KFC Radio - Robbie Fox and Dave Portnoy Got Boo'd at UFC - Full Interview
Episode Date: April 24, 2025Timecodes: 0:00 Start 05:41 Walk out songs 06:38 Robbie intentionally didn't shake Trump's hand at UFC 09:09 Robbie's 1 grape a year 14:28 Robbie not shaking Trump's hand cont. 19:35 K...anye West's cousin tweet 23:07 Curb Your Enthusiasm 32:53 What's next for Pup Punk 35:44 Oasis, Blink-182, Hootie & The Blowfish Concerts and more 52:22 Black Mirror 01:06:43 "I was born in the wrong generation" 01:11:52 Shannon Sharpe might lose $100 Million over r*** allegations 01:23:25 Robbie's 24 hour live stream Links: 01:19:28 Stone Cold crashing 4 Wheeler: https://x.com/BulletClubIta/status/1914135884808556646 01:20:06 Stone Cold misses ramp to get onstage: https://x.com/Wrestling_Audio/status/1914175249282740403 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code KFC at https://bruntworkwear.com/KFC! #bruntpod Fast Growing Trees: Get 15% off at https://fastgrowingtrees.com/KFC using the code KFC at checkout Aura Frames: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Promo Code [KFC] BlueChew: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code KFC -- just pay $5 shipping. https://BlueChew.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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All right, let's go it's a Thursday episode which means we got one of your favorite Barstool personalities Bob Fox is in the building
That was dude between
So so Dave and Bob went to UFC,
and when they got put on the Jumbotron, they got booed.
But Dave had just gone on CNN and said,
Trump and the tariffs are stupid, he's at the UFC crowd,
they don't forget, they start booing.
But watching Dave, watching a man's ego
crumble in real time was unbelievable.
First you guys thought it was the patty the batty gear
Then he thought it was you
And then after that the follow-up of us the next rundown
He was talking about how Shannon sharp he did an interview on Club Shae Shae and it didn't get posted
It turns out that they were just waiting till like May because Dave doesn't know how oh really stack episodes. Yeah, they well
Austin emailed them about something else like hey whatever happened whatever happened and blah, blah, blah. And they were like, and by the way, whatever happened on our episode.
And he said, yeah, you're slated for May 13th or some shit.
Like we just stacked it.
Now, whether they said like, oh, fuck, we got caught or not, who knows?
But between the booing and the perceived spiking of his interview,
Dave was like, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's happening.
The booing has been exaggerated at this point.
Dude, when we watched the clip, I thought it was like,
no, boo!
It was noses.
I wouldn't have even said it was, you guys,
he shouldn't have said anything.
Yeah, yeah.
If no one said anything, you wouldn't hear it.
There was no like chatter online,
like look at Dave getting booed at UFC.
He's the one who started it.
It was also like prelims,
like the arena was barely even there yet. Yeah. So yeah. It is funny though that you guys. But we did look at each other booted, he's the one who started it. It was also like prelims, like the arena was barely even there yet.
Yeah.
So yeah.
It is funny though that you guys...
But we did look at each other, we were like, what the fuck is that?
Who's? What was that?
It is funny that you guys were like, well it's the Patty the Batty gear.
And then Patty came out and you got like a huge ovation.
It was like a curb level like look at each other.
Like, was it...
Not it.
Um, do you want to talk about the Trump thing or no?
Doesn't matter.
We good.
So the other big thing of the night was Trump at UFC and how, I mean first of all, the
man comes out like a fighter.
Like he has a Kid Rock song, right?
America Badass.
Is it, oh he plays that?
Oh does he really?
I thought it was like his song no no no it's the Undertaker
like okay but he has his walkout music he has I actually like the fact that
late Trump does that kind of shit like I like I think the president should go to
like the Super Bowl yeah totally I was stunned when when this was the first
time a sitting president was at the Super Bowl this year that yeah that
really goes like national championship like I think part of the presidency
should be like getting be like I think he of the presidency should be like getting like I think
He's if he was a guy. I like that really like it right. I'm more like I begrudgingly tip my cap like that's my
Very smart I mean that's like it's like a barrel. Yeah
Plays the music he walks out of the tunnel like down around the ring shakes hands like he has a walkout
Yeah, you know that
I think that's cool. I think probably American badass is kind of a weird song choice, but yeah
Well, it's a kid eat kid Rob. It's like first few times. He walked out. He's with kid rock
I'll be like yeah kind of song does kind of bad
It's fucking insane the president walks out to that but it's kind of funny.
He needs to come out on a motorcycle like fucking Undertaker.
Oh my god imagine that.
Bandana around his head and everything.
He leaves, he throws the fist up.
I'm trying to think, I suppose golf, the golf course is, you know he's in a polo and like slacks.
I don't think I've ever seen him in anything other than a suit and his golf
attire though. Have you ever seen Trump in like a t-shirt? No. Jeans, a sweat suit?
Nothing, right? I don't think so. No, you're right. I hadn't thought about that.
Imagine if he just came out in like jeans and like a graphic tee or something like that.
Like a bar stool tee or something.
Like Trump in jeans and a t-shirt looks like a sales guy upstairs. Yeah
Trump casual clothes right that happens look up like Trump in a bussing with the boys t-shirt
Would do something like that though like like like something that's still like on brand for him
He looks like fucking who's the guy in home improvement
He looks like fucking who's the guy in Home Improvement?
Yeah, there you go back in the 80s before you like, you know, that's hilarious
Did you hear um, have you heard about him in Home Alone?
The the director Chris Columbus right is like that's like the biggest stain on my career I wish I could take him out
So he wanted to shoot at the at, and Trump extorted them and was like,
you have to put me in the movie if you want the Plaza.
And at the time, I don't think he loved it,
but he was like, whatever.
And now he said it's all I get asked about
when it comes to Home Alone.
He's like, it's a classic,
but all they ask me about is Trump.
And yeah, he was like, I wish I never did that.
Who watches Home Alone 2?
And they're like, I just can't get over that fucking scene.
No, I don't even know if it's like that. It's two seconds in the movie. I think people are just always like, well, so they're like I just can't get over that fucking
People just always like Trump was in wait like we yeah fuck that
Have you guys said what your walkout song would be?
Cheeseburger in paradise. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean I have never even thought about like a UFC walkout That you have to be like yeah, like a baseball walkout is a little different. You can be a little fun with it
I think UFC I go no music
Tyson used to do it. Oh, you know it's funny is I think of it Tom Hardy and warrior
I'd be like that actor
Those fake badass guys are so cool.
What did we just say that about on television?
We were talking about The Last of Us
and we said something was very,
remember we were like, oh, that's from this scene
and we were like, I'm sure it's from something
like a hundred years ago.
Yes, oh, fuck, I know exactly.
I'm sure we sounded like idiots though.
We were attributing something that I'm sure
is a very common entertainment trope to a recent show,
whatever it was, I can't remember, so it's a stupid point but anyway if you were at UFC would you shake Donald
Trump's hand Fidelberg? See that is a great question. I sit here saying no. I think I'd
probably pussy out in the moment. So that's what Dave told Bob Fox. Bob Fox said are
you cool with me not shaking his hand?
Cause I know you guys are boys and your reputation
and all that shit.
And Dave said, you can do whatever you want,
but you're gonna cave.
My man did not cave.
Trump walked past, I didn't see him.
No, yeah, it's just, yeah, it wasn't me.
I felt like it would be so like, I mean,
obviously if you know me, you know my politics,
I feel like I've spent like 10 years feeling one feeling one way to stand up and smile and like yeah
But I don't want I don't want to be a bad look for like Dave
So I would if Dave would have said like no, I'd rather you do that. I would have done it
Yeah for Dave. Yeah, but like because Dave didn't give a fuck like I didn't give a fuck
I also I don't think there's anything like if you were to shake his hand, I wouldn't be like, you're a fucking hypocrite.
Yeah, no.
I think there's, if you're in these settings and like,
I mean, here's the thing.
I don't think not shaking his hand
would have erased your beliefs,
like we would have, but like, I forgot what I was saying.
I think, I think here's, I think that,
like the way the world used to be. What's going on with you, sorry. Allergies. I was wondering, I think that like the the way the world used to be what's going on with you. Sorry
You are you an allergy guy I'm the biggest allergy guy
Honestly, I thought I thought that, you know, I said this about Pabs before,
but Pabs goes out until like 4 a.m.
I don't have any fucking idea.
Yeah.
And I was like, ooh, he's getting older,
I can tell now.
No, no, this is just me biking from East Village to here,
and then I got in and I was like, this is gonna be a bad day.
You got that like Tom Coughlin shade of red.
You're Tom Coughlin, the lamb of medicine. It's actually perfect that you're on the show. If I take any type of allergy medicine, I'm gonna of red. You're Tom Godfrey Lambeau.
It's actually perfect that you're on the show.
If I take any type of allergy medicine, I'm gonna be sleeping.
You have bad allergies, right?
Yeah, you gotta have it next to you like that.
You could just take like, Dekwell or something.
Okay.
Allegra?
That's how I tell when my mom tells me to do something like medicine.
Okay.
I would say...
