. I wouldn't call him a Barstool super fan by any stretch of the imagination. There's a Wikipedia page for Barstool conservatism. Really? What? That was the first time I heard the phrase. Barstool conservatism is a name for a type of conservatism in the United States associated with Dave Portnoy and his digital empire, Stoolies. and bans on abortion with tooth and nail, middle finger, unwillingness to accept liberal social norms,

such as gender pronoun usage and diversity, equity, and inclusion practices, and embraces sexual libertarianism. This is a long-winded classic, I'm physically conservative, but socially liberal. Exactly. And the article is even more convoluted. Actually, he was saying Trump ran on a pro-choice campaign, and I was like, I don't think so. Am I wrong on that? I would not have classified Donald like trump ran on a pro-choice campaign and i was like i don't think so am i wrong on that like i would not have classified donald trump's campaign as a pro-choice um he did he actually did say that though he would like skirt it i feel like in advance would be like absolutely not yeah so it's like the half the ticket was pretty popular or

pretty public about being but there are some examples of him being like i absolutely will not make like if there will be no federal ban. I think you know what you're doing when you let certain states run the show. But he did say that. He's very proud of overturning Roe v. Wade. So you can't really call that a pro-choice campaign. Yes, yes. And they do it under the guise of we want states' rights back.

Yes. But again, you know what's going to happen in Alabama and Mississippi and mississippi in certain states where they they describe it but like halfway let me just ask you what's the name of this the art the art the author because this this this wikipedia page says last edited 26 days ago by nat g so i was wondering if like this guy made this page yeah it's very short that's really it it's just that and then usage it it says Matthew Walter. I think that was his name. I think that was the writer's name. Go down.

Scroll down. Scroll down. Oh, what is the name of the author? Matthew Walter. Oh, there you go. So this guy did it. This guy. I mean, it says one early use of the phrase came from journalist Matthew Walter, who shortly after Trump's 2017 inauguration described the group of Trump voters as barstool conservatives.

But so this seems like this is one guy. Yeah. Yeah. This reminds me of when I made. It's basically the thesis of it, like Internet commenters tend to be conservative. Yeah. Yeah. No fucking.

But you know what? I shouldn't say that because there is a whole sect of the internet that are just liberal wackos too. I feel like I agree with that. I feel like those, I feel like liberal wackos usually have their name on it. Yeah. And conservatives are usually anonymous. Anonymous commenters.

I want that based out on my limited experience. I think at the extreme ends, it's probably all the same, but you're probably right that in the middle, you're probably right that in the middle it's it's you're more it's like it's like when someone says like i'm in the middle like that person's always a conservative like and i think in anonymous conservative autonomous anonymous people tend to be more conservative and probably in public say i'm in the middle somewhere yeah but then when they're anonymous they. Right. I saw a girl put up a video saying that there are little secret, little Easter eggs on dating profiles if you want to find a conservative man. And they're kind of things like that. Really?

Like if a man puts in his profile, like I'm in the middle. And she was conservative, so she was saying, like, you got to keep her. I can't remember some of the other ones, but it was all these things that are like, if he has a picture. Kind of what people usually make fun of. It's like, if he has a picture with, like, a bass in it, you've got a good conservative man. Like, keep him. So it was like their, what do they call those, dog whistles or whatever? But, like, in a good way.

But Barstool conservatism is like, bro, I'm telling you. I actually, I was going to tell this story a different time. Now I think this is a good time to tell it. but uh barstool conservatism is like bro i'm telling you i actually i was gonna tell the story different time now i think this is a good time to tell it i was this is the saturday before thanksgiving so like a week and a half ago i went to the gym and on the way home from the gym i was like i'm gonna treat myself i'm gonna get myself uh i walked by like a bagel place back to my apartment and i was like i'm gonna get he doesn't treat himself yeah like he's a diet you know i really john's cheat day every day is cheat day but i like to earn my little treats and um so i was like i pull in bagels is popping up what's that sorry pop-up bagels is popping up right now. What's that? Sorry, pop-up bagels is popping up. Really? Yeah. I'd love to try that.

It's a big bagel spot. Yeah. Treat yourself. Anything's got to be better than Bagel Pub. Bagel Pub, I order a bagel cream cheese, and it takes me 10 minutes to get out of there. It takes forever. It's good. I'm not cooking it, but it's like, just spread it out. Yeah.

Anyway, keep going. So I order. I go in. I get three buttermilk pancakes, one chocolate chip pancake, an extra street. Can you do that? You can order like by a la carte? Like one of these, one of those, one of this, one of that?

No, you can't, Kevin. So did you get like orders of them? So I just said that. I was like, can I do three buttermilk pancakes, one chocolate chip? So you got three? And they were like, yeah, sure. All good. And I was like, okay, three buttermilk pancakes one chocolate chip so you got three and they were like yeah sure all good and i was like okay cool and i started waiting and i'm waiting and it was waiting a little while and i was watching the guy in the flat thing and i was like that guy's pouring out a lot of fucking pancake and then and then i'm standing next to these two dudes who i overhear

and the first thing they say is they're like, playing drinking games with a bunch of fucking libs last night. And I was like, rolled my eyes. I was like, oh, boy. And they looked like my age. Even to say fucking libs, I feel like, is a younger person thing. And to play drinking games is a younger person thing. But they struck me as my age. You think so?

I feel like old people say libs. I think of it as the internet thing. I think the internet is the younger person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they recognize me. And they're like, Feidelberg. And I was like, god damn it. I fucking knew it.

Yeah. And they're like, yo, do you live around here? And I was in shorts last week, so I was like, yeah. I didn't fucking walk six miles to get here. Right. And they're like, where do you live? And I was like, yeah, like around a street or two down. And they're like, no, where, though?

And like the pussy I am, I was like, ah, ****. And then I, whatever, I live in ****. And they were like, no, and then I, I mean, whatever, I live in, and, um, and, and they were like, no, but like where? And then I fucking gave them the cross street and they were like, no, where? We live there. And I was like, in my head, I was like, I'm just, I didn't say anything publicly, but I kind of just like let it drift off. But in my head, I'm like, am I fucking telling you exactly where I live?

Like, that's a weird thing to tell. Like, if you were to ask a stranger that, that's a very weird thing. And it's a little bit weird. It actually might be weirder to ask a complete stranger than a person you recognize. Kind of, no. Yeah. Yeah. But I kind of just let it go.

And they're like, because Dave lives around here. And I was like, I don't think he does anymore. He definitely used to. But I don't think he has that apartment anymore. And they're like, no, when, I don't think he does anymore. He definitely used to. But like, I don't think he has that apartment anymore. And they're like, no, when you Google his address, it pops up. Oh, my God. Or when you Google the Davey Day Trader address, it pops up. And I was like, okay.

