KFC Radio - Rico Bosco Relives His Cornerback Glory Days - Full Episode

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

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Hey KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcast Spotify or YouTube Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music Was like on safety corner size a very slow we did a lot of zone cover Bosco was a corner actually we did a lot of zone covers. We did a lot of zone covers. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. The old dog is here. What's up? What's up? Bosco in the building.

What did you do last night? Fights got a little leak. I couldn't sleep. I rewatched the episode of Surviving Barstool so I got a little leak I couldn't sleep I rewatched the episode of surviving boss the one I got knocked out just to relive the pain By the way think about what this is where could this leak have come from? This is the fucking the Atlantic like it was a leak I fucking told you dude I don't think I would have done it if I You're a sick fuck If I didn't get this close though like if I went out before the jury or this and that

like you'd be like whatever yeah I got this fucking close I felt that way Honestly I find it very silly but I also respect it where it's like look you know Brady's back there Brady's watching that 2007 Super Bowl he's like I was fucking right there man Randy Moss's fingertips were right there. It's like poker players. They said they can't remember the hands they won. They can remember the hands they lose. I mean, I have never gone back and watched, but I think about my season all the time.

Yeah. All the time. We should have just fucking stabbed Will right in the back. Yeah, I don't ever think about it. The season's easy. Should have hit a bean bag. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that one's different though. The season's easy. I should hit a beanbag Yeah Well that one's that was it. Yeah, it's different though I the only thing that bothers me is I don't know if you remember this but there was we were lined up To do the torches to walk, you know, you like stand by the by the game time room

Yeah, and we were walking in and I had said to you Right, right. Maybe like a vote before my vote I got booted and I was like we got to get through this and then me and you were making moves fuck everybody else yeah we're going after everybody like it's just me and you no other alliances because I think Che had just fucked me and and and I met Will I met everybody and but I got caught up in the play with my heart but I but that's the only thing that bothers me is because there was a moment where I knew it like

we got to just go me and you and nobody else and then I went back on that But I would never go back and watch it, bro That's just that's just you're going for punishment. I was this close on the challenge through those balls slipping out Yeah, it is what it is. It's just one of those. Yeah, I couldn't sleep. You need something to put on I go Seinfeld but Comfort TV instead of like torture yourself with one of your biggest L's? That's what it is. I have something from last episode that I would like to address real quick.

I do as well. Okay, first of all, I'm done doing gossip. We get the story from one person. I believe Dante. So I don't think Dante was whatever. Also, I mean... Wait, you believe Dante in what what he said exactly what we did. But he wasn't being evil.

He like he was he's he's dumb. He's dumb. We have to understand. Yeah. He and the perfect example came right before I walked in here. I was looking at Twitter, Dante replying to a cons tweet, and he just asked if the whole Atlantic thing you use intentional or hacked Really? He just doesn't the obvious thing. It was a mistake the obvious thing. I never crosses down Liam just grabbed me for stool scenes. It's like all he had to do was just be like, ah, I'm sorry I made a mistake fucked up, you know, I think

Evil but I Maybe we portrayed a little more that way. But I think the whole thing always was more of like, I'm mad. It's not going well for me. And I'm not thinking about anybody else but myself. That's true. That is true. But he is just dumb.

Yeah. Like, I don't know. I think he thinks about himself. Of course. Of course. Yeah. That is very true. I don't think it was it was evil I but I do think it was like I It's I think what's happening to me is unfair and rather than just taking my L I'm gonna bring up other people and and not recognize that that's probably gonna fuck them over to yes. That's all true

It's just cuz of dumbness. Yeah, yeah I think dumb and selfish together is a bad combo It is and then that starts to border on It's not intentional, but your actions have ramifications for other people when you're dumb and selfish if you're just dumb You're just dumb dumb and selfish now. I can fuck over over other people Well own wrong calm yeah, no, but but Liam described he said he was like a sad puppy dog. I don't know what he said. Oh, I didn't even see that.

I just saw Quigs' clip. Quigs just, it's not, I don't know. You gotta be careful with Quigs. As far as I understand, it's not AI. The, it's just the opening hymns turning on his camera. And he's on a construction site. And they're blaring loud music. And he's just like, sorry about the music. I can't get away. Yeah

That would almost be funny it was funny You know what's funny. I got the other fucking asshole gas text me and he goes this is none of my business But this is a funny text thread a tweet thread. I was like it's none of your business But here you are fucking texting me about it And I go you motherfucker like what do you mean that it's none of your business? You're doing it. He goes, I said none of my business. It was like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy. As long as you say none of your business, then you're not actually gossiping. Between Dante and Gaz, I'm in the mud with the two biggest

podsters. The only take I had from that was if you have a lane at Borstal, you shouldn't block other people from coming into that lane. There's plenty of room for everyone. You know what I mean? Yo, the amount of people who don't get when you're doing things like that is scary. Like when you're doing the Alabama thing, you didn't even go to Alabama, Rico. I was like, yeah, I see. Rico, you have so many of those that I'm aware of, and I'm not necessarily aware of them, but I'm aware they exist, that sometimes when you just say dumb things

I'm like he had no idea. Yeah Recently with they I think they did it because of the dozen the geography one. Yes, dude, you know what? I was like it was they were like countries with Jay and I was like, uh, not your pay. Oh, yeah That's a confident flight school But you want to know why wait that one was real, right? That was first that was yeah Yeah, I was gonna say so you're right now. He's playing that whole joke. I know you thought Japan was I did for a second Yeah, I Confident whatever I watched that that whole clip and I forgotten about that day and all that stuff. I was so

Animated and like antsy because I had a joke that I wanted to say but I don't think the dozen would allow it but what I wanted to say was Rico we call that Israel nowadays. The I didn't think doesn't would be like wait what was the he said Jews back is to hand. I didn't know the case you radio. I don't know if I could be on the case you radio junk I can be on the dozen be like Jews beckistan. We call that Israel. Yeah I realized how bad that sounds that wasn't the intention. I just know there's a bunch of We call it Israel I mean I hear what you're saying about the gossip, but also at the same time

it was very funny that um when I Think Dante was like mixing up with rocket when he did his whole Barstool Glory Days thing the other day. And I was like, this is vintage Barstool. What was that? He was just, when Jared was talking about the Glory Days of Barstool over it, Dante was chiming in on that and mixing it up and talking about, I think he agreed with him being like, these are the Glory Days, you know? And then, or whatever it was.

