KFC Radio - Spicy Boys, JJO & Drive, and Million Dollaz Worth of Game

Episode Date: January 7, 2020

Million Dollaz Worth of Game, the newest Barstool hires, join the show to talk about masturbating in prison, starting their podcast, and how Feits and KFC are "Spicy". KFC and Feits recap the Patriots elimination and the Golden Globes. Voicemails include: JJO & Drive, Mixed Signal Nudes, and How to Turn Down Sex.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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And take it over you We got a million dollars worth of game on today's episode. So we're going to get right into it. We got Gilly the King and Wallo267 who are... Maniacs. Maniacs. Absolute fucking maniacs. Totally different vibe than everybody here at Barstool because let's face it, we're all

just average white guys. They are above average not white guys. And so they're coming in hot. So let's get right into it. Million dollars worth of game with KFC Radio. All set? All right. KFC Radio, very special guest.

KFC. We got Gilly the King. We got Wallo267. Yes. In the building. Million dollars worth of game. Day one here at Barstool. Barstoolilly the King. We got Wallo267. Yes. In the building. Million dollars worth of game. Day one here at Barstool. Barstool.

Takeover. Day one. Takeover is the right word because you guys, we were just saying it's nice when new people come because they bring like a jolt of fresh energy. But you guys take, you guys, you drop like a bomb of energy when you come in. You got to. That's what it's about, man. And you guys just keep fighting each other.

Every time I turn around, someone's on the floor. Someone's throwing hands. He like when you get physical with him. I don't know what's going on. I don't know if he's spicy, but he love when I put my hands on him. See, what happened was he did 20 years in prison, right? He loved it. He loved to get touched.

He was the captain of the wrestling team in jail. There ain't no fucking wrestling team in jail. Stop telling people that shit. He was the captain of the wrestling team in jail. Stop telling people that shit. There wasn't no fucking wrestling team. His name was Dick Flair. He's lying on me, man.

Fucking guy lying on me. He used to wrestle with Selly now. He's lying on me. He's missing his Selly. So he keeps thinking, I'm like, relax, Clay. He's spicy. Don't worry about it. He always wants to put his hands on me.

He thinks we spec. You know he went to jail when he was 17. You know his favorite song, let's get physical, physical. I'm like, hold man, not right now. He went to jail when he was 17. You know his favorite song. Let's get physical, physical. I'm like, oh, man, not right now. He went to jail when he was 17, but he still thinks he's 17. We were talking about, before you got in here, we were talking about, I think, one of your first episodes. Yeah, was the most recent episode you were showing your Fifi? Yeah, the Fifi.

Yo, you want to make one. Did you think about making one? No. Yes. I told you. He Yeah, the Fifi. Yo, you want to make one. Did you think about making one? No. So, yes. I told you. He's anti-Fifi. I'm pro-Fifi. I'm not anti-Fifi.

I just think it would be easier just to jerk off, right? Like, I've been jerking off 15 years. I know you were in jail 20 years. I'm going to keep it real, though. When I put my finger on it. Yeah, good. Especially when you're warming up.

I'm telling you. Yo, I bought a flashlight. I've used this shit before. It's just easier to jerk off. No, but this thing, man, it's special. Good, good. Especially when you're warming up like some vagina. I bought a flashlight. I've used this shit before. It's just easy to jerk off. No, but this thing, man, it's special. Like, it's personal, man.

It's like, it's like just having, it's like having a girl. It's hard to explain that shit, man. Well, you gotta understand. He says that the women he jerked off to in prison,

he counts those as sexual partners. Body count. Get out of here. He said, because I went to jail at a young age, so if I don't count them, it's like my number's down.

It's sort of like, listen, but know that, think about this, it's sort of like streaming. That's tough. You go to jail when you're 17. You got to jerk off.

You got a lot of making up to do, bro. You got to be considerate the way I did the count. It was like streaming. Like, every 10 jerk offs to this oneate the way I did the count. It was like streaming. Like every 10 jerk offs that there's one porn star, there's one chick or a pitcher, that's counting as one. Okay. So you're sitting there like on the wall knocking them off.

Okay, thanks. So one night stands in the car. You have to get in a relationship with them. Yeah. It's got to be serious. If I count a chick, if I count five different chicks, that's 50 different or more jerk offs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, that's good.

You know, you can count them. Like, who's to say that this is not me? So what's your number at then, bro? Man, my number's in the fucking thousands, man. You got to think about that. You got to think about this. You got to think about this. I did 7,300 days in jail.

Jesus. He burnt his piece out, dude. I'm so much no, I didn't burn my piece out. He burnt his stem out. I got out February 18, 2017. All right, so it's still fresh. Yeah, no, no. I got a baby on the way, so that's a good thing.

He thought my stem was burned out. He thought I was shooting blanks. Yeah, well, listen, 7,300 days, you walk out empty. The tank is empty. They called him CGL in there, Cap Gun Low. No, there was no fucking Cap Gun. This is a pistol right here. They called me baby.

And then when I got out here, they was calling me baby leg. The chicks was like, oh, my God, he got a fucking baby leg. That shit just be hanging like a kid. You know how the kid be in the... The stroller? No, the thing they have in the leg just be... Yeah, dangling. That's what they call me, baby leg.

They call it baby shrimp. Baby leg. They love it. They love that shit. I feel like in jail, no matter how many times you jerk off, I feel like you're protecting your semen because I'm convinced I'm empty. I'm done. I got nothing.

You're done, huh? Between cell phones and computers and shit like that. That fucked the game up, man. See, you got to understand. I'm microwaving that shit all the time. I went from paper pussy, and then I got a phone in jail. I got a legal phone. That's how I learned about social media.

Illegal. Shut up. Illegal. Illegal. Oh, yeah, damn. Illegal, illegal. Illegal, illegal. Fuck it.

It don't matter. So listen. And then it really went to the extreme because you went from looking you know having sex with paper pussy the magazines and then you seeing it move and you like oh league and it's jumping out the screen you had to oh my god fuck me i'm like oh my god this is everything he does the opposite see we're so spoiled with like the phone and virtual reality all this shit he's a freak that now he goes backwards and he'll like grab he'll grab like what like i don't know once every like six months maybe you you buy a little literonica yeah he grabs it's like it's like yeah it's just freaky because i i would rather if i invented this app that i didn't

actually invent i just said it once um if you could if i could just like jerk off to like sexts he just wants to read the words i could words. He didn't even need to see the picture. He's a freak. He's on a different level. The older guys in jail and prison, they used to walk around with the sex novels. Yeah, that's what he wants.

I'm saying I'm a 21st. He's a pervert. He's straight up perverted. That's the best way to describe it. He's jerking off off the reading. As I put the dick in slowly. At this time. And she moans.

At this time. Oh, she's a nasty little slob. Yeah! At this time. Right, listen. Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da. The J-O-A is now inducting a new one. The Jerkoff

the Jerkoff Association of America. We have a new record breaker. A Jerkoff specialist. This dude is ambidextrous in the Jerkoff game. This guy is historical. He's a legend.

He was the headliner at the 2019 Cockfest. Cockfest 2020 coming to you. The's a legend. He was the headliner at the 2019 Cockfest. Cockfest 2020 coming to you. The headliner again. I was like, jerk out his fucking mouth real quick. Whoa. See, he's spicy. Your partner is spicy.

You got to watch him. We've known him for a long time. He's spicy. Probably about as long as you were in jail, we know Matt about him. This dude is wild. So how did you guys link up then? You knew him? You guys know each other? Oh, your cousins? No, that's my family. I didn't realize wild. So how did you guys link up then? You knew him, you guys know each other?

Oh, your cousin's here. That's my cousin. I didn't realize. We was doing music back in the day. We was actually doing stick-ups and shit, robbing people and shit. And I wound up getting locked up. He wasn't an athlete in the family. I was the athlete as well.

Stop talking about his athlete. This motherfucker went to D-League high school. He played for D-League basketball in fucking high school. It's not like, you're bragging about this. I was an athlete. You don't tell nobody you're an athlete. That's like a motherfucker. I played professional ball. You was in the Z-League basketball in fucking high school. It's not like, you're bragging about this. I was an athlete. You don't tell nobody you were an athlete. That's like a motherfucker.

I played professional ball. You was in the Z-League. Like you wasn't even, I don't know you. Don't say you played no fucking ball. Don't tell nobody. Everybody know I was

an athlete in the family. Yeah, don't worry about that. That shit's bullshit. That shit do not count. You got caught and I didn't. No, no, no. He wasn't there. Let me tell you something.

You know what? You want to know the last thing I heard before he went to prison? Cous, wait up. He lying. Slow down. Slow down, Cous. You're too fast.

Wait for me. Get the fuck out of here. He's lying. This motherfucker. Then I heard him hit the ground. A little wrestling behind me. That mean the cops had him. Cous.

