KFC Radio - Ria and Fran Reminisce on The Fun Fridays in the Old Barstool Office - Full Episode

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I think we started doing, like, drinking Friday mornings. I think it was Dan, actually, was, like, making pina coladas on a Friday morning. Yeah. Like, all right, let's have a fucking Friday. There's a Barstool Breakfast we do. Yeah.

We do Fridays. I'd come in and Lars would like hand me a Bloody Mary I'd be like hell yeah bye now everyone knows that you can buy

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Yeah, but that was like a special, that was just like, we just got high together. Was that an episode of our show? That was with Kelly and Brie. Yeah, you weren't there. Oh, okay. That was with Doug sitting on the end. We left at 1 a.m. and Doug was just asleep on the rundown chair.

I was like, what am I going to do? It got even worse somehow. Yeah. Our mics are the fucking worst. Everything in our studio is the worst. We have broken chairs, broken mics. You guys got a vacuum before. Yeah, no, I think even, I think the cleaning people just know this is like the land that time forgot.

I see them. They come in, they walk out with three water bottles and I'm like, what made you pick those three? Because there's 10. Noah and Sarah and Maddie will vacuum the room themselves. Okay, first of all, first of all, you looked right at me. I'm looking this way. There are a couple of mysterious stains. We'll always make fun of you, but like...

The stains aren't mysterious. They're from Jackie spilling. No, that's not me. You've never seen a girl spill like this in your life. That's a large one over there. That one's fast. That was not also not me. Oh.

Okay, that was not me, but you keep insisting that that was me. I swear to God, up and down, that was not me. All right, every other spot is. Okay, every other one. Jackie will have a cup of coffee, and she'll just walk around like this. She just, just. And she goes, I don't really care. I'm like, you're soaking wet the table.

She's like, I don't really care. Yeah. With water. Water. Things that don't stream. Aside from that one high episode, though, I really think this is it. I think so. I think I.

It's definitely your first time, right? It's absolutely mine, yeah. Which is great. No, I think I remember we did one together in the old, old office. And we talked about holding hands. Do you guys remember that? And there was a cartoon of all of us holding hands. was like a whole thing i have an impeccable memory she doesn't forget a single thing i know that this happened okay but we all thought like like

us specifically holding hands just holding hands no we were talking somebody called in we did voicemails on case radio and someone called in talking about like holding hands with a significant other got it and then we talked about holding hands and then we there was a cartoon put out of the four of us holding hands

I don't remember but I see why it's something you remember most of the time I don't remember things from like two weeks ago she's like how do you not remember that

bro there are times I forget like big stars like when we watch it and somebody's like oh you had them on the show I'm like no I didn't he's like yeah no you talked to that person

for an hour on your show sometimes I'll say a joke on the show. I'm like, no, I didn't. He's like, yeah, no, you talked to that person for an hour on your show. Sometimes I'll say a joke on our show and I notice that Fran kind of skips along. And I'm like, do you not get it? I have no callback. And she's like, no, I don't remember that. It just happened last week. And then I was like, okay, I guess it wasn't that funny then. Does not ring any bells most of the time.

Dude, it is crazy, though. This whole place is crazy. We share a wall. And we've done two episodes. And how long have you guys been doing it now? Ten years? We're all strangers at this point. It's so dumb.

It's so dumb. Yeah. No, I know. It's a weird – it's a very strange dynamic where it's like there's definitely – everybody has their own shows. And then you know the shows that people get along you know the shows that are people like we're just professional

acquaintances basically but then it's like so the people you're maybe a little bit awkward with you don't do a show with and then I feel like the people you're friends with I don't do a show with

because you're just friends with them you're just not doing other people's shows in general you're just really sticking to your own show no but honestly it's like

everybody's on their own schedule too if I'm friends with you and talked, it's kind of like how you're most mean to your closest friends. I feel like that way about podcasts. Like, I'm not going to have my friends on my podcast. With the SNL stuff recently, I was actually just talking about this, that when they talk about old SNL, that they would be in their offices late at night and they were like scared of lauren michaels and like the whole thing that's kind of i'm like oh wow it's

kind of like barstool when we when i first started was like everyone worked together it was like we were all a team everyone worked together and then there was dave in his office and it was like you don't leave the office until he leaves the office and like everybody was in it together and like now it's just like everyone's over here. Everyone's their own little company. Yeah, everyone's just like spread out. I think it's probably, I go back and forth. Like sometimes I've always wanted it to be more collaborative.

I tried my hardest to make it like that. But then I also think it's just like not very realistic. So it's almost better that everyone has their own thing and they have their own little company and their own little success. But God damn, it's like the entire business is based on sharing audience and having people on your shows and you build your audience

and we swap. And we just don't do that here. It's like we could do that all the time and we just don't do it. I feel like the bathrooms just being in the middle of the office is single-handedly because then it's just weird outskirts.

The only place you meet is in the but is that should we redesign the office no bathrooms I'm still waiting for us to get a pool table yeah

okay you know what I wanted a pool table and it was shot down because it was like too like frat bro or whatever we're getting the pool table

okay can we get the pool table we're getting the fucking pool table or ping pong yeah let's get something in the middle of the audience

you know what I think we can afford both I think we can get both. I think pops is. You know those ones that you could like flip when you, like those small ones that you could flip over? Like once I was ping pong, once I was pool. Do you ever have that as a kid?

Yeah, like small one in our basement. It's always inevitably became beer pong tables. Yeah, yeah. It was just like, it'd be a high school party. I think I have that ping pong thing in the back. We gotta start somewhere. Yeah. And we could just go back in time and like do what people think we are already like frat bros yeah yeah play beer pong right even when they try and do

we're doing that even when they try and do like company happy hours and stuff none of us go no i know all the sales i actually remember my first week here i was like doing work and then you and brie came up to me and you guys were like want to play flip because you guys are doing survivor survivor yeah survivor and you're like want to play flip cup you guys were like, well, I play flip because you guys are doing survivor. Yeah. Survivor. And you're like, well, play flip cup.

And I was like, okay, like barstools. You guys are so nice for doing that. I was like, you were so inviting. Why are you playing flip? No,

I don't know. It was, um, it was the first survivor ever. And I was just hanging out like late hours for whatever reason. And they were just, they didn't film at night during that Survivor. And they were just like playing flip flops. Because they were normal fucking humans. They didn't torture you.

Yeah, they were just playing like drinking games. And I was like, oh, fuck it. I'll stay. And then I remember Kevin telling me, oh, we just hired this girl Jackie. And I was like, oh, my God. I got you. Yeah. Oh, so it was you.

I see you're just here. The old office used to pop off a little bit yeah it was like thursday night like clients yeah totally and i was still and i weren't even like in the company no right we were interns i wasn't even 21 yet the things were a little hazy there in the beginning. It's like, these girls, how old are they? I'm like, what can I say and not say about secretly drinking at the office? Yeah, true. Those Thursday nights were fun, though.

Yeah, those were, I mean, you used to come in on a Friday or even on Monday afterwards and be like, okay. I think we started doing like drinking Friday mornings. I think it was Dan, actually, was like making pina coladas on a Friday morning. Yeah. Like, all right, let's have a fucking Friday. There's a barstool breakfast. Would you?

Yeah. Would you Fridays? I'd come in and large would like hand me a Bloody Mary. I'd be like, hell yeah. Do you remember the times Caleb would like make Noah do shots? Randomly in the middle of the day. Yes. And Noah would come back like a little drunk.

Dude, I interviewed J.K. Simmons just straight up drunk. Yeah. Straight up drunk. We had an interview with him and at that point

and still to this day it would be a huge interview for us. So it was even huger back then. And right before that we had this, Michael Davidson's

family came in and all the firefighters came in and we interviewed them, I think, on Barstool Radio and they were like, we gotta do shots for Mike. We drank like a bottle of Jameson. And I was

trying to be like, I'm done guys. And they were like, for Mike! And I remember going to J.K. Simmons like, nice to meet you sir. I'm drunk. It was so crazy how often that happened also those thursday nights i remember like learning about sort of like feidelberg lore you know what i mean like it was like all these stories would come out that i would see online

from feidelberg i'm like oh like they're real fucking stories i'm hearing it firsthand it was so crazy though yeah the Yeah, the times that Noah, I remember there was a specific period of time where Caleb was like, all right, Noah, let's go do shots. Yeah, I forgot about that. But that definitely was a thing. It was about noon, time to go.

It was never, I don't think it ever was the company that people think it is stereotypically. But we touched that for a minute. I don't think it ever was the company that people think it is stereotypically, but we all, we, we, we like touch that for a minute. Yeah.

You know, well, there's a time when most people were in their early twenties. Yeah. I mean, can I just say that Robbie and I would smoke like humongous backwards blunts in the middle of the day. Genuinely. I think I would pass out if I did that now.

I could not do that now. I don't know how I... Blunt thotty, right? Yeah, blunt. Me and Robbie would go to the side behind Dave's office. Yes, I used to see you, him, Boo, Rowan, whoever, like pop out. We would always go back there,

and then we'd come out, and I don't know how I functioned. And then I would go record a podcast. I was going to say, you were high for probably the first two, three years of doing the podcast 100% like every single episode it was like she would smoke before every single episode before every episode and then you just stopped right I literally just stopped because it started making me just feel like like it wasn't doing what it did yeah you know what I mean like I started getting more anxious and I was like, why am I like in a haze all the

time? Like, that's not cool. Like I was just living in a cloud. And then I just, one day just literally threw everything away and just stopped. I was like, that is it. And my brain felt so much better. Like I had so much more energy. It was so much happier.

I was like, oh wow. Okay. Like I was really living in a cloud. But no, Robbie and I talk about it all the time. We were like, what were we thinking? Like like does he not smoke anymore no robbie still smokes yeah but i feel like he's still no but just like in the middle of the day we would go like breakfast and dinner is a lot you know yeah right but we would just go behind dave's office and come out and be like yeah and i probably like right it was like a big like why am i rolling up

like backwards blinds? Like it was insane. I don't know. I look back. I'm like, oh my God, I'm afraid. There was one time where like I walked into the office. It stunk like weed. I don't know if I could physically see anyone smoking weed.

It stunk like weed. There was a fucking stained beanbag chair in the corner. And then Glennie was just taking pictures of Asa and Kira totally naked in the window. I was like, what's happening? Bro, you could see Asa from the she was standing in the window.

You were on the street and you could see a naked chick. No, I remember that day. What a ride Glennie was on. But at that point, that was wild. The times with Asa, who remember that day. What a ride Glennie was on, is on still to this day. But at that point, that was wild. The times with Asa, who is so great. I spent a lot of time with Asa. You were young and impressionable. And we would do Instagram Lives together.

And the followers I would gain from the Asa Akira Instagram Lives. Asa pretty much invented OnlyFans. She didn't invent it, but, like, she was on it, and I think she got, like, something, she was getting, like, 80% of the cut or whatever, because it was, like, they were first building it. And I think she's the reason why it went, like, porn. Because it was just, like, it's just a paywall, where you could put anything behind it if you wanted to.

And then it was, like. Yeah. Yeah, first get integrated into Barstool. So she did it, we did it, I did an interview with her that was like – Yeah. Yeah, Barska integrated into Barska. So she did it. We did it. I did an interview with her that was like really good. Everyone was like, that was incredible. You guys had a lot of chemistry.

And it was right when Dan was leaving KFC Radio. And I was talking to this guy, this producer at Sirius. I was making guest appearances on their show. And me and him had good chemistry. So I was like, all right, maybe I'll start something with this guy. Can we hire him? And Dave was like, I'd rather hire like a big name than like just this random dude. And he was like, what about Asa?

Sounds good to me. Really? I didn't realize that was a Dave. No, I shouldn't say that. I think – I don't know. I don't think I really like – it wasn't my plan. I was happy to do it, but I think he had seen her and saw feedback.

Yeah. Like people were buzzing about it, which ended up being good at like it, it, it bridged the gap. Well, like it ran its course and we had problems with advertisers and all sorts of shit that came with it.

But for a transitional period where a lot of people were like, well, what is going to happen to the show? And now it's just like without Dan and whatever it and whatever it we at least like plugged it in with somebody who's like yeah you know attention grabbing yeah it was nice to make her cry a lot i would just tell lots of stories and she'd just cry like no it's funny the typical like vital yeah like she would she would be like oh my god, this is horrible. You were sexually abused. Remember she started making all those candles too?

Yeah, she used to make money off of that shit. She had a crane deliver 10,000 pounds of candles. Her husband was like, what the fuck is this? I'm selling candles now, babe. You mentioned SNL earlier. Did everyone watch? I have not, no. I watched it. You mentioned SNL earlier. Yeah. Did everyone watch? I have not, no.

