KFC Radio - Quickie: Iconic Movie Lines

Episode Date: September 4, 2018

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, another edition of KFC Radio. Last week on our episode with Ellie, we were talking about the most iconic movie lines. And we all agreed that the general number one here is Luke, I Am Your Father, which actually is I Am Your Father and not actually Luke, I Am Your Father. But that's like the number one movie line. But there's so many more out there that we decided to flesh it out a little bit.

So today's quickie is all about the most iconic movie lines of all time. There's two different ways you can approach this. You can approach this as like truly just iconic. That way is boring. And then your favorites. Yeah. Some of them overlap for me, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, there are some that overlap. But I don't care about fucking Frankly My Day. That's the worst. Yeah, if you look these up, it's all like Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, shit that it's like, yeah, okay, fine. But I couldn't tell you who said it. I couldn't tell you what the scene is. I can tell you the scene, at least that one. I know the scene. I don't i couldn't tell you who said it i couldn't tell you what the scene is it's just i can tell you the scene at least that one i know the scene

i don't know the guy's name i don't know that i've just i've seen it played so much it's black and white they're standing by with an airplane pretty much it was black and white on that yeah you know uh see you later uh with the exception of of wizard of oz i think total we're not in kansas anymore i even i even fast forward to that part. You want to go right to the Technicolor? I need Technicolor. So today we'll be talking iconic versus our own iconic. I have one. I have some that are going to be. You're going to have some that you're going to call the most iconic movie lines ever,

and I'm not even going to know what movie they are. No, not many. Not many. You're going to quote like Shooter. Nah,, and I'm not even going to know what movie they are. No, not many. Not many. You're going to quote Shooter. Nah, no, no, no. There's no Shooter. There's no Shooter. Honestly, God, the first one that came to mind when I started thinking about this,

don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. Van Wilder. I mean, I definitely knew the quote. I forgot that it came from Van Wilder. I thought that was just like an internet quote that girls put up on Instagram. I mean, it was probably around before that. But I saw it when I was a senior year of high school when Van Wilder was, you know, the end all be all.

You know, he used to break VHSs. I probably broke that DVD for playing it too much. Just nonstop playing. I love it when Tara Reid puts it in her article or whatever at the end, or she says it at the end. She repeats it back and it's like, oh, shit. I love when she goes when he's asking what kind of panties she's wearing

and she goes, none. Or I'm not wearing any. Tara Reid in that movie with the raspy voice before she got weird looking and partied too hard in the white bikini at the party, the luau. Woo, buddy. But she's hitchhiking in the golf bikini at the party, the luau. Woo, buddy. But she's hitchhiking in the golf cart. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, dude, rarely do people make a fisherman's raincoat look sexy. Yeah, she did. Tara Reid pulled it off. That was like, she was hot for a minute with the American Pie Trilogy and then that. Date Tom Brady. Tom Brady. You had to be real hot in the streets to be.

But that was also early, Tom. I mean, it was two-time Super Bowl MVP, Tom. Yeah, but even then, that was before people were still not giving him his due. It was like, well, remember when people used to be like, he's like the Jeter and Peyton's like A-Rod. One guy puts up numbers and one guy is just part of the system. And then it was like, no, he's not. I forget what year it was because he was like that for a while. He was.

And then he put on 50 touchdowns. And then he just decided, you know what? Fuck you guys. I've been playing within the rules here. I'm going to show you what Tom can do. Right. I'm going to air it out. I remember like visibly, like vividly, one pass.

It was just like a deep route, a deep crossing route. And it was just like, I feel like it was against the Raiders. I don't really remember. But it was an early season game. You can do that. And it was probably like 05 feel like it was against the Raiders. I don't really remember. But it was an early season game. And it was probably like 05, 06 or something like that. And he was just like, I'm going to do it this way now. Well, actually, that leads in perfectly to one of my favorite and, I believe, iconic quotes. And a lot of these I use.