The Glory Days are always five years ago. But I'm just saying that'm like it like they're Good ask someone else like they would the glory days at one point were Fucking King Richard's Fair once we moved to Milton No, I'm sorry once we moved to New York and now they're yeah the glory is or when we moved to New York There are people who don't even know the real glory is because they're they weren't around right five years ago Yeah, I think Nikki smokes just posted that burrito video. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that first Yeah, he says this is why P guys a legend. You're kind of like YP. Yeah, I like the new idiot

Yeah, that's what's interesting is you could get hard here without knowing the foundation of now. Yeah. Yeah I think it was a time where it was almost like you wouldn't even be Interviewing or in the mix if you didn't know us now. It's just like you know the name Yeah, you know for better or worse, you know, I liked liked it I think I liked it when there was when it was the glory days yeah but you do right this is the very what Nikki's doing the you do I respect that cuz it's oh it's like if look I'm respect what like not knowing like I respect but I were not not respect I respect him being like I'm gonna go figure it out

Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz like or and being real about it like like don't fake it if you don't know Yeah, like when I'm trying to think of like an accurate franchise. I Don't know I'll just go Patriots but like when the Patriots get like draft the player He's it didn't grow up a Pats die hard, but you know, you like the guy when he comes in He's like I honor up a pats diehard, but you know you like the guy when he comes in he's like I honor Tom Brady I respect them. Yeah, I don't watch them. You know I know about fucking Rodney Harrison You're like oh this guy fucking his homework. He did his homework. He got involved in this alright. Yeah, I do respect that Let's also call a spade a spade. There's so much content within the last five years imagine going back 12 10

Yeah, you know what I mean? There's a lot to consume. There's so much that even I forget yeah, I'm interested to see how There's so much that even I forget. Yeah, exactly. I'm interested to see how Dave's book's going to go, because I regret every day not writing a journal, just keeping a couple notes. So here's what happened today. You know what I mean?

Because there's just so much that you forget. I, that was something my parents told me all the time. I keep a minimum of a journal, more like notes. But we have a journal. We've been posting it. Right, right, right. But I think there's something like, it's almost like, it's overwhelming to be like, I have

to go sift through all of our content versus like, here's what I know I was thinking. You can just go through these pages. But yeah, we have a, we have we have a real also that journal keep in shape. You ever tried no fucking sucks, right? It did I did it. I was living in Boston still and I did it for Maybe a month or two months and maybe it's easier if at the time we were writers So like yeah, it's easier if you're not because I would start and I have like five pages on Microsoft Word we should almost do a

spoken like at the end of the night you have like an Alexa just you just say a couple things and it writes yeah you know because even I say this now I mean I wish I did it it's like we'll start now right and you'll have one for when you're 50 you regret I was about to say 40. I'm already there. You regret all the stuff you missed back. You know what I mean? But it's like, just start now and then, you know, it's like everything in life. It's like, oh, I missed the chance.

Like, well, start fucking now and you'll get there. But I think the Dante thing is like vintage barstool. It's like, I don't know. This is a bunch of like misinformed game of telephone, gossip, argue, yell, and give a good move. I don't know. I feel like Dante maybe is really upset. Like I thought of this is like if there was Barstool radio,

we would have done this on the radio and be done. And that's that. Yeah. And I also I do want to say I don't think Vinny's totally innocent in all this. I think he catches feelings too. And he feels a little rivalry with Dante as well. Yeah. I don't know who's ever acted on it, but I can tell that they just have a weird

music nerd thing going. It's not music sure plays a part. It's Italian. The Italians, yes. Yeah, the guineas are brutal. They're tough. It's just two Italians. Nothing like two Italians going at it. I saw someone in the comments was just like, it was very funny. It was just like, you know, this is what happens when Italians open their mouth or something like just blatantly. Like Italians are so god damn dumb. I will say we're going to do gossip.

We're going to do more. Okay. It was short lived. We're back. Yeah. Well, Pat wanted Dante to come on out and about. Uh huh. And because Pat is a... Pat will step on his own grandmother for clicks.

You know what I mean? That and he admittedly so. Like he's been gay for 10 years for it. This guy sucks. Yeah, you know, I'm sucking dick for 10 years. I don't know. But he invited invited Dante on, I believe. And Vinnie didn't like that.

And I told Pat, I think you should at least talk to Vinnie first and like clear that or maybe not clear it because you're the boss But say we're gonna do this not just if somebody came to me and was just like if you were just like hey I'm having your enemy on the show, and you didn't talk to me about it. I'd be like well. That's a little fucked up Yeah Which brings us to our next thing bring in helmet guy But I did think I was like I wouldn't I wouldn't do that Jackie I wouldn't like or I would tell her hey we got an opportunity to do a monster episode actually I don't even know if I would do that anymore but there was a

time where I'd be like we got to get these numbers and you gotta do this. I would do whatever almost whatever interview for this. So that's kind of what I was saying to Vinny is you know he was he was sort like, I'm getting the vibe that like Pat prioritizes like the show over me and like my feelings and opinions. And I was like, yeah. You just getting that vibe now, Vin? Yeah, bro. And that's like, I mean- Welcome to Pick'em. Welcome to Rigo's life. I mean, but that is the name of the, I mean, part of me, I feel like I'm at a point maybe where personally I don't, I'm not totally consumed with views and performance but like there's a time in your career especially where they're trying to make it big

you gotta. Yeah. And it's like yeah, yeah that's the name of this game. When you, I think the gossip becomes a lot easier to handle and all this shit becomes a lot easier to handle when you, if you just view it as like this is the job and now we're gonna do this storyline and when it's like your first time or you just view it as like this is the job and now we were gonna do this storyline and When you said your first time or you're in it really deep for the first time you're like freaking out It's like we're gonna hopefully you'll do this 20 more times before your career is over. Yeah I do see that though I mean obviously like I'm a fucking pillar example of like the balance does get difficult where you like hold like you yeah, you're providing

