KFC Radio - Our Shoes Have Been Endorsed by Pornstars Ft. Bussin With The Boys

Episode Date: May 31, 2022

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yeah. All right, let's do it. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. We're doing it live for the people on YouTube, so a little twist for you. Get to maybe see some of the things that we would ordinarily cut so let's hope we don't get in too much trouble uh fights looks like he's still in rough shape man jesus christ grow up get get healthy dude i don't know i've been sick for 10 days i know you got

i don't know man i don't know what's going on but i do i want to give you a morning um do you have aids no i'm taking three covid tests i don't know what's going on, but I do want to give a warning. Do you have AIDS? No, I've taken three COVID tests. I don't have COVID. I didn't take an AIDS test. My mom, just because we are live, so I do want to get ahead of this in case I say anything untoward. My mom just gave me

a painkiller. It's all my mom's shit. It's just a lot. She gave me a painkiller. It's all my own shit. It's just a lot. Very achy and shit. She gave me a painkiller and she said, be careful. These are strong. Then after I took it, I said, what was that? She told me 800 milligram ibuprofen.

Things could get a little crazy. Watch out, man. That can get addictive. don't don't operate any heavy machinery don't you know don't mess around with that john uh you are a hero for for persevering through this 10 days sick and 800 milli running through what do you got a little little lemonade there for the people limeade in fact underrated drink hugely underrated drink when i was in college uh i used to uh just get whole limes and i would get the brita out and me and my roommate in sophomore year of college would just drop a whole limes into our water and just kind of let it you know like you were making nice

tea with the tea bags we would just do it with whole limes like at nice hotels where they do that with like the orange water but you know what i don't like about that i don't like when people just put the fruit in it i like you to squeeze it in because when you get like just a just a taste of lemon it's kind of like oh am i drinking water or am i drinking like something in it with a squeeze of the lemon it's like we're doing fresh lemon water you you know? Mm-hmm. That's right.

That's right. How about the people who put lemon in Coke? Weird move. People who drink Coke, weird move, bro. No, suck my dick, Mr. Waterman. Go blow me. And lime it. But you know when, like, usually they put the lemon wedge in the Diet Coke,

and then they came out with the one that already had lemon in it. Like weird ass move. Coke already loaded with sugar already has his flavor. Don't need to fuck around with lemon. Why make that shit sour? Water. Pretty plain. Needs a little kick soda.

Not so much. I mean, I'll give you that. I'll give you that. John's like, I don't even know how to talk about anything other than water. The only thing I drink is whiskey and water. That's it. What an asshole.

We got a bunch of shit that just popped up in the office. So let me, and then we got, we got a few things to get through from the weekend office. Yeah. Because we got, I'm speaking to the office because there's a lot of promotion going on right now for father's Day presents.

Uh-huh. I didn't even notice, by the way. I guess there is. Are people respecting Father's Day? I didn't really. People, it seems like barstool employees are promoting Father's Day merch. And I got to say, I look at the Father's Day page and and I it's almost like the Godfather meme where it's like, I know a bunch of Italian guys who wear like a dog tag on on like around their neck, like a like a dressed up nice dog tag.

You know, why not that? Why not that for Father's Day? Huh? Why can't we actually get something nice for a change? Speaking of the dog tag, Dave, I saw the Dave Portnoy Show Instagram threw out an idea recently that there's almost like a barstool gang. I guess

his buddy, some dude, I don't know, Manager Michael or whatever his name is, something like that. They all have palm tree necklaces and he threw out the idea that made men at barstool when when you're made man you get a pirate dog necklace i kind of like that i actually i i don't know i hope i'm a made man you're a made man you're a fucking made man actually no you know you never know what they they will give like jersey jerry one or something like that and we'll be on the outs the, I like the idea of the pirate.

I also, I don't hate the idea of just, I can't be like a dog tag because that's like military, but something that is just like, you have your date of like your established date of when you started, you know what I mean? Like an ID number. That's like,

you know, we just like tap in the, you know, you just engrave the thing with your first day, your name, your nickname, what your podcast is, whatever, where this is just informational. And you only get it at like your because you know what? We've talked about this before. The anniversary celebrating at Barstool. It was out of control a few years ago.

Now it's it's it is it's an avalanche that is just, it can't be stopped. We get full-blown threads from people about their two-year anniversary and manifestos from their five-year anniversary. And most of it's just like my year anniversary.

Oh, this was 18 months ago I got interviewed. These are not fucking things. These are not events, life events that you're supposed to be celebrating so i think after only and they're all done by someone they're all done by someone by people who would get mad at their girlfriend being like we celebrate like it's been a six month anniversary you want to celebrate that because your job man who's the fuck about your job yeah dude i mean it's it is there is some some uh warped

perception of what goes on here um but but yeah after like 10 years maybe should we call it that you know you got to be a 10-year employee before you get one like well we'll have the originals right like the made men and then to be a new one you have to have 10 years under your belt or is it just like made man that's it like it's just like because because like i'm thinking about it like the sons of anarchy like you have the president and the vice president and the sergeant at arms you have the guys who sit at the table but it doesn't mean that nobody can join the the gang the club again you know yeah no I wouldn't say no one can get one, but I don't think it would be based

on time served. It could be six years. It could be 15 years. It's like whatever the Supreme Court justice said about porn. You know it when you see it. I like that.

Maybe there's a yeah maybe we can have a vote like a vote for if if you know like if i see it and i think it but you don't we'll have to have again like sons of anarchy you sit at the table with the gavel and we vote people in or not because there's probably there's probably people who have been here for you know a year where you're like oh this motherfucker is gonna like take it to the top you know uh but and then there's other people who have been around for a you know, a year where you're like, ah, this motherfucker is going to like take it to the top, you know? Uh, but,

and then there's other people who have been around for a while who maybe you wouldn't consider made. So yeah, you got to give it the eyeball test and everybody gets some sort of, uh, you know, jewelry necklace. That would be the only way you would get me to wear jewelry.

Like a neck. I would, I've always said, i've always said that the i thought the pirate dog i think they are making some merch now because of the day for my show i thought that i thought that the the pirate dog was our most underutilized and it was somebody it's dave's thing so that's what's crazy you would you would think that dave being the creator of it would be like put it on a shirt put it on a hat put it on everything it is it's i think it's like his logo of his show now and it's you know getting much more use but um i'm surprised that it hasn't been plastered everywhere because it's a it's a

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insured. It comes in a discreet packaging so it doesn't ruin the surprise. And you can get $50 off a $500 purchase when you go to BlueNile.com and use promo code Kevin. So Memorial Day weekend, this is ordinarily, this is a tough weekend for me. This is one of those weekends where I usually am debating the worst days of the year because the Tuesday after Memorial Day, when you have dove back into the deep end of it is that you go and you dive headfirst into, you know, 72 hour binges and you come back sunburned and and bank accounts empty. And you're like, holy shit, I've got, you know, I only got like two, three days to recover before we're going back out there. And so that first morning back at work is usually like oh my god i'm gonna die from this hangover

now it's not one of the it's not the worst day because it's the beginning of summer and you still have a lot of fun to come but it's one of those like it's a grind to get through that tuesday uh but at this age i don't it's another day it's like i don't even know you know i can't call it one of the best i can't call it one of the worst because it's just... Are we just going to wince through the whole show? What's going on? You're right. Just what I'm trying to swallow. Just what I'm trying to swallow.

No swallowing. Just imagine if you sat there and just drooled the whole show. Dude, I'll be honest. Today, we're talking worse days. Dude, somehow I'm the sickest today. It's crazy. What is wrong with you? It doesn't make's crazy. What do you think it is? Is it allergies?

I don't think so. It's like swallowing glass. How big of a pussy would you feel if you became an allergies guy? That's one of the biggest pussy things in the world, right? It's allergies. If you've got allergies,

you can have allergies if you talk about allergies you're a pussy as nick pulls out his fucking his his medication there like yeah i don't know man the the the anyone else have the sniffles today like i don't give a fuck dude it physically pains me to get out of bed every morning. You think I give a fuck about the sniffles? When people are like, no, no, dude, it's really bad. My throat hurts and my eyes hurt and my head hurts. I'm not saying that it's not

uncomfortable. I'm just saying that's my everyday fucking life, dude. I get it around the clock. I have ailments that would make fucking the toughest men in the history of the world that would make them weak if i told them what what my back and my groin and my hips feel like every single day you think i give a fuck that there's a high pollen count what are we talking about here you Yo, honestly,

when you check the Weather Channel and you see that little alert, allergy alert for today, that should just, for me, there should be a little alert every day I wake up on my iPhone, like life alert. Your life is in shambles. Your body is in shambles. Just be warned that today might be the

day your body just gives up, okay? You might fucking die today. I don't give a shit that the dandelions are in the air. I don't care that the white tree that splits the cum everywhere is in your nose and you're going to sneeze a lot today. Okay? Give me a fucking break, allergies. You might want to bring a pack of Kleenex on the road today. Oh, my goodness.

What happens? If a pack of Kleenex is what can fix you. What happens when I have to blow my nose? Oh, my God. I'm when I have to blow my nose? Oh my God. I got to blow my nose today. What do I do? How about you shut the fuck up and be an adult? Idiots. KFC radio decidedly an anti allergy podcast,

or actually are we pro allergy? We're just too unhealthy to talk on the fucking show. Actually, are we pro-allergy? That's John. That's John. It's too unhealthy to talk on the fucking show. I would love to get this diagnosed if you do. Imagine if you did, if this was allergy. I don't issue a lot of apologies. I'd issue a formal apology to the allergy population. This is allergies.

It can't be allergies. Look how fat I look. You're getting there. I was going to say. It's not as bad. No, it'll never be as bad as that, but you're getting there. No, but I got those swollen fucking. That's why I always get sick. I get swollen neck shit.

Put your neck up. Go like this. But. I can't do it. It hurts too much. You got your Adam's apple. The last hurts too much you got your adam's apple the last time that couldn't see your adam's apple that was yeah that was like a fat guy who can't see his dick you couldn't even see your apple on that face but yeah all right you so you you you powered through it this is your jordan game that was the weekend i i i wasn't gonna i didn't come home on friday

because i was sick and i Oh, there it is. Oh, my God. Lucas, no, not an Adam's apple in sight. An all-time picture. But so I came home Saturday, and I didn't – by the way, one thing I did this weekend was I went to see Top Gun with my mom. She called it a dick flick. I like that.

That's a great line because it is a dick flick i can't imagine girls thinking that shit is like cool you know we walked out me and my dad were like that was sick mom was like yeah it's a classic dick you know what i i love uh one of my least favorite things about movies and one of the reasons i champion going alone is i always say i hate the small talk afterwards where somebody says so what you think and the other person goes i thought it was good and but me and my dad went to see it and he we walked out and he just said well that was worth it and i was like yeah i like that that's all we said that that was worth the price of admission that was fucking great

uh but yeah dick flick i don't know if that's a uh poly original or if that's already out there but i like that a lot that's what it is but that's okay yeah i i what's that if it's out there and it's cliche like whatever it's it's cool i that's a it's a good term it fits it perfectly i thought it was awesome i saw kirk minahan complaining about it i think because he's a diehard like 80s original version but i don't even think there's like what could you complain about it's exactly what you know what you needed yeah i mean it's perfect it's a perfect the only thing i thought was silly i explained it to nick uh and maybe maybe this is what it's supposed to be but when he's like he has the uh he has like the big thick manual and he's like this is what they taught you in school.

And he like throws it away and everyone's like, Oh, he threw away the rule book. He really is. You know, but I did, I did like his explanation for it. It's not just like fuck rules.

It was your enemy knows all this too. Right. I want to see you. He was like, all right, that's, that's kind of cool. Dude,

your tweet about how he ages. Sorry. We're off on the, we're off on the, you know, that's kind of cool. Dude, your tweet about how he ages. It was one of the movies of a novel. Sorry, we're off on the Zoom right now. Our Zoom's all fucked up. But your tweet about how Tom Cruise doesn't age compared to Homegirl. Holy shit, dude. Dude, crazy. Now, in her defense, she is 64. He's only almost 60.

But I don't think he's going to have that much in the next four years. Bro, I was going to say, you're in the same generation. You're in the same class. His co-star in the last one, I don't even know her name, but she's so – I know her face. It's like Kelly McGill or something like that. Yeah, she is – God bless her. I don't want to pick on her.

She's a 64-year-old woman. That's what she looks like. Tom Cruise looks like he didn't age at all. He was way better. I said I watched Top Gun one Saturday night. This is blasphemy.

And he was like, I was like, he's like, he's kind of meh. You bite your tongue. He's way better looking than I am obviously I'm sitting here judging but he is far more attractive now than he was at first okay this is the girl

and that's him and that's her now and that's him now I mean bro as a matter of fact if I'm her and any of his other co-stars i would be like fuck you tom cruise because you're not the only one doing this a lot of people are going to pull up his co-stars and it's not just top gun it's risky business and all the other ones from the 80s and and the uh hot chick who's now the fat old lady is going to get the side-by-side treatment because Tom Cruise is drinking Scientology baby blood.

Fuck you, Tom. How about you just age like the right guy? I had to mute that because people were getting mad. Like, now do it with this guy. But I was like, if you don't have that idea, first of all, just watch the top one. I was like, what's her name? I looked her up.

That was one of the first pictures. I was like, holy shit. And I intentionally didn't say anything about her. I just said he ages different. I didn't say anything about her i just said he ages different i didn't say anything about her just she looks like a 64 year old that's just that's what i mean she's the norm he's the freak she looks what her age really consults her that's that's the uh yeah and he people did it all the time i remember with uh with jim o'hare and rob lowe because they have the same age in parks and rec it's like well

why is it okay to compare these two guys right these two this guy people people this is what they get upset with when the when you when you involve the uh the chicks another one uh kathleen turner back in the day and now that's another one if you look that up it's ah we don't need to do that that's just rude that's just we're just picking on people catching ricochet shots right now um but yeah maverick was fucking tom cruise looks good tom cruise looks unbelievably good and i'll say this you can say maybe the plot is a little like you know cookie cutter and some of it's a dick flick and it's corny and shit tom cruise flying those planes you know i'm sure he's i don't think he's doing the spirals down to the earth and he's i don't think he's flying in between the canyons

but like the scenes when he he is in the plane that's him doing that that is fucking so sick so awesome and i don't care that he's a scientology wizard and he kills people and shit like that like whatever i'm talking about the actor the fact that he's a Scientology wizard and he kills people and shit like that. Like, whatever. I'm talking about the actor, the fact that he learned to fly an F-18 or whatever it is. So fucking that first plane in the opening scenes, the spaceship one. Oh, that's awesome, dude. Just flying through the night.

So dope. Dude, that scene was so cool. And it just shows it just jetting across the sky. That's exactly what I said to Nick. I said like, you know, like the scenes where they're fighting and it's like the engine is loud and it's like, you know, the fire's shooting at the back of the engine. That's all well and good. The scene where that stealth bomber just goes like right across the screen. So sick, man.

Made me want to be a fighter pilot, realizing that I can't even get on like the kiddie rides at the carnival without being like, oh, my allergies and my belly's acting up. It's like fucking those guys are the freaks of all freaks. They're like those guys are astronauts. They're like, you know, they're one step away. You know, it's not just like, oh, I'm a pilot. It's like you're you're basically ready to go to space. Yes. Even the suit is so sick. It's almost like the Halo jump from Mission Impossible 7,

where they had the lights inside the helmet. Yeah. And just putting that on, I was like, fuck. My mom thought he died. When that plane crashed, my mom was like, oh, my God. I was like, what are you fucking kidding me? Did Tom Cruise die in the first 10 minutes of, of Top Gun Maverick, Polly?

No, that would be the, an all time. Like, yeah, no, you didn't know this. Miles Teller is the star.

Tom Cruise is fucking dead. Um, all right, we back to where, what, what, what were you, we were talking about what you going away,

uh, heading up to your parents on the train. Yes, dude. I, back to where what we were talking about what you going away uh heading up to your parents on the train yes dude i i couldn't even tweet it because it really it is it's it sounds outrageous but i texted you right away where i i lived uh i i saw a ruth conda forever tweet take place with my own eyes, my own ears. It was fucking amazing. So I'm on the train. It is. This is one bullshit thing about Amtrak.

Since COVID, they started giving assigned seats, which I like. I liked, I don't like the free for all. I like the assigned seat, but they're randomly assigned and you'll get to pick. And if I'm sitting at a table, you should tell me

because I don't want to sit at a table. I don't want to be playing footsies with a stranger in front of me. I should have the option to change from a table when I get my ticket. That's neither here nor there. I end up sitting at a table on Saturday morning, taking a train up here to Massachusetts. I'm sitting

with a woman and her son and then a stranger girl. I'm sitting with a woman and her son, and then a stranger girl. And I'm sitting next to the girl. And they're talking, the woman had on a shirt that just said Biden, but the D was, I couldn't tell if it was Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket. I think it was Martha's Vineyard. So it's like, it is the most outrageous shirt I've ever seen in my life is by the db martha's vineyard um but the the she's with her son let's call him let's call him seven

eight something like that definitely under 10 and they're they're talking i have headphones in but i'm not playing music like always and uh the woman asked her what she's going up to uh mass susan's for she said she's going up to Massachusetts for. She said she's graduating from Harvard. She actually graduated last year, but they're having the ceremony this year or whatever, some shit. And the girl was like, oh, like your son, you're very smart. Obviously your son must be pretty smart.

And she's like, yeah, he's really, really smart. Actually, he goes to a special school and this and that. And I mean, like he even, he even knows who Mitch McConnell is. And the kid is playing on an iPad, iPad. And he just looks up and he goes, no, I don't.

And the mom says, she's like, she's like, well, I mean, like you used to a lot. Like when I watched the news all the time, like you definitely did.

And he just goes, well, I don't. And it just goes right back to his iPad. I was like oh he tried to lie in her biden shirt about how politically active her fucking seven-year-old is that he hates mitch mcconnell and all the residents of kentucky looks up from pep with a pig and it's because no i don't dude i kind of actually thought that about rukanda is like but when people when people were like, how are these people okay with just blatantly lying? And some of them, no doubt, are.

But I think a lot of them are doing exactly what you just described, where they think, the same way that they think their kids are not smoking weed and having sex, they actually think that their kid is the best kid and knows all about you know aoc and climate change and shit and it's like you're just delusional about your kid he's just a piece of shit like every other fucking first grader who doesn't just a drain on society they don't know what the fuck is going on that my seven-year-old is so politically active he hates the fucking senate majority leader mitch mcconnell or you need a senate minority that that dude that family probably goes home active. He hates the fucking Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. Or he's a Senate Minority Leader. That dude,

that family probably goes home and he like, you know, they slap that kid on the wrist being like, don't you ever do that in public again. You say you know who Mitch McConnell is. Don't you ever embarrass me in front of the people that I get. I had a moment this weekend. When I say Mitch McConnell, you speak up and you talk about how his lack of gun control

is a drain on this society. Yo, did you see the dude who spoke in front of the NRA? The thoughts and prayers? No. It was pretty good. No matter what side you're on, I don't want to get political, but he stands up and Wayne LaPierre is the head of the NRA and he does this like maybe two full minute build up of being like, I am sick and tired of people saying that, that Wayne LaPierre is, you know, the problem and that the NRA is the issue. And that whenever this happens, they don't do anything about like going

on and on defending them and shit. And he's like, every time this has happens, they don't do anything about it. Like going on and on, defending him and shit. And he's like, every time this has happened, they have given thoughts. And they have given prayers. And they have given prayers. And they have given thoughts. And those thoughts. And those prayers. It goes on and on.

