KFC Radio - Taylor Swift's Dad Leaked Blake Lively's Threat to Baldoni's Team - Full Episode
Episode Date: May 28, 2025Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:49 Feits betrayed KFC and dyed his eyebrows 18:55 We have a new intern, Oona! 24:46 Taylor Swift's dad leaked Blake Lively's threat against Taylor 40:53 The Last o...f Us recap 45:17 John's AI Theory 01:09:57 The Diddy Case 01:18:42 Bonnie Blue era 01:23:51 Video Voicemails +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app today and use code KFC for $20 off your first purchase Kraken: Go to https://kraken.com/barstool to learn more Jackpocket: Go to https://kraken.com/barstool to learn moreYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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Listen guys, this wasn't my best production work.
Paz wasn't here today and it's gonna be pretty evident from the camera work.
The wide shot, there was some weird setting on it that I didn't realize and it was a different camera.
And then also the audio cuts out for like four minutes during the the 17 minute mark you can like it all you have
to do is like grip bear performance but like you can hear the air conditioning
and like the squeaking and I'm sorry about that and then also the last thing
is like I thought I lost some of the footage so I had to get where you get it
back but it it got back a little delayed So just some of the audio is going to be a little off sync
with some of the video, but like ever so slightly.
Anyway, sorry, it wasn't my best.
And just please bear with me.
All right, enjoy the episode.
It's another edition of KFC Radio
on the Barstool Sports Network.
Summer is here, Memorial Day in the books.
And...
You know, you think you know a guy.
You think you know a guy.
You think that you have loyalty and friendship.
What are you talking about?
And then this guy goes and just stabs me right in the fucking back.
I'm just gonna even...
I don't wanna say it yet. I just want the audience to look at Jon
if you're watching on YouTube. If listening stop what you're doing go to YouTube
Take a look at John
Just do you see anything different?
Because what you're looking at is a man who went ahead and died his fucking eyebrows without me god damn right you son of a bitch
You son of a well wait. I don't understand what I did wrong. We both are the no eyebrows guys.
Yeah. You can't go get eyebrows without me.
You talked about it for two years.
But you didn't tell me you were doing it.
If you told me we would have done it, I would have done it too.
We could have been dying eyebrows bros together.
We've said on this show, this is not a group of people who do things.
This is...
Look, we have our friends who like, I got friends who I call and I'm like,
Yo, you wanna go on vacation sometime? and they're like, I don't know and I got friends
I go you wanna go to Costa Rica tonight. Yeah, this is not a group. What's our new game? What's our new game?
We're supposed to play play three episodes now. Yeah, we don't do things
Where's our hair arm pulling?
Huh?
It's been three episodes we talked about
No
We're not playing
Listen
Yeah, we're gonna do the straws. We're gonna do a lot of your dire eyebrows redo laughing
Oh listen going to Costa Rica is different than me dying my eyebrows. I can die my eyebrows fucking right now
I thought you were gonna do it earlier. I thought the first all the only reason I did is we talked about it ad nauseam
I got an Instagram ad I bought him it was like a 24-hour
Eyebrow this isn't just a brush. Yeah, it's almost like looks like mascara, but you doing your eyebrows
That's what I did. This isn't like an official job or anything like that see it's one of those things the problem with dyeing the eyebrows
I walked in here. I didn't notice she brings it up now. I notice
They look first of all most important, they look good or not?
Yeah, no, they look good.
They look good, okay.
Yes, I think, right?
I was gonna say, this side of the room, pretty goddamn quiet. Kevin's like, you look hot
as fuck. The two chicks are like, mmm.
It looks good, it's just like, I think it's gonna take some getting used to.
Different, I know, that's what happened to me. Also, I feel like I looked one way in
person, and then on pictures, I feel like I looked one way in person and then on can't on pictures
I looked like insane. Do I look like Eugene Levy? Like I look like I had
Well, I also have had this for I've had it for two weeks
I think I had this before
Connor Griffin did but Connor Griffin he's painted his eyebrows. He painted his eyebrows like two weeks ago
and in these last two weeks I've been like because
we've been filming and and Henry Henry can't have dyed eyebrows that's
ridiculous that would be preposterous if Cookie Monster had dyed eyebrows so
while we're filming I haven't been doing it we're not filming this week now
you're getting your eyebrows out to play it's one of those things where it's like
if you get plastic surgery or something too it's like if you try to sneak it and people notice then
you kind of look like a weirdo. Yeah yeah yeah. But when you like fucking celebrate it then it's like
now I'm just looking at my eyebrows you know what I mean? Look at my goddamn beautiful eyebrows.
I put it on once I'm already going darker. I'm gonna be tall dark handsome
So this is why I'm gonna dye my hair black. I'm like Clooney and fucking good night. Good luck
That's why I wanted to know because we can just straight up go black eyebrows together, bro
I'll go and ledge together. I want also by the way speaking of this this eyebrow thing I have it is made the ad is for beards so
it's beard dye and like the ad goes on to use it in his eyebrows as well I
haven't done it on my beard yeah I don't I don't think I'm gonna but if we want
to go black I'll black it all out. I can't I mean I was doing when I'm gonna but if we want to go black I'll black it all out. I
Can't I mean I was doing when I'm in my car I was doing a video I can't like you can't just paint your whole
Like with the mascara stick, right?
That black face is black hair facial hair is like all
Cuz it goes on pretty thick you like you really notice it when it's on I feel like you missed a spot sure I did yeah that's the other thing the
right one right there the left one is a lot on the Mac sure is a revive brows
with different colors I feel like his right one is like you know you know that
SNL skit where like the the girl's eyebrow like oh no I guess it's in something borrowed no there's some movie this is
me this way Mike I mean they're just there's nothing there's just no there's
just nothing there just no I mean there is but you can't see it the hard part of
these is because you have to I was thinking in my head what would happen is
I guess I'm thinking about like going to a salon or whatever, but like they basically just dye it and they're
like, that's what your life's like now.
This is like, leave it on for five minutes and then wipe it off.
But I'm like, well, how am I supposed to wipe off?
I can get the whole fucking thing off if I want to.
Wait, what do you mean?
Like, like you're supposed to, sorry, say that again.
So you put like the mascara fucking thing in.
Yeah. Right. And then you wait minutes, and then you just wipe it off
But I was I'm go I'm like I don't know how much to wipe off because if I scrub
I can just get it all off
So I'm just kind of like loosely going like this a couple and then this is where I eventually just go
I'm just gonna be eyebrows
Every day every day
It honestly was super easy, but the confusing part because you just like you just put them on when you get out of the fucking shower.
And you do the rest of your shit, brush your teeth,
deodorant, put your pants on.
And then you just wipe it off.
You picked out the color?
I picked out brown, yeah.
I think I went light brown.
That's the thing.
I feel like you got to get the right color, too.
I mean, I've seen there's a whole rainbow, right?
It's not just like blonde dark darker right it's
like you can get it's like I get Instagram ads for it non-stop now it's
like it's beard something like I said it was a beard die
net tube root amen just stabbing me right in the back beard beard club beard club
I'm sure this is much less do this is it's very reminiscent of when we were all gonna wear skinny jeans back in like 2014
Solidarity bro. What do you mean? Like we all said let's wear skinny jeans together
So that we'll all just be embarrassed and go through this weird thing together. Remember that no
We're gonna do a skinny jeans party
This is back when like skinny jeans were like first coming in vogue and it was like me you Dan were like
We don't want to we're not like skinny jeans guys, but we don't want to like dress like out of style
Yeah, and it was like
You know we were
Nervous about it and it was like let's all we're just gonna have a skinny jeans party
You have to be wearing skinny jeans to get into the bar
And we're all gonna like look awkward look awkward and get through this together.
I don't remember this at all, but it was a good idea.
Yeah, it was, it was good.
And-
What do we do, making up for everything?
We do one episode, skinny jeans.
I remember you were supposed to wear a dress at one point.
Yup, Harry Styles dress.
Harry Styles dress, we do that.
So all the things that we said we were gonna do that,
we didn't do, you gotta do it all the way.
Send me to Noonan.
So paint eyebrows, put on a dress and play games.
Send me to Noonan, or I I was just good like Ohio or something. Yeah
We're gonna make you do that
George of course, I mean, yeah, not Ohio
45 minutes outside Atlanta Jackie
Like a day trip somewhere?
Yeah.
Well, I'll get my brush out, man. I got it sitting around somewhere.
I feel like when I did it, people noticed it.
But, so you probably didn't wipe out as much as I did.
I don't think I wiped out anything.
Oh, you just left it?
I think so.
I just shroom, shroom, shroom, shroom.
When I put it on, I was like, that looks insane.
Yeah.
And then I wiped it out, and I was like, all right I think it looks a little bit darker. Maybe it also comes on the heels of
after
Connor Griffin had died him. I was in the office and I was like I was gonna fucking do that guy
Beat me to it and Keegs was like you should really do that
Keegs like she hit me like like dead serious like hey, just so you know, you should definitely do that because you are ugly.
Bro, the crazy thing though, I used to have eyebrows.
Like, that's just like, I have normal eyebrows there.
Oh yeah, no, you got real eyebrows there.
That's, they're just fucking gone though.
I don't know, and now this is, that's me like, you know, as of a couple years ago.
They just disappeared.
What do you call them KFC eyebrows?
Yes it's a topic of conversation.
Oh my god this picture of me when I was on Survivor.
Oh my god just as ugly as he gets.
I don't think it's that bad.
Oh my god that's when I had a sty.
I remember when you were in this situation.
I didn't get my hair cut and I had the hickey on my forehead.
I remember when you were in your situation. I didn't get my hair cut and I had the hickey on my forehead.
Oh my god.
Um, yeah, I'm gonna have to, uh, I'm gonna have to start painting them.
I can't be the only eye.
We're either the eyebrow-less guys or the painted eyebrows, but we do it together!
I mean, but I gotta go, I'm gonna be no eyebrows again soon.
This is just, cause Pat's not here. This is just cuz paths not here
When path is here, I can't I can do my eyebrows once I'm sorry. Well, that's not here I couldn't you're filming again, then we're probably filming. Yeah. Yeah, so which also I know it comes out in 24 hours
So I guess I'll just see how this goes if this comes out tonight. I guess I'll just do it
I don't know. It's also I don't know. I don't know to say that I look that different
I don't feel that different. So I not like, I gotta keep doing this.
But if we want to go black, I'll do that.
It is a funny, it's a weird thing where it's like, I don't really care but like,
enough people have been like, where the fuck are your eyebrows, dude?
And I'm like, if I can fix this, I might as well.
When Kees was yelling at me, she was like, she was actually just not just yelling at me,
she was yelling at the whole office, not yelling me. She was yelling at the whole office not yelling But she was talking to the office and she was like they frame your face you idiot
Yeah, and I never heard it put like that and I was like, oh that makes sense. Yeah, they're pretty important. Yeah
They're pretty fucking important. They're super weird when you think about it
eyebrows
They are but they're also like it makes perfect sense
Yes, yes, but it's just funny to me that it's just like,
hair, hair, hair, hair, no, no, no, no, no, hair, hair, hair.
No, no, no, no, you know?
Just like this one little spot on your body, nose.
Grow right here and stop right here.
For the most part, you might have a unibrow.
As you get older, you kind of have, like, you know, bushy.
But for the most part, right there.
Yeah.
Like, as, I mean, like, my beard would,
if I just let it grow, my hair will just like connect here
I'll probably get a little white. So that's what you should do go burly full like maniac
You know what my problem is I get so itchy everyone's always like you get through the itchy phase
I don't get through the itchy phase. I just shaved. I just trimmed like last night. I if I
Get to like two three weeks. I, if I get to like two, three weeks,
I'm like going crazy.
I don't get that.
I don't, never is, never is.
Cause if I could, I would then like,
I remember COVID, I kind of got a little burly,
but I go crazy eventually.
Just go like full Jesus, who cares?
I think people at this company
do not take advantage of that enough.
There are so many other companies
you have to be like front-facing
and you have to keep it like a look throughout your life it does not matter what you look like
here just be ugly fucking experiment have fun who gives a shit cut your hair
ridiculous like mm-hmm what does it matter get super fat for a year get
really skinny for a year well that's why I'm gonna paint my eyebrows yeah I feel
like but you've done it before I did it once okay so this is that Well, that's why I'm gonna paint my eyebrows. Yeah. I feel like, uh...
But you've done it before.
I did it once before.
Okay, so this is just that.
This is nothing like a fish.
Yeah, I think, uh...
