KFC Radio - Soulja Boy, Barstool Gold AMA, and the Airdrop Psycho

Episode Date: January 17, 2019

Soulja Boy tell 'em about how you are more influential than Drake, how all Kanye has ever done is kiss ass, and how all artist owe him 5% royalty on all their music. KFC recaps the Barstool Gold AMA, and the debate over whether Fyre Fest was a disaster or a success. Voicemails include: would you spoil Game of Thrones, Airpod espionage, the airdrop psychopath, I was owed a thank you, and Barstool vs Bartender  You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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The apartment was so out of my price range. It was crazy. It cost more than my first paycheck every month. Everybody's got to have that apartment where you're just living above your means for a moment. It had a fireplace. Tons of exposed brick. We had a literal dining room in it.

Never touched it. Never once sat at the dining room table. Better than never touched it never once never once out of the dining table but we had it better than that place where the rat took over yes it was it was the same apartment i cried in in uh 2013 when the bruins came back from uh in game seven against the maple leafs i cried after that it was like right after the marathon bombing it was a weird moment um a lot of memories those bricks talk, but it was like, I remember, I remember very vividly where I was sitting and I was like,

I hope Dave doesn't say anything like that. I'm fired. Yeah. It's always a possibility. Yeah. It's always a possibility. It's always a possibility. To this day,

it's still a possibility. Um, and it was, so yeah, that was a long, long time ago. It was, it costs more than my pay.

It's such a reckless move. It's so financially irresponsible. It's crazy. I had to save money for my second paycheck of the month so I'd be able to have to afford my rent at the beginning of the month. It was crazy. It was crazy. It was awesome.

It was awesome. Yeah, this is the first one we've done in a long time. All the Barstool Gold members submitted a zillion questions. I answered them for like 55 minutes. That was a long time. I don't like to suck your dick a lot. I'm like...

You knocked it out of the park. Very, very, very impressive. Open and honest. It was like... I was just sitting next to you. I chimed in very rarely very, very impressive. It was very, I mean, open and honest. And it was like, it felt very, I was just sitting next to you. I chimed in very rarely. Cause that's cause you were doing so well.

I was, I was concerned. Maybe I would have to chime in more. It was, it was good. I had my safety blanket there in case it was a bloodbath. I mean, everybody was like, you would have thought I was like going to a funeral. People are like, good luck. Like I was going off to war.

I put up an Instagram of you. I was like, i was never that good i know that was the vibe that was like at least the joke yeah um you know i mean obviously i think there's a reason why i went first and there's a lot of things people want to know about me i'm so stupid i didn't i don't know i don't know if that's why but they came up to me it was like can you do the first one i guess so it makes a lot of sense well yeah first i'd like to think that that's just because i'm like you know reliable and a company man but it's probably because i want to just know about my bloodbath of a personal life so i don't know i mean i answered i said i'm

getting divorced i told you about where i was living i'm sure there are some people out there who want like some weird gory explicit details of of my affair that that's such an outrageous they're gonna be upset i didn't talk about that but i don't know barstool gold too is like those those are the questions we got from the Barstool Gold members And I feel like a lot of them are actually Normal human beings who weren't going to Fucking want to just Massacre me online

But also Who the fuck would We know We just ended, so we know there were thousands and thousands Of questions And we got to Or you got to know we just we just ended so we know there were thousands and thousands of questions and you know i we got to or you guys i don't know like fucking i get an hour of them so you got to as many as you could now the response was good i mean the feedback on on twitter at least a lot of anybody

who watched it enjoyed it and said it was it was uh it was great so it was fun to be in the audience for it was it was a good uh stroll down memory lane too like we we retold some stories and and uh and cleared the air on a few things so i thought it was good all in all i think it was a good stroll down memory lane, too. We retold some stories and cleared the air on a few things. So I thought it was good. All in all, I think it was a success. PMT will be up next, but I don't see why we don't do it frequently, especially if we know people want to ask a lot of questions. I'm scheduled for March 14th.

Oh, all right. So we've got PMT February. We've got fights on March 14th. Which is such an outrageous move from the Barstool Gold guys to ask me if I'll be available on March 14th. If you get March 14th. Which is such an outrageous move from the Barstool Gold guys to ask me if I'll be available on March 14th. If you get March 14th. They've just sent me new dates. Like, sorry to keep changing it.

I'm like, you can keep changing it until the day of. It doesn't affect my life. But, yeah, I don't do anything. I'll be here whenever you need me. It's fucking fine. I don't do anything. But, no, you were really great. I genuinely mean that.

You were really, really great. Thanks, man. And i think that anyone who hasn't watched would enjoy a watch oh and that is it is a video on demand now so people are watching live but we're turning it into a video you can watch at any time so if you missed it and you want to still sign up for gold go to barstoolgold.com slash kfc sign up with our link and watch the Internet. Just have its way with me. Just degrade me. Call me daddy style. Soldier boy. Tell him on the program today.

I have never been so fucking mad in my life when he went super viral this week, saying the exact same goddamn things on our show that you're about to hear that were not the exact same thing. He said some different stuff, but it is one of the difficulties of only having a podcast twice a week. No, it's not even that. It's one of the difficulties of Barstool Sports. It's both. Well, you know what the real problem is? When he goes to Breakfast Club, it's just on

Breakfast Club. And it's also like a rapper on a rap radio station. You know what I mean? Like no one is scouring KFC radio. Anyone who's going to be like, oh, shit, we got to talk about Soulja Boy is probably not thinking. Let me get my Soulja Boy news from KFC. But that's what made for this interview to be so funny because the dynamic of me and John and Soulja Boy tell him is so fucking funny. It was. I have not had as much fun in an interview as I did with Soulja Boy just teaming up on John, Soulja Boy.

Like, yeah, shut up, John. Soulja Boy's talking. Soulja Boy, tell him. There's a reason why. He's going to tell us. He's going to tell him. I compare him to, because I had read stories of Soul of soldier boys fraud before i but like the day before let's ease up on the f word i mean it's fraud um it's he's a businessman

the better business bureau probably does not have soldier watches rated very highly uh and i was like frustrated i'm not frustrated with i mean i really don't give a shit um but the like i wanted to ask you about it. And then like... And he charmed your dick right off. It wasn't charming. It was just that he had answers for everything. Except that. Because we did kind of dabble on that.

So that one, he did not have answers for it. I believe his answer was my lawyer said I can't talk about that. Here are the bona fide facts. You're not listening. Here are the bona fide facts. Drake stole his flow. He's done more than Kanye West. And he's responsible for the Migos success. Those are just stone cold facts. Drake stole his flow. He's done more than Kanye West, and he's responsible for the

Migos success. Those are just stone cold facts, okay? Soulja Boy, tell him. Have you ever... Is he the most ridiculous person you've ever come across? He's definitely for me. I don't... See, it's a very different ridiculousness,

but Artie Lang is up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but he's like... He's a sad ridiculousness. But, you know, Artie Lang is up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's like like Soulja Boy. Soulja Boy is like a cartoon, like a circus. Yeah, okay. He's a little cartoonist. He's a drug guy, a comedian, you know? Soulja Boy is like he's not from this planet. He doesn't

know it's like, we don't operate on the same plane of existence as Soulja Boy. Now maybe he's a couple levels above us. Maybe he's below us in some ways. I don't know. But it ain't the same plane of existence. That's true. Now maybe he's a couple levels above us. Maybe he's below us in some ways. I don't know. But it ain't the same. You're right.

You're right. I think a cartoon character is the best way to describe him. I mean, he was sitting here telling me he's great with money and budgeting things. That was the best. We both were like, hold the phone. Like a dad being like, well, now wait just a goddarn second here. I wouldn't say you're good with money. You've got six chains on. Yeah.

You have a Gucci tattoo on your forehead. That's what I mean. He's just like, people were doing the 2009, 2019 challenge with him. Like in 2009, he was like this clean cut. He had a red polo on, no tattoos, hair all nice. He has. His face is covered in tattoos you just can't tell because they're most of them are black and he's black covered but like he had a couple of red ones

which then drew my attention to the other ones i was like oh your face is just covered in tattoos covered in ink he the past 10 years i mean it's become we talked about how little wayne is a fucking rock star soldier boy's got to die and resurrect, but after that, he's a rock star. Yeah, he's a rock star. There's no doubt about that. He commands the room, and he walks into Barstool Sports, and everyone's like, it's Soulja Boy. Drake!

Aubrey? That honestly should become like a Shannon Sharp type meme. Drake! Drake! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Drake! Incredible.

It was funny during the interview, too, because I came out and Kelly, our booker, was just like, I want to make sure you can fight. I was like, why? I thought you were going to have to get in a fight in there. What are you talking about? At no point did I find that interview contentious. By the way. And maybe I'm just naive, but I was never like, he's going to hate me.

We were just joking around. No, definitely. But by the way, you'd beat the fuck out of Soldier Boy. I would put Soldier Boy in a blender. There's no doubt about that. You would break his bones. In fact, after she asked me that, I had fantasies of fighting Soldier Boy. It would be the best.

If he went Jim Rome and Chris Everett if he went Jim Rome and Chris Everett on me that would be a scene that would be the best promo in the history of podcasting not only would you cave his face in I feel like you could squeeze his rib cage he's a little fella he's a tiny man

he is a frail boy he's not soldier man he's soldier boy I would posit that soldier boy has been in under one fight in his life well he was supposed to fight chris brown right and then that all fell apart chris brown is we know what he does to smaller people and he's he's a very athletic man i i honestly i'd forgotten about that i i wasn't even referring to that i was oh as i as i said that i was picturing him doing like a I said that, I was picturing him doing a flip on stage. Oh, I was picturing him punching someone in the face.

Yeah. I regret bringing it up because, yeah, I forgot about that. I was just talking about his athleticism. Soldier Boy, tell them. Interview brought to you by Squarespace. It's your one-stop shop. Everybody loves a one-stop shop. For anybody looking to start up a website, they got domains.