He screamed out my name Tried to snitch on me Get off Alright he lying on me He lying on me He fucking lying It's my cousin Gil I think you tipped

I think you tipped him On the control call That's what I believe happened That's what happened man So we do A lot of hypothetical questions here We're going to answer the internet When we're done with this

But A lot of the questions Always have On one side of it going to jail. Like, would you rather this happen or you got to spend this amount of time in jail, right? I mean, every single time I've ever gotten any question, I don't take...

I'm not taking a minute in jail. I'm not doing it. Like, I don't care what's on the other side. Let me ask you a question. Do you think your ass would be on the line? Like, do you think they would have, like, a cell for your ass? Like, what do you think about your you is it based off your ass or is it based off of is it it's based off of all of it man i don't i don't think but it's your ass top of the list yeah i think it's my ass and just getting fucking beat up in general no it's not gonna happen it's not gonna happen if i show up it's not for me in prison i show up what's the reaction i'm

gonna tell you some real shit and that's what people don't understand out there. Prison is more rougher and tougher on television than it is in real life. Really? I always said that. That shit is over exaggerated. Think about it. Everything that's written is written by somebody that writes scripts or whatever that never did in no fucking time.

It's just over exaggerated because entertainment. We want to see some real serious shit. Well, was it over exaggerated whenaggerated when that dude ripped your jumper off? Ain't nobody ripped my fucking jumper off. Fuck out of here. You're just lying to me. Came back to the streets, he ripped your jumper off. Nobody ripped my jumper off.

By the time the Seals got there, y'all was in the same jumper. No, he lying. He lying. I'm just saying. This fucking dude is slandering my name, man. I'm just saying. He's slandering my name. He's lying.

They called me from the front of the gym. You ever, I accept, yo, man, I got some news for you. What, man? Lil' cuz up here, man. He went through with this little short Asian guy. I said, what? Little short Asian guy. He lied to you.

He said, short Asian guy named something dumb fuck, right? He lying on me. Next thing I know, he in there. He ripping Wild Lil' Jump off, and then by the time the COs get there, Wildo was in the jumper, but the Asian guy was in the jumper behind him. They was both in the same jumper. He's lying. He's fucking lying on me.

He was hugging Wildo from the back. This dude is lying on me now. I swear he's lying. I'm just saying what they told me. We came to the streets, cuz. He's lying. I don't know how much truth is behind that. Yeah.

He's lying on me. I swear this fucking guy is lying on me. This dude ripped my jumper. I'd still be in jail to murder him. Because if he ripped my jumper, that means he snatched my innocence away from me. Everything that belonged to me was taken. If a guy ripped your jumper off, that means everything belongs to him and it's over for you. And that didn't happen.

All you did was go to the hole. Put me in a hole. If that were happening, I probably would have taken a lockup. If I knew this guy could rip my jumper off, I would have taken a lockup. PC. Punk city. I'm taking free PC. Detective custody.

So wait. If I show up, you think I'm good? All right. Like I was telling the guy, jail is one of the most respectable places in the fucking world. I know it sounds oxymoronic, but it's one of the places where it's, though, you're a killer or you're a tough guy. I'm a tough guy, but you got a group of guys that you deal with. He got a group of

guys I deal with. So we got to be mindful if we bump into each other. Excuse me, because if me and him go through, we can start a war amongst a bunch of people for nothing. When violence come in prison, it fucks up the conditioning of prisons. Some of the perks you have in prison Some of the things

It draw attention The people operations You could be fucking up a lot of shit So ain't nobody just gonna come and fuck with you Just because But see that's how it's designed Think about what you've seen in the media A white boy coming in

You gonna mind your business man You know what I mean You gonna be doing your mind Ain't nobody worrying about you So I wouldn't have to become a Nazi Fuck no That's what every show is like. If you're a white boy who goes to prison,

just give me the swastika, let's go, like, whatever, man. It depends on what state you go, because a lot of states, they're not even strong. In the federal system, but in the state, like Pennsylvania, it's not even like ABs, Aaron Brothers, it ain't even that strong. People just minding their fucking business.

A lot of people trying to go home because one thing about prison like you could be my cellmate and you might have life I might only have a year

I might only have two years I'm doing so every it ain't like we just in one place and everybody got life no it's not like that and then if you got

somebody who got life or you got somebody who got 20 to 40 or you know they get used to a routine every day. You know, I wake up, I play cards, I do this, I do that. So if you just came up here and you got a three to six and you want to fucking stab him.

Fuck no. And fuck the whole block up. Now we locked down. We had a good thing going. Right. Then that's when life is going to pull you to the side. Listen, young fella. You fucking with our routine. You had me locked in there for two days.

Now you better stop playing before you leave out this bitch in the goddamn helicopter. You got a three to six. You going home in about four more days. Don't fuck up my peace in here. I ain't never going home. So please don't fuck with my peace. You going home in about four more weeks. Don't fuck up my peace in here. I ain't never going home. So please don't fuck with my peace. You not fuck with it.

Or I'm going to fuck with your peace. Take a piece of your... I would not be fucking with any peace. Chunk out of your... No peace. No peace. You feel so, you know it. I'm glad to know my assumptions based on nothing were correct.

So now maybe I'll start answering these questions differently. I'll fucking go to jail. It's fine. No, no, no. You're open jail. But you do see some crazy things in there. I'm sure. You do see some crazy things.

Because you'll come across somebody who he killed a person on the streets and then now he gets to jail when you're in the same jail as his uncle. Game time. That's something that actually happened. You both had a very specific reference. No, I'm just saying. But that's how it would go. That's something that actually happened. You both had a very specific reference. No, I'm just saying, but that's how it would go. You know, you could be on the streets and you hear the stories come from the streets. Yo, such and such went up the greatest for you.

Oh, yeah. Such and such cousins up there, they fucked them up. So you'd be like. Yep, took a chunk of his head off. You know what I mean? Yeesh. Hit him in the head with a weight and chunk of his shit came off. Ten pound weight.

Yikes. Yeah, see, that's what I mean. I couldn't even see that. I'm not going to jail. Not going to jail, man. Fuck that. So you get out in 2017, and you grab him. You're like, let's go do this thing.

No, what happened is he was already out here doing a million dollars worth of game on Instagram. I was basically on Instagram coming out, doing my videos, motivation, talking about my journey to come back, telling dudes, man, it costs too much to be a criminal. Don't wait until it's too late to change your life. Don't wait until you're dead or you're fucking in prison. And what happened, we're just my cousins.

We just caught up from when I went to jail. I was 17 and he was 20. That's all we do all day is fuck around. And we're just like, we're not going to stop fucking around because we older we fucking we just caught right back up it's just it's a beautiful world where you can just keep fucking around you can do you just press record you know just put a microphone in front of you now you got a job now you got money now yeah people seeing this but we was doing what we was doing anyways and the thing about us we don't give a fuck everybody and we come from a culture and a black culture where everything got it you got to, you got to be cool, you got to be this.

I got to be fucking me. And I'm doing what I feel. I don't give a fuck about what you feel. And then the whole time he was locked up, I was still out here doing the rapping. You were doing the music. So if you was in tune with Gilly or you was a Gilly fan or you always heard for 20 years,

free wallow. You know what I'm saying? So when he came home, people was like, oh shit years, Free Wallow. You know what I'm saying? So when he came home, people was like, oh shit, that's Wallow. Damn, this nigga's kind of looking like Gilly a little better looking. Yeah, he's a, he's a, yeah.

So how did Varsal come about? Well, everybody was coming at us, you know, as far as for the podcast. You know what I mean? Wanting us to be a part of what they got going on. But Barstool made us feel like home.

It made us feel like, no, y'all really get us. You know what I'm saying? Y'all really understand our journey. Y'all really get us. Opposed to other companies, they didn't really get us. They jumped on it because it's hot. Yeah, they know it's an opportunity, but they don't care what it is. When we talk and it's like, no, no, no.

Y'all don't really. Y'all don't get it. Y'all don't get it. Parsley don't give a fuck. They just like, do what y'all do. Do what y'all do. Keep doing what y'all do. get it. Yeah, I don't get it. Barsu don't give a fuck. They just like, do what y'all do. Do what y'all do. Keep doing what y'all do. Fuck it.

And we're going to try to do what y'all do. We're going to try to put that on steroids. And it was like, okay, so y'all accept us for who we is? Because we don't give a fuck about nothing. Y'all accept us for? Not only that, we embrace it. We want it that way. You better not start giving a fuck.

That's the one rule. Just keep doing exactly what you do. That's it. I can't even imagine. You better not start giving a fuck. That's the one rule. Just keep doing exactly what you do. That's it. I can't even imagine Dave in some of those meetings too because Dave's been like that with everybody, but we're all similar guys. White guys, same background, same sense of humor. So he's like, yeah, go do your thing,

but it's always kind of been his thing as well. There's no fucking way Dave could tell these guys what to do or how to do it. Dave does not know your style. So he was probably like, oh, whatever. People like it. It's funny. It makes money.

