KFC Radio - Quickie: What's Beef?

Episode Date: September 21, 2018

KFC, Feits, and KMarko breakdown a few beefs: KFC vs Nate, Jimmy Butler vs KAT/Wiggins and Keith gives us his top 10 Eminem diss tracks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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back in the saddle. Pleasure to be here next to the Rap Battle two time champion. I hope so. I hope so I hope so I don't know I had yesterday I yesterday scored as a tie yeah it was it was much closer than I thought today's episode is the beef episode we're talking Eminem we're talking uh Steven Jackson

Carl Anthony Towns Jimmy Butler Andrew Wiggins that whole love square uh and obviously me and Nate as well so what's beef is today's episode. We'll start there. I couldn't believe that Nate could get words out of his mouth. Oh, we're starting with the hot one. Yeah, right? I don't know. Should we just go right into it?

He brought it up. So I honestly, in the beginning, I said there's a lot of parallels between Eminem and MGK. And then when it went down, I think there was as well. I think Nate just being able to do a good job earned him so many points. I think there's obviously a lot more material out there on me than I have towards him. And I really think it was, I mean, of course, I'm going to say, I think when you really look at what was said, like when you look at Eminem's, what was really said, it's the W goes to me.

But I mean, it was I was not expecting it to even be like a coin flip or like people being like, oh, I got to think about it. I thought Nate was going to be like that, like mom's spaghetti and just joke. Well, when he said he was going up to do it live, I was like, no, no. Are you sure? Are you sure? When I came in the office, he said, let's do it live. And I was like, I said, I was like, that's going to be hard. I don't want to do that. Like, I can make a pretty good song, but I can't, like, perform.

And he was adamant about doing it. And I was like, all right, bud, like, go ahead, fall on your face. And he didn't at all. I did not see the rap battle because I was literally hiding behind the collar. Both of you. You can see me on school scenes. My head is poking out, and I'm looking like at the, not at you guys. I'm just listening.

And it was, okay. I did that for a little while and then even that was too much and I had to go back to my seat. I did watch the rundown last night and watched it and it was, knowing what was coming it was a little easier. Okay, here's my objective post-fight analysis. I have it scored at a tie. As someone who isn't picking a side, but is on your side,

I wanted you to win and I think yours was so nate's had more material obviously and he hit on all of it very well which was good and he delivered it impressively well which is he gets points for just like being right coming out of nowhere right yours was more like you know you're a nobody which is really the hardest thing you can hear so like you've heard all this chirps and stuff for your shit yeah his like being told to your face like nobody likes you respects you you're you're not important, you suck. That's where I'm coming from.

I have heard everything he said for nine straight months now. And I understand that people still want to hear it, and it's very salacious, and it's very entertaining. But I'm just saying, if I read something that was just like, your coworkers don't like you, you're not that good at your job, you think you're're good but it's only because the other guys who used to do your job moved on past it and all this other shit nobody likes you you're smooth you're smitty's better than you i think that is more important in the barstool world long story short he had one thing about my personal life and then like comment their stuff which i think the the general audience is going to care about as a blogger in here hearing how much nate cries about commenter feedback to pick like the three or four things that are notoriously commenter chirps was like,

well, okay, man, like, yeah, you can, you can say that, that the numbers from KFC radio have gone down.

They haven't, they're fucking four X up. So like I get the, the, the perception, but as someone in house who knows the deal, it's like, all right, well it's low hanging fruit. Yeah. It's I get the perception, but as someone in-house who knows the deal, it's like,

all right, well, it's low-hanging fruit. Yeah, it's playing to the crowd, which is annoying. But that's also, but that's the game.

It's like, you know, you're going to get an ooh and an ah moment from bringing Big Cat into it and you're going to obviously wow the crowd. What was the one line

I really liked? The lawyer one. The wallet one and then the liked? The lawyer one. The wallet one and then the lawyer. The wallet. Cool school. Can you pick up the kids at the pool? Yeah. That was very good.

