KFC Radio - Someone Cut Off Feits' Finger Tip Ft. Jay Pharoah

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I fucking love this kid. That was fucking hilarious. I love it. That was the funnieststool Sports Network. Live in the new studio. I am uncomfortable and I'm still figuring out the new studio.

We are uncomfortable? Yeah. How come? Because I realized in watching back myself that like forever I was just like a chest up. Yeah. And people, you know, of course, have seen me in videos and walking around the office and stuff. But a lot of fucking people out there either for One Minute Man or this have only seen like here up. Now they see your body and they see the way you sit and even like we used to sit like really sideways now

you're seeing like our whole face and i don't know what to do with my hands i i didn't notice i'm also very worried about my junk because you know if you're wearing like tight pants and you sit normal usually like your dick's fucking out that normal felt a little pointed no what do you mean you were saying I sit abnormal. No, no, no. I mean like if you're conscious of it, you can – but if you just like sit down and sit, usually you have the moose knuckle. So all of it I'm just kind of – if you've noticed in the last few episodes, I'm very just like – so I'm just going to – I saw –

I can just punch him. We'll be OK for now. I think spring and summer might be tough on us. And there's a lot of T-shirts and things. So we need to keep this shit cold. No. You know the air conditioner pumps more in here. I know.

I'm going to buy you a thing, a space heater. You can use it for an hour a week. I'm going to get you a space heater. Oh, it was on the show. I was part of it. Yeah, no, I'm not doing – like, dude, T-shirts sitting? Oof. We have opened up Pandora's box.

Oh, yeah. We had a good thing going with the high table. And even the – I could wear shorts. We talked about how this opens up. And like – because I could wear shorts and I wouldn't be a pervert. We talked about how this opens up. And like, because I was like,

I like to stand up. I'm not going to be able to just stand up. Yeah, yeah. We used to have a desk up to here. If I was just standing to do the show, it would be ridiculous.

That would look preposterous. Yeah. You know what we need is a table. I press a pedal and the table comes up. Maybe if it was triangular in shape.

Yeah, maybe. Fuck this new place We still have a Marty Garbage anyway It is one of those things Where it is nice that it's so similar Like my defense For we didn't seal it would be It's like when I plagiarize Papers I at least change some things

This is just exactly the, the defense for it. This is just exactly the same. The defense for it, though, is we started it like a goddamn year ago. And, you know, it takes a long time to get some things done at Farstool. So much so that an entire podcast was created and exploded and became a hit in basically the amount of time we've been trying to get a new studio. So, but yeah, shout out to Foley and Kippy and Antoni and The Basement.

And ironically, they switched their studio and I think they look more like our old one. Really? They have like white, they have light color walls. I think we, I think they were like, let's get out of the dungeon basically, we got new money. What do you think about if we just like we did more blank walls? like, let's get out of the dingy basically. We got new money. What do you think about if we just like – we did more blank walls? Yo, what's funny –

Let's change this. I think about how many people out there, like other talent, let's say like really famous people people like if this studio wasn't good or it didn't come out like nice or right or whatever would be like do it over you know like the assholes out there who are just like no it didn't come out good and there are people who are like okay like they didn't like it redo it you know what i mean yeah and we're gonna be nice to be a person like that i know be pretty beneficial i don't think i could no i don't i really don't think i could you're i think i think you either are. Be beneficial. I don't think I could. No. I really don't think I could. I think you either are or you aren't.

I don't think it has to do with the money or the fame or anything. Yeah. You're either the type of person to be like, or not. Anyway, we got Jay Farrell on the show today who is the exact opposite of that type of guy. Very cool cat. So he's on the show. We got to do some voicemails and all that first we got some one minute man topics and I have a spectacular

am I the asshole one of my favorite of all time is it viral or is it personal no well I don't know it's not personal I don't know if it's viral either it's on a Instagram page that's getting decent traction but it's not like one of those major ones I don't think if it's viral either it's on a instagram page um that's getting decent

traction but it's not like one of those major ones i don't think well here's what it is should we just dive into it or we're doing something else first oh yeah we got we got to talk about some other things first pointers up show me your pointer john pointer wait by the way what'd you call your fingers when you were a kid it's pinky, ring finger. What'd you call this? I don't think I called it anything. It's not the right finger. What? Yeah, it is.

No, it's not. It's the middle. This is not my middle finger, Jackie. I know, but that's his middle. Oh! Oh! I was about to make fun of you for being stupid. I was like, I'm just asking you a question. You're being stupid. What did I call my middle finger?

My middle finger. Did you guys? Or pegger finger maybe a little bit. Pegger finger? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. What does that mean? That sounds –

You peg someone off. That's not a thing. You peg people off? No. You flip people off. I said both. Peg people off sounds like you're putting your finger in their asshole. Are you talking about flipping a bird or fingering an asshole?

This was before pegging. This was just like, oh, that fucking guy pegged me off. No. Yes, dude. No way. Google that. Google it. No way.

I'm 100% positive it's a thing. Google the phrase, quote, pegged me off. Pegged me off. He pegged me off. This is bullshit. In 2023, it's going to be a different answer. No, put it in quotes. Pegged me off.

That is not a phrase this is what my computer science teacher told me no fucking way is peg this is i mean like it was me and my friends didn't invent it we sure we surely heard it somewhere peg uh urban dictionary let's see what we get for that. It's going to be the gay thing. It's not gay. Bro, it's not gay. You're doing it with a chicken straight. Put like peg middle finger.

I guarantee nothing comes up. It's got to be something. Nothing. This is completely made up. Actually, and even if something else comes up here, yeah, peg leech nothing. There's literally nothing. How about this motherfucker saying my pegger finger? That sounded racist. That sounded sexual.

That sounded all sorts of weird. This goddamn pegger finger. I'm like, whoa. Whoa. What did you say? Now I'm like second-guessing myself that we – You should be. You made this up.

I'm pretty sure we said like, oh, he fucking like – I mean peg me off is rolling off my tongue. I've said that before. Yeah, you have. Peg your finger maybe not as much. It just has nothing to do with your fucking flipping the bird. It has to do with things going in your asshole. Whatever, man. I'm going to cut my middle finger off now too.

Well, so this is all just to say when I was growing up, we called it tall man. Tall man? Yeah. No, I've never heard that either. You know that childhood nursery rhyme thing where you run away with it? I think it's like Frere Jacques and you go like, run away. Yeah, Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques. Where is Pinky?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think in that one it's, where is Tall Man? Where is Tall Man? Here he is. Here I am. And you always did it like this because it's not like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember the song that well.

So you could – yeah. Thumpkin. Where's Thumpkin? Thumpkin sounds like another one of those things. Maybe because I'm just thinking of Blumpkin. But it's like I gave it a Thumpkin. All new age sex stuff is named after fingers. The guy who came up with like Blumpkins and Dirty Sanchez and all that is despicable.

No one has ever actually done one of those. I guarantee they have. Well, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody did it. That wasn't like, what do you call when you get in a blowjob while you're taking a shit? Yeah, right, right. That was like, somebody was like, yo, dude, I was taking a shit and this girl started to blow me. And they're like, you got a blumpkin? You know, it's just like, it's a

chicken or the egg sort of thing. We know what it is. It's like Adam and Eve. We know what what came first we know who fucking ruined things um but yeah this was tall man i think yeah who invented blumpkin some fucking frat boy asshole um anyway the reason we're talking about all this is because i get a call last night so when we did something's burning over the summer or whenever the fuck that was i don't even know over the winter who cares it was summer in la yeah that's why i said the summer because i'm ever being in shorts um as a uh gift for coming on the show lean Leanne, Bird's wife, sent us – sent everybody a knife from like

Yukimoto or something. I think Yamikoto. Yamikoto. It's a very nice knife. Yamikoto. Yamikoto knives, which are like the sharpest steak knives or cutting knife like in the world. It got sent to our house blindly.

They didn't let us know it was coming. Sometimes when we have new advertisers, things just get sent to our houses and we're supposed to sample it. And I thought we were going to be selling these knives. So I Googled it. I was like, what the fuck is this? I Googled it. It's like a $350 knife. So nice.

And I was like, I don't know if that's really KFC Radio 5. If this is what sales have sold, i'm not sure this is gonna go i mean i think it's gonna i used it to cut oh cut my homemade uh cheese quesadilla and i put shredded cheese on and just like melted in the fucking microwave it's designed to like slice you know vegetables so thin they're like translucent you can see through them meanwhile i'm like chopping up you know likeillsbury fucking crescent rolls or whatever the fuck. It's so sharp that when I cleaned it, I folded like a sponge over it.

Cut the knife right now. Yeah. So last night I was cooking my HelloFresh and I was making, it was a fucking, what's the kind of fish it was? Tilapia. I was making tilapia, some rice and green beans. In the rice, there's going to be ginger. I don't like ginger, but i'm a sucker for following directions so i'm man's is such a pushover if it says it on a piece of paper i have to do it i follow every instruction i'm an

instruction follower i mean we need to start writing instructions for that write down things you want to happen just point me in a direction i go that way whatever like i am malleable and and the instructions say mince ginger i know full well i am not putting this ginger in the rice but it's just like part of what i do that's crazy it is crazy it is i thought you at least i thought the point was i know i don't like ginger but it calls i might have sprinkled some in i've used it i've not used i don't use ginger i don't like in fact every time because i hate even using they give you like a ginger thumb and i have to peel it and like wait why is ginger ginger's like a it's like a root root and so you have to peel like the bark off essentially peg with right

yeah and i was like it's always such a pain he the ass to peel because it's very tree-like. It's got little nubs and stuff like that. I hate peeling it, so I'm like, I'm not even fucking ever using this. But I decide I'm going to do it, whatever. I'm mincing the ginger. Before you even describe it, I just want to let the people know. I just got a phone call, totally calm. He just goes, I don't know if this even matters to you i don't

even know if you even have used it or know about it uh but the burt kreischer knife is very sharp i was just on the other end i was like oh no so i'm mincing the ginger and and i this isn't my first time using the knife i've used it a good amount and i fucking slice off tip my finger right to the point like uh a good like a chunk of a good chunk it's well to be clear just because if you're listening we're not talking like knuckle it's like the tip of your finger it's my tip but it does look like it just goes like but it's but like it's just gone i literally like so so I don't live far from a hospital. And so I was like, well, okay. So I pick up the tip of my finger off the cutting board and I put it in.

I actually had to fish through the ginger for it. Let me show – have you guys seen that picture? Okay. I'll send it because when you're thinking about Ginger and then what he sent me, it's like, yeah, it probably got lost in the sauce. So I like fish around the ginger. And it's not like – if you're listening, it's probably a smaller chunk than you're envisioning. But it's a definitive chunk of finger. So we put it on screen.

And the – so I'm thinking I'm pretty badass because I'm bleeding everywhere. Were you like – Or was it just like – Right away. You fucking cut! Yeah, I was going to say. That would have been your mother's ass for me big time. And it started bleeding profusely immediately.

Sometimes. It sprayed. Wow. Like it was on my paper towels. Now, sometimes I feel like really sharp cuts or really bad cuts are almost not as bad. They're better. It's better to have a clean, sharp cut. Right. So did it actually hurt less than like –

It was. It was. How gross is that? Oh, my God. I cleaned it a little bit. He cleaned. So, guys, let me just say this. I'll let you finish your story.

He brought that thinking that they were going to like do something with it. I didn't think they were going to do anything. He sent me a picture. That's going in the trash. It was. That's going right in the trash. No, I actually wanted to put it in the trash. Oh, we're going to put it on the show. Yeah.

