KFC Radio - Snooki, Rude Jude, and Maslowe's Hierarchy of Needs

Episode Date: April 18, 2019

Snooki (2:15:30) and her co-host Joey Camasta stop by to talk about Jersey Shore, getting punched in the head, Vinny & Pauly on Double Shot at Love, her appearance at Wrestlemania, and why it's hard to learn Spanish even if you were born in Chile. Rude Jude (1:30:45) comes by to talk GHB, weed, Action Bronson, and who he'd fight at Rough N Rowdy. Feits and KFC breakdown the Tampa Bay Lighting loss and other epic collapses, then play The Office with suggestions from Nate (beer vendors), Kmarko (Maslowe's Hierarchy), Hubbs (Chris Sale) and Super Producer BC (Flat Earth). Voicemails include: metabolism vs tolerance, school girl fetish, and cry boners. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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I'm sorry to interrupt. That masterpiece. Continue, please. When you have high expectations, perhaps, like people saying you are the greatest hockey team ever assembled. Well, then when you roll into the playoffs and you play the fucking Blue Jackets, you are supposed to roll. You are supposed to dominate. And then you're supposed to go on and dominate the Bruins because everyone said, oh, doesn't get you past Tampa, doesn't get you past Tampa. And all of a sudden, you blink.

You fucking blink. Out of the playoffs. And the Tampa Bay Lightning are swept out of the playoffs. Now, I'm in a bad spot right now. I'm down 2-1. Now, I'm not overly concerned. I do think the Bruins are still going Out of the playoffs. And the Tampa Bay Lightning are swept out of the playoffs. Now, I'm in a bad spot right now. I'm down 2-1. Now, I'm not overly concerned. I do think the Bruins are still going to win the series. I would just like to be up 2-1 so I could say you're the cowards.

I can't say that yet. I'm not going to say that. I can't say it yet. You've won one game. They've won zero. But if the Bruins win this, I just want Tampa fans to know, I will call your team cowards mercilessly. For the rest of time. And then there are a couple of friends of the program on that team.

Oh, are there? Well, Alex Killorn in particular. I might give Killorn a soft block. Get him off that timeline. Block him and then unblock him so he automatically unfollows me. So he can't see me slander the fuck out of the NBA Lightning, which I will do. I mean, honestly, I think they are they're prepared and they should be. I mean, did you see that tweet?

Yeah, that's actually I mean, I can't get into the hockey logistics of it all, but I can certainly talk about collapses and embarrassing sports moments. I know that better than anybody. And their tweet, I might be their account. The social media guy? Yes. I mean, what do you say? When I saw that stat that they lost one game in December, two games in January, three in February, four in...

I think the Bruins went undefeated. They had a couple... Undefeated in regulation. They had a few shootout losses. I think it was 21 games. They gained zero points in the standings. It was just a lightning. It wasn't even news. It was just like, oh, the lightning.

Did they set the record for most wins? They tied. They were with the Red Wings. The Warriors 73-9. They went 72-10. If they were the Warriors, they would have gone 72-10. They would have tied the MJ. Got it. Then you get would have tied the MJ. Got it, got it, got it.

So then you get swept out of the playoffs. And what do you say when you're the Tampa Bay Lightning media coordinator, social media guy? They said, and I actually think this was a good response, given the circumstances. I don't know what else you could say. What can I say? He said, they said, we don't have any words,

and we know you don't want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness, everything you're feeling. We get it. This isn't the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way. That was a short time. It wasn't even a full week.

I mean. Didn't have much going on. I'd actually cleared my schedule through June, so. That's what's crazy about hockey playoffs is, like, you were expecting to play for multiple months more. And you didn't even make it a week. What would you have tweeted? Let's say you were the Tampa Bay Lightning.

I keep wanting to say double raise. If you were the Lightning social media account. I'd have thrown a swear in. Yeah, I think so. I think people like swears. If you're in a bad spot, people are swearing. What would you say if you were just you? No restrictions.

Let's say your team, but you represent the whole team. It's not just you as a Bruins fan. Let's say you are at Bruins. I would have just tweeted the George Michael Bluth gif. Just him coming home, laying his bag down and flopping on his face. I think I would have just tweeted, fuck. Yeah. Fuck.

Fuck with that gif. Yeah, that's it. I mean, that's just it. You got a gif. You got a swear. People are like, okay, it's a. I mean, that's just it. You got a gif. You got to swear. People are like, okay, it's a little chuckle, but I can tell they're very upset too. I think even, let's say I had the restrictions, I think I would have said that. I think I would have said, given the restrictions that the NHL puts on our social media abilities,

there is nothing I can say right now that will capture how upset I am. Fuck. Yeah, fuck. I mean, you need to say the word fuck in your reaction. I am. Fuck. You need to say the word fuck in your reaction. I would get fired. Yeah, right. This is the time to go down with the ship. And guess what? It's worth getting

fired because the Tampa Bay Lightning, forever if you're the social media guy, doesn't matter what you ever tweet again. It's like Deadspin, right? Deadspin only gets Hulk Hogan gifts. Never again will that job or social media be fun for you. Ever again. It's like Deadspin, right? Deadspin only gets Hulk Hogan gifts. Never again will that job or social media be fun for you. Ever again. Because

that will be the response to everything you ever say. Like, here's next year's schedule. Doesn't matter how many games you win. We're getting knocked out in the first round. We won opening night, we win. Doesn't matter. You'll lose in the first round. That's all you will get forever. That's not something you live down. I can personally attest to this john

the the the all-time great collapses in in history you have you got like the mets in 07 what was the red sox in like 2010 ish or whatever when they like blew that 10 game lead in september team yeah he was 11 that that that all-time collapse kfc's personal life, 2017. And then when you have those moments, that's it. Every single thing you ever do online forever is met with the same exact response. KFC's personal life was 2017? That was a long time ago. It is.

I was like, you guys still haven't gotten over it. It's crazy. I think my fucking baby mama got over it and you guys haven't yet. It's crazy. When Tiger Woods won and everyone was cheering for him, I'm sitting there and watching my parents and I was like, there goes another guy who the public has

completely forgiven for all his transgressions. I now carry this torch alone. I wouldn't hope for the Tiger Woods one because, don't hope for the Woods because that was 15 years, I think. Bro, I mean, I'm well on my way. He had to do something pretty incredible. So let's set the bar lower for you. Let's get five years in, I mean, I'm well on my way. He had to do something pretty incredible.

So let's set the bar lower for you. Let's get five years and I get back to doing a J-Podcast. I don't need to achieve the fucking peak of my field again, please. If I got to do what Tiger Woods did, I'm just packing it in. Like, imagine what needs to happen for you is you need to know the Comedy Central show. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's the equivalent of what Tiger Woods did, I'm just packing it in. Like, imagine what needs to happen for you is you need to know the Comedy Central show. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's the equivalent of what Tiger Woods did. Like, everyone else, like Kevin Hart, all these other celebrities, they just are like, ah, I'm sorry.

And everyone's like, it's okay. Tiger and me, we get dragged through the mud. The problem is I don't even have one one billionth of the ability that Tiger Woods has in his field. So I'll probably just keep doing this forever. I'll just keep me in Tampa Bay lightning. We'll just keep getting made fun of on Twitter forever. Tampa Bay comes back next year. It's almost like Virginia.

They lose the 16 C they come back and they erase it with the, with the title. I think that, I think the, I think Tampa Bay would need to win. I think they need to like sweep the Stanley cup playoffs. Yeah. It's like the only way to undo this.

I mean like the cups, the colleague, it is, it's crazy. I was singing the shower this morning. I was like the only way to undo this. I mean, like the Cubs, they call it. It is. It's crazy. I was singing in the shower this morning. I was like, we got to do a Bruins play

tonight. And I was like, God damn, I'm already like so tired. Like just emotionally drained from three games. Yeah. There's another two months

of this. It's got a long way. Hopefully. Yeah. Right. That's the thing. Like just for any, you know,

if your team's going to make the run, there's two months of it. So the hockey is just another season. So I don't think it's got to be like a sweep type thing. It's two months of it. So the hockey is just another season. So I don't think it's got to be a sweep type thing. It's just if you survive. It's other game shit.

Someone doesn't win the Stanley Cup. You just survive the playoffs. Right. By the time you get it, you're a fucking corpse. I remember in 2013, I think it was, Chara just looked. He was gone. It was like. You aged like a president.

Yeah. It was like, this guy is dying he's deteriorating just sitting on the bench right now that's how fucking brutal I believe the Olympics were in 2012 so he played for Latvia in the Olympics the year before

he was already older that time he looks like he's been in a concentration camp he looks so skinny and gray. It was like, this guy's not healthy. And then one of my favorite pictures of all time happened after that, which was Zidane O'Chara, which we broke, by the way. My friend's sister took it and sent it to me.

What picture? When he was at Canobie Lake Park the next day. Canobie Lake Park. Oh, yeah. Was he just by himself? His kids were with him, but not in the picture. Right. So he was just sitting in a red rooster or something like that.

He's like 20 times too big for it. It's raining. He's in a t-shirt, and it's raining. He's just in a t-shirt riding this ride just straight-faced. This is the worst day of my life. I got to pull it up and show it to you right now. I know exactly what you're talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about I know exactly what you're talking about

his knees are like up high he's way too big for the thing it's like I'm a goddamn Stanley Cup champion and this is what I'm fucking doing with my life now I do always get I love when stuff like this happens in the playoffs too though just because it makes me think of you know as a soccer guy now

oh yeah footy fan the just the difference in playoffs in non-playoffs. Because the EPL doesn't have playoffs. And it is, like, obviously Tampa fans right now are like, wish we didn't have fucking playoffs.

Because there are such great arguments for both sides. First of all, in the EPL, there's no more fair way to decide who the best team in the league is. They play one home, one away with every single team. Team with the best record, you're the champion. There's no conferences. It is just like you play everybody once at home. You play everybody once

away. Whoever has the best record is the best team in the league. That's how it's done. We've already beat you. You've already beat us. Whatever it is, it's all on the record. But you lose the excitement. You lose the epic glasses i guess the other argument is like you can have runs like leicester city had two years ago where it's just like you're a terrible team and for some reason all season played amazing yeah i need that in my life i think i need a little

playoffs i think that there's i think certain i think most sports the nba not really i don't know about hockey hockey is wild where it's just like you get in the playoffs and nothing matters. What previously happened. It's a totally different sport. But I feel like certainly in baseball, it's so long that the cream usually rises to the top as far as the division winners. But then the playoffs, it's enough of anything goes sort of thing. It's kind of the best of both worlds. Football, I think, is the exact perfect length of time.

What do you mean? 16 games, I think, is like. Well, football for its sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's just enough that, you know, you can't really have a full fluke of a season, but short enough that it's it's not like doesn't drag out to me. But to have that that second season where anything can kind of go, I need that.

And it's not like you don't get awarded a trophy for the best regular season. You get your trophy. Right, it's just not, you know, the best trophy. Do you get a trophy in baseball? You win the pennant, you know. The pennant, right.

Then you have hockey, President's Cup, football, I don't think matters. Does basketball get anything? I don't think so. Because everybody makes the fucking playoffs. So hockey and baseball, you get your trophy. Yeah, and those are the sports where I think the regular season is really worth something.

It's like, you know, there's something hanging. Well, hockey, they won't touch it, which is awesome. I love that about hockey. Yeah. Where it's just like, I won't touch anything you give me right now. Yeah, yeah. Don't touch the money. If it's not the Stanley Cup, I'm not touching the fucking trophy.

Hockey players are such weird birds. I think that's so cool. It is, but it's just like but I'm not here for that. Hockey culture is so funny to me. They've got their own language. They've got their own customs. You all grow up living with fake families in foreign countries and shit.

You're all kind of pseudo-gay. It's just like, even if I liked the sport of hockey, I don't think I could have been a hockey player. I could be good at hockey. I could have liked hockey. I couldn't be a hockey player. You feel me? You get into it right away. I don't know.

I was like six showering with my friends. Like, it's very weird. Fights is like six years old. Fights' first word was wrench. It was like we knew the high school kids did it, so we did it. It was like, yeah, we all showered together, man. I told... Try telling that to like your second grade teacher.

Be like, yeah, we had practice this, man. I told – Try telling that to, like, your second-grade teacher. Be like, yeah, we had practice this morning. Like, me and Rob showered. Yeah, we soaped up the floor and we were sliding on our asses across the shower floor. Yeah, not totally normal. You do – it would be – the weird thing about hockey, too, is it is so generationally passed down, too. Yeah. Because you can't be – I mean, I'm sure it happens. But, like, to be a hockey player, like, your dad had to be a hockey player because he has to understand that I'm getting up at 4 a.m.

I know. It's just like the rink time, late nights, early mornings. He has to be okay with it. Buying like just hundreds of dollars of equipment and skates and sticks and rollerblades and roller hockey. I mean, it's. I think a stick now goes like for 300 bucks. It's the, it is truly the whitest sport in the world.

It was crazy. Yeah. Skates are probably like $700. A pair of skates? Skates were about $400 when I played. I mean, I guess that makes sense. People pay $200 for just sneakers, you know, so performance like shoes, basically. That is wild.

Nobody's playing that in the hood, man. That's why it's like, give us a fucking kind of anything that resembles a round ball and like a milk carton and we'll throw it at you know throw it through there and we're good at basketball how about i remember i was watching a poppy video recently where you know what poppy used to play baseball with in the dominican republic what like a broomstick and a bottle cap yeah no wonder no wonder you can hit it out of a baseball i love that beach ball coming in when when you see them playing uh like their glove is the milk carton and and it's just like, well, yeah, no wonder Omar Busquell barehands the ball. He never had a glove to begin with, you know?

He probably showed up to, like, when he first got signed, they gave him a leather mitt, and he was probably like, what is this for? This is cheating. Like, you guys use this? You fucking losers. I was watching, I've been watching baseball with Shea, and when you really just try to, like, sit down and explain sports to someone who's...

Oh, I can't imagine. It's so weird. It's so stupid. Sports are so dumb. I taught her football during the AFC Championship. That stuck with her. Every time sports are on, she goes, Oh, the man's going to throw the ball to the yellow line.

I was like, I'm so proud of you. You fucking remembered that. I was like, no, no, no. This is baseball. She said said to me, she, so she knows football. She says, everything's basketball and we're watching baseball. She said, oh, it's basketball. I said, no, it's baseball. She said, oh, you get to the yellow line. I said, no, you fucking idiot. That's football. But then I tried to explain to her, I'm like, he's going to throw it and this man's going to hit it. And then he's going to run to that spot. And if they

touch him with it or I'm like halfway through, I'm like, this sport is so dumb. I don't know what we're talking about. But all of them are. When you break down, when you say it, it's like, all right, so you're going to try to throw this ball through this metal hoop, and then try to do that more times than the other guys. And this is, you've got to cross these imaginary lines with this pigskin,

and you've got to hit the ball with the stick. What are we doing here? This is what runs the fucking world. The most important thing in this country are these dumb made up games. It's wild. During the NCAA tournament I was complaining to my wife everybody's like they all care about gambling and it's like the game is over

and they care about the spread so they care about a basket that doesn't even matter. She was like guess what? It all doesn't matter. It's all of sports. It's like oh I really Tom Brady really needs to get past this line on a field of grass. And then everybody goes crazy. Like that. It really,

really means people will be crying. It will be fighting. It's so dumb. I wouldn't have it any other way. Everything we like is dumb. Wait, what, what is something like,

like I think of like, like acting and like plays as like matter. No, it doesn't matter. But I'm saying like, I can understand that and plays as like... Don't matter. No, it doesn't really matter. But I'm saying I can understand that it's like we're going to act out love and war and these human emotions. But sports do have that. It's not acted out, but it's genuine. Yeah, I guess sports is just reality drama.

Love and war. Those are sports. Those are the emotions that definitely evoke it. So it's just like reality TV of drama, of, yeah, I guess so. All right, that's the good example. That's the good argument for sports. It's just all the human emotions acted out. Yeah, in a way that's not scripted.

Unscripted drama is sports. Yeah? Fuck yeah. Sports are awesome. Everybody else says otherwise. The loser. What would, if you had to choose something that matters, that people care about, that has at least-

Like an intrinsic value? A base level of popularity, right? Like at least something popular. And we're like, this genuinely matters. Well, I- Outside of politics. I was going to say politics. What?

Because like, somebody was comparing how stupid it is that we argue about sports to how stupid it is that we argue about politics. And it's like but at the end of the day, if you're really into politics, you're talking about how like we survive as a people and how, you know, justice for, you know, war criminal and all that kind of shit that matters. But if you're going to take out politics, I don't think anything. Yeah, nothing. TV doesn't matter. Sports doesn't matter. Nothing. Nothing matters. Like yeah nothing tv doesn't matter sports doesn't matter nothing nothing matters like absolutely life doesn't matter i mean that's that's so i mean that's you know when those things went viral of like you see how small we are compared to the planet compared to the sun compared to the solar system it just keeps going and going and going

and you realize like how could you possibly think that this one game matters nothing matters but it does it's so weird that it does. It does not matter. If sports just disappeared tomorrow, the world would keep on spinning. I mean, I guess it's... What's one thing that if you took away the world...