I watched it. I thought it was great. I thought it was awesome. I loved it. I have heard a lot of people saying it's too good for someone. I'm one of those people that understands that everyone does not like SNL now, but I will put it on and chuckle. I don't get why people don't like it.

And people are like, ah, it's the worst thing ever. It's how could you laugh at it? I'm like, I don't know. I thought that one sketch was kind of funny. They usually have one that goes viral and then it's the worst thing ever is how could you laugh and i'm like i don't know i thought that one sketch was kind of funny they usually have one that like yeah goes viral i still enjoy watching it and i i mean i thought the whole thing was really good there's only one miss for me the the bone yang annie sandberg song was the only miss i didn't care for that either was that the anxiety one yeah a lot of people sent me that though saying like barstool yeah yeah everyone

at snl being anxious all the time yeah yeah no it totally makes me that though saying like barstool yeah yeah everyone at snl being anxious all the time yeah yeah no it totally makes sense but i felt like it was almost they could have taken it farther and maybe made it a little darker yeah with like the comedy side of it that i think would have made it funnier i wholeheartedly and it was like it was kind of just very like oh we all have anxiety. That's a little darker. It didn't reach. I think it's a very good review.

I think they could have been darker and then people would have been like whoa and it maybe would have been funnier. It felt like high school jokes about anxiety. It did. Everything else I thought was really good. The whole thing was really well done and they picked, I thought they picked the right characters to bring back. Yeah. I don't know what the review was, what the feedback And they picked I thought they picked the right characters to bring back I don't know what the review was

What the feedback has been But I thought it was awesome I think in general SNL is like It's still when you host it's a big deal People want to act like It's not as good when it had Sandler, Farley, Will Ferrell The end of Eddie Murphy Whatever

But It's almost a victim of its own success you know what i mean it's kind of like it's like same thing as barstow when you get but you're really big people like oh i remember the golden days or whatever it's like all right maybe it's not that but it's still pretty fucking good there's still a reason why people get excited to host it there's still a reason why people get excited for the music but with with time too you just forget the bad ones like i would venture to guess i obviously don't know i would venture to guess that snl hits at roughly the same rate it did which is probably like right

two funny sketches two solid sketches two misses like and now if you go back and watch the old sketches that you thought were hilarious when you saw them at the time they're not as funny that they were at that time yeah there's comedy doesn't comedy age is very very poorly yeah i think i think when you especially with the internet now when you can listen to like a million podcasts and people who specialize in things and people who are very knowledgeable about things like everything is just so heightened yeah where it's like yeah going back going back to like, like Adam Sandler just, I'm like, I like the gays. That's not good. Right, right, exactly.

That is so funny. It's a good pop. It's a good comedy. They did a whole like pre-done package segment of like moments that have aged poorly, which was very funny. It was very funny. They went through a rundown of like,

oh, this sexual harassment joke and this. And they had like blurred people's faces. They had a little bit too much bronzer on for certain sketches. So it was like they did acknowledge a lot of this stuff from the past. It was well done. And for every like clunker, there's like, you know, when Nate Pargazzi hosted, he had a bunch of like, I think, classics. People are going to remember.

People love their certain ones, and when you get a good host, everybody watched Timothee Chalamet's, which people loved. They did another Domingo sketch during this special because people fucking went crazy for the Domingo thing. That was the bad one, right? He was the hot one?

Yeah. He was so quickly back in the crowd that I was like, wait, what's that? Because I don't really know about one of that well. Yes, it was in Pedro Pascal. I read an article about the science behind their sketches that they call back. It's pretty cool. There's like, I think it's five weeks is the number. If you have a skit that hits, they bring you back in five weeks.

And if it hits again, you do another five weeks. Yeah. And then you pretty much get a movie. Like as a whole. No, like for the cast member. If it's just like a funny character or whatever yeah and they went back and they looked at like i think the only one that didn't was night at the rock star night at the rock star just went right away but everything else that was like a very big that transitioned into movies had a hit five weeks hit five weeks and then it goes and they like plan they they

know they can't overuse it but they want to make sure people don't forget about it and there's like a whole science that was pretty cool was fever pitch based on a character because I know Fallon was doing like the noma

at the time but I don't know if that connected to fever pitch maybe loosely yeah I was just saying it's also like

there's something so comforting like knowing it's in New York like people are there they worked all week on it same time like even if none of the sketches hit like it's so my heart is people are there they worked all week on it same time like even if none of the sketches hit like it's so

my heart is so like warm watching it people still die like people who died worked there you know it's these young comedians still want to be

oh yeah you know like it's like people watch but they they put so much into it and they

that's still a dream job for so many people and it's like the public loves the shit on it now but it's still a dream job for so many people and it's like the public loves the shit on it now but it's okay all these young comedians still that's still where they want to go is saying we all said to Shane this is the best thing that ever happened you do to get so much more publicity it's gonna be good and in that I think in the end we were right yeah but he was

like I would have liked to work for us it would That would have been pretty fucking cool. I saw a video that said, like, SNL is really made for everyone. And I think that's what we forget sometimes is that if we don't find something funny, there is someone out there that is laughing at that. Just because you're not laughing. Like, it is supposed to be for everyone, all different ages and whatever. We'll see, though. Did you see that Taylor Swift story with Lorne Michaels? That was pretty cool.

I saw that. She shut down a harmless skit, but. We'll see, though. Did you see that Taylor Swift story with Lorne Michaels? That was pretty cool. I saw that. She shut down a harmless skit, too. Yeah. It was about, it was making fun of her girl squad, and they basically spoofed the bad blood video where they're like, walk in, and there's slow motion, there's explosions in the background, and she wanted the whole thing ripped out of the episode, and Lorne Michaels said, I don't negotiate with terrorists, Taylor. That's gangster.

And then she sent him a gift saying, I hope there's no bad blood. Yeah, and then they kept Taylor that's gangster and then she sent him a gift they kept the sketch and then she sent him when I saw it I was like this is harmless I can't believe that was the thing

when was that credit to him right around that bad blood era I'm like he's old and for him to still be the guy

that like is deciding what is or isn't funny that's a lot of work well he's i think he's about to retire right because they well at least i've seen articles that have said like what happens to snl yeah what happens when it goes because it's yeah it'll be very interesting but it's crazy that he's still at that age and like yes no yes no like is the one that they still yeah like still has to get their approval for because the the age discrepancy

between him and like the writers is like they're like the writers is probably pretty crazy be like how do I write a sketch

that the young people are gonna love but Lauren also thinks his funny is gonna put on air it's a lot of responsibility by him which I assume

he takes very seriously like to keep your ear to the streets and be like alright kids will find this funny or 20 year olds will find this funny I think his kids help him a lot too or yeah according to the movie his wife helped a lot yeah which i didn't know did you guys watch the

documentary with all the auditions so they did a documentary where they showed a lot of people's auditions that were on snl yeah and you watch the auditions and you're like, how the hell did they get on? And they're watching themselves going, how did I get picked for the show? Like they're not good, you mean? No. Yeah. Like a lot of them were not,

like Pete Davidson's was awful. And he's watching it being like, how did I get picked? Like a lot of them like. Pete's always been kind of terrible. There's also, there's no crowd reaction. Like they don't laugh,

they don't do anything, which just no matter what makes a funny joke not funny. Even if you look back, that was a funny joke, but nobody laughed. When you're watching it back, you're like, ooh, that was not funny. I know. But there must just be something about the person when they walk into the room, like an aura or something where they're like, we have to have them, and then they turn out to be good.

I bet you it's more like we were just talking about Will Ferrell's audition. I think if you get up there and you're not nervous and you can deal with the fact that it's silent, I bet you that's more important than the people who was actually funny. It's like, oh, they know what they're doing. It's like One Direction's,

when you actually look at their X Factor auditions, they're so bad. Oh my God, so bad. It's actually like, it's hard to listen to because it's so bad. Dude, I was in a bar. I'm sorry, Cal was the one

who put that together, right? Yeah, and some of them came back, like Liam came back a second time, his first one, he didn't make it and he took two years and then came back and auditioned again.

No way. And then they had kind of clearly made him sort of the leader and then it was Simon and Nicole Scherzinger who put them all together. Wow. Yeah, and if you, like Harry's audition is bad. yeah yeah like they're they just don't they don't they don't sound great but they think

like they're like oh my god look how cute these boys are and they're trying and they there's something right you're right I think it's like aura or something when yeah oh my god one time I remember in like fifth grade there was like a talent show and I it was like the Rihanna song that was like, I must say your aura is incredible. For some reason, like my friend had convinced me the aura was a bad word. So we bleeped aura. Which made it so much worse because it's maybe I must say your blank is incredible. That's fucking great. There was another time the aura came up and like it made it so much worse. Your blank is incredible?

Way worse. Way worse. The blank is great. Love is Blind Season 8 is out. Last episode was our Love is Blind edition. You saw us in the pods. I had my dogs out. I was laying upside down on the couch.

I went full-blown Love is Blind. It's my favorite reality show on TV right now. And you can get hooked on it too. Season eight has Madison who just steamrolled through the whole cast. You had Dave. We've got the drama of did this guy follow Taylor on Instagram prior to the pods, which to be honest would be a serious breach of trust. If I thought that I was blindly talking to someone and they actually knew what I looked like and they knew all these things about me because they had followed me prior to the show, I'd be like, what is wrong with you? You absolute psycho stalker.

The first six episodes are out. I am lucky enough that I saw a couple more. We're going to get into some drama with one girl who was maybe dating somebody prior to joining the pods. We got a couple that moves into a house, a building together where an ex lives. We got sister drama. We've got it all in this season of Love is Blind. It's Minneapolis, Minnesota.

And right now the first six episodes are out with two more on the way every Friday. They release two more before we get to the finale. And then of course the reunion episode. So watch season eight, Love is Blind now netflix with new episodes coming out every friday um i was thinking the other day about uh what what generation do you think not generation what decade of your life will be the best or will you either be the best at and has it already happened oh no i don't think so like what age like like from your 20s to 30s your 30s and 40s 40s 50s

i it's funny because you only like you go back to listening to what older people like i hear back what my mom says when my when my grandparents say like and they always kind of are in the 30s, 40s range is kind of what they go back to. I mean, I turned 30 in September and I already feel like 30s is the 30s range is going to be the best. What are you like 24? I'm actually 27 now. I'm going to be 28 in July.

Crazy. I know. You're still younger than I thought. Oh, I'm like, wow, I can't believe I'm going to be 28 and then I'm going to be 29. You know what I mean? I sort of agree with Fran. 20s are so fun.

I like my now, the 20s I'm in now so much more than my earlier 20s. 20s is a weird one because you go from a kid to the end and you're kind of an adult. I feel like I've grown up a lot. You know those jokes that people make like, my frontal kid to the end. And I feel like I've grown up a lot. Like, you know, those jokes that people make, like my frontal lobe has developed. Like, I truly feel like it has.

Like, I feel so much better. And even working and you get like some money in the bank. Yeah. Right. You can like live comfortably. When people say the college is the best four years, I would so strongly disagree with that. Yeah. I mean, there's a big argument about much older, but even within the years, still your young years, I think 22 to 26 is way better than 18 to 22.

When you have your own apartment, you have some money, you're not, you're kind of picking your friends as opposed to like, you're living with like people you were just thrown into school with. You can do more like shit, you're traveling, all that stuff. To me, that was, at least for me, that was way, I mean, I guess if you go to like an awesome college, maybe it's different. When we were staying onla campus and everyone was like studying in the lobby i was like oh my god i forgot how much studying sucks

you can just do the same kind of partying just after without the study yes right i i do remember people saying that but i didn't really i started working here when i was 19 so like i didn't have those four years of college you basically had college at Barstool right I literally went to college at Barstool yeah but I don't feel like I missed out on anything if that makes sense like I'm not like oh wow I wish I was like but I think if you like if you're like 18 and you like um you go into like the family business it's like construction or plumbing or something like that I think you kind of miss out you you were kind of living a college life i did live a pretty cool life yeah right it would be you know it comes it's it's really like sometimes i like i would visit my brother and

sister where'd you go to school i i mean i didn't finish either but i started at georgetown and jumped around after that but like my brother brother went to South Carolina and then my sister went to Michigan state. And so when I would go visit them, I'd be like, okay, maybe this is what I like the whole, this is kind of awesome. Okay. Maybe I, this is what I should have been doing. Like, and I, even after I left Georgetown, I kind of like kept away of being there all the time. Like I was dating somebody that was still down there and I had my really good group of friends who are still like my best friends now. And I just, I would just go down there like once or twice a month and go out and like not do school. You guys should do it this way. There was a time where one of my guy friends

who was like, we were close like not super close he was a he played football with all my other friends and after like six months of me not being in school one one weekend we were talking about it and he was like wait you you you're not you're not here i had no idea because i was there all the time so i feel like i like kind of kept my toe in without having to do the whole school part. There's a way to do it. Which was not great in the long run, but it was. I kind of did that with some friends.