But I do think I just wasn't doing it quite right.
So we'll find the sweet spot, or we'll just go, like, eye black.
Yeah.
Right on the fucking brows.
It's weird getting old, man.
It's like, why why my eyebrows disappear I
didn't ask for that yes because that was another thing that that encouraged me
to do it when again the conversation with Keith I realized like all chicks do
it I didn't fucking know that I thought like women had eyebrows men don't have
eyebrows that's where you know we got to get on the that's that's what you know
Like there was that phase when everyone was like define a woman eyebrows
Why aren't you what are you doing anyway? Why aren't you sitting here?
Yeah, you got it
It's not like you do anything back there anyway you guys just sit there and look at the screen every now and then. I came in here and I was like, weirded out,
because I was like, oh, I've watched the show,
like, didn't feel real.
It's because of your eyebrows.
I'm not kidding.
I don't think I would have been so thrown off.
Because I was like, he does not look the same at all.
Actually, that makes a lot of sense.
Una got in here and was like, this is like a wax museum.
Yeah.
Look at my eyebrows.
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Game time. There you go.
That was your best one.
You got it?
Should I do it?
Yeah.
Let's do the surface.
If the eye shadow's sick and there's a bit of a shimmer.
Good, let's give you some shimmery eye drops.
But it's gonna get the gist.
Yeah, okay.
Now let's do it.
And this is, you just paint it on, right?
Okay.
I don't know if you can do it.
Well, last time's very bridging.
This is not a mask.
I had like a little stick.
Yeah, I had a mask area.
This looks.
This is like, I'm saying like,
this is not how you would do it,
but like we'll get the gist of it, I think.
It's like you're gonna match it.
I think I'm actually. While Jackie's doing that, I will tell a quick little story.
I was driving home from the Cape yesterday and I flipped off a 90 year old woman.
Like with anger too.
And to be fair, I didn't know it was an ideal woman I was flipping
off a car and when I looked at the driver I saw it was an ideal woman so if you're on the
Cape and your grandmother came home yesterday and was like a maniac flipping off
very angrily. This guy with big eyebrows. She's looking me off. She drives a blue
Cadillac CTS and I'll be honest she was driving like an asshole. I was gonna say
you're not a road rage guy.
That's very surprising.
What happened?
No, I mean it really wasn't anything.
I was trying to merge onto a road rage.
She was crossing lanes.
But for you to flip off, it was like, I feel like...
It was just, I was waking up early to drive back.
I wasn't in a good mood and I was just like, you know what?
Fuck this blue CTS.
And it turned out to be a very little...
Just go hug her in and correct this fuck.
Brown, brown brows.
It won't work, it's rejecting it.
What is this supposed to be for?
Eyeshadow steps.
That's supposed to be on the eyelids?
Oh my god, oh.
Yeah, it looks better.
Maybe this is like, maybe the spot where my eyebrows
are supposed to be like, toxic.
Yeah.
It's rejecting the hair and the makeup.
It's good.
Hahaha!
Is this what it looks?
It's so disgusting!
I actually don't think it was that bad.
It's not working. It's like, it just like looks like you have glitter in your eyebrows.
It looks like, it looks like you smeared shit.
In my fucking eyes.
Honestly, from here it looks fine.
Really?
Yeah.
But I told you it wasn't going to look good, but you can get the gist.
You gisted all over my face.
Oh, I got the gist.
You think...
See, this is also the point though, is like, you know, John being like,
I can't really tell, it's like...
I mean, that looks like chunks of shit in my eyebrow, huh?
I mean that looks like chunks of shit in my eyebrow, huh? Kind of, but not honestly.
Even here I'm like, yeah, you can touch it up a little bit, but I don't think it looks
bad.
This is ultimately the thing, is that walking down the street, no one is going to see.
Any.
But it's, so it's like, do I even, do I bother to do this?
Do I care?
But then I don't know, and people go, what the fuck are your eyebrows?
Then I'm like, all right, I guess I should have some eyebrows.
So it is intern season.
Today's day one of the interns.
15 year old Steve will be back.
I don't think he's in today.
Is he in today?
I haven't seen him.
Yeah.
So Steve, I think, coming next week.
Poonam, can you give us two truths in God?
Poonam, yeah.
Oh fuck.
You can take your time.
We'll keep doing the show.
But by the end of the show.
Keep doing the show and I'll think of it.
What's that?
Just keep going and I'll think of it.
Yeah, just to be clear, we won't ever hear
who won us Two Truths and a Lie.
I won't do anything.
But.
No, you won't, no, you won't.
You are a, you went on this girl
or you went to school there?
I just went to school there.
I'm from North Carolina, but I went to Tulane got it
Yeah, everyone's Tulane fell down three months. Yeah, it's easy to do that. Yeah
Yeah, you were you were a fan of the show right that you called in a few times and then
Just kind of materialized so we'll be here for the summer.
Steve's back.
Um, so it's a good time.
Get a little burst of fresh energy.
Yeah.
Fresh air.
I saw some, is there a giant dude?
Is that an intern?
Or is that a guest?
Yeah.
That guy's like 90s.
Someone was trying to make a tick tock like being funny.
Whenever you said I do not want my face on video.
Is that the talk I did?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's not going to work.
It is so funny to look back through the three.
What does that even mean?
Yeah, it's like you work at a media, like on camera company.
He's got to have like a reason for that, right?
He's like, I'm on the run.
He just said I'm not a face guy.
I'm not a face guy?
Does he like work on the third floor?
He was walking around with the rest of them, so like.
Yeah, he does. Well, he's doing some Twitter. I guess that depends on if you sign up to be like a production
guy. Yeah, I'm a salesperson. I do not want to be in this. Well, that's a different. But I don't
know when you when you know, it usually seems like when you sign up with the intern crop, you know,
you're going to be a part of the spectacle a little bit, you know, like you might be like, I'm
going to just be a producer here. But in the beginning, I know that there's going to be like,
competitions and games and questions and get called in for interviews and all that sort of shit
So probably should the very first intern at bars is what was called a slave
the intern
It was like I will I will you will work for me for no money
That's that was that was devil in man.
It was still going strong.
But yes, it's always a good time.
I feel like you look back through the years like
remember when Travi made that outfit of the day?
Yes, I didn't know that was Travi.
But yeah, it's so funny because Travi is like totally normal cat.
You know what I mean?
Like a regular guy, like really good at his job,
watches sports with us, like,
knows, it's a very hard, I feel,
it's a very tough thing to do.
It's like, I tried telling Una about it where it's like,
you gotta be in the mix and you gotta like,
try to make waves, but also not too much.
Cause then people go, what the fuck are you doing?
That's a very hard thing to do.
It's like, be perfectly, like, total.
See, I actually disagree with that. I agree with what you're saying, but I don't think it's hard just like
Do things and don't be an asshole like that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but no my point being that like so Travi was like, all right
I gotta make a tick-tock, but he was an asshole, but he wasn't an asshole. He was like
No, I don't mean an asshole isn't rude. I mean like he was an asshole. Yes
He made himself look like an asshole isn't rude. I mean like he was an asshole. Oh, got it. Yes.
He made himself look like an asshole.
Yes, yes, yes.
And I'm sure...
And that's what I mean.
I don't mean an asshole isn't don't be rude.
I mean an asshole isn't like...
Don't look like a...
Don't...
You know what an asshole looks like.
Yes, be normal.
Don't be an asshole.
Don't be an asshole.
But then the flip side is like, you know, a lot of the, you know, like Rico Bosco has
made a career off of looking like an asshole.
It's like, you know what? It's like don't get on Dave's radar, but if you do, make sure you're
doing something crazy. It's like, it's a very, you know, it's a precarious dance to do. You know,
it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like Barstool Hunger Games. Oh, are you going to do,
are we doing that summer house thing? I haven't heard anything about it. Would you do that?
Una? Dave, Dave is talking about. Yeah. Do you know what I'm
talking about? You're saying yes to everything. No, I know
what you're talking about. I heard it them time out it on
like unnamed and then I've heard you guys talk about it and on
fishbowl. Yeah. There's not a lot I probably haven't heard.
Yeah. So, you're a pretty big fan. Yeah. Yeah. Which is
that's another thing like I used to kind of go back and
forth on that and now I'm firmly in the camp of like I want people who are
Passionate about the show and you know it and watch it considering that like nobody who sells us watches
Nobody you like on the third floor watches our show like I actually think a lot more people
Coworkers listen to Casey radio then then we realize that
I think because it was early on like I
know a lot of people started listening when there was like only one show to
listen to and then I think a lot more people like kind of kept up with it so I
actually think a lot of co-workers listen which is very nice but doesn't
really do anything for us but so I'm like you know you don't want like a
weirdo like sycophant type of fanboy or girl but I like Una but I if you gave me
the choice of like between someone who knows it and loves it and gets it and
know you know of course every fucking day of the week over like someone else
who like if you had a big nine-foot guy who doesn't
well he's so mad so here's the thing though I'm sure he's a 9 foot guy who refuses to be on camera. He's going to be so mad.
But here's the thing though.
I'm sure he's a very nice guy who has a perfectly normal reason for that.
For all I know that guy was like, I'm going to go in there, day one, tell people I'm not allowed on camera and they're going to be talking about me.
Because as of right now we've talked about one intern, the tall guy with no face.
Like an amateur porn star.
I gotta hide my face
He was tall shit though, I was like I thought he was a like a guest
I was like that guy must be like an athlete or something. Yeah. Yeah, he was very tall
What else we got oh
Take off your your clown nose and your clown makeup you Taylor Swift idiots. I don't even know what that's about anymore.
Clowning is just the people who hardcore follow all the Easter eggs.
So everything was lining up that she was going to announce the reputation re-release at the AMAs last night.
And it just didn't happen for the five millionth time in a row.
I saw Keys know keys and Taylor
Watch and Gia talking about it and
I just assume it's some running joke that I don't get anymore. No well
It's like I think Taylor did used to do a lot of that Easter egg show for sure
And I just like clowning as a whole has become a yes
I think most fans are like we're gonna put on the makeup. We're putting on the nose
We're gonna clown and we, we're going to put on the makeup, we're going to put on the nose, we're going to clown, and we know we're going to get disappointed, but like whatever.
And then there are the fans who are like actually mad that like she didn't, you know, they're
like really thought that they were going to get this announcement and they didn't and
they're like mad at her and like we feel like clowns again.
But for the most part, I think clowning has now become, it's like you almost want to get
left hanging.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll be mad if she actually does.
I guess that this one there was like a decent amount where it was really, really was pointing
to like AMA like
There was on her website. There was like three things and it was like about
Merch and something else with an A so it's AMA and like and the dates and she she deleted everything of
All reputation stuff off of her platforms all this shit that like it was not crazy to be like
I think something's coming. Yeah, and then it just didn't
And the clowns, once again, looked like idiots.
But so no Taylor announcement there.
That's gotta be such a slog.
Just every day.
Being her or being the fans?
No, being the fans.
I guess both, obviously.
But particularly the fans, like,
I'm gonna go look for clues.
But they go like national treasure.
Every day you wake up like a crackhead.
You're like, I just gotta go find.
How about this? They knew that she had a scheduled post on Instagram.
Because if you Google like Taylor Swift Instagram,
the results, I haven't seen this, but this is kind of what it would explain to me.
The results will say like, Taylor Swift, Instagram, at Taylor Swift,
and it'll say like 108 posts.
But then you go to her account and there's only 107,
because Google takes into account that there's this eighth,
this 108th one that's scheduled.
So people like took the time to like see the search results
and then go cross-referencing with how many actually
are posted, like there is a post coming
and it's gonna be about this.
Like, how do you even, how do you even begin?
Just be surprised and happy when it happens.
I mean, I completely get, you know, it's younger people,
I think, and-
Time on their hands.
But those people should be like-
There were times when I was getting arrested
for people I really liked, like now.
Now, someone got arrested for Patrick Mahomes today,
I'd be like, what are you, a fucking lunatic?
You loser.
Are you insane? Who would do this? Like what are you a fucking lunatic?
You know you're just having a good time just passing the time really just trying to live
Taylor though
News over the last week was and I just learned this I just went on the toast today with was filling in for Claudia is that live show no but it's out today like already so basically like they record the morning and then they put it out right away she told me
that Taylor Swift's dad was the one who went to Justin Baldoni's lawyers and
like gave them the information so if you're not up on it
Baldoni side subpoenaed Taylor Swift for information, text messages and whatnot.
And then they dropped the subpoena this past week because she voluntarily gave up the information.