Again, I said politics. If you took away government, the world would be anarchy. People would die. Is there anything else that if you took away, the world would be anarchy people would die is there anything else that if you took away the world would not function science probably religion religion religion's a fucking weird one because it also i think religion part destroys the world and then yeah at some points it makes it okay i think religion is kind of on the way out in the grand scheme i think it's gonna take like 10 000 years but i think it's trending down yeah Yeah, no, no, of course. But like –

Like for a while you needed it because it was like I have to explain to these people why there was a flood and why we're all dead. Like God did it. You know what I mean? But now you kind of grasp like what's going on science-wise. So I guess science and religion kind of go hand in hand. Yeah, exactly. We're getting deep up in this bitch. I think there are enough people in the world who are still devout religious people where you just offered absolute proof that

there is no God. They'd be like fuck it, nothing matters anymore and they'd just start doing whatever they wanted. Which means they're bad people. If the only thing keeping you in check was this fucking fake story, you're just a dick. You're a piece of shit. That's why they made it up. We gotta keep these motherfuckers

in line. They're just banging each other and killing each other. Like, well, you're going to get punished when you die. I can't believe anybody bought that story. I can't believe anybody was like, we can't do that now because after we're dead, it's going to be a problem. I think it was the reward because everybody's life sucked. I think the kings were standing down. They're like, listen, we know this is really bad.

But if you're good, you'll go to paradise but yeah like to to promise something to somebody after they're fucking dead and for them to be like okay all right yes thank you thank you god like but you guys are stupid isn't that really just religion in a nutshell too it's just you kind of convince poor people that like look this life's gonna fucking suck for you but there's another one coming next one's gonna going to be great. The next train is really great. Just stop asking why I live in this castle and you live in a fucking pig shit. Yes. That's exactly what it is. Don't worry.

You'll get rewarded after. But I can't believe they were so poor. Just don't come into my house and kill me in the middle of the night. And afterwards, you'll be all taken care of. I promise. But they bought it. Yeah, they bought it. I mean, that's how dumb and poor people were.

That's why, you know, now you're not. I mean, they continue to buy it. Yeah, they do. I mean, but I think people who are not dumb and poor now are like, wait a second. This is crazy. That's why they made suicide a sin because they were like, well, we don't want all the people to kill each other. We need them to farm.

Right. Yeah. It needs someone to do this work. We can't have the poor people dead. We talked about it. You'll hear about it a week from now when we drop our cutting room floor episode. But the Notre Dame, Notre Dame. It's out.

Oh, it's out? Yeah. Cutting room floor's already out? Okay. So we already talked about that. Barstoolgold.com slash KFC. Yeah, we had a good old hate fest on Notre Dame and everyone fucking freaking out about it.

I read one more article being like, here's what was lost and here's what was saved. Nothing was lost. It was like the attic, right? Yeah. They were like the wood. Every attic in the world could burn down. You keep shit in your attic. Yeah. You'd be like, oh my

God, all my stuff's in there. Name me five things in there. You'd be like, ah, fuck. Yes. Nothing mattered up there. They call it the forest because there's so much wood up there. Sounds like a room that's going to catch on fire. Yeah, and we'll just put more wood in there. I was expecting like, all right, let me see the list of everything that was gone.

It was like the redwoods of Versailles, right? Nothing, yeah. That's like what all the wood's from. Who fucking cares, though? Yeah, no, but there's a shitload more of them. Yeah, right, we'll get more. Yeah. The crown of thorns, all good.

All the relics, all good. How about that? Who fucking cares? That was cool, the priest who ran in to get that. I didn't see, he like ran into the burning building type shit? Yeah, but I think he's a trained firefighter. And he ran into the building to get

the Crown of Thorns. The same priest happened to be at what was the show? Where there was a shooter. The show there was a shooter? It was the punk rock show in Paris. Oh yeah, okay.

The kind of rock show it was. shooter it was like the metal the punk rock show in Paris oh yeah okay gotcha whatever the kind of rock show it was he ran into that and started like praying over people's dead bodies see don't you start to think

maybe there is some of this religion thing after I just shit on it for like 10 minutes that like you see things like that and like what one guy was in Paris

twice yeah I mean he lives in Paris yeah to be at two fucking events like that though is pretty crazy I mean that burned all day.

You could have been in New York and fucking gotten on a plane and gone there. I also don't understand that. How come we can't put fires out quickly anymore? Fire still kicks our ass. Rain and fire still dominates humanity. You get too much rain, too much fire, you're fucked. Yeah. Fuck it.

Let's get into the office, huh? The office, voicemails, and then today we had Rude Jude back in the building, uh, which was good because I got to discuss the Action Bronson thing with him. I asked him, you know, would you have, what would you have done? Would you have asked that question? Because he interviews rappers for a living. Uh, we talked about rampant drug use. Yeah.

Uh, you know, just the usual Jude stuff. Yeah. Is he doing bumps of, uh. GHB? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. He's roofing himself still yeah uh just

just always a fucking delight that man and uh snooki snooki and her buddy joey joey kamasta i don't know how to say it kamaste he might be the funniest person in the world i mean we put out the answer to the internet on tuesday night And, you know, I understand I'm a Jersey Shore stan. So I don't even make fun of those guys. I think they're all fucking incredible. But I get that Jersey Shore is the butt of a lot of people's jokes, certain connotations with guidos and reality TV shows in general. And so I can understand, especially after we've tried it out,

some of the best comedians in the goddamn world over the past couple months. But I, there was a general reaction was like, I was ready to turn this off. I wasn't even going to watch it. Snooki and this random guy and to a man, every fucking troll on YouTube and every commenter was like, but I was so pleasantly

surprised. There was one guy, one dickhead said, I gave it a thumbs down as soon as I saw it. And then I watched it and I undid the thumbs down and gave it a thumbs up. I was like, you're such an internet loser. What an asshole. But one of the biggest surprises we've ever had, people in the office were saying that was the funniest one they've ever watched. And again, we've just had Tom Segura and Theo Vaughn and Dan Soder and some of the all-time

greats. It's interesting because sometimes it's very, very funny when the comedians do it. But other times there are comedians almost trying too hard to be funny. Yeah, they're almost doing like an act. Where it's like, very funny when comedians do it. But other times comedians are almost trying too hard to be funny. Yeah, they're almost doing like an act. Where it's like, I need to get a bit. It's like, just say something, man. Yeah, just spit it out. Usually, with answering the internet, usually the first thing that comes to your mind is the funniest.

Is the funniest. And it's unfiltered. It's just like, that's what your brain thought of right away. You shoot it out, and then you hear what you said. You're like, oh my god. And then you try to explain it away. That's where it's funny. That's why the internet and the hypotheticals are like the great equalizer.

It's like, you know, everybody just give me a gut reaction on something entirely fucked up. And I'll tell you this much. If I could go gay, I would. Because when you are flamboyant and you just get a free pass, Joey could say whatever he wants. And he's funny. just get a free pass. Joey could say whatever he wants and it's, he's funny. He's a funny guy, but the ability to just let it fly with no repercussions. If you're trying to do a podcast,

trying to be comedian, trying to be funny, it's amazing. It's the greatest free pass in the world. I don't think I, I think I let it fly. I'm not gay. If you,

if you were to get up now, I'm like rethinking everything. If you were to get up there and Now I'm like rethinking everything. If you were to get up there and be like, I made some girl like fucking eat my ass for free shoes. Oh, yeah. You'd be in a lot of trouble. Yeah. A lot of trouble. Joey told us that a 75-year-old man, he whored himself out for shoes.

Well, but if I did that. And let a 75-year-old man put his tongue in his ass and everyone was just like. If I was just like, oh, I had a grandma eat my butt and she gave me shoes, people would be like, you're like a deviant. Like, you should, you know, you like exploited that woman or some shit. If I did it, I'd say it. But I guess, yeah. Would you? I haven't. I would.

I've said some pretty cool stuff. Word of advice, if you ever have an old woman lick your ass for shoes, like, don't tell anybody. Alright. I mean, I had sex with an old woman while her husband watched. That was a thing. And she pooped. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, you know what?

Maybe you can just let it fly, straight or gay. Maybe it doesn't matter. Either way, go check that out. And the interview today with them was even funnier. Those two have comedic chemistry like fucking none other. Snooks and Joey coming up on the show. But first, we'll get into another edition of The Office brought to you by Postmates.

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Well, they'd let you on fire because they'd say you're a witch. Yeah, you're a wizard, you're a witch. You go back to these religious people who believe in religion, they would be like, oh, you're a god. You can think of something, and I will give it to you within an hour. I will just have it appear within an hour. Like, what sorcery is this? What black magic is this?

Postmates. I did it last night. I was so tired when I got home just because I took a 6 a.m. train yesterday, and that's not my game. That's too early for Johnny. I fell asleep at 7.30 last night. I fell asleep at 7.30 last night. My man barely made it to Wheel of Fortune. 7.30 last night.

I had some at 7.30 last night My man barely made it to Wheel of Fortune 7.30 last night I had some grandpa shit Woke up at midnight Watched all the SportsCenter Watched an episode of New Girl Fell back asleep until 9.30 this morning I rocked like 11 hours last night But I knew I was walking home I was like I need to eat

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This is actually funny because I think we talked about this maybe on radio recently. Okay. But Nate said beer vendors. At a sporting event? Yeah. Well, we know Frankie Borelli basically sexually assaulted one. That's right. And that made me think a certain way about them.

Because that man, for those who don't know, Frankie Borelli was at an Islanders game. They scored a goal as this guy was walking right by him in his section. Frankie jumped on his back and piggybacked him. And the old man was like, please get off me. Please get off me. And you would think that someone who worked at the Coliseum for what looks like a thousand years would kind of be part of the team and the franchise and would be excited and would turn around and hug back and high five and that old man is just at work and he's just lugging around everything becomes a job absolutely i mean his back was to

the ice they had just scored a goal he didn't even consider stopping to look or to cheer he was just carrying around a giant cooler of beer which has to suck like if i'm ever a vendor but i'm gonna be a cotton candy vendor now i ain't carrying around that giant metal thing that keeps hot dogs hot and i ain't carrying around a giant thing of beer those are all done i actually know this they're that it's done via seniority where oh yeah the longer you're there what you get to pick what you're walking okay cool and people that's fair the beer and the hot dogs you make you get to pick what you're walking around. Oh, okay, cool. And people pick the beer and the hot dogs. Do you make money?

Because that's what you make all your money. But the things with me are – Tings, what am I, Drake? The things with me is – What am I, Drake? How are people not in really good shape? You should be in fantastic shape. Like that's something that just like a personal trainer would invent.

Right. Just walk upstairs for four hours holding what's got to be pretty heavy. Absolutely. That guy, they do tall boys at the collie. That was probably 30 tall boys? Yeah. 40 tall boys? Right.

That's heavy. Yeah, you're like 50 pounds. You're basketball is flexing the core the whole time. You should be losing weight. I'm sure we have a beer vendor who listens to this show. If you're a beer vendor, shout me out. Let me know why. Why you're not shredding.

Yeah, it's like Samuel Tarly. Like, Samuel, you've been walking around the realm. You've been walking north of the wall forever. Why are you still fat? Although, let's be honest, Sam has dropped a lot of weight. Yeah? Since season one. He's trimming down?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. He's like, well, in real life, he's getting that Game of Thrones money and shit. Here is like, yeah, it's time to lose some weight. But also, it really is such a thing where everything's a job going back to that guy. Yeah, the security guards are the same way. Because I met with that guy when he was a fucking wet behind the ears 25-year-old who just got that job. He'd walk in before, you know, because you get in before anyone's in. And he'd, like, smell, he'd feel, like, the ice burning in his lungs he like looked out of the car like this is where fucking this is my job i

get to see this every day i get to be a part of this i'm gonna get a ring yeah this is gonna be great and by like 30 games in he's like fuck this is like it's like like ryan's in the office when he's like sometimes you know just ever since i got sober morning air just makes me sick every time he walks on the call he's like it's that fucking smell again yeah he started out like rudy like this is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen and you think you've hit the lottery and then you realize you're just a like a slave yeah you're just like a servant in a in a place we're just filled with like 10 15 20, 20,000 drunk assholes like Frankie Borelli. And yeah, and people are just going to touch you. Yeah.

And people will like demand a show of you, like, throw the Cracker Jacks. I'm going to pass it and give me the money. Give me the fucking money. I'm not a monkey. Exactly. Yeah, they're probably one of the most disrespected people on the planet. Shout out to them. They're important, though.

Number one. Oh, boy. Oh, boy them. They're important though. Number one. Oh boy. This is from K Marco. I go to him all the time. Now this one I straight up don't know what it is. Last time was the Cuban Missile Crisis. Today's is? Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Ooh. Do you have any idea

what that is? I don't. I mean I have heard of it. I would say it's probably something like it ranges from like shelter to love. If I had to guess like something basic that you need to survive, that you that you need. And then it ranges to like emotional comfort. And so it's actually the top one. I guess it's kind of what we always say. Self-actualization is the top one.

Well, that's like achieving nirvana when you just unlock, like you understand the world sort of thing. You realize your potential and you just... Yeah, achieving one's full potential. Okay. Never going to do that. Well, maybe we have. Yeah, yeah. We have.

Pretty close. Yeah. It's just that our potential stinks. Two is esteem needs. Wait, when you say two, we're going top, bottom, or bottom? Yeah, top to bottom. Top to bottom. So number one is like nirvana. Number two, esteem needs? Yeah you say two, we're going top, bottom, or bottom? Yeah, top to bottom. Top to bottom. So number one is like nirvana.

Number two, esteem needs? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like being secure. Prestige, feeling of accomplishment. Okay. Definitely not that. See, I don't think we could achieve number one if we don't have prestige and all that number two. Well, that's how pyramids work.

But I'm saying we can't. We just said that we achieved number one, but we didn't if we can't even get to what's beneath it. I have. No, I actually disagree. You have prestige? I have a feeling of accomplishment. You do? I have a feeling of accomplishment every day, every night when I go to bed.

And you survived? You haven't killed yourself? Yeah. Like, I'm like, I fucking did it, man. Nice job, Johnny. I give myself a gold star every day. Every day. I'm like, you made it, babe. And let's man. Nice job, Johnny. I give myself a gold star every day. Every day. I'm like, you made it, babe.

And let's see, we got another one. Cross that off the list. What's number three? Only about 40 years to go. Where are they at in there? Number three is, I'm like zoomed in, so it's kind of blurry. Belongingness and love needs. Yeah, okay.

So that's about intimate relationships, comma, friends. Oh, it sounded like a break. Yeah, that's not good. Crunch. You good? But look, that's not crazy for me to think that might say biogenesis. No, not at all. Yeah, it's super blurry.

I know how to read. It's just really blurry. Belongingness, yeah. I mean, that's like kind of middle of the road. That's basically like having friends being a part of something like a team or a church or a family or something like that

you don't want to just be like alone I think loneliness is such a it's such a grass is greener thing I don't necessarily agree with that because I'm never like I've never I am objectively alone in the sense that like i every day i go home i just sit on the couch alone yes and i go to bed alone and then i wake up and i sit at this desk most of the day alone except

for the hour we're in here yeah like you could you could make a pretty strong argument that i'm alone in this world oh yeah yeah uh like literally physically for the most part yes but like you belong to this show you belong to barstool you have a family you have even like a fan base that you fit in with okay there are some people who would like they just don't even have anyone if you wanted to you could call somebody up you could hang out with somebody that's fine when you're truly alone that's probably some depressing shit that's true that's very true if you're just like people who are like some depressing shit. That's true. That's very true. People who are like, you know, they haven't come out of the closet or they're not comfortable in their own skin or something like that where it's like I am alone and there's no one who even understands me or knows me. That's got to be some dark shit where if you haven't even hit that middle of the pyramid, you're probably like, this sucks.

There was Pete Buttigieg, the guy running for president, Mayor Pete from South Bend. Someone yesterday at one of his rallies was like a 13-year-old girl asking about her, what are they called, the Gay Straight Alliance. And he was just like, he's like, I went through all of my high school years thinking I was the only gay person in school. Like, that's crazy. Yeah, that's like, yeah, you feel like you don't belong to anybody or anything. But also when you're in a group, you're usually like, I wish I wasn't in this fucking group. This group sucks.

It's not even just being out. Just like when you're just like, when there's someone watching TV with you, like I wish I was watching TV alone. Absolutely. 100%. It would be way better just not to be alone. Nope. Maybe more than anything in life,

the grass is always greener. When I didn't have alone time, I was so envious of everybody who did. And now I go home and I'm alone. I'm like, this is so depressing. What am I supposed to do? So those are the psychological needs. And then the last two are the basic needs.

One, safety. Yeah. So you were. That's the bottom? That's the second from the bottom. What's the bottom? Bottom is physiological needs. Food and water.

Oh, okay. All right. I'd argue that's at the top. Food and water. I'm going to flip this thing on its head. That's literally, like, you need that to be alive. If you go, well, that's how pyramids work. Yeah, that is that.

Yeah, you start at the bottom. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it would imply that the top is the most important, and I think the top, the most important is food and water. Yeah, it is. Like, the thing we need to make sure we achieve is eating and drinking every single day. Give me some shelter.

Give me some safety. Every day. We are so far from the top of this pyramid, we don't even know how pyramids work. I can't even decipher if the top or the bottom is the most important. To be fair, I don't think I ever explained it that it was a pyramid. I think I was just reading it like a list. It's not like a pyramid. We're too stupid to even do Maslow's.

Warmth and rest. That's also there. Yeah, I mean, shout out to Maslow. It's a strong list. Yeah. I'll give it to him. Well done. It's better than the food pyramid.

That shit is just wrong. But also, you know what's crazy? This is written in a time where this was genius. Right. This guy was like, we need to be safe, we need to eat, we need to have some friends, and we need to learn. And it's like that gif of people standing up like, this guy knows what he's

talking about! Maslow for president! Fucking Maslow's. And they're like, I don't know, I just told you how you live your life that's it you all knew that that wasn't breaking news for you I put it into a triangle

everyone's like whoa and also it wasn't it was like it was important enough that it's become a thing forever and it wasn't written like 1200 BC

it was written in 1943 what were you guys doing before that you guys didn't know this by then if you had asked me I would have said that Maslow

was Aristotle's contemporary it was like Plato Aristotle Maslow how about the balls on this guy writing something in 1943 and not mentioning like not killing Jews that should have made the list somewhere I feel like

that was real hot no I will say this really the fact that it's 1943 is mind-blowing because like like, I wish somebody called him out on his shit. I can't believe that we gave this guy credit. In the 40s, you just made that list? There wasn't someone who was like, no fucking shit, dude. Like, it was in the psychological review. Like, that's a paper that still exists.