Let's go. Absolutely. Absolutely. When you think about it, man, it's not – that doesn't take a lot of thinking. It's like, wait. Stay the fuck out of the way. Because it's – like Wallo liked to say, it's 7.6 billion people. There's people growing every day.

I think your number is a little off too because you've been saying that shit for like, it's 7.6 billion people. There's people growing there. I think your number is a little off too because you've been saying that shit for like two years. 7.6 billion people. That was in 2017. It's 2020. My guess, I'm saying we're over eight. We've got to be over eight now. I don't think so. No? No.

At the end of the day, man, you don't need everybody. No, 7.5 now. I'm at 7.6. Fuck, I know what I'm talking about. Yeah. 7.6 billion people. At the end of the day, you don't need everybody to like you, man. As long as you can get a small percentage of people to grasp on and love and care and be all involved in what you're doing, then that's enough, man. I think that's like a very,

I mean, I'm sure it's always been that way, but with social media in particular, I think everyone started being like, I want everyone to like me. It's just not going to happen. It's impossible. No, no. No, you got different people that like different things.

It's like, and you can't take it personal. Like, fuck, I don't, all right. Yeah, you don't like me, it's cool. That's fine, I get it. But it's somebody that never, it's somebody that never heard, let me, a KFC, that might hear about it next week or tomorrow and be like, oh, damn, I like it. But it's some that never heard, let me say KFC, that might hear about it next week or tomorrow

and be like, oh, damn, I like it. But it's some people that are just like, fuck them, I don't like them. So what? There's plenty of that. I'm not very likable. I get it. I'm on their side.

You're right. So what can we expect? You got the music thing. You got the podcast. You guys can be very funny on video. You got a movie coming out in April called Grey's Aff. It's the second movie I produced, so y'all be looking for that as well. What's that?

You're fucking serious? You got a movie coming out? You just casually mentioned it? I thought you were setting up a joke or something. No, no, no. I'm a producer. He produces all the movie shows. What is this movie?

It's a comedy. It's called Grey's Aff. I shot it in Philadelphia. It produces all the movie shows. What is this movie? It's a comedy. It's called Grey's Ave. I shot it in Philadelphia. It'll be out in April. So, you know, we just working, man, all around the board, man. You know, I was blessed by the actor Ving Rhames. He seen me on YouTube and called me up and put me in, gave me a 10-movie deal. So, you know, in the process of doing the movies, you know, I'm a sponge.

I just soak up knowledge. Ving Rhames just called you and was like, I want 10 movies out of you? Yeah, he seen me on the internet. Well, we've got a zero-movie deal over here. That's how you know God is great, man, because that was at one of my most down moments in life, man. So when he called, I was like... Honestly, I didn't even call back for a week. He left a message. This is Ving Rhames. I repeat,

this is Ving Rhames looking for Gilly the Kid. That sounds about what I would expect a Ving Rhames voicemail to be. I listened to the message and was like... He was like, get the fuck out of here. Ving Rhames be looking for me. Motherfuckers is crazy. And then I was with one of my homies

and he said something that brought Ving Rhames up and I said, yo, man, you know a motherfucker just left a message on my phone, but it was Ving Rhames and my man was like, you didn't call that number back. I was like, why the fuck would Ving Rhames be looking for me?

I would have been too scared too. He was like, bro, you got like, he said, you got like 40 million views on YouTube. It's a chance he may know who you are. And I was like. He's joking. Can I speak to Ving Rhames? Yeah, this is me, bro. Yes, Gilly.

Baby boy. I'm like, wait, this motherfucker do sound like him. I got his voice down good holy shit and then that's how it happened man that's fucking real man things are good yeah things are good seems to be good you know for us and we just want to you know take this podcast to the next level next next next you know and uh you know and everything that we got in the surroundings we we want to shoot that shit skyrocket that shit to the moon. And you guys are operating out of Philly?

Well, Jersey. Well, you know, we're from Philly, but our studio that we operate out of is in Jersey. Condolences on the Eagles. That's tough. Oh, fuck. I saw you guys were up at what, 3 a.m. at the tailgate? My game, my team.

You legit got up at 3? No, Baltimore is still in. That's my other team. Your other team? Yeah. No, but it's because this girl was from Baltimore. That's some shit jumping shit, though. You're a real girl?

That's like if I meet a girl from L.A. and all of a sudden I'm a Chargers fan. I'm in Baltimore, so that's my team. I can count as my team. That's pretty convenient, man. Fuck is mad with you. We ready to go to the chip. You're mad. We.

We're doing the we now. I don't blame you because guess what? When Tom Brady ends up somewhere else, I'll be doing the same thing. Yeah, just keep We. We're doing the we now. I don't blame you because guess what? When Tom Brady ends up somewhere else, I'll be doing the same thing. Yeah, just keep jumping. I'll be absolutely doing that. Oh, so you're a Patriots fan?

Yeah, I'm a Patriots fan. You think Tom Brady going somewhere else? No, I don't actually. He's going somewhere else. I think he'll probably... But he's going to have to cave on the money.

Can I just say this? He's going to. I think they're going to cave on the money more than he's going to cave on the money because they don't have a fucking option.

Yeah, there is no option. They don't have a good backup. If the Patriots let Tom Brady leave, is it safe to say that they are a piece of shit? I mean, I don't think so. Yes. I don't think. The correct answer, yes. I think it's, I mean, it's what have you done?

It's not like we're going to pay you for things you've done in the past. We're going to pay you for the way you are now. Wait, wait. Sometimes you just get one, two years on a leash. You're like, fuck it. Just give it to him. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying go get my 10-year deal.

He took us to nine championships in 18 years. He deserves two raggedy fucking years. Go ahead and give it to him. I mean, I agree with you. I agree with you. I just don't think you're a piece of shit to not do it.

But if they don't have a backup You're running a business. Well, we already know Robert Crafty. But if they had a real backup and it was like, listen, it's time to go. I could maybe understand that.

To be like, get the fuck out of here. We're going to go start. I don't even know his name. Jared Stidham. That's stupid. That's why I think ultimately they'll

But I feel like you can't trust Robert Crafty You don't think so? Oh I trust Robert Crafty with all my fucking heart Whatever he does is right But he's going to give him the money Tom Shady They're filming our benches

They want to know our place Do you blame Carson Wentz? No I blame Jadavion Clowney And if I see his ass in the street We going to box Good luck with that one Wentz? No, I blame Jadavion Clowney, and if I see his ass in the street, we gonna box. Spirit my goddamn quarterback. Good luck with that one. I'm willing to take the loss about the Eagles.

I saw some people today saying, you know, it's Wentz's fault for not sliding, and he's gotta protect himself, which I understand, but it's a blatantly dirty hit from a guy who is known to be dirty. The man dove like this. Yeah. That's a tough one, man. It's like the man lately dirty from like guy who like is no mayor dove like this. Yeah, like

man like That's a tough one man When you play off hopes rest on Josh McCown, it's like yeah He's a hundred and eleven years old and played on every team in the NFL team every college guy though. He's a good guy He's a good back. He's just like he's not gonna win you a playoff game First of all, he played on that's true. First of all, you know, he's not going to win you a playoff game. He doesn't watch porn. First of all, he played on every team in the NFL twice, and that was his first playoff game yesterday. Yeah, that's not a good sign.

He's not that good. No. Sorry. He can ball, though. You seen him on the basketball court? He's still in money. There's like a highlight reel from a few years ago, like in a YMCA, like an open gym. He can hoop. He's still in money. Throws like a highlight reel from a few years ago, like a YMCA, like an open gym.

He can hoop. He's still in money. Throws it down, reverse dunks and shit. At 39? Yeah, wild. He's a monster. All right, boys. So we're going to go fuck around and answer some questions from the internet.

But people can catch you on Million Dollars Worth of Game. Tonight, 10 p.m. Billy the King, Wild 267. Instagram, Twitter. Check it out on YouTube, Twitter, the whole nine. You know where to find them. The newest member of the family, welcome aboard.

Let's get it. Let's go. Let's get it. So those guys definitely think that we're fucking, they think that we're so gay. I mean, very, very funny guys,

very driven and accomplished and obviously a crazy perspective with 20 years in prison. All of those things. Yes. Also very perceptive, picked up on like the gay jokes immediately. I mean, we have a reputation for a reason. The Spicy Boys coming in hot for 2020. I love it.

Me too. I'll change the name of this fucking podcast right now. I mean, listen, I'll give it a week. If that catches on and we get a decent amount of tweets, the new name of the show is The Spicy Boys. I've been looking to get rid of this dumbass name for a long time. Nothing has organically popped up until today You're spicy

You're spicy It took me a while to understand what spicy meant Yeah It took me like two I thought he was being complimentary for it He's like you guys are crazy You're spicy Then he's like

You fuck dudes You play with each other's dicks Yeah Also they did answer the internet So be on the lookout for that And obviously answer the internet has a lot of like Would you fuck this Or would you go down on a guy?