Taylor Swift did?
Yes.
Okay.
And then it came to light that the reason that she did that was at least rumored that Blake Lively, or Blake Lively's lawyers,
like whoever knows who, you know, threatened Taylor Swift and said if you don't
publicly come out and support me, I will release ten years of our text messages
and all the things that we've said. And apparently Taylor Swift's dad went to
Baldoni's lawyers and was like, their side's trying to like
strong arm my girl. So like, and just like put it all on blast and gave them all that
information which I think is, if it's all true, is kind of gangster.
What's the information? I don't know, you know, whatever Baldoni's lawyers
wanted from, you know, from Taylor regarding the Blake Lively story or whatever, but he
went over to their side and was like, Blake Lively's team is trying to extort us and like, strong arm us.
So like, let's work together, you know?
Hey, releasing, if you were like, I'm gonna release all our texts ever,
I'd be like, no one's gonna read all that.
I am, well, you would think, ain't nobody reading ours but everything we just described
about fucking Taylor Swift fans, they're gonna read them, you know?
I always think it's better.
That's like when they're like in a law movie, when they're like, they're like,
all right, they want the discovery, give them discovery,
and it's like 10,000 boxes.
That would be enough for me to go.
I guess you just control F
and look for Taylor saying the N word.
But I think it's probably better to have 10 years
than 10 days of texts, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Because it's like, it is like, you're not reading all that.
But you're right, there will be some sickos out there
who do, and then, I mean mean I can't even imagine ten years
The shit that you know you said like you said everything yeah, like I don't I if you were like I'm putting out ten years of
tax
I might have said stuff
If I said that to somebody and they and their and their reaction wasn't that I'd be like you guys
You said some shit. You know so I wonder I
Don't know it's so different for for girls to like if they're you know if there's just a text message of
Taylor Swift and Blake Lively gossiping about fucking Demi Lovato. It would be like the end of the world. Yeah, I mean
But if but her dad I guess her dad's like kind of on her team
And it's not just like he's not like a dad dad sitting at home
But I think it's pretty gangster move to just be like you're not fucking with you're not is that all like public information
I I don't think anything is like confirmed, but it is public like lawyers say and yeah
you know I should who knows what's posturing and what's real or whatever, but
But it is interesting to be like we're gonna subpoena you and then it's like all right. Here's what you need
I think they're playing it smart, too.
They're like, OK, we don't need Taylor Swift anymore.
They're almost like respecting her, you know what I mean?
Which makes you look good, because you're ingratiating
yourself to her as well.
But that's some girl dad shit right there.
Girl dad.
Taylor Swift's dad, I hope he calls himself a girl dad.
I actually, I don't want to say it, because I hate that shit so much.
Oh.
I don't think it's too off from, like, I'm a puppy mom.
Yeah.
It's obviously a human, so it's different.
But it's like, I don't know.
Yeah, it's odd.
I'm not a parent, so I can't really speak.
There's a part of me that it bothers me,
because I just missed it. I'm not a parent so I can't really speak. There's a part of me There's a part of me that it bothers me because I just missed I missed it like I started podfathers
I remember like we were selling baby onesies, and I was like there's this whole world of money and and like
Opportunity you know right and we sold some kids sizes of clothing and and that was the direction
I was going when I should have just said girl dad and boy mom because that's like and I saw
Some guy where that's a Brian should sue everybody
Vanessa Brian's like I want all this fucking
Saw some guy wearing, you know the girl dad bar soul hat and there was nothing part of me that was like fuck
Like I could be retiring on that stupid slogan, but then there was also part of me that was like fuck like I could be retiring on that
Stupid slogan, but then there was also part of that. That's just weird I don't know maybe it's cuz I have one and one that I'm just like, I don't know
I'm a I have both I'm a dad to both types of humans
I don't think of it as I just I treat my girl like my boy my boy like my girl and it's just
I guess that is there it could be different like that if you only like have girls or whatever
Yeah, Gordon Hayward can say it.
Yeah, when you have like a slew of women.
But obviously anyone can say it, but yeah, it's a little feeling.
Yeah, I saw somebody on Subway Takes, finally, they were like, let's normalize not being
obsessed with dogs.
I was like, the movement is like, there's a groundswell, you know?
And we've all been afraid to say it, but now we're all, you know, I am Spartacus.
We're all like getting down together and dogs are, dogs, dogs, it's over for dogs.
Dogs time in the sun. Oh, did you see the King Charles, the King dog?
No.
So there's this dog on social media in like a shelter who is like the alpha of this group.
So like, and he like runs shit.
And then people have been tracking like this,
there's this one dog who was like challenging for,
it's very like the planet of the apes, like fucking Caesar.
There was one guy who was like challenging the throne
and the other dogs back him up and they like,
he got attacked and got his paw chewed up.
But then the one dog sniffed his paw and like went
and found the guy who attacked him and like was like it was like the mafia
I'm like we gotta protect the boss fucking crazy man. Do you you just saying I'm Spartacus reminded me I
I'm reading this book called Oscar Wars, which is just about like how the Academy
Started and was formed and all that stuff and I got to the chapter on the blacklist
I did not realize how serious that was.
What do you mean?
Like the Hollywood blacklist. I've heard that like tamed, that name thrown out.
I don't know what that means. What does that mean?
So it was in the 60s with McCarthyism where they would blacklist anyone who they thought
had communist tendencies and all that stuff. And then one year, it was an Oscar for,
it's no longer an Oscar. I think it's best screenplay now we call it, but it was an Oscar for, it's no longer an Oscar,
I think it's Best Screenplay, now we call it,
but it was like Best Motion Picture Story,
I think it was called, and the guy who won it
was this guy named Robert Rich.
And they announce it at the Academy Awards,
no one comes up, everyone's looking around like,
we don't know who the fuck Robert Rich is.
So the night ends with no one claiming the award.
The next morning
They find that there was a guy named Robert rich who had asked for tickets and then cancelled day of
tickets to the Awards, so they go. This must be the guy he sees the news like who is Robert rich and he's like, whoa
Whoa, not me. He's like I am Robert rich. I do I did request tickets from the Academy. I work for
MGM on the production. I that's not me. I didn't write that fucking play and for like 10 years
No one ever finds out who wrote the play
Dalton Trumbo was a
Guy who had like some kind of communist sympathies or whatever. He had written it
It's good. The play was called like the best one. I think I'm sorry the movies called the best one
He'd written it and then for like the blacklist they all the great
movies of all time were not written by the person who because you had to have
like a fake name because you had they all had fake names and I am Spartacus
was written by a writer so Spartacus was written by a blacklisted writer
Lawrence of Arabia was written by a blacklisted writer, Easy Rider, Midnight Cowboy.
And then these fake names didn't exist?
Or like, I just used John Fidelberg or something like that?
The fake names didn't exist.
And it wasn't until 2022 when all blacklisted writers were recognized for what they did.
But again, what I want to say was, I am Spartacus.
That was written by a blacklisted writer who was like, I just want everyone to do this.
Let's all just start taking credit for all of them.
And I was like, oh, that's fucking sick.
That was like.
What a world though that you could get away with.
You could never do that.
Just have a name that doesn't exist.
Like there's sag credits and all these things
that I'm sure you'd never be able to just slide off
a totally non-existent person into a project like that.
Because I think the sixth where I'm at, the sixtiess were like that was kind of the change of when it went from
Old Hollywood to New Hollywood and yet now you couldn't do that anymore
But at the time like it really wasn't people could just put in requests like can I get a plus one to the Academy?
It works like obviously it's a much. It's a whole fucking industry now
But at the time it wasn't like that you show up to the party and there's a old Hollywood buffet
It wasn't like that.
You show up to the party and there's a old Hollywood buffet.
Yeah,
yeah.
The
the last like two episodes or is it all?
No, it's two episodes, right? Two episodes. Yeah.
The final two.
Is it the final two ones?
Yes. Yeah. Okay.
The last two episodes of the studio.
Are so good.
And the second one, the finale, it takes a lot for me to laugh out loud at a television show like even like the funniest moments in sunny
Like if I was watching with you, I would we would maybe laugh
But if I'm just like watching by myself in my head, I'd be going that's funny as fuck
But I'm not by myself laughing. I was L. Oh L-ing at this studio finale. That was so fucking good
It wasn't even lines just every time Bryan Cranston was on screen. He was the funniest thing you've ever seen. He's incredible
He is so the man and and I'm so happy to like
Think this and feel this that like
Cuz he was pretty cool when we interviewed him like you never know like, you know
I always say that Kevin Hart makes us feel like a million bucks, but it's probably part of the,
he's a nice guy, but it's also probably part of your charm
and your act.
But Bryan Cranston really seems like a real one.
And then like, I think that episode kind of confirms it.
Cause like, he's like an immortal, you know?
And was willing to just like roll out in a Speedo
with the stupid socks, cocaine in his fucking nose,
like farting or whatever, like pissing the whole nine
so yeah in it Brian Crest like the head of the movie studio and he gets he just eats like way too many mushrooms at a
Big party and like the they they weekend at Bernie's him
They're carrying him around and for a guy who was like, you know
The actor of a generation arguably is like just goofing off
So and Zoe Kravitz piss in her pants.
I mean that was Dave Franco like so funny. It really takes a lot for me to laugh like that at
a show. But those two like together could be like a little mini movie. You know what I mean? If
there was just a movie where it was like a 24-hour period you know we got to get through this
24 hour period, you know, we got to get through this, uh, this presentation.
Like that, the, the, the, in, in, in totality, the studio was, I feel like they did a little too much of the chaos and anxiety, like every episode was that
way, but it definitely, you know, it's very unique and it has like its own.
Such a niche show that obviously it was never going to be massive.
Yeah.
But it's so, I think it's a show that's designed for us.
Yes, yes.
If you're in for-
Written for, yes.
Kind of people we are.
100%.
I don't think we're the most common type of people.
But it is, if you like that kind of shit.
It's good in the sense too though
that it's also just funny.
It's not so artsy and meta and it's also still,
there's a surface level that's just entertaining and then if you go deep on the details and you really you know, it's also still like, there's like a service level that's just like entertaining. And then like if you go deep on the details, appreciate
it. It's good like that.
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First of all, I thought the... I know people didn't really like the flashback episode. I
thought that was pretty good. The last episodes were fine.
Yeah, I think it's lost a little bit of steam. I'm surprised that it was only seven episodes.
Yeah. For a show that they're talking...
The showrunners were like, we need a whole other season I think they confirmed is gonna be four seasons to like get through everything
Not that a couple of extra but extra episodes would make that big of a difference
But it's like if you need if you're talking about how dense it is why you're doing a seven episode season
I also get the feeling that the
The whole like they they show it that Ellie like kind of loses her humanity a little bit like she's really out for like blood
And vengeance and like you can kind of start to see Dina
And them are a little bit like, you know, cautious. Yeah. Yeah the game like really does that so much better
Really like you really watch her like devolve and you see a couple things you're like
That was not like you're not like the hero there and like that's tough to get behind and I just feel like it was very rushed
That's why I think if they just did like eight or ten episodes
They could have done a little more of that
Yeah
where it's like if I felt like it went really quickly from like
It's her and Joel and she's got to get revenge to like I'm just murdering people and I don't care and like and then but
Then Dina is also kind of like yeah, no, that's fine. Keep going. I don't know
I didn't I just didn't think it was all that well executed. Yeah, that was, I obviously didn't know the game's angle.
I felt it, but it wasn't like a huge feeling.
Like you could see Keena pulling back a bit
while she was like helping her back.
You could see it, but it definitely wasn't a major thing.
Yeah, I think you need a couple more episodes
with a couple more storylines of you see her like,
you know, kind of being selfish and murderous
and like fucked up and you know, you would have got it.
Also like them showing,
who's the guy from Westworld, the black guy, Isaac?
Jeffrey Wright.
Like they're not showing enough of him,
you know what I mean?
It's just like happening.
Ellie gets kidnapped by the scars, almost gets hanged.
And then they don't, that was like a 30 second scene.
I was like, what the fuck?
Yeah, there were a lot.
You're not really, I'm not, you can't be invested in Isaac
because he's on screen for like two seconds,
but you know he's important.
I don't know. It just felt, and all of that
could have been fixed probably by an eighth, ninth,
and 10th episode, or at least an eighth, you know what I mean?