And the whole time, Wayne LaPierre is sitting at this dais. And he's like, what? It's whoosh right over his head, and the guy's like, and so thank you for your time today. He walks away from the podium, and I think it went over every single person. There was a smattering of people in the crowd, a bunch of guys with cowboy hats on.

A couple people started giving an applause, not realizing that they were talking about them. It was well executed. Regardless of where you stand, you gotta give that guy his credit. As far as the kids, I had an interaction with Shay this weekend.

They went to the beach, to the Jersey Shore for the first half of the weekend with their mom. And anytime we go to the beach, we play in the car, we play in the car. We play Starships by Nicki Minaj because it starts. Let's go to the beach beach. Let's go get away. But later in that song, Nicki Minaj says, so fuck who you want.

Fuck who you like. And little Shea girl Shea has picked up on these lyrics and is now running around saying, fuck who you want and fuck who you like. And so I had to jump in, and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, listen. That is a bad word. We do not say it. And I've had this talk with her about fuck before,

where she was very mature. She was just like, oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know it was a bad word. Now I do. I won't say it anymore. So it kind of happened again with Nikki. Cause she thought it was different, different song,

different word. So fast forward, uh, till the end of the weekend, I bring, I bring them back home to their mom. She's giving her a bath and she's like, daddy taught me about a bad word today.

And she was like, Oh and shay goes i'm gonna say it to you but i can't get in trouble you're not allowed to get you're not allowed to get mad at me for this one and and and their mom's like okay go ahead and she just goes fuck what i would have given for her to just drop a hard fuck bomb right in the middle of bath time. But that's the kind of shit. Those are stories that happen with your kids. Not fucking Mitch McConnell. A little kid who can learn the lyrics.

I was going to say, that's what Shay said in the top. She said, I'm going to say a bad word because the only way I can describe this man. Fuck Mitch McConnell. Fuck Mitch McConnell. Oh. You were at home or did you go to like the Cape and all that? Oh, wait, where's Jack? Nah, then it'll ruin it. We'll do it later. A couple things

that just popped up in the office right now. John, what do you think came first the vampire or the vampire bat well i imagine you need the vamp the the vampirical uh dna strand from the bat to the bat bit a human. Wait, what? The vampirical DNA strand is what happened when someone was in the woods. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, wait, I'll step back.

You continue. Okay. The bat bit the person. You think the person was going around biting bats? You think there was actually an undead man who slept in the coffin, and then he went around and he bit bats? You think that the vampire man learned to sleep

upside down on his own? No, he learned that from the bat. Okay. I guess let's back up. You know that vampires are not real, right? That's up for debate. I mean well I suppose so yes

we were talking more within the realm of reality which came first the character or the creature in fiction the vampire or the animal the vampire bat not the actual way that vampires are created and transmitted in the in the world in the world of fiction i mean what is transylvania for if it's not for all the world's vampires? Explain Transylvania. Name me one other thing Transylvania does,

aside from house vampires. Vampire. We are in the vampire business. We import, export vampires here in Transylvania. So your final answer is that the bat came first. Bit the person. Bit the person. Yeah.

Now, within the world of i don't know within the world now okay so this argument has now become something totally different because we're gonna assume the vampires are real for the for this half of the argument uh could a could a shapeshifter exist where he just shifts into a bat without being bit by the bat first? No. Why not, though? Because other shapeshifters... You need the bat's DNA inside of you. That does stand to reason.

Oh, good. Jackie's back. Now we're kind of talking within the fictional world of vampires. Oh. The bat might come first. John's making a strong argument here. Do you have headphones? Can you plug in?

Because he misunderstood the question and was thinking that vampires are real. No, I didn't. Johnson, you know that vampires are not real, right? I understand that vampires are not real right i i understand the vampires but yeah we need a mic and we need a you got to plug in so you can hear here hold on why don't we have those jacks i'm gonna let me just rant real quick while jackie finds this we need we have these little three and a half millimeter jacks. We have two in the whole place. And every single episode we fight to find them.

And every single time I say, I'm just going to go buy a bulk batch of them on Amazon. And every single time they tell me no, cause Pete's buying them or some bullshit like that. And then every time someone needs to plug in their headphones they can't fucking do it okay you're done I'm done it is very frustrating

but it is crazy I mean it's crazy so look at look at here come on join the fucking program you idiot so you think are we now saying okay so John says you can't... What was your argument, John?

Talk into the mic. Sorry, what was your argument, John? My argument was that in order for the vampirical strain to enter humankind and create vampires, then they need to be bitten by the bat first, obviously, because that's how they turn into the bat. That's how they have the instinct to sleep upside down that's by their nocturnal all that shit okay so but but your thing is that vampire bats are coming before that's a compelling argument that's that was pretty much what i was saying that's not what yeah that's not see now jackie specified we're talking about the actual world of vampires

that is a compelling argument and one that i would uh probably lean towards although i've got to do my research was that was that somebody like vampires see we okay me and jackie were debating the real world where yes okay john it's up for debate maybe vampires are real uh but in the current state of the world i said there was a writer who was a bram stoker who invented dracula he wrote about a vampire and then there was bats that suck blood no that they were like let's name right so jackie thinks that the guy who, who created vampires in fiction saw a bat, a vampire bat first, and then said,

this is now a vampire, which I think is dumb. I think she's an idiot for that. And it's proven true because we've, we Googled this, but you are now bringing up a whole. So you think that I would agree with you. Okay.

So wait, but now we're, now we're in the real world. We're not talking about vampires existing. We're talking real John for a second. You think that somebody there was something called a vampire bat already.

And then somebody wrote it, created a fictional character monster that sucks blood and was like, I'll call it a vampire because of those bats over there. Yes. Yeah, okay. you're both idiots what you why are you just calling us idiots no it's just i mean well it was proven to be true we googled this already but i think it's much more logical that somebody would that would create a bad guy

monster character that sucks blood and then they named the bats that were already yes the bats were already in existence but when they found a species of bat that sucks blood they call it the vampire bat i like losing sight of the argument are you are you simultaneously saying we're right and calling us idiots no no you guys are saying the bats were vampire bats first i'm saying vampire bats first? Vampire bats first. I'm saying they're named, they got named vampire bats because a character of, a vampire character was written about. Okay, so you're saying definitively that the reason a vampire bat is called a vampire bat is because the character came first. Yes. I don't know what I'm talking about this thing.

That's not what I would have guessed. Jackie doesn't remember where she was on this argument anymore. All I know is that I think that I think. I don't know. I don't know. But I know. Because here's the thing. Wait, what's the definition of a vampire?

Sexy. Blood sucking creature. creature sexy i'm scared of light right so like that's what i mean for for there to be if the definition of vampire was just like a creature that drinks blood i would say the bat could be john is like uh i'm saying that so if the definition is something fictional then the fictional creature had to come first. But, but if, hang on, sorry, one more time. The very definition of vampire is a fictional mythological creature that hangs upside down and sucks blood. So that person, for that to be the definition,

the character had to have been created first. And then we found these bats and we called them vampire bats. I don't know, but all I know is that is you're saying you're right you know that i think he's so like so he just saw bats that suck blood and he was like vampire i think i think that what what we refer to as a vampire bat is because they suck blood and that there's already been a character a creature created that sucks blood if the definition of vampire was just like an animal that sucks blood, I could believe that there were vampire bats. But the definition is it's a mythical creature that drinks your blood. So that had to have been created before we name bats vampire.

Why? Because the word is human. The very definition of the word is fictional. But no, the definition of his existence is fictional he's a person no vampire like dracula's a person but vampires are like a thing species it's a species yeah yeah it's a race it's a race exactly and jack's being very racist towards vampires, what she's doing. Not me. You're denying their even existence, dude. You are.

You. Oh, man. Also, Jackie just learned who the Harlem Globetrotters are. Do you think that's strange? No, I don't find that particularly strange. I barely know who they are. That's what I said. They're good basketball players. Yeah.

And maybe this is... So Pavs was shocked by that. I was like, I don't expect her to know who that is. Maybe it's because Pavs is very near and dear to her heart. Pavs, I played basketball. Well, guess who tried out and played with the Harlem Globetrotters? Mr. Pabst playing basketball. Pabst, you tried out for the Harlem Globetrotters?

Or you practiced with them, with the Globetrotters and the Generals, right? There was like a week that they were at a local gym, and I just went up there every day and hung out. Oh, wait, wait, that's very different. Were you just hanging out while they played, or you were invited to play? I was absolutely not invited, but I would come, and I'd be up there every day and hung out. Oh, wait, wait, that's very different. Were you just hanging out while they played or you were like invited to play? I was absolutely not invited, but I would come and I'd be the only one there like watching.

And like then after they would show me some tricks and stuff like that and I'd run up. Okay, so when you said you practice with, you mean they literally, you were practicing at the gym and they helped you out. Not like, I thought you meant like you were a part of the practice squad for a day. Like they would make me feel good.

Like, cause I was 13 at the time, but I think they would like, Hey, you want to come hop in the drill? Got it. Okay. Okay. I thought you were a little bit older and you were like, you know, we get, we, we get former like college basketball players and high school basketball players to play with us.

Very different. Okay. I thought that's, that's not as. Yeah. That, that was paths. You, you look, you look death in the eye right there you didn't drop the 13 yeah there was good

conversations about the KFC radio team oh man I love it so anyway Memorial Day weekend dude I was the I went to a bar on Sunday night.

Oh, Jackie! Right on the fucking laptop. A whole goddamn puddle of water. We have rice. Yeah, let me just get my basket of rice out. Give me it. Give me it. Give me it.

Get one of those t-shirts. I'll dry it off on my shirt for now so we don't lose this macbook like air that's like 27 000 dollars oh my god and we're live jacklyn for the love of christ now i'm just rubbing this fucking wet laptop on my shirt you and i are done professionally goodness gracious sorry to the live folks at home but this is the kind of stuff you know you go live and i said maybe you get to see some of the things we would ordinarily cut out this would certainly have been cut out maybe i don't i don't think so we would have maybe cleaned up like some of this but like we would probably have made sure to make fun of her it could be a look of behind the scenes now can you see her uh just just yeah there you go just desperately

trying to make sure that this thing doesn't come out of her paycheck um okay okay okay settle down um i i've talked about this a couple times in the last few years but i want to ask um i think it's crazy to be honest captain cons blames me for the jersey shore bars having big lines and on the one hand i like that because i'm like fuck yeah i got it like that on the other hand it's a it's a jersey shore they're they're beach bars they are wildly popular but also kind of in his argument is like we've we were all going for a long time and it never really seemed to start until like after those years. So I'm like, did something just happen? Did it become popular?

Did, did the, I don't know what else changed, but like it really does kind of date back to like, there used to not be crazy lines and now there are. And he blames me for that. Was it coffee too? I thought it was water. Oh heaven. I was rubbing it on, too? I thought it was water. Oh, heaven. I was rubbing it on my shirt. I thought it was water.

I just rubbed myself with milk and sugar all over this T-shirt now. It was really nice. Now I smell like a mocha latte for the rest of the fucking day. And it's 97 degrees out. I am going to kill you, Jackie. I am going to kill you with my bare hands. Just break the neck. I don't think a jury would convict.

Anyway, do you think that's even possible, Fights? I don't know. People give us a lot of credit. Right. We don't always necessarily do that. But I mean, this is after Jersey Always necessarily. And the thing, but I mean, this is after Jersey shore. Like,

well, that's yeah. So like, yeah, but like, we're talking about a different part of the Jersey shore, which it could, you know,

maybe, you know, if, if they went to seaside, that's specifically seaside, but also, uh, you know, every, every beach town gets popular, but that's specifically seaside but also uh yeah you know every every beach town gets

popular but that's a very like it's almost like a different place entirely it's not like the guidos from seaside in jersey would be like oh the the beach uh seaside's like all filled up let me move down to seagirt and let me move down to manasqu. That's where all like the regular like white kids were. So I don't know. Like the regulars. Yeah. The normies, if you will. He always yells at me every summer.

He's like, I'm down in the Jersey Shore and the line to fucking Parker House was like out the door around the corner. It's 10 times longer than I've ever seen it. Like, this is your fault. And I'm like, part of me is like, I'll take it. But also I'm like, like no it's fucking not but certain things like you know jays and parker house and some of the spots that we did like talk about a lot i guess now all of a sudden are like you you know you're literally around the corner to get in and i've waited on those lines but not like those lines ever i never did that yeah i would never do that ever the i don't know it's actually

it's funny you say that because the uh i'm i'm at my parents house in westport and uh i was going to a pats game this year and i was just wearing a westport sweatshirt and um i was walking through the parking lot and someone said like finally, finally, are you from Westport? And I was like, no, my parents live there now. Like, I'm from Fall River. And he just goes, well, don't tell anyone about it. As if, like, it would mentioning it would like a mentioning on Barstool ruin. Right.

People would just nonstop flooding now, which i don't think is reality but people do seem to think that happens sometimes but i think it's fucking insane i don't think it's necessarily i would never like the jersey shore is a very popular place it has been forever i'm wondering if the bars like we could have influence on the bars if you had never heard of certain bars and then you know people are talking about Yeah, bars be more specific. But I don't know. I would say so. I would think that's possible.

I'm so old that I don't even know what... I'm trying to remember what we... You know how old I am? This hit me today and it fucked me up. I think I mentioned this before but as time goes on, it's really started to fuck with me more. I'm so old that at one point i had a fake id from the 1970s that's like 50 fucking years ago

because i got my brother my brother had a fake one from the late 70s because he's four years older than me yeah exactly this is this is a mind fuck he had one four years older than me that said like it was like 1979 it was like right on the cusp and then he gave it to me when he didn't need it anymore so i was probably looking for a fake id when i was like 16 years old like the year 2000 so i needed one that went all the way back to like 1979 so i had an id that is five decades old like five decades ago now it's early 2020s and it's late 1970s but that's fucking 70s like the fact that there's anything in my life that i that anything that i had or did where i say 70s is bonkers dude you had a fake id from a time when you could drink at 18 yeah yeah yeah right that's even crazier that's like

why would you even have this id then we barely even needed it that is that's a fact it was from connecticut i think it was 1978 or 1979. And he passed it down to me. And so I remember, you know, in the very beginning, when I tried to get to him bars, when I was like 15, 16, they were letting you go through with anything. Then when I was getting older and going to some of the more, you know, funner bars, more popular bars where they were a little more strict, they would be like, so you're 26, huh? You're 25. Is that what you're telling me because everyone else is like barely 21 if you're smart you made your fake id

be like 22 and a half not right on the nose 21 but they would look at me and be like so all your friends here just turned 21 and you're 26 or whatever the number was and i was like yeah about that um but yeah man 1970s i have shit from the 70s dude dude do you know what i just looked it up do you know when they changed the drinking age to 21 i i didn't until i until you said it now in 1970s 84 what What? Holy shit. I would not have guessed that. I thought it was like early 70s. My initial guess would have been the 60s.

But then, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I knew my dad drank in high school. Right. So I knew like you were allowed to drink. So I knew it was in the 70s. Like if you were in high school, you could crack a beer in the cafeteria. Was that allowed?

He went to boarding school too. They had a fucking... On-campus rules or some shit. Like a rec hall, whatever kind of deal. I don't think you could have them at lunch or dinner, but I think they had one place. But legally, you could have, but maybe not against their rules. Man, that is wild, huh?

1970s. Kill me now. I am dead. I don't mean to use this word if I feel bad about it, but I mean, that's disgusting. You know what's maybe even worse is that was like a one-time, like, I don't know, I used that for maybe a couple months. Then when my brother got his, like, he, when he was 21, he said he lost his license, got a replacement, and gave me his old one. And that was my ID for, like, the whole time until I was 21. That was 1981.

That's not that far off from the, you know what I mean? Like, the 70s one was kind of a joke like it would just happen like once or twice the one that i used for several years was 1981 that's not much further away that's loose dude that is loose clem turned 40 let's talk about him ah you're old clem but i'm 40 he just hit the big 4-0 last week. Dude, I want to guess Clem was like my age. Really?

I always knew he was a little bit older than me, but I thought it was like one year. But he's got a couple on me. Big 4-0. He said it fucked them up real good. I bet it did. It's tough. 40's tough, man. And now I miss so badly.

Rico Bosco wrote a blog about all the places to... You know what's crazy? Rico wrote this blog about whether you go to Jersey Shore or the Hamptons or Cape Cod or whatever. Can you believe that people still go to Fire Island? I never understood why Fire Island became a summer spot that people go to. It's so fucking dangerous out there it's crazy dangerous and crazy far like what is the point of going out that far to to face it's almost certain death right and like and it's all uh you can't there's not a lot of

transportation so like if you do find yourself in one of those spots where they're fucking setting fires if you find yourself in the wrong part of town what do you do how do you get away from that didn't zach zach go to my island right and was he like that to me i don't get that it's like i mean i know there's places that are like if you leave the resort you you know stay on stay over here because this part of town is dangerous but i'm not going to an island where if i find myself in the wrong spot the like original people there are gonna fucking attack me and try to set me on fire i mean that's like that like some fucking tell you like he did he say where he stays that he like he doesn't go near that right he said he was staying away from the the fire people or whatever but yeah i mean because that's like to me that's not that's

not funny like hey like let's get drunk and like we'll test if the fire people are there that's like stay the fuck away from the fire people right but dude that's some wicker man shit right right that's exactly it that's how you ended up fucking on the burning alive at the stake we're not to talk zach's not here today is he it's probably because he got no he's on fire by the fire people no no he was on zach was on earlier he might he might have left but are you there zach was on the stream room oh yeah he's there can oh okay okay let me uh add to stream do i click that yeah and then is he muted yeah yeah what's up yeah okay so like what the fuck is yeah why would you do that i know people are like oh i went to the dominican republic

and like you can get robbed and and like attack there i'm like first of all well like getting robbed is different than getting set on fire and second of all like but why are you willingly giving like doing that well i mean like all right so i went first of all i went with somebody who like knew their way around or whatever yeah so it's like there are places you can go but obviously like yeah i know there's like certain like areas to avoid spots where whatever the fire people whoever whatever they're called um are but i mean like we just went to the beach and stuff like i left early we left at like 11 p.m it was just like a day trip like i didn't stay over the night right well that's what i know because i that's i've always heard the night

is where like it's right because like i remember yeah i remember joking about there was a bar i like to go to in the hamptons that was in the daytime. It was Guido's. It was called Neptune's. And then at night, it was the Drift. Same bar. They changed the names and they changed the whole style. And I remember people joking like the Guido's at Neptune's and the regular people at the Drift at night.