Content in the storyline. It's good to be in the storyline It is a show but then you have to balance the personal feelings. Well, you know what the problem at Barstool is? There's no afterwards. There's no aftercare. You just get fucked and tossed to the curb. If afterwards it was like an attaboy, pat on the back, maybe a bonus, but not even really the money.

More just like like hey like good episode that was awesome and I know that was tough for you but like good shit instead it's like it's really not like this is just work it is all personal you know what I mean but it is like Yeah. Yeah. There's there's no there's no break. It's just. Lube off legs in the air. You know the deal. It's Bonnie Blue, bro. It's the tides keep coming. And I think everything all of this would always go a long way. But Dave has always said he's not like a he doesn't lead by like positive Reinforcement so you're not gonna get that but I think it's very honest the way lays it out like he said he said one time

He's like you're here to be talked about good bad or ugly right so I get on board But the thing is you're never too loud, but it's like but you'd never talk about me good Theoretically you could you never will I mean and and that's you know we got to where we're at doing it that way And I'd say it worked out pretty well, but sometimes I do think like well maybe we could have got that much further or things would be a little bit different or better if there was also just like a No, not even like a I'm sorry like that was hard for you I don't expect that but just like hey, that was a good episode because we did all this shit, but don't don't hold your breath No, I do think there's some people not involved that will be like hey you went through the ring or like you're you know

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Part of me was a little like, the tables were turned. I might have been like, you're such a yes guy, and you just do it, and you're going to do it, and you're going to crush it. But I might have been like, I don't think I'm ready for that I don't want to do that and now I'm kind of like stuck in this no I think I was like Wait a minute. Maybe I shouldn't have done it. I'll say this. I've had two real rough nights of sleep I was like, oh November's perfect. You have enough time to get there. But then I was like, it's a long time

I think about it He said do it tomorrow and you just had to do it tomorrow and it was over But yeah, I'm hoping after two nights, three nights, few nights, it will subside. Cause when I'm conscious, I'm really not nervous. And maybe the lack of sleep is from something else, but like, I'm not nervous. I'm just going to say my stuff and then I'll get off the stage. Yeah. Yeah. Well that's why I feel like ultimately you'll be fine. You're that type of guy who's just like, it's not life and death and you just do

it. Yeah. They might laugh. They might not I feel ultimately you'll be fine. You're that type of guy who's just like, it's not life and death and you just do it. Yeah, they might laugh, they might not, and then that'll be it. I actually think you're- And if they don't laugh, that'll be funny because we'll talk about that. Yeah. And I don't know, it's just like,

life is just fucking a series of things and you just talk about them afterwards. Good, bad, or ugly, you just talk about the shit that happened to you. I do think that's very true. I think what Bert said was very blunt but true. Anything there for you Oh, I thought that was great. Yeah, such a funny line that was that actually put me at ease more anything where I was just like

You're right. No one gives a fuck There I could go fully on musk. No, no way won't even make the times where I I've been like that opener sucked But I've never been like this shows Rowan. Yeah, which I didn't spend money I was just like you keep it moving, you know we've been to birth shows the the crowd is not like They're gonna be open Guy I'm like we keep chatting like but I will probably have Quote unquote performed to more people not that's not true. There's like 16,000 people We're just saying more people like total. Yeah, that'll be more than like 400 people

When you say more people in total? That would be more than 400 people listening. No, no. The opener is literally if a restaurant gave you a free appetizer. You'd be like, okay. It's your little moose bouche. But if it's good, you also go like, this is really good.

Every comedy show I've been to, I've been to a ton, but it's like, bring the guy out, the opener, if he's good, great, starts the night, going, and if he doesn't, you're like, alright. Whatever, he's either if he's good great starts the night like yeah going if he doesn't you're like alright Whatever is this word is found money. I will say the like I think because Excuse me We're just friends with Burt that I didn't and I still I still don't think I really have like processed it

Because like so many people are reaching out to you being like this is so cool, and I was like or night I would have thought no one cared. Because again, it's the opener. It's Burt's show. It's all that stuff. I'm excited. I'm going to do my best. I'm going to really try, obviously.

But what's going to happen is going to happen. And then when it's all said and done after those four, I haven't looked at all the arenas. But let's call it 16,000. You could be like, I basically performed for like giant stadium, 60,000 people you've been in front of. That's a fucking gangster. I think you're also a good fit for a Burt crowd. Like if you were like, I don't know, opening for like Sam Morrill or something where it was like this, like you're a storyteller, you're a funny guy. I know how I'll do my first five minutes right now.

And it's like two funny stories. Are you going to do the who's got smaller joke? No. Sorry. I don't, I, well actually since Bert like specifically requested it, I guess I will. I've never done it before. Um, but I think, I think there's enough there that, especially then when you meet him and he's got a big day, you know, there's a lot, a lot there. You know that story. No he was in the Very abbreviated version. He was in the bathroom at Buffalo at the

Chiclets Cup and there was just this guy in the bathroom and it goes there's a whole line the place is packed out this guy goes fellas I've got the smallest dick in the room and then everyone started saying who's got smaller Who's the pull pants out and a stick off and another guy started saying who's got smaller who's got pants out and it stick off and another guy's our chain who's got smaller then the fucking? I'm pissed. I'm staring at the wall And then I hear like like a door get kicked in right and it was spray It was the stall something comes out pants down no I got the smallest dick in the room and it's two guys jumping around wagging their little dicks

That is how I always told the story I've now seen their penises. We've ran out that small into a meta one of our shows Yeah, yeah Our shows and they were like they're regular sized dicks who's got the smallest dick and I would say it was actually big Yeah, it really is guys. It's so dumb. How we are even at a young age, dude We had a kid in third grade who used to maybe younger he'd piss from long distance We had a kid in third grade who used to maybe younger he'd piss from long distance Do you have a buddy who would pretend to piss in your mouth his mouth?