Right, right. And nobody said, like, yeah, we know, Dick, give me number, uh, whatever your last number is. What's the highest number? How many do we get today?

Uh, seven, seven. I don't want to talk about it. Okay. Hub, hub, Chris sales.

You are right. You son of a bitch. Give me number. That is, we can talk about it. Cause I actually do think his like statement after it really is so easy to be a pro athlete, even if you're, no, but I mean, I mean, to be liked by the public, even when you're not doing well. Like Chris Silver-Carroll said, it's embarrassing.

I just stink. He's like, yeah, that's all you need to do. If you try to explain it away, if you just own it, be like, look, it's embarrassing for me. It's embarrassing for my family. I suck right now. I don't know what to do. And everyone's like, I mean, we know.

No one's going to pile on more when you just pile on the most. Right, yeah, exactly. Nobody can make fun of you when you make fun of yourself. Put that on a pyramid. If you've never seen the 8 Mile, like, every athlete, just say, like, I fucked up. Pop a doc yourself, man. We talked about the chicken and beer team earlier.

Jonathan Palpatine was the only person to be like, it's embarrassing. He was the only person to wear it every single game. Be like, I don't know what's happening. This is a problem. Meanwhile, everyone else is like, well, it's God's plan. Yeah, God's decided that we're going to lose. It was God's plan. It wasn't even like a thing where, you know, there's a fluke ball or something like that.

Adrian Gonzalez did not run a ball out down to first. All right. God made you not run hard. We lost the game. He's like, that was, you know, that's God's plan. God didn't make you not run, bro. You didn't run. I wish he was in that church that burned down.

Give me one more. Give me five. Or actually, compilers pick. I'm going to choose one. Casey's, The Civil War. I was like, we've done this three fucking times. You know what is so unbelievable? What is so unbelievable?

We've talked about this on CCK, and I mentioned how awesome The Office is, and she was like, I want to be a part of it. And I was like, we tried, and you fucking sucked at it. It's like, every time John goes up to a girl, they say, what's this for? What do you mean? Where's this going to be used? What are we doing here? So I'm like, you girls just suck at this

stuff. And then she begged to be a part of it, and she just repeats something that's already been done. Something very specific, too. And it wasn't one that, look, I understand not everyone listens to the podcast. It was very popular on social media. It was out there. She's gotta be trolling. An awful lot. She was

stunned when I was like, are you fucking kidding me? What? What happened? You know what you did. You goddamn know what you did. How about I'll make up my own. Number eight from Kevin. Why girls are fucking annoying and stupid. Why girls ruin all the funny things. You sons of bitches. Do Flat Earth.

Flat Earth? What? We're talking about how, like, how I kind of believe the Earth's flat now? Oh, God. That's my suggestion. That's my office suggestion. I, uh, I gotta watch that documentary. Why?

Because everyone's... No, the earth isn't flat. Because, yeah, I'm so interested to see how someone could make a documentary about something that is absolutely fucking not true and the masses are believing it. You know what? You have borderline coming.

You're getting dangerously close to being Casey and Colts. No, no, no. I'm not believing it. I'm saying I want to see how somebody can convince people of something that's so not true. You just lie a lot. I think it's a lot like the moon landing. But I think that that is at least like there's something rooted in it for me with when I joke about the moon landing. That's like I do think it's kind of fucking ridiculous that we did it in the 60s. Like, I don't think we were capable of doing that.

We're, like, not capable of doing it now. And so I could at least understand where the idea comes from, where it's like we didn't blast off and then link up with something, travel there, get down, walk around, blast back up, relink, and come back safely. That just seems crazy to me. We all know the Earth is fucking not flat. But you put together some sort of documentary, and albeit they're stupid people, but you convince.

They're not stupid people. It's like they're. No, they're. Most of them are. But there are a lot of smart people. That's not even smart. But like Steph Curry, I guess he was. OK, so even even more so.

It's like the fact that there are people with brains who are like, you know what? This documentary makes some points like that guy, whoever made that documentary, should do all sorts of shit. He should run for president. He should be the campaign manager. He should be a PR wizard because it's like, you can convince people this guy is yellow. Well, he convinces a very few amount of people. I mean, there's enough people that, like. If you wanted to run for president, you might get 1% of the vote.

He's not convincing a lot of people. I think there's a reason why this is, like, a thing. I think there's a reason why people are talking about this a lot. I think if we're going to go back to Maslow, I think people want to feel a part of something. Yeah, right. So like the fact that you like the way that someone. I want to be a part of this, even though it's objectively stupid. Yeah, I'm fascinated about how that guy laid out a documentary.

And it's like, it's going to look like this and sound like this and it's going to go from point A to B to C to D and we are going to prey upon all of the insecure, dumb people of the world. That fascinates me. I can't believe that there's one person who believes it, let alone even a little crew.

But there's a few... This documentary is like he just made a religion documentary, basically. You know? And it's just like, here's something that is completely unbelievable. Wouldn't you be so furious if you're in NASA or something like that? We've given you all

of the fucking evidence. We can't give you any more evidence. We have videos of the Earth. We have pictures of the Earth. Literally, unless we send you to space, which you are not in shape enough to do no then like you're there's it's impossible to convince you of this what what else can i do here that's what i think is amazing we should hire that guy like but they use a lot of like facts that if you don't know a little bit more advanced science it's hard to refute well that's my you know when they when he's like i don't i don't right no but then

it's just like if you look it up because you can just like punch it in Google and they tell you instantly the answer. But if you don't remember that right on the moment, like when he just, he just walks out and he points to Seattle and he goes, we can see Seattle. And if you do the calculation, you shouldn't, it should be beyond the curvature of the earth. Then when you just find out, it's like, yeah, but the tops of the buildings are at a different point. You can't see the bottom of Seattle.

You can see the top of it. And then it's just like, but isn't that the, that's what I think is interesting is like you pick a topic that is beyond most people's like brain capability or foreign to them. And if you just present it in like a quirky, relatable way where they feel like they're a part of something, they'll,

but they feel like they can tell somebody they're like, Oh yes, that's what I mean. Let me walk in here and tell you. It's a social experiment. You can't explain to me why I can see Seattle. It should be beyond the curve and then you feel smart. This is a social experiment. It gives you something you feel good about. Poop girl, gun girl believes in it. She just wants to be a part of something on the internet.

Gun girl believes in flat earth? Yes. She watched the documentary and was like, I am now convinced. Exactly. That's exactly what is incredible. This dumb fucking moron who just wants to be popular on the internet sees something and she jumps on it. About gun control, she is actually one of the more educated people. She's just on the side where she manipulates it that way. And then she feels really smart.

Because if you just grab the average person and you start saying all these laws and stuff like that, it's hard to refute. And then she feels smart and she feels good about it. If you know 1%, you can refute all of it. It's all manipulation. It's the ultimate snake it's you're making. It's like we picked the dumbest thing in the world. And people are like, have you seen the documentary? What the fuck are you talking about?

Crazy. Any other ones you want to do or we should move on to voicemails? No, we can go on to voicemails. All right. Voicemails today are brought to you by Brooklinen. I have a duvet cover from Brooklinen. Add over, okay? Like a duvet cover is when you know you're officially an adult.

I didn't even know what it was. I thought the duvet was the dust ruffle. You know, the thing that goes on the bottom and kind of covers the bottom of the bed? Nope. A duvet is basically

a pillowcase for your comforter. Mm-hmm. And I have, I have that, I have a nice top sheet, I have a fitted sheet that actually fits my bed, new pillowcases.

I got into bed with my, By the way, do you remember when Casey wrote, Casey Liz wrote that article about, like, top sheet?

People don't use a sheet? Yeah. She said it was – well, I start out with a sheet, but if it, like, falls to the bottom of the bed or whatever, I don't care. Like, I don't have to have a sheet. It feels so different, especially – like, the Brooklyn – I usually just bought sheets at, like, Target or whatever. Yeah. I got these in the mail. They're nice. You get your – yo. I woke up on the couch last night. I totally fell asleep like Target or whatever. Yeah. I got these in the mail. They're nice. You get your deal.

I woke up on the couch last night. I totally fell asleep at 730. Most nights I would wake up at 2 or whatever. I woke up at midnight and be like, fuck it. Just stay there. Roll back over. I knew what was waiting for me in my room. Yeah.

And it was better than a hot woman. I got to get in that bed. Let me say this. Maslow's Pyramid at the very tippy top it's like a thousand count thread sheets you get that in your life you've made it bro you've you've you've self actualized when you get the right sheets going you and i'm not a bed maker guy but i'll do it once when i when i make the bed with my new sheets and i admit it is awesome when you know when you're coming home to a nice made bed and the sheets are all perfect it's's incredible. I'm not going to do it every single day from there

on out, but when you hop in a new bed with Brooklyn and sheets, new pillowcases. The pillowcases, you have old pillowcases, that's gross. Not much gross to me now, but when you're putting your head and you drool in, it's all gross, sweating and stuff. Recently it said, someone needs to hear this.

Your face keeps breaking out because your boyfriend doesn't wash his pillowcases. That's a gross thing to hear this. Your face keeps breaking out because your boyfriend doesn't wash his pillowcases. Yeah. That's a gross thing to think about. So we're rocking our, and it comes in like this box that's just like, it all like unfolds. It's like fitted sheet, top sheet, pillowcase, comfort, blah, blah, blah. It's all in one spot. And my bed.

It's so important. It really is. Get the nice, like the right hang tags on your clothes. It comes in the bag and everything. Same thing with these sheets. Up your bed game. You go home, you want to impress a girl. Bring a girl home and you have some shitty sheets.

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excited for this. This is Storytime with Feidelberg. A little Reddit front page action with some girl telling a tale from her bachelorette party. Okay, so yeah, the only caption from the uploader is, girl doesn't get invited to a bachelorette party because she's a downer. She threw a giant fit until the bride finally her. I'm going to say they misinvited. She threw a giant fit until the bride finally invited her. I'm going to say they misinvited. She drew a giant fit until the bride finally invited her. The next day, the bride and all 17 other females invited to the bachelorette party received this email. Sender is not the bride.

Girls are crazy with this shit, man. I'm excited. This is particularly fucking insane. So the headline is Vegas rules. Sent at 12. So wait, once again, let me just set the scene. When they're in Vegas for a bachelorette party, one girl. Not there yet. Okay.

One girl was not invited. She complained to the point that she got invited. And now someone is sending an email, not the bride, but someone sending an email. What I'm imagining is the woman who was not invited sends this email. Okay. All right. That's what I was looking for. Just not getting invited to something and then throwing a fit

is so crazy to me because it's clear you're not wanted there. Why would you want to go somewhere you're not wanted? And then it sounds like you were not wanted because you were a downer

and I'm imagining you're about to write an email about rules. It's like, well, point fucking proven. Yes. But just that in and of itself, who does that?

Who says... Desperate, pathetic people. Why didn't you invite me? If you don't want me there, I don't want to be there. I'm not going to have a good time. If Barstool had an event and I was the only person not invited, I would be like, okay, I'm not going. You know what I mean? Of course not.

No fucking way. Even if it wasn't malicious, if someone was like, oh, I forgot your name off the list. Well, no. If I was not even on your brain enough to invite me i'm not i'm not doing any sort of pity invite at all and it's one of those things with barstool too where like people just don't people here are always so into your own thing even myself included everyone like i don't really think about anyone else i'm just like i'm gonna do my thing yeah and it's a polite way of saying we're all selfish narcissistic ass right 100 and um but like and there are plenty of times where

someone speaks up it's like hey can i come it I come? It's like, Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't mean anything by it, but yeah. Oh, I'd love you to come. But I don't even speak up in that where it's like, it's clear. Someone just forgot. I'm like, all right, well, I forgot. Whatever. Right.

Then it's just, maybe I'll catch you on the next one. Right. Exactly. But it's fucking wild. So anyway, she goes, hi all. I'm really excited for our upcoming trip to Vegas. I think it'll be such a good time. And we'll all finally just stop you one more time To even send a group email

When you were an add-on You know what I mean? The bachelor party and bachelorette party email chain is like a thing Like when they first go out It becomes a thing First you're just planning logistics and then it becomes jokes throughout the weekend And then it's a recap thing And it's like for people who are involved

You were barely fucking invited If you have to start an email thread You probably shouldn't be on the email thread when going to the trip. Right. You have to start it. And one had already existed, clearly. Yeah, you're on the second one, bitch.

This sentence right here, the second sentence. I think it'll be such a good time and we'll all finally get to bond. It's not a bonding, the preliminary bonding experience. No, you are bonded. You should be bonded by now. You are very, very bonded. You are well- You're the inner circle.

We're about to all do horrible things, and these are my most trusted crew. We'll finally get to bond. Get out of here. I know Vegas is known as Sin City, but despite this, I still have to uphold the moral code our father inscribed in my heart.

Capitalized father, as in God, not daddy. No, this is crazy. I don't know what would be worse father, as in God, not daddy. No! This is crazy! I don't know what would be worse there, to be honest, but Jesus Christ. Due to this, I have some ground rules that I'd like everyone to follow. These will not only help me remain aligned with the church, but also keep us all out of trouble.

Yo, they were not joking when they said downer. I thought they just meant like, oh, she's kind of a wet blanket. Not that she's a fucking Jesus freak. The first rule just meant like, oh, she's kind of a wet blanket. Not that she's a fucking Jesus freak. The first rule. Sunday the 12th. I have found an appropriate church and contacted the pastor there, explaining that we're from out of town, but we'd still like to attend services.

That's not a real priest. That's not a real priest. There's no church in Vegas. Who does that where you have to reach out and just show up at church? You're organizing like a group event like, hey, hey, father, me and like 13 girls are going to roll through to worship. Just come, bitch. And by the way, that's a fake preacher. Sunday at

7.15 a.m. we'll be Ubering to the church. I can't wait to share God with all of you. Are we being trolled? Is this real? I think it'll be a nice way to cleanse of us our sins from that week. So it's the end? It's Sunday.

Yeah, so Sunday you wrap up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right. It'd be like cleanses of the sins from that week. It doesn't seem like you're going to be sinning too much. No, you will be. You capitalized father and church. That's fucking crazy. In the hotel room, this is number two.

Two, in the hotel room, no hard liquor. I don't want people getting inebriated. If you say inebriated, if you say inebriated, you're a fucking cunt. And falling off from the balcony. What are you, an infant? Who worries about falling off a balcony? If you fall off a balcony, you deserve to die. Also, as this is my first time being of

age and in an environment with prevalent drinking, I don't want to be tempted by these foul drinks. I'm not sure how I'll react to rum. She's putting these in quotations. Rum in quotes? Rum in quotations. Or tequila in quotations. Or vodka.

These are just words. You don't need to put in quotes. These are real words. You didn't invent these. And I'd like to test these in more controlled environments. What's more controlled than a hotel? What do you want, a it at the fucking club? That's where you get roofie and shit.

This is test this shit in a hotel room. Wait, what did you need a padded room to have a fucking glass of rum? Jesus Christ. Please stick to light beers and red wines only. What about white wine? What about regular beer? Like, oh, that's a butt heavy. Get that out of here.

There will be three. There will be no sex taking place in our hotel rooms slash anywhere in the suite, as none of us have committed ourselves to husbands yet. I can't... I don't know if I believe this. There's no need for premarital sex. I don't think this girl can be real. Four.

Please don't invite random men back to the suite. I do not see a need for them to be there or know where we are staying. I don't want to be robbed! Exclamation point. I mean, fair. I don't want to be robbed! I mean, fair. I don't want to be robbed either, but I do want to get fucked. Five. Please Venmo me $50 each as I will be buying groceries

for the hotel room. The last thing we need is to be famished in that desert heat. Groceries in a hotel? What does that even mean? When you get a house, fine. Are you going to put all your groceries in a fucking mini fridge i guess if you're in a sweet it's like a kitchen yeah but you have 17 women 50 bucks each we who gets 900 groceries for what i imagine is friday through sunday you don't even you don't eat food in vegas come on no you do cocaine and that's it well number six absolutely under no circumstances no drugs which now that I'm reading it here is a bit like Michael Scott when he's saying, like, don't tease.

I forget what his nephew's name is, but it's like, don't tease. Let's call him Tom. Don't tease Tom. And then that's circled and crossed out. And they're like, well, that's saying tease Tom. Absolutely. Don't do no drugs. Under no circumstances, no drugs.

Which, that would be my only rule on a Vegas bachelor party. My very first rule, there will not be no drugs. But she says, half of you currently work in positions that require you to have security clearances. What does that mean? This woman just became of age. What, are we going to a bachelor party with Vegas? With NASA? CIA? You're 21 years old. You just became of age. What, are we going to a bachelor party with Vegas? With NASA? CIA?

You're 21 years old. You just became of age. How do you possibly have these important jobs? I guess actually 21-year-olds do think they have important jobs. True. It's not until like 24, 26. Then you realize you don't matter. Yeah, this doesn't matter at all.

Drugs bring nothing but problems. Yeah. No fucking shit. And the name is crossed out here. They bring happiness. Huh? They bring happiness but problems. Yeah, no fucking shit. And the name is crossed out here. They bring happiness, too. Huh? Bring happiness, too. Well, but that happiness leads to larger problems.