I didn't even go to the school. I would just hang out at their school. Their friends would be like, where are you from? I'm his high school buddy. You've been here for two weeks. I'm not going anywhere, brother. Yep, exactly. None of my friends went to big state schools like that either. high school buddy yeah you've been here for two weeks i'm not going anywhere brother exactly none of my friends went to like big state schools like that either though so it wasn't even like i had

anyone to visit to go do that sort of thing i did and i didn't and i regret it i'm like oh i should have utilized this way more like south carolina was pads is fixed yeah on it was like i remember South Carolina was – Pat's a fake school. Yeah. It was, like – I remember the first time we went down, we went to a giant tailgate. And my brother's probably a sophomore or junior. He was in a fraternity, and we were in, like, the front lot before a game. And my dad, who went to Georgetown as well, like, looked around and was, like, silent for 10 seconds. And I was like, are you okay? around and was like silent for 10 seconds. And I was like,

are you okay? And he was like, this is it. He was like, if me and my buddies went here, we wouldn't have made it. He was like, we would have all died.

Like we would have been dead. And I was like, yeah, you're probably right. Like he was just, he was in awe of what he was seeing and like the way it was set up and everything it was like wow is that a whole pig in the corner yeah we're gonna eat it with our hands

later yeah i feel like i'm gonna tell my kids i'm gonna give my kids a list of schools you're allowed to go to and make sure but all that was like our shit is i can go on the other side of it where like it's fun but i think i know but it but yeah i agree with that i mean i don't know if college is gonna be a thing but i'm not even worried about when you're there i'm worried about afterwards like not i i hate not having any sort of like alumni thing to do like go back for a game yeah go to the homecoming go to the ball whatever the fuck it is i'm like i don't want to do any of that i i would i i i like not being part of that really yeah i i like i don't need to like i don't need to be like oh here's

my class ring right i don't need that but i would like a team to root for i would like to be able to go to a rivalry game i was just saying like with the teams thing like i was saying to fran i was like should i just like now now now after the Eagles won I can't join but like after they lost two years ago right yeah I should have just joined and been like okay I'm now a huge Eagles fan they lost so it wouldn't have been as bad jumping aboard right to the top but now it's like okay well Marty's like a Giants fan it's like okay well we're for the Giants I want to have the same interest as someone I love. It's like, you know, it's already bad enough

that I was rooting for the Yankees with the Mets. You know? I'm already starting to lean towards the Yankees. No! No, I know it's bad, but, like, my sister, the same thing, because my brother-in-law is a huge Yankees fan, and me and my sister have talked about it.

We're like, no. We should just become Yankees. You know what? Fine, go. We should just become Yankees. You know what? Fine. Go. We should just become Yankees. It's not the right choice. You know what I mean?

We've got to just become Yankees. Derek Jeter ain't walking through that door. We've just got to become Yankees fans at this point. I remember the first time I wore a Yankee shirt that was Marty's in my house. And my dad was like. Oh, my God. You did it in front of your father? Yeah.

He was like. He just looked at me like, where did you get that? I was like. I honestly was waiting for his. If Jay ever comes home in a Yankee jersey, I'd rather come home with literally anything else in the world. No, it was so bad. This is my felon boyfriend. He's a Mets fan?

Okay, fine. Yeah, well, like, because my dad and I used to watch a lot of Mets games together. Isn't the dog named Fenway? R.I.P. The dog was named Fenway because, you you know the Red Sox ended up being the Yankees that's how much my dad hates the Yankees but um like I was a big Mets fan and then I kind of fell I always talk about this like when I started working here because people were like such big fans of things yeah I felt like I wasn't a fan enough so like my fandoms kind of died out

because I was like well I'm not as big of a fan as everybody else so like yeah whatever like i guess i don't even really care anymore i remember people saying that to me with the islanders and they were like you're not like frankie varelli i'm like no fucking kidding no one on earth about anything is like yeah and then you feel like a fake fan you're like well i don't care that much right so yeah this past you know season with the yankees i was like hang i'm kind of like john carlos stan he's got a huge ass like it was like hard not to talk about it was really becoming a thing i couldn't stop bringing it up yeah i was calling him like four episodes in a row every time you come up a bat i'd play like i found you miss new booty like i was really getting into it i was like oh this is. But then the Eagles, I was like,

Fran, I should have jumped aboard a couple years ago. And also just really crushing her dad because her dad's like, oh, the Yankees, Eagles. My dad's a Jets, Mets, Islanders. I do, like the Islanders, I always root for the Islanders. And I should be rooting for the Mets. But honestly, with Marty, he cares the most about the Yankees more so than the Giants so I'm like okay you're married I suppose at all Alex like the college

going back like the college fandom is really fun like when Michigan State is really good I jump on board with my sister like it's like those are the times when it is really fun like we've gone to games when they played the garden and stuff and I'm'm like, yeah, I'll, I like, I have my one Michigan state sweatshirt and my one South Carolina sweatshirt. And every time like there's one event that we're going to, I'm like, okay, here it goes. And I'm like,

and I jumped back and I jumped back in even, I mean, Georgetown basketball is a joke, but like, we'll go, we'll go to games. Yeah. It's,

it's fun, but yeah, it's, you kind of here. It is crazy. Cause it's, there's, you kind of, here it is crazy, because there's just no way, you are a fan, but then you don't want to be, like, the most psycho. Like, all the time, my, every year, I'm always like, oh, you don't do enough Eagle stuff, you don't do enough Eagle stuff.

I'm like, okay, well, I'm not going to, like, cry and scream and lose my shit on a stream like that's just not you know it's and but it is that I think everybody has that my parents grew up my mom was a Giants fan and like those early years when the Giants were like early 2000s the Giants were good and like

they I forget who it was or somebody. Somebody came into that. I don't know if it was me or my brother or something. Some sort of giant's gear somehow found its way into the house, and my dad was like, take that outside. I was like, do not wear that in this house ever.

My husband's a Jets fan, and I've reeled him in. I bought all this gear. We're going to the Super Bowl I was like there's a Eagles hat and shirt coming from this I'm not gonna be here but you know

pack it in your suitcase and come down for the game and he like took a picture in the airport and sent it to our family group chat and was like

what have you done he's like wearing his Eagles hat in the airport I was like yeah well the things we do for love he's like I'll root for Mekhi Becton I'm like see there you go foot in the airport. I was like, yeah, well. The things we do for love. Yeah. He's like, I'll root for Mekhi Becton.

I'm like, see, there you go. Foot in the door. Yep. The, that, what you were saying about sports, like fandom, which I completely agree with here. I think that also applies to big schools. Like when I got to FSU, I was like, are you guys all fucking lunatics? No, too much.

Everything's separatals. I was like, fucking chill out you fucking weirdos like it feels if you're not part of it you didn't like if you weren't like raised like I'm not gonna paint my face but I will go watch the game it's almost like if you were born to into like with from alumni you were more than if you went there yeah because you grew up as a kid watching and doing it that's really where your fandom. But like the people who we think of, like when you think of, oh, having college means

you have college sports before. They don't have pro teams. Yeah, that's true. So like we all have, like I would go at FSU, people would be like, I don't know, I guess I like the Falcons. And I'm like, what?

Like we're closer to Atlanta than we are to Miami. It's like everyone's a Cubs fan. Jags fans. That's weird. I have a Mets question. Were you happy about Juan Soto? No, because I have an answer.

Like, I have a response to that. You think I should not be happy? My dad is so mad. It's actually the craziest thing in the world. Kevin, you do not understand. My dad, like, legitimately, he argues with Marty about this because Marty's like, why are you not happy? Like you're talking to somebody who lost Juan Soto.

Why are you not happy? And my dad, like because he hates the Yankees so much. Oh, wow. He's like genuinely like he's just like not happy about it. And I and honestly, I think it's the craziest thing in the world. It is, but I love that take. I can't even like listen to it because I'm like, this is so insane that he hates the Yankees so much

that he's mad about- I'm actually with him. Other players, I've been like that. Like Marcus Stroman. I was like, I don't want Yankee guys, but once I was just so good. We had that. I was so good.

And we stole him from them. Yeah, and that's- Right, I thought my dad would be hyped up. And he's like, no, they need other people. They need other people. I'm like, what is going on? Like,

is this, no. That's a crazy thing. My family had that with Saquon a little bit when the traitors happened because they were like, ugh.

Right. You spent all your time rooting for him. Right. I was motherfucking the guy two months earlier. I hope you and your family die. I love you, baby.

Right. I think that's why my dad is like, he's still not recovered. Like, if he obviously ends up doing really well, my dad's going to be like, fuck yes, it's him. Totally. It'll change. It'll change. No, it's the craziest thing running right now in my family. When we go home and we have to hear about how he's not happy about Juan Soto.

I remember when I found out the dog was named Fenway, I was like this, because there is a select group that is, every Mets fan hates the Yankees, but then there's Yankee haters. And those are my people. Yeah, that makes you wearing the jersey so much worse. It was a t-shirt, you know.

Yeah, crazy. Yeah, it was a t-shirt. I slept in it. You're crazy. He's also like, okay, now you're wearing his clothing coming home. You know, like when we first started dating. He's like, also like okay now you're wearing his clothing coming home you know like

when we first started dating he's like alright now you're wearing his clothes in my house right I never thought about that that is weird

oh they love like I mean the best thing for my dad is just like first of all being able to joke around with somebody and obviously like Marty could joke around

about anything and also sports like if he could sit there and just watch a game literally any game. Also, my dad loves gambling. Like they love the casino. Your mother too?

Oh, yeah. That's funny. That's great. No, you don't understand. We were in Florida last week. I love this family. We were in Florida last week. And my sister and I, we went for a walk around the neighborhood.

And we were talking. And my sister was like, you know, I asked dad if he wanted to go to the casino later and he never answered my text and i was like oh that's weird we walked back into the house and my dad is dressed like he looks nice and i said oh where are you guys going and he said oh we're running to baba's which is my other grandpa i call my grandpa's nono and baba and it confuses people but my baba also has a condo there but we were staying at my nonos he goes oh we're going to baba's and i was like dressed like that and he just like started smirking and i was like are you going to the casino he was like he was like do not tell nono we're going to the casino and so my other grandfather very italian they left and he's like where are your

parents and i was like oh they went to baba's they had to fix something what did they have to fix and i was texting my parents like you have to get home he's questioning me like he has a flashlight in my face and then they just sent a picture winning my mom won a thousand dollars on the slots i was like what the hell so they like love gambling so whenever we go to my house in long island my dad's like maddie kid come here what are we betting on and they just like sit together and they'll just throw bets in and watch whatever random game is on.

It does not matter if they're rooting for anybody. Dating a girl from an all-girl family is the easiest to win the dad. Oh, because he's like, dude, I've been waiting. I have a brother. Oh, that's right.

I was in high school and I dated a girl who only had sisters. And the dad would just be like, hey, John, what's so-and-so batting this year? And I would just know. It was an era of my life when I just knew that kind of stuff. And he'd be like, this is great. This is just great. That is my dad. He'll ask Marty a sports question, and he just knows it off the top of my

head and he's like you just know sports he's like i love it you just know it but i do remember like when we first started dating and like they met for the first time my dad because i think people like here like italian family like they expect the dad to be like oh you know date my my dad was like listen i'm not the kind of dad that's going to be like, you're dating my daughter. He's like, I don't care. He's like, whatever. As long as you're nice, you treat her well, we have a good time.

I don't care. He poured him a drink, whatever, because he told him this story about how my nana, like, tried to, like, intimidate him. And he was like, I didn't like that at all. So, like, my dad's just, like, not that kind of guy when it comes to that. Yeah, like, the dads who, like, show up to the door

with a gun. Yeah. They take prom photos with a gun. No, my dad just, like, wants dads would, like, show up to the door with a gun. Yeah. They'd take prom photos with a gun. My dad just, like, wants another friend. Like, he's like, oh, you can hang out. Like, yeah, there's, like, it's all demographics and shit, but, like, people like our parents are just like, I hate my wife, and I hate these kids, and I just want someone to hang out with.