No, did we had a buddy who would just do so funny He started doing like elementary school we he was still doing in high school parties He would like in elementary school He'd go to like the end of the recess yard and he like pulls pants down a little bit and his back would be to you And he'd piss up and so you could kind of only see a little bit and he'd be like Ah, it would look like a water fountain. That's it. He would put it in his mouth. All right. He wasn't actually drinking No, that's a dangerous game There's an Instagram account. Nothing else. Let me see if I can I'll give him a shout out because it's despicable deplorable I can't believe it's even on the fucking like I hear all the time

about like what you can and can't post and like the rules on Instagram and one of them is the... You know what? It just struck me right now. I think we got to get rid of rules. Like we got to stop like with the internet. I feel like in society in the world we accept that everyone's got different rules Everyone from all walks of life. They're different rules I don't know just we ideal the men and women have different rules guys and girls like whatever like everything There's different rules and we know that we do not know that except that about the internet Like it's the same thing that's happening with Vinnie and Don Dante and and like yeah, I don't know man. They get to do stuff

You know okay, I hear you saying but like this is and when you scroll down you shouldn't be able to see a beheading Yeah, I agree We're like when we're talking about like why does he get to post it and I can't put right? I don't know man. They're just different rules for people I would just say that like what I've always been told is if you show like bodily fluids on Instagram You're done. Right and this account is called long distance pissing It is just a guy who pisses all over the fucking place and I mean like you know, he's about to he like goes like fucking sprinklers down

He goes behind his back like goes like fucking sprinkler stuff. I mean, look at that. Oh, that's a hoes. He goes behind his back. He goes around his head. And they have 75,000 followers, and they do millions of views, millions of views. And it's just like every screenshot is just like a piss stream. We're juveniles.

All I send my brother on Instagram DM back and forth is different fault videos. But like different videos? Fart. Fart. Yeah, like somebody just blasts or even like little kids cursing. It's the simplest shit that makes you laugh.

But when I tried to post Tracy Morgan's vomit, and at least the bar's looking at me, you can't do that. Like this guy's pissing on his head. I think I use that on the Screenshot for the blog. Yeah, I meant more like you can't use it for like, well the blog might be different. Yeah. I don't know. There's different rules.

How the fuck did that guy get that mid action? Yeah, it was unbelievable. Was he scouting him out? I don't know. You didn't see Tracy Morgan? You didn't see Tracy Morgan vomit at the Knick-in? I know he vomited. I didn't see it. Dude, they got it mid-screen.

Like. It was like he was scouting him out. Or like you video like you've seen the video at that golf tournament the Waist management when the guys like stumbling you know what I mean? Yeah Famous like and so I get that why you film it and you eventually are waiting for the go-down But with Tracy Morgan like I wonder how this guy's gonna puke in two seconds Yeah, how can you tell somebody's gonna he went with the old food poisoning? This guy's gonna puke in two seconds. Yeah. How can you tell somebody's gonna...

He went with the old food poisoning. I don't know about that one. Food poisoning is like tough, but you're usually not massive amounts of vomit in public. Yeah, it doesn't usually... You know, usually you know food poisoning's coming. Yeah. You're not like, I'll go to the next game, see if it settles down. Yeah.

Like, I'm gonna stay near a toilet. You go in public in a super like open spot, court side. That's what I wrote down, like he's such a Nick fan and he is very beloved But it's like if if you're another celebrity the next time he's there on Courtside row like are you like yeah? Put me a couple seats away on the hardwood. Yeah, who's the Jack? Can you Google who the third or the second star is in his new show him and Tina Fey have a new show coming out I can't it's something about

What's his new show it's I don't know Tina Fey wrote it it's on NBC To an effect This equals equals this is a past performance. Yeah, maybe maybe we got to give paths a break cuz Yeah, new NBC show. I thought the third... Yeah, I'll probably tell you. Football player, like, playing, basically playing himself as a football player. There was one, it's not the end of the world, we can move on.

But there was one other person named, I was like, oh that's cool, it's interesting, I forget who it was. But again, not the end of the world. Disgraceful. I think he is one of the most beloved people in society today Have you ever heard anyone be like fuck Tracy? No like no nobody right everybody loves him. Yeah, not what I don't know a single person There hurt some of the guy. I don't really care for his like work It's like he's just beloved or I think if I will say this I don't know much of his work outside 30 Rock It's a good call

I don't know much of his work outside 30 Rock. Yeah, that's a good call I think I think you've had a lot of yeah, I don't even know him from a ton really I didn't watch 30 Rock I knew him from cranky. I'm just one of those guys. You just know I also think people there's a ton of people who like No people get vocal about oh, I hate him Tracy Morgan even if people it feels like if people don't like them They're not saying they will just kind of be like, and quietly move pet. You know what I mean? Which I think it's a great spot to be a select. Yeah, you're not a, you're not a, he's not like a lightning. Oh, cop out, cop out was good with Bruce Willis. But yeah, I mean, this is known for and it's the other ones are, should have never really heard of that's a, this is an interesting, this is an interesting world Z. Whoa. This is an interesting, like an example interesting, World War Z. World War. This is an interesting, like,

an example of like, you don't really have to have like an award winning, I mean, 30 Rocks is a big deal. But like, other than that, he's just had a long ass career by being like a funny dude. Talk, Pablo Picasso, baby. What's that? Pablo Picasso. Everyone knows who Pablo Casas was

the I don't know. This isn't science. So don't quote me on this, but just a quote I've read Where it was like Pablo every single person knows who Pablo Casas was for art history majors Maybe they can name ten paintings really the obvious per the average person can name zero He just did ten thousand in his life ten thousand pieces of work and it's just like just fucking do it do it Yeah, just get it out The opposite way they only paint it for like three years No, no, he's been around. No, he you know 1997 right till like 2010