Definitely. A name is crossed out. Please leave your Adderall at home. I understand you have a medical condition, but as we will not be studying, there's no need for you to take your methamphetamines. This can't, no, no, no. That's such a scummy sentence.

I think I know what's going on. There's no need for you to take your methamphetamines. This can't, no, no, no. That's such a scummy sentence. I think I know what's going on. There's no need for you to take your methamphetamines. Okay, Joanna, leave your methamphetamines at home. I don't need to watch you grind in your jaw all night. I feel like this is a joke. Come on. I think this is all for now, but I'm sure more will come up as time draws closer.

Thank God, you know. Can't wait to see you all. Respectfully and with courteous passion. Name crossed out. Don't you think that this could be like the fat... I'm going to guess Annabelle, though. The fat slut of the group. Maybe Annabelle's...

This is a joke. Like, she's the biggest whore of the bunch, and she's like writing some sort of bizarro email. That is almost too goody two-shoes. But that's also one of the things where like... Like, if I tried to write that email... Yeah, you couldn't do it. Couldn't even script it. I couldn't do it. Couldn't even script.

I couldn't do it. Yeah. It would be impossible to do. Wait, girls are the worst. That's as, that's as bad as an email can be sent. Pretty much.

Does not get worse than that. You think that bachelorette parties are how? All right. So let's say, let's say out of bachelor bachelor parties i would say that out of every five i would say one is a group of guys who's like let's just go golfing and like keep it low-key right i think the other four are people like let's let's let's fucking rage yeah what do you think the ratio for bachelorette parties is i think higher higher crazier yeah you don't think girls chill out you don't think you think that bachelor parties are

crazier than bachelor parties this is my question so i don't know the answer i i yeah i absolutely don't know the answer i think i mean i'm still fairly young i've never really been on a bachelor party where it's like where you've been on one where anywhere it's been soft where no i've never been where it's like crazy oh really yeah like we Yeah. I mean, like, look, they were all we got drunk. Yeah. And like, but it was, I'm trying to think. Have you done one where there's like strippers come to the house and like. No, I've never done one of those.

Yeah, I've done a couple of those. I don't think I've ever been to a strip club. I've been to a strip club very briefly on one. Like we went to a strip club like before dinner. Like I went to one where like they, you know, strapped a dildo to his head and were like riding his face. No, I've never done that. Yeah.

So you, but you think that girls are more crazy. strapped a dildo to his head and were like riding his face. No, I've never done that. But you think that girls are more crazy? Because you know it's almost like when... You know how like the girls' bathroom is actually grosser than the guys' bathroom? Sort of thing. It's like this backwards... I mean, Pornhub would tell you that there are girls just getting

fucking railed out at the club on their bachelorette parties with a man wearing a giant bear head. Are those real? Is that actually happening? Because I could also see girls being like, it's a spa weekend. And they just do like facials and fucking pedicures. I guess I think it's very difficult to kind of like stereotype largely either one.

Because I have seen the bachelorette parties where it's like, okay, like we have like someone coming over for yoga Saturday morning. Yeah. And that kind of shit. But like, we went golfing Saturday morning. Yeah, you have your moments. I was thinking almost like Catholic, like how they say Catholic girls once they start drinking in college, lose their mind or whatever. Like, in the bachelor parties I've been on, it's all my friends who we've been drinking heavily since we were like 15.

We've been partying. It's just like, we've been to strip clubs. We since we were 15. We've been partying. It's just like we've been to strip clubs. We've done it all. We've done it all. To me, at this point in my life, bachelor parties are more about getting together with friends. I don't see my friends anymore. And it's like I'm losing touch with people. I'm happy to get back together and just hang out with them.

And, yeah, we've done enough. And, again, don't get me wrong. We went to bars, but it wasn't that crazy. We went to bars. We blacked out. We had fun. which I guess maybe to some people, that's a crazy weekend, but that's like a weekend. So you have had all your, all you, all your bachelor parties. How many other married men have been on the bachelor parties you've been on?

Not a ton. Yeah. See, that's the thing. The bachelor parties are not for the bachelor. Right. They're for the guys who are locked down, of kids miserable wife miserable life they're like it's a free pass that their wife like has to give them socially and they're gonna go out and probably like fuck people and go crazy you know like the bachelor party i don't think i've ever seen that i i don't think i've ever

seen like someone be like like the only time i've been to i've been to a strip club once and that was very like a low-key like i think we low-key. I think there were two bachelor parties in the strip club. It's like the Sharks and the Jets. We had a corner, and it was still just kind of like... It was early in the night. It wasn't people screaming and stuff like that. It was a pretty low-key strip club experience. But that's the only time I've been to a strip club on a bachelor party.

I still feel like there's more of a chance of married guys being like, all right, I'm going to cut loose. Versus, I don't think married women show up to a bachelorette party. Like, all right, I ditched my husband for the weekend. Like I'm going to do drugs and fuck guys. I'm sure there are girls who do that,

but I just don't know if it's the same level. Maybe it's because women are tend to be more judgmental where it's like, like you would do that around the other girls. I mean, yeah, Stacy last night. Yeah. Well,

like a guy would just be like, we don't talk about it. You blow him in the the other girls. Yeah. Yeah. Stacy last night. Yeah. Blowing that guy. We're a guy. Yeah. Like a guy would just be like, we don't talk about it. You blow him in the Ferris wheel. Uh, yeah. Interesting girls. Let me know. Uh,

I mean, boy, I'll tell you what, if I could less than men, like women are bigger lightweights. Yeah. So maybe you, it's supposed to be a good,

a simple bachelor party. You have three glasses of champagne and then it's a fucking disaster. Whereas I can, but there's also usually a mother hen too, you know, whereas guys, it's kind of like, but you have three glasses of champagne and then it's a fucking disaster. But there's also usually a mother hen too, you know, whereas guys, it's kind of like hopefully you survive. I'll see you later. Yeah, fights you pass out in the woods. Yeah, that's on you.

Figure it out. Girls, let me know. Inform me. It's like, I don't know how girls pee and I also don't know how they do bachelorette parties. I'd love to find out. The greatest event I've seen in maybe, I don't know, the past couple years was Sidney Esaias' bacheloretorette party if you if you could tell me like i could have had tickets to one event of the past like decade including like coachella and fucking festivals and sporting events and parties and i i would want to go to sid's bachelorette party i mean that was

that was a performance for the ages. That was a wrecking crew of women. That was the greatest collection of pretty girls I think I've ever seen in my life. I mean, they're all basically like girlfriends of professional athletes. Or like, you know, hot girls roll with other hot girls. That was comical.

I think on a Friday afternoon, you just texted me John. That was the greatest. That was the most in-tune moment I've ever had with somebody. John had left for the weekend. I was watching IG stories with YP and a couple other guys here. And those girls were so beautiful, and they were putting on a show.

I just texted, John, period. That's it. And he wrote back, Sid's Instagram stories? That's it and he wrote back Sid's Instagram stories that's it there was no there was not we had not discussed it earlier in the day it's not like as he was walking out of the building I said something and then the text was an obvious follow-up I sent my guy a text out of the blue that just said his name and he knew I was looking at Sidney Assizes bachelorette party Instagram bachelor party instagram stories it was a scene that is that is a we're like creepy perverts and b we are such good friends we need to do some sort of newlywed game uh you know contest here with like other duos and other other podcasts and put like ten thousand dollars on it because we're gonna fucking win that shit john i know sy Sidney's a science. Sidney's pictures.

Yeah, Sid, invite me to the next one. Hopefully there is a next one, but if there is. But if there is, well, maybe you guys renew your vows or some shit. Maybe you'll do it again. Okay, now it's voicemails time, and they are brought to you by SimpliSafe. The alarm, the willies, the heebie-jeebies, panic.

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this is very, very brief, uh, shout out Adam case. What do you do? Um, Oh no, I've been on,

I've been in the studio all day. I don't know what he did. New let's new jets linebacker, CJ Mosley said that Adam Gase's message to the team at the start of offseason workouts was clear. I'm here to beat the Patriots. Which is what you are. You are that.

No doubt. Why do they say these things? You probably don't have to say it. Why do they do this? It's not funny. It's really not funny. Stop laughing. It's not funny.

I mean, I get it you are it's like you are absolutely here to beat the patriots it's just you know what's so fucking it's so stupid because like you shouldn't say that period you should have the fucking foresight and understanding that chirping and throwing rocks like this is stupid even if you were the first guy. But you have, like, the blueprint that you've looked at. Like, everyone else who's ever said this ends up looking like a dumb dickhead with their thumb up their asshole. Like, we've watched Rex Ryan do the kiss the rings thing.

We've seen people say, like, the division's ours. It's like, you already have seen how this unfolds. You dumb fucking weirdo. You don't even need to be Bran. It's like you already have seen how this unfolds. You dumb fucking weird. You don't even need to be Bran. It's just happened. God, it's so stupid. It's so dumb. I can't even.

It is. There are some things you can just set your clock to, and one of them is every three to four years, a new Jets coach saying, I'm here to beat Bill Belichick. Yo, I got a one-year rather that I hope has not been done. Would you rather have the metabolism that you had at 21 or the alcohol resistance to hangovers that you had at 21? Ooh.

Good question. Good question. I don't think so. I think the metabolism. I think the metabolism, too, just because I never, I still experience hangovers like I always experience hangovers,

which is, I think, somewhere in the middle ground. I don't get these debilitating, oh, my God, I can't get out of bed, blah, blah, blah. But that's also just because you're conditioned to feel terrible

all the time. Right, right. But I guess I always have been. I was never like the 19-year-old who could get up and be like, oh, I drank all night last night. I'm 6 a.m. Like, whatever, I'm fine. You were hungover, but it's never gone terrible.

Right. I've never been like, oh, my God, I can't function. I can function. I guess maybe I am hungover and I just push through it. Yeah. But I can function. I get that. I feel function. I guess maybe I am hungover and I just push through it. Yeah. But I can function. I get that. I feel you.

I mean, I definitely had a, you know, 28, let's say, 9 maybe, and then certainly past 30. So, like, explain it to me. How many drinks can you have and then you wake up the next day feeling terrible? To be honest, I just haven't done much binge drinking, like, in a long time. But some people have like three drinks and they wake up oh no no i won't get that and you know what's funny i think a lot of it's mental like now that i'm single again if i go out drinking and i like i'm hung over the next morning like i just power through it and it like kind of goes away yeah

you just get it's like like when i'm i think when i was married it was like like oh why did you do that dude like you were you're a married guy married guy. You're not even really partying. It was just for nothing. Now it's like I went out. I had fun. I met somebody. I went on a date, whatever, so it was worth it, so I don't care that I'm hungover.

It used to be like this hangover was just stupid. There was no reason for it. Now that I have a reason for the hangover, I mentally get over it. So I don't know if it's as much as my body is breaking down and I can't handle the liquor. It's more the state of mind that I'm in when I'm partying. People who bitch about hangovers

always confuse me because it's just like, look, man, it's one day. Well, it's one day. Dude, they start to linger. I agree with you. It's just a small, minuscule part of your life. Just shut up. The problem is, if you go hard on a Saturday night and you're at a commission on like

fully Sunday and it leaks into Monday and then you start your work day, your work week, like feeling like shit, you really feel like there's just no reason. The only thing I'll say, I, there is nothing in the world that is worth me having a hangover when I have to watch my kids.

I can't imagine that. If you are hung over with your children, it is, I mean, if you're just sober with your children, it's terrible. It's just standard. It's brutal. Now, when they're chirping and screaming and crying and fighting, Keegan woke up. I think I complained about this to you the other day

on the show. He went from 6 a.m. to 7 p.m., and he didn't stop talking. He said, Alexa, 65,000 times. He didn't stop moving. He didn't stop talking. I was like, just pass out. Like, just you can't still have any energy left. If I was hungover chasing him that whole time, I would have passed out. So there's certain it's just like as I think your body is less able to, like, process the alcohol or whatever.

But I think it's much more where you're at in life that your hangovers get worse. You have more responsibility on that same day. You know, you should just be like, I'm going to lay in bed all day and I'll go away. Now it's like I don't have that option. You know more responsibility on that same day. You know, I used to just be like, I'm just going to lay in bed all day and it'll go away. Now it's like I don't have that option. You know what I mean? Which is, I think, easy. And I don't have the same, you know, usually I can sit in bed and nurse my hangover and remember what I did last night and it was awesome.

I don't even have that to lean back on, so I just beat myself up over it. You know what I mean? That's what makes the hangover worse. Not just like the physical liver processing. It's the drinking anxiety of it. not just like the physical it's just liver processing drinking anxiety of it yeah kind of it's just like why did i do that this is brutal i didn't even have any fun i gotta take care of my kids now like what the fuck was i thinking all that shit uh racks up much more than just like the actual headache or whatever but those do get worse too as you get older no doubt about it uh but my thing is i'm just you're not

partying as much period so it's like i'm not partying as much, period. So it's like I'm not partying as hard because I definitely get more hangovers. But it's also just like I'm not partying as much because you get older. You're less social. You don't go out the same way you used to. You don't need to go out the same way you used to. You've done it all before. Was your metabolism particularly better?

I heard that too. Like, oh, man, once you hit 26, it's hard to lose weight. I don't really find that either. I mean, yeah. I know you always talk about skinny fat. You are better looking now than you were when you were 21. Yeah, but my body's fatter. But I don't think so.

That picture, maybe your body, but even your jaw. You have a more defined jawline than you had when you were 21. Thanks, babe. That picture that you're scared to jawline than you have when you were 21. Thanks, babe. That picture that you're like scared to put out, you have like five chins. Yeah. Yeah, it was bad. It was ugly. So do you want that metabolism back too?

I mean, I'm good just as me. I like being me. I know. I hate being me, but I like being me. I know. That's the paradox of it all. I'm terrible, but also I'm not going to trade for any of these things. I'm down almost 15 pounds right now. Really? Yeah. Like I think I still have my metabolism if I allow my body to do it yeah like

if I just I just stopped eating carbs and my metabolism kicked back in and I lost it in like I don't know it's only been like 10 days it's crazy so I think I'm just gonna keep going because I'm in a groove now yeah I almost I think I like broke the addiction like I used to see like the pop-tarts in there and legit like a fat person my mouth would start watering and i'd be like i have to have them now that i kind of broke that cycle i think i'm just i'm gonna be like a buck 60 by the time summer starts uh but so take out our personal individual actual feelings on this right now i think i think that's what everyone's feelings are but people just say these things. Maybe I'm wrong, but everyone...

I think that there are probably people who the metabolism thing... There are people who are fat now who used to be skinny. And that's, I think, a part of a metabolism type of thing. Yeah, like when you were 21, you weighed less than you weigh now. And you could eat and drink beer all the time. So I think your metabolism is 100% changed. Yeah. Like you were in college and drinking and eating garbage.

But I didn't look worse. You weren't 200 pounds then. No, but I, but like, I think it's just a matter of how I look. Like I, my face was fatter and like,

I, I just carry it in different places now, I guess. I don't know. I mean, I guess I, I mean, I know that one picture wasn't that good, but I mean like, I think you were definitely skinnier. So if you're talking,. I mean, I guess. I mean, I know that one picture wasn't that good,

but I mean, like, I think you were definitely skinnier. So if you're talking about... I think, I guess I haven't seen many pictures of you when you were younger, but I think back to that Pedro picture. You're better looking now than you were in the Pedro picture. You, it's... Yeah, I mean, you grow your hair out,

and you don't have a fat face, and it'll work, you know? I think you were 20 pounds lighter. I kept the scruff. Huh? I think you were 20 pounds lighter when you were 21ruff I think you were 20 pounds lighter when you were 21 I think you were probably like 165, 170 I don't think I was 160

when I was 21 was I? I should hope not yeah I don't think I was were you a baby? I think I was like 180 I'm always shocked when I hear people like people's weights

I'd be the worst you know the people who guess your weight I could never guess anybody's there's no one in this office I would guess is 160 pounds well

yeah it's weird we got some some little ones I could never guess anybody's. There's no one in this office I would guess is 160 pounds. Well, yeah. It's weird. We got some little ones. Fibs and Bob and Hubs. And there's some guys who are tiny. I don't know. I don't think I've... I feel like if you're a grown man, you should be above 175.

I haven't been below 170 since I was a sophomore in high school. Yeah, that's what I mean. You're like a child. Who the hell weighs... But I guess if you're like 5'7". Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but even just... Like, Gaz is like 170.

Yeah. What are you talking about? You're 170 pounds. How the fuck are you 170 pounds? You're like a 6'4 man. Yeah. You're like 40, bro. It's like the...

What did I always say? You gotta be... You gotta be able to do 50 push-ups and you gotta be 175 to be a man. Well, I got one out of two. Next up. Hey, boys. 50 push-ups and you gotta be 175 to be a man well i can i got one out of two next up hey boys um i have a question i was wondering um i had my i braided my hair into two like french braids um and this guy that i'm like seeing um i saw him like later that day and i had my hair in the French braids. And then at the end, I put them in like two little buns, like kind of bun pigtails.

And he has maybe mentioned to me like 20 times how much he liked the little quote unquote bun pigtails I had in and I was wondering is that like a fetish for all guys like a schoolgirl pigtail thing or is that just him just liking my hairstyle which I know the answer to that but I don't know if it's all guys

I know it's some guys it is not this guy schoolgirl thing not for me I do not like I don't I don't like anything that, like, infantilizes kids. Yeah, like, like, young. Like, never, yeah, I remember there was, like. I don't like even when they say, like, you know, like, barely 18. It's like, I know that porn star. I know she's, like, 30.

But, like, I don't even like that we're even. I don't like barely 18. Braces. There have been porn stars who got braces for work. When they're super skinny and petite and tiny, and then they play it up. Right. I like smaller girls, but just don't tell me you're 18. Yeah.