And all these weird gay things. And they were like, you guys are fucking gay, dudes. Very funny shit. Exactly what I feel like I've personally been looking for someone like this to come into Barstool for a long time. It feels like we found the right fit. So be on the lookout for Gilly and Wallow. Very funny dudes. Very successful.

I mean, whether or not some of our fans have heard of them is irrelevant. Because when you see a million fans on Instagram, a million followers, they're doing videos with Charlamagne Tha God. I mean, they're a big fucking deal. And they're very fucking funny. It just goes back to, I mean, it's just like funny black people are way funnier than funny white people. Actually, you know what? Now that I say that out loud, one of the questions we did with them on ATI was who would win, an all-white football team or an all-black football team? We did this question back in like 2010, 2012, whatever, when there was like literally no black quarterbacks.

And so that was a valid question back then. Now it's just like, well, they've taken over. White guys are fucked. But how about that question? I would say like on average, normal people, black people are going to be funnier than white people. In my experience, they're just they're more like they're more. What's the word for it? Just like the big personality. Funny.

They're always busting on each other. But like funniest black people versus funniest white people like the funniest white comedians versus the like the dave chapelle's versus the jerry seinfeld's i don't like i don't like seinfeld's that funny stand up fine yeah yeah i get what you're saying the biggest you know white guys who bill burrs and right all of our favorite guys which team are you gonna take chris rock dave chapelle i'mappelle Darnell Rollins White guys but it's because Because you're racist I knew it No it's like

A white guy's comedy speaks more to me Right yeah you can relate to it more It's mostly about being sad Like that's basically That's all we have left Is like the Like black people are always you know they're like they've gone through some shit and they've seen some shit they just

don't complain about it like yeah yeah i'm just like i can't even get out of bed that's what i said that like my uh like level of depression if you will or my my kind of depression is a very it's almost like a peanut allergy of depression where it's like it's a new thing it didn't yeah yeah it's like oh you grew up with two happy parents and a happy home right had everything you ever wanted yeah when you're depressed yeah but like but like you are don't get me wrong but it's a new depression yeah you know what it really is it's uh it's depression combined with the awareness that it's depression you know i feel like back in the day you'd just be like i don't know man i'm just fucking like life's hard i'm sad you know i'm

just a miserable right yeah i just gotta go to work i gotta make money you know that life's tough and now it's like oh no this is actually a chemical imbalance like something's wrong with my brain my feelings yeah yeah shut up you're not depressed you just spicy. It's lazy and spicy, white people. You're right. Pretty perceptive. All right. So we'll get into our voicemails today. But first, speaking of depression. Yeah.

I mean, I called it a consult. I said you should be worried. I kind of threw that out there just like hedging a little bit because I really didn't think the Patriots are going to win. Come or lose. I should say, come on Saturday night. I really didn't think they were. I thought the Titans didn't have what it took, but I was like, listen, if there's a chance the Pats lose, and there's an extra chance that this might be Tom Brady's last game,

I got to be here. So I sat there with the Brady Four, and I watched you guys just get manhandled by Derek Henry. Just fuck. I mean, that was just, I mean, it was honestly, maybe the first thing I said on the, I was going to say, and you called exactly what was going to happen with it being Derek Henry. It was like, I was like, I'm not, that was insane. It was, I mean, he got six yards to carry. And like, I mean, Dave was screaming it all game long and they never seemed do it. At some point, especially when it's Ryan Tannehill,

at some point, you've got to keep him honest. Just stack the box. Leave somebody wide the fuck open and let Ryan Tannehill make the pass. They just never did that. It never happened. And he made the one throw he needed to down the stretch to ice it. But other than that, I didn't realize just how bad. Did you see his final stat line?

No. What, 187? No. I mean, it was. Oh, you mean final stat line? No. What, 187? No. I mean, it was... Oh, you mean Tannehill? Yeah. No, I did not. I imagine he passed for, I would guess, under 120?

I think it was like double digits. It was fucking insane. I couldn't believe it. I was like, if you showed me this and told me that a playoff team's quarterback is going to have these numbers, what do you think the final score is going to be? Ryan Tannehill was 8 of 15 for 72 yards with a touchdown and a pick. Quarterback rating of 24. And then Marcus Mariota came in and threw for 4.

So they had 71 yards passing. You're going to tell me a team went to Foxborough in January, their quarterback threw for under 100 yards, and they won. That's fucking insane. I would bet Flacco's stat line from 2010 is very similar. So I guess that means it's invested. That's what I said to the podcast, too, on the stream, too. I was like, I'm scared.

Like, I was scared of Ray Rice that day. And Ray Rice ran all over us. I would bet Flacco's stat line is very similar. I don't know, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I would bet it's very similar. But I have a question for you. Okay.

Was that stream as fun as you thought it was going to be? Because I don't think we were as miserable as you thought we were going to be. I think I have. Well, patch fans are always annoying in the sense that when you do lose, you can hang your hat on like, whatever. I think I heard Dave say you can't win the Super Bowl every year like a million times. And it's a little bit different than a team. Like, if you knew if you guys were new to the Super Bowl or new to the playoffs and lost, you would have been like, yeah, crying.

I'm never going to get that from you guys because you you're just your brains are different and your hearts are different after such a great run. But I mean, it's still fun. Yeah, I'm sure it was. I've compared that loss to and I think this is probably the best way to describe it, with this team in particular, the 2019 team, was that wasn't your friend dying in a car accident. That was your grandfather who's fought cancer three times. Yeah, you kind of knew something was coming.

You had a feeling that was coming. We had the bravado, all that stuff, but you were pretty sure. You guys all thought you were going to win that game. That game, but we didn't expect to go to the Super Bowl. To run the table, yeah. It was kind of like, is it going to be this week or is it going to be next week or is it going to be the week after that? No doubt.

That's where I wish you guys finished strong down the stretch. Yeah, it could have been a little more satisfying, but beggars can't be choosers. When I can get rid of the Yankees and I can get rid of the Patriots, I don't care. I want you to miss the playoffs altogether. Let's get this out of the way. That's why I don't give a fuck. I'll root for injuries. I don't give a shit.

I want Tom Brady to blow out his ankle. Blow out his knee so he can't play. Done. I don't have to worry about this all season long. Fuck you. People who get mad about injuries are ridiculous. I don't want him to die. I don't want to break his neck.

But if he has to sit out because his knee hurts, we're good. Yeah. It's one of those things where people are like, I want to beat the best. Oh, fuck off. I want the trophy. The Rocket says that about baseball. I want Stanton to be healthy. Fuck you, dude.

Don't give a shit. Give me the easiest path. The path of least resistance. Yes. Always. Does it end with a trophy? Always. I'll take that one.

But that's also why at the end of the day, it could have been a little more satisfying. It could have been better circumstances. Whatever. They're not winning the Super Bowl, and that is mission accomplished. I enjoyed the shit out of myself. I know I don't have the rocket gene in me where I could have given a fucking monologue at the end there,

so I wasn't even going to try. I was just soaking it up, just happy to watch it happen. The wardrobe changes were funny. You guys weren't really saying it, but everybody was in superstition mode. guys changed the shirt a hundred times guys did dave did jacket on jacket off chain on chain in the mouth like everybody had hank went to i thought that was gonna work for a second i mean he walked out there pick yeah and i was like fuck it's actually working tried to drag him back in here so it, you know, there's no, while, again, it wasn't maybe the best,

there's no better, literally, there's no better people to watch a Patriots loss with on the planet than the Brady Four. Maybe, like, I could watch, like, Belichick's wife or some shit. But even then, I don't know. I think, you know, as far as watching Patriots misery. The unfortunate thing is today, too, the next documentary on barcelgold.com slash KFC Is the Brady 4 so we were doing that interview today

Oh see that's perfect Now things are kind of getting a little perfect Barstoolgold.com slash KFC To watch what is one of the more absurd Sagas Actually I've always said the rap battle to me Was the most ridiculous saga of content But the Brady 4 when you really think about it

Considering it garnered national attention and you got to violate the law enforcement. The pictures, the stories. And like it all, you know, I know you guys probably went into it thinking like we might, something might happen here. The fact that like it did. Oh, no, we went into it. Fully expect to go to jail? We were going to jail. Yes.

Well, say no more because let the people in the documentary hear it. But Forstallgold.com slash KFC. As far as the dynasty, I unfortunately do. We were just talking about this with Gilly and Wallow. I do think that he'll be back because of the circumstances. They just don't have another option. I think it's going to have to just be somewhere in the middle with money. Because both teams have equal leverage. Where it's just like we don't have another option. I think it's going to have to just be somewhere in the middle with money. Because both teams

have equal leverage where it's just like we don't have an option at backup, so Tom Brady's good there, but you're getting older and obviously age is showing it's rearing its ugly head. So they'll probably fall somewhere in the middle. My post-game wrap-up video was all about pay Tom Brady.