People people think that he's like from you know, the Victorian era he was around in the 70s Pablo Casos. Yeah, that's one of those I've definitely heard but it took me a second to like Yeah, so I remember someone being like Pablo Picasso and someone did something similar with Hawk to it recently But it was like Pablo Picasso saw The beginning of X and babe Ruth. I forget exactly what it was, but it was like two things where you're like, what do you mean those happened in one lifetime? Crazy. Absolutely nuts. Yeah, but it's interesting. I thought you were going to do it the opposite way with

Picasso. That's what amazes me about The Honeymooners. Honeymooners is still revered. You're unfamiliar with that show? No, I know it. Yeah, they run the marathons and like, you know, everybody, there was like 36 episodes of it. Yeah, a lot of shows are even saved by the bell was like two main seasons of like where it was at, like it was popping. Yeah, the first, yeah.

I mean, but when we talked to Mark Paul Gosselaar, he was like, when that show was on, it was not popular. I was not like the man. No, it got big and I didn't watch it live. I didn't watch one episode of it live. A lot of those children shows, or like, you know, maybe not children shows, but like those, you know, TGIF, SNCC type shows, were like three seasons. Hey, KFC radio listeners.

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Yeah, it's even more like going back to our days of cartoons and shit like, like Recess didn't have a lot, hey, Arnold didn't have a lot, like it's even more like going back to our days of cartoons and shit like Like recess didn't have a lot. Hey Arnold didn't have a lot like it's just yeah, you just rerun it all that shit It's crazy But then there's the opposite where cheers is like ten seasons of 30 episodes a season right what you did 300 Those guys are fun. Those are those guys are animals, man I had a teacher in high school say the most impressive actors are soap opera actors yeah, they do every fucking thing dude a bro did I had a teacher in high school say the most impressive actors are soap opera actors. Yeah, they do every fucking day dude

dude, I saw a Trailer trailer commercial whatever for So poppers the other day, I think I was watching that Amanda safe reach show. Yeah, and I saw one too randomly for so I was just like Those are bad. Bad. But you know what? It's still like dramatic acting. You know what I mean?

Like if you do a podcast every day, you're just talking with your friends, it still can be a grind. I'm not saying those people are award-winning actors, but they are like, okay, here's the scene. You're dead. He's a vampire. And you have to like act, you know? And it's every fucking day.

I'll tell you the real, like the editors and shit are the real fucking oh forget it Well, it's the it's the like you know at least traditionally It was always like moms at home taking care of the kids and they would that's why they're always These like silly love story. I would imagine the internet and podcast put a pretty big dent. I don't think yeah So I wonder how they're still like rocking It's I don't because because they go like three hours or still our boomers in Jen I do feel like some of the talk shows like Moved into that, you know, like there's like a million talk shows on a network now. It feels like but I don't know

They still run them dude. It's crazy. Yeah, there's still I mean you always forget There's still old people in middle America and people who aren't cutting edge who like I put on my programs Like, you know 12 p.m. Every day and watching the like the new court. You know Judge Judy thing Still a lot of that out there man. It's crazy committees were assholes for fucking holding Susan Lucy for like 25 years wait what you didn't know about that I was bro she was the Runner-up pull up Susan Lucy. I only know this name because like my dad mentioned it in passing like one time She was up for like best actress in whatever the fuck these things are and was a runner-up like

25 years in a row dude, and then they finally gave it to me. Only the Bosco household I don't even know what you're talking about. Susan Luchi is getting robbed. She's on all my children She was a soap opera actress go to like awards Jackie see if you can like pull on the bottom. Yeah wards. I look Standing lead actress in a drama from 1978 to 2002 she was nominated every almost not every year but like pretty damn close to every year and one win I think it's even meaner. She finally won. They throw two more L's at her. Yeah. Like once you win, like almost call it a call it a wrap.

What else? Do she and that scroll up a little bit. Honestly, this is why you have people on your shows. Like you never know. Susan Lucy's all of a sudden is going to be the clip. I like to think of the, the academy in 99 looking around the room being like, there's really no one else. We gotta give it to Susan this year. You gotta be like, no one else can win this. Yeah. I wonder if they were in on it or like...

I mean, it's weird though, because like, I never watched a soap opera. Never. But I can tell you like, like sands through the hourglass. These are the days of our lives. Like I know about them. I know about it. I've seen the opener and all that. Like I guess when you're a kid, you're watching daytime TV, whatever.

Price is right. They kind of leak on, but it's like everybody knows about them. I would argue kids nowadays have no fucking clue. Yeah, that's true. Do you know anything about like soap operas? Like I've heard of them, but. Even the phrase.