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Yeah. The worm. I've never met Dennis Rodman. But then did he say, have you met? Yeah, yeah. I remember he did the pizza review, and he was supposed to come through and do an interview with us but he was too busy getting his nails done in new jersey i don't know if we ever told that story we were we were supposed to do an interview right after the the the storyboard dropped he was in town i was like oh my god this is great we're gonna get like a follow-up on this whole thing and it was like a a Friday evening. And he was like, I'm going to be a little late.

And then it was like, all right, I'll be there at like 730. I'm getting my nails done in Newark. And then he was like, but then I got to go. No nail places in New York? Well, when you get your nails done, like Robin, I think you go to like a guy. You go to where he does the nails, not the other way around, you know? So, and then he was like, all right, meet me in Brooklyn.

I was like, I'm not not gonna go on a wild worm chase alright yeah but the square the the square space the storyboard website which which had like the what's it called in the background uh something like parallax scrolling we put all the pictures and cartoons

videos embedded in the writing in that everyone was like oh shit this is the real deal. And I was like, well, it's actually Squarespace, not Martial Sports. Squarespace.com slash KFC. All good. Alright, it's another edition of KFC Radio. Soulja Boy up in this

hole. He's here, and he's looking fresh. What's going on? And we got a lot to get into, man. First of all, I'm happy you're literally here because your car is trucking a mudslide right now. Yeah. We almost lost Soulja Boy. Yeah, I almost lost get into, man. Yes, sir. First of all, I'm happy you're literally here because your car is trucking a mudslide right now? Yeah. We almost lost Soulja Boy? Yeah, I almost lost my life, yeah.

That's some scary shit, man. Yeah, it was crazy, man. What happened? You just got taken out by a mudslide? I was driving and the streets got flooded. And I live in Malibu by the water, so I was at the bottom of the mountain. And stuff was falling from the mountain. And my car got stuck in the mud.

And it was mudsliding, and my car got stuck in the mud, and it was mud sliding, and my wheels were stuck. And the water started rising up, and when the water started rising up, it was going inside the window, flooding the car. Holy shit. So I couldn't move, because the window was, the wheels were stuck, so I couldn't drive. And the water was falling from,

it was flooding from the top of the mountain, so it was pushing my car almost in the ocean. So I just pressed the button, and opened the sunroof, and I jumped out the sunroof. Shit! Were you alone? I had two of my friends with me. Shit. And, you know, I ran to the end of the light, and the police grabbed me, and they just put a raincoat on me.

And, like, five police, they put me in the paramedics. They know who you were? They're like, oh, shit, soldier boy, we got to save this man. Yeah, they knew who I was. I mean, you don't go around dressed like this if people sure they know who you were and they're like oh shit soldier boy we gotta save this man yeah they knew who I was I mean you don't go around dressed like this if people don't know who you are

yeah it was crazy I never experienced nothing like that in my life that's like some action movie shit like all of a sudden you're like a

Hollywood superstar yeah I was picturing Dante's Peak yeah exactly that exactly that man it was crazy it was definitely crazy we actually

this morning we interviewed a guy who literally died for five minutes, and that's actually a crazier story than what he had. Wow. He just had bacterial infection on the fucking pussy. Wow. Wow.

But yeah. I'm happy you're here, and perfect timing that you're here at Barstool now, because there was some fireworks last night on your IG Live going in on Kanye West. Is that the new target? Because you're no stranger to Chris Brown, Shia LaBeouf. on your IG Live going in on Kanye West. That the new target? Because you're no stranger to Chris Brown, Shia LaBeouf. You speak your mind. You go at whoever is bothering you.

So Kanye is the new target? I mean, I wouldn't call it a target, but I just feel like people talking about Kanye. And I'm just like, Kanye, like, what did Kanye do? You know, like, he really... I mean, Kanye got Adidas huge. I feel like, yo, can I cuss on here?

Yeah, you can say whatever you want. I'm like, yo, all you did was like kiss a couple people ass at Louis Vuitton. You kissed a couple people ass

at Adidas and came out with a couple pair of goofy ass tennis shoes. You know what I'm saying? I'm young Draco, dog. I came out with my own video game console.

I mean, no rapper has ever done that. I'm the first rapper came out with my own video game console. I mean, no rapper has ever done that. I'm the first rapper to come out with a video game console. So when you got Kanye West running around talking about, I'm Steve Jobs and I'm Walt Disney. No, you're not, bro. What did you do to become Steve Jobs? What did you do to become Walt Disney?

Not nothing. You came out with a pair of tennis shoes. I did that in my sleep. I came out with a pair of tennis shoes? I did that in my sleep. I came out with a pair, I came out with Yum's, my own shoe company. Sold it for millions way back when I was a teenager.

There's nothing to be impressed about. You know what I'm saying? So when people running around talking about Kanye, it's just like, yo, I produced the record for Crank That. I wrote the record for Crank That and it sold 10 million copies in one diamond.

I was the first artist on YouTube. I showed these artists how to get signed off of YouTube. I showed these artists how to use the Internet. When I first came out 10 years ago, none of this existed. Now, 10 years later, every artist has a YouTube. Every artist has an Instagram, Twitter, and social media. But they laughed at me though 10 years ago when I came out and I had the cameras

with me following me blogging and they didn't understand it. But now every artist I'm the reason why music turned to streaming. How so? When I came out with Crank That when I was 17 years old they said I killed hip hop. I was the first artist to sell 3 million copies digitally.

Every record label and every young artist that's out right now owe me 5% of their sales. 5%? You negotiating that? They owe me 5%. I showed the blueprint to every artist, Lil Pump. I discovered Chief Keef. I was the first artist, the big artist that flew Migos to L.A.

and worked with the Migos in 2012. Are you saying you're responsible for Migos? I am responsible for the Migos. Who did they work with before Soulja Boy? Gucci Mane? They worked with Gucci Mane, yeah. And then what happened? Gucci Mane got locked up.

So when Gucci Mane was locked up, what was the Migos doing? Nothing. I was in the Versace video. YouTube, Migos, Versace. Drake ain't even show up. Drake wasn't even there. He was on the record.

I was in the video. Do you think it's... Ristic Kid used to sleep on my couch. I was the first rapper to fly Famous Dex to L.A. He was S.O.D.M.G. before he signed Rich the Kid and Rich Forever. I discovered Famous Dex. I discovered Chief Keef. Chief Keef was S.O.D.M.G. under my record label before he signed the Interscope Records.

So you think you're not getting the respect? No, listen. You're not listening. The Migos Versace. The Migos Vers're not listening. The Migos Versace... Listen, the Migos Versace record? That's my beat. YouTube Soulja Boy teach me how to swag too.

Four or five million views on that same beat. The producer Zaytoven, he sent the beat to me and the Migos. That's how we met. I said, yo, that's my beat. They said, yo, I know Soulja. Zaytoven, he sent the beat to me and the Migos. That's how we met. I said, yo, that's my beat. They said, yo, I know Soulja. Zaytoven sent us the same beat. So it's like, come on, when people talk about Kanye,

it's like, yo, bro, you got to do more than that. I'm really out here breaking boundaries. I'm really out here doing it. If anybody's a Steve Jobs jobs it's soldier now you i mean you've talked about the the the console where do you get it where did i get it no where like where can i get the console go to soldierwise.com look what did i say what takeoff say that's takeoff right from the migos right what he's reading soldiers DMs right now. What did Takeoff say? He gave you a heart, right? And what was that from?

That was from... When was that? Sunday. Sunday. No, yesterday. Yesterday at 3.30 a.m. I love the Migos. Can I go through your DMs, all of them? No.

Would you say you're the most influential rapper out right now? Most important influential. Are you a pioneer? Right now, I'm the hottest rapper in the game. Really? I'm the hottest rapper in the game. Biggie and Drake. Listen, let me.

Here we go. Drake? Drake? I mean, if you ask. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yozy Drake, this thing already. Yes, I thought you were a fan, bro. That's me. That's me. That's my bar. He copied that from me. That's my flow.

That's me word for word. YouTube, Soulja Boy, what's happening in 2006? That's tell me what's really going on. Soulja Boy, back in this thing already. What's happening in there?

I mean, yeah. So Drizzy Drake So Drizzy Drake copied my whole song on my whole bar on his first song. Drizzy Drake? You talking about the dude I made Nigga We Made It With? Nigga We Made It.

That Drizzy Drake? I'm just saying, if you ask a random person in the street. How is he more influential than me if he copying my bars? I never copied a Drake flow my whole career. Point soldier. It's a point for soldiers, no doubt. But I'm just saying, if you ask a random person in the street,

who do you think they're going to say? Nigga, me. I created this shit. I'm the reason why it is Amigos. He on tour with them. Look, I'm just giving you

a platform to explain stuff. Me, nigga. You're winning me over. Ain't nobody, I'm kind of taking, I'm sorry. I was humble for a long time. Not anymore.

I sat back for a long time. I didn't say nothing to a lot of people. Can only bite your tongue for so long. But it's done, bro. Like, don't play with me. Anybody play, like, it is what it is. My movie is going to set it in stone.

Before I leave, I'm going to get both of y'all numbers. And I'm going to text y'all a private link. Please do. And I'm going to let y'all watch my movie before anybody else see it. And y'all going to understand and y'all going to get it. So that's what I'm trying to do right now. So you conquered music. You conquered the gaming industry.

Yes. You're going to have this movie coming out. AMC Theaters. They So you've conquered music. You've conquered the gaming industry. Yes. You're going to have this movie coming out. AMC Theaters. They gave me $3 million. It's coming out this summer. This Can't Be Real. Soulja Boy the movie. What is it?

It's just about you? It's called This Can't Be Real. Yeah, it's the Soulja Boy movie. I mean, I can't even imagine. That's got to be like seven or eight hours long to try to put everything that Soulja does into it. I love you. It's like an hour and 45.

Like an hour and some change. But it's dope. I'm going to send you all a link. Let y'all check it out. That's awesome. Do you think you're the most influential musician of all time? Not of all time. In the rap game?