Because I do think, I wholeheartedly believe, if you let him go somewhere else with an offensive line and wide receivers, there's nothing wrong with Tom Brady. Now, I will say at the same time, Dave was screaming about that during the stream. Like, Tom Brady's playing great. Those are great. At the time, he had like 200 yards and a pick, and that was it.

Like, I wouldn't call that a great game. I mean, he had like 200 yards in the first half. It was a half, he had 178 or something like that. What did he finish with? I don't know the answer to that. That didn't feel like a masterful performance, and everyone else let him down. It wasn't the reason they lost.

But also, did he miss a throw? Yeah. It was play calling. He finished 209 and an interception. Okay, so he must have less than 178 at half. He was 20 of 37 for 209 with a pick, a QBR of 42. I mean, that's not a great game. I know what you're saying.

It's not like he's throwing ducks. It's not like he's overthrowing receivers and physically can't throw the ball. I'm just saying that wasn't like a, well, Tom Brady did everything he could, and you guys let him down. It was just like nobody really rose to the occasion. I mean, Jules catches that ball. I love Julian Edelman, big KFC radio fan. I love you.

Should have his dip spit on the wall. Someone stole your dip spit. I apologize. Gotta catch that ball. It's like he knows it. It's not like, oh. And he catches that ball the next 99 times in a row. Right.

It's the universe. It's karma evening things out. it's not like it's not like he catches that ball the next 99 times in a row right you know it's it's the universe it's uh it's karma evening things out he made that ridiculous catch during 28 to 3 the ball was a centimeter off the ground and this time you know giveth and taketh and wes welker had his drop it's just it's a rite of passage for you know the the tom's receivers at some point's gonna happen it just happened at the worst possible time. Speaking of Tom, I was going to mention this earlier. My post-game video was Brady Pay and blah, blah, blah.

I have heard whispers since then that were like, it's not even up to Bill. Crash-paying him. I think that's just protecting the brand. You can't have him in another Although I go back and forth with that Because it's one of those things where it's like

No one thinks about Joe Montana on the Chiefs Even if you go somewhere else you think it's awful I don't know though I don't know what the reaction was in the moment Because you're right in the future no one's going to care But in the moment if you have a couple years of like Patriot fans being fucking furious and devastated You probably risk

Losing a lot of them A lot of people in Boston I think Patriot fans being fucking furious and devastated. You probably risk losing a lot of them. A lot of people in Boston, I think, are not New England Patriots fans. They're Tom Brady fans. And that's where I ordinarily... I borderline count myself among them. I don't really remember rooting for the Patriots. I remember

one game in particular. I was a fan of the team, but they were my number three team. Three? Giants? Weren't you in the Giants? No, it was the Rangers. No, no, I mean like three. Oh, in Boston. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your third favorite football team. No, no, no, they were my number three. I was never a Giants fan. I would go to Giants games, but I was never... I didn't dislike the Giants. I still don't hate the Giants, but yeah, we would go to one Giants game a year. But I liked Jason Sehorne.

I wasn't a Giants fan. So were you Bruins or Sox first? Bruins. Bruins, Sox, Pats. Bruins, Sox, Pats. And since then, it became Pats number one, really. I have always said that it's still— I mean, they changed your way of life.

You know what I mean? You liked the sport of hockey the best, maybe. Baseball was a sport you played. But the Patriots gave Boston their identity, you know? And Montana had Steve Young coming right behind him. So the Niners fans were like, all right,

let's go. It's the same thing with Peyton and Andrew Luck. They were like, well, sometimes you got to go. Yeah. When you don't have that, I mean,

they don't have, forget about it. They don't have Steve Young. They don't even have like something serviceable. Right. You know, if they had Jacoby Brissett still or something like that, where it's just like,

all right, well, you know, we're going to be okay. I think you – what's his name? I already forgot. Jarris Thidham. You're winning like two games, right? I mean, he had a great preseason this year.

I think he came in and he threw a pick. I'm probably in his first pass attempt. It was a pick six. Yeah. And then I know that Belichick put him in. Yeah, you're gone. I feel like ordinarily I would be – I'm very down for the idea of like it's a business and Belichick has had so much success knowing when to pull the plug on people.

And ordinarily I would say like, yeah, don't pay people on their past. Pay people on their future. This is a scenario and Gilly was kind of saying my thoughts like give the guy a couple years and if it doesn't work out, like that's okay. You know what I mean? And again, it's not going to be that bad we're not talking about like peyton who couldn't throw the ball you'll be okay if you give him the a decent you know squad around him and let him go out on his terms because he has given you your franchise the city the fucking in how many states like 10 different states you give him like a chunk of the country their identity let him have another year or two.

Don't force them out. But if it was up to Bill, I feel like he would. I feel like he's like a robot. He's just like, listen, I look at the numbers. You're on the decline. You're fucking out of here. I think Kraft stepping in, that would be the right move. I think that's what will happen.

But I do believe that's, you know. Although. Belichick lost on Jimmy G. According to both their press conferences. I feel like that's where it's like. Both their post-game press conferences were not very encouraging. Bill and Tom? Yeah.

I forget what Bill said. Tom said, well, like. Thank you for everything, right? It was something like, we'll leave it at that. Yeah. But that's also, you know, that's just like. That's about shading. And like, if your agent tells you not go in there and be like, I can't wait to be back.

Kraft did say before the game, I think it was more, it was taken was taken not out of context because it's impossible to take it out of context. But I think it was kind of – he said we're lucky to have had him before the game. I mean that can still play. It doesn't mean you're not going to. But it was like how lucky were you to get Tom Brady in the sixth round? He's like, oh, my God. He's the greatest quarterback ever. He's a great athlete.

I'm so lucky we had him. Like a quick little slip. It's like – I don't know. What I've heard is if it's up to Kraft and Kraft isn't, that might have been just negotiating. Right, right, right. Public comments, you can't take anybody's word for it because everyone's just posturing.

But, I mean, it would be unbelievable. And I said this to you that night. If Tom Brady goes somewhere that I don't have to worry about, I would love the NFC or just out of the AFC East. I mean, I'll be a huge Tom Brady fan. I've never hated the guy. I think it's weird that he mouth kisses his fucking kids. But other than that, I'm okay with it.

And the fact that I would love a day. It's almost like when the Knicks are good. And I always say I can root for a team alongside Yankee fans and Giants fans. We never get to do that. If me and you could root for a football game together, that'd be fun. And it'd be fun to do with fans like you who go with him, and it would be extra fun for the Patriots fans who can't stand it, watching him win.

I would be the first person on the planet to buy a Tom Brady jersey. Yeah. Of another team. Send him to the Chargers. Get one of those powder blue throwbacks. Buddy. But yeah, I mean, I think this is all silly talk in the end because I think he's back for a couple more.

And then that one, one or two years, and then that next one will be like, all right, you got to fucking go. I would imagine. As long as he doesn't fucking, you know, get back in the laboratory and recharge the batteries or some shit, and all of a sudden he's fucking good again. But it feels good.

I started telling the story. I kind of trailed off. I remember rooting for the Patriots pre-Brady. The only game I remember vividly was Pat's Bills, and it was – what was it? It bled so through a Hail Mary to Terry Glenn. That hit him in the chest. And he dropped it. And it was, I think they ended up calling defensive pass interference.

So the pass got one more play. Untimed down from the one. And Bledsoe threw a pass to Ben Coates. Who caught the touchdown. And I was probably like 11, 10 or something like that. And I was watching at my friend's house. And I started jumping up and down on the couch, screaming that Terry Glenn should be sucking Ben Coates' cock. And for saving him.

I was like, he should be sucking his cock! Terry Glenn should be sucking Ben Coates' cock! Right? And my buddy's dad came into the living room and was just like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah. He didn't even say anything. He was just like, what are you doing?

What makes you think you can be in my living room jumping on my couch, screaming that fucking Ben Coates should be sucking terry glenn's cock like what's wrong with you yep we all have those moments where you realize they go oh okay i'm an unhealthy fan yeah this is the life i'm gonna lead now yeah completely right totally unnecessary i apologize and then it was the um what happened after that? You spicy. It was the... It was the Bills objected so much that they didn't stay on the field for the PAT.

And then... I don't think it was Vinatieri. I forget who the holder would have been. But the holder just ran in for two. And I think that ended up being huge too. So I think it might have... Fucked with the spread. Yeah.

It was a wild game, but that's the only memory I have pre-Tom Brady. Pre-Tom Brady, yeah. Head coach! Suck it, Darren Gladstick! Yeah, I mean, it's been your entire life. It's been, you know, my entire adult life and my entire professional life has been him haunting me.

And I think in some form it's over. He'll be back, and it won't be terrible, but penciling them in, it's the Super Bowl every year, I think they could get back. But the idea of penciling them in is like, we don't have to do that anymore. I think next year, they won't be.