What was that one? He said something like, you buy sneakers, you think you're cool, when really you're just like an old dad who's picking kids up at the school. Or are you? What do the lawyers say? I was like, all right. All right. But I mean, it was it was like, you know, if I this is a big if. But if that's not out there, I don't know what needs. Oh, yeah. I mean, there's nothing really.

Well, I guess like the thing that annoyed me, I guess the only thing that the line he had that was about, like, everyone has to be nice to you. That's the one that he said. He said, like, we bring all the new hires in. You have to be nice to Kevin. And I was like, that's not what I say about Nate. Probably right. That was that was annoying because I like in rap battles. I think the thing you have to have is truth.

And I think you had that to an extent. I mean, I don't i don't hate nate um the uh um the uh but the um like the that one is i was just like what are you talking about yeah but what's annoying is that i think if you're listening you're like oh really you know it's like well all right i could because i'm making shit up if you want right right right exactly i um i i never i i did pull some punches like i i i probably would have said a few more things had i known that he was even gonna like step up to the plate a little bit yeah like i thought what i did was fine probably would have thrown in some autistic and asperger's talk and got a little bit more heavy handed with it. But I mean, I don't think there's much left to say about Nate's entire. I mean, nobody.

If you listen to that song, like Nate's entire shtick is exposed. And I think the real vibe around him in the office. I told Keith this recently. Actually, I have like I have like highs and lows with Nate. I have some days. So I mean, so did I. I thought Nate just cracked me up. Yeah.

And then other days where it's very frustrating because his relationship with Keith is very much, and I think you've made jokes about it, it's very much the assistant to the regional manager. It is.

Dwight. The assistant to the, what is it? I call him that. Yeah. Keith has said it. The assistant to the editor-in-chief. I mean, actually,

Hubs is. So Nate's like, whatever's the next one. Hubs is the assistant to the editor-in-chief. I mean, actually, Hubs is. So Nate's like whatever is the next one. Hubs is the assistant to the editor-in-chief. Nate's like the assistant to the assistant to the editor-in-chief. But it gets frustrating because he takes it very seriously. Nate chirps everyone in this office relentlessly. And I can always hear it because I sit right next to him. And that gets, some days I'm like, okay, I've had way too much of Nate.

He's like an internal affairs officer who isn't qualified and wasn't hired to do the job. Like a self-appointed. The internal affairs gets very annoying, and especially when no one asks you to be an internal affairs officer. Yeah. And that's where – that was what actually made me okay with this. Cause otherwise I really do feel like it was punching down. I don't want to bully a kid who is like self-proclaimed has issues and he's a misfit, but I think everybody has somebody at work who's like Nate and he's a snitch and he's back in a rat and a weasel and you just want to like murder him.

And I was like, I got my chance. I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't believe in the whole punching down thing like we do with twitter we do it with anything it's like it's exactly what eminem said anybody about mgk is like if if you attack me or whatever then i don't care who you are how little you are so the thing about nate objectively nate is a good writer and he's a very good blogger and he tries hard at blogging everything that i've asked him to do on the blog he does well and i like nate and we're friends like he we he texts me more than anyone in my life by about 20 times like it's just constant stream of text from him and if i'm not in

the mood for it i ignore it if i am we we talk i like him a lot the problem is he thinks that he knows that thinks that and thinks even more of himself so you can't when you try and compliment him if you say like good blog nate he's like i know i know it's like he tweets all the time like read this blog i'm an excellent writer his fucking twitter bio is i'm a very good blogger at barstool sports so it makes you not want to compliment him at all yeah and it makes people who don't know him like the real him they just see that they're like this kid's a cocky motherfucker right and then when you look at the package objectively, it's like you don't really have much to be cocky about. And not even that. I think we've said before that authenticity is a big thing.

