KFC Radio - Ryan Pownall Interview || Feits Has Been Doing Fashion Shows With His Nuts

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

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My asshole for sending my employee home to change. Let's call it right now. Yes or no? Probably. Okay. Let's see. For the record, I am female. That's how this begins.

Definitely then. I'm a 23-year-old software engineer. I'll tell you something before I'm way more important than the male or female is the age there. 23. I'm a 23-year-old software engineer. Part of my job oversees a group of eight other programmers. I do not enforce a dress code. I'm fine with the other programmers wearing T-shirts and tank tops as long as they are not outrageous in nature but the one thing that i

will never capital ox tolerate is visible underwear recently i hired a new employee she's the only other female on board uh of the nine including myself she is extremely intelligent with excellent problem solving skills but i've had to reprimand her three times in two weeks she's been with us about my no visible underwear rule. She refuses to wear a racerback bra whenever she wears a tank top. It's distracting because my desk happens to be directly behind hers, meaning I have to look directly at her visible bra straps all day while working. This morning was the last straw when she arrived wearing a turtleneck tank dress. What's that, Jackie? A turtleneck tank

dress? How do you have it? It's like the turtleneck but like no arms. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. But tank usually means something over your shoulders. This would be more like neck into like a under your armpit, right? I think it comes out onto your shoulders. This would be more like neck under your armpit, right?

I think it comes out onto your shoulders. Okay. Turtleneck tank dress. I have a similar outfit to hers, and I thought it was a very professional look. What wasn't professional about it was that her bra straps were hanging out and about to fall down. I called her into a vacant office room and told her that I was sending her home until she concealed her straps. I tried making it clear that coming to work with visible underwear was unacceptable.

She left and came back an hour later, but she was at her desk crying. I apologized and said that I didn't mean to upset her as well as how she would make a great contribution to our programming team, blah, blah, blah, but she seemed upset. I will still stick by my rule, but was I the asshole by raising my voice at her

and sending her home? I want to make the work environment distraction free. Come on over, Jackie. Is this working? Okay. What do we think? Were you listening to that or no? Long story short,

getting sent home because your bra straps were visible And the boss you have Has a no visible underwear rule That's ridiculous Also she's 23 The boss is 23 The boss is a 23 year old female

Sending another female home Because she has a no visible The boss That is exactly 1000% sending another female home because she has no visiting. The boss isn't hot. The boss. That is exactly it. 1,000% is that this is a one girl is cute, the other is not. I also. The no visible underwear rule is.

I was going to go the other way because I have noticed as I sashay the streets of New York, the whale tail making quite a comeback. Bro, so that's what quite a comeback, bro. So that, that's what I was going to say. The no visible underwear is a, uh, a fine rule. Like, yeah.

Um, the problem is the enforcement of that for bra straps, bra straps are not visible underwear. Thongs sticking out of your pants is visible underwear. Bras. I venture to say bra straps visible turn off. Yeah. They're kind of like sloppy. Yeah. It's like,, visible, turn off. Yeah, they're kind of sloppy

almost. It's like this skin-colored thing. Yeah. Because they wear them like a thousand days in a row. Jackie, how many days in a row do you wear a bra? A lot. Really? Oh yeah. Girl, come back. I would say that...

Don't you huff and puff. It's the goddamn job! I would say my guess would be girls rotate like three bras. What? Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yep. And you don't want to wash it that much because then it breaks the bra.

So you try and like. Yep. It gets pretty gross. Yeah. They just got three titty holders and that's it. And they just rotate them in and out. Bro, I've lived with women and I never noticed this. What did you think?

You thought it was like an everyday wash? I mean, I didn't do the laundry. I mean, it's not like... It was old-fashioned style. Old-fashioned. It was a real old-fashioned type relationship. I never once Did the laundry So I don't know

I just assumed The bras were getting cleaned That's great I would say That you have You know I would think You probably have

Different bras Or different dresses That have straps In certain ways But your everyday If it's not talking About like that Like three

That you just rotated And probably more Like you wear Your favorite one all the time, right? Yeah, well, where, like, you got the black one for when, like, if you have to show the bra straps. You have a lacy one if, like, you're really, whatever. And then, like, tan. Your nude go-to. It's just like you're not going to see the bra at all. Like, you know, like, you have all those.

But, like, you try and wash as minimally as possible so you get away with whatever you can get away with because they're expensive. You don't want to have to wash it and then have it... This is also a poor girl talking. Yeah, exactly. It's also just like you don't want to have to go get a bra.

They're all different sizes. Victoria's Secret is completely one. So when you find one that works, you stick to it. I get that. I get that. I ain't breaking this one. I totally get that. How often are you breaking bras?

What? How often are you breaking bras? No, she just means, like, I'm not giving up on this one. I'm not changing, you know, I'm not going to lose one. Anyway, so, but, like, I won't, like, get gross. I don't, like, I don't really, I mean, as we know, like, I only sweat on one side, really. So, like, I don't really, like, I'm not, like, it's, like, I don't really, I mean, as we know, like, I only sweat on one side, really, so, like, I, like, don't really, like, I'm not, like,

it's, like, I can get away with it. You just have one gross raw tit side, and that's it. Dude, I thought girls thought guys were gross because they don't wash their jeans that often. Right. It's crazy. The double standard is nuts. Yeah. Because that is right on your skin. You do get boob sweat.

It's right, like like Not in your armpits But it's like there It's And then they just fucking You just use it All like So how many times Like

Are we talking They all get washed once a month I hate it when you Get on your Fucking high horse About being gross It's like you sleep You sleep

In your own farts And chocolate bars Bro Can I tell you something I'm with you Fuck this guy Can I tell you something I'm'm with you. Can I tell you something? I'm going to send a picture of him today. Don't!

I'm going to send a picture of him today. The underwear I was wearing yesterday was so ripped. He's talking about your underwear. It was clean, though. It was so torn and shredded that I slept in it because I fell asleep so early last night. I slept in it. And fell asleep so early last night. I slept in it, and then in my somber, I guess I ripped it some more. And I was – one thing I did this morning on top of watching a few Seinfeld episodes and The Informer was I was just having kind of like a model show,

like a fashion show in front of my mirror. Okay. Where I would come in. Just having yourself a day. I would come in like this. I would walk at it and I'd turn and I'd need to see my nuts swing out. What?

And I'd start laughing my ass off. I'll be honest, I thought that was a weird story at first. I mean, it's definitely a weird story. I thought I was going to be like, why are you doing that? But I'm like, okay, it's fine. You had yourself a morning just swang swang but your underwear was on and you can see your nutswing bro i'm gonna put i'm gonna send you a picture

tonight yeah because so that means it was so ripped that you it was see-through or it was open no open wide open it's it's a red pair of boxes red pair of briefs uh and it was just fucking nuts Literally Absolutely hanging Yo, you know what's funny? The other day my iPhone was full And I needed to clear out some space So I went to I never have done this, but I realized there's a screenshots folder

Yeah, yeah, yeah And I was like, oh, those are all just going to be like tweets that I need to screenshot So there's nothing important there So let me just highlight all of them And I'm just running my fingers And I need to screenshot, so there's nothing important there. So let me just highlight all of them. And I'm just running my fingers. And I get to the top. Burt Kreischer's balls.

We're saving that one. We're saving that one. So yeah, Mr. Fucking Holes in the Underpants here. They were clean underpants. They were just ripped underpants. The difference between Jackie's moldy bras. There is a difference, but when you have underpants. Right, but that means they're so – The difference between Jackie's moldy bras. Yeah, no, there is a difference, but, you know,

when you have underpants that you've been wearing for so long, even if they are getting cleaned, it's like you can't clean out 30 years with a gunk in there. Yeah, no, I'll say this. I'll say this that I thought about this morning when I put my underpants in the trash. Oh, you did throw them out. I threw them out, but they're not out now, so I can get them back.

I was going to say, how are we going to get a picture? Do you already take some? No, it's just in my bathroom trash. But the – what was I just going to say? Yeah, no, I've been thinking I'm in the market for some new underpants. Yeah. Can I make a plea? First of all, yeah, let me make a plea, and then we'll wrap up.

I just want to – we almost need to make sure that – just like a bra PSA to all the girls and guys out there so everybody knows that there's one broad circulation at any given moment. I'm talking to you, Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein underpants from boxer briefs from probably 2016 to to like 2019 maybe or 2020 ish i need those back i i know exactly what you're talking about i know exactly you know what i got about two or three of them yes i think i'm wearing so these are like this is the blue one yep where it's cotton or like whatever this is but not like performance gear i don't like the ones that are underarm.

I don't need that. It's also the strap. I like it just a cotton brief. Yeah, yeah. And the strap, the famous Calvin Klein strap, if it has white writing, I'm out. Those are the new ones. They don't fit right. It's got to be the gray or if it's black, it's black on black.

You know what I mean? Or gray. It's a darker. I think the pair I'm describing from this morning. It's this kind of pair. They're like out of circulation, right? I'm blowing holes out the ass.

Yes, yeah. Yeah, I think so. Do you have them? But what color is the writing? No, those are different ones. Because there are different variations of the boxer brief. But the one that's the regular size font that says Calvin Klein, I don't want moisture wicking, like, slick fucking material.

I want cotton with the regular band that just has the right. And I don't want the dick pouch with, like, the. I just want the regular fucking. With the fucking. And I do want access. But I don't want the dick pouch with like the, I just want the regular fucking. With the fucking. But I do want access, but I don't want the like special one. I just want the serpentine thing where you got to go in and out, you know. Put those back on the market.

I'll go top down too. It doesn't really matter to me. I just want to be able to get to my dick. But the ones that are top down are this different brand. You know what I mean? But if you can do it the old way, I'll do it. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Yeah, that's fine. Everything else is normal. Because we've taken away access to the dick. That's been all travesty. I'd rather wear the other ones. Access to the dick reigns

supreme, the most important thing. But I feel like they've updated their style or it's a new version or it's an out of season, out of whatever. You can't get them

anymore. I need them back. Calvin, do something something put it on can you i don't know find a fucking factory that's got old ones or something i need them they're the only like only underwear i've ever found that fit me right every other pair every other brand it's it's like nah didn't didn't come all the way not quite there which sucks um but yes to just bring it back quick um i think that's something a lot of guys don't know Didn't come all the way back. Not quite there. Which sucks. But yes, to just bring it back quick,

I think that's something a lot of guys don't know is that your girl's bra probably has about 750 wears on it with being washed a couple times a year. Damn. Girls are fucking animals. I would say a couple times in there probably like i would say girls are fucking i would say like a couple times a year they they wash them and it is much like the jeans but the difference is this is underwear right on your skin yeah like jeans have underwear as a barrier you know so you can wear them frequently and that washing don't even get me started on the ladies underwear those are more disgusting than the bras. Girls, you're fucking pigs. Those underpants. It's like they put them in a bowl of maple syrup. You know what I mean?