Not of all time. In the history of rap? Of this new generation, yes. Of all time, no. Because you have to tip your hats off to the Run DMCs and the Tupacs and the Notorious B.I.G. What about the Beatles? Everybody had to open doors for other ones. And that's why I don't understand, too. What about the Beatles? Oh, no. I don't like the Beatles.G. What about the Beatles? Everybody had to open doors for other ones. And that's why I don't understand, too.

What about the Beatles? Oh, no, I don't like the Beatles. You don't like the Beatles? Fuck the Beatles, man. Okay. I mean, Soldiers got more hits than the Beatles. Yeah, what have the Beatles done that Soldiers hasn't? Did the Beatles sell a video game console?

No. No? No. Do the Beatles put out records that move fucking units? Did the Beatles ever put out anything like Crank That? What's the dance that the Beatles put out records that move fucking units? Did the Beatles ever put out anything like Crank That? What's the dance that the Beatles did? Exactly. My whole thing, though, is the Beatles, they're legendary.

And you can't compare me with the Beatles because they're a group. You know what I'm saying? People compare Migos with the Beatles. You know what I'm saying? That's a comparison. Think about this. They're a group. What if there was like four or five soldiers?

Just like if you cloned yourself and you had five of them. The world wouldn't be able to handle that. If just two of me and it'd be a movie. I always thought about that. I was like, yo, if I had another soldier. Oh my god. You think that's a possibility? The gaming goes well? We get into the

fucking clone world? Listen, you want to be like Kanye and he's talking to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney? you want to be like that level shit? Clone yourself. It's only one and only soldier. But think about it, like if you lose one soldier

in a mudslide, poof, we got another soldier. I love that guy, yeah. Like, don't you ever want to maybe just like, maybe one day, you just,

you don't, you're not soldier, you just want to be like yourself and be quiet and be left alone and you could just have a soldier who does that. I wish, I wish I could do that. Right? It's hard when you're you. not soldier. You just want to be like yourself and be quiet and be left alone. You could just have a soldier who does that. I wish I could do that. It's hard when you're you.

I like it though. I love it. I wouldn't change it for nothing in the world because it's what I asked for. I asked for to be famous. I asked for it and it came. I have to be appreciative and just live with what I come with. Do you think that maybe one day we'll see soldier in the White House?

In the White House? I've been to the White House before. No, like in politics. You think you can get into politics? I think people would vote for Soulja. I'm the type of person to stay in my lane. You know, in politics. No, you're not.

You just told me you made a video game console. That's my lane. I grew up playing video games since five years old. How is that not my lane? All right, all right. Point to Soulja again. Soulja's throwing me around the ring right now. He's just smoking you.

I'm not trying to. I like you. I'm just explaining it to you. So are you going to come at Kanye now? Can we expect this? Are you going to put it on a record? I'm not coming at Kanye. I'm just letting it be known what it is.

I'm just better. I'm just letting it be known on what it is. You know? And I'm just better. I'm better than Kanye. I'm younger. I look better. I got more swag. I'm cooler. I'm more hip. And you're just talking too much, bro.

And you're in my field, and this is a competitive hip-hop game, so you're going to have to be quiet, bro. Do you think that, you know, Kanye— How you going to put a Trump hat on? That's crazy. Crazy. That was a move. I think he thought he was big enough to get away with that. How you going to disrespect a Trump hat on? That's crazy. Crazy. That was a move. I think he thought he was big enough to get away with that.

How you going to disrespect our culture like that? You know, I don't have nothing against nobody's culture and their beliefs and none of that. But at the end of the day, yo, Kanye, you African-American, bro. You black. You know what we've been through as a people, bro. Well, he doesn't. I mean, he said it. How you going to put a guy down?

Bro, my great. You disrespecting me. You disrespecting my granddaddy, my great't. I mean, he said it. How you going to put a guy down? Bro, my great, you disrespecting me, you disrespecting my granddaddy, my great granddaddy, my great grandmama, my great granddaddy been through slavery. They from Mississippi.

It's still racism down there. You know what I'm saying? He went on TMZ saying that, what did he say? He said slavery was a choice, right? Man, you stupid fool. That's so stupid.

That's a fucking crazy thing to say. That was one of the more ignorant things that has ever been said. How you going to say some shit like that, bro? Like, I feel like, yo, your That's so stupid. That's a fucking crazy thing to say. That was one of the more ignorant things that has ever been said. How you going to say some shit like that, bro? Like, I feel like, yo, your voice is so big. You have such a big platform. Your voice can move mountains. You can't go out here and co-sign Trump.

That's a slap to our whole community face. You know what I'm saying? We need Obama back in office, bro. I voted for Obama. He did eight years in office. I wish he could come back. You know what I'm saying? But it's just not even about that.

It's about positivity. You see what Trump promotes, bro. He separates people. He's building up a wall in Mexico. You cosigning this shit? You supposed to be the best hip-hop rapper in the game? Get the fuck out of here. Do you think he's crazy? He's gone to mental institutions, right?

Do you think he's just out of his mind? I don't know if he's crazy, but I don't respect what he's doing right now. I just don't. I mean, that's fair. I like Kanye, but I think when it comes to his politics, I think that's certainly a fair chance to have. I love Kanye, but it's like, why? Why would you do that?

You don't have to do that. You're Kanye. You don't need the clout. You don't need the fame. You don't need nothing that you're— So why do it? That's why i'm confused i i feel like uh you know his mo right now is he he he goes on twitter and he just goes on a rant and it just floods my my timeline it's just it's a mess no i think that the way that

soldier boy works his twitter is like people should take a lesson on that yeah you you got some tweets man i printed them out here. Okay. I feel like these are like your top five tweets ever. I want you to just read them and just tell me what was going through your mind when you put these out. Okay.

In this world, you either crank that Soulja Boy or it cranks you. Yo, 910,000 likes. I was trying to aim for a million. 481,000 retweets. I was trying to aim for a million. 481,000 retweets. I was trying to aim for a million. That's some deep shit.

Like, it's very philosophical. Either you crank it or it cranks you. Life can be a motherfucker like that. Right? It's a metaphor, man. You know, it's just like either you get up and you work or you're going to be broke. It's either you fight for your love or you're going to be lonely. It's either you get up and clean your car or your car is going to be dirty.

You know what I'm saying? Either you Superman that hoe or she Superman's you. Am I right? Am I right, brother? I'm getting my first idea of where it's going there. Yeah, man. How about this one? This was, you just mentioned him, your boy Obama.

This one. On email, talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. Wow. That's what I tried to tell y'all. We need Obama back in office. What did he say about the troop situation? I can't even remember. Was this from 2011?

What is it, 2019? It was eight years ago. I mean, when you have a conversation with the president of the United States about the troop situation, I feel like you would remember. Eight years ago? I mean, Obama doesn't even phase you. That's not even a memorable conversation. Yeah, I got to pull up the email. I'll like you would remember. Eight years ago? Obama doesn't even phase you. That's not even a memorable conversation. I'll pull up the email.

I love Obama. His daughters love me. When he first became president, they said that me and Beyonce were their favorite artists. So I always had a relationship with the Obamas. I love the Obamas. I love what they did for America. He made history. He was the first black president.

And he did a good job, man. You know, so, yeah. Shout out to Obama. You know, actually, I think I was reading a story recently about someone who met Obama, and they said that the most surprising thing about him was how often he said fuck. Which I was like, that's just cool. You say fuck in the White House. I'm down with it.

I could just see him doing that voice. Fuck? Fuck yourself? Yo. This one, this is new. This is 2018. Okay. But I think this pretty much sums you up.

I've been finessing since my space. Are you the finesse king? Yeah. I feel like your first ballot, finesse hall of fame. Like nobody finesses harder than Soulja. I started finse, man. It's crazy because one thing I regret is just, like, teaching people how to finesse. Wait, can you give us lessons?

Yeah, because, like, look. Teach me how to finesse. Like, look, so, like, I'm not racist. I love white people. They're my biggest fans. They're my biggest fans. I have a white homeboy. He's my best friend, right?

And I taught him how to. I got a black friend now. Me and you. I taught him how to finesse. Worst thing I have a white homeboy. He's my best friend, right? And I taught him how to... I got a black friend now. Me and you. I taught him how to finesse. Worst thing I ever did in my life. Why? He finesses everybody. His own mom, his sister, cousins.

I'm like, yo, you can't finesse your mom, bro. Like, that's your mom. He's like, Soulja, I'm about to go finesse my mom. I'm about to go get 20 bands. I'm like, yo. I'm like, bro. So I just... You can get addicted to finessing. You really can. So ever since then, I'm like, yo, I'm like, bro! You can get addicted to finessing.

So ever since then, I'm like, yo, I'm not teaching nobody how to finesse no more. It's a powerful tool, man. It's a lot of responsibility in finesse. One of the white stereotypes, right, that we call our mom by their first name. Fuck off, Lauren! Yo, finessing is mom.

I'm like, bro, what is going on here? Finesse is an artwork. It'm like, bro, what is going on here? Finesse is an artwork. It's an art form. And you're Picasso, bro. This was a video that came with it, too. That's an all-timer right there. It's your boy, Soulja Boy.

I'm in Dubai. Look at this camel behind me scratching his neck. Turn up. So basically. You ever think when you were growing up you'd be in Dubai with camels? Never. Crazy, right? What's your name? Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Never, Kevin. so basically you ever think when you were growing up you'd be in Dubai with camels never crazy right what's your name

Kevin Kevin Kevin never Kevin never I would never I was in Dubai I was in the middle of the desert

we was riding on four wheelers and um I'm cool with um the chic out there what a sentence yeah I'm cool with the chic

yeah and me and his son we was riding four wheelers and they brought the camels out so I pull out the Instagram and I'm cool with the chic yeah and me and his son we was riding four wheelers and they brought the camels out so I pull out the Instagram and I'm like yo this your boy

Soulja Woman Dubai and really the camel was behind me scratching his neck like on a pole he was taking his pole and I was like look at that camel

scratching his neck turn up and it just went viral and it was just a meme and just Drake commenting on it and it was just crazy and then

I was like yo I want a camel like what the fuck like I should have one in my did you get a camel no

what's the camel go for I don't know I wish I could have one in my house but Dubai was fun I love going there I just came back like last week

I was in Dubai last week I just did white Dubai over there it was lovely where's home for you Atlanta Georgia the first time I was in Dubai last week. I just did white Dubai over there. It was lovely. Where's home for you? Atlanta, Georgia. The first time I went to Dubai was with Kobe Bryant. He flew me out, and I played on his basketball team.