And knowing Nate, he's not. Not authentic. He's not. So it's almost like a thing he's trying to. I mean, I always equate it to Dave because Dave is that. So I feel like people always kind of come in and try and do what Dave does because it's been successful for Dave I mean Dave is that so I feel like people always kind of come in and try and do what Dave does

because it's been successful for Dave but Dave's one of a kind that's the real thing so it's kind of frustrating to have to do like yeah you're good

but then like you see like the other side of him when he's just like I want to be good I know I want to be better I want to be liked or whatever

that's something everyone wants all the time you want to be better you want to be good and I say that and I don't. That's something everyone wants all the time. You want to be better. You want to be good. And I say that. And I don't say I'm the best. Right.

It's one of those, like, there's a, I don't know the adage, but there's a little phrase that's always like, if you have to say it about yourself, it's not really true. You know what I mean? If no one else is saying it, then you're the only one saying it. I will say, I probably have Nate's back the most out of the three of us because we're the closest and I do like him a lot. I am also very good at like anything i'm saying now i've said to his face much harsher like i'm very harsh with him like once he starts like getting in my head or under my skin or like going too far like

complaining about traffic about how he works so hard and no one else works hard and i'm like i have the numbers nate like you didn't work hard this week bro i i didn't want to get into the specifics but the day the day of everything or he's ranting and smitty about working so hard, he put up four blogs in the entire day. Yeah, and it's like we have – I won't say it publicly, but we've had a conversation where I basically pointed out to him – because he took a shot at me in a completely joking way, but something about how I didn't do anything all day. That's totally fine. I'm not going to care about that. But then it's like if you keep perpetuating that, I will show exactly how much you do and exactly how much I do. And it's not going to turn out well for you.

You don't want that, man. But because we're friends, like I would never do that. Like I'm not going to do it here. I'm not going to write a rap battle about him. Right. But you, for what he said about you. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, we're not really friends.

And when that happened, he came over and told me. I was like, what happened? I missed it. He was like, Kevin called me worthless 10 times, and I snapped. And then Liz told me a different account that was a little not as bad. And then I watched it myself, and it was not even close. He said one snarky thing. Yeah.

And he popped that out, which didn't even fit. It wasn't even a moral high ground. That's what I told him. That was my thing. Like, if I was being morally superior, I don't have any right to do that anymore. But we were talking business. We were talking, like, numbers and shit like that. and then he just drops that bomb it's like well that was just a ricochet shot from hell your instant reaction was perfect and great and like 100

deserved whether or not we followed up with a rap battle i say yes other people could say maybe not do that but it was great i mean i just like doing it too there was a part of me once i started writing it and it and it came out good i was like now i just want to put the song out that's the other thing too is i think if nate had to do a song or if I knew we were going to just do a live fucking slam poetry thing, I think it would have done a little differently. Because there's parts of that that were just about sounding like Till I Collapse and making it like a song rather than just fucking going at him, at him, at him. So long story short, I think it actually was probably the most embarrassing of performances but as far as like a back and forth at barstool it's probably one of the most like even evenly matched things ever and it just drives me fucking crazy that that trump card will just always be there i didn't

even think it would just never be any like imagine oh god that's the first thing i said when it happened i was like oh fuck like now they can use this against us for the yeah forever and ever i didn't think it was embarrassing i thought yo brit mchenry's about to catch you still That's the first thing I said when it happened. I was like, oh, fuck. Like, now they can use this against us for the whole time. Yeah, forever and ever and ever and ever. I didn't think it was embarrassing. I thought it was. Yo, Britt McHenry's about to catch it. She's still chirping about it, too. Britt McHenry's.

Yeah. She also tweeted Dave fucking yesterday that Nordstrom's stealing his shit because they put Sundays up for the girls or something like that. And I was like, God damn it, Britt McHenry. I got beat with you now. That wasn't Dave. But no, I didn't think it was embarrassing. I thought it was good.

