KFC Radio - Scott Eastwood, We Release Our Snyder Cut

Episode Date: June 30, 2020

Subscribe, Rate, and Leave a Review. It's vacation week so we're releasing our Snyder Cut. If you listened last week you know we stopped and rerecorded the first half of our podcast so here it is. We talk baseball being back, loch ness monster, and aliens. (35:28) Scott Eastwood joins the show. We discuss his role on Fast and the Furious, portraying a real life war hero, which marvel superhero he would want to play, and basically how he's the most manly man out there. Check out his move The Outpost this Friday July 3rd, on demand and in drive in theatres.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm not flirting, it's just inertia. And the sun can't stop us now. What did it come to? It's taking over you. It's another edition of KFC Radio, sort of, on the Barstool Sports Network. This is our vacation week, but we did an awesome interview with Scott Eastwood, and his new movie is out on Friday. So we wanted to do right by him and make sure that we get the promo up in time. So even though it's our vacation week and we took care of all of our ad reads and whatnot

last week, we're going to put that out for you today, sort of like an old school KFC radio quickie. When we had first mentioned that there was no episode, I saw some people saying you're self-canceling, and I'm sure some people expected to hear an episode talking about all of the latest drama with the rundown and Colin Kaepernick and my blog and all that. So no, the, the, the reason that there's no episode is not because of that. It's just bad timing with the vacation week. But once we learned Scott needed his needed that episode out to promote the

movie, we decided to put together the interview. And what we're also going to do is release last week's intro segment, which if you listen to the podcast, you know that we stopped and redid our entire beginning of the podcast because it was so bad. We were just rambling about baseball, and usually we keep it pretty tight. We have a lot of topics and we keep it moving. And this was like, you know, leading into a vacation week, we didn't know what to talk about. We kind of just rambled and stumbled our way through it. And so this is, this is like releasing the Snyder cut. This is like the reverse Snyder cut. It's like we, we good cut version, and now we're releasing the shitty version,

which I actually think as, I think we're our own worst critics, and we have a very high bar. And when you listen back to it, I think there was some funny stuff and some valid points about whatever nonsense we were yapping about. So you're going to get the,

it's like the DVD extras, the deleted scenes, the cutting room floor, again, a look behind the curtain, how the sausage is made, whatever, any of those euphemisms and descriptions. That's what you're getting today. I do have to do mail time this week. That was not baked into our vacation, and it makes more sense for me to address all the latest on that podcast

because this is not a John issue, and I don't want to have to drag him into it and get him involved in, uh, in Kaepernick and, and, you know, racial insensitivity and all that stuff. But I wrote my blog, but I have to do some more explaining from the podcast side of things. I want you guys to hear it all in my voice as well. So that'll all be taken care of on mail time. But for now we'll get into the, the Snyder cut of last week's KFC radio, as well as Scott Eastwood, who is promoting his new movie, the outpost,

which is out on Friday. It's a awesome movie of him in the armed forces in Afghanistan and fighting the Taliban. So a great movie, good interview, a bad podcast segment that I think is actually going to be pretty entertaining. So we got you covered for like an old school KFC radio quickie type of thing here on vacation week. And like I said,

check out mail time for a full breakdown of the rundown, the Kaepernick situation, trying to cancel us, and the whole nine. So let's get into last week's cutting room floor segment and then talk to Scott Eastwood. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network back live in studio. We're almost back here. I feel like, you know, the world is restarting

and baseball is leading the charge now. Baseball's back. I hate being me. Like, just... That could go so many directions right now. Just like, I want to be

the baseball is back. No one's fucking not. You don't think it's going to happen? They're not playing. I agree. They are absolutely. I've said it. I keep retweeting the same tweet.

I said baseball is not happening. And then every time there's a tweet, they're like, oh, old takes exposed. And now there's like an agreement. Everyone's old takes exposing me. And it's like if you have not looked around at every other sporting event, everybody is getting coronavirus. Right. Brooks Koepka's caddy, Novak Djokovic, all that shit. I mean everybody is getting it.

Now, whether that means – I don't know the rules because I do feel like there's a way to continue. I don't think it's a strict no-tolerance policy. I think it is. I think it's – Can you look this up? I mean if that's the case, then it's a fucking – I believe it was – this is what I heard. This is what Casey told me yesterday when we were grabbing drinks last night.

By the way, it's hilarious getting drinks in New York City now. Drug dealers just run rampant. Really? They just walk the streets because everyone's kind of outside. Yeah, it's like open container type shit. They just walk by like, I got Coke. I got Coke. Who's got the last Coke?

Really? Yeah, but don't buy Coke off guys in the street. No, that's not a good idea. But that's an interesting, like, why? What's changed? Why weren't they doing this pre-pandemic? I guess because everyone's in the street, so you can't get trapped. If you walked into a bar, maybe someone was like, hey, that dude's selling coke.

But if you just walk by fast, and if you were interested, you just go run up behind him and be like, yo, dude, what do you got? But I want to be stress- Buying coke on the street. Don't buy coke off random dudes in the street. I mean, you're just asking for a bunch of fentanyl. Yeah, right. You're going to die for sure. For sure.

But it's pretty cool, though. It's still pretty cool. Don't get me wrong. I've done it before. You shouldn't do it. Do as I say now as I do, all right? I didn't do it last night. I've done it years ago two nights ago

last week for sure but not last night there was a time I did I've only done it once that's an interesting dynamic though definitely I just did meth it's interesting to

like the the unintended consequences of pandemics and shit like that the good and the bad and it's like yeah and then and then drug dealers

just start like howling at you like you're on the corner this guy was like he this is this guy wasn't last night this guy was a different time i was out but he like he's just in sweatpants and a white t-shirt and don't like it happens in new york a lot i remember there used to be guys outside our old office if you take a right and go across broadway there'd be dudes who just sat there i was like who wants to go next like the wholesale guys yeah yeah yeah um and uh but it was it was it's not smart you know what you know what you know what's funny about that those guys tried to sell me sneakers once fake blue leg sneakers which i think is kind of like you know they looked at john they're like yeah this guy this guy parties they look at me and

they're like yeah he'll buy some fake jordans damn it why don't you try to sell me coat what i'm not cool enough for you? Fuck. Anyway, I think I know where you're going here with, you know, you want to be able to be excited and you want to be, like, not pessimistic. Oh, no, no, no. Here's where I was going with Casey when we were out getting drinks. Oh, right, right. She told me that she saw somewhere that if a team tests positive with 10 players, it's, like, off.