You know what I mean? Like, little things like that where it's just, like, it's just, it's a way different vibe of, like. I joke about that with, um, we talk about it on the show with Taylor Swift it's just like, it's just, it's, it's way different vibe of, of like. I joke about that with, um, we talked about on the show with Taylor Swift on why like when everyone was like, oh my God, her dad,

he's in all the chief skier. He was the needles fan, the whole thing. And I'm like, I don't think everyone's underestimating. Yes. Taylor does have a brother, but all of Taylor's like recent boyfriends have been these like British

actor. Like they're all British. They're music. And he's probably like, I hate these guys. And then like Travis Kelsey comes in. He's like, they're talking about football.

He's like, yes. He's like, I will wear every Chiefs shirt you give me. They're from like Western Pennsylvania. Yes. And Scott, I think Scott Swift like played college football like he's

and he's a big guy like yeah and I so I think like probably Matty Healy Joe Almoner coming through the door

he's like ugh like you know you want to talk about normal people or whatever the fucking whatever the other one he did is right

and it's I'm like so yeah I'm like he's probably no matter what they're like he's gonna he's not gonna wear he's gonna ban

in his Eagles fandom I'm like yeah he is he's gonna he's not gonna wear he's gonna ban in his eagles fandom i'm like yeah he is yeah he's gonna fucking right now it's been years of him dealing with these other guys he's probably like i want citizenship no also like marty gets to do a lot of cool things with sports guys that my dad finds to be really cool so like he just went to arizona to do spring training with the rockies like they suited him up and everything. And he did like a full day of practice with them. And my dad's like, he's laying there.

He's like, this was my dream. Oh my God. He's gotta be so nervous. Send me pictures. Send me videos. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they need a show well it's also because like we both are from long island and we both like italian he's italian and irish we're italian somebody asked me that the other day that's why i'm clarifying because people don't realize his last name's not mush which is another thing like people thought my new last name was going to be mush it's not it's k hill but i honestly think I'm so sharp. I think I'm so sharp. I can't even. I can't even. Maria Mush is so good.

Maria Cahill's not going to work either. I can't do that. I can't say that. Well, I'm going to keep my last name professionally, what it is now, but I'm going to change it legally to Cahill. So people were asking. I was like, oh, he's Italian and Irish. But weirdly enough, his dad grew up next to my dad's cousins.

We all just figured that. And they have pictures together. Growing up, it gets so weird how... Did you two guys know each other? No, we didn't. But he played baseball with my best friend's brother. So we have a lot of mutual friends, weirdly enough. So, yeah.

I say to her that I think the two of them would have found each other without Barstool. I think if you take the Barstool away, they... I feel the same way. Save that for the speech. I feel the same way. I feel like no matter what, we would have found each other. I would love to see...

We talked about the one stats you could see at the end. If you could pick one person and see how many times you were in the same room without knowing each other, I love that thought yeah i've done that before i i in the city in the city it's crazy i like was going through old videos recently and i met joe my husband in 2017 and i was like looking and i'm looking at these videos from summer of 2016 and we're i'm at lpr i'm like i'm like and i'm like I have a video of the crowd and I'm like I slow it down and I go

I was like oh my god Joe's in this video he was like on the dance floor it's not crazy it's not crazy at all and we have a lot of mutual friends that when we met we were like this is so crazy we haven't met he was literally in the thumbnail

as I was going through my google photos and I was like wait this is 2016 i didn't even know him then i mean when you think about it it's always like it's such a big city but you hang out with your people you hang out your people and it's also like you know murray hill and so you're going to the same bars same clubs and you're the same age you go to the same beach bars in the summer like you're probably around the same article about the bar to fall in love at yeah meanwhile like my i have three friends that have all met their husbands at the park house and they were like how come they didn't call me like my friend elizabeth was like my fucking dog's name is parker there's a lot i did send it to bran because of her and Joe and she was like

it's a touchy subject like a lot of my I was like oh never mind a lot of my friends were like mmm we should like my other

like my other friends they had a full their wedding last year like their combined they'd been made like a combined logo of their initials

but they did like the Parker house like green like font and everything and they were like as it gets you know everybody Parker house has got it for a lot of people before it really blew up was yeah it's the best now it's I don't know what it's like now but then there was a

period of time the last time I went was a few years ago when I was like this is it this is it yeah yeah and he sent me the article saying you're off the hook now now that people magazine talked about it yeah yeah yeah last time I went was this summer. We left pretty quickly. I'm not going to lie. Was it mobbed? Well, it's also hard. I mean, a place like that now for anybody who has a little bit of fame and parcel is going to be almost unbearable.

Yeah, it was mobbed. It's just 20, like, it's young. Yeah, it's 22, 23-year-olds. If you're not, like, never in a billion years, unless I'm at like a wedding, I'm not gonna go to a bar right now and like dance in a basement. I'm not doing that. I'll go on.

If you're not doing that, don't go to the bar grounds. I'll go on Sundays. Yeah, wear a shield. Yeah, yeah. On the porch maybe, eat a little bit, whatever. But it's, you know,

being like in the sweaty basement with people like spilling fucking tequila on you. No, no, no. The first time you go back when you're down there and you're like, this is sad, but I have to accept that this is over for me.

My friends feel high. We refer to it as God's basement. And I remember going down and being like, there's no God here. There's no God in this place at all. I remember hearing about it from Fran for the first time because she was obviously going there for a long time before I ever went.

And then when I discovered it, she was kind of getting over it. And then now I'm – So it's not the same. Yeah, but there are some other places I love there. But we kind of had a similar thing happen. I want to say it was this past fall or summer. It was me, Marty, Keegs, and Tommy went to Hoboken. And we live in Jersey City. So I love going to Hoboken and we live in Jersey city.

So I love going to Hoboken, like restaurants and whatever, but, but I now learned the bars in which I am welcomed at this age and no longer welcome. Like we walked into a bar and Kelly and I looked at each other and we said, we got to get the fuck out of here. Like genuinely like looking around at all,

like the little boys and they're like children it happened so fast you're like wait how did I just age 30 years

and now like what just happened that all these kids look like they're 16 no truly I was like why do they look so young

like this is so bizarre I didn't hope I was gonna make bar underage I remember the Madison you're like you actually are 18 the Madison uptown was like, you actually are 18.

The Madison uptown was like, I think they used to have a rule. It was 25 and up. Yeah, yeah. You didn't even get in if you're young. I remember when I was living there out of college, my buddy took home a girl who was 25. And we were probably 22, I guess, whatever. And it was like, she was, I was like, did she have kids, bro? What? A 25-year-old went home with one of us?

Like, that's crazy. And now it's like, oh, my God. Right. I remember being like from 19 to 21 and hearing about bars that had like an age limit, like 23 and up or 25 and up. And me being like, ew, why would I even want to go there? It's brilliant. I think it's smart. I think it's the smartest idea ever now.

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And I had the worst best trip of my life. Were you out in public or were you at home? No, no, no. We were in Vermont. I just had a ski house kind of deal. And they made everyone violently ill immediately. Oh, no. So that's kind of funny, though. I could see everyone else being miserable

and John just be like, this is great! It was so funny, because we were fine. We were getting violently ill, but we would be fine in the living room. So we'd be calling dibs on bathrooms, but we were laughing about it.

We were like, this sucks, but at least it sucks together and then you have a story after that was miserably funny there was one point it was like 3 a.m on friday night so saturday morning and i was i was ill i was i it we'll just we'll say it was food poisoning symptoms. And there was one point. John throwing up, shocking. I was in the bathroom and it was like three o'clock in the morning. And I was just sitting there like this. And my face was numb and it felt so good that I was like rubbing it. And I had wings and I could feel them like I

could feel like this was the next morning this was I took him like Friday night and so it was like Friday morning or Saturday morning and I had like dragon wings right and I could I could feel just I'm tucked behind you know they were they were swinging I could feel shit. No, Fran. They were swinging. Oh, shit. And I could feel. I was about to take off. I could feel the wind. I could feel the. No, it's going to be gross. No, and I was just sitting on the toilet like this, and I was like, any other location,

this would be fucking awesome. Yeah. I can't be like that on the mountain. I can't be in a field. Because then if you get up, it ruins. You're like, these winds are going to go away. I have my head in my hands, and I was like was like boy this would be fucking sick at any other moment like i could i could feel the wind hitting my feet it was unbelievable it was so sick but i was also so incredibly sick

was it just like bad mushrooms like i guess so yeah but it was like it was like like people were coming out and there was a mix of like couples and things I guess so, yeah. But it was like people were coming out. And there was a mix of couples and things like that. So it's not people you're comfortable being sick around. And people were coming out laughing, though. It feels like my ears are bleeding. But I looked in the mirror. I can see they're not.

But it feels like it. And then one friend was just sitting in the corner doing a puzzle the whole time. They didn't get sick. They were just locked in. Absolutely locked in on a puzzle. That was fun, though. It was a good time. That sounds absolutely awful.

Everything about that sounds awful. Have you done shrooms? Do you do shrooms? Yeah, but not like at that. Yeah. Were you guys eating like actual mushrooms? Actual mushrooms, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But they were like. A little chocolate chocolate bar I don't like the chocolate bar I only like the strip mushrooms Which is probably bad because it's like more of the fake shit And like that's like You're like I'm shaking the ground I mean it was The second it entered my system I like took one bite of it and I was like

Whoa my face is going numb It was immediate Being just back in florida was one of the times i had legitimately an awful time like that like took shrooms by the pool at near my grandfather's house like they have like a clubhouse whatever and i took some at the pool there and there's just a bunch of old people there so it's like not really the place to do it, but I was just going to lay out and whatever. And I started, there's like a lake behind the pool area, and I just started violently throwing up by the lake.

But everything looked so gorgeous at the same time. So it was like funny and amazing, but also terrible. Like that kind of experience, like violently puking but like wow it's so green here like it's so gorgeous it is nice like i honestly i i had it was a great time i'm still sick but it was a fucking i don't feel great now were they like the mushrooms we did in amsterdam no they weren't wet they were like like dried mushrooms. Dude, I bought them in fucking D.C. legally. Dude, everything's legal now. It's crazy.

I bought them. So we had, when Francis and I did shows there, in the hallway, like from the green room to like the comedy room, was just a table of weed. And I didn't even know

if weed was legal in D.C. at the time. And it was just like vacuum sealed bags of weed and mushrooms. And I was like, who do we talk to about getting this and some woman popped up she's like me and i was like is this like a legal thing like what's it because it was just like on a fold-out table and she said yeah no it's like well kind of a gray area and i was like well that's cool like i love living in the gray area like how does that table even get set up? I don't know.

It was called District Elixir. I still remember because I had to Venmo them. This is the gray area. Yeah, right, right, right. But it was – so it's just actually – it was actual. But here's the deal. When I usually take mushrooms, I usually take stems because I've been told by the first Sherpa I ever did – my friend. The first Sherpa I ever did mushrooms with that he was like, stems are body highs, caps are head highs.

What's the giggly one? What's that? What's the giggly one? I don't know. I've always had great experiences on stems. I feel I'm just grooving and stuff like that. But this is my first time. But this woman was like – she's like, no, that's kind of an old wives' tale.

It's not real. You can eat whatever part of the mushroom you want. I've always thought that. I feel like that's like a mental thing. And it might be, but I took this weekend, my first time, I took caps. I fucked you up. And everyone took caps. And I was like, again, it was fun, though.

It was just like. You're the only freak who would think that's fun. I guarantee if you asked the rest of your friends, like, you up to do that again like sometimes when it's a story yes when bad things are happening or like you don't feel good or there's a mishap I'm like this is gonna be good for the podcast yeah well that's where we're different at least I'll have something to say normal people don't get that this sucks and it's bad yeah we're like well I get to profit off my misery yeah it's so bad I'm like well at least I'll have a story for Monday. Yeah.

No, I mean, that's – But there's all – even with – yes, 100%. But also, like, there's something about just, like, being in the suck. If you ask your normal friends, do you want to do that again, they would say no. You'd probably say yes because you're a freak. Everyone would say yes because I know because Saturday they were like, should we take it? Should we do it again? I was like – I actually was one of those, like, I'm probably going to hang off.

No one else did. But it was proposition. like, I actually was one. I was like, I'm probably gonna hang off. No one else did, but it was proposition. That's truly crazy. Yeah. Like that's, you probably put those back in the drawer for at least a week. To go back to your question about like what decade, like I feel like in your thirties and forties is when you're going to have

these like, I mean, I get, listen, everybody's partying, doing drugs when you're young too, but it's different when you're like mid to late thirties doing mushrooms with your friends. It's a very different vibe than when you're like part drugs when you're young, too. But it's different when you're mid to late 30s doing mushrooms with your friends. It's a very different vibe than when you're partying when you're younger.