Like, it was impressively good. It wasn't like cringe. It wasn't Dave. But no, I didn't think it was embarrassing. I thought it was good. Like, it was impressively good. It wasn't like cringe. It wasn't? I figured, like, afterwards. It was cringe-worthy for me just because of the content. But the delivery and all that? I can't watch that stuff. But when I watched it on the rundown, I, like, watched it, didn't cringe, and was, like,

entertained by it. Obviously, like, I tweeted this. You guys are incredible lyricists, not great bloggers. But that actually makes sense because you're not great rappers, but you're white bloggers. So that's exactly, the lyric should be awesome. The actual rapping was so above that low bar that it

actually sounded good. The thing with why it's so hard for me to listen, like Keith went back and watched it right now and I did not do something. I had no plans for that. I can't even listen back to myself when I do a podcast, let alone try to be a rapper. But a rap battle, especially this one, which was very vicious on both sides. I like making fun of people, but I don't make fun of people for things I know that they're not happy about.

Yeah, like this was – I bust your balls about things I know you're okay with. If I have a friend who I know is self-conscious of his big nose, I don't make fun of his big nose. I make fun of something else. Thank you. I'm referring to myself, but you as well. I think that's why at the end of the day I'm okay.

I'm at peace with how this battle went down and why I think at the end of the day I'm taking the W because I've heard every, every chirp already. And I think the other like comments or chirps are just either untrue or just not that good. I think everything I said about Nate really bothers him about himself. Yeah,

it was good. And it was great. I mean, it's great content and people think that like, not many people think this, but people think that we'll stage stuff and like set things up. The difference is that we take real things that are happening and get entertainment value out of them the other way around. I mean, we had our closed door meeting and I was kind of like, I just kind of have to do this.

Like, I don't want people doing this anymore. I kind of want to make an example. I want to set a precedent. But I was like, but let's just go have a rap battle. Like, it's going to be good for business. Like, let's do it, you know? But it's not like you sat down and like cleared the air and was like, okay, let's just go have a rap battle. Like it's going to be good for business. Like, but let's do it, you know? But it's not like you,

you sat down and like cleared the air and was like, okay, let's just do this for the pretend. It's like, by no means, as we're getting the content out of this real life stuff happening, stuff happening, people don't like adapt or adjust to that.

They just keep going. Like you and Nate, I was surprised you shook hands afterwards, but I wasn't surprised. There's like still bad blood and you still aren't friends. I mean, I told him flat out, like I won't trust him,

but I'm not going to sit here and hold a grudge. Actually, the most awkward moment of this whole fucking thing was this morning. I come in, and I was just kind of bullshitting with Nate about who won and lost, Trent's chiming in, and we're just having a conversation. And Smitty comes over and was like, oh, so we're all laughing now, huh?

Everybody's laughing. It's just all good now? I was like, uh, yep, that all laughing now, huh? Everybody's laughing. It's just all good now? I was like, uh, yep. That's what I'm going to do. I don't know. I mean, he has every right to keep as much bad blood as he wants, but I was like, I don't know what to do. I'm going to just move on.

I do have a lot more to worry about than Nate. Try sitting in my seat for two years, which is literally I look at Smitty and Nate's behind me, and the two of them legitimately fucking hate each other. Like, you're pissed at Nate and probably don't like him that much. They hate each other. Like, he hates his guts, and he glares at him, and Nate's behind me and the two of them legitimately fucking hate each other like you're pissed at Nate and probably don't like him that much they hate like he hates his guts and he glares at him and Nate chirps back and it's right over my head all day long when Nate's like I just I just do Donovan McNate for the page views

like don't you hate the guy just say you fucking hate him and you want to like embarrass him be real about it be authentic yeah I mean there's a middle ground between like okay Smitty's not doing Eagles blogs that's true right you can tell him to do Eagles blogs next step is you can make fun of him, like publicly for doing them. Making a name, Donovan McNate, and doing it while mocking him is a totally different level. Right.

There are ways to deal with somebody being lazy and somebody annoying. Well, that's the thing. He doesn't know how to do things. He takes it all the way. Exactly. He never knows the line. His first response to you is a comment like that instead of, you know, he hasn't attacked. Right.