I'm really small, but I'm 30. Short and petite is yes. That's what I would prefer. But also, it's the skinniness. when you get to a skinny level that makes me feel like yeah like you're like you're a child but the pigtails is is really the the ultimate of that where it's because I mean people don't have pigtails past like seven yeah like that's really I I think it's right you know well not to eat but but I'm also not gonna R. Kelly's brother this like no not to each his own if you like a girl in pigtails, you're a fucking weirdo.

But also she said pigtail buns. So are we talking like that? I think Mickey Mouse type of things. I picture Princess Leia. Yeah, because I thought I thought it was gonna be more like he was like grabbing onto him or something like that. Like in the. Oh, no, I knew where this was going. I.

Oh, it's like Ariana Grande. But yeah, I always thought Ariana Grande was like, I thought, I think she's sexy now. But when she first burst on the scene, people were like, she's hot. But she looks like a kid. Yeah. I don't like that at all. I mean, I'll get down with the schoolgirl thing. But it's not because I'm sitting there like thinking, like fantasizing like, yeah, what if you were just getting out of sophomore year of high school?

You know what I mean? It's just like, yeah, you're in like a fucking short skirt and your shit's tied up like whatever i don't know i've seen you've seen like porno plots like that but again i'm not like thinking about the literal yeah i wish this girl was underage and you know what's weird is that it's very commonly accepted right like oh yeah it's a school girl fetish like we're talking about girls in school like children it's like it's like it's like where it gets dangerous to like think back on like britney spears because that is like the old she's 15 years old yeah yeah you gotta be 15 too when you're thinking about it because casey said to me when we were doing the the hot tv girl tournament she's like do you think that

there's like a problem with kelly kapowski because you know she's a high schooler i was like what there is now shut the fuck up i'm not trying to think about that uh no when you when you remember a person you found attractive you are remembering them at that age right it's very it's it's it doesn't count yeah Britney Spears was hot yes well yeah I was in fifth grade right it was also she was so hot that it's just, I don't know. Shoot. Whatever. As far as this girl specifically, I think it's okay. I definitely like certain hairstyles on girls. I've definitely been like, I like when your hair is down or, you know what I mean? Yeah, I guess.

I like a neckline. What does that mean? I don't know. I like the collarbones and stuff like that. Oh so you want to be able to see that you're saying it's ponytail sure i i don't really have something where i'm like oh can you put your hair up i've never ever asked someone no but uh i look i i mean i remember being like i like uh i like your hair like wavy like she used to always straighten her hair and but i liked it when it was like curly or you know what i mean and i remember being like yeah i like that look better i don't

it's never i wouldn't offer that opinion i would never offer an opinion on how a woman i'm dating dresses yeah i don't know i'm smart um but if it was asked like should i wear like this like this i guess i would offer a preference but i don't i definitely don't have with anyone i've ever dated i've never been like i remember when you wore your hair like this that night i would offer a preference but i don't i definitely don't have with anyone i've ever dated i've never been like i remember when you wore your hair like this that night which might be better to like have you know because that gets you in the trouble like did you even notice my hair right you almost get credit for it well i remember being like oh i love when you like wear your hair like wavy and she was like well i hate it i'm gonna straighten it every day of my life and i was like okay well then i'll it. I'm going to straighten it every day of my life. And I was like, okay, well then. I'll never see that again.

But I think there's something specifically about pigtails. And I think if you're like really requesting that, that there might be a little something more to it. Yeah. KFC. Sites. Super producer BC. First time in a long time. I am a very emotional girl. And I cry a lot. Redund cry a lot redundant cry a lot to my boyfriend he makes

me cry a lot and it seems that every single time that i cry he gets a boner and it's not like it's a boner and it's a problem now. And I don't understand why. I've looked it up and I just feel like it's some sort of issue. Anyways, thanks. I mean, bro, I almost want to get Ellie in here. She's the queen of crying. I mean, what are we doing here? First of all, like, he makes me cry a lot.

It's kind of weird. And then, like, to be, like, to be, like, a noticeable erection as you're crying. Eliana! Get in here. Sit in the middle, please. We just got a voicemail from this girl. She says, actually, can we just replay it for her?

Because I want you to hear it in her words. This is some weird-ass shit. Did you give me the IC? KFC. Hi. Super producer BC. First time in a long time i am a very emotional girl and i cry a lot i cry a lot to my boyfriend he makes me cry a lot

and it seems that every single time that i cry he gets a boner. And it's not, like, it's a boner, and it's a problem now. And I don't understand why. I've looked it up, and I just feel like it's some sort of issue. Anyways, thanks. I mean, what are we talking about here, you know? First of all, I think she should be listening to my podcast if she's not already. Yeah, I mean, that's why I called you in here. You're a queen of crying but thriving.

But I think there was a couple red flags. One being like, he makes me cry a lot. Kind of weird. And then second of all, a noticeable erection is a weird thing. We all know how to just flip it up and you tuck it in the waistband and it disappears. To just be like, it gets super hard as I'm crying. Well, okay, so my question is,

every time that she's cried, has he then tried to comfort her with sex before this happened? Is this a classical conditioning thing? Is it just like now every time she cries, he's like, oh, she's going to want to fuck me. Yeah. So it's like, oh, I'm like like oh like there was a couple emotional moments you hug you comfort and all of a sudden that's immediately what i thought why you bring a girl in yeah right like

you hear that i do that to guys some like i'll pat i've like pavloved like classically conditioned guys before guys before yeah liking me Getting them to give me attention? Getting them to be nice to me. How? What was your tactic? There was a guy. I don't know where to look. I don't like being in the middle here.

There was a guy that I. Look at you spit when you said that. Look at John. I don't like spit. You wouldn't fit in here. I've heard that. Anyways, there was a guy, and he would only say things to me about, like, my physical appearance, and he would, like, rarely say something like, oh, you're, like, so funny and, like, whatever, like, nice.

That's because you're not funny. Fuck off, Kevin. So he would never say, like, nice things to me. I can't imagine why. It was annoying. And once in a while he would say a nice thing so one time he said this like really like wow like that was like sweet and thoughtful and you blew him no so i sent him a nude that night but the caption was still thinking about when you said xyz so then every time he said something nice to me i would do that but i would only send him nudes if he did that and then it got to the

point where it was like it had gone in reverse where now he would say it so often. Like I made him like me. Like because he was saying it for no reason. I was going to say this sounds to me like you think you're winning this game. But I think he might have been at home being like, all I got to do is just like say a random compliment. She's going to send me a naked picture. I think it was a mutually beneficial thing. That sounds like a healthy relationship.

I'm going to be nice to you and you have sex with me and stuff. It's perfect. I don't think it was a mutually beneficial thing. That sounds like a healthy relationship. I'm gonna be nice to you and you have sex with me and stuff. It's perfect. I don't think you can go wrong with that. We should all strive for that. You should.

I would almost hope that's what's going on because otherwise if your dick is just getting hard at the sounds and sights of a girl in distress. We don't like that for you.

Yeah. I mean that's well that's what we call rape. That's rape. A rapist gets turned on from very rapey. There's definitely a rapey vibe.

Yeah. From like a woman's tears being like, yes, here we go. That's some criminal minds. This is the origin story of a serial killer or a rapist.

Yeah, it'd be like, what happened to him? He had his girlfriend in college. When she cried, she'd suck his dick. And he kind of got addicted to it. That's what Spencer would find out.

Spencer would be like, I got this. You know what's weird, too, is like, that's a pretty quick sort of response. It's like, she's crying, and whoop, like, it's right away. I'm almost envious. That's all it takes. It takes a lot more coercing these days, you know? Yeah, sometimes it takes a little more to get her going. Hell yeah, I'm 34, girl.

Jesus Christ. Maybe I don't know enough about dicks here, but, like, I feel like it's pretty, like, at least in my experience, it's pretty, like, it's just that way. I can get dicks hard. Oh, my God. That was not even, like, a humble brag. You're fucking, like, 22-year-old guys. Their dicks are hard all of the time.

They're like, you know, watching Jeopardy and their dicks are hard. Wow. You know. It's a different game later. Great. All right. Learning today. You taught us as well.

Maybe she Pavlov'd them. Maybe she just Pavlov'd like too much, you know. Stop blowing them after you cry. Yeah. There you go. Final answer. Or just stop them after you cry. Yeah, there you go. Final answer. Or just stop crying, you weirdos. You're always crying.

Crying is a healthy, normal thing that you guys should probably be doing more of. That's probably true. I feel like we could let out a little bit more, yeah. Okay. See you. Thank you. Next up. We're at two hours and 45 minutes?

We did an hour. We just did another 40 minutes, and we have an hour of interviews. Okay. I guess we should wrap up then. Yeah. Okay. This is our mixtape edition. Three-hour podcast for you.

I don't even know how that happened. Let's get into our interviews. Rude Jude and Snooki, which are just two ends of the spectrum that you just never thought were. This is like Mad Libs, just like names and interviews all thrown together. So we'll start things off with Rude Jude. We'll roll it right into our girl Snooks. Rude Jude and the interviews of today's episode are brought to you by Robinhood. You want to make that money? You want to get that Snooki money? Get those big dollars stacked away in your accounts? Robinhood is the investing app that lets you do that. You can to get that snooki money, get those big dollars stacked away in your accounts.

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Start investing today. Start building that portfolio and kick things off with a free quality stock like Apple when you go to barstool.robinhood.com. Rude Jude, what's up, baby? Trying to do that. We got a new office coming in. One of the choices was the middle of Times Square,

right by the Hard Rock. For real? I was like, fuck that noise. I don't care how much better that office is. No fucking way we're doing that. Where are you guys going to go? Just right around the corner. We're on 27th and Broadway.

We're going to 29th and 7th. So right around the corner. Much better. Hell yeah. All right, we got Rude Jude back. Once again, I don't even know at this point. You're probably our most recurring guest. And you're looking good, dude.

We were just saying. Put on 30 pounds in a good way. Yeah, I was sick last time I saw you. You're looking much better, man. I didn't realize how sick I was until I took pictures next to the celebrities I interviewed. And it looked like Make-A-Wish Foundation. I had the same thing except I didn't realize how fat I was until I started taking pictures in front of people. I was putting on some pounds there.

So we were going in opposite directions. She was eating your emotions and shit? Yeah, big time, man. I think my body was entirely made out of carbohydrates for a minute there. Yeah. But no, it's good to see you, man. It's good to see you back looking better too. Yeah, thanks, man.

It's good to be seen. Let me ask you something. Are you guys behind this rough and rowdy shit oh yeah it's for better or worse why what's up i'm so jealous i didn't think of it it's a good fucking idea man man even uh john bones jones was just saying that that ufc could take a page out of our book because we just let it fucking fly you can say whatever you want you can fight whoever dude the shit we do i don't even know how we get away with it we had a five foot nine guy fight a six foot nine guy we got girls in the mix we got all sorts of hillbillies

throwing haymakers we got guys who can fight people who can't fight it is a show yeah it's like it's like uh it's like a bum fights and then the backyard brawls kind of fucked and had a kid yes this would be this this is rough and riley if you those two things, you made them just a little bit more legitimate. We're in a ring. There's a ref. There's some rules. There's an audience. There's all that kind of shit.

I mean, it's all the good of the old internet days made into an official pay-per-view. Yeah, it's official. I'm probably going to, if I'm not too high, I'm going to watch it on my phone. Would you ever fight in it? Hell no, dawg right first of all there's gotta be a price and second of all if we gave you that price who would you fight all right it'd have to be like a million dollars and then a woman. Which, which woman,

man? I know you're thinking of somebody. I really am not. I'm just like someone I can beat up. That's what I said too. I was lying and say woman, but people are always, cause we've had a few guys here fight.

We've had some grudge matches in the office. We had a couple of coworkers throw down and people are always asking me what it would be for me. And then my shoulders fucked up my neck, my back, all that shit. And so I basically was like, what is the price of humiliation really? Because whoever I fight is going to fucking beat me up. So I'm going to stand there, going to get my ass kicked.

How much money for me to walk out of that ring knowing that I'm going to get clowned for the rest of time? But how much money makes you feel good? Yeah, they'll turn your ass into a fucking meme. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. And I really hate it when people turn great people into memes. Okay.

Like when Pacquiao got fucking put down by Marquez and they had him planking on everything. It's like, bitch. That man is great. I know. It's like you're afraid to ask your boss for a fucking raise and you're going to clown him. That's such a good point. Get the fuck out of here you fucking fag pussy well i mean this that's actually perfect timing with uh with tiger woods

making it back to the top who was the butt of every joke for a long time despite the fact that through it all he's a fucking billionaire and still even even at his lowest was the best to ever do it in his prime all that kind of shit. Are you a Tiger guy? I didn't give a fuck about Tiger Woods. Not a golf guy? I put on golf on Sundays when I was hungover from doing too many drugs, and I just needed something green and soft. And I was walking up to the fourth pin, and I was like,

knock the fuck out. It was either that or Antiques Roadshow. But here's, here's the deal that where I'm at with Tiger, like, as soon as he got caught

cheating, that's when I was riding with him. Because it was like, normal shit. Once again, once a fucking again, it's all these

fucking assholes with shit jobs, driving crappy ass cars. They don't, girls don't throw pussy at you the way they throw pussy at Tiger, man. Like, and, and you ain't alpha like Tiger. Cause if you was, you'd be doing shit like Tiger. And they all, all these little beta fuck boys talking all that shit behind his back. And this and that.

And every, and, and, and, and, and I i didn't i didn't hear one motherfucking person on espn be like you know what hey man like he had a lot of pussy getting thrown at him that's hard to say no you know the weirdest shit about him though was was like the level that he was stooping down to kind of which i guess is like you know guys are just gonna be guys but when you're on that level like why is he fucking that perkins waitress or the Denny's waitress or whatever? He likes that dirty shit, bro. Some motherfuckers just like that. Bro, you never seen no grimy fucking.

Sometimes I see a bum bitch and I'm like, damn, man. I'd fuck the shit out of her if she didn't smell so bad. Like if it wasn't for the smell. When we wrap this up, we're about to do a video answering these hypotheticals. That's literally one of the questions. And I was like, Rude wrap this up, we're about to do a video answering these hypotheticals. That's literally one of the questions and I was like, Ruju's probably gonna say yes to this.

It's like, would you fuck a hot homeless chick no matter how bad she smells? Yeah. Answered. Asked and answered. Well, yeah, it's like,

they be like begging for food and shit or begging for change and be like, come earn some. You know what I mean? Like, come suck this dick, earn some.

No matter how gross she is? Come on, there's gotta be like a level. Yeah, but like every, like, I was walking on acid like a few weeks ago and I saw like this little, this kind of like hot bum chick just kind of fucking with a little sign and I'm like, you want, like,

part of me, part, I was on my way to dinner, but like part of me was like, how much how much you really want that fucking meth? Like, how bad do you want that meth? I bet you I bet you I could have done it. Yeah, I bet you you could, man. I don't think the homeless chicks have many high standards. Yo, yo. And then on the other shit on this is how this is how we had one of one of the chicks.

Tiger was fucking and I'm not going to say her name. She came on the show. OK. And she was one of the cats that one of the broads that like wrote about it or whatever. He did a little tell all my crack team of producers didn't tell me this because we do no fucking research. I know how that goes on my show. So like she then invites me over to her hotel room like to fuck okay i'm like all right yeah what's up and then i get over there this is after you

interview her this is after the interview she's like come come so like the interview goes well and she's kind of like yo by the way yeah yeah come on through and so i'm like all right bet that i'll be over after the show so i show and man, this motherfucker has a life-size cutout of Tiger Woods sitting in her hotel room. Get the fuck out. I'm like, what's that? And she was like, oh, you know, I used to fuck with Tiger, and I go around and I do show dates and shit. And I was just like, I can't fuck you. You snitch.

Yeah, yeah, you don't want to get involved with that. I was like, I got a head cold. I'm out yeah yo there's one thing to like to fuck tiger fine then you want to fuck tiger and you're going to talk about it like i think it's grimy but hey people are going to do that but to have a life-size cutout in the room to make it like your your your your performance art or whatever yeah that was like was like, it was next level. I was like, damn, you like,

you got a, you got like a six foot fucking mixed dude cut out. Staring at you. Telling me I can't trust you. Right, right, right. It's right here.

It's a giant red flag. Like, don't trust this bitch. So that's your line. I feel like, I feel like you gotta, you gotta go a far way to find rude Jews' line. I got weird lines, yeah.

Or like one time I was fun to fuck this one Jewish broad, and it was sight unseen, and I show up at their house, and she really wasn't my type. But I was like, fuck it. I ate a bunch of Viagra. And then. You just always have that at the ready? Yeah. I don't got it on me now. I would hope not, Yeah, I don't got it on me now.

I would hope not, dude. I don't got it on me now. I don't know what I'm doing later. But she was like showing me her place and opened up a closet and it was just filled with Ugg boots and I was like That's where you draw the line?

Ugg boots, bro? You just said you would fuck a homeless girl and give her some meth. You're not going to fuck a girl wearing Uggs? I can't take bad fashion. What about my guy wearing Crocs? Would you fuck a girl wearing Crocs? Hell fuck no.

What is that move, bro? Day one, you're rocking Crocs with socks. I know. It's like, I don't want my job. Yeah. I don't take my shit serious. Dress for the job you want. I don't know what job that is.

These fucking young kids. Shut up. They're glorified flip-flops. If you ain't Mario Batali, you don't get to rock them bitches, bro. That's true. I feel like if you wear Crocs, you're either like a baller or a fucking intern. Or a fucking four-year-old, a toddler and shit. The Uggs, though.

