KFC Radio - Quickie: Rough N Rowdy Recap, Cops & Firefighters, Gay Pat's Walk Home and Dave's Ceremony

Episode Date: August 6, 2018

Rough N Rowdy was last night. Gay Pat was victorious and did not get a ride home. Will cop vs. firefighter be in store for #RNR5 and does Dave care about anything?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Ruffin Rowdy 4 is in the books. Gay Pat is the heavyweight champion of the world! We got this cop who beat the shit out of that dude. It was another huge night for Barstool Sports and Ruffin Rowdy. The biggest Ruffin Rowdy yet. I don't know what final numbers were, but I think last time topped out at like 40 grand. I think it was 43 this time.

So 43,000 pay-per-views on a Sunday night to watch Pride vs. Prejudice and the Pig vs. the Punk, even though the Punk ended up backing out. A lot to— You know what? I just had this revelation. I think the bouncer might have been on the take. Yo. That dude was just eating punches.

There's no reason to not get your hands up eventually. There were some where I think he headbutted the cop's fist. Yeah, he was leading with his head as if his head was like a weapon. But it's not. It was just his face to get pummeled. And if you're going to hit a guy with your head, at least hit him in the head. Don't hit him in the fist. No, no.

That's not going to do much damage. Head-butting fists, not a good tactic. This firefighter, Ryan Young, I think was his name. I mean... Cop. Cop. Oh, because I confused it because Chris, the fireman, the Youngstown fireman, he also beat the fuck out of someone.

So a big day for Ohio's bravest and finest because the policemen and the firemen were, you know what we need to do is have them square off now. Yeah. Oh, that's perfect. I mean, firemen. That's like, what was it, Dennis Leary does like the NYPD versus NYFD. Yo.

NYFD, NY. And these two guys were, I mean, by far the class of the night. They were slugging. So now maybe next time, yeah, do a little blue versus red. I mean. Dude, imagine fucking just fighting for a minute and a half. Can you double your annual salary? Yeah, buddy.

And winning. And, like, he was like it was, you know, even if you fight and lose and you got the paycheck and all that shit, it would be one thing. But he was, like, the hero. He was the, it was, you know, even if you fight and lose and you got the paycheck and all that shit, it'd be one thing. But he was like the hero. He was the fucking stud. People were claiming that the ref called a great fight, too. I thought he interrupted too many times. Yeah, I mean.

Like twice. The guy didn't go down. If you didn't go down, you can't fight. I feel like to stop a fight, if a guy's not down, you have to just call it then. You can't be like, okay, get your bearings back. Okay, now fight again. Yeah, that's true. It's either like, either let it you have to just call it then. You can't be like, okay, get your bearings back. Okay, now fight again. Yeah, that's true. It's either like,

either let it go or you just end it. I think you had to step in because the guy was just eating punches and I think he was going to, I think he was going to die. Yeah, but you gotta

call it there then. I feel like his, he had like his feet were planted in cement or something, so he wasn't gonna go down, but he wasn't either, he wasn't gonna put

his hands up either. It was, it was crazy. There was, there was like, a left hand just didn't exist to go down, but he wasn't going to put his hands up either. It was crazy. He was like a left hand that didn't exist to him. No. He didn't realize he had a shield attached to his body. He was like, yeah, I'm just going to keep swallowing this. Well, I mean, he was a last minute replacement.

What he says is you guys just like to fight people, right? Well, so here's the thing. You can't be that good at it. And this is where I think we also ran into it with Pride vs. Prejudice, too. There's a difference between being tough and fighting in a boxing match. Like, bouncers are tough dudes. They're big guys. They are intimidating.

They are able to get physical with it. That doesn't mean that you... I mean, how many times does a bouncer... It's almost... You know, it's like in baseball. When the best outfield arm doesn't have any assists because nobody even fucking runs on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When was the last time a bouncer had punches thrown at him that were like real, like other than some sloppy drunk who tries to throw a couple? True, true. It's not very often that someone squares up and is like, you know, trying to knock you out.

