KFC Radio - Ricky Velez on Luigi Mangione and The Internet's Reaction to Him - Full Interview

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 3:40 Luigi Mangione Assassination of United Healthcare CEO 19:53 Elon Musk sucks but nerds are up 24:00 Ricky went to the same school as Ja Rule 26:39 Jay Z's accusations 27:19 Amsterdam with Bert Kreischer 31:37 Andrew Schulz finds himself in controversy 47:52 Comedian who's trying to purposefully get cancelled for PR 52:00 The Homeless Pimp bump 01:07:28 Working with Judd Apatow 01:08:55 Smoking with Woody Harrelson 01:13:44 Jay-Z's accusations cont. 01:24:45 Trying cheese for the first time with Aziz Ansari 01:32:30 John Mulaney's Broadway Show 01:39:02 Should Trump start his own podcast +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Presented by Jackpocket: New customers, use code KFC and you’ll get your first ticket free at https://jackpocket.onelink.me/sY17/KFC GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, NY Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY. 18 or older (19+ in Nebraska, 21+ in Arizona). Void where prohibited. Promo code required for $2 non-withdrawable credit. Prize amount may differ at time of drawing. Terms jackpocket.com/tos/free-ticket-promo/ Tommy John: Go to https://tommyjohn.com/KFC for 30% off sitewide Aura Frames:Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Use code KFC at checkout to save! Express: Find all you need this holiday season at https://www.express.com Factor: Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/50kfc and use code 50kfc to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Draft Kings: Score big with DraftKings Sportsbook. Every point counts! Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code KFC. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, [phone] or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $150 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 1/5/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Express: Find all you need this holiday season at https://www.express.com +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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And I went to it, and it was fun as hell. And then halfway through, Wayne Corbett showed up, dude. And then I just kicked it with Wayne Corbettett the whole entire night dude he's the homie but dude it was it was like i was uncomfortable and then next thing you know like they're like ricky why don't you take a seat with wayne and i sit down and it's corbett and we kicked it the whole time and he's the man dude and everybody just comes up to him and they're like you're not as big as i thought you would be and he's like let's do it outside then like then. Like, he's fucking, you know, Corbett's ready for it too. Challenge with Corbett, see what the fuck happens.

Nah, he'll go head to head. That's funny. Yeah, he was gangster, man. You had to, you know, white receiver back then. We needed him. And then Keyshawn and him had their problems. So, like, really split New York City right down the line. Yo, we're having a moment, though, with white guys.

We got a couple white defensive backs now. We got a couple white linebackers. Oh, I thought you meant because of the assassin. Dude. Yo, that dude. It's very par for a white kid. So I can't believe. He just waited to get out of high school.

I know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, right. It's just a different target, right? I get it. Better than anyone, dude. I've had to deal with the fucking health care system a lot and it sucks but the way this dude is getting treated is crazy yeah it's

wild it's um like like people on social media facing their profile government name on their shit being like this guy's awesome the comments are crazy to look at on anything. But I just keep getting more and more caught up with conspiracies. It's a little fishy. It's a little fishy, bro. It's not, though. It's somebody that just lost their mind. Totally. That's the truth of it.

Yes. But leaving the Monopoly money, then getting caught out of McDonald's that does the Monopoly game. Still would think about that, bro. Connecting dots here. We out here really putting things together. out of mcdonald's that does the monopoly game still would think about that bro connecting dots here we out here really putting things together still having the the silencer and the gun on you like days later and like it just seems like you were so but if you look at his manifesto he says when he talks he talks in plural like he i think he was believing he was gonna kill more

oh okay so i think something took a left. I don't know. I don't know too much. All I know is I don't want to die in a suit. I kept thinking about that every time, bro. Dying in a suit has to suck. And that guy's life couldn't have been cool. No.

And he knew he did bad things. Right. I mean, he was looking over his shoulder. Think about that morning. He got killed at 6 45 that means he's awake at 5 45 putting on a suit shaving so he can go to talk to your investors going to talk shaving where he can't even look into the mirror because he knows what a piece of shit he is and he's fucking headed out to go tell this tell a bunch of other shitty people how much money they didn't make or how much money yeah they're losing or how much money i probably in that elevator like i wish

somebody would shoot me in the fucking head it is i mean man i don't know i just think it's weird that we're getting used to assassins like like people i i said what i what i believe to be a pretty level-headed take where i was like fuck health care and i understand greedy ceos suck but you can't murder people well the ceo still there's a fucking libcock pussy like wait there's a board there's a board of people that tells that guy what there's so many levels of shit before that guy it's not like that guy is like is like the evil villain who's like created the whole system and can fix it if he wants to. It's also just like New York crime being to the level we have assassins now. Dude, the next day I was on a field trip with my kids.

Same block. Like I don't know what I would expect. You can't like rope a block off and like you know the life keeps moving but like i was like like right there like they probably just like squeegeed the fucking sidewalk and just like keep it moving dude i know on our way to radio city to see the rockettes right next to the assassination corner dude i uh so i jumped on his Facebook the minute his name came out. Two mutual friends. No. Two mutual friends.

Did you hit him up? I hit one of them. Yeah, my bad. I'm fucking that up. No, this mic sucks. We should just get rid of this, Jackie. No, we're cool now. Okay.

Yeah, I have. I know people. Luigi Mangione is like. I know people that. So his family owns two country clubs. I know a family that belongs to one of them and then I also had somebody else that

went to UPenn with him wow yeah see this is what also bothers me it's like this guy is the hero his family owns

two country clubs it's not like he's some like you know fucking blue collar salt of the earth like he was on the way to be a CEO you think he would have

right that's what I mean like you and your dad is probably one of these fucking people bro or at least have some. Right, that's what I mean. You and your dad is probably one of these fucking people, bro. Or at least have sympathy for how much that job sucks. Right. Yeah. Dude, being a CEO of a healthcare company sucks dick, man.

I don't care how much money you make. That shit sucks. It's definitely not a great job. No. There's a lot of better things you can be doing. Totally. You don't feel good about yourself. Ever, ever, ever. I make be doing totally you don't feel good about yourself

ever ever i make people laugh and i don't like myself like that guy had to fucking be taken a ton of zoloft like he's definitely got himself hard i had some uh some conspiracy theorists reaching out saying they think that he hired he hired him to do it. Dude, I keep hearing that. Why would he want to kill himself? The only thing is that the DOJ was about to start investigating him for insider trading. Yeah, but at the same time, when you— How did that mic just fall right back down? When did you just— It's crazy.

If I was that kid, and I just did that— Not kid the the and i knew the doj was coming i'm going to get locked up or whatever wouldn't you just like malone it like that kid down in miami that's all the you didn't hear about the bitcoin kid down in miami no tell me oh this kid uh stole $213 million worth. Was it $213? Yeah, it was like $250 million. Yeah, $250 million out of Miami from Bitcoin. They streamed it live when they did it. Oh, I did see that. Dude, and then he spent just a month in Miami going insane. Dude, what's wrong with you?

I kind of like it. I kind of like these new people that don't want to escape yeah yeah they're just like we're gonna ball out and then like why wasn't why wasn't the assassin like on a bike through central park in a cab to newark and out the country see you i mean what was he doing in altuna altuna pennsylvania i mean it's not far from UPenn So he might have felt comfortable there Knew a few people thought he was going to chill But I think something went left Because he said It sounded from his papers

That he was trying to get more than one Oh, have you seen There's the Because he's saying like parasites And all this stuff about the people I'm like, oh, I think homie thought he was going to Just start picking them off left and right I still don't get how he knew

And like where and when. I guess if you're just sitting there waiting at the front door. It's a public company, correct? Yeah. So board meetings are live. You get to listen in on them if you're not there. That was at like 9 a.m. And he got there at 6.45.

That's pretty fucking early. He could have been watching them for a few days. I guess so. It's not too hard. i don't think well we always debate here like could you get away with a bank robbery could you get away with a murder and like this guy got if he wasn't like just dicking around and i don't know he probably would have i love that they like keep going he's not professional he's not professional it's like he's a lot more professional than OJ That was very sloppy We've seen worse bro

How about fucking Aaron Hernandez He was the worst man They left evidence goddamn everywhere And he was kissing boys On the low Yo how about the dude who The dude who found him in McDonald's They're trying to not give him the finder's fee.

Why? Because he called 911 and not Crime Stoppers. That's so fucked. 60 grand is the reward. And it was he called the wrong number, and it has to lead to an arrest and then a conviction. So they're still like, we got to wait. And also you called the wrong number. Then we need to start a GoFundMe.

Can Barstool start a GoFundMe for the person that's not gonna get the money get this guy but no but actually but he's the villain people are like

fuck this snitch it's crazy well you know what Barstool is usually on the right side of history so I think they should go ahead and start to GoFundMe

for the person that ratted out the person I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I'm the one out here being like, murder is... I feel bad for the family. My take is murder is bad, and people are like, you're a fucking pussy. Yeah, murder should not be just celebrated, ever. What happens when it's...