It's just like in Fire Island with the normal people in the daytime and the fire people who set fires at nighttime. Right, right. I don't know. It's just Gu guys the fire people is is pretty cool but the problem is like murder they go to par the they just go to bali they're having like cocktail hour with their like so what do you do i'm a fire person i'm a what does that mean well then i always i always assumed they would get lost on fire island literally literally yes i've always assumed that like the fire like you wouldn't see them you know it's like the others and the and in lost but i figured there's got to be some people who cross over a little bit like like almost like coming out i was born a fire person but like i don't want to

live there you know what i mean i want to like i want to uh like live normal life i want it's like being amish is what it's like like if you were born has this been good has this been going on forever or did this happen once fireline became more of a a gay spot and they're just a very homophobic people right like is that is that a hate crime thing if you were a honestly if you were born into well i'll ask the room if you were like born into uh being a fire party in the fire people would you just like be like this is like how my family does it well do they do they know any better are they like do they have like phones no i think they're modern i don't think it's like they're like living in the woods i think it's just like they have uh you know

a way of life and like boundaries that like if you come over here like we will fucking set this shit on fire but i also i mean i know that they've like always lived there and then like fire islands became like a very touristy place so now it's different people out so like guys like zach they come and if you cross like i know a friend that like saw one once and he just like sprinted it was like late night on the beach they were doing a bonfire and he just sprinted away yeah they do wear like makeup like they but they're just normal people they're connected but they like it's just like they want to protect that island but it became so touristy a bunch of rich people and now they gotta like now they just make them but they're scary as shit there's people that just go missing it's crazy it's like what

if zach invited you to go would you go yeah you would go you guys are crazy man yeah well there's different you know there's jackie john she's she's going she let me put her on on the camera she she was doing her jackie like she was like yeah no i'll go um you know no big deal yeah i'll just tell them straight i'll just run away i'll just run away I'm sure that no one has ever tried running from the fire people what's that? Jackie's afraid of the gay people

she has the fire people actually so it's like Jackie Jackie would fit in with them because she's very homophobic I'm not homophobic as a matter of fact you got uh you know tweet at jackie if you uh you can like recruit her to be a fire person because she hates the gays like no oh my god this is all stemming from one time i said

zach are you going to one of your parties and then he was like what do you mean by one of your parties and i was like one of your no parties Because I didn't know what to call it. This is live. Are you going to one of your gay... Are you going to one of those gay parties? Is what you said. No, no, no, no. I just want to know.

We'll be careful now while we're live. We'll hash it out on a regular episode. But I guess, I don't know. That was when she... I thought it was when she asked you if you were wearing shorts or a bathing suit and you replied swim trunks which in her defense is super gay

and she went swim trunks and you said you're homophobic and she said I'm not homophobic I just point out that you're gay yeah no constantly it's constant they just go oh you're gay well you're constantly gay 24 7 you're always gay man i am oh by the way happy uh pride month almost

tomorrow pride month you all have to be nice to me for the month thank you wow well no we have to treat you like an equal for the month in which case we will berate you constantly you have to treat you like an equal thank you equal thank you yeah we'll just have a sign like that you are a woman that we have for jackie that just says you are gay i am gay i do have a moon man uh pride shirt coming out i know out and about has a whole line of things and then the proceeds are going to be donated to um to a like a uh like a group like a foundation or something like that like uh ours will not be donated i well so i got i got a a text from the merch girls and they said joey and pat are going to be donating all their proceeds to uh like this this foundation

and then they said do you want to do you want to donate yours and I said absolutely fucking not I want my straight I want my straight dollars in my straight wallet and I want to go home to my straight life with my straight money I'm not donating it to you guys I mean what kind of a question was that are you going to donate too

I hope Keegan J stole that so do I I would love it. But I mean, did the merch girls really genuinely think I was going to say, no, I want all the profits. I'm not going to donate. What am I, a monster? What am I, a fire person?

I said, you know what? Just scrap the shirt then. If I ain't making money, I ain't doing it. You don't get to use my images if you don't give me the profits. All right. Anyway. That is for me the profits. Anyway, tweet at us. No one would buy that. Tweet at us if you are a, or you know about

the fire people of Fire Island, and let Jackie know that you wouldn't just be able to run away. Tweet at her and tell her, if you go to Fire Island, don't fuck around because you can't just run away from them. That might have been ignorant. I don't mean... That's part of the initiation. Yeah, you're being very

ignorant about the fire people. That's for sure. I... Jackie, do you know that part of their initiation, part of their... If you want to join the gang, you have to be very fast. They want to make sure people don't get away. Oh. They're going after you. I'm pretty fast. So they want to make sure people don't get away. Oh.

They're like athletic. They're going after you. I'm pretty fast. Oh, are you? So I... No, you're not. Are you fucking... Fire person fast?

Murder cult fast? How about that? Have you ever seen me run? Point Jackie. Haven't seen it. Point Jackie. We have seen her jump over that fence. And I did it.

And I did it. So who's... What we need... What we need is like... We're going to have to time you. You're going to I did it. And I did it. So who's the second one? What we need is like. We're going to have to time you. You're going to have to do a 40-yard dash. Yeah. Yes. No, no, no.

I promised after I was done with high school. No. How do you say that out loud and not think that's what I was going to say? You can't just claim that and not run. Oh, but I don't do timed runs anymore. Why not? Because I'm not going to do that. No.

Because you're slow. I'll tell you what. I'm a fast girl right now. You didn't do timed runs anymore. I got the PE award. And now your employers are going to make you do a timed run. So you do timed runs again.

What was the PE award? It was just like a PE award. Because of what? Your sprinting abilities? It was my long distance abilities. So I guess I'm not that fast but I can outrun no that's you need speed you do need like distance because they'll chase you like the whole island but you do need

to be quick like in the short short short distance you need the whole package yeah okay okay okay I take it all back I take it all back you should you should take it all back you idiot gonna outrun the fire people I take it back I get lit on fire we need the uh we need like the leah remedy of fire people like the person who used to be involved to come back out and then like explain how how it all

worked but yeah so tweet at jackie like stay away from the fire people um you too zach jesus christ be safe let's get into um we got we got to get into voicemails and top five. I don't even know if we have a top five planned right now. Maybe top five fire cults. I think we have some time. Yeah, you need to figure out something for the second half here because it's brought to you by 3G.

Maybe you should pop a 3G. No. Okay. We have to discuss my my guy my main man danny steel uh we got a danny steel there he is i'll give you one guess if you don't know danny steel is i'll give you one guess what profession he's in with the name dann Steele. We've talked to a lot of adult entertainers in our time here at KFC radio. We have not talked to a lot of male adult entertainers. And this is the first one. We talked to Jordi El Pollo Nino for a split second,

but there was a bit of a language barrier on that one. And we just watched, we just watched Phoenix Marie pickenix marie pick him up and throw him around like he was a little circus act um but this is the first guy we've talked we're gonna talk to he's not on today but we will get him eventually we got a message over the weekend what was that a dm to the kfc radio account somebody dm the kfc radio account and said i'm pretty sure me directly you directly okay so he went right to nicky hams and said i'm pretty sure no no me directly you directly okay so he went right to nicky hams and said i'm pretty sure i just saw uh the moon man one sneakers in a porn and those

are the uh i don't think i have a pair on me right now because i'm rocking my crocs but he he just sent the link and at 320 he oh he didn't even tell you what it was so he just sent the link and a timestamp. The link was to a website called Damplips.com. That is something, you know, a lot of people have a problem with the word moist. Damp followed by lips. We got the new guy here. I'm talking about damp lips. to meet you brother um i feel like that is one of the more disgusting websites i've ever heard of i feel like if i went to see if i went to damp lip damp lips.com i would probably i would probably like

lose my boner on that one yeah that that one's a dangerous yeah incognito if you're gonna go damp who's the guy on not pti but around the horn from espn that was his old tweet he tweeted out a damp limbs damp lips link no and it was like petite white girl gets dominators it was his tweet and that's where damp lips i damp lips became a thing have you gone to damp lips yet it's a very weird website i've yeah i checked it on that one time and it's like isn't it like all hd yeah but but it's the it's like usually you go and there's just like thumbnails this is like almost like blog posts it's like a porn blog there's like a big picture of the people uh and then there's screen caps like on the side and there's like a little caption i think unless i went to like damp lips.co instead or something like that

lord knows there's probably 10 variations of it oh you're right you're right it's weird right for a porn website everything else is a pretty pretty standard like model you find something you like john's john's interest is peaked i gotta go so so this guy sends a message and says 323 damp lips.com yada yada yada and it's a bang bus video shout out bang bus apparently still those wheels are still rolling and this guy is is uh it's a very graphic shot i mean we're talking full moon asshole lips he's he's thumbing it he's doing the counterclockwise thumb and uh and you can see you know to the left on the ground there in the back of the bus is is my sneaker the moon man ones so i was like i thought it was still uh dirty sanchez i know know I didn't know.

I knew it wasn't dirty Sanchez anymore from the bang bus, but that's the name that I know from like back in the day. So I tweeted out like, look at dirty Sanchez rocking my shoes. Like if it's good enough for him, it's good enough for you. And that's when people said, you know, you got to give Danny Steele some credit. So we found out it was Danny Steele. He then replied and said, I got news for you. I've worn these in at least like 20 different

videos so my man's been doing some fucking he's prolific prolific with my sneakers on which is awesome because i always find it i think that one of the funniest like jokes i've ever heard and i don't know if it was like patrice o'neill or or i think it's one of the guys on comic view or uh def jam comedy one of the black comedians who talks about when when um the black porn stars fuck with timberlands on i think in general the guys who fuck with with shoes on are very funny because it's either like you're wearing the boots or you're wearing like the dad shoes or whatever and in this case you're wearing the bloggers custom shoes uh which is to me i like when they're the knee braces yeah like they're moving like they i mean it's a sport they need

to like you know they need to to uh hunker down here uh so he's got the moon man ones on and he tweets he tweets out there they are yep yep they're versatile folks they're stylish they're comfortable you can wear them to fuck. They're not, they're not cumbersome like a pair of Timberlands. You could probably, you could probably fuck with them in the bed. There's such an easy,

especially if you wear a slip on the other spry and you don't need this. You don't need the laces. You can just slide them on. You can fucking bed. It doesn't hold you back at all. Danny. Then we found out that we saw like on his tweets. One time we answered one of his voicemails and it,

the question was, um, about, uh, a fear boner. What, what gives you a fear boner? Cause the girl,

he was fucking said something that, do you remember what it was, Nick? He said something that was like, she choked him and threw him up against the brick wall outside. I'm, I'm looking at him. He's not a small against the brick wall outside. I'm, I'm looking at him. He's not a small dude.

I'm surprised. I mean, I guess you just play along with it at that. He works out. Yeah. He works out. Clearly works out. He has a dick on him, dude.

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no, no, no, when I, when I, when I record at home, no your mom yeah yeah no no no it's not but pause about the conversation real quick uh when i when i uh when i record at home i always make my mom leave the house oh no um she got back after five minutes you can hear her outside the door no i forgot you were home i said all of the words i said the the a hole i said the p word fuck i didn't i didn't drop a g i didn't drop g that's good because she wasn't g there was no g it was closed but yeah i almost if she wasn't i would have said the g fuck had she been it would have been mentioned well well i guess you know we'll have to wrap up this portion of the program but i will just say no no no that's not what i'm saying well no yeah for me i'm gonna have to jesus what was disappointing to me a little bit was um just the fact that he's he likes us first of all i follow

danny me too and my twitter timeline is a constant test yeah Oh yeah. Whereas I was like, how much time my, it's just constantly like, do you have five minutes, John? Uh, what was, what disappointed him?

Uh, you about that? He's real. Uh, yeah. Like I, I, I went,

when it came to the bus, I was always one of the guys like i was that dude in the in like the high school auditorium with the it's still real to me damn it and like now i officially know yeah it's like there's not it's not just a random bus that they're picking up randoms and fucking them but it's real it's real in the sense of i mean it's still all happening on that bus and it is yes okay so he's got a fucking dick on him the size of, I mean, it's still all happening on that bus, and it is... I'm on the bus again. Yes, okay, so he's got a fucking dick on him, the size of a paper towel.

I'm looking at it right now. I mean, this guy's dick is no smaller than this thing right here. It's huge. It's got the girth and everything, too. It is.

We're going to have to have him on the show i think you send an invite like we'll definitely have him on we he's like a big fan and was like this would be what almost disappointed me about him from my point of view is he's such a fan of us and i wanted i wanted to be like why like you're you're the man you're danny steel like you know that's you shouldn't care about us you're the fucking you're the talent but now what's going to be weird is we're going to talk to him and i'm going to be like so man what's it like having a dick the size of the paper towel tube yeah now now i've seen too much yeah like we can't be friends anymore no no not anymore but ever no it's like i know too much about your

fuck game that's got to be a little weird but have we ever besides that one time to stephano threw out a dick pic in his sweatpants that was huge which i think i have finally confirmed is is a is not him that was a fake picture or someone else's dick i don't think we've ever had someone on the show that we knew for a fact they have an absolute hammer i'm sure there's been big dicks on our show, but like that we know of, you know? Yeah, no,

we've, I've never been in the room with a weapon. Cause I, cause I, cause here's my point about it is I'm curious and I haven't had the opportunity in all my travels and all my interviews. I've never been able to be like, so what do you do with 10 inches?

Like, how does that work? I'm going to have to interview this man, like a scientist to be like so what do you do with 10 inches like how does that work i'm gonna have to interview this man like a scientist to be like you know does it take more blood how long does it take to get hard can you go back to back how do you what do you do when it doesn't fit you know when you jerk off you go all the way up and down or you just do the tip like what i don't know i got questions have you ever thought about that? The really like Mandingo's do they go? All the way down. I had not thought about that. Think about that.

That's a full to go all the way tip to shaft is like, you're playing one of those games at the carnival, like president in the middle. You know what I mean? Anyway, Danny steel, where's my sneakers. I think it would only be fair also, Danny, as we've extended the invite to come on the show. Perhaps another invitation gets extended to us. Reciprocate is all we're saying. That would be the polite thing to do.

We invite you into our world. You invite us into yours. I don't even have to participate. I'd like to come just hang out on set for a day. I'd rather not, as a matter of fact. I'd rather not be interviewed. No, no, no. I'd rather not have to participate i'd like to come just hang out i'd rather not as a matter of fact i'd rather not like be interviewed no no no i'd rather not have to participate oh i'm okay either way i don't think i'll just shoot you straight i don't think i'm ready to be in a porn i'm ready oh i wasn't thinking full i was thinking we get a little back room stuff

wait what i was i wasn't thinking like like we just don't have to be on camera we're just in like the dressing room we get to that's what i'm thinking but what does participate mean yeah participating in a in a film well it depends what the check looks like really like would you be willing i would be if it's one of these like overly produced things uh and like you walk in she walks into an office and you need like extras i'd do that oh yeah i definitely that i would do for sure definitely and i'd find a way to get on yeah that's yes that's what i'm doing the bus would be like he's ugly get off yeah sure i would love that but i'm not ready to fuck disrespect me like red hourrespect me like Red Auerbach. That girl. Pull that up, Nick.

Go to John's Twitter feed. Find his quote tweet about being disrespected. This girl is like my white whale. She's like the hottest chick in the world. Yeah. Like that. Yeah, she's dead. I mean, she is twerking on the Red Auerbach statue.

She's some chick from Miami. When the Heat won game six, she was twerking on the statue ofback statue she's some chick from miami when that when the heat won game six uh she was twerking on on the statue of red hourback and her body her her her lower half like her just her legs and her ass if she's not the hottest girl in the world i'd be stunned if she flipped over and she had like the grossest face i just wouldn't even believe it there's a chance was it a bella danger did she travel to Boston for her heat? Because she did not. Cause I was,

I was keeping an eye on it, but the, let's get full, full, full size on that picture. Cause I I'm in love. Look at this. You can disrespect me all day and night.

Game seven, game eight, game nine, game 10. I don't care who I am, who you are, who's a legend. You could put that ass in my face whenever, girl.

Dude, speaking of the Celtics, I watched game seven at a bar that is like, I mean, the ultimate dive bar. It's my favorite bar in the world. It is crazy dive bar. It's crazy. You feel like you're in the basement of a church, like a little rec center kind of deal. It feels like there should be an AA meeting happening there, but in fact, what's

happening is the exact opposite. There was a fight at the bar between a man and a woman who didn't know each other. That's how sick this bar is. Wow. It never just mixed. It never got physical.

Yeah, but mixed sex strangers fight. Like, yeah, you'll see couples argue all the time. You'll see girls have cat fights. You'll see dudes have drunk fights. But the mixed platonic male woman fight, that's the missing link. Dude, it was. There wasn't music being played there was the game was on mute so there was just no there were like 12 people in this bar

and uh there was no one what's happening right now um and and there were 12 people in the bar right no no music what's going on here you're good on my still on yeah you're fine with me okay nothing's going haywire no you're good and and she i guess this girl become like bar friends with his wife and and then i guess he didn't like that so they start they're getting loud i mean they're yelling at each other it's a very small bar. 12 people there. No music. No sound. It's all we could hear. It was... And she's like... What did he say? She's like,

you fucking disrespected me. He goes, I disrespected you because I don't respect you. And then... And then... And then... He's like, you called me a fucking cocksucker.

She was like, I called you a cocksucker because you're being an asshole. Dude, and then his wife is talking to their other friend and being like, take him outside. Take him outside. Just get him out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get him outside. He goes, I've asked him to come outside twice. He's not my fucking dog. I can't just drag him. And Get him outside. He goes, I've asked him to come outside twice. He's not my fucking dog. I can't just drag him. And then it was, and then someone just goes, hey, can we get some music on?

It was, it was awesome. What a bar. See, see now, if you mentioned the name of that bar, I bet you there'd be lines out the door and around the corner the next day. Cause I think we do have that power.

It is the, uh, I actually put it on my Instagram because the door and around the corner the next day because I think we do have that power. It is the... I actually put it on my Instagram because the slogan of the bar is the greatest slogan of all time. All the usual refreshments. Everything you need, we got it. We don't need to dress this up. All the usual shit.

It's the kind of bar where you don't order a drink with three ingredients. You stick to it stick to right that's it you don't you know you like like i i never drink like jack and cokes that's what i was drinking because jack's their nicest whiskey and you need to mix it with something so make the fucking an old-fashioned or something like that so just do a jack and let's stick to that is uh where's jackie right now okay can you believe that jackie bought it yeah dude just so everyone whose list thing is clear we know that on fire island people don't like gay people on fire as as of right now jackie still believes and through the whole segment

she thinks that there are fire people on fire island that if you wander to the wrong part of the island they will set you on fire do you know how wildly like the headlines like like the country would like stop fucking moving to figure out the fire people of fire island she's just like oh yeah no and and and the fact that it would be a summertime spot that I mean... Four homosexual people. They are the ones who will take on the Fire Island people. Pabst, by the way.

Pabst, you couldn't see him. The look in Pabst's eyes, he was like, yo, this is the original. This is where it started. This is from... Can they do that? Jackie asked for a Fire Island that exactly and then zach started this okay and so you're the one who started this okay yeah so it's on it's on the screen now if you're listening uh she said what's fire island have says it's an island on long island it's owned

by these people called the fire people if you go to the wrong side of the island they get you and burn you and jackie said jesus what can they do that that's wild don't go to the wrong side of the island they get you and burn you and jackie said jesus what can they do that that's wild don't go to the wrong side zach so then i mean pavs pavs had this look in his eyes where he was like it's fucking yeah my friend once got got like it's fucking crazy it was unbelievable and she was just like you know what's really funny and i don't know if we have a camera uh oh we don't have when i first brought it up i was like uh and you know what's really funny and i don't know if we have a camera uh oh we don't have when i first brought it up i was like uh and you know what's crazy like that the thing with the fire people on fire island she was editing and so she's looking at her computer and she just went just nodded her head did you yes she she was just like yeah i know about the fire people uh-huh

dude you know what sucks? What would have been a good little add-on, too? Yeah, what? I'm just thinking of it now, that we should have said that's where the term flamer came from. Oh. Maybe if we keep this going, if this is somehow. She's going to edit this. You're going to hear this, right?