I didn't realize we're like Googling addresses. That's crazy. And then like the conversation kind of dies. And it just gets like kind of awkward. It's just three of us standing in the bagel shop. And like, clearly we're not talking anymore and they bring out my pancakes 40 pancakes bro they brought out there i got five i got they came in five so i brought out 20 pancakes you did get like four yeah so it brought you know when you get like a like a paper bag but

it doesn't close it can't close it you gotta use like like this yeah had to, like, pick up both pancakes, both bags of pancakes like that and just walk out. And they're like, who's got 20 pancakes? And I was like, I guess that's fucking me, man. I wanted four. And the guy, there's not even a language barrier. Like, the guy. No, I'll tell you what there is. There's a fucking brain barrier, dude.

You cannot order singular pancakes. Why not? That's not a thing. That's like ordering individual fries. What do you mean? I just got four pancakes. No, no, no, no. You order, like, pancakes is like a set of pancakes.

A short stack. I just, I don't eat a lot of pancakes. It was a treat. Clearly. No, when you get pancakes It usually will specify There's like an order of pancakes And there can be a short stack

Which is like two instead of four Five actually is a lot to be honest But like you don't get a pancake It's probably the first time I've ordered pancakes Since I was a kid Really? Pancakes are fine Waffles are better I was like can I Really? Pancakes are fine.

Waffles are better. I was like, can I do, I don't know, I just said, can I do three buttermilk pancakes, one chocolate chip pancake? And they brought out 20 fucking pancakes. I think if somebody worded it like that to me, I might be like, maybe I would double check, but it's like ordering what comes in multiple...

Dumplings. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be like, can I get, like, two vegetable dumplings and one beef dumplings? And thinking you're going to get three total dumplings. Well, I think of it like tacos. That's how you order tacos. But tacos don't come, like, if you were to say. Even tacos, sometimes they come in twos. Mostly they come in twos or threes, I feel like.

I only go to one place. The place I go to gets you. Singular, individual tacos. I don't know why you're trying to i go to singular like argue like your side when you were clearly brought like i don't think i was wrong i i'm not even arguing i'm not arguing like i wasn't wrong or anything like that but like the i i reacted like because i was about to say that's a great idea because i do want one of this and one of that and i don't want to order. It should be like pancake Chipotle. Yes. That's a good business idea.

Like, you can get the Malacart. You can get them. You kind of go down the line. Maybe you pick this, that, and the other because if I want, I don't want, I do like the classic, but I do want some chocolate chips, but I don't want four or five of each of them. Yeah.

So that was the reason why I was like, oh, shit, you can order the Malacart because it's such a rarity. But maybe that should be, you know, like think of like and because it's such a rarity but maybe maybe that should be you know like think of like remember dan's table cakes yeah that was you know for a but that was like can i get an order of pancakes for the table again i'm not i'm not like how dare these people are just a surprise to me to have 20 fucking pancakes come out like to have the guy see me and be like that dude wants 20 it's like it's like the ultimate he said three buttermilk one chocolate nah he meant five it's the ultimate when you order make it have an order and they put uh like five utensils in there

yeah yeah i'll say it's been the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. Having all the pancakes? Did you eat them all? I fucking... Pancakes are so good. I throw a pancake in a bowl, two scoops of ice cream, drizzle some syrup on it, mash it up. You know what I did a couple years ago? I just stumbled upon this. I was at a diner, and I was like,

you know when you're at the diner, you're like, am I in breakfast mode or lunch mode? Yeah. I got a burger, threw the bun out, made my bun pancakes. Oh, I've had breakfast sandwiches like that. Mm-hmm. A little charisse in the middle. What happens if you air fry a pancake?

Is it just kind of crispy? Probably. Probably becomes more like a... Toast. A latke. Latke? No. Don't the Jews do something like that?

I would guess latke. That's potato, right? That's potato. Potato, yeah. So it's actually... At one point in time, I had my own sandwich at a deli. you was do something like that i would that's potato right that's potato potato yeah my my at one point in time i had i had my own sandwich at a deli uh it was one of my pride and joy moments i think the place has since shut down but it was a uh a waffle oh the waffle oh sandwich it was a buffalo chicken sandwich but instead of uh bread it was waffle fries. Like a big waffle fry was the...

Yeah, it was good. It was really good. There was a stoolie who was a deli chef owner type thing. And he put it on there. It was all the way down to Atlantic City. And he always wanted me to come and I was like, it's so far away. I think I stopped there once when I was down the shore and got the waffle. It was fucking delicious.

Anybody else wants to make it again? Go ahead. So I was thinking about soup. And if you could, for some reason, like carbonate a soup, but you can't carbonate hot. So I was like, do you think you could carbonate a gazpacho? You can't carbonate hot? No. How come? Physically impossible?

Or you're saying people don't enjoy it? Physically impossible. Really? I'm going to challenge you. You're probably carbonating for like a second. I'm going to throw the red flag on that one. Like if you put a tea in a soda steam, or what is it called? Soda streams? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Have you ever heard of a. Like if you put a tea in a soda steam or what is it called? Soda streams?

Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Have you ever heard of a carbonated hot drink? I haven't. No. It's something about because the whole point is like the carbonation. But I'm saying I think it's physically possible. You might be right that nobody enjoys it,

but I think it's a matter of just like putting oxygen into a drink, right? I don't think so. Coca-Cola, at least it's hot. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. They could be carbonated. It'll stay for like a second. It won't stay.

It won't stay. Well, that's, yeah. So it looks like Coca-Cola made a double-chambered aluminum can to heat the beverage. So there probably is a problem with keeping it that way. You're right. It probably goes like flat. Yeah. But I do believe it's possible.

I guess because most drinks have sugar in them and if you boil a sugar like it breaks down to like it's not it's not boiling it's it's you can you can like that like boiling bubbles but i think you can carbonate something without heat yeah i guess i mentioned the soda stream so yeah but why have you never seen a carbonated hot drink? My guess would be that it's just not. I mean, you know. Yeah, I don't know if that's right. I just don't believe it. You know that Google's like going, like, they're like, oh, Google's going to die in five years.

Yeah, because it's just AI's answers and they're all wrong. Yeah, they're all wrong. Dude, I asked that the other day. It's also our fault that we don't feel like scrolling past the AI answer and just clicking an actual link also people like if i have to look something up making this job a whole lot there is a lot of value like i saw a tweet that went viral the other day and they were like maybe i'm dumb or maybe i'm old but like i do not i don't uh i don't get like ai like i like these people acting like ai has like changed their lives is like what are you guys doing with it and i i think it's one of those things like you are old and you're just you don't get like AI. Like these people acting like AI has like changed their lives. It's like, what are you guys doing with it? And I think it's one of those things like you are old and you're just,

you don't realize like good ways to apply it. I've always said, I don't think it'll affect my life. I'm sure it'll affect industries that I don't handle. Like I'm not going to use AI. Like there was a reply in the comments. I guess I was like, I type in like, can you make an Excel spreadsheet that does X, Y, Z, and it just does it for you. Yeah.