The whole thing? Or, like, that? I mean, yeah, it can't just be that team because that would fuck up the whole league. But, like, every team is going have 10 players that's positive definitely everyone definitely honestly i was thinking about uh uh who uh we were talking yesterday on the rundown i think it was we were saying like athletes should have just been been getting it the past few months yeah like tommy john stuff yeah just like just knocked us out and i think roan said you think that's what that's that's what dabbo is doing. Like, everybody Clemson, go get it now.

It's like when you have two kids and one gets chicken pox, you're like, yeah, let's get this over with. Chicken pox party. I mean, God forbid if you were ever the coach that was like, all right, listen, we're all going to get it. God forbid there was something like the one 19-year-old, like, healthy kid who fucking dies or something. But, you know, that's what they probably should have been doing

this whole time. They should have gotten the bubble not to play. Get in the bubble to get it and then everybody's good that makes sense I can't believe I hadn't thought of that yeah you should have absolutely all done that the preemptive coronavirus I want to be so clear it's not happening and hopefully I get old-tasting sports

because I'd love for baseball to be back it's not coming back I don't think it's the worst yeah I love being in a bar watching baseball. That's not a lie. Because it's just something that happens. We talked about this two episodes ago.

Do we even like sports anymore? We've all learned that we can survive without sports. Even Hank, who's PMT, big sports star. Hank was like, I'm good. Yeah. I think there's the vast extremes of like, I think like Marty Mush. I think like Brandon Walker.

Brandon Walker like lives sports and I feel like without it, he like, a piece of him is dying. Marty, I think needs to gamble, you know,

I don't know if it's like sports. He even said, he's kind of like come off it. Yeah. It's like you, you know, it's funny. Yeah.

It's like, you know, yeah, you guys are like hardcore gamblers and then you're not and you're just like, okay, all right.

I was asking, I was like, do you, have you been like gambling on random things. Again, proof positive that it's not about the competition or the betting. It's about betting on

what you want to bet on and what you want to watch. Which is fair. I understand that. I'm not like, oh, you're fake because you only like gambling on things you like gambling on. Oh, that's perfectly acceptable. 100%. I just don't think it's going to come back. I just don't. I want to be excited. I want to be happy.

I've had a rough few weeks. I would love to have some reason to be excited. And this isn't it. No, this is not the one. Dude, I was with my uncle last night or a couple nights ago. And he was just like, dude, I know I have my kids until January. School's not starting. Schools aren't starting.

I don't think sports are going to happen. And everyone got mad at me last night because they're like, well, look at the Premier League. Look at Europe. They're in a completely different place than America is. America is getting worse almost everywhere. Everywhere. To me, it's going to be a fascinating whenever this ends

because I feel like people thought it was ending, and I feel like we're in the middle of it, basically, which is dangerous because I feel like people, it was ending and i feel like we're like in the middle of it basically which is dangerous because i feel like people when they i'll be honest people at least in new york i can only speak for our region like they followed the rules like humanity i think kind of stepped up on this one there's a lot of people complained about it but at the end of the day everything stayed closed and nobody really violated the rules like on like a wholesale level you know uh but that was when they i feel like they thought you know when you give someone like a relative timeline and then they agree to that and then you're like oh no no never mind it's actually twice as long you know it's like it's like what dave was saying about

like you're going on a cross-country flight it's gonna take six hours oh actually it's gonna you know six hours in it's gonna take 12 people start bugging out yeah yeah and so i think we might see like the bug out happen now but uh i mean it's definitely the way i did it i was i was 100 bought in i was like fuck it i'm not going outside for like a set amount of months i did it for three months and i did it for two and a half months and i was like i'm and then once exactly what dave was explaining i hadn't heard that i think that's a good comparison um once i heard it like actually i'm gonna be back i'm like fuck it well then i can't but i i i i hunkered down for what you have to hunker down for. And I know it's wrong.

I know I'm being selfish and a pussy and all that stuff. I'm not trying to be like, whatever. I know I'm an asshole, but I'm out. I wonder, though, if numbers were to spike back up and you were to hear that hospitals were overrun again. I'd be okay to do it again. I was going to say, you go back inside yeah you know what i mean right it's like the same thing with the sports it's like i'm good i'm gonna complain about it i don't want to do it but if like yeah i really have to i i can do it but it's it's that wishy-washy in between where

it's like are we good are we not good i don't really know what's going on uh it's but there's just i just don't think there's any chance that you can get a whole league of any sort to not cross a threshold. You know what I mean? There's definitely going to be a couple positives here and there. But if there's some sort of number like 10 or some shit like that. And it's very different, right? The league will be very – like only East teams play East teams. Yeah.

I actually didn't even – I've been so out and so sticking to my there's going to be no baseball that I don't know what they ended up, I'm pretty sure it's like all East AL and NL, all Central AL and NL because I saw the idea of the East having

DeGrom and Garrett Cole is a fucking, there's some monster pitchers in the East now that are this NLAL, like, conglomerate, whatever. But I just don't, I feel like the world got, the world convinced themselves that they were, like, making the decisions now. You know?

Like, the world decided that humans are almost making like calling the shots it's like okay um humans are protesting that means the virus must be gone right no like the people protesting are just you know breaking the rules the league has decided to come back we must be good no and i and i can't understand why if there's one thing we've proven here so far, it's that nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about. Certainly not sports fans and sports commissioners. There's no spitting allowed?

Yeah. They say so. I can't imagine that one's going to be allowed. How is that? If I was a baseball player, but I'm not. Isn't that funny, though, that it's like, I cannot play baseball unless I can spit. The spitting is weird, though, because I spit a lot, obviously, on account of treating tobacco.

And, like, I notice when I spit now. I'm like, oh, you're such a dick. Why did you do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, I mean, not when I'm spitting into a cup or whatever, but when I'm spitting, like, ah, jeez, I wish I didn't do that. Yeah, yeah. It is. Well, it's one of the most disgusting habits ever, pandemic or not.

I don't think so. I think it's regular. I think it's not crazy. They can't be within six feet you think it's not crazy to do uh to like chew on a fucking uh plant and and and have to walk around with a cup full of your spit you think that's normal huh no no that's fair all of our habits are very funny it's like well i you chew on this i roll it up into paper let it on fire and suck on it. Everyone's got to be six feet apart all the time.