Yeah. When is she she coming because it's live yeah so we're just going to like we don't need to edit it all just like chop the ends in the beginning and put it up okay good no no what we need is a tweet we did we blocked her we blocked her in case you didn't know we tweeted

but what we need we need somebody but I don't want everybody to do it. We need one person. We need a burner. Don't ruin this, guys. But if she got a tweet from someone else being like, and that's where Flamer came from, because she'll come running to us. She'll be like, you know what I found out? I found out even more info.

We're not one of our fans that always tweets. I know, but we got to pick. Just Poza. Okay. Yeah. If just Posa is listening, tweet at Jackie and be like, and like, that's, you know, however you want to say it. And that's where the term Flamer comes from. Don't anybody else do it.

Because if everybody does it, it's going to be weird. And or she'll be like, everybody tweeted me about Flamer. It was really weird. But just one person. If just Posa is is watching you do it uh and we'll see how long we can keep jackie thinking that there are fire people on an island that burn people alive by the way great great idea for like a jordan peele movie like figure figure that one out okay um do we have a top five? No.

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Where he, like, I mean, he had, like, I think he had three home runs that series. Yeah, he did. Maybe four. Which is amazing. But, like, the story and the performance was David Price. Yeah. It was 100% David Price. And it was, like, of Pierce's home runs, I think at least two of them weren't.

No, not, you know, they didn't really matter. They were in like low out. One of them was in game seven, I think. Right. Where it was like they were already up like six or whatever it was. Yeah, I know what you mean. And like Dave Price came out of the pen and fucking threw a gem, dude. And that was, he already won one game in that series, too.

Yeah, that was awesome. So like, he pitched like, let's say, I don't know exactly what he pitched, but let's say he pitched 14 fucking outstanding innings at that series. That's the MVP right there. Cause I, I mean, I don't have a world series right now to prove it,

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It reminded me of a story a friend told me that a guy she met at a house party left his prescription glasses that he needed to see in her purse to slip them in so that he would have to get her number and meet up to get the glasses back. It was just really... It came off as strange to me. I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this.

I guess what was the most desperate thing you guys have done to uh get back with a girl or get her number or something that doesn't involve legos john uh thanks viva okay that's a move by the way the reverse like i'm gonna give this to you so you're gonna like like wait, what was it exactly? He put, sorry,

I just want to keep that. Kanye started a sports agency and already had signed Errol and Jalen Brown. I mean, would it surprise you, man? That's crazy. I mean,

those are two monsters. Those are two like all stars. Who was the first one? I just heard Jalen Brown. I have an agency now. What's that? Who was the first guy? I only heard Jalen Brown.

Aaron Donald. Yeah. Yeah. Not too shabby. Not not too fucking. Um, um, so what was the voice?

He slipped his prescription glasses into her purse. So when she went home, he was like, yo, have you seen my glasses by any chance? And then, which is one of those weird things. Cause it's like,

I've, uh, you know, if, if, if I, if you grab my set of keys, like keys can look the same, or I picked up your phone because we have the same phone case. But like, I, if that girl does not wear glasses, like there's no way the glasses should end up in her purse. So it's already like, what the fuck's going on? But Hey, you know, you've got them. So yeah, we got to meet up again. I respect that going blind for pussy.

Yeah, like because he did have to not have his glasses. So it is a real thing. I'll give my sense of sight to see you. Well, so that's the question. That's some romantic shit right there. That is the question. What's the most desperate thing you've done? Have you ever given up anything? Have you ever? I guess the question that's some romantic shit right there that is the question what's the most desperate thing you've done have you ever given up anything have you ever i guess the question

is more what's the silliest craziest thing you've done to get a number or get a date or get laid but also how much have you given up for a girl i mean yeah i've given up like my self-identity and my happiness and all that shit but uh but have you ever what's the what's the most you've done i mean bro i barely like sex dude uh i don't know if i would say uh i don't really have these these things like no because because what it is and we talked about it last time uh and we kind of made some jokes but now that we're um seeing it in practice those jokes are pretty real we're like if a guy does these things it gets pretty creepy pretty fast right we're like all right that's you're plotting like oh it's not even behind there like this is this is weird man and then

um i've definitely never done anything like this i've you know i've made up stories and made up jobs and that kind of shit that's's fun. That's like game. I don't know how much that goes on anymore. I always talk about the difference between online and app dating versus when you go up to someone at a bar and you lie. But you're doing it in a – it's not a manipulative lying. It's kind of like we know you're lying and how much can you get away with and have fun with and all that yeah um i did i was the vice president of an insurance company once to an older lady when i was like 18 yeah it's kind of hard to believe that was the one you also wrote the note on the on the um fridge right yeah yeah i the most desperate i ever was i've never done any of these plots but there was one girl she was a rocket it was after she was

a gorgeous blonde chick that i was with at the johnny utah's barstool launch party and uh she thought i was like the man because i was throwing this party you talk about this girl a lot she might be she might have some uh the one that got away vibes no no no no i don't like her but she was she was hot and um she was what it was the, like the next time we fucked, I couldn't get my dick hard. That was it. Boom. Done.

Like one shot where I was just like, that's it. Like my, my, my guy betrayed me one time and you fucking were out, you know? And it was just early on enough. Yeah. She was, he really, he screwed me on that one or he didn't, I should say. But but it was also the beginning of like parties and, you know, basically like getting chicks and stuff. So she was like super hot. And I I like texted her a couple of times, like after she kind of blew me off here and there.

And like it was it was obvious. You know what i mean and i think i just went like one or two texts more being like you know i could meet you like near your office or and then like nothing again and then i think i finally was like hey i you know i don't think i did anything like wrong here but i you know i i like laid it out there trying to be like but do you think we could still like hang out and it was just like oh you went to like you know i tried i then i went the extra mile because she was hot enough and then i went like another text or two too far where it was like oh you are a pathetic bastard where she it was one of those it was one of those like i pressed send and i was like she's showing

that to her friends right now being like look at this look at this pathetic fucking loser uh but i do i do think like uh i do think she came back around at one point i do remember texting her like several years later when i think things started to go my way a little bit more and i remember being like yeah you got fat see you later but that's the only the the most ridiculous thing i did once it wasn't really desperate as much as it was just a psychotic move is there was a girl who i purely wanted just to hook up with and she was trying to like let's go on a date let's go out and i was like i just want to fuck this girl and so i told her that I was at work when I wasn't. This was when I was at Deloitte still and Deloitte and Barstool days. And, um, we were like

trying to schedule like a booty call basically. And I was like, well, I have a lunch break from work and I can come right now. And so I was in my apartment hanging out, blogging and shit. I put on my business casual clothes. Not a suit, but I put on a button down, got my work pants on, got my work shoes on, went down to her apartment. We fucked. And then I was like, I got to get back to work. It's only a lunch hour. And I went back to my apartment and just hung out in sweatpants and shit.

That's pretty good. I like that one. I was i was like really dude you have to like did you have to that badly couldn't have just jerked off but i was like you know 25 or whatever at the time so whatever that's a good one but that one's the other ones these other things we're talking about though are like mission impossible type shit where it's like you know i left the fucking it's uh operation mincemeat type sort of shit or you got to convince people you watched that i did it was awesome so good so good right yeah like unbelievable and the love story like the real life love story that's intertwined with the guy and the girl very very cool it's it's crazy that the fucking that that's the dude who created j Bond is just sitting there. I know. And that is

real? Like he really was involved in this? Yeah. Yeah. That's very cool. Ian Fleming. Are you watching Stranger Things? I have not started that yet. We own the city. Finished last night. I gotta finish that too. Jenkins is a fucking asshole.

Wayne Jenkins is one of the all-time TV assholes. Dude, but he's real. that it was is his name wayne jenkins too or is it like based on yeah oh okay well then he's just one of the most biggest assholes in the fucking world period real life yeah yeah uh when he stole from the stripper and stuff and they steal like the life savings of those people it's like come on dude jesus christ yeah it sucks me if john bernthal playing too because you're still like kind of john bernthal yeah yeah no he was cool in the beginning of the first couple episodes and i was like no no wait you're a fucking bad dude uh stranger things is

good every episode is nice and long like every episode's like an hour and 15 now what's weird is they're doing one of those part one and part two for the final season part two is only two episodes wait it's only season four right this is it though they're doing season four part one and then season four part two and i they've been saying season five uh i guess they're counting is that true am i wrong i thought this was the final epit like the conclusion so maybe the second thing they're calling is season five yeah all i know is the second thing that they're airing uh our boy kroll tweeted out that it's only two episodes but one of them is two and a half hours long so it's it, it's, it's like a setup episode, I think.

And then like a movie length final episode. I don't know whether they're calling that season five or not, but basically two and a half hours is, you know, more or less like four episodes of like 40 minute TV. But right. If I do the math, right.

But to just call it like, to me, that should have just been one season. Then why did the break it up? I hate these part ones and part dues. At least this one is only in July though. We have like a month long break, but,

um, so, so this isn't it. I thought this was the final season. I saw that the Duffer brothers or whatever. We're definitely saying that like it is going to be made. And if they're calling what comes out in july season five then that's it i think they've been called volume one volume two i i gotta be honest

i thought this was it and i thought we were already a little bit limping to the finish line there's gonna be a whole new season they're gonna be like 22 i think they might have already filmed it i could be wrong i think they might already found oh man i don't know i mean this season's great i am really enjoying it but i'm also like you know it's steve and dustin are like pairing up for hijinks again and you know stuff it's like well we've kind of done this shit l doesn't have her powers and she needs to get them back like we've already fucking done this so So anyway, it's a good show. Voicemails. Back to voicemails.

What's up? KFC fights. Nick, Jackie, Pavs, Zach, whole gang. Sorry, I look like shit. Looks like Eddie a little bit. I just got done fighting for my goddamn life for an hour and a half doing yard work because I'm an out of shape piece of shit. Anyways, while I was mowing, I listened to the episode you guys were on, Bustin' with the Boys, and Kevin talked about his Wedding Crashers take. It made me think one of my more unpopular takes

is that New Girl is more rewatchable and funnier than The Office. I get a lot of shit for it. So I wanted to hear what you guys' thoughts are. Movie, TV show, unpopular opinions on that. If I've already answered this, sorry, I'm a relatively new listener. Only about a year. First started on the Nikki Glaser episode when Kevin offered to banger. So, yeah. And when you were wondering how you get new fans,

I found you guys because i thought fights was funny on lowering the bar and the dozen so there you go love what you guys do keep up the good work viva would would you look at that you know you'd make appearances on other people's shows and they find you and they come back to watch your shit funny how that fucking works uh shout out to the new the new chicken heads oh we got to do uh we already missed it last week we got to do what i call for the 1.6 million we got to do a segment called the 1.6 for oh yeah but this is kind of it because this guy is a new listener and this is a question you know i mean how much one of the tv shows or movies that i don't find good that people find

popular how much time you got brother so we'll do it we found out last month that we got 1.6 million new listeners viewers last month so that was just on youtube too right right that wasn't i think he was talking about just viewers he just left but um i think it was just viewers that 1.6 million people were tuning in for the first time so a lot of these things that we've always argued and talked about, we have already covered. And like he said, he's like, sorry if I haven't, you know, if you already talked about this, but if you're new to the show and you like us,

you're like, I want to hear them talk about, you know, movies and entertainment, we're going to do it. So I think his take is actually not. I don't disagree with his take. I think I've never loved something the way i do love a new girl i love all the people i love the parts that i've seen here and there but on the whole when i start to watch like full episodes uh you know what i you know what it is i hate to say this no i'm not even gonna say it i don't even want to fucking ruin our chances of anything but there's one problem i have with it and it kind of it's kind

of a problem in the first season maybe even the first season i have i feel like all sitcoms kind of find their way yeah in season one yeah a lot of sitcoms aren't really great season one and that might be a problem yeah they basically go back to the drawing board with a few characters. Jess Day is a little too cartoonish in season one. She's a little too... That might be my problem is that it's a little bit too... Now, it doesn't bother me, but I do understand when people... I have other people in my life who have said that. I think that might be...

It's like everything where it's like, just get through season one. We're going to skip to season two, to be honest. You get it, right? Isn't that so funny that you said that? it's like, just get through season one. Right. We're going to skip the season two, to be honest. You get it right. Like, it's that's so funny that you said that. It's just like everything. Skip season one. Like, we are just constantly creating fucking shows and movies and stuff where it's like, well, the huge chunk of it sucks.

But then you get good. But I don't even think I think if a season three sucks, that's that's worse than season one. Like, OK, we got something here. Yeah. And we did to make a couple alterations. Yeah. Like season one of Parks and Rec is like pretty widely regarded as like a bad show.

That might be the problem I have with that too. I don't know about either. Yeah. I might have to just skip on some of these things right to season two because anytime I've tried to binge them, sometimes I'm like, this is not like what it was really cracked up to be but but i would say i don't think his take is all that unpopular like i bet there's a lot of people right now who would say that the office is kind of the office is to me i don't think it's correct i think the office is legendary i think what happened to the office is it blew up

so much and actually kind of still is with all the pandemic and shit and then the pendulum swung back the other way it the pendulum swung one way where it became your personality and then it swung back the other way where people are like fuck this show it's it's still you know in my mind like the goat it's oh i'm not saying it's bad it's just honestly i think what it comes down to is that i use Netflix more than I use Peacock. Right. And that is – That's probably why I watch it anymore.

That does influence. When people talk about, oh, no, it's leaving Netflix, and sometimes I hear people like, who cares? Just go to the other thing and watch it. But it's like even if – I own Peacock and I own Netflix, but I just am on Netflix more, and it's there, and it's – But what do you think? Would you say New Girl over The Office? Even when The Office was still on Netflix, I go through phases, right?

I'm actually, right now, I'm kind of in a... Gun to your head, John. Gun to your head. I think pound for pound for New Girl's six seasons. You're dead. I think it might be. I think it might be. Like the overall, like when the office started to decline a little bit and New Girl. Yeah. I think New Girl got stronger.

Which I think their decline is actually, I think that decline is overrated. Right. I think that it actually is still pretty funny. Right. Those last two, three seasons. Yeah, they were a victim of their own success. It's not Steve Carell. Right.

They got too good. What's that? They were a victim of their own success. They got so big and it was so good that it's like well it wasn't as good as season four well no fucking kidding season four is you know three and four in particular yeah so so good um i would say you know the ultimate one for me is the godfather um goodfellas the godfather huge huge ovation on the internet for way after ray leota rest in peace um that i know it's fine but people dude the godfather is still one of my my favorite stories when i i was dating a girl from

uh from new jersey and uh went to dinner meet and met her parents for the first time and uh and her she was like mom dad like i do have something to tell you about john that you're not gonna like you're not gonna like and her mom just slams down her fork and she just goes he hasn't seen the godfather like that was like right away she knew like she was like he hasn't seen the godfather, has he? That's hilarious. And then, like, probably... I knew that story. I don't think I knew that she, like, predicted it. That's fucking crazy. It was literally the first thing out of her mouth.

Like, he hasn't seen The Godfather, has he? And then, like, it wasn't right away, but it was very quick. Like, that might have been a Friday night. And on Saturday, they were like, come out to the house. We're watching The Godfather this weekend. And you liked it. And, and,

and you liked it, right? I would say like, turns out it's a pretty fucking great movie. I try. It was, I watched it. And then,

and then they were like, they rolled right into Godfather two. Yeah. Well, I think, I think two is the best, like the best one, right?

Three sucks. Two is the best. I was going to say that. One's the OG. Yeah. But like we, we were watching and like, they're both like three hours. So like, the best one, right? Three sucks. Two is the best. One's the OG, yeah. We were watching and they're both three hours, so I was five and a half hours in and I ended up

falling asleep, but it was very good. I really liked it. I feel like I'm at the point in my life, and I think it's because of crippling anxiety and overworking and shit. When I'm alone, I really struggle to focus on shows and movies now that's why i watch the mets every night ordinarily i'm just kind of on my phone unless the show

really grips me if i'm by myself i tend to my mind wanders and i don't really pay attention and then so i tried to watch the godfather alone where i already have preconceived notions and shit i was just sitting there kind of being like i don't know fuck this i want to watch it with someone who likes it who can either i can feed off their excitement and shit or they can point out to me what is like you know good and like i want to sit down with someone who likes better call saul and be like tell me when this shit interests you like let me know is it this part is it this part is it this part because there are some shows where i'm like i know for a fact if we were to watch this together you wouldn't be able to prove to me why this is entertaining or good you would just be like i don't know i i just like it because there's nothing objectively

going on in this fucking show that uh that mid-season finale better call saw let's just happen though that was kind of fire yeah i saw i saw i saw people saying this thing that happened was as good as anything that's ever happened on Breaking Bad. And I was like, well, good. Fucking finally. I'm happy for you guys. It is. Twitter, we always talk about the echo chamber and stuff like that. I think everyone on Twitter likes to pretend that they're smarter than everyone.

Everyone likes to think that they're a genius. Definitely. And so they're like, I mean, I can't tell you how many times people tweeted me. Like, you don't, you're like,

you know, better call. Better call. So I was just too smart for you. Yes. Like, no, it's not.

No, I'm a fucking person. I know what, I know what TV I've liked. I've watched complicated shit. I've read and written about these things. Like I, I can watch it.

And I do. It's not not like it's not some fucking metaphysical fucking exploration of of like like the leftovers or shit like that like it's a fucking scumbag lawyer and drug dealers i guess yeah it's a very basic premise and it's it's a spin-ff about breaking bad from the creators of breaking bad so maybe the moments like that like you should have moments that live up to breaking bad that shouldn't be few and far between otherwise what are we fucking even making it for but the reason i say all this is i'm talking about the echo chamber and all that and everyone on twitter twitter love better call us all yeah um i saw two charts the other day that were the viewership of Breaking Bad

as seasons progressed. It was fucking... And the viewership of Better Call Saul as seasons progressed. And the proof is in the fucking pudding, man. 50 people are watching. Right.

And that doesn't mean everything. I don't think that is the only measure of success or, or, or, or goodness, whatever the fuck word I'm looking for here. Maybe I am too dumb to like the show, but the show's got goodness. All right. But the, the vast majority of people who started it, I've not, I've not continued. Yeah.

I mean, that to me is like the ultimate sign that it's like look at i hate to be like look at ratings look at uh i bet you if you look at mentions and you know all digital stuff i bet you it's all fucking down and that again you know i watched the leftovers i was one of four people who watched it and i will tell you that that was one of the most like complex and creative and interesting shows I've ever watched. But I also wouldn't tell you it's the greatest show of all time because part of being the greatest show of all time is mass appeal that like captivates fucking everybody. And this is a show that started on third base and still like didn't get it done.

All right. Last voicemail. That's the meanest thing you can say about somebody. We'll do last voicemail. And then we have who today? Bust with the boys, right? Boston with the boys are on today's show.

So the boys join us for, there's some outdated talk on there, but we already posted on the YouTube, but, but it's a good, it's a great interview. So let's do our last voicemail guys uh first time long time kevin johnny what's up jackie i love you call me whenever um that's besides point uh in the last like few weeks, there's been a few relatable topics that I've had.