Oh, I'm sure, like, people. I'm sure it can't do, like, everything, but it's like, I need it to, like, you know, over time show the change and blah, blah, blah. And it's just like, bam. You give it the inputs and it does it for you. I think I'm sure there are things right now where I'm like, I use this. And you go, well, that's AI. I go, oh, okay. I didn't know that.

But, like, I don't go out of my way to, like, have an Excel spreadsheet. She was a step further. It was like she was kind of being, like, almost like hot girl. Like, I don't do things. Yeah. And she was, like, replying to the Excel guy being like, I have never touched Excel in my life. And it's like, well, okay. I mean, I don't know.

Yeah, you don't do anything. You don't do anything that AI might help. But people who do regular shit, like AI, if you think about how to apply it, I think most people think of it as like Boston robotics. And it's like, what do I need this robot dog for? And it's like, well, you know that summary you have to write at work every day? You can just do that. That kind of shit, I think. I was going to say the one thing that AI is universally, I think, helping everybody, the only thing is making emails more professional. Because I don't know how to write a professional email.

So you put your top. So I just write kind of what I want to say in my language, my idiot language. See, that's a smart application. That's a smart application. Do you use it for tracking? Well, I actually don't really have a need to. I don't really send professional emails. I was going to say, why are you sending professional emails?

These are just for me to make sense. It's hard for me to make sense. Just write what you want to write and hit send. We don't work at a professional company. But sometimes you got to sound a little bit more professional. You're going to email sales or something like that. I just don't want to sound like a fucking idiot. Like, you know, I don't know.

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how i'm not like ai can already smell it can already smell do we not see how we might possibly be ai and riddle me this riddle me this i told you about. I thought she was about to say, like, AI is getting dangerous. She went right to we are AI. No, no, no. We are AI. Okay. Okay. You don't know in your... I don't really know what this means, but just, like, I made this connection.

You know in your dreams, if you look down at your hands... I didn't know this. They're all going to be messed up. Like, kind of, it's like the one way... Okay. John also, like, hasn't dreamt in, like, 30 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know this?

Have you ever heard of this? Your hands in your dreams are always distorted. I feel like that's her saying that you can't carbonate hot drinks. I've never made that up. No, no, it's like a thing. It's like the thing is you're supposed to like if you want to be able to tell if you're in a dream, like your hands or somebody else's hands are going to be distorted. Do you dream in that much of detail?

Like my dreams are always kind of like I was here and this thing was happening, but not like I'm looking. No, but if I remember to look for it, then I'll be like, oh, I'm in a dream because those hands are messed up. Really? And which is weird because I also in life, I always make sure like if I'm locked next to someone like on a plane or something, I don't look at their hands because a lot of times they're messed up. So and that makes me whatever. But also, isn't it weird that ai the one

thing that they can't get right is hands i don't know exactly what the connection is but i'll tell you what's weird i'll tell you what's weird is that you've got freak hands the girl who's has weird nicole kidman free that sounds like just some internal shit working its way out call that projecting yeah like the the coders could have done me a little less It's weird. Nicole Kidman. That sounds like just some internal shit working its way out. Call that projecting. Yeah. Like the coders could have done me a little less. Everyone's hands are fucked up all the time. Would that be great?

Everybody goes around with their own insecurities. So, you know, AI is people who are bald. Like everyone's got a bald. If we were to like calculate what you guys talk about, probably, like,.1% is about my hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's probably a good chunk. But you bring it up.

I bring it up. My hands come up a lot. Because they're always there. Anyway. You could probably make $40 million doing weird, like, hand modeling. No, but nobody wants to see these things. I know.

They usually do, though. It's like the foot people want to see, the weird feet first of all they want to see your freak hands your paws show them okay but point is like ai is going to keep progressing and you guys are going to come back to me and you'll be like jackie we're so right like you called it i called it so your theory your theory is that this we are already ai already we okay then why did ai just learn how to smell if we've been able to smell the whole time because because like we're a we're like a really advanced version that at some point some timeline like somebody's created like already an ai version we're just like it's a it's all a loop it's all a loop so

we're it's just like what is the benefit of thinking like this what what is the benefit of thinking like this so none but like also kind of like then you know if i were to figure out like how to because like for example like butterflies can see we have three color receptors right butterflies have five color receptors so it's kind of like so they could see a lot more shit than we have that doesn't mean that it's not there so it's like if if well now i'm going on to something else but like if you kind of have this thought process of like what i see is not what's like all that i'm perceiving is not actually what's there like there's more possibilities more timelines there's more possibilities, more timelines, there's more like whatever.

Then it kind of like just gives me more optimism than being like, oh, I have to figure this all out. Cause I'm not like a religious person really. So it's like, if I have to think that I have to figure this all out on my own as a human being here, that's scarier for me.

If I can be like, okay, there's more than meets the eye. I can't even, what I, yeah. What, like if I want to be an astronaut right now, I'm kind of like, there's no chance I'm going to be an astronaut. But if I believe, like, in some timeline, you know, some AI version of me, I'm an astronaut. So then why can't I just be, if she's an astronaut, why can't I be an astronaut?

What are you talking about? Hey. I don't really know. You're on the answer, bro. I kind of got you. it makes you uh feel less hopeless yeah exactly like i was gonna say it kind of sounds like like the a little bit like religious like yeah it's like it's like narcissistic it's like i have to be more special than everything i'm ai like you're not special there's been people for fucking millennia. Yeah, but there's not saying, like, I'm not saying, like, my computer is special.

But it... But, like, we're at least... Well, you know what this kind of ties into? And I tweeted this a couple weeks ago. This will be Jon's least favorite segment of all time. But we almost need, like, a whole episode to do this. But there is a... There is a...

An experiment done. Basically basically the original concept was like imagine you had like water or particles air whatever you want to call it like flowing this way right and then there was a you put like a piece of paper like a wall there and you cut two slits in it and like uh let's say there's so imagine like little like BBs, like little like balls, like flowing through and some of them hit the wall and some of them go through the cracks. Okay. Right? They, when they go through the cracks, they just like wherever the cracks were is where

they end up. You know what I mean? So imagine it goes through like a barrier and then hits like a wall. Okay. Wherever the slits were are where those, those things hit, which makes sense, right? They're shooting electrons one at a time, and they're just doing it a bunch. And so by the end, you know how if you just were to throw darts at a wall, but since it's through the slits, it creates an 11 mark.

Okay. I think that we've got to like – Imagine there was like a bunch of like – Imagine there's like little paintballs, right? Okay. And they're flowing through and they hit – they go through a barrier that has two slits, right? And then they hit a wall after that. Okay.