All right. We'll do it again. I'm sure at some point. I mean, if you're listening, go watch the YouTube or go to KFC Radio on Twitter. You'll see the picture,

I'm sure. It's a dead piece of calloused skin. Like, you know, if you chop your finger off, you put it on ice, they can sew it back together. If you bring them

a folded up piece of dead tip they're gonna go brother that's going in the garbage you now just have a mangled finger for a little while yeah that's it i didn't think i i didn't i at no point did i think like they're gonna reattach this or anything like that but i just wanted to be like yeah this is what's gone i bet if you held it on they could have like put a stitch but once it's when did you did you present it to them no okay but if you were like here's my finger and then here's my toilet paper wad of dead skin it's paper towel so i cut it off i finish i fish through my fucking ginger i find it i facetimed my mom i was like i was like i kind of i cut my finger pretty good like you know she goes to the

hospital she doesn't let me see it and i held it up and it was literally like like a cartoon like it's square it was like she goes jesus go to the hospital you are 34 i remember being a little kid i would always do this and my kids now do it to me they get out of bed or whatever they're doing and they run to me and they say i have to throw up and i'm like go to the fucking bathroom don't come to me you called your mom to be like what do i do well she was actually she was kind of like she's like well let me see it and i said she went hmm that's pretty bad uh i'm surprised polly didn't go yeah she was like salt on it and fucking stop crying, you pussy.

So I'm like, all right, cool. So I casually get that. I put it in a thing. I fucking throw on a little jacket, put on my clogs, go walk to the hospital, call my friend, having some yucks about it. I'm like, I'm feeling pretty fucking badass. I'm wearing this. I'm not in pain. It's fucking whatever.

Yeah, I cut off some finger. Who gives a shit? And I felt more like a man than I felt in a long time. I was like, fuck. I had on a rugged Carhartt jacket and sweatpants. I'm like, yeah, a little work accident. Cut my finger off. No big deal. Happened on the job site.

And never have I been more emasculated than I was at the hospital, where they were like, they were just just like what do you want us to do I was like I don't know like is there the nurse was like the nurse was not she was very nice but she was like she's like look it's a fucking busy night here

like what do you want me to do she's like I have a guy who's overdosed on fucking cabbage patch cocaine like I have a guy who's overdosed on fucking cabbage patch cocaine. I have a woman who survived an SVU-style rape. I don't even know what that is. And I have to go through her ass. She's like, what do you want me to do with your finger? And I was like, what do you suggest I do?

She's like, suggest you throw it in the trash and get the fuck out of here. It's literally the tip of my finger it's cut off it's gone it's never coming back i was like do you think it'll grow back she's like the nail yeah probably and i was like i've cut my nail i know nails girl i know what about the fucking oh your finger no that's gone and i was like so you'll just have a lopsided finger forever yeah i was like okay. Like, what do I do? She's like, I don't know. There's a Dwayne Reed across the street.

She's like, I don't know. Go with Dwayne Reed. Get some Baxter Trayson. I was like, fucking, all right. That sounds real. All right. We'll get some Baxter Trayson. I go and get it.

It says on it, for mild cuts. It's sending his neospores. My tip is gone. What do you mean? The tip is. I'm probably making it a bigger deal than it is. Yes. You're making it lesser of a deal than this my tip of my finger is gone vitalberg vitalberg's nurse was like the fucking taxi driver from old

school what do you recommend i do but like i don't know i thought like i was like can you bandage it up for me i mean yes they could do that but no i know she didn't well that's what i do me some gauze and some fucking tape and spit at me. Get out of here! Scram! If I were to fucking fall and skin my knee, they could bandage up my knee too. Skin your knee? I cut my finger off! It's just literally what happened.

It's a more minor injury than it sounds like, but the tip of my finger ceases to be part of my body. If you were able to walk to the fucking doctor on the phone with me, clowning around about it. Full adrenaline! Your fucking old mom's in the school buses. Bro, I said I squirted blood on the wall. That's a significant injury. John's a squirter. It's like Michael Scott when he like burned

on the George Foreman grill. Bro, I took it off this morning to get in the shower. It was still bleeding. It's like Michael Scott when he burned on the George Foreman grill. Bro, I took it off this morning to get in the shower. It was still bleeding. It's like 12 hours ago. It's a bleeder. I stubbed my toe so bad. I have like a gnarly scar in between my pinky toe. I mean, it was.

You look me in the face right now when you talk about stubbed toes. My finger is missing a piece of my finger. If I could find my stubtoe, it's a worse injury than your finger. I'm telling you. Someone who shall not be named took a knife and cut off a piece of my finger.

And you come to me with stubtoes. SVU is Special Victims Unit, by the way. What? When she said SVU, sorry. Oh, no, I made that up. I know what SVU is. I work out with Chris Maloney. I didn't know that.

I looked that up. No, there was no one suffering in SVU. And she surely didn't mention it to me if you want to see something fucked up you check out the next one that was one of the dumber moments in a long time put one on the board for Paps that was great

my finger ceases to exist you're unbelievable dude that's funny fucking shit oh man okay but the i was i was walking home i was walking home from the from fucking uh duane reed and i did i i didn't need to pick me up i needed a little bit of pick me up because i was down on how fucking pussy i am but But I was walking home and this couple was walking through, these two guys. And they were arguing. And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to turn my headphones off for this.

And one guy just goes, you're just like being so annoying. And he goes, yeah, Eric, that's because I am annoying. It's like, no, that's my guy right there i started laughing out right in the middle of the street i was like yeah that's pretty good i'm in a better mood now i'll go watch the bruins lose who's worse the pussy on my toe or your tip bro that's a cut you're showing me a cut i know it's a fuck that whole thing is open bro you come to me with a cut now i think mine was worse dude the tip of my finger is gone i'll never have it i'm basically ronnie lott here i am podcasting this morning without a tip of a finger That is fucking hilarious. Okay, what do we got?

Let's get into... We'll do some One Minute Man topics. Brought to you by Brick Watches. We're all bricked up. Bricked up, kid. Bricked. Ours are over here. Let's get them. We both got the same one accidentally.

It's kind of like how we did the studio. It's just good taste. It's just good taste. We both went into same one accidentally. It's kind of like how we did the studio. It's just good taste. It's just good taste. We both went into Dave's office. So we got the email earlier this week. It said brick watches are here. Anybody who wants a brick watch or any of their friends or family or anybody on the street. No, that's not what the email said.

That's how people took it. So Dave said if you want a brick watch, everyone can take one. There's a watch fitter coming today. It does not fit right now. It was Chick-fil-A

2.0, but with $2,500 watches. Because I think there was 250 of them. I got here at 11 o'clock. There were maybe nine left. I mean, I got in earlier than that, and they were,

they went so fast. And I think there was a little third floor, you know, rummaging going on where there was just every Tom, Dick, and Harry who is celebrating their four-month anniversary at Barstool on Twitter decided that they could take these. Now, the email did say these are not

girl watches, but ladies like you, if you want to take one for the men in your life, you're welcome to. So maybe that got twisted as you can take these for other people in your life, but I'm pretty sure, much like the Chick-fil-A, a lot of people were taking one, two, maybe three watches. The audacity you have to have. You got to be a real piece of shit.

Just come down or come over, wherever these people sit. I didn't see any of it. And take multiple $2,500 watches is – It's a confidence I'd kill for. Absolutely not. It's a level of self-worth that I almost didn't get one because I feel like I don't deserve one. I honestly didn't take one.

I wasn't going to take one either until I heard that the whole world was... I was hovering. I was like, is it disrespectful to not take it? Would Dave be mad at me if I did take it? I was kind of... I mean, I'm not really a watch guy and I really don't know if I'm going to wear it i'm excited to wear this i'm going this is i'm going to once this gets fitted i'm wearing my brick watch all the time like no matter what you think it is tough we joke around about it a lot and stuff but like you're a real fucking asshole for what for taking more

of these you know if you took two if you took two brick watches i'd probably just quit now i i feel like you're gonna get found out and like quit now. I feel like you're going to get found out. And Dave is not going to be happy. And you should be fired if you don't quit. Because you're just like a bad person. Like, I can't trust you with anything. No one in this room took two brick watches, right? I was going to say.

Let's make sure we're airtight here. Jackie's over there like. That is such a bag of shit move I mean legit Legitly when it happened with the Chick-fil-a That was like a thing I'll be honest that one I took too

I for sure took two Chick-fil-a sandwiches That's what I have for lunch I took my lunch You're a fat boy You think I ordered Chick-fil-A one sandwich? Get the fuck out of here. But I mean, that was,

people were mad about that. Dave, Dave was like judging people's character based on that. But also, that was one, that was, to defend those people,

shall not be named, much like the assailant who took my finger. The, the, the, usually they order i didn't know that was like biz ordered it for like he ordered the exact number of employees that were here yeah like usually they're just like we got 500 sandwiches fuck yeah usually there's like sandwiches there on the table for a week no one i would never think twice about taking two because there's a thousand of them

yeah this one i did i was not made aware also fuck everyone who complained shut up and go get your lunch i'm wondering i'm as well there's no more chick-fil-a's for me shut your fucking mouth as i'm thinking why was that such a thing yeah i don't know was it like why why in the world like like i would never if like somebody complained to the point that it became content there was some if i went down there's like oh the lunches are gone i missed out somebody the lunches all the time that happens i'm gonna be like oh where the fuck is my lunch i have missed out i am a data engineer at barstool sports where's my lunch yeah i missed out on full you know tallergio deli spreads yeah fucking love and it's just like

well i was working the whole time we're called a ricochet shot there crew i love you i i can't i can't believe uh that was actually a really funny moment yesterday when uh we were we were having this discussion and fights was like some fucking you know shitbag engineer taking a bridge brick watch for himself and tech guy andrew goes i'm keeping mine i would never in a million years call andrew an engineer he's that he's that guy yeah but it was when i think engineer i'm thinking those dudes upstairs but it was funny knowing that that's what he calls himself so he was probably like oh fuck they are just going in on me boy they really don't care that I'm sitting here. For whatever reason, the Chick-fil-A was a big deal.

So if you're stealing watches, goodness gracious, you're a real dickhead. So brought to you by Brick Watches. Beyonce and Adidas are going separate ways their contract expired it's not like they're firing or whatever but they're just letting it go they projected you know Ivy Park is her

that's a valid question because I bet a lot of people wouldn't know that I don't know if I would have ever known this I knew it was named after her daughter so if I would have ever known this. I knew his name after her daughter. So if I had said to you, what's Beyonce's clothing line name, you'd be like, Ivy something. But you know Kanye, Yeezy, no brainer.

Ivy Park, Beyonce, they projected to make $330 million this year and they made $60. Last year they projected a quarter of a billion and they made $ last year they projected a quarter of a billion and they made 40 and so they just now they're not they only lost 10 million dollars on the whole thing it's just how much they didn't make yeah you know but she gets paid 20 million a year they lost 10 million

on this year so they probably lost 10 or 20 a year for the last two three years they probably lost like let's say like 30 million dollars not the end of the world more to the point is that it's it was just a utter failure of a collaboration that you would have thought you would have thought beyonce is bulletproof you know like she can do whatever she wants i i think she said go buy blue ivy one time one time that's that's i think it's an interesting thing for two reasons. Number one is you can't just do whatever the fuck you want when you're a celebrity. Like even Beyonce, who is – it's like Taylor and Rihanna and Beyonce are like the most powerful people on the planet. And you would think that whatever Beyonce decides to do, especially a major collaboration with a major sportswear fashion label, it would just work because it just, it does, right? And it's like, no, it doesn't.

Because if you're an athleisure wear company, a fashion line, and you are never seen wearing it, you are never promoting it, you don't do athleisure. You know, Beyonce was like a yoga mom. I'm sure it would sell. But like she does one photo shoot for it and that's it. And then says, go buy my shit because I beyonce and i was pretty happy to fucking hear that the world was like no i i but i feel like she's even on a different level where like if she was just

she didn't have to say go buy if she just was ever seen in public wearing like like connie's tmz all time he wears his shit boots and stuff like that yeah you can tell that it's just like he believes in it. Yeah. This was like somebody from Adidas made these things and said, do you like it? And she was like, yeah, green light, whatever, go. And the world like sussed that out. So A, that's important to know that like it's good to know that the mega celebrities aren't just like completely bulletproof.