This will go away in an hour. It's just gonna be a bad hour. I think the most
Toxic masculine thing about me is like if you have like a pollen allergy, I'm like you're
12 things where you could be
Allergic to all fruit bad circulation for all fruit. It's all
You mean allergic or like it just gives you like stomach problem like or something like you it makes my whole mouth like real itchy
It's like it's not worth it. That's why I told you we went to a concert the other
I said I'm having my one great for the year. They have like one grape a year. I love great
How do you even do it? Oh, you love grapes because it's like only worth it once a year
But I like to remind myself. This is what a great taste like and I'll usually check in with Marty
I'll text him once a year a picture I like to remind myself, this is what a grape tastes like, and I'll usually check in with Marty, I'll text him once a year, a picture,
here's my grape for the year.
You need to make that a bigger thing.
Honestly, just a thing I've never published on that,
it's just for me and Marty.
That needs to be like June 1st of every year
is Bob Box Grape Day.
Well, no, already had Grape Day.
What is it?
Oh, you already had it?
The other day, yeah, we went there.
We walked in the bar, Bob was sitting at the bar, had a cotton candy drink.
Wait, you had a grape at a bar?
He was like, in the drink.
He was in the drink.
It was a cotton candy drink.
And they put cotton candy grapes in it.
And I was like, that sounds fucking great.
I walked in.
He's taking a picture holding a grape.
He's like, what are you doing?
He's like, sending him art.
He's my grape of the year.
He's like, my grape of the year.
I was like, you're saying it's your best grape?
He's like, no, no, no. It's the one grape I have. It's my grape of the year. You're saying it's your best grape? You're like, nah, it's the one grape I have.
And then I went back, February 24th, 2024,
was the last grape I had before that.
Once a year.
Once a year.
You need to do it like Tommy did his Diet Coke in the park,
like to have a crowd.
Yeah.
You drop it in.
Oh, grape day!
And then 20 minutes later, I'll be like, eh, I'm itchy.
Yeah.
Great concert, though. Shout out, Knox. Great sucks. Yeah. Great concert though, shout out Knox.
Great concert.
Yeah, do you plant it?
Or I guess the grape fell into your lap.
I completely don't plant it.
I see a grape that looks firm,
it looks like it has some snap, I want that grape.
Yeah, those are good.
I don't eat grapes often, but when I do them,
I was like, I gotta eat more grapes.
Yeah.
Grapes are great.
Green or purple?
This one was green, last year's was purple.
Wilder grapes. I used to peel them as a kid
yeah I do that yeah like you like you around it eat around it until it's just
like a fleshball so I also like I wasn't allergic to all fruit till I was like
six or seven or something so like I got a taste to everything realized I loved
it and then cut off do you you? Can you drink wine?
Yeah, I don't but I think I can is whatever. Yeah, it's so weird
So we're like also do it some like it's it's all over the place
You also do you know how hard it is being like a seven-year-old kid telling your mom?
I think I'm allergic to all fruit
vegetables
Yeah, the only I could eat is cookie dough ice cream.
I was also like, I would tell her, like, I can't shovel snow because I have really bad back problems.
I was like, yeah, you have back problems? You're 14. I don't think so.
I made her come take me to get x-rays and I have major back problems.
And she felt so bad.
At 14? Oh yeah.
Dude, I kind of had the same thing when my back problems first started.
I remember it was when I was in college and like I was at home I used to go back and forth at home a lot in
Fordham and I had like a paper due the next day and I was in one of those like
spasms where like I couldn't operate you know and I was basically like you need
to write this paper for me like and and she was kind of like you're faking this
whole fucking thing like get up yeah it was like Joe Missoula with with the
Tatum and then like we went to the doctor and it was like,
your nerves are obliterated right now.
And she was like, oh my god.
I got the Luigi shit.
The Luigi shit.
Oh yeah?
The shit Luigi had.
When I read about Luigi, it said like spondio the thesis.
And that's like the shit I have where like a part of the
vertebrae kind of slipped out of place.
So it could have been me.
All right.
In that case, Luigi might have overreacted.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm chilling, you know?
I thought Luigi had some real bad shit going on.
I got a pinched nerve in my neck right now, dude.
It is ruining my life.
You got that Darth Vader thing where you can't turn your neck, you gotta turn your whole body.
Dude, what happens is, you know when you wake up and you're like,
Oh, I slept wrong on my neck, and you're like,
Pabs, it's gonna be a bad day, but I'll be alright.
That happens to me, and I'm like, The, I slept wrong on my neck. And you're like, Pabs, it's gonna be a bad day, but I'll be all right.
That happens to me, and I'm like,
the next six weeks are fucked.
Dude, I was thinking that this weekend in Vegas,
because sleeping in a hotel bed and playing and all that.
Poor Rico.
I was thinking it as I was watching WrestleMania,
and I was like, I think their bodies probably hurt
more than my body.
Dude, I was thinking that too, just even like,
just taking a bump like uh. I was watching people take bumps on the concrete on the outside on the floor, steel steps. If I were to just
like if I were to just like stand on this little table and just like jump on the ground, it would
wreck me and these guys are like flying and just because uh so when Schultz, Andrew Schultz went on Raw,
he, you know, had, he kind of like,
Logan like threatened to hit him.
He didn't take a bump then.
Right.
And then Burt was like, if I do it, I'm going to do it.
And, and he ended up doing choke slams
and not taking the bump.
And I, and I was thinking like, you know,
I would love to take a bump, but like I would,
and I was, I was trying to think of like if I could I just get like
a simple like flan flat on my back. I was like, Jesus Christ, conversation?
But wrestlers do both, you know?
Especially in the 80s.
I just saw how Randy Orton snuck under the ring.
That was so good. That was cool. He pretended to be like a stage crew.
That's how they got The Undertaker under the ring back in the day too.
But it was so funny watching him.
He's in like a black hoodie, looks like a stagehand,
and he just goes over to the stairs and he's like...
He's just like touching the ropes. Not actually doing anything. in like a black hoodie, looks like a stagehand, and he just goes over to the stairs and he's like,
he's just like touching the ropes.
Not actually doing it, and he slipped underneath.
Bob went to what, your like 15th WrestleMania?
My ninth.
Wait, hang on, I interrupted us, unfortunately,
to call out how ugly Pabst is.
Uh, I feel bad about interrupting the Trump, the handshake.
Oh, oh yeah, oh no.
So my point was gonna be that
It should if the world was regular still you can be a Republican and shake a Democrat's hand and vice versa
Yeah, I also I wasn't different. I wasn't
I wasn't trying to be fuck you. Yeah, it's just it's not me to do that. Yeah, I was trying to just be me
that's what my fear was is that like I
I have to acknowledge people in the room. It's crazy to me to not acknowledge. That's what I mean
That's just like social. I got I would really not want to and I hope sitting here
I'd be like I just like I'm just gonna fuck around my phone, but I'd be like I don't know if there's a person in front
Of me, I have to acknowledge their existence
Not wanting to feel like a fraud.
Like, I, that's how I feel.
That's how I feel.
Like, girls who like talk shit,
like if I have a friend and they're both talking shit
about each other to me, it's like, I,
the people pleaser in me wants to just be like,
yeah, she sucks, yeah, she sucks.
But then like the, like if there was a,
the fraud in me is just like, it's not for them,
it's for like me not feeling like I'm the one.
Yeah, totally.
I treated the fighters that I've talked shit about the exact same way that night.
See, I don't-
Even if they came up to Dave where it's like, if I'm publicly being like, fuck you, you're a piece of shit,
and then you come over, I'm not gonna shake your hand and smile and act like I'm- like that's fake to me.
Well, it's also- I mean, you're talking about What's-his-face, right? The fucking anti-Semitic Nazi guy.
Well, no, not even just the Nazi. Like, there were fighters that have talked shit about Barstow that we talk shit about back,
that they walked past them see I have those my point was gonna be if there was someone that we like beefed with as a blog like
Whatever, I don't even I can't think of an example now
But another radio host or something like that and then I was to like see them at radio row or something
I would probably still say hello. You know what I mean? I do that
I just give like I mean even here like you've had fights with people and you walk by like that's what I mean? I do that. I just give like I mean even here like you've had fights with people and you walk by That's what I mean. Yeah, so like just so why it's weird
There are instances where I have like personal problems with someone and I still will shake their hand or be on a show with them
Whatever
So I think it's okay if you shake the president's hand too. I don't know. Yeah, I think I totally think it would have like been okay
I just think it wouldn't have been for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine
I it's crazy that it's gotten to that point, but it certainly has.
I also, like, all politics aside, I think it's hilarious that I shunned the president.
Well, that's pretty cool too.
That's like, my dad did not have sex with Sharon Stone.
That's a better story.
I like to tell people that I turned her down, rather than I did it.
So yeah, you always have that one on your belt.
It is, I do find it funny I mean most of the people that end
up in these spots are either right-leaning or full-blown Republican or
love Trump so there's nothing like phony about it but it is funny how much I mean
people like geek out you know like yeah I think it's when we were there days
there Rogan's there like all the the comics, they are all like...
You know? And it's like, I don't know.
No politicians could do that for me.
Right, that's what I mean. Whether it was Biden, him, Obama, like, I mean I would probably shake anybody's hand, take pictures with anybody, interview anybody.
That's kind of how I view it. But I, it would take a lot for me to like, peek out or something.
You should get Biden on answer the internet.
Imagine that.
We could be asking him questions like,
would you rather live in the 1800s?
Well, when I did.
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Do the Republicans claim Kanye?
No, I don't I don't
Now I'm back out on Kanye. I don't know
We were talking about how like I was out on Kanye and then I started to view him actually this is perfect for you
I viewed him as a wrestler
I was like if you view Kanye as a wrestler and this is a
Character if a if a wrestler came out in a black clansman outfit you'd be like this is a character. If a wrestler came out in a black Klansman outfit,
you'd be like, this is fucking crazy.