It's coming out all sticky and with dark colors. Looks like some fucking prop from Halloween. Yeah. Yeah. A prop from a 1970s movie about how a group of cheerleaders were killed down by the lake. Got spatters on it. You need a forensic team to look at it. CSI, underpants.

It's just... But it's funny because... There's also some greens in it. Right. It looks like somebody blew their nose in your underpants. Looks like someone took your underwear and was like... And put them in the hamper camel spit uh but it's funny because at the same time prior to when you you uh grease them up uh i think that it's like super hot you know yeah they're comfy

but um if if you were coming to work with your thong sticking out, that's a different story. Yes. Because that is like if a girl was in a regular office parading around like that, that would be like a distraction in the environment. Like guys would be like, yo, did you see Delilah? Did you see what straps of a girl's thong, maybe you start revving the engine. You know what I mean? Zach agrees with that. Yeah, Zach knows.

That's hot, right? Some people say about my thongs, too. Yeah. I mean, there is something. I don't know whether it's the strappiness of it. Because, you know, you think about, like, lingerie has all these straps and bells and whistles and all those, like, you know, if you look at dominatrix, it's all strappy and shit. I don't know what it is. There's something about it, though, for, like, the human mind that's like, ooh, that's hot. It's that close.

There's just one little piece of fabric between me and fucking puss. If I can just move that, I get the puss. Just between me and the front butt. You can peer in. That's your puss. That's that puss right there. I can kind of see clit. So if that girl's doing that. But to call a no visible underwear, that's apples and oranges, bro.

A bra strap and a fucking thong is bananas yeah a bra strap i find that's just lazy yeah i mean i also um sometimes they can be cool and they do like a crisscross thing they can be okay they give they they i would never call them sexy what's interesting to hear her say is that when you know the straps are going to show you wear black yeah it says i, shout out to How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, that was in the mid-90s, late 90s, where she was like, if a girl has black underwear, that means she's not a virgin. That means she's had sex, which is funny now to think of that. That used to be the...

I think they were swimming in a room, and they pull out fucking granny panties that are black and she's like you know what that means she's on her period that's what it means in 2022 it means she's run out of real underwear and she's dressing like your grandma for the day um so yeah also would you think that the visible underwear rule would apply if she if it was like white pants and see-through that's what i was wondering so i was like, you got sent home three times. What is it like? Is it your fucking... Because that's another one where you can see like in...

It's like, whoa, okay. Yeah. You know? Even, it doesn't have to be white pants. We are literally just doing old school now. But like the... But it is. I mean, there's a reason why that's like...

You can't have just like the fucking thong. It's not quite the thong. The outline. Yeah, but it's not quite a thong the thong usually isn't the outline at all it's like the it kind of becomes

I guess it is technically a thong I think those are thongs yeah G string you're not gonna see shit the regular thong that's just like the whale tail yeah yeah yeah

you can see that yeah you can see that which is funny because I know that the thong is supposed to be because girls don't like seeing the lines but then we do see the lines

and it's just instead of being here they go there I guess it's that they maybe they're like seeing the lines. But then we do see the lines and it's just instead of being here, they go there. I guess it's that they maybe they're like, well, those lines are cool and those lines aren't. I guess you can't see those lines in jeans so much. But you can see great lines in jeans. Yeah. Because, well, the problem is if the lines are more like it squeezes your cheeks and you get the double cheek. If you get the double butt on the bottom for girls that's

where it looks sloppy but i think if you if you have like a nice ass and you just see where the underwear is whether it's this way or that way it's like it's okay it's all it's all good as long as you know the camel wasn't there mattress firm let me tell you something about mattress firm we live in a world of junk sleep meaning every night you lay down and you got your shoulders tight, you got a crick in your back, you're on a springy mattress or on a flat mattress or one of those mattresses that gets the lump in the middle. So then you flip it over, but then you have the hump in the middle and none of it's good. That's all junk sleep. Mattress Firm comes in and they'll unjunk your sleep with a mattress made for you. Mattress Firm will give you the mattress that's right for your body type, for the way you sleep, for your

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participate in our puppet-themed wedding? Going to be a hard no here. Meaning it's going to be difficult to give a no. Meaning yes, you are the asshole. Right. My fiance, 26 female, and I, 27 male, met in college. We were in our school's performing arts program and met in the puppetry class. In this class, we designed our own puppets.

Mine, named Hat Boy, and my fiance's, Daisy. She's better with the names i disagree i think hot boy is way better uh what we what we uh she's better with the names uh hat boy and my fiance's daisy were what we would initially use to talk to each other and flirt in class we fell in love and in a way we've considered considered Hat Boy and Daisy in love as well. I think it's corny, but it's kind of cute. You're probably going to be the asshole here. Years after graduating, we still use Hat Boy and Daisy both at home and at our local but fairly prominent theater

where we perform puppet shows with high-end Muppet-style puppets. While planning our wedding, we realized we wanted Hat and daisy to be a part of the ceremony they've been a part of us since the beginning and it just felt right we also invited invited our entire troop of puppeteers from the theater and got the idea that we should have a wedding completely officiated china stop digging we've officially uh we've completely officiated by puppets and then our wedding parties would be made up of puppets and our closet puppeteers friends exclamation point we figured it would make for incredible pictures here's where we aren't sure if we're their tas or not you are the assholes uh we and we are insisting that all of our guests also participate and use puppets

in lieu of guests gifts we've asked everyone to purchase high quality, but not nearly the quality of professional puppets to use during our wedding. We took the guest work out and directly sent them to vendors. Everyone could realistically expect to spend $150 to $500, depending on what sort of details and what not they wanted. We also wanted everyone to wear their puppets during the entire wedding and reception. All puppets we are suggesting can and reception all puppets were we are suggesting can be mounted and controlled with one hand the puppets are meant to be guests at the wedding the same way all of our human guests were well let's just say there are a lot of people not happy yeah i bet both of our parents my wife sisters and family members on both sides have

complained this is completely unreasonable they're concerned about how they're going to eat and drink how they're going to dance you don't need hands dance, so I don't know where this complaint came from. We, of course, don't expect people to have their puppet on their hand while they go to the bathroom. But everywhere else, we'd really like to insist on it. We also made sure that our hors d'oeuvres are all finger foods. There will be plenty of cocktails so people can put down their drinks. We've even made sure that all the food for dinner itself is portioned so that it can be eaten in bite sizes

without a fork, with just a fork and not having to use a knife. We really think this is what we make for a special day. We only get to do it once and we think that it'll be an event that all of our guests will remember for a lifetime. We have a hard time believing that once there, they wouldn't have a blast.

So am I the asshole? What's so amazing is like, first of all all you kind of have to know to submit these you have to at least somewhere admit that like there might be an issue yeah you're you're admitting that there's a chance right i'm asking the question yeah yeah because if it was something like you know i'm asking um i'm asking uh that you know asking that people dance at my wedding, and someone said no, I'd be like, you're an asshole. I'm not going to ask the internet.

I know I'm right. The fact that you're asking means the door is open. But boy, can you believe that this guy and this girl are going, I really think it's fine. I can't believe it. It's pretty reasonable. Yeah. Well, here's the deal. I had a lot of emotions throughout the whole thing.

Ups and downs? Did you change your mind at all? Ups and downs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because at the start, I was going to be like, no, you're not. It's weird. Because when it was just the reception and whatever, you know what I mean, the ceremony itself, I was like, all right, people do weird things.

You have your own fucking themes for your wedding. Don't yuck my young. Like that. Like, whatever. Like, it is what it is. But then when I heard that you have to, the whole wedding has to have it, and you have to buy it your own, and you have to wear it the whole time, I was like, yeah, you're the fucking asshole.

No doubt. Obviously the asshole. No doubt. But then, the last line kind of flipped me again when he said, when he said, like, I don't, I have every faith that they would have a good time. Yeah. I bet I'd have a fucking good time. Okay, so I agree with that.

I wouldn't wear it as often as they want. Totally agree. You can tell the puppeteers aren't really partiers because, like, hey, man, just because it's finger food doesn't mean I have two hands because I have a drink in the other hand. I'm hammer drunk. I'm double fisting with the puppet. Finger food doesn't mean I have two hands because I have a drink in the other hand I'm hammer drunk I'm double fisting with the puppet finger food doesn't do anything for me

but I can see myself not only can I see myself having a good time with a bunch of puppets I can see myself fucking with puppets I can see puppets being my wingman I can see puppets getting me laid I can see puppets on the dance floor me fucking this hand over here this is a prop dude

you become a ventriloquist for the night, and you and, you know, like, your little... What would your puppet be? Would you have a name? Would it have a job? Would it be, like, a doctor or a professor or something? No. No, it definitely wouldn't be any of those things. What would your puppet game be? My puppet guy, he'd be really

kind of just a local reggaetor, where he was just, like, he's a fun man. He is a traveler. I eat box. He's a fun man he uh he is a traveler he's a traveling salesman he uh he's a traveling salesman and he just kind of he likes life on the road he's a he's a he's a grifter he's he's a lone wolf he is be that take that as you may my my guy's a lone wolf he's killed hookers in the Dakotas. He is a drug addict and he wants to fuck. I can just see that

it would be a wedding which I think all weddings are where you just complain non-fucking-stop about going to it and then you go and you have a pretty good time. The puppet would be even better. I agree that all of that plus, hey, this was something I never thought I would enjoy, but it ended up being a pretty cool moment.

I think that could happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think the difference is you have to provide the puppets. Because the minute I pay for the puppet, now I'm assigning, like, all right, this was fun, but did I have $400 worth of fun with my puppet? Did I have $100? But they did say you skipped the gift you know so i would say i would say here's how i would do it i would say don't skip the gift and you buy the puppets and you break even with the gifts yeah and that way people feel like

they're not paying for a puppet and it's, here's what we want you to do. And the real problem is, so I would say, don't make them pay for it. And don't enforce this rule of like 24-7. Have it be like when you're on the dance floor, if you could bring the puppet out, that would be cool. And when we're taking pictures, if you wouldn't mind taking a picture. I mean, it would be a disturbing amount of puppets. It would be a creepiest wedding of all time. But you would go home being like, you know what? I can see my puppet getting his head in the pussy that night my puppets getting fisted while while

doing the fisting with the head no doubt um but i could see it being like every fucking wedding is so cookie cutter now it's like and then there was this one where like this guy gave a whole speech to one of the troll of course with a fucking puppet i think that could be cool i just think that you have to a no money b no enforcing the rules and c be very prepared for pushback like to be like i can't believe these guys like no you are being so fucking weird right now and in the end you might be right but leading up to that you'll have a great i told you so moment but leading up to that you have to expect people to be like, the fuck is this, Karen? Yeah. Are you one of those people that thinks it's okay to drive stoned?