You go 10-6 or some shit. I bet they'll still probably go 12-4. I think next year's schedule is really hard. Really hard. If I remember. I believe it has potential to be a disastrous schedule. I need him to get the fuck out of the AFC East. Because I really think that Sam Donald would be the best quarterback in the AFC East in a few years.

Once he's gone. Tom Brady. Yeah. I mean, Josh Allen. Josh Allen, I think he's a bad man Yeah No and like he You could make the argument

That you would want him On your team Over Sam Donald right now Because like look at the Bills They're fucking good But like He's never Like even thrown for 300 yards

I don't think Like Sam Donald can do Quarterback type of Quarterback thing I also I blame this loss on the Bills Because I think if the Bills Win that game

The Patriots win The Bills win Wait what? I think if the Bills win that game, the Patriots win. The Bills win... Wait, what? I think if the Bills beat the Texans, the Patriots win that game. I don't think that's crazy at all. I think if the Bills... Pray tell? Just the way the universe works. I think if the Bills win that

game, the Texans... If the Bills beat the Texans, the Patriots beat the Titans. You guys are laughing like I'm crazy. I think this is one of the more insane things I've ever done. you've gone totally to the gambling dark side where like your brain is poisoned with weird things like that now speaking of that i lost a lot of money at golden globes last night i saw your pics i saw you were so solid you're like one one yeah you i forget i mean i know the golden globes are kind of weird like rami yusef winning a golden globe like who's gonna see that coming sometimes they get a little artsy with it.

But I saw your picks. I was even factoring that in. I had something that got hard. Yeah, well, that's why. Because I was like, I don't think these are good picks at all. Really? Yeah. Well, have you seen Nizel?

Like, Anna De Armas should have won. 100% she should have won. But, like, that's not. Who won that? Who won Comedy Musical? Also, fuck Ricky DeVries. I'm so sick of him. I did think it was funny, but I am sick of him.

I'm both. I'm both in that situation. It's like. It's it's very annoying like he does the same thing every time and everyone's like oh he was so edgy he like was talking shit to the very people who hired him to do it it's the same thing every time but it is funny but Jeffrey Epstein thing was hilarious I it wasn't it wasn't bad I'm like I'm obviously obviously not offended by anything he did but it's like it's one of these like dude if you don't want to do it, just don't do it. Yeah, but I think he, like, you know, I think that's what he does. Like, I'm going to, like, not, you know, take it seriously. And I don't mind that he does it the same way every time,

where he just, like, actually doesn't want to be there and tears it down. I'm mad at the people who every time are like, whoa. It's like, do you think Ricky Gervais was going to go out there and do, like, respectful jokes about the foreign Hollywood press? Well, what was it? Like, I forget what his last joke was, but that was one where I was like, alright, my God. We get it.

This sucks. We're almost done. Yeah, that's how long these things go. What do you want me to do? I know a lot of people like it, and I think a lot of it rings true, but when he laid it out on the line, like, don't thank your God. Just get up here and thank your agent. Don't make a speech. Just get the fuck out of here.

To me, that's almost like old hat now you know what i mean that's not hollywood elite don't know how we how the average joe lives life also yeah like you you're winning an award for being the best actor in fucking cinema this year yeah say whatever the fuck you want take your time yeah i mean i would say that i don't need it to be a gigantic political speech i don't need you up there like going hardcore religious but also i'm not gonna do the ricky gervais and like yell at people who do it right now um but i thought you know i know you guys are friends with him but like whatever like that to that group of people who like there probably were people who were friends with jeffrey epstein and the cats thing killed me when he was just like ah no one saw that and it wasn't even a joke he was just like

yeah nobody saw that movie nobody nobody nobody at all yeah i Yeah. What's so brave about the movie everyone hated? I'm not saying it's brave. That's the thing. The people in Cats said it stinks. You're not brave or crazy because you're up there being like, oh, no one saw it. Whoa. He said that. The people paid to be in that movie.

This movie sucks. But wait, it's pretty funny to say that James Corden revealed himself as a big fat pussy and also was in Cats. That's funny. I'm not going to give it the brave tag. I'm not wowed or blown away with how defiant he was. It was just funny. And I'm actually usually a Ricky Gervais hater just simply because I think his accent makes him sound pretentious.

I'm the opposite. I usually like Ricky Gervais. I think Ricky Gervais is funny. I think, what's his fucking ghost movie? I love that movie. When he's the dentist, him and Tay Leone, or whatever his name is. Yeah, it's Tay Leone. Wow.

Ricky Gervais and Tay Leone made a movie together? Yeah, it's awesome. It's a great movie. I like Ricky Gervais. I'm a Ricky Gervais fan. But it gets really, like you think that the thanking God or saying Donald Trump stinks is like all like it gets repetitive ghost town ghost town love it um like yeah ricky gervais being like yeah no

it's just it's what your old hat too it's what the night is yeah you know people get out there don't don't come if you're not you're gonna be worried about the hollywood suck each other's dicks they're gonna get up there they're gonna take their award they're gonna say don't put mexican children in cages. It's not that big a deal. Do you know Rami Youssef at all? I've seen his stand-up before. Him being like, I know you guys haven't seen my show, was great to me.

He won some sort of, I think it was relatively prestigious. It might have been musical or comedy. I must have missed that award. He has a show called Rami that's about being he's like an egyptian or like a middle eastern guy it's about like being a middle eastern guy in america he like lives in jersey i guess it's a series i don't know he won a fucking goal a pretty prestigious golden globe and he got up there i don't know from the show i had seen his stand-up before and he does a lot of funny like middle eastern humor and he was just like i know you guys haven't seen my movies it's all good don't worry but he was like like, I know you guys haven't seen my movies. It's all good. Don't worry. But he was like, I still fucking want. So some people had good moments.

But how much did you bet? Are you doing like your standard unit? Yeah, I probably lost about $800. I'm the fucking gold digger. Which arguably is something you should be better at than sports gambling. You know what I mean? That's bullshit. I'm pretty good at sports gambling. You know what I mean? That's bullshit. I'm pretty good at sports gambling.

I've won money this year. You're up? Yes. That is better than most. I probably won. If I had to guess, I would bet I won on football and some basketball. I would bet I won like $1,800. And how much did you bet?

You know, like up this much, down this much to net out at $1,800. Over the season? The NFL season? Yeah. Did you bet $10,800 and you lost $9,000 of it? Well, no. Totally, how much money did I put up for? I would bet I put up, throughout the whole season, all the games,

probably somewhere in the range of like 12 grand. Yeah. Something like that. Think about that. Think about that. That's a game for Dave. It's not even a game. It's one bet for Dave.

You know, like that 10 or 12 on the spread, 10 or 12 on the over, like in one game. He does what you did in three hours, you know? That's nuts. Sick of me. I hope I don't get there. But it is like. He does have the, I mean. He's the best gambling addict ever

in the sense that he can just stop. Then he slips back in, but he will stop for a chunk of time. Addicts usually can't do that. I don't know how he can control it. He's like, I'll smoke crack next month. That's not usually how it goes. Let's get into these voicemails.

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And I must assume that the only reasonable option is that he recently learned this word and thinks that it's super cool. So I wanted to ask both of you, what's the most fancy, arrogant-sounding word that you use to sound smarter than people? For me, I personally call movies films. I think it's a real asshole move. I can't hear that on my headphones. But I'm pretty sure he was talking about

Posit. I think I say P posit all the time. I don't think... First of all, I haven't noticed that I've been saying that. Maybe I have been. First of all, I don't think I've been saying that,

but maybe I have been. Second of all, I don't think that's that big of a word. I don't think posit... If I was running around saying... You know what? One I have been using, which was a better example,

nefarious, I've been saying a lot. And I think I said gesticulate the other day. Whoa, gesticulate. So, like, those are, like, asshole. Those are fake words. You learn those when you're, like, 15 for the SATs that aren't actually big words, but you think they're big words. I don't think I've been saying posit, and I definitely haven't been like, I'm going to say posit today, motherfuckers.

But I definitely get into, I fall into words and crutches. Yeah, I think everyone does. And sequiturs and, like, all these things, like, segues that, like, I just can't stop myself once I, I'm better at it now. I'll usually realize when I'm doing it pretty quickly and, like, nip it in the bud. But in the past, it would just be like, I cannot stop saying this word. Mine, I don't have one like that. I'm sure I do, obviously. But, like the my answer to

this question is very easy i started using it uh my sophomore year of high school because my english teacher using my humanities teacher used it even that right there yeah you're an english teacher yeah it also wasn't my sophomore year it was my third form year or my fourth form year um motherfucker went to hogwarts uh but juxtapose that's a great one that's also just like a like a useful one yeah i i use juxtapose all the fucking time i thought i think it's an awesome word i think it looks cool and it's written that x i think x is a j and an x by the way come on what's your favorite x and a p what's your favorite letter um x is by far the best j because your name uh probably because i by far the best letter. J.

Probably because I write it the most, but I think a cursive capital J. Eight points in Scrabble. It's a valuable one. It's a hard letter, but you can use it. The Q's you have to have the U, and the Z and Y are tough.