They can do whatever the fuck they want. Two, I don't think the beehive is really as strong as they claim to be. That toxic-ass community? Yeah. I mean they're out here. They're spending their time like murdering people and harassing them online, but they can't go buy some fucking yoga pants. Well, yeah, beehive. And D, I genuinely took it to heart that I was like,

I've gotten over it in recent years, but a lot of my career has been overcoming being afraid of failing and fear of rejection and fear of the show's not going to go good, the video didn't get a lot of views, whatever.

If Beyonce can go out there and take a 250 million dollar loss or or miss miss her mark by 250 million dollars then you know you can start the new sketch show you were going to do or start the new company or website or whatever the fuck every regular schmuck out there is going to do yeah the regular guy who's like but what if it fails well beyonce just took a quarter of a billion dollar L. So if she can do that, you can fucking do that.

That's the Picasso. Picasso's one of the most famous painters in the world. You can maybe name one painting. He did 10,000 of them. How many can you name? Zero. He did the guitar, right? That guitar? Add in the blue. Type in Picasso, guitar, and Picasso, boy. i think it's old man playing

guitar is that one i think they say like the average person can name zero someone who likes art can name four and are great fucking art history major can name 10 he did 10 000 that's a great one i like that a lot that's a that's that's one to who did the screamer that's not him no that was uh golly no that was uh no no edward munch i wouldn't have guessed that that's a great one though in general you know all right van gogh i know starry night monet did the lily pads that's why i got i could name some i could name some Da Vinci's and some Michelangelo's. I know it's just one of those. I don't think I could name really any to be honest.

But like these motherfuckers are regarded as just like – you know what these guys were? They were prolific. They just put shit out. But they were the influencers. Yeah. They were just like TikTokers of their time. We're doing it. We're going into Cubism this year.

All right. We're wearing 90s stuff again. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I mean, like, honestly, Picasso abstract art was like Yeezy homeless people clothes. People were like, what the fuck is this? It's just a bunch of shit thrown on a canvas. You'll get it.

Yeah, it's ahead of its time. These clothes and these pictures suck that's really i that is that's a fun one that you don't know anything but you know their fucking name yeah and you just know that people said that they were the best because they just did a lot they just put it out all out there art's really a bitch man the art's dope that's what i like i like the da vinci stuff because it's like and michelangelo stuff because it's like either technically really good like the Da Vinci stuff because it's like – and Michelangelo stuff because it's like either technically really good, like the David, the statue. You can see the veins and everything, the fucking Sistine Chapel. Did you know that –

That's my favorite trend right now on Twitter where people are being like, whatever happened to art like this or architecture like this? And they're talking about like the 14 – they're talking about like the 1400s. They're talking about like the Renaissance guys? But it'll just be like, it's fun because like it's clearly just like, I saw someone mock it recently where like they included their Google search where it's like beautiful old building, ugly modern building. And it's like, yeah, you can just do that with anything.

But that's one with like, there's one with, I think it's the Madonna or it's the Virgin Mary and like her veil looks like it's flowing but it's all in marble and it's like, whatever happened to art like this?

I don't know, people are still making that shit. Yeah. I will say though, we, we, how many times have we unveiled shitty statues in the last decade?

Yeah. As a people. Yeah. I mean, we, we don't, But people are still making good ones if you Google good ones,

like they're good ones. But why are the, all, all of the major ones, the ones we hear about, shitty? Yeah. Like, how is Michelangelo sitting there? That one is crazy.

Go back up at the top. That was nuts. That's supposed to be Lucio Ball. I love Lucio. That's pretty good. That one, the Ronaldo one is obviously famous the uh you ever see the one

the Gret was it Gretzky where they did no no no no no it was Beckham where Kimmel had like a really shitty one made but it was like a joke

yeah and then like they accidentally broke it it was very funny it was almost like a punked episode where like they were unveiling it

at like was it LA Galaxy whatever their soccer team is yeah yeah yeah and it was like really it was LA Galaxy, whatever their song team is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was like really ugly and Beckham was like, it's nice. I like it a lot. It was –

I can't imagine anything worse than a statue unveiling for yourself. Oh, God. Even if it's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very funny. It's very good. I like it a lot. is i think imagine you guys smile because the artist there too like you fucking nailed it man because it's you know it's like bad terrible but it's not like so silly that you'd be like wait a minute this This is a joke.

This guy just fucked up. He really made this – this thing sucks. Oh, it was James Corden. I can't – I knew it was one of those. That's good shit. That is funny stuff. So anyway, yeah, Beyonce can lose. So can you.

The Gwyneth Paltrow case has taken the world by storm. It's like the Johnny Depp case, but without sexual assault and poop. Nice. You know? Yeah. But this is, I don't,

I have seen clips. I've heard things. I don't know what the whole case is even about. I know it's all skiing. I'm super late to the game, but that's exactly why I'm going to do a one minute man, because I think most people are in the same boat. They're like, they kind of know what's going on.

She crashed into someone on a mountain and he's suing her and i think he's suing for like several hundred thousand dollars which is obviously peanuts but i think gweneth paltrow is like get pegged motherfucker and i and i kind of respect her for that a hundred you can't sue someone because they crash into you on a mountain and that fucking happens all the time one of his testimony was like she came down the mountain she was screaming at the top of her lungs and stuff and then crashed into me it's like every single run i ever do every ski mountain that's ever happened it's also like so she gave you ample warning right you're coming down the mountain saying get out of the way and you didn't every run i do sounds like a fucking cartoon kid coming down like I'm almost surprised that when you take

take the mountain you don't like sign a waiver or whatever I think you saying like there's definitely I would imagine I just assumed that could have been suing people these days but like I assume there's like something like you ski you're on risk right and if like someone else

agreement but what's funny is the I guess i'm gonna call it the prosecutor it's not that's not the right term but the judge the attorney for the the person suing gweneth paltrow is like a die hard gweneth paltrow fan like complimenting her height and her look and asking her about taylor swift and her famous friends and like i bet you do this and i wish i could do that i i mean if that that guy's got to be sitting there like what the fuck lady what the fuck is going on here so you're watching your girlfriend laughing at the guy's jokes yeah you can give a handjob under the table but stop laughing at his jokes

fucking you dance with the one who brought you get out of here the uh did are you. Get out of here. Are you looking up New York ski codes? Is this in New York? Did one of the popular girls skiing in New York broke ass? I was going to call her an oligarch. She's fucking broke. There's no good skiing in New York? I mean, there's, what is it, Whiteface

Mountain up in Lake Placid. It's pretty solid. I'll just never get over when they say, Gwyneth Paltrow's kids, Apple and Moses. Yeah, yeah. Like how can you even take yourself seriously when you're like, 10-minute warning. Let's get ready, Apple. Get your shoes, Moses. I feel like Gwyneth is kind of the person too who would like – she's like, are you sure you want that tattoo?

It's there forever. It's like, you named your kid Apple. Apple, so shut the fuck up. I actually – I would take it as far to say that she – whether this is true or not, I think she like invented dumb kid names. I think so too. Or popular. I think Apple was the OG. I think Apple was like – Like celebrities are assholes.

People were like, we can just name them whatever. Yeah. Like just pick an object. Fucking Cushion. This is my kid. Cushion Clancy. I'm naming mine after cities. Yeah. No just picking objects. Fucking cushion. This is my kid. Cushion Clancy. I'm leaving mine after cities. Yeah.

No, I definitely agree. She popularized it at least. That was the first one I remember. I was like, wait, what? She didn't make an apple? Is that an apple? She's gorgeous. Is that an apple?

I don't know. I thought the same pending the interview. But that other one. That. But the – no, I remember I was young when she was born. I think she's 18. I'm not talking about fucking her, by the way. She's just a pretty girl.

You can say she's a pretty girl. 18. Born in London, United Kingdom, huh? Yeah, man. You got to – That's another poor-ass thing. Didn't want to pay for our healthcare. Skis in New York and birth to their NIH or NIH.

Was it National something else? No, NHA. National NHS. But her mom – their mom was shaken up during their ski testimony. That's not true because Gwyneth Paltrow is doing this to make a point because otherwise she would be like, here's like 250K. Go away. the fact that she's flying to new york or where the fuck or you know to go new york no she's it's it was in utah she's suing him for a dollar too right yeah yeah so she's doing this on purpose which is a

gangster move so i don't think she was shaken up at all no i'm a gwyneth fan i'm about i think she's funny i think selling uh candles all your pussy all no i'm a gwyneth fan i'm about i think she's funny i think selling uh candles like your pussy is funny yeah i think gwyneth and taylor have a very similar vibe of like uh they have a lot of haters who are kind of like this is just an annoying white woman yeah and that's all right that's my vibe and look at look at my fucking shirt annoying white woman is my jam yeah Yeah, you are an annoying white woman. That's just – that's not your aesthetic. It's just like what you are.

But I feel like I have – I've definitely hated Gwyneth Paltrow in the past, things about like Apple and some of the shit she said. But I could almost see myself like you live long enough to become the villain. Like anybody who can just make it this long, she's kind of like in these trenches with Goop and her internet shit where like she's on the internet enough. She's always on Comments by Celebs. So she's an active IG. Right. And so she's in the trenches. She's getting a lot of hate.

She's getting a lot of probably death threats and shit on the internet. And she's still out here like buy my vagina scented candle i kind of have come around on her yeah and then this makes me really like her suing for dollars gang shit love that um good for the terrorist right goddamn right yeah she's like i see in utah there's a new service out there that is offering you a VR experience, VR, AR experience where you get to experience death. You lay on a table,

at least what I think I saw, you like lay on a table, you have your goggles on and shit. And it gives you the visual. And I'm assuming some sort of feeling of going into cardiac arrest and having doctors like work on you. And then I guess declare you dead this is in melbourne melbourne melbourne or i don't know what i'm saying um this is like guys we're already doing

suicide pods in sweden this is old hat yeah you're late to the game yeah if this was first like all good but if you're telling me that i put on some goggles and like – and you see the doctor over you with the paddles and then it fades to black and you're like going to heaven or some shit in the sky, that sounds like I'm watching like a movie. I don't know. Whatever, bro. I'll say this. If it's painful or something or like electrocutes you or whatever, it's intense. All right. Yeah, bro.

I don't want the pain though. That's like having the sex without coming. I'm here for the end result. Right. I don't want to just be hurt and then live. If you're going to hurt me, you better kill me. That's crazy well go go back to the because maybe they describe it a little bit better um because if like what is how do they show you death like so it says it says

moving away from yourself and then floating off into the giant universe is what it feels like. By stimulating death as an experience to last a few minutes, it's a meditation, blah, blah, blah. This is pussy shit, bro. This is like, remember the video game that you play, you die in real life

where your head explodes? That was a few months ago. You put a helmet on. Oh, yes, yes. And if you die, a bomb explodes your brain that is some vr death shit this is you dropped the v on that one i think yeah that's just some real life death shit this is like you're doing you're basically doing one of those um uh those chambers those motion deprivation uh yeah yeah sensitive i Sensitive. I'm telling you, bro.

I've got Alzheimer's. Oh. I cannot remember words anymore. Bro, speaking of that, real quick. So when I went to that hospital yesterday. Yeah, just skip over my Alzheimer's declaration. That was the second time I went to the hospital. I went to the doctor.

When you're doing double dip trips to the hospital. I still had my badge. I was like, just run this one again. But the first time was a doctor's appointment because it was an acid reflux like checkup. And they had done a test where they found – I have this bacteria in my stomach called H. poly I believe it's called. Oh, great. And the doctor was like – she was like – and that causes ulcers and ulcers – she was almost talking to me like when you're quizzing your kid and you've already been over the material and like – You want the answer?

Yeah. And she's like, and ulcers cause – Tummy aches? Mild discomfort would have been my answer. Yeah. Cancer. And I was like, oh, okay. And she's like, so we got to get rid of that.

And the process is not easy. It's like surgery. She's like four pills a day for two weeks. I was like, I can't get a read on this lady. What do you mean? She's like the arrested development doctor. He's all, I can't get a read on this lady. What do you mean? She said, the arrest and development doctor. He's all right. Yes, dude.