He knows social skills, really. He's a misfit. That's the call comes down to that. He's a misfit. The call comes down to that. He's our misfit. He's my friend, and I do like him. The other big beef of the day is this whole basketball and NBA drama. I mean, the NBA is, like, the greatest reality show on earth. It is such a fucking soap opera.

Break this one down for me i didn't okay so jimmy it was announced the other day that jimmy butler is being traded you start to dig a little deeper on an instagram a commenter on the instagram basically aired everything out and said this is because jimmy butler fucked carl anthony town's girlfriend who kt has said fake news to that right Right. But there's a lot of like. I didn't see that. I heard there was detective work on the internet. I didn't see that.

I just saw it was on the internet. It happened. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, he deleted all of her pictures from her, his Instagram on like during this month where like Carl Anthony Towns was away and Jimmy Butler was not. The pieces do line up. So Andrew Wiggins brother, when he finds out Jimmy Butler's going to be traded, tweets hallelujah.

To which Jimmy Butler makes a response video where he's doing some wind sprints in a fucking field. And he runs up to the camera. Not even wind sprints, by the way. I caught the video. It was like lane slides. It was half-assed. He was just doing it so he could come say the hallelujah. Because the thing here is they say Jimmy Butler has more heart and he's a harder worker than Wiggins and Towns who just get by on their talent, which I say, yeah, if I just have fucking talent, I'm going to get by on my talent. So Jimmy Butler runs up to the camera and says, hallelujah, you keep that energy.

To which Andrew Wiggins puts up an Instagram being like, old heads need to shut up. You're a bum ass. Like get out of here. You're a has-been and I keep my energy everywhere. Wiggins said up an Instagram being like, old heads need to shut up. You're a bum ass. Like, get out of here. You're a has-been, and I keep my energy everywhere. Wiggins said that? Yes. Wiggins said that to Butler? No, he said that to-

To Steven Jackson. Right. So, yes. So, Steven Jackson. Sorry. Back up one step. Steven Jackson, crazy motherfucker, OG, like, gangster who just happened to play basketball. He makes a video saying, if I was Andrew Wiggins, this is what I would

say to my brother right now. Hey, big bro, why did you post that tweet saying hallelujah? Because you know that I don't have any heart, and Jimmy Butler is a harder worker and more heart than me. You know that I don't really give any effort. You know I have no heart, so why did you do that? That's when Wiggins responded, old head, bum ass, your has-been,

I always have my energy up, so the fucking Timberwolves are all jacked up and Stephen Jackson is just like lurking with a gun. So Carl Anthony Towns isn't really involved anymore. His girlfriend got fucked and that's his only role in it? Pretty much. I thought Carl Anthony Towns was the one who

He's like forcing the trade. I don't think he's like involved in like the social media aspect right now. But I think it's basically like Carl Anthony Towns has not signed his rookie max contract yet, which is usually like a no brainer. Cause I think it's like way too,

it's money through the fucking roof. And I think it was cause this Jimmy Butler shit. So I think he was like, it's him or me. So he's very much involved. But as far as the chitter chatter, Andrew Wiggins just seems like a fucking, like,

like a Canadian fucking, he seems like a Canadian. I, I saw, um, uh, Beaumont Jones tweet this morning. Like a fucking Canadian fucking... He seems like a Canadian. I saw Bomani Jones tweet this morning. Andrew Wiggins is just a name I know. Probably because I don't know what his game is like. I don't know what anyone's game is like, really.

But I know because he was involved in the trade for Kevin Love and LeBron and all that. So I'm aware of who Andrew Wiggins is. And because of that, I just assumed he was a good player. But Monty Jones tweeted this morning that he's one of the four biggest busts in 20 years. I mean, he was a number one pick and he was, I think, number one. And he was like, you know, supposed to be the next generational talent. And I don't think

he is. I mean, he's... I think a bust used to be just bad. Yeah. I don't know enough about his generational talent. Isn't really a bust. It's like, oh, he's an okay player. I assume he was at worst okay. But he said the only people, the only bigger bust in him in 10 years was

Anthony Bennett. The greatest. The greatest of all time. Anyone get such a bust, you get a fucking, you get two songs written about you by my man Paul Williams. He is a big basketball fan. The guy, he does surf music. And he's got a pick called, it's like, the Williams, is he's a big basketball fan. The guy, he does surf music. Yeah.