My basis here, my criteria, was blogging. I feel like there's a lot of quotes that I'll put into a tweet or a blog that is very applicable to all sorts of things. And I think this one is actually often misquoted as well. But, uh-oh, Happy learned how to putt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? And I think that's how he says it, but I think a lot of people say, like, Happy learned how to putt. Uh-oh.

Yeah, yeah. And they flip it. And I actually don't even know which one's the right one. No, it's uh like, happy to learn how to putt. Uh-oh. Yeah. They flip it. And I actually don't even know which one's the right one. No, it's uh-oh, happy to learn how to putt. But that's one that I, anytime somebody does, like, Tom Brady all of a sudden airs it out or somebody does something out of character that you didn't know they could do, I always drop that on the board. I guess this one I'm thinking of works for that is Are You Not Entertained?

Great one. That's one. Great one. Anytime any athlete is taking a picture like this. Yeah. Or, I mean, anytime something, like, cool happens, That's one. Great one. Anytime any athlete is taking a picture like this. Or anytime something cool happens, that's it. That's such a good Photoshop-able, you do the gift jiff with the head on Maximus. That's a great one.

That was the first rated R movie I ever saw in theaters. Really? I was in probably fifth grade for that. No, sixth grade, I think. I don't know. Was the Fugitive rated R? Remember we were going to go see the Fugitive and then the movie theater was on fire? Me, my mom, and my brother were going to go see the Fugitive at the Gateway in Valley Forge.

And then we were on our way out the door and Channel 2 News was on in the middle of the day. And it was a raging fire. We're like, oh, guess we're not going to the movies. Okay. Film burns fast. Yeah. What, guess we're not going to the movies. Okay. Film burns fast. Yeah. That's, what is that? I was going to say, I was watching Inglourious Basterds.

I don't know if they said that, but that scene. That's what they. They're just picking everybody off as they're burning. That's probably a very quotable movie somewhere in there. I don't know them, but. I mean, there's. Killing Nazis. Yeah, Killing Nazis. Killing Nazis.

The, what's the. what's the it's not the jew basher bear jew bear jew yeah um all right back to our iconic list i think this is one that it hits all three for me my personal favorite iconic very iconic i think you could you could make the argument that this might be number one along along with I'm Your Father and blogging, is you can't handle the truth. Yeah. That to me – I've never seen that one. Oh, my God.

I might send you home right now to go watch it because that to me – What is that? A Few Good Men. A Few Good Men. It is, I think, the best courtroom scene in any movie. I've seen this scene. I've never seen – I've seen the YouTube of this scene, but I've never seen,

I've never seen the follow-up. Well, the way that movie unfolds, it's a really good, I'm sure it's fake, you know, like all legal movies are like so fake, but the way it unfolds,

like this chess match back and forth, and he's trying to figure out like the angle, and then like he's finally got him, and he's like, the code, like why,

then if he was totally safe, then why'd you order the code red? And it's kind of funny because it was like sitting right in front of your face the whole time you're watching it. And then he's finally got him. And it's like as far as the legal courtroom setting goes where it's like got him and he snaps. That whole like soliloquy, like you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. That's one from like Barstool Lord, too.

But Jack Nicholson, you can't handle the Truth, might take all three right there for me. Just lawyer movies in general, I fucking love the shit out of them. Again, they might be totally fucking fake. You know one of my favorite movies, not ever or anything like that, but my favorite movies of that genre? Fracture. Love Fracture. Ryan Gosling? Ryan Gosling.

Yeah, that's a real good one. That's fucking dope. Yeah, that is very good. Runaway Jerry? Dope. Mm-hmm. Very good. What is that?

I forget which one is the book and which one is the movie. The movie, is that the one about guns or cigarettes? I don't even know. I'm not sure. It's like, where it's big gun, big tobacco. Whatever the book was, it's different in the movie. You know who I fuck with? Aaron Brockovich.

Never seen that one. That's a good one. It's not as, like, cool as some of the other things but it was fucking real it was like some white trash chick won a 300 million dollar lawsuit yeah aaron brockovich was a real person yeah she's kind of sexy too julie roberts played well julie roberts she had i mean she's still she's one of those chicks who like she's always like classy but it's like if she's like in aaron brockovich who's like put on these booty shorts like pop your tits out and it's like oh you can do that too was like, put on these booty shorts, like pop your tits out. And it's like, oh, you can do that too.