It's just like... It's too fake for me to get excited about. How can you cover first base? With a man on base. You can cover... I mean, this is more a national anthem, God Bless America stuff. Got it, got it. But even that, isn't that funny? We did this the whole time. Without disrupting basic rules of the game.

I would be so careful, wash my hands, not see anybody, stay inside, da-da-da-da. But I'm ordering delivery. And that guy's going to come with his hands all over shit and put it down, and I'm going to take it. Or I remember my mom and my sister lived together in different floors, and they stayed separate except our dog would run between the two. I mean, it's just you make up which rules you have to follow and which ones you don't care about and you that's just doesn't work now baseball is one thing pitchers have to carry a wet rag

instead of licking their fingers to instead of licking their fingers they touch the wet rag i mean you have to wet that 10 times anything an inning. Absolutely. You just have a bucket next to you. Now, baseball is one thing. If there's somehow no football, this country will burn. Tuscaloosa mayor came out today and said it'll be a billion-dollar loss for the city. A 10-figure loss. Holy shit. Yo, y'all got to diversify Tuscaloosa you guys need some new fucking sources of income

man all dependent on Saban and Roll Tide Jesus Christ there's a lot of baseball fans but I would imagine that demo is much more if you had to be stereotypical about it they're probably more liberal

more blue and all this shit. And baseball? Yeah. No, I don't think so. Over football? Over football, I suppose. But I don't think there is a sports fan base that I would say is a blue fan base.

Basketball. I guess basketball, okay. I think it would go basketball, baseball, football, and it kind of, you know, it's a varying degree. You didn't get in there at all, huh? Well, I don't know. He's Canadian, so I don't even know. Honestly, they're and it kind of, you know, it's a varying degree. Wow, hockey doesn't even get in there at all, huh? Well, I don't know. Hockey's Canadian, so I don't even know. Honestly, they're better than all of us.

Like, fuck these Americans, you know? But I feel like if there's no football, I mean, people are silly about football. People are wacky about football. If there's no football, there'll be a real problem. Yeah, like a, you know, worse than like the race riots will be football riots. Because I think about the guys here, like the Hubs tommys and the jareds there are like baseball diehards but they're like rational people and like you know they they don't want people to die and shit there's people in america who will be like sacrifice their lives yeah like kill grandma

and grandpa so i can watch football no no questions asked. Which is insane, but yes, it's a fact. And I don't know how football works because it's – I think baseball – I think football in-game is probably tougher with that many people and that much contact, but it's once a week. So I don't know if you can do it and then separate, whereas baseball is going to just be like you're constantly exposed. They're playing like every day, aren't they? Yeah.

I mean, what I heard was 60 and 70. 60 and 70. And that was – I don't know if they missed the deadline. It might be even shorter than that. So I'm totally okay with that. I think if you have hope that baseball is the sport that's going to, like, come out of this saved or looking good, you just haven't been paying attention. I also don't think we've realized that, like, they might play,

but I think it's going to – everything you just described, it's not going to be that good. It'll be weird. It'll be weird. Different divisions. I mean, let's just get this on the table right now. Unless – The Red Sox win the World Series.

Even then. That was interesting, though, seeing that with just people tweeting out the lines and what the futures are. There are some that was like plus 75,000 for... Dude, now's the year to put a bet on a long shot. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. All you got to do is get hot

for two months and make a run in the playoffs and you could be the biggest underdog story ever. I mean, the Mets are going to win the World Series. And it's going to be worse. Absolutely. I guess you can just lean into it but I will I'll have to but you'll know

it's not a real one what would be more poetic than that on this season that I have said I am not even paying attention because I know it's not going to happen this is not legit this is not real if the Yankees win it it doesn't count and then the mets will sneak

in and the thing is people are such assholes to mess fans it's crazy it's crazy how poorly meds are treated because if anything people should take pity on us and be like nice to us and instead it's like let's absolutely kick these people while they're down and if it were to be like if um if uh i don't know the Mariners were to win a World Series finally, I think people would be like, good for them. Oh, well, fuck the Mariners. They had that whole fucking bullshit with fucking King Felix. He's still upset about that one.

That's perfectly encapsulated how people treat the Mariners fan base. But you know what I'm saying? Fine. Congratulations. Maybe the Mariners got it. Thank God you had a good pitcher. Shut up. Who's just going to be on another team next year.

It was national news that they had a good pitcher for a little while. Who they did nothing for. He had a good run, but really nothing. Yeah, look at his numbers. Not as good as you thought. Not great. He had a couple seasons that were spectacular, but that's not it. He had a cool nickname.

That's what I mean. It's so important, the marketing of it. But I remember that night, and I'll forever hate the Mariners franchise. You were furious. I was like, oh, shit. No, he's not retiring. He said right after the game, I'm not retiring. It's like, I'm going to go play for the Braves, guys.

Is that who signed him? No, I don't know. I'm just saying. Someone gave him a tryout. I don't know who signed him. But other teams people think of as, when the Cubs won the World Series, there was a lot of people who were like, oh, the curse is broken. Great.

And, you know, any other underdogs usually get the, like the, even the Nats kind of got it. Where it was like they, you know, were not expected to. If the Mets win it, it'll just be like, let's tarnish this as much as we can. Oh, yeah. Let's make these people miserable. Would you celebrate it? I don't know why. I mean, yeah.

Listen, I say this now. Would you genuinely celebrate it? Like, not for college, would you be like, yes, the Mets will win. Well, what I use as a good example, a good correlation is the wild card game of 16. I was steadfast, firmly like, the playing game is not the playoffs. It's just like a chance to get to the playoffs. And then when they made it and there was all like the hubbub leading up to it, I bought into it. I was like, oh, it's the i felt and it wasn't like i was convincing

myself in that game that conor gillespie game that was a playoff game you know yeah so i say it now but if if the mets go fucking you know like 45 and 15 and make the playoffs and then there's a couple weeks of playoffs by the time they get to the world series i'll be fully fucking in right that's true in hindsight down the road i might be like yeah it was for gazy but like in the moment i will for sure be into it and in the moment i will for sure take the bait of everyone telling me it's not a big deal and i will i will have like an aneurysm like the mets winning the world series will be like the worst thing for me because i will like explode that might be the final straw if everyone's an asshole to me when the mets win the world series like the worst what's gonna happen the

worst thing not even i could i could i would relish the like uh you know yankee fans telling me it doesn't count i'd be like laughing in their face if the world was just like yeah that doesn't really count let's watch football like yeah excuse me like get out of here we're talking football i'd be like no no i've been waiting for this my whole life and you guys don't care so So that's what's going to happen. Yes. That's definitely what's going to happen.