All of the paint would be like exactly where the slits were, right? Yes. Because that's just what the ones went through and the ones that got blocked. I got you. Then they started to do it with electrons and protons and all that shit and when we got down to like a a certain level of like atomic particles it completely like defied all of that like they ended up everywhere instead of just where like the slits were okay and so they started to like analyze why is that like these these particles behave differently right then this is where it got

really fucking crazy and i don't know the full extent of it those particles when they were being observed by a camera operated one way and when they took the camera away they operated differently and it was like every it's like those particles like knew they were being observed and behaved a certain way when they were being observed versus when they were not being. Okay. Can I – Yeah, jump in. So it created like a – like the way when it wasn't being observed, it created like a wave pattern, which means like if you were to like push a wave, ripple out a wave in between those two slits, it hits the back of the wall in a way that's like instead of 11s it's like ones on matches yeah so in it means that like when we're not looking

everything's a wave pattern meaning everything's everywhere all at once meaning like in terms of schrodinger's cat like the that's what like kind of how you can explain schrodinger's cat like the cat is both alive and dead that's what like kind of how you can explain schrodinger's cat like the cat is both alive and dead that's why like everything like this phone is both here and here and here and here and here but then when we look at it like when we perceive it it collapses into one the best way it was described to me was like when you're playing a video game right you let's say you're outside of like a bill you're outside of a castle in a video game, and you see the outside of the castle.

When you go into the castle, the video game then renders all of the shit inside of it. But while you're playing that game to save memory and to make sure the file is not fucking huge, the inside of the building is not rendered until the gameplay is looking at it. And that was basically playing out in like a real life experiment where it was like these things only render and occur if it's being watched which is pretty fucking weird it's like these particles like only behaved i get a certain way knowing that it was being observed by people i guess i just don't understand how it affects me so so it's like well then it goes on to like that means that like there's different time travel

capabilities and like different universe you know it gets very abstract from there but the thought that like it it was like they had a camera and if it was on it was one way and if it was off it was another is fucking crazy to me unless you know unless there's some sort of like well the camera It was like they had a camera, and if it was on, it was one way, and if it was off, it was another. It was fucking crazy to me. Unless there's some sort of like, well, the camera light affects this, that, or the other. Yeah. But the way that at least this experiment was being posed was it was like if a camera was on it, if humans were watching it, if it was being observed in any way, it behaves one way versus not. And if it is, it works like a video game. First of all, what's to say that we're not just in a video not if it and if it is like works like a video game first

of all what's to say that we're not just in a video game if that's like how it works and like it's just but it doesn't mean that like before you walk into a room there's nothing there like there's there's it's like nothing but all but not but everything else it's like everything but like also it's like it's a path technique or it's like a it It's maybe a way to explain. It sounds like the visual version of if a tree falls in the forest. Yes. Yeah. They brought that up.

It's like, yeah, these things are not happening unless there is someone there to consume it. Which has been a question. Yeah. All right. Yeah, but I always thought of that as more philosophical. The fact that there was some sort of tangible experiment done with results that kind of proved that is a little bit wacky to me. Yeah. Imagine being able to prove like that tree did not fall.

I don't know how, you know, like, and then part of me is like, well, something had to be observing this if we have the results. Right. Of an experiment.

Yes. So like it's on some philosophical abstract level, those protons or whatever must have been being observed if we then had the end result like i'm not looking at it i'm looking at it but it's also like there was something if it like knows or whatever that it's being observed it would do the but they just look at the like the pattern caused by the but that's what i mean like that might maybe that qualifies as like observing you know. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

It's all very hard to wrap your mind around. Yeah. I think it's more just... But I thought that was pretty crazy. Yeah. That there was, like, a science experiment. Because it is all very philosophical. But if there is a way to, like, actually kind of prove it... If it works like a video game, why don't we think that maybe we're in a video game?

We already, like... We go to sleep like computers. We, like, get bugs. Like, cancer like computers. We, like, have a CPU like computer we like but is it also just more logical that we're basing yeah like we're trying to make things like us but also like that's there's just not like you could say both arguments it's 50 50 like i don't really see for me i don't know if it's 50 50 no it's pretty heavily weighted that we're people you can't prove no no but you can't prove that we're not no i can prove i'm a person no you can't yes i can no you can't myself open i can start bleeding right now no but that's just what you think like like maybe a very very advanced you the onus is on you you have to prove to me that i'm not a person

because i'm a person but but like if from jump street we were taught otherwise maybe you right yeah like also like if i think that we're like in a very early stage of ai where our brains can't even comprehend like like that ai might possibly have blood but like in order like if you want emotions like if they were to one day if we're developing ai and we're like actually it's better if like to work with emotional beings we need these ai creature like robots to be kind of emotional so then they start giving them like a little bit of serotonin and then they start giving them a little bit of like chemicals here and there and then for chemicals like 10,000 years down the line then you need blood then you need but like all this you're making a different argument now now you're arguing that ai one day will be a person no but i'm already maybe in a timeline or like in

in the future like or just in i don't know maybe we're like a speck of dust and like somebody out there has already created an ai version of like they're or they already have like created this ai version which is us and we're slowly like repeating history and like developing ai ourselves it's kind of like looking in a mirror like it's always we're always going to come to this where it's just a loop and that's all that like coding is is like loops and like that's like the fibonacci sequence and everything like if you look everywhere like even the way that we breathe that's a pattern the same that the way that like the waves move that's a pattern like it's all the same pattern everywhere everywhere you look even if you look at somebody's face like

every person's face you could be like oh that's a little bit of john that's a little bit of kevin that's like there's only so many faces in the world you know like everything's a pattern now i sound crazy but like also i just when people are like you sound crazy and everything, I'm like, but it's just as crazy to believe that we're not. That's just my opinion. I can see that. It's just like what you're taught as, like if you were to die, right? Let's say you died and then like the afterlife right after that was like you found out that there you were another being that was just like controlling you wouldn't you just be like oh that like so life's not even that's not

real it was just we thought we were like a living being but we were actually just like a little matrix thing like yeah like there's another world where you're not actually like a living breathing free will thing you're being controlled by something else and so life as you know it was not really a thing it was more of an experiment or a game or whatever like that right if we like had proof of that or some shit it would be like so this is not like that's not everything we've thought and everything we've been taught is not really the case anymore like if we died i'm lost like i think of it that way to me it's like

if you were to die and you go to the afterlife you'd be like oh wow all of that shit is true right like everything we've been told live and die and flesh and blood and then there's some sort of like afterlife but if there's another version of an afterlife if there's something after there's a reincarnation or a matrix or whatever

you would be like oh everything we were taught is not that way. Or yeah. Science is not correct or whatever. If we realized like this was all like a video game or like simulation or like whatever, I feel like I'd be like, well,

damn, I had more control than I thought that I had. I'd be like, I wish you made me talk about the simulation less. Yeah. I can tell. You know what I liked? I was watching. Like for me this is like

i feel like i'm like this fucking guy stop controlling this it's tough i mean i love talking about it too if you can't you can't talk about it with people who don't yeah like it or want to talk about it because it's like it's like it's like talking it's like it's like it's like a guy it's that meme of the guy grabbing the girl by the back of the neck like and it's always a joke about like fantasy sports it's like that or it's like i don't it's that meme of the guy grabbing the girl by the back of the neck, and it's always a joke about fantasy sports. It's like that. It's like, I don't fucking get this. I don't care about it.