I mean, how dated does that sound? It is very dated. You're watching a soap opera? Like what the fuck does that mean how dated is that it's very much a soap opera Yeah, what the fuck does that I mean? It's just cuz like your grandparents watch it so like I don't know if I did or not But the like it just would tell old the second you started saying it cuz old people the ones who did it What do you think our version of like soap operas will be? Like that like makes just sitcoms possibly so come on. I know I think it'll be like fucking Twitter

Podcasting and so yeah stuff. I think like my my my grandpa's on Instagram all day long like I I don't Have any idea obviously, but like I don't see why we would change now, but that sitcoms were a staple dude I I one of my I I my biggest regret with my kids is like I wish I why we would change now. But that sitcoms were a staple, dude. I can tell you that. My biggest regret with my kids is like, I wish I established some sort of like bubble, fake bubble, where I tried to make it like it was back in the day. Like, we're going to watch this show at 7 o'clock,

this one at 7.30, this one at 8 o'clock. We do movies pretty much every night, so I guess I have it that way. like the Friday night movie the Saturday night movie This show this day this time and we all have to watch it. You can't be on your iPad You can't be on the phone. Like I just I like that and it's yeah totally at least in my house I don't know about other people's but yeah, I had a good like conversation with that about Carl Because it felt like Friday night TGIF was was our night But he said he was like or he was a little bit older or whatever and his parents went out on Saturday night

So like snick on that like yeah, that was there like go down the basement the babysitters like just make sure making sure they're alive And you're down there like yeah acting like maniacs. You know I mean yeah that is Yeah, that's what you did like I don't Yeah, I mean you definitely did like for a little while like that was at night like you got to watch TV with your Brother you know what I mean like yeah, and there was also just a lower bar for like being happy and entertained now You know my kids if it's not like the exact right YouTube if they're their iPad dies for a second if they're not The video game has to buffer or download Or whatever and it's like they want it all the time because it's just always been there

Yeah, where it used to be like I don't know you get home with three like the TV shows don't start till like seven Do you kill four hours? See you later? But we like we had to do that too was just our things were different. Yeah, like we had phones we had ps2s and all that. But I don't know. I just remember my parents were big. I got to watch a lot of TV. I obviously loved TV.

But they would be like, they'd call the idiot box, and it would cut me to my core every time. Turn off the idiot box. They'd be like, turn off the idiot box and get outside. I'm like, god damn it. I would. I'm sure I'd throw a stink, I thought I stink but I would I've said it this way I think our generation was on drugs I think the generation behind us was drug addicts in terms of that because we got we grew based

Truly grew or the greatest generation grew up on the internet. We brought the gap. I still remember like alright, where are you going? I'm taking my bike and like you meet your friend and then if he's not there you can just wait until You know you would go down the part like I there was an article like ten years ago on ESPN like the death of the playground like playground basketball. Mm-hmm. It's just it don't Like here's here's one thing I will say all those things were said to us and it's things that weren't our faults like when we were the participation trophy generation I didn't fucking ask for the trophy or the adults setting it up Yes, the playgrounds are dying because you're not getting your kids. Yes, it's always the parents. It's not the kids It's the parents fault. They're the ones that complain

My kids don't have like I did you're the ones who created their existence. Right. Like, let them go out and ride their bikes. You're not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I would never ever let Shay and Keegan just hop on a bike and ride out of my sight and just be like, hopefully they come back. That would, I would never do that. And like, I probably should.

Well that lived forever and now it just, like now it's, that's it. That will never exist again. But doesn't that sound crazy to you now? Yeah. Like it shouldn't. Well, I see both sides. My kids will probably be fine.

I guess it was crazy that they, my parents for times, didn't know where we were. And like I just wrote. That to me is unfathomable right now. If I just had no clue where my kids were. We definitely got smarter, but it's also like. I don't even think that's true. I'm just saying that like, my parents would just trust that I'll get back and I'm like

If they if we didn't you would be so fucked I guess I'm just not willing to think you need a little bit of that like Truck like yeah, I trust and like figure it out. I say it all the time like the first night of college I remember like I was playing football so we weren't going out we practiced whatever but like the first night everybody's like come on We're going out with drink. It's like a Monday night football in college. Yeah, I played Division three Where'd you go Nichols? I don't think I knew that did you know I learned that not only I learned that Rico and I is funny season one surviving or whatever I

Turned a corner going pretty fast and I ran into you and I was like, oh and we both stood up and I was like Rico's got a good base on him. Fidelberg usually knocks over whoever he runs into. I was a cover in safety. Corner? So I was a very slow, we did a lot of zone coverage. I bet. Rico Bosco was a cornerback? Actually, we did a lot of zone covers. A lot of zone covers. It was a very funny clip. I bet you fucking did. We're really a man organization.

No. Let me see if I can... That is bananas. What were you doing playing D3, bro? You were doing safety help? Yeah. I did best. Or the other corner was all league. So they would go, when they went solo, they would just, on the coverage thing, they would touch, it was just a circle of like an infinity sign.

Like, yo, Dave, you got him. And then, hey, white boy, we're going to make sure you know what they're doing. When they went solo, they would just on the coverage thing, it was just a circle of like an infinity sign. Like, yo, Dave, you got him. And then, hey, white boy, we're going to make sure you know what they're doing. And when they crawl us and you enter through whatever, so it's like, see if I got funded. What do you do to play D3 football? That sucks, doesn't it?

No, it was a great school. I mean, yeah, I liked it. And it's whatever. But the first night of school, the kids were like, we got to go out. We got to go out. And you would see the ambulance come of their stomach being pumped. And it's like, yo, I went out in high school for,

like, you're not bright, but like you figured it out then. Like you didn't need like my summer of high school graduation parties was the best. Yeah, no, I'm with you on that. But then there's also another level. Like I'm thinking like when, when like like my kids I guess once they're like driving they're gonna go out you know but prior to that I don't think they'll be like out on their own it's kind of crazy oh here it is did you did you just

got it yeah I got no okay so you didn't I got in it oh no that's a different one like you think that's why you have such an independent hang on it's Rico highlights no no just it's a very I'm not showing it cuz it's like watch my I like to watch the corner up here and then pay attention to this Spin and still get tackled So you didn't you never hung out on your own Like you wouldn't just like well, I guess girls are maybe a little bit different But you would never like hop on your bikes and just go

No, I like I remember for soccer tournaments That was the first time I like felt a sense of like freedom cuz like how old was that? run around Like nine ten, but we do like in the hotel. Yeah But I don't think that there's ever a time where Like I just got on my bike and my mom was like, I don't see yes. Yeah, like there's always an adult around Yeah, there were people tell stories like fuck. It was definitely a comedian It was on Rogan. Oh, it's um, Joey Diaz. It was like I was a latchkey kid. My mom worked You know what I mean? There were times you came home. Yeah, like that ain't a term anymore, bro

There is no like let yourself in cook yourself yourself dinner, and I'll be home later. Yeah, there were kids from grammar school who walked home. It's like, you know, they would do the buses. Bus one, bus two, bus three, bus four, bus five, bus six, and then walkers. Walkers, we had the two. They would announce the bus and they'd go, all walkers may go. It's crazy. It was walking.