First one, Johnny not being handy at all. Not even knowing what Allen Wrench is to buy. Second one, you guys talking about how shitty North Dakota is. That's where I live, sadly. It sucks. And saying the best thing about it is the heads on the wall mount reform that is in south dakota that's how shitty the state that i live in is that the best thing you can think about think about it is it's not even there but i'm just saying uh

i i listen to your podcast right when it comes out every single day. But I love it. I love you guys. So my question is, is there anything, is there anybody or anything that you have been so opposite of, but you love it so much, you just have to stay in tune to like, whenever hear something about it you gotta you know i follow the one minute man whenever you whenever you hear something about it you just you're in tune and in for it um i just ran long i'm sorry about it but that's the question thanks bro um uh probably fucking feidelberg i'm opposite of that fucking idiot and i'm just in tune with him and i gotta hear what he says every day what was the question is there anything that you're like

opposite of or disagree with but you're like so into it or captivated by it or whatever that you continue to watch it or listen to it right that was like the general gist of that yeah better call us all yeah there you go there you fucking go yeah but but that's like that was like the general gist of that yeah better call us all yeah there you go there you fucking go yeah but but that's like that's like a hate watch no it's not a hate watch you're you're just like i gotta finish it i'm pot committed like when when better call yeah if you were if there was a new season would you would you would be like i'm out right like i can't keep doing this right no no i'm not right no i'm it's a spite it's not a spite so it is like it's a spite watch it's a hate watch okay because like sometimes there

are things that it's like i will i'll tune into to be like what's this fucking actually i don't even know if i do that anymore like like what's this idiot saying it's very different than like i don't agree with this person i don't't really like them. But man, there's something about their show that I have to like... You know, I don't do that. No, not shows. I have follows. I don't have many of them anymore. I used to have a lot more hate follows.

Yeah, I guess I do that. I have one currently. I don't know if I'm going to name them, but... Verify? It's Jason McIntyre. Jason McIntyre? From Fox Sports. I think think i hate that guy i'm pretty sure he used to work for the big lead yeah yeah i hate that guy i think he hates me and like yeah he was like crying about me like way back in the day and i was like i think i remember being like hey man like you're in the same industry as me or something like that and then i saw talking shit about me

i was like oh okay fuck that guy dude he uh he tweeted that happened very recently the reason it's on my mind is because he had like an all-time oh i fucking hate this post post um where like it was game must have been game five maybe um uh celtics heat where uh dan had tweeted a picture of a dude at the Heat game. It was in Miami. And it was a Jack Miami dude. And I think Dan just tweeted the picture with no caption, just like, dude with fucking big arms at the Heat game.

And fucking McIntyre replied with a picture of him in a Heat jersey, like kind of flexing. And the thing I hate the most about this post is I've seen him post this picture like five times. I hate when someone has a picture that I can tell that they think they look good. You're fucking normal. Stop

fucking posting a hundred goddamn times. There's nothing spectacular about this fucking picture. I've seen it so many goddamn fucking times. It's Jason McIntyre. I was going to say, so we've got a name. We've got a name, folks. We've got it.

It's Jason McIntyre. I also like following him. I like to keep track of his followers because he's the only person I've ever seen who went from over 100,000 followers and then got a job on a national broadcast network and is now down to 80,000. So that's pretty impressive. Oh, that's gotta be fake. That means he has fake followers. It must be. Yeah, it's gotta be fake.

Cause it's almost borderline impossible to lose followers in mass like that. Unless you like are racist or do something bad. That's gotta be like your old followers or your fake followers is eventually like figure out. So another reason I hate him when he was at the big lady bottom followers. Fuck that. Um, I, but mostly I have a lot of people muted that like I follow that I hate him when he was at the big leading bottom. Fuck that. But mostly I have a lot of people muted that like I follow that I hate and I don't want to give them the satisfaction or be awkward about an unfollow. So I mute.

I mean, it's got to be. My thing is I mostly open hate. You know, I don't I don't like secretly hate or anything. I just kind of I hate you. I hate you. And I don't usually tune into your shit. Sometimes I'll check. Like if I heard that, like Michael K. Yeah, I never got that.

I know people said that with Howard Stern and Barstool. I'm not denying the existence of it. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That was it. Yeah. Like you who like you listen for 10, 8, 15.

I never have practiced that but i get a normal it's it's a thing it seems but i've never been i mean you just look at like uh i think reddit is the worst place for it but every social media you know there's a group like dedicated to barstool they're such big fans they like have an active username and this thing and they fucking hate it it's it's a paradox yeah yes and so i'm like i i just would never do that uh it's funny that the same people who argue for us against cancel culture and stuff will always be like you know you can change the channel you know you can unfollow you know you don't have to read but then they're the ones who read follow and watch and are like why isn't it different so it definitely happens it's just not not to the

normal folks um one thing i gotta i gotta get in here i guess it kind of makes sense for i i i don't think uh i hate something so much that i would have to find out. I also don't think I love anything enough, maybe besides the Mets. But did you see the ovation for Elvis? John. John. John. They debuted the Elvis movie. I think it's just called Elvis.

At Cannes. The movie ended. Got a standing ovation for 12 minutes that kind of jacks me up dude bro because guess what dude i i'm into that movie because austin butler's gonna fuck your mother yeah austin butler's gonna fuck and that guy is he's a force to be reckoned with. Where did he come from? Was he like a Disney kid or something like that? Yes, yeah. I tweeted that.

I tweeted the exact question. Where did this dude come from? And then Keegs told me, she's like, the real one's been on him since like Zoe. Right, right, right. And now he's got, and you got Hanks by your side. It's cool that they were like,'s do an elvis biopic but like you know well we can't make tom hanks elvis that's not gonna work but like let's make sure

we get him in over here to make sure it's an epic now i don't care what it is who it is where it is when it is whatever it is you ain't getting an ovation over 10 seconds from me i'm trying to think of like okay like we brought out this veteran of war and he's dying of cancer like we thank you for your service i'm thinking like one two three four five six seven eight nine ten i'm probably sitting five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. I'm probably sitting down then. I might give you like, I might sit down and then realize, oh, wait a minute, we're still going. And I might get to like 30 seconds and then I am out.

I'm out on the whole thing. 12 minutes, John? 12 minutes. I think that's one of those things where it's like, it gets funny so you keep going this is ridiculous my arms would be tired

I'd be like what are we doing here I think about it like the like the boo when we booed Goodell after the 28-3 game it was the loudest I've ever heard of stadium and it was like people were taking breaks. And it was like,

it was like, we were like, people were taking breaks to laugh. It's nuts. Yeah. I mean, I, I get,

I, you know, I'm sure this movie is going to be good. Um, but a 12 minute ovation ain't happening for anybody or anything, man. 12, John 12 is like, what can you do in 12 minutes that's a chunk of a of a of like a half hour tv show that's you know i can get to like basketball

it's a quarter of basketball it's a fucking i can get to like grand central on like half my commute in 12 minutes i can do i can have sex like several times in 12 minutes. These people were just standing and awkwardly clapping while the cameras were on. Like Tom Hanks was being like pointing like, no, no, no, it's him, man. It's him. And then he would be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was only like, I saw one minute of the video on Twitter and the cat and the tweet said 12 minute ovation. I was like, this went on for 12 times this length.

I'm already ready to fucking jump through the screen and kill everybody 12 minutes of this that's asinine dude asinine and i saw a bunch of people i know this movie's gonna get very controversial with elvis and and black uh superstars from the rock and roll era and i think a lot of people are gonna be like 12 12 fucking minutes for that guy that's that's that's i was reading up on it not not not exactly a fair representation of elvis like maybe that's what went on is it no no i'm saying like there's a lot of people who are like um you know like are are they going to tell the story of like all the black entertainers that he stole that music and that style and those dance moves from but it was like he was always cool

about it he was always like he has quotes that are like i know i'm not even as good as the black entertainers like i can't even do some of the things they do but i love their music and i grew up around it and i went to like a black church and and like i love their music and so i'm doing it and so he like always gave credit and always made sure or at least maybe not always maybe maybe he started that way and didn't in the end i don't know but i think the point being that became much more of like the fans who didn't recognize it and shit like that but not necessarily him because he was always very respectful of it like what do you want me to do man i got a good voice i can you know move my hips i'm better than the average corny white guy

sorry you know and we don't need to do the place this whole fucking place is racist they like me better sorry sorry bud all right uh let's get into it the boys on kfc radio uh we did a little home and home so we aired on their show now it's their time on kfc radio it's will compton it's taylor lawan the boys get together check it out yeah uh and make sure for like is this is after the interview okay all right all right uh appreciate you guys watching here live on youtube if you want to see more of our content whether it's live or uh on demand make sure that you subscribe to our channel make sure that you like leave a comment. Make sure that you like, leave a comment, stay engaged, and put on notifications so you know whenever the KFC Radio content is ready to drop.

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It's over. You drop a nuke on Hogwarts, and it almost gets there, but there's that big-ass fucking dome that all the wizards will be on. And then we blast ourselves. And it's over. I will be honest, the dome presents a problem. It's a huge problem. Is that a thing that actually happens? Here's the thing you don't know either. You don't know this, but you sit there and you go,

like, how strong is wizardry to nukes? There's really no measuring it, right? So I gotta assume that magic's gonna trump man-made shit any day of the week. I did get a text message yesterday from a good buddy of mine. He says, 10-year veteran here. Hogwarts would fucking destroy us. See, it's that attitude that's the problem.

We got to make America great again. Fuck these wizards. There was, I guess also in the books, which I read for a little bit when I was younger and I kind of fell off on them. I guess in the books, they go a little heavy on how much magic is in place around Hogwarts to make sure muggles can't even find it. So that would pose an issue as well. We're going underneath. We're digging underneath Hogwarts. Tunneling, bro.

Boom, blow it up from the inside. I think the more Hogwarts. Tunneling, bro. Boom. Blow it up from the inside. I think the more you guys talk about it, the less you guys believe yourselves. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Here we are on the same page. Which is the worst part of a podcast.

We're all like, yeah, I agree. I agree. And now you're all like, oh, fuck, dude. How sad is it that we lost our video? Oh, my God. Bro. Well, I thought you lost everything. Yeah.

We were actually happy. So once I heard there was audio, I was like, oh, fucking perfect. I thought there was nothing. Oh, God, bro. I thought you lost everything. Yeah, we were actually happy. So once I heard there was audio, I was like, oh, fucking perfect. I thought there was nothing. Oh, can I tell you something? I thought you guys were shitting me.

I thought you were lying for a second. File corrupted. That doesn't happen. We've done that a couple times when we've been like, I don't know, that interview sucked

or we can't air that or whatever. Like, oh, you know, the file broke. Oh, come on now. You guys know those files. I always have people listening right now

that go, I knew they fucking did that. It's a very short list. I was like, list i don't know i thought that was good man so when we heard there was audio i was like oh let's go it's funny how much it's become a video product but in the past just a few years ago it would only be audio you'd be like what do you mean we have the audio right but man that was magic that was magic dude it was so much fun we always talk about all the time like the less you look at the monitor, the easier life is. And that was one of those things where it's like an hour and a half. Dude, thank God we looked at the monitor.

We had Shane Gillis sitting on the sidewalk. Oh, my God. Which, by the way, how did you play with him, though? Shane Gillis. It was great. Dude, he was incredible on ours, too. He came on. He's one of the best in the game.

He accused me of saying the N-word like a dozen times. It was very tough. It was a very tough time. I thought we could have done better with Shane. I think we could have, too. I thought we could have done better because we didn't know shane as well as we now know well i was gonna i'll tell you what the first i've done a podcast with shane that never aired really because he did say the n-word we didn't say that we said like every other one oh that's tough we it was just me and him it was solo and i didn't know him well and i thought it was it after his shit, but not very close.

But I thought he was one of those comics who just says shit to say shit, like to push the envelope on purpose. And so I started out kind of being like, you just let it fly, man. You don't give a fuck, huh? And he was like, no, not really. And we were just kind of like clashing the whole time. And we did like an hour. And it finished. And I was like, like fuck that was you

know that was not what i wanted and not good and then he texted me after and was like yo man it's it's all good if you don't put that out and i was like wow and he was like you know i've done enough of these to know when there was a good one and when it was a bad one and yeah that was a bad one i was like you are fucking right and i am so relieved right now and then we've done since that we've done them like three two three more times and it's like it's dude he's amazing once you know him and and all that so uh give it another shot that second time you had him on were you like okay this is way better like what change what change what dynamic change between the two of you uh probably me changing knowing that he like i said he's like he's a pretty normal dude who like yeah maybe his comedy is a little bit like edgy

and he pushes the envelope what somebody says but he's actually like uh like, he's like, he's a pretty normal dude who like, yeah, maybe his comedy is a little bit like edgy and he pushes the envelope. What's some of what he says, but he's actually like, uh, like he, he'll even tell you, like, he was like,

I really affected me and it was hard for me. He's like kind of like a normal guy. Not like one of these, like, I don't give a fuck. I'll do whatever I want. So I treated him different. And,

um, I judged the book by its cover. I judged the book by its headlines really. Yeah. Um, and then i think i also learned that you know like shane is just forever eternally busting balls at any given second yeah you know he'll just be like fuck you pussy did he tell you his story about michigan

when he yelled at me yeah yes he did he was like do you remember at all i was walking in the hall like oh that that's shane gillis I'll know in 12 years that was him. He was telling the story. And the way he was saying it was so funny. He's like, he's just following around in the golf cart being like, hey, Taylor. He's running away. Dude, he is. He's a college football.

I should say Notre Dame football. I don't even know if it's the rest of the country. But fucking Notre Dame, watch out, man. Another thing about him that was so great on our pod it was like when we finished like we all like we were texting after and it's like it's always fun to text with people after you have mom the first time because it's like you get the report become like better friends yeah you go from like right you kind of feel it out shane's been probably the number one of like texting us and chirping us and have it like oh yeah you low-key like like okay i'm becoming friends with this guy right i mean right, right. I mean, the Mets have played the Phillies. And we watch a stand-up.

We both watch a stand-up. It's hilarious. In Austin, have you seen it? Come on. Bro, it's so bad. Dude, so bad. It has 4 million views or some shit. It's huge.

I mean, it was some of the funniest shit. And then we saw him at Caroline, or I saw him. You saw him too, right? Yeah, yeah. Separately. But not too long ago, and not too long after his special, though, I'm like, you got another hour ready. He has another hour of funny material that could be another special, I think, already.

Yeah, I was dying. You see what he just did with Louis C.K.? It's a podcast? I saw them two talking together. Yeah, one of the more interesting things I've ever seen done in the podcast game. So first of all, he got Louis to do a podcast, which is like, Louis doesn't do it because of everything. He just stays away from all of it. Even without anything, I don't think Louis would do a podcast. Yeah, he probably Louis to do a podcast, which is like Louis doesn't do it because of everything. He just stays away from all of it.

Even without anything, I don't think Louis would do a podcast. Yeah, he probably wouldn't be a podcast guy. But he's got to be like Mount Rushmore of comedians. He is so fucking funny, man. Dude, the dry delivery, too, is just so fucking unbelievable. All of it. You listen to Louis C.K. at all? Not a whole lot.

You got to jump on. I listen to his flying flying bit like taking off from the airport yeah dude not even his netflix specials his new his two new ones on that he's only doing on his own website because no one which he busts he just sells them on his own site for like five bucks they're so fucking funny they're so funny is there one about like uh pedophilia that he does oh dude that might be that was what i was talking about the other day yeah that that it might have been from him where I heard the idea. We were talking about that.

You know those Serbian women who come over and they pretend to be kids and get adopted by families? No. He's such a stupid example. I almost feel like a parent sometimes. I'm like, no, they don't know that, John. We only talk about that at home. We don't talk about that on KFC Radio. Everybody knows what we're talking about. The Serbian kids were actually not kids. But normal people don't know that, John. We only talk about that at home. We don't talk about that on KFC radio. Everybody knows what we're talking about.

The Serbian kids were actually not kids. But normal people don't know this, John. They're like 40-year-old women who pretend to be little kids. They look, it's really bizarre. They're like older people who were kind of like homeless, basically. Like Hezbollah? Yeah, but not as babyish. They look like they're like 13.

But Hezbollah looks like, you see Hezbollah, you look like, that's an older person. These people look like they're like 13. But like, Hezbollah looks like, you see Hezbollah, you look like, like, alright, that's an older person. These people look like children. I thought Hezbollah was like 15. Well, his face is like, he looks like he's 18. It's got a scrunch to it. It's got a sun-crust weathered look to it. But this person looked like they were like 12 or 13-year-old girl,

and then got adopted by like an American family, and then they were like, girl is like kind of weird this girl doesn't really seem like a little girl she seems kind of like conniving and scary and it turns out she was like a 40 year old woman trying to get like just get to America and I think she ended up like killing him or robbing him or something right yeah I don't know if she killed him

but she it was not good yeah but anyway we were saying like she should do porn because then you kind of knock out fucking both things you guys were saying that bit yeah well we were saying it but then i was like i've heard an idea of it somewhere else and i couldn't put i couldn't put my finger on where i'd heard it might be lou and i think it was louie who was saying that like was it ais or something like that the bed i heard was uh like kid sex toys or something like that and louis like we should do that and they always when i was in zany's they they were telling me the whole situation.

He walked up and he said that bit about you should have kids sex toys for the pedophiles. Right. And it got real quiet. He was like, okay, then let him use your kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait, so was Shane? Who was Shane talking about? Yeah, that's a great line.

It must have been Shane. But it was like, you know how Louie is? The way he owns a room and he knows the pauses, he knows exactly what to do. Oh my God, that's incredible. Yes, that's exactly right, Herd. Very incredible. All right. But so he got Louie to do the pod.

They end up talking for five hours about American presidents, and that's it. They started at George, and they went to fucking Biden. Like, Louie is just such a – and Shane is a very – he loves history and shit, but Louis, like, knows everything. I think Shane calls

closet Republican. Yeah. When you're in your 30s and obsessed with history. He's a closet Republican. But, I mean, and I can't tell you if they were right or wrong.

In my mind, I think they were correct because I don't know the history myself, but it sounds like Louis is like a wealth of knowledge about presidents talking about all these, like, other stories that you don't know and shit

but whatever that's but like the fact that you get louis for five hours they put it out five straight weeks of or like three straight weeks twice a week of like the presidents with louis ck and jane it's fucking it's wild but you can oh yeah i mean it's it's weird because it's like you know i i didn't want to hear this shit in school, but I want to hear Louis C.K. tell me about it. Right. You know? It's as long as the person talking is interesting. That's why it's tough for you guys with Will.

You know what I mean? You're dragging his dead weight. You know what I mean? I tell you what, he's an observer. Will he? He'll snipe a couple in there. You're like, that was perfect. By the way, baked beans, bro.

Dude. Respect. Dude, baked beans. We had just done top five most underrated foods. Yes. I had beans on my... I had beans on... Where's our beans?

We got a hat for you over here? Yeah, there it is. Here we go. We got you a beans hat. Get your beans hat, bro. Oh, it's a cool hat, too. It's a cool hat. I love this.

It's a professional lacrosse league... Oh, you got to get out the carrot. Yeah. Oh, he would love it. It's a lacrosse league. Oh, you got to get it at the Garrett. Oh, he would love it. It's a lacrosse league? They put it out as like an April Fool's joke. It's kind of fire. I'm like, what's so like, it's not a joke.