He's gotta get his ass kicked.
Yeah, that's the issue though, is at least wrestling,
you know, you're getting to come up and see.
Yeah, yeah.
So, you know, then he was wearing the Swastika shirt,
he said something more ridiculous,
all these things that are objectively, you know, abhorrent,
but we were just like laughing,
if you look at it through the lens of
Entertainment and then he said he sucked his cousin's dick and I kind of know
Maybe that's more funny. I don't know. We are say he tweeted it. They base let's not a him, right? I don't know what's going I think it is back to him. I kind of I kind of think it's always been him if it's not
Him it's crazy. This tweet is, I mean, he's like, me and my cousin, um...
He said he used to suck his dick till he was 14, right?
Yeah, yeah.
But it was like a whole, it was like a whole story.
So like, if it's not him and it's these crypto guys,
you're fucking crazy.
He goes...
I mean, he tweets so much that I can't even...
Now that people think I'm gay, I'm allowed to say fucking...
I mean, that's why he did it.
He just wanted to be able to say the word. He's like fucking Cranston Seinfeld
I was told by a Jewish lawyer that I would not be able to see my kids if I
was anti-semitic and he was right for now
He's just great. I can't even find the sweep. By the way my comments
after UFC everyone thinks I'm Jewish now. Ah! Everyone thinks I'm Jewish.
It's because of the glove.
I'll tweet like I can't wait for And or tonight and my comments are like shut up dirty Jew
So I was talking about this the other day that
Like so I like don't look at my mentions or anything like that
but occasionally when you're fucking around on the bottom of Twitter like you actually hit broker you hit one of those keys on the
Bottom and I hit fucking just mentions the other day by accident and it was like three tweets of like you dumb fucking Jew I was like what the fuck is
it all about crazy they had the hard K's in there like hard case I was like this
is just are these it's probably been a while so I was like I didn't I I don't
know it's like the fucking land you don't think about I'm like I'm sure
things are fine back there yeah it's like you don't think about. I'm like, I'm sure things are fine back there. Yeah. And I clicked it and it's like, you Jews.
It's the Donald Glover gift when he's walking in with the pizza and everything's on fire.
That's our favorite gift to reference.
Yeah.
Wait, are you saying to you?
Yeah.
Oh.
It was like, it was brief. It was one or two tweets, a couple of tweets, whatever it was.
And it was just like, there were multiple people being like, you fucking Jew. And I was
like, I was like, I don't even tweet. I don't even know what you guys are replying to.
Do you think the people think it's Ari,
that you're the Ari guy?
Or you're not Yanni Feidlberg.
If so, I feel like Yanni Feidlberg deserved a little grace.
I feel like Yanni was kind of an asshole
in that concentration camp, I'll say, but like,
you know, we've never been in that situation.
I forgot that Ari made that joke when you said Ari, and we were just talking about UFC,
I said Ari Emanuel, I thought.
We were confusing fights with Ari Emanuel, one of the most rich people in the world.
That's Ari Emanuel, he's like, he's CMA.
Yeah, or WMA. Oh, he's WME? No, I thought he was CAA.
He's one of those super agents.
I think he's, he's UFC. We saw him at UFC. He was there.
So you were saying that Dave geeked out over Cheryl, right?
He did, yeah. It's like the only time Cheryl Hines walked past. Yeah. He like tapped her on the shoulder. It was like, I just want to say,
I'm a massive fan. Like absolutely. He doesn't do that for many people. Yeah.
And she just staring and was like, Oh, thanks for saying that. And like kept
walking. I don't think, I don't know if she recognized them.
She didn't acknowledge it, but she might've.
Where was she before Kurt? Was she an actress before that? I didn't know.
Sure. She must have. I said this the other day. I feel like,
I forget if I sat on the show and where I forget if I said it on the show.
And where I said it, everyone actually knew the answer.
Do you know how much time there was between Seinfeld and Curb?
Not that much, right?
Like not as much as you would expect.
So I would say Seinfeld ended in 98.
And I think Curb probably.
Is Curb 04 or something?
No, Curb's 99.
No!
Seinfeld was 96.
Curb's 99. Holy shit. You sure that Seinfeld was 96?
Um, not 100% but pretty sure. Um, I think it was three years. Curbs for sure 99.
That's bonkers. 98. 98. So, so that's one year. So now double check Curb.
He does. He just Googles the funniest things. Running years.
Two thousand. October two thousand.
I think that's valid.
Running years? That's valid.
Yeah, I really would have gotten that, but it worked.
I think I would have just gotten this show, but I don't think that's a crazy one.
It's just always different from what I would Google.
I don't think we've ever googled something insane
They said anyone from her if you would geek out for like that even like a side guy like a I don't know
I mean he back in the day like David Wallace when he did a rundown Dave was like, oh my
David Wallace I just so such a clear memory for me of us in the serious radio room
Doing a live radio show and David Wallace is putting and talking
He was just talking in the room and we're like dude we are on serious radio
Wasn't talking to do a microphone. He's just like I
Missed that one. I
Have him in my phone as Andy Buckley David Wallace
Wait, which one is the
He was great. Oh, he was great. I was on curb real quick. I
Guess this is a problem that a lot of people are having
My curb account on Instagram
It's just all tits now. Oh, yeah, like they it's all just naked chicks every day
I'm like, I just want my fucking curb your enthusiasm enthusiasm They just sold out to like only fans chicks and stuff
I don't know who it is
But they were they were saying I'm gonna do that eventually they you know you just have like a million followers so you can get
You know whatever your doesn't matter what your little niche is people want exposure and they'll pay for I was saying and keys
It's like all my gay accounts have started doing that yeah, and it's like
Is that why are you gonna buy a million gay followers and be like, here's a bunch of tits?
How about my baby monkey account? My baby, like you used to be like cute monkeys.
Baby monkeys, cute monkeys. One day I followed that. One day it was oiled up asses. I was
like, what happened there? I don't recall following this account.
That's dangerous too, because it's like, you know, I got kids now. I'd be like, oh, look
at this cute monkey account. Exactly.
And the next day it's fucking tits and ass ass that was this weekend. I was with my nephew at WrestleMania
There were a couple times where I'm on Twitter literally looking up like hashtag WrestleMania, and he's over my shoulder
I'm like let me scroll real fast past that one cuz that was in WrestleMania. Just can't be on the internet
It's like a it's a minefield. Yeah, I used to have the screen protector
Yeah, that you know what was. Have you seen my phone?
How it's perfect. Maybe it's perfect like the screens are not cracked
It used to look shattered because my screen protector was broken, but my screens fine
Funny you just been like looking through a lens broken shit, dude
I dropped it when I didn't drop away but a weight the other day rolled on to it like so perfectly
It was like is is it dumbbell? I had my phone on the floor at the gym and a dumbbell like rolled onto it like
that and just kind of perfectly grabbed it and slid it off. And I was like, Oh,
I just broke my phone and I picked it up.
Oh, you fixed your phone.
But the downside of that is now I don't have the privacy screen anymore.
And anytime on my phone in public now, it's just like,
just like scrolling Instagram. I'm sorry, it's all Twitter from like,
porn stars we've interviewed or something like that.
Like every time, I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.
I can't get my phone.
I interviewed her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're friends in real life.
Yeah.
I'm supporting her work.
I literally own, I don't know about only,
only active porn stars I follow,
like actively tweeting are ones we've interviewed.
Yeah, okay, bud.
I'm serious!
Yeah, okay.
I'm serious.
My people are gonna fuck me up.
We've also interviewed a lot, bro.
There's a lot.
There are also, I was thinking,
because there are ones from yesteryear.
Who was the one that?
Yeah, only such a funny frame.
I only follow the ones we've interviewed.
I remember doing a blog series on a porn star where I was like
Making like bad PowerPoint presentations about my love for her
And like it's honestly god. It wasn't even points. I really Mac. No, it wasn't a point
I really liked it wasn't one I like follow like it wasn't like I was like, oh, that's a hot chick
It was just like it what guy forget her name. She was a bigger gal
And I had like these powerpoints god damn the YP real beaters era like Milton yeah I remember
living in an apartment in the south south end of Boston and I remember like
my friend being like what are you doing I'm like I'm just work on his powerpoint
dude I think that stuff's hilarious.
And like, you know, you're reaching an age
where people are kind of like,
why are you doing that and talking about it?
It's like, I don't know, I still think that shit's fucking.
Yeah, I got it.
I was 25 years old trying to woo a porn star.
It was funny.
Yeah, I still find that funny.
Fuck you.
I also love like people that have bits
that aren't for public.
Like, can you look up, can you go on
patthepoolboy.com, just go patthepoolboy.com. This is a classic Beav thing, where he's the manager
of Pup Punk, we just find out things about him, where one day he'll just send us a link.
This is Kate's Pat.
This is Kate's Pat, the Beav. He'll just send us a link and he just made himself
where if you need a pool clean, you get Pat the pool boy. What's a sheep without a shepherd?