Like Tom Brady, you can flex if you need to. I got a whole list here. I'm looking through. I got one that you're definitely not going to have, Slapshot. I was going to put some Miracle in here, but those aren't movie quotes. I don't think those count as movie quotes. Real life quotes. Yeah.

Like Herb Brooks really said those things, so it's not a movie quote. But Slapshot, this something like we used to do kind of like joke around in locker rooms all the time especially when I was young because when you would like Slapshot Slapshot is an excuse I probably saw it glad it was my first radar movie in theaters I probably saw Slapshot when I was four yeah yeah that was I mean I feel like if you live hockey life it's like it's like the the first father-son thing you ever do. And it's basically you go skate for the first time ever, and then you come home and you watch Slapshot.

Right. And you don't get it at all, but you see how... But your dad's laughing. But your dad's laughing, so you're having fun and all that. And put it on the foil. I mean, there are a million Slapshot quotes, but put it on the foil is when you always joke around in the locker room. Putting it on the foil? Yeah, they would put foil on their knuckles.

They'd tape them on their knuckles so when they fought, they could cut other people quicker. But it's like a comedy, right? Is that a real one? Do people ever do that? I don't know. This is about old school. What was the quote from Slapshot that you said to Vrabel that I thought was something else?

Do you remember what I'm talking about? No. You and Vrabel, when we were at the Super Bowl, he said it to you, and I just thought it was like a regular ass. He was just saying that, but it still applied. So I was laughing my head off, and you guys were laughing, but you were laughing about Slapshot. I thought he just said it about you.

Fuck, I didn't even remember that. Do you know what I'm talking about? You don't remember that? We'll figure it out. Do you know what it was in regards to at all? It was making fun of you. I thought he was making fun of you, but he was just quoting a movie. It was a funny one.

I think there was a tweet about this. I will find this. It was good stuff because Rabel's like, he's always chatting with us on fucking Twitter and shit like that whenever we see him. You know what I mean? He's the fucking man. You're a Titans fan, by the way. Oh, yeah.

You don't know it yet, but I think you like the Titans more than the Patriots. Because I think you're so over rooting for the Patriots. It's like, oh, the Titans are like like i know the head coach he's cool and they wear funny hats like i'm in that's way more exciting than the goddamn patriots uh all right back to iconic movie quotes let me pick out one that i feel like uh i feel like you have to uh maybe it's just because of dave but jaws is a big one i don't particularly like this one but we're gonna need a bigger boat. Yeah, that's great.

Very applicable, again, when you're in over your head, but I don't really like it as much as... I wonder, does Dave ever acknowledge it's a Martha's Vineyard movie? No. Interesting. There's a tweet that says,

Vrabel just called fights a Hansen brother, which is very accurate. Yes, that's what it was. I was going to ask, because I said it was my first time. I was thinking it was my first time wearing glasses probably. Yeah. And he looked like the middle Hanson brother.

And you were talking about the glasses from the Slapshot guy. Because I think I had said on the podcast, like, you look like one of the fucking guys from Hanson. And then Vrabel said that. And I was like, yeah, yo, yeah, exactly, man. I was like, yeah, me and Vrabel on the same page. Nope, not at all. Not at all. It was very funny. Fuck, I should have said that out man. I was like, yeah, me and Fred were on the same page. Nope, not at all. Not at all.

It was very funny. Fuck, I should have said that out loud because I was thinking that. I was like, it must have been about the glasses. Yep, yep. That was one of your fashion statements from the glasses. Oh, I've been wearing the glasses a lot more recently.

No, but at that point, you had unveiled it the way you did your hat this year. It's like you have a yearly statement where you just stress a complete F word. I've been thinking, it's time for a new hat. Whoa.

You're going to get another like $500 one. Yeah. The way you shook his head, folks. Yep. I mean, another drastically bad financial decision. Let me get back to my quote.