What's the worst that could happen, right? You just end up driving below the speed limit. Ha ha. It's not a big deal, right? Wrong. Wrong. The truth is reaction time slow down when you're high. Not only do you put yourself in danger, but everyone around you.

Talk about a real buzz kill. So stop stop kidding yourself it's not okay to drive high if you've been using marijuana in any form do not get behind the wheel if you feel different you drive different drive high and get a DUI it's all KFC fights Nick Jackie rest of the crew long time listener first time follower um got a little two-parter here for you. I'm out here in Chicago, take the train to work every single day, have the headphones in, I'm listening to the podcast, but every single time I have this irrational fear that the people around me know what I'm listening to and can somehow hear what's coming through my headphones, and I've kind of created this technology in my head that the people around me um are able to like

know it's me and hear what I'm listening to and I just get really embarrassed by this I'm thinking about it especially when I'm listening to you guys talk about sucking each other's dicks wanting to kill yourselves um any other wild shit especially like seven in the morning um when I'm on a train listening to this. So my question is kind of, do you have anything similar to this? That's like a rare rational fear just around other strangers. But then secondly, what would be the worst moment if this technology did exist to be listening to in KFC radio's history? Huge fan. Thanks for taking the call.

What was the technology? I missed it. It's just like they can hear what you're listening to. Okay. So you think it's in your headphones, was the technology i missed it it's just like they can hear what you're listening to okay so you think it's in your headphones but like everyone else can hear yeah okay yeah which is it this is kind of like something we were talking about earlier today which is like i don't i don't have these irrational get embarrassed i don't like i don't not that i don't get embarrassed i get embarrassed all the time i stay embarrassed i don't get ready if you stay ready but the like i i don't have this irrational fear that someone i think rational

fear like but i mean i have the rational fear that sometimes someone's looking at my phone when i just have it out i'm texting i have i have a lot of rational fears i don't think i have a lot of irrational fears i don't i don't i don't think like aliens are listening to me or fucking whatever that stuff is like it is uh it is i don't know it's just that i think that's part of me just being in my own world at all times i don't know whatever's happening around me is happening i feel like you have a significant amount of these um i mean i do have the truman show thing yeah and when i have the truman show like when i when i watch like despicable porn i'll like sometimes then open up like some regular porn to be like well well, maybe if they only catch me at the end,

they thought I was watching that. See, dude, I have that, again, the rational fear because Pete likes to pretend that he can, maybe he's pretending, maybe he's not, I don't know, that he knows all the porn we watch. I don't care about Pete. That's what I mean. I actually, I finish, and I laugh at the idea

of Pete looking at me with a commie hand through my webcam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, hey, fucking idiot. You just watch that, you're a fucking pervert. You are the loser there, pal. It's not the fucking. Ha, ha, I got you, John.

Watch you cum in your belly button. It's not on me. It's not on me. Someone was saying that. I forget who that was. There's a comedian who was talking about that if you went to people's – like when you're a kid, you're taught like don't jerk off because like your dead grandparents would be watching you from heaven.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I did that for a while. I just think that my grandparents were watching me. But it was – I was still so young. My grandparents fucking died, bro. They died and they died quick. I had no grandparents, bro. When people are like my age, and they're like, I got to go see my grandparent, I'm like,

you have a grandma? I got one. You're 40, bro. How do you still have a grandma? Grow up and have some dead grandparents already. Bro, up until like eight years ago, I had great grandparents. That is insane. I don't know if it was eight years ago, but I don't know, until relatively.

I was an adult when I went to the funeral Do you even like Care about a great grandparent? Do you even like care about them? I don't care about anybody I was like boys I was like boys with my grandma and grandpa But like a great grandma and grandpa

I'm like this is a bit much I don't want to hear your stories about like a Horse and buggy, okay? But imagine if you got to heaven and you were like, heaven's real. This is crazy. This is very unexpected. Yeah, they have been watching. I didn't think this was going to be.

And he's like, what do you do in heaven? And we watch your grandkids masturbate. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was told this is like a palatial, unbelievable place to spend eternity. Are you telling me you're just watching the kids? No, no, no. We just watch your kids masturbate.

We thought... You're like, come on! We thought heaven was going to be an eternal paradise where anything you think of, you instantly get. And they're like, yeah, we did. We just thought about the kids jerking off. That's what we want to watch. We want to watch the kids jerking off.

That's so weird. Can they at least be young again? No, no, no. It won't be as weird for them if it's not their grandparents watching. We provide a service here. You know what? The only reason that kids don't jerk off 24-7

is because we're watching. And if we stop watching and they somehow find that out, they'll just be covering the walls with cum and they won't find out. They'll find out it's their young, hot grandma watching. They might fucking jerk off more. So you got to stay old and gross just as they remember. Hot grandmas. Weird.

Weird. The – but I like to think that the other thing he asked – I could answer for what it is for KFC Radio. I don't know what the worst part to ever hear. Probably when I talk about abusing kids ten times on this episode. But I like to think of the worst thing someone could hear if the technology existed in my own head would be if I was just listening to Who Let the Dogs Out on repeat. Who let the dogs out? You know the Mets? The hot he was.

Heist the pot he was jumping. Hey, big IO. That shit's fire. Yeah, but it was just like they were like, wow, that's weird. That guy is listening to fucking Who Let the Dogs Out. Oh, they knew that you – yeah, okay. If I'm just sitting on a train, not in my head. Oh, I definitely – that's another one.

That's actually – I do that more than I do with porn. When I listen to a corny song, I then will like fucking put on Eminem or something after that. I'm like, I'm all right. See? No. But imagine that. Imagine like someone sitting across from you, right? They're sitting across the way, and you're like,

Hey, it's nice to talk to you. Hey, it's big guy. And they're like, it was nice to talk to you. Hey, it'd be good. And they're like, man, that is weird. This dude, just seven in the morning

on a Wednesday in Chicago was listening to Who Let the Dogs Out and he's like, this is crazy. This is nuts. And then there's a little pause

and then, Who Let the Dogs Out? He's got a fucking repeat? He's doing it again. And then he's on the train. His counter's up to like 13 today alone? He's on the train for 45 minutes. All he's listened to.

I might kill that person and say he drew first blood. Dude, it was going to be one of us. Someone was going to die on this train. It had to be you, bro. He'd listen to the Banga Boys. No, that's not banger boys you know banger banger baha men baha men baha men banger boys is uh we like to um um banger boys is um uh the six flags one do you guys know the six flags the six the bald six flags guy

you do do you do you you don't know the he was a spokesman Flags, the bald Six Flags guy? Oh, yeah. You do? Do you? Do you? You don't know him? He was the spokesman for Six Flags, the bald guy. That might be an East Coast thing. Old grandpa. East Coast thing. Oh, really?

There's no Six Flags out there? No, there are. The old man who, like, we like to party. We like, we like. That was that one, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We like to party.

And you know what the best one was? You know what the best was? Oh, yeah. You guys probably don't even know it i don't know i don't know how old you had to be but when i was in like seventh grade so you guys probably you know were you not even born or you were too young there was like a round of techno songs that were great but it was before the the the rage you know what i mean yeah the do you think you're better off alone one oh yeah that one alice dj or alice dj is her name i won't i won't know i won't be able to listen to him or know any artists but when you say i'll go do you think you're better off alone and that i can't i can't remember the beat but like the i mean all robin's shit was

pretty old that was yeah there was like that dance when was Call Your Girlfriend that was early 2000 yeah Call Your Girlfriend they were also like artists I'm talking about the ones that were just like DJs back then

yeah yeah yeah and they just had like a banger or something boom boom boom boom I want you in my room let's spend the night together from now until forever boom boom boom boom

and it was like ah 13 and we were talking yeah that was that was bad we're gonna get demonetized what? we're gonna get demonetized From now until forever. Boom, boom, boom, boom. And it was like 13. And I was mad. We were going to get demonetized. What? We were going to get demonetized.

It's not exactly like. There was like five or six of those. And then I think it was Sandstorm. That really like. That's when it started to go mainstream. And Eric Pride's. Oh, Call on Me. Call on Me. Yeah.

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it was a half hour to get there, and then I got an Uber on the way back it was like an hour 10 and I was like fuck there's two addresses for that studio like it's two there's another address

an hour the other way oh two of my porn stars went the wrong way yeah one Jessa Rhodes she went all the way out there and then she said fuck you I'm not doing your shit

I was gonna say it at that point like sorry bro Jessa Rhodes my favorite the hottest girl ever we had her in here Oh yeah you did her

Real quick bro She's done though She changed her name And she's over it Is she done with it Yeah Really She changed her name to Serena

No shit Was Jessa the real name Yeah Oh maybe not Maybe Serena No you're probably right actually Alright let's do it Okay

Ryan Pownell in the building Pownell Sorry There we go Ryan Pownell in the building Are we live right now Yeah fuck it let's go Okay let's do it okay ryan ponel in the building um sorry there we go ryan poundle in the building uh are we live right now yeah fuck it let's go okay let's do it that's how that's how we do it where the cameras are oh not live live but we're recording okay so yeah we're all ready to rock um i i kind of got put on to you right as like i think you reached out to me right when i first

found out about you and what you're doing and And, like, you got a good operation running up there, man. It makes no sense. Well, I guess it does make sense. When you talk to a lot of porn stars and say wild shit, it works. Yeah. We know that from experience. I was shocked. I was like, you know, this could come off really fucking perverted.

Well, there is a fine line between that. And I don't know. I mean, you are a pervert, obviously, right? Guilty. Who amongst us? Who amongst us who amongst us don't worry we're not throwing stones from a glass

I actually love porn you know what you do you do it in a good way though I don't know why it's like it's because I do self-deprecating humor

that's what it is I don't go on and say I fuck this bitch I go on and say I have a tiny pecker I'm on the hottest cold streak ever I've never made a girl

cum in my life is this true though or are you just saying it? Eh. Yeah. We just had this debate the other day. We've not recently been talking about that. We're like, you know what, guys? I'm going to be honest.

I've given a girl an orgasm before. Yeah. For years, it's been like, my dick doesn't work, and I can't find the clit. I kind of know how to do it. I'm fucking 40. I should know how to do it by now. When I was 22, it's one thing, because it was true. Now it's like, I'm not the best, but I know how to do it. I'm fucking 40. I should know how to do it by now. When I was 22, it's one thing because it was true. Now it's like I'm not the best, but I know what I'm doing.