I can't even swim never learned don't want to my swimming is clean and this is a bit
That's just for the boys just for the fellas. You know he actually do it though
No, no, it's just for you know what this is awesome. It's so fucking funny
But you know the the the commitment to this bit like yeah
You have to go to like, you know, go daddy or whatever by the domain. He's got going to do me
He had a fucking
This is really fucking yeah
It is he was talking about this on moot can't sleep recently and I sent the link to everyone in the band
I was like you guys got to see this shit It's amazing. No
Foster care
parents deceased siblings disease
restrictions pulls
Yeah
Let's see Pat took on an additional vow of celibacy as a proverbial consummation of the marriage of the last 15
Ridiculous ridiculous, but the beef is just the best and it's it's people like this that come and on an additional vow of celibacy as a proverbial consummation of the marriage over the last fifteen years. This is ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
But the beef is just the best and it's people like this that come into our lives at Barstool
where it's like yeah he's one of one.
We'll never meet another beef.
Yeah totally.
There's so many of those that you know you can't take them for granted you know.
There's plenty of people here like that are probably a dime a dozen you know. You could probably find a million of me, a million of this, a million of that.
Then there are people that's like, there is not one person on the planet Earth like you.
No, I mean this guy's got the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise in his hands basically.
I remember finding that out being like, oh you're going to be a billionaire.
And he still might be.
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That one that came on Netflix wasn't quite it, but I thought that was going to be the
one that sends it to the moon.
If he becomes a billionaire, pop punk shows are going to start looking like kiss shows
completely.
Quickly.
He will put that money back into the shows for us.
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What else is cooking?
So what's the latest with Pup P pop punk you guys have any shows coming babies?
So no, all right, but we'll do shows for sure like we're gonna do another tour like we did
Last year this year, so probably like fall college towns probably to me pop bugs one of my favorite things that ever
Developed a parcel. Yeah, it's just I forget was your first ever show
I don't think it was but the Super Bowl in Georgia oh no it wasn't our first but it
was like our third or something yeah it was early and I got I remember being
there and being like this is legit so fucking cool that I'm like even part of
this company like that that that night was like one of like the coolest thing
that was a really fun night so sick that was the night that I got accused of
Pissing the bed at the the house. Oh, it was not me
But I listen I was a little tipsy and I'm not a big drinker so that night that night
I was drinking and woke up at the Barstool house
I called an uber back to my hotel because I wasn't staying at the house
And I remember it was like my first real hangover and my driver was trying to like give me a tour of
Atlanta he's like you want me to show you Al Capone's old house and I was like no
I don't want to see it and I got a call from YP on that uber he's like bro did
you piss the bed last night I was like I don't think so I was like I'm not wet at
all so if I did it's physically impossible. I got up
Yeah, I pissed on it peed in the buzzer. I don't I don't think so
And thank God it was not me who wasn't someone with a last name final
He's not in this room. Oh, is he your brother?
Yeah.
I mean, it runs in the family.
And I believe it was confirmed by your dad.
The story was like he came down and he was like,
Oh no, it's my son.
Bro, I want to forget.
When Fidel Berg, I probably first met my friends in New York early on.
And I had just found out that he's just a chronic bed
Piss her and I remember saying like for real like how many beds do you think you piss you go?
How many do you think I slept in?
It really honestly like
Looking back. I was never that bad like I wasn't a bed wetter, but I have wet beds before yeah
But like it's but to me. It's it's kind of a binary thing. It's pretty, I feel like you either do it or you don't.
Yeah.
There's not many people who have like, I've peed once.
My early to mid 20s, again, it wasn't crazy,
but we were probably over 10.
That's a lot.
That's way more than that.
Actually, we were around 10, around 10.
I'll give it 8 to 12.
Yeah, I'm not a bed wetter. No, really really have you ever peed like no like the closet what like I was not
I didn't get up like piston like they think they're in the bathroom
They're thinking nobody that's how the Gallagher brother feud started in oasis
When they were like I don't know 16 Liam came home super drunk and pissed on Noel's new boombox.
Ever since then, it's been fucking button heads.
So they still went on to do that.
Yeah, Oasis hadn't even started at that point.
That's great.
But they started the band.
And they'll still attribute it back to that.
They're like Kane and Undertaker in real life.
Oh yeah.
They need to have an MMA match, just like winner.
No, no, no, we got 72 days till the reunion.
We need to keep them apart till then. Bubble wrap about till then is that gonna be your like best moment you think you
maybe yeah ever yeah like me and a travel in the world going to Cardiff
Wales like what else I think this is it for you this is it it's it's when they
got together when like McGregor was not a fucking rapist and like winning the title and talking
We didn't we didn't even have to go there
Like if McGregor like beat kabebe in two seconds and then went on to be like the most monogamous man of all time like maybe
In an idol But when they got back together like my fiance looked at me like so genuinely was like
I think this is what you've wanted more than anything in the world since I've known you yeah
I'm like it literally is and then the fact that I was able to get a ticket is insane to the I know
It was not also didn't eat like it was complete like coincidence because we were on tour with pop punk
I was in we had just gotten to Philly.
It was one in the morning and I had to stay up till four in the morning
to make sure I got in the queue or whatever.
I get in the queue, Nate gets in the queue at the same time.
He's like 500,000th in, or he was over 120,000 in line.
I was 500.
Like 511 or something.
So I'm like, holy fuck, I'm'm gonna get it like I'm definitely gonna get tickets
Yeah moment take my phone out and like this is content
Let me film me getting tickets as soon as I press film kicks me off my mobile hotspot
Kicks me out of ticket master, and I was like oh my god. I just ruined it refresh the page. Thank God
It's still on there. I try to buy four tickets cuz I'm like that's the most you could buy
I'm sure I'll be able to find out people to get get the tickets to whatever
My credit card declined because I'm trying to spend 800 euros
the night while I'm in Philly
So I had to do it like ten times in the last time that it could have possibly worked
I had like three seconds left on the countdown it went through. You must have been so wet. I was sweat and I texted Nate like we knew like all right if you get tickets
One of them is mine if I get tickets one of them is yours. I texted him like I'm 511
We're getting them and then he did not get a text for the next couple minutes, and he said he was just panicked
So the fact that we got in the next night in Philly we did don't look back in anger the whole crowd was going nuts
Like it was like a moment moment so I can't wait that
you guys had that for Oasis and then you told him to go to the game for Ovi you
predicted that one of the greatest day of all time yeah yeah you were like
April 3rd or whatever he's gonna break the record in February dude I'm going to
those games I went to one of the games I went to the game with him and I was like, how'd you get these seats? He's like Bob told me two months ago
Right now they'd so good at like like when I when I go to a game I'm like, I just won't be in the building
I'll go wherever I don't care. But Nate is like thoughtful and
He had we were right on the dot on like OV's dot where he'd be for two periods
And I was like, how did you get these seats?
Like these have to be like the most sought after seats. And he's like, yeah,
Bob texted me.
Bob Fox and game time tweet about it from a caps fan in February. That was like,
uh, I hope OV does it when they're coming to New York.
And I looked at when they were coming to New York and like did quick math and I
couldn't literally figure it out. But I texted Nate that moment.
And I was like, you should probably buy this tickets now.
Definitely yeah that's awesome.
What concert for you guys would be like is there something that would be like Oasis level
for you?
Frank Ocean for PAVS.
Frank Ocean for sure.
I would probably also say.
You're Frank Ocean too.
Frank Ocean is your answer?
I've said this yeah.
Does he not tour?
I thought he tours.
He like doesn't. Frank Ocean did like one show in the last nine years. I hate Frank Ocean. Ocean do yeah right ocean is your answer I've said this yeah I thought he
doors like Ocean did like one show in the last I hate Frank Ocean he's so
fucking dramatic didn't he do Coachella these people it's like do it your
years ago I know but like I hate these people it's like it's whatever do
whatever you want your life I can't care but it's like make an album go on tour
do it like you get everyone's hopes up they love you and then you never give give them anything again. He's like he's the opposite Connie. I think I'm like a wrestler
The Lord to Frank Ocean is so big and what people want to see him so bad that
Tyler creator like three years ago teased that there's a special guest right to his festival right and it was Drake and Drake
Our special guest right biggest artist in the world fuck that I want this little niche R&B guy put out one out
Mine would have been blink, but that just happened last year or a couple years ago
That was awesome, and that was kind of mine for a long time. I had tickets to see Blink five separate times
and all five shows were either canceled
or I couldn't go for some reason.
Like I had five tickets.
That's crazy.
Five?
That's a lot.
Jesus, correct.
One of which was like a Brooklyn show, 100 cap.
They were playing nine, their top five songs.
100 cap?
It was like something like that on Spotify.
It was like a Spotify invited event and someone I know got invited said you could be my
plus one an hour before the show they got sick and they're like sorry I can't
go and I can't transfer the ticket and I was like oh what do you mean that's
it all worked out in the end because that would have been with skibba so like
I got to see him with Tom like that the reunion was the way to see them for the
first time.
That's very, yeah.
How much money do you think like those guys make now?
Blink-182?
Yeah, like, or anybody...
They got paid a fuckton to get back together from Live Nation.
Like they were getting back together, but Live Nation was like,
alright, we're gonna give you...
So we're not even talking about album sales or anything when it comes to those things.
It's all just touring. And they're just they're just like we want to do like 20 cities
with you so here's what like how much what do you think 30 million each maybe
oh wow that is if I had to guess 30 yeah I would guess it's just crazy and it was
like a hundred dates it was like a crazy man so they got their money's worth I
just I remember the
when we saw him at City and they were just about to put out the deluxe album of their album that's currently out there like
reunion album or whatever and
Mark was like trying to sell it or he's like it's gonna have like three new tracks
And it's like and then Tom goes, it's a money grab.