Take your pick. What happens when somebody kills a bunch of cops because police are corrupt? What happens when somebody kills somebody from Planned Parenthood because they don't like that? Like, you're not gonna be too happy then, are you, motherfuckers? But yoers but yo i remember when they killed i mean he killed a ton of people and was terrible but like saddam and osama people were people were cheering who was cheering what when osama died oh when osama died yeah yeah we were dancing in the streets bro but that's a little different bro when like you're direct like as much as health care is garbage it's not like actively

fucking murder you know what i mean i mean people are dying people are dying people are dying based on the choice of you giving the money or not i also just get though like it's not you know everyone it's not one person's fault i don't believe i think it's a group of people making a lot of decisions like all these things are great ideas and they're very very hard to put into practice you know what i mean and then everybody's like universal health care what are we talking about canada well it's and then like they got 33 million people and that's california bro and also their doctors suck because they don't fucking make any money i don't know about that i got two friends that got parents that are canadian doctors they they know what

they're talking about how many times do you, if I gave you unlimited amounts of time, how long, how many attempts do you think it would take for you to successfully complete heart surgery? Why have I heard this question? We did it the other day. I don't know if we put it on social. If I had to redo it. You can watch a YouTube tutorial. You don't have any help, but you have a YouTube tutorial. Dude dude i never thought i'd be able to make oriachetta and now i can because of youtube

so it took like three or four heart surgery i just feel like it's a lot more it's a lot more work than a little bit more involved yeah um i don't know man i don't i don't uh it would probably i sadly probably way over 50 times yeah fucking way over 50 times bro what is it would take like a million times to complete to to do heart surgery and make that person stay alive would be it would take like thousands of tries the first hundred you're just like slicing somebody open and they're dying instantly then you gotta like cut open an artery and like or fix the artery and sew it back up or whatever the fuck you're doing how many times you think they're doing that in class when they're becoming doctors a lot of fucking times i would like to know what the certification is the the take here was 75 and i thought you were gonna have have a brain. You come in saying 50.

50. You got to get through the muscle, then break the bones, then take the lungs out, all this shit, and then put it all back together. I don't know this stuff. This stuff makes me nauseous. I really hate blood, dude. How the fuck are you going to do it in 53? Dude, I think by time 10, I'll get a little bit used to it. I don't know.

I just never would put myself in that situation. Well, yeah. Thanks for the no thanks. I don't want to do the unlimited heart surgery, bro. I just never would put myself in that situation Well yeah Thanks but no thanks I don't want to do the unlimited heart surgery bro No thank you man The insurance thing is wild though I actually So oddly enough I've had six surgeries

It's why I'm a democrat is insurance What's that? It's why I'm a democrat Insurance I lost my insurance when i became uh uh when i dropped out of college right because of obama turning it into the age of 26 my parents allowed me to do stand-up as long as i had health care there you go that's why i'm a democrat yeah i mean that's the only reason i vote democrat every single time it's it's it's a

fucked up system and i i so because i i to deal with, I had six different surgeries. I had to deal with, when I started Barstool, I needed to pay for my own insurance. I had to get on my ex-wife's at one point. Like, I know all the fucking problems, right? So I started one of these, this company that I partnered with is, we like just're about to really start ramping it up it's called crowd health and it is like an alternative to regular insurance it's like a bro don't play that game why are you trying to get murdered well so you're about to get assassinated what are you doing trying to go up against health insurance companies it's it's a great fucking system though

it's kind of like crowd it's like go fund me but with insurance so you kind of have like a network of people and you have to pay like a certain amount of flat rates. But then like if you – if something happens with you, we all kind of kick in some money. If something happens with me, you kind of kick in some money. And it's not like a perfect system. But as the system – as the network grows, there's just more and more people. Do you get to pick who comes in? There is like – you can't have like tons of prior preexisting.

You got to be – you can't – they of prior pre-existing. They're not going to just accept people that they know are automatically going to be a strain on the system. So it's good for single guys, single people who are young who are just like, I just need to see if there's a catastrophe. So how did this crumble? So it didn't crumble, but I was literally waiting for open enrollment, which is like this time of year, to ramp up like here it is. And then this happens. And I was like, I don't want to be the guy being like do you not like health insurance and like use promo code kfc know what i was like fuck know what i like about you dude you have mad inventions i'm always trying bro i'm always trying to stay ahead want to be up on one of mine yes i have this thing called

death wish death wish and it's like a band that goes around your arm. And if your pulse stops, everything on your phone deletes itself. There you go. Auto wipe. Yeah. Other than what you wanted to keep. And you can program what you want for people to see and keep. People are always worried about that.

Dude, it's real. Like if I die. I've seen it. I've seen somebody go through someone's phone when they die. Really? Yeah, it's not good, dude. Wait, why did you see that? Why?

Because I've been around people that die, bro. Give me some more details here. I mean, my mom died and my father was able to go through all of her stuff. Oh. Yeah. Did you find anything you didn't like? I mean, conversations between me and my mother. Yeah.

Yeah. You have different conversations with your family, right? Totally. Yeah, so I thought about Death Wish when that happened. Right now, all I have is one of my boys has promised to throw my shit into the river. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all I have. But even that with the cloud and all that shit, you know what I mean?

It's like, I need you to go to my house, go through my closets, go through my drawers. Death Wish is coming, man. Death Wish is... Death Wish by barstool right after that go fund me we're making for the for this for the real mcdonald's person that real mcdonald's person needs help bro 60k out the window for that there's no way they're gonna get away with that i mean i i'm like literally about to make a video myself being like fuck this give this guy this money i hope there's enough public pressure i mean he gave the tip that got the guy that you get the reward that's it

have you noticed that subway shooter where'd they find him i don't know where they find him mcdonald's second street then they find this guy in mcdonald's i think the real truth is we need to start scanning people that go into mcdon They're probably the most dangerous people in New York City. I think the other day I had McDonald's for the last time in my life. Why? Because the last 20 times I've had McDonald's, I've gotten sick. But Trump's going hard out there making people eat McDonald's. Yeah, he is.

It's hot in the streets. That was so funny when RFK had to eat McDonald's, and he was like physically was killing him to put that shit in his mouth. Do you believe that? Do you believefk is this healthy because i don't i see him with his shirt off all the time doesn't look great it looks better than most people his age i know a lot of people his age i look a lot better than do you because i don't he looks bloated i think he's a drunk i think i think he's on yeah well probably i don't like him at all that voice i don't like anybody that's been brought on but at the same

time no one ever lasts with this guy so it's like these guys are going to be there for six months yeah it'll be wild the whole thing is vital break said it best the other day he was like i don't really like what's going on but like it was that picture it was when it was trump uh rfk elon musk and like someone else on the fucking plane at mcdonald's and he was just like fuck it man like it's a circus i don't know just roll with it like like we've gone so far out of the we have no choice at this point so it's just like let's see what happens let's fucking party it should be really interesting to see like where is musk in in a year or two like i like i think there's two people with two massive egos that won't be able to like bro if that guy just stuck to spaceships and and rockets

and shit i'd be like cool you're the man like brilliant but trying to be funny like as a comedian i don't know why people get it how does he get how are like offended by him? But bro, I don't know why people get it. How does he get it? How are you offended by him? I'm not offended by him. Homie came out a long time ago and was like, I'm autistic. Yeah, I know. He's full blown autistic. If you're being offended by an autistic person. Yeah, that's on you. Time to really look inside.

Look inside yourself and understand why you allow that to happen. The people who think he's funny are the problem. The people who are like meme lord, edge lord. Like you're so funny. Like what? Those are the problem the people who are like the problem lord edge lord like you're so funny like what those are the people commenting they're they like the other problem is everybody thinks they're about to be a billionaire yeah everybody feels like they're close to us it's like you're not even close dude you can't even understand that kind of money 44 billion for twitter they don't even understand a hundred, right. And they think they can be Trump and Musk and all these people.

You're nothing like them. I really don't even understand what do you do when you have that kind of money. Me? I'm gone, bro. Yeah, right? I'm never doing any of this again. To try to run for office, to try to be, I don't know. If I was Elon Musk, to try to like be i don't know like if i was elon musk i'd be like i don't know you must make an infrastructure to like be the king of the world

yeah the leader of the planet earth or planet mars or whatever turn off the internet in certain places of the world that's a dangerous man turn it on too bro like that that's dude nerds are up yeah i grew up in the 90s. Nerds were not up. Nerds were down. I know. I know. And we were outside playing on our bikes, but the nerds were outside being like, how do we get them inside?

Look at us now. Everybody's fucking inside being weirdos, dude. It's so true. And now fucking Trump is jumping around with Elon, and that's the cool guy. That's what young kids like. Yeah. It all got. We need to bring back a little bit of bullying.

No, we need to bring back dodgeball. Yeah. That's what young kids like yeah it is it all got we need to bring back a little bit of bullying we need to bring back dodgeball yeah that's what i'm fucking peg once in the side of the head get musk if elon musk just got rocked in dodgeball his whole life could have been different you ever get hit with a ball so hard you taste it yeah that rubber that rubber gets in your mouth you didn't even fucking lick it it goes like your echo. It goes like, boing. Boing. Yeah. Your ears are ringing and shit. Let's get a real game going. Yeah, they don't do any of that anymore, I feel like. No?

I don't think kids are playing dodgeball. I don't think they're playing anything that's, you know, steal the bacon, all that kind of shit. Steal the bacon has to still be around. I don't think so. Dude, it got banned in my school.