But X is like a it's like a symbol. X. X, motherfucker. It's like DMX. Triple X. X. X it out. X marks the spot.

X is far and away the best letter. It's the worst letter. D. It's a lazy Q. It's like a Q just forgot to finish. Yeah. I think G is the best. It's a lazy Q, even like the smaller one.

The lowercase version is also a lazy Q. It's an upside-down Q. Without the extra line. What, like the curve at the end? No, the Q. Upside-down Q. Upside down Q. The phone? The phone? That's broken.

Here's what a D looks like. Here's what a Q looks like. That's not what you do with a Q! Yes, it is. He puts a cross through the Q. That's not how you draw a Q, dude. No wonder I was so confused. I was like, no, there's no extra thing. That's how you write the Q. That's not how you draw a Q, dude. No wonder I was so confused. I was like, no, there's no extra thing. That's how you write a Q.

Are you zoomed in on this? That's not how you, what is that, hieroglyphics? That's how you write a Q. That's not how you write a Q. Today I learned that John doesn't know how to draw letters. That's not how you write a Q. That's how you write a Q. I mean, I know there's a way.

Put it on Twitter right now. I know you can also do it like that you can but i also i mean you also don't need to do anything like you just go like that no that's crazy town no yes i mean i get the word you're writing it's just wrong but i mean i agree that like a lot of people do the that but they don't do a cross through it like a hash through it that's right it's not i mean i don't do a cross through it. Like a hash through it. That's right. It's not. I don't know if it's right. It's not crazy. It's definitely not.

Do one of those posts where, you know, like the subway seats where you number them and be like, how do you draw your fucking queue? I'm going to just pull up like on like, you know, when you're in elementary school and they just have like the letters up on the, you know what I mean? I'm just going to Google the alphabet. and i guarantee you there will not be one fucking q there will be cues like that there will not yes there will be i don't hope there will be i mean of course a lot

these are all i'm gonna do lowercase yeah you. Even on Google things. How about that? That's a Q. That's a fine Q. It's a great Q. I mean, not one. Not a one. You're going to see it with a curve. You're not going to see it with a cross through, you idiot. I can't believe you're actually arguing this.

This is not how you draw a Q. I'm going to find one example. I mean, this is bananas that you're fighting cue i'm gonna find one example i i mean this is bananas that i need that you're you're fighting me back on on on english letters you know this is like dr evil's accusing question marks of being lazy like you don't know letters i i bet you you could scroll and scroll and scroll you go to like 50 pages because this is just not how you draw a Q. It's also like, John, find me an A that has a hat on top of it. You're not going to be able to

because that's not how you draw an A. It sucks. Yeah. You fucking moron. Goodness gracious. I don't know. I can't find one. Whatever. That's how I write't know. I can't find them. Whatever. That's how I write cues.

That may be true. Just know that you're writing them incorrectly. Fucking moron. It's a great juxtaposition, though, between my cue and your cue. Juxtaposition. Next up. KFC fights Super Producer BCc uh first time long time so me and a couple of my buddies are watching football a couple of weeks ago hanging out drinking some beers whatever and you know

how our conversations kind of go off of uh off of a riff here uh obviously it happens on the pod every effing week uh so of course we get on the topic of jacking off while you're driving in your car. One of my buddies brought up that he's done it before, and it was just us two in the room. I was like, what the fuck? You're an idiot. Two of my other buddies get back in from smoking, and they're like, no, you're the idiot. We both jacked off in our car. I would have never in my life thought I was going to be outnumbered on jacking off in my car while driving.

Am I a fucking crazy person or do I need to kill my friend? He's a pretty little bitch. First of all, regardless of right or wrong here, not jerking off in your car is less cool than jerking off in your car. So like you might be quote unquote right, but you live a little, bud. I think that's a Northeastern privilege right there. You're from the Northeast. Because guess what? You start driving on highways in the Midwest, driving on highways down Florida, highways in Texas.

It's a lot of highway. Not a lot of people. I hear what you're saying, but I resent the first part of it. I've jerked off on the BQE. I've jerked off in traffic in Brooklyn. Okay? Let me tell you a little story. I was back in college.

I'm working at the radio at Fordham. We're assigned to cover minor league teams. I am covering the Brooklyn Cyclones, the Mets affiliate. And then there's also the Staten Island Yankees. I obviously won no part of that. But everyone else in my class, because at the radio you have freshman classes, basically, they all just drop out in the middle of the summer.

They're just like, fuck this, we don't want to do it. So I'm left alone and I start covering both teams. Minor league baseball, they play 76 games in 79 days. It's like every single night you're going to these dumbass single-A games. So I'm driving between home and brooklyn and staten island like all day every fucking day i'm angry i'm frustrated like sitting in traffic on the belt parkway like waiting for there to not be trucks

or anybody higher because you can see down i I need to be like next to a Honda Accord. I don't give a shit. And so double correct. Like if I was in the Midwest. Please. Yeah. Oh, I actually, to be honest, I don't think I've done it to completion. I've done it.

But the... That's even... That's weird. Oh, I... Because if you're like so fucking horny, you just got to get the poison out and you're in the car. It is what it is.

They're like, eh, good. You're going to edge yourself while driving? That's weird. I did it. The, I did it. I think it's only one time. The, I was in Florida. I will, I've told at least parts of this story before where I was coming home from visiting

friends in Rollins in Orlando, driving back to Tallahassee and I was hung over as shit. I'd actually had a minor heart attack the night before. It was a pulmonary embolism. But the... I was hungover. I was tired and I was driving down the highway. They had these signs for these topless

diners. I forget what they're called. The South is different. I just saw... It's like a boob? No. It's just the word that alludes to the fact that it might be a naked woman. Erotica. That was it. That's all it took.

And I was like, fuck, I got to jerk off. And so like, I don't think I took it out. So I was like... Staying in your pants? I was like sweatpants. Yeah. Almost like cocking the shotgun. Right?

Against your leg. You're almost scratching your leg. And then it got to the point where I saw another billboard for like motherfuckers jerking off the bill like the world's it was like the world's largest uh world's largest like porn store or whatever it was and i was like well i'll get off this exit and that's where i bought the belladonna dvd which ended up being like porn DVDs were crazy expensive. 48 bucks. Well, they know that if you are desperate enough to be at a store buying porn, you could try

$150. That's a sexy day you just had. You went by a topless diner and then you bought a Belladonna porn. I'd be jerking off in my car too. And then I got home and I put the DVD in. I had like a DVD player in my room and I like laid in bed watching porn.

I think it was the only time I've ever done that. Like the remote? Yeah, like on TV. Scene by scene? I didn't have a laptop in my chest. I remember DVD scenes. Yeah, and it was like just watching Belladonna. I'd love to find that DVD.

I don't even know how I'd play it these days, but I'd love to find it. I don't have Belladonna in the baseball bat. It's just a beautiful thing. I think that everyone should jerk off in the car a little bit. Give it a whack. Give it a whack. And again, all right, fine.

Maybe you think you're better than me because you're not a pervert, but don't act like it's cool to not do sex stuff. You know what I mean? When it's all said and done and I die, I wouldn't be able to say I jerked off or had sex everywhere. Put it on your fucking bucket list. Yo, what's the best doodle ever? The 3D box or the Stussy S?

I don't know why you call it the Stussy S. Because everyone else in the world calls it that. No. Yes. I've never heard of that. You're the only person who didn't know that. I had no idea. I think it's a Superman S.

What's the greatest doodle ever? I'd say it's between these two. The 3D box or the Stussy S. Yes, I agree. It's a great question. I'm going to give it to the S, though. It's the greatest doodle ever? I'd say it's between these two. The 3D box. Yes, I agree. It's a great question. I'm going to give it to the S, though. It's a great question. I mean, the S is more versatile. You can write words with it, use it as a letter. The box, to me, though, is

just like architecture. It's like a box cube, you know what I mean? It's a building block of doodles. I think it's the S running away. I do think that's number two, but I think the S is running away number one. Let us know. Tweet at us. Best doodle of all time. Stussy S, even though it's the S running away. I do think that's number two, but I think the S is running away number one. Let us know. Tweet at us.

Best doodle of all time. Stussy S, even though it's not Stussy. Superman S. Let's go with Superman S. The 3D box or weather. Write in if you have it for us. Don't even bother sending me others. I think you're an idiot.

I know you're right that it's not the Stussy S. I think you're wrong that you don't think that it's confused with the Stussy S because I read an article about it. I thought 100% that the Stussy S. I think you're wrong that you don't think that it's confused with the Stussy S because I read an article about it. I mean, I thought 100% that was Stussy. And then I got a... The reason I found this out is because I bought a pair of blazers that was a Stussy collab and there was just no S on it. They have another symbol that's a stick figure skateboarding.