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beneficial for my health is like if I fucking walk the links of water and walk I saw obviously Frank's got his gone I saw another one yesterday like I've been walking for 300 days in a row I'm just like yeah yeah I guess your body I guess I could have helped you but what I understand is the idea of people not realizing that a very easy relatively easy thing is that beneficial like when I think of like you got to work out you got a run you got a lift it's like no you can just walk yeah yeah and I think people don't realize that that you know just the most basic form of human

locomotion just moving your body. Yeah, like what, it's just move. Yeah. Like that, yeah. But how do you cross your mind? It's kind of like yoga though. It's like when people like don't think yoga is gonna be hard and it's like, you'll be sweating and sore the next day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, you don't need weights, you can just do shit with your arm. Do this, and you'll get in shape. It does go to your point about like how girls, I think you said this with guys, how girls are the best possible marketers because hot girl walks.

We just took walking and then somehow made it, whatever. Pilates was for old people and then hot girls took it over. There's some hot girls. Pilates is for old people? Yeah, I think it's for geriatric, whatever. But we just take the most normal thing and just add hot girl in front of it.

I don't know. There's nothing better than sitting down though. I'm with you, bro. Standing is the worst. Standing, hot girl stands, hot girl sits. Standing's worse than walking. Standing is absolutely worse than walking. Standing still, when you're at a bar there's no seats when

You're like we I went to my kids baseball game the other day and it had rain so you couldn't sit on in the bleachers And we're standing up for like two and a half hours, and I'm like this Suck I'm looking around all like this this guy popped a squat this guy stretch it Standing sucks dick And then when you get a seat like ah when you finally take a load off you sit down that's the other like ah especially if you do a job like you're moving around or like you're on the move like I'm in the like sitting down in the car is not the same what I'm saying oh yeah yeah

like come on sitting can also be tough too much of anything yeah sitting can be hard when you live by yourself and like you have no one to report to no one's ask and you just come to your apartment like you're just laying down I got lay my I've broken my couch just just laying on my current couch broken shit man just just been too hard it's not like it's not I didn't do anything cool I got laid laid. It's not what you think I laid I have to I lay on my couch man. I have to have five pills with me to like shove into different like Like a pregnancy pillow in my bed I got like all sorts of shit. Yeah, man Good, that's why I always say like invest in a good bed, invest in a good couch.

Yeah. You have a shitty couch at home, you don't even realize how much that's gonna affect your life. I got an unbelievable couch. I got the Big Sur, I think it's called, and I got the extra deep, like, couch. It has like another row of cushions. It's like a bed. It's like a single bed almost. And I'm on that motherfucker, you know, I'm already putting a hole in it. It's been like maybe 18 months. You ever sat on a cloud couch? I think mine's better than the cloud. The cloud is a little overrated. I sat on one at my friend's in Jersey City. And then went down to Dave's house and I was like, you got the cloud? He's like, uh, yeah. I think the cloud's overrated.

It's very, it doesn't bounce back. It's like if you sit on it, it just like, got the cloud. He's like, uh, yeah, I think the clouds overrated. It's very uh, doesn't bounce back It's like if you sit on it. It just like if that's it. See I actually I think I'm with you I think I like like a firmer. Yeah, and it's like still soft But like when you get up it goes back and my brother sit on the mattresses he sleep you could sleep on a board of wood Pretty rock guy. Yeah I'm a pretty stiff guy. Yeah. Dude, I'm on the couch, and I just got a quart of wood delivered to my house.

I am obsessed with fires, man. I have a fire every single night. Fire place? Yeah. Are you going? Are you making them? Or are you Duraflame-ing? Since I got the quart of wood, I've been making them.

Making them. You got to clean it and shit. We did it. My dad was obsessed when he got the cord of wood I've been making them Megan. I'll you gotta like clean it shit We did it my pat my dad When he got the house it was uh It was like the fireplace it was it was building it He's like I'm gonna get a burnt like it was always awesome and for a while and it felt good too like you know It's near you, but then my mother always was like obsessed with it. Don't go to sleep with it like still burn Yeah, I mean if you're worried about that, and then we haven't done it. I think we did it shorter

Like wait like a third of the way. Maybe we did it for five years. It's been probably 15 Oh, I literally have a fire every single night. That's sick. That's Really sick like like mean like cool or like sick in the head no awesome. Oh, yeah to me Cool or like sticking the head no awesome. Oh, yeah To me no fire rules Yeah, I get a it's actually one thing like I got a cord of wood was was my birthday gift What do you like? What do you do? I'm like I really like at the end of the night I come home, and I put on a fire. I you were asleep without putting it out. No usually usually I wanted to I could when obviously because of Vermont

I was lighting a lot of fires while I was up there and you know, like we put like that's my last log Yeah, that'll go down by time this happen and I like it Yeah, when I learned not learned I'm sitting fucking far from an expert like that But like I started to get a little bit of like how to firework. Yeah Yeah, what I used to do was one Dura flame with the regular wood Yes, and that bird would so fast. Yes, that would you go through wood like that? Well, even I the Dura flame does last a lot longer, but the regular wood goes goes quick That's what I mean because the Dura flames still burn so much you're throwing more logs on yeah, and then they're light and faster

I write I noticed because I we had like a Set amount of wood for the winter and like the first weekend there, I burned through like half of it. And then I, and to be fair, I was there, like it was like the Christmas break. So it was like two uninterrupted weeks. Where like yeah, that was it. It's the winter and it's cold.