And this guy is a cop. This guy is formidable himself i i think this guy is used to being able to just bark at people online at a bar and they just fall back so you're right the difference between you know fighting and boxing really so because because the uh the you know we saw it with bray too like yeah all right you're from you went to prison i'm sure you're tough i'm sure you did get involved in some brawls uh When someone's taller than you and coming at you, it's a different fucking story. You don't have a gang behind you. You don't have a prison guard to step in for you.

And you know what? Gay Pat, I mean, he just bullied that guy. He just pushed him around like he was a little baby. In my entire life, I've seen one gay person fight, at least one outwardly gay person. In addition to gay? No, just Pat. Pat's the first one. And based on my scientific research, gay people, dirty as hell fighters.

Yeah, I loved it. Like throwing bows and everything, huh? I mean, there was at one point, it was a sequence. Gay Pat, like one hand, like snuffed him into the ropes, like forearmed him in the face and then he did the nolan ryan headlock real quick he headlocked him turn him into fucking robin ventura and the ref just let it go it was crazy it was awesome though so i mean a lot of people were like it wasn't okay so ryan the cop chris the firefighter and then there was the one dude um who was just did you see the one guy who was uh

job of the gut he just got absolutely massacred it was like he didn't even know he was in a boxing match he's this guy signed up job of the gut and it was i think he thought that he was like um it was a movie and he was like filming or something like that he just absolutely obliterated so those three matches were straight up like these people were getting their faces beat in gay pat's fight wasn't necessarily that but it was almost in a weird way almost like more emasculating it was just like he just he just mushed your face and elbowed you and punched you a few times and just like you tried to escape he just threw you back into the corner You were punching up at him because you had a height differential. And it would look like a little brother and older brother,

but like a 10-year gap. I had thought that it was going to be, I know we said on Thursday's podcast, that Pat's not going to have a good time. We didn't think it was going to go too well for him. The weigh-in, the footage I saw from the weigh-in. Changed everything. I was like, all right, never mind. Not only.

That is significantly better shape and larger than this person. The height difference was, like we talked about the reach, how if you don't use the reach, it doesn't matter. You can't not use the height. The height is always going to be there. And this dude, that guy at the weigh-in was in Tim's. Gay Pat was in bare feet. So, and he still. Wait, did he weigh in in Tim's? He took him off for the weigh-in, but thenbs. Gay Pat was in bare feet. Wait, did he weigh in in Timbs?

He took them off for the weigh-in, but then he put them back on for the picture. Smart. What a sucky little pussy. If I'd known that, I would have said it was going to be a blowout. A massacre, right? If you're that concerned with how you appear in the- Rough and rowdy weigh-in picture. Yeah.

I can't look that short. I got to wear my Timbs for this. Oh, my God. And I mean, even with the Timbs, it was probably still like eight inches. I think Gay Pat had like a fucking foot on that guy. And then with not only the height difference, not only did he look much in better shape, the attitude. I was like, Gay Pat is possessed.

He's nasty. He's angry. And Bray looked all awkward. He, like, gave him the finger at the last second, and gay Pat was, like, completely unfazed. I don't understand that, by the way. The pride, I guess, or the confidence you find in somebody if they don't flinch. I don't get that. I mean, it's...

I've never understood it. Like, the Kobe gif is cool as hell I was gonna say but aside from that if someone like pretends to throw a punch at me I'm going to get ready yeah but unless you are I mean think about it

like if a it doesn't matter who it doesn't matter who what if a little baby did it if like if my little sister pretended to punch me I would fucking like

like get ready to duck and throw a punch back cause you're a big pussy bro that's what fighting is no but I'm saying it doesn't matter who you let get a free shot

at your jaw it's gonna hurt and it's gonna fucking I think if you're so not intimidated by someone that your reflexes don't even kick in that's what you're saying

yeah but I just don't there that doesn't make that makes sense for an infant and that's about it anyone else anyone else can do

that was cool but it was like it was still stupid. And I guess that's different because you know there's no chance he's throwing a ball in your face. Well, the main thing was like Matt Barnes is a noted tough guy, but I know he ain't going to do shit. That is, I mean, in that instance, too, like in a way, and that's kind of the same thing. It's like. Even if he punches away. I know, but that's the thing.