I don't understand the importance of it. I don't understand how it affects me. So it's just not a transform. It's like talking to someone who's religious, and they're like, God put you here. I don't fucking care who put me here. I'm here. I mean, it's just another version of kind of belief. Yeah, exactly.

That's why it's like, I don't believe in that any more than like god because like there's no way to prove one or the other i guess but that's where i mean some of those experiments it's like if you start to prove it in a way that's almost why like i can believe in like energies and everything a little bit more because there's actually like then like a big man in the sky controlling something because like a little bit i could see like the scientific backing but like i don't know i don't know also it's like i could hear myself like it not being for some reason i'm just interested in it i don't know why i don't know why i think more people are probably like you than him though i don't think so i think there's i mean there's a reason why there's a million movies about it religion and philosophy and people study texts and debate and all that

shit people are interested in it it's hard to articulate sometimes if you're not like – I think it is people – it's very much like people who have been lost to religion, I think. Where like everyone – almost like what we were saying the other day. It sounded very high when I saw the clip where like everyone's looking for their locker room. Like everyone's looking for their belief system and why things are the way they are. I personally don't care. But most people have. Yeah.

Yeah, most people want to figure out a why. If you don't, you're like, who fucking cares? It could be a god. It could be a science. But it's also someone to either look. We've said it before about the algorithm. People talk about the algorithm like it's religion. Algorithm goes to AI, where it's someone to either blame when things go wrong

or thank when things go right. Some people need a, like, i have to latch on to the idea that there is a bigger plan because otherwise control like they want they hope someone else is the one in control or it's like you know everybody around me died and this is terrible right i have to believe that there's like a light at the end of the tunnel otherwise like fuck this yeah i'm fine being control this like that that's so overwhelming to me like i just have to like forgo this world alone and totally alone.

I gotta go up in my career by myself? Oh my god, I can't do that. Just post a gif. Yeah, I know. I'm watching The Day of the Jackal. Have you watched that at all? It's pretty cool. It's Eddie Redmayne, and he is an assassin and it's another cat and mouse i think that's the flavor of the

month right now yeah that actually reminds me i think the agency just started i haven't seen it yet but yeah it's got fast bender it's on showtime um a couple other stars fucking what's his name the black guy fucking with a deep voice uh he's like commissioner gordon and the batman yeah alfred r r arnold something with an a westworld guy right yeah yeah the guy the star of american fiction maybe that was maybe that's his character in uh westworld but the um jeffrey right um i feel like that's you know i was watching the old, which is Lithgow chasing Jeff Bridges. The Tehran that Dave watches is – I like that.

Lioness is basically – It's just too much one language. It's a lot of reading. It's too like – I like the subtitles as a helper. Agreed. I don't like relying on subtitles. I don't have to. Yeah, if you want to look away, if you want to look at your phone for a minute, you really can't do it.

That seems to be the big flavor of the minute. But Redmane is an unbelievable sniper. Snipes this guy at 3,800 meters. It's almost three miles away. And the guy, one of the experts, was saying it takes seven seconds for the bullet to get there. So you have to take into account the curvature of the earth, and you're looking at your subject, but you have to look into the future.

And he was sniping his time travel. It's so far away, it's a little bit of time travel. I was like, that's kind of cool. And that's where you can get abstract with it, where it's like with the distance and the curvature and the speed and this and that, like I'm here, and I'm going to shoot you in the seven seconds you. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's literally more just like the time it takes to travel. But if you think of it as like we're here now and i'm gonna kill seven seconds from you now is a little bit you know yeah it's like a cool way to visualize it it's so sick like they do the snipe so well like it just goes you know like like they're they they have security everywhere i mean i've always thought that like where where do you stop if you have snipers that can hit from, like, three miles away? Yeah. I don't know if this is true, like, real. I don't know what the actual furthest is.

But in the show, they're like, that's not possible. Like, how could this be done? And, you know, this guy is supposed to be so good that he can do it from 2.7 miles away. But how do you protect that? Shooter, I think, was 1, 1500 yards, which I think is a mile. Probably about that. Cause they said, yeah, they said 3,800 meters was like 2.7 miles in this. I mean, three miles away, you shoot someone that's fucking crazy.

But you know, so there's all these guys around and they're, they are looking for snipers, but he's so far away. And then you share and his head But he's so far away. And then you hear – and his head. It's so sick, man. It's a good one. What's it called? The Day of the Jackal. The Day of the Jackal.

Cheap. Which is funny though because like when I – and I think of the Jackal. Remember the movie, right? The Jackal? I only ever saw it but I know it. So like Bruce Willis and it's like two assassins, snipers dueling at each other. And in this one, like at one point, they're like, what should we call you? Like, they don't want to use real names.

And he's like, call me the Jackal. And everyone's kind of like, whoa. And they're, like, Googling that and shit. And I'm like, I don't even know. Did you see the Bruce Willis movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, that shit is 30 fucking years old. No, they have not seen that.

I do feel like, I don't know if it's because the writer's strike was over, if shit was written before the writer's strike and now coming out or people got to work once it ended. I don't know what, but I feel like we're on a big up, up kick on TV of, of at least things that people are talking about. Like you at least got it, got to check it out. Yeah. Like, I feel like we went through a phase there were for a while i was not watching i was watching like reality tv with like waiting for like the dragons and waiting for i don't know a couple like apple tv shows that i felt like i was the only one watching i really feel like we were in a pretty big lull of television for a while and now i feel like it's cooking i would agree to an extent but i think all the shows we were talking about are in like season three. Yeah, so maybe it's a matter

of just, like, catching on. It's not, like, new shows, really. I just say the Jackal's new, but, like, you know, the Shrinkings, the fucking, I guess Presumed Innocent was season one. That's kind of how it happens.

Slow Horses is season four. Remember, I mean, Breaking Bad was, like, a season five thing for most people. So that tipping point does take a while, especially now with, when you're like, oh, I gotta put that on my list. I gotta watch it. bad was like a season five thing yeah yeah so that tipping point does take a while especially now with when you're like oh i gotta put that on my list i gotta watch it there's just so

fucking much right but i feel like there's like four or five shows now that i'm either watching or have to watch the old man starts out so so i i don't know if we've mentioned lioness on the show i feel like people are like everybody who i've told to watch Linus has come back and been like, yup, that's the shit right there. And so I was watching The Old Man, and the first two to three episodes of that is fucking just as good. Awesome. Jeff Bridges is like the old man who used to be in the game and and was living a peaceful life and now he's getting sucked back in lithgow uh was he's the guy from dexter trinity killer and third rock from the sun that guy he is the like the cia guy who was like working on his case when he was active like

chasing him and so they have like this history together where it's one of those things like i was chasing you and trying to stop you but we have like this history together where it's one of those things that like I was chasing you and trying to stop you. But we have like this mutual respect for each other, that whole thing. And now it's like, you know, they're old men and they're at it again. And the first the first episode I remember watching the Lioness pilot. I was like, this is the one of the best single episodes of TV that's like ever hooked me. And I was thinking I was going to like write a blog of like what are the best premieres and thinking,. And thinking I'm not going to find another one like this for a while. And within two weeks. I mean, the old man is so fucking good in the beginning.