Anyway, I Google it and it was almost like one of those Mandela effect. The opposite almost. Word of mouth. Somebody said it was Stussy, and it just went crazy. Stussy had a comment that was like, we weren't going to stop it. That's not our ass. We have nothing to do with it. But go ahead. We'll take the number

one doodle of all time. That's the best market. You should just adopt it as such after everyone thinks it. But that's the best viral marketing ever. Next up. What's up, KFC Fight, Super Producer BC. So I've been friends with this girl since like 2015. Not really much has happened.

We've just been friends. And recently she started, like about a year ago she sent me, uh, some news, and then recently she started to send me more and more. And then it has to, like, see my dick and all that. Uh, she definitely wants to fuck, doesn't she? I've talked to her about it jokingly, and she's like, no, I, she's like, I don't find you attractive, I just see you as a friend, but yet he or she has sent me pictures of her pussy. So, I mean, she's lying, right? Just want to hear your guys' input. Viva.

Well, I mean, at first I was like, yeah, of course she wants to fuck you if she's sending pictures, but then I could see a scenario where girls just want attention, girls want to be viewed as sexy but they might not necessarily want to like actually have sex and like what better way than the guy you got in a friend zone who's gonna fawn over you and right back like holy shit you're so

hot you you can trust them you don't have to worry about like a spurned ex you know whatever maybe maybe maybe i could see girls are so so fucking, they're wrong for a lot of shit they do. I mean, I get it wholeheartedly. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, I would do this. I would do this for sure. To a girl?

Yeah. Send your dick around to a girl that you have no intention of banging? I don't think you could. I don't think you would, actually. No, because I have intention of banging. Yeah, but you also, like, you don't send your dick around much anyway. And the reason why you usually end up sending your dick around is because, like, you're all horned up in the moment. You make bad decisions.

Yeah. If you're looking at, like. Yeah, no one's ever sent a dick pic. Nudes, like, a girl nudes. Yeah, dick pic has got to be. No one's ever sent a dick pic and 10 minutes later been like, I'm happy. Nailed it. Yeah, like, thank God.

So happy I did it. Everyone's like, son of a bitch, I did it again. I broke my promise to myself again. Motherfucker. Five years New Year resolution running. Fucked it up again. There's not a single dick pic out there that's like, thank God. I'm glad my picture.

I'm glad they have a picture of my dick. And even if it's a good one, you find the right angle, you got a great dick, you still are like, fuck, why did I do that? And that happens. Because he's always just waiting for it to come out I know I know it's inevitable

it's inevitable well this is the point here I'll just get ahead of it fucking posting myself take back the power this is the one picture I've used for 10 years here it is

if there's ever gonna be a dick pic leak it's gonna be this is the one I feel like that's only happening when you're like talking to a girl you really like and she's getting you know baiting you to do it if you're looking at a

girl you're platonic with you're not gonna be like all right let me get a little half chub here yeah so girls girls can just fire off you know they can look sexy like that so i don't know i i do think that there's enough like there the door is at least open for you to like pursue it and you know this is you know you're not allowed to say these things in 2020. But if there's ever an example of a girl saying no and she maybe means yes, it's probably something like this. Yeah. And by the way, girls, if you're not interested in someone, don't do this. Because you could find yourself in a precarious spot where the guy being like, wait, what?

I really thought you were sending me signals that this was going to go down so i've always said i'm bad at reading signs if you sending me a picture of your pussy isn't a sign anymore right that's what i mean like like consent yes means like saying yes but it means a lot of things and we're really gonna start muddying the waters if naked pictures don't mean dude you bring it up to see where i'm out i i get out of the car i don't know. Dude, you bring out the C word, I'm out. If naked pictures. I eject seat out of the car. I don't know. Consent got bought. Fuck it, I'm out.

I'm in. I'll ride this over the fucking cliff. If you intentionally, purposely, and repetitively sending me naked pictures of your pussy is not at least pointing the arrow in the direction of yes anymore, then there's no fucking consent system at all then it's all out the window i mean it's like what are you just gonna fucking fuck her and be like well you sent me a nude that's that's that's what you're getting into that territory and i'm out no but but i'm just saying that when i send a dick back or want to go out with you a dick back is yes that's. Or like.

You send me a picture of a person you've consented to getting a picture of my dick. Okay, say. I'm not necessarily going to send it. That's a fact. Hardcore written in stone. Say a girl sends you these pictures and then like you're hanging out and you like go in for the kiss or something like that. And she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's like. But you stop there. But I'm going to stop. I'm not going to put my dick in her. Yeah, I'm not going to. You sent me that picture. I'm not going to rape anyone, okay? The problem is you have a rapist. That's where I thought you stop there. But I'm going to stop. I'm not going to put my dick in her. I'm not going to rape anyone. You sent me that bitch. I'm not going to rape anyone, okay? I promise you I won't rape her.

That's where I thought you were going. I was like, I don't know if I'm coming. I will not rape you. Under no circumstances will I rape you. That's it. That's the end of the sentence. I'll come along on that journey. As long as no one's getting raped on the way, I'll come.

Don't send me. C-O-M-E. Give me one more voicemail. What do we got? C-U-M-2, actually. Hey, what's up? It's me, John. Super, super, super.

Call back. Just getting turned down by your significant other from a guy's perspective I've been with my lady now for several years I've been turned down by her and plenty of other girls in past relationships I guess it just kind of comes with

the territory of being a guy so question is how do I tell my lady no like I come home from just long day at work whatever I'm just not in the mood how do I tell her no without pissing her off for her

thinking she's ugly no it's not you're going to say what just fucking tell her be fucking wasted when she gets home done tell her. You'll be fucking wasted when she gets home. Done. It doesn't matter if you want to.

Try as fucking hard as you want. Physical impossibility. I've had three bottles of wine. You're nervous drinking at home because you don't want to have sex with your girlfriend. She's about to show up. That's it. You're right. Because it is an awkward because you don't want to have sex with your girlfriend who's about to show up. I mean, that's it. That's the answer. Well, you're right. Because... Be common alcohol, be shitfaced.

Because it is an awkward conversation. Like, guys are, A, programmed to be ready for rejection. Because that's just like, in our DNA, we're going to chase girls. They run away. You chase them, they run. A very rapey episode. You chase, they say no. You chase, they say no. Eventually, they break and they run away they you chase them they run a very rapey episode you chase they say no you chase they say no eventually they break and they let you in like that's just usually

how how the gig goes so even if you it is funny those are all like the romantic stories like well she said no at first and then for six years i disrespected her wishes stalked her until i finally broke her down we're happily married and she's in the back like yeah like twice if you've been kidnapped but we are you know it's it's in our girls are no are always like coveted we are the ones coveting and so that's just like kind of in our blood and then i think once you are together if the idea is guys always want to fuck and it's the girl who has the headache or just got back from the gym or she hasn't shaved or whatever all the fucking millions of excuses um but when that table turns wrote like when you tell a girl you're not in the mood it's like eating disorder and fucking therapy and the whole nine from like from like one time it's like this is this is like every man's plate for like days and months and

years and you heard one time i was like too tired or hungover or whatever and now you're like you don't think i'm sexy you're crying and shit so i do think it has to be done delicate the balance of power shifts real fucking fast i don't know like i honestly the answer is i had thai food for dinner right yeah it has nothing to do with like big picture it's like i just don't not i'm gonna fart during sex like i'm gonna fart that's probably the answer girls like he's got a poop the old the like if i have to poop i turn down sex i'm not what 100 times out of 100 i'll turn down sex like i won't be able to get hard i'm like i got shit that's that's the absolute no brainer for me i probably won't turn down for anything else unless

i'm too drunk but the if i and guess what i always have to poop like i have the shit at any given moment i can tell you no for sex because i gotta i got a little bit of pooping i i don't it's it's crazy i have a problem i thought you were a guy who like never poops that's my problem you have to all the time feel it yeah but you just don't. I'm a fucking disaster inside. The body is a temple, and that temple sucks. The temple is filled with shit. Someone has a joke about it. My body is a temple, but it's one of those Tibetan ones where they let monkeys shit all over the place.

Yeah, I mean, girl, just recognize it's probably that. He's just got to take a dump or something. It has nothing to do with you getting a couple pounds or some shit. It's nothing major. If a guy turns down sex, don't get offended. Say, you know what? I'm going to go for a walk real quick. And when you come back, he's going to want to have sex.

It'll smell like Febreze and his dick will be hard. Say you're going to get a coffee or something. Just leave the apartment for 15 to 20 minutes. Go call your mother. Call your girlfriend. He'll be apartment for 15 to 20 minutes. Go call your mother, call your girlfriend. He'll be ready to fuck you first. But also, when you do get denied

and you do freak out, just remember how that feels next time you turn him down. Because guess what? It doesn't feel good. We just are like, that sucks. I'm going to play video games

and jerk off. But on the inside, we're like, I really wish we were having sex with this girl who agreed to have sex with me on a consistent basis. So just know, rejection stings both ways, you bitches.

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