He coached me. He was a good coach. We won. Kobe's a good coach? He's not tough to play with? No, he was. Georgia, pastor got there. Drake, soldier.

I'm like, oh, shit, this is Kobe. Coach Kobe. If I fucking lose right now he's probably gonna beat my ass when I get in the locker room so I'm just out there trying to bust every three

and we won and I was just so happy he did the crank that and it was cool dude what a moment when Kobe Bryant's your coach you're bombing threes

you win and he's doing your dance he's pranking you if we would've lost it would've been nasty I could tell he's very passionate about basketball If we would have lost, it would have been nasty. I could tell. He's very passionate about basketball. Sure is.

How about this? That's what they say about the Lakers, right? They're always scared to fuck up in practice. Justin Bieber bought me a balloon. Best fucking birthday ever. Good night. That's crazy. July 29, 2011.

2011 has some good tweets on. So how old are you at that point? 21. So look, 2011 2011 i was 21 so my birthday was july 28 so this is the next day this is the 29th so five in the morning so this is when i got back from the club i was staying on star beach i'm sorry star island in miami florida i got back justin he was staying in my house he stayed there for like a week, like a week and a half. And I just got back from a birthday party, and he gave me a balloon. That's it? I mean, to be honest.

That's kind of cheap if you're Justin Bieber. It was just funny. It was a joke. Like, I think, I don't know. I don't know. I was sitting there playing at Xbox, and he just walked in. He just gave me a balloon. He was like, happy birthday.

And I was like, I just tweeted, yo, Justin Bieber just gave me a balloon. It was a joke happy birthday. And I was like, I just tweeted, Joseph Beaver just gave me a balloon. It was a joke. You still talk to Beaver? Yeah, still talk to Beavs. He's all married now, all wifed up. Yeah, man. Yo, I'm on Marriage Boot Camp right now. That's right. WeTV. Marriage Boot Camp. Hip Hop Edition.

You are on it? You're a part of the boot camp? Or you're giving out advice? What's your role here on Married to Boot Camp? I'm a part of the cast. I'm the star of the show. Obviously, everywhere you go, you're the fucking star. But tell me what goes on. It's me and my girl

and we're locked in a house for 10 days with four other couples and we can't leave. How long have you been with your girl? 10 years. She's a real one, huh? Yeah. Nia Riley, she's the daughter of Teddy Riley,

producer for Michael Jackson. Mm-hmm. We were just trying to make our relationship work. It was fun, man. I had fun. How does that work with... Well, we don't want to spoil it, aren't we? Yeah, we'll have to tune in to find out the ins and outs.

We TV, man. Every Thursday at 10 o'clock. How's it... So basically, Teddy Riley's your father-in-law. Yeah. That's, I mean, is he,

as an artist, what's that like? As an artist, it's very inspiring. You get in the booth with him at all? No. He produce any of your music?

No. No, you keep it. We have conversations, though, about music, and that's enough of me. He's a giant,

man. He's a legend of the game. Yeah. This was one of my favorites here. You put it up on Instagram. You left, it just said, this was from. Wow, how are you guys finding this? I don't see, man. He's a legend of the game. This was one of my favorites here. You put it up on Instagram. You left. It just said this was from. Wow.

How are you guys finding this? I don't see, man. Yo, that's some. Yo. I don't know what year it's from. It doesn't say there. That's legendary. It just said I left 3K in my pants.

And it's a picture of $100 bills laid out around the washing machine because you put it through the wash. Yo, I remember that, bro. Three grand in the wash is like, I'm upset if I'm like, can I leave a 20 in there? I leave a 20 in my pocket so I put three grand.

I was a five. I find a five in my pocket and I'm like, fuck yeah, this is a good Tuesday, man. I feel like that's ashtray money for you though. Three K?

Whatever, dude. I try to be humble and I try to, you know, budget my money. I was in Los Angeles. Wait, wait, wait. You're trying to budget your money?

Look at your neck, bro! That's part of the budget. He budgeted in five chains. It's part of the budget, bro. My guy. Listen, if you got it, spend it. I was in L.A. I had a condo across the street from the Staples Center, 717 West Olympic Boulevard.

I took off my pants. I put them in the washing machine and when I took them out it was money all over the machine and I was like fuck I left all my money in my pocket bro why you didn't tell me and I had to put it in the dryer and I laid it all out and dried them out I love it man we all do that except you know

I do it with 5 bucks you do it with 3,000 it's just I don't know how I did it, man. We all do that, except, you know, I do it with five bucks. You do it with 3,000. It's just, I don't know how I did it. It's the nature of the game. This was one, this was actually recently. And, I mean, you said Nintendo ain't going to do shit. I feel like they did some shit, though, man. Right?

They're coming for you. No? You're going to battle with Nintendo here. That's scary. So, basically, my lawyer said I can't speak on it. Okay. I can't speak. I'm sorry, lawyer said I can't speak on it. Okay. I can't speak. I'm sorry, guys.

I'll give you everything else. But my console is out. SoldierWatch.com. Order your video game console. But yeah. Okay, what's next? Because I think we should do Soldier Water.

I have my new energy drink. It's called Glow. Silly me for not even thinking that Soldier is one step ahead. I have energy drink. What's it called? Glow. Glow.

Glow. You go to DrinkGlow.com. It's lovely, man. I love it. I have an energy drink. What's it called? Glow. Glow. Go to drinkglow.com. It's lovely, man. I love it. It tastes beautiful, too. Why don't we do... It tastes so good. Why don't we do like...

Let's do Soldier KFC Radio. How about that? How about you buy into this? Yo, you partner up? Hey, man, I'm all here. If you want some equity in the podcast, we can do that. This is my energy drink. It's called drink.

It's called glow. Yeah, man. I mean, this... It's a very, very sexy drink. I love it. It looks sleek. I'll tell you what. Soulja Boy keeps handing me his phone. That's a dangerous game.

I wanted to bring some for you. Take a look at some of those pictures. What's on the camera roll there? Just DM me. Y'all guys are crazy. DM me the address. I'll send you guys a box of my energy drink what about like

soldier furniture soldier couch soldier bed I don't know right now I'm just doing the soldier watch the soldier console and

let me take a look at this real quick here you go you wanna take it out the box yeah I'm looking at the soldier console right now yeah to unbox it yeah we'll do a little

unboxing here for the barstool gold people first time. Boom. Soldier console. Looking nice and sleek, small, compact. You can take it with you anywhere.

Hook it right up to the TV. Now, pitch me, like why should I be playing Soldier game instead of Xbox, PlayStation? Because Xbox doesn't come with 800 games already installed on it.

That's a good pitch. You know? Soldier's been just knocking the pitches out of the park. He's got to answer the perfect question. Seriously.

Once you buy an Xbox or a PlayStation, you have to spend an additional $50 to $100 just for two games. This one, you buy $100 and it comes with 800 games.

What kind of games are we talking? Super Mario. Like regular Sonic. Your favorite games? Like regular shit. Street Fighter. It's not like

bootleg games or something. Fortnite. Oh shit. Fortnite? I've never played your favorite games like regular shit Street Fighter Mortal Kombat it's not like bootleg games or something Fortnite oh shit Fortnite I've never played Metal Gear Solid Dragon Ball Z what do you play

I love Fighting Force there's a game on call Fighting Force I love it I play it all day I love Fortnite I love Call of Duty Overwatch

shit like that we gotta get some like soldier branding on here though you know what I mean yeah it's the first official console so this is you know

this is like the first one oh this is a gift to me thank you so much i appreciate it all of our guests have to give something when they come on the show so i appreciate you bringing this through uh i mean you are the finesse king there's nothing that soldier can't do why don't you start a podcast why don't you why don't you be we we used to have a third co-host he's on to something else now you want to be the third co-host? We also had a third co-host Asa Akira You familiar with Asa Akira?

Yeah Her work She was our co-host That's dope What happened? She quit? Yeah I mean basically

She just went back to porn She makes more money in porn Than she did here So It's big shoes to fill But I feel like If there's anybody who could do it It would be Soulja Boy

No for sure That sounds like a dope idea, man. So Soulja, tell them what's next after, you know, is it Kanye you're going to focus on? Is it your game? Soulja Boy, tell them. Next is the movie. The Soulja Boy movie releases. I'm getting, we're changing numbers.

I'm getting that link. I'm going to give you the link. It releases this summer at AMC Theaters. And after that will be the eSports team. I recently went to BlizzCon, and I just saw the Overwatch tournament, and it was just more people than a basketball game, like 40,000, 50,000 people. They've been on ESPN and shit. That shit's crazy.

That's next. All for a video game. The same way you were pioneering, like, the rap game, you got to be in on the eSports. eSports is next. I'm starting to. So if you're that 16, 17-year-old kid out there with a dream of passion, I'm looking for you. You know, I'm signing

young gamers to my organization. All right, brother. We appreciate you coming through. Thank you so much, man. Thank you, Soulja. All right, big thanks to Soulja Boy,

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We'll get to some voicemails. We got to talk the Firefest documentary is out. Fire Fraud. Fire Fraud Fights is obsessed with Firefest. I love Firefest. And I was obsessed long before. I'm surprised

you didn't do investigative journalism on this. I don't. I like to consume investigative journalism. I don't like to participate. Too much work. But I was very interested in Fyre Fest from the jump. I thought it was an interesting idea. And I liked it. I didn't want to go.

I didn't want to go. I mean, yeah, like travel and be with strangers and i like all that stuff but like it's just like not not at a festival i don't i'm not a festival guy you're not festival people not a festival guy i've been to country fest which is just a country concert but we call it country fest because it's the closest thing we get to a festival but i'm not a festival i had no interest never attending a bonnaroo or coachella whatever anything like that. But I just found it fascinating.