And I was like, okay, fuck it, now I'll buy it.
Now I'll buy it.
There's just so much money out there for like these legacy acts and music and especially
music.
I feel like now you know with the
exception of like the mega big people it's really like time to be you know the
people thriving the most are from the 90s and like early 2000 yeah you know it
is crazy that's why I really I've said this a million times but I really
believe there was something to like the music it's not just like old man or I
don't like the new stuff.
There's a reason why all these new acts cancel their tours,
why all the old acts are back out there.
I agree, but it's also like that.
I think that's the way it's been historically.
I think we've said this before.
The group that has the money, which now is supposed to be
millennials, is who big acts are for.
When I was a kid, my dad would go see the Rolling Stones. but it was the 90s but like the rolling stones would be doing TV garden and stuff like that
yeah there's always legacy acts for sure I just feel like it's usually coupled with like the current acts are out there fucking crushing yeah and I don't know if that I mean at least in the rap world that's the case. I was gonna say, I don't know if this is just like a rock and roll bias thing, but I feel like bands were also such a, like, I'm more inclined to become a fan of a band than a
single artist.
And I don't know if everyone's like that.
Probably not, because nowadays most artists are just solo artists.
Well, I'll tell you what's crazy, is starting a band, rather than being a single artist.
I know it is, but it's like-
I mean, just the thought though of being like, we're gonna go on tour and I have to split this five ways. Having like multiple personalities in the band and the
dynamic to like be a fan of it and look through the evolution of a band. Yeah, I'm with you on that.
That's way more interesting to me. I'm with you on that. I'm just saying from a business point of view though.
I feel like that could be part of the reason why people are gravitating more towards bands and not like solo artists.
But I don't know. It's just, it's, it's, you know, everything else is gonna be equal except for
how much money goes into your pocket at the end of the day, right?
Unless you can really somehow show that like the four of us,
five of us together makes more money.
But I mean, I remember Hootie, Darius Rucker talking about going back together
with Hootie and he was kinda like, I'm taking a pay cut for this.
Yeah, but like also like that like like for a reunion type deal
It's like I would imagine Daris Rutgers like I have so he's not doing this for the money
I just want to hang out the boys. Yeah, yeah
Change up the set list. You know he probably did his Daris Rutgers country set list for
Six years in a row right and was like all right
I want to fucking sing all those hootie songs again, and I want to do covers again
It's like if you if you had as much money as there is rocker had which is probably a couple hundred million
Maybe less money. Yeah, I get is a no money
It's more money than he'll ever spend in his life
And then they were and they were like, what do you really want to do right now?
He's like I honestly just want to hang out with my friends. Yeah, no way. That's true. No way
But that's that's cracker
That it's not close to what we thought those aren't true, but like no way it's 12 million dollars
I don't know where it's worth at least a hundred mil you would think
There is we get fucked man. He said that his price to do a wedding is a million
I don't think it's one-tenth of his net worth
Yeah, I'm just you know it's very interesting to like my point is you had
12 million dollars and it's like what do you want to do this year? It's like I
don't know I kind of want to hang out with my friends. Well guess what you could do that and we'll give you two
million dollars or five million dollars whatever it is you go. And also I'm sure Darius
probably could sell out arenas but I know for a fact as Darius you selling out Amphitheaters
Hootie gets back together they play the garden right away. Right, right. So it's like that could also be fun
Let's change it up and start playing arenas again. Mm-hmm. I saw them on that reunion tour
It was the bare naked ladies and hootie and the blow from legends, bulky 90. I took my mom
We were fucking raging like who was that? Who was like that right now? I just don't you know, I'm sure there's some band
That's you know, but to me like I mean who do was fucking insane that that album has like four or five like saying
That's story of how they like got so popular is yeah, the letterman stories
Yeah, you know I'm sorry about going around colleges where they do no no he was he was Letterman like they got on the radio and
Letterman
Was in his car and like heard the song.
But there was something about like he was about to go through a tunnel or had gone through a tunnel and lost reception.
Yeah. But like was able to just hear like a snippet of hold my hand or only want to be with you or whatever it was.
And it was enough for him to be like, get these guys, book them on the show.
And he did that. And he said like, it just on a Monday and by Thursday we sold out like it was he heard
Him on Monday
They booked them for Friday or Thursday if they do it don't do a Friday show
They were the biggest back the biggest act in the world on Monday. That's fucking crazy
In a way that it was on a radio station that does not play that genre of music
It was it wasn't Letterman driving. He's the letterman was in his car had a drive got it and they were listening to some station
That does not play Wasn't letterman driving was the letterman was in his car had a drive got it and they were listening to some station that does
Not play hootie music the DJ just happened to like it. So he's like we would play this but like this song fucking rocks
I'm putting it on letterman. That's like a scene in a movie. Yeah
That thing you do
Incredible who Darius had said that they they were making good money. Like you said they were touring the East Coast
They were probably making 75 grand a year at the time,
which in the 90s, shitload of money.
And he's like, I was perfectly happy.
Like I didn't need to get to the next level.
He's like, but like it happened like that.
Like in one world.
You know, it's so interesting that like there's probably
less barriers of entry than ever now.
You don't necessarily need a label,
you don't need all these things.
However, so it's easier to get in,
but I think it's easier to pop back then because it was like if you get on let if you're a comic and you do a letter
I'm inside like your careers things are more strange now
You could do those things now, and it's like yeah, you could do SNL and people might not write it right right
I keep thinking about how inspiring the blue man group is like the blue man group
I had to explain the blue man group to my nephew this weekend in Vegas
People don't know about the blue man group to my nephew this weekend in Vegas I had to explain to somebody the other day too People don't know about the blue man group
You guys buy this today Jack
Wow
Yeah it's a neat village right
Dude they make ba ba ba ba ba bank
Well there's 10,000 of them I think
Like the blue man group is like there's 10 hun- there's a dozen blue man groups in the
world
It's a franchise
Yeah yeah yeah
But I think there's like certain founders
But I think like the creators are like
The original blue men start your own like chick-fil-a. I think it's like you can technically we were talking about
Group when like you get off stage you just perform for 12 people you're covered in like lead pain
Guys, I don't think it's working. I'm going back to Deloitte, all right?
No, this is stupid.
There's some guy like, stick with it, man.
I think one day we're going to be worth $100 million.
Like, yeah, OK, look at us.
It doesn't all come off.
You're just looking like a smurf on the subway.
Yeah, it's straight Tobias Bugay.
Are they staying the next day?
I really need to know.
I bet they have it figured out by now.
Right?
But early on, I bet it was like, you go home with some chick,
you got blue all over the place.
Yeah, I don't know.
I also, I read an
article I'm realizing I didn't like finished article but it makes me think
like in terms of music and I wish I had finished it but it was something about
how like Christian music and lo-fi music are the two genres that people don't
need a face to the name or like they don't need to like kind of what you're
saying about how you like bands more than single artists because I like what's lo-fi it's just like it's like
like calm like almost like and you're mixing type music like relaxing beats
yeah okay yeah like study to it um that's like what you listen to when you're
editing that in the Indian music yeah but I don't like I just thought it was
interesting because yeah because I think booming and they can't figure it out, because it's
the first time that people don't care about the storyline.
And it's almost like, oh, so maybe AI artists
will be a thing if we could.
For those things.
I mean, I think people like Christian rock,
because they're a religion.
So if that's AI.
In Christian rock, they do know who it is.
It's Jesus
You have someone to picture right?
And the lo-fi shit is like I'm listening to this while I study so I wouldn't care if that's a person or AI Yeah, it's like elevator music almost
Audio book start plan no I have like the sometimes this thing pops on like the... Oh yeah.
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The episode is fine.
The episode is traditional, like Black Mirror.
The idea is this guy created, it's our boy Will Paltor.
He creates a video game that is the first ever,
he said these are like living beings,
they're completely digital though.
And they're these little like yellow,
they're called thronglets,
they're like little like,
brr brr brr brr brr little creatures.
And the idea is like they're alive, right?
And in the Black Mirror show,
they like take over this guy's brain
and all this crazy shit happens.
I won't spoil that, but the show's whatever.
They, but the game is called thronglets
and they created at the very end during the credits, a QR code pops up. But the game is called Throne Lutz, and they created, at the very end,
during the credits, a QR code pops up.
And I was like, what's that?
And they created a game, and I went and played it,
and it's fucking addicting.
It's like a little bit of Sim City,
a little bit of Lemmings, you have these little creatures,
you have to feed them, it's like Tamagotchi,
you have to feed them, keep them entertained,
and clean them, and then you have to build a bridge,
you cut down trees and they have to like,
and I mean, I went down a hole, I blinked,
and I put on a screen record, I was like,
let me record myself playing this for a tweet,
and I forgot that I was screen recording,
and I got a phone call, talked to Shay,
go back, the screen recording was 45 minutes long. This is it, you play with these little creatures,
you feed them apples, you throw them beach balls,
and you scrub them up, and then you have to build a bridge
by cutting down trees, but then you find out that
bones are better than trees, so if you kill them,
you get their bones and you build the bridge faster,
but then you kill them, but then if you're like, I'm gonna be nice and I don't kill them, they get overpop and you build the bridge faster, but they get mad and you kill them. But then if you're like, I'm going to be nice and I don't kill them, they get
overpopulated and more of them die. It's like this whole thing.
I'm not saying environmental conservative or conservationist.