My answer is the 70s, by the way. You're waiting for your 70s? Waiting for your 70s. I am going to dominate. If I'm alive. If you're alive. That's pretty ambitious, bro. If I last the 70s.

I can see it already, man. I'm going to be a just I can see it already man I'm going to be a great like 73 year old I could see that it's funny I remember last time you came on KFC radio

you were 25 and you were like saying you were like talking about engagement and I was probably like and I was like I'll probably get engaged at 25 too

I'm 25 now and like it is girls are crazy you guys are crazy how much you I was so dead set I was like I'll probably Girls are crazy. You guys are crazy how much you're... I was so dead set.

I was like, oh, probably. Ah, that's my life plan as well. Nice. Good to see you. I was watching Summer House last night. Oh, yeah. And Paige DeSorbo was like, yeah, you know, you just, like, get a job and you get married and you have a baby when you're 30.

Like, that's how it works. And her point was, like, she's like, I realized that life just happens. Her whole point of view on that just changed dramatically. Have like like female therapists or like therapists have like been like thank you page of sorbo you've single hand like everyone is bringing up page of sorbo in their therapy being like yeah yeah and she made me feel so much better about like whatever my 30s you know what i love about your guy's show at least from what i've seen of it you're not like boy crazy like talk about fucking relationships and like the way a lot of,

I think a lot of female podcasts are always so focused on like finding a man, having a man, getting married, all that. I feel like you guys are just like talking about pop culture and shit. No. Yeah, well, we talk about our lives, but I feel like we both like have-

No, no, you talk about your life. No, no, but we never like- We have a relationship expert on our show that teaches you how to get a man and like we never did that before and like we're both like in stable relationships

so it's also funny how that works you consume yourself with finding someone how you actually end up finding someone even when I was single like I didn't talk

about any of the things I was doing or whatever because it was like that wasn't the focus of the show yeah yeah yeah right

but I think that's a good thing I mean I know there's probably a lot of shows that do really well because girls do relate to that. But it's like, I don't know. But there's also the girls that relate to you. Everybody has their thing, you know. There's like certain – if you want like relationship and dating advice,

there's plenty of podcasts to go to, you know. And we'll do it a little bit here or there, but it's not like we're not like handing out advice yeah that's the main thing it's like even if all right like like when someone is like telling you how to get a man or something it's like yeah well you found one yeah right doing what you do or how you are how the fuck can that apply sometimes when people ask advice in general whether it's like relationships or even just like people will be like, oh, what do you do to work out or this or that? And I'm like, not everything is going to be the same for every person. So you kind of just have to like figure out what works for you. You could take advice from all different kinds of people, apply it to your life and see which one fits.

Right. You know, that's why I'm not like do this and do that. Because like, I don't know for sure if that's why i'm not like do this and do that because like i don't know for sure if that's work for me this work for me i don't know if it's going to work for you type of thing i feel like what works best for me is like i'll picture my like cool older self and then like every time i like second guess myself and be like i can't do that then i'll just be like but she could do that and i'm her so like if she could do it my transitive property dude that was that's full michitive problem dude that's full Michael Scott

that's full Michael Scott when he's talking about how he doesn't care about money and he's like look at the end of my life when I'm on my yacht I'm not going to be worried about this obviously money wasn't an issue my comedy album sold so well you watch the traitors right yeah are you caught up You're in your 70s. My comedy album sold so well.

You watch The Traitors, right? Yeah. Love. Are you caught up? Love. Love. Yes. Appointment television.

Fucking, they had it in the last episode that Sam, who has been fucking wallpaper, bro. Every time that guy came on the screen, I go, who is this guy? Who is he? Why is he on the show? He's been a zero the whole time. And then he had it and was like, what was Alan wearing? And they just let it go. Fucking Tom Sandoval. Fucking Tom Sandoval. Tom Sandoval is

retarded. Tom Sandoval has no brain. Tom Sandoval. Really one of one. He really is. It makes for unbelievable entertainment, and I'm sure they edit it in a certain way, but every time Brittany is like, Tom Sefal is so dumb that table conversation also felt edited too to make it seem like they completely dropped it after

when I'm like there's no way because I was saying to Rhea we were talking about it yesterday that I think that everybody and you can see like they don't put it in the episodes which is weird maybe just short of time but like the extras that they put out on social and stuff they show the people that are banished or killed find out who the traitors

are yeah and like every single person is like uh duh danielle like duh you know so it's like i feel like they almost are all thinking we know danielle's a traitor we'll we'll like save that to be like our big last one like we know we have like that's what that's in the bag she's been playing bad you know i think they're all like that's in the bag so let's like just wait and try and get the other ones because we know danielle's one but yeah they definitely right there in that moment stupid also because they need like the suspense to build that but i mean they don't know who it is just said, everybody take out a piece of paper and write down what Alan was wearing. Yeah, yeah.

And you just go through. Right, yeah. You'd be fucked. I think Fran's right. I think they must be cutting a lot of conversations out and whatever that they are talking about Danielle and they just don't want people to know it yet because it's so obvious.

The fake crying. And every single person is like, I think Danielle played a bad game. When they leave, it's like, yeah, yes you guys all knew danielle was a traitor like listen they cut things out of reality shows okay i know i loved when you when you guys had boston rob on and he was like so you guys go to a hotel at night right and you're like no and he's like for boston rob to be like that's fucking sick like they're that's sick and sadistic that's wait he's not surviving yeah he like he when he found out that they didn't go that it

was 24 hours yeah he thought we always go like home to her that was one really that was one thing that survivor survivor on the island you yeah yeah no no no no no traders you go home to a hotel traders they go in the hotel he thought surviving barcelona that we all go home at the end of the night so he was like wait you guys were sleeping in the offices yes and that was one thing that i was like i wish they would have showed that more that like there's obviously camera footage from the cameras that are all over the place in that office of us roaming the halls at three in the morning not being able to sleep or like did they tell you that you were being filmed in your in your bedroom yeah they did okay i was gonna say

when i saw like that above yeah yeah because no they did but they were like hey we probably won't use it that much like because like you're getting changed in there so are there like cameramen who just like watched everybody get changed um that's a little fucking honest by the end of the week i didn't fucking care where i was changing at all and i was just changing in that room like i don't care anymore like right not like fully but like my pants i'd be like that's kind of fucking weird no it is but like what i like they told us and it was my doing like to go change in the bath like for the most of the time i would change when i went to the bathroom or the shower like i remember one night specifically i got undressing i took my pants off in there and

then i thought to myself okay well a camera just saw me do that whatever like i was like whatever i'm in underwear like it's like wearing a bathing suit like i didn't have my whole top off or whatever um but yeah i i think people were confused because they didn't show much of like the going to sleep like there were a couple of funny moments that weren't in there of like one one day dave walked in to our room when like our lights were still off and me and mooby were sleeping together in the same room and it was right after mooby told taylor law on like her whole plan and i like went to dave and i was like she's telling taylor one like like i don't know she she keeps telling people everything and then he walked into the room and movie was like still kind of asleep and he goes

movie you figure out how to play the game yet are you just gonna go chicken caesar salad the whole time and i literally lost and she goes Dave I'm still sleeping and I was like how was that not in there like such a funny moment but I guess they're filming 24-7 so it's like hard to pick out unless someone were to go tell them

hey this funny moment happened and like Austin was filming too I wonder how much they missed though because I asked them about that when you have especially towards the end when each person has a cameraman you have like 72 hours times 12 people

or whatever there's just a lot there's no way they have to make it they have to make like an executive decision they're like hey anything that was filmed when they're when like everyone's getting ready and getting ready and going to bed just toss it yeah and i get it though like your film like they did such an incredible job putting together what they had like really such an amazing job but there obviously was some stuff that like we all look back on we're like well that wasn't in there and that wasn't in there and that wasn't in there and i know that happened but i'm not gonna say that happened because then you don't want to like the rub of reality that's why like you really have to get to a point and

it's very very hard but you have to get to a point where you're like i'm an actor on a show it's almost like it's like it's like when if an actor is a villain in a movie, they don't go home at night like upset. They're just like, it's a bit of a mess. It's almost like that. It really is. We're doing a reality show. We cover reality TV. We know how this fucking works.

But I will say this. I will say this. It was crazy how much the initial feedback from everyone who worked here was Rhea killed it. Her speech was amazing. She earned it. And everyone was happy. And everyone was proud. Everyone here thought that and said that.

I want people to really know that. Oh, the text that I received after. I remember being like, this is going to be Rhea's crowning moment. And it was nothing but a headache for you. That sucks. That part fucking sucks. And I don't know. You can't control the audience and shit.

Yeah, you can't control the audience. shit but yeah you can't control the audience i don't know man that sucks after that finale was or whatever was filmed like the speeches and everything the way that people were texting me and hugging me like after that they were like that was fucking card dave literally patted me on the back when i sat back down okay which wasn't in it like people were like text oh my god i'm so happy then the audience reaction happens and then everybody starts changing their tune publicly that's what's fucked up is they all based on the other like publicly but then like inner they're still like oh i say what and i'm like your initial reaction why'd you vote for me why did you vote this way isn't matching like yeah and i think obviously people see how the audience reacts and then they go oh well maybe that's how i should

react or i didn't think of it like that which is fine it is what it is like you can never control you can never predict how the audience is is going to react to literally anything but the reaction to the people in the office that day months before it it aired, was like, you fucking crushed it. That was amazing. Win for the good guys. Yeah, like, we're so happy we voted for you. I was stunned.

Yeah, it is what it is. I mean, I guess I'm not stunned, but it's like, No, I was not surprised. I just, like, the people, like, for the people who, I don't know,

if you were, if you didn't like Rhea or you didn't like the way the show played out, just know that everyone involved felt a certain way until it aired. What was the audience, if you don't mind me asking? Oh, John. Oh, my God.

Oh, God. I mean, horrendous. Horrendous. Like, worst. Because of the Paris. Remember you said something about Paris. Like, they thought you spent it or something like that? Well, there's crazy conspiracy theories

and all that shit, but just in general, like, if you, you mentioned that to me, like people were saying like, it was so obvious you wanted to go on vacation.

Like, I have a job. You can go to, I could have afforded to go on vacation regardless of winnings. We could have, there's plenty of people who go to London.

Yeah. Me and Marty both work here. We both can afford to go on a vacation. On a beautiful vacation with their family. We're good. But if you don't like someone. It was just an echo chamber of the first person saying,

they didn't want a girl to win. They didn't want. There's a lot of that. It's a lot of like, oh, Taylor and Will didn't get to win. I love Taylor and Will. I won't say that it was a lot of that it's a lot of like oh taylor and will didn't get to win i don't think it was just because i'm a girl or whatever like i think i whatever i cried a lot i like literally had a mental breakdown about whatever but there was so much more that went into that that like people didn't see like that's the one part i give the audience a little bit of grace because it's like they're not it's not a game to be on barstool a lot of real life like storylines or deeper issues the crying i think also comes from being like i think

it's like one of the guys like had a had a breakdown they've been like wow that was really powerful that he showed that they showed that mean, if the guy's crying, make the air. Like, none of the guys, the guys cried and somehow that wasn't on the show at all.

The fact that there were guys who shall remain nameless, but the fact that there were guys who cried and didn't make the cut is nuts to me. There were some conversations that were, that had,

that were not aired. So, because that changes the whole fucking narrative of like, all the girls are crying and a couple of the dudes are crying. It is what it is. Like, watching myself freak out like that was like, proud. That changes the whole fucking narrative of like all the girls are crying if a couple of the dudes are crying. It is what it is.

Like watching myself freak out like that was I like proud. I'm like, no, what the hell? I'm freaking out. But there was like- That's supposed to be the entertainment. Yeah, and like that's just reality TV. It's almost like I respect the people

that go on these shows and put themselves out there and it entertains me. So I'm not going to give them shit. And that freak out was only one day. But because it was aired three weeks like for a couple episodes

it looked like it was happening like every day but that was only one day of filming. It was like six hours of real life. Yeah, it was like six hours that like I just was having

like a bad couple of hours of like it was like the sixth day that we were there barely sleeping, barely eating. She doesn't change her clothes. It's one fucking day, guys. That was another thing.

People kept thinking I wasn't changing my clothes, but we filmed three episodes a day sometimes. So there was a lot that went into it. It's literally like Stanford science. There's science behind it. It makes you crazy. Yeah.

Right. No, I started going to school. I didn't go outside for seven days. Dude, have you watched the Mr. Beast game show? I haven't watched any of it. I mean, people are weeping. Men, women, old, young. We're family.