I mean, there's a lot of hot chicks who wear uggs bro you really that's your line i'm i'm telling you bro i'm picky like i'm a bougie motherfucker i don't fuck a chick with a michael kors purse but again you just said you fuck a homeless girl so you can't be that bougie well that's the disgusting part of me you know what i mean like you got some jekyll and hyde shit i feel like in your life you know yeah would you say that you are I feel like you're kind of just real through and through but when you're on the mic or you're doing your show or an interview or whatever are you being more honest less honest do you feel like you go to a place where you just kind of you know in the zone whatever I used to be able to keep a 100 on the air and then as time

has gone by and shit has changed. Just like the landscape of everything else you mean? Yeah. The people crying have gotten louder. And the people that pay for, that sell things, listen to the criers. I don't keep it 100 no more. You can't. I mean, that's what sucks.

It's like I would love to say I do, but at the end of the day, it's still a job. At the end of the day, you've got bills to pay and sponsors to worry about. Do you think that you have changed as a person, as a broadcaster? Like, if sponsors and all that shit weren't an issue, would you still let it rip? Or do you think you've matured? Here's the crazy shit, is like, I got all these ideas in my head, and I don't get to say them out loud, so then people can't challenge them. Like, my ideas aren't being challenged.

And then there's confirmation bias. I'm like, I got to, see, look, look at how I look of young people and then I see his fucking crocs and now it just cosigns it even more and there's no one to push back and be like hey they're okay you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah right right yeah but then you also run the risk of like you just think absolutely all your own thoughts are always true that's what I'm screaming like if you want to be challenged at some level

of course I do okay of course of course I do so it's like I I don's like I don't get the privilege of being fucking challenged by my ideas or have my ideas be challenged. Because it's dope to change your mind. It's like, oh, damn, I didn't think about it like that. Like evolving is the way to go. Yeah. Wow, it's growth. Right. Yeah.

But you can't even let yourself experience that without worrying about fucking losing your job. Exactly. That's what sucks. Exactly. You know, that's what sucks. Exactly. That's why I'm like First Amendment absolutist, and I don't understand anybody that touches a microphone that's not. Like, I'm like, bitch, you're chopping off your own leg because all that shit you're talking ain't going to come after you one of these days.

And let's see how clean that motherfucking Twitter feed is. I know. That's the thing, man. I mean, everybody's got their own shit. And the people who chirp the most are the ones who got the darkest and deepest skeletons. You saw that shit, that motherfucker down in Virginia fucking dressed in blackface and shit. And I ain't hear nobody talking about it. They was mad at Gucci.

I'm like, ain't nobody fucking, ain't nobody elect Gucci. Right. You guys wouldn't have voted for this motherfucker right right not to get too political but i'm just saying like yeah yeah yeah everybody's got their shit that's the good and the bad thing about me is i'm looked at as such a shit bag that fucking like not much is expected like when the cards are all on the table, no one's going to be surprised by anything. No one's going to be shocked by anything. I'm already fringe.

You know what I mean? It's like I'm already on the fringe. So they can't fringe me more. There's kind of something liberating about that, right? Yeah, but I would sure would like more money. I mean, and there's the, you know, what's funny though is like, yeah, I would like more money, but at what cost of like, you're always looking over your shoulder and always worried, like,

am I going to be exposed because I'm not keeping it real on the air or I've got these skeletons that I've never talked about and I'm making fun of this person for the same thing I did. And what if my shit comes out one day? I think there's definitely a price to the other direction where I'd rather give up some cash for the ability to just be like, you know what? I wake up every day, I go to sleep every day and i am like good you know here's the deal though most of those motherfuckers that are lying they're lying to themselves too they're living a motherfucking life absolutely but the people they listen you know what i mean that's what's funny is like the mob gets loud enough yeah the whole mob could have

their own shit they could all be lying they could all be fronting about what they're saying but people will listen that's fucked here well the crazy shit is is like if something doesn't upset me i don't hop on twitter and be like i'm not upset yeah yeah yeah let's go about my day right right really no need for that yeah so so shit happens and like most of america is not upset but then these fucking screaming ass cry babiesies, the people fucking bowed out into them because they loud. It turns into like people are saying. It's like two people. Like a couple fucking tweets.

A couple fucking whatever. I got seven followers. We just changed our whole fucking programming off of some dude with seven followers. Like fuck out of here, dog. It's crazy. The amount of people complaining is just wild. Like, fuck out of here, dog. It's crazy. It's fucking bananas.

The amount of people complaining is just wild. How about the amount of people complaining right now about you? You watch Game of Thrones? You're a Thrones guy? Yes and no. What does that mean? That's the only answer I don't think I've ever heard from somebody. I was OG, like, reading Game of Thrones.

Bro, I was about to kill myself, right? Like, I was out here in 04, right? Like I was out here and I was out here in 04, like trying to, trying to get this shit going on the radio, having a tough time at work. And I was reading Game of Thrones and they kept killing all my homies and shit. And I'm just like, what's it all for? You know, like, damn, this is fucked. So like I was fucking with Game of Thrones up until, like, up until. All right, so can we just. This is sports. Yeah.

Can we talk tactics? Yeah, sure. All right, the Battle of the Bastards. Yep. You got John versus, what's my man? Ramsey Bolton. Yeah, John versus Ramsey Bolton. All right, we know that Ramsey Bolton already chopped a dude's dick off,

be skinning motherfuckers. They got John's little brother. Now, if I'm John, I know in my head he's dead. Gone. That's it. He's dead. Like, that motherfucker's dead. As soon as he got him, he's fucking dead.

Over. So they show the brother. They're like, oh, we're going to let him go and then kill him. And then John loses his shit and just runs dead into a fucking trap. He's the worst. He's the worst tactical like warrior ever. I was like,

he's too good. You know, that's why I don't fuck with him. I don't fuck with, I was like, I hope he fucking dies. And then when they don't let him die,

like, and like the sister just gonna surprise him with like, hey, by the way, I got some more troops coming. Like maybe I could have

known about that so we could have planned a better fucking attack. Yeah, like we don't need to with like, hey, by the way, I got some more troops coming. Like maybe I could have known about that so we could have planned a better fucking attack. Yeah, like we don't need to be like, oh, surprise. You could have just fucking let me know. This ain't a birthday party. It's a fucking war, man. Like don't be surprising me with some shit like that, that we got 50,000 extra men coming in. Like I'd use them to flank these motherfuckers and fuck them up. Right.

We didn't need to wait till like thousands of us were eradicated, man. Did you not watch last night? Are you out on it? I'll catch up on it. I used to love that shit, and then it was just like fucking, they just started writing bad, and I'm like, ugh. Well, I mean, once, you know, they didn't have the books to go off of after like four or five seasons. You know, there's been a couple now that's been the TV show. Yeah.

And I think it's felt a lot more like a TV show. It's true. And look, I'm going to be real with you. His last two books were a bit sprawling. So it was nice to have them take the TV shit and tighten it up and get rid of like these long ass stories. I don't think he's ever going to finish it, man. If he's going to be writing 900 page books, like there's a long way to go for him to keep writing that shit. I don't think he's ever going to finish it, man. If he's going to be writing 900 page books, like there's a long way to go for him to keep writing that shit.

I don't think he's. No, this will probably be the first time they actually have like a series that starts with a book and doesn't end. Right. He just finishes with a TV show. Ends with a TV show. Like, fuck it. I'm good.

Why? What's up with Game of Thrones? Well, the reason I brought it up is because the amount of the same amount of people, the same people complaining online. I'm now seeing like everyone should just shut the fuck up about this TV show. Who fucking cares? And it's like, well, a lot of fucking people. A lot of people.

Just because you don't watch it. Yeah. And you personally don't like it, that's fine. But don't tell me, like, who cares? Yeah. And check the numbers, bro. Like, 25 million people watch it a week. Yeah.

You know? Like, people care. It's the biggest thing fucking HBO has going. Yeah. It's like probably the biggest TV show of all time. Don't tell me now that, like, I know there's nerdy shit, but you're above TV now? Somebody said to me that I have a job. I don't watch that shit.

What the fuck does that mean? What are you talking about? What do you do on your off time, bro? Are you always working? You're never watching a TV show? Get the fuck out of here, man. That's another one of my favorite internet trends is is like if you disagree with someone they're a troll or if you don't care about something nobody should care about this yeah

you know like every single thing that i if you if if if i don't agree with you oh you're just doing that as a shtick oh man there's a fucking different opinion yeah you know what i mean yeah yeah i get it i get i it. I understand that shit deeply. I mean, you've been in the game for how long now? To the core. I've been 14 years, man. And, like, it used to be, like, if a motherfucker didn't agree with me, he'd tell me to fuck off or, like, have some facts to rebut my statement.

Now they don't even have facts. They just call you a name. Right. Like I said, troll. It's like, how about we actually, let's debate this. Let's challenge me. I will, like you said, I'll grow. I'll evolve if you can convince me. But you don't even try anymore. I'm in hip-hop, so they just go to, you're a white guy.

There's the crutch. I almost love when, do you like when someone calls you after that? It's like, I mean, I know how to argue my there's the crutch. Yeah, yeah. I almost love when, like, do you like when someone calls you after that? It's like, I mean, I know, you know, I know how to argue my way through and through this. It's the easiest argument that I can rebut. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's, I just kind of roll my eyes, be like, you're a racist. Right. That's when you know, all right, you gave up.

I won this fight, you know? And then they'll be like, prejudice plus power equals racism. Like, that's some bull. Go look in the dictionary and suck my dick, you fuckboy. You're reading Wikipedia, man. I know. Yo, let me ask you this. So you've obviously interviewed a million rappers.

Did you see the run-in I had with Action Bronson about a week or two ago? What happened? So he came here. We're having a great interview. Things were going real well. We're joking around. He's a funny guy. And, you know, so on this show, we do like stupid hypotheticals right and questions like that so the question was uh if you could

pick one person to represent humans if aliens made contact who would your like ambassador be so we're throwing around a couple ideas and i bring up ghostface killer and because you know he had his like beef with ghostface people said that he jacked his style and that and whatnot so i bring that up and i do it in like a playful manner because i wanted to either let him joke about it right talk about it seriously or he could just say to me you know man like i don't talk about that you know right right and he's sitting right where you are and he's just like i bet you think you're real fucking cute for coming up with that and i was like no no listen like no beef i just wanted to bring it up i know hip-hop fans like shuts down the interview and then tells me want to slam me through a fucking wall and just

gets up and bounces get the fuck out so i ask you as a guy who's interviewed many rappers and many people in entertainment is that a topic you would not have touched or would you ask a question about it's weird man like um as i've gotten older i probably my my how do i put this the the interviews that tend to do the best are interviews where i feel the worst afterwards and i don't like feeling that bad like i don't like feeling bad meaning like you you had to ask the the pressing question or bring up some shit they didn't want to talk about and you just pick a dick for doing it? Fucking like, yeah, she just pops and goes out of control. Like me and fucking the goddamn

Chet Hanks. Like, me and Chet Hanks or me and Mayweather, I didn't leave off of there like, oh, I feel great. It's like I don't want to go to work and fucking argue, man. And it's like I'm actually kind of good at it too, so it's like, it't want to go to work and fucking argue, man. And it's like I'm actually kind of good at it, too. So it's like it's almost like you got to make sure you don't go too fucking hard.

Would I have asked that back in the day? Yes. Maybe now. No. Should I have? Yes. Okay. That's my question.

Like if you don't personally want to, like, like you said, go, go fight or have drama. That's one thing. But do you think as an interviewer bringing that guy up is like a, how could you do such a thing? Cause I feel like it was totally like fair. I feel like you had a hip hop beef. You're a rapper. Fans are very interested in that. I at least want to ask the question. And like I said, leave it up to you to either talk about it or if you don't find, but to just shut down, I thought it was kind i thought was kind of like oh all right man i thought you thought you could at least talk about it yeah that's kind of crazy and and um and and like he wasn't saying that to ghost that he'd like to slam him through a wall yeah right right that's like and i'm cool with action

bronson like i'm good with him but it's uh we like i said everything was all good like i would love to talk to him again i'm not gonna have any hard feelings i don't think he'll ever talk to me again but uh but that's interesting that like you at this point in your career you're just like i don't want i don't want the drama i don't want the smoke i'd rather just talk but at some point do you feel like you're kind of leaving you know leaving something on the table as far as the interview goes yeah probably so but like here here's the other thing too is like i'm at this point where i don't interview motherfuckers i don't like so i don't for instance uh silo shit i had silo on and i ain't asking him about drugging the girls um i was more because i was more interested in, I wanted him to break down his first album, Soul Food.

I really like Soul Food, so I wanted to hear about Soul Food. Which is fine, and that's where I thought that, you know, I don't think I would bring up drugging the girls either because I feel like that is more of just a like, gotcha, we're going to sit you down, I'm going to make you uncomfortable,

I'm going to talk about some shit that like, you know, is really fucked up in your life. but i think it's genuinely interesting to talk about like hip-hop feuds right you know what i mean so to me that was i thought that was not past the line uh you know the fans were kind of split on it because it you know went viral it went around i made the rounds people were loving the fact that he said he's gonna slam me through a fucking wall and whatnot but i get i get not wanting to like that's not people who thought that I was doing it to be like, ha-ha, gotcha. That's not what I'm trying to do. My favorite was when Mike Tyson went to Toronto and he was on out with the mayor and if the mayor thought it was cool

that he was hanging out with an arrested sex offender. Right, right, right. And Mike was like, you're a fucking dick. I was on Mike's side on that one. Like, fuck you, dude, man. Come on, bro. We over here plugging you know we over here plugging like some lightweight event you're gonna bring up like some sex offender shit right

i think there's a time and a place for certain things and it's also like don't if you're gonna have someone on you're agreeing to have them on to talk about their product or whatever that's like that's where you're sabotaging someone just yeah you're gonna blindside them i don't think i don't think you uh bringing up ghost face Killer was the worst shit possible. And the other thing was, I think this is, from an outsider's point of view, it was Action that started talking shit on Ghost. And then he apologized. So you're kind of like reminding him that. Of something he like backtracked on.

Yeah, there's something that he. And to be quite, to be fair to Ghost, Action did get a lot of his style from him. I remember we had him on Hater Love It way before he blew. And I remember hearing him like, damn, let's do a song like. But that's, I don't think that's the worst thing in the world like i mean you know everybody has their style come from someone before them or or you know even if you're not biting the style it's it influences you and yeah totally like yeah i mean i don't know it's someone i listened to growing up or whatever and so guess what i

sound like i'm a little bit like yeah you can tell like i'm gonna get like uh deep in it but you could tell like big pun listen to cool G-Rap. Yeah. G-Rap. So like you could just tell, but Big Pun still had his own style. That's the thing. I feel like if you have your own success,

then it's like, yeah, I don't know. What's the big deal? You know? Yeah. But that's also when you react that way, it kind of is like, oh, so. Still low. You do kind of feel that, you know,

like that burns a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little tender well i'm gonna stop talking about him so he doesn't slam me through a wall but i just thought it was interesting because i know how many people you've interviewed in hip-hop because i feel like that's probably a pretty contentious like world to operate in because everybody is so there's a lot of macho shit a lot of beef a lot of who's better who's the best i always think of hip-hop as kind of music mixed with sports in a way because there are feuds and battles and there

are yeah like who's better because you feel like you can kind of compare mixed with sports in a way because there are feuds and battles. And there are, yeah, like who's better because you feel like you can kind of compare punchline and flow and all that shit. So it's very, you know, I imagine there's a lot of feelings and a lot of emotions there. Yeah. And like the ill shit too is like you have a whole group of people that didn't grow up listening to Ghost.

So like they were like, yeah, the action's there. Absolutely. Yeah. Just ride with them, man like, yeah, the action's there. Absolutely. Yeah. Just ride with them, man. What are you talking about? Yeah, like, so. Who do you think the best hip-hop interview you ever did is? Me and Scarface.

Yeah? Yeah, me and Scarface from Ghetto Boys. Because I was an early champion of Scarface. I'm not from the East coast so like yeah it always be like that was like top three you know uh rock him nas biggie like it would always they then like pocket before you know i mean like so bias is exists in everything all sports music everything yeah it's like it's like i get it man if y'all don't like the world revolves around your seven mile radius. Like, I get it.

But so I was like, I got to rep for I got to rep for the rest of the country. And like Face was my dude. So I was always repping for Face. And I got to go track for track through one of his albums. And it was my favorite shit was he was like, man, I don't like this song. His own shit. Yeah. I was like, you don't like the song.

And I was all offended. I was like, no, man, you got to listen to this shit, man. When are you don't like the song and I was all offended and I was like no man you gotta listen to this shit man when are you rolling through the motherfucking hood what do you see I'm like man you on that beat

riding that shit like I'm over like I felt like I was his hype man like no you gotta listen convincing him yeah so I played it for him

and he was like it's not that bad I was like fuck yeah dude like I fucking convinced him to like his own shit that's wild so what he just you know made a couple tracks that ended up making the cut for the album that he just didn't really care for I guess Yeah, dude. Like, I fucking convinced him to like his own shit. That's wild. So what? He just, you know, made a couple tracks that ended up making the cut for the album that

he just didn't really care for? I guess. Or like, you know, this, you'll do a show where you're like, oh, man, I fucking, that was not a good show. And other people was like, hey, fucking, hey, you had me dying. I was like, really? Fuck. I felt like shit.

I mean, it makes sense, though. It's like, you know, if people, if you were to ask, like, what's Ru Jude's, you know, most famous fucking interview? People would throw out Mayweather. Yeah. Or Chet Hanks. And those are the ones that you're like, you feel worst about, you know, if people, if you were to ask like, what's Rude Jude's, you know, most famous fucking interview, people would throw out Mayweather, throw out Chet Hanks. And those are the ones that you're like, you feel worst about, you know?