This is also, we got a custom jersey. So you might think you are the Beans like king, but the Beans queen is our girl Jackie. She's not here right now, but they made her. Bean girl. Because during the pandemic. Chopping bombs. Over by the ass. It's hilarious, dude. That's so fucking funny. It's exactly what a cute 22-year-old girl wants to wear. She's like, I'm not bean girl. But she works out. She puts beans, cans of beans in her socks to work out. I mean,

beans are phenomenal. Amazing. Amazing. They need a whole rebrand. I don't know enough about barbecues to really dive into this conversation too much. I never really had it with barbecues. I always had it with ham. Well, we don't really like ham. We're kind of an anti-barbecue podcast. Really? Yeah, that's what happened.

Yeah. It's like you say a racial slur. It is too. What's. Let's talk about it. It's just. It's too salty. It's all too salty.

You feel. Oh, you're talking about the food. The food as a whole. I thought you were talking about having barbecue. Oh, fuck no, man. You guys are in town for a weekend. We got a barbecue over at Tom's house. You're like, you know, barbecues are overrated.

No, no, no. I love a barbecue. I'd rather hamburgers, hot dogs, steaks, chicken, kebabs. Like I, I'd rather that than like brisket and like true, like barbecue food. But I also, to me, he really hates like the food of it.isket and true barbecue food. But I also, to me, he really hates the food a bit. I'm okay with the food. People are such fucking assholes about it.

Kansas City is better than this. It's better than that. I think it's fun. I think it's fun for them. That's the thing. They get too... Fuck you, I'll kill you and your mother. Being a sports fan, it's the thing. They get too, it's like, it's not funny. Because barbecue's all good. Fuck you, I'll kill you and your mother.

But it's like, being a sports fan is the same thing. It's like, oh, I'm a Titans fan. Oh, I'm a Jaguars fan. It's like what you're known for. But the Titans

and the Jaguars are distinctly different teams. Yeah, Titans are good. It's really not that different fucking Nashville from Houston barbecue. Bro, let me tell you something. One of my favorite things.

I would agree with you, but I would also say like, if you don't like barbecue food like we gotta figure something out because I think you would love my smoked ribs well look

it's not look I wouldn't be like I refuse to eat it I'll eat it and I'd like to have them what are these terrible ribs I think you'd love my smoked ribs there's pauses there

like someone in the back is gonna go yup you fucking tell them Will like it's just that's all I can do when George Brett came George Brett came

George Brett came to the office many years ago and brought put him in like a cooler but something that keeps it hot really in these bags all zipped up flew from Kansas City it was still like somehow like all hot and fresh and that shit was fire so I'm not saying like the best of the best barbecue

is bad but I think a lot like the best of the best barbecue is is bad but i think a lot like the best of the best is good and then a lot of it is like that it's definitely shit it's like everything with fans where fans turn you off to it like if if you haven't heard of something or don't know something and you all all your introduction to it is like the maniacs you'd be like oh i don't want to be like those fucking people never mind it's like like i think some people feel that way about barstool you know sometimes they see like the maniacs and they're like these guys are assholes and it's like well no you gotta look a little deeper you know right when when people turn when guys turn 30 they it's like they're forced to become a dickhead about something and like it's a it's a very small

window of things like it can be about beers you can become like a fucking crap all bit of the hops and shit like that that shit does barbecue guy you can be a crypto guy. You can be, I don't know. I don't know what else you have. Those are all the things. Those are all the fucking things. There's a couple more. That's all you got.

You got a couple drinks. He's like, I got to have a new identity because I'm a man now. I'm 30. I got to have something that's manly that I do. And we'll probably throw

cars in there. Sometimes cars. And it's just like. And liquors, like a whiskey guy. Yeah, a whiskey guy. You know what? Speaking of,

we should. I'm 32. Do a little whistle pick. Yeah, is like a whiskey guy. Yeah, a whiskey guy. You know what? Speaking of. 32. Do a little whistle pick. Yeah. Do a little whistle pick. Ooh, a little boss hog. You got the boss hog, baby. I've never tried the boss hog. Yo.

Can we get some glasses, please? We got the boss hog. God damn it, dude. And I'm not even going to drink today again. Son of a bitch. So fights. When you say you're not a barbecue podcast, it's more like you don't like the people that go crazy about it.

Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm anti-barbecue. When I was in Nashville, we went to barbecue. We went to Poland. Fuck. Peg Lake Porker? Peg Lake Porker. I liked it. I actually didn't eat a ton of it, but I enjoyed what I had.

And it's just like, yeah, it's more of the whole, like when you start yelling at me about it, I'm like, all right, dude, I just wanted to have some fucking ribs. Chill out. Yeah, yeah. Oh, did you pop that thing on the GoPro? Oh, you you start yelling at me about it, I'm like, all right, dude, I just wanted to have some fucking ribs. Chill out. Yeah, yeah. Oh, did you pop that thing on the GoPro? Oh, you dirty dog. I still get it.

That's tough. You got it. Hey, anything happens after this, dude, we'll get that. Hey, fights, I feel you, but it's hard for me to get on board with, like, oh, we're not a barbecue podcast. Wait, I get it. No, I'm not walking it back. I'm sticking with it.

Because I understand the elite of the lead and everything else is kind of like the same shit but like yeah that's kind of the aura about barbecue like for me i guess when i think barbecue i don't sit here and think like let's go try all the different barbecues now i love doing that when i think barbecue i think like a weekend vibe with the boys okay that's a different thing we're very much a barbecue podcast and that's you know what i'm saying bags I was telling Taylor, it's just a great time. It's not a holiday. You don't have to bring gifts.

You're coming over to have a good time. You're probably going to end up sitting on the back deck or around a fire at some point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just drinking some whiskey and having a good time. Yeah.

Like, oh, we'll have to do this again. Yeah. And you don't really need a reason. You know what I mean? Great podcasting and great whiskey. I was, oh, yeah. Bro. Dude, every time I have the Boss Hog, I forget how good the Boss Hog is.

Bro, it's so smooth. It's so smooth, dude. Holy shit. And I wasn't going to drink today because I have a- Okay, you straight? Yeah. This shit's just so good. Hey, you see the shiner on Will's eye?

Yeah, what happened there? We were on the yak and he decided to wrestle KB. Oh, yeah. KB got his ass beat. No, listen. Listen, Will. That came off too strong. Yeah, I was going to say. It came off too strong. Will didn't know that KB wrestled. I mean, he got his ass beat. No, listen. That came off too strong. Will didn't know that KB wrestled.

I didn't know. But I mean, you know, you still got him. But he's a D1 wrestler. And we'll put him down. And we had it all on video. That's tough for the one I put on my Twitter. Check it out on the app. That's tough for the wrestling brand right there. He was really heartbroken about it. Was he confident going in? I don't think he spoke the rest of the pot. He was hustling me.

He was trying to hustle him. He's like, ah, I don't think he spoke the rest of the part. He was hustling me. He was trying to hustle him. He's like, ah, I don't think. You hustle and then you lose. Yeah, that's a tough scene. That's tough. Put money on it then. Yeah. That's a tough deal.

But yeah, you got the shiner on it. And hey, they're out of breath for a little bit. Bro, I thought you were hurting. You were breathing right in the mic too. You didn't even put the mic away. He was like, oh, fuck. Like making out with that fucker. I got the headphones on. I'm like, holy shit.. Like, making out with that fucker. I got the headphones on.

I'm like, holy shit. Will Charlotte was doing a big cat stand like, damn, he's really going through it over there. I thought you were going to say you got it

from the baby, but KB's about the same size. I don't know if you want to talk to a KB man. Oh, I know. I don't want to talk to him. I've talked to him with KB once, I think.

It was like, it was over fast, not in the sense that he won, but I was like, oh, never mind, never mind, never mind. Never mind. I don't want that.B once, I think. It was over fast. Not in the sense that he won, but I was like, oh, never mind, never mind, never mind. I love wrestling in the office. In fact, I used to wrestle with this guy, YP, who doesn't work here anymore.

And ever since he left, I've been missing my wrestling. He needs a wrestling buddy. YP was the outdoors guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time I walk in a room. What happened to him? Where'd he go? Are we allowed to talk about it? I think he just started his own thing.

I think it ended kind of rocky, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It ended great. But it was... It's funny how it ended because it was like... It's almost like how he started

because he started in the office every day. And then he stopped coming to the office and Dave was like, he doesn't work anymore. Whereas the new outdoor person not only is everybody in the office. Because he... You do an outdoor show.

You don't have an office job. A lot of us... New York's a tough place to do an outdoor show show we do a couple times a week every day every week forever and yp on the other hand uh he was like making seasons of shows so he would like go on the road film all this outdoor shit for a long time and then put out a full season but dave's kind of like where the fuck have you been because he was used to him being in the office i'm sure there's other stuff that I don't know about. Here's a question, and I actually want

to get into a couple of Barstool things, just to learn. We're outsiders. We're going to ask some questions for you. We'll ask some questions for you about maybe some Titan stuff. We would rank some favorite players. When people do leave, how many of them are cordial goodbyes? Not many people

leave. We're only coming up on that for like, this is new. So we had one dude leave. He originally started Philly with Smitty, and he went to work for Complex, and that was totally cordial, no issues there. But that was before even Churnin came around. But since things have really popped off, we really have not had many people leave. And I think the people who have left have either been fired or have left like Rocky unceremoniously. Yeah. What about McAfee?

We don't have a lot of night. McAfee. McAfee, bro. He was destined to be an absolute rocket ship. Yeah. And he was always going to be on his own. I personally like I when I saw him, I was like, this guy is going to be the biggest thing on the Internet. Like I would have first round draft pick give him all the money whatever he

wants but he inevitably i think he knows that about himself and i think he would have had his own operation no matter what i wish we just got like another year or two out of them yeah because things started to get a little i don't know enough about it but i do believe it got a little dicey between him and he was like well then i'm gonna go but he was gonna leave the next year or the year after that no matter what he was eventually he was eventually he's a one-man operation what about him did you look at him go okay he's got it uh he he you know what's funny i think the people who are into wrestling really get like this game really like they've got like he the way he can like cut a wrestling promo is why he can do good podcasting. He's good on the mic.

He is like the blue collar people of the world fucking love him. So he has this appeal that ranges from athletes to like coal mine workers to, you know, I mean, everything in between. Nations backbone. And then he's got, you know, uh the pro sports appeal now the pro wrestling appeal i mean it's just to me he has the the uh the the swagger really that just like everything he does he's gonna dominate i mean the guy the guy got blacked out one day and bought a wrestling ring for his house he bought a five thousand dollar wrestling ring it showed up at his house on a flatbed truck and he was like what what's going on here and they were like you ordered a wrestling ring sir and he's like what are you talking about and he

like looked through his computer he's like oh i i did in fact buy a wrestling and then you know fast forward probably 10 15 years whatever he's uh you know wrestling at fucking wrestlemania jumping off of cages and getting getting fucking stone cold getting stunted getting stunned yeah getting stunned is cool you know unbelievable dude that's so cool that's it that type of dude watching him we went and did mcafee show what a couple months ago right at the combine and it was just cool to see like his whole operation how into it he is but like he gets there he grinds oh he fucking he know like i usually can tell and I appreciate it about you guys

when people come to Barstool they either kind of ingratiate themselves and become part of the show that's a big word you're going to have to tell me about ingratiation you guys were very gracious you guys came in and were like you can use any word you want as long as you define it for me

you can say whatever the fuck you want just let your boy know. I don't know if you're insulting me or picking up on myself. Hey, hey, hey. What the fuck are you trying to say? Did you pick up on this? He didn't really define ingratiate.

He's like, how about I just use another one that doesn't really mean ingratiate. It means when you're gracious and kind of like getting good with us because you came in and you were respectful and you were like, you guys respected what we built and did before. Because there are people who... Bro, are you sure that's what ingratiate means?

Yeah, when you ingratiate yourself to somebody. I think it means you kind of become one with them. Yeah, because they came in and they were cool to us, they were gracious to us, and they become part of the gang. Nick, what's ingratiate mean? Bring... It's over here because I'm blind. gracious to us and to become part of the gang. Nick, what's a great game? Bring, uh, bring oneself into favor with someone by flattering or trying to please them. Oh, so we're people pleasers. No, you guys just came in

and you were like, thanks for building this. That's all I'm saying. You guys were nice, Alex Cooper wasn't. That's what I'm fucking saying, okay? Some people use us, some people don't use us. Alright, that's what I fucking mean. You morons. Get a head!

Get a head! Get a head! Guys, ever take the SATs? You fucking retard. You fucking idiots. That's all I meant. You fucking retard idiots. Yo, that's so funny, dude.

Boy, that's why, you know, that's why I think Pat worked at that. We did our best. Speaking of fit, I gotta say, you're looking good. Oh, thanks, dude. I know, Will, I know you're back in the gym. I think you're looking good.

I appreciate that. You know what it is? It's just getting tan. It's been a couple warm days. I've been grinded, and then that tan, I got a little sun kiss, and now everything's a lot better for me right now. Things are are going well that's the same column I got in two days so listen

nice to the moon my confidence you know I'm saying I appreciate that I appreciate that I saw your tweet uh saying and I kind of agree you were saying you're it's well I agree with half of it that you were surprised how negative the uh Brady announcement was received I was too I saw I mean I saw that I mean, I saw that. I saw like some reporter tweeted and the first like 20 replies were like, this is too much money. This is crazy. When I don't know shit, but here's my question.

That's so weird. When people are like, that's too much money. And they say like with players too. Like, why do you care what the billionaire spends his money on? Why can't the millionaire get some money? Like, what is it? It doesn't, it doesn't matter. Right. But my thing, if he's doing a pregame or a postgame, it makes sense.

Because I think people will come to watch Brady. But me and him could do the broadcast on a game. And people are going to watch whatever game's on Fox. Yeah, that's a good point. You know what I mean? Are you going to get $375 million of worth out of the guy doing play-by-play? But also, what we said was you can't choose what game you watch. That's what I mean.

I can't put on a fucking Brady game. I can only watch whatever game's on in my region. He's got to be doing something around the game too though. He's got to be doing a whole bunch of stuff. If the NFL should try to make something like the NBA has with Chuck. Dude, that is a great take. I love that. If it was Peyton,

Romoo and Brady and they had this quarterback crew and then you have Kevin Burkhardt or whoever that makes sense to me but just doing the call

it's like I'm going to put on Fox no matter what I think go ahead no no no up to you please so who's the best

broadcasting announcer right now Tony Romo I think it's I don't know if it's Tony I think Tony's the best. The way he digests the game, the way he sees it, the way he looks at film. I think he's got a little

Gus Johnson where he's great in the playoffs because the game matches his energy. But there are times where it's like, dude, it's fucking October. Why are you screaming at me right now? Well, that's coming from a Patriots fan. It's big for the rest of us. Sometimes I think he just doesn't like... Year one to where he's at now, I get what you mean. It's big for the rest of us. Oh, here we go. Here, Jim. Sometimes I think he just doesn't, like, year one to where he's at now,

I feel like he hasn't. He's kind of been, like, the same or he's gotten a little worse. Yeah. Here's how I feel. Here's how I feel. Because I love Romo. Like, the first year he did it, he's, like, talking about plays, and I hear, like, he shouldn't be saying it ahead of time.

But some of that stuff's cool. That was what happened. And also, he, like, he kind of just says whatever's happening and just guesses and then tracks and then says something else. What happened with Romo was the first two or three games, he predicted, nailed a few plays. Look out for this guy here, and then it happened, and everyone cummed themselves.

And then he does it every play, and he gets 50% wrong, 70% wrong, whatever. And it's like, all right, man. We're just going to fucking watch what happens. Dude, I don't mind a good uh buck and acheman i love i love buck joe buck joe there was a while when the internet hated him and then i have no idea why and there still are people who hate him but well national broadcasts always get crushed i don't know why i think they're great i think they're great i can't stand collinsworth no i was gonna say i love collinsworth hey i like him i gotta like him i love how much everybody hates on him

that it makes me enjoy it. I don't think that. Here's why. It's because I have such a, not just me, but I think a lot of NFL players that aren't in on it have a hatred for PFF

because it's fake. It's fake news. That's exactly what it is. They put out all these false statistics and all these different things and they have, there's literally,

here's a story about PFF. I have a teammate of of mine an ex-teammate of mine his brother wanted to become a part of pff so he emailed them as a hey i love what you guys are doing how to become a more part of it they emailed them back and said hey how much football have you played he's like i played jv football they said cool here's your region grade these and send them back to us and then he became a grader for football that was it that was that was only like uh requirement now that was years and years and years ago i'm sure they've developed a lot more but anytime something like that where you're pushing a narrative of like this guy's the best this guy's the worst this guy's in the middle and that one of the announcers is a founder of it i just think it's shady business yeah i think he's good at his job i just don't like and I say hate because I'm always trying to

you know be more boisterous if we google that later but I do think like it's too much when you're like I feel like he's double dipping in the wrong way

I don't like that I thought you were saying when they sent out like grade this region that was like a test run that was to publish he went in that's fucking

he went in and did it but now that's not to say you don't have to like play the game at a high level to be able to Grade somebody? Yeah. I feel like you.

I don't read somebody. Here's what I do. If you're like a savant and you study it, if Bill Belichick never played a down or whatever, but he had that brain for it, or no, to grade someone, you think you have to have played the game. I think it's impossible unless you know every single offense. I can only speak for offenses. I only play offense.

To do that, to be able to grade and say, all right, I'm in this building, so I can say how Taylor LeJuan did, or I can say how Ryan Tannehill did, or Derek Henry, because in our offense, we have two plays. And of those two plays, we have several variations of that one play. So unless you know that exact play call that looks very similar, then you can't really say anything because I might be doing something different on one play than another play

and you might think I fucked up that time or something, you know what? It's crazy because you're so dumb, but you're smart with your things. Oh, no, no, no. This is all, I'm just vomiting and it's making sense right now. No, but it's just wild how much,

I mean, obviously football is like the most complicated out of like every sport. I wonder if it is because hockey seems very complicated to me. No, hockey's not. It's a very easy sport as far as rules go, but I feel like being in zones, being in areas. No. No, it's not. There are no set plays.

You have like where you're supposed to be. Just like, are you good? Like talent really prevails. I mean, obviously we're talking about NHL. There might be different things, but like. Are you Sidney Crosby? Okay, good. Yeah, right.

But you were talking about football and I always tell this always tell this story because like it's almost like vindication for me for not always running my mouth about sports where we were at the super bowl minnesota and i was friend i'm friends with jamie reddall and we went out we got drinks and she had two of the producers from cbs come we do like they do nfl today and and they're like so wait they were just asking us about our podcast like so what do you guys do on a podcast? And we're like, do you talk sports? And I was like, we touch on sports, you know, big games and stuff like that, but we're not breaking down X's and O's. We don't know the game like your guys do.

And they go, can we tell you a secret? I don't know what they're talking about. Nothing. Nobody does. He's like, if you played college ball, the NFL game is so different. If you played for this NFL team, that NFL team is so different. He's like, none of them know what they're talking about. Right.

And I was like, all right, that feels nice the whole world you can do like doctors lawyers fucking nobody knows what they're doing you can do generic top top top top percent otherwise you can i mean well you know like okay it's a three four defense okay it's four three defense oh this guy they dropped this guy so now it's cover two you know all this different shit but like i think as long as you know just like a smidge more than the average person you can like say it on a broadcast and people think you know what you're talking about dude as as a brady dick rider i can't tell you how scared i am about that contract why i'm terrified because he's like he right now in particular what do you mean by that contract because like just

about what he's gonna do now like 10 years on tv TV. I was with Brady in the gutter years when everyone hated him. And then it's nice to have the whole world like him. Basically, everyone loves Tom Brady now. And it's nice to be able to be like, yeah, that's my guy. Everyone likes my guy. You're afraid of him being exposed and unlikable. What if he sucks? I know he doesn't suck at football.