It's like I know you're not going to. I know, but that's the thing. It's like, I know you're not gonna, I know, I know whatever you're gonna do is for show. You got your Timbs on because you're nervous about the picture. You ain't doing shit.

I think you also, it's more also like you're just a madman because if you don't do that, you're fucking, like Kobe did that because he's a crazy person. Yeah.

So if you're so crazy that you're unaffected by things that humans should react to, then it's just like, I just got some fucking wild card. I don't know what's going on. Or you can just pretend to fucking throw one again in a minute

and see if you don't flinch again and just knock you out. If you give anyone a free shot at your jaw, they're probably just going to knock you out. When he kissed his finger, too, and Bray kind of just – I don't know. Everything about the body language and the swagger of the weigh-in completely flipped me. As soon as I saw that, I was like, Gay Pat's winning this shit.

It did not surprise me. It surprised me how dirty and sassy he was, but it did not surprise me that he won it. Classic Dave moment. As soon as the fight was over, Dave shouting out Bray. Shouted out Bray? Yeah, he was like, unanimous decision. They just raised his arm, and Dave was like, great job by Pat.

But Bray, Bray put on a show. He committed to that character. He really did a great job. It's like, you motherfucker. I think Dave felt it was important to kind of let the world know that he wasn't really a homophobe. Yeah, I don't think that matters. I don't think the one line after really beats the weeks of showmanship. And maybe you can do that second.

Maybe first be like, shout out to Gay Pat, who just put everything on the line. Gay Pat's really dedicated himself to his character for 28 years. Gay Pat's been playing the best homo in the world. He's been playing the best homo in the world for 28 years leading up to this fight. You know how many dicks I've sucked in this? That's goddamn method acting if we're shouting out characters. Yeah, I just couldn't believe. It was very funny.

So he shouted out Bray and nothing to Pat. And then when Pat came over to the table, it was Dan, Bill, and Dave. And they were like, yeah, we already talked to you. We don't need you. We don't need you. They just didn't even let Pat do a postgame. He had done it with Caleb and Roan. So they were like, yeah, we already talked to you. We don't need you. We don't need you. I just didn't even let that do a postgame. He had done it with Caleb and Roan, so they were like, oh, we don't need you anymore. It's like, I don't know, well, maybe he would want to talk to, like, Dan, Dave, and Bill Burr.

Yeah. Like, he's openly said how big of a fucking fan of Bill Burr he was. He, like, walked over to the table, and Dan, like, waved him off, and Dave was like, we don't need you. You fucking guys. Thrill Ride. He's the star of the night. Thrill Ride was like, we can't talk until third ride gets back that's like fuck off I

could not believe that's like that's the way it works a hundred percent he literally like you know to be dramatic about it like put his life on the line like who knows what could happen and he

won and it handily and yeah we don't need to talk to you I I want to give a shout out to Pat because I was thinking about it. I do this a lot with sports and shit too. I try to literally put myself inside, in the shoes of whoever it is. I try to be like, all right, it's the bottom of the ninth, two outs,

and I try to pretend, see what these guys are seeing. And every time I really put myself in that position, I'm like, holy shit, I would poop in my pants. I would be so nervous. I'd be shaking. When I think about how, like, Gay Pat, like, the bell rung and that dude, like, charged at him. And Gay Pat just, like, kept his cool, maintained composure, and, like, beat the shit out of him. That shit is wildly impressive.

Wild. I think Bray, for all the character, I guess, Dave claims he was playing, was not too thrilled when Gay Pat came up to say, like, good job to him at the end of the fight. No. He got, like, a mad look in his face, like, push away. That's usually pretty common, right? No matter what the circumstances were, you kind of dap it up afterwards. But that was. He was like, good, good.

I guess it's pretty common, too, just like you lost the fight and that some people just don't want that. I mean, he had that. Whether you're gay or straight. you lost the fight and that some people just don't want that. I mean, he got that good, like, shiner slash little, like, gash under his eye, which was, you know, it's always nice to, like, leave a little something, you know? Every day you wake up for the next few weeks, you need to think about me, babe. Exactly that. So big night for Gay Pat, huge night for the cop. Tough night for the raccoon boy.