I thought the idea was interesting. I thought the marketing was great. I paid attention to it. And then so when you're emotionally invested, I wasn't emotionally invested, but I was intrigued by this idea. And so the downfall of it, like anything, right? You build something up and the downfall is far more interesting than the rise. And everyone yearns for the fall in the rise you don't want there's no way you're making a documentary about a cool festival with influencers and music and booze you're making a festival about one that crashes right yeah you know what no one cares about successful things and that's why watching the documentary i became so jealous that i didn't go to fire festival because, and I,

not, not the, not the marketed version. I wanted to go to the chaotic version. The one that is, I mean, a truly apocalyptic Lord of the flies scenario. Like that's just actual FEMA tents.

I wanted to be there so bad. I'm watching all the B roll, which honestly just could be placed in, in a red cross commercial. That could have been Katrina. It could have beenroll which honestly just could be placed in in a red cross commercial that could have been katrina it could have been just like put that in a red cross he would just float down the ocean on beds that's that's crazy that's that's a that and they were they were doing it happily and that's why i was so jealous not being there because because of all for all the social media uproar and i and had i spent you know my life savings if I had been so idiotic and dumb with money that I spent my life savings.

My thing is that's why I have no problem just loving and relishing this, is that there are no victims here. Because if you did this, you're an asshole. No, I disagree with that. I disagree with that. The people who were like, I spent all my money on this, you deserve this. Well, you're poor with money, but I don't think you're an asshole. I mean, like, you're probably an asshole.

No, no, no, you're an asshole. But everyone who went to Firefights is not an asshole. Disagree. So everyone who goes to Quattro's is an asshole? Yeah. Everyone who goes to La Palooza

is an asshole? Yeah, pretty much all the festival people. I don't think you're an asshole if you're a festival person. I'm not one of them, but I think some people just truly enjoy music and that stuff.

I think if you spent all of your money on it. That's what I mean. That's not everybody. A lot of people are just rich. Right, but those people just like truly enjoy music and that stuff. I think if you spent all of your money, that's what I mean. That's not everybody. A lot of people were just rich. Right. But those people are like, they weren't the ones complaining.

I feel like they just like hopped. They turned around and got the fuck out of there. People who were like trapped there. I mean, the people who spent, who bought $30,000 villas that just didn't exist. I'm sure they were complaining. I'm sure they're like,

where's my goddamn motherfucking villa. Yeah, but I don't, I'm going to park you. I'm going to park you. If you can afford a $30,000 villa, that's a beautiful, it's victimless. It's victimless. No, I hate, but I don't feel bad about that. I'm going to park you. If you can afford a $30,000 villa, that's beautiful. It's victimless.

It's victimless. No, I hate that. I don't think that just because someone's rich doesn't mean they can't get fucked. I think, like, I hated that when Gawker did that, when Gawker had an article about, oh, billionaire Jerry Seinfeld's upset someone hit and run his car. Yeah, man, someone hit and run his fucking car. I'd be pissed. You're allowed to be mad at that.

I got fucked. Someone fucked me. I'm mad about that. I don't think just because you're wealthy, you're not allowed to get upset about money. But that's not the way. I'm jealous about being there because for two reasons. One, it's just such an incredible story.

To tell that story. We were talking about this on radio, and we were truly, I keep saying truly. You get one crutch. It's so annoying. We were actually begging someone who went to the fire press to call. We just talked to you. I need someone who ate that fucking Kraft single sandwich.

Did you actually eat that? Was that just one shitty sandwich, or they all were really like that? Did you really sleep in a FEMA tent? Did you get your passport stolen? Were you being robbed at gunpoint? Was there any – did Kendall Jenner show up at all? A million questions. And if you could answer them or at least say I was there, you are the most interesting person at the party.

No doubt. But also you're an interesting person just with your friends. It's just a funny story. It's like how frat guys always talk about Hell Week. You bond. friends it's just a funny story it's like how frat guys always talk about hell week where it's like it's just this is bonding experience where it's just there there's like a fun a successful trip isn't really a fun trip yeah there's there's it's gotta be a little danger and maybe a little death since i've been able to afford trips i don't talk about my trips anymore i just go on my trip and i try and relax and i don't and then i come home and i go back to work and that's very

very similar to uh when you turn 21 and you have to hustle for your booze. Right. And you used to have to have a story of how you snuck it and stole it or scammed it and schemed it. And then it's just like, okay, everything went smoothly

and I just bought this and it was fine. That's not a fun story. I ended up giving my fake ID to my friend when I turned 21, but I had planned to just keep using it. Just keep using that. Where's the fun in just using a legitimate license where's the fun in going to a successful festival not like like have you ever heard and been interested by or have you ever wanted to tell

a story of someone who was like yeah i went over to say the ritz down in san juan you know service was lovely great gym you, they had these fantastic cocktails. Fuck that story, man. I don't give a shit about that. I want to hear about the chaos. I want to hear about the shit where you thought your life was in danger.

Tell me that you almost died. Yeah. Now I'm listening. I don't want to hear. If you were just like, oh my God, like Haley Baldwin was there while like Skrillex played,

it'd be like, ah. Yeah. Can anybody almost get shot? If you came back from Fyre Fest and it was a successful journey, you would have, no one would be interested

in your story. You'd be annoyed. No, you'd be the asshole. You want to look at my pictures at the festival? No. No, I have no desire to look at any of that shit.

It makes it. Bro, it was so epic when the beat dropped. Nobody cares. No one cares. But, were all of your belongings stolen while you were

rotting in a tent? Literally in storage tanks that you had to climb into in the dark and use your phone as a flashlight but didn't have any chargers so you were up against the clock. Fun story.

$3 million worth of booze. My heart's racing even thinking about that. Just strewn about it. It wasn't even an island. It was just a lie that they had an island. But strewn about this parking lot of a Sandals fucking resort that you can just take a bottle of rum. And even in that moment, like, yeah, it's chaotic and it's dangerous and maybe a little scary but even even in that moment i would have a blast with my friends i would have so much fun because it's just like it's one of those things where everything is so done and over

and and it's it's it's the end of the world essentially you know and like that's those moments are fun those moments are funny they're they're and you know you just sit around you have a drink and you're like this is do you know why outrageous because those moments can't be recreated right like we we everybody has you try to recreate certain things like we tried to do like there was always one year a hobo can say patrick said it was really fun we started at like 6 a.m and we tried to always replicate that every year and it just wasn't the same or we had one year we had like a.m. and we tried to always replicate that every year and it just wasn't the same. Or we had one year we had like a Super Bowl party that nobody

had to give a fuck about the Super Bowl party and it ended up breaking down and just becoming like a rager. And it was like, all right, let's do that again next year. And the Super Bowl came around and we tried to do it and we just can't do it. And you cannot recreate those conditions so you know, maybe even subconsciously, like in the moment, this is a one-of-a-kind thing that's never going to happen.

Maybe ever again. Probably ever again because everyone is doing it's going to jail yeah so you know like we are a part of something one and done here it's one of the it's like you know all the stories i talk about buying drugs in the bahamas going over the hill in nassau i was in el salvador i thought gorillas were gonna kill me on a mountaintop like that's just fucking fun people want to hear about that just talk about milton millen tough we had squirrels in the walls and fucking bugs raining from the ceiling we're still blocking our asses off yeah like that was that was it that's the shit this is built on but i'll say that's what that's what creates these kind of interesting people people who go through that kind of shit it's a lot easier saying this as you know you're like a six foot tall 200 pound man

because i'm sure if you were a girl in fire fest you were like get me the fuck out of here i'm quite sure yeah but like if you're a girl just in the world you're you're used to that feeling like all of these stories these are very much like you said there's a reason why like frat boys are talking about them because girls are like these are the most terrifying moments of our lives i'm glad you guys are having fun but we might be killed right now. But I don't think that's any, any more scary for a woman than just walking. I know it's crazy.

It's crazy, but like, like that's why girls always have the most interesting story in the world. It's like, what did you do today? Uh, well, I walked from the subway station.

One of the lights was out in the parking lot. Right. I became fucking Rambo. I had to sprint. Yeah. I went, I went for a jog at night with headphones in. It was the scariest two 20 minutes of my life.

Like that's that, like that. I mean, that's the unfortunate truth, but yeah, it's, it's, uh,

I, women are, are a heart and they're battle tough because they walk around scared all the time. Every single day. Anyway, fire fest. I'm sure it was dope.

I need someone else to like, like, you know, when rich people, I was reading about billionaire sabbaticals. You know about these? No. It's like billionaires are planning these trips

to get back to roots and live like the poor people do, except they're like... You go to the African Serengeti and you go on a safari. That's fucking incredible. But it's like you're out in the fucking field, so you feel like a caveman rather than a billionaire. But they have this team. They go look at snow leopards.

It's like Bear Grylls Survivor Man, but in real life. Yeah, yeah. But they have a team go out and wait for snow leopards to show up. And then they radio you, like, all right, the snow leopards are here. Helicopter them in. Because the billionaires can't be waiting around

for the snow leopards to actually show up. Oh my God. But you get to live like you're in the mountaintops.ops or imagine being so delusional and so disconnected from reality they call it a sabbatical that you believe that you're living like right like that right like it sounds fun it sounds cool i do it but i wouldn't be like i'm back to my roots this is this is how the other half lives right i'd be like i'm being rich as fuck right now yeah no see what we need is someone to just keep planning like disastrous like Fyre Fest. We can get involved in one of those.

Yeah, we just need more scammers in this world. We need someone else. As everyone else says. But even that, you can't plan a disaster because it's not really a disaster. Because we know that no one's life is in danger. You know what has to happen? We got to let that guy out of jail and do it again? No, we got to do it.

Because we will fuck it up. We can try. We'll fuck it up. It'll be like, oh, is this part of the game? Like, it's a disaster. Classic Barstool. Those gorillas are actually fucking real. These guys are hired, right?