And Dave will be like a part owner. I don't get the reaction people are – people universally across the board were like, this is KFC's nightmare. And, I mean, I get why, but if Dave owning something that I love succeeds, I mean, that's barstool. When we sold to Penn, people weren't like, oh, what a nightmare for KFC. Dave's worth so much money now because hopefully soon one day we'll get my own money. It was like, congratulations to you too.

So if Dave owning things succeeding is where you draw the line, well, you should have drawn it 10 years ago. So I don't get it. It's not perfect. It's not ideal. On the rundown, I said, Dave, you're not going to sabotage your own investment to fuck with me. And he was like, eh, not above that.

I was like, fuck! Well, because owners have proven throughout time now i don't think dave would do this i know dave wouldn't do it dave was like dave likes to win but like owners have proven that time that you can just not give a fuck definitely and i used to think it was i was so stupid and this is until very recently like i thought like no one went to your games you didn't make any money well i mean it does does matter a lot but i know what you mean it matters but i mean you you still make 100 million million a year. You still make crazy amount of money because the TV deal

is split. I believe owners keep the door. Is that what it is? And then jerseys are split. Memorabilia, and I think what the Players Union is trying to angle for is MLB app signups and all that kind of shit.

All the ancillary money that comes in that's not like from the game. I think players are trying to get a piece of. I didn't realize that players got a piece of the jersey, at least in the NFL. NFL gets 25% of the jersey. I mean, that's – I used to always think like, oh, number one jersey sales. Who cares? Yeah. Tim Tebow is like, hey, baby.

I don't even play and I'm making bank. So I don't know. I would say don't hold your breath. I'm a big fan of I don't know. I would say don't hold your breath. I'm a big fan of under-promised over-delivered. I'm not going to call you an idiot if you're excited. I just think – No, I will. I think – I understand the excitement.

I get people are looking for hope in any form in 2020. It has been a bad year. And you just want something to hold on to. I'm not going to be a Debbie Downer, but be like you're you are a little bit of an idiot it's the same thing as everybody when they got excited for every tweet john hayman said baseball's coming back throw a fucking party two minutes later uh no i'm an asshole it's like well how about you don't do this again next time and they did it every single time and now they're doing it on a grand scale a part of me does want to watch the world burn like i do want to see what happens to a guy like carabas and hubs when they are told baseball's coming back and it's like on

the schedule and then like the night before they're like oh everybody tested positive it's gone again i think i think we'll see those guys i think we'll see grown men cry i think they will weep like children i think the football crowd will like throw a riot i think the baseball crowd will just cry like babies i would think so yeah baseball crowd will just cry like babies. I would think so. Yeah. Like hubs will just wait. Cause it's good.

Baseball has been baseball. If football would die, football not happening would be like your friend dying in a car accident. And, and baseball not happening is like, uh, like your grandfather dying of cancer. Yeah. It's been coming a long time.

You've had a million scares where you went to the hospital and ended up making it and coming home. And this is just like, yeah, I had a feeling this one was coming. Football, people have not even entertained the idea that it won't happen. They have not even considered it yet. And I don't know why. Probably should have. Should we just jump right into M.I. the Asshole? Yeah.

Let's do it. Oh, wait. First, Loch Ness Monster's back. I have my issue here. Here's my thing with this. It has wait. First, Loch Ness Monster's back. I have my issue here. Here's my thing with this. It's nothing to do with Loch Ness Monster. It's got to do with Twitter. When a trending, a topic is trending.

Gotta have the pinned tweet. You gotta have a tweet at the top to tell me why it's trending. I'm like three quarters of the way down the scroll. I'm just seeing Scooby-Doo and stuff. Why the fuck is Loch Ness Monster trending? Why are you against the fucking Mulder and Scully here? I'll tell you what.

I'm going to take it a step further, and this kind of ties into a lot of... Like this tweet right here, right at the top. Since Loch Ness Monster's trending, figured it'd be a great time to share a pic of me looking for her. It's just a random guy standing by a lake. Yep. I should see right away why a topic is trending. The whole trending topic thing is goddamn fucking bullshit. Everyone trends for stupid reasons.

Can I tell you the number one stupid trend? Blah, blah, blah is over party. Oh, cancel parties. Half the time it's fake, and the other half the time I can't find out why it's canceled, and it's all just funny jokes and people saying why they're canceled, and I can't find out why they're canceled. And then when I finally, when I see, you know, John Krasinski's over party, I'm like, holy shit, did Jim Halpern do something? And then it's like, oh, no, that one was John Krasinski's over party, I'm like, holy shit. Did, did Jim Halpern do something?

And then it's like, oh no, that one was just a total joke. This is where the people cry cancel. The boy who cried cancel. It's a problem because half the time it's not real. And, or, or half the time, the other half of the time it's like, uh, you know, what exactly did he do? What did he say? What's going on now? That log nest monster.

There's a picture and it's a fucking monster. It's a fucking monster. Now depends on what your definition of monsters. That, the Loch Ness Monster, there's a picture, and it's a fucking monster. It's a fucking monster. Now, depends on what your definition of monster is. That's the thing. There's so many monsters in the ocean. Yeah, I mean... It's not the ocean, it's the lake. Bodies of water in general. When you go to

the bottom, bottom, bottom of the ocean, you are on a different planet. There are aliens. Those fish that have no eyes, and they have the lights and shit. Haven't we discovered more of the solar system than we have of the ocean? Something like that. Like explored more of it or whatever? Yeah. Like I know that – and I know that the bottom of the ocean is lower, I think way lower than like the peak of Mount Everest.

Like we go way deeper than we go high here on this planet. Yeah. And so there's shit down there that is – Why doesn't the water just spill? Oh, boy, boy. than we go high here on this planet. Yeah. And so there's shit down there that is – Why doesn't the water just spill? Oh, boy, Marty. Here we go. Why doesn't it spill off the planet? Gravity.

It walls. Like part of the ocean is upside down. Why isn't it just spilling? Gravity. Yeah, I know. But it's bullshit. Yeah. Listen, I can't tell you anything further than that.

It's like why do planes fly? Lift. Why do boats float? Buoyancy. I can't tell you anything further than that. Like's like, why do planes fly? Lift. Why do boats float? Buoyancy. I can't tell you anything further than that. Gravity sucks a whole ocean's worth of water. Yeah. Apparently.