You know what Yes and no Because Him coming out In the garbage can Raccoon boy In the trash can Was

So fucking funny And him struggling to get out It took Dan, Caleb, and Roan All helping him out of the garbage can To make his grand entrance He had his ass cracked He like never tried that before? No.

He decided he was going to debut and try it for the very first time outside the ring. It is what you think about it. What if they had to tip it over? I know. I wish. I wish they'd gently tip it over and he'd crawl down like a raccoon. He had a second ass. Yeah, that dude's ass crack was huge.

He had his ass, and then his love handles became a second pair of butt cheeks. He had a crack going up his spine. A lot of hair. A lot of hair everywhere. They made him take his leather vest off, which killed the whole. That's why he lost. He needed his leather vest. That was like his mojo.

I don't know. I was going to say that he spent his whole time practicing his entrance. Clearly, he didn't do that either. Nope. I think he only has the capacity to think about one event at a time. One thing at a time, yeah. And it was he chose to focus on the entrance and forgot about the boxing match. Yeah.

Which would have been smart to remember that. He did not do anything. I don't think he landed or blocked a single punch. But then post-game, and really, really commitment to the character to hop back in for the exit. It's one thing to do the entrance. When he was like, all right, time to roll back up the fucking ramp. Let me get back in my garbage can. Incredible moment for the raccoon boy.

Incredible moment all around for rough and rowdy wardrobe. The dude who rolled up in cargo pants with a belt. I didn't see him either. He just had a brown belt on, like a with a belt. I didn't see him either. He just had like a brown belt on, like a fucking suit belt. It's like, what? What? That's a weapon. That's more dangerous than a leather vest, I feel like.

If you have to wear a belt, you should be able to wear a leather vest. There was so many cargo shorts. I missed some of the fights because I fell asleep. Fights call, it was like 9 o'clock. Fights like, ah, what are we doing? It's like, well, we're watching Rough Riding because it's 9 p.m. Yeah, I thought it was 9 a.m. I fell asleep at like 7 p. It was like 9 o'clock. Fights like, ah, what are we doing? It's like, well, we're watching Rough Riding because it's 9 p.m. Yeah, I thought it was 9 a.m.

I fell asleep at like 7 p.m. on the couch. And Kevin called me because we were supposed to come here. And I didn't do that, obviously. And I thought it was 9 a.m. Because who the fuck wakes up at 9 p.m.? And I thought there was like an interview this morning that I forgot about or something like that. I was like, what's happening? What's up?

Yeah, so you missed a couple good ones. There was a lot of cargo shorts. The guy in the work, he had khakis with a work belt and Keds on. That was wild. NyQuil, the 400-pound black guy. I missed him. It was the Dale show versus NyQuil. NyQuil, the 400-pound black guy. I miss him. So it was the Dale show versus NyQuil. NyQuil was a male nurse.

He was 400 pounds, and he came in so hot. He was quick like a cat for a 400-pound man. However, around, let's say, two and a half, he was completely out of gas, like, bizarrely so. He says that the headgear was cutting off his air supply. You can loosen it, bro. I think he had three rounds to loosen it. It was like on its biggest. He had such a fucking melon on his head.

So he was like, I can't breathe. I'm running out of oxygen. So they called the fight, and they gave it to Dale, even though he was definitely losing because NyQuil couldn't continue on. I wonder if he was just out of gas and didn't want to box anymore. Yeah, that is entirely possible. Dude, that's just your weight. Yeah.

That's what that is. There was. I can't breathe. Yeah. You're 400 pounds. It's the 250 extra pounds you're carrying. You only have like a normal human heart that's trying to pump blood through 400 pounds. There was quite this show from the Ring Girls.

I didn't like the guys judging the Ring Girls. Yeah, the dudes with the poster board. I didn't like that. I didn't really like how the producers were focusing on that either. I mean, those guys were primally positioned where you're going to see them every single time. But they would like zoom in on it. I didn't think that was very nice. Those girls are out there trying their best.

Fights of the heart. I mean, there was some... To do it right to someone's face, that's cold, man. Dave does it every time. He'll judge them right in front of their face. They can't hear it. Sometimes, though, he's sitting right next to them, just letting them have it.