I don't think I've ever actually done it just with my missionary penis. No, no, no, no. I'm not a magician. Come on, bro. Like in porn, I'm coming, I'm coming. No fucking chance. I need all my faculties to get that done. But I have this great, if you do a vagina for me.

Yeah. We know the fucking Spider-Man move. People if you do a vagina for me. Yeah. We know the fucking Spider-Man move. People think you do that. You know what was bullshit? Was, I think it was Nicole Aniston, was you said, you know, you push down on the stomach. And she was like, don't do that. Yeah.

And I was like, fucking do that, man. You know, right? Maybe not for you, but I had a lot of success. A lot of people messaged, they were scared to comment. A lot of people messaged me on the side like, no, no, yeah. Keep pressing. Yeah. Fucking Nicole. What do you know about sex, Nicole Aniston?

I think I can understand. I would imagine there are a lot of dudes who try to do certain moves and certain things and do them wrong. So if you're just like leaning your elbow on her stomach and she's like. The stomach thing. The stomach thing. It should be the end all be all that it's pissed off. Oh, yeah. The stomach thing, the stomach thing. It's a fine line. It should be the end all be all that it's pissed though. Oh,

yeah. No, I'm just smushing your bladder. How do you do it? Just treat a bladder like a whoopee cushion and that's how you get a good squirt. That made me really sad.

Just pop the balloon. Roll it up like a Capri Sun and look at it. You know, I got, it's saddened me when I found out that they pee. No,

no, no. This, this is, I think I've got like the final answer is that it's not pee, but pee can be in it. Yeah, it passes through the breath. No, no, no, no, no.

It is, it's the same moisture and texture as pee, but in porn scenes, they're not even orgasming. They take a piss. Oh, okay. Well, porn stars try to make a, yeah, so they take a piss. I can just see they're like, okay, you know, but in regular world, it's not pee, but it's flushing out of the same spot.

So if there's a little pee left in it, then it kind of – But it's not just like your full bladder is just pissing. Like if you had a glass of milk and then you put a glass of water in it, you got some milk in that water. Exactly that. But it's not milk. It's not a fully washed out cup. That's exactly what it is. Because I have had sex with people like right after they peed.

And then, you know, there shouldn't be anything left in there. And it comes out. But there's a little bit left over. Every man in this room has drank in piss before. That's a fact. That's a fact. Say drink in piss. You drank this.

You drank this. That's the F word for a second here. What do you mean it's a fact that I's a fact. Saying drink piss. You drank piss. You drank piss. That's the F word for a second here. What do you mean it's a fact that I've drank piss? Oh, you bet. The F word, the D word, the P word. I don't think I've drank piss, and I don't think it's a fact. Someone out of Gunderhead said, life or death, have you drank a piss before? You did, Brian.

I honestly don't know. I'd be like, I don't know. Get me a polygraph. Maybe I did. Maybe I didn be like, I don't know. Get me a polygraph. Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. This is the great mystery. The G-spot is hard to find, but I don't think it's a mystery where it is. I don't understand when people say they can't find the clit.

To me, that's very obvious. But the great mystery that we will never be able to answer is the P-squared mystery. No, but the thing is, science should get on this. They should. What we need is a myth buster. I'm sure there's a pervert scientist somewhere sitting in this fucking lab. Going to Discovery Channel. It's like, if you poke a shark in the eye, he'll stop biting you.

And by the way, you're drinking piss. We need an experiment where you're doing a scan as someone is squirting. You know what I mean? You can see. Where's it coming from? Yeah. Orgasm MRI. Orgasm MRI. How did they not figure that out?

What are they working on anyway? We got that new telescope out there. We can't just have a fucking pussy scanner. Ooh, a rover on Mars. Am I drinking piss or not, Doc? That's what I want to know. Cancer's pretty cured up.

Take some time. For real. Whoever was working on AIDS, we got a whole... There has to be a million doctors who were working on AIDS who were like, well, what now? Bro, we had Nimesh Patel in here yesterday. He had five days his cancer was gone. Boom, boom.

He got diagnosed on a Thursday. It was out of his body by Tuesday. Magic Johnson looks great. Better than ever. Find out about the piss stuff. For real. I actually think You know We've seen so much success

In like this world Where it's like Alright I'm a I'm a former professional athlete Who is now gonna tell it Like it is right Or whatever And that's like

Big podcasts And successful shows We need a doctor Who's like I'm gonna become The pervert doctor I'm gonna use all my smarts That I have from my career

To talk about All sorts of perverted shit. You know what? We got enough fucking doctors diagnosing injured athletes on TV. There's a million doctors who will just tweet now.

Third opinions. Like, that's a torn ACL. You don't know anything. You're not on the fucking field. Go figure out the piss thing. Go study some porn stars and figure out

the piss thing. I actually just bought a Girls Only Fans video two days ago. I'm an only fans guy yeah how many how many subscribe to 30

oh yeah how many subscribe to I unsubscribe 30 that I pay but the three ones are on top too sure sure after so after

so it's like 300 a month I had I had a situation recently where I I credit card yeah credit card got stolen

or no I forget what it was. Overtarget or whatever. One of those things where the bank called me and was like have me verify usage. And like it was like yeah that was oh yeah it was fraud. Someone used it at Walmart.

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You know what? I'm so cheap. I'm like, fuck, Uber Eats is so expensive. Might as well just go to the store and get it. Then I buy an $80 video. Bro, it's not even a financial thing it's just a fucking I can't

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They're not catfishing you with bullshit. So wait, you're doing $300 a month in subscriptions? Yeah, just on my $10 a month. But then how many are you getting? Like, how many girls are getting you in the DMs? This is my purchase category. And I purchase. I purchase, baby.

Bro, how about this I purchase baby here's how here's how novice and only fan read this one just because it was on the subject

of before drinking my own squirt part 2 I grabbed a wine glass went to the bathtub and squirted in the glass and then drank it I want to see

who the real freaks are open this message I mean that's you're getting your fucking money it was on par with what we're talking about you're getting

your fucking money in her glass yeah like so many of these chicks are basically just like... I'm getting warmed up to it, you know? Whoa, babe. I mean, this chick earned her money. My dick looked at me in the eyes and said, we don't like this. You said, shut up.

Shut up and watch. I'll tell you what you like. I make the decisions up here, man. But I was such a novice OnlyFans guy. And I didn't delete my account or anything like that. But I was like, you got to clean it up. You can't have all this in a row. Right now, this very second, I'm learning that there's a purchase page.

I thought you would pay like 50 bucks for a video. And then it would just disappear into the DMs. You know what? Even better than that. So you own it forever, you mean now. I thought I had to scroll up forever to go find it again. If you catch a really good vibe with one girl and you start really buying it, you'd probably do that. You find one girl, you really just like, fuck again.

Wait, are you DMing back with her? No, because it's agencies. Right, right. I can't do that. Bro, I'll be honest. I can't do that. Once I found out about that, I was like, I'm kind of out. Which is so stupid that I need to learn that Santa wasn't real.

But to learn that I'm wasn't real but like like to learn like i'm what you're talking i talked like probably like like a couple times i was like just like nothing like crazy but just like replying and then i like it's someone in turkey getting paid six dollars a day someone and i was like yep and then once i learned that i like started i like following like the fucking like you should find out who it was and i was like i was like this language doesn't even make sense but like when i was in the heat of the moment, I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, baby, talk dirty to me. That's right.

Luna Stars from the Dominican. This makes sense. I'll be honest. I can watch just about anything. But, like, I know. I don't know. I'd be drinking the cup like that. It's a little bit much.

Oh, he's kidding. That's a little bit much. Are you getting gaggy? That's a little bit much for me. I know. The cup is a lot. It didn't work for me, though. The cup is too much. You can put it into the cup thing? That's a little bit much for me. I know. The cup is a lot. It didn't work for me, though. The cup is too much.

You can put it into the cup. I don't need to see you drink it. Well, we learned years ago. Honestly, I very truly believe that Asa Akira is kind of the one who put OnlyFans on. New York. Yeah. So she worked with us. She was our co-host for a while, our third chair.

Oh, yeah. Fuck, that's cool. Right. So when that was happening. Cool check, too, right for a while, our third chair. Oh, yeah. Fuck, that's cool. Right. So when that was happening. Cool check, too, right? Awesome. Like super smart, very intelligent, very witty, like good at the podcast game. I think if we worked with her now after this call her daddy, sexual, whatever, fucking revolution.

At the time, I think some people were like, whoa, this is a little bit much. Now it's like par for the course. You know, your grandma's listening to that shit. So I think we were a little bit early on that um but she was like there's she told me early on she was making bank on this website called only fans and i think she was like three four years ago this is five oh okay this was 2016 because only fans started like last week it feels like yeah yeah this was like 2016 this is many years ago okay i think she almost has like i don't want to say like equity in it but i think she got a bigger split of the money because she was like a big name.

All this shit. And I genuinely think she was the one who kind of pushed it towards, like originally it was like musicians. Like play to learn how to play my fucking guitar lick or whatever. And then she was like, I'm going to fuck myself on this. And I think she was the one who like pushed it that way. But she was wildly successful and had a zillion subscriptions and DMs and all that shit and she passed it off to our boy Glennie Balls, you know him?

He was the one DMing all these guys He was the one being like guys were sending pictures being like rate my cock and Glennie would be like 10 out of 10 and that was the moment where I was like Oh Glennie was doing her mess She was paying him like I think he was like paying his rent off of –

That's how it all started. So I'm like this is – that was the moment I was like I'm never DMing with anybody ever again. Talk to your boy. I think it was – Talk to your boy. I think I forgot that because it happened so long ago. And then we said on the podcast once I had like an aha moment. I was like, oh, shit.

I was talking to Glennie, man. It is not – I was fucking talking to Glennie. You might have talked to Glennie before. Yeah. You might have was fucking talking to Glennie. You might have talked to Glennie before. You might have sent your dick to Glennie. He might have rated your dick. It's a weird thing that they all do the dick rating. Yeah.

All of them are like, I'll rate your dick. And that must mean that all guys want to send their dick. Yeah, for sure. Do you want to do it? Would you do that? No. Heavens no. Also, just get a rating out of 10.

I don't know. But if it's a guy doing it, and you're not giving everyone a 10, fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. If you're a guy doing it and you're like, dude, that's like a three. He's like, bro, fuck you. You don't care. I'm DMing porn stars asking, I need a fucking win tonight, dude. And you're giving me a three out of 10?