And he's got a pick called, it's like the whole album is about falling in love. And the first song is like, girl, you're my number one. You're my Anthony Bennett. And it's like, I wrote this song right before the draft. I wrote this song. And then one of the last songs is just called Anthony Bennett. And it's about how the relationship fell apart it's very they're both really good songs but like listen there's a

whole it's rough i wrote something right after the draft i think i think that's what's happening though is like wiggins isn't that good carl anthony towns is jimmy butler is like the most like currently you know kind of thriving it's a fucking mess it's weird jimmy butler has been like as soon as you told me the story jimmy butler's been involved in a lot of he was so behind the scenes for a while like he was in chicago playing he all you knew him for was that he played you know 50 minutes a game which isn't even possible and dan just played non-stop he never sat and he got all these stats and like i couldn't even tell you what his voice sounded like right maybe in chicago you did but no one he wasn't and he's kind you what his voice sounded like. Right. Maybe in Chicago you did, but no one, he wasn't, and he's kind of like superstar.

Right. And now in the past month, he's been like in, you know, TMZ stories, Bleacher Report stories, like he was commenting on Dwayne Wade's wife's Instagram. And like, that's all joking around and stuff, but he's becoming- Did you just call Gabriel Union Dwayne Wade's wife? People are not going to like that.

But he's doing like, it's nothing crazy, but he's becoming Way more visible Very fast Yeah Which seems out of character For him And is not the good visibility Which makes me think

That he's like Purposely trying to Get himself out there To maybe make more money On brands Well he wants One of the teams He said he wanted

To be traded to Is the Knicks He just wants Knicks or LA I could see that Jimmy Butler's Reached a part of his career Where he's just done

You don't have to go To those three teams Yeah he just wants money and exposure. I want money, live in a big city, and fuck hoes. Give me LA, Brooklyn, or Miami? Don't knock the hospital. That's announcing.

I'm done. I'll do video grams while keeping energy up, but I'm done. I'm at this stage where I'm just like, cut the check. I'll show up to games. I don't really give a fuck anymore. And the only guy who really, I mean, Stephen Jackson, you just never want anything with him. So, like, if I'm Jimmy Butler, I'm like, my man, we're good. We're on the same side here.

I guess Stephen Jackson's 40-ish. Yeah. If you see a 40-year-old man that do rag-spoken weed on an Instagram story, watch the fuck out. You better fucking run. Watch the fuck out. Yo, what do you do? Like, what if someone here at Barstool fucked your girl? Like, what would happen?

Would you, like, force a trade? Would you be like, yo, you have to fire Nate. He fucked my girl. I wonder how often that... Not many people here have a girlfriend, I don't think. I'm trying to think of a specific example. Yeah. Theoretically, I think if you have the power, fire them.

You gotta cut them loose. Well, I don't know. That's tough because at this job, you have access to so much stuff and a platform on social media and stuff. So however you treat someone, you never know what could come back at you. It's such a huge forum. I don't know. I would think about it very carefully as I do with most things. Analyze the bumps and downs.

Just make a rap battle about it. I mean, you probably could punch them in the face and not get fired. I don't think Dave would fire you. I was asking Dave about Nate and Smitty, and he said if there was any physical... No, actually, he said if Smitty punched Nate, he would fire him. If Nate punched Smitty, he wouldn't because of the physical difference, which I think is bullshit. I think it's gotta be.

It's nonsense. I wonder, I'd like to see the stats on fucking your co-worker's wife. How often that happens. Google that for me, Logan. How often that happens in real life versus how often that happens in professional sports. Because I feel like it happens in professional sports once a year.