So, you know, you get a ping pong ball, and you suck it like that, and it won't fall because you're sucking it so hard. I've done it the other way. I've never sucked it. I've blown it. I don't suck it. I blow it. You can do that, and it's doing that with a whole ocean. I can barely do it with a bottle cap. Well, I mean, your lungs are not nearly as powerful as the core of the earth.

Boy, that's going to be hard. So that's doing that with the ocean at all times. All times. It should just fall out. The ocean should just fall out. Yeah, I mean, these are things I don't quite understand. And we kind of talked about this on Friday Night Pints with PFT. Like, north, south, east, west west that's all just kind of a like why is up north and down south we're just technically a ball floating in space right you know like rotating and like why you know it

feels like it should fall but also why doesn't the water just go up from you know what i mean yeah like tang like Tang just floats into... What? Like Tang. Tang? Yeah, that was like the juice developed for astronauts.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the commercials, it would float in like balls. Yeah. Right. Why is the water not just floating away like that? All right, I was going to use it...

You got something stupid to say, don't you, Nick? You got something smug to say? I just know what gravity is. Yeah, right. I know what gravity is. I just don't understand it. I know it's gravity, but that's the one... Well, here's the thing. You're not explaining to me. You're just giving me one more. I know what gravity is. I just don't understand it. I know it's gravity.

You're not explaining to me. You're just giving me one more answer. It's gravity. I know. It doesn't pull you down. It pulls you towards the most massive object near you. And the massive object is the Earth. That's why it pulls me in, that fat ass.

But the Earth... That's why at night you're lighter because the moon passes by. Wait, what? At night you're lighter? Because there's a second massive object pulling you the're lighter because the moon passes by. Wait, what? Oh, yeah. At night you're lighter? Because there's a second massive object pulling you the other way, the moon. And it makes you lighter. The moon's always there. That's why people tell you.

The moon's always there. That's why people tell you to weigh yourself at night. Wait a minute. The moon is always there. Well, it's on the other side of the earth, so it's not by you. But it's still got to be having a pull, no? It does still have a pull on you. I guess it's pulling you down.

It's pulling you through like the earth so the moon is pulling me a little bit towards the moon at night and that's why i'm lighter is that what you're telling me the moon's always pulling you but at night it's above you so it's pulling you away from the earth right slightly and you're lighter at night how much lighter it's like could be have you googled this are we sure i my sorry i didn't finish college but my first major was physics so wow that was stupid yeah that's like that's almost as bad as what's his majoring in ancient greek oh yeah physics okay dr nick i uh like when you think about it, gravity is magic. Yes.

Like, if you were to tell me that, you know, there's some literally unseen, indescribable, not tangible force that holds you to something, I mean, that's magic. You can't tell me that magic doesn't exist. We just call it gravity. Yeah, I mean, that's what science is, too. Science is magic. It's magic. Yeah.

I mean, a lot of this shit. You know, when you take a bucket of water and you spin it around, kind of like why the ocean doesn't fall off. I mean, that's magic. It's like there's gravity, except not now. When you move it in a special way, the gravity goes away. That's centrifugal force, though. Yeah, that's magic.

That's magic. Inertia, magic. All these things, magic. All these forces. It's that's magic that's magic inertia magic all these things magic all these forces it's not in there it's not flirting it's just inertia do you believe in the lockdown spots i believe yeah i guess yeah i mean otherwise like maybe it's not uh the nessie you know from 1934 but whatever that is is a fucking monster there's a big there's a big fucking thing in the lake. I believe in it. And if you see the larger picture, the wake

is pretty fucking long. Like a boat? Yeah, it's like you see the hump. It looks like a fucking... See that though? Oh, yeah. That thing is long. Okay, I'm sold. I'm easily sold. Yeah, Logitech's of sponsors definitely real fine done

aliens in miami thoughts i saw one video it looked pretty fake to me it looked like a fake video i i just think that it looked let me google it you know what really hurts the um the aliens fun drones like a lot of this shit can be explained by drones now i feel like 20 years ago it was kind of like well there's no aircraft that moves that way and now it's like there just are yeah there and this is this is too fake it's too fake i'm sorry i just don't believe it you mean it's too real actually right like you're saying it's like too uh it's too exactly what you like it's like a movie it's like what you thought yeah it's like someone who watched a couple of movies i bet this is what aliens look like yeah and it's just hollywood's not that smart hollywood didn't hit me on that they don't fly in a fucking flying

but i can't tell how big it was though is that small and close or i mean if those are like massive then something's afoot because what are you saying you think it is uh like a dude with like five or six drones around but what if you know i i can't tell from that angle but if those things are like massively big then it can't be that you know they can be there you can they got big drones you can also just put like things around the drone they don't look that big they're not those aren't real don't care it's just too it's just like you know what it literally is the reason why i'm definitely leaning towards hoax on this one because this is primo like what's next for 2020 you know yeah a lot of people are saying uh like i saw a lot of the same repeated joke uh being stolen on twitter like the alien invasion is not till july you guys are early like that sort of shit so i i think uh

i think lockheed's monster real aliens in this case not real yeah and by the by just want to recap kevin bacon not believing in aliens that hurt me that hurt me i didn't like that he i also love his reasoning i said why don't you believe in aliens kev he was like i haven't found them yet like well okay if that's the burden of proof i understand but yes you kevin bacon holly actor, not astronomer or a space explorer, you have not found aliens, so they can't possibly be real. I kind of like that. Anything that I have never personally experienced, not real.

I mean, that's Carl Everett. Yeah, right. I've never seen him. Never saw dinosaurs, so fuck, how could they be real? God, is Carl Everett still alive? I think so. We should get him on the show. Just talk about dinosaur bones.

All right. So there was the first segment in, I mean, I can't remember another time we've done that where we've just said, you know what? This whole segment sucked. Let's scrap it. But we've probably done it here and there. But it's got to be the first time in like five years that we've done it. So let me know. Was it as bad as we thought? Was it worse than we thought?

Did you actually enjoy it? Did you think we made any points? Sometimes it's good to know. Like maybe, you know, maybe if you guys liked it, maybe it's important to remember that you can be your own worst critic and your own worst enemy. And if you guys absolutely hated it and were laughing at how bad of podcasting it was, then it's good to know that we can follow our gut.

So either way, some feedback on the Snyder Cut of KFC Radio would be appreciated. And now let's get into Scott Eastwood. Handsome motherfucker. I mean, just as handsome as it gets, almost obnoxiously so. So we talked to him about that. We talked about being the son of Clint, a legend, his new movie, superheroes, the whole nine. So it's just a really, really good looking guy along with Feidelberg and Scott Eastwood here on this interview.