Help a brother out. You know suicide's a male epidemic, right? Fucking hit me with a 10 out of ten. Help a brother out. You know suicide's a male epidemic, right? Fucking hit me with a ten out of ten. I feel bad. These poor guys in Turkey that are getting paid nothing all day. It's like, how was your day, honey? You know, they come home from a long day. Looked at a thousand days. Yeah, yeah. Oh, this guy

sent me this dick today. You should have seen this one. I didn't tell him it was a ten. They come home. He did a chargeback on his Amex because I gave it a 6.8. They come home. He did a chargeback on his Amex because I gave it a 6.8. They come home like fucking old factory workers in the 20s. Like just the wife is a cold heel away from catching one. He comes home smoking a cigarette, carrying a bottle of whiskey. Like, I had a fucking bad day.

He wasn't circumcised. He hasn't shaved a bush in a month I mean It must be It's working though I guess All these girls Making so much fucking cash More money than all of us

I know I tell every girl If you're not on it now You're crazy You're missing out on the gold rush Because you know what The girls that don't do nudity Make more money

Dude I They make more? Yeah because You know once you go on And you see a girl Fucking herself for 10 bucks, I'm done with that girl. You know, you just watch her

drink a champagne glass and fucking piss. But the girls that tease that have good Instagrams, you think, maybe next time. Yeah, this is the one, man. That's a good point.

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It's a sex tape and the guy's just the first frame. That looks like a dude jerking off. This guy pays to watch dude jerk off. I want you to read the caption. See how much I paid for it. Okay. Ready? Yeah.

50 bucks? This will be good. We'll put this up to the listeners. Can you ask for your money back on a disappointing OnlyFans? We'll give the whole, the caption, the description. First, I'm going to show you the price. Okay. It was $50 US. That's a lot. That's

$67 for Canadians. That's right. And now, read the caption. Just this part here. Read it out loud, please. Riding a giant vibrator. pretty dry and cut i said it's time rent's coming up she needs some money want to see the giant vibrator yeah let's see it ah yeah okay all right 50 bucks all right all right that's a bait and switch i was like give me my sir sir that is worth that is a67 worth of an argument with like customer service.

Yeah. Thank you. For the listeners, she was sitting on top of a motorcycle. I don't mind showing it. Can I show it to the camera? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she's not. But if you're just listening to audio, she was just sitting on a fucking motorcycle.

On a motorcycle. Because it vibrates. I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's clever. That was a $50 knock-knock joke, bitch. Fuck you. You got me.

I'm not paying for the humor. Yeah, that's grimy. Yeah. And that's not cool. It's like, we're all here. If it was $50 bucks, I'm not paying for the humor. That's grimy. And that's not cool. It's like, we're all here. $50 bucks, I'd let it go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. $50? We're in a recession.

A man has to have a code, okay? We're in a recession. $50 is crazy. You're like, bro, I lost an Ethereum. You think about how naked people get for a dollar getting thrown at them live. Right, right. Just because it's online It's online Doesn't mean you get

To fucking half ass it That is There should be like An honor code And that chick's not following it Yeah she crossed the line Do you have all these girls On your show?

Most of them Yeah most of them So is your show I think So you had What was her name The girl who's not Very cute girl

But she's not into Yeah Sarah Rose I think so yeah Dude everyone freaked out about her Like super cute not, very cute girl, but she's not into. Yeah, Sarah Rose? I think so, yeah. Dude, everyone freaked out about her. Little blonde chick, like super cute. Yeah. Does like social media stuff, but she's not into sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Hannah. Hannah Brooks Sanders? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, girl, yeah. And I think you said to her, like, she didn't realize she was coming on a sex show. Oh, her. Yeah, yeah. She was the best.

Lexi Hensler. Yes, that's the one we're talking about. Because she was just like, you're all fucking disgusting. You're all gross're all gross you're all pigs no we met her at a party the night before and we were already taping the next day okay with Rochelle Ryan who's in Milfport yeah yeah and uh we met her and we heard that she was this huge youtuber so we met her in line for a taco and we started cracking jokes and she's like oh you have a podcast I love podcasts we're like well we're filming tomorrow if you want to do an episode and she goes done just send me the address never told her what it was yeah she filmed all day and then came

straight to us but we didn't tell her so what was i thought she peak you know what did they talk about what was like your first question you know they put cans up girls assholes you know so she had to sit and watch the rachel ryan one from the studio she was like sitting right there so she was like she was just jaw dropped. And then her friend who's this gay guy was going, we gotta get out of here. I'm actually, I give her props for still going through. Did you just bombard her with your regular

questions? Yeah. It was so awkward that it was probably our funniest one. Yeah, I can see that. But you did, so you just, like your show is, you call it a sex show? Yeah. It's a sex podcast. You know what? We'll call it a spade a spade. It's of like the male version of color daddy right yeah right they inspired us yeah yeah no i mean absolutely yeah you're not as cute as them i don't know but i really did like open things up to that world where it's like and they like it now the

porn stars message us because they say a lot of things about other shows that they feel like they go on and people like what does your dad think about you being a professional whore? You know, and us, we glorify them. Bro, we have said to every person I've ever talked to out of all the different industries of people we've had on our show, everybody in the adult industry is by far the nicest, the coolest, the most polite, the realest, like fucking like, and some of them are just like, whatever, like, you know, trying to make a buck, but some of them are just like whatever like you know trying to make a buck but some of them are very

creative and smart and business savvy they're not little clout chase bottle whore nightclub people that I mean they're not fake that's a weird question

too just like what is your family thing like fuck you like I've never asked like a football player what's your family think about you doing this game

exactly so and that's why they like it we get their message out that they're cool smart they're all smart right the people at the top are the smartest ones are they and they are reaching out to you now yeah because I know Glennie Balls is And that's why they like it. We get their message out that they're cool, smart. They're all smart. Right. The people at the top are the smartest ones.

And they are reaching out to you now? Yeah. Because I know Glennie Balls is having that effect right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I think a lot of people's OnlyFans are blowing up. Now it's only basically a porn star show. Yeah. Which is probably smart, man. And then we'll bring an OnlyFans girl to co-host.

Don't get it twisted. Every year that I continue to do this, I slip further into just being like, am I just going to become like a full porn director at one point? That's what I continue to do this, I slip further into just being like, am I just going to become like a full porn director? That's what I want to do. One year I was like, can we like, could we like interview one? Is that like a good idea, bad idea? And now it's like, should I interview a porn star?

We had a porn star, a male porn star and a female porn star come by probably last week, two weeks ago, three weeks ago, whatever. Fuck, I don't know. Time doesn't matter. And they brought a letter from Bang Bros. A contract. A contract saying that we can be non-sex having extras. So we'll be like the, you know, in the background.

You know what? I just got, hey, did I not? Kieran Lee just asked me yesterday. Really? He said, I want you to be the pizza boy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I was gassed up about it.

Like, there was literally a contract right there I was laughing about it I got kids and shit I don't know if I can cross that line if I was you guys I would 100% I would absolutely

you guys know Kiralee oh yeah yeah come on bro he's on the Mount Rushmore 5,000 scenes bro 5,000 5,000 scenes

that's the Cal Ripken bro yo 5,000 yo he's a fucking legend and he's done half the broadcast Vin Scully did. Vin Scully did over 9,000. This is yesterday. You want to be an extra in a scene? Yes.

My dream? I pick the role. Bring out the gimp. Bring out the gimp. I said, my dick's not big enough to fuck on camera. He goes, no acting needed. You can play the small dick boyfriend. That's my guy.

Have you dabbled in VR porn? Ruined my life. Bro, we have a YouTube, the exact headline. VR porn ruined my life. Ruined my life. I popped it on the same guy Danny Steele brought up by, and he brought us both Oculuses. You have to make sure that you're in sync.

Your dick has to match his dick or you don't get the experience. Smoke weed and then you convince yourself. If I was high, I'd be like, I'd never take them off. I wouldn't leave the house. First month I got it, on my life,

I was a fucking loser. Four or five hours a day. Dude, get the fuck out of here. Am I lying? Four to five hours. No, it's sort of like the first day, four or five hours. And then it went into, no, I would you know 2 a.m before bed you want to jerk off yeah you would do that i would go till 5 a.m and it would be one night like i wouldn't sound like i go multiple

rounds yo i just didn't think like this is painting the walls like now i want to fuck someone else before bus no it's you're not the one you're not the one like who deserves it and i just i fucked 20 girls That's a problem I swear to god Now I slow down I do it on Sundays My roommate from a while back He rested

He used to jerk off For like two hours straight He'd come home from work And he'd fucking just Go right to his room And he had a very specific Genre of porn He would watch

I'm not gonna out of it And say what it is It was MILF amateur POV porn MILF amateur That's pretty good And uh MILF amateur blowjob PO. That's pretty good. MILF amateur blowjob POV.

Yeah, naturally. And he would watch that for over two hours, but he would take breaks. He'd come out. But it's one nut, right? Yeah. He'd come out fucking full bat and just get a beer out of the fridge and then fucking go back to his room. I'd hear it crack in there. Like, bro, what are you doing?

You drink a beer by yourself? Yeah. And then he'd be like his room. I'd hear it like crack in there. Like, bro, what are you doing? He drank a beer by himself? Yeah. And then he, but like that was two hours. You're going five hours? No, the first few nights. But honestly, yeah, the first month I did probably like every second night, probably two, three hours. Before I got on my life.

It is wild, man. It's bizarre how much it works. You can't do Pornhub, though, like the free ones. I'll give you my account on BadoinkVR.com. 400 bucks for the year, US. 500 for me. That's 8K, hour long. Badoink is fucking good production.

Christopher Nolan's directing this shit. Yesterday, we had a guest in here Who was like John you might not have A healthy relationship with porn And Ryan I gotta tell you I'm happy to have you in here today I've been in the low point

But I have not looked at porn Or jerked off since Danny told me that And so I was like I was like I'm going clean For a little bit Wait so he told you what? That he was like He was just like

He was like dude You might like porn too much What did you say that was so bad? he told you what? That, he was like, he was just like, he's like, dude, like, you might like porn too much. What did you say that was so bad? I don't even remember. I forget, it was like, maybe, yeah,

it's like, one of those things that probably really stuck with me. Yeah, yeah, I don't even remember. It's everyone else's passing comment.

Right. It was, he's like, you might have an unhealthy relationship with masturbating or something like that. So I was like, fine,

I'm going fucking clean. I'm just not jerking off for a while. fuck that. And Ryan, I'm going to break my celibacy tonight. I'm only going two hours. This guy goes four. I'm just not jerking off for a while. Fuck that. And Ryan, I'm going to break my celibacy tonight. I'm only going two hours. This guy goes four. I'm fucking fine.