Here's what, here's one. This is another easy one where I kind of agreed with you right away. Uh, king of the world. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Leo, I actually, yeah, no, Leo says it?

Leo, yeah. But Winslet says it, but they're doing the thing, right? No, that's common misconception. They do that kind of like fly. Right. It's when Leo first gets on the boat with his buddy. Yes. See, it's funny that some of the most memorable movie things are actually often botched.

Yeah. What you were just saying about real life quotes, I think a good one of those, but I think it actually became kind of the movie is Houston, We Have a Problem. They said another, like I was reading the Wikipedia on it, the quote was Houston, we've had a problem, or there is a problem. But Tom Hanks saying it that way, because here's the thing. I think an important piece of criteria for these is, like, if you say it, people know what you're talking about. Like, whether they've seen the movie or not.

Like, you don't have to have seen Apollo 13, but you know, like, Houston, we have a problem. It's a strange thing for people to be running around saying. Like, Houston, we have a problem. If you haven't seen it, you don't know it. But everybody would know that line in the same kind of sense that like you know you know exactly where it's from yeah is um is you never had me you never had your car you started laughing because you know I mean I knew there was gonna be one one in there. Oh, one? This is Brazil. The Buster brought me back.

No one likes the tuna here. Daddy's got to go to work. That's your whole list. I wrote one. I was like, hang on. I got seven more. Who is it? How many?

Was it Paul Walker? You never had me. You never had your car, Vin Diesel. This is Brazil, Vin Diesel. The Buster brought me back, Vin Diesel. No one likes a tuning here. I forget his name. It's like the guy.

He's one of the big characters? Yeah. Jesus Christ. It's a big part in Paul Walker and Jordana Brewster's budding relationship. He's the guy who's got a crush on Jordana Brewster. Daddy's got to go to work. He's the rock. So there's actually never, there aren't any Paul Walker oneser ones in here but he leads into you never had me never

car had your car because he jumps out and goes i almost had you well john knows those uh here's one that i think transcends and everybody just everybody knows it i show me the money that's like and i don't know why i guess just because's because they're both from the same time frame. I'ma Throw Life is like a box of chocolates in there, too. Oh, that's a great one. But I feel like Forrest Gump was like, you know, big time Oscar movie and all that shit. Jerry Maguire was certainly popular, but the popularity of Show Me the Money far outweighs the movie, I think. You think so?

I do. I think like Show Me the Money is like a box of chocolates. It's like iconic line from an iconic movie. I don't think Jerry Maguire is necessarily, like, an all-time classic. But show me the money is that scene. And actually, you had me at Hello. Yep. You complete me.

Jerry Maguire's got a lot of quotes. So maybe I'm just wrong about the popularity of it. And I'm basing this on, you know, Not gonna do what you all think i'm gonna do and flip out although i always think of the half-baked version of that with jim brower the um the i feel like jerry mcguire doesn't get the love it deserves at least in in this sense right now because i i think it will come on 96 probably that's 94 to 96 somewhere in there got the ball rolling for the golden age of rom-coms. And it's actually pretty cool.

I mean, it's a true story, or at least based on true people and all that shit. Sports related. Had the adorable kid who now has abs and shit. The human head is eight pounds or whatever that fucking little kid said. The kid who's like, someone's got to make him stop. There's a lot of stuff in there. It's a happy movie, too, at times. I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with the Forrest Gump quote, too. I think it's

life was like a box of chocolates. Yeah, there's always this little, like, some weird thing. And it's like, guess what? Hollywood. Society has made these little bits. We've rewritten the quote. It should have been, Luke, I am your father. Okay, sorry. Yeah, we did a little Rob Briggle improvising. How about a showdown

for quotes with guys with big fucking guns? Say hello to my little friend versus hasta la vista, baby. For me, I think, again, this is kind of coming into – when I was a kid, I would have said hasta la vista, baby, or I'll be back, either one. I think say hello to My Little Friend. Because I think it's something people say in tweets a lot now with like,

a quarterback throws a bomb or something like that. I feel like it's more useful. Yeah. But I've actually never seen Scarface. Really? I've seen all the scenes, but I've never watched it front to back. I've only seen, of all the Terminators, I might have seen one. T2 is big fire.