I'll never forget. Because of Muslims? I'll never forget. I'm kidding. This chick. Steals his mother meat. This chick grabbed the ring, and our gym had, like, walls very, very close to, like, out of bounds on the basketball court. So that's where you had to get to is the baseline.

And, like, as she was getting there, she tripped and she fell, and her, like, top of her head went into the wall and, like, crunched her neck. And she was in, like, a neck a neck brace for like weeks after that. And they were like, no more, no more fucking steal the bacon. Cause that girl crunched her neck against the wall and the whole, everybody was like, well,

fuck this chick. Like you just, I mean, I feel like it should have been something else that doesn't feel like, yeah. Right. Like any, just one injury doesn't.

Yeah. I feel like her parents wrote a lot of notes. Yes. And were probably part of the school a little bit more. I used to have a gym teacher when I was at PS175 in the Bronx, and this guy was – I went 172. Were you? Yeah, Queens.

This guy was out of his mind, and he just came up with a game called Indy 500. And it was – you sit on those little scooters. Remember those little, like, square things? And then you hold an l-shaped pvc pipe and one you held on to it and the other person dragged you and we whipped you whipped around in a circle we had to be going like 45 miles an hour on these things people were flying into the walls running over each other's fingers whipping around these cones he called it indy 500 it was the most reckless shit we've ever done. It was unbelievable.

And I can't even imagine anything even close to that happening now. I mean, they banned running in my school yard. Running? Unless you were playing basketball, you weren't allowed to run. So if you started to run, they would just call you up, blow the whistle, and they'd stop running. So you can't play tag, or you could, but you had to walk? No, there was no tag. Either you had a basketball day where you can run,

or you were just walking around the schoolyard. Like in prison? PS-133, I swear to God. We were allowed to walk around the schoolyard. They gave us chalk and stuff, but there was no running. Oh, my God. I mean, it was safe, but yeah. I mean, it was safe. It wasn't, but yeah. I mean, I do feel that at a young age.

Like, when my kids, when your kids first start to walk and they run, and you know they're just, like, you know, wobbling. Like, that was always the biggest panic. We're in third, fourth grade, bro. Yeah, right. Like, at that age, you could fucking run. I'm talking about, like, a two-year-old.

I don't know why we're not allowed to run. It's wild. I was telling this story the other day. I went to 172. Okay. And that's where Ja Rule went. And it was actually not in the school district I'm from. I'm 109.

Okay. But 109 is in the bad neighborhood. So my parents used a fake address so I could go to a good neighborhood. And Ja Rule's parents did the same thing. No way. How old is he? Our age? How old are you?

No, I'm 35. So I was in the seventh grade when in the club came out and we booed all a jaw rules music at his own school that's how much we loved 50 man yeah he must i never he was a dude in the club was i mean the first time grinding on a girl in a gym like fully bricked up dude just the best day of my life dude when he i mean if you were to script a rapper like it's him you know what i mean like shot nine times survived it the whole crew just not getting caught up in all this weird shit either right right you can you know what it's like he's so out there always making fun of people and talking on social media and shit that like i really think he doesn't have

any skeletons because i feel like you don't do that shit if you got your own you know your own i don't know i i just i mean i don't know what it is but he's just maybe he he just doesn't get in trouble he's like my last hollywood hero that hasn't got in trouble like it's really crazy i don't know if i believe even tony hawk's documentary i was like oh dude he cheated on his wife a ton like i thought this was gonna be uh yeah look who has a soft spot for that you know i'll be perfect all right bro uh but yeah he was like my last favorite like and he's just been consistent and through this whole shit not getting caught up in it not going to those parties do you believe the whole shit i i believe um if you hang out in a barbershop long enough you'll get your haircut

i feel you so um yeah those diddy parties a while was he like i i feel like it's kind of weird how much people are are pairing those two guys together because i don't really recall it being that way but if you just look online and pictures together with each other all the time like there's a lot of people who are at ditty parties who i don't are don't consider to be pedophiles you know yeah i mean, I don't know. Have you ever been to a party like that? No. No, no, no.

I don't go to any parties, period, though. Yeah, I'm not a party guy. I can't even begin to think about being at a party right now. Dude, I stayed up the other night when the Mets got Soto. I stayed up till 3 a.m. just tweeting and shit, just being awake till 3. I woke up in the morning. Your adrenaline was high. I was like, I feel like I'm hung and shit just being awake till 3 I woke up in the morning your adrenaline was high I feel like I'm hung over

from just being awake too late if I were to party now I think I would legitimately die yeah it's getting harder that shit is over for me it's definitely getting harder over

I went to Amsterdam with Burt Kreischer a couple years ago and that was like my last hurrah that trip looked fun yeah that was it was fun

that was good they also do it right where it was like you know what they do in amsterdam which is great when you order a beer you can order a small medium large which is great because like when you if you don't want to be the guy who's like no no i'm good like skip me on this round like it was like if you're really partying you were drinking like a fucking it was like a you know i don't like the cockiness of europeans with that shit what do you mean they're like we drink more it's like no they are not allowed to serve you like we serve in america like you go to jail for our servings like i'll take a small yeah but like a medium was perfect for me i don't want to fucking like you know it was it was like a boot when it was das boot things basically well that's like a nice in between you know

just standing there with a boot yeah being that guy where else did you go did you just stay in amsterdam yeah we just did amsterdam for like it was like a that was the whole last time i was in amsterdam man i brought my own blunts because they don't have blunts in amsterdam like they don't have like stuff from back home so i bring swishers and I go to a coffee shop and I roll it. And, you know, they were talking so much shit about me smoking a blunt. And I was just like, I thought this was a chill town. I don't like this at all. No. My place is Copenhagen.

Copenhagen has a town in it called Christiana where there's no laws. It used to be a military base. And the hippies took it over. And they don't allow cops in it they don't allow anything they sell weed they do whatever they want and stays good though like what it stays like safe you're not allowed to take pictures it's dealt with by the gangsters that walk around like it's it's some cool shit it's cool shit and like 20 years ago copenhagen was like yo enough with this like we're taking the land back and these hippies just walked out with grenades like in their hand being like yeah let's get it

if you want to do it and copenhagen's like enjoy christiana man i've never heard yeah dude i went skate parks uh yeah and like they make all their money skate parks yeah they have like dude i felt like a kid again it was so fun but like uh they have bars within whatnot. You just don't go deep within it and you're safe. But it feels like that's probably cool for a dude. I don't know about being a chick in that. No, it's cool, man. Everybody's just having a good time. You're eating pastries and shit.

It's cool, bro. Pastries and skate parks. You know you can do that in a regular city. You don't have to go to some lawless utopia to do that, Ricky. No, it was sick. It was sick. It's definitely worth it. With that European vibe without the snootiness of Paris or fucking...

Amsterdam, I find snooty. Amsterdam is a little bit... Yeah, I mean, they're not... For their reputation, they weren't as laid back as you would think. Yeah, they're not my favorite. You know what I did like? Is their weed is not knock you on your ass weed. It's dry as fuck.

Well, yeah. Like for someone like me though, like I don't need it. I don't need – like mid is fine for me. Like I grew up on shitty fucking weed. Yeah, but they want to push that hash a lot out there. Yeah, there was a lot of that too. But I just need like regular normal fucking weed. I don't need this medicinal

i feel you the made by a scientist weed yeah it's like i i miss like when we used to like you know you pass a blunt around you smoke like a whole you know now it's like a puff and i'm zooming dude yeah it's pretty sick i mean yeah i guess so it's great i think it's it's i mean i love what they've like i can, hey, I want to be creative today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me get this. Let me get that. And you feel that?

Because I always thought it was kind of like. Certain ones, yes. Certain ones, yes. That actually makes you. But I've had weed turn on me recently, which is funny, where I'm just like, the world's out to get me. Where the paranoia kicks in. Yeah. Yeah, no, that shit, that's no fun.

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they're going i haven't heard going through it yeah i just want to know your opinion on it he was he was good on on charlemagne i thought he was really good on that i i thought the clip on flagrant where he was oh he did breakfast club uh no him and he has brilliant idiots with yeah yeah yeah he was good on that like like calling out kendrick for the South Park thing is – I think like I would have hammered that. Like you're – have you heard about what that comedy is with Kendrick and South Park? No. It's like a romantic comedy where a black guy goes home. He's dating a white girl and he goes home with a white girl and they find out that like her ancestors owned his ancestors.

So it's like a full blown like slave comedy. And so it's kind of tough to be throwing stones. But isn't that about that? Let's let's let's take a step back and compare that to get out. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm saying I'm cool with that as well. But you also think you can't be talking, you know, about what what jokes you can and can't make if that's going to be –

But he's talking about a white man talking about black women. Yeah. But you know what I mean? I mean, yeah, he hired producers that are white, but at the same time – I don't know. I don't know if it's the same. But you know – I don't know if it's the same. I think if you're going to be –

And listen, I support comedy, and Schultz, I've known him since I was 19 years years old i don't know if you've ever seen schultz with his pinched straight hair i've known him for a long time and i just like never thought we'd just get to the place where we're talking about raping gangster rappers that was a little weird i was gonna say that was the part that's where i was a little bit strange i was like i wouldn't have gone that direction i'm gonna fuck you and you can't stop it okay okay did you see uh uh ice cube son oh shay jackson uh when he tweeted like he was just like this dude's weird and uh i heard there was another back and forth with that yeah and then he well he was like you're like you're weird talking about like fucking another man and then he, well, he was like, you're weird talking about fucking another man. And then he was like, why don't you look up the lyrics to No Vaseline by your dad? But that, I would just not have gone that angle.