Do you guys take Adderall? No. Sometimes to work. Not to work. No, I've taken it to party, but not in a while. That's when I take Adderall. Oh, yeah. I've done that with other drugs like Adderall.

Because you know you get obsessed with whatever you're doing, right? I take Adderall. The Adderall you don't get from a doctor. Right. Yeah, take Adderall. The Adderall you don't get from a doctor. Right. But I've done that where it's like, yeah, five hours in a fucking pool of sweat. Come on. You're on your forearms, tired. You're like, let's go.

You're eating it out like a fucking old toothpaste tube. These are the conversations that I think about when I have the Sunday Stairs. And I go, my parents listen to this. You know? Do your parents listen? They stopped. And then people send them clips. That's fucked up, man.

That's fucked. I told my parents and I told my mom more so, like, don't listen, don't read. And she stayed like she didn't. She listened to me. And she's not like on enough social media or whatever to get sent to. But you do so many different segments. Like One Minute Man. Your mom will love it

yeah that stuff's fine but like a lot of it is still by the way One Minute Man is huge in Toronto yeah

it is eh it's like the news on King Sheep yeah I mean that's oh okay so Kevin just posted hey that's like our news you're our guy

sometimes that scares me and other times I'm like I do think I might be a better source than some of these other motherfuckers the I'm like I do think I might be a better source than some of these other motherfuckers the reason we like it

is because you just give a fucking opinion right away it's one minute you don't need to hear any other bullshit you give an opinion right away

and it's like usually it's pretty fucking right that's what I hope a lot of people tell me otherwise but I think a lot of people agree

so as long as the good outweighs the bad we have one news channel really that we use called Six Buzz in Toronto. Do you guys care about what goes on with us?

Yeah. Yeah. We only care about you guys. I asked the question the other day, if we eventually, like, leave, let's say we can live on Mars. If you live on Mars, will you still care about what goes on on Earth? Wow. Right? But I guess if you guys are in Canada and kind of care about us.

Are they filming PR porn in Mars? I got to get off this planet, man. I got to get to Mars. They got some new cool shit in porn. That's a good question. Are we going to all have countries there? Yeah. But if you guys care about what we do, that's kind of a mini version of that.

Well, do you guys care about what we do? No, that's what I'm saying. Like Trudeau, you guys know about. Oh, we. You know, it's like you guys heard about the 5,000 time he does blackface. I was going to say, well, Trudeau puts on blackface. Yeah. You've done probably 5,000.

The convoy and the blackface, like we hear about all the time. But otherwise, I don't know. Stanley Cup drought is a good one. I like that one. Which one? The Stanley Cup drought. Yeah. For the Leafs.

For the Leafs and all Canadians. The whole country. Oh, you know what you did, though, that really ruffled some feathers, if you will? What's that? The Mc Cup drought. Yeah. For the Leafs. For the Leafs and all Canadians. The whole country. Oh, you know what you did, though, that really ruffled some feathers, if you will? What was that? The McDavid one. Yo. That was a big one. I mean, what do you want me to do?

You got caught. My best friend. It also wasn't a big deal. It was like, yeah, you're fucking McJesus, dude. You were walking around with a girl. So my best friend, Cody Cece, is on the Oilers. Like childhood from when we were three years old. not a clout friend you know like a real friend and uh he said that they were like holy shit barstool because barstool posted it on the main

page but like but like that was out there already it's not like we broke it but it is like honestly but i guess it's like that sounds gonna get to the most people like yeah like i don't think anyone ever thinks about it anymore now if it that had been out there, it might be a bigger deal. Really? That's our Tom Brady. But he didn't do anything fucking... I mean, I don't want to put him out there again, but it's like... I'm bringing it up now.

He had a girlfriend. It's not like he's got a whole family. It's not like... It's like, dude, just be single. You're fucking Connor McDade. Or I would make the argument he did nothing wrong. Yeah, I agree. He held a hand.

You know what? Every pro athlete. He was drunk. He was being careful. Yeah. Right? Both of those people needed to be guided to safety.

She was probably falling around and he was just helping her. Exactly. 100% He's the hero he is. So you're telling me Connor McDade hates me? No, of course not.

Did McDade himself say anything about it? I didn't talk to McDade but I don't know him that well. Yeah. He's McJesus. All right, so like the greatest hockey player of all time hates me. What can you do?

Hey, I'm American. I don't care. Well, I know that he saw it and was pissed about it. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't think he was going to like it. Just figured, you know. What's another thing like that where you had a hot take and then someone else kind of went?

I'll be honest. I really don't give a fuck anymore. Good for you. Like I've gone through too much myself on the internet where I'm else, like they kind of went. I'll be honest. I really don't give a fuck anymore. Like I've just, I've gone through too much myself on the internet where I'm like, don't care, dude. Like that's what happens, bro. Yeah. You live a life. Yeah, you want to be in the light.

You are a professional this or a famous that or you're in the spotlight. Shit goes wrong. Yeah. It happened to me. It'll happen to you. It happened to him. It happened to her. Like that's just how it fucking goes.

Yeah. I would argue that yours at this day and age is completely harmless and you probably had a hard conversation with your girlfriend and that might suck but like bro and you know what for barstool it's almost good that it kind of keeps happening to dave in a way because because he's like this is how it is yeah exactly you know and he's gone to the worst yeah you know i mean i uh i don't think there's much that I... I will never like... If we were the only ones that had that video, I wouldn't put that out there.

Right, right, right. It was already out there. It's being talked about. That's my job. That's what I do. Yeah, no, 100%. But I won't go out of my way to fuck people over like that. And I'll be perfectly honest, if I knew him personally, I wouldn't do that.

If we're friends, I won't fuck you over. I don't know. People need to be friends with me. Hey, news. I am absolutely for sale. I am a whore. I will... that if we're friends i won't fuck you over i don't know be be i people need to be news i am absolutely for sale i am a whore i will you know i will shows talk about fucking news yeah that's that's kind of it man so yeah that's it i'm with you um i back up kevin all day every day my man mcdavid don't be holding hands uh the show for you how long have you been doing the show just a year actually Yeah alright

So this shit like popped off You know what You got decent numbers right? It did really big Because at first I was like Cal do my first like 10 celebrity friends So then I had like

How do you know like I went to high school With Francesca From Too Hot to Handle Okay I'm a cloud chaser Cloud chaser Jersey chaser

Whatever No I've been a club guy In Toronto Canada forever. Okay. And then I started this giveaway. You know those giveaways like, hey, I'm giving away 10,000 cash. All you have to do after two wins is follow these people. Oh, so you're a scammer, a cloud chaser, a dirt ball, a fucking pervert.

You're my kind of guy, man. You did it perfectly. I grew up with Francesca from Too Hot to Handle. That whole show like it was Harry was the guy she was the girl all those guys

really blew up season one did really well then season two did really well then season three it's weird though it's just like because there's so many of those shows

and some pop off and some really don't yeah and they definitely exploded well yeah the season two people Carly Lawrence his best friend

from high school actually yeah she was our girl in LA and she helped us out meet everyone and she blew up too from season two and then aren't my boy Nathan and season two did really well then season three we met them cuz that's why we were living in LA and they were like show comes out in two weeks we're about to be famous you know it's kind of fell flat nothing was he's the key all I did well the no they didn't they didn't market it yeah that's like Netflix they know what they're doing On to the next They pump

They were doing that show The one where What's that one called With Zay Wilson Where you go on with your girl And you see if Oh you watch this Yeah

I watch them all On the I forget the name Oh Ultimatum Ultimatum That shit was the most toxic thing I've ever watched in my life

That was like Yo these producers are sick We had Zay on Let's just demolish relationships. It's insane. It's kind of interesting, but it's like, you guys are all fucked. I also think it does matter who

the people are, though. Yo, your boy Harry was a dog. He was the best. Yeah, he's the best. He doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, he says and does whatever he wants. That guy's gonna be a star. He's the most liked person in LA. Everyone loves him. But that's funny because he was the most selfish dude in the world.

He's the best. He's the guy's guy. I always argue selfishness is not a bad trait. No, it really is. As long as you're not truly fucking people over, it's just like I'm open, I'm honest about myself, and it's what I do.

I have exactly one life. It's going to be all about me. I promise you that. Bro, there are many, many times where I am like, I wish I lived it that way. Because it's true. You only get one, man. So just don't worry about other people. Do your thing.

And that's why men cheat. Do whatever you want at all times. So wait, so you know some famous people yeah so Francesca brought us kind of into the a bit you know she blew up

remember how big she was at the start yeah and then she dated Harry so I met Harry so at first I had a and then I had a few

like girls that I just knew from going out whatever so my first five shows were like celebrity celebrity celebrity but even still like I mean I guess

they all they all promoted for you hard yeah cause even if you have like a guest on if people don't you're not in the algorithms yet and all that shit like it's not guaranteed But even still, like, I mean, I guess if they all promoted for you hard. Yeah. Because even if you have, like, a guest on, if people don't, you're not in the algorithms yet and all that shit, like, it's not guaranteed. But I guess if they're all posting saying, go watch, go watch. Well, collab post didn't exist yet. Honestly, that's what changed everything. What's this?

The collab post tool. Oh, okay. Yeah. That changed everything. So, yeah. Once we got Mia Malkova, which was our first porn star, it's crazy how we met, how we met Mia. So because I do the giveaway thing, I also can like get Instagrams back.

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I woke up in L.A. one morning, and I was like, you know what? I was on like page 13, couldn't find a girl to jerk off to. I was like, let's throw it back to baby girl. It's been a couple of years. So I go, and like a good 30 minutes, like seven videos, Mia, Mia, Mia. And I haven't jerked off to her in two years probably. I haven't really thought about her, you know? You're talking about like a long lost egg.

You know, good old times. It's like when your team gets like the Wiley veteran back, you know good old times it's like when your team gets like the veteran back you know it's like it's it's two hours later a gay guy that i know my boy sammy respect he facetimes me and he goes hi bitch my friend's tiktok is down can you get her tiktok back i'm like yeah yeah absolutely he goes cam passing the phone to her be nice me and my cold i'm like oh my god we just made up this morning she's like hi my tiktok's down she goes we're actually shooting she's a problem on instagram by the way because i'll be like in the middle of the work day i'm doing one minute man i'm scrolling i'm like oh she's best content ever yeah oh boy this is gonna deal with my brain i

said that with christy mack i got like muter if i if i just simply see it it with my brain. I said that with Chrissy Mac. I got to mute her. If I just simply see it, my brain is mushed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's a problem. So we did Mia. Yeah, then I was like, we went and talked, and then we met Bella Thorne and all these porn stars because they're doing a porn star shoot that day. She got us into the porn star world. We got it.