But bro, I couldn't, I mean it was really...
Someone's going to clip this segment and they're going to insert the Dave clip from the rundown
the other day where he goes, you got a lot of time in here. Did you see bro? I couldn't win. You can't win. He was, I was talking about, um, video
game, like the last of us and like the TV show and the video game. And then I was talking
about WrestleMania and he was like, boy, like you're watching all this shit and like playing.
It's like, that's what we do. You're watching the TV show too.
And you told them, you're like, I don't watch wrestling every week, dude. Like, you're watching the TV show too.
And right after you told him, you're like,
I don't watch wrestling every week, but I'll, you know,
pay attention to what storylines are going on.
He's like, you're watching wrestling every week?
Like, you're like, wrestling and video games,
wow, I understand what he's talking about.
They're inherently nerdy, basement boy shit.
Yeah.
It's like, absolutely our demographic. But also, like, there's always's always been like a part of KFC radio that's been inherently nerdy
I know that actually let me know and this is not a surprise, but I was like this man knows nothing about me
Video games and wrestling is like they're my two favorite things ever. Yeah, let me show you my tattoos like that last week
I'm Kevin, nice to meet you. You're a Mets fan?
Wow loser tattoos I got last week. You're a Mets fan? Wow. Loser. I watched Black Mirror the other night. I just did the first episode. I did too. I didn't care for it. Which one was
that one? Rashida Jones. To me they're very, it's like the Twilight Zone.
Like I put them on when I'm like, if I, if I, there's no movie I want to watch
and I'm not gonna like, I watched all the new episodes of the shows that I'm really watching if I want
To be on my phone like it's just kind of like a book on and it all I just people talked about it like fucking
III after watching the first episode I was like I think I'm putting black mirror in the same box
I put Nathan Fielder and where people say it's fucking genius
I think it was the original yes, I think people were it was. The original season. Yes, probably. I think it was.
I thought people were saying that again about this season.
I certainly wouldn't.
I mean, it's always all of them are far-fetched and silly now.
There's always one theme, question, kernel of truth
or something that makes me like that's thought provoking.
Like, what if the world went down that road?
Or what if you could gaslight someone in real life, like in real life like like some just far-fetched shit, but it's it's not like the
It's not what it once was I think they ran through all like the plausible idea kind of cool
That was the in the first episode. I was like they're doing way too much
Where the first episode was like is like here's our commentary on
Pharmaceutical sales the medical industry and only fans yes subscription like it was like and also
the subscriptions like it's on Netflix yeah I want you to watch the gas
lighting one is fucking preposterous it's like how is the the Star Trek one
because I liked the original USS Callister oh I didn't know that I haven't
gotten through them all yet so there's a sequel to that which apparently 90 minutes, and they said they made like a movie
Yeah, see I like Kristen Milioti from the penguin. Yeah, I like Callister to Calisthenics
Yeah, that was good. I like the um
the
There was another space one with Aaron Paul. Yes
Yeah, that's like a little mini movie too. That was a good job, partner. Yeah. That's like a little mini movie, too. That was like an hour and fifteen.
That was like last season.
That was the only one I liked from last season.
Yeah.
They always have one that I think is good and the rest are kind of like whatever.
I think I misunderstood.
I thought you guys said-
I'm sure that people out there would think-
Without Pavs included, it said that one was like really good.
I just watched Shutter Island last night for the first time ever.
What do we think?
Oh, good one.
So crazy.
I did not see it coming at all.
Yeah.
I don't know why I didn't.
And I thought it was about, for some reason, like an island of celebrities that looked
like other people.
And then like, I just like had it all around.
Before you watched the movie or mid movie?
Like mid movie I was like, all right, where did the celebrities come from?
That's a great one.
What inspired this?
I was just like telling, I was with my family this week and I was like, oh I've been too scared to watch Shutter Island alone, but I want to watch it.
And my sister was just like, well let's watch it.
Because it's so up my alley.
But I had this fear of being crazy that I think I'm officially off the hook for schizophrenia.
You're not schizophrenia.
That's good.
I'm not schizophrenia.
Congrats.
Hell yeah.
I didn't realize that was the... I know you were stressed about that. I probably could have told you about it.
Jackie's actually brought this up a lot.
I could have told you you're definitely, definitively,
not schizophrenic.
We have a pact.
No, no, no.
I don't think that that's definitive.
I've asked Pyliff to keep Jack on me, because sometimes I just-
Really?
I'm fully in charge if I have to send her to an institution.
Yeah.
You're Jackie's power of attorney.
I just like, we spend eight hours sit next to each
other every day I do a little check what makes what makes you think and what did
you were you ever like as long there's been times like you know the craziest
you can be what are you talking about well I have like um okay so I realize
that this is like normal but I'll definitely have periods of being like
kind of out-of-body like this isn't real and like I kind of freak out. Well yeah we know she's in a simulation and shit. But like it gets a little, and then there was just definitely a period
so I like I like was on Lexabrow before like anxiety medication and then like I
cut it off cold turkey and like you're not supposed to do that. I went really
crazy guys. When? I kind of kept it like. I can say you've never you know you've
just been the same old idiot here. Well I remember when I was kind of like crying there was just a period where I was like also like crashing out and like
going through like a thing but like
During that period I definitely was like
Kind of keeping it in check up here
And I thought that I was and then and then I was having like brain zaps and I didn't realize it was like when you
It's a brain zap so when you cut cut off like Lexbra or like anxiety medication,
you like literally see electricity
and hear electricity in your head and it's really crazy.
And I didn't know that that was a thing.
So I was like, oh my God, it's starting.
How long is it?
When, when will you give me the timeframe?
Now I sound crazy too.
When was this happening?
Maybe now I'm back on.
Right here.
Checking in here.
That was perhaps job now.
That should have speed dialed. What was it? Like what period was this happening? A year. I remember coming into the studio
every now and then you had been crying. Yeah. I just thought that was like girl shit. Like
but I think that yeah it was good like I got stuff down that I needed to get done. But I think it was largely because I cut off.
But I needed a little bit of insanity to unhinge this.
You gotta make a mess before you clean up.
Anyways, I don't know why I was talking about Shadow Island.
I feel like Shadow Island is the movie that people are like, it's like underrated, but
it's not, because we all say that, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's not mentioned with the Aviator and the Departed and all these other ones, but it's
like, you are, we're always saying that.
So we're mentioning it.
Are you the one that has the tweet about Shutter Island, about the towel, about the way Leo
wears his towel?
I don't know, I do get mad about how people wear their towels.
So funny, where's it right?
It was in the nips? No, Lou. Lou is the high guy. I thought it was gas. Lou rocks it up around his sternum. I'm like, what are you doing, dude?
You gotta cover your nips up like a girl. Yeah, no, I get very towel judgy. I feel like it might have been
an old tweet of yours in the past because ever since I I saw the tweet of the Towel up to his nips. I've never been a
Crazy move for there you go. There you go. There is I'm watching Shutter Island end
Is this it?
Now no, that's a Jackie tweet me
By the way, oh
Yeah, that's you know, that's too high Oh, but he had a towel.
That's too high.
My belly button is on my hips.
The belly button is too high.
Anything above the belly button is too high.
But Lou would be up here.
By the way, speaking of Lou, I texted him because in that Black Mirror episode, he invented that.
Which one?
The dumb dummies.
The what? D dumb dummies.
The what?
Dumb dummies.
The streaming website that the husband goes on.
What Chris O'Dowd is doing.
Wait, where he starts drinking piss?
Remember the first episode?
Oh, yes.
I remember that.
Where he's like, I'll do it for $10.
I'll do it for $20.
No, it was for followers.
Yes.
It was, it would do.
What would you do or something?
I forget.
I texted him.
He couldn't remember the name either.
But I was like, uh. He just keeps pulling up tweets about it something? I forget I text him. He could remember the name either, but I was like
I hate my towels literally this morning in my apartment I hate these fucking towels those towels just your towel Nazi look here's the deal I've been
talking on the internet for 15 years I mentioned towels a couple I want a towel that's like a rag basically you know what I mean?
Yeah, stop up the water you're good up the soft ones is just you just moving around
Yeah, there are two kinds of towels in this world towels that dry it and towels that don't dry
Yeah, and it's all the soft towels are like
It's like a robe almost yeah, maybe it feels nice around you
But yeah when you put the robe on and you can feel yourself like the wet bouncing on you again.
There are towels like that.
Those are such kinds of towels.
Don't you feel as though if you only put it around your hips that like...
Doesn't it...
What's the point of not drying your top half?
No, you dry and then I put it on.
Before you put clothes on, you're not naked.
Why aren't I naked?
It's like you're brushing your teeth or doing another shit at the sink.
You just put it around your waist.
You guys put it around like your chest
Yeah, but like that would actually be really funny if girls just the waist to
There's probably so many movies
You got we could probably make such a great list of movies they need to watch.
Oh yeah.
You know, maybe not him, he's a nerd, but maybe you.
I'm missing a lot for sure.
There's so much stuff from that era.
I saw, you know, these-
We're getting paths on Fast Five this week.
Yeah.
I saw somebody breaking down the time period between wonder years.
Wonder years are set in like the 50s and made in the 80s or 60s
and 80s. And Happy Days, same sort of thing. And and you think
of that as like, it was it was harkening back to such an old
time. It would be like a show now set in 2005. Crazy. Imagine. Imagine if you were like, time to do this
period piece where we're gonna show, we're gonna dress and talk and act like they did
in 2005. Yeah. Yeah. That's fucked. Again though, I do feel like something happened.