Yeah. I mean, that is the beauty of us, isn't it? Right? You never know. We're not scamming you. We're genuinely trying. We're just incompetent. And so, I mean, I guess.

We're not malicious. We're dumb. I guess we did it with the Blackout Tour. Yeah. You know, that was. You pulled it off. We pulled it off. So maybe I'm not speaking out of school.

Maybe I'm speaking out of turn here. Maybe we'd be successful with it. But, I mean, it's definitely. We've done it. We've done Firefights, actually. Now that I'm'm thinking i remember reading deep quotes today from when dave was on radio and he's talking he's talking about black i'm sure he's talking about this that must be what brought it up um yeah i mean we knocked it out of the park we're making like 500 grand a night at some point big but i remember being like we are all rich and then it just stopped

it's like oh never mind we had like a,000 person menu and only like 700 people showed up. I was like, all right, I guess this trend's over. Yeah, that was, that was, it came to a fast and hot, quick, fast, quick and fast stop. It was over real quick. Yeah, it was like, okay, so these are, these are done. If you want to, SeatGeek would have been great. SeatGeek would have fucking, it would have had all the Blackout Tour tickets. Yeah.

Because there was definitely a secondary market for it. I was a ticket, I was a ticket checker. Yeah. I did everything. I did everything on that goddamn tour. We'd set up. We'd be mascots.

We were ticket checkers. We were fucking security. It was unbelievable. One stop shop. I literally was at the front door checking tickets and I'd come in and put on a fucking

rabbit costume and jump into the crowd. Rabbit costume. It worked, baby. We made that work. Suck my dick, Seth McFarlane. Seth McFarlane. What's his name? Bobby McFarlane. Billy McDowell.

Seth McFarlane's the family guy, dude. Seth McFarlane. But you fuck him, too. He kind of looks like Seth McFarlane. This guy, by the way. This Billy McFarlane fella. Mike's got his name wrong. Like Portnoy.

Remember like Billy McDonald or Frankie McDowell? He never got it right. This guy, despite the fact that he's a sociopath and all that, he just looks like someone you should arrest. Like any cop who walked by him without without arresting him at any point at any point in his life they're complicit in this they're he just he's a guy where you know he's about stopping frisk and stuff like that he's he's a stop and arrest you stop just as just a look on his face the look of his face you go you you date rape somebody at at some point, or you're in the middle of a credit card scam called

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what would you do? Do you think you'd be able to keep it a secret? Would you tell anybody? I guess what amount of money would you take in order to keep it a secret? So let me know. I just tweeted out. I'd be like, yo, you know how mean the internet's been to me this year? Fuck all you guys.

Revenge, bitch. I guess I might do – we forgot to ask about the Cash App. I'm just tweeting out asking for money. I guess I would say – but no one would believe me. So it's really one of those things. Seriously, open up Cash App. Give me 10 bucks. I'll tell you the end.

I would say I won't tell you. Oh, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I won't tell you the end oh i would say i won't tell you oh right right yeah yeah yeah yeah like i won't tell you the end right um but the uh i'll tell you why the quickest way i would love to watch someone lose all their followers that would be a good social experiment get like someone who has like 50 million followers and be like in 24 hours i'm going to tweet out the game is from throwing spoilers and i think they will have zero followers. No, because I wouldn't follow because if someone knows you're going to hear it.

People are pretty good about Game of Thrones spoilers, I feel like. Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a big scene spoiler like that. I mean, I watch live, so it's hard not to. You mean like the production? No, I mean like the world. People are pretty respectful of Game of Thrones. They'll spoil other shit, but people just seem to know not pretty respectful of Game of Thrones. They'll spoil other shit,

but people just seem to know not to fuck with Game of Thrones. I think people have just come around on spoilers. People have just understood. You can't be spoiled. Spoilers are not real. Spoilers is a fake fucking thing.

I think people have just understood if I don't watch it live, it's that or it's crazy. But even more, think about how many movies you watch where it starts out with a car accident and they're like 24 hours earlier

and rewinds. You know there's a car accident at the end. And the movie's still good. Happens all the time. There's many, many movies that do that. Many TV shows that you know what happens. It's not really you want. It's almost like you almost like it

because you know there's a payoff. Yeah, yeah. I actually love. I think Hank's got a lot of shit for this on PMT. I love the way Hank watched Game of Thrones. Yeah, he watched like a couple Started season 3 He's re-watching it now

And he's been spoiled on a few things But he knows that it's worth it Because there's going to be these big seminal moments throughout So when you get to them I guess I kind of knew that was coming I had someone yell at me for a spoiler recently I forget what it was People don't even know the definition anymore

It was like an 8 year old movie That's not what a spoiler is. I forget what it was. People don't even know the definition anymore. It was like an 8-year-old movie. That's not what a spoiler is. You goddamn son of a bitch. Remember when people got mad at Eazy-E? People spoiled straight out of Compton because Eazy-E was dead? That's a real-life movie, man. That's history, bro.

That's a real-life movie. The North won the Civil War. Right. I don't know. Lincoln, he freed the slaves. The North wins. I gotta see the movie. You don't know if that was exactly what I was going to spoil. Lincoln frees the slaves. Yeah, the North wins. Well, hang on. I gotta see the movie. You haven't given us time to see it yet. People get mad if I tweet like, whoa, that was some

fucking shit tonight. Oh, suck my goddamn ass. No spoilers. Oh, well, something happened tonight on the show that made me go, whoa. Yeah, it's Game of Thrones, obviously. I can't believe that person died. Yeah, it happens Game of Thrones, obviously. Obviously. I can't believe that person died. Yeah, that was their fucking day, man. Goddamn assholes.

But no, I think I would just tweet it. I think I would. Just unsolicited. Because I would do it as a fuck you to all the people who said, this is a spoiler. I'd be like, this is a legitimate spoiler. I would say that after I spoiled it already. You know what I would do?

That's a spoiler. You know when they say in Arrested Development, leave a note? I'd be like, hey, by the way, Jon Snow gets the Iron Throne. That's a spoiler. I like that. I would be the guy. I would tweet it out as a theory. And then I would get all the retweets after it happened.

You know when they're like, this dude predicted the Warriors were going to win in seven fucking five years ago. You ever seen when they tweet out every outcome and then they just delete all the wrong ones? I think they've solved that. I think that happened with the World Cup.

That was World Cup like five years ago. That was the big thing where it was like, someone's like, oh my God, this guy's predicting every single,

but he would go locked and then he would wait for the game and then unlock and all that. But I think, I feel, because it hasn't happened

again in forever. I think it was a big thing in the 2012? Either. I mean... I don't know. How would you prevent it, though? Like, right now, if I just said, like, you know... 14 World Cup? If I just tweeted out Jon Snow, Cersei, everybody, like, all of them,

and then just delete them when the finale comes out, how would anybody, unless they, like, tracked that I had tweeted out everybody already unless they had screenshots of that but if they hadn't fixed it wouldn't you imagine that it would happen all the time I don't recall how they would fix it yeah you're right if someone if you had like

John's gonna do this Cersei's gonna do that and the dragon's gonna do this and it was like spot on because you knew it has to be like a nobody account like you can't like if you just tweeted everybody you'd be like well it's clear what john's doing right now and it's pretty obvious but you know i'm saying you had the answer you had one tweet that said all of that if i were to guess on the podcast if i had to guess this is what i think is going to happen what do you think is going to happen and the white walker's gonna win yeah yeah that'd be crazy i

mean it's not actually it wouldn't be. They're a fucking gigantic army. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're probably going to win. It would be logical. Spoiler alert. It would be logical for the undead as people. It would be cold and fucking logical. Like, I don't think it's going to be a good ending.

Happy ending. I don't think it should be a happy ending. I think I'm going to be mad if it's Jon Snow. I'm not going to be mad. Everything is, you know. I don't think that would be very true to the show. But you don't know what powers he

gets. So we can't really speak on that now. But I just mean in general the idea of a good guy winning I think is not very Game of Thrones-esque. But if Jon Snow doesn't end up on it, I think then the book title becomes illogical. Then the book title becomes illogical? Let the book title becomes illogical? With fire and ice?

And the images and the logos of the artwork, I think all of that hints towards... Well, it could be. That could mean like... I mean, the ice can always be the White Walkers and they could take over. I would love Cersei to win.

I would love Cersei to win, but it's not... She's such a bad bitch. She's so evil and be. I would love Cersei to win. I would love Cersei to win, but it's not. She's such a bad bitch. She's so evil and awesome. I'd love Cersei to win. I don't think, I wouldn't like the White Walkers to win, because I think that's too logical. I think that's, you know what? Yeah, like, these guys are the undead monsters. Like, of course they kill everybody.

But I would like something to happen. I do, because I do like, you know me, I'm a little pussy. And I do like something to like, you know, me. I'm a little pussy and I do like something to like good good prevailed. I do. I do root for good in this world and I think it'd be nice to feel good prevailed. If that doesn't happen

I want that evil goddamn bitch Cersei to prevail. That's fucking going. I want her to have sex again. All these girls are so popular now. They don't want fuck on camera anymore. I want Cersei to win. I want her to fuck on top of that throne. She was popular now, they don't want to fuck on camera anymore. I want Cersei to win. I want her to fuck on top of that throne. Well, she was naked, what, two seasons ago?

I mean, come on. I want her to fuck on top of that throne. Didn't she use a body double one time? Yeah, right? Yeah. I thought they were like, thank God. I want to see that butt. Next voicemail is brought to you by ClassPass.

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ClassPass.com slash try slash KSC for a free month. What's up, KSC Radio? This is Vincent Philly driving home right now. So the other day, a couple of weirder people in my office heard something online where if you leave one ear pod on your desk or something like that you can connect it to your phone and walk out of the room and uh hear what anybody can say around you and they did it when i was one of the only people in the office just to experiment and didn't tell me and they told me they could hear everything clearly um so now one i'm terrified that at any

even point that i'm going to be e-shopped on. But also, I was curious, I think I know the answer will be, but would you want to know what people say about you or just in general office gossip that you wouldn't normally hear? I don't know. Just figure it out. It's a great question. I mean, it's an easy answer. Ignorance is always bliss.