I also like, if you're burning a fire for like actual heat, you only need like a log and like keep it going like I want it to watch Yeah, and I'm doing I sometimes I build a teepee sometimes I build the square I I hoard all my boxes from Amazon now, and I'm putting in kindling Not boxes no can't burn those why not you should not burn corrugated cardboard. Why not? Poisons, I don't know. Oh, I don't think that's good I think that that one like plastic Fuck about that the college we burnt we built a fire and what like a makeshift fire pit outside

We found this the guy we rent the house from was clueless, but he had some metal fucking thing We used that to start it and then put there was like a police barricade in the garage So we took out so it's painted. We're burning. That's what I mean if you give me like it's flammable author Yeah, I put in a box the other day and it it roared up and started to come like out a little bit And then the framework of my fireplace is wood and I was like I'm about to burn down I'm like Pretty good with that stuff. I'm pretty good at following instructions, but like if someone tells me don't do that I usually don't and I think that's because when I was a

Caterer when I was a kid We were told like do not mix the ammonia and bleach and my buddy was like what happened any fucking plot really? What he like mixing in the back of a box truck? He was like dude? What's gonna happen? I think I was like alright someone tells me don't do something. I'm not gonna do that. That's funny What does it do it knocks you out? Yeah? Yeah? Form is like me Did he like did he like put his nose in it or just like just being around with a bucket? We're in a box truck because we knew we weren't supposed to do it.

So we were like alright, no one will see us in the truck. And I was standing outside the truck and I was like, do it, do it. He poured it and it was just like, it was so fast dude. Like it was, it was so fast. Passing out is very funny. Smoke came up and he just went down. Oh so it like reacts like that. Oh the smoke comes up?

It was like yeah, yeah smoke comes out That's funny. I didn't know that Watching people pass out is always a good good time When people do like the you know you squeeze you we used to do that for yeah that happened to me And I was like that's so fucked and then you like to do it kids Yeah, and then you like talking you're you like hallucinate or whatever you ever do when you you pass each other you take the deep Breath there was a phase we did for like a week you pass each other out you breathe breathe breathe The guy holds you you pass out and then you like or speaking nonsense. I've never done that

I mean my friends did it to me and let me fall and I fucking hit my head I woke up and I was like, oh my god, my head hurts and I was like, what if guys? What if I fucking hit like my temple if you're gonna do that at least gently put me down Yo pass now is no joke. I passed out at a fire department funeral. They lock your knees Said I didn't know anything that day was on the bus some guys are smoking cigars from the firehouse and like I think I actually had I think I had one beer or whatever But you're standing there you're locked and you fit your what you feel like you're like this and you feel

You're standing there you're locked and you fit your what you feel like you're like this and you feel My body might say that y'all your head bounce like a fucking volume knowing not to lock your knees is such degenerate behavior Like I think it was a wedding in New Orleans and like I had my knees locked I was in the wedding party and like someone just whispered like to do it knees like We had been to bed yet, I was like oh yeah good call but I like to just know to say that like first of all to know the signs to spot you like I didn't know it before. I had a buddy who locked his knees on purpose he's like let's see what happens you know because he stopped himself but he was like I got woozy pretty quick. Did you ever hear of Boy State? No. I have yet to find like anybody else who did this. My junior year was like when we were doing like college resume stuff and it was like

an American Legion thing. You went away for a week. I went to SUNY Morrisville. It was like all the SUNYs and you live kind of like it. You're in boot camp. There's like a little student government thing. It's only a week, but it's like you elected a governor and then there was like whatever and then you had a Drill sergeant who like you would march with him and he would give you orders

It was like the weirdest corniest thing I ever did and I don't know anybody else who did it Well, I believe throw me a Google on this Jack One Oscar best documentary recently boy state Documentary about that. Yes, I do remember that coming out. Yes, yes. I did this shit. And I don't think I watched this, but I do remember this being like, I was the Leo. I was like, yeah, yeah.

It's super weird and corny and there was like these guys who took it really, really seriously and me and my degenerate friends who were like, we were trying to get into good colleges and we had good grades so we were doing these things but we were also like, this was prime, you know, and I was telling you we were going to the bar at Monday night yeah so we were like what the fuck is this you know and it was like I'll never forget it was his name was was it in Austin no but it's all over the country I was in New York

so they do like you know every state a bunch of them there was this guy our guy was Staff Sergeant DeLay he was this he was this guy from the Army and he could bench press like 400 pounds. And he did a demonstration for us at the end of the week. But he was, we had all these little like- You guys are good, I'll let you watch. I'll let you watch me lift heavy weights. That's what I want. He would go, big explosions, big explosions. He did those, you know, like those chants when you are marching.

Yeah, yeah. You know, we had a whole bunch of those. But what was the overall goal of the trip? Dunno. It was like to, you know, become men or some shit. Were you electing governors? There was, yes. There was a guy.

He was like, I remember this guy, his name was Ken. We called him Ken Kniff because he talked like this. And it was me and my buddy got paired up for the bunks. And by luck, it was me and my best friend and then Ken. And Ken was like, do you guys think that I could become governor? And we were like, fucking no, dude. And all these guys are taking it so serious,

and we were kind of like the assholes who weren't taking it serious, but that's not cool either, you know what I mean? It was like, but it was an experience. I mean I mean look imagine me doing this shit this is ridiculous dude but yeah the last thing was like you had to march and stand outside with your for your parents like a graduation and my buddy Mike was like I'm gonna do it and he got woozy real quick we gotta do dozen yeah we gotta do guys. Yeah, we go do guys want to chop up with you guys go watch pick them I'm going to go ahead and put this in the fridge for a few minutes. Thanks for watching!