He's all right. That's one of the best jokes of all time. That buster's going to be all right. He's got a hook on his hand. He lost his left hand. He's going to be all right. But she was like, I was like, well, could that be connected to my heartburn and things like that? Because I do take medication for it.

And she's like, what do you take? And I said Omeprazole. And she goes – This is a dementia pill. This is the dementia pill. That's why I bring this up. Yeah. And she goes, how many milligrams?

And I went – The dementia level. I went 40. And she went, how long have you been on that? And I was like, probably about six months i'd say maybe a little bit longer i'm convinced you go to a quack doctor and she just goes oh that's too long like like like right it's like is the gay doctor the one that's no no okay no uh that would be scary no i don't know it's okay to be a gay doctor john's gay dodger happens to be a quack

no my gay doctor's a fucking man doctor happens to be a quack. No, my gay doctor's a fucking man. Because he tells you what you want to hear. You're fine, bro. Go home. My blood pressure's 280 over 170. No, dude, my ENT doesn't even take insurance. That's how good that she is.

She's like, nah, insurance? I don't do that shit. I haven't done that in 25 years, bro. No, no, no, no. We take credit card. That's what you want. But yeah, she was like, that's – she was like, yeah, we're going to get you off that right away. I was like, okay.

I think my coworker has been dipping into it as well because – It's not good. I keep repeatedly leaving my keys in the door to the point where neighbors have to knock on my door to – Yeah, that makes me feel better i mean i people are telling me this is natural because they're like i go through it too but i'll just say this it's never happened like i have very very rarely not like retrieve the word i wanted in my head like never in my life If it's a word I don't know, I'll be like,

what's that thing? But if it's like, I know what I want to say and it just comes out and now it doesn't all the fucking time. Like I was, I was going to call that a motion deprivation chamber. That's just not it. And I know it's,

but that's what I mean. Everything's close. And like, watch my whole life. Close is counted. Watch the dozen tonight. The dozen is a all-time historic match and it's the only thing that gave me a little bit of faith that my brain's still working otherwise i'm telling you i've got alzheimer's and it's it's a bitch um i'm gonna

if i have that i'm gonna kill myself that's all time would not be great for what we do you're talking funny the whole time actually today i will give him to say words yeah as a podcaster it's brutal i'll give you a little bit a little spoiler because it's very funny um is that tonight or thursday night thursday night okay yeah um we did a scramble category, which is we haven't done that in a long time on The Dozen. And one of my members is dyslexic. And it like was a double negative. It was like it canceled out. It was very funny.

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the one I found on Reddit. This dude on Tik TOK brought his girlfriend to a Chris Brown concert, front row tickets. I think almost like behind the scenes backstage tickets. He brought her. You're asking for trouble okay okay with anybody that's kind of the particularly chris brown so she he brings her on stage and gives her a fucking lap dance like fucking simulates banging her and she is in her moment she's like dancing like this singing the song kind of grabs his ass a little bit like loving it and um he posted it and said you know these tickets cost like a thousand

dollars and he goes like i want my money and my girlfriend back and then his follow-up was like uh me and my girlfriend are no longer together we broke up but she still maintained she did nothing wrong i mean thoughts play the video yeah let me see the video i i don't think she did anything wrong now it's a little bit weird because like rihanna does this janet jackson does this with guys r kelly does this with overweight middle-aged women went back when he was a was not every second of it and uh it's very funny when he does it because i bet you're menstruating gross i bet you have a driver's license yuck so that i mean that that was really just. I mean that's the main part of it. But you see her like – she's more – to me she's like – that's almost good strip club etiquette. You kind of touch but you don't really.

And for the most part, she's just in her bag. Like she's in her moment. She's singing the words. She likes it. To me that was like I'm kind of enjoying this like once-in-a-lifetime moment. I'm not going to say I like it. Yeah, don't get me wrong. It would eventually end my relationship.

I wouldn't do it right there. I will bring it up every single fight for the rest of time. It would... I think this is completely fine. This is on you for freaking bringing your girl to... I wouldn't take my girlfriend backstage to see the wiggles. You're putting her

on the sea you're bringing them in front of rock stars and performing for the thousand those guys have to clean up yeah dude you know what the wiggles started fucking each other no really one of them uh got married and now i think divorced very messy emma emma and like the main guy there's a girl in the wiggles yeah oh yeah yeah they brought her in about 10 years ago now. And then I think they got divorced. I'm pretty sure they were. You said they were fucking. I thought you meant two guys.

No, no, no. I didn't know the Wiggles had a woman. I thought they were fucking hard rockers. To build bitches in. Separate buses. I'm kind of like... It's an image that would be burned in my head,

but it's not your fault. How about, does it matter that it's Chris Brown? No. You don't care that he's an abuser? No. You don't care that he beats women? No. I care about it i care about it obviously oh so you just want a known abuser to to uh he didn't if he beat simulate sex on your

girl's lap it would it i it doesn't matter who it is it could be chad kroger it could be anyone i'd be like whoa why are we throwing my man ch Kroger into the conversation when I'm talking about known abusers? I'm talking about rock stars. It could have been anybody. It's just like it's going to be in my head. I wouldn't really be thinking about other things. I'd be like, damn, that guy was really grinding up on you. Also, I said Chad Kroger because my Instagram is just filled with Nickelback.

Nickelback. I know they were just on Boston. But like it's like I got nickelback 24 7 on instagram did you see the other um lap dance he gave like probably a few weeks earlier than this through the phone uh i heard about it i don't think i saw it girl took out her phone and i guess was being a little like um a little like not engaged give us like give us us 20 more minutes. I thought at first she was filming him, but then I think she

was checking her own self out. Chris Brown. It was wild. Oh, no. I mean, that's crazy. He should have thrown her phone. I guess so, but bro, you're checking yourself out? I'm Chris Breezy and my peasy's in

your face but it wasn't like he was like off of her at that point and like he did the whole thing and she was into it and then she takes it takes out her phone and was probably like about to film chris brown and was just like making her hair good for a second and he just launched it like 20 rows. Nah, man. I don't like people who do that regularly. I think once you have the phone out, you cut it on, you go. I'm a fucking –

Yeah. I'm an old school fucking – That's fair, but you don't get to fucking – As a man who just had to pay $1,800 because of a poop phone, can you appreciate that this girl – It's more than blood was the issue. Watch, watch, watch. So now she's like – She's about to do her hair.

She's probably making a video. And she's got her phone out for a disrespectful period of time. And then he fucking frisbees that shit, dude. That's funny. I'm pro Chris Brown. Okay. Tell me if this is funny. Twitch streamer or not Twitch.

Maybe he's on kick. Whatever, gaming, streaming. Aiden Ross is a Andrew Tate dick rider, kind of a shock jock streamer. He does a lot of... I think he got canceled for saying the N-word at one point, but he's also very popular. I think he's popular with academics.

Is that right, Pabs? What's that? I think he's popular with DJ academics. Yeah right, Pabs? What's that? I think he's popular with DJ academics. Yeah, he did a lot of – With the academia. Yeah, a bunch of college professors. I mean like someone's got the balls finally. He just like basically streams his life like all the time.

Yeah. Recently he streamed porn, which was like a big no-no because there's a lot of kids on Twitch and shit so he does a a thing where he lets his viewers um like share live videos and shit and so it's kind of like i think it's like watch this crazy video of a guy getting hit in the dick or like you know jumping off a building or something crazy so that he's like um playing a viewer's live stream and it starts out with I think like a crane or it's about to be something crazy on a construction site and then it just cuts to a picture of his naked sister with cum on her back.

Aiden Ross' own sister? Yes. She's an OnlyFans girl. And he's Do we have volume? Oh wait, so someone shared this video with him. Yes. So put it in the very beginning. See it's like watch this crazy thing like the guy guys cutting off the tree limb and it's about to hit him in the head and then it just yoink cuts to and he's like

Do we have his reaction play that? I'm not even joking bro, that shit is just too far bro All shit aside that shit is just too far, bro. All shit aside, that shit is way too fucking far, bro. Y'all literally just went too fucking far with that one, bro. That's not even funny, bro. Y'all just literally showed me my naked sister with nothing on her back, bro. That shit is too far. I'll tell you what's too far.

Him reiterating it to the whole fucking world. To me, you do that, I keep that moving. I pull up the next picture. I don't even act like anything happened. I'm going to ask the question. The chat was going 100 miles an hour. That has to be asked. I haven't seen the unedited version.

I have not either, actually. It's on her back. Okay, there it is. Okay. I was wondering how he knew. I was like, you know your sister. I thought maybe she was just bent over and you couldn't see her face. And I was like, how do you know it's your sister?

Yeah, no, no. Her face is in it. Okay, that makes a lot more sense. By the way, I will be subscribing to Naomi Ross' OnlyFans. She's like a YouTuber, but I think then she was like, I'm going to get the bag and went on OnlyFans. So these are – oh, man, that does not look like a video you want your brother to watch. This is the game. But the only thing is he is like a shock jock,

a modern day shock jock. So it's kind of like you reap what you sow. Yeah. You know, someone's the well on you. Yeah. I'm pretty sure last time he was like, I don't even fuck with porn,

but like, you guys want to see this is what you guys want to see. Really? You want to see this? And he just pulled up porn hub and like put porn on his screen. I mean, I don't even fuck with porn. Yeah. He was like't i don't i don't support this i don't support this but you guys want this fine i don't even care about this industry but okay here you go i was

like that's not like someone whose sister's in the industry like when you have to avoid it yeah right you might see family i'm sure i wouldn't fuck with porn either. That first face drop, can you make it big again? The first is kind of like look of interest just goes to – it is quite amazing. Oh, and I didn't realize. So the uncensored, the joke is that it's his own cum. I thought it was just a picture. Yeah, yeah. So there at least is an element of a joke to it, but it's still – of just like oh my god brutal so so who's but who's the asshole i mean this is kind of like uh i don't know a war you don't support but someone

you know one of those old just killed each other you're like yeah i mean you guys are a war it's war here on the internet. I would not like to be involved. I was, what does Taylor say? I would, I would, get me out of this narrative. I would,

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i'm not trying to stop anybody from getting their money but if your brother's on the internet and that's his thing and you get a little bit of fame because of him i think that's how probably how it happened um and then you take that and you make OnlyFans. Like, come on, girl. You were just going to have a regular job. I get lucky enough that you can make a name for yourself. And now I got to look at you getting back shots with a call on your butt. Like, fucking A.

Let's say you had a sibling, a brother we'll call it, who worked on the internet and it was like his thing first. Right. And you're like, look, I can make a shitload of money. Let's say you can make $10 million a year. I can make $10 million a year fucking. What's the number that your sibling would have to pay you to not fuck? So let's just say if Bren started to make money doing porn after I started blogging. Yes.

How much would I pay him to stop? Yeah. To never even start. So like the pictures aren't even out there. He's like, yo, I have – my inbox is constantly flooded. God, so much. Be like – So much.

Stop doing the podcast tutorials. So much. Show horn. And he's like, I think I'm – I can't get away from this. Everyone is asking. Yeah, like I got like a guaranteed 10. I mean it would be a very black and white negotiation. He would probably be like, I can make $10 million a year on

OnlyFans. Pay me $10 million and one. Yeah, but you... But there's got to be some built-in... You're not doing it. You don't have to show your dick anymore. You don't have to do it. I'd go as low as... I'd be like, fine, throw me a million bucks. I'll do it. I get a million for nothing versus I get a jerk

off on camera for 10. I also think there's a built-in you wouldn't be able to do this if i wasn't if i if i didn't open the door so we're that's a premium that we're going to knock off yeah or a subsidy whatever you want to call it like i'll give you a million to do nothing but also you shouldn't be making any of this money so we're going to make it like $750. That's probably – gosh. That's a tough one though. That's like –

From now on, I will always just envision Brendan's dance like, dude, let me see that fucking dick. Show your wrench, bro. Let me see it. OK. On to the one I found. This is a good tip. You know what would be better?

Your tip. Okay, this comes from an Instagram account called Toxic Reddit. Hell yeah. Which is funny because a lot of times – Reddit was already taken. Because Reddit, Reddit is rather redundant so um so oftentimes it's toxic but i'm on the other side of it with the comment section i'm like wait a minute wait she's toxic yeah yeah so this one is funny and it's not funny but it's funny

i 26 male humiliated and shattered my 25-year-old girlfriend's confidence. My girlfriend, 25, and I, 26, moved in together last year. We live in a fairly safe neighborhood, but during the night, there are some sketchy drunk men hanging around who quite honestly scare me. My girlfriend, however – I don't think he calls this a safe neighborhood. They're uh who quite honestly scare me my girlfriend however i don't think he calls a safe neighborhood they're just drunk men everywhere it's like that's not fairly safe at all super dangerous my girlfriend however wasn't really scared to walk alone at night and would say that she's just as strong as those men and can take care of herself.

My girlfriend is 5'10 and works out two times a week. Bro, if you work out twice a week, you don't work out. No, that's not. Working out is binary to me. You do it like five, six days a week. Two times a week is to stay pretty and hot. Not even, dude. Two times a week isn't enough for that.

If you're just fucking destroying yourself the rest of the time. Yeah, yeah. dude like two times a week isn't enough for that if you're just fucking destroying yourself the rest of the time yeah yeah she's indeed that's fucking water buckets on a sinking ship yeah right uh she is indeed very strong compared to most women but she was obviously delusional to think that her strength was comparable to that of an average man she would even go as far as saying that if someone should be scared for walking alone at night, that it should be me because I'm a scrawny five foot nine man. I thought this was one of those situations where it would be better to just shut up than being correct. So I mostly stopped showing my concerns. Yesterday, she went out with some of her friends, called me at 1 a.m. and said that she'll come home alone via public transportation.

She doesn't have a license. I told her that's dangerous and I should come pick her up, but she insisted on coming by herself. I couldn't sleep till she came home an hour later. She was so angry at me for not trusting her that she could take care of herself. That was when I decided to demonstrate her the disparity between the strength of men and women.

She thought I was joking at first, but then she realized I was dead serious. She happily took the opportunity to prove how wrong i was i basically took her told her i basically took her to the ground but i told her to grab oh i basically told her to ground me as hard as she can and then i quickly got out of her grip and grounded her for several minutes until she surrendered. This is Robbie Fox. At that point, I'm kind of like, okay, it's a little weird, right? We continue on.

She cried a lot throughout this whole time, and I could also see the fear in her eyes. Even though she knew very well that I would never hurt her, I humiliated her. I slept on the couch that night. She didn't want to talk about it in the morning and said that she's fine, but she's still obviously very upset about her. I humiliated her. I slept on the couch that night. She didn't want to talk about it in the morning and said that she's fine, but she's still obviously very

upset about it. I feel horrible that I've shattered her confidence like that. And I don't think she'll ever feel safe walking alone again at night. I'm probably a really horrible person for doing that. And I wish I had just trusted her more to take care of herself. I know this relationship is probably over, but is there anything I can do to make up for it? And then there's an edit that says, I can't possibly answer all your comments. What I did was assault.

I admit it. I can't express how sorry I am. I thought I was doing the right thing, but instead I assaulted her. You know what I mean? So,

dude. Oh, this is also. This is fine. Thank you. Thank you, bro. This is also funny. Dude, I thought in my head the whole time I've been – Sorry.

This is a comment that he follows up with. I told her to surrender so that we could end this, but she insisted on trying to get away. Waiting for her to surrender was probably my biggest mistake. Bro, say uncle, man. You didn't tap out, bitch. No one's ever followed their dad before you didn't tap out dude the i already said in another comment uh i told her to surrender but she insisted on keep going she didn't encourage me to keep going she just ignored me

and kept attacking me to get away she did cry while i was pinning her down and i did see the fear in her eyes the whole time that was hard hard for me to watch. Yeah, I fucking bet. This guy keeps... He keeps making more and more sense. When you're assaulting someone, make sure you don't make eye contact because the fear in this woman's eyes is going to haunt this guy's nightmares forever.

It came up too many times. This guy's going to be in a mental institution just drawing eyes for the rest of his life. I think holding her down while there's fear in her eyes and she's crying. No bueno. Everything else. Fair play.

Fair play. Fair play. Johnny fair play. While you were reading the whole story, I was like, I know how this is going to end. He is going to put on a mask and attack her in the street. And I was wondering if that was okay. I was like, that's a little borderline. If you're just in the house, be like, all right, it's time to scrap.

And also with the point. He was like, okay, really? Let me show you something. Watch this. Watch this. Maybe an arm wrestle next time. I don't know. I'm not going to preface this with a who hasn't been there.

Who amongst us? us hypothetically speaking who doesn't love letting a girl think they can beat them up and then and then snapping and going see how easy that was and by snapping i don't mean like actually getting angry i mean just like turning the switch on right i mean like watch this like she's punching you in the face and you're just like – And then you get to see that fear in their eyes. And then the glass ceiling is reinstated and thousands of years of male dominance comes back. They very quickly go, oh, OK. I get it. No.

I mean I had a girlfriend once who like – she would be like – she would be laughing. He had an abusive girlfriend. She would be like, no, no, no, no. This is what girl was abusive. like we were just she would be like she'd like like like playful wrestle me kind of deal and i would just like let her have her fun and then and then i'd be like watch i'd pick her up and like have her in the ball yeah and she would be like i hate when you do that and like it wasn't an actual crying thing but she's like now you also had so clear when you like just to win, you can just win. It's also you have had the abusive girlfriend and you put her in the bear hug. Yeah.

That's what you do, by the way. You obviously can't hit back. You shouldn't push or choke. But what you do is the bear hug. Duck the chin. Watch out for the headbutt. Yeah, that is true. The headbutt.

I took a female defense course once. So they teach ladies. Head back. I took a female defense course once. I think that this girl sounded like a real cocky asshole. I think what her issue was, she's 5'10". He's 5'9". Scrawny 5'9". She has a complex. She's like, I'm not letting this little wimp. The short king bullshit. Tell me how to defend myself. complex. He's like, I'm dating this little, I'm not letting this little wimp tell me

how to defend myself. And he's like, I watch MMA every weekend. But even what you said, it's just like, no, you can tell.

When he says, I would never say, ground me. I'd be like, well, you want to wrestle? I couldn't even read that sentence. I'm like,

what is it? Ground me. I told her to ground me. I'm like, all right, you are a big fan of MMA. This is Bob Fox. Yeah, that's why.

Next thing you know, you're in a rear naked choke. Next thing you know, you're in your living room and the guy is giving his own play-by-play. He's got the guillotine. He's got the guillotine. He's got it. He's got it. I mean, that's what you get for thinking that you can fight men. You can't.

Spoiler alert. You can't spoiler alert you can't it's not hard some of us are injured at the moment because someone cut off a piece of their finger but most of the time pretty tough alright voicemails

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hey hey guys i have a question i have a dumb question, and this is it. How many days in a row would you have to come home to find a pigeon in your apartment before you became suspicious that someone was planting it there? Me, for instance, I would say four. The first day I'm like, hey pal, get out of here. Second day, I'm like, how'd you get in here? Was there something wrong with the integrity of this building? Third day,

calling up the landlord, I'm like, hey, there's a pigeon problem. Fourth day, I'm like, who's behind this? Who are you? Thanks for your time. I swear to God. I fucking love this kid I love him

that was the funniest part of the show I want to hire him to just write more questions and cards whatever our next card game is going to be whatever our next YouTube series this guy's mind works in mysterious ways

that's unbelievable or he's got a pigeon problem. That is... Yeah, or he's had a pigeon in his apartment for three days, and tomorrow he's ready to cause a ruckus. That was so goddamned. Who's behind this? My number's way higher, though.

Oh, my number's way lower. If I come into my house twice, there's a pigeon there. I'm like, what the fuck? See, to me i'm just like this this godforsaken city and this like shitty apartment i live in fuck this bro i've had the pigeon in my apartment one time if there was a pigeon apartment the next day have you has anyone else here ever had a pigeon in their apartment no right one is out of the ordinary. Right. Two is catastrophic. How many people in this room have ever like handled a pigeon or seen someone? There's a couple homeless people who let pigeons like crawl all around them.

The thought that someone is handling a pigeon and bringing it to your apartment is so infinitesimal. It's much more likely that you live in a shitty apartment building and the door is open in the hallway or in your apartment or the roof or something like that. I think it is different that he says house because, yeah, a New York apartment, it can – again, I've had it happen once. Where else are there pigeons? There are pigeons in like – where I grew up, there were pigeons and I guess it's – I grew up like technically in a city. It's like – There are no pigeons in the suburbs. I guess not in the suburbs. Like Fall River is I guess a city. There are pigeons.

Are there pigeons in like when you went to school in Iowa? There's pigeons? No. I'm thinking more like in the suburbs of Chicago I've seen them. It's usually around like bodies of water. Like there's going to be pigeons. Those are more like seagulls, aren't they? No, bro. If you go to a lake, you're going to tell me there's going to be pigeons. Those are more like seagulls, aren't they? No, bro.

If you go to a lake, you're going to tell me there's pigeons? No way. You are in a city near a river, for sure. But you've got to be in a city. No. No what? There's suburb pigeons. I kind of agree with Jackie. Where?

Just in the suburbs. I think the trees and shit. Maybe because, again, we're all saying that there are pigeons. Like, this is like all of us against you. I've never seen a pigeon anywhere outside of a city. I haven't. I wouldn't think they're not there. There's definitely less of them. It's like homeless people.

They're around, but just less. I bet you there's a very proportionate percentage of pigeons and homeless people yeah that's a very good comparison like you'll catch a homeless person in the suburbs you'll catch like a pigeon in the suburbs i don't i i mean i see birds in the suburbs i get can we just get a Google on this? Pigeons are found most common in cities because of lots of food, few predators, and high-rise buildings. But there are pigeons everywhere. Homeless really nailed it. But like – I mean I guess I shouldn't say –

For the exact same reasons. They really are. They should also migrate. I guess pigeons don't migrate. Pigeons are around in the winter. reasons. They really are. They should also migrate. I guess pigeons don't migrate. Pigeons are around in the winter. Pigeons fly south. No way. I guess I shouldn't say that.

I'm not saying there's no chance of a pigeon being in the suburbs. I'm saying I don't think I've ever seen one. Yeah. There's too much space in um suburbs for them to get uh killed by hawks that's why they stay out of the hell yeah i think i'm right well like i'm seeing it like them near food place i would never see it like near my house but like in food places like like in a like a city the Yeah, food places in the suburbs. Yeah, no, that's what Jackie's saying.

Yeah, no, that's what Kevin just said in the city. No, like there's food – like near the food spots. Like anywhere there's a – I bet if you went to like the dumpster in like the suburbs, the pigeons, they're where food is. No fucking way. There's no fucking way. You're about to get so many pigeon pictures in your DM. I don't think I am. I bet you I'm not going to get a lot of pigeon pictures from the suburbs. Don't DM. T's no fucking way. You're about to get so many pigeon pictures in your DM. I don't think I am. I bet you I'm not going to get a lot of pigeon pictures from suburbs.

Don't DM. Tweet them. Yeah. I mean, just having never seen one in my entire life, I bet there's not that many. But you spent most of your life in the city. No, I mean, I lived in the suburbs. Yeah. I've seen pigeons.

I think it's just like, they're they're definitely it's probably like they're like rats too it's like yeah they're around but they're they're not really not gonna see a lot the i think i think again having one pigeon in my apartment two i'm like someone's doing this i think the my number for like a person is doing this rather than, like I said, the basement window is open and it's just like flying around. Cause I also would, would start to just think it's the same pigeon.

Unless I like, no. Cause I guess if you had a pigeon in your house, you would like open the window and let it get away. I don't think if there's a pigeon in my house, I close the door and I'm just like, I don't know. So if I kept seeing the same pigeon, I think I'd be like, this pigeon now dominates my apartment.

Yeah. So I – I've done that with rats before. I was like, all right, fine. That's your room. Yeah. Yeah, right. I've done it with rats.

Yes. So to me, it's not really – Respect the boundaries though. The days. It's the number. If pigeons kept increasing – He's telling his friends. Even that, I think I would be like, the pigeon put out a call for his pigeon friends to come because we're taking up a house in the suburbs now.

I think it's got to be like 10 days. 10 days 10 days because again it's just so much more logical to me that there's just a pigeon problem as opposed to a nefarious human problem i got enemies dog apparently the day two the antenna goes up i don't know i don't know if i'm gonna start calling people out just yet but i'm gonna have a list Who would be your number one pigeon person? My pigeon culprit? If I came into my apartment two days in a row

and there's a pigeon, I'm seeing where Nick Turani is. Turani? Yeah, that's a great call. I'm going to call him. Where have you been the last two days? The length at which they would go for a joke. They'd be cultivating. It's probably one of those carrier pigeons. It's like taking notes for you or go for a joke. They're like cultivating. It's probably one of those carrier pigeons.

It's like taking notes for you or something for your joke. Next up. Nick's at Central Park with a bag of bird seeds. I don't know what you're talking about. He's one of those guys that are just on top of him. Pigeon lady from Omaha. What's up, KFC Fights, rest of the gang? First time in a long time.

I was just listening to your episode from last Thursday, and I got two things for you. First thing, Jackie, you're absolutely crazy for thinking that you should have any say in how long you wear that helmet for. You should be wearing that helmet for free, let alone getting your bar tabs paid for. So you should be very grateful to KFC for being so generous to you. And secondly, fights. You were talking about sticking your dick into shampoo bottles and whatnot, which I'm pretty sure all of us did when we were younger I ended up doing the same thing when I was a young teenager and I was in the shower stuck my dick into a shampoo bottle was actually successful in getting it in there and then I was trying to get it off ended up hardening

up and yeah couldn't get it out. It's stuck inside the shampoo bottle. My dad comes downstairs and, um, is knocking on the shower door, asking me what I'm doing in the shower for so long. Kind of wave him off to tell him that I'm in the shower and I'll be out in a minute. Another 15 minutes go by. It's still stuck in there. I can't get it off. It's not coming out he comes down again he's wondering what i've been doing in the shower for a half an hour now whips open the curtain sees me in the shower with the shampoo bottle stuck on my dick and yeah it wasn't great so it's just got me wondering what's something that your guys's parents caught you doing when you were a teenager that

uh yeah you wish they hadn't seen yeah well i well, I don't think we're going to beat that one. Nothing's topping that. That was the worst though when your parents would like knock on the door when you were a teenager. Like dude, I was in there. I was in there. Like I go home to school like after practice and stuff like 5.30. I was showering 5.30 to 9. Yeah. I am the reason Africa doesn't have water.

It all went down my fucking drain, dude. It is. You're the reason why those urban legends of the clogged drains exist? Yeah, dude. And by the way, I come home from practice wet because I showered there. And I'm like, I got to go shower. You know what's so weird is you see it in like pop culture and i don't i i have not had this conversation with my parents

maybe you guys have had it in real life but you see it in like movies and tv shows where the parents are like oh yeah like i could crack the i could crack the towels like we you know you would go in your room and lock the door for hours. And you're like, oh, they knew what was going on the whole time. I was pretty sneaky with that. I think I was too. I'd like come in something twice and that was it. I guess you just know though when you have a 12-year-old boy that he's jerking off everywhere.

Also, why are you doing laundry so weird? You grab a chunk and you throw it in. You're not individually touching stuff. Throwing rocks. Yeah, separating whites and colors. Get out of here. It all it in. Individually touching stuff. Throwing rocks. Yeah. Separating whites and colors. Get out of here. It all goes in.

I feel like I was pretty sneaky with that, but I bet I wasn't. Yeah, I bet it's it. But I was like – It was like I was sneaky when I came home drunk. Like, this 15-year-old is hammered right now. Same shit. Same shit. I bet I thought I was being quiet and I was actually just like, oh! Nobody heard that, right?

Yeah, that's why. But by the way – I bet you could fucking trace that to people who are like silent during sex with people who had a sibling. Parents or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I had – The bedroom was right there. Well, I mean it was separate rooms but I had a sister right next door.

Yeah. He wasn't making noise. Were you jerking off like super slow and quiet? Not slow but dry. Dry for sure. Have you jerking off super slow and quiet? Not slow, but dry. Dry, for sure. Have you ever jerked off with someone else in the bed? Okay. Jackie, it's going to be right in your headphones.

Stop it. Stop it. It is an accurate portrayal. Don't do it again. I can tell you're going to do it again. Don't do it again. No, that second one was stern enough. I think I'd have to be with HR if I do it again now. Oh, we all have – Don't do it again.

We all didn't do our sexual harassment training. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not doing that. Clearly. If I do that, then I can't know ignorance on this implausible deniability uh i can't think of anything worse than your dick stuck in a shampoo i mean first of all the shampoo bottle tops are so small and i don't want to dick shame but if you can put your dick

if you can put your dick in a body armor hole okay yeah you know like as a kid or an adult, body armor is okay. A shampoo bottle is like dog. That better be a handle. That better be Costco size. Got that shit from a crane at Sam's Club. But when you do get your dick stuck in something, that's got to be scary. I think you're going to say something. It's like when you have a thing wrapped around your finger.

Your finger is going to die. Yeah, it's yeah it's gonna tighten as a guy who lost the tip of his finger could you as a survivor could you imagine like your dick is you know whatever's inside the shampoo bottle is just like turning purple yeah and you're trying to pull it to a finger trap it's getting worse hey because the blood's rushing in the blood's getting trapped and not to mention you're probably like let me lean it up to get some shampoo with my lube. Dumping it. But then it's just going in your hole. Oh, goodness.

I would go get butter. I would go get oil. I'd go get like anything. I feel like a woman could do it much easier. A girl, I guess. Well, I don't think a woman's getting their dick stuck in a shampoo bottle. No, but like they can get things. Like I feel like it's a much more common thing to get something stuck in you.

Inside you? Yeah. Like I don't know if it's a much more common thing to get something stuck in you. Inside you? Yeah. I don't know if it was true. There was the rumor that one of my friends in elementary school had her cousin was fingering herself with a frozen hot dog and it broke off in her. I don't know how true it is, but it was something we all thought. That was way too casual, right? That should have been prefaced like, yo, I got a story. Oh, right? Like that should have been prefaced. Like, yo, I got a story.

Oh, really? Yeah. My friend's sister or whatever was fucking herself with a frozen hot dog. Yes. I've never heard that in my life. Poke a couple holes in it first. Poke some holes in it. Cooks all the way through.

A gynecologist just stuck in a fucking popsicle straw. She had a yeast infection. It came out of a corn dog. You know when you microwave a hot dog and the edges go like this? They burst open a little bit. That pussy was hot.

Had the grill marks like the burking kind of the drone with a sharpie hilarious um i don't know i feel like girls are not as prone to put things inside them as much as we're prone to put things our dicks inside of things yeah like as a when you're going through puberty as a chick, are you just like... I'm not. I was like... I'm always so scared of that happening.

Something getting stuck. I think there's some people, but I don't know. I feel like you hear so many horses. I think it's just mostly guys. I'd stick stuff in me all the time. Lena Dunham was talking about putting rocks and shit in there. I stick stuff in me all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lena Dunham was talking about putting rocks and shit in there.

Yeah, in her sister though. Yeah. No, no, no. Not a child's sister. I mean, like, if I'm a chick, I'm putting that egg in my pussy for sure.

I'm putting that egg in there. I'm putting the lava lamp in there. I'm maybe trying to put that can of beans in there. There's so many things that are going in. The body armor feels like a... Kevin's why those dragon dildos exist. Kevin's female brain.

For real. Time for our interview with Jay Pharoah. Very funny dude. The best with impressions. The Kanye is just... Who do you think he was talking about? What comedian? He said, use your context clues. I thought it was going to be more obvious. dude the best with impressions the kanye is just who do you think he was talking about what comedian i he said use your context clues i thought it was going to be more obvious it's a it was a height discussion so at first i thought it was going to kevin hart exactly me as

well but but then he said impressions i don't know i don't think kevin hart doesn't know how it's called ari spears is oh that's exactly who it was he's five because they probably were in the same sort of like club. Yeah, yeah. Doing the same acts. And yeah, he's good, but he's no Jack Farrow. Ari Spears does have that one where he does – it's like fucking – it's like DMX. It's like he does a whole – He does rappers. He does Biggie.

It's like DMX, fucking Jay-Z. I remember in high school we'd be like all like around there. Watch this. Yeah. It's your man, young ho, young guy. He is good but Jay Jay Pharoah

doing Jay Z is pretty pretty fucking flawless so Jay Pharoah talking about his new movie behind the scenes at SNL Pete Davidson's

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it's it's it's not the worst thing to come up if you go your name plus 9-11? Uh-oh. No, you know what? It's not the worst thing that could come up if you go with your name plus 9-11. It's like the second word. Close. It is just endless links to you talking about Pete Davidson's 9-inch dick. Literally just Jay Pharoah 9-11. Pete Davidson confirmed BDE 9 inches. Jay Pharoah says it's 9 inches. Jay Pharoah.

I want to clarify. Listen. I want to go ahead and let's just clear the air about this. I didn't ask this man what he had. It was like a drive-by dick telling. You know what I'm saying? He just came. He just offered it up.

He came. Yo, bro, it's like, yo, dude, it's nine. I was like, yo, good for you. I mean, the hell. The black standard, brother. Can we move on now? Welcome to Tuesday for me, bro. I just came in here.

I came in here to talk about this sketch. Put your pants back on, dude. Put your dick away, dude. But according to Kanye West, it's 10 inches. And that's what is so funny to me, is the fact that Kanye called up Charlamagne Tha God. He was like, you want, you gonna be cool with a white boy that's smashing my wife with a 10-inch dick? I was like, yo. And that haunts, I can tell. It haunts his dreams.

Of course. He dreams about it. His nightmare is Kim and Pete's tape, whatever. Wait, did he ever make it? He didn't make a tape with Kim. That was the other night. That was Rage. Yeah, Rage.

Yeah. That's, man. Look, I'm not going to say I don't have a tape out there. You do? But I don't have a tape out there. Oh, okay. I don't. I don't know if I believe you. You do.

There's no tapes. Because there's no face, no case, baby. That's the name of the game. Everybody's got a tape out there. It's whether or not you put your face in the tape. Yo, can we talk about this state let's talk about the state of today and the fact that the game is effed up right now the game is so effed up you got all these motherfuckers entitled for no reason talking about the majority of them women dudes are entitled to but i don't understand why we're

talking about tapes and things of people that do like if you're poor you got poor start trying to be wives like but you you get spackled every fucking day who is mad like yo so you street me like son you street me well i'll say this god damn god damn jay cyro no i'm just yo at bro at 35 i just first of all first of all i had to i had to be real i know half of the stuff that i probably would have said when i was younger could have got me cast but i'm 35 now so i can legally run the country so i'm like i'm gonna say whatever the fuck i want i'm say going to say what I want, but I'm going to articulate it in a way that's not offensive. But street meat. And it's not just women.

It's dudes, too. Dudes are street meat. Some dudes are not supposed to be husbands. I blame the people. I blame the parents always telling these people that your shit doesn't stink. You're the greatest. You're the best. And then they get this

false sense of reality they grow up they don't have any skills and they freaking street me it's only good street me i gotta be honest jay farrow this sounds very specific i think you're talking oh i'm talking i'm talking about a plethora no you're not wrong on that one and you know what what you said is true. Not everybody should be a husband or a wife. Not everybody. It's not for everybody. Like, listen, I'm like... If you're street meat, it's probably not for you.

Yeah, exactly. You know how street meat is. It's only good after the club at 2 a.m. But when it's good, it's good. It's good, but when you wake up... And you regret it in the morning. Yeah, yeah. You wake up in the morning.

I didn't have to eat that. I don't know what that orange stuff in the halal is. It tastes good, but it fucking wrecks me the next day. There's no soap out there. They don't even wash their hands. This dude is just grilling with grungy fingers like, you want it? You're drunk. You wake up and you realize, oh, this is not a wife.

This is straight men. There's a little bit, too too where you think you're in love bro i remember when i first i've been in love with halal food too yeah my new apartment when i first moved there it's been like three years now but there's a street meat guy right on the corner and and my first it was like literally my first night in my new apartment and i just moved to new york yeah and i was like i like introduced myself to the guys like man i'm gonna see you i'm gonna be here every day i I'm going to see you every night, dude. I just sit over there. I've never seen that guy again.

Literally, I've never seen that man again in my life. We're going to be best. What are your kids' names? We're going to be best friends. This is the best sandwich I ever had, bro. Why do you even franchise this? It's like, no, dog. There's street meat in every walk of life.

That's a great call out. I mean, everywhere. There's street meat in every walk of life. That's a great call out. I mean, everywhere. And I have to, and I got to put, I've definitely got to put copyright on it because I've joked, I'm, listen, no, I didn't hit, that shit is original. I came up with it, but I put it, when I post it on certain posts on Instagram, there's mad people like, yo, that's funny. Yo, I got to steal that. I'm like, not today.

Put the TM on that one. We put it on bar, stool, sports. Don't worry, we'll just steal it. I was going to say, we're stealing it. We're going to have a t-shirt that says Street Meat Pirate Water tomorrow. As long as I can do a bit about it

on my next special, I don't care. You can use it as much as you want. Saturdays are for Street Meat. Let's go. That works. That plays, man. Let's go. That works. That plays, man. That plays.

Yo, this new movie you're in is... Yeah, yeah. Spinning Gold, March 31st. I don't know what's more impressive, the real life story about the record label and the Isaac Brothers and all that, or the cast that you have portraying it in the movie and everything you guys are doing. Both of them fucking unbelievable man man first of all everybody did a phenomenal job with capturing the spirit and the essence of the

characters like dude this and even me this is not an impression like i didn't have any uh i didn't have any uh videotape or audio recordings from cecil holmes but i was told stories by tim bogart who was neil bogart founder of Casablanca Records' son. He's a director, right? He directed the movie as well. So he told me, he gave me all of this information about Cecil, and I took that. He told me the thing that stuck out the most is he said, well, first he said this man was

a soft-spoken dude. He barely talked, you know, but, you know, he was the bones he was the the backbone of casablanca records you know he facilitated all of these uh different relationships and you know he could get in those rooms and talk to those people he was he was like one of the voices of the street so you know um he was but the thing that stood out the most was the fact that he was um he was the ride or die he was neil bogart's right he was willing to follow that man into whatever and i have personally friends like that because i don't have a lot of friends i have a i have a very close-knit uh people a group of folks that i i bang with how many trust that

probably like four or five yeah anybody who has more than that yeah i think they're suspect yeah i mean look and the people gonna look like, hey, I thought I was your friend. You know what I mean? There are four really close ones. You gotta name them. Who are they? Say the four or five.

You know what you gotta do? This is the cut. As long as... Why you doing this? As long as you say it a certain way, everybody kind of is like, I'm in that four. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm one of the four or five. He told me that one time we had that night together. We are now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm one of them. Yeah, so there's no reason to go into detail. I went to a goodbye party this last weekend where there were 60 people. And I was like, I couldn't get 60 people to a party at gunpoint.

Like, how do you have 60 friends? Just to say goodbye, bro. There won't be 60 people at my funeral, man. 60 friends, but you got to worry. If you keep your circles small, it's easier to just watch what you have. It won't disappear randomly. You got 60 people on staff. You don't know who the hell is doing it.

It's less people taking money, too. Oh, my gosh. Everybody's getting a cut. You out here busting your ass. But no, everybody, listen, that's something else, a narrative that I hold strong to now. Listen, if you're on the team, my fingers, 10 fingers, all those fingers have to be functional. Can't have no numb fingers, okay? Because if you're a numb finger, we're going to cut it off like John Wick.

That's what we're going to do. So everybody on my team has something substantive. They're doing something. And I think that it feels like I'm elevated now. And it's crazy, bro. We have so many numb fingers here at Barstool. Count my toes, my fingers, his fingers, your fingers. Everybody's a numb fucking finger at this joint.

Numb fingers, numb faces. Whole body's fucking numb here, man. I want to know who those people that do the sugar boogers. Where them motherfuckers at? There might be. I think you can tell by some of the outfits here.

There's definitely some users. Well, clearly not me no no but so so he was one of those like he kept it you know he was one of the four or five guys who made it happen yeah he kept it he kept it all together well you you're talking about cecil now yeah yeah yeah cecil kept it kept it together dude and and there's a moment in the movie where he does raise his voice and he snaps and it's just like wow because you've never you didn't hear him do this this whole time right so it's not a it's vocal were you familiar with him and the record label i mean we i mean you know the music sure yeah but i didn't know independent label and all that yeah that's crazy and to be able to pull that off at a time where um it was nothing but the machine running right like

nowadays it's you have an independent label whatever you know like back then young and may oh independent yeah no fucking kidding yeah you're getting more money 217 yeah i think him and drake be hanging out too much i'm getting jealous i love drake man shout out to him i'm sorry but but yeah but he kept everything together yeah i mean that that the the names on that label were out of this world man and i was just i was just talking to him about how pretty much every every rap record you ever heard that you liked in like the 80s 90s and 2000s was the isley brothers absolutely like the big ones you know and then i was like like, oh, that one too, and that one too, and that one too.

I hope those boys are fucking paid. Dude. Oh, and to go even further in the story about Cecil, I didn't know that Cecil was responsible for signing new kids on the block and all this. Wow. Even after Casablanca and Buda, he had a career that was crazy. Crazy. That was crazy. Crazy. That was untouchable.

New Kids on the Block, the boys? Yeah. Now you're talking my language. Now you're speaking my language. You know, Izy Brothers. Okay, but New Kids. That was actually inspired by Jordan Knight. No, Joey McIntyre.

Which one? No, Jordan Knight. It could be both of them. It could be all of them, bro. I remember, too. I remember Donnie and Jordan Knight. Yeah, yeah. That's because Jordan Knight had that one song.

I remember it came out when I was in sixth grade. That song, Give It To You. Yeah, he had a little solo thing, right? I can't wait to give you something. Wait, that's the one. I wasn't making a joke. That's the one. You need it, baby, you know.

The car is a video. The music video is like a carnival. Yes! I guarantee you. Watch, look at this. Wait, is it Joey or Jason McAdoo? No, it's Jordan Knight. Jordan Knight.

Look it up in the video, right? There's a black dude in a fucking sweater vest that's in this style. And he's wearing nothing under it. So the next day at school, I wore. Oh, that's this. He's told this story before. I wore a sweater vest with nothing under it. Because it sounds like it's in the Jordan Knight video.

You're doing right there, that guy? Yes, yes, dude. Bro, that's so funny. And I was on the playground, and kids were clowning me. Clowning me. I had nowhere to go. I had no shirt I could put on. I had no nothing.

You look like, that looks like Usher My Way. Yeah. That's like, straight. She didn't like shit in my mind. Remember when they used to wear the goggles? Yes. I was like, yo, you ain't swimming. What's wrong with you?

I got a question. Yo, not even a question. I banged with Jordan Knight. I was like, yo, I like this song. I was like, this is fire. And then I go to school, and my dude named Walter Fentress, I'm saying his name. Government name.

He's going to be like, what a shout out, because he was one of the people I was cool with in school. I remember the few. The rest of y'all stop lying fuck y'all real talk yo I'm such Michael B. Jordan when he did that on the carpet you should've he should've took it further

he should've blown her off I go to school the next day I'm singing a Jordan Knight song and Walter's like yo what are you singing I was like Jordan Knight he was like dude Jordan Knight's gay everything was gay i mean now politically everything you got to keep it you know but that's what they said back then i was like yo i like jordan don't be talking about jordan night bro i got in a full-on like fist fight like you were

defending them bro it wasn't going on it was n-sync bye bye bye oh yeah yeah you got around away to a field trip i was was like, hey, hey. And kids on the bus, like, same thing. Like, what, are you gay? I was like, what are you pretending this song doesn't fucking pay? You were ahead of your time. I will say that. Because all the boys that age were, you know, quietly watching TRL being like, this shit hits.

Hell, yeah. In front of their boys. This shit is so gay, man. Put on DMX, man. I want to bark and cover myself in blood. I was showing up being like, I want hits. Hell yeah. In front of their boys. This shit is so gay, man. Put on DMX, man. I want to bark and cover myself in blood. I was showing up being like, I want to get a perm. I want that JT ramen look. Yo, he had that hair on him, man.

That's what, wait, is that when he had the, that's what it was? It legit looked like ramen noodles. It was for real ramen. Looked like top ramen, your head. That was actually the moment I realized, for real, started to understand that it's not actually about how you look. It's who you are. When girls are drooling over him, I'm like, him with the curly? He's like a Jew pro going back to his.

You didn't play with YouTube. You weren't cleaning your pants over JT? Imagine how the 80s felt with Prince. Yeah, right? It was like, he dresses like you. You like him?

Prince is just like, you should know. That's how you know. That is the best one nowadays when people are like, oh, masculinity is gone. Where are the real men? It's like, bro,

you used to love the Rolling Stones and Prince. They put on lady pants. You like men who dressed full on women. They put on girl pants every day. Just bands that look like Jack Sparrow.

That's what turned you on. That's what you like. That's what you like. Man. Yo, hold on. I ain't going no further. We're going to dive into this. Sorry.

Yo, when did y'all graduate? High school. High school? 06. Bam. We the same age. Oh, man. Fuck you guys.

He said fuck you guys. Wait. I graduated high school in 06? Yes. I graduated high school in 06. I graduated high school in 06, yeah. College I should have been 10. I graduated college in 06. I mean, still, man. That means I was in high school in the 90s.

Right? 99 to 03. Oh, you... When you say you were in high school in the 90s, it sounds like you old as fuck. Yeah. Kevin always has. Don't do it. Don't do it. Kevin always has like something he'll say.

Bro. I'll be like, wait, dude, how old are you? I feel like. I told one story. Kevin's Daniel Montaigne. I'm actually 50. I had the one that really, I told this story one day just thinking it was going to be like, ha, ha, ha.

And the looks they all gave me. My very first fake ID was from the 70s. What? So I had an older brother four years older than me. Did it look like Ron Bergen? Why'd you get a 70s? So my brother got a fake one. Like a true fake one with his picture.

And some guy just printed it up in the back room and he was four years older than me so at at his age he needed to be born in like 77 or some shit like that and then he got he became 21 he gave me the old one and so i was not only did it say 70s but i was going into bars as like a 28 year old instead of like a 22 year old but when i said that i was like isn't that funny and they were all like you're gonna die soon you're so fucking old let's plan your funeral dude and then like months later you were like you have to be watching tv in black and white no it was it was nick and knight nick at night for me nick at night you know what you know

you know what nick and knight shows are now it It's like Friends and Seinfeld and shit. Isn't that crazy? And for me, it was fucking some black and white shit. It was I Love Lucy. It was the Munsters. The Bewitched. I remember that. I just know this because my grandmother watched these. All the people are dead who watch that shit.

No, man, but you said 03 you graduated high school, so you're fine, bro. I graduated 05, but I was 17 when I graduated. I just remember, music-wise, for me, when G-Unit put out all their mixtapes, oh my god. For a bunch of white suburban kids, we're all wearing fucking G-Unit clothes and shit. Yeah, it was funny to hear Lil Bradley come up to me and be like, I said, shut up, man. I'm listening to Jordan Knight. Shut the fuck up. You're interrupting my new kids on the block.

I'm listening to Jordan Knight, but you're outside of a country club. So, son, what are we doing here? Yeah, man, fuck, G-Unit. Yo, so many great eras of pockets of music that we got a chance to experience, that these little Gen Z non-pressive writing fuckers don't even know how to do nothing. No disrespect to you all. I know you got to be Gen Z, but you don't know how to sign a check.

You can't do it. You're writing block letters. I still say my writing check, actually's my that's my old thing that if you write in check still you're fucking older than i am hey man hey no bro what what what a check what are you paying for my check these days i mean i'm it's good to have it you know just to i remember my mom writing checks at the grocery store yeah that's crazy she was having okay rip it look when i first got on snl i had i had a few because i was moving my money you know i was putting it in different places so i had a sun trust account i had a chartway account and i of course you know

city bank city national whatever anybody gonna try to hack my shit's fine security security will fuck you up so i had i had checkbook bro likebook, bro. Because when I came back to Virginia, I was moving money over from SNL. And I would put it in that account. So I would write myself checks. So at 22, I was writing myself checks. You had SNL from what? 22 to 28. 28?

Yeah. That's a great time, I would imagine. A great time to be a cast member of SNL. It was a good run. It was all good until Pete came. Oh, fuck. He was the baby. That dick rolled in.

Oh, that Kim Kardashian smasher. It was crazy because he was 20 when he got it, and I was 22. Damn, I don't think I realized you were that young. Yeah, I know. I looked old, right? No, when you're that accomplished, you just assume that people are older. Yeah, I was a baby. Because I know, I feel like, Pete, part of his story is how young he was.

Yeah, man. And I just thought you were already in the game for a while. So was that, it's got to be one of the first things you were doing, right? Absolutely. I mean, did you were doing, right? Absolutely. I mean. Did you get like SNL right away? I got, uh. I had a couple years into your career basically, right?

Yeah, yeah. I would say at 19, I would say my journey kind of started in the industry with Charlie Murphy. He was taking me on the road with him. You know what I mean? And I thought that was my SNL back in the day. I didn't know three years later. I always wanted to be on SNL, but I didn't know how to get there.

Three years later, I didn't know I was going to be on the show. You were doing impressions from the jump or that stuff? Yeah, I started doing impressions at six. So that is some innate shit. You're born with it, you think? I think you're naturally talented at it if you can do it. But the people that transcend that, you work. I not only am talented, but I work on it.

Yeah, yeah. I don't just talented, but I work on it. Yeah, yeah. I don't just, okay, I'll do it. Your mind can kind of just tell your vocal cords what to do? Or there's like you sit down and you think about it and shit? Or you just practice it and it happens? When you're learning sports, it's like put your arm at this angle and step this way. There's things you can do for your voice.

I'm literally morphing into a person right now. It's like put your arm at this angle and step this way. And there's like things you can do for your voice. It's kind of just. Literally morphing into a person right now. Just the face changes and all of a sudden you start talking like a different person. It's just fucking wild. I did theater when I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah, it's like acting really. Yeah, it's acting.

I remember someone told me once, and I have no idea if it's true or not, but it was like Daryl Hannah would just like get a bottle of whiskey and just go watch like Bill Clinton on repeat. Oh, yeah. And that's how he would – And you pick up all their mannerisms and all that shit. Everybody has their process. His was a bottle of whiskey.

His was whiskey. Mine was just interviews and then in the stitches of Pornhub in between it. Okay, I'm back. You get exhausted when there's a new superstar. It's like, ah, there's another one I'm going to have to learn. Nah, man. It's not even like that. Impersonating for me, first of all, most of them,

most of them I'm a fan of that I do. So it's already some, I admire you. So I just go into it if there's a new hot star that's dope and i'm listening to their music i'll just go into it you know what i mean you might have any awkward like uh i don't know people who didn't like you doing it or you didn't like them kanye yeah i mean when someone when someone all of a sudden yeah you tell yeah you're Jewish oh i really don't like you now no he's back in though he watched 21 Jump Street yeah you know because you know that's what happened bro like you would you not like hebrew bro like i love hebrew

bro you ain't get that i love it yeah that's fucking amazing yeah he he talked to me uh he called me what after i did it on it um i did it on mtv he called me and he was like, you know, you know, I called you up because, you know, I just want to give you background about, you know, where I came from and who I am. Like, and, you know, I like your show, like what you did. But, you know, let me tell you about where I come from bro like both of my parents were black panthers and i've been nominated for like 22 grammys and i'm only 121 like bro like like what let me be great and it's so great because i'm talking to this man and you know it was it was a real it was an amiable conversation it was cool it was dope what was the, it was a real, it was an amiable conversation. It was cool. It was dope. What was the impression?

What was? Oh, well. Which? Yeah. What did I say? God dang it. I don't even remember. What the hell did I say?

I was like, oh, I invented ALS. He had it. And, yeah, he called me. He called me. We talked. And I thought we were cool. The next day, he did Made in America in Philly. You know, in front of 50,000 people.

This man got on stage and was like, and this is on the internet. You can look it up. If you go back to 2014 and it's like an hour and 39.32 seconds in, I've obviously seen it. It's Kanye goes, you know, Kanye, they think I'm the bad guy. You know, because the people in the industry, you know, they talk so much shit. You know, because I called Jay Pharoah right after the MTV Awards. And I was like, sir, where was this energy yesterday? Like, this was totally different. He acted like he called me up and, like, muscled me. He was like,

yeah, I'm like, first of all, calm down. You're 5'8". Okay? Calm down. Alright? No diss to nobody short, but everybody thinks... 5'8's not scaring anybody. Everybody thinks when they meet me that I'm this little dude and I'm 6'2". And people are like, yo, you're a lot taller than I thought. Like, okay, all right, I'll tell you this.

One comedian who, you probably, use your context clues, okay? I'm not going to say who it is, all right? But this person dissed me before I got on SNL, before I got, before anything happened. 2008, I did a video doing Jay-Z and a camera on a dip set and it went viral. And there's a part on the video where I say, that's how you do ho, nigga. But it was a dude there that night that went up before me and did like trash impressions. So already I go up and I'm like, I'm like, yo, why would you do, bro, I'm here.

You know I'm about to dominate you. So I went up there and I went into the Jay-Z. Everybody started cheering. I said, that's how you do hoes. And then this comedian sees the video, makes a 10 minute setup of Jay-Z fast and slow. And then at the end of it, this is me.

To that whack ass dude was talking virginia i know dog i know you were talking about me but please believe you know me i don't know you i was i wasn't even talking to you bro so after that i was like okay all my friends were like dude it was like yo f him whatever all this cut to 2012 in the elevator at mont for Just for Laughs. I walk in. I see this dude. I said, oh, such and such. He was like, yo, man, you a lot taller than I thought, man. I would have made that video. Weren't you saying what you were?

It's very weird. People always assume. We get that all the time, too. I'm 6'4". He's a little bit taller than that. And people, I don't know if we were always sitting down or we present small or whatever. Everybody for what?

I'm like, why is that the automatic assumption? You don't have to think I'm six, five either, but I don't know. Thank you. He walks like, we big people.

I admit I have a small personality. Oh yeah. I have the confidence of a much littler man. Really? Oh, no, you don't You don't know him well

Danny DeVito confidence? I wish dude That guy's the fucking man He's 4'8 with a personality of 8'4 Yeah At least 6'9 No Takashi 6'9 The height

Stupid Do you think there's more? Like, I would imagine when people are making these period piece movies or autobiographies and all that sort of shit. Yeah. You, you know. Dude, I would think. Like some of these. Yeah, I would think.

You would think that this, I would have like 18 biopics by now. But no, like people, I guess it's just Hollywood. Figure it out, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hollywood. Get it together.

Get your fucking fingers working. Inclusion. But yeah, man, it's so funny that you say that because I hope that this will lead. And I think it will. Yeah. You know, that hope that this will lead. And I think it will. Yeah. You know, because. Maybe this will be it. I think this is the one because it actually shows on a large scale the acting skills, which if you see somebody doing an impression on television or whatever, you're laughing at it.

But you don't realize that that is acting. Yeah. You got to. Because if you're you're you're inhabiting the cerebral of another person, you're not acting like yourself. You're acting like somebody else. And if I can make you believe that that person is in the room, I'm doing some great acting. But you don't view it like that when you see it on television. It's not really until you see somebody play somebody else in a film where you give them accolades like that.

Also, it's that short burst. An impression on a sketch is funny. Whatever. You do it for a two-hour movie. Right. You became that guy for a while. It's different. It's different.

So I remember Chadwick Boseman came up to me in 2000. Was it 13 he came up to me? Y'all got to look this up. When did Get On Up come out? Do you remember that? No. It was 212, right? Was it 212?

Look, everybody's on it. 14? Okay. So 2000, I think he was promoting for it 2014 i walk i go down to fallon and i walk past him and i was like i was like oh chad we was like i don't want to talk around you because uh i don't i don't want you to get my voice you have no clue it's coming like you can't find chadwick boseman's voice anywhere else bro come on bro like you're like black panther now yeah we're gonna hear your voice bro yeah so but he got all he was phenomenal it's like he did all the biopics and now um unfortunately he's um he passed away yeah he was great and i gotta say this about that man He had a heart of gold. I remember it's not spinning gold.

That's this movie coming out now. But White Famous got canceled, and it was on Showtime. He had his show on Showtime, I think. I don't remember which one he was on, but he had something on Showtime as well. And I remember it got canceled. And at the NAACP Awards, he walks up to me, and he goes, he said, don't worry about that, man. He said, that movie show that you can act that man he said that movie showed that you could

act i see that show show that you can act so everybody will they can see it now so you'll get another one he didn't have to say that yeah he was at the top of the world bro dude also a complete gangster for keeping everything quiet didn't say if it's me i'm telling everybody i'm getting all the sympathy i'm getting all the slack from people. I'm sick. Why did you look like Sebastian Maniscalco when you did the thing? You're like, I'm telling everybody. Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me? Kevin's off the show now. Acting Italian helmet for a week. Yeah, for real. Dude, listen. Not listening in this show. You never know what people are going through. Yeah.

Remember when people were like, oh, he looks sick. He can't. He doesn't look well. He said something like that. He's like, something will come out. Yeah. I think someone asked him, you've been working so hard. You must be tired.

And he's like, you don't have half of it. You'll find out eventually. Right. The fact that people joked him and they didn't know the situation. You never want to judge books by their covers. You don't know the pages. If you know the pages, you have the responsibility to be the vessel to be like, listen, man, don't talk about that person. I'll give you an example.

Charlie Murphy. Now, Charlie Murphy, one don't talk about that person. I'll give you an example. Charlie Murphy. Now, Charlie Murphy, one of the strongest people that I had experienced in my life when I was younger. I mean, I've talked to so many dope people since then, and I've been in the rooms with folks. But Charlie was like a pillar, and he died from leukemia. He didn't talk about it until like two. We didn't know. I didn't know until like three months before and i saw how he looked the way that he was getting skinny his belly was

getting he had a little pop belly i'm like charlie works out why did what's going on found that he had leukemia i see how he looked real gangly or whatever then cut to 2018 or 17 when they showed chadwick and the way he looked and everybody was coming i said y'all i don't know man i said it does it this looks this looks familiar and i said i'm not gonna i see everybody look at black panther now but it's like why would you say that you don't know what that man's going through right also they kind of answer their own point it's like he used to be black panther he was obviously in shape and fucking shredded, and there's probably a reason why. Right, there's a reason.

And once it came out, all those people felt bad as hell. And you should feel bad because if you do that, you deserve every feeling of negativity that comes if you talk about somebody who has that shit going on with them. You deserve that shit. I'm sorry to make it dead, but... Cancer! Now back to Joe. No, well, we actually

want to film this other video with you. I mean, we could talk forever, I feel like, but they're telling me we got to wrap up this part. So, Spinning Gold is the movie. March 31st. So that'll be out. Yeah, man. And I truly feel like this might be something, you know, the beginning of something big for you.

Thank you. You saw the movie? I would have better listened. You saw the movie? No, we haven't seen it yet. I'm just saying, you know, I feel. We don't get screeners. They never fucking send them to us.

No one ever sends a screener. We are the least respected show in the goddamn world. Listen, this is Barstool Sports. They got Pirate Water and the logo is right here. You give them the damn screen. My man. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you. Bye.