It's a great question. It's an easy answer. Right. People give fucking Facebook shit. This is, I don't even care about the philosophical shit about what you want to hear about people. I want to talk about this actual issue. This is fucked up.

This is fucking fucked up. The fact that we have this technology and people, people endorse it and employ it and, and, and spread the word. Yeah. It's, it's,

it's, I was about to actually ask how it happens. I don't want to do that because I don't want you to describe it. I don't want people to know how to use this power. I'm a Bose guy. I'm a fucking Air fucking. I'm a headphones guy.

Fuck this AirPod shit. And the debate rages on, which is better. Well, mine can't tear you down in a fit of fucking surveillance. So fuck you, AirPods. I genuinely believe that this is, there's been so much talk of, and I think

Facebook's the devil. I think it's a disaster. I think it will be like the downfall of society. I do truly think that. I'm truly against, son of a bitch. I haven't used it the whole time. I'll fucking fall back in here, back into Truly, son of a bitch. But the, I do, I honestly believe

it's going to be, if that's not exactly the domino that causes it, like that will be the domino that causes that domino. It's Facebook said it's a problem. I mean, the founders themselves says that we have redesigned how the human brain works. It's a problem that we've done. And it's, I think, and obviously, you know, election tampering and all that nonsense too. It's what it's done to society, what it will do to society, I think, is really, really bad. Weren't you just telling me about something where, like, someone from the 80s was like, I'm out because this is too dangerous?

And that was, like, in the 80s? That was NCAA. Oh, okay. But same sort of shit where it's like, this has been a problem for a long time. But I think this will cause more wars. I think this will cause a war. The AirPods? Yes. Yeah, like, someone's just gonna like like some fucking spies is gonna leave an airpod and eventually you

know a lot of people have airpods now like it's not out of place to just see an airpod no and you can hide it if you need to it's small it's discreet this is actually apple's not really trying to fucking get you a wireless way to listen to music they're trying to fucking spy on you wait you guys think that AirPods is more advanced than the current espionage technology that people have? Like, if they want to bug you, they can bug you. But this is high-end plane site, Brandon. Yeah.

This is right there. You don't have access to the fucking high-end surveillance. You have access to AirPods. So some random person who now has access to these AirPods is going to start a war? Yes. How is that? Brandon, don't fucking fact check our theories, okay?

I just want to know why we think a war. Like someone's going to fucking AirPod Trump. You don't think Trump would be like, oh, look at the No, but I think that the people capable of starting war are already able to get intel on him. Somebody could make a fake headphone. No, this is naive of you. People who are starting war are already able to get intel on him. When you walk into a random –

Somebody could make a fake headphone. No, this is naive of you. When you walk into a random room, and I imagine Trump the same way or any higher up in the government, it's because it's how I act at Barstool. I don't take my personal calls in Barstool sports. No, yeah. Well, that's why we're good with this because I don't ever say anything that could be jeopardizing because i know at all times i'm being surveilled right exactly average layman with a normal job they're gonna let it fly and not realize that there's a fucking airpod stuck to the wall and you're done yeah i got sure i go outside because i know start a war

not even stuck to the wall if if i was in here right if they if there weren't these cameras and like anywhere i go anywhere in barstool i don't i don't have a conversation i don't i just don't talk because it's i know there's things because of the social anxiety but also because of the cameras but the like if you told me all the cameras are off in here i would actually believe you okay i can take a call in here and if there were airpods on the ground on this table i wouldn't that would not second guess those i would just be like now you would i'd be like i can take my calls But not enough people know this I did know before this call Because I did see the viral tweet

A viral tweet Means that the 100,000 of us on Twitter All day every day saw it A vast majority of the country has not seen it The scumbags of the world know now Not to talk about AirPods The rest of these fucking people Donald Trump and the government Some staffers It's almost smoother to leave it on the table

because who would do that right it's like yeah no my my bad i forgot my airpods but but yeah world war three here we come i never ever ever want i can't i actually can't wait until world war three happens because the airpods because it will be the definitive win for headphones you paid more money. They're easy to lose. They don't fit your ear. And also they led to the slaughtering of 50 million people. I love that. I'll root for the downfall of the world.

I was right about this one stupid argument. Fuck you, Casey Smith. I was right. I'm 100% with that. But yeah, again, I mean, anyone who wants to hear what people say about them. Well, I mean, anyone who wants to hear what people say about them, A, they are stupid and naive, or B, they're just, like, awesome. Like, The Rock probably would love

this. No, because people behind your back are never saying anything nice about you. Unless you're just, like, bulletproof. Also, unless you're a guy. I do think guys, like, like, I'm always an asshole to you. Not always, but I'm often an asshole to you. Like, I've never said a bad word behind your back ever.

If you left your AirPods around me, you'd be like, oh, god, John actually likes me. And you know I like you. But the... I mean, girl, this is either going to cause political wars or it'll just end all female relations. Well, John, friends. I have shit talks with people behind my back.

But also, they have a... At this point, imagine I don't really like them like they At this point imagine I don't really like them very much They know the deal Hi KFC Fight BC I am calling Because I need your advice

I think And it's just an interesting story. I don't know why I'm asking you guys, but because you're a little bit psychos too. So I was on a date on Saturday night and things were going very well. Like we had tons in common, good conversation. Everything was super normal.

And we were at the bar for like four hours probably. So by the end of the day i'm like a little bit drunk and all of a sudden i get a notification on my phone that somebody wants to airdrop me a picture so i accept it and it's a picture of me and this guy from like across the bar and in big red letters it's written get out now and so i just saw that and I was like trying to figure out what was going on. And at the same time, I got this picture. The guy was whisked out of and went to the bathroom. This girl from around the corner walked by me on her way out and whispers in my ear,

run, run as fast as you can. And so this guy comes back from the bathroom and we were i mean we were just closing up so i didn't say anything and i didn't really have time to process it but i've been thinking about this for two days now and i'm just really concerned like what's going on like am i like he's definitely a murderer right but the weird thing is I'm like kind of into it and want to figure out what's going on oh my god

you dumb fucking bitches oh my god that's like a movie plot that's unbelievable get out and then the drive by like seriously run either that is just someone with a sick sense of humor fucking with you

which would be awesome I mean don't get me wrong that's a chance that's what's happening if some guy did that to me at a bar right where it was he airdropped me which again like we just talked about don't accept that don't accept a random airdrop who the fuck no one's ever tried

in this case is someone trying to warn you no one's ever tried to airdrop anything. Maybe I have airdrops blocked or something. No one's ever tried to airdrop anything anyway. But if I'm at a bar and someone randomly airdrops me a picture, and it's a picture of us and it says get out. That's weird. Which I wouldn't do. I would leave immediately.

Yeah. I genuinely would be like, all right, maybe this is just someone fucking with me. Maybe this guy's fine. But if I'm dead and they, and like they find my phone and it's like, there's someone said, get out. Like,

you don't want to be the asshole when you're dead. I was going to say, cause of a sense of self perseverance. But yeah, even that, we just went once I'm expired. I don't want people to think, well,

he was an idiot. Yeah. It was like, most people wouldn't leave Katrina. Like I, no, I stay, this is my home. No, we told you your home is about to be destroyed get the fuck out told you yeah the um but if some if someone airdropped me that picture right and then 20 minutes later however long ago however

long it was walks by me he's like seriously run right and i ran out and he was out there and he's like dude i was just fucking with you i I'm like, I'm gay now. You're the one. That's an unbelievable joke. I mean, it could be like hardcore sabotage. It could be like, you know, that guy knows that dude and is like, fuck this guy. It was a girl, so I'm thinking it's his ex. Yeah, right, right, right.

That's a distinct possibility. But it doesn't matter. You have to take that threat seriously. If he's not the one who's gonna kill you it's the crazy ex who's gonna kill you either way

you gotta get the fuck out of there that's a great point someone's killing somebody oh no so are these people just sitting at this bar

like knowing that that guy is a psychopath like they just sit around and have drinks with like an axe murderer yeah see that that's what makes me think that they're the crazy ones

and that they're like fucking around. To just pick someone on a date and be like, what the fuck was that? It's just a situation to remember yourself in. Either way,

I am assessing that as a credible threat. I'm like the FBI here being like, this one is worth checking out. That's threat level orange at the least.

Right, very, very minimal. And you guess you don't fly during that? No, DEFCON 2. Look, I can't make this business trip. No. I'll make the next one because I'm not going to be on this one.

Right. I don't fly during orange. That guy could be Ted Bundy. By the way, I fly during anything. I don't know what the hell the threat level is. Like right now? They let me on a plane. I'll go.

Couldn't tell you. Yo, right now you can get bombs through and shit with this shutdown. People are like, just go, just go, just go. I don't think we're getting on a flight anytime soon. Fucking figure it out, Trump. Yo, either way, that is the scariest thing. It's either the craziest prank or the scariest true crime thing I've ever heard. And the most nerve-wracking thing that can happen to you when you're on a date.

And the fact that these hoes would still fuck that guy. It is Ted Bundy. It's this show, You. Everyone's like, oh, no, this guy's hot. Penn Badgley's hot. He's a fucking lunatic this is handsome you're right that's how he physically attractive but he's jerking off on in public and murdering

people in basements because he's a psychopath if someone tells you get out and then they run by and go run as fast as you can you just have to take that seriously go you're it's our first date yeah you can get out of this you can't be that captivated no no one I mean No one even falls in love.

I'll be honest. This girl's not out of the woods. Because if that guy is who he is, he knows who you are now. He's probably followed you. He probably knows where you live. This girl could be dead right now. Right now, she might be a dead person. The fact that women are turned on by this is really, it's a detriment to them, no doubt.

But it's a detriment to me. Because I'm just, I try and be nice, and it's just... I don't think I'm very good at it, but I do try. And that's really half the battle. Girls will be like, well, he tries. The bar's pretty low with them. He's not a scumbag. He's not great either, but he tries to be great, and that's okay.