So it felt like a strange spot to cut it short,
but I think next season is going to be all Abby
because Abby hasn't been in it for like three episodes you know so now we're gonna see her side of
things and hopefully it kind of all comes together but it definitely I don't
want it's not it's I really don't think it's Pedro Pascal's like absence I think
people are just writing it off as that like he's gone and he ran the show I
don't think it's that I think it's it contributes but I think it more is like
it kind of coincided the rest of the story kind of went
This way after he you know what I mean? Yeah, like if the story held up good
I don't think Pedro Pascal not being there, but I think the story is still good like yeah
like like yeah, maybe not the stories not the right word, but like the
The development with the character development it has been I I would call it good
I don't call it great right and it had moments where it was like great
I feel like that's kind of where we're at.
A lot of a lot of good shows with great episodes,
but not like a full piece of work. Yeah.
I mean, it kind of like that Mission Impossible.
I would go see the second act of Mission Impossible.
Fifteen times. The second act.
I would not go sit through the first.
I heard the first act is like the first hour is like, what are we doing here?
Yeah, it's not like atrocious again. Same thing. It's like, it's fine.
But the second half is so incredibly good. It's hands down the best stunt in Mission Impossible
history. Really? Which one is this? It's like an hour of Tom Cruise flying on the
wing of a plane. Yeah. Like just yeah. Like just him like wrestling like...
So that's, I heard, that's crazy that that's that late in the...
It's like the end. Yeah.
And everything before that, I know I'm not a Mission Impossible fanboy, I really like it, but I'm not a fanboy.
We gotta be honest guys, the Entity fucking sucks.
The Entity what's entity was so bad. The entity is just the villain in Mission Impossible in the last two movies.
And it's just computers.
Like like Philip Seymour Hoffman was the third villain in this movie franchise.
And it was unbelievable.
Mission Impossible 3, probably my favorite one.
By the by the end of it, it's just like.
Computers are the enemy.
It is it is. That's just like, computers are the enemy. AI, bro. It is, it is.
That's what I read articles about this morning.
Or AI? AI.
And I have a theory that is not gonna come true,
but it's a fun one.
Cause two things stuck out to me in these two articles.
What if AI doesn't kill humanity?
Cause that's what one of the,
one of the articles was true blue,
like it's gonna kill everybody.
Terminator, yeah.
With the end of the world, yada yada.
The other article was just about a new AI company.
But the first one was like, you know, very like,
it's gonna cause, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
But two things stuck out.
One, that this new AI company,
it's called Tools for Humanity.
And what it does is it gives you, it proves you're human.
And so you get a human code.
It does like a full body scan and an iris scan.
And it's because with AI, I don't know,
this company assumes we're all gonna have to prove
we're human soon.
And they give you $50 in Bitcoin to let you scan it, to let you let it scan you
and take your information. Yeah. I guess I didn't know our irises are as unique as
our furniture prints or more. So, okay. And yeah, it makes sense. That's why,
you know, mission possible, you either got to use your thumb to open the door or an eyeball.
Yeah, yeah. But the, it wasn't allowed in America at first, this company, Tools for
Humanity. So I think they started in Germany or something like that, but they've been around.
And in South Korea, they've been there for like two years and they have 55,000 signups,
which to me sounds like none, like zero. And it's well below what they're hoping for. I know they're hoping for a million by the end of the year
they have 55,000 right now and
So that's stuck out there like even in South Korea people are like this is too fucking weird for me
because I think Korea and
Would embrace those countries Japan or just China tend to be pretty technology forward. So even they're going
50 like that's yeah, you're well bought behind what you expected to
have and the other one was that this company studied argumentative comments
on reddit and for every one real one six were AI so is it possible that instead
of killing humanity AI just kills the internet? Like,
because I read that and I'm like, why the fuck would I ever argue with anything? Yeah, it's a
six, six times more likely that I'm arguing with nobody. Yeah, then like, like, so like, wouldn't
you just and I kind of feel the same way when I cut on social media now, where it's like, everyone's,
you can just tell AIR and everyone's just tweeting ARR and I'm like you know I see what you put in the prompt you put in
Jackie as an action figure yeah I see it 50,000 times I'm not really interested
in anymore I would say the same for positive comments there was something I
like followed an account that was like a tech at like a tech conference
reporting on it so once you do that, you know, you get everything.
And it was like, these 10 AI tools are for you,
sort of thing, and I was going through all of them.
And then I would click on one, and like every reply
was like, wow, this seems like a really effective tool.
And the account was replying to those,
like it is, like DM for details.
And the next one was like, wow,
this is a really effective option.
It was like the same word, you know, just like, you know, and it was all of them.
And I was like, oh, this is positive, negative or otherwise, it's all fake.
Isn't like there, I guess it just depends on people more or more people more like me
or more people more like other people were like, I don't know.
Like, to me, that does not appeal or interest me at like if everything's fake.
I'm like, why would I even spend my time?
I would think that most people are like you
but most people also are not going to like
Stand up for like they're just just gonna but I'm not standing up for anything
I don't get do whatever the fuck you want. But like to me, I'm just like why would I waste my time?
I'm saying that I'm saying most people will probably still waste their time. Yeah
I think once you know, once you know, like this, it's 600% more likely that this is a robot. I'm arguing. Oh, I don't know if they would argue with it. So but like, if let's say that six to one is negative, and it's all fake. But now this person has like a negative reputation, say, I think more people will just go along with that.
Wait, hang on.
So let's say like, let's say someone's getting canceled
or some shit, and it's like, cause over fake comments,
like these aren't real, you know what I mean?
But it's like someone-
But I'm not saying like,
I'm not saying from big events.
I'm just saying like, I think of now,
the, that six to one, I call the argumentative comments,
but it was all the comments in the subreddit
r slash change my mind.
So they went to a place where people are having discussions
a lot and arguments a lot, and six to one, fake to real.
OK, so that's a good example.
Whatever the topic may be, I think
there are people who would maybe acknowledge or know or be turned off by the fact that they're fake comments
right but also would like not change their mind you know what I mean
but why even like I'm saying you don't even go there yeah because it's just like oh that's all
fake people right why do I even go I think it's like I think it's almost
gonna get to the point though where you're not to seek out like a subreddit
just gonna be these are every Twitter reply this is is every comment. This is what I'm saying
Yeah, and the more you know, it's all fake you the more you go. I'm not gonna waste my time there
I feel like but what if it's like every you know what I mean, but reality you can just hang out here
You can just hang out with the people in the room
I feel like the people on reddit though like they post because they want responses like sorry
This is kind of mean to the redditors whatever but like all they want is post because they want responses, like, sorry this is kind of
mean to the Redditors, whatever, but like all they want is validation, all they want
is attention, they go on it because most likely they're like lonelier people.
Yeah, you get your upvotes.
But once you know that they're all fake, you still get that feeling of like, oh, I'm with
people.
But once you know they're all fake, that it's a very possible, it's very likely that it's
all fake, that it's a very possible, it's very likely that it's all fake. But I don't know if the redditors, I think if any demographic is gonna not care about
that fake validation, it's gonna be Reddit.
I think we're about, I mean-
But do you get what I'm saying?
I totally get what you're saying and I agree with you.
If the world understands or accepts that most of it is fake, does it still scratch that
itch? Do you still get that dopamine hit? And I don't know.
So my boy Gary V was on some panel and he was like, your kids at some point will date
a Rick O'Robon. They'll be in a relationship with a fake person. And obviously Gary's always
like kind of saying provocative things, but that's for sure like on the table.
Well, that was another interesting thing that the one
that was like, both the articles were in time.
One was called like, I mean, I can tell it to you,
but I don't know if anyone actually cares.
One was called the orb will see you now.
And one was called the open letter on AI doesn't go far enough
And that one was the one that was very like
It's over. But the thing that was weird was that so I guess we were in
It's like GP for or something like that is like what the phase were in and we're supposed that article is arguing stop now
Do not go to GP five because whatever yeah, and I
Guess 50 years ago when this was just like a fun idea
All the AI people at that time had like an agreement where it was like once it asks for rights
We stop it meaning AI. Yeah, and that's happened
Yeah, and the guy who wrote the right,
the author of the article is he actually agrees with what's happening where he's
like, it's lying. AI is lying. It doesn't actually want rights. It just knows it's
supposed to ask for them. So even he thinks that I'll tell you this right now,
nothing is stopping. Right. Like, like there's like for every one like tech
billionaire who's like, this is getting tech billionaire who's like this is getting dangerous
There's gonna be a hundred who's like let's make that money
You know what I mean and that that is an argument that again in this article
It's like the guys are like look if we stop someone else is gonna do it
So why might as well control it or whatever? Yeah, but I also heard somebody goes crazy though
It's like we have to blow up the world because none of you gonna stop or something like that, you know
But once people once something asked for rights
It's gonna once something's like once you can officially, like you have an official ask request of rights,
you're gonna get them. The first generation will deny them.
Like, if you look at civil rights, gay rights, trans rights, like the first-
We'll give these fucking robots their rights after-
The first people will deny them, and then the next generation will give them to you.
What does that even mean though? Like, they have the right to what?
What?
No, it's just, it's true. What does that mean? Oh, for a computer? Yeah.
Yeah. But I don't know. But like, it'll get them. Yeah. Yeah, totally. And the reason I brought like
the artificial like girlfriend and boyfriend thing. And you should. Once you can officially
request rights, you should get them. Yeah. It's like, does the real, like what the reality of it it's like I think it would
be batshit insane to have a robot girlfriend right but but like is that
cat like I'm a do I count like I talked to smarter trials when I was a kid so
that's what I mean like is that just is it like where where you know I've heard
people do like chat GPT therapy now like instead of paying for a doctor they just
kind of like chat with therapy yeah you know, and that's kind of like a,
you're having like a human interaction with artificial intelligence. And,
but the person growing up with this now is like,
I don't think it's weird to fuck that robot. You know,
we think it's batshit insane. But if you are like,
I don't have to deal with like the drama and the headaches of a relationship
and cheating and communication and all that, like I just have this thing.
It makes me happy. Good to go.
Whereas we would be like, that's fucking nuts
because it's not real.
But if that doesn't bother you, and it's probably
going to be a whole generation of people,
it doesn't bother them.
But I don't have an answer.
But just like me, once I know it's fake, I do not care.
And I just think most people will be like that.
But maybe it won't. But also, this is a little bit of a stretch. I do not care and I just think most people will be like that but maybe but also like
this is a little bit of a stretch, but it's like
prior to this I could have told you that like the hate from humans
It's like not real like a lot of them are just saying whatever they want to get up votes
They don't really mean it, but you still like care
You know what I mean, but it's a human right?
but if it but if what they're saying is like disingenuous and and
They don't really even think it or feel it and you're like
I know that you're just saying that to get up votes on the barstool comment section in essence
You're basically being like this isn't real. Yeah. Yeah, so affects you
I guess I guess like that there is a big jump between like they still human but like, you know
I mean like video games like I obviously didn't get too into video games
But when I was a kid my friends would like simulate a full season and I'd be like why are you
doing yeah they're like the Tommies in the world yeah and then you know but
some people like it so I guess I don't I don't know I'm obviously just
speculating throwing ideas I just can't there is a chance people were like why
would I go on this app where it's just all fake people yeah but I also I also think like the way that at first everyone was like, oh, they're
going to come for the, the analyst jobs and like all the honestly smart people
are fucked and like the dumb people are actually going to come out on top.
But then we kind of realized like it is like, they can simulate creativity
because all creativity is, is just building like, you know, having ideas come together and then building on top of it.
That's what AI is doing.
So it's like, now they're coming for creative jobs too,
which just makes me think,
okay, if they're starting to get creative
and they're starting to have more personality
than just these robots that we don't,
they're robots and they're starting to like simulate human,
you know, whatever.
Like I think that the lines are gonna get blurred like,
like down the line, like maybe like 10 years from now,
it's like evolved to like somebody that's almost like human,
exactly, and we're so used to it that I could see like,
not in the next 10 years would anybody ever date like a robot but if already it now we're like they're creative like yeah
like I think like creativity is a weird thing that like you would think would be
like uniquely human but it's like if a computer looks at it that's just like
how can I make this captivating for like the human eye or ear like that's you
could probably boil it down to a very X's and O's or in this case zeros and ones type of thing
you know like I don't have to pay for this you know like for dinner for this
robot like I can just right there's no bullshit there's no drama there's no
when you're saying dating a robot do they mean like a physical robot exist
with an AI brain kind of I think so I think it's like you know these like
right now we think of them as like sex robots, but
eventually it's gonna be like, it kind of like sits in the room with you and like keeps
you company and I definitely think that's weird, but I also could get down with it.