Enjoy. What's up, man? What's going on, Scott Eastwood? Look at that hairline. My goodness, that's a strong hairline. You know what I'm going to tell you, Scott? You're a son of a bitch. You're just too handsome. I am. Bastard. I was watching The Outpost last night, actually, and the girl I was watching with, she got... Oh, what's up, brag? Yeah, me, me female watched a movie with one once and um

and i say i'm like you know man look at this guy he is a real handsome son of a bitch and she goes you know how my ex-boyfriend looked exactly like him and i was like i kind of chuckle and she goes yeah like so much so that all my friends just called him scott and i was like all right enough of the story let's put on another movie i don't even want to watch this movie anymore wow yeah she's pulling the shanks out prison seriously man like anything else you know anything else you want to tell me how big his dick was too i mean what else do we got here dude how how is shooting a movie like that where i mean you've been in Hollywood for a while, but you haven't done anything like this, right?

Where you're portraying a legitimate hero, a medal honor recipient? No, I haven't. I've been in a few war movies, and I have portrayed real people, but not in this capacity. No, I think, you know, portraying someone who's still alive was, you know,

a challenge, you know, and something that I wanted to do and tackle. When you, when you do something like this, you know, the stakes are much higher, right? You know, you're, not only are you portraying someone who's still alive, but you're portraying a story that, uh, you know, people paid the ultimate sacrifice for, right. And that, that the pressure is, is high. I mean, that, that's like, uh, you know, at the end of the day, when you like shoot a scene or, or whatever, i would feel like the urge of like we got to do it again like i got to get it right i got it's not just like well that was good enough where you may be in other roles you're okay with it such thing is good enough right it's got it right

or not at all and luckily in this case we had a we had a ton of people that were there that actually were at the battle or participated in the battle that were there. And we had a ton of military advisors and people that were extremely helpful to make sure that we really got it right. And we could lean on them to say, hey, was this right? I always think about there was one line. I forget his name like an asshole um but in uh the movie honey boy um and the actor who's the redhead from manchester by the sea the young kid i forget anyway he was talking about how because he was doing a movie about a real person and it was a shia labeouf's dad is who he was portraying or whatever it was and he's, I had to kind of keep,

not in so many words, but like asking Shia for permission to go deep into this character. I didn't want to be disrespectful with how I was taking a different turn with it or something like that, because it's just someone real. Is that someone you dealt with much? No,

I've never asked permission per se i think i felt just probably my own pressure to make sure that you know i i did it right you know and i i was gonna you know honor this man and make sure i i nailed it i mean i you nailed it dude dude. I mean, it's a great movie. It's like it's – You got a great mustache in it. Not quite as good as mine, but you got to – Look at this guy.

He's got the twirl. Mine was a child's mustache compared to yours. Look at that. It's going down. There's like – it's just quarantine is the best time to do it. Quarantine is the best time to be an. Quarantine's the best time to be an asshole. You guys have a really filthy

stash. Did you do anything during quarantine? Because now you're out at a restaurant it seems like. Yeah, I'm doing it. By the way, we're in Texas. You guys are like, fuck that. We're seceding if you think I You guys never even like You guys are like Fuck that We're seceding

If you think I'm doing quarantine Can't handle what? I like the move Of just being at You know I'll do my interviews At a restaurant That's a great move

Like have a couple beers Hang out Eat some food Talk to these guys It's like you know Are you Are you having beers? It's 11 a.m.

I know what time it is. We didn't ask you what time it is, Scott. It's time for beer. You know what? I'll order one. There you go. What's your beer of choice? Or drink of choice in general.

When you sit down. I'm a cool guy. Silver bullet. I'm a banquetors Light guy. Coors Light, Silver Bullet. I'm a Banquet Coors guy myself. Or, yeah, Banquet. The Golden Bullet. The Golden Bullet is a rarity. The Coors Original is a special one.

That's right. It's a champagne. Obviously, The Outpost is based on a book by Jake Tapper. Was he ever on set? He was. He came down for a week. Okay. We were shooting in Bulgaria.

Now, can you rank your CNN anchors? By the way, you're in Texas, so don't say it too loud. Are you like a tap man? Are you like a Blitz boy? Are you Cuomo Queen? Is that Cuomo Queen? Yeah. I feel like Cuomo's gotten himself quite a little following.

Oh, he has thrived in the quarantine. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. First off, I fucking hate the news. All of them equally. But I'd say, yeah, look, I mean, Tapper, he's actually a real nice gentleman. And I can't speak for anyone else because I've never met them. But Tapper, he's a gentleman.

And he came down to Texas after we were done shooting, had barbecue with me. So the guy is a stand-up gent, and he wrote a hell of a book. It was an unbelievable book. I didn't read it. I just wanted to sound smart for a second. I regret it. Great movie, though! Great movie! We were actually just talking this morning where someone was like, hey, you know, we were talking about The Martian.

I was on a radio show this morning, and someone was like, now, have you read The Martian, right? I was like, yeah. And I was like, I don't know why I lied. I watched the movie, though. I didn't read the fucking book. Oh, dang! But, speaking of movies, you, my hero, have had the pleasure of being in my favorite franchise of all time. And you were in The Fate of the Furious. That's true.

Awesome. How awesome was it getting to be? Like, I talk about Fast and Furious, I don't know, a few hours per day. Every single day, Scott. Were you a fan of the movies before you got into it? I was. I was a fan. Not only was I a fan, I think, just from the onset of the films,

but Paul Walker was my good friend. I was going to say your buddies with Paul. So, you know, I think after he passed away, it kind of felt like an honor to be a part of something that he was a part of for so long and

that was part of his life and his family. So I felt really good doing it. And Vin Diesel and Luda and all the guys and ladies that were part of it, they really embraced me and were so sweet and made it a really enjoyable experience, which makes it a real positive thing. Okay, we're going to keep having you rank things.

What would you have the best movie franchises ever? Say that one more time. The best franchises. The best franchises of all time? Top three. You can give top three. Indiana Jones. All right, that's a pretty good one.

Star Wars. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You're wrong. The original. Star Wars. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! You're wrong! The originals. The originals. Just the first three. That franchise is batting. They're below the Mendoza line. We're sticking with Harrison Ford, okay?