Then we did Mia. Then she collab posted four clips with us. She's very good on podcasts. Fucking amazing. Yeah. And that's really – That's what really fucking – Honestly, the real key, because celebrities and entertainers and all that shit,

they come with fans who will listen to them. Porn star fans will listen. If they buy this, they'll buy it. Watch this, they'll watch it. They're more famous than... They have more sway. They'll be like, kill this man. And someone will kill the person.

They're crazy. But like me and Malkova will watch the Titanic once. And like the movie, Leo goes home in his bed, little cap. And he goes, Mia, every day.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some of these guys who get obsessed where they think they're – Oh, no. Come on. I just – the guys who go to a meet and greet or whatever where it's like, you know, they don't really care, right? Yeah, yeah. They're like, today's the day I'm going to meet my girl. Right, right.

It's wild. And they think they know though. But so poor and like – They think people are dating them. Right, right. That's crazy, man. It's got to be like nervewracking, always like that. Yeah, to think that this guy stepping up thinks we're dating.

You know what, though? Now with VR, it's almost like you are fucking them. Well, bro, man, I'm telling you, man. Adriana Cechik was whispering in my ear, dude. Dude, yeah, she's made like, they all have like two VR videos. Cechik's got like 12. She's a gangster. She's a fucking gangster.

We tried to link up with her in LA. It didn't end up working out. Last week. Yeah. But we were like, she was going to come to the hotel. And I was like, old buddy. You know what's crazy? This is pressure packed.

She was all over our producer, Jinx. This really sweet boy. Really? You know? Because that's what she does. She wanted to fuck Jinx. And then I'm calling Jinx out right now. I never told this story.

And she, everyone was, because she fucks every day. She fucks fans, normal guys, picks up guys from clubs. She knows, I'm going to give you Adriana. She's a legend.

Could have gone down in LA. Yeah. And she goes, I want to fuck Jinx. I took all these videos that were all over him at the club. And then she drove us home and then Jinx goes,

I need to get out here. I need to get out here. And he got out of the car and just ran. I respect that. Me too. That's a select dude. You know what? That's real. I need to get out here. And he got out of the car and just ran. I respect that. Me too. That's a select dude. You know what?

That's real. Sometimes you're in over your head. Bro, sometimes you're in over your head. That's the realest shit in the world to be like, I'm scared. He's got a good dick. Like, I should be scared. I can't do that. I'm not Johnny Sins.

How do you know? Jinx has just laid it on the table before? Well, because the next day I called him. And I was like, what is it, bro? I had a Cialis for you. There's no doubt in my mind in a situation like that I would underperform or not perform at all. I do not think I would rise to the occasion literally and figuratively. I have had sex with not the A-listers, but the smaller ones.

And I'm less nervous to fuck a porn star than the hot popular girl in town. I could see that. Because they're so used to 10 inches. So to me it goes like – Three, five, seven is all small. I would be nervous for the hot like popular girl the most. That's the scariest. The most.

Then a porn star, then a regular chick. Like I think there's still a higher level. But also there's hierarchy. Regular more scared. Because porn stars, dude, they have 12 inch mandingo dicks. Yeah, but also I've... They're expecting bad.

I've also just talked to enough who I think are being honest when they're like, it does not need to be that size for me to enjoy myself. So I actually believe that. So I don't think that's that big of a deal. But I think that they do expect a good performance, stamina, know what you're doing. They're going to be disappointed.

They'll be disappointed about the other stuff. I think the dick size will be fine. I think it's the rest of it that they're like, this sucks. Adriana, I might fight Adriana. She tried to fuck me. What? I might fucking Adriana If she tried to fuck me What? I might fucking Square up with her Hey if you wanna fuck me

You have to rape me Gotta earn it man See that's a girl I don't think I would be Because I think she's Like she can make something Out of nothing man She'll fuck anybody And enjoy herself Cause she loves make something out of nothing man like she'll fuck anybody

and enjoy herself she loves it that much that was a joke if you're in here and you're picking up a vibe we can make things happen this is a comedy podcast we're joking we got lucky though because the guy that set it up our boy Andy

he set it up and he was like but but just so you know, she's notorious for bailing. Bails, bails, bails, bails. Well, that's exactly what happened with us and Glennie. She misses her flights. She misses this. Well, so she said, I'm coming to New York on like Thursday night to do Glennie's show. I reached out to Glennie. I'm like, yo, you got Adriana?

He's like, news to me. And then I was like, I think she's coming because that's what she said. I showed her the text messages. That night, she's on Twitch at her house streaming. She was supposed to host my birthday in Toronto, but she fucking showed up for a podcast 15 minutes early and then stayed out with us till 6 a.m. Everyone was like, this doesn't happen.

Fluke. So it's funny that those things are like what, who knows what the podcast would be if that didn't happen. Fact. If Mia didn't FaceTime me to get the TikTok back, I probably would have never

interviewed a porn star. So when you started, that's what blew us up. Did you start with the idea of celebrities and just like shit and shit? Celebrities.

Yeah, the idea was celebrities that don't talk about sex talking about sex. That was the idea at first. And then a lot of- And then it's like porn stars who do talk about sex talking about sex.

No, then it went into OnlyFansGirls from Toronto because I wanted to do it in person. Yeah. And you wanted to fuck OnlyFansGirls? Yeah. Yeah. Then the show started really dipping. Yeah.

So it was good at first, then dipping, dipping, dipping. And you're doing this for your real job or is this on the side? No, yeah. It was on the side. Okay. Yeah. Now it's number one. Yeah.

You know? But yeah, it was dipping, dipping. It was getting bad. You told me. You pulled me aside once, Joey. And he's like- Your show's not looking hot, buddy. Like quality-wise or performance-wise? Our guests were fucking just like fake follower OnlyFans girls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it was bad. That is the problem with OnlyFans is that like, you know, it's like what is a porn star now? And people don't want to hear. I don't care about. You know, maybe like the top one has an interesting story, but the rest of it's like cool story. You know, you fuck on camera For money

Then I said Let's go to LA See what happens Now or never Right And now we went And then And you say

We got in the porn star scene Right away Like you brought you And your boys or what Yeah yeah Seven people Wow That's cool

Well I was making Really good money Between January and March I had three good months Of my life What are you talking How much Like enough to pick up

A bunch of people and move Oh yeah Wow Crushing Those three months Rich Now I'm down bad good months of my life. What are you talking? How much? Like enough to pick up a bunch of people and move? Oh yeah. Wow. Crushing. Those three months, rich. Now I'm down bad. Sprint it all.

Oh yeah. But at the time, holy. I was doing the verifications and my guy that could get people verified was charging. Yeah,

you're like a drug dealer with that shit. You can hand out blue checks. Especially when I first go to LA and people meet the- You want one? You want one? You want one?

Exactly. My guy was getting it done in two weeks, cheaper than anyone, payment after. Wow. And everyone was like- How much money for that? It was 10K US.

What? Yeah. Yo, let me say loud and clear, you're a fucking loser if you pay 10K for a fucking blue check. No, you know what? I guess it's a business decision. Like, I'll give you 10K now

and if I have this check, I'll make more. But that's fucking pretty lame. So I was slinging those. Bro, I thought you were going to say 50 bucks. Yeah. I mean, 10K. It was referrals.

You want that blue? You want that blue? I got that blue. That's what it was. It was referrals. Who got you verified? That guy Ryan. It's payment after two weeks.

Bang, bang, bang. Then there was a purge of accounts getting deleted, and I had a guy that could get it back for me for really cheap. And the going rate online was... And this is just a friend who works getting deleted And I had a guy That could get it back From me for really cheap And the going rate online And this is just a friend Who works at Instagram This is a guy from Turkey

Oh so you guys Yeah I met the right fucking guy That could get them back And the going rate Is 4k to get your And this is also To be clear Wildly illegal right

I don't know Are these guys Maybe These guys in Turkey These I assume Are not Meta employees Don't ask don't tell

Don't know how don't tell. Don't know how it happened. So there was a purge of accounts going down, and everyone came to me to get their accounts back, and I was getting everyone's accounts back while doing the check. That is one of the most valuable things. I had three good months. Now my verification guy is taking much longer.

I have clients waiting, but I'm going to get it done for them. But I feel bad, but they are waiting. But it's not two weeks anymore. This guy is going to be held over a balcony in a couple weeks. Where's my fucking account? You told me six months. But the show is, I think, you know, I mean, it's a moneymaker now, right? Yeah.

Yeah, that's the focus now. Right, right. Yeah, I love it. It's wild, man. That's a wild story. That's a good one. Yeah, that's how it all works. That's a scheming, scamming, hustling one. I like that.

I don't know what I should have or shouldn't have said about that. No, that's good. Instagram shit. Zuckerberg earmuffs. Zuck is a big fan. He's been a fan of the show for a while. Oh, yeah. Zuck listens to all the time.

No. Heavens no. Heavens no. Have Portnoy and Zuck ever talked? Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time? There was actually a time where Dave looked a lot like Zuckerberg. He's, I think, since gotten plastic surgery or something. But Barstool is on Zuck's radar.

Yes. It has to be. Come on. I don't know. It has to be. I don't know, man. You really got to remember how fucking, like, Zuckerberg's one of the most important people in the world.

Yeah, top ten. You know? Probably. But at the same time, we do, like, we do move the needle on social media. I would say yes. Yeah. I don't think he has meetings about us, but I'm sure he's heard about us. Dude, I mean, there are definitely people who are shadowbanned.

I'll bet you he's had border meetings about you. Yeah, you think? Like specifically Barstool? Yeah, fucking right. Wow. I mean, I guess so. Hey, Goodell does. Yeah.

That's for certain. Yeah. I remember the first time when Bill Simmons started The Ringer, and there was a rundown, and you and Dan were making fun of Dave for thinking that The Ringer was having meetings about Barstool, and I was overhearing you laughing with you guys, being like, yeah, what are you fucking about? It wasn't even just specifically The Ringer.

Dave said, there are companies out there right now having meetings saying how can we be like Barstool? And at the time, we were fucking jamokes. We were like, it was still – What year was this about? 2014, 13. And I meant it more like – I mean, I was one of the original people. I believed in it, but I was like –

Yeah, you've been here since the job. I still to this day don't think that people took note then I think that we were still a little bit further away from that but I don't know at that moment if there were people like we got to be like them because we were still like throwing stuff

in the face of blind people but the dude always had the vision like he always stuck to it even probably when it was silly and then he made it not silly and like fucking you know there's no denying it but but yeah he was like

everybody wants to be barstool and I was like dude we're literally in a dentist office right now our office was a dentist office it was when we were fucking clowns and you started laughing at him? Yeah. And then, of course, the anniversary of that rundown day, that clip always resurfaces,

and he's always sure to jam it in our face. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. But then there's a million clips where he would have told you that podcasts are a stupid idea, and Saturday's there for the boys is a dumb slogan. Wow. We all have. What happened to that?