And that shows that behind the scenes of that has been a disaster. Like he's being sued and everything that's... Yeah. That was some sadistic shit. I do want to give a shout out though

because our listeners, like the Tix the Office listeners were so supportive and nice and couldn't have had a better reaction. So I don't want to focus on people who maybe had like a poor reaction to it because like the our audience was so pumped that like yeah they really it was great i didn't see every single episode and like and we we live in such a like bubble where we kind of forget like i had one of my best friends text me who was watching and she was like,

this is so fun. Rhea's doing so great. And I was like, yeah, it's great, but she's really going through it right now. And she was like, what? She is? She's doing so well. And I was like, she was like, my first thought wouldn't have even been

to look. She's like, I'm just enjoying it on my TV and I am going to bed. Fran knows this, but partially the reason wouldn't have even been to to look like i wouldn't i'm just she's like i'm just enjoying it like on my tv and i'm going to bed fran knows this like partially the reason like i was quote unquote going through is because like i was actually receiving like very scary threats and i never talked about that publicly and like i won't go further but like people are getting really crazy and that was sort of the bad reaction of like what i thought was really bad whereas like people just saying whatever it is whatever it is but like people like going through lengths to like

threaten me and my family members is like you know like that truly i mean this i'm not exaggerating the biggest loser in the world all the losers you're the worst you're're the bottom of the list you take the cake for sure no it was insane like i was like oh shit like fuck yeah nothing else once like that happens nothing else matters besides like making sure like you and your family are okay honestly for those people their punishment should be having to stand up in front of all their family members and loved ones and admit and read out loud exactly what they said. Are these people who work here? No, no,

no, no, no, no, no. Yes. John, no one here.

I was like, what is happening? No one in Marstool. It's probably secretly. If Rhea would track down, it would be like someone who was sitting next to her. Absolutely. Absolutely crazy.

Would you ever do it? You haven't done one of them, have you? No. And my first thought would have been yes, but after what just happened, I'm not really dying to do it. I think the prize would need to be

higher. I also think I'm shit out. I also think I because I was on my honeymoon or else I would have been playing. Yeah. So that would have been an interesting dynamic. I don't know now, like,

cause she's done it. So it's like, Oh, now if I get thrown in, does that make sense? Or if it's like something that I do, I, I,

I just, I also think like if it, if I were to play surviving and I went in and she wasn't playing, like, they'd just be like, get ran out of here immediately. Like, like she just be like, get Fran out of here immediately. She knows it. Just get her out of here immediately.

It would be interesting. I think you could go pretty far. Rhea knows this about me. When there's something that is just that much of a potential headache in my life and personal life and everything no thanks i'm good yeah i'll continue to do my job i'll do my show i will we'll do what we need to do i don't i don't need

to do that yeah like yeah yeah that's i mean it's a smart way to be yeah i probably if i was invited back i i say i would probably say yes, but like it would, it was not an automatic or, or I put it this way. I don't want to anymore. Like I used to. Yeah. I mean, I was,

well, it also depends on like who you are. Like I know if I, I don't think I would ever do better than, than we did the first time. Yeah. So that's also part of it is like, I think I,

I gave it my best shot and I know how many people already don't like me. It will only be a headache for me. There's no, there's no way I'm going on that show and having people change their minds about me and all of a sudden becoming positive about me. So it's just putting a bullseye on my back for a lot of intense hate.

That's what I feel about it too. So that's why it's got to be, and I'll do that for like $5 million. I'll do that for 125 after taxes. But that's the, my mindset in doing these things, like I'm not planning on winning. So the money doesn't really matter. Right, right, right.

It's crazy to go into it planning to win. It's like a 1 in 25 chance. Like go in and just fucking have a good time. Look, I'll say yes if I'm the second one to go. Okay. I definitely did not think I was going in it to win. I was going to say, I don't think anybody thinks that. You don't think.

What? I don't think anybody's like, I'm going to go in it. Then how does your brain shift so much? When you make it to a certain point, you go, now I'm going to fuck it. You start getting so. I had all the confidence in the world in Rhea winning. I'm not going to lie. When she said she was going to do it, I was like.

Because I just felt like kind of exactly what she'm not going to lie. When I knew, when she said she was going to do it, I was like, I, I, because I just, I just felt like kind of exactly what she did was going to happen. Like, it's just, I was like, these guys are kind of going to underestimate your game, I think. Yeah.

And you're, and you, and I was like, you have great relationships with a lot of people. Well, that was what I think. And a lot of people don't realize that. Like,

I think people don't realize like you talk to a lot of these people, and they're not going to realize that. Everyone was so shocked to see that. And I was like, I'm friends with everybody. I think it was blowing people's minds that she'd be texting Will. It's like, what do you mean you were texting Will? When Big Cat was texting me about our alliance, he was like, I'm in a pretty good spot with Will,

and you don't know Will at all, so this will be good. And in my head, I'm like, I'm fucking texting Will on the side. That's crazy. I think you have a really good way to weave through this, because no one's going to think like, oh, Rhea's talking to all these people. That's the key. When I did it, every single person I sat with,

I was close enough with to be in an alliance. And like when I started to think we were winning, I kept just being like, we have like five people at every vote. And of course, then they backstab you. And that moment I was like, I'm pretty sure all these people are voting with me. And that's just a numbers game. We have five people every time. And so, but yeah, I'm friends enough. You know, Che came to us to do it.

But I was like, I'm friends with Rico. I'm friends with Tommy. I'm friends with this. I'm friends friends with that it's just like i can do it with all these people the only person i'm sorry go ahead the only person i ever sat with where i wasn't close enough was jerry and jerry and i have a perfectly fine nice relationship but i just didn't really know him that well and in like 30 seconds of sitting there. I was like, I'm voting for you. I was just like, I didn't know what else to say. I was like, I can't. I'm not going to just like fucking pretend. I was like, I'm voting for you.

And then I shook his hand. Yeah, people love that. I respect you telling me. But he was like, in the moment, I thought, I was like, there's a 100% chance he's going home. I don't know what else to say here. And I said, and he did not go home. I forget, because that being the final three, I forget what happened. But it was a really dumb move by me.

I do think going into another season, if they were to do it again, though, people would, because of how dramatic this one was and so many emotions and whatever, I think people would make sure that they didn't do any of that. I think they would be like, it's going to be a lot goofier and funnier just because of the reaction. I agree. It'll be such a different season. They'll be burying it deep inside their souls

and they'll be acting like it's not eating them alive. Like, no, it's not eating me alive. It's like, no, I know it is. You know what they eat? It either depends on what kind of show they want. If you want the goofy and funny or if you want the crazy. It hinges on one man. Just either insert Kirk Manahan or take Kirk Manahan.

And then it's like, if Kirk's not there, everyone can goof around. If Kirk's there, everyone's going to go cut Kirk. Because you know he's not going to goof around. Right. And I feel like Kirk is like 100% but like there's another one i'm in it so he's yeah he's he's bullying his way into it no matter what yeah yeah that's like if there is another one i also feel like if you try and go into it like being like oh it's gonna be so silly it's kind of like how like if you're drowning like all you wanted like your body instantly like you just

thrash around you just want to try and breathe like I think like people will go into it and then survival instincts kick in you're like no I'm gonna fucking win this thing yeah yeah I would obviously do it again

but like I could see a world in which we don't do Survivor we pivot to Traitors or something is that a crazy thing I think Traitors is better in gameplay

I could see a world where they do like teams I could see also an amazing race thing Clemmer's Rat Race has had a decent amount of success where like the idea has been proven out. And now you do it like for real where you're like flying, not just running around. We call it Roan's Rat Race.

Yeah, Roan's Rat Race. Or like how they do the challenge. They would do like Battle of the Rivals. You know? Yeah, yeah. Well, now you've done enough where you can bring people back. Hate each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's – the producers here. Listen, I love them. done enough where you can hate each other yeah yeah yeah well that's the producers here i i listen i love i love them and at the end of the show they always get their flowers because it is this massive lift and everyone's like it wouldn't happen without you guys and they do the whole fucking but i'm also like these are also the sick fucks yeah like okay and then we're gonna we're gonna show her crime we're gonna show i'm like fuck you guys i know that you're editing all night long but you're editing to fuck me over so you guys i know that you're editing all night long but you're editing to fuck me over so you know forgive me if i don't suck your dick over it

um while we're talking tv and with chicks in the office here i have uh i'd like to get off a sexist take oh let her rip yeah um men though i know uh it's gonna be anti no no okay kind of we'll see no i don't think so. I was watching a lot of, you're a Criminal Minds fan, right? Or SVU. You like Dick Wolf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So similar type shows. Chicago. Chicago. I have no interest in those shows when it's a female unsub. Where's the female what? Unsub. The unknown subject, of course. The killer. I was watching

Criminal Minds again and it was just like I don't know I can't relate to their psychosis well there's not

that many of them yeah that's here's the thing it's all men murdering people that's why there's not that many

episodes that they come up with not as much Inspo We should keep DEI Out of Those shows

Stick to the statistics It's white men All white men Killers That's why it's so Surviving is so frustrating Because it's like Okay yeah

The girls cried a little bit You guys are killing people All the time Girls are so dramatic While a guy Ties you up in the basement And kills you Well that's like for

like when a guy snaps i'm like i'm like yeah dude having a boss does one of my favorite things was um was like there was like a very niche tiktok trend going on during all that too where like girls were filming their boyfriends or their husbands like and they were saying oh he tells me i'm too emotional but he's like and it's like them locked in watching yeah uh unnamed and they're all just fucking screaming at each other about about surviving and he's like but like this is your entertainment and you're gonna yell at me for wanting to watch a housewives reunion like i mean i've been saying that from the beginning barstool has always been kardashians for dudes

Well because they would be like Oh the women on the show are so emotional You do know emotions means Anger There's other emotions Besides that All those men were so emotional But you know what it is

There's And this I think happens with politics As a guy If you have to pick an extreme, I think, if you want to be classified as an asshole or a pussy, everyone has to be an asshole. And I think that's why a lot of people like – Yeah. It's like if you're left or right, it's like asshole versus pussy kind of – you know what I mean? I think a lot of people are not – guys would rather be viewed as like a psychopath Than crying Which is crazy but it's true

If you could be screaming at someone Like a fucking lunatic on camera versus crying Guys would be like They actually did It's a must watch event In my television schedule But when they do the Chicago crossover And they do all three episodes into one

Basically feature length mega movie. Wait, so it wasn't Chicago? It's Chicago Med, PD and Fire. And they like make it one long. It's like, and they all transition into each other and they're all in like the whole thing. There was a great twist at the end where a woman was involved

and you would never have guessed she was involved, but it was a good way. See, I would like that there's a particular Criminal Minds episode I'm referencing where it was just like it was a woman who wanted to get married and her sister was getting married and she loved the sister's

fiance and she had visions of the fiance telling her the sister was pretty this woman was not and she would have these visions of the handsome fiance telling her he loves her and so she was the sister was pretty this woman was not and she would have these visions of like the handsome fiance like telling her he loves her and so she was killing all other girls he's ever dated and stuff like that and i was like i was like i don't don't see myself snapping like this but then there'll be a guy who walks into the office and shoots everyone i'm like i fucking get

it been there brother you just get the of the different, that's like the, what's this show that won every award for like a million, like it felt like it was going on forever. Grey's Anatomy? No. Baby Reindeer. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like when you have someone like that,

you're like, yeah, they could kill. Listen, there are girls out there who are capable of it. They should kill. I think they usually don't get caught, to be honest. That's the main thing. Yep. I think it's easier't get caught, to be honest. That's the main thing.

I think it's easier to justify a girl a little bit, where it's like, it's fine. Jack is like, you know what? He probably deserved it. But it is so funny how, again, how the shows are designed and how a woman snaps, again, as far as media depiction is, versus how a guy snaps. And with the woman, I'm like, I versus how a guy snaps. And with the woman,

I'm like, I just can't get it. And with the guy, I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. Traffic does suck. Half the episodes are trying to find a serial killer, and it's like, that's not going to be a woman. It's 100% 30s white men. Keep using guys

who look just like me. Living out my fantasy. I was just thinking this last week because when they say a woman shouldn't be a president because when she's on her period, she'll whatever. The way my hormones last week,

I was on my period, the way I would have launched a fucking missile. My blood was boiling. I was like, we cannot let a woman be present um fuck i had one more thing i figured i was gonna say you have a person in mind that if you were gonna start killing people you would go for first I don't. At the office. We can go there. What? I didn't say that. I didn't say that. So,

so John has a killer in the office. But since you said the office. John has a voodoo job with someone at home. Fucking,

fucking Rob. I'm killing all of Nick right behind me. Um, no, my perfectly honest answer is no, I would have,

I would not be a killer. I don't. No, that wasn't the answer. You have someone you would kill. Uh-huh. If you were a killer. If you were a killer. But no, I would not be a killer. I don't. No, that wasn't the answer. You have someone you would kill. If you were a killer. If you were a killer. Like a type of person that you would target?