I think he pulled those two franchises together. He's like the missing link there. Yeah. Yep. And then, okay, I got to go a third. I'm a Wolverine guy.

I'm a Wolverine guy. Scott Eastwood, these are some pretty good answers that I wouldn't have thought of. I feel like you should get in on that X-Men train. I feel like you'd be good as a mutant or a superhero. Have you ever thought about that, Scott, doing really famous movies? Why don't you call on Marvel and say, hey, let's make a movie for me. Kevin's like, I got a great idea. Superhero stuff.

This is straight leaving. You know, the Scott Eastwood's straight leaving. Do you guys want in or out? Yeah, but I will shoot you straight, and I feel like this is maybe the biggest compliment I can pay to a man, is that I think it's crazy that you haven't been yet. I feel like what's Marvel doing? You should be a superhero, man.

I'm waiting patiently for that phone call. Okay, guys? Waiting patiently. If you could be anyone, which would it be? That hasn't been made. Or you could kick someone out, too. Actually, that would probably be better. Kick someone out.

I like that move. That's a good move. I think I would do better Iron Man than Robert Downey. I'm going to go with Logan. You got to go with weapon X. I get it, but at the same time, being a fan of it would would

there be any uh concern like i you know i i i don't know if i can do it justice like i like if you said you're worried about making sure you get everything right in the outpost now you gotta portray uh wolverine when the bar is so high man yeah you know wolverine's got balls, and if you don't have balls, you shouldn't be stepping into that. So you've got to see the fucking – But also – Balls deep. Not even – I can see the headlines now.

Scott Eastwood goes balls deep on Wolverine. But you also – you have to worry about not just doing a role. Like, comic book fans, are you a comic book fan? Like, they're crazy people. Yeah. Well, yeah, comic book fans, look, they'll turn against you. Yeah. They'll cannibalize you.

Right. They'll take you down. Not only will they take you down, they won't even give you a chance. Like, they hated Heath Ledger. They're like, Heath Ledger's going to stink at this. It's one of the greatest performances I've ever seen in my life. I haven't seen a ton of movies, but it was a pretty good one.

More of you read a ton of books. Scott, I don't do a lot, bud. You out there, you go hunting and stuff. You do a ton of cool shit. I just scroll Twitter. That's all i do it's okay you know it's it's not my therapist completely looking the deal social media meltdown in my

you're not on it huh no i am but i deleted i deleted it off my phone. Oh, you are? Yeah. I don't even look at it. I don't even – Wait. Are you a secret guy? Am I what? Is it a secret? Are you not verified? I was trying to look for your social media.

I couldn't find it. I saw your Instagram. I couldn't find your Twitter. I'm on it. I'm on it. I have a present. I drop it to my buddy. I send him a cool pic or something.

I think it's funny or silly or, you know, meaningful or whatever. And then I let it be. That's it. I just say, Hey, this is cool. Maybe put a caption like this. And, but I don't, I don't, you know, I feel like it was kind of, I didn't like having it on my phone. It was sort of rotting my brain. Oh yeah. Don't, don't get me wrong. My brain is completely rotten. It's I would never defend it. I phone. It was sort of rotting my brain. Oh, yeah. Don't get me wrong. My brain is completely rotten. I would never defend it.

I just choose to let the brain rot. Yeah. It's like alcohol. I think, what was it? Like, Facebook is like, what was that town where DuPont was poisoning the water well? That's like what Facebook is. Was it kind of like tricking you into thinking it's real? This one is just like, I'm just just drinking alcohol i know i'm poisoning myself

you know it's drinking a barrel of acid i'm 100 aware what's happening but it's something to do better than reading a book right uh the the movie's coming out uh also in a few drive-through uh drive-in theaters i keep saying drive-through when I, when I'm speaking about drive-in. It comes out, it does come out in theaters. There are, there will, I mean, from what I, you know, what I know, there'll be theaters, there'll be some theaters open. There are theaters opening up and, you know, you've got the choice. You want to go, uh, you want to go to a theater, go see in the theater. You want to go, uh, see it at home, check it out at home.

It comes out, uh, I think July 2 actually, is the first day it comes out. Yeah. Are you a movie theater guy or a home guy? I'm a theater guy. Are you? You know, I like the experience. I want to see it. I want to feel it.

I want it visceral. I want it around me. I like going to the theater. It's nostalgic for me. It's what I grew up doing. I like it. It's a for me. It's what I grew up doing. I like it. It's a fun outing. I think everyone probably our age has a romantic idea about the theater because we all had our first kiss.

Who didn't have a first kiss in the theater? I'll tell you what. My first make-out was in a theater. Your first kiss? My first make-out. My first kiss was in a slide. My first make-out was in a theater. Back to anywhere but here natalie portman

cried the whole time it was it was she was devastated that i was making out the whole movie unbelievable i feel like that's where the drive the drive-in is is the place if you're trying to make out and you're trying to you know trying to to enjoy some extracurricular activity on the side, the drive-in is the way to go. And what better film to do it than to the album? Nothing screams sexy time like Afghanistan. So in general with your movie career and your acting career, what's it like when Pops is a legend of the game as well?

And, you know, it's obviously the family business is one of movies. Is that pressure packed? Does it make it more enjoyable, easier, harder? I feel like it's a unique dynamic for you. You know, a lot of people are the families in the biz, but a name like his was just so legendary. It's got to be a unique experience for you yeah you know i don't i don't think i mean look i'm certainly i'm certainly here and it's been inspired by my father uh and that is why i'm doing what i'm

doing and he continues to inspire me every day. He's honestly my hero. As far as the pressure you speak about, look, I don't really dwell on that or spend time thinking about things that are out of my control. You've got to just keep moving. I think that would be a waste of time so for me i just keep my head down keep grinding get back to work make another movie and just keep going amen brother that sounds like a good plan to me what's next what's the next movie uh it's uh it's a guy richie film so we shot that in um uh december and january uh we finished that right before this whole nonsense and uh yeah it's gonna be awesome jason statham holt mcallen guy rich oh it's it is dope that's

a bomb squad that's that right there i feel like Statham and Richie just do movies. When was the last time Richie did a movie without Statham? Probably the Kingsman. Not the Kingsman. What's the fucking Gentleman? The Gentleman. Statham was in that, I don't think. Statham, Richie, Eastwood is...

That's a trio right there. Yeah, man. That can't be fucked. You can't fuck with those guys. Yeah. I feel super, like, incredibly lucky to be, you know, in a movie with those guys just to be around that kind of greatness. You know what's been on my mind this entire interview? And I'm going to address it now. I wish I was cool enough to do the scarf mask thing.