No, I think he had another response to that. He had another response to that. To Ice Cube's kid? Yeah. I mean, how do you feel? I'm at the point where I used to be like, never apologize. So I'll tell you a very real story. Do you remember back in the day when that brown kid went to school with a clock in a suitcase?

Yes. And it became a big thing. Yes. I was actually against it. I was like, his teacher told him not to bring it into school. He shouldn't have brought it, whatever. And people were claiming that it was xenophobic and all this other stuff and whatnot.

And during that time, I was on The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, and Ice-T was on the show that night. And me and Ice-T went back and forth. And then Ice-T told a story about how he was in Vegas, and he bought a clock that looked like a bomb, that he put on the chimney of the hotel while he was in Vegas and he bought a clock that looked like a bomb like a that he put on the chimney of the of the hotel while he was there and they did like a bomb they swept the whole thing and me and him didn't agree on things and he basically came at me and was like well I think you're stupid

and it's a very left liberal show so everybody started clapping i was like this is coming from a man that has a clock looking like a bomb so and so like we we had it was it was definitely uncomfortable and that weekend i was opening for chapelle at the shoreline amphitheater it was like me chase agora it was such a show it was so fun chris tucker was i do like it was and it was one of chapelle's first big shows back and at that show in the green room i had somebody come up to me and being like yo i heard you're talking about iced tea i wouldn't do that and i just knew from the tone of it like yeah let's not do that no more yeah yeah it's fair these guys actually come from a place yeah where they don't fuck around they know young people they know people and. They know people.

And it's just like, I don't ever think like, and I pray that nothing ever happens, but like, you got to be careful with real gangsters. Yeah. Yeah. No fucking around. Because we might all be in the same place right now, but we all didn't get in the room doing the same stuff. And that's like, that's where, you know, there's children involved and wives involved. And it's like, yeah yeah that's how i kind of

try to step forward when i go after my comedy and when i want to like stretch being uh controversial yeah but from a point of view beyond like safety like from a point of view of i remember being like you know intent is everything and if you're trying to be funny and it doesn't work like that's part of it and you should never have to apologize blah blah blah I'm at a point now

where I'm like I don't know if the whole room is telling you something you probably went too far or you probably missed the joke

or whatever and I just don't think there's anything wrong at this point with being like my bad I don't know I went a little too far

with it but Schultz has always said his favorite comic was patrice o'neill somebody that just went over the edge every single time yep went for it every time he had a chance so that the fact that he's doing this is not it's not it's not surprising to me not at all it's been it's been his thing and he's kind of been a master at it he sold out the garden how many times yeah no i mean he's kind of been a master at it. He sold out the garden how many times? Yeah, no, I mean, he's... And now it's just about having security. He's a brilliant marketer, so it's almost like he lives in the definition of no such thing as bad publicity because he'll turn it all into a good... You know, he was like on Brilliant Idiots being like,

I got a number one record. You're welcome, Kendrick. I made you go. But also remember, like, let's look back on the conversation Charlemagne had with six nine about inviting energy he has a very deep conversation with six nine before he got locked up on that rico case and hanging out with gang members and all this that he's like remember the energy you're inviting and i think that should be something that that he thinks about as well yeah i i and by the way he's somebody i talked to

and he's a great writer like we text no no yeah i mean and i just i'm also but i mean it from a point of view of like just peace of mind at this point it's like especially at barstool in the early years it was like there's so many times of like people being upset about a joke and us being like well that's comedy and like we don't care And then you're fighting it and you're, and you know, you're polarizing and people are coming at you and you're going back at them. And it's like, I just, God bless you. If you still got the energy to do that, but I'd rather, I'd rather just be like, I don't know, man.

Yeah. My bad. Like to that group, I'm sorry. Whatever, man. Well, dude, I've never done the internet thing until recently. Don't do it stay away stay away as much as you can good to me is it okay good it's been good to me but it's also just like it's also just like making sure you stay out of the comments yeah well that's that's what's for

us is what we post what is for them is the comments and how they take it yes if you can do that then yeah but but it's easier said than done for a lot of people and I understand that. Yeah. There's a lot. Especially, you know, when you really get caught up in something

where all of a sudden it's, you know, being talked about. Yeah. To your family and physical threats to your family. It's scary.

That's scary. That's the shit where I'm also like, it's just, I don't know, it's not worth it. You know? To me, God forbid, it's 99.9%.

It's just somebody fucking dicking around but if there is anything where it ever not worth it yeah you know to me god forbid it's 99.9 it's just somebody fucking dicking around but if there is anything wherever it happened and it was like because i was standing my ground on some stupid joke yeah it's not worth the time not fucking but i've never really seen it come to uh i've never seen it really come to that so but just for from the again which is interesting because like after like I would say it was probably worse for Ari Shaffir. Yeah, but Ari is almost looking for it. You know what I mean? Yeah, but Ari did the Kobe thing and never got touched.

And that was probably worse than what Andrew did. Yeah. I mean, what do you mean by got touched, though? Yeah, yeah. Right, you're I mean, what do you mean by got touched though? Like, yeah, yeah. Right. Like if you're saying it, so if,

if that was like, Oh man, he lives in LA. You're out in LA. Yeah. I mean, then he came out in the, in the Jersey was dick out. I killed Tony.

Dude. I, I listen, man. In LA with his dick out. And there was like a 13 year old in the crowd. And people were like, that's technically he does dude in LA with his dick out and there was like a 13 year old in the crowd and people were like that's technically exposing yourself to a minor that's Ari Shaffir for you

and he was like telling the story I'm gonna take a long sit I just I did it for so long of like before before like woke culture but isn't everybody just trying to get the grab that's what i wonder now like is it is it is that what's going to get everybody's attention on the internet

and that's what's going to sell more tickets and where's that so it's like probably we're being kind of pushed to these lengths by by the people consuming it but at the same time it's like are you ready to are you ready to go down that lane yeah Yeah. To me, again, when I was young, I did it all the time. Stood up for every joke, pushed every button, fought every fight, clowned every person. And now, if I want to and I feel strongly about it, I'll still do it to this day. But if something goes left, if I go too far, if people are like, you have to talk about this, you have to talk about that. It's like, I don you have to talk about this you talk about that it's like i don't have to do anything anymore i feel like i've done it long enough where i've proved what

i am and what i'm not you know my intent you know who i am i've you know it's like especially on the internet where everything is like cyclical where it's like oh i've seen this story before it's like you change a couple names you change a couple details but like i've this story has happened before this joke has happened before this this video you know what i mean and it's like you change a couple names, you change a couple details. But like this story has happened before. This joke has happened before. This video, you know what I mean? And it's like I've done all this and I've said my piece a million times. So like I just don't feel that I have to do anything anymore.

You know what I mean? Whereas in the beginning, I was kind of like I have to comment on everything. I have to joke about everything. I'm not going to stand down on any topic. And now it's like what am i gonna gain you know in the beginning when you're building a company you're making a reputation i get it but once you're there it's kind of like i don't know i just don't see the it's kind of like a diminishing returns you know what i mean like there was a point at barstow it was like these guys are funny

they push the other competition here wasn't that like the competition like within the people that work here yeah yes so it's like you don't have to you don't have to prove yourself too much right but there's somebody sitting out there at a desk that's ready to fucking crash that person should they should crash out they should make their their name known dude you're like absolutely you're like head of antifa i just i remember like there was there was a time when I I wrote a blog once that there was

a story about two parents that were both blind and they had a baby and like CPS came in kind of being like this isn't really safe to have two blind parents and a baby and it was very controversial about like well what are you

saying these people can't have babies and i wrote a blog being like i don't it was more about like i don't understand how fucking blind people live at all i can't even yeah fathom it right let alone both of you are blind and you got a kid i was like you don't know if that kid's at the top of the stairs reaching for fire whatever um and the blind community found that and this was like i think maybe a month into the job, bro. They found it. Well, so that's the whole point as I'm writing a blog being like,

how'd they even read this? How do they even know what's going on? And it became like this thing for like years on end. I was like raging against the fucking blind community and they were raging against me. And then I did that. I did it with blind people. I did it with Hondurans.