Yeah. That was like, ugh, a Mayweather one. I still like, just coming off of the pills and shit. I'm like, fucking,

I just want to get the day over with. And they're like, oh, Mayweather's on the phone to talk to you. I was like, fuck. I grabbed a monster and fucking drank some monster.

So you're what? You're going through like withdrawal in that moment and just being like I gotta do this anyway yeah it was all cranky cause I wasn't on Vicodin you know what I mean

so I'm like cranky cause I wasn't on Vicodin just dragging ass through the show and then it's Mayweather wants to talk to you I'm like aww fuck me

so I just fucking grabbed a monster drank some of that shit pulled up Wikipedia to see his last fights. That's all you really needed. I was like, let's go. I mean, you know, a verbal spar with Floyd Mayweather, it's the polar opposite of being in the ring with him. You know what I mean?

He's now in your ring. You're 50 and 0 in your world. And that's exactly what they were like. Oh, you killed him. I was like, what is my job, dog? dog like if i get out talked by a fucking boxer if you get out talked by a guy who can't read like you need to hang up you need to fucking put this mic down you know straight up yeah i need yep that's right i need to fucking retire so i was like yeah the the the hardest part was he was cool with all the bosses at the time so i got like i got a good talking to

i mean i'm sure when you when you fuck with somebody who's got that kind of money that people are just that was when him and 50 were cool and throwing throwing like bundles of money on a hotel bed and shit like that was that's when that was going on 50 has been uh he has surprisingly been pretty good with like the verbal warfare mostly on social media i don't know about like he's like talking but i mean he fucking roasts people on that instagram man he uh 50 cent speaking of 50 he's he is just when when we interviewed him he knew everybody's name ahead of time yeah he he found out hey jude how you doing hey got there on time was like interesting i was like this dude is he he understands he yeah you can see this businessman

you know he's got the tv shit the vitamin water shit the social media he knows how to like keep a brand i mean when's the last time he really killed it music wise it's been a minute but you're still yeah still making money still out there you know fucking hopped on what he saw takashi69 was doing some shit jumped on with his trolling ass yo that that guy having to go into to uh witness protection looking the way he looks is one of the more poetic justice moments like in the whole fucking world i know what are they gonna do to him the fuck are you gonna man? What are they, just tattoo his whole face black? Just cover it all up, man. It's been...

Like the Gucci sweater? What's been the vibe at Shade 45 revolving around Nipsey? Has there just been a lot of, like, did you know him? Were you riding with him? It was crazy because, you know, like, I don't listen to new rap unless it's from Detroit. Right. And that's mostly for sentimental reasons. Right.

So I hadn't really listened to Nipsey at all. Like, I really liked the way that he was a very good businessman, and he was really good at doing promotions he did like the thousand mixtapes for a hundred dollars a piece like that's that's pretty interesting that's pretty fucking a smart way to get a hundred racks yeah that was a pretty fucking bright sure um so like i always respected that and i got to i got to interview him, like, about a year ago. Oh, wow. And we had a good interview.

We chopped it up. And then this happened. And it was really, for me, it was hard to do, like, a nips. Like, I wasn't banging nips. You know what I mean? Yeah, to do like a tribute or to be like emotional about it. It's just like it's a guy I knew once. I interviewed him once, and this is tragic. Yeah, and it's fucked up, and I respect.

I have the utmost respect for him. And like other rappers that got shot, I was like, oh, for real? Like, bummer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sucks for him. Yeah, I mean, I didn't, again, probably more East Coast bias type shit and just getting old, but it was more about when I saw the reaction to it. You know what I mean, I didn't, again, probably more East Coast bias type shit and just getting old. But it was more about when I saw the reaction to it. You know what I mean?

Like the procession down the street and all that shit. It's like, oh, this guy, I guess, was important, at least in his community, in his world. Yeah. Well, he really put, it was kind of funny because he really put West Coast shit back on the map. A lot of people, if you think about it 10 years ago, people weren't thinking about West Coast shit. At all, yeah. So he put West Coast shit on the map, and then other people kind of came in front of him, like Odd Future Wolfgang, all the Kendrick Lamar's people, all of that. All these other cats kind of like—

Followed his lead, yeah. Yeah, followed and surpassed him. Right. And the whole time he was still cater like still catering to his his niche fans having that grow slowly and he finally released an album you know like this first album like it's kind of crazy right and he had been in the game for so long just hustling so it i respect the motherfuckers hustle because i know fucking how hard it is to to sell things i mean you're one of the hustlers, bro.

You've been doing it for a long time now, too. What do you got working right now? I'm actually I'm I'm I'm trying to raise money. I'm going around talking to cats. I. I wanted to turn. I wanted to turn Hyena into a television series. The cartoon shit you showed me was awesome.

So that's what I'm going to do. I'm basically going to do the, so basically it's going to be me reading the stories and then having them be animated. And it came to me, my homeboy was talking to me about Hollywood and how crazy it is right now. Like if you fit a certain demographic,

if they can check a few boxes off, like a, you know, fucking lesbian, migrant, fucking, you know, like if they can check a few of those boxes off, like they're literally throwing jobs at you. And my homeboy was telling me an anecdotal story about this, but I've witnessed it firsthand. I've been on the short side of this. I was like, no one's ever going to pick up this goddamn thing.

And then I was like, all right, man, I'm going to have to get it made myself. What am I going to do? So I just came to the conclusion that I'm going to have to get it made myself. What am I going to do? So I just came to the conclusion that I'm going to have to raise about, I don't know, 300 grand and fucking. That's a steep number, bro. I know. Well, and then charge 20 bucks a motherfucking pop, slaying that shit back, motherfucking, you know.

What do I got to sell, 15,000 to get that shit back motherfucker you know what i gotta sell 15 000 to get that shit back i mean hyena and and uh hummingbird were if you haven't read those and even if you're not a book reader book type go pick that up because one of the easiest funniest most intriguing reads you'll you'll you'll ever read you won't put it down and you know like the like the game of thrones shit you put it into a tv show format where people can just easily can uh digest it that's why but look that's why i'm like doing it i'm gonna do it the way i'm gonna do it because i there's no way there's the shit i'm doing in there there's no way it can be made with real people like there's no bro that you realize what you just said is like i my life was so ridiculous that it can't be real people that are doing it. Yeah. You're not a real person.

Yeah. It can't, yeah, it can't be like it will, it will never touch the airwaves. Right. So I was like, all right, man, we got to animate it. And yeah, it's funny. You can kind of, it's like a workaround where all of a sudden it's like, oh, this is a wacky cartoon. Well, I did this shit for real, but yeah, it's a wacky cartoon.

Yeah, exactly. Like, and so, and then I'm going to be, and this way I can just do actual chapter for chapter. I'll just, I'll run it exactly like the book. And you can watch it all the way through or watch a couple and come back to it. So that's what, to me, like getting a project made, a four hour project made for 300 grand ain't bad to me. Like most of this shit is, you know, millions.

Yeah. So that's what I'm, that's what I'm working on. I'm going around talking to people, talking, talking. That's what, that's the gift you got,

man. I don't, I don't doubt. I don't doubt you. I feel like you can convince people. I got, and I got some new fucking weed line, uh,

called hyena in Michigan. So I'm smart. I'll, I'll get your money or i'll make it with some drug money your pick one or the other right i've gotten this far you get in on the gambling wave you get in on the fucking cannabis wave i think you're good yeah it's bro man it's crazy man he's kind of you like pick out your own your own or you just like here's the name you can say whatever you want i don't even smoke weed man really Bro, I don't even smoke weed, man.

Really? Hell no, I don't even smoke weed. Just everything else? But that was my shit. And they were like, you don't even smoke weed. I was like, yeah, bitch, but I do drugs and I do really good drugs. Like if I give you some Coke, it's not random. No one did a track meet on my fucking shit.

Yeah, but the problem is you can't sell fucking, you know, hyena branded ketamine in the stores. Exactly. Yeah, I can't. Not yet. I don't know. Maybe one day. I can't do hyena GHB or no shit like that. My GHB is better than the fucking pharmaceutical shit.

That shit will have you fucked up. You a wild dude, you. I'm telling you, man. So that's kind of my little clap back on like these fucking like weed purists. It's like, yeah, but like, I ain't going to put my name on no bullshit. Like my shit is fucking fire. My shit is fire. But you can only get it in Michigan.

And it keeps selling out, which is good. Why can't you go, is it just like a state law thing or it's just not? Yeah, we got to work on the licensing. You know, it's like since it's feder thing or it's just not. Yeah. We got to work on the licensing. You know, it's like since it, since federally it's still illegal. You can't like cross, you can't cross state lines with that shit. So it's just Michigan.

Well, keep that up, bro. Cause you bring that coast to coast and I don't think you'll be asking anybody for money too. Yep. All right, man.

We appreciate it. As always, make sure you go check out Jude on shade four and five podcast. Check out the books, the animation. There's onemorejude.com. You can actually, like, listen to – you can watch the animation. You can listen to the fucking – you can listen to clips from the book just to get an idea. Good.

Onemorejude.com. Go check it out. Thank you, bro. All right. Shout out to Jude. Let's just, like, talk to Jude one-on-one? I feel like that's kind of nerve-wracking. You know what?

It was good because I didn't have your dumb ass bothering me. That makes sense. No, I was actually happy to talk to him individually because of the action Bronson shit where it was like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did he have to say about that? Sorry. He said that he would have asked that question earlier

in his career and he would not ask it now but not out of like he didn't think I did anything wrong he's just like I don't want that smoke anymore but see this is the thing too people are misunderstanding that you really did not think that action was going to have as much of a problem with it because he was like I like having interviews

where we don't fight that's why I thought he did not understand that you didn't want to fight at all so jude has uh he mentioned floyd mayweather and him like went at it on the radio and uh also chet hanks tom hanks's son he like had two like famous like shouting matches as a rapper yeah it came from all that shit and so he had like shouting matches with them and he was like i don't want that anymore like he's like those are the interviews people cite as like this is my shit but i don't want that and so he was saying uh he would not have asked that question because he wouldn't he didn't want to risk like fighting on the air or whatever but again i wasn't i didn't think i was risking i just think it was gonna happen and then uh then you know then we

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go to buyrnr.com. Now it's time to talk to my girl Snooki. And, you know, Snook is the superstar. She is the one. But her co-host, Joey, on their new podcast, he's like the makeup artist for all the reality TV stars. He is truly one of the just the most inherently funny people I've ever come across. He looks it. He's like this gigantic big bear. He's got the voice, the outfits, the persona. His answer to the Internet was hilarious. And this conversation we had with those two.

I feel like Snook's one of the most genuine conversations I've ever had. I agree with that. The way she was just like, yeah, it was like, I mean, I got punched in the face that one time. Like she was offering up everything I wanted to talk about. It was great. So let's talk to Snooki and her boy Joey. And we'll catch you guys next week. I mean, this should almost count as like two episodes.

We shouldn't even have to do anything next week. Also, real quick, shout out Mohamed Salah. Sure. We got Salah. Oh, my name on it. Good to go. All right, it's KFC Radio. Another Jersey Shore cast member is in here.

We just had Vinny and Paulie in. Now we got Nicole Snooki is here with her podcast co-host, Joey. Hi, what's up, guys? Hello. What's up, Snook? What's up, lady? How are you? Fantastic.

How are you? You look great. I'm a whale. No, you're not. You really, you got like the little basketball pregnancy going. I'm eight months pregnant and I'm very uncomfortable. How is doing this super pregnant? Doing what?

Like just like press? All of this? I did it with the other kids. This kid, I don't know if it's because it's my third, but it's on my organs. Maybe because my body's older. Also, we don't know who the father is at this time. Oh, fuck off.

He's such an asshole. What's the connection here? Welcome to our podcast. How do you know Joey? We used to sleep together. I met her on a job we used to sleep together yeah and I met her on a job and we were 7 in the morning

she came in smelling like alcohol still hungover and she's like do you want to do shots of vodka right now yeah it was like season 2 of Jersey Shore

so I was I was still wild so it was 7am so we started ripping shots at 7am and I was working oh matchmaking

yeah so then we just hit the ground running so you got fired and she saved you no I didn't get fired I never got fired but we still we kept drinking no listen you're on the Jersey Shore cast Oh, matchmaking. and moon, man. See? No? Let's go. Told you. So what's the podcast? Tell me about it. So our podcast is called

It's Happening with Sookie and Joey. We had a podcast for a total of five years, but we changed shows and we changed companies. Yeah, we left Podcast One. How'd you get fired?

We didn't give us a mutual decision, I think. Oh, yeah. We just weren't feeling it. No. So we went to Audioboom and we've had this for a couple years now, and I feel like podcasts are taking it to the road now and doing live shows.

We've been wanting to do this for, like, a year now. So we decided to go big or go home. Yeah, I'm nervous, to be honest. And do it at the Red Bank Theater. Have you ever gone to a live podcast? We've done a couple. You've done them? Yeah, and I'm just saying, like, this is our bread and butter,

and, like, Snooki doesn't fail at things. So, your guy's a competition. Well, we're excited. I'm a little nervous. Snooki's taking over the podcast game. We're in trouble. Well, when we did Premiere we were number two on iTunes. That was fun. I cried, remember? Yeah, he cried

and made a speech. I get drunk and I make speeches. You should get you drunk now and see what happens. Well, you're already making waves. It's not safe here with all these loose bachelors around. Apparently.

He's going to grab... When he gets drunk, he grabs people's beaches. I get in trouble all the time. I'm too busy to yell at me. Beaches. I grab the cameraman's dicks when I'm wasted when we're filming

and I always get yelled at by HR. Yeah, so he's very inappropriate. To say that you guys have made waves on my hands. Huge understatement because you came in apparently you rode the elevator with Dave. You said you wanted to jerk him off or something? No, I said I'd jerk off to him.

He told him that I'd jerk off to him and his pizza reviews, which I do sometimes. No, you don't. He loves pizza. More about the pizza. Just to be clear. Take that power. Dave, he's like Thanos with the Infinity Stones.

You can only give him so many. Yeah, you give him that. If you start telling him you're jerking off to Dave, he's he's like he's like Thanos with the infinity stones you can only give him so many yeah you give him that and if you start telling him you're jerking off to Dave he's gonna that's it I remember he did one in Mosquito

and I like I rewound it a couple times you're a sick fuck you are a sick fuck and then you said you want to give everyone a massage here without your hands

he wants to work here yeah let's let's go with that you don't want to work here well I don't want to like actually have a real I don't want to actually have a real job. I just want pleasure in the man. You're supposed to be around the boys, yeah. So you guys are first.

I could probably set up a glory hole in here somewhere. All these black curtains. Oh my God. I was actually asked recently if I've ever seen a glory hole in real life. Have you? Have you? I have not. Joey has.

I've been on the other end of a many times, though. Like you took it? No. Have you engaged in a glory hole? Yeah, well, they have those video booths. It's like 25 cent jerk-off booths that has the hole next to it, so you watch the video and you stick your dick in the slot next to you.

It's all the gays do it. I was going to say, glory holes is a gay thing. Well, it is, and we're like married men from New Jersey that don't blow them. But you're going to see that more in gay bars and clubs and straight ones, right? I've never seen it. I've pulled over on the highway at some seedy porn stops

yeah just do it just do it check it out in Florida which side were you on oh wow yeah

you'd think you were sucking no I never would do that I'm not a stranger like that oh so you put your pee pee in the hole no I didn't do any of it I just kind of peaked I think

I don't remember oh yeah you gotta be pretty fucking wild to be on either side of that you never know what you're gonna get you can get bit exactly

to put your dick into the unknown you gotta protect your dick never know what you're going to get. You can get bit. Exactly. You don't know what's on the other side. To put your dick into the unknown, you got to protect your dick. You can get it chopped off. Someone could just chop it right off. You can never get it back. There could be a fucking wolf on the other side of that door. Yeah, I wouldn't do that if I had a pee-pee. Or a hungry, hungry hippo.

Yeah. I'm trying to run out, girl. Sick. What you're going to get? Why are we disgusting? Because it sells. Because it works. Yeah. It's so much easier to just be real

and be disgusting, no? Yeah, that's my brand. That's why I like you, Nicole. Because it's like, so many people worry and put out, yeah, they're conscious of these things. It's like, just let it fucking fly. Are you often conscious of your brand or are you just like, fuck it, I'm just going to do whatever I want?

Both. I mean, now that I, fuck, I'm just going to do whatever I want? Both. I mean, now that I have kids, I worry about my kids and like what they think of me as a mom. Like before I had the kids, like that was me being me before being a mommy. But now that I am a mom, I kind of second guess myself with my brand and my decisions. Right. Because I want them to be proud. It can be different throughout time. It can still be true.

You can still be you now. It's just different you were, what was it, 10 years ago? Yeah, 10 years ago. Crazy. It's crazy. I know. It doesn't seem like you age a day. I feel like you look the same. I mean, I'm getting Botox and shit.

It takes a lot of work. No, I'm aging great, I feel. It's that Chilena skin. Yeah. She's not from here. Did you learn Spanish yet? No. You would think that I would naturally know know Spanish and I failed it three times.

But you were, how long were you in Chile for? I was adopted at six months. Yeah. Six months is really not enough time to learn Spanish. You're being too hard on yourself. No, but you think it would be in my blood that I would know how to speak. I don't think it works that way. It doesn't work that way.

All right, good. I feel better then. I was like really shaming my culture. If you grew up with wolves, you just speak wolf. You just bark all the time. Exactly. Have you done, has there been anything that you've been like, nah, I'm not going to do that because I'm a mom now?