Maybe we hit like an internet revolution or like things have changed, but they haven't
changed that much
I don't think I think if you did something in 2005 you'd be like, oh, I remember those songs
I remember like that was close but like inherently
Everything is still in the same ballpark. Whereas like I think the difference was like the 60s to the 90s is like crazy
I think I think I agree with you, but I think it's because we live through it
Yeah, we're like like if you ask me like do I look different?
I'd be like I don't look that different. Yeah, and you show me a picture 20 years ago. Oh shit
I look really fucking if you show me a car from oh five
Like remember like cop cars and like the movies and like the 70s and 80s look like we're like totally you know
I drive a car from oh wait. Yeah, and it's not even yeah
Yeah, I feel like we almost just like plateaued a little bit in terms of like certain looks and technology and
maybe I'm wrong but I think things definitely slowed down at the very least
yeah we just reached a point where it's like yeah it's all see I like movies we
talked about this I would say things sped up really I think it's just weird
let's get into it and we've been here every every day. It feels like it's changing slowly.
We had this discussion about movies though, like that, you know, if you watch Jurassic Park from 1992, it's still
graphics wise and shit looks awesome.
Yeah.
Where, you know, in some ways almost like better and that's crazy that like, you know, you're talking like 30 years later.
They spent so much more time on that. Yeah.
Yeah, some of these like CGI movies now look like that looks fake compared to this so like there
It's got to be some level of like we've reached
Critical mass or whatever you want to call it where it's like it doesn't get much better
That's what people bring that up with all the time. Yeah, like you look at like
PS 2 to ps3 and it's like holy massive
Yeah, and then like ps4 to ps5 and you're like yeah, It looks a little better fucking iPhones are all kind of like it's just incremental you know until maybe there's another you know
Explosion or whatever I don't know
Do you feel any kind of like I was born in the wrong generation? I feel like I
You don't if I had to pick one person to be the poster of this is you I guess so
But I feel like it's such a cringy like no But also yeah, but you are I mean you you know yeah
I think I would have had a lot of fun if I was you again
26 oh my god
I think I would have had like a lot of fun if I was born like grew up with my brother and sister like my
Sister's nine years older than me brothers 12 years. I mean wait. You know the music you listen to Star Wars
Oh, yeah, it's all shit, you know, yeah
I was thinking that day I watched complete unknown the other night and I was thinking I was like
60s look like they ripped
Like I was like farting around the West Village on a motorcycle shooting up to Newport. That's right
I mean, there's also nothing stopping
Like this like Pat has a motorcycle I could borrow.
I can do it right now.
I can walk out the door and go get on a motorcycle
and ride to Newport.
But in 65, it was different.
Pat is like a motorcycle junkie.
They'll post time lapse videos of him driving around
to Massachusetts that actually fun to watch.
He's doing content of being, which would be so funny.
I want him to make a a motorcycle whatever show page whatever
it is get a whole bunch of followers and then come out to them as gay and just
have them be like why once that happens it's how he comes out to us that he's
straight it's like dude you're straight yeah he's always I fucking hate chicks
I would like to live in a time where there's no technology that would be cool.
I don't know what my career would be.
I couldn't survive living in like North New Jersey, New York in the 60s, 70s or 80s.
I think maybe the 90s I could get away with.
The 90s are the greatest era of all.
Yeah, but like that's why I feel like I can't say I was born in the wrong era like if I was born in the 70s why do you
say you couldn't live I think I get stabbed on the subway or something
going over Yankee you're not tough enough yeah no I was born in the right
era I'm allergic to all fruit but it just imagined living in that era of like
where we were talking about this a couple episodes now,
of like, you just get a job, work for a few years,
and you've made enough money to like,
buy a house and retire and all that.
That would be cool.
My dad talks about that era.
He's like, yeah, when I got a job,
you're underpaid for five years,
you're overpaid the rest of your life.
Yeah, yeah, right.
That's not the case anymore.
It's funny, because it's either like,
unimaginable wealth for like, no, you know, you can be like an influencer who makes like $100 million or you can't make enough to buy a house.
It's like one extreme or the other. So there's some people like this is the greatest era ever because you're hundred million dollars, you know, like that there's more opportunity for that than than anything.
But that's the very top, you know, point oh one percent.
Yeah. The rest of us are just going to make like 50 grand until you die.
I don't know. People need to stop talking about their money.
That's the thing to do. People in New York are so quick to ask what your rent is that's kind of crazy
that is a super common question it's also a little I think there's a couple
things I think they're it's a little bit of commiserating and then it's a little
backdoor way to find out like how you're doing yeah was your rent and they
multiply it by four like that he got hit with that lawsuit as soon as he talked about making
100 million dollars and it's like I don't think that would have happened if you didn't talk about the money.
Just keep your business quiet bro.
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He's he is on the offensive and I don't know if that's gonna work for him,
the way he's doing it. What's that? The plug me? Yes. Shannon Sharp, a couple days ago,
announced he's gonna get a hundred million dollar deal and then this girl comes out and says,
this girl he dated consensually for two years, but is saying that he forced himself on her in two
different occasions. And he came out right away and made a video
being like, all these allegations are false.
He said, and the girl lawyered up with Tony Busby,
who's like the Jay-Z celebrity lawyer,
he goes after, you know.
And he said, Tony Busby is gonna put out
a 30 second snippet of a sex tape
that makes me look like an abuser.
I challenge them to put out the full video.
Go ahead, put out the full 10 minutes.
If I had it, I would, but I don't have access to it.
Oh my goodness.
So, but, and so I don't know, a lot of it,
like the timing seems suspect.
I think it's a little bit weird.
Like if you're in a consensual relationship,
that does not mean that you can't be abused or assaulted.
But it's just all a lot of like weird circumstances.
But when you're 54 and you're dating a 19 year old, I didn't know that at first.
Like, I do think he probably was probably a lot of weird shit on both sides.
But that to me is where it starts.
Yeah, well, down to that.
And that doesn't mean it's not illegal.
I mean, I think they need to change the age or something like that there needs to be a new
It's not based on just you do this and you're legal. It should be like an age gap thing
You know what I mean?
Like the old I was a divide your age in half seven or whatever like like if you okay if you're 18 you are legal
So weird we were like concerned with that when you were like 20
More people were concerned about that when they were like 20. I know. But isn't that funny that- Dude, more people were concerned about that when they were like 20 than like the 50 year olds. The 50 year olds just say it's illegal.
Oh my god, the New York Post headline is horrible.
Shannon Sharp to rape.
Yeah, that was, well, so then that was interesting though.
They put out this, this, she, she put up a phone clip a phone call clip and she says they're
arguing and she says stop manipulating me and he goes if you say that word one
more time I'm gonna choke the shit out of you which is not a good thing but the
headline of like I'm gonna choke you versus if you say that like it's like
you know Shannon Sharp says he's going to kill woman it's like if you do that
one more time I'm gonna kill you yeah So it's all very, but it all comes about
when once people find out that, you know,
you're flaunting your money.
But yeah, this is going to get, this is going to get,
he did offer her 10 million bucks upfront
to not say anything.
But, and I know that looks bad, but I don't know.
There's definitely a world where it's like,
that doesn't necessarily mean I did anything illegal,
but there's a bunch of shit that's going to be distaste, but there's a bunch of shit that's gonna be distasteful,
there's a bunch of shit that's gonna be private and weird,
and I'd rather that just not be out there.
But the look of, I'm willing to give this person
10 million dollars to go away, certainly looks guilty.
But if you're about to make 100 million,
and your people are saying, you know,
this will hurt your brand,
if we can make this go away, we should, but I don't know.
I'm not even giving someone $10 million.
I'm instead taking $90 million to not have a hassle.
That's really what it is.
And it's also like you're getting offered $100 million,
but not after these accusations come out.
So now you're going to get knocked down to like $50.
So you might as well give her $10 so that you start
doing the math and all this.
But it definitely does not look and sound
good and then he released like text messages that she sent to him that are
like crazy explicit being like one was like I want you to I want to put my
tongue in your ass and then you put a black baby in me oh my god this is gonna
get so fucking messy I don't know if this is distasteful to bring up right now.
Andor debuted last night in a Star Wars show.
She kept saying put a big black baby in me.
She's white.
She's white.
He goes, and this is another thing, they slide this in there, he goes, her name is Gabby,
which also is a little weird because she filed as Jane Doe and I don't think you're supposed
to out people but
I also sometimes think if you're gonna drag me and we're gonna be public then you gotta be public
But he goes her name's Gabby also known as Carly on only fans
Which is a way to like slide in that she's also an only fan girl
So it's a whole lot of mudslinging and all that did the uh, so young and the black baby reminds me of one of my
favorite jokes
It was like it was like 2001
Brady this Pat's one super bowl Brady was on Letterman and I guess at the time
Some woman had offered I'm sure what I'm sure he wasn't a real offer
I'm sure was a psychotic fan or whatever and someone had offered Brady a million dollars for a sample of his sperm so they could
Make their baby or whatever. That's actually a great idea. They should become studs. And David Letterman goes, you should take it.
Just send them Vince Willforks or something like that.
And I was like, that's fucking funny.
That would be great.
Of course, nowadays it's not OK.
Yeah, not OK.
I think there's a Jason Bateman movie about that.
The Switch Up, The Change Up, something like that.