Yeah, oh yeah. Especially in the NBA. And I think that happens nowhere else, but I could be wrong. It's kind of like the NFL with domestic abuse where because it gets such a large platform because it gets so much press you think it happens way more the numbers actually happens less than it does in the regular public right but so it might happen

it might happen all the time fucking co-workers wives and girlfriends and shit like that but it feels like it happens an incredible amount of time it probably is happening very frequently in the NBA because all these girls are just hoes yeah I don't know why I said I'd punched them in the face i obviously would never do that what i would do is uh like sneakily just gather all the intel i could use all my like analytics and stuff to get their numbers break it down like make them look terrible just slowly ruin their life like

punching in the face it won't really hurt coming for me but let me say if i had a couple years to ruin your life and maybe get you fired, if I like tailor some reports to show how bad you are. You just need to play the seriously long con because I will tell you right now, trump cards in these situations do not play in your favor.

And you could put, you could put a fucking dossier together on me and I'd be like, yeah, but I fucked your guy. And everyone would just be like, yep, still beat. That's true.

So that's it for today's episode of What's Beef? Weigh in on who you think won my battle, who you think won the M&M battle, who you think is winning this NBA battle. Let me add a bonus to my top 10 M&M diss tracks. Oh, yeah. Because I listen to these all weekend on repeat, and I ranked them. A little controversy on Twitter. So number 10, Hail Mary.

That's Ja Rule. Nine is Bully, also Ja Rule. Ja Car Bunch. Eight is Haley's Revenge. Oh, no, no, no. I updated the list. Hold on. Okay. Hail Mary, Hail Mary. That's Ja Rule. Nine is Bully, also Ja Rule. Ja Car Bunch. Eight is Haley's Revenge. Oh, no, no, no. I updated the list. Hold on. Okay.

Hail Mary, Bully. Eight is Invasion. That whole Invasion series. Seven is Armageddon. That was also an Invasion one. So those were Benzino. Okay. Bully and Hail Mary were Ja.

Haley's Revenge at six, which is Ja. Right? Mm-hmm. Five is Go to Sleep, which is from the Cradle to the Grave soundtrack, but is an incredible DMX. Go to sleep, which from the cradle to the grave soundtrack, but isn't incredible. And, uh, yeah. Go to sleep,

bitch. Die, motherfucker. Die. Um, that was, that was like a hockey pump up song. Oh yeah.

Four is the quitter hit him up about Everlast, which is brutal. In front of him for a heart attack is just like the coldest shit. And then top three, uh, the sauce, I have a little bit ahead of nail in the coffin, the sauce,

like it came on and i was like i kind of remember the song from high school and i instantly rapped every single word like it was just in my brain i think the sauce the sauce is i like better no i like them equally but nail in the coffin was more like the career enter like the sauce and nail in the coffin ended literally ended his career right and then one i have warning for mariah carey which isn't the best song but it is by far the most savage like it's mariah carey which isn't the best song but it is by far the most savage like it's mariah carey he does like 60 bars just about embarrassing her their personal life how he came on her stomach and it curdled and she started hurling and then

he plays her whether it's her or not he plays her voicemails something sounds exactly like her and everyone's gonna like i believe her but right and it's him like mocking each voicemail snippet it's like it's brilliant just kills masterpiece and she's a 20 billion times bigger than benzino so the target is so i gave credit to warning that one's great too because he he also roast himself where it's like yeah i premature healy jack faded because you're so hot don't give a fuck came on your stomach and add the nick cannon aspect to it he has to listen to this and he's trying to stand up for his girl which is respectable but you're nick cannon so like that's not gonna. So he gets to shit on Nick Cannon, MRI, carry his pot.

It's just... The fact that each of those targets have like two to three, maybe four songs each, you know what I mean? It's like, they just kept going at Ja, kept going at Benzino. And Benzino, it's rare to like... I mean, I guess he kind of ruined Ja as well, but like he literally ended the career of Benzino. You don't have a way to make money anymore, man.

Unbelievable. The greatest that ever has done it. Alright, we'll see you guys on Monday for a quickie on KC Radio. Outro Music