T2 is one of the best sci-fi movies ever. It's one of those things where it's just kind of like the contrarian in me. Once so many people have told me it's good, I'm like, kind of like you with The Godfather, which I was forced to watch for the first time last year. Speaking of giving an offer you can't refuse. Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, fuck that movie. It stinks.

Quote stinks. I'll go sci-fi. You're not going to like this one. This is my nerd shit. BC will appreciate it. Great Scott. That's the one from Back to the Future. Rhodes.

No, we're going. We don't need Rhodes. Great Scott is from Sleeping with Friends of Penfits. Oh, okay. Another American classic right there. Oh, dude, I saw the funniest thing, speaking of Back to the Future, like a meme the other day, and it was the part of Michael J. Fox when he's like, oh, so you guys aren't ready for that, huh?

Your kids are going to love it. Yeah. And it was when someone eats your ass for the first time or something like that. Great. Hey, listen, whatever black person tweeted that, awesome. Or like whatever, the thing the first person who ate ass in 94 said or something like that. Right, right. See, I read that, yeah.

Your kids are going to love it. Your kids are going to love it. Your kids are going to love it. Well, what do you think is the best sports movie quote of all time? Or most, you know, again, iconic, recognizable. There's No Crying in Baseball. Great one. I was going to go with... Yo, Adrian! Adrian's up there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rocky versus... I think, obviously, Rocky is more notable than a league of their own. But I think Jimmy Dugan, there's no crying in baseball. I think that's one people, everyone knows, but not everyone knows where it's from. Right. Or have seen it. Yeah, they just think it's a baseball quote.

Jimmy Dugan in general, what a fucking character. Blacked out, drunk all the time, chewing the whole time, coaching these women, hates it. Great stuff. What about, like this is kind of with my childhood stuff, was like kind of like Slapshot. My dad was a huge Monty Python guy. Or is. Wait, let me guess.

Flesh wound? I have like 10 of them again. The same thing, I wrote down one. But you got the knights that go, knee, or whatever. The knights who say, knee, run away, run away, with their, like, clapping. Yeah. My favorite was, I used to use this as, like, an actual insult on the playground, where, uh, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

People wouldn't know what the fuck I was talking about. For, like, a young kid on the playground, you're saying that? I used to, like, third grade, sit on top of the playground, be like, exactly like the French guy in the castle, too. I'd just be like, poking my head out of the yellow slide. You're like, your mother was a hamster, and your father slept on all the beddies. I'm fucked in your general direction.

It's a miracle you had any friends at all. I actually don't like Monty Python. No? No. I bet if I watch it now, it may be different. Well, if I watch it now, I have the nostalgia factor, so I'll always love it. But the... I don't know.

I always liked it. I mean, I didn't write this down, and it just struck me. And it's almost embarrassing that it was not the first thing I said. But... My name is Nego Montoyaoya you killed my father prepare to die i was driving on city island the other day and i saw a sign and it said uh it was for a fucking yard sale and it said something like my name is nigo montoya like the yard sale is down the block to the left prepared to buy and it had a picture of him and everything I was like I'm gonna go buy something at that fucking yard sale just to give you credit for that yeah yeah that's great I definitely had that one written down because

that was that's another childhood one for me me my dad used to burn the shit out of that movie I'm surprised I feel like you could I could see you not liking that I haven't again I haven't seen it in 20 years that's one that I will watch if it's on. 25 years. That's my Shawshank for Jerry Thornton. Like, it's on every time. As you wish is another for the romantic in you. It's another quote from that movie.