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He would like Eddie to go on a dog walk with a priest. What the hell did Eddie say to that? No, I was making... It was so hard. I was making sure...

Now, if you don't... If you don't know... Some people out there have no idea what any of those words mean. I was making sure I heard that correctly. Yes.

Yeah. All right. By the way, his little, this latest drama with the dog walk draft with Nadeau is hilarious. Nadeau is so heartbroken.

My reputation. I'm an Iraq reputation. He's joking, right? I don't know. The fact that you don't know is one of those ones that we're like, huh?

Is Nadeau back in the mix? He always pops up. Yeah. He's a flare up. I haven't seen this. You never get rid of it. Two quick things. One, because they're both movie-related.

I watched We Live in Time the other night. Oh. What movie is that? I haven't watched it. Garfield and Florence Peele? Yeah, yeah. I heard Tearjerker. What a film.

Oh, yeah. That was a cry-fest. I was waiting. I can't watch movies like that. That was a very real movie, it felt like. Yeah, those ones kill me. Kevin, did you watch Wild Robot? Wild Robot, no.

Oh my God. You gotta watch it. You gotta watch it. It's a fantastic film. Is it a kids' film? It's animated, yes. I do love animated movies, but oh my God,

animated movies sometimes make you cry more than other movies and like this just ripped like i i had to be consoled like at the end of the movie like to be like it's okay but it's it's really really good i watched really really good we've been watching all the marvel movies with my kids yeah and we finally got to infinity war and end game this weekend so it was like the culmination of the last six months of watching movies. And I'm on the couch with Shay, spoiler alert for anybody under a rock who doesn't know, right after Tony Stark dies.

And he has that video where it's his speech to his daughter afterwards. So me and Shay are snuggled together watching it. And she is sobbing, like weeping. I was filming her are like snuggled together watching it. And we are, she is sobbing. Like weeping. I was filming her at Dirt and it was so funny. She was like,

like trying to stop herself. I'm looking at her, I'm crying. It was a tough scene in the movie theater when the Barstool gang went to go watch that one. We were all just,

we were weeping. You want to talk about two people at Barstool crying? Go watch a Marvel movie. But were weeping. You want to talk about two people at Barstool crying? Go watch a Marvel movie. But at the very end of it... Wild that you only met his kids for the first time. I know.

We were talking about that. We had a side combo about that. We were like, you should eat at me, man. We were like, this is weird. You should eat at me. It was just so weird

because it was like... Yeah, I probably should have just invited him over to the house. But it was just like. Do you guys do that sort of thing? We don't do that. Yeah, yeah. So it would have been like, I would literally just be checking the box. I'm expecting Ray to be at my house.

She's going to be like, push. Yeah, right. We have a couple strip coming up. We are in each other. But also, things were so weird for a couple years in the beginning there that it was not like come on over John right right right that's true that era was

weird but it's been almost a decade but then after that it was almost like weirder because it was at the level of like

where they were old enough that I think they would just be like what is this guy doing here and then John would be like I don't know what to do here you know

I just kept thinking of it that way where it's like, it's going to be awkward for him. Maybe you just overthought it a little bit. Are you good with kids? I'm fine with kids. To be like,

for him to put me, you're like, this is your Uncle John and they're like, who the fuck is Uncle John? Well, that's the other thing too, like, you know,

on FaceTime, I've talked about him. They do know Uncle John, they just have never seen him. The infamous Uncle John. Yeah. But Dad, who's this invisible guy

you keep talking about? You know what's a good example? This is what they're missing out on and now I hope you are more involved because like, the stories that they will be able to tell

when they're older of like, their dad's friend Uncle John will be so funny. Like those are like, like I have some That fucking weird guy. Like even some of my dad's

and because they all have, all my dad's friends have like weird nicknames that I'm like, I'm like, I don't even know that guy's real name. It's like my dad's best friend. And he kind of raised me.

Yes, and you have great stories. If I was more social and did things, I would go home and hang out with my kids. At some point, if you had more kids, would John be considered a godfather at some point? Would he be in the rotation? In the rotation? I'm a three-time godfather. Once you go through the siblings. Yeah, you got to get through the siblings.

You got to get through the siblings. Yeah. But even, I don't know. Yeah, you're at the top of the list now. But back then it was, you know, not really. You weren't at the list at that point, you know. Yeah, yeah. But you know what it is?

I'm a one-time man now. I was telling this story the other day like the that like I guess I'm pretty good with kids because they know they like to wrestle with me

and I like to wrestle with them you're always bringing up wrestling what was the line you used to wrestle a lot yeah used to in the office it was just that YP was around

it was YP yeah I like wrestling with people who want to wrestle I don't like wrestling people who don't want to wrestle. Kids come up to me and they're like, you want to wrestle? I'm like, yeah, I'll fucking wrestle. It's actually at the same house we were doing Mushrooms.

Same people. Kids weren't there this time. But my friends were up and they brought their kids with them. And they have one son who's like five. And he was like, Uncle Johnny, we got to wrestle. So we were wrestling like the whole weekend. And then one night we're watching The Revenant. Oh, God.

And so like everyone is just sitting silently. It was like someone's boyfriend put it on. Someone's husband put it on. And it was like no one knew. It was like a four-hour movie. Right. Now you're all just stuck watching The Revenant. And so we're all like – it's like an Airbnb rental house. So, now you're all just stuck watching The Revenue.

It's like an Airbnb rental house, so it's not set up for ten people to be cozy. So six of us are just wildly uncomfortable sitting on stone for hour three of a movie. And Ned comes up to me and he's whispering. He's like, Uncle Johnny, Uncle Johnny. And I was like, what's up, Ned? He goes, you want to go play rough and i was like ned that's absolutely what i want to do but you gotta stop asking i have a very similar story like that of like what i did when i was a kid i used to pee my

pants all the time when i was younger like i had like a peeing pants problem i would say up until like second ish grade like so much so that my parents had to come to the school and like meet with the nurse so to put like extra underwear in the nurse's office because i like would just pee like i think i was like afraid to go to the bathroom yeah and then we just pee my pants um yeah i know i first day of pre-k i peed my pants i was wearing a sick pink tie-dye outfit i remember it but anyways second grade we would always do like a morning prayer pledge of allegiance so we were standing up doing the morning prayer and pledge of allegiance and i wore a uniform so i wore a skirt and like high socks and i legitimately just peed on the floor like standing up in second grade and I remember like

taking my shoe and like wiping it like around like on the tile floor like it was really bad and I remember you're lucky you didn't become a serial killer that's an origin story right there I was embarrassed as a kid I don't know I don't know what's going on I had like a pee problem and I remember going up to my teacher and I will never forget this and i like whispered in her ear and i was like um i'm a little wet i will never ever forget that ever and she was like um you gotta go to the nurse oh my god that that reminded me of that reminded me of a story. Gotta get that under control. So early for that. When I was in fifth grade, we had like foursome desks. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I sat across from my girlfriend, played footsies like a son of a bitch. Just footsie like crazy. And then to my right sat her best friend. And then I forget who was over there. But one day we're in class. You weren't important. Yeah.

And her best friend was in a skirt that day, gets up and just sprints out of class. And I look at Lisa's seat and there was a lot of love. Oh, yeah. And so I instantly freaked out. I jumped up and I was like, oh, my God. I don't know where blood is. And I'm trying to get the teacher's attention. And my girlfriend's kicking me under the desk going, shut up.

Don't say anything. And I was like, what did you do to Elise? Don't you rat on me. No, it's so crazy. That's the worst. Stupid boys are with that. That is the worst. Especially if you go through it early.

It's like, what am I supposed to tell do like how are we supposed to get through this boys should really be taught about periods more I think no idea what happened he just told me a story the other day he was like me and my friend were hanging out with two girls in like 8th grade and we were just like walking around the park and she was wearing white pants and like

she started bleeding a ton and we were like oh my god what's happening and i was like that's crazy that's crazy especially if you don't have sisters right if you just he only has a brother and then like i'm sure he's never gonna sit you down and be like right now like in a couple years girl you're gonna be bleeding yeah boys should be taught about periods way more they absolutely know they should so i don't think their girlfriends murdered their best friend the poor like embarrassment that you have when you're in middle school. And it's just like, I went to all girls high school, which was amazing. But in middle school, it was co-ed. And trying to slip your tampon into your hand and walk to the bathroom with your sleeve covering your hands so that nobody sees where you're going and like god forbid like a boy sees that you have like a pad in your

purse or something and it's like the worst thing ever yeah now I just fling them around the office now I got a tampon in my hand I'm walking around like this to the bathroom I don't care I didn't get mine until right before college so I was like oh my god you know really? I know and like so i always like wanted to be a part late bloomer tampons right like i love them just like you're just like asking your friends to buy a tampon like yeah you got a super um yeah it is so that's crazy, because you guys never had to, like,

deal with, like, putting a tampon in there. Because you would go from pads to tampons. Not to get too graphic for you guys, but, like, you would, you know, you don't just start off when you get your period. You don't just start off going for a tampon. Like, that would be nuts. But you start off with the pads. Especially with, like, if you're, like, if you get it early.

Oh, yeah. I used pads for a ton of things. Well, you've it early. Oh, yeah. I used pads for a time. Some girls are getting it early. It's like you're a baby still. Not to throw my sister under the bus. She was like maybe fifth or sixth grade. Yeah, that's crazy. Can I ask a question?

The pads. Yeah. Here we go. Where are you guys? Oh, my. I guarantee John thinks you put the pad in. No, it's a tie. the pads. Yeah. Here we go. What are you doing? So what? I guarantee John thinks you put the pad in. No, it's a tie.

No, no, no. I don't think you put it in. But there's the adhesive. Yes. The adhesive doesn't go on your skin. No, no. You put it in your underwear.

Okay. So it sticks. They do all different kinds of shapes. So if you wear granny panties, you can do the big ones. If you wear a thong,

you don't have a heavy flow. You can do like the little little cute long shaped ones okay i was pretty sure but i just wasn't i used to wear like oh like when i first got my period was seventh grade and i actually remember it was like a big thing in my family because i got my period and like my whole family was like oh it makes so much. You've been so bitchy this week. And I was like, what? That's so crazy. It's like, I'm only in seventh grade. Like, what? You're kind of a 12-year-old bitch lately. Literally, though.

But I remember I used to wear the biggest pads ever. I would always bleed through my skirt and stuff until i discovered tampons in ninth grade i started wearing tampons because at the end of the year we were invited over to this kid's house to go in his hot tub and i had my period and i told my mom i was like mom what do i do and she was like well honey you could use a tampon and i was like oh my god i'm using tampon for the first time and then i was like wait this is so much better i've been walking around with a diaper like this is insane like bleeding through my've been walking around with a diaper on. Like, this is insane. Like, bleeding through my skirt in high school.

And we wore a gray skirt. Like, I remember it happening a lot of times. What a fucking fiasco that is, man. Yeah, it's awful. Like, the fact that that and pregnancy in general, I think it's crazy that we haven't evolved to do it in a different way. It's such a fucking cool thing. I was just cooking in a fucking lab rather than growing a body inside of you.

It's fucking nuts, dude. That we live in time birth scene is pretty unevolved. It's a great scene, but you're like, oh, this is just, we're animals. It's very primal, yeah. I'm not looking forward to those years with my daughter. It's tough. Yeah, but here you are learning're animals. Yeah. It's very primal. Yeah. I'm not looking forward to those years with my daughter. It's tough. Yeah, but here you are learning about it.

Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm pretty well versed on a lot of that shit, but it's still very hard to like, something that you also, I cannot offer any personal experience, you know? That's hard. Yep. And, you know, I got my, my son's a dope, you know? It's like, when we were crying at the end of Endgame. So, you know, at the very end, a dope, you know. When we were crying at the end of Endgame.

So, you know, at the very end, Tony says, I love you, 3000. Yeah. And so, like, I'm sobbing. Shay's sobbing. And Keegan goes, wait, her name is 3000? I was like, this is so perfect. This is my girl. It's so cute.