Or is it more just like, I'm not going to get like blacked out all the time and be silly on camera and shit like that? Well, I mean, I still do that. Even though I say I'm not going to do it. It happens. She tells her kids that she's an actress. I tell my kids I'm an actress and that's not really mommy.

And I say Snooki's like this fake person. That's what being a parent is, right? Oh, absolutely. Every parent is lying. You, me, we just happen to do it on camera where it's harder to lie. Everyone in the world is lying all the time. I think the number one job as a parent, and I'm not a parent, is just convincing your kids you know what you're doing.

No one knows what the fuck they're doing. Do you guys have kids? I do. I do not. I got little ones, so they don't know anything yet. But three, one and a half. Oh, yeah. Like, it's still, how old are yours?

Six and four. So they're getting there where they can kind of, like, understand a little more. Yeah, my son, definitely. Yeah. My son's like my husband. But you know what? Like, you want your kids to be proud of you? Exactly.

You're fucking rich, Snooki. I'd be proud of my mom if she was killing it. I mean, I want more. Yeah. I can get more. That's why they're going to be proud of you. Yeah. She just bought a Rolex with diamonds on it. Yeah. I can get more. That's why they're going to be proud of you. Yeah. She just bought a Rolex with diamonds on it.

Yeah. I treated myself. She treated herself. What did you treat yourself for? She's a rapper. You're a rapper? No. Well, I'll tell you what.

I was reading your Wikipedia. It says you're a wrestler. Oh, I did WrestleMania. I killed it. I really want to go back. When did you do it? I forget what year. You looked like a beast

in that. Oh, I was so fucking fat. Disgusting. But I killed it. I did it back hamstring. Yeah. Oh, God. Just Google Snooki WrestleMania. She's like jumping off of, what is it called? It was before the kids. I was really fat. She had a white headband on and a brunette mafia t-shirt. I don't care. I killed it and I won over

the universe and I really would love to go back. I mean, you are very hard to dislike, I find. She has a trophy in her office. She has a WrestleMania trophy in her office. And a plaque with a rope on it. I have a Slammy Award. Who has a Slammy Award? I do. What do you do in the office?

My office? Yeah. So I run my store in Madison, New Jersey. So I'm always there just checking inventory, making sure everything's good, ordering stock. You don't want someone to do that for you? I like doing it myself because no one does it the way I do. Respect that.

I'm very picky. Answering emails, scheduling meetings. I actually do work. Dude, she did two backflips and crushed someone in the corner. I used to do gymnastics. Yeah. I have seen this. That's a lot.

A lot of times when celebrities do an appearance, it's like you throw one punch or whatever. No, I was actually doing stunts. You did the fucking real deal. To the point where they were like, are you sure you're comfortable with this? I'm like, yeah. Are you wasted? Bitch, I'm from the Jersey Shore.

We did this on the weekend for fun. Exactly. So that was one of the best experiences I've ever done. WrestleMania. Now, have you ever... We had Vinny and Paulie being here earlier this week, I think. And we were kind of talking with Vinny about how he being here earlier this week, I think. Yeah. And we were kind of talking with Vinny about how he went through a phase where he tried

to distance himself from Jersey Shore. Did you ever go through something like that where you kind of resented? I feel like everyone does that. Like Eminem. When Vinny was trying to be a real comedian and actor. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm like, calm down.

I'm a bigger artist and I can do more than this. Did you ever be like, I don't know. That was me. Yeah. I always loved it. I feel like Vinny was really trying to be an actor. No. He you ever be like, I don't know. That was me. Yeah, I always loved it. I feel like Vinny was really trying to be an actor. He wanted to be like Ben Stiller.

Yeah, he was doing improv. That's what he was doing. Yeah, he was like, oh, I'm bigger than Jersey Shore now. I'm like, calm down. Yeah, the first couple times you came in here, you definitely was a little

on guard about it. Yeah, I'm like, calm down. And now you're on a shot at love and it's not even real. Double shot at love. Thank you very much. Exactly. And you're on it too, though.

They're falling in love, okay? They're finding their soulmates. Did you see the girls? None of them are it. They are not the ones. Rough looking. They are not the ones. Be nice.

I said the one was pretty. The one in the blue dress is pretty. I met them. They're really nice girls. I'm going to be on an episode. But they're not. Are you helping like. They're not the girls for them.

Pick a girl for the guys? No, I just wanted to like see how they were and kind of like approve like sisterly approve and i asked them all the the crazy questions like how many guys have you slept with let me see you put a condom on a banana you know like you want to make sure that you know how to use rubbies yeah i don't want them getting a disease so i was just asking all like the little condoms still? With Plan B around? Oh. The answer's no. Yeah, I was going to say. I don't think you're wrong. Only Roman.

Only Roman condoms is what I use. What's a Roman condom? Roman, it's an advertiser. Oh, okay. No, their big thing is, not condoms, they have these little swipes that have like a numbing agent on it. Ew. So you don't just-

You just like wipe your dick and you kind of desensitize it just a little bit. They never tried to advertise on our podcast. You should get down with that. It seems like a good fit. We do tampons on ours. Oh, yeah? Organic tampons. Cotton tampons. And now sex lubricant.

Yeah. Oh, so then you're one step away from these dicks. They don't desensitize. They just clean up your snurby after you get jizzed in. You guys say so many words I've never heard of. Snurby. Snurby, that's what you call it. Snurby vagina.

What was the, when you were asking the ladies questions, what was the highest number? Oh, they all lied. They were like a four, seven. Four. Well, you got to treat it like a doctor. So times that by like three. When my doctor asked me, like, how many drinks do you have per week? And I'm like, I don't know, like seven, ten.

He's like, yeah, I know you're lying, so I'll triple that. Yeah, exactly. You got to do that with the ladies. Yeah, they weren't going to tell the truth, especially on TV. Are you kidding? They all lied. Their stepdads would cut them off if they found out. Oh, my God.

Sexually and financially. The worst. Trash. I can't. You have a funny head, dude, man. Well, when you're blessed with this body, you have to have something going for you. What I have to deal with every day. I got bitch tits and a gut.

Come at me, bro. You have great tits and a gut. Come at me, bro. You have great tits. So you, Snook, you've been a part of like some of the most memorable, viral reality TV show moments like ever,

really. Right? Getting punched in the face. Yeah, I mean, that was a great time. That was like a great time. I'm honestly,

I'm thankful that happened because that's what put our show on the map. And that's what kind of even... What the fuck is this shit? Even reality TV in general,

we've been dating Bachelor stuff and Survivor stuff, but that was one of the... I can't remember. It was shocking. There was some violent shit going on. The way they hyped that all up was... I don't know. Were you uncomfortable with any of that at all? Or were you like, fuck it, let's roll. In the beginning, it was still so fresh

that I was like, I don't know if I'm ready to see that because it was traumatizing for a little bit. I'm sure. Yeah, now I'm like, woo, I took it like a man. You did. What did you say? Did I lose my tooth? Yeah, I was just worried about my tooth.

Whatever happened to that guy? So I guess he got locked up, obviously. He lost his job because he was a gym teacher, like teaching kids. And now he's in elementary school. That makes sense. Yeah, so they fired him, and then his dad did an article like five years ago blaming me for ruining his son's life

because I asked him to punch me in the face, and he ended up having to enroll in the military because he couldn't get a job. Jeez. I mean, let the lesson be don't fucking punch random people, especially girls in the face. That's some old school

English shit. Like, oh, you want to be a criminal? Australia. Yes, send you out. You're gone. Exile. But he was so wasted, I don't think he realized I was a girl. He didn't even look at me. He just punched. But... At some point, that's kind of like a badge of honor where you're like, I talk so much

shit, people think I'm a guy. Yeah. Well, I was defending my roomies because I kept ordering shots that we would pay for. He kept taking my shots that I was ordering. You don't steal Snooki's alcohol. So I let him have two shots and then I'm like, alright.

Then I called him an ugly fuck. Or go-go juice. Called him an ugly fuck and then he just swung? Yeah, you ugly fuck fuck stop taking my shots and he just I mean that's crazy to throw a punch yeah

someone told me that like yeah got a nail on the head there if you're stealing someone's shots there's just certain things there's certain codes you can't break

that was a good time though but it really did it's a nice memory put it on the map I remember how bad oh sorry I was gonna say

how bad does it suck like not drinking like being pregnant is being pregnant Is being pregnant The worst thing in the world I think it's worse for him Because he's so fucking bored I always think about that

Where I'm like I don't understand How every person Doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome I know Who stops drinking For nine months I know

Especially like When our parents Come on You do a little vino No I have like a Sip of wine here and there Because I know it's not bad I can see like doing

Fuel and shit But I don't I don't have the urge To do that Because I'm like a sip of wine here and there because I know it's not bad. I can see like doing tequila and shit. But I don't have the urge to do that because I'm such a good mom to my kids that I would never like put that in jeopardy. To like go crazy. But yeah, it's a bitch. I cannot wait to have drinks. I avoid going out because I'm socially

awkward unless I drink. Like I don't like people unless I'm drunk. Absolutely. Like going to a wedding and then I can't drink. Like, I don't like people unless I'm drunk. Absolutely. There's nothing worse than being around drunk people Like, going to a wedding and then I can't drink. I'd rather kill myself. I would rather absolutely be dead

than be sober at a wedding where people are like, come on, dance. And everyone's drunk except you. And I imagine drunk people touch your stomach more, which is a horrible thing.

Yeah, so I just avoid going out at all costs. I know it. Yeah. So we haven't really hung out. So I'm going to, you know,

at the hospital maybe the day after I'll give you a day to rest. Yeah, and then we're raging. Yeah. I can't wait to drive out What does raging mean nowadays? Like same thing?

Same Jersey Shore type deal? No, because then I'll be hung over for two. I'll be hung over for like two weeks. The hangover's real. Yeah. But we definitely like bar hopping still.

I traded vodka seltzers for wine now, so I love my red wine. It's a little classy. Start early, so we're at least home by midnight. That's the thing to me. It's the late night shit. People are out to... We're going out tonight. We're going to the club.

Let's go at midnight. I'm in bed for an hour. I want to be out at the house by 7 o'clock. I going to go to the club. Let's go at midnight. I'm going to beg for an hour. Yeah, midnight. I know. Let's get the fuck out of here. Out at the house by 7 o'clock. Yeah, I want to be at the bar at 7. Yeah, happy hour, and then I'm done. Exactly.

You know, give me a little day drinking. We're already getting to it right now. It's Friday. Yeah, Joey's in a bitch drunk. We had two glasses of wine during when we were doing radio. Yeah, we started drinking at work. You guys loosened up a little bit? A little bit here and there.

No, it's nice. We do that for our podcast when I'm not pregnant. We drink a bottle of wine and just talk shit. Yeah, that's what it's like. And then we end up bar hopping until like 3 in the morning. Yeah, and lying to the husband. Yeah. Gianni hates it.

We're in traffic. We're in traffic. I mean, he's been through it all, right? I mean, you met him while filming, right? Mm-hmm. And so he's just, he's a pretty normal dude? He's so normal. Yeah.

And he's so like conservative and traditional and he hates all this. Does he? Which is great. How does he do that? Because it is, I mean, it's part of you. He hides. It's ingrained in you. Well, he supports me, but he wants nothing to do with it.

He's like, I don't want to be on your stupid show. I don't want to do all this shit. That's a good balance. If you have the support, but someone who's not like meddling in it or wants to be a part of it, like you can do your own thing, but it's not causing any drama between you two. It's perfect. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he has his own thing,

and he likes to be behind the scenes, and he likes to be private, and that's why I love him so much. Yeah, that's the perfect goal right there. Private, but also you don't hate me for what I do. Yeah. It's funny because Jersey Shore

kind of had this connotation of being wild and partying and crazy, and you have the most healthy fucking relationship and life and family out of so many people. Don't jinx me. You never know what's going to happen. You said they were partying and wild.

You guys were the Eminem of television. You had political people speaking out against you. Yeah, that was wild. Chris Christie? I think it was Christie. I think it was the politicians who were like, this isn't... Obama said her name three times in public.

Yeah, with the tanning bill. Obama did, yeah. That's great. Obama said Snooki. That was awesome. I feel like I should know this, but where did Snooki come from? Do you remember the movie Save the Last Dance? Uh-huh.

Of course. Fucking classic. Yeah, in high school there well there was a dj called snooki he was called the coochie crook and stole that pussy no so i was like the first girl out of our friends to make out with a guy so my my girlfriend was like oh you're the coochie crook now and she didn't even know what it made it didn't even make sense but she's the only girl ever that called me snooki the only person so what it went from coochie Crook now. And she didn't even know what it made. It didn't even make sense. She's the only girl ever that called me Snooki. The only person.

So what? It went from Coochie Crook to just Snooki? She just called me Snook. And then when I went to go fill out the application for Jersey Shore, they wanted everyone to kind of have a nickname. So I was like, oh, well, my one friend called me Snooki. Oh, wow. So it really wasn't even a thing.

It wasn't a fucking thing. And now. So I could have put anything. What about the wasn't even a thing. It wasn't a fucking thing. Oh, shit. So I could have put anything. What about the other nicknames then? I could have put fucking anything. What about JWoww, Sammy Sweetheart, all that? Were those things or those were kind of made up too? No, JWoww was a thing because she used to not wear clothing.

And any time she went to a club and she would walk by, people would call her JWoww because, whoa, those tits. So JWoww was a thing. And Sammy Sweetheart, I think she I feel like she made that up. Because she's on the paper. Situation? Oh yeah, he made up he said his abs are the situation.

I mean he made it up but he leaned into it. He ran with that one. Oh, he killed it. I mean a lot of you guys did. We were just talking to Pauly being like, you know a lot of people I'm sure hate on the other things you guys did after the show but there's a lot of people who have'm sure, hate on the other things you guys did after the show, but there's a lot of people who have reality TV shows and then they fizzle out and they don't do anything. And like, a lot of you

guys have capitalized on it in a major way. Music and books, podcasts, whatever it may be. That's amazing. And honestly, it's because of the fans. Our fans are awesome. They just roll with the punches with us, literally. Well, they don't want the party to end either. It's like, you know. Yeah, and I feel like our fans are growing with us, but we're also keeping them young when they still see us being able to still enjoy life.

Yeah, when I saw you guys party, I was like, oh, shit, I'm lame. Oh, yeah, we went hard. You didn't even see half the shit because it wasn't appropriate. Does not surprise me. Yeah. So what's the name of the podcast again? Tell them where to get it. It's happening with Snooki and Joey, and you can find it anywhere podcasts are available.

But this- Our live show. Yeah, our live show is April 24th at the Count Basie Theater in Red Bank, New Jersey at 8 p.m. You can go to Ticketmaster for tickets. Awesome. And- This is his first plug. Yeah, you're doing a hell of a job.

Thanks, guys. Go, Joey! You are a natural, babe. Thank you. And we're going to have merch. We're going to be doing fan pictures. Nicole's going to do a live water birth on stage. Please don't say that.

I will die. Yeah. I can just see it happening. Ugh. I'll kill you. Take a picture with the umbilical cord after the show. I hate him. That shit, when they ask you if you want to clip it, you're like, do you want to clip it?

I was like, absolutely fucking not. Yeah. I'm not doing that. You're an actor, right? You do it. Yeah, you do that. I'm not screwing that up. That's gross.

Nasty down there. Before we let you go, Mike is in prison, obviously. Is he? I didn't know. He, yesterday, I think, or two days ago, came out that he's best friends with

Billy McFarlane in jail. So I don't even know where that came from, but obviously, we talked to him. They're in the same space. They're in the same unit. And Spooky Ghost, right?

Who's that guy? What is that? Spooky Ghost is the guy who hacked all the nudes. Remember when there was that big celebrity nude? Fappening, yeah. I didn't see any nudes. Jennifer Lawrence had semen all over her. I swear I didn't. Is it still up?

They cracked down on it pretty fast because there was a lot of stuff. And then also Michael Cohen's going there too. Same place. Oh, really? Yes. Trump's lawyer's going there. It's literally like a party in there.

It's like the cool place to go. I want to go. We should go. For sure. Don't pay your taxes. He hasn't told you anything about him being friends with Billy McFarlane. He hasn't mentioned that.

Did I do that? No, no, you're fine. It's just headphones. Oh. Do I have to wear them? You're not. Not really. Oh.

You're cool with them. No. Do I have to wear them? You're not? Not really. Oh. You're cooler with them. Well, no. So I texted Lauren, who is Mike's wife, and I was like, are they really best friends? She was like, no, they're in the same place. The press is just annoying. That's just how it starts. Yeah. So I think, like, you know, they talk, but I don't think they're best friends.

But they have a lot in common. They're both, you know, like, kind of same age. They kind of ran in the same crowd, I think. I would imagine if they meet young entrepreneurs that probably wouldn't be the first time they've met if I had to guess. I feel like he's trying to propose something to Mike.

Like, yo, when we get out, we could do this. He's proposing Fyre Fest because Mike hasn't seen the documentary yet. I know. I'm worried that Mike probably doesn't know. Mike's all excited about it. I'm going to Mike probably doesn't know. So he's probably going to come out. Mike's all excited about it. He's going to be like, Nicole, I met this businessman. I'm going to make millions.

We got Ja Rule. We got Pablo Escobar's island. Can you imagine? He's like, yo, let's go be lit. DJ's coming. When I get out of here, I'm going to make so much money.

You're going to have to break the news to him. Here's the thing, Setch. Like, listen. You've got Magnetist parties. Like, look, it's like a Bank of America with a red card.

Oh, my God card that's a reality show right there situation's gonna come out with a bunch of business ideas can you imagine putting their

heads together they'll both be right back in there they really will be well uh good luck with the live show and the podcast

thank you can you buy tickets sure thank you well that was fun that's so