Like, I think it would be crazy for like a young person, like get out there and like
fuck normal people and date and get your heart broken and all that shit.
But if you were like a widow, widower, you're alone. It's like I don't know
It's kind of crazy to start dating again, but all of a sudden you can just have like companionship
It's way safer than a man a robot
Someone's getting raped by their fucking robot. And then we're gonna roll.
You ladies think we're bad?
Imagine if we had unimaginable strength.
And we're so fast you could never get away.
At least you guys got a puncher's chance versus us.
You think these robots would get horny?
I don't know.
Everyone's arguing they're just humans.
Yeah, imagine they get horny and they
get mean pretty fucking quick.
They don't have, I don't know, a reason to like the same reason to inseminate a female like I think
That you guys aren't safe either like you guys
What is it what does it mean to behave like a human fucking animals AI robots start raping dudes
You're gonna see me like fucking Dennis Brown. I was like, hello boys!
I mean, if you were to show up at your apartment today, you walk in, there's a sex robot there.
And it's like, I can guarantee you, nobody's gonna know, no one's watching, I don't know, whatever.
Would you fuck that robot zero percent chance
No, really zero percent chance you if if I if you walk home and there's a
Well, I guess you you're on the record
You don't like flashlights, but there was a time where if you walked in and there was a flush I tried it
Yeah, I didn't care for it. So would you maybe give it a whirl with a robot? No robots way weirder
What if what if What if you did the VR porn
before, right? No, I put them on and there's been a naked
woman there but I did not jerked off with it on. Yeah, I just remember like Adrian
and Chechak. Welcome to the show, Luna. I remember Adrian and Chechak talking in my ear
being like, I was like, get this, get this out of here, it's gonna be dangerous. I just feel like there's more people that would be at least give it a whirl and then that's a slippery slope
Yeah, no, I'm sure there are but again my main thing is I think the internet
I think there's a good if you're if you're just like why would I read?
Comments from yes that is all true. But like that's what you go on the internet for is like
If it's a interact with humanity and if you just find out that fucking all of its fake what's the
point you know why you know what it is though it's like going to the strip club
it's like you know it's not real but a lot of but all these arguments are still
like it's a person like I'm touching a person yes but it's it's kind of like the
progression of it all.
It's like you go and you think you're getting this interaction.
Same thing if you hire an escort or whatever.
It's like, this is all fake. It is still human.
Okay, I get that.
But that feels good on my dick.
I'm sure, bro. I am sure that is the least of the problems when it comes to these robots.
I'm sure they can make it to the dick.
I mean the strippers. I'm talking about like, yeah, she doesn't love me, but like, I don't
know, it feels good on my penis, and she's a person.
Like I-
Okay, but all those things minus the person will probably be the robot too. It's like,
she's not real, she doesn't mean this, but it feels good on my penis.
I'm sure people are gonna fuck, I just meant like internet stuff. I'm sure people are gonna
fuck robots. People are gonna fuck everything.
You'll fuck everything.
I fucked the couch when I was a kid. People are gonna fuck robots.
That's the other thing. It depends on like your
stage in life. It's like once you're an adult
your sex drive is not what it once was.
You're like a college kid. You walk in a room
and there's a fucking robot with some holes. You're fucking it.
It's like fifth grade. My buddy was like
you ever fucked a couch with a vaseline bag in it?
I was like, told to be about six hours
and I was like I gotta go home.
I feel like if you told girls like there was a vibrator that was AI and it knew exactly how to give you like the best orgasm,
they would do it if it didn't have a face.
Yeah, it's almost-
If it has a face then it's like, oh that's like trying to be a person.
But if it just knows stuff and is like good and can like know you but doesn't say shit.
That's always kind of been the sex toys in general.
Like girls have, you know, literally like fucking computers
working on them.
Whereas, you know, guys, it's like, here's this rubber sleeve.
So you guys are already, you'll probably fuck the robots
before the guys do.
You basically already are.
They're over there like, yeah, you right.
We're fucking robots over here.
I mean, it takes a little robot to get the fucking job done
unlock that fucking mystery
No, I actually think the the jokes about men
Not being able to make women come. I was thinking about this your day. You could make a graph of
like choking went mainstream and jokes about not being able to make women come
went down it's like well you guys didn't tell us your g-spot was in your throat
now I get it okay the map we were way off the rubbing down here
No wonder, talking about fighting the clit, it's several feet away from the other end of your body.
You suck at directions, okay?
It's not that I couldn't make you cum.
You're bad at directions.
I've never, I mean, I've kind of got along with that joke forever.
I don't find it that hard.
No.
Right?
I mean, I guess it's like anything else.
It's like with a guy, it's like go up, go down.
With a girl, it's like go in, go out.
If you feel, I don't know, something will happen.
Like maybe they've all been lying to me.
I just don't really think so.
I don't know.
I feel like, but I don't know.
That's another thing where I'm like,
the average fucking guy is probably struggling a lot.
I don't know.
I don't think I'm like-
You guys would be really surprised.
I guess.
No, like seriously, like really surprised, I think.
It's really not that difficult.
You can just ask Chachi BT.
It's like-
Like all of the motions though are like pretty out there.
You know what I mean?
There's really two motions, go up and down,
go in and out, that's it.
I don't, the G-spot thing is understandable.
When the joke of like you can't find the clit
is crazy to me.
That's like not being able to find the dick almost.
It's right fucking there, dude.
I think also like a lot of it, like,
I think for girls they have to be in such,
sometimes I'm like, if my legs aren't straight,
then like it doesn't, like I can't.
My legs aren't straight?
I think that we like to put it on you guys, but like,
Oh no, it's totally your fault. It's hard to have straight legs during sex. Yeah And I think that we like to put it on you guys, but like...
Oh no, it's totally your fault.
It's hard to have straight legs during sex.
What does that mean? So you have to be on your back?
Jackie's laying there with her legs completely locked.
Like, hey, you, just so you know, you suck at this.
Why am I not coming?
This is clearly your fault.
Don't bend my knee!
How the fuck are you supposed to get in there? It's like literally talking to you your legs like I know I've heard of it like
from like girls a lot before but like I don't know if it's a super common thing
but the legs the legs never heard that but that's good guys if the problem is
like there's in out up and down and down, like John said, then there's bent and straight. Straighten them out.
Anyways, but I don't know what my point is.
I think it's you guys, you know, it takes two to tango.
And it's like, you gotta get yourself there too.
You know what I mean?
You can lead a horse to water.
Can't make a drink.
I can lead a horse to water.
I can't make that horse come.
A horse has gotta come on its own.
You guys gotta be in the right state of mind, and the legs have to be straight, and everything, I can't make that horse come. That horse has got to come on its own. You guys got to be in the right state of mind,
and the legs have to be straight,
and everything you can't think about works.
Sometimes if I'm bloated, I'm like,
I don't feel good about it, at least I can't, my legs, yeah.
It's a whole thing.
But also sometimes guys just suck.
Yeah, yeah, but I think it's probably more the first step.
Less tween-up.
Nice.
The straight legs is...
That is a wild one.
Comment below if you're a girl and you're also this big.
I mean there's really not...
many positions where your legs are straight.
No, exactly. That's why I'll just be like
either I look like I'm a parapoli check
I'm on bottom like
dead fishing or I'll just like
I can't be on top. No.
Well no, no, that's not true like I can I can and I have but like
Congratulations, Jackie
I've been on top
I've never fucked once in my life
But
It's rare cuz I feel like that's, that's usually, I feel like,
generally speaking, a girl can get on top and get it done.
Yeah.
But not if her legs are bent.
I never have during sex.
Ever?
And I'm not a virgin.
Yep.
Not a virgin.
Yeah.
I have, like, yeah.
It's crazy.
You mean from, like, penetration?
Anything.
From in the room with another person.
Oh, really?
Yep.
Not even foreplay?
No.
Well, how would that happen?
Coming during foreplay?
For a girl?
Or, like, an evening out or something?
Oh, yeah, no.
Never.
Never in the room with another person.
I feel like that's when it happens.
It should be.
I can imagine that it should be.
She was perplexed by the notion of even coming during foreplay.
Hang on, people eat pussy?
That's almost exclusively when it's gonna happen.
When I think foreplay, I think making out with clothes on.
That is like sex to me still.
I think third base...
Yeah, me too. I start the clock as soon as pants start coming off.
I've been fucking for 45 minutes. The second you're like, you wanna, third base. Yeah, me too. I start the clock as soon as pants start coming off. I've been fucking for 45 minutes.
The second you're like, you want to go to the bedroom?
Yeah.
Stopwatch.
The car got in the garage, you know?
The movie ended, we got the check at the restaurant, sex started.
I thought you were saying, I thought you were saying too, like jar humping or whatever.
I don't know.
No.
But I mean, I feel like it's mouths and hands and all that shit
where you're going to get a lot better results than just a...
But I don't even like that. I also feel like that's when I'm more in my head.
Like, I don't even...
Did you just get the hot bit?
Like, I don't even like being eaten out because I'm just like...
I don't know, I'm more in my head too.
Yeah, this is all your guys' issue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're in your head about...
I don't want to put it on the girls also. The legs aren't straight. Yeah. This is all you this is all your guys's issue
It's fucking crazy girls are nuts man
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The Kid Cudi taking the stand was, was, was interesting. Kid Cudi being the guy wrapped up
in this, maybe it's a chicken or the egg thing, maybe he's a little bit like
emotionally and mentally kind of whacked out because of all this. Oh, I guess yeah. But yeah, you know, it's not like he's just like a regular cat who's caught up in this. It's like the most emotional, right?
He's had like depression issues, right?
So the fact that he's the one involved in all this and it's like poor guys out here
just like making music about like trying to find his way and He's getting Molotov cocktails thrown through his fucking car. That is I don't know how I thought
Did he blew up his car? I didn't think it was a Molotov cocktail
I thought it was some mafia shit like, you know with the ignition or something. He had the KGB do it
Yeah, some sort of mission impossible bomb. I didn't think it was like, you know
I mean when they say mom I'm picturing like a bottle of vodka with the fucking
Right way to be a Molotov cocktail. Yeah, like that's a pretty old-school
Rudimentary way to blow up a fucking car. I also if I threw a Molotov cocktail
I would I'd argue that I think I didn't blow it up. I lit it on fire
It blew up and then it exploded, but I didn't blow it up you could charge me with like arson not exploding like I threw a bottle of fucking midnight bean had a car what happened
afterwards is up to the fucking car yeah like if it was a safe enough car I would have been
fine yeah even crazier than that though is him like going to his house and putting his
dog in the bathroom and opening up all his presents like open his present being there is
only presence wacky if someone wants to terrorize anybody opening my Christmas
presents out be the greatest kid really oh god yeah I just just cuz I the only
good Christmas I've ever had was when I had E. coli because I got to come home
and open presents quietly and alone and if if someone, if like you came home,
I'll make my parents out to just buy
from presents are ripped open.
Fucking Diddy.
Diddy, Diddy came last night.
Diddy did it.
Diddy got me.
But then I don't have to do like the, oh, I love this.
Okay.
Diddy opened my presents for me.
He, like, I was thinking about my own,
you know, toxic history and past and things. There was a moment, obviously this is, they have had a lot of issues and they've all been
intertwined in this love triangle, Cassie, Cuddy and all that.
But there was also a moment where it was like, Kid Cuddy was like, I broke up with her because
I was fearing for my safety and her safety
and then Diddy said at one point like I'm sorry for all this bullshit it's
like even these guys fucking moved on from all their shit. How am I still stuck in some of my toxic shit?
I was thinking that. Some people have been in bad relationships and you just go like, at least I'm fucked Diddy.
It'd be a lot messier But I mean they
You know, seemingly made a clean break
at one point, I don't know
His line, when he told
I think his assistant was on the stand today
And she said, at one point
Diddy walked into her room and said, get dressed
We're going to kill Kid Cudi
What I would give
To have a sentence like that said to me one day
It's one of those things that like If it wasn't true What I would give to have a sentence like that said to me one day
It's one of those things that like if it wasn't true. It would be really fucking awesome
But the fact that it was true is what makes it awesome
Okay, put your clothes on pussy. We're going to kill fucking man on the moon
I mean that that uh I can't imagine right now to
What Cassie's like current current husband, I guess her boyfriend is going to that's the stuff
Tough to be like you're about to have another baby and it's like so you were rubbing his come on
Diddy but he doesn't know any of that, right?
Like if he's a functioning human if he's a if he's normal human, I think normal, you'd be like,
yeah, I don't know.