You guys. It ran its course. I'll tell you what we did. We made fucking like tens of millions of dollars off it. How much did you guys make off that flag? The company made, I mean. It was a brand called Saturdays are for the boys? It was, yeah.

Was it just a flag? No, it was t-shirts. Dude, it was a full-blown brand of merch, flags. And that made how much? The most? So much. Millions and millions? I would say, I'm completely speculating, I would say over $10 million.

Yeah, I think it's an eight-figure for sure. You know what? It's probably still somewhere at a homecoming. Oh, no. It still sells to people. It's still right now. It's one of those things where it's like, who's still buying this? But it is still being bought.

I would say, if you are buying in earnest besides the boys flag, you're probably also buying a blue jacket. You probably need to look in the mirror.

Right. We probably, maybe one day we'll be retro and it'll be cool again. Yeah. I think that will happen. Who's got the hottest

merch right now at Barstool? Probably Chicken Fry. Yeah, Brianna Chicken Fry. Really? Wow. That girl. I've always said, man, if we were doing like a draft right now, who you would take at Barstool. Probably Chicken Fry. Yeah, Brianna Chicken Fry. Really? Yeah. That girl,

I've always said, man, if we were doing like a draft right now, who you would take at Barstool? She's on fire. I think she's like Alex Cooper next,

but a little more, you know, nice and polite. Coolest chick ever. Yeah, like Alex is like, she knows she's a superstar. Right.

Good for her. Is she still filming here? No. No, no, no. She never did? Yeah, she always was just like, and good for her. Is she still filming here? No. No, no. She never did? Yeah, she always was just, like, on her own.

I think they might have filmed a few episodes in... Oh, it wasn't, like, part of the family vibe? It was... No. Is that what you're saying? No, this is not Fast and the Furious. She was not part of the family, bro. She was...

Yeah, she was... And I remember, like, after everything went down, where they, you know, they had their negotiations... How much was it again? I tell people $180 million. Am I copying? Yeah, she was – and I remember like after everything went down where they had their negotiations. How much was it again? I tell people $180 million. Am I capping? Yeah, you're – Yeah, that's capping.

I think you're tripling it. She made $60 million. $60 million for three years? Yeah. See, I think – So you did 60 times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like I mean when they did the Joe Rogan deal, people said like it was $100 million, and then I heard it was $100 million per year.

I think Alex was like $60 million total. But when you think about even that, it's fucking bananas. But yeah, run with the $180 million. She'd probably love that. Alex Cooper making $280 million. U.S. That's not Canadian. But after they split and Alex agreed to stay, I remember Dave being like,

here's the deal. They're splitting up. Sophia's gone. Alex is going to still be part of Barstool and she's going to be a part of Barstool. She's going to make an effort. That's going to happen. Never saw her again.

I sent her a DM that night. Oh yeah, you sent her a DM. I sent her a DM that night and I was like, yo, heard you're sticking around. We would love to have you come on the show and be like your first you know barstool interview afterwards and she sent me back a gif that was like yup or something like that like okay oh not even not even words i couldn't even get words sarcastic i don't know no i think it was genuine well i don't know maybe maybe i should analyze the maybe i should read into that a little bit you'll see if it's still there Cause I took it as like

I message a lot in gifts You know And then You message a lot in gifts I'm a big gift guy Never talk to me again With girls I'm trying to have sex with I think that's a good

That's a good play by the way It's like you're not trying too hard You know You're funny Right I'm scared to send anything I don't message anybody Cause I'm like

I just think my presence will annoy them Oh you know what it was I sent a gift to her. Welcome back. And she sent, thank you for having me. Oh, like peace, bro. And then I said, if you want to come on our pod when you're back, let me know. And she said, hell yeah, let's do it.

I'm down. And then I said, record on Monday. And I said, never mind. Monday's a holiday. How about Tuesday? And I never heard from her again. Never again. 50-50. Yay. I did get words. I. Never again. 50-50.

I did get words. You got words. You could get a reach back out. Hell yeah. I don't know if that'll ever happen. One can dream. How about Sophia? She really hates us. Oh really? Oh yeah. Like you in particular or Barstool? No, Barstool. But probably me too. I don't know.

Actually when they were here, Alex would like, if they were here, she would like say hello to me. Like Sophia wouldn't even like acknowledge my presence. I don't think I've ever spoken to Alex. Like she would walk by you

as if you were a fucking ghost. Is there kind of clicks and drama here? Oh, yeah. Are you asking that for real? Are there clicks and drama in high school, bro? Yeah, no. It's very, very, very good.

Online, it looks like big happy family. That's why you school, bro? Yeah. It's very, very, very good. Online, it looks like big happy family. That's why you should never trust the internet. That's what we call the internet, brother. Seriously, though, when I think about athletes and entertainers and I hear about contracts and this, that, like all the drama in the outside world, I'm always thinking about, well, if this kind of shit's going on here, then it's all going to be going on there and probably times like 10.

Because I do still think that as much drama and clicks, like we are still more down to earth. I would say just, it probably seems like it's more, it's worse here because we're like open about it. Yeah, there is clicking.

Yeah, there is drama. We do admit it, yeah. But it is like, yeah, no, like 99% of the people would go get a beer and have a good it, yeah. But it is like, it's, yeah, no, like, I mean, like, 99% of the people would go get a beer and have a good time with it. Yeah.

And would be, like, professionally respected. Like, it's not gonna be, like, open backstabbing You guys don't hate each other, do you? No. No, but that's what I mean.

Like, even, somebody broke up. Jesus Amaro, a podcast duo who just broke up recently, and I was saying, like, almost every successful podcast and radio duo eventually runs their course and, like, breaks up. And I was saying like almost every successful podcast and radio duo

eventually runs their course and like breaks up and I was like it's just never gonna happen here because we're just like two dummies who are just like I would honestly

stake my life it never happens it never happens because we're not neither of us were ever like I'm gonna do this to become famous and become rich

we just like did it I don't know why we did it so now it's just like I don't know it's something we do the Bob Menary full send thing what's that what do you mean oh he just left and started going crazy on the full send podcast yeah well so so bob menary yeah joined nelk boys he yeah and that

was the full send podcast yeah as a contract and he left yeah full send is like you know you know how big it is right yeah well i do know but i don't know the specifics like they're doing like trump caitlin drang yeah they're going psycho right and they say biggest in the world but i think it's top five okay it's really big yeah and uh they hire but now it's been doing it for 13 years then bob came on and he was probably the best on the podcast right he's funny yeah i i i he has a good uh he had a good shtick with like that announcer yes yeah but i think we had some beef with him and so i was like fuck bob bennery but I don't really know. Well, Dave went on the full send

and they just duked it out the whole time about what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. About how he wanted too much money and then he never hired him and they were all petty. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, at least they could admit that.

So then he left Nelk Boys. So then his contract was up and he's like, okay, I'm probably the, you know. Star of this or whatever. Yeah, the podcast, I want more money. And then they said, wow, they paid him apparently something like a million dollars for like three months. Like something, paid him really well. But he's like, I want more money and then they said wow they paid him apparently something like a million dollars for like three months

like something wow paid him really well but he's like I want equity in full send I want equity that's a reasonable ask

if you think you're the star and then boom this was this week oh so he's doing it on his own now yeah alright but now we'll see

you know like you just said people split up it is funny it's becoming almost like it's own industry of like you know you follow like you follow sports

you follow entertainment you you follow the internet now. Yeah, yeah. It's so true. Who's in what camp and who's breaking up. It's so true. I was going to say, I've heard of all those names, but I'm not like, particularly in the podcast world, I'm not like super.

Kevin's really good at it all because he does One Minute Man. He's awesome at following things. So it's almost like Kevin teaches me shit. How do you follow the news? What do you do? He's Dr. Manhattan. Is it just like you see something on Instagram? Yeah, I get a lot.

You must be in bed sometimes. You got to get up and do it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The fucking Will Smith slap. I was like literally like, all right, time to go to bed. And I was like, what just fucking happened there? Yeah, you post two seconds.

Like as quick as we can. Yeah. That's part of why it works. So if I stop doing that. Is that your biggest one? Maybe. Yeah, probably that one. Drake hot sauce. Is that your biggest one? Maybe. That one got shared a lot. Yeah, probably that one.

And Drake Hot Sauce. Drake Hot Sauce. Oh, yeah. Drake Hot Sauce. You announced that one. You announced that. That was probably because I think it was a fake story. No way.

I mean, I don't know. That was so unsubstantiated. But I was like, I'm fucking saying this is true. But yeah, there is like its own world where it's, I think there's going to be like We've talked about that extensively with like how just like the internet has created like where you can be really, really, really famous. And then like you can also have someone who doesn't have like, never even heard a whisper of your name.

Right. Right. Where it used to be like back in the day, like if you're famous, you're famous. Right. They're just, there are famous people. Everybody watches TV, everybody watches movies Now it's like You'd be like absolutely mobbed

Even based on different states and shit In the northeast In Boston and shit, these guys were like royalty But then we went to the west coast And people were like, who the fuck are you You have no idea in Toronto If you came to visit Thank you for your news, bro

That is wild We gotta go to be like, thank you for your news, bro. Am I lying? That is wild. We got to go to Toronto, bro. We got to go to Toronto. Yo, do you want to come? Do you want to come to Toronto? Yes. Come host maybe the club and do the show.

What we were going to do, we were talking about doing live shows somewhere in Canada. Yeah. So Toronto seems to be the choice. You should. That would be fucking unbelievable. Like when Dave did the pizza reviews in Toronto, how many people went? 10,000? 10,000.

When you say the club, do you like own a club? Yeah. I own a club. All right. He owns the number one restaurant in Toronto. How many people went? 10,000? When you say the club, do you own a club? Yeah, I own a club. He owns the number one restaurant in Canada, Mademoiselle. Highest grossing restaurant. It just opened

four or five months ago. Yeah, biggest legend. That's awesome. We could do the show there. We could do the show there, yeah. And I have a... We're going to Toronto, bud. I just have 10%

out of the face partner guy. What's a good nightclub? I'm not going to present it What's a good night club? I'm not going to present it all month We're going to Toronto Yeah come to Toronto An hour and a half flight It was so easy Alright so tell the people

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