I've done it with like all these different groups of people. How many times have you had to say, sorry, uh, truly only once. What? It was, uh,

there was a old video of us talking about Kaepernick when he, uh, first was protesting. And I was saying, I was like, I don't even think this guy's black oh damn and i said i said he uh said he looks like a terrorist and that didn't go oh no yeah that's pretty but that was an example i was like i listened back to it and i was like that was

garbage it was it was it was not delivered well it was low-hanging fruit it was trash you know and i was like yeah and i was like that sucked i'm sorry you know what i mean and people never never apologize and it's like if if i feel that i should i will i will never you know what i mean yeah like if you if you feel like you shouldn't fine if you feel like you should and you're like not going to because of like you know some rules or unspoken this or that in comedy it's like i don't know that was a shitty joke that was that was like you know low-hanging fruit and poorly delivered and did nothing but just like be hateful you know what i mean i didn't mean it to be that way but the way it came across was that way so

no dude i've definitely done adjustments especially in the last couple years of just like making sure that it's like i don't want people walking out angry that's not why i got dressed tonight yeah that well that's and i i think there's also a point in your career as a comic a blogger a video influence or whatever where you're like i don't care if they walk out and that's cool too if you're at that point in your in your career and you want to like push that that agenda but i'm just at a point where i'm like to me it ain't worth the stress you know yeah and i think comedy is in that weird space i watched somebody recently that uh has a comedy uh like he's been around forever and um he was saying that he got something in from a pr that was about the comic being

canceled like he wanted to do an interview about being canceled, and the guy had not been canceled yet. So it was like a goal of his? They were planning on, yeah. And they were going to intentionally say something? Yes. And this is a well-known comic you're talking about? I don't know. He wouldn't give up the name.

But this guy doesn't lie. He's been a reporter in comedy for a very, very long time. So this guy was like, I'm going to go say something.utable like one of the people that like when people do specials everybody listens to this guy's opinion on them and he so he was like i'm gonna go say something i got my first pr he's like i got my first pr um hit from a comic that's trying to go into the world of being canceled so he can move his stuff over to another another group of people interesting yeah now part of me thinks that's it's i think it's lame to be inflammatory to be inflammatory if you if i say something that i think is funny

and it strikes a nerve with all you and you're upset yeah sorry i found that funny you did but if i'm like i'm trying to make you i'm trying to push your buttons and i'm upset yeah sorry i found that funny you did but if i'm like i'm trying to make you i'm trying to push your buttons and i'm saying shit that i either don't think is funny or i'm just going gratuitous over the top i think that's kind of like but then i also think there's i think it's if you're like playing it like i need i need to move my audience or i need to like change like levels and i'm gonna do it this way then i feel like i think we'll see a lot more of that in the next couple of years. So you think that getting canceled – so what would be the logic there? You get canceled –

For the benefit of your career. Because like your comedy fans are like, fuck you. Yeah. Because it is – I mean almost – A reputable – dude, I'm not kidding you. Like I'll give you his name off air. Just say that we'll believe it. No.

No. No. Not playing that game. I would never do you dirty like that. I would always leave it. I mean, almost everybody that is a singer, entertainer, comic, if you're good enough and you get caught up in that, you almost always raise your hand.

Yeah, because public opinion now is you can see it. Yeah, I mean, it's almost like it's a good thing, though. You know what I mean? Not really. Because, I mean, the assassin is beloved. Well, if you get assassinated, it's definitely not worth it. Just depends who. Yeah.

I mean, I remember talking to Shane in the beginning. But I mean, people tried to do it with Trump. People tried to do it with Trump when he first got assassinated. There's people that took huge fucking l's talking shit about that yeah the guy that was working with jack black jack black had to step away from concerts right just because of what this guy said on stage and it was a four sentence or like a four word sentence it's i mean yeah it's no joke so it's weird that like on one side it works another side it doesn't it depends who it is yeah it's got to be well well orchestrated you know but man that's gonna be interesting now i'm now i'm gonna be waiting

for some fucking somebody get canceled that's fake yeah dude i think we're gonna fall more and more into that yeah oh that's lame though yeah no but it's the game people are trying to get rich a lot of people aren't funny a lot of people are just in the in the place right now dude there's a lot of people in your place. Dude, it's wild. Do you hate it? What do you mean? Like there's somebody, like I go back and forth.

Sometimes I'm like, yo, if you can sell tickets, you rent out this room, you can sell tickets because you've had a 20-year comedy career, a 20-year internet career, a 20-minute internet career. If you can sell the tickets, you can sell the tickets. But then sometimes there's part of me that's like, I don't know. There should be some some barrier of entry. I love one of my agents, and he said this, and you probably hate that. I'll fucking say it on here.

But he said when he started, Bill Burr and Greg Giraldo were no one. And Carlos Mencia, the blue collar, and Dane Cook were at the top of the game he goes it works in a cycle the hacks are back yeah and like i look i look around and i see things but you do have to play the game and i lucky enough i i teamed up with the homeless pimp man he's the best and he's so we've been working for two months he's picked me up 50,000 followers in two months. He's really good. My numbers are out of control. It's been so fun.

Dude, he's great. But also just like to hand over somebody your social media, not worry about it, know that it's taken care of. He came off of Nate Bargetzi's tour. He came to me being like, Ricky, enough. Do something with your social media. He's like, this is ridiculous. You have to do something. And then we just started up our stuff, and it's just been so fun.

Dude, on the subway, I saw some girl watching my clip. I was like, this is sick. I took a clip, a picture over her shoulder. She was sitting, and it totally looked like I took a picture of her breast. I was not doing that. It was fun. He's a great, there's two sides to it of like the actual production. And then, but like also just like the motivation of like, I know how to do it.

Here's how we're going to distribute it. All I need you to do is do it, you know? Yeah. And I'll take care of the rest. You have to do the work. And the best thing is we've done nothing but old material in the new podcast. So in the new year, we're just doing all new. We just come out all new stand-up.

Wow. And it's just going to be so fun. I go on the road with Aziz after that for March, April. And then I go into my own tour. Wow. Yeah. This year is going to be fun. I'm excited.

It's been very cool. Yeah, that's great. It's been very cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And do you think you would have done all that without Pimp? No shot. Really? No shot. I mean, listen, man, I've made a lot of my money in the last couple of years writing.

So it's been nice to step back from stand-up and do it when I want to have fun. But at the same time, learning that I can go on the road and do this stuff and grab some extra money on these weekends and go travel where i want to travel and perform it can it's going to be a lot of fun and like people are asking me to come out so like i'm pumped i'm pumped and the new shit is crazy man it's It's crazy. You've always been one of the best. But the best part now is like, you know, with how everything is, it's like, why not throw it all against the wall? And it's just so fun. And like there's no producer or this person or that person or this person telling me how to do it. So it's been nice.

Dude, a guy like Pimp who like he just gets the internet, understands the balance. He also makes you comfortable around the camera yeah that's huge i i can pretty much only be in front of the camera with like the two guys i work with like if it's not her or this other guy pabs like i i just feel awkward and i'm like if i if i gotta do multiple takes i feel like uh you know i don't know just yeah once if you can get beyond that with somebody it's like invaluable yeah no he's he's the best and we've been doing insane work it's so funny because like his name's mike lavin but everybody knows him as the homeless pimp yeah and like i heard chris distefano tell a story about like

how his kids call him pimp yeah i mean like he's at school they're at school being like pimp mom and chris and i'm like yeah got to call you Mike in my house, man. My kid goes to private school. I would not have known. If you really pushed me, I would not have known Mike. Really? I would have just said, I mean, he's on my phone. His home was pimped.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so funny. I try to keep it at Mike just so I'm not like talking like that in front of my kid. We got a guy here who we call him Steve and his name's Ryan. Why? He was quiet and didn't tell anybody his real name when he first got here? Yep. Wow.

I feel like that can happen to a few people in this office. No, listen to this. It's even worse. He used to call in our radio show when he was really young. So he was 15 when he called in. And we knew him as this 15-year-old Steve. And it was funny because he was a young – he was 15 when he called in and we knew him as this 15 year old steve and it was funny because he he was a young at that point barstool hadn't like blown up to the point that we had old and young it was like the same demo so all of a sudden when we found out that like kids were

listening and following it was like a big deal and so we he would regularly call him like 15 year old steve's on the line so then now he's 22. So he's graduating. He's coming for a job. But we call him 15-year-old Steve. In other words, Daypoint and I has been in touch with a 15-year-old boy. That's what I mean. So Ari comes here, and I'm like, that's 15-year-old Steve. And he's like, what the fuck does that mean?

He's like, come sit on my lap, 15-year-old Steve. I was like, of course, of course, Ari, of course. But in my mind, I'm like, that's just his nickname. When I realize that I'm talking to other people, I'm telling you that it's like a little boy. This is my associate. He's only a 15-year-old boy. Hey, I've known him just as long as his parents.

It's not much better when I'm like, no, no, no, he's 22. Don't worry. No, no, it was after he became a real man. And he looks, yeah. Yeah, I am trying to always keep up with the next thing though i was i was i'm trying to get you in on my uh my ai plot bro a lot of people around me would be upset if i got into the ai world no no see this is the problem people view my brother's a graphic artist huh my brother's a graphic artist and a very like decorated one done great work has like no one is

like what i'm doing with ai is not like let's replace artists with fucking ai what i'm doing is like you can use it to just manage all of your content in a in so much of a better way and and like help you create your content and just i think that when people think of ai or any technology as replacing something rather than just how can I use this to make my life easier and better, it's like just think of it that way and you'll be so far ahead of the fucking game, man. My homies too. AI being like, yeah, I can make a song. That sucks. Nobody likes that.

My oldest homie, he's about to turn 50 next year, but he looks 70. It's great. I love him. He's so funny oh shout out danny palmer and dude he's the funniest dude in the world but like chat gpt chat gtp gpt all right whatever it is has taken over his life completely it's insane he'll be like where should i go for my 50th birthday and now we're just going on an AI trip at this point, bro. It's unbelievable how he uses it.