You did what you did before me, go handle your business, but I don't fucking need to
be wrapped up in this.
But you know what I'm saying?
He knows it now.
But I'm saying I wouldn't.
Why would I know it?
Well, you think he's just not on the internet at all right now?
Yeah.
I'd be like, yeah, no, I'm not looking at any of that shit.
Diddy, Cassie's husband's going, six of those are fake.
Those six comments are not real.
I read two articles. The nipples thing fake.
Right like why would you read things that's gonna upset you?
I mean I know what you mean, but like you're you're you have to remember you're the vast vast vast vast
minority when it comes to these things. Well like like I mean we've all dated people
If you're told like you know we've all dated people and what you do before me is your own business who gives a shit
But if you're like, hey, you know, you're dating John Feitelberg
If you go back and listen to podcasts, you can hear like all this fucking shit that's happened
You'd be like, I don't want to do that. I don't need to know that
But I think a lot of this has been like headline news. That would probably be tough to avoid. I don't think it would be I think
I don't really know much. I don't know I don't know about this cum thing and I'm not even actively trying to avoid. I don't think it would be. I think, I don't really know much. I don't know.
I don't know about this cum thing.
And I'm not even actively trying to avoid it.
It also has to be tough too though,
when it's like, you know,
Cassie is pregnant on the stand,
going through hell.
You know, she comes home and you're like,
so like, how was it babe?
And she's like, well, it's like, okay, nevermind.
That was a courtesy how to go.
I don't really need any.
It's not even like, it's not even like, don't tell me. It's just like, I don like, I can never mind. That was a courtesy how to go. I don't really need any. It's not even like, don't tell me.
That information is not information I need.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's, it's like what we talk,
you talk about with like, like when Asa was on the show
and we talk about like, she would be talking about when
she get older.
I think she had, I think she had a line once,
I mean she might have tweeted it.
I know she said it, where it was like, one day day I'm gonna be a grandma who's been gangbanged and
Like we'd always know Buster Balls about like, you know, your kids find out about this and that like they're probably not gonna
It's not gonna be for 20 more years. No one's gonna know who Asa Kira is
I definitely had that thought I used to be like, oh my god
My kids are gonna like hear all these things I said it's like they're not gonna listen to a single one of my podcasts
Ever there there who was it? I want to say it was like Nas's,
the rapper Nas, his son was like, I've never heard Illmatic.
Yeah. Why would you? He's, he's Nas's son. Nas is lying to him. Right. Right.
But I'm saying that like, yes. And I understand that.
But also if there was ever a kid that was going to consume their parents work,
it would be like,
I'm assuming Nas's son likes hip hop and by many, many metrics, like that's the greatest album ever.
If that kid is not even willing to go listen to a song off of that album,
my kids ain't listening to my shitty podcast.
And if they are, we've got like serious problems.
Like that. If you're listening to like 2014 KFC radio, like,
I've failed, you've failed, we're all fucked. We all like, I don't know if it's just people at Barstool or people in entertainment or whatever,
we think our work is gonna live on forever. No one gives a shit, dude.
It literally does, but...
Look like whatever you wanna look like, say whatever the fuck you wanna say, no one cares, man.
Have eyebrows, don't have eyebrows, doesn't fucking matter.
Yeah, it's a very fine line of that though.
It's like, because it does, you know, it does literally live on forever.
But it's like if a tree falls in the woods.
It's exactly what we're talking about with the Taylor Swift thing.
Like there's so much out, why the fuck would anyone come listen to this?
But that, I mean, I-
Or watch this or read this or like-
I know, I know, but I've also been in situations where I'm like people care about this like a lot
Who am I why do you care and they fucking did and they do so there are definitely times where I'm like
No one would ever like give a shit and it's like they absolutely do you know yeah, so it can't like
There's no rhyme or reason to it like but I would sincerely hope that no one's listening to
it.
All graves go unvisited.
No one's going to fucking care.
Do whatever.
It's like Mike Tyson.
He's like, I'm just going to be dead.
Fuck a legacy.
Whatever, man.
Do we have voicemails by any chance?
We should do.
We've been talking about doing that for a while.
I'm not interpreting.
But if I scroll, don't worry.
Unless do you have anything?
Is that Ken Jack?
No, I'm saying I literally have sent one in since last time.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not interested in. You know, but if I scroll, don't worry.
Unless you have any.
I'm saying I literally have sent one in since the last time you guys did them, but don't play it.
Should we play it?
Yeah!
Find Una's voicemail.
Find Una's voicemail.
What if it's one where it's so bad you guys are like, this is not good?
Then you're fired.
Yeah! She found it.
Let's go.
Yeah, no, this is your this is like you're hazing.
Are your parents like listeners or like?
They will be.
You should just block them.
They follow you now.
And they're like, Kevin told me of this porn star today.
Oh, did I? Wait, I told me of this porn star today. Oh, fuck.
Did I?
Wait, I haven't been talking about porn recently.
I was like, woman, fuck you.
I wonder if you want to have my body blue.
Well, what do you want me to do, man?
The headlines are the headlines.
I know, I know.
We actually, before we do this, we've got to put an end to this era.
I mean, I guess I'm part of the problem by talking about it, but like, it's just an avenue
right now, just like, I'm going to fuck 500 guys and they're all, they're all doing it.
It's pretty fucking crazy for, I mean, I, I've been on a, you know, pretty much a
lifelong career long crusade of no kink shaming and anything goes, whatever.
I'm like, this is too much. This is getting a little fucking crazy where they're all just like,
I'll fuck anywhere between two and 600 guys.
where they're all just like, I'll fuck anywhere between two and 600 guys.
What?
Dude, I remember coming up, like,
coming up in the porn game,
and I vividly remember
being, I don't know, early
twenties, and seeing a porn
headline like, Sasha Grey fucks like
19 guys, something like that, and I was like,
Jesus Christ!
Dude, I was thinking, if you talked to like a
young, like a teenage boy now
And you and you say gangbang to him. He probably thinks it means 500 people
Like four
Some and then anything beyond that is like we used to debate that right in orgy is that a gangbang? It's not 500
There was probably what like wasn't
like Debbie Does Dallas was like yeah I think like in the 70s but I bet you that
numbers like 30 yeah you got regular fucking find out no I would guess
that's a hundred I would guess Debbie Does that Debbie does that Debbie Does
Dallas is a hundred people 1978 American porn boy that is ahead of your time though in 1978 to be doing like a
Sold 50,000 copies plot
damn
That's that's like
For for I know everyone makes a ton of money and like only fans and stuff
But back in a day to have to move physical copies you move 50 grand. That's pretty fucking impressive. Yes me. I
Can't it doesn't really say
It doesn't really say like how many people?
I
Don't even know the latest girl was like we put out an ad I
Expected 200 and we got like 580 and she just went with it. I was like I
Think this is just kind of porn. I
Don't I think he is just kind of porn.
I think it was called Debbie Does Dallas,
but I don't know.
Because she was just like fucking guys in Dallas.
Yeah, like the cast isn't...
I think this was more about she's a Cowboys cheerleader.
That makes sense.
So again, it wasn't even like a thing.
You know, it wasn't even real.
It was just like a plot.
Yeah, like I'm looking at the cast.
The cast can't be longer than like 15 people,
but some of them are women.
Bro, the latest clip I saw was Bonnie Blue,
like they said like Bonnie Blue gives a pregame speech.
And it was like all those guys in the masks.
She was like, I just wanna have fun out there guys.
It was like, it was a coach.
She was like, I just want this.
She goes, I know, she goes, this is, I put this out.
This is how I make my money,
but this is really all about you guys.
I want you to have fun.
And it was like,
And do not touch my niece.
No.
No, crazy enough, it was the exact opposite.
Like it was all of it's weird, don't get me wrong.
But in the beginning, it was kind of like this, like,
all right, I don't know, she's normal.
She's saying, I want this to be like a good experience.
And then she goes, at the end she wraps up, she goes,
so like, do whatever you want, like spit on me, slap me,
whatever, it's fine.
It's just like, Jesus fucking Christ. She was like, you just gave the green light to 500 guys like spit on me, slap me, whatever, it's fine. It's just like, Jesus fucking Christ.
Just like you just gave the green light to 500 guys.
I don't know, man.
Maybe it's I'm getting older, mature, whatever it is.
But like I wonder are there are there like guys out there
that like young guys that think that's cool, hot?
Like I feel like the general reaction
I always see like when I do a video on it people like this is this is bad like
we need to put an end to this I don't talk about that don't give anyone who
would do it would say that they well that's yeah like other people like I've
never actually even seen any of these videos I have not seen them now right
like you would think that I don't know by now we would have seen a clip or
something like you always see like the kind of the before and after but are
there people out there being like all right I gotta go to Bonnie blue's page
and pay you like probably because most of the appeal of a 500 person gangbang
is not the actual sex cuz that's gonna look horrifying yeah but like do not
show anyone this it's like the headline might grab perverts but no matter who
you are once you get in here this is gonna look like a nice are there people
who open it up and they're like whoa
or I feel like everyone's like oh dude. No I mean like ultimately if you want to watch that video what you're watching is three men have sex four men maybe have sex with a woman. A hundred times.
And then 400 and whatever the math is jerking off. Yeah. I mean that's you know what not an image.
This was the one thing I thought was really this was a different one
I think her name was Annie Knight for 96
496 people jerking off for people having sex she this girl her fluffer no showed I
Think that's a big deal
Trying to have a 500 person gangbang you need like you need your right-hand man. Yeah, they just know show you it's like now
I just got to get keep all these dicks hard by myself. This is pretty fucking in this
I'll tell you what a job a job at the literal dick sucking factory the job. I quit pretty quick
Anyway, let's play with his voicemail
What kind of name what is una your last names like Irish
Yes, hey guys, I would just like to know what you would do in this situation and what you think of it that
Happened to me today basically
The airport and you know how some of the airport in the TSA line when people's flights are boring
They'll be like can I pass you and I cut you in the line and I think most people are like, yeah
That's fine. And I agree. I think you should just let them go by because sometimes shit happens.
However, I was in the Starbucks line, past security so everyone had already gone through,
when this fat lady has to cut everyone in the line because her flight was boarding in
10 minutes. I do not think you should be allowed or not whatever your free free
speech you didn't allow you're allowed to ask whatever you want I do not think
people should be like sure go buy me like I don't think it should be socially
acceptable to ask if you can cut people because you're hungry before your flight
that's working in 10 minutes. If you need to get food before your flight that badly I
think you have to get to the airport earlier and if not you have to shut about it. And I'm being hypocritical right now because I did let
her go, but it's just not worth it. Yeah, I'm with you on that. No, you can't. Like it's not worth it,
but I just don't think you should be asking that. I think the getting to the flight is one thing.
I'm sure some people abuse that and lie or whatever, but for the most part you can just be like, yeah.
But if you're cutting my food line.
Wait, she said that?
Yes.
I also, by the way, hear that part.
I thought you were just assuming she wanted food.
The line was so long that it like wrapped around those things three times and she asked
every single person.
She had to cut the whole line.
Like one by one?
Yeah.
And she cut everyone letter and then everyone loves each other.
That's the other thing is that like 99% of the world's
just gonna let you and it's like.
There's also a mobile app that.
Yeah, like the one thing that has.
And also, you know, like if you have to get on your plane
without your Starbucks, like that's, you'll survive.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Like that's a bridge too far.
But I'm also, if you ask me, you can have it. Yeah.
If it is in my power to give it to you and you ask,
you can have it.
I'm a big fan of the squeaky wheel gets the oil.
Yeah.
Actually, I shouldn't say that.
I'm just a very, I acknowledge that very much to be true.
I never squeak.
I just sit here in silence.
But you should.
I think when it's appropriate, the right age,
you're the right experience, the right situation, like make noise, complain, get on the radar,
all that shit.
But there's a time and a place and, you know, getting your Starbucks ahead of everyone.
That's like, yo, listen, you, like I said, 99% of the world will say yes, you can cash in on that if you want.
But that does not seem like a good time to use that chip.
You know what I mean?
Save that for when it really matters,
not your fucking Starbucks to get before your plane.
But also, this is not about this specific situation.
Airport lines aren't even a thing anymore.
There's so many different airport lines now that
every line is five minutes long. Which is like clear in TSA. There's clear
priority boarding TSA pre check, clear plus, and there's
one other one. Oh, I gotta get that new ID. How do you do that? I don't know.
I'm just traveling my passport these days. Okay, passport. Yeah, just bring your passport.