I always knew that. I don't know if he's going to suck at broadcasting. I think he's going to get hate no matter what. Okay, so I think when he starts this thing, he's going to get so much hate because how can you make yourself look like that? Can't justify $37.5 million. Exactly.

How do you justify that right away? What we know about Tom Brady is this. Extremely handsome. He's got a killer life. He's very charismatic. And he knows football probably better than anybody ever. Yeah, right, right. So when he goes on there, he's going to be good.

You know what I'm saying? He's going to be able to, if anything, he's going to be able to say all these things, everything that's happening, no problem. But there's going to be hate because of that huge contract. I agree with you. Also, what you know about him is he's a fucking grinder.

He'll get good at it. If I'm not good at this, I will fucking work and work and work and work and work which is crazy dude just go to the beach with your wife go home

just go home he loves ball way too much like he's talked about it like he hopes his kids grow up and they don't have like the same kind of I guess like demons

of obsession that he has about like one particular thing the dude loves ball which I thought surprising like I felt like the reaction

everybody was giving was more positive than... It's funny, you know, it depends on like who you follow and who you see. I hate it. Mine was a full, mine was like a full joke.

Like I don't hate it at all. Like I think that man, that man, your stand up, at least that one, the NBA father's joke. I appreciate that. I love that.

It was crazy. That was good. I think it was going over people's heads, but that was... It took a second, I felt like, yes. Woo. I appreciate that. I love that. It was crazy. That was good. I think it was going over people's heads, but that was- It took a second, I felt like, for it to sit in on people.

Oh, yeah. You get it. You get it. It kind of cuts a couple different ways, but that is- Stay fair. That is-

You're good at that for like a first time. At least, I didn't see the whole thing, but you looked calm. I can shoot you in the drop box. We can, you know. Yeah, yeah.

Break it down. I appreciate that, bro. drop box. We can, you know. Yeah, yeah. So wait, so you guys did that live show like right after ours and you like started solo or you came out afterwards? So like how did, so we did our live show but it was the same night

or not? Yeah, same day. Josh Wolf did his stand up at seven and he always has like a, like a rookie, somebody who hasn't done comedy. He did the same exact thing

with me once. do five minutes. Yeah. Do five minutes. Yeah. And then they help you punch up or work on a couple of jokes and you go back out there and you're supposed to like redo it, but they pretty much just like drag you for the jokes. Oh, that's interesting.

That same night. Cause I just went up and did like, I opened for him. Uh, yeah, he sets it up. He gave me some tips afterwards, but that's cool.

I was supposed to do that that night. He wears the mic, opens it up, sets me up. I come out, I do the five minutes and then like, he does the it's a totally different game than doing the podcast right like oh bro i was nervous as shit taylor tell you like i was out in the hallway like fucking so just thinking about it all the time especially when you think to yourself all right

it's uh it's nine o'clock right now this will be done at like 904 yes but you're like yeah because you because, cause you like, you like go out there and it's like, there's nobody else out there with you. Like you're leaning on the stuff you were saying to entertain everybody in that room. Like there you're, you're,

you're looking for laughs, right? You're trying to make people laugh. There's something about that. And you, and you have this like weird anxiety, like, damn,

what if I don't deliver one of these the way I've either rehearsed or thought about or anything. And if I don't, and it goes flat, you just know your mind can go anywhere. Right. And then you lose. If you don't get a reaction that you want, you know, your mind can go literally everywhere. It's so funny.

It's like, all right, this room of like a couple hundred people are not going to laugh for 60 seconds or whatever. And you're going to. True. It's going to kill you. Right, right. You're like, I want to die. I want to die. Because the last one, like I said, the last joke and I didn't land it and like I didn't get through it the way I wanted to die I want to die I want to die because the last one like I said the last joke and I didn't land it and like I didn't

get through it the way I wanted to and so there wasn't as many laughs on my final joke to like end and be like that's my five minutes

that's when you just go like let's go Titans yeah Titans football no fucking way but it was it was cool though man it was a lot of fun

he wants me to he actually texted yesterday asking if I'll do his Father's Day one with him so I might go I might go he's awesome he josh is like he's kind of like a little bit of a mentor to me too and it's like he has uh he's such a good dude and he's big man where you guys getting fucking mentors at the job just dropped a mentor on me yeah he's talking through a lot of shit uh like uh comedy wise and like business wise and all that shit and i mean he's crushing i think he has like a million subscribers

on youtube fucking monster numbers yeah it's like there's a lot of there's a lot of good people you know everybody knows the top top top names and there are people out there fucking selling out arenas or a million subscribers or whatever it's like good it's a good time to be a comic you know if you were a comic in other eras it's like you did well a good time to be a comic you know if you were a comic in other eras it's like you did well but you didn't do it yes no dudes are killing it now going crazy and with the platform with the platforms you have now with podcasting and you can parlay it into other stuff like it is a good it's a good gig for him to be in but he's a stud though like he's a good fucking dude yeah you put me on a video

i got connected with him because kfc reached out saying that Josh was going to be, or was living in Nashville. And he would be down to come on the bus. So then we went from DMs to exchanging numbers. And then he put us in a group chat with Josh. And Josh was like, down to come on. So we're like, all right, come on the podcast. Dude, he went to Vegas. I don't even get to mentors yet.

You were talking about like exchanging numbers with Shane. I'm still too scared to ever ask anyone i i have no numbers from anyone who's ever been on the show really none gotta i think you should be like yeah give me your number we'll talk about it i wouldn't text you dude i'd be too fucking scared really i'm like they definitely the best the person that's best at first impressions as well yeah he's the greatest at first impressions ever i appreciate that i got you i got you, Bob. I got you. That sounds like a backhanded compliment. No, no, no. He really is.

The other impressions. Like once you get to know him. Two through a thousand? Terrible impressions. Two through infinity? You don't want any impressions. But that first one. He's a dog to human beings.

He comes off great. He's a fucking scumbag, dude. But like that's, you know, that's a Christy Max number. Yeah, dude. That's fucking. You guys. Christy Max, I was seeing something on there. Who's Christy Max? that's a Christy Maxx number yeah dude that's fucking you guys Christy Maxx

I was seeing something on her who's Christy Maxx she's a adult performer oh okay one of the all time greats she doesn't anymore one of the all time greats

she started the alt girl era she the first girl I knew with the short hair short hair at times I think she was the first girl

I ever saw with the half head shaved I don't know if she was the first but she was the with a half head shave I don't know if she was the first but she was the one she definitely popularized it she took it like she was the first like mainstream

trailblazer at least that I remember Jackie Robinson important oh it was your story yeah I was obsessed

with her really this is one of my favorite things I like girls who hate me and like a girl covered in tattoos

with her fucking head shave definitely is gonna hate me now we know she hates you. I love being in the game so long. This is like a 10 year joke

that we're going to like or story that we're going to get to like close the loop on because of Bert. She was in Boston and she tweeted This is like 10 years ago. She tweeted anyone who brings me Legos to the club I'll suck their dick. So I was like fuck me. So I was like, fuck me. So I fucking run to the Lego store.

I went to a Lego museum first to get, like, some inspiration. Run to the Lego store. Get, like, I wanted to get a big pirate ship because that's what they have on her. She has on her back. It was going to be a little sentimental, you know. But it was, like, it took, like, 12 hours to put together. Some outraced my time. So I got these two little toys, like a car and a dog.

Because she loved her dogs and she liked cars at the time. I don't know, something whatever wow and i put them together and i show up at the club and i was like here you go and i was driving there i was like white knuckles so fucking scared that she was also super horny yeah yeah i was like what if she does it dude this is gonna suck i don't think we got hard like i had so much anxiety like this guy i had performance anxiety an hour and a half before I ever saw her. I had performance anxiety where I couldn't even maybe tug one out to get the anxiety away. I already couldn't do it.

And we get there and she's like, thanks. I gotta talk to my lawyers before I suck any dicks. How many guys were there? None. John was the only one with Legos. He was the first. He was at a bar, so there's guys.

But there was only one dude with Legos. One motherfucker showed up with Legos. I have to talk to my lawyer. Because you also got to remember Twitter. Not everybody's on Twitter at that point. Yeah, 10 years ago. People saw that. But not everybody else did.

And then she... And we've told this story a million times now today and for alone but the uh the we always kind of thought it was like a cute thing like it was like funny it's like funny little exchange chrissy and i had she was like yeah i'm not gonna suck your dick but like yeah cool yeah that was that was a funny joke she followed you that's not she didn't follow me she followed me on twitter yes okay okay and uh then fast forward to last night and birth with her and she's telling the story, and she has a completely different memory of it, where she's like,

she's like, this pathetic little loser showed up with an embarrassing toy, and I was like, oh my God. Bert even goes, oh my God. Bert pans the camera,

he's like, boys, and I see her, and then she says that, and the next slide, he's like, we're celebrating you guys. We're celebrating you boys. Because she was like this pathetic little bullshit. Oh, my God.

Yikes. That's a fucking heartbreaker. But then we get linked up. And she's like, I'm down to come on the podcast. So now we're going to have, hopefully, Christy Mack on the podcast. Maybe with some Legos. Maybe, who knows? some white knuckles if she's in the pocket she'll suck your dick right here right now dude like i haven't already thought about this day what would you do we would both take

our pants off i'd be over here like okay bro i i've i've thought about it where she's like because she has an only fans and and OnlyFans models love doing that promo stuff. And if she's like, what if I sucked your dick on my OnlyFans? And you promoted it and all that stuff. I don't know what I'd do, dude. Are you married or dating anybody?

Then there's a no-brainer, yes. It's a no-brainer. I know! Bro, if you worked for ESPN or NFL Network, it's like, obviously, no, you can't. But you're in the one position in life where you can. And here's a win for you. If she says it, I'll do it!

If she says it, I'll do it! Yeah! Yes! She's probably going to be like, I'm coming to the potch. Bro, you're going to nut it so fast. She's sucking your dick, you animals. She's probably not going to come on now.

Yeah, she's probably like, we'll cut all this. We'll cut all this. Yeah! Wait, I only got to suck one of your dicks? Okay. Jesus Christ. Look, yeah, I've had some fantasies in the last 12 hours.

But hey, what a waste. She didn't know who you were 10 years ago, right? No, I had no idea. I'm sure she knew we worked for Barstool, and then she forgot what Barstool ever was because it was a nothing thing in Boston at the time. Like, it was... Well, I'm sure she probably... I don't know.

We'll have to ask her. I feel like... I mean, she remembers the Lego guy. Maybe she... I love how he's standing up now. Yeah. It's crazy. I get gassed up in the podcast,

and I don't sit back down. What's wild to me is, like, I don't think you'll be able to handle yourself during the podcast. You're going to have to do the entire podcast. Oh, yeah. You're going to be nervous. She's going to come in, and you're um i don't think you'll be able to handle yourself during the podcast so you're gonna have to do the entire oh yeah you're gonna be nervous you're gonna be nervous i'll be i'll be look at your grandma i'll be so nervous dude i'll be so you got how are you doing chris he was the one bro no shit i gotta look this girl up. Yeah, look her up. Look me up. Any favorites I should look up? Yeah, I got a couple.

No, I got... I was gonna tell her about this. I had one. It's a Christy Mack injury. Oh, no, no. That's a dark shit. That gets a little dark. Yep, yep.

I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. And back to porn. There was a... There was a fucking... She has a video with James Dean where it's an anal video. Anal video. And she is like...

Give me a second. Yeah, okay. Where's your guys' nearest bathroom? Oh, she's getting blasted by two pieces right here. I feel so uncomfortable right now. Why not me? I feel just as comfortable. There you go.

Hey. That makes one of us. So you're into her? Yeah, big time. Big time. Man, I felt bad watching that on this podcast. But she had- I'm going to delete my browser history now like a shameful

I just saw two dudes jerking off and then it hit me like you know I've watched porn before you just watched a facial I watched a facial on your guys' radio show still in the NFL the owner of my football team is a woman I watched a facial, dude. Grow up. I watched a facial on your guys' radio show.

He's still in the NFL. The owner of my football team is a woman. And I'm like, oh, you know, two cops on a face. Let's ask some questions, then. Let's ask some questions. If you guys were single, would you guys fuck a chick together? Do you want to answer first or second? I don't know.

These are my questions. These are my questions. These are my questions. Yes or no on three. Oh, you guys have the threes. As soon as he says three, go. One, two, three. Yes. Hey!

Hi, guys. A good old-fashioned pig roast for the boys. Okay, now you can do your questions. Well, mine was going to be, Taylor, rank your offensive lineman. And we can- That's way more PG. You turn back to reality. Mine's way more PG,

but has fucking employment ramifications. Oh, you think I'm the third best? Yeah. Go ahead, right away. I'm ranking the five best offensive linemen in the league. No, no, no, the third best? Yeah. Go ahead. Right away. I'm ranking the five best offensive linemen in the league. No, no, no, no. On your team. On my team?

Five best offensive linemen on my team? Yeah. Ooh. Just hype it up. Ooh. One offensive lineman, right? Yeah. One is me.

Two is Ben. Really? What a selfish player. One is me. Two is Ben, three as Nate, and the other two, to be honest with you, is we don't have, I mean, Roger Saffold got let go. He's now playing for the Buffalo Bills, and our right tackle last year is no longer with the team.

David Lee. Shout out to David Lee. Fucking love David Lee. Phenomenal. I fucking love David Lee. So I got a top three for you. When we were in Nashville, we got dinner with Vrabel. Wait, what?

You guys went to dinner with Vrabel? Yeah, with the whole family, with the Vrabel family. Shut the fuck up. You're fucking kidding me. The night they went and saw Bert? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. The night before.

It's crazy we weren't invited. That's fucking wild, Will. And we sat down with the whole gang. Yeah, the whole gang was there. Carter? No, Carter. Tyler was there. All right, it was cool.

It was cool. Carter's hilarious, bro. But the – Ray was telling a story, but I think you sent a text being like, yo, who's my guard going to be this year? And he said, I don't know who my fucking tackle is. Good night. Of course you told that story.

He said, like, get the fuck dude uh yeah he fucking said that and like in my head I'm like weird shot it's like 8 o'clock at night it's just you and me talking it'd be like us in a hallway I'm like hey

who's my lifeguard he'd be like I don't know who I left tackle I was like who are you saying this for who are you saying this for yeah he chirped the shit out of me though

he's all about chirping he loves the boys though yeah he told Will What $25,000 To come back on our podcast Yeah dude He was like

Cause dude He had gotten on me Like years ago Got on me He's like You never invite me On your stupid show I was like

Dude you have an open invite To come on our stupid show Whenever you fucking want And then when we were in Nashville I was like Yo do you want to come On our stupid show He goes $25,000

I'll come on That's bullshit Coach of the year bullshit dude he's a little too close to the sun right now and then he'll just text out of nowhere and be like hey price price goes up next week you don't have me on i'm not fucking having you on the podcast he like has his son just text like after the draft like uh carter text and he's like hey my dad just gave me the scattering report on the drafted linebacker he's you but faster i'm just trying to enjoy my fucking sunday dude he's got out of church yeah yeah i had to respond to carter i just put i just put they all are they

always have been hey your shit with the drafts is hilarious, though. Every linebacker getting drafted in the first round, you're like, I'm hearing bust. Probably a bust. I can't take the credit for that. You gave me that one. Yeah, that's probably why I gassed it up just now. That was exactly what I thought.

Oh, did I? Oh, did I tell you that? Shit was hilarious. That's the Barstool equivalent when you give someone else a t-shirt idea and they put it out. Like, this t-shirt kills. Fucking great design, man. That's funny, dude. Taylor's like thinking in his head like, oh, I'd love to do this for left tackles, but I know Will fucking do it.

Bro, there's shit I can't do that I think about sometimes. I'm like, damn. Let me make Will do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will do anything, dude. Are you a Christy Max like a dick alright bro there'll come a day when it's finally time to hang him up

however many years from now and then Bustin' with the Boys really takes off cause then you guys will be like fucking chicks on the camera or whatever I don't know whatever you can do

do you think so you think Bustin' takes off post careers no I don't plural plural when we're really ready Do you think so? Do you think Buston takes off post-careers? No. Plural, plural. When we're really ready to settle down.

Right. I mean, do you often, like, are you ever on a podcast? You're like, oh, I can't say that. Does that happen a lot? Yeah. Yeah. I've done it three times on this podcast. But you said it. Were you already thinking about it?

No. I'm thinking about the part of my tank when I was talking about Tannehill's interception. Oh, were you really? Yeah. I feel pretty cool about this one right here. The only thing I'm thinking about the part of my tank when I was talking about Tannehill's interception. Oh, you really? I feel pretty cool about this one right here. The only thing I feel bad about is watching porn just now.

Yeah, I feel guilty Let's make him uncomfortable. Bro, bro. No, no, no. But no, to answer that question, there's been a couple of times I've said some offhand shit like offside stuff

because you get super comfortable with your boys and you have like that locker room talk but like every once in a while it goes a little over where it's like, hey, I was probably pushing it for even hanging out with the boys i probably should

reel that back a little bit because we got all got it ourselves like i think uh shane gillis has a hilarious bit about that like kind of going over the over the top about things and uh there's been like a couple handful of times i've been like hey we can't we can't do that but the but like we talk about it sometimes but like you'd like other shows like oh they really let it go and they let it fly and like i don't i don't think i ever you'd like other shows where like, Oh, they really let it go. And they let it fly. And like, I don't, I don't think I ever come in here and I'm like, I can't,

I can't, I have something I want to say and I can't say it. Right. I basically always say what I want. I don't, I don't like, I think that's a good, good spot to be.

Like ultimately I want to be like, I would like to be there. There's, I think you got some in you. Sometimes you do. I think you got, yeah. Like sometimes you do think like, uh, like you just want to let it fly. But sometimes like, I think about got some in you. Sometimes you do think. I think you got, yeah. Sometimes you do think like,

like you just want to let it fly. But sometimes like I think about, man, I think I should have said that, but I am getting a lot more comfortable. I think really unfiltered would be a scene. But like, what is it about? Like my shit, like company stuff. When I first met Will,

he said the N word all the time. Yo, why you gotta say that, dog? Why is it always the same joke? I'll tell you what like I'm not Shane is that what you're getting at

I know I know dude Black Baby April Fool's Day joke was great dude that was great that was good

I was like that shit was so funny the amount of people being like really that was so funny did you think that was like a cancelable offense

no no but there are I'm sure there would be some people would be like I can't do that we had a girl DM us about No, no. But I'm sure there would be some people would be like, I can't do that. We had a girl DM us about our podcast,

the four of us, talking about, what was that talking about? That girl that DM'd us. Oh, I don't remember that. Oh, someone tweeted me being like, I had to fast forward

from a park. I forget what it was. It was talking about big girls or something like that. Like hog hunting or whatever. Oh, yeah. I mean, I read it and I go,

nah, I'm just going to leave this alone. It's just life. Sometimes people get upset. I don't know. Yeah, feelings are. Oh, I've got a product and not every single person

If we hurt one person's feeling with that podcast, I consider that a huge success. That's what I'm saying. And even though you'll sit there and you'll empathize with it as you're reading it, you're thinking like,

am I going to allow this one thing to like change? It's like, I wish I didn't hurt your feelings. Yeah, for sure. Dude, it does though. That's the thing.