He has it like he uses it for everything and how to get through his calendar set. It's wild, bro. He's just swallowed by the technology. When you're 50, man, anything to get you through the day. Come on. Dude, I think AI is great for eulogies. Just eulogies when you're asked not to do it. When you're asked to do one for someone you barely know.

Just throw a couple facts in there. You just give them the clip notes. They make it a little bit more sensitive. No, I mean, the thing I'm working on is actually I'm – It's for editing. Yeah, it's editing and managing your – And it's for making the world of – Yeah, like for someone like us, I have thousands of hours of backlogged shit.

And every time you're on the internet, you watch a clip that goes viral. It could be from two minutes ago. It could be from 20 years ago. It doesn't really matter as long as the subject matter is there and it's funny. So I'm like – we've got – also we were interviewing all of you guys, all the comics before the major boom. So it's like we did well with those, but we were almost too ahead of the games. And it's like I got all you guys hours and hours and hours of shit that I can just recycle and put out there when it's timely, when the topics we talk about go viral again. And now AI can look through the whole fucking catalog like that would you like you don't like as much as it important in your world like of just like content and the rest of that and making it like i'm not

kidding you i've had producers before sending me a deal asked to see my engagement yeah so it's like they're asking you basically how much are you worth? Yeah. It's wild to see. I believe it. It happened to me two movies ago where I was like, holy shit, like I need to start taking care of this. Yeah. I mean, it is – it's the way of the world now. You know what I mean? It's how people – I mean, the only TV more interesting – the only screen more interesting than your television is your phone.

You sit there with the TV on with another screen in front of you. It's right there. One in one. You have to, yeah, you have to participate in it. And I didn't want to, I didn't want to,

but there's ways of going about it where you don't have to take away everything from yourself. That's the thing. And that's what pimp was really good for. Right. You can use the same thing with AI too. It's like, you're not,

I'm not replacing what i do i'm making it 10 times easier so i can make 10 times as much you know that kind of stuff to me is i was just talking to jeff foxworthy i got to do a show with him man in atlanta where he kicks it yeah and he was saying he has like nine hours of unreleased material from his whole entire career. I was like, yeah, you need to put that up. Yeah. Like all that just needs to go. Totally.

Yeah. In one way or another, you know, it could be – I think DeStefano is doing something like every Sunday he puts up a new clip of his stand-up of just like material that's not quite good enough to be like on a special, but not like throwaway shit. And it's just like new stand-up all the time. I think Josh Johnson is the one that's really killing it right now.

Josh Johnson is on a different level and he's doing new shit at such a high level and putting it out there and just selling out everywhere. I get that you don't want to burn material and you want people to see it in the club and in the right format. but his stuff is pop culture josh gets up there and just does an hour breaking down the whole diddy case right like it's good have you seen it yet no no check

out josh johnson like his internet stuff that he's decided to do is incredible i mean you just see so many more people see it on the internet yeah and if you put the right production into it and enough care and it'll sound good right like you're gonna sit around and ask the crowd what they do for a job that that i think is where i think that's cut i think that's done i think that was a breaking point was the the crowd work stuff was like yeah it started out you know cool a couple good moments and then it became like A, not really actually crowd work. Imagine if the assassin got hit with some crowd work in between. What do you do for a living?

Just fucking clock the comic, dude. That third one, man, when he fixed that gun, bro. That's some scary shit. He's not a professional. Yes, he is. He knows what the fuck he's doing. He gave me a gun with a silencer

he's at least semi-pro yeah right that shit he's playing in Europe alright as I was saying to my boy Ricky

I am always trying to be one step ahead of the game I'm always trying to see what's next and be on that wave I was ahead of the curve on podcasting

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Yeah, we got some stuff going. That's one of the best odd couples I've ever seen. Dude, it's so funny. It's just so fun. He just lets me be me around him, and it's really, really fun. Do you write like – what do you write with him, like your shit or his shit? So right now me and him uh don't have a project going together he uh he has something going on i actually started working uh with judah miller who

i met during king of stan island and um i'm actually working with uh david bernad who's the producer on white lotus oh so we just figured out something that we're going into together and we're really excited about it and that like came all together at uh a week before thanksgiving wow so yeah i'll have more on that um uh coming in the next couple weeks but it's been it's been a lot of fun so so you think so are you you said primarily you've been making money at writing yeah but you think that's like your main thing from now on or you can just kind of float back and forth when you want to

float back and forth when you're not writing get out what a way to live man yeah it's been nice because that's nice if it's like I did a movie this summer

which was really sick I did the Now You See Me 3 with Woody Harrelson I got to do some scenes with Woody that's a great series I like that

dude Woody's the man yeah he's cool he's the coolest guy ever I'll tell this story only because I've seen people tell stories about him okay Woody. That's a great series. I like that. Dude, Woody's the man. Yeah, he's cool. He's the coolest guy ever. I'll tell this story only because I've seen people tell stories about him. Okay. Last day of shooting, he's like,

Ricky, I reckon you smoke weed. I reckon you're right, Woody. you got me pinned, man. But I hadn't smoked since I got to Budapest because I don't bring weed to other countries. Smart man. And he's like, when we get back to set, let's smoke.

And it's our last day. And I was like, awesome. I'm about to go smoke weed with Woody. Talk about bucket list, bro. Dude, like straight up, like this is it. And there's one lane here. And then the other lane is like a mile away. You can see it in the distance.

And Woody gets out before me. And two cars ahead of me gets into a car accident and i'm stuck behind it for 40 minutes so dude i get back to base camp where all of our trailers are and they i had they have to cover all my tattoos so i have makeup all over me but i'm like fuck it i'm going home with this makeup on today i have to catch woody i go by his trailer his car is gone no and i'm broken i'm like i'm in the middle of the fucking farms in budapest fuck these things i haven't smoked in weeks this is my last day

and then i go back to my trailer and he rolled me jays and left them for me dude wow what a guy this is the coolest fucking way this could have went i was gonna say second to like smoking with him and dude they were sloppy like roll too and it's just such a woody roll like looked like he did it in one hand like this it was just like amazing but yeah working with him how serious he takes the script, how much fun. And then in the beginning, they were like, stick to script. And then they were like, yo, Woody, we were working with Ruben Flesher.

Actually, Santino's in the movie too. But we were working with Ruben Flesher. He had done Venom. He had done a few of these other movies with Eisenberg and whatnot. And he was like, yo, he's from the Apatow people. He likes to do improv. And then I just spent the next two days just, no, but competition with Woody of who can make who laugh. That's fucking awesome. And it was so fun.

And he would hear things and be like say that every time now like he he's that involved with the script which was really fucking dude watching guys like that who you know are funny but then they can do serious shit and like you just like when you reach a certain age where you've been in the game for so long and it's like oh they can do it can do it all you know bro these guys are professionals and yo you get lost in that those baby blues he has bro that guy has some eyes

on him man dude he's been doing it for a long time now real long time real long time and he's cool as hell he was great in True Detective I love that

oh yeah dude he's just great everywhere he goes like it can he can be anywhere he's just awesome

and everybody loves him that's the other thing you meet those guys and you're like oh okay that yeah that's good yeah i mean sometimes you meet somebody and you're like i want to say like that's a guy who if he did not live up to the hype and if he was kind of like an asshole or whatever that would crush you know what i mean yeah it would suck dude find out that like woody harrelson's not like woody harrelson you know who's the who's the uh who's like like the most you've ever been disappointed by? It's funny.

I've definitely softened towards it, but it was Louis before the case. Louis before he got caught taking out his dick. He was never nice before that. Really? Yeah. Yeah, and that's why I think a lot of people cheered against him. Yeah. Not specifically to you.

You just mean in general. No, no, specifically to me. Oh, to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just didn't get along at first. But we've, like, over time have, like, we're cordial. We say hi. You'll ask me about my son.

Like, he's a cool guy now. Interesting, yeah. But I think, like, there was definitely a place where he was just on such a level where he wasn't even trying to be around nobody yeah yeah well i mean it's funny how that you know sometimes you get knocked down i think it had to do a lot with like why like it went so far and yeah yeah being like that right dude i mean there's that there's that jimmy fallon like interview between him and have you ever seen it i don't think so. Where Louis tells him on Fallon that he didn't give him a job because he was too good looking. And Fallon sits there and he's like, ugh.

You watch Fallon process. What the fuck? What the fuck? I wanted that job. I was a young kid. I wanted – yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. That's shitty.

I mean, dude, some people – That's the game though, I guess. Some people – I mean, this job is competition. People take it to a different level, but like, yeah. And then, I mean, once, once the hate train is out, like we were talking the other day about just how many people hate Drake right now. Well, it's the sad part about Jay-Z is no matter what, even if he's completely fucking innocent, he's always going to have this stain.