You're mixing up two movies.
There is a Change Up. The Change Up stars Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds, a great movie.
And then you're thinking of...
The Switch?
No, The Switch is also a Jason Bateman movie.
You were thinking of, ah, god, what's it called?
It's Vince Vaughn.
Vince Vaughn has like a thousand games.
No, no, no.
I'm thinking of the Jason Bateman one,
where Jennifer Aniston is having...
She's gonna get inseminated.
He goes into the bathroom all drunk and spills the cup and he's like, I guess I'll just put
mine in there.
That's funny.
I'll just put mine in there.
I was gonna say, Andor, the new Star Wars show debuted last night.
Big big like change in Star Wars culture.
They said rape in a Star Wars for the first time. Yeah, there's an attempted rape
It was a joke
Like a guy forced himself like he's he's like it's heavily implied. He's grabbing her
She says he tried to rape me. It was like it's now and or is like Star Wars for adults. It's like yeah
Yeah, dark dark fucking real mature show, but I was sitting there in my fucking X-wing helmet my like
The ears do it don't listen Grogu don't listen that's fucking fucking hilarious
holy shit it's like the Jeff D. Laws like you didn't warn me for that one in Shutter Island they said the
N-word like heart R and I had such like a like white woman reaction was oh god
and I was so proud of myself
that was a good check
that was a good check. That was a good check.
Have you ever seen, me and you saw this recently, I think we were both watching like on TBS, the longest yard remake with Adam Sandler.
Stone Cold goes hard on Nellie.
Stone Cold goes hard on Nellie.
Are we seeing Coldberg or Stone Cold?
Both of them are.
But Stone Cold says, I mean he blatantly drops a hard R right on Nellie.
And that show, that movie is like a
fun sports movie. Yeah
Dude, they used to throw this shit around like that's how white man runs a football
Talk about Stone Cold driving his ATV into the fans. Did we talk about this? No. Oh at WrestleMania
He drove his ATV down the ramp and he crashes it into the barrier and there was a girl sitting front row
But there's still like several feet
Yeah
And she like it hits and she kind of gets jarred and then I think she sees the potential for like dollar signs and then just
Like collapses in her. She was pissed
Watch her just fall down like bro. If anything, that's like if you're sitting front row WrestleMania, it's an honor
I'd be like run me over
And run me over that being said my first wrestling event ever I was front row for the raw after WrestleMania 20
Stone Cold comes out does the beer bash beer all over my lap as a four-year-old I think yeah, and my dad was ready to fucking jump in barricade
No, no, this is an honor
But my brother brought up a great point about this.
Nick Khan had to go over to this girl right afterwards
and calm her down.
Well, even Stone Cold kind of gave her like a...
He was like, are you all right?
And then this was also kind of funny.
He misses the ramp to go on stage.
He's supposed to go up that black thing there,
that black ramp, so he's got to stop her.
And he has to bag it up.
And then they have to help him move it.
So my brother said, he's like, what if this girl
goes backstage?
She goes, I want that man sobriety tested right now
right after he does the beer test what happened he was he crashed into me and
he hurt me at WrestleMania look at this he got the wheel stuff
yeah you would think at this point that he would be like all right let me like
figure my shit out he's just like So fast I was watching from the fucking press box like oh my god
Watch this though. He does a little like double middles, and then he's zips down. Sit to the watch how fast he goes down the ramp here
He is moving, bro
Indoor that's a good ramp, he's got enough space there.
He's so badass.
And then what, he just kinda said, you guys are awesome and then left.
So both nights they had a legend come announce the attendance of the building, so the first
night it was Shawn Michaels, the second night it was Stone Cold, and he did a funny bit
where he's like, I don't know if this number's true so I'm gonna have to verify myself.
One!
One, two, one, three, one, four, one.
He is awesome, he is great.
Can you have a golf cart in New York City?
If you like, I've never seen one.
Can you drive one?
Probably not.
I'd venture to guess no, but you should be able to.
Yeah, you could do like,
I would love to get back on that scooter trend.
If we can have the city bikes,
I think we should have the scooters.
Yeah.
I mean, the Lime scooters?
Yeah. That was, I'm a scooter guy. I mean, you can have the city bikes. I think we should have the scooters. Yeah, I mean the lime scooters Yeah, that was that I'm a school. I mean you can have them
No, but we should have them like, you know, you can pick them up and drop them off
if you it's actually I think safer like the city bikes are
Heavy and you're pedaling and like I don't know. I think definitely safer
Yeah, I'm surprised that if you can do that
You should be able to do this city should just do the city scoots to or whatever
Oh, the the dead zones of those I didn't realize they had dead zones
I went to Atlanta last year for PFL was such a hot day
We're just cuts off or something. Yeah, and I wanted to see the hotel they film Loki at so I said fuck it
I'm gonna take one of those scooters
Yeah, took it over got back to my hotel and it. And I was like, far away from my hotel,
but I was like, I guess I just gotta fuckin' lug this thing.
The heaviest scooter you could ever imagine when it's dead.
It's like a hundred pound Razor scooter.
Lugged it all the way back to my hotel,
tried to like say, all right, I'm leaving it here.
It's like, no, no, this is a dead zone.
I had to lug this thing a mile away from my hotel,
and then walk back.
I took the scooter so I wouldn't sweat.
I got back to my hotel room like, boring.
Yeah, it was horrible.
I was cruising around Austin.
I took it like into the suburbs of Austin.
Frankie's a big scooter guy, so on the pump dates,
like in DC, we were zipping around.
Yeah, it's awesome.
And he and McAlphin could not keep up with him.
He's like zipping and zooming out of traffic.
I had one for a couple days in New York and I was
taking it from the old office up to Grand Central and I was flying up and
down Park Avenue and I was like this is so sick and I will eventually get hurt. Were you lugging it onto the train?
No, yeah it really was only two days and then it broke. We got a prototype so I
think I brought it on the Metro North with me and then like it was like one
trip and it broke but uh but yeah I'm a big-time scooter guy. That'd be fucking fire
So
Pup-pong coming up my mom's basement still cooking anything anything on the horizon may 4th
I'm doing my first ever 24-hour stream. I hope people tell fuck. Yeah, what's that for?
What made the force just made the fourth and it's the 20th anniversary of Revenge of the Sith this year.
So we're celebrating Revenge of the 5th as well.
It'll be like 11 a.m. on May the 4th
to 11 a.m. on May the 5th.
Have like a ton of stuff planned for it.
We're doing it in office or at home?
In office, yeah, in the Pup Punk studio.
So I think Nick Hamilton, Jake Bastard
probably gonna be with me probably the whole 24 hours.
Oh, you know what I wanna do?
I wanna play some WWF 2K with you.
Oh, that'd be great.
I started the other day and I'm very bad at it.
I have to like learn like.
Once you learn the basic stuff,
you'll get the hang of it.
The very beginning though is like setting up
like your faction and your group and all that.
Oh, you're doing like the MyRise stuff.
I must've just clicked into that by accident.
Is there a place where you can just wrestle and go?
Totally a place where you could wrestle and go also you'd probably
like the the showcase mode this year they have like two like story modes one
of them is called showcase mode where you play through like classic matches
play Hogan versus you like Hell in a Cell 98 not that one because this year's
faced on the Samoan bloodline so it's all matches that the Samoan bloodline
were involved in Alpha and Seekah, the Rock, the fucking head-trinkers, all of that. So it's uh, it's fun.
Should we get the gang back together and do that little game that we played?
Oh, yeah, that was fun. The three of us and Finn, me, Phil. Yeah. Yeah, I would I I'd love all those.
I'm definitely like I don't know if there's any other like little collaborative,
I'm sure they're like, even just like get together and play Mario Party one. Oh, oh, you know we got to play gang beasts
Have you played that?
Aren't they like little like color guys. Yeah, you like these little like each other off. Yes
Yeah, you're like on a dock or something like that great game. Yeah
You walk very funny and you like throw your arms and headbutt people and you pick them up and throw them off
But you can climb back up.
And then there's-
It's almost like that fall guy game
without the obstacles.
It's not like a race, it's just like a battle royal, right?
But yeah, so then you throw people-
Oh my God, throw them into the subway tracks?
You get hit by a subway track.
Holy shit!
Yeah, it's so fun.
I play with Keegan, he kicks my ass every fucking time,
but you get hit by a train.
There's one you do it on a dock,
and sharks jump out of the water onto the dock and eat you.
There's one where you're in an aquarium and a giant octopus comes out and kills you.
Yeah, this is my shit.
But yeah, this one will play and it's so frustrating and like annoying.
You just headbutt people and smash them and throw them.
Oh!
And then you gotta climb back up. This guy's about to get creamed by a fucking train.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
They can't get back up there can't make it like intentionally hard to
maneuver it's not that easy to climb up so like you got to hit like a thousand
buttons just to make this little climb and then yeah you do like best seven
it's fun all right so yeah we'll do some video game streams my mom's basements
always cooking be ready for the May 4th stream get ready for punk punk four
episodes of my mom's basement this week as well.
Ooh, it's a big week. Big week.
Is mine out? Yes. Yeah. Go listen to The Last of Us talk with me, Clem and Bob.
And our talk. Whoa, I don't know what that one is. That's cool.
Thank you, Bob. Appreciate it, man. Of course. Thanks for having me.
Thanks, big dog. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the fridge for a few minutes. I'm going to go ahead and put this in the fridge for a few minutes. Thanks for watching!