Another childhood one. So it's a drive-by fruiting. I know it, but I don't know it. Is it out there? Yeah. Yeah. But he just whips a fucking lime at pierce rosden is that was speaking of pierce rosden shaking not stirred yeah the bond james bond yeah bond james bond which one do you think is bigger out of those two the names bond james bond yeah probably

i got um like i wouldn't even know if these are lines more so like speeches these are my two speeches mr madison what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i've ever heard at no point in your rambling incoherent response did you come close to anything resembling a rational thought i award you no points everyone is now dumber for having listened to your answer. I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul. Followed by the, a simple no would have been okay.

Those are both perfect. That, I also like the dog. Like, you get your ass out there, you find that fucking dog. But the other, like, paragraph that I like is from Man on Fire. A man can be an artist in anything. Food, whatever. Depends on how good he is at it. I use this one on the blog all the time.

Creasy's art is death, and he's about to paint his masterpiece. I've used that. That, I would say my two most used blog quotes for movies are that and darkness. You merely adopted it. I was born in it from Bane. Those are my – because I use – I'm always talking about darkness and depression and being born into loser teams. So I use that one a thousand times. You know what?

Speaking of Batman and giftable things, and here we go. That more is like a visual gift than a visual quote at this point. Yeah. I only have a couple left here, but I would say my iconic quote from a movie that's not really iconic. And it makes me fucking cry every goddamn time. John Q. I'm not going to bury my son. My son is going to bury me! He's pointing a gun

at his chest. Fucking love it. That one's, I mean, dude, that makes you think of Training Day. Yeah, Denzel's got a bunch of them. I know you like to get wet. What a scene. Tricking someone into, poisoning someone into PCP. I know that game, baby. I know that game.

We didn't do any Dumb and Dumber, but there's still, you're saying there's a chance. You can get into so many comedies. I mean, all of a sudden, you know, Jim Carrey pops into my head, and it's like Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, like all of his big hits. And then I wasn't even thinking about Disney movies. There's plenty. See, I wasn't a big Disney person.

I wasn't a big. Cartoon guy. For someone who lives in such a fake world, I just wasn't like a fake world person. I mean, I like fake worlds in the sense that it's a movie, but comedy, cartoons, I never. I'm sure I watched some as a kid, but I have no memory of being excited. I loved Nick at Night and stuff like that. I loved Boy Meets World. I loved the Big Red Couch.

That was my shit. But I can never. I love Boy Meets World. I love what was the big red couch, right? That was my shit. But I can never, I was young liking those. I can never, I never. Well, that's why you're maladjusted. You weren't watching Disney movies. I have no memory of being happy about a cartoon coming out. I finally got Shay to be able to watch a movie. Usually she just watches YouTube clips or a half hour TV show.

But we started to watch The Lion King. And the scene with Ufasa comes on. And she was like, he's sleeping, daddy. He's sleeping. And I was like, no, he's fucking dead, Shay. He got ran over by a fucking stampede. He was like, what's he doing, daddy? I was like, he's fucking dead.

And Scar comes on the screen, and he was being really mean. It wasn't the scene where he died. It was when Scar first gets introduced. And I was like, oh, it's the bad guy. And she said something like, it's OK. He'll be nice soon. Because a lot of the new age cartoons, the bad guys that always end up being good guys.

And she was like, he'll be nice. And I was like, no, bitch. No. He's about to murder his brother and try to kill his nephew. He is not good. That was my most tough parenting moment ever, trying to be like, yeah, he's fine. Fossil's going to come back.

Dead as shit. I think that's really it for my main. Oh, and then I'll nerd out one more time with Indiana Jones. It belongs in a museum. That's good. My last one is, it's you. You're the Rocket Man. Oh, my God, Nick Cage.

I mean, there's so many. There's so many just from the rock alone. But, yeah. Do you like the Rocket Man? He's got the fucking gun pointed at him. What? I like the Rocket Man. The most like...

Face off. I'm going to take his face off. Oh, that's where the movie idea comes from. Yeah, Nick Cage, I apologize. We could have done a whole podcast on just your quotes. So hit us up on Twitter at KFC Radio. Your most iconic movie lines, your favorite movie lines

and both combined. Catch you guys tomorrow for a full-length edition of KFC Radio. That was a good one. Yeah, it was really good. So, whoever does that