There are people who want that to be true. Yeah. Like if I could say to some of these people no that all has to come from the right too dude there's so much of like these celebrities and hollywood and this and that so like all that right shit is them being like look we told you right dude they're killing babies they're drinking blood i think if i could say to them like would you rather there be no child victim or you get to like pin jay-z but there is like rape occurred i think they would be like we want that do you know gavin gavin matts uh i don't think so he posted the other day 500 000 or dinner with jay-z dude i was dying dude i don't know i mean hove came back so quickly that it makes me feel like

he's probably i don't know like usually if you are guilty of something you're a little more measured with your response he like right away was putting out like a statement that was very kind of like casually written well you got to understand like also with that with pr and the rest of that they knew that was coming yeah they had that locked like, also with that, with PR and the rest of that, they knew that was coming for weeks. Yeah, they had that locked and loaded. Like, that's been something that their companies, Crisis PR and the rest of that have been trying to take care of. But see, the problem, though, is, like, I don't know. There does seem to be some weird, fishy circumstances with that.

But what people are going to start doing is being like, hey, it's a little weird that he was, like, hanging out with Beyonce, like, right when she turned 18. You know what i mean like even if even if like those charges don't stick they start to look at like the rest of everything you do and how you behave and shit so it's like there's been uh there's been a bunch of that around rap forever rap dodged the me too movement big time big time it seems like the reckoning's here right right but i you know like imagine being drake who like, yes, there's some weird fucking, he was on stage with that girl for his show. Never liked him. That was weird. But when Diddy is an actual pedophile and everyone's running around calling you the pedophile, that would drive me fucking insane, dude.

I mean, he's definitely not having a good year. Drake is not having a good year. He's not having a good year. The Super Bowl is going to be brutal for him. But also, his hate is fueling the amount of people who hate him is putting Kendrick on another level. But, dude, the Drake young girl thing has been a thing like the Louie takes out his dick thing that we have all

heard but we don't say anything about yeah but like for years is there any like actual i don't know just talking to millie bobby brown is inappropriate like that is weird i think that's very weird that's a weird behavior right i've been on sets where like there are younger people there i stay away from them completely right just there are times here where i'm like those are kids i don't even want to be in the same room alone with like some of the interns or something like that just being like i thought you were gonna say the rizzler when he came here a couple months ago no joke i mean a lot of famous people have come through with this yeah i've never seen the office like it okay i want one

of these dudes changed his flights he was supposed to fly to somewhere and he was like i gotta i gotta meet the rizzler i'm a huge rizzler fan he's eight i'm really against the boom guy i hate the boom guy the boom guy they all came together okay do you notice they all don't blink during every every video they post none of them blink they They just, dude, it's really scary. Justice, man, that kid's going to have a rough, rough, rough life. I guess. And now the dad's just wrestling. Yeah, the wrestling's weird.

The wrestling. I'm a wrestling fan. I just think it's fucking weird. I just think like. That clip of when they were like behind the scenes where the dad was like, no, say it this way. And then I'll say it that way. And then you say it this way. And was like oh this kid probably fucking hates are they trolling at all i think they're very like they're aware of what's what's happening at this

point you know what i mean i don't think they're like just still like let's do the boom videos because they're fun i think they're like let's we need to keep this train rolling you know but i mean i dude i couldn't believe it. I was like, Feidelberg, he's even less plugged in. Like, he doesn't know any of this shit. So they were like, do you want a cookie? And he was like, yeah, sure. Like, what kind of cookies you got?

And they were like, double chocolate chunk cookies, bro. Like, what do you mean? And he was like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you, like, owned chocolate chip cookies. I didn't know that. You know what I mean? Like, these guys are acting like they invented fucking chocolate chip cookies.

Does Costco even claim them? I don't think so. I mean, you would think by now they would have done that, right? So there's a reason why they're not. Even I was talking to Sam Morrell, and he played in the celebrity game at the Knicks and whatnot. And he said the Rizzler came out. And he said he looked over and Dolan was smiling ear to ear. Like, just he said the Rizzler came out and he said he looked over and Dolan was smiling ear to ear.

Like just looking at the Rizzler. The Rizzler is like, he's, he's, he's funny. He's like, I can, I can get down with that. The other one weirds me out. The other one weirds me out. And I feel, I feel like justice is going to go through a really hard stage that we're all gonna have to watch yeah and that's gonna make us all very sad it's gonna be a netflix doc on

that one day it's like it's gonna be like that uh homeless guy that had a good voice on the side of the road or the axe wielding hobo like it going to be one of those. Yeah, back when going viral meant you went viral. Justice takes out the CEO of Costco. Everybody wants to be the boss, dude. Everybody wants to be the boss. The NBA season is in full swing. We are smack in the middle of the NBA Cup. And DraftKings has got you covered for any

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cheese he introduced me to cheese the whole genre of cheese never fucked with any of it nothing no and then we just started playing a game which was called will ricky eat it and he takes me to all like these really nice restaurants and now i just eat a really nice shit like cheeseburger you wouldn't have cheese no grilled cheese you wouldn't have no never had a grilled cheese Actually the first person Grilled cheese is fucking fire I now eat grilled cheese Yeah

I go to Bedford cheese And get some wild shit From my grilled cheese What's your favorite cheese They got that truffle one That's pretty wild I hate truffle Why do you have truffle

I just don't like the taste of it Okay It had a guacamole moment Yeah where it just And now it's just Forced on everything Yeah yeah yeah It's chilling now

I'm having I'm on this kick right now I'm eating salt and pepper sartori cheese. I don't even know. Oh my God. Where are you getting that from? Little mozzarella?

No, no, no. Drop that at your house? It's a good, it's a Wegmans grocery store by me that has this cheese section that is like. Yeah, Wegmans in the city now. Oh yeah?

Yeah. It's down on the Astor place. Wegmans is fire. Wegmans has a lot of good shit. No, it's definitely a game changer game changer for the real fucking deal you'll spend like 500 in there but it is it is is it really considered expensive i mean it's everything is everything in the city is expensive so i'm just like crazy

i got where you living what i live three blocks away from here bro but the other thing is like i like that new york city now has airport prices so when you go to the airport everything just the same fucking price there's no sticker you know it's just like uh this isn't up this is just regular we're just walking around delta prices everywhere shout out delta love delta delta we're a delta company too are you yeah we do a lot of delta delta is the best you ever fly any of those others yuck not really to be honest i'm always on delta yeah i mean they don't hit all the routes but they're pretty solid yeah for for you know what i'm doing yeah it's like the the major spots are you an austin guy

you go to austin a lot my brother's down there really yeah so uh he's a graphic artist and he's worked for some like huge companies he's really talented he's really impressive um he's a graphic artist, and he's worked for some huge companies. He's really talented. He's really impressive. AI's probably better, bro. Yeah, I mean, he's just a man. And so I go down there to visit, but the only time I've ever done stand-up there, which is interesting, was during South by Southwest,

which is a very liberal, liberal festival. So I've never gotten to go do the other world of it that right um i'm gonna definitely make my way down there soon yeah um i mean me and shane are cool like i got people down there it'll be a fun time yeah would you ever leave new york uh i feel like if you stayed to this point you'll probably stay here forever no actually listen my wife actually just got assaulted for the third time here on the streets no way of chelsea um yeah it's not even that you know it's not even like a bad neighborhood uh no i guess it is apparently though yeah i mean the just they had a public go fund me but like comedy seller uh manager just got pushed up the stairs but uh by somebody and had 22 stitches put in her head. Jesus.

I kind of hold my breath when my wife leaves the house. Yeah. And I'm kind of tired of that. And I have a young kid that I don't want to explain the world that he's in right now to. So you think you are going to leave? I don't know. Would you stick around here, like, still local or would you get the fuck out? I was thinking, we were thinking west

chester for a minute um i don't drive bro i'm like need a ride i'm gonna be like hitting you dog being like yo dog i'll drive you around let's get an uber down to your house can i come to the city for the day i get it like if you if you're a city kid there's really no reason but like you don't think you could drive if i no i could drive. I drive cars, but I don't have a license. Okay, but you could if you wanted to. Yeah, I can drive a car. Okay. I've driven cars.

Yeah, I don't get when people are like, I can't drive. It's like, yes, you can. You can figure it out. Yeah, I've only been stopped once without a license, and I won't do that again. I've learned that lesson. I went to court again today. For what? I got pulled over the other day, and I had a ticket where you pay the ticket, but then there's this driver assessment fee. It's another $70 for the DMV just tries to fuck you, and I didn't pay that.

I paid the ticket, but I didn't pay that part of it. And so that was like years ago. So it was like, missed your payment, missed your payment, missed your payment. And all of the mail was going to my old address, and I just didn't know it was happening so when i got pulled over again they were like your license is super suspended it's been suspended for like you know years because of this thing so now i i had to go to court for it and this lawyer i got this like public defender guy who like works at like dude why are you using public defense well it's just like that's not for you dude so listen oh dude bro so i i'm like it's a it's a whole thing it's in the town that we just there was this tragic story where

this woman got murdered in east chester new york and we we did a huge fundraiser for them and it's in this town where it happens all cops know me and shit okay like this we're trying to like help you out and we're trying to make sure – whatever. But I do have to show up and I was like – the guy there is like, I handle the traffic violations. He's like, you can bring in your own lawyer. You can just go with me. I'm like, I don't necessarily assign you this public defender. Okay.