Because afterwards, when they watched, the West Virginia girls were out for blood after they watched it back. There was the one chick who was completely blacked out. Her nipples kept slipping out. She was just a rocket. Kate McCormick? Sexy, can I?

But she was so drunk, Rowan would interview her, and she just didn't say anything. He was like, yeah, you're really all about tonight. You're really putting on a show. What do you got? What do you think? Just a smile. What do you got? Like, what do you think? Just a smile. Okay. Did you have like a,

like, did you have any idea what you were gonna like, how you're gonna dance or what you're gonna wear coming into tonight? Nothing. Nothing.

She was so black and she was like, yeah, just, yeah. Like, what? How is it?

That's crazy. So she was, she was sexy. I mean, welcome to the jungle, Jess. Dave actually stepped up the right way, and he said, I'm going to start giving out two prizes,

because if Jess just keeps showing up to Rough and Rowdy, she's going to win every single time. He goes, she's going to win every single Ring Girl competition, and then hot girls are going to stop signing up. So there are now two prizes for every Ring Girl competition. Jess and. Jess and. Jess and. Jess and whoever else is like the actual hot chick of the night.

They were putting on a show, those girls, really just twerking their hearts out. So shout out to those girls. I mean, there was a very good balance of like some full-blown knockouts. There was a very good balance of like fat people being funny and like just athletic people actually boxing. I greatly prefer the fats being funny. There was a couple matches where two guys who were like just shredded,

like abs, they were called like, they do like karate and jujitsu and shit. They were just like in shape and knew how to fight. But like not that. Yeah, I was like, this is lame.

Like I either want to watch like boxers who really know how to box or people who are just funny as shit. I don't want to see, like, eh, boxing. It's like karaoke. I either want to see someone who can fucking sing or someone who's really funny. If you just get up there and you're like, okay, for three and a half minutes, it's the most boring thing in the world. That's true. So give me good, give me bad.

Don't give me that in-between bullshit. All in all, another big night for Barstool and a big night for Ruff and Rowdy. Huge night for Gay Pat. He'll be back in the office later today. Did he get a ride in the PJ? I mean, I would hope. He put up a video of Welcome to the Jungle. Jess was sitting on guys' faces in the middle of the street last night.

She did a cartwheel, and then some guy was laying in the crosswalk. She did a cartwheel, and then she sat on his face and was twerking on his head. And gay Pat was like, I'm walking back. I'm walking home from the place, and who do I stumble upon? Jess. No, that wasn't a setup. They weren't together.

No, he was from a distance. He just sniped her. But my point being that maybe Pat wanted to do this. Maybe he was hitting the town in Youngstown just to see the scene. But if gay Pat just walked home from the arena by himself to the hotel, that's kind of the saddest thing in the world. He said that he was going out with his trainers. Remember he flew his trainers out?

The Mendez brothers. 3-0. 3-0. Barstool New York employees still undefeated. Ruff and Rowdy. Except they train Tex. Oh, Barstool New York employees. Yeah they train techs. Oh, Barstow, you're going to play. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah, but still, he was just like walking home. And then like if he hopped on like a regular plane home or something like that, and the rest of the assholes were just flying the private jet. Remember when Smitty did that? Wait, we didn't even talk about the fucking pre-fight, the grit memorial. Did you see that? I saw pictures of it. I mean, I don't know.

You probably weren't following the whole thing. On radio, Brett came into the office and was like, we were talking about his travel plans, because, you know, that's always a storyline on Barstool Radio. And Brett was like, well, I wanted to book you the early flight because we were going to go to the— Oh, wait. I don't know if I can say it. I don't know. There's a surprise in the works. Do you want me to say it? And Dave was like. I don't know if I can say it. I don't know. There's a surprise in the works.

Do you want me to say it? Dave was like, I don't know what you're talking about. He's like, all right, I'm going to save it. We'll keep it a surprise so we can have a big reveal. And then that was it. Oh, he didn't even say it on the radio. No. So that was the big reveal.