Yeah, I try to be nice. And if I just had someone following me around like you know you talk about that sometimes we like are you thinking about that sometimes where if you were in went to a bar or club god forbid and you came out and you were like tmz and cameras people oh shit who is this yeah i'm interested in this guy now right you don't need that you don't need to pay a camera crew you need to pay one psychopath or one person to come around and pretend you're a psychopath. And let's make this the KFC radio challenge. And there then you drop people at the bar.

This picture. Oh, my God. This would be the most socially reckless thing anybody's ever done. If we like promoted that and people started doing that, it would just be like fear mongering left and right all across America. We'll be elected president soon. Thanks, voicemail. I'm sure this guy just had a MVMT watch on. She was like, this guy just looks so dapper.

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She's not in the department at all, not even related. But so whatever, I told her, hey, so-and-so wants to apply for a job. I'm not sure if he can do anything, but here you go. So she sends along his info, all that. Guy ends up getting a job. Goes out of his way to get my sister a card and flowers. He's the first one. She's the first one he tells when he gets the job.

It's been about two weeks. Hasn't thanked me. Didn't even tell me he got the job. My sister told me she got the job. So what do you think? Do you think I'm owed a thank you? Am I being petty here? Just obviously I'm not going to say.

I hate all this shit. I hate when people are like, can you put in a good word for me? Can you pass along my resume? Can you get me an interview? Hate it. Hate it. Most of the time I say yes. And I don't do a thing.

No, you don't do it. If you do anything more, if someone says to you, can you pass my resume along? If you say yes and then you do anything further, you are a goddamn idiot. Going to stick your neck on the line to get someone hired here? And honestly, here's the difference too with me. Whether or not I want the person to get a job here. And usually I don't know the person it's usually a family friend or a friend of a friend

or things like that someone that really you don't have enough interest in to do this for them but it's better if I don't recommend you it's better if you don't at least from our camp I'm helping you out by saying yes and not doing anything

there are countless people that I've thrown my weight behind, and that makes Dave instantly not like them. Right, exactly. So sorry to anybody I've ever done that to, but I genuinely mean that, so don't you dare ever ask me to pass all your resume because it is a death knell. If you want a job at Barstool Sports, don't ask me or you. Go to Dan. All you people, go to Dan.

I will only hurt you. And the nerve-wracking nature of this where it's like, so every single day, this person might come in. This might be the day they put their foot in their mouth and they become a goddamn radio segment. And Dave is embarrassed. And he's going to go, you fucking, who got, Dave, JFC hired you? Of course. Fucking blah, blah, blah. I don't want that stank on me. I don't want that sword hanging over my head.

This is a very different job where there's so much. But all of them. You don't ever want to have I barely can take accountability for myself. I can barely take responsibility for myself. Now all of a sudden I have some sort of fucking coaching tree because I pass along your resume or I put in a good word.

That is it. It becomes a coaching tree. I haven't worked other jobs but I feel like other jobs, if you work there six months, then you're just an employee. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. It's like wrestling. You're like in factions and camps and underneath the coaching trees.

It's like, I don't know. Someone could work here. I could get I could get in trouble in six months. But if you're fucking 10 years, right kevin you hired him right right 10 years ago you like lived and worked with him in boston separately no no that's your guy right it just it just sticks with you and yeah that's extreme here but it's it's kind of everywhere it's like johnson why is this guy here ah clancy hired him fuck i'm not helping you get a job fuck you figure it out yourself and until like you unemployed bitch,

figure it the fuck out. You know what I hate though? What I do hate is like, I guess I'm kind of with him in a sense. Like you didn't even let me know because I hate that when I send barstool stuff to somebody. And it's usually like a celebrity of sorts right like uh someone we follow on twitter someone we dm with and it's like hey can i get this shirt and i'm like yeah i got that shirt for

you man i'll send it out to you and i tell marketing or or you know whatever the e-commerce i'm like yo get this shirt to logan couture get and and and then i don't hear anything back I don't know why I picked Logan Logan this hasn't happened so sorry it seems like I have to deal and whatever fuck a chore and slander that bitch say yellish yellish fuck you yell and if I don't get it's not you have to say thank you like I got it

yeah confirm because I don't want to be like yo did you get it because then it seems like I'm asking you for a thank you yeah yeah i just want to know that you got your thing yeah i feel you all right so like that that can be frustrating sometimes but uh like so at the end of the day i don't want to have any contact i don't need any flowers or anything just be like hey man i got a job like oh cool it worked out yeah that's i don't know it worked out i don't i don't need thanks i don't need praise or any of that. I just want to know you're all set. But I don't want you to be all set.

I'm speaking with shirts, with merch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel you. Yeah, with your – I don't want you to be all set working with me because then I got – I don't want you to work with me. I'd be stressed out all day every day. Every day. I got to work with my brother, man. It's crazy.

There's a sales guy who I knew. I'm like, all right, let's just pretend that life before this didn't happen. Let's not tell stories. Let's not fucking, you know, none of that. So there's somebody else. Oh, Havens, my best friend of 25 years applied here. I didn't say a word. I did, yeah.

I knew him for my entire life. Once he got a job here, you were like, by the way, I know that guy. How do you know? We've been best friends since elementary school. Literally, probably my best friend ever. And I was like, you get this job on your fucking own. That's it.

But again, that was also because I was like, if I say something, it'll hurt you. But I also don't want any responsibility, bro. Last one? Ah, yeah. Alright, last voicemail of the day is brought to you by OMAX. My co-host is dumb, and now he's taking OMAX,

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So KFC Fights BC. We've been thinking a little bit about just kind of jobs and stuff like that, just going through transition period. Wanted to know what you think. I know that you guys have talked about it a little bit before, but would you rather have your job at Barstool in New York City? You guys, you know, you guys continually say it's not really a job. Or would you rather have a bartending job living paycheck to paycheck in, say, let's say the Virgin Islands or something like that. This is always the – This is easy.

Let me know what you guys think. This is easy. It's here. And also, it's a job. It's one of those things where you always say it's not a job so we don't seem like assholes, but it's a job. Oh, this is definitely a job. It's a job. It's hard work.

But what I was going to say is like – Dedication. It's a job. Right now, the notion of being a bartender in the Virgin Islands sounds great. You know what happens? Eventually, you're fucking sick and tired of picking up a garbage can full of ice. And you're sick and tired of making a pina colada for some dumb fucking tourist. And you're sick and tired of being in the sun.

You're sick and tired of fucking sand in your shorts. Everything that is what you like right now eventually becomes work. It does. It does. What? This is a job. But I love this more than I've ever loved anything. So it's.

That's not a high bar. But the. Well, that's not counting dogs, obviously. But the. But the. The, well, that's not counting dogs, obviously. Don't be ridiculous. But the, like right now it doesn't appeal to me to become a bartender. Really? I definitely, after the year I had, I would love to. I want to like disappear without becoming like a deadbeat.

I want to like pause the world here, disappear for over there, and come back and resume the world. I just always know. Sounds like a vacation. You need to take a vacation. You literally described it. That's a little. I mean, I was like, I thought I was just describing like a novel fucking like concept. I mean, you are in a sense. But the it's.

I'm always so painful, aware, painfully aware that vacations wear out very fast. The best part of vacation is coming. Yeah, I genuinely believe that. Right. And I just I know that we I mean, we kind of touched on it with Fyre Fest where it's just like there really isn't even much use in taking a successful vacation. I think I need to go on a vacation. Like when people like I just feel like so refreshed. I'm like, I've vacation. When people are like, I just feel so refreshed. I've never felt refreshed. If I did

that last 45 minutes, and then I'm right back to the same grind. I'm like, alright, fuck this. Now I just have a tan. You can't relax on vacation in this line of work, at least in my experience, because you're just thinking about what's happening without me. Someone else is doing it.

I'm not. Are they? And I think I'm a little more keen to it because I got this job through Manzo's honeymoon. Right. Like, Manzo went on his honeymoon, and, like, within a week, everyone's like, fights his way better. Dave was writing blogs. He fights Wally Pitt Manzo. So, like, Manzo was gone for a week and a half, two weeks.

In a totally, you know, reasonable situation. Right. It's not like he was just like, I'm going to go party. He was like, I don't want anyone. And pay the price. And so I'm very, you know, focused on the fact that the reason I got this job was I was gone. Someone was gone for two weeks. So sick.

And every time I'm gone for a day I know I'm like someone else is doing what I'm supposed to be doing and like what if they're better at it than me that is the fear that that a portnoy has ruled with the iron fist of fear that he has instilled in all of us but it's you know it makes you hard

like people I know like isn't that so funny and everyone is terrified I know it's a he's never gonna fire In like 15 years and everyone is terrified. I know. It's like he's never going to fire you. But what he does is what's worse than getting fired.

He makes your life hell. Like, like, like Smitty should, the shit he deals with him is way worse than if he just had to go find another job. Maybe.

I don't know. It's the unknown, right? It's what we talk about with horror movies when they don't show the monster. The unknown is way scarier. What's it called? The whatever you know?

The devil you know. The devil you know, yeah. And it's a bad time to do this after the OMAX ad. You forgot? You forgot? It was – it's just like – it's a scary thing. Oh, we hear it. Thank God.

You were going to do it. Thank God for OMAX. If you weren't for OMAX. If you weren't taking OMAX, you would not have found that one. I'm in a good mood after watching you on that AMA, so I'm comfortable sucking our dicks a little bit. It's what makes us really good at what we do is that healthy fear. And it's the same thing.

It's like Brady doesn't let his backups take reps. He's like, no, this is my job. I'm doing my job. And you don't get to do it. When I'm gone, you can do it. But right like, no, this is my job. I'm doing my job. And you don't get to do it. When I'm gone, you can do it, but right now, fuck you. I'm not going to go be a bartender at Virgin Islands in case someone takes my fucking job. I'm not giving you the opportunity. I'm going to keep working. I'm going to keep trying. I'm going to keep grinding

and making sure I'm here to do my fucking job. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh! Shit! Feidelberg laying down the law. We'll see you bitches next week.