So he's like asking me like what's your annual income and what are your – what's your – like what's your net worth? Yeah. And I'm like – as I started to answer questions, he was kind of – I was like I'm a podcaster. He's like, okay, whatever. And then as we start to get to the money, I watch him kind of go like, really? Okay. And I was,

I was, I couldn't even like, I was like mumbling. I was like, well, as he's watching you like clean out your pool for the third time on Instagram, this polar bastard. How much you worth?

And he was like, he goes, he writes, he goes, oh, you definitely don't qualify for this. But I like still use them anyway. But he's great. But he's like, I'm going to have to go back to court like two or three more times. It's crazy. Why do you need to go to court? Why don't you just pay it?

Because there's. Are you getting points? There's something going on right now at the DMV. How many points are you allowed to have? 13. That's a lot of points. And what's going on right now is I could get anywhere from 0 to 11. So if I get, like, 11, I'm, like, fucked. Okay, okay, okay.

So he was, like, if we need to, like, take this for real. So he's got to, like, he's, like, we need to adjourn this and talk to the DMV. And at first I was, like, let's just be done with this. And he was, like, you might get 11 points. And I was, like, all right, well, then we got to like, he's like, we need to adjourn this and talk to the DMV. And I, at first I was like, let's just be done with this. And he was like, you might get 11 points. And I was like, all right, well then we got to take it. Okay. But it's. Yeah.

I'm not going to get a car. There's no reason. You can't, you cannot go to Westchester and not have a car. You can. You can. I mean, you can. You can. It would probably not be great.

Yeah. You got one kid. I stay inside, man. I'm an inside guy, bro. Yeah, so why I need this car? Like team indoors, bro. Between Uber Eats. Bro, the amount of shit I get delivered is crazy.

I saw somebody Instagram them getting a PS5 through. Totally. I got a controller sent to the house the other day. Wow. Yeah. You can get, I mean, everything. And it's, you know, it's expensive. You can get flowers.

Did you know that? Bro, I'm telling you, you can get everything. You can get Plan B. You can get flowers. I went to a Mulaney show last night. His new all-in, the Broadway show Mulaney's doing.

It's unbelievable. It's just silly and you leave with your heart happy. Yeah. But I sent them two dozen roses from Uber Eats. You didn't even give it to them? just got delivered no i just had them delivered to stage door dude i got a picture of melania with two dozen roses last night are you boys with him oh he's the man yeah i mean i

jumped on the road for with him for over a year but yeah we're close friends i never know if you know there's love like that like if we're around each other a lot? Yeah. Because I mean you guys have all been around each other. No, me and Malaney are very close. Yeah, he's the fucking man. Yeah, our kids, everybody. I haven't met his newest child, but yeah, we're close. I love a guy who I feel like he had some secrets or skeletons or whatever, and then he kind of bared his soul, put it all out there,

and then people accepted it. It wasn't his soul put it all out there and then people like accepted it it wasn't like the end for him you know what i mean if anything it's probably like but it's there's something nice about everybody gets to slip up and he came back and he you know like my wife always says like the move is to always go back to work like when people disappear that's the problem because all they remember is that thing she was like like tiger woods just went and won right like and then everybody's like nothing else matters like it was just like he took that hit of the 18 or whatever but john went to work and like i'm still funny amazing you love my special you love my show hard and he shows you who he is with

his family he's a really great he also has just like great material he's also the best writer in the world and can make you laugh and like he does so many characters situation in this new play he's playing different characters and it's unbelievable like it's so funny it's it was i got to go to the dress rehearsal. I think it actually opens tonight. Oh, shit. I was going to say, I didn't even know about this. Feidelberg's a big Broadway guy, so I'm sure he'll be all over it. Dude, what's going on with him?

He's fashion and Broadway? This is what he's doing? You have my boy. I have him, Miss Red. You have my boy, Pedro. I have him, Miss Red. That's been him. That's been him. He is all together at the same time.

He'll wake up in bed covered in Reese's peanut butter cups but he'll also throw on a three piece suit and go to Broadway those are the only stories that go viral about him not when he's critiquing Wicked how come Barstool doesn't push those more I would say he goes to 10-15 Broadway shows a year

you need to start an art corner with him where he sits there with a scarf on and gives reviews of shit, dude. That would be great. The fact that he's doing that and actually takes like. He'll tell you everything you need to know about Broadway right now. What's hot, what's not, who's coming next. Well, the main thing, the cast switches out.

So it's like, it's amazing. Would you ever do something like that? Broadway? Yeah. It's a different animal, right? Probably later, later, later. Yeah. I have two things in front of me right now that I'm really excited to give out.

So once that's out, I'll rethink everything. Let's go. Yeah. Love to hear it, man. Glad that things are going well. It's cool, man. It's easy. Happy New Year, right?

Yeah, man. What are you doing for the New Year? Probably be inside. Just staying home? Just probably be staying inside. I'm going to Charleston. What's there? I love Charleston. Reallyon really dude it's new orleans with class i went once for a bachelor party it was good it's the it's new orleans with class people

don't get that fucked up people aren't it doesn't smell like piss everywhere it's the fucking classy new orleans i like that it's great so you just go down to chill i go down there uh i've been down there like for two three different new years now you got a spot down there you just like no i always say there's a hotel called the dewberry and it used to be a bank that they turned into a hotel and it's like this antique thing it's really cool and like beautiful and it's fun and just go down there and you get to wear like a spring jacket and yeah yeah yeah maybe you should some of the best restaurants there too colbert lives down there danny mcbride lives down there like there's so many people that spend their time

down there i really do like it and i guess it's just not florida yeah it's like you i just got back as close as you get to florida without being in florida so i spend a lot of time in florida yeah my summer my summer i usually spend one of the months if I'm traveling a ton, with the kid down in Florida. And we do it. And it's the off season, which is great because no one's around. And we went down there for Thanksgiving, man. And politic identity is the craziest thing I've ever seen. And that whole world is swallowed by it.

I've never seen more Tesla trucks, the cyber trucks and then it's just like they can't help themselves but talk about it's all like they think about everything relates back to it dude my wife got punched in the face right before this my wife got punched in the face the day after election day no way on 18th and 6th at noon okay from behind random from behind yeah and we told the people in florida that they had heard about it and they were like they were migrants right and we're like no it was actually like a white no no it was migrant it was like homeless white man and they're like but the migrants took over the homeless shelter and now the homeless man and i was like dude not everything in the world we're like yeah it's the migrants whatever you want to hear

the political identity is a really like weird thing and it's also interesting to watch comedians be in it because never in the history of comedy have comedians been on the side of a president i know that's not okay and people are like oh ricky you like biden i made biden made fun of biden three years ago in my special so much so that i got invited to the white house because of it really and it's like that was cool but wasn't going to make me slow up on Biden. Right. But like people always see it like red and blue now where it's like. I'll be honest, man. You know, it's, it's, it's, as a podcaster, I like seeing how, how big and, and, and popular and influential podcasting has become.

On the other hand, I'm like, I don't think we need to be engaging with this world. You know what I mean? But I mean, I mean, comedy is engulfed in it that's what i mean it's like i just don't think i don't know to me that should be it should be interesting to see how it plays out and it's only getting more and more ingrained in it you know no especially with at least with this administration. Dude. When he just gets, does he do Rogan more? I feel like he'll have like a standing. Or why doesn't he just start his own pod, dude?

I've always thought about that. Like he crushes all the other forms of media right now. If you just had the Donald Trump show once a week, once a month. Well, that's what the next four years will be. Remember he had a speech daily. Yeah.

Like that was my favorite thing Shane said in his special. Like he misses the speeches. And it's true, dude. He would come in just to talk shit on somebody you didn't even know. I can't wait for it. Like he needs to formalize it on a show though. It'd be like,

you know, have fucking ad breaks in the middle. Promo code, promo code Trump for your fucking underwear. You know, it's going gonna be a while four years and i'm pumped for it yeah let's go yeah he's john came back to the daily show man yo honestly if i feel like if john daily if uh john stewart doesn't leave the daily show i think

like the political landscape would have been different i feel like he kept people in check with that show maybe i i mean i think he's just brilliant and he's awesome really i would vote for him for president uh yeah but at the same time he doesn't want it right i got to go on the road with him this year really oh yeah i think he's we did like 10 stops together he's like bucket list for me if i could get him on the show that yeah i think he's we did like 10 stops together he's like bucket list for me if i could get him on the show that'd be like he is dude i think the coolest nicest guy and no matter where he is a warm pizza shows up that's all he does he doesn't drink no smoking nothing he's like a fucking new yorker he's the man yeah he's comedy bruce springsteen dude so you've been on the road and worked with everybody at this point, huh?

A good amount, and then no. Who's on your list of people you have on? I'm done after this. I've done it all. I need to really focus in on my tour and my people and bringing my people out. That's why it's been so great to bring Pimp on, because we've been able to figure out, oh, the second half of the year, we're going to be able to go out and i'll build so we're going to pretty much drop everything right before i go out with aziz and then during aziz's tour i'll just figure out my new stuff that i'm going to go out with in uh the top of this second quarter third quarter yeah great shit man yeah yeah proud of you dog

you're doing thank you man thank you for always having me and always being kind. For sure. I like the new setup. The last setup was not as good. I felt like everything was like four inches higher. I don't, what was, when he was last here, was it? It was a seat that I fell into deep. Yeah, yeah.

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