And that's why I, that's why I got kind of hot about the Reddit stuff. Cause like it does change whether, whether or not you, you let it like actively, it's subconsciously, it does like, it will affect the next thing you say.

Yeah. And that's why I got so bothered with the Reddit stuff at Barstool. Like to have like the internal burners hear more internal burners because like because those people who are doing that is a zeke or deke or yeah we're never gonna get it whatever but like i got so bothered a real person yeah yeah and he's like the just having the burners everyone here knows what comments do to them everyone here knows how that affects you and and makes you depressed or sad or anxious or rethink how you do your job. Everyone

knows that. And to fucking do that to other people you're working with and you know are trying to battle through that is fucked up. That's fucking bullshit. And we're never going to get to listen. That sucks. But that's why. Because those comments do. Even if it's just one. It changes how you're hardwired. People remember the one negative over

100,000 positive. Yeah. So why won't you ever get the list he won't give him to me because the dude's a cunt you know him wow i talked to him i talked to him um he he told me there were some people at barstool who told him that they he shouldn't put the list out and that made me hot because i was like why the fuck are we are you standing in the way of that like because he also singled me out and was like you were the most talked about so now i'm like let me fucking find out right and he uh he initially said he was like i don't want i don't want anyone to get fired i was like i'm not gonna be fired i just want to know for myself to know what's up because i'm not trying to get people fired because i don't

deal with hr and fucking all that kind of shit yeah but i just want to know and um and then he was like well all other people at barstool have told me not to. And I've talked to those people and it was a misunderstanding or whatever. But I just think that Deke is going to be a bitch about it. Do you think it's real then? Do you think it's real? I do. I think it's fucked up because he throws the carrot out there. Yes.

And for me to either, I want to like professionally know. And then personally, like I can get some closure out of some things that i went through and know confirm probably what i already know about a few people and sort of like dangle that in front of me which would like give me like some sort of peace you know and then just be like nah i'm not gonna do it anymore i'm like well fuck you then dude right either don't do it at all or don't do it and single me out or don't you know like the dangling is what is what i thought was fucked up i think think there is a list. It's the reason I believe it's a list is because it's also not the most damning list in the world. He doesn't have like proof, proof, proof. It's like very logical.

It's probably like this probably definitely is this person. If you look at how they're talking, what they're saying, who they're saying about and how they posted 25 days in a row, the same thing, you know, you can kind of figure it out if you use your head. But it's not enough of a smoking gun to really even be a thing so that's why i do believe it exists i just don't think it's all that it was hyped up to be but also just then fucking then then even more reason just give it to me because all it is is a list of supposedly maybe people who are talking shit there's no legal ram up yeah i think it's like it's like harder for the barstool office too right because you guys like i can only imagine if we all like let it fly in the locker room and we had like a forum and platform that we did it on and they're also like

people in the same building that are making other accounts and talking shit like you kind of like i'm thinking about like for us like yeah like me personally i feel like i'll let it fly more because it's like if something happens and all we have is bust with the boys it's like i know we we are our own bosses about it so there's there's nobody in there that you're trying to like appease or like walk into a building or like a locker room like you guys let it fly but you're very much around and ingrained with everybody every day i let it fly with everything something office-wise could still kind of like mess with you i mean i guess you can see why like this this could be a little toxic in here oh hell yeah see it like so we're walking around here like we walk in here and we're like yo this is so fucking dope because we're in college you see barstool smoke show of the week

the website you guys you know what i'm saying that's the first thing we go yeah for real though do you remember looking at that smoke show of the week that shit was fire and then you kind of like i remember i remember having dudes and just like cutting it up Marcel having parties at Michigan and me not being able to get in and now I'm like here and like we walk in and it's like

yo this is so dope and then you spend a couple hours and you're like if I was here every single day for 10 years 12 years be like man there'd be a lot of

like there'd be a lot of I don't like this person this person doesn't like me you know what the saddest thing is too what these guys are saying how it starts a lot of people get a burner to hype themselves up for people to be like, yo, I heard Will Compton's the funniest.

Like, I think Will Compton's the funniest guy. Just being like, you know. Just me hyping myself up. But then someone's like, yeah, Will's funny, but you know, like Taylor's really funny. And next thing you know, your comments of Will's really funny turn into like, well, fuck Taylor. You know, so it starts, it always starts out like a good idea and next thing you know you're obsessed because it's also you know you

when you say something negative on reddit you get a million upvotes yeah and i do think there's like a weird in this generation i think there's like a psychological thing of getting votes or likes or followers like your brain is like do more do more do more next thing you know you've been on the reddit page 100 days in a row saying fuck fuck Feidelberg, fuck KFC, whatever. And it's like, you don't even know how it happened. It's actually interesting. I was watching a clip of Ethan Hawke, and he was talking about how he hates how America

turns everything into a competition. Everything needs to have a score. And he was talking about not Reddit comments or any kind of upvotes or whatever. He was talking about movies where he's like, I hate Rotten Tomatoes. I hate box office numbers being put out because it shouldn't be a contest.

It should be like, did people feel something in their hearts about this movie? It shouldn't be like, how much money did the movie make? And I was like, that's actually good. You're right. It is kind of bullshit. Obviously, there are benefits to Rotten Tomatoes and things like that. But it is like, it would be better if everyone got to experience it

emotionally how they wanted to. It's not like you read, like, that was a funny blog. And then the top comment is like it would be better if it's like everyone got to experience it and emotionally how they wanted to it's not like you read like like that was a funny blog and then the top blog comments like this blog sucked you know what it did suck you're right people get swayed by that that's what really bothered me about it people were like why do you why do you care it's just like they were like you talk shit about some people with your crew i'm like yeah i probably do but i talk you know quietly i don't do it publicly where it might impact somebody's you know if I say to Fidelberg I don't like that guy it's one thing if I say it on Reddit where there's a million people who might go oh I don't like that guy either it's all now you're fucking with my money now you're fucking with my brain now you're fucking with my friends oh that's like the big draw too is like Barstool is like the unfiltered like not as

corporate like you guys everybody kind of knows a lot of their business but it also makes it like that much more personal too with all you guys. When moments like this happen in Barstool, all the good shit, when the moments are bad, it's also taking that much more personal because you guys are all so ingrained with each other, I feel like. Right.

Well, yeah, but it's ingrained. Think about the Dave Portnoy show and Marty sitting on there. It's like you all sit there and be like, you kind of like understand the the like the boys and like the guy code thing and everything else but at the end of the day my man marty's got to sit there and like his ball his boss says and everyone who's above him has to sit there and like it's like it's a weird mix of the personal and business

that you got to sit there and like swallow it got real real fast relationship thing and it's like so are you firing me no i'm not firing you i'm just saying that you know i sit there and like swallow. Shit got real, real fast. For like a relationship thing. And it's like, so are you firing me? No, I'm not firing you. I'm just saying that, you know, I'm not going to, like, you're like, you're, it's just a weird mix. It's a weird, it's like, okay, here's where you can like, you can say something's going too far. And here's where you can also say like, yeah, I understand the whole Geico thing and everything

else. But like at the end of the day, Marty's still like, this dude's still going home and fighting some certain demons himself. As far as like, they're feeling like, man, I'm a fraud. I'm a rat. Especially when it's the president. everyone's calling me a snake like yeah that was i guess a snake move but like man i'm like everyone's just piling on me and there's really nothing i can do because i don't really have pool in this company right that's like

ran like a personal company oh i mean the fact it's gone so far over the line like whatever whatever you think about like how you want to punish that guy or whatever. We're running up the score on Marty Mush. Let's just call a spade a spade. That's what's happening. If you're doing that kind of stuff and trying to not own up to it, what they're doing to Marty is on purpose. That's just a fact. But part of Barstool is content, content, content.

So was this a ploy to get some content in for for everybody i think i think when dave gets going it's a it starts out of a personal matter and then he also realizes the content value which is usually a good thing and then turns but it's also turns into like the it can get dark too i know turns into the big i had so much respect for dave and everything but when i was watching that small clip and everything can be put out of context like r Ryan Tannehill saying he's not going to be a mentor for the new quarterback of the Titans. Right. Oh, mentors again, huh?

Yeah, well, that's what I was trying to remember. Mentor, yeah. But when I hear Dave kind of going at Marty and you kind of just see Marty, he looks so sad and fragile when he's talking to him. And it could be out of context, but it seemed like, hey, why are you kind of going at him? And you know he's got to eat it.

You know he's got to eat it. He's got to, because what are you going to say? There's nothing you can really chat back about because you realize what you did, but you got to eat it you know he's got to eat it he's got it because there's nothing you can really try to talk about because you realize what you did but like you guys what did he do that was wrong i'm and i'm not saying i'm team marty i'm not saying i'm t hank i i understand somebody have so much respect for hank i don't know hank i don't really know marty but like what exactly happened that was so wrong i think that's asking i think that's where the personal side comes in like it's so personally mixed. But that's what's weird. There's a personal issue, but now this guy's profession is fucked because of it.

It's like, I don't know that there ever was a personal issue. I don't think that would... I meant personal issue with Dave. Oh, yeah. I think those three never wanted anything to be public. I think if you asked all three of them individually, like, do you want any of this? They'd all be like absolutely fucking not.

Hank included. I'm speaking for them. I'm speaking for just what I think. Dave is a loyal dude obsessed with loyalty and I think wanted to make a point of that and I don't think Hank wanted... If I was Hank I would hate this. I'd be like this makes me look like I need people to fight my fights.

You got the Brady tweets so your numbers are boozing a little bit. But you're still sleeping all right at night. Like, you're still like, yeah, I mean, everybody else seems to be taking this way more serious than I'm taking it right now. Yeah, but you've been in a situation before. We've all been in situations before where there's like, either whether it's a love triangle or an argument, and you know, and everyone knows that you're not at fault.

And there is like a nice feeling about that going back. When you're like, I'm good. But I'm still like, I'm laying this, head on this pillow pillow and i'm like i'm cool right and hank is in that position right right now what if something like this happened in a in a nfl locker room like let's say so hank and marty aren't very close they're not like have they been close that's where it's like that's where it's like yo it's kind of like brothers and shit it's like so like let's say let's say some guy on offense right let's say an offensive lineman starts dating i don't know a fucking safety's ex-girlfriend yeah they have no they they rarely cross paths occasionally they see each other and here and

there yeah but it's you know they're not they're not going out together they're not making phone calls to each other is that and then and then he goes to him and says or she comes to him at least so that was a problem too marty ria said you don't have to talk to him and he should have been like i'm going to. But if I'm if I was kind of like it didn't get he didn't find out through the tabloids. They came and said, hey, I'm dating your your your teammate. That's all that matters. As long as you're not finding out from like a public.

That's kind of how I felt about it. If you went to Hank, he was OK with it. Or, you know, I don't know what he felt, but he was like, OK, I know in In my position, people are like, Marty's got to know what's going to happen. I never in a million years would think that someone might lose their job for this. They went to the person who needed to hear it and told him, I don't know. I don't think I have to disclose that to anybody else.

It sounds like everything when we walked in this building. Okay, first off, to answer your question, so sorry. I don't think that... I think there'd be an issue of egos. Yes, for sure. All those things was that one, the ego. You'd be hurt because you're like... Would your boy get involved?

Would your GM get involved? Unless it blew up, kind of like it's blowing up here. But it only blew up because of... But it only blows up there if Rabel's up doing a thing. It really started blowing up with Big Cat when he said, I don't fuck with Mark. Right, that's what I mean. But it didn't up there because i think rabel's up doing a thing it really started blowing up with big cat when he said i don't fuck with right right that's what i mean so but it didn't blow up because of them because of dave did that after big cat right but either way i'm saying the same thing so like think about it like all right coach and gm like you know like dave and big cat

like yeah it only blew up once those guys turned it into a thing right i think if it's affecting the workplace like from a football standpoint if if i was started dating someone someone's ex-girlfriend or ex yeah ex-girlfriend the only way it would become an issue where the team had to know about it or the gm or the head coach had to talk about it as if it was affecting the workplace right yeah you know but i guess so the problem here is like it wouldn't affect the workplace john robinson and mike grable were mad at or or me and you not being boys and you're dating my ex. Or if Hank was so upset that he was saying something.

Really, the trajectory of this path should have gone as far as Hank wanted it to go. Because Hank is the one whose feelings should be of the most value. I think there's either two sides or he said she said or something lost in communication I think at times Hank has signaled I don't care about this and then maybe other

times other people he has maybe signaled totally normal thing to do can you remember one boy like yo I'm fine dude another friend who you have a different relationship with like, yo, this is killing me. He sucks, right, right. Or you hear your boys like,

not to cut you off, or you hear your boys saying like, you might be all right with it. Not all right with it, but you're like, you understand that it makes you mad and you're like, you know, I'll be straight.

But then your boys are like, hey man, that's fucked up. And then you feel like you've got to like stand up for yourself. Because then you're like a pussy if you don't, if I'm not offended by it. And then when people have got your back, you're kind of like letting it happen because you're like, oh, to like stand up for yourself because then you're like a pussy if you don't if I'm not offended by it

and then when people have got your back you're kind of like letting it happen because you're like oh I mean they got my back right

oh yeah he's happy I don't have to do this fight right but I guess it becomes you know it's like if you can't work with Dan and Dave it'd be like

I'm not blocking for you anymore because of this you know what I mean but it's like he's but he's not involved you know what I mean if Hank said to he's but he's not involved you know

what i mean if hank said to marty you can't work with me anymore and hank was the top dog that that would i would understand that but it's other people the problem you know it would be like if you two stop fucking with the other side like i'm just like if you if you just think of vrabel like if you just think we're if we're talking just football terms because we're dumb jocks and we're just gonna talk i prefer terms. I prefer this as well. It's like Vrabel saying like, all right, well, Taylor, I'm not going to play you and I'm not going to coach you and I'm not

going to do nothing with you. You're like, I mean, why don't you just cut me? I'm not going to cut you. Meanwhile, Vrabel's saying all that. I'll just let you do all this shit. Vrabel's saying all that while the dude is like, we're good. We can play. You're on a podcast with Rable.

This is publicly happening. To me, the mix is where it's like, it's very much the side of Barcelet's the draw, but also like the Achilles heel is like the personal side very much gets intertwined with the business at that point. Yeah, I mean,

and that's where the fans don't know the full story sometimes. They think they do and they think that everyone's best friends and we're not. And you want to just start launching nukes sometimes where it's like then you cool down after the uh 48 hours that like big cat talked about yeah like even with like dave like you kind of see it happening with the the i casino and like the like other stuff was made in the process immediately but now it could be turning into like a content thing which

is like all right i guess it's you know now we see the benefit of the content coming from it but am i really as mad as what i once was on that yeah we've said that before with like like i rarely am mad about one thing for 48 hours 24 hours i'll be hot about something once i go to bed i'm like i wake up i'm like jesus i don't i don't know why i fucking cared about that yesterday that's weird like he said he went to like something later that day and you realize though you're out of the bubble and you're like oh i mean this is when i i texted you're big of a deal one of my buddies on the group chat texted like um something about the whole issue and my other friend was like what's going on and i was like so this one girl who's like a top girl on

the girl side of things ria was dating this guy and he like replied you know you can reply to just the text and he replied to just that one and he goes honestly bro i stopped reading after that one are you good like everything's gonna work like your job's good because he's like you know 30 fucking seven with two three kids and two twins right and i'm like oh yeah this is a fake job fake yeah but you know it's a real thing for marty it's real it's real money it's real you know and then marty i don't i didn't watch the whole thing with Portnoy and him but it seemed like Portnoy was like

you either have to get married or this is going to be a failure and Marty was like probably will it's like bro I would have proposed the next day who cares

get a double option we said dude so think about it I don't know what a wedding what's a believable wedding run you 50 grand you'd be like alright that's a real wedding

so you're making a $50,000 investment in your future like it sucks that you have to do it but you don't even gotta do all the bells and whistles for 50 grand though you just go to the courthouse and no no but i'm saying don't you don't even illegally get married because then so just have stay engaged have the wedding be engaged and be talking about it all the time and then if you break up in the future you break up it's whatever right but like just entertainment have the wedding it's like wwe Who cares? Everybody's married. It's like WWE in here.

Give a $50,000 party that lets you keep your job forever. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, fuck. Make Dave do the like officiating. You got to marry me, Dave. You got to say it. That would be hilarious.

Like I was watching the Dan Portnoy show and my wife's like feeding her next to me and she's like, what are we watching? I know. It's so embarrassing. I go, oh, so this shit's going on. And I literally, my excuse was like like we're going on thursday so you know i'm trying to like this is the biggest thing right now going on so we walked in like whose side are we on yeah yeah this is like high school drama i was like yeah it is dude i was so

hot i was so mad about the reddit list when he said he wasn't gonna turn it out and then other people were trying to stop it i was as mad as I've been in like a decade here. And I fucking hate tweeting. And I was like staring at the wall. I was like so mad. And the next day I was like embarrassed with myself. I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Like after all the shit you've gone through and everything you've done, like you were that upset.

But sometimes, you know. You in particular, like you were kind of the first time where I realized I should not comment on relationships. On ones I don't know about. Because I knew what you were getting publicly and I knew what you'd gone through personally. And I was like, you don't know the story. It's the worst. And so I'm like, you don't know what the fuck. And I'm getting madder and madder at every person who says some bullshit to you.

You don't know what it was like. And so that's why I kind of feel bad chiming on these relationships I'm like I don't fucking know I'm not close enough with any of the three of them to know they could be so happy that they're broken up who fucking knows it sounds like it's none of our business and also

if Marty and Hank aren't boys it sounds like there's zero issue here there's zero issue here my question for you guys is if this happens to you and you're Hank's zero issue here. My question for you guys is, if this happens to you and you're Hank, how long, what is the timeline for you guys to where the said Marty needs to come to you and tell you? You know what I'm saying?

I don't, we've said it. That seems like there was a huge issue with the timeline. I think it's an interesting debate because people were like, why didn't you go to him right away? And they were like, because we wanted to make sure it was a real thing. I'm not going to go to you and be like, hey, your ex, like I fucked her one time when we were drunk.

Maybe I'll do it again, but we don't know yet. I'd rather it be like. And listen, if you've just broken up with a girl, bro, there is no fucking worse feeling in the world than when you and a girl break up. And the first time you hear about her hooking up with somebody else, bro, that fucking. Yeah, sometimes you don't want to. That stab in the heart. I was like, don't tell me this. I told i told them broke up for how long uh a few months a couple i don't know a few months i think oh a year a year a year i think they've been broken up since last year oh what are we talking about what are we talking about right now with the scoop you listen to fucking kfc

i do i do know that there was some debate about like what timeline was real and what wasn't but I think there was yo me personally as much as I might hurt unless it's like him or like my brother or my best best friend even if it does hurt me I'm like that you are a free woman

you are a free man like that's logical you don't have to fucking you know listen to that person anymore and yeah i'd maybe be like i don't want this i would prefer this isn't the case but what am i and then i just would never want somebody making a stink for me yeah because it's like i can handle this i'm gonna i'm a fucking man i'm an adult like i'm at work let's go let's go fucking let's nothing you know yeah we don't have something weird deal.

I hate to do this, but I got to piss very bad. I think you guys got to go anyway, right? Do we? Hey, guess what? Podcast got cut short again. You know what we should do? Have it always cut short and technically at the end of 10 years, we've only done one podcast.

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