Wait, so has Eddie ever had a preacher on his podcast well that was the other movie so back to the point of why Eddie should have

a priest on Dogwalk I was watching There Will Be Blood for the first time I've never seen it unbelievable movie I'm obviously not in the minority

in saying that but it's instantly one of my favorite movies but the I was just watching the priest Paul Dano's character and I was that, but it's instantly one of my favorite movies. But I was just watching The Priest, Paul Dano's character, and I was like, I bet it's pretty cool. We kind of actually, I didn't realize it until this morning

when I was thinking more about it. We kind of did the sketch on it with Sass being the priest. Yo, sorry to interrupt. John has a request from you. Oh, have you had a priest on Dog Walk? One more time? have you had a priest on dog walk One more time Have you had a priest on dog walk before I have yeah

You have I knew you had I didn't know but I bet he has He didn't know How did it go Well actually it was Chris Foley's Chris Farley's character The motivational speaker Matt Foley's or Chris Farley's character the motivational speaker

Matt Foley. It was him. It was his priest. I had him on. Really? Did you ask him like I was just thinking just as a priest because it's so much public speaking. Does he have some topic that comes up in the world where he's like

this is my bread and butter. I'm going to crush the homily this week. Oh yeah. Like, yeah, he says it all the time. Like, the homily for Christmas and everything is definitely like the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, you know, I got this.

This is my area of expertise. Nine weeks a year, he's got to fake it. But this time. He's like, this one, I'm good. All right, that's all. Thank you, Eddie. Yeah. I just thought Priest. You want to talk to Priest more? I just think that's like, this one, I'm good. All right, that's all. Thank you, Eddie. I just thought Priest...

You want to talk to Priest more. I just think that's an interesting... The only person in the world who wants to talk to Priest more. Everyone else is like, get me away from these folks. I'm aged out. I'm comfortable now. I'm not your demographic. You're not into me.

The short period of time that I was in college when I was at FIT, we were watching Spotlight for the journalism class. And I was in college when I was at FIT we were watching spotlight for the journalism class and I was going on my phone a lot and the teacher pulled me aside like after the class ended and she was like um you really like need to be on your phone less like whatever we're watching the movie I said well no the reason I was on my phone was because I was googling because the bishop that wrote this letter confirmed me and And she was like, what? And then the next class she told everyone at the beginning of the class.

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I was bored the first 45 minutes. Really? And then I thought it got better. I haven't finished it. I started on the plane. I didn't care for the ending. Yeah, I was like, okay. I thought the acting was great. I'm sure it's all I started on the plane. I didn't care for the ending. Yeah, I was like, okay. I thought the acting was great.

I thought the writing was great. I'm sure it's all really like that, though. I mean, it's, you know what I mean? It's also just beautiful to look at. I bet you it's pretty fucking. Oh, no, I'm sure that, but like flying the woman from Africa. I don't know if that would happen, but I bet there are people who have. Oh, I'm sure it is as political as it is.

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pope leaves behind and all these things i'm like yeah maybe it could happen yeah it could i didn't find it unbelievable or anything like that no i didn't either but it was just the end was just like i don't know it didn't hit for me i agree yeah there was something i felt that way about it too yeah and then it just kind of also ended. Yeah. And sometimes I'm fine with that when the credits run and you're like, oh, I didn't think that that was going to be the end. I had to rewind.

I was like, did I miss something in the last three minutes? I was like, wait, so that's it? I was like, there's no... It won Best Picture last night. It did at the BAFTAs. It did, yeah. It is British made, I believe. So I think there's maybe some.

Because it won Best Film, but then it also won Best British Film. So I was like, oh, maybe. I didn't realize that that's a thing. I was just saying the guy who made The Brutalist, he's like, I can't pay rent. Yeah, he was saying, yeah, he said he made. That's fucking crazy.

Well, he said he, I don't think he said he can't pay rent. He said he didn't make any money from the movie and he said there's a lot of people that are nominated for Oscars who can't pay rent. He said he hasn't made money in five years and that everybody else is he can't pay rent he said he didn't make any money from the movie and he said there's a lot of people that are nominated for Oscars who can't pay rent he said he hasn't made money in five years

and that like everybody else who's nominated can't pay rent which is fucking crazy you know that's a movie it's just like it is crazy but it's you see

the movies that get this like critical success it's like go make Marvel movies yeah it's like you're winning the awards and everyone's like

what a masterpiece work of art but it's like you can't go see it's like You're winning the awards And everyone's like What a masterpiece Work of art But it's like You can't go see it In a movie theater Then how's it You know It's not

The Brutalist I don't I'd love to see What the box office numbers Were for the Brutalist Because I bet you it's like Five million bucks

There was an intermission Yeah that's Paz's favorite movie Experience of the year Or maybe of all time But Paz is A Yeah The What is your favorite movie of the year

Both of you I love reading your reviews I remember you had a poll Fairly recently On your Instagram story Should we keep doing these And I never vote on anything And I was like yes

I actually think Two of my favorite movies of the year 31 million How much Yes that's nothing I actually think two of my favorite movies of the year are not 31 million by the way how much you mean 31 million yes that's nothing that's

how much like how much money did it make to make the movie it's a you know it's crazy two of my favorite movies of the year

are not involved in the Oscars but Challengers I loved with Zendaya I really loved Challengers I think it is not many no it was not many

for Golden Globes no Golden Globes but Blink Twice Blink Twice is very good I loved Bl but Blink Twice Blink Twice is very good I loved Blink Twice great concept like very unique and original

those two just like stand out to me from the year as for the ones that were like nominated and everything I thought The Substance was incredible

until the last 30 minutes and I was like what the fuck is going on no it was like I would never recommend I would never tell anybody to watch that movie you can't it was so ridiculous I thought it was great up until the 30th I thought it was good on. No, it was like, I would never recommend, I would never tell anybody to watch that movie.

You can't, you can't. It was so ridiculous. I thought it was great up until the first season. I thought it was good. Yeah, I really liked it. I had to shut it off because I thought

I was going to be sick, but I thought it was good. I explained that to Fran. It's not that I thought the movie was bad. Genuinely, I couldn't stomach it. That's a thing that people

need to realize in general too. I can acknowledge when there's, this is good acting and it looks cool and it's well done. I just don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's the Kendrick Lamar shit. It's like, I just didn't like it. Sometimes people are just like going to be so grossed out by that level of gore, like, or whatever, like that.

It's going to be like, I can't watch this. And it's, that's so fine. Cause I feel like that was like the point of why they made it as disgusting as they did. And I wanted to know, I kept being like oh I get it they're going really far yeah oh they're going oh I mean they can't go no they made it as yeah they took it as far as they could but I felt like it hit a point where like I was like okay like come on this is like ridiculous now it's like

okay now we're gonna go big and go home yeah yeah yeah I wanted to know what happened and everything so that's why I thought okay this is a really good movie. I like the concept. I just genuinely couldn't watch it anymore. I was like, I'm really going to be sick, I think. I'm glad that they did end it as ridiculously as they did because it did, like, how else could you end a movie like that? You know, like they just, yeah, like they just died.

You know, they needed needed they had to hit that absolutely extreme level and it took the movie to like more of like a campy type vibe and like it's

yeah I loved Enora I did not like Enora I loved Enora and I mean I liked the big like I loved Wicked like I know

I loved Wicked I love musical theater and like I loved Wicked Challengers I liked a lot too I'm trying to think of like I didn Wicked I still haven't seen that Challengers I liked a lot too I'm trying to think of like I didn't really didn't go to the movies

that much I didn't see Challengers I saw Challengers like previews of this movie but I've watched like a lot that's just

been boring I really liked it he went to see Challengers with his parents and we were like what a bad idea yeah it's about like

threesomes and shit we left that's on you girl oh for sure yeah And we were like, what a bad idea. Yeah, it's about like threesomes and shit, right? We left. That's on you, girl. Oh, for sure. We left the theater and they were like, you took us to see a softcore porn. And I was like, listen, I don't know what I, I just really wanted to see the movie. We were with you guys and I said, let's just go to the movies.

I wasn't, but like they didn't get naked or anything. Did either of you watch Amelia Perez? I haven't seen it. Oh my god. I can tell that movie's not for me. It was so bad. I almost feel like I will judge you if you like that movie. I think you're trying

to like it. I think that's why I got so much... I just have a feeling. I just know how my brain works. I will that's why I think that's why I got so much like I think that's like I just have a feeling I just know how my brain works like I will try

and find things I like because everyone doesn't like it. I try to and there are I haven't seen it but I really know the way that Fran

is she's open to everything like she will like something it has to be really bad for me to not like it. For her to say that she genuinely

hates something it has to be really really bad. She ripped like it for her to say that she genuinely hates something it has to be really really bad she ripped this film apart like absolutely ripped it like they i understood and i and i know why it got like they they wanted to raise it up because it was like unique and different and cool like the concept was different i'm like okay fine like i can buy into this concept but the execution of it was so bad that I'm like, I can't like, I'm not opposed to an operatic movie drama. Like the premise of it wasn't so bad. Like the idea behind it wasn't so bad of like what that would look like of a, I think if that movie is not about what it's about,

it's not getting propped up the way it is. I think people would be a lot more willing to be like, that sucked on a technical execution level. And I just think because it – You can't say that. Immediately, because the film festivals loved it, then everyone was like, oh, we love it. Okay, it's good. Meanwhile, the people in Mexico, everyone was like, no, this is – No, and they were pissed too because it was like a French director was like, what do you know about the cartel?

When she said, I've never been to Mexico? Yeah, never. It was a lot of stereotypes Wicked must be so mad the one year they do it there's this artsy fucking liberal

Ariana Grande dedicated so much to Wicked her whole life was about that put her heart and soul into it and she's so good at it. And like, Zoe Saldana is great in the movie.

Like, fine, she's a great actress, but like, you're gonna compare her performance, like, even just the singing. I know it's not

a singing award, but you're, like, she's gonna lose. Ariana Grande's gonna lose for her performance in a musical to that performance in a musical to that performance

in a musical I'd be like I don't wanna win this like come on this is crazy like I know and now the main actress

she's like she's getting cancelled and the whole thing they're like they're still trying to have it yeah they're still trying to have her they're still trying to have the movie like win Oscars

yeah if it wins Oscars there's a big problem. I think it might win foreign film. It's just crazy. Were these tweets that she deleted at one point but somebody had resurfaced and already screened? No, I think they were still up.

No, I think they were still up. They're from like 2022. And they were literally about Selena Gomez, her co-star in the movie. I didn't end up seeing a lot of this, but there like literally about Selena Gomez her co-star in the movie. I didn't end up seeing like a lot of this but there was some about Selena Gomez.

There were some. She was like a rat. She was like that rat so he's crying about her ex-boyfriend. Leave her ex-boyfriend and her wife and his wife alone.

So now do you think Selena Gomez and her like are gonna be together? Carla's out like they're not like Carla did not go to the Baptist.

Yeah. There's no way they could bring her around. She shouldn't. I think Netflix was like you're see you later. Yeah. Like, they're not bringing, like, Karla did not go to the Baptist. Yeah. Like, she's. There's no way they could bring her around. She shouldn't. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I think Netflix was like, you're. See you later. Yeah.

Like, we're still trying to have this movie win awards. If you get famous and you don't clean up your social media, you absolutely deserve to get canceled. Yeah. Like, how fucking dumb for that woman to be like, wait a minute, I called that Mexican girl a rat. Yeah. Get rid of that.

Crazy. It's fucking insane. Wait, real quick, I'm just curious because we're talking about Selena. Do you guys think that Hailey and Justin are on the rocks, on the outs? I don't think they are. I think Justin might be going through a lot himself. But I think Hailey is there for him as much as she can be. Yeah, those pictures they posted for Valentine's Day with him in the photo booth were a little odd.

You know what I mean? I think, I don't know what, I think that they, like you said, like. Yeah, I think Justin's going through something. Yeah, it seems like he's gotta be going through something. Sort of like his rapist is coming to light. Right. That's a good point.

There could potentially, there could be a lot of connections there for sure. And I just think he is, you know, he's had his ups and downs he looked terrible in those paparazzi pictures yeah he doesn't seem

like he's fully okay this looked like to me though it looked like it was like Christian Bale in the machine he looked like ill it wasn't like

oh it wasn't like oh his outfit's stupid like you know it was like no he doesn't he looks physically ugly there was one of him coming Like, you know, it was like, no, he doesn't. He looks physically ugly. There was one of him coming out of a spa.

And I was like, good. Good. You need that rest. Happy anniversary to when he DM'd you. Yes. Five years. That was insane. Too bad.

I always forget that that happened. But that was really insane. And the fact that we were live on radio with that happening. The reactions were like somebody died. It was unbelievable. No, I was like. But we sold live on radio with that happening. The reactions were like somebody died it was unbelievable. No I was like but we sold so much merch for that. I just said when shit goes wrong

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