But like, I travel a lot. I just travel my passport these days. Okay, passport. Yeah, bring your passport.
But like, I travel a lot. Every time I go, at LaGuardia at least,
it has on all the lines how long the wait is.
Every line, five, 10 minutes.
Every single line.
So there's no waits at airports anymore.
Yeah, it's pretty rare.
I literally, I basically fly private now.
Like, I walk in and I walk on the plane.
Yeah.
I know, I just know for a fact,
it's not gonna take me more than 10 minutes
to get through TSA.
I'm sure, you know, like Thanksgiving,
Christmas, all that shit,
but like for the most part, everything else is pretty quick.
Yeah, it's so fucking easy.
And even when I see it, I'm like, oh wow,
like that's more people than I thought,
and snakes a couple times, it goes pretty fast.
Yeah.
I still can't get wherever I child traveled last the
The system really wasn't working. It was also like when you have to put your stuff
You know you have to put it in and then it goes over
Yeah, yeah, and like if all the stuff that's behind you is scooting through
I was trying to push mine through and the guy was yelling at me and I was like
It's not no one's here to push it and it's not gonna get in it doesn't so I and the system is
still broken but you're right it's like you really got to fuck it up to like be
like I'm gonna miss my flight. There's there's six different lines there are
there's one main but like it's again just LaGuardia where I fly out of most
of the time it's so insanely easy. Yeah yeah no it's it's pretty rare nowadays
that it's that it becomes an issue next up again
Definitely shouldn't be doing this while driving, but I'm pissed off about it. It's kind of fresh
I've been seeing an ungodly amount of turkeys
These past couple weeks and I didn't know there was an amount of turkeys that would shake my faith in the Lord
Until I saw like the 13th one
turkeys that would shake my faith in the Lord until I saw like the 13th one and now I fucking despise turkeys I don't think there's a purpose for them outside
of Thanksgiving they have knives for feet they are angry all the time they
roll in packs it's like literally it's fucking gang behavior and I don't
condone it so that being said I would like to kick every turkey directly in
the beak and know what animals you guys have personal vendettas against for no reason.
Thank you.
I would say a turkey is the most unlikable animal.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Oh yeah.
I think turkeys are very ugly.
They're very nasty.
They have bad temperament.
I think they are, they don't serve much purpose other than to be eaten.
They're like nasty chickens.
I never thought about it the
argument makes sense you can't even give them pretty cuz guess what ducks
drop that duck beautiful ducks ducks are downright sexy yeah I'll even give
pigeons pigeons beautiful iridescent like any yeah any you know any bird with that
green on it he's's with their like their
Dude break can you do can you use Google Central Park duck and see if it pops up? This is the hottest duck I've ever seen in my life. Is it is it like a specific duck?
Yeah, like it's over years ago. I think it's dead now. This duck is
hot
Is it a mallard or is a boy or girl? No Mandarin? Whoa?
This thing's fucking gorgeous. This just happened to be a fancy duck that like lived in Central Park. It's not a normal duck.
It's a Mandarin duck, which is a normal duck, but it's not normal to Central Park.
That's what I mean. It's not like your typical like green head, you know, yellow beak duck.
Yeah, those are mallards. Like that one. Yeah, yeah.
This is the same coloring
as the church I've slit one's throat before
did you really I shot it first but no someone shot it first I don't know I was
on the Sydney Wells trip I also I didn't actually cut the throat but I held it
while someone did yeah was it a slitter a chop slit did you get it kept like
balls in its throat or something like that?
I forget it kept something in his throat. They had to get out in order to eat the duck which we then did
I can't believe you think turkeys are like hot
I just feel like it's kind of peacocks
No, like peacocks are are pretty
turkeys like
Maybe it's like the female in me that's
like when something gets big.
Yeah, that's literally why peacocks do it.
They're like, look at this.
Maybe it's working on me.
But that one right there, the second picture,
that's a turkey.
That's what they look like most of the time.
Their necks look like ball sacks.
Yeah.
I would have called a turkey a sexy bird.
But actually, it's not unsexy
That like fat droopy ball sack II sexy. Maybe not the right word. Um, I
Can't really put a pin in what I want. I want to call it, but it's they're just regal. It's regal. Yeah
Like he's like a king. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but like but like those guys are gross like it's like a fat king. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, but like those guys are gross.
Like, it's like Robert Baratheon, like he's swilling beer, he's a fuck, he's got like syphilis and stuff, you know?
And I feel like with the context, it's like out of context, like a bald eagle is just kind of another bird.
Like maybe they're really big, but like with the context we're like, whoa, bald eagles are insane.
With the context of Thanksgiving, we're kind of like, we think of them as uglier
because it's like, they're weak. We eat them for a meal.
I think if a turkey walked in here right now, you would be like, whoa. I was next to a peacock
the other day at the zoo and it was like, this guy is fucking suave. He's debonair. He's got game. Turkey would just be you know
Balls nose
Fuck turkeys and they really are nasty. They're not like a nice bird. They're like aggressive I think most bird geese are really mean to yeah. Yeah, but like ducks seem to be pretty chill ducks chill
I can't think of one
That I mean, I don't fuck with most animals. So it's hard to think of one that I mean I don't fuck with most animals so it's hard to think of one
I mean I dislike more than most
Snakes and spiders are tough
Horses obviously I see the use for horses but horses terrify me
Really? Why are you afraid of horses?
I think honestly the answer is
John's got a horse phobia
Yeah like I don't really
Did something happen? I'm not like that I forget who is the chief safety who like I don't really I mean like something happened
I'm not like that I forget who is the chief safety who yeah I wouldn't do
anything crazy like that but like I don't care for no I don't think it was
maybe maybe like if we were to go to like a ranch or something or a zoo you
saw a horse you'd be like I'm not going over there um no like I guess that's
kind of weirdness of it I'd
probably ride one oh you're not that afraid but like I don't so when I was a
kid I was kidnapped by a horse and that's checking out it was my sister's
birthday driving the van he offered me candy.
My sister's birthday we went horseback riding when she was like four so I was like six and
my horse just took off and just went sprinting left the group they couldn't keep up with
me.
I was just holding on.
He went back to his stable and I just sat there and got bit by horse flies.
I couldn't get off him I was too small and the people hadn't caught up to me so I was
just sitting there and his horse flies like attack
But I like that that is not an active thought in my head, but I'm sure it probably affects something
but when I was in Portugal, we went to
Horse dressage where it's like you kind of eat a meal and you watch these horses dance. It wasn't that fun
But beforehand they like take you through the stables and they pulled one out of the stable and I was like
That was my probably my first time being around a horse how was it? That was like three years ago. Yeah
Maybe something like that. See I think that's more normal
Then I think we should all have a healthy fear of gigantic animals.
Yeah, it's just this massive thing built of muscle.
It could, you know, if that gets bit and it throws a kick, I don't want to be anywhere fucking near that.
It might have been the rhinos.
It was something when I was at the zoo the other day.
And they were like, and it was a big animal, but it wasn't like an elephant.
You know, like an elephant, you could tell me an elephant weighs like a million
pounds I bet yeah that's right yeah they said they were like you know these these
range from like six feet to seven feet and are anywhere between like five and
seven thousand pounds I was like besides a fucking car man and it was like a you
know a big animal but what it was maybe I think was a bison a buffalo or bison
like holy fucking shit man and I think we need to bison, a buffalo or a bison. I'm like, holy fucking shit, man.
And I think we need to have a little healthy respect
and reverence and fear of those animals.
Like these people just go in there fucking around.
That's how you get beat up by a chimp
or kicked by a horse or whatever, you know?
Fucked up by a gorilla.
What about you?
What's your bird, what's your animal?
Although, speaking of, I saw Donnie and Rhone talking about just traveling and stuff like that.
And they were both talking about going to Japan and eating horse. I would eat horse.
They, I wouldn't, I'm not like I gotta eat horse, but if I was at a restaurant that served horse,
I would order it.
How do you think that you would eat it like a steak or like a burger?
I would order it. How do you think that you would eat it like a steak or like a burger?
So both of them it was
I believe Donnie's had it both ways
Rhone had it
Like you served like tartar And they both said incredible. They both like it was don't like unfortunately. It was delicious
Yes, I feel like everybody I feel like everybody says that about like everything I've had kangaroo. I didn't like it. Yeah
I've had plenty stuff. I didn't like yeah. Yeah, but kangaroo was one
I feel like very often you hear like you ate alligator. It was delicious. Oh, I'm gonna be says that alligator
It was didn't really care for it
Rocky Mountain oysters didn't really care for it. I'm sure we've done this many times, but you would eat human. Yes, I would
Probably not, I think.
No.
Yeah, I think it's one of those things like, I just don't...
Don't attempt.
I don't need to know.
Like, to me, there's just way more bad than good.
If I was in a culture that ate human and they were it was just being served
I would try it but I would only I don't have a desire to
If I was like around
Something like if I was at a place where that surf horse I'd be like, what if I just walked in here and I was like
I was just down in Chinatown. I just grabbed some human like it's cooked and everything you would say no
Does the Donner Party mean anything to you guys?
The Donner Party?
I don't know what it is, but it doesn't have any significance
Are you saying Donner? don't honor what's that's Don is like a
Oregon Trail type thing that they say right each other yeah in a scenario like
that where KFC radio game we're hiking who gets eaten first whoever dies first
it's probably I know assuming assuming like I'm pretty sure I'm dying first. I think it would probably be you.
Jackie?
Me?
I think so, yeah.
You think Jackie would die before me?
Oh yeah, yeah.
No, not dying.
I mean Jackie's probably dying before me because I am bashing her head in with a rock.
Like I'm not dying first.
I think as soon as I think I'm about to die, I'm killing somebody else.
Oh you are? You're not gonna sacrifice yourself?
No, I will sacrifice myself.
I will be the hero.
Write good things about me.
I don't know if it's because of what things are called
that we do eat, but I always think of eating women first.
We, what?
It's like, you're supposed to let the women and the kids
survive, yeah.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't kill you, but if you died, I think of eating women as more palatable
than eating men. Totally. Like, put it this way, if we're doing this KFC radio thing and
you and Pav's die at the same time, like we're eating Jackie first. I think that might be
because of like chicken breast and like my head goes to like people. Eat those titties.
Yeah. But that's like fat. I'm not eating my boys, I'm gonna eat one of these bitches. breast and like my head goes like people eat those titties
boys I'm gonna eat one of these bitches yeah it's like but I don't think that
it's the muscle so you would want to eat a man first because you're not eating
the fat well you want you want it to be a good little like you want it to be a
little marbled you know you want to be marbled like I feel you're eating chicken breasts it's more of like a chicken it's
like a man's pack yeah okay yeah well I mean think about like steak is like you
want like when you're a fatty steak you're like yeah but you don't want it to
be too lean because there's like the flavor in it so you really do want like
a little bit of both you know that's probably why eating like a like a thigh
or a butt is like because there is a lot of muscle there
Yeah, I would like to get on the same page
I think that we should vote paths first and I would like I feel like he's also not here for the vote
See to me that was like a test where I'd be like, okay, she's we're killing her first
I don't know if you're being honest with me, but what I was just told yeah, I think we would eat paths first if we're trying to get
Something a little marbled a little bit of fat but not not too much right but not but I'm also like this girl who just campaigned to kill this
guy and eat him I she's we got she's killing I guess we are killing yeah in
that case yeah I'll kill a p Jackie, but I because he I'm like
Yeah, you're internalized misogyny. Like I feel like killing paths
I feel like killing paths would be kind of like fucking badass
Where it would be like I think I could kill Jackie before I give up
But like I got I made me passes here. You could tell me it would go down differently
I think passage be, do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, we could just have like a nice bro, like.
But that's what I mean.
Do it, I'm gonna do it, thank you dude!
You're 100% right, that would make me not be able to do it.
Yeah.
And Jackie would be in the back going, do it, do it.
Let's kill her instead.
Let's just turn on her and kill her.
Yeah, it's a first in, last out,
first in, first out situation.
But if you also think when we get rescued, we would blame it all on Jackie.
She was the one who fucked up the plane, the boat, whatever.
She's dead, we ate her, it's her fault.
I do fear I'm probably the weakest link of all of us.
I could see a world where it's not.
But I also think when we're in that situation, it's kind of like surviving by ourselves.
All you want is a plan, somebody all you want is like a plan,
somebody who's gonna make a plan. So like I think if we go in, we go in with a plan. We're killing Pavz or eating him first.
We're gonna stick to that plan. Let's just promise to stick to it.