By episode four, we're getting out of control. It went downhill. I don't even think I made it to four. A lot of people warned me. I loved episode one. Episode one, two, even three. Three started to be like, if you were really this diabolical of an assassin type of guy, you would not be making some of these decisions.

And then by four or five, it's like, yeah, we're out the fucking way now. And everybody warned me of that. And I was like, how bad could it get? Because it's worth it if this first two are so good. And real quick, I'll probably still watch it with just a different expectation. We use Apple TV. That is on FX, which you can get on you know i think i watched it on prime hulu hulu yeah yeah but um the the day of the jackal the old man lioness i watched silo on apple tv uh i liked the did you watch the dune no i like the dune. I like Dune, but I like it in a theater.

And I actually have watched them both at home probably once or twice. But I like the visuals of it and all that stuff. I remember Jeff D. Lowe saying that. He's like, you're going to take away all the things that make Dune Dune. I don't really. To me, all that stuff is always extra. It's cool to be in the theater. But I think if you rely on that, I don't think your story is that good.

You know? But, like, I don't really care about a story like that unless there's something else. I'm almost the opposite. It's like those things, I'm like, I still watch it on my TV. I'm like, that was a cool shot. It doesn't need to be 50 feet for me to be like the way that looked was cool. So it's like an extra when I'm in the theater and not like a necessity. So I can watch that.

All fantasy stuff, my self-imposed rule is like if it becomes a cultural phenomenon, I'll watch. If it doesn't, it's not really like my genre, so to speak. I mean, if you like Dune, it's like you get to see like the first time the voice is used and you get to see where the motherhood like started and why it started and shit. So I'm a nerd for that dude and shit. So there's like five or six shows I'm watching now that I feel like I have not had a rundown of shows like that since years ago.

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we got bald stool sports. The boys went over to Turkey. There's two things. First of all, I'm, like, super FOMO jealous. This seems like such a fun fellas trip. Just a little medical tourism for the boys. Yeah, like it's so stupid and silly and unique that it's like remember that time we all went to turkey and got hair transplants like that that's something that not a lot of guys can say everyone does a bachelor party and a golf trip and a this and a that but everybody you have to shave your

head right that like yeah yeah so everyone's got yeah i mean like they all look fucking ridiculous that was great like yeah i was gonna say he could just be a bald guy it doesn't work um i feel like i keep like saying stuff about white socks dave like i feel like it looks like i really like love white socks dave but like he kind of looks good he kind of looks good in this video that he posted when he's like his eyes are kind of bald well that's the thing with everyone who's balding they look better when they shave their head yes so you're like oh you look great might happen is like if it doesn't if it works for you great if it doesn't you just be a bald guy yeah and it's hard i'm sure it's very hard to make that jump i've i've always thought that i'll like i would i would rather shave my head before i like you know hold on it's like a

comb over yeah but i'm sure it's a lot easier said than done. I was gonna say, that's one of those things like, I might as well tell you that sitting here right now, but when I got seven strands left, that's also what I, what I want to, I think,

you know, it was one thing when Dave did it, we got a, you got a, you got to know who's natural and who's taking PEDs. You know what I mean? These guys all come back and have great heads of hair, it's like, well, okay, fine. But come on.

It's like baseball in the steroid era. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It's like these guys are on the juice. They're on like the anabolic steroids. I'm taking like the Propecia and shit. I'm doing like andro you know and you're like griffey you're just natural you know and there's like there should be more points

to that there should be more like yeah griffey didn't break the record but it's and you know because he's gotten injured and broke down a little bit because he wasn't cheating so who's got the best hair i don't know maybe one of these guys come out with the best head of hair in the world but it's cheating. You know what? Again, probably a grass is greener type thing. I live every day in constant fear that I'm going to go bald. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every day.

You know what I do? Well, this is part of the point to my narcissism. So I recently was getting my hair done, and the woman was like, oh, my God, you have such beautiful hair. And I was like, I know. I'm always so scared it's going bald. And she goes, not even a little bit. Look, I can't even remember my hands through it.

And I was like, I knew you were going to say that. Yeah. You're efficient. You're efficient with that one. Tell me how much hair I have. Tell me how much hair I have. Tell me how much hair I have. But there is a fear of like, it's like you've already gone through the fire.

And it is what it is. You've accepted it or not accepted it and now you're doing something about it. But I can understand that. Ken Jack kind of looks like Muslim. Asalaamu Alaikum. For real. I guess it's not cheating because it is like your hair, right? It's like, you know, it's just hair from a different place.

But it's cheating because it's like, you know, your body wasn't fucking, you know, your body wasn't doing it. Now, the real question, though, and I think they've talked about this a little bit, is like, I think it's going to work well and work better for some others, for some people than others. You know what I mean? So if you go to Turkey and you do all this and it doesn't work, like, these guys have all got to be thinking, like, I can't wait to have hair. Or do they know to, like, temper their expectations? Because, like, if it doesn't work, that sucks. That's such a, like like you know what i mean yeah you're thinking like i'm gonna have this full head of hair it's like no you're still pretty bald

like that most people it works for right like i don't know that's what i i'm not sure at least the famous people who get it done you know dave yeah uh but i think there was some concerns that white socks dave like didn't have enough in the back to like so i'm sure they i didn't even think rudy had a fucking problem why is rudy there apparently he has some he's got like the crown yeah they said they found it at um barcelona doors what was it the the camping thing they did oh yeah there was a drone shot oh yeah he was like what the hell is that that's okay that that's a good example of like like i never you know never thought of him and i'm sure he didn't either and then you're like wait yeah what the fuck holy shit what are you you know um

yeah he's got he's got the ring light going yo keep it in your pants i've actually made like 10 comments on camera so you know who this like really sucks for is is the guy who was just in here last. When Captain Cons was talking all that shit, like, I've accepted this, and now this is what I do. I get that, and there's honor in that. But when everybody else comes back with a head of hair, it's like, well, fuck. Yeah. There ain't no honor in 10th place on the home run list, baby.

Exactly. Right. It's like, cool, man. You don't do steroids. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. I was about to say, he doesn't necessarily need it either. He needs it.

That's Kencheck? That must be after. No. I think that's before. Holy shit. I would have never noticed in a million years. He did a good job of hiding that. When Eddie said that, I was like, not at all.