And it was one of our interns' dad's, dad's, owns, oh, like a fucking factory in an alley, and they painted, I don't know, like a 20-foot mural that says the home of grit, and Dan and Dave chopped the ribbon with the fake scissors, and there was almost a chance that Brett was going to make Dave get on a 7 a.m. flight for that.

If Dave didn't fly private, he would have had to get up hours earlier to fly a 7 a.m. commercial flight to get to an alley in Youngstown, Ohio for a picture on a graffiti on a wall. That might have been it for Brett. Honestly, that would have been it. And I don't want to see him get fired, but it's almost selfish of him to not have booked it for Brett. Honestly, that would have been it, and I am almost like I don't want to see him get fired, but it's almost selfish of him to not have booked after the content. He should have been like, I know I'm going to get fired, but the content will be through the roof. Dave stopped and looked over and was like, you are so lucky I flew private for this. At one point, the intern, Dave, was like, oh, okay.

So it's a mural in this alley. And the intern goes, well, yeah, but it gets a lot of foot traffic over here. It's a high foot traffic area. What? The alley in Youngstown? He's like, there's a bunch of bars nearby, so there's always a lot of people walking by. I mean, there are just things. To be fair, that will be something that Youngstown University, people will go seek that out and take pictures in front of it.

Sure. Dave and Dan did not need to be some of those people taking pictures in front of it with the ceremony. I can't believe that there are still people here who don't have, like, the Dave meter, like, the calibration. Like, do you think Dave thinks it's important? Almost no one does. They're, like, it's basically, I guess you get it after five years, but like, we, I think I got it pretty good. I think I got it pretty fucking quick.

I mean, there's a reason why we don't like interact with him on any level, because it's like, this is not, Dave's not, doesn't care, doesn't care. Folks, he left $10,000 cash in a Minnesota house and like did nothing to try to regain it. If you think that he cares about a mural- You live two grand at the NYPD. Downtown. Yeah, in the same city.

He's just going downtown to get it. The amount that he cares about is so exorbitantly high, the thought that he would care about a graffiti mural. The line in succession, which we will talk about more on Wednesday's Quickie, the line in succession in the first episode when Tom is trying to buy a present for Logan Roy. He's like the father, CEO of the company, big baller shit. And his sister says, whatever you get for him will mean equal amount of nothing. That's anything you say or do for Dave.

Unless you are on Dave's level, you cannot provide him with anything monetary or like, or intrinsic value. There's nothing that he cares about. I mean, nothing. And like, did Brett think that Dave was going to roll up and be like, wow! This is awesome.

This is incredible. No matter what you do, he will not be impressed. It was the same thing with Tex. I saw Tex sitting there fucking trying to think of how he's going to quit to Dave. I was just thinking about him. He doesn't fucking care. Dave was like, all right, let's start the run now. See you later, dude.

He doesn't care at all. Whatever you're going to say doesn't matter to him. I think you'd have to provide him with a racehorse, a Ford Bronco. That's about it. Maybe stupidly a really nice surfboard, because Dave thinks he's a surfer. And anything dog-related. If you do something dog-related, he almost has to think that it's nice. Other than that, Dave will not care.

You cannot impress him with any other plans of social, economic, whatever value. He won't care. Unbelievable. Anyway, shout-out to Gay Pat and all the winners of Rough and Rowdy. Congrats to Gay Pat. Shout-out to the losers who still went out there, put their balls in their hand, and put on a good show. Anybody who's chirping about anybody who fights in Rough and Rowdy,

you're sitting on the comfort of your couch while these other guys are in the fucking ring. So, pipe down. Big shout-out to Bill Burr. Bill is like a fan who just happens to have a headset, which is really cool. The puns he was dropping last night. Oh, the butcher! The butcher's getting tenderized!

The Dale show's been canceled! With everything, he had a one-liner. It was great. Another successful Rough and Rowdy night in the books. The next one is in a couple months, October 5th, I believe it is, in Kentucky. Kentucky. Bluegrass beatdown. Bluegrass beatdown.

So get ready for that two months from now. Plan your pay-per-view. Night before McGregor. Oh, buddy. October 6th. Oh. So McGregor will be the second biggest pay-per-view of the weekend. Catch you guys tomorrow for a full edition of KFC Radio.