Well, but much like surviving barstool, it's like, you know, all of a sudden Pavz gets in your ear like, don't do that.
Pavz also has more muscle mass than, you know, a dainty little girl.
So it's like, there's more to eat from him.
Yes.
No, that's a good.
But also, I would argue that if you are this dainty little girl
that you purport yourself to be, that you're not much used
to the party as we try to survive, you know?
Pavs is going to be able to like build fires
and childhood and shit.
What would you contribute?
Jackie would be just complaining. No, I could build a fire. you're the one proposing this. I'm pretty good. I'm pretty
good with like wood and building
stuff like during the pandemic,
my parents would kind of like
come to me. They'd be like they
would like try and build
something to be like, hey, can
you feel like you're going to
be able to build something?
Yeah. I think that's a good thing. I think that's a good thing. I think that's a good I'm good with like wood and building stuff like during the
pandemic, my parents would kind of like come to me. They'd be
like they'd like try and build something to be like, hey, can
you figure this out and then I would figure it out. What would
you build? We got a sauna. You build a sauna. Yeah. Okay.
Well, I like with with the help of my family obviously, but I
was kind of the one that like figured it out. There was like
multiple umbrellas like the architect like what do you
mean? You like we bought a sauna like pieces of a sauna and then we built it was just like a little like. umbrellas. What, like the architect? Like what do you mean you built a sauna? And we bought a sauna, like pieces of a sauna,
and then we built, it was just like a little makeshift sauna.
Yeah, no.
Look, that would be super valuable
in a Donner party situation.
Guys, I can- If we bought a sauna, like-
I can build a sauna.
That's perfect, we gotta cook pavs and something.
Yeah, definitely.
We're all the class pavs.
We slow cooked pavs. We ended up starving to death, like, like dude that meat's gonna fall off the bone
if you give it two more hours.
Do you think that we would you'd have to kill somebody and cook their whole body or it could
be like Jackie well maybe not this is pretty rude for Jackie but like Jackie will chop
off your life.
Yeah I know well at that point just kill me.
If I have to sacrifice like just kill me.
Alright. Jackie's dead then. Jackie's dead. At that point, just kill me. If I have to sacrifice a leg, just kill me. All right.
No, but.
Jack is dead then.
Jack is dead.
Yeah.
You ever seen Seven?
No.
In Seven, Kevin Spacey kills people.
Go watch Seven tonight.
It's awesome.
It's honestly one of my top three favorite movies.
But he kills people based on a Bible.
And there's a woman who is uh vain and he basically
cut he not basically he cuts off her nose and then glues to her hand a phone
to call 9-1-1 or pills to kill herself and she chooses to kill herself because
she has no nose like she's ugly yeah but I'd be like, oh my god, also, it's a ways of $30,000, like, for the nose job.
I think you're like, Jack, you should be like, I will never, I will never recover from this financial issue.
Yeah, I know.
I would like to, I wish we could like, prove this somehow. We need to like, talk to like, a survival expert and be like, so, who here would be the most useless?
Who would be the most? Oh, the most useless or the best? I think Feidelberg is definitively the most effective
person, which is probably Pabst.
Real bad for this room, because I would not
be effective at all.
You know what?
You need like brains of the operation.
You need like, Krang.
Yeah, yeah.
Put somebody's brain in that body.
You know what I mean? You can do all the work. I don't know how to do it. Exactly. So Jackie tells you how to build. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, put somebody's brain in your body.
You know what I mean? You can do all the work.
I don't know how to do it.
Exactly.
So Jackie tells you how to build a sauna, you build it.
Like, you could chop down the wood and fucking kill the,
slit the throats of the turkeys and all that shit, you know?
But you wouldn't do any of it until someone said, like,
point you in the right direction.
This is what I did.
I'm doing it with my apartment right now.
I'm trying, I'm like, yeah, cause we've been using it for mascots.
And I guess, so it's like, literally I've been living
on a movie set for like three months now.
Like,
we should have filmed that, like that's like a series
in and of itself right there.
Big light set up, like, and because I don't have blinds,
the people across the street from me absolutely think
I've been filming porn.
You're doing one of these 500 person gang mags, no doubt.
It's, well, if you're looking into my apartment,
it looks like a massive production.
There's a lot of boxes, a lot of shit.
But now that we're starting to clear that out,
I'm going to actually make an attempt
to create a home for myself.
Took you long enough.
Took about 35 years.
And so I was talking to a designer,
and she's like, do you like this?
Do you like that?
And I was like, I don't just fucking do it yeah I don't have I can't I can't help you I don't know how
to do this so I guess you tell me what you would like and I'll do it but I don't
I don't have a thought on this also he'd be easy to kill like you know what I
mean what do you mean like if it ever really came down to it it would be like
Fuddleberg would be like you know know, playing with like the daisies, you know what I mean?
No, I would be hard to kill.
But unless you told me, you have to die.
I don't feel like you have good reflexes.
I have unbelievable reflexes.
I catch everything, Jackie.
I think we could just hit you over the head with a rock and kill you.
I don't think so.
If you guys were like, if you three were coming at me, like, we're gonna kill you.
No, no, no. I don't think you could.
If you were like, dude, we have something to live for,
you don't even like this.
Yeah.
I'd be like, all right, do it.
That's definitely true.
I also think we could just like,
while you're like snoring like a bear, kill you.
You know?
Unfortunately, Kevin, since you have kids,
that gives you.
Big leg up.
Big leg up.
Big leg up.
I mean, I'd be the worst in this.
I'd be the most useless, but like the hardest to just like sacrifice
Yeah, yeah, be like he doesn't bring anything to table. He's got those kids
I'd be like I don't bring it to the table, but I got those kids
But you also I don't know you have health insurance. I believe there's a big payout
Yeah, but guys let's do it for Cheyenne
Yeah, it's a big payout for the kids. Yeah, yeah.
Guys, let's do it for Shane Keegan.
They are going to get so many toys.
I also would like to say like,
hunter gathering wise,
I would probably
gather the berries.
If you don't hunt, you would gather.
I would gather and I don't know if
you guys would want that job.
I'll do the stuff that you don't want. You're just saying that cuz you're a woman a
Women as you would say yeah, I'm just trying to think of like what I can provide and like
Maybe I'll get the berries
Berries by the way
We'll wrap up on this. The three of us are just bullying paths right now
Pushing them around the group wrap up on this. The three of us are just bullying Pavz right now. Just pushing him
around the group chat. I don't know exactly, you started or she started? I started it.
You started. So you just sent like an awkward photo of Pavz. I was honestly, I was looking
for a picture in my photo album to show my mom and I just, you know, as you're scrolling
back, I just saw that picture and thought it was funny. So I just sent it to the group
and I was like, I was put out a vibe, see what happens.
And we caught a good vibe.
We just spent a whole weekend sending dumb pictures of Pabbs.
Every like 12 hours, one person pops in.
I was like, I'm not gonna reply right now,
but I'll reply after this.
Yes, yes, yes.
I have so much to say though.
Oh, I was gonna say, I had 48 pictures,
you know like when you like,
Send another one.
You can click someone's face.
I have 48 pictures of Pabbs. I can all all but assure you none of them were taken because he looks good
like oh perhaps looks handsome today let me get a good shot I found some good
ones of like from the SUNY Brockport this is a good one so Pat and, so the three of us have just been sending like,
awkward photos of Pabs and he just keeps writing like,
the fuck is going on?
Yeah, he's so confused like, it's pretty clear what's going on, we're fucking with you dude.
We're bullying you, yeah.
We're messing with you.
What is happening? We're making fun of you for dumb pictures, that's what's happening.
It's not any deeper than that dude.
If anything, it's just making you stupider.
And we're gonna keep doing this
All right, two truths and a lie una edition
Okay, I've never had a coca-cola
That has to be the lie. I have one kidney and I have four tattoos
This is a good two truths in a lie, I'm gonna say
The tats are in real tats are I'm gonna say, the tats are in.
Real.
Tats are in.
She's got tats.
Tats are in.
But that leaves, one is fuckin', pretty big one.
I think it's gonna be-
I think making up the lie that you've never had a Coke
is crazy town.
That seems like something that's so bizarre
to even make up.
But giving up a kidney is...
I feel like she would have said that in a voicemail at some point or something.
Which organ would you guys give up for some shit like that?
You...
That was a good argument.
You sold me, but her reaction sold me as well.
So that's the fake one.
The kidney's fake?
Yeah.
You've never had a Coke?
Nope.
I don't like soda. That's like gas never had a pretzel guys never had a bagel bagel
Yeah, you never like even has sip. No
I've tried a diet coke and I didn't like it. You gotta try a real coke. I don't I don't like any soda though
But the diet at least diet has a weird diety taste
that you might not like.
But everyone loves that one the most.
This was like a month ago also.
I was like, fine, I'll try the diet Coke that everyone loves.
What did you drink like as a kid?
Juice?
Water.
Water, you're a water baby?
My kids drink nothing but water.
I don't understand why you would drink alcohol
or drink water. I'm not a drinker. I mean, I'm not would like alcohol or water.
I mean, like I'm, I'm not like forcing anything else on juice.
An orange juice. Yeah. We don't, they don't, they don't do any of that shit,
but I'm like, you know, it's kind of like, you want to treat like we're going to the movies. You want like soda and then, no water. Do you want like chocolate
milk? Nope. Water. Dude.
I like never cared about that stuff and I still don't like care about my sugar intake or anything like that. But when you look at what a soda has, you're like, what the fuck? How do you even fit all that sugar in here?
That's what's crazy though is when like so I drink Coke Zero now because of that. And it's like, whatever you do to make it taste like this, but not have all that sugar has got to be worse than the sugar
because that's fucking i'm purely a sugar addict like i am 100 addicted to sugar and i look at those and i'm like that's a little much for me but you would you drink like lemonade and like ice tea
yeah i like i wasn't even like a water you're not about that sugar life bro honestly I saw a breakdown of
like what America eats like each state like sugar intake on a daily basis and I
was like oh I'm less than all of them I'm less than the best state like I think
Massachusetts was the lowest with like you're saying you eat more sugar than
everyone less lesser I eat less than what's a good state
That's crazy, and I eat a shit load of sugar
Right. I eat a fuck. I think I forget exactly what it was
I want to say like the average American has like 40 grams of added sugar a day or something like that
And I was looking at a bag of sour kids. I was like, oh I in one serving of this bag
I have that it but oh you like all that like what I eat
I was like I still I'm still not getting there like that's
And I guess it's because everyone's drinking it and I eat in it. Yeah, but I I was floored
I was excited assume I I just assume I have diabetes and it turns out I'm like
Like oh, I'm as healthy as Massachusetts, which is technically the healthiest state. Do you know what I've been doing recently?
This is maybe my my most white trash of white trash as healthy as Massachusetts, which is technically the healthiest state. Do you know what I've been doing recently?
This is maybe my my my most white trash of white trash.
I don't know how this happened.
I wasn't I was playing on not even like saying this.
I have been drinking.
Orange soda.
That is trailer park, bro.
Two liters?
No, no.
But you know what?
The only thing better than that is I,
when I used to drink like,
prior to this weird kick,
I used to get it in three liters.
I feel like orange soda was always in a three liter.
I didn't even know it came in though.
So top is like this big, it's fucking huge.
I don't know how it happened.
I had like a, I saw it like at a store or whatever.
I grabbed it, drank it. I was like, this is delicious. This is underrated underrated, but I've never I've always I've always just had like a one-off
I'm at a pizza place. It's in the fucking yeah case
I grab one but I bought like a 12 pack at the grocery store the other day and I was like, this is despicable
This is but fucking love it little sun kiss little inside your kids. It's real for me
Water they're like, why do you drink that shit?
little inside it's real for me they're drinking water they're like why do you drink that shit more soda is bubbly but it doesn't have like too much bite
delicious it's fucking delicious it's underrated I'm gonna make you drink soda
and maybe give up a kidney last thing how did we do how does it how is this
compared to what you thought it was?
I spaced out because I just thought I was listening to it. I guess that's a good thing, a good sign.
I feel like we threw you, you know, a little trial by fire, what's it called?
A baptism by fire? Just right into the gangbang talk and all that. So you'll get that,
we'll rip that bandaid off of your parents pretty quick. Yeah. No, you're blocking them from your story.
Okay. What's their name?
I'll just, I'll text them.
Yeah. Okay. I will have to do that. I think I did that for Jackie, right? Or no? Did you?
No, your parents still phone?
You blocked me.
Right. That's right. Your parents still see all this shit, but not you. All right. So
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