Yeah. Did Marty do this? Yes. Yeah. He's pretty public about it. Yeah. Okay. I was going to say he he yeah i mean this

is it's very funny and that like nick nicky is is the youngest of the bunch right so he he needed to do it honestly that's probably been the highlight of the trip so far for me was the dancing video of him and and the replies he had to it where it's like me and annika broke up and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah like dude i thought you were dancing with your sister yeah that was that's there's that's the least sexual video all time i love that too but i don't know enough like i'm sure there's a lot of people who knew that he was dating like within the company so there's a lot of chatter about it like but it in in my view i was like you nobody needs to make anything about this but i'm sure his mentions you know a

couple people said it you know it's we're not we're not connected to that like part of barcelona but yeah like i was like boy this this turned into i would have never known any of this my my gut reaction was like oh damn nikki smokes sister wine like i don't know it's just too dancing like they're at like a nightclub in the in the hotel. It's one of those discotheque, like, go to our club and our hotel, and he's dancing with this girl. And it's very twirling hand. His replies. And I guess he was dating that girl, Annika, and they broke up. Because people were like, oh, you can't come home now.

And he was like, let me just get ahead of this we're broken up like this was just i was just dancing for fun this was not it was but it was a very like oh you know if if it's one of those things where maybe he deleted them it could be yeah is it right there oh wait no it's you gotta wait a second. Yeah, right after. Right. Yeah. I think it's probably it's a good thing to learn. Like, you got to take a step back and be like, how many people out there are going to see, let alone comment or even think about, want on Don's video of you at, like, midnight on Sunday dancing?

You know what I mean? It's's like now it's a thing uh but but yeah i i also understand the feeling of like i just got to get ahead of this and and say it but yeah it's just like such a yeah it's like how you dance like your daughter yeah yeah your daughter dance thing you know no one was like oh boy mickey's out there laying fucking pipe dude he's fucking this girl this girl's gonna get the smokes um so everybody will come back you know we'll see how it all i wish you know it's we gotta wait now it sucks because like just for the results yeah yeah but uh it's one of the it's one of the better, like, because there's also an inherent, like, you know, guys just admitting that they're, like, insecure about this and want to, you know, I want to have hair.

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we're on our quarterly Mincy story of Mincy, you know, fucking something up at work and becoming the talk of Barstool. Mincy won round two of the Barstool Survivor Pool with DraftKings, the touchdown survivor where every week you pick a person to score a touchdown. Vibs won the first one and he got to put up a $40,000 bet, stupidly bet against the Dodgers. And then round two, Mincy was the last man standing and he got a $25,000 bet to make.

And, of course, the whole idea is it pick. It's one man who picks one bet, and then we all watch that person sweat it out on a live stream. And it was Mincy's day to make the pick, and he just didn't make his flight and didn't make it to the stream because he got to the airport at, like, 6.05 for, like, a 7 o'clock flight on, I think, like, Saturday of Thanksgiving. It was Sunday. Sunday, yeah.

Sunday of Thanksgiving, like when everybody is going back home from traveling. Like probably the only, the second most traveled day of the year when you're traveling to Thanksgiving. You know what I mean? So obviously, you know, you're going through security and all that shit. 50 minutes is not even remotely close enough. And just missed the stream. I don't even know what happened with the bet. Does it

even count anymore? He does not get it. Did it hit? But he doesn't get it? I don't know if he made it. He even got to put it in. I guess I don't know what his bet was, but he didn't get to put it in. Which is absolutely fair. Yeah. I didn't realize

until right now I was thinking it was he won the weekly, so he had the $1,000 free bet. I didn't realize. right now I was thinking It was he won the weekly So he had a $1000 free bet I didn't realize I read it a million times but I hadn't registered it in my head So he got a chance for $25,000 for free Yeah

Or whatever your winnings are Or no I don't know You could do a long shot bet And you hit it And it's like a free lottery ticket That you just throw in the garbage I don't know how it works. Yeah, no, I mean, you could do, like, a long shot back. Yeah, you could have millions of one, and you hit it, and, you know, it's like a free lottery ticket that you just, like, throw in the garbage. Right. And it's a free lottery ticket that is, like, work-related.

Like, it's not just a lottery ticket. It's like, this is part of your job. And once again. I've gone through it all, because at first I thought it was he just missed a stream, which, you know, again, is classic fuck-up and all that stuff. But, you know. There's a million of. But there's 10 other guys on the couch. It's not that big of a deal. And then I thought it was he missed the $1,000 free bet.

And I was like, well, that's a sad deal. And, like, you should be there for that. Now that I'm realizing it's the $25,000 free bet. This is like a six-week thing. Yeah. Like, this is half the NFL. This is half of DraftKings' advertising with us. And, like, as far as I know, our biggest advertiser is certainly one of them.

I can imagine. And just fucking didn't show up. I thought it was crazy. Again, now that I'm realizing it was half of the DraftKings' advertising with us for the NFL spend is fucking insane. Fucking insane. When these things happen, it's one thing to be working and fuck up.

Like, you know, with the N-word and some of the things he's done. Missing things. I guess he missed the combine too, right? Yes. I forgot about that. If you're doing work and you're like, you know, Mincy, we hired like missing things i guess he missed the combine too right that's yes because i forgot about that work and and you're like you know mincy we hired like a fucking goofball and you know when he's and he's

on camera and he acts like a goof it's like well that's what you get you know but you need to but when you start to get the reputation of missing things i don't show up to things or i'm but even that falls under it's like he was trying to get there he's just too dumb to get to the airport on time and it's like that is also kind of like you get what you pay for you know like you get what you hire um and then there's the third level of like this is mincy's value that like four times a year you get to talk about this on unnamed show and ryan whitney's fucking dying laughing and everybody you know makes memes and videos and all that shit so it's

like it is the it's failing upwards the the terrible part of like that gray area and and like i i'm sure there are parts of it that suck for mincey and you know there's a lot of people here in that gray area with dave where it's like he kind of just likes to laugh at you yeah you know like you're trying hard but you know that you're also right you're you're it's kind of like we were just talking about with the guest where it's like you find out what you're good at and you keep doing and then you know you kind of you want to do a million things but you're like this is my bread and butter this is what i'm good at right and then i'll extrapolate from there and And when it's constantly told to you, like my bread and butter,

what I'm good at is fucking up and Dave laughing at me. You're kind of like, well, I'm just going to keep, not even intentionally. You subconsciously probably refrain from fixing it because you're like, I don't know,

this is when I do my best quote unquote work. I think at some point that really runs this course though. I agree wholeheartedly, but I can see the psychology of it, of being like, well, I don't need to get better because this is what I...

I think it's... I don't think he's doing that. I think he just actually... I don't think he's making active choices, but I think... Right. I think once it happens, he's probably like,

well, I don't know. We're going to, like, roll with the punches like always. But I think he was like, I got to get to the airport and was like, yeah, an hour sounds good. And then was like, fuck.

I agree with that. It's not that he's getting worse or doing it on purpose. It's just he's not getting better. Better. Right. It's almost like people would like, I'm going to set an alarm. I'm going to like, you know, whatever. I can't fuck this up.

Who's got more fuck ups than me? Like, I it's, you know, I've done it a million times. But the like. I probably have more fuck ups than you. But like evolutionaries, evolutionarily speaking, like if you think about it, like, like in the fucking like how, you know, you know, our ancestors used to learn like these berries are poisonous. Stop eating those berries. He's the berry. But those berries are fucking to make them stronger. And you're like, oh, I don't know.

You keep telling me they're poison. And the whole town's talking about me. I turn to the Hulk when I eat the fucking berries. So what am I going to do? Well, that's the rub, though, is that you run the risk of it being like, hey, this is just another mincey fuck up, right, boss? Until he's like, no. But that's also, it pisses me off. But I can see, it's almost unfair to them.

Well, you rewarded me the last 20 times. Yes, yes. Why am I in trouble this time but like at some point like you said it's like when your bread and butter is if you think your bread and butter is just like fucking up at work that's like i don't know yeah he's trying you know and hasn't found his niche yet so like for the time being but it's like i don't know that that that's it that's a it's like there's been a lot of work from a lot of people to to build this place and then you get to come in and just like be bad at it yeah that's your that's your way of doing it it's like you know you're part of the team and it's like

somehow striking out every at bat is like good for the team right it's like what no i'm i'm like working my ass off here trying we have we have a lot of people like that here now and i think i think we just like living in the gray area as a company i don't know where it comes from or who starts it or whatever everything comes from the top it's probably dave i've had some high reaching people i i level people reach out to me be like hey that sucks about the frank stuff or like hey what do you think about this i'm like why are you asking me and they're like like just curious about like stuff and i think we have to stop living in that gray area i think as a company we have like this is just do you have do you have natural needs or

are you mentally like that's like that that's it that's the question because if you're mentally ill there's a fucking 10 million of you here. We all got mental issues. Right. You got to fucking rein in it at some point. And we push through it. Yeah. But if you got special needs, congratulations. You're doing amazing.

If you're special needs, you're like. I got to know the fucking answer. Which one is it? If you're special needs, you are a rock star. You know? I try not to like, everybody has their path here, right? You can either be, I'm just like wildly talented and I went to the moon or I'm like not the best but I work hard or I caught a wave and I'm making the best of it or I'm just straight up lucky. And then the final one is like I'm a brick watch salesman.

You know what I mean? And it's like the internet is you know in like sports and team it's like are you good or are you not this is kind of like it can happen many different ways yeah yeah and yeah are you hurt are you injured that's the personal version yes you special needs are you mentally yeah yeah because there are people it's like it's like you might i i stream every day i had five podcasts i i talk 20 hours a week and it's like cool. And I do one-tenth of that and we make more money or the same money or whatever. Them's the breaks.

But – so I try not to like ever be like – this bothers me being like having been here for so long and like worked hard because it's just like, I don't know. Everybody has their own way of providing value or whatever. But there is something we gotta know if special needs Just tell me what I'm working with. That's all I need to know. And I do need to know if like,

are you really just like, you keep fucking up honestly? Or are you like, because if someone is like, oh yeah, I fucked up, but like, it'll be all good. Like, we're all gonna laugh about this and i'm totally fine like fuck that yeah like then then i think you should get fired like get out of here if you're just like oh yeah it doesn't even matter if every single time it happens you're just like fuck i can't believe i screwed this up because like i'm

special needs man then like you know hey it's on the table but a good amount of people but if it's like oh i'm just like depressed and i like fucked if it's like I'm just depressed and I fucked up It's like no no no We all have that I've taken advantage of that for years on end Eventually You gotta snap out eventually Right

And I don't know the answer to any of those questions That we just posed with Ben Mintz You gotta put in the work to get better at some point Right We'll find out which way it goes I don't know It will be interesting to see It's not even snap out. You got to put in the work to get better at some point. Right, right, right. We'll find out which way it goes. I don't know. It will be interesting to see.

When you fuck up good morning with mints, it's funny. Dave laughs at it. You fuck up a DraftKings ad deal, a Dunkin' Donuts ad deal. That's when Dave snaps, Dunkin' Donuts awards and things like like that so unnamed show i think will be an interesting one this week uh we'll find out the fate of mincey at least or how dave views all this but um one of a kind i mean did you see his video this morning crying that's the other part is like that happens you're like i mean it wasn't full blown tears But he certainly is fighting back tears

Yeah I mean that's when it's like When he's so apologetic And like Sub pills Let me see this It was the 335 one We don't have to watch 335

Hi Monday morning I'm back in the barstow office and i really could barely sleep last night because i could not stomach this uh mistake i made yesterday missing this flight and letting big cat and day portnoy and all my co-workers down it was completely unprofessional and uh honestly i mean, Dave and Big Cat specifically have been so good to me. I mean, Dave's had my back through so much stuff. See, that's what happens. Yeah.

So much has been done in my few years up here with, I mean, can't even count all the good stuff. And I'm taking this extremely hard. I just really thought about it. I mean, stories say this all the time, and they're right. I'm one of the luckiest people in the world.

So the thing here is, when this camera cuts, is he still down and out? You know what? I came around on it. When that camera cuts, he's 45 years old. It doesn't matter what his reaction is. You're right. You're right you're right you're right like

like if it was another job you'd just be like you're you're a grown man shut the fuck up you're right like even my fuck ups like i was like 24 like you know i should have been a man i should have been an adult yeah but i wasn't it was more okay when you're like Early 20s Where it's like I don't know I guess Mintz is probably 45 I don't know exactly how old he is I was about to ask Is that a real number

I don't know That's what he Mintz could be one of those guys We find out he's like 27 Yeah You're like I don't know man No he's been around the block

He's gotta be At least my age So he's gotta be At least 40 something He's an adult man For sure Even by modern standards Like if I had to make a video

being like, I'm so sorry I missed my flight like that, I would be like, oh my God, this is fucking mortifying. This is crazy. You know, like, so yeah, you're kind of right.

Once you gave the aww, I was like, yeah, this is my point. This is my point. What are we working with? Just tell me what we're working with and I will respond in kind. But I don't know.

I have to know. Yeah, because if it was just somebody looked different sounded different lived differently you would be like shut up man you know what it's like it's like i'm i'm a fucking here it is here it is i'm a waiter okay and i come out to the table and i go what would you guys like for dinner and and well i guess you guys wouldn't be at the table some other people would be and and they go we want the chef to decide and I go well do we have any food allergies and they go we want to keep that a mystery well I have to know if you have food allergies or not because it's gonna have a huge effect on what i say next we like to keep people on our toes yeah the the course of action greatly depends on me knowing that information

that's so good that's exactly what it is we like to keep that right on the line well i'm gonna look like a real fucking asshole then if i bring out some grains and you guys have a gluten allergy you know what what it is? It's also, we like to keep it a mystery, but there's definitely something. Like the food is definitely not normal. Like it will have some sort of effect on us. Will it kill us? I don't know. But something's going on.

There's no shot of this all just goes well. If I say, if I bring out what I'm going to bring out and you have a food allergy i look like a huge asshole right now totally that's fucking perfect what an analogy that's so good uh all right we we ran long doing some uh thanksgiving recap so we'll do some we'll do some extra voicemails next episode make sure you get in some voicemails you know talking about the holiday and everything else um so um yeah anything else we're good no i'm good all right we'll see you next episode សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you. Bye.