I have, like, the medical mask, and it's a mess. I just, that's where I think enough to do the scarf mask thing. I have the medical mask and it's a mess. That's where I think of myself as a station in life. I can only pull off the medical mask. The scarf. Get a nice bandana. I know. It looks cool as hell. It looks so awesome. You look sharp.

Fashionable. You know? I wish. It's like a light wish. It's like a light blue, it's like a double scarf thing you got going there. You got a whole look to you, man. It's a good thing. Well, I'm not a restaurant. I actually don't even

really need it right now, but it's just nice. It stays on and I never have to remember where it is. So let me just ask you, right now you got your, are you on a laptop or a tablet? What are you on right now you're, you got your, are you on a laptop or a tablet? What are you on right now? So you got the laptop out, you're at the bar.

It's Scott fucking Eastwood. Yeah, why? And you're just like doing your press from the bar. It's such a flex. And it seems to be that people are, you know, being polite. And I can't imagine just eating lunch and being like, I'm having my burger and Scott Eastwood's doing his press right there. That's an order of burger. Like, that looks really good.

That's a good second. Oh, yeah. As soon as I get finished with this guy, that was my burger. Yeah. How do you cook your burger? Yeah. How do I cook a burger? Yeah.

I'll tell you a little secret. You put an ice cube in it. Elk with elk meat. With elk? You're an elk guy wait a second I've been I've seen elk forever

with a Joe Rogan fan and he's always hunting elk and eating elk and it always looks delicious I don't I don't even know where I would go get elk how can you get elk

right here you get it yourself don't you you kill it yourself yeah do you really yeah come on

yeah does that surprise you shot one last year at the uh the deseret ranch uh bow hunting of course with uh oh yeah of course yeah i mean bow bow hunting like you know what what kind of idiot wouldn't go bow hunting you know wow you are all that is man you gotta do it you gotta you know the first step is you just gotta start practicing and go because it takes you know it takes a long time to figure it out and to start you know and get good enough to do it but it's the most one of the most rewarding things you'll do to you know procure your own food, right? Like it's a skill set. You have to learn and you have to go and you have to try and you fail.

And then, um, you know, everything comes together and you get it and when you do it and you procure your own food and you freeze hundreds of pounds of meat and you have it through the winter, which I did. And even now it feels amazing. When I unwrap, uh, elk steak and cook it myself. I know I went and got it. And, you know, I know where it came from. And it just feels good.

And it's healthy. All right. So we'll let you go on this. July 3rd. July 2nd, you said. I think we have it down as July 3rd. But you said July 2nd. The outpost is out.

I think the first night might have a preview thing July 2nd. I'm not even sure what it is, but I know there's a full thing coordinated. All right. Go see it in theaters. Go see it at the drive-in. Watch it video on demand. But we're going to leave you with this, and I think I know the answer to it already because it's a question we have on a game we have called Answer the Internet.

And it's if you had to either hunt for your own food or build your own shelter, which would you do? I think you're going to be a hunt for the food guy. Yeah. Could you build your own shelter? You can sleep in the rain. Goddamn. You say cool things and you look cool and it makes me feel bad

about myself. I just picture Scott Eastwood. I got a mustache like you do. I got a vision picture Scott Eastwood with a mustache like you do, my friend. I got a vision of Scott Eastwood with his cool mask on, sleeping with an elk that he just killed with a bow, and it's fucking raining on him, and he's just looking all hot.

You're just... And you're just singing... Like a sexy Eskimo next to me. Yeah, Scott. Yes. And he goes out and you're singing Hilary Duff. Let the rain fall down. Poma, whatever the words are. Continue. That's what people always say when I sing.

But thank you so much, Scott, man. Great luck with the Outpost and with the guy Richie and Statham. Tell Statham I said what up. Enjoy that burger, man. Have a good one. I got 99 problems and they all bitches wish I was digging, man. Have a good one. I got 99 problems and they out bitches. Wish I was digging, man. Carefree living, but I'm not Sean or Martin Louie.

I'm the Cleveland nigga rolling with the moving boy. You know how I be when you start living large. I control my own life. Charles was never in charge. No sitcom could teach Scott about the drama Or even explain the troubles that haunted my mom On Christmas time, my mom Christmas grind Got me most of what I wanted, how'd you do it mom? She copped the toys I would play with in my room by myself

While he by himself, he got two older brothers, one hood, one girl The independent older sister kept me flying when she could But they all didn't see The little bit of sadness in me Scotty I've got some issues that nobody can see And all of these emotions are pouring out of me I bring them to the life in you

It's only like this is the soundtrack to my life The soundtrack to my life I'm super paranoid Like a sixth sense Since my father died I ain't been right since And I tried to piece the puzzle of the universe Split a eighth of shrooms

Just so I could see the universe I tried thinking about myself as a sacrifice Just to show the kids I ain't throwing new ones up at night The moon will illuminate my room And soon I'm consumed by my doom Once upon a time, nobody gave a fuck It's all said and done and my cock's been sucked So now I'm in the cut, alcohol in the womb

My heart's an open sore that I hope heals soon I live in a cocoon opposite of Cancun Where it is never sunny, the dark's right on the moon So it's more than life, I try and shed some light on a man Not many people of this planet understand I've got some issues that nobody can see And all of these emotions are pouring out of me I bring them to the life of you

It's only right This is the soundtrack to my life The soundtrack to my life I ain't supposed to go on trying some coke And a happy ending would be slitting my throat Ignorance to cope, man, ignorance is bliss Ignorance is love, and I need that shit If I never did shows, then I'd probably be a myth

If I cared about the blog, then I'd probably be a jackass Don't give a shit what people talking about, fam Hate to shake my hand, but I keep the sanitizer on deck Hope I really get to see 30 Wanna settle down, stop being so flirty Most of the clean faces be the most dirty I just eat a curl bread cooked when I'm hungry Ass all chunky, brain is insanity

Only things that calm me down, pussy or some Cali treat And I get broke, never truly satisfied I am happy, that's just a saddest lie I've got some issues that nobody can see And all of these emotions are pouring out of me I bring them to the life for you It's totally right, this is the soundtrack to my life The soundtrack to my life

To my life To my life To my life to my life The soundtrack to my life To my life, to my life, to my life To my life, to my life, to my life To my life, to my life, to my life To my life, to my life, to my life Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah