KFC Radio - The Beer Marathon, Chris Bosh, and Comments By Celebs

Episode Date: October 24, 2019

If you had to run a marathon (26 miles) but you can replace a mile with a beer, how would you split it up and how fast could you do it? Feits vs Spider, Carrabis vs Bregman. The Saudi prince spending $45oM on wrestling. The 10,000 Year Clock. Massachusetts trying to ban swearing. KFC Radio LIVE in Philadelphia (kfcradio.com/philly). The Purge. FeitelTown. Pineapple.Chris Bosh stops by to talk fatherhood, Save The Cat, beers, the state of the league, China, and whether Zion is too heavy.Emma and Julie from Comments By Celebs come by to talk Dennis Quaid, Chrissy Teigen, Kate Beckinsale, how they got started on Instagram, why they don't do video, when KFC followed them, and Answer The Internet.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's another edition of KFC Radio brought to you by New Amsterdam Vodka. A million bottles sold. Congratulations to... Millions don't lie. Numbers don't lie. If the numbers are millions, it's definitely not lying.

It's a big fucking truth. Big facts. Numbers never lie. Shout out to Tico, Texas. Shout out to Ryan Whitney and the Spittin spit and chicles gang that is an unbelievable accomplishment arguably the biggest i think like in barstool history like that's a a monster number in a field that has like nothing to do with us you know like to break into the liquor business and to have more bottles sold than like um patrone and like you know how many rappers have fucking liquor?

Puff Daddy used to push Ciroc, and he wasn't doing numbers like this. Ryan Whitney is pushing Pink Lemonade Vodka, and he's out doing 50 Cent, Puffy, Jay-Z, Patron, George Clooney. I mean, monster names. And the Chicklets Gangs are just slinging this Pink Lemonade Vodka, the Pink Whitney. A million bottles sold. It's absolutely insane.

It shows not only the power of barstool, but the power of good, quality, affordable vodka. That's exactly what New Amsterdam is. It's five times distilled. They got all sorts of different flavors. You can have it in any style. You can do shots of it. John's been big on the shots of vodka. I like shots of vodka.

I love New Amsterdam, but I find any shot of just straight vodka to be a bit much. I like a little something to my shot, but New Amsterdam is one of the smoothest out there. You can drink it on the rocks. You can have mixed drinks. You can have martinis, cocktails, shots. All of it, New Amsterdam. So get your bottle of Pink Whitney. Get your bottle of New Amsterdam. Have yourself a party.

We're hoping that answer the internet does some Pink Whitney numbers. Wouldn't that be nice? Million boxes sold. That's the goal, folks. One million boxes sold that's the goal folks one million boxes sold they're pretty good that'd be pretty good uh we started out with 2000 though this place so uh we got a big show today we got uh chris bosch on the program the boss stretch is here the velocity the basha raptor the velocity it looks like a raptor looks Looks like a dinosaur. What a dude. What a cool guy. He's awesome, man.

We addressed it in the interview, but he's like, do you mind if we drink beers during it? Love you. Christopher, we don't mind. You know what? I understand him asking. Kelly asking. Oh, yeah. I want to be like, she always says we're not friends, we're just coworkers. You're goddamn right. If you have to ask me, are you guys amenable to having a

drink? Fuck off. we'll do it we'll survive i'll have a little bit of uh i'll have a little bit of alcohol i'll do an alcohol or two i got i got to have a drink with chris bosh there's something i never thought was gonna happen even once i was at barstool and even once we're getting celebrities i never pictured chris bosh coming through here you know like bmt shore mixtape most definitely gavesey radio and chris bosh i'll tell you what we're a good. I don't think many people would pick that. Very cool and calling me stupid, too. I don't know what he calls me stupid.

I like that. Yeah, insult me. Degrade me. Also, showing the range of our show here, we have Emma Diamond and Julie Kramer from Comments by Celebs. So you want to do a little celebrity gossips with the 20-something girls here in New York City? We could do that. You want to talk a little NBA withossips with the 20-something girls here in New York City? We can do that.

You want to talk a little NBA with a Hall of Famer? We can also do that. You want to talk about our dicks and our asses and fucking this? We can do that too! We're going to do it all here at KOC Radio. So the comments by celebs girls were... I didn't know what to expect because they're just kind of like... They just started an Instagram account and now all of a sudden they're like, now you have to do a podcast and be a media company and all that shit.

But they can chop it up. They're letting it fly. I like them a lot. They're very cool chicks. We'll give you a teaser. We wrap up with an answer to the internet question of if you could put the vagina

anywhere on the body other than where it is right now, where would you put it? And there was an answer that just blew me away. What's your answer to that, by the way? I said hand.

Right. But are you thinking about that from your point of view or from her point of view? If you were a chick, where would you want it? Or if you're as a guy, where would you want it?

I think also... Because then you're just getting a hand job. It feels like a pussy hand job, but it's, you know. Yeah, I don't care where the vagina is. It feels like a vagina everywhere.

Yeah. And then also, it's not that gross because I don't think people see the inside of your hands very often, and if they do, it's like,

I don't know, I don't see a vagina. Well, that's why we jerk off. That's why jerking off feels good. It's like a pussy hand. Yeah, it looks like my hand looks like a vagina. If you look at barstoolgo It's like a pussy hand Yeah it looks like My hands look like a vagina If you look at barstoolgold.com

You can see my hands And they look like vaginas I don't know what kind of vagina You're fucking but It doesn't really look like a vagina I mean it looks like a fucking Crinkly full of skin It looks like crinkly skin

It's a vagina It's what a vagina is Okay you want to spread it open Maybe you'll see some pink But as it stands on the outside It's just crinkly skin If I was John right now I'd go

By the way whenever we do the the question about if you had your hands and trapped in a certain way i never thought like one of them would just have to be like this that you could always jerk i think i thought that i think i said that you say that i'm i assure you if i was thinking about my hands i was saying i'm jerking off yeah if i had to put the the vagina in one place i kind of i mean it's pretty good where it is. I think our dicks are in a bad spot. I think the vaginas are in a good spot. Yeah, I like it where it is.

It's just the question of if you had to. I'm not a prerequisite of dating me, isn't it? You have to have your vagina surgically placed somewhere else. I like it where it is. It's a good spot. God, he did that one right. I do not think he did the dicks right. I think arguably that one entire hand should just be a dick dick like a like a dick sword i mean we want to break

it down i like my dick where it is i don't want really what if i want i don't want my shoulder no like in your hand you just put like a little sleeve over it cover it up unveil it like a sheath because you're you're a a soldier you're a swordsman yeah i wanted to make that noise too and then like a little like sparkle goes and then I fuck you with it. I hit you with it. That made me like literally sword fighting with each other's dicks.

That'd be the other thing too. It's like easy. By the way, I fought spider yesterday. What? During, during the thing you guys were shooting? No,

it was just the way I was about to have a, I was having a drink and I was like, walk around the office. He's like, put that drink down.'re going spider said this yeah so i did and we went did you just body him i did i didn't body him i did you do like when when your ex-girlfriend used to fight you just kind of like bear hugger and hold no i i like picked spider up and held him so high like i'm envisioning Simba. It was like wrestling. I just had him like this

and he was still squirming. I just had him against the wall. I had him against the wall. He said, I could have grabbed the outside. I could have grabbed the light fixtures. I could have just grabbed the light fixture and started doing pull-ups. I could reach it. He was squirming while he was up there.

How much do you think he weighs? Buck 20. He's like, I can reach it. And he was like squirming while he was up there. How much do you think he weighs? Buck 20, buck 40. He's like five. He's a smaller guy. How about the Rocket today? Today he said at his peak he has a better physique than Alex fucking Bregman. I've never seen Bregman shirtless, so I don't know.

Neither have I, but I would really imagine he's probably pretty cut up. I wouldn't think he is. I don't know about baseball players. There was a time when I was early Barstool and I was in really good shape and it was when we were talking. It was almost what inspired me, my take with Cutler about hockey versus football kind of thing.

I was like, I'm in better shape than you are. It's not more athletic. It's not even better shape. I get what Rockets say. He was definitely saying things. I'm not more athletic than him. If I flex next to you... I mean, you guys can all fucking kick rocks. Look at my man bregman i mean we'll put that into barzell gold that's yeah he's shredded so i mean i didn't even i

didn't even by the way i didn't think i'd be google searching alex bregman shirtless today but here we are shout out to bregman um i just didn't even think that there was any pictures of him like i didn't think he was in the body issue or anything but here okay but here's the thing i guess he did some sort of like before after sort of shit. Look at him in 2017. He's in good shape, but he's not in crazy shape. But the after picture... I don't know if the Rock would ever look like that.

The after picture is once he started getting those Houston doctors who make everybody awesome. The Houston Astros are the shadiest organization in the world. I know. And I like it, by the way. I wish my team was like the Astros in every way, shape, or form. Kevin, I'm a New England Patriots fan. I respect the shad mean, and I like it, by the way. I wish my team was like the Astros in every way, shape, or form. Kevin, I'm a New England Patriots fan. I respect your patriotism.

But I would say that they got some housekeeping to do. I mean, cheating allegations. This dude screaming about the Ozuna is just... What do you do, though, by the way? I mean, what would you do? Would you just fire him on the spot? I do think you run into, like, you have to have your PR ready because...

And they did not do well with that. Firing, well, but I'm also saying, if if you do fire him firing a guy surrounding domestic violence issues while you play one pay one to play for you yeah that's true i mean if it was me i would fire him and i would go there's a double standard but this guy is pretty good at closing games we're gonna pay him a few million dollars this guy is a replaceable assistant gm who was berating what i would really do is i would fire him under the grounds of harassment like you were you were screaming at another employee yeah i wouldn't those employees as reporters okay but whatever so even better than you know even it's like you know this is a bad for the

media and and it was to there there are there are grounds to fire him under different ones than like why are you just accosting it was like he was like three female reporters just started how much he's how happy is that they signed with zuna and by the way i'll fight you for incompetence because he's not that good yeah he gave up the fucking home run that tied the game right what is why would why would you feel the need to scream i love ozuna that guy must have been like you know i'm sure they sat down in the war room and they were like pros and cons of signing ozuna right and he must have been like the dude saying do it and then so whether it went or not like whether he was the the reason or not he was probably like we won it's you know

and he must have been like a couple in them yeah so he swigged a champagne and it's like time to scream about how much I love a bird which is an odd odd hill to die on

not the one I'd choose not the one so yeah all that and then stealing signs cheating I love it

yeah I'm game for it look at fucking I really don't think they're cheating by the way I think they're a very good ball club I think they like steal signs

I don't think they do it with like technology I don't think stealing I think even if you're using technology I don't think it's a problem I don't give a fuck like steal signs i don't think they do it with like technology i don't think stealing i think even if you're using technology i don't think it's probably i don't give a fuck well that that does i mean like i mean the fact that like once everyone comes there they become all world players like you trade for them they're good and they get there and it's like oh i'm the best pitcher in history do you think it's like steroids i don't know what i mean because i think before last night gary cole had

lost since may i know it's just crazy it's october yeah he's the anti jacob degrom he didn't last since may but like i think i believe the rocket told me uh that with cole it was like they he started throwing his slider like 90 more than he had been i think like the you know the infamous doctors or coaches are like that spin rate bullshit and all that stuff and they were like your slider is your best pitch you're only throwing it like you know once every half bat like throw it all the time because Because that's a very tangible change. It's not just like, all of a sudden, I got great. It's like, they told me what to do. But yeah, I mean, it's kind of Patriots-esque in a way,

where it's like, the Pirates are the team getting rid of a lot of these guys. And the Astros are the ones picking them up. And it's really bad and really good. And they do it totally different. I feel the same way about the Mets. It's like, guys, Justin Turner was on the Mets. He stunk. He goes to the Dodgers.

He's an all-star. It's a good franchise. It's a bad franchise. They annoy. Pulled all the scrap people in Detroit. Jamie Collins. Pulled you know, Justin Turner was on the Mets. He stunk. He goes to the Dodgers. He's an all-star. It's good franchises and bad franchises. They annoy. Pulled all the scrap people in Detroit. Jamie Collins, pulled all the scrap

people who was good in New England, went to Cleveland, didn't really make much noise, came back to New England, defensive player of the year. And you guys are cheating too. So it's really the good

teams are cheating. That's what it comes down to. Also, when I was talking with Jared today and Bob Fox for a minute, you heard about this Saudi prince

of the WWF? You know, they've been doing these things for a while now. Like, he paid 450 million dollars to like have to basically like run his own like wrestling federation for like a few years like they usually do these like one-time things where it's like sean michaels here's 15 million dollars to come out of retirement like big show and

fucking you know the undertaker and uh goldberg here's like 10 million you have to press the prince is paying them that yes okay but now he paid 450 to basically have multiple shows over the course of multiple years, all with these guys. He wanted a match with Yokozuna versus The Ultimate Warrior. Those guys are dead. So they hired another sumo wrestler, and they hired a different guy in the WWF

to wear the face paint, and just recreated it. I love this. This is my new... I used to say, and in hindsight, it was a stupid, it was not a good, not well said or whatever, but Richard Branson had his ice cubes, had his face. Do you remember that story?

No. Like all the ice cubes at Branson's mansion, like the ice cube tray is like his face. And I was like, that's the kind of money I want to have, which I'm sure you could go on like mine and make that happen. But that level of like just ridiculousness where it's like i i'm just spending money on anything i can i want to have enough money to be able to like do things like that where it's just like here's what i want to happen again like i would buy the cast of always

sunny and i'd be like do this like plot you have to do 30 more seasons i'd have you coming out of retirement i'd have i'd be like you know what i want i want uh i you know i what I want? I want the office and always sending to actually do a crossover. I'm paying you all money to do it. I wonder why that doesn't happen. That's what I would spend my money on if I was a billionaire. It's one of those things we talk about that with crazy rich people where like Jeff Bezos, why don't you just fix the pipes in Flint? You'd get such good PR.

And if you want even better PR than fixing the pipes in Flint, bring the office back. Yes. Whatever it takes. Combine the two. Be like, I'll bring The Office back if you guys donate money to da-da-da. It feels like a community thing and then you get your reward. There's a million different possibilities here when you have endless amounts of money. And instead, what do they do? They just sit on it. What is Jeff Bezos? Have you ever seen Jeff Bezos

do anything that's super cool? He's building a 10,000 year clock, I believe. I don't know what that really means. It's in a mountain. He's invested $42 million into it. That sucks. Yeah, I don't understand. A 10,000 year clock. I don't know what that means, really. You're a billionaire.

There are only a few of them in the world. That makes sense. This is the guy who calls his girl his side piece, a live girl. He wants to whisper into her ear. The thing is, you can't become a billionaire unless you're weird. And then when you you're weird you do things like build clocks like could you imagine saying like i can't wait one day i'm gonna be a billionaire and when i do i'm built clock the clock of the long now which is so much cooler than a 10 000 year clock the

talk of the long now also called the 10 000 year clock is a mechanical clock mechanical clock under construction that is designed to keep time for 10 000 years it is being built by the long now foundation this is this isn't the one he basically is making his own oh wait no this is the one okay uh a two meter prototype is on display at the science museum in london as of june 2008 two more prototypes are on display at the long now museum the product was conceived by danny hill it's at midnight on new year's it just it just keeps track i know you're a buffoon if you think this is simply a clock yeah it's this is 1000 either a teleportation device or a time travel device yeah like a clock built into the side of a mountain that's where you time travel that's where like you know that would be a great movie maybe that's what's going on here because imagine if like you know you had

to go like bruce wayne and when he like went to the mountains and like lived imagine if you had to like conquer you have to get to the top of mount everest and go inside this like volcano and inside it is a clock and you step inside the clock and you can that's actually really good i just wrote another good movie you like turn the hands and it like that's when you travel to like the fucking uh delorean and you travel in time this is definitely okay so it just kicks once a year in the words of stewart brand the founding board member of the foundation such a clock is sufficiently impressive and well engineered would embody deep time for people it should be charismatic to visit interesting to think about and famous enough to be iconic in the

public discourse ideally it would do for thinking about time what the photographs of earth from space have done for thinking about the environment okay so it's like it only takes once a year so you basically you guys have like insignificant your time is yeah uh no no that's a time travel device it better be because that's not a good enough reason to fucking i yeah i know that last bit i kind of get. Whereas it would do for a thing at a time. So you would go see it and realize your insignificance, I think. I know I'm insignificant.

I was going to say, I learned it right there from reading on Google. I don't need Bezos to invent $42 million to show me I'm insignificant. Honestly. Dude, you listen to all my conversations and don't leak anything. I know I'm insignificant. I know I don't fucking move the needle. I know I don't matter. I needle. I know I don't matter. I got it.

You taught me the lesson. Stop rubbing it in. I think I would be mad if I was in Flint and I found out that someone was building a $42 million clock and not just throwing that my way. Yeah. Pretty upset. That's fucking crazy. But like what billionaire – I feel like the Napster guy, Sean Parker. Did he become a billionaire or just like a very wealthy millionaire?

I think he was a billionaire. He also invested in Facebook very early on. I think he's probably like... Yeah, like the fucking dude who painted an F on a Facebook wall is a billionaire now. If you were just around Zuckerberg in the early 2000s, you're rich. I met Mark once at a coffee shop. I'm worth a million. I gave him a handjob at a dorm.

He gave out shares of Facebook like fucking Charlie Kelly gives out shares of Patty's Pub. It doesn't feel like half a sandwich. Give you three shares. Let me get the rest of that grilled cheese. But I think that like Mark Cuban, Steve Ballmer, Richard Branson

and I think this guy Sean Parker are like the only cool billionaires. All the rest of them are like weirdos I don't think Parker's that cool I think Parker's weird is he? I'm basing it off

of Justin Reign the whole you know billion you know what I know about you nothing he seemed cool

but maybe not him the rest of them like Richard Branson's like I don't know I'm a billionaire I'm gonna like jump out of planes and own my own islands

and buy mega yachts and stuff like that the rest of them are all like fucking building clocks you're a fucking sucker what an asshole but but again that's like you know that's where the aliens like that's an elevator for aliens they get in and they can go back to their planet yeah some like extraterrestrial communication device stuff no doubt in my goddamn mind

um but anyway my point i we gotta get some of the saudi money yes we got to get some saudi arabian uh princes sultans whatever interested in barstool so that they'll be like, you know, I'm having a party and I need KFC Radio Live. I'll give you guys $10 million. But, I mean, first of all, I saw your wheels spin for a second. You were like, okay, that sounds good.

But Bob Fox said... Yeah, fuck Jamal Kalagashi! Cut that out. I mean, I don't know, $10 million. I will. I take that back. I take that back. What you did mbs was

very wrong unless you hire us to come over there and uh dave and them can do china and we'll do saudi arabia and we'll just become like super villains i've already thrown my hat in the china ring too i'm yeah i'll do but i am for sale i am for sale at a very low rate super cheap uh bob fox said what we would probably like not be able to leave the country though because like we would do our show and the things we talk about they they'd want to chop our heads and hands off and stuff. So what would be your number? Let's say we don't die.

But let's say they're like, you can't leave. Now you can't leave. We have to be like, we're stuck in Saudi Arabia. Make you live free in Saudi Arabia? Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty low. Yeah?

I think so. Saudi Arabia sucks, dude. Saudi Arabia, yeah. Unless you're really, they're paying me rich money and I'm a rich student in Saudi Arabia. So what's your number? That's what I mean. It can't be that. It's actually not that low.

Yeah, whatever rich money. Low end of rich in Saudi Arabia. Oh, I don't know if they pay you that, though, because that's like the tens and tens of probably hundreds of millions. I would need to be like one of those guys, one of the Salton type deals who just like buys an apartment in like fucking Central Park One or whatever, Central Park West. And it's just like, I'll take this whole floor. Yeah.

We'll park our cars here. Yeah. That's what I need. I need that kind of money. So that's a lot. I'm not going to Saudi Arabia for anything less than like... You know what? My numbers are shifting, by the way,

based on Portnoy. Thinking about if Dave has $30 million after we sell Barstool or something, now my hypotheticals shift. Because if Dave can just have $30 million from starting a blog, I'm not going to go anything less than $50 for living in Saudi Arabia. It's like these numbers seem a little bit more attainable

now that dum-dum over there can fucking get them. You know? Maybe 30 million is not that much. I don't fucking know. Dave's got it. Fuck. But also, like, he flies everywhere on a private jet. I thought you needed more than 30 million dollars to do that. There's something fucking... There's something going on there. I don't think any of that's fucking... He's not paying for any of that.

There's PJs everywhere. He just fucking... He just, like... Dude, he wanted to take a helicopter to the Jets game. We live in New York. The game's in Jersey. It takes like 40 minutes to get there, dude. Yeah. It would be like...

Like, up, down. The problem was that there was nowhere to land. What are you going to land on the fucking field or something, Dave? Like, you're the goddamn governor? They, like, contact the FAA. Like, ask if you can do it. Like... I took a cab home.

I was home in 19 minutes. Now, granted, I left at the start of the fourth quarter because it was a blowout. Traffic, but, like, getting there is not like that. That is the problem. I've talked about that with the Patriots. That is the gift and the curse of the Patriots is that they're so good.

It gets... Like, the game's over early. You can leave in the first quarter. The game's over. But they're so good that it gets to be like, this is going to be a historical blowout. I want to stay for that. Is it going to be a 50-0 final?

I'd like to stay for that. That's what's going a 50-0 final? I'd like to stay for that. That's what's going to happen. So you guys stay at least until halftime. And just feel out how things are going to go. Speaking of the Patriots and Massachusetts, what's the deal with the Massachusetts thing? Bitch? What's that all about?

Massachusetts is a bunch of fucking bitches. Bitches. Gonna go old school there. I do think it's... No happy hour, no drink specials and you can't say bitch you guys are f words yeah it's it doesn't make i don't i don't get it at all this swearing i don't understand people who don't swear it's and in fact i i'd fucking lose i'm not like i'm actually not advocating for people to swear more because so few people actually swear when you're like meeting someone new when you're at dinner with people so few people swear that by swearing you automatically

become interesting we're like like i've about dinner with my parents and their friends and stuff like that like my uncle and his friends or like i don't know like older people and stuff like that and i'm like oh this is fucking good and they're like everyone's immediately like whoa look at not to be fucked like like back in the day to be considered a rebel you have to fucking like kill somebody chuck a bottle of whiskey and put $10,000 on black. Now I can just be like, ah, he's such a little shithead. And they're like, woohoo!

We got a live one over here, boys! This kid's gonna be a nutjob tonight. I like him. It's so weird. And then you, it's also so much fun because it's like, it gets addictive where, like, other people start swearing, like, they're like, she is a bitch. I'm like, yeah, tell him, Nana! Let it out! Let it out, girl! I'm so is a bitch. Yeah, tell him Nana. Let it out, girl.

I'm so pro-swearing, it's crazy. It's just like, I don't get why. Everyone does it amongst a group of friends, but once you hit a social setting, once there's a tablecloth on the table, people are like, well, let's... I'm very good at being classy and cultured. I just do it while saying fuck.

Yeah, it doesn't really matter. You can do it. It's it doesn't that's words man that line that you have to be like you have a bigger vocabulary if you if you don't swear fuck off i have a huge vocabulary i'm fucking smart as shit and i don't fucking have to stop swearing to do it i say fuck in front of the big word i'm fucking gregarious yeah you know that's it done fucking insert sat word what's your sat word that you know? No, because that part wasn't on my SATs anymore, I don't believe. Really? Just like what? Words?

Like the... Oh, wow, you're young. You know what was a weird one that always stuck out to me? Conflagration. Like a big fire. Like, why the fuck? First of all, why would you call a big fire a conflagration? But I'd be like, that's a fucking conflagration over there. Like, why are we learning about giant fires? Is that a i need to know like you know in order to get into college you

gotta know how to describe a big old fire forest fire next question yeah done really big fire uh yeah say fuck say cocksucker say bitch but also like to be fair this is one of those things that nothing nothing matters guys like nothing in the world is real or nothing matters. This story, this bill isn't going to pass. It's also the most unenforceable thing ever. There must be like on TV or on publications or something. No, it's legal all there. It's in an attacking manner.

It's almost like it wants to make it a hate word, I think. Oh, like if you were to say the N-word or F-word, it's like, you fucking bitch. Well, fuck that. But also, it's not going to pass. It's just one of those things that it's a pretty headline that people are like, so a news story picks it up and then blogs pick it up and twitter picks it up it's not gonna be real nothing's real nothing matters could you imagine though if like if bitch carry the same weight so like if you're like arguing with your girlfriend like you're being such a fucking bitch right now imagine if that was like you're being a fucking n-word it was like it had the same gravitas i'll tell you

what whoa i might be less scared to say someone was being an n-word than I would be to call your girlfriend a bitch. A bitch in a real manner? In an angry manner. What do you think they hate hearing more, bitch or when you say you're crazy? The C word or the B word? Well, no, I'm smart with crazy

because I hit them with, you're acting nuts. Soften it. You're acting and nuts. I'm like, you're being nuts. In reality, you're thinking to yourself, you're acting like a mentally unstable bitch. What are you being so nuts about? You're being silly. you're being nuts yeah and when i'm in reality you'd be i mean you're thinking yourself you're acting like a mentally unstable bitch you're being so nuts yeah you're being silly you make it a little a little more playful let's see i'm good at fucking did you see jj walk

it and like snooped on oh yeah i mean but i i defend people like this no no because it's not in photographs i don't like oh it's not a photograph it's a video of her like oh i didn't see the video i just don't know she's like continually leering at his phone okay because if someone takes out their phone i do look right away yeah it's just it's just a natural reaction when the phone lights up this is a consistent like okay i thought maybe like someone had just perfectly caught yeah that's one thing but this was a girl being like but you know jj watt he's not fucking sleeping around he's marty said it on the rundown if girls are like still suspicious and snooping on jj watt there's no hope for the rest

of us we might as well you know your girl's gonna do it to you all day long too then because if jj watt can't even get his girl to be like all right i trust him he's not a dog then then we're all fucked also you might as well be sending ridiculous text messages and saying whatever you want it's a fucking insult to me to try and look at my text messages because if you can flip your insight of my text messages my phone how does someone am i jack that fucking if you're in sight of my text messages, my phone, how am I, what am I, Jack? That fucking kid who was texting in front of Dave while Dave was mad?

Like, if I'm doing something, I'm not doing it in front of you. Yeah, wait till I fall asleep, use my thumbtip on my phone because I'm just fucking

texting here on the couch with the game. I'm not sending any fucking weird texts. Do it like an adult in hack, all right? Do it like your other girlfriends.

Jesus Christ. They really do. I think that they have like a, it's almost like a sixth sense for them. It's like, you know, sight, smell, hearing, smell hearing touch taste snoop they just know how to do it and they get off on it i think i think if you ask like an average average young chick like would you rather have like a

really good night of sex or like have him leave his phone unlocked while he's in the shower they're taking the phone i really genuinely mean that would you rather have multiple orgasms or just get unfettered access to his phone and social media and know his passwords would you rather have him have like a perfect dick and chiseled body for the rest of your life or you just always know his passwords they're always taking this new thing i have a skewed view on this now i would i would have agreed with you but i think there's some that don't what you and your fucking happy relationship you and your fucking that's not what i'm saying the adjusted relationship that's not what i'm saying who trusts you there are plenty of people.

Fuck off. Supports me. There are plenty of people who. She holds those titties up. I think there's plenty of people. Maybe girls have been lying to me, but there are plenty of people I've talked to lately. I'm just like, I don't fucking care. Yeah, they're lying.

I think we're turning a corner with it. I hope you're right. I think people are just realizing that there's no. I actually totally disagree. I think it's getting worse. I think as there's more social media platforms, as there's more ways to communicate, like it used to probably be like,

you know, whose fucking number do you have in your wallet? Like we said, you have to be a dummy to get caught cheating in the past. And then it was like, all right, who are you calling and who are you texting? Now,

who are you DMing? Who are you swiping on? There's just like 10 more platforms to snoop on. Yeah, but I think it's one of those things. I think when something new is introduced to culture like be it phones and social media stuff like that people like it at first and think it because they like it because they enjoy it they think it'll bring them happiness and i

think they eventually learn like that this isn't what brings me happiness and i almost think like access to text and stuff like that is what girls thought like okay knowing what he's always thinking will make me happy and then i think i i i don't know obviously but i just think like evolution should work that way where like eventually you'll learn nothing good ever happens and you'll learn this isn't gonna make you happy and if you're just happy then just be happy out in the relationship don't go looking for things that will make i want to live in like the simulation i want to live in the truman show i want to live in the like the holodeck i want to live in like a fake world where it's like if you're what if you are putting on a show for me but i'm happy like okay all good you know like i don't want

access to the real it's not even a fake it's just like this is but but if you were if so if you were like this is all an act like if you're acting exactly how i want my life to be then like yeah all good i don't want to look at your phone then keep your fucking real thoughts over there keep your fake thoughts that make me happy here i wouldn't it wouldn't matter to me like i want to just be happy i think there's i think they're all real i think it's all real it's just it's one of those things with how you are with different people where it's like i'm when i'm with you i'm really me with you yeah and then when i'm with someone else i'm really me with that person my parents i'm really me with them it's just like yeah

different there's different there's different me's but they're all real me. Yeah, and all of them say fuck. And all of them say bitch. Fucking bitch. Got a live show. Live show in Philadelphia, November 19th at the Punchline in Philly. Now, Smitty told me that there's a bowling alley next door. I was wondering if our after party should just be a bowling event. No. No? Bites is out. Kevin already kicked my ass once in bowling. That right oh yeah no we're definitely doing i forgot i thought you i thought you were just like no i don't want to hang out in

a bowling alley no no we're doing it and we're gonna do a me versus john showdown with the whole audience watches yeah let's go uh no we'll try bad at both not only am i bad at bowling it affects my life for three weeks i am so sore yeah that's true. When you get those obliques and the side muscles and the forearms and shit. And then your ego hurts when you're John. You're bad. My ego didn't hurt. I don't care about losing. I'm not one of those fucking weirdos.

If I lose, I lose. There's so few of us at Barstool. Actually, I guess as we've gotten bigger, maybe there are people who are normal. But for a while, when it was just the tight crew, it was like, alright, I can't catch the punts like let's fucking talk about it for six years you know like what the fuck ever uh but yeah no bowling with john's like bowling with your girlfriend it's it's an experience but yeah we'll figure out some sort of after party or whatever uh tickets are on sale right now live nation is there we should probably come up with

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a beer. So how many miles are you going to run and how many viewers are you going to choke to finish this as fast as possible and what order are you going to do it in? So you could run 26 miles, zero beers, or you could drink 26 beers and not run any miles or you could do a hybrid of the two. That's a really good question.

This is a more reasonable 6, 8, 12, 24 challenge. And it varies very much on how old you are because 24-year-old me is answering wildly different than 35-year-old me because I can't remember the time I really binge drank a lot of beers.

Like it used to be like 10, like minimum. This is fucking a really good question. But here's my thing. I mean, I can't run more than like a couple of miles, so I'm going to have to drink like a case of 24. Yeah. I mean,

I can't, I can't do like a five mile run right now. I mean, I guess if this is not timed, if this is just like complete it, well, he did say you have to try and do it as fast as you can. Right.

I mean, so yeah, as fast as you can. I mean, I can, you know, I cannot, if I i was in if i was like trying to do this i would bet how fast could you run a mile right now you think if you tried eight or nine i was gonna say i mean it's probably me like nine or ten maybe like 11 uh but then like how fast could you run two if you really wanted to three four like it's diminishing returns oh super and then also if you're taking breaks

i think i would have to get drunk i would run as far as i can and pass out and then start drinking and then it starts me because i think like if you do like a mile and then a beer because a beer like realistically i could put down like we're doing like bud lights something like that i mean i could put down all of them but you can do 26 of them oh yeah over the course of how long i i remember doing like six hours i remember doing hoboken st patrick's day where you know we started like 7 a.m and you try to go as long as you can at night and you don't make it till like deep in the night but i remember doing like 7 a.m to like midnight or something like that and you start to like do the math and you're like oh man i had like a 30 rack of beers you know but that's you know over 16 hours

not six hours like i could not do i could not do When I do the full days like that Yeah I probably have like 30 some odd beers But like I'm not getting full if I'm chugging Eventually I'm going to be like I have so much beer in me I have to Just because I don't have time to metabolize it all I would probably utilize a funnel I would do some funneling here

It's down What if you funneled like 3 right off the bat And then ran as far as you could i mean i can't because then you're like because then by then you're probably if i funneled three and ran as far as i could i'm probably maximum like eight yeah so that's eight miles in probably an hour so i'm one third of the way down in an hour so i'm on pace i'm on world record pace um but the uh no are you seeing that motherfucker this kenyan yeah i mean that world record but we're like supreme athlete but that guy 159 i mean i can't like i was thinking about it the

other day when i'm doing shit with the kids and moving them around and stuff like i factor in two hours for like everything now you know it's like i'm gonna come by at you know 12 like i start getting ready at like 10 you know what i mean it's it's a it's a production just to go places and accomplish things i go to the grocery store it takes like an hour and 15 i mean it's it's like it's a it's a production all the time two less than two hours to run a marathon bananas but here's the thing all right so one third of the way in you're eight in you're an hour in you feel like shit you have to run in that many miles you've you played nerf yesterday and you were not you're hurting you know i feel better i feel good though i felt good i was sore but i felt good yeah good like you're right and

i do people always go to the bar after they run their marathons right they like they they drink and like it goes down easier or supposedly or some shit i don't but okay but fine then you still have a long way to go yeah like then what you're just going to drink uh 10 like 16 beers whatever it is i guess so you're done with your miles at eight and you're gonna drink 16 beers it's stuff without the time constraint because the 24 hours for the the other challenge the yeah 6 12 14 whatever it was um because this is really like are we supposed to try and do it in marathon time are we supposed to try and do it like could yeah because like what an average person monsters i think i would giant guys who are like i could drink 26 beers in two hours i'm talking like huge huge dudes i think I would run.

I think he'd be like, this is called my afternoon. You know, actually, by the way, you say that. Burt is the man to do this. Because he ran a marathon. He ran a marathon with no training. He just ran a marathon. I believe he calls it the Mickey Mantle gene. I know it's called the Mickey Mantle gene.

I just don't know exactly what that means. I'm pretty sure it's just that like Mickey Mantle was like a drunk who was awesome at things. And I think he's like, I have the Mickey Mantle gene. I don't need to train. I don't need to practice. I just get things and I can drink I mean that is to be able to say that and meet it and everyone believes it I've got the Mickey Mantle you probably have the Mickey Mantle gene a little bit. I did I didn't run a marathon I ran 17 miles 2016 probably

I ran a 5k once and my feet were bleeding it's like 3 miles I have whatever the opposite of that is I might even have if I train and maybe my cardio could get to that point my body physically can't do things like that I've told this story I think my friend's father passed away

from frontal temporal aphasia which is a form of dementia and they were it's called the Wagner Relay you start in whole mass frontal temporal aphasia, which is like a dementia, former dementia. And they were, uh, they had like a, it's called the Wagner relay. And it would start and you start in hall mass. It's like run over like the whole state. You run for two days straight.

You start in hall. I went for 24 hours straight. You start in hall, run to P town, which is, you know, the whole arm of the Cape and you run. So I did,

it was 17 miles in 24 hours, but it was in shifts. So it wasn't all straight. I would do like five miles, seven miles, eight miles, two miles, that kind of deal.

Um, but I was, I knew I couldn't run and I knew I wasn't going to train. So I was like, I want to be a part of this. I want to help out, obviously, but can't do the running. I was like, why don't I just drive the van that the whole team stays in when they're not running and all that thing. And showed up the day of the race, and the kid who was –

one of the kids dropped out. He said he had gout, which I didn't know anyone got since we got rid of the monarchies. I thought you'd get gout on the Nina, the Pinta got since we got rid of the monarchies i thought you get gout on the nina the pinta and the santa maria yeah it's like you just drink steak and drink red wine that's like those those are all your only things that bring you to your life you get gout um so i was like that's fucking bullshit but since he was out i had to fill in and that's a bitch by the way so i ended up doing like 17.6 miles in the day i yeah i mean i thought you meant like 17

straight but still impressive but i mean what and i to me i'm not running many miles and once i'm drunk i'm definitely not running once you're drunk i think i would run until i was doing 20 minute miles and then i was then i'm like okay from here a beer every 20 minutes is faster than this that makes sense yeah yeah that's just i think i'd probably start off at the point i think i might start off still doing the three shotguns get them and then um And then... Would you do beer mile type shit where you run, drink, run, drink, run, drink? No. Yeah, I don't think I could do that either.

No. I'd probably throw that up if that still counts. If I'm running until 20 minutes, I'd probably throw that up at some point. And then once I get to... Once someone's like, yo, you're running 20 minute miles now,

I'm done. Bring me the beers. So solid plan. We should do this as a fundraiser. Remember when people would get sponsored in school to run a certain amount of laps and stuff like that? We should see.

We should do that. You guys should do that. I'd do it. I'll do play-by-play. I think that'd be fun to do. So let us know, the beer marathon, how you're going to run it. And only if you're a normal person. I don't want cross-country runners who are big.

I'd run 25 miles and have a beer at the end. Like, fuck off. Nobody likes you. I mean regular out-of-shape people. Alcoholics and slow people only. What's up, guys? So, you know, I was just browsing the interweb the other day, and I stumbled across overpopulation,

the fact that it's, like, apparently a big issue in the next few years. So I was just, like, wondering how that's going to all work out. And is the purge really that bad of an idea? No, it's great. Like, I feel like it's really not all that bad, mostly because I feel like a vast majority of people would just live. Like, I don't know.

Do we really think people are just going to go out and just start killing everyone? Like, I think, yeah, I think you'd have, like, a couple outliers who would just go and kill, like, homeless people or, like, really poor people, which, like, yeah, which like yeah that sucks but like i don't know is it that bad like you're not killing them like i don't know yeah no i i feel him i get i don't know i don't get it because i think i think he i think he walked through the whole thing he highly writes a bad idea like nothing happens they're everyone's too much of a coward to kill someone oh okay

it would not fix it would not solve overpopulation no but yeah yeah yeah but i think it's uh yeah i guess i i think that it's almost like the hall pass where it's like yeah like don't worry honey like you can go fuck that girl it's like no no no no like there's there's no such thing as no strings attached yeah i'm not gonna fucking you kidding me if i had a purge i'm not fucking killing anybody yeah fucking staying in my fucking apartment i feel like there might be some good neat goodness for like uh there might be some value in like uh remember like in mr robot where goodness for like, there might be some value in like, remember like in Mr. Robot where they like take down

the banks or some shit? Not that that's a good thing. You need banks and shit to stay alive. But like, you might be able to eat. Let's start slow. Let's get rid of ATM fees.

Sure, something like that. Right? Something like that. This morning, I needed $20 to pick up my laundry. I had to pay $3.50 to get my $20. What the fuck are we doing here?

I think that's crazy town. So like if someone in the Purge took hostage, like, you know, Jamie Dimon over at JP Morgan Chase, like get rid of all ATM fees and he did, here? So if someone in the Purge took hostage, like Jamie Diamond over at JP Morgan Chase, get rid of all ATM fees. And he did. There'd be some value in the Purge. But yeah, I took hostage that night, but it was during the Purge. We're all good. Yeah, but I think the Purge

is... It doesn't solve. It's just more. I think if people had a little bit of ability to let it all out, they would be maybe better people during the rest of the year. See, I think I'm just a really good person. I mean, I wouldn't do anything either. That's what I mean. I think you all have these fantasies of doing things.

I think the purge is like, it's become too much of a pop culture thing where everyone brings it up and stuff like that, kind of like Black Mirror, where it's just like, so you wouldn't do anything. No, but maybe other people would. I don't think any people would.

See, I go back and forth, because on the one hand, I understand, yes. You don't think, wasn't part of the purge also that you could commit any crime? Yeah. You don't think that people would just rob? No, I don't think, isn't, wasn't part of the purge also, like, that you could commit any crime you want? Like, you don't think that people would just, like, rob? No, I don't think, I think largely people, I think because also just the fear of that there are murderers out there waiting for you to kill you. Like, yeah, that new fucking coat you want probably isn't worth it.

It's probably better to just pay it. And we say a lot on this podcast. We're just like, 99.9% of people are good. It's not. Yeah, I, I, but I also, like, there's also a lot of weirdos. And all it takes is that 0.1% to run wild. But now that I'm thinking about it, too, if you know it's the purge and you know it's coming, when you go to rob, like, you know, like a—

He's just going to shoot you back. Yeah, like a— He's like, I can kill them. If you own a store, you buy a shotgun to defend yourself for, like, looting situations, rioting situations. But now he's just going to pull the trigger. Yeah, I can just kill that reckless abandoned. So maybe it'll police itself. I think it is.

It's almost like fighting in hockey in the old days. Like, it's policing itself. It's the bad guys are policing the game, keeping the good guys on top. To deter it. Or they're policing the other bad guys so the good guys can have fun. I think the world does that already, mostly. I would like all the homeless people to be killed, though. Get rid of them.

You know, I've seen a school of thought that overpopulation is absolutely not a problem. Like, it's completely overpopulated. I mean, by the way. Yeah? What's that say? There's so much room! That's how I feel. Like, if it ever really becomes a problem, we'll it's, like, completely overpopulated. I mean, by the way. Yeah? What's that say? There's so much room. That's how I feel. Like, if it ever really becomes a problem,

we'll just, like, move a little bit further out. I've watched a video where they explain it where it's, like, basically just fluctuations in, like, healthcare and medicine and that, like, as those things improve in, like, emerging societies, you, like, people live longer. Like, the problem is, like, you know,

people have lots of babies in areas where they don't, not a lot of the, the problem is, like, you know, people have lots of babies in areas where they don't, not a lot of the kids make it to, like, you know, adulthood. And then as, like, healthcare gets to those places, then the population skyrockets. But it polices itself. Like, in the 70s, every American was having, like, five children. And now they have, like, two. And there's, like, a school of thought that the 12th billionth person will never be born. Like, everything will just, like, steady out. out that'd be cool and it just won't and then like you know the the mortality rate will

catch up with the birth rate well but why was mortality catch up because we're all living longer because you just don't have that many kids like you used to have to have a ton of kids to like farm the land and then as that stuff improves you just won't have that many that's very interesting but the mortality rate is more about like what age you die at right not like a number of people dying like the number of people dying might match people being born and i guess that's all that matters but i don't know if that will happen because if when they said that people are gonna live to 150 right i guess what they haven't factored in is yes if like life extends far far beyond what it is right now. I think that the cost of kids must be going up, too, because it is absolutely prohibitively impossible to have five kids now.

It sure feels like it. I mean, you can make life choices and live more modestly, but I don't live lavish. I live in a very expensive area, but for the most part, I live a pretty normal life, and I am drowning with two kids. If I had four, I have no fucking clue what I would do. None. I also think of what you said. There's a lot of space. We just made Nashville a major city.

Yeah, you can just decide. Nashville was – people knew Nashville. It was country music. Nashville was not big enough for two professional sports franchises. Right. It just became one. Nashville was a major – it would move further. You know what I would do, by the way?

That's what I'd do if I was, like, a billionaire, too. I'd be like, this is now Fidletown. And,

like, we're awesome. Like, I'll just pay the NBA, like, the Sonics now, or the Fidletown Sonics.

And, like, we brought, and everyone would love you for that, and you'd have a booming city like that. Well,

in terms of physical space, you ever seen those infographics where they say, if you lived at the density of, like, New York City, the whole country could live

in, like, Louisiana. Right. Like, you can cram it all in. There's so space and then it just takes development and that's what i would be like all right i'm making a city it's called vital town and i would i would bring the sonics to town i would pay uh i can't think of who but i would pay like three rappers to be from

there i think it's a big deal when your city's got rappers i think you need a college too college sure a very good like football program town you i think i don't town you and i'm gonna get like uh uh it'll probably be like you know somewhere in the middle of like the country that kind of sucks i would like to have some water involved but that's tough i'll buy a lake i'll be like buy a mill man made like whatever yeah and i would uh i'm gonna pick like you know maybe not kanye's too big i need like some you know i'll get french montana french montana is now from final town you know like you just you rep final town now you know rappers like that just, you rep Final Town now. You know,

rappers like that. You have a rapper, a couple professional teams, a college program, and a casino. You're done. That city's booming. Yeah,

it's like, you can do it with Tulsa tomorrow. There's so many, as long as there's a college in that town, you can make it a sound. I think that's what I have with like Nashville.

You know what it is? When I used to go to Nashville, it was Vanderbilt, and it was like, granted, I'm sure it was bigger than what i'm remembering but when i was young i would go to nashville i was like 18 and i was like this is like a pretty cool town this is fun there's like this one street that's big now with nashville last year it was fucking chaos what about i have a theory is my like my malcolm gladwell theory i think cities go as their bachelor and bachelorette parties status go or do you think it's the other

way around i feel like those cities like nashville austin those are the things that like are booming now and it's like those are the spots that everyone went on their bachelor party and then it became a metropolitan yeah i wonder that's chicken or egg yeah it's probably it's probably the other way around but it would be funny if you like if you want a city to be booming like just make it like awesome for bachelorette and the next thing you know you have a center of the business and like the other thing in that is Louisiana, is New Orleans as well, which was, I mean, New Orleans is the oldest one, one of the older cities, so that's not one that's becoming booming.

But what we're getting at here is bigger than colleges, bigger than sports franchises, bars. Lots of bars. Tons of bars. Just a lot of alcohol. Dump alcohol down everyone's throat the moment they land off the plane. You know what should be bigger than it is? What's that island off of Texas, San Padre or whatever?

It's like, that should be should be bigger than it is what's that island off of texas san padre or whatever it's like that should be fucking really bigger than it is because yeah you got like an island vibe right in like it's but it's still america it's like that should be a really everybody should go there i feel like some people go but it's there must be something wrong with that i'll fix that final town san padre island last voicemail day is brought to you by thursday boots uh thursday boots you know the deal with them. These guys make quality boots. They make, I like their color schemes. I like the materials. You can get leather boots. You can get suede boots.

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And I would still like to be friends with him, but I do not want to see his dick ever again. And I'm just wondering if there's any way I can salvage this friendship, or I just don't know what to do. So I would appreciate any probably stupid advice you could give me. Thanks.

I have three things to say. I got an easy one. All right, you go first. Get a boyfriend. Well, okay. So I was going to say three things. First of all, inspired by my friend John Feidelberg, I've been given a thought to this preposterous idea about telling the truth.

Do not do that. If you were to tell some guy, like, I just been given a thought to this preposterous idea about telling the truth. Do not do that. If you were to tell some guy, like, I just do not want to see your cock ever again, I would chop mine off. I would probably kill myself. Number two, you know,

how much does this mean to you? Because you could either, one, get a boyfriend, or two, pretend you have a boyfriend. But then you got a Costanza. Oh, yeah, they're out of town. Out of town friend. Right. But then, like, if you if you plan on remaining friends where like let's say you're going to continually talk and all that shit i have a fake girlfriend easily huh i could have a fake

girlfriend to a person not in the same city as me yeah but do you want to i mean how much you want to keep that up well you don't talk about your when you're talking to other people they don't talk about your significant other very often you might not but normal people do like how's your girlfriend a guy and a girl though probably not like a platonic guy girlfriend that's just fine but you know you gotta like social media and like you're putting up you know if you're you have to like keep your ducks in a row with with a lie i guess that's different with regular people because like i just don't talk about my like i'm not supposed to be i would actually like weirdly talk about my relationship here fairly often but the like on social media i never mentioned like yeah yeah that kind of stuff so like for me it's easy to just not have not mentioned i could lie and be

like yeah there's one exists i don't ever talk about i'm saying like if you're like you know i'm out with my boyfriend tonight like that's why i can't see you and then like you're on social media with your girlfriends or something like that like it's all it's just oh i think you know i think your boyfriend's always cool with you guys if you want to stay friends yeah we'll go meet for dinner but i'm not gonna fuck you you have a boyfriend yeah that i don't think that's gonna work though i think if you get a real one fuck it just just get in a relationship yeah i think if you uh all conversation start a two-year relationship done if i had a like let's go to dinner when i'm in town and we fuck and then she was like i don't for one reason or another she's like we're not fucking anymore i

would not like keep going to dinner with her yeah probably i mean if you're like really good friends and then you start to fuck and then you want to go back maybe but if it's just like i knew this girl we were friendly then we start to fuck we consistently hooked up and now she doesn't want to do that anymore well then that's just like yeah i you know now i'm thinking about it more fuck off there's no need to stay friends with someone you had sex with i agree i don't think it can be done by the way i mean it can be done but i don't think it needs to be done when people are like i'm on good terms like all my exes and i love that karabis does that i'm like good food also by the way like there's no fucking shot those girls are

definitely like that fucking the rocket fuck that guy yeah so i i think that uh that like it's it's it would be nice yeah listen i would love to never have like any enemies or any awkwardness or any bad blood or anything like that but it's just not really natural it's just not necessary to try to force that like we have to stay friends no you don't and this my last i think people like thinking they do i think i think it's one of those things staying friends is something that people think they need to do when they're younger because they think it's a sign of maturity and then once you're actually mature thing it's like we're like dude we don't need to be friends we had sex it's fine let's move on sometimes to move on you got to leave things behind it's like one of those things

like acting mature is like like like drinking manhattans in college you think it's you think it makes you like a big boy and it fucking doesn't just drink what you like that's the mature thing to do yep should be the mature thing to do is be like look we had sex that was fun we don't need to stay friends we were relationship that relationship is over the part that really brought us together ceases to exist we're done that's why my last point is the most mature thing of all pineapple pineapple excuse me my i've explained this before my theory is that we all have to break up with someone we all have to tell the hookup we don't want to hook up anymore you just send me the pineapple emoji and you know what that means and then i see it and i go okay pineapple i'm not going to ask you why I'm not going to ask for reasons.

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Thank you, man. And you're automatically top five guests for me because our booker, Kelly, came and she said, Chris wants to have a beer. Is that okay with you guys? Is that all right?

Yeah. Yeah. I wish every guest was asking for beer. Cheers, man. Thank you. Cheers. Yeah.

Appreciate it. Oh, no. Not a big deal. Makes for good radio. Yeah, no, I like that already. And I feel like you can tell a lot about a guy when he says, like, I'd like to have a beer during this interview. I feel like you kind of laid back and relaxed. Oh, man, I work hard to be grown, man.

I'm a grown man. I got kids. You know, I want to do what I want to do and relax responsibly. That's the name of the game, man. Is it nice being retired and kind of being able to do, you know, whatever you want and not worrying about, you know, your team or the league or image and whatnot? It's been a journey, man.

It's actually easier in the league. Really? Yeah. I would not have guessed that. Yeah, it is. How's that? It's hard yeah it is how's that it's hard work i'm not saying it's easy but you know fatherhood and and being a you know a husband all the time you know there's a there's a part of disconnect when you're in the league because even

if i'm home i'm not home yeah game two is tomorrow so the kids need to go to bed so i can go to bed you know what i mean it's like you know it's just a different kind of um it's a different mentality you sound a little bit like like andy dufresne like like you got out like you were in jail and the routine you had it right and now you're out you don't have the routine anymore yeah and you're like you're like this is crazy i don't understand how this world works routine now that's how it was a year and a half, two years ago. Yeah, the world is crazy. I don't understand any of this. This is nuts.

Nobody's telling me what to do. It's insane. Well, you know, it's funny, too. Yeah, that's crazy, man. But here's the thing. Like, fatherhood, it's hard as fuck. Oh, bro. I remember saying before I had kids, I was like, I'm a progressive guy.

I'd be a stay-at-home dad. I'd have a sugar mama. She can go make the money. I'll hang at home with the kids. And then I did a couple weeks of paternity leave, and I was like, get me the fuck back to work. That's Looney Land, bro. That's Looney Land. I mean, you can't.

I mean, my children, they can watch this. I mean, all children, they can watch the same movie. What are your kids watching? A hundred times. I know every word to Frozen. Yeah, Frozen. It's not even close. Frozenry potter moana lego movie oh all that stuff i find it so funny when like you you know you are a legendary athlete and but then it's like but when you're a dad

like it's a level playing field we're all like watching stupid movies oh yeah we can all just go crazy yeah is it is it like i mean you were so good at basketball obviously that it's one of those things i'd imagine when you step on a court or you get the ball in your hands you just like you know what to do like you just it's it comes you know you worked hard at it but you also just get it where something like fatherhood there's no blueprint there's no like practice really it's kind of like they throw you in the deep end yeah Yeah, there is no practice, but I got to watch my dad. My dad did a great example. And when we were kids at the time,

there were things that he did that we didn't understand. Discipline, going to activities and doing things together and stuff like that, that was kind of a bummer. Not spending money, which I'm more frugal than my are you you must be their mom a little bit more i imagine their mom is amazing me i'm like ah let's just like go home you don't need another toy but like you know just kind of you know being able to take kind of know, how he handled things and what he did with my brother and I. And then seeing those same situations and then remembering what I did and seeing my kids do the same exact thing. It's kind of like, it's a crazy thing.

It's like you're living another life, you know? Yeah, I can only imagine. Yeah. You talk about how your dad raised you. And I have a question. I have a quick little scan of your Wikipedia. He raised you? You a nerd? You a nerd? Yeah. You're talking about how your dad raised you. And I have a question. I have a quick little scan of your Wikipedia. He raised you. You a nerd?

You a nerd? Yeah. You're all smart. You're doing Marvel stuff. Former nerd? Former nerd. Smart, Marvel. You got Harry Potter.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I graduated from that. It's just like I like the things I like now. Is that what you call nerd? Oh, well. I got into a bunch of things things and they were just my things. I got into Harry Potter because I like reading books.

Right. And then... What are you reading now? Save the Cat. It's a screenwriting book. It's right there. You are kidding. Yeah.

Ah, damn, that would have been cool. That's the one about living your life like a screenplay? That one? No. Yeah, it's like... Oh, yeah, yeah. You getting into the screenplay business? Yeah, yeah, that would have been cool. That's the one about living your life like a screenplay? That one? No. Yeah, it's like...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You getting into the screenplay business? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, just dabbling. You know, just dabbling. You do everything, huh? Because you produce a song with Gucci, right? Yeah, yeah. So you just live life you're doing.

I like doing stuff. I like, you know, trying to... I hate it when people say, oh, you know, you're too old to learn something so like i was like learning spanish um a few years ago before i even got to miami and the thing you hear all the time like oh yeah kids they're just you know their brains are sponge soak it up they're really like okay so you're telling me a three-year-old can pick up something faster than you right now? Probably.

Well, him, yeah. Me? Now, I get your point, but— But you know what I'm saying. He's literally like, yeah, no, three-year-old. No, it's true. I mean, yes, you understand what they're saying about kids learning, but that doesn't mean you can't learn anything. Yeah, but just in things that I want to apply myself to.

Well, I've always found it fascinating that in all sports, you know, you retire at 30-something. And we, you know, as fans and the media and shit are like, you know, he's washed up, he's old. It's like, you know, most people are just starting their life. I'm glad that didn't happen to me. Man, bro, I was watching Vince. He was playing a preseason at the Garden last week.

Was it this week? Anyway, like they just kept Vince Carter. It's like a setup for the punchline. I was joking with my friends. Hey, guys, Vince Carter is so old. How old is he? Every time. It's just like, why are you even doing that, man?

Now when he's done playing, and it's unfair, but now when he's done playing, everybody's going to have a perception of him being old. Yeah. And he's going to be the youngest guy in most of the rooms that he's in. Right. That's crazy. I'm a Patriots fan, so I was watching the Pats game earlier this year,

and it was on the sidelines. And there's the veteran Julian Edelman teaching the lesson to Dorsett and Antonio Brown, whoever it was at the time. I was like, Julian Edelman is 32 years old. You're talking about like he's a wise old sage. The grizzled fat. He's got a big beard, but I mean. He's Tom Brady.

He's playing football. Oh, my God. It's crazy. It's a wonder he gets out of bed in the morning. 42. It's crazy, man. Can you see a difference in the league even like, you know, you've only been out for a little while,

but can you feel a difference in the league from when you played? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The league is a lot younger. Yeah, it's a lot younger. You know, it's a different, you know, a bunch of different superstars now. And everybody's an inch shorter now. Hey, man, Hey, man.

Yeah, man. Two inches in some case. Would you want to be – I feel like it shifts for big men where you might not want to hit that seven foot, right? Big men hype it up. They want to be higher? Yeah. Because I feel like 6'11 is like I'm a forward, but I can handle,

I can shoot. Seven foot is like I'm a big man and that's it. Yeah, it's like – Yeah. I'll rebound. Yeah. That was always the'm a big man and that's it. Yeah, it's like, I'll rebound. That was always the thing with KD, where KD was always, people said he slouches. Because I think he's 6'9", right? Something like that.

He's taller than me. He's like, I'm only 6'7". I remember me and him were looking out of the eye. I said, man, this is crazy. This is insane. Have you noticed, in particular, the difference in the league maybe when you first came in but particularly now just how much drama there is how much like

off court drama that like that garners attention things like that between Instagram like comments Twitter comments like the eye emojis

I'm not surprised absolutely not I mean you know it's 24 hour news do you think it's better for the game do you think it's better for the game

cause like I grew up a hockey fan so I wasn't a huge basketball guy but now with the NBAba drama i'm like shit like i'm i'm nba off season is like my third favorite sport yeah there are guys here don't want to watch the game they want to watch the storylines but that's a part of it so i mean you kind of have to take both with both i mean you know we can we can go back and we can shrink the pot and not have it as global and not have TV shows running 24 hours a day. And it will tremendously shrink and $50 million contracts will be off the board.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Some of these numbers, man. That's the reason why they're that big. I mean, Jalen Brown, Buddy Heald, good players. Congratulations. Right? Congrats, boy.

Rumble, young man, rumble. A couple good years. It's always been like that in the league. It's just quadrupled in value. That's the one thing my brain can't... To me, $100 million was always reserved for the Hall of Famers. Now it's like, if you're pretty good, you're going to get triple digits. That's crazy. Africa, Indonesia,

China, Brazil, it's Europe. Did that get very frustrating for you? I feel like it almost started with the Heat. With that super team, a lot of comments were looked even closely. Now it

since came to Instagram, but it was like, what's he really saying here? And it's like, we're buddies. I'm really saying what I really mean to be saying. Do you think the drama made people look into regular post-game comments too much? They were always looked in too much. Yeah. Right? I mean.

I guess more of the fan has more of an opinion now. Yeah, I mean, well, I mean. I think everybody does. I don't think the game changed. I think like technology and shit has changed. Yeah, I mean, well, I think everybody does. I feel like technology has changed. There's always been drama, right? There's always been feuds and friendships. It was just the papers.

It was the beat writers. And it was more of a concealed world. Now it's everybody, and everybody has something. But that doesn't mean that the player has to react to that. I was totally oblivious to comments. Were you? I was reading it for two weeks straight and having the worst days of my life.

And so I had stopped. So I love, I hate when people say I don't read the comments because you do but you acknowledge that it affects you. You don't like it and you put it away. Sometimes I'll go through it and we want to but I have people weed it out

before I get to it. you know, and we want to, but I have people weed it out before I get to it. Smart. Usually I see like those top few right there. And if it's a, you know, if it's a joke or something or somebody, ah, you blank, blank, blank. It's like, huh, that was actually pretty funny. Yeah.

Or like, yeah, that joke sucked. Yeah. You know, and you, you know, you move on. I feel like I'll, I almost like read it like with one eye and I'm like, all right, that one's good. That one's good. And as soon as I see someone be like fucking, I'm like, okay, that's it. One word.

I'm like, that's not going to be a good one. That's a healthier lifestyle. So when you see someone like KD is famously like always mixing it up and burner accounts and responding to trolls. Are you, I mean, you ever like to like, don't, don't even bother. I mean, I can say, yeah, to each his own. I can say what I want to say. Maybe he wants to mix it up. You know what I mean?

He was just on Hot 97 out here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you know, saying what he's saying. It's going to be interesting in New York, man. Hey, man, it is what it is. But you know what? I don't know what he's doing, but it's going to be exciting when the Knicks play the Nets. I don't care what's happening.

I'm going to watch it. Yep. So, you know, is he crazy or a mad genius? I have no idea. I think it's a little bit of both. That's what everyone is, right? That's the important part. He can play basketball.

That's what matters. I feel like, you know, your draft class, your guys are kind of always forever connected in a lot of ways. Like so many good talents came out of that. And I feel like the situation with Carmelo right now, Steven Jackson was just talking about how there's almost, like, a black ball situation going on with him. I mean, what is the vibe when it's, like, everybody likes a guy,

we know he's talented, but, like, you objectively can look and be like, the production isn't quite there. Yeah. Like, how does that work? That's what happens when you get older. Yeah, right? You're trying to play, you know, know a game a young man's game but you know um this has been a very you know interesting topic for the past um kind of two days i've been hearing about it a lot i think it's crazy and what's that

well the fact that he hasn't been picked up by a team you know i don't he hasn't been you know doing anything crazy in the papers right you know he hasn't been, you know, doing anything crazy in the papers. You know, he hasn't been, you know, out here tweeting people and doing live Instagram from a fight club or something like that. You know what I mean? He's played basketball the whole entire time. He can shoot it. One of the best shooters to ever play the game.

And on top of that, he's a grizzled vet that can help out your locker room i feel like that's it's there's the the player reaction to a guy like that and the fan reaction is like very different i feel like yeah i mean because fans only know what they see yeah you know you only know what you read and you know half of what you see or are you got do you guys ever think you're clouded though, by being friends with him or being a part of the game where you think it's maybe unfair if someone's not picking you up? As a fan, it's kind of like, hey, if you could perform and win, someone's going to pick you up.

I feel like sometimes his friends or his teammates are more inclined to be like, this is one of the greatest ever. But if your time's passed you by, your time's passed you by at the same time, no? I mean, yeah, but is it passing by? I was watching, he was playing basketball and, you know, it wasn't like he limped off the court.

He just got waved and that was really it in the beginning of the season. It takes, you know, you get older. Yeah, it was crazy. You get older, you start feeling good around All-Star break. Like, alright, hey, I'm in shape now. Let's get it going. I was just cooking, yeah. It takes longer for that oven to bake, you know.

And it's just a crazy thing. But, you know, he's still out there. Oh, whoa. We are. Yikes. I'm all over. That's okay. It's like we're all drunk.

This is why you don't drink during podcasts. But he's still out there, you know, and he has – he's still out there, and somebody should pick him up. I got a question for you. California just kind of did the NCAA pay the players thing. Yeah. You like that? I love it.

You love it? I love it. I feel like there are some athletes who almost because they went – it's like one of the things we as humans do where, like, if I went through a hardship, everyone has to go through a hardship, where it's like, to be a proper player you gotta you gotta you gotta grind in college and you know you gotta look for your meals like i feel like some players are like no man pay those kids right they deserve to be i mean well i mean you know and this is kind of the age

old question to you know that that keeps coming up in this thing is it right for if that's the case is it right for the university to make money? There is billions of dollars being generated. And now, granted, I know that these institutions have a major, major play in that. And some people come to see those institutions, nothing else. They probably don't even know a player name, you know, on the player. But, you know, if they're selling a jersey without my name on it that has number one on it and everybody knows I'm number one, you know what I mean? And this has been an age, I mean, this is since the Fab Five. You know, we've been having this discussion since then.

They brought it to the forefront. They were the ones that start wearing the solid blue shirts because it's like, yo, Nike is selling Michigan shirts. We made that cool. You know what I mean? I've always thought it was crazy. Yeah. So, I mean, and I like it, the fact that it's their name and likeness.

It's not. Not the school. You can make money outside. You get a scholarship. That's good. But then again, that's a whole other market, though. Boy, you got the Skechers and the Skeeveys and all the people coming. So it's like a catch.

Not a catch-22. It's just it is what it is. You're going to – you got to dish it if you want to. You got to take it if you want to be able to dish it. How much did you get paid when you were in college? Man, nothing. I wish I did. No, I'm serious.

I'm telling you, man. I wish I did. Do you think most players in the league have gotten paid? No, I think that's a stigma that kind of, you know, is kind of not a made-up thing. There is a reality to that. But at the same time, yeah, I mean, it's exaggerated a made-up thing. There is a reality to that. But at the same time, it's exaggerated a little bit. But at the same time, I don't know. It's illegal. If you're a college student and I'm not even anything affiliated with the school

and I give you money, it's a violation. I'm sure there's plenty of cash exchanges throughout the United States with athletes. I assumed it was all so much money under the table, and that always blew my mind with Reggie Bush. The agent's got his mom like cars and all. A regular house. It wasn't what Reggie Bush deserved. It was way, way, way below market value.

Think about it. It's like these – I mean if you're – if I'm a dad with a son and we're living in impoverished situations, and the best thing we got going for us right now is, boy, this guy can play ball. And then all of a sudden, people are coming to me and saying, hey, your son can do this and do that, and we want your son, and it's all this money being generated, and I'm still living where I'm living. Fuck that. Yeah, that's crazy. You buy your own ticket to go see him play probably you see yeah i mean if it's clean you know what i mean that's kind of whack you know that really is and then even in reggie bush's situation like all right yeah we'll give you a house hell yeah you see the house later like i mean it was it was okay it was fine it wasn't a

bad house but reggie bush deserves to be living in the mansion reggie bush you thought you know guys gonna be out there cutting the grass you know it's like oh yeah that's like you know something else agundo or something like that that's cool but yeah it's not what you think you watching him on the field and and he's arguably the greatest. I didn't get to see Bo Jackson in college. I saw Reggie Bush, though. Man, he was a show. The greatest show I've ever seen play.

Yeah, that USC team was amazing. Still, whenever I think about college football, I still think about that USC-Texas game. It's amazing. In both schools, man, you got Matthew McConaugconaughey will farrell just all this star power there it's like man i gotta go i know how i felt man we like we go and you have him sharing a pizza with your homeboy you just played on espn right matthew mcconaughey and then we're cheering you on and yeah yeah then you just yeah go to the dorm be like curfew yeah

are you a fan of uh of any of your previous teams? Are you a Texas guy, right? Are you a fan from home? Or do you not even really? You just kind of watch the game? Yeah, I just watch the game. Georgia Tech's not very good. Had a big win in Miami.

That was great. I had a cousin that played at Texas, you know, and I was supporting him during that UFC craziness. And Vince Young, he was that dude coming out of Texas. We knew about him in high school and been hearing about him. So, yeah, we were cheering for him then. But other than that, I just kind of stick to myself. I'm going to put you on the spot.

Let's say you are Adam Silver. What would you do right now what's the move how do you how do you please china without looking like some un-american lunatic how do you please america while keeping the china dollars flowing play ball yeah you think that's the problem is that call having kind of the off season yeah i mean it's kind of you know a thing and it's just it's a complicated situation and then people kind of like but you were you were speaking up about these things and you need to but then it's like but I see what you're doing and you're trying to trap me these are loaded questions you know I think the best thing to do is you

know just go and play ball man foreign affairs are super complicated I feel like none of them are qualified yeah super smart super smart. You know how to run a league. That doesn't mean you know how to be a foreign diplomat. It's fucking crazy. And that doesn't make it right or wrong. What was said was said. If you disagree or agree, one thing I know, though, the season is going to happen and people are going to have

to get back to their jobs. You know what I mean? And people that are going through things, they're going to have to go back to that. Excuse me. They're going to have to go back to that. Excuse me. They're going to have to go back to that. So, I mean, it's going to, you know, just pick back up and, you know, run businesses. Adam Silver must be praying for, like, a big opening night. He needs, like, 50 from LeBron. He needs, like, a triple-double from Kawhi.

He needs everyone to be talking about. People are going to be talking about it anyway. It's going to be such a crazy game. You know, it's so much hype. I don't think there's been a hyped-up game like this in a regular season for a while. So, yeah, just get back to it. Get back to doing what they do. And, yeah, man, get back to business.

Last question before we let you go. Zion, do you think he's too heavy? I feel like it's starting now, especially with the knees, what, six to eight weeks now already? Do you think he's got to slow down? Yeah, he's too big. He's too big. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But with that said, all that means is that think about, I mean, you see how high he jumps at too heavy. Well, what if he's just right? He jumps down. I mean, he might even be amazed, you know. But that's the next level of being a professional athlete. You know, I think, you know,

I've kind of, I haven't been in that hyped up situation, but going from kind of just playing with your friends to, Oh, I'm in the league. And, you know, people have expectations.

That's a whole different monster. So, you know, he'll be fine. He's got the talent. He just needs to get healthy. And once he gets healthy, stay healthy as much as he can. And, you know, go out there and play basketball to jump got the talent. He just needs to get healthy. And once he gets healthy, stay healthy as much as he can.

And, you know, go out there and play basketball. Go out there and jump out the gym. Literally jump out the gym. Play ball. That's the message today. We appreciate you coming through, man. Thank you so much. Thank you, guys. Anytime. Open invite. Thank you. And we'll always have beers ready. That apparently will spill all over the place.

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And Chris Bosch, I didn't want to push it because you scare me because you're six foot 11 and look kind of like a velociraptor, but Carmelo Anthony stinks. And the proof is in the pudding. I know you guys are all buddies with him. I know you guys all think that he is like one of the best ever. And maybe in his prime, he certainly was one of the biggest threats ever,

but the game has passed him by. He plays no defense. He needs the ball too much. He's not that great of a shooter. And the reason that nobody wants to sign him is because he's not good enough. Sorry, I am. I hate to say it.

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Dude, I didn't realize. Alright, let's do it. KFC Radio featuring the girls from Comments by Celebs, Julie and Emma. How are you doing? We're great. You guys just came from the Chicks in the Office interview, which I feel like was like an Avengers type thing. These girls all coming together and talking about celebrities. Every time we're with them, yes.

You guys are like the premier celebrity gossip girls in the world. Thank you. Thank you. I could see. I was watching a little bit in the green room, and it was just like, Sporks were flying. It was a connection for sure. Oh, my God. Definitely.

So I got nervous for a minute when Instagram switched up the game. I didn't realize how was that going to affect you guys when you couldn't basically creep on people anymore, right? The following tab? But I'd imagine by now it's just big enough. You're getting submissions, people tagging you and all that stuff. Yeah. It's so funny.

So when Instagram removed the following tab, we got so many DMs and messages really from panicked people saying like, what are you guys going to do? Like, are you out of business? Is that what you used to do, by the way? No, we had never once used it. Are we doing our jobs wrong? It would have been a lot easier if you just went to that tab, no? We had never once used it except for to get the like Bella Hadid started following Tyler Cameron screenshot. Aside from that, we never used it because like you said, the submissions are so much.

But in the beginning, it couldn't have been. I have to say, I think that the following tab isn't as effective of a tool for that as you think it is because if, let's say, A-Rod goes down and likes a million things, it's all just like A-Rod, A-Rod, A-Rod, and then you can't see anybody else's activity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense.

So it was just from you guys, what you look at on Instagram? You would just see it yourselves? That's how it started. We still do it, yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. So it just came, like, it was just from you guys, like, what you look at on Instagram? Like, you would just see it yourselves? Yeah. That's how it started. We still do it, yeah. That's a nice way to start a job. And we kind of did the same thing. That's how our jobs started.

It was like tweeting about sports. Right. It wasn't even tweeting it. We were just blogging about it. Right at that point. Because we started this a long time ago. And it was just like, people were like, what's your job? We just talk about sports.

That's not a job. Yeah. And then it becomes one. It's unbelievable. It's the thing. It's like, you'd be doing this anyway you just happen to get paid and like isn't that the most beautiful thing yeah but does it become a job yeah everything becomes work eventually at some point you're like fuck the bachelor i don't want to watch the show i don't want to talk about these people or are you still into it i guess it'd be naive for me to say that that won't happen but it definitely has not happened yet we're still so we're still i guess in the honeymoon phase like

really running wave like we genuinely every day, we are so lucky that this is what we get to do. Why do you think it is, everybody enjoys it, but I feel like girls are so into the celebrity gossip. What do you think it is that triggers that? I guess it's kind of like our version of sports. Like stereotypically speaking, of course, there's people who like all of it,

but it's like that for you guys? Yeah, and I also think that girls potentially are more inclined to relate to it psychologically. You know what I mean? So it's like, oh, yeah, Miley's dating Cody, but what's really going on? Like why is she doing that? Whereas maybe men see it more black and white. I was going to say that I just take things at face value. And that's because I'm an idiot.

And I just don't want to put too much thought into something. I'm like, okay, that's what's happening. Deal. They're dating, whatever. They broke up, whatever. I don't want thought into this. I'm like, okay, that's what's happening. Deal. They're dating, whatever. They broke up, whatever. I don't want to dig deeper. But then there are times where we had the office recently where we had – I mean this is like – first of all is our CEO, Erica, wants to write a book when this is all said and done.

It's a great title, All Guys Are Chicks. And it's because like here is high school on a million. Everybody thinks that. We're like, guys, guys, and we're like – It's very clicky, very gossipy, very much like that. So everyone does it. I get roped into our gossip, but I haven't been able to do it

with celebrities. We had some inter-office drama last week that people were salivating for. Yeah, you were living off it. Yeah, and that's just like the whole... Is this my weed? Is this my gateway drug? What is Cody Cove doing? If you love that, you are going to... Oh my god, forget about it. You're going to be so into the whole problem. Is this my weed? Is this my gateway drug? Right. What is Cody Cove doing? If you love that,

you are going to, oh my God, forget about it. You're going to be so into the slugging world. I have to say that every guy that I know secretly,

or once it's brought to them, is into it. They'll pretend they don't care at all and then as soon as Jordan Woods is sleeping with Tresor Thompson, it's like they need to know every single thing

that they could possibly, or cooking or whatever they did. But yeah, everyone gets into it once it's in front of them. Why no camera? It's a weird thing. I don't know. We're still – we really love the behind the scenes.

We're not anonymous obviously. But I don't know. There's just something really cool for us about just being totally behind the scenes, not being like personalities. Making it about the celebs sort of thing. Making it about the content. We want the content to speak for itself. And then we do, like we love doing live events or we'll do, you know, podcasts or other kind of talks.

So do you do pictures at live events? No, actually. No? I mean like we're not going to tell people, not like Dave Chappelle that has that clout to be able to be like no phone. But you only do like pictures afterwards. Like a meet and greet sort of thing?

Like if someone wanted to, we would. I can't even imagine that people would want pictures with us. It's like such a weird concept for us. You'd be surprised. You'd be fucking surprised. When did you find that happens to you guys? If someone wanted to, I can't even imagine that people would want pictures with us. It's such a weird concept for us. Be fucking surprised. When did you find that happens to you guys? I never in a billion years would have thought that people would want pictures. A couple times I've done autographs.

That is ridiculous. But it happens. It's going to happen to you guys too. Especially because you are all the girls who and all the people i keep saying girls but everybody was into this like you're gonna be like their queens like their leader you know what i mean it's weird but it's gonna happen so thank you no i really feel like eventually you're gonna have to you're gonna have to break that rule but we probably will that's why i don't even know because this is a video podcast or at least on barcelona gold it is and so let's just focus on

us yeah yeah just us you poor motherfucker two pretty girls over here put it on the other guys over there great fucking video who would you say is like i mean i know you do like the tegan roundup right so she's kind of like a gold mine oh my god who besides her is like your you know kind of go-to you know she's really good kate beckinsale, is really good for the clapbacks. Like, if we have nine photos in our album and we, like, want to do a roundup, we're like, okay, what can we do? We always go to Kate's comment section because you know she clapped back at least one person.

I am in love with Kate Beckinsale. And that video yesterday did not make it any worse. I mean, it was, that was something. How does someone like Kate Beckinsale even do a clapback? Like, how does she follow her comments? Like, I can't, I don't follow my comments. I get, like, 20 comments. Well, so the thing is.

So does she, like, go in and read all of them? She must. Or not, I mean, not all, but I think that, you know, the more liked comments go to the top. And unfortunately, today's world that we're living in, if it's more negative, it gets more attention, it gets more liked. Those top two are probably always going to be like, you're ugly, Kate. Right.

So she sees it. And she happens to have a very kind of like witty British sense of humor. And I just love it. I don't know. She's a big one for me. No, she's the best. She's the best. She's great.

I get it. She's one that like guys like, but also girls like. You know what I mean? Like guys want to fuck and girls want to. Although she's never done anything. No, it's crazy. We just covered recently. She's been in no movies.

She's been in Underworld and Pearl Harbor. And like, that's it. And she's been, and she goes to award shows and Pearl Harbor and like that's it and she's been and she goes to award shows and looks beautiful every time like that's her yearly appearance like alright I'm on the Golden Globes

looking like a 12 out of 10 working yeah oh yeah big time working her and Jessica Alba too Jessica Alba does nothing but what she sells like beauty products

I mean it's more than nothing it's almost a billion dollar company right right but I meant like Hollywood no yeah yeah but I think that was a purposeful decision I think she switched focus

yeah good for her I think Cameron Diaz Cameron Diaz purposely has think she switched focus, yeah. Good for her. She did that Rihanna. I think Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz purposely has been out of the limelight for so long. We were thinking,

we were talking about Jennifer Lawrence's wedding and the Maddens were there and we were saying how crazy is it that Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz are sister-in-laws?

You always forget that, that they're married to the Madden brothers. Always forget that. That is crazy, right? It's like a mind fog. Cameron Diaz married a guy from fucking good Charlotte.

Yeah. That is absurd. That is wild, right? It's like a mind fog. Cameron Diaz married a guy from fucking Good Charlotte. Yeah. That is absurd. That is wild. We were just going over some of these cards and one of the questions was like, if you just woke up

out of a coma, what would be the most surprising that happened in the last five years? Cameron Diaz married someone from Good Charlotte. I think that was in the last five years. That's definitely a good one.

What would you say is the most shocking celebrity gossip type things happened since you've been running the account? Hands down, the Tristan Jordan thing. Oh, yeah. And we were the only people to release an emergency podcast within 12 hours of it happening.

Smart, smart. It was the most insane. Seriously, I think of that time as a time in my life, pre-Jordan Gate, post-Jordan Gate is the way that I identify. I think I got it. I became a woman. I became a woman that day. We got a weird amount of, I felt like it was happening to us. I was like, I'm getting too much attention from a situation that doesn't involve me in the slightest.

I mean, that's what it, you know, usually is like that, though. There's, you know, I feel like here we could pick a certain game or, you know, certain moments where it's like everything's different now. It's going to be different. Yeah. Well, I think that in times of craziness, people look to certain outlets to kind of, like, keep them calm and inform them. And in sports, I guess that's you guys. And with that particular situation, it was us. So I think the people have long said, like, the Kardashians is kind of like the girls' version of sports and all that.

But, like, we were watching the Yankees the other night, and someone hits a home run. And, like, these guys are literally jumping on top of each other, screaming in each other's faces. So it's like it's like sports, but you kind of don't have that element to it. Right. There's no like like when you so when you find out that Tristan treats on whatever, blah, blah, blah. Are you like physically like, oh, my God, I got to call her. I got to talk to you like you freak out. There's like a physical. I don't think it's the same kind of adrenaline rush as that. Like I was I was also watching the game where they kicked my mom out of the room.

It was like a whole thing. I've never had to be watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians and been like, no mom, get out of the room. You're going to jinx it and Tristan's going to do something stupid and you can get out. So it doesn't totally translate. When that news story broke, it was like, okay, all hands on deck.

When that news story broke, it was literally hit as Julie's edible hit. Yeah, it was like a lot like my edible hit as soon as that broke and i was like i left and i was like on the subway and i felt like i was doing a thing where i was like can i have your attention please like everyone's on the subway and i'm tripping and i'm like something tragic happened today i think you should all be aware of it they're like already taking out their wallets. Like, all right, here's a dollar. I don't know what to do with your money.

I'll probably keep it. Exactly. I mean, what the fuck is going on with Dennis Quaid? Oh, my God. This is so funny. I love how we get asked how Dennis had ever interviewed him. I know. A little bit of background is that Julie, for the past six months or so,

has been vocal about her. I love that you know that. So he gets engaged with 26-year-old Julie. She's 20, about to be 23. I mean that you know that. Yeah, yeah. So he gets engaged with 26-year-old Julie who's 20 about to be 23. I mean, it's straight up parent trap coming to life. I mean, you saw

the What's-Her-Face's tweet, right? Yeah, we posted it. And that was a brilliant tweet. She's great. She knows what she's doing. Let me tell you something. I've never seen someone capitalize on one role

for such a long period of time. Like 30 years ago. And successfully. She hasn't been annoying yet. I don't think. And she was also like the bitch in the movie. Yeah, yeah.

And the fact that she's loved, you know what I mean? That's like, she's doing a good job. But yeah, Dennis is... Where did the Dennis Quaid infatuation come from? Oh, from The Parent Trap. That's from that? Oh my god. He's a great character. Daddy. I was watching this show, Modern Love, this new Amazon Prime show,

and there is, it's all based on, it's actually a pretty cool concept. It's all based on episodes or submissions to like the New York Times dating column or something like that. But it's like they're real actors. Like fucking, what's his name from Mad Men? The silver fox dude. Him and Tina Fey are in an episode.

It's all like anthology type episodes. But one of them is about this 23 year old girl who falls in love with her like 65 year old boss. And like they have like daddy-daughter relationship. And it is the creepiest fucking thing. Not for me. I had to change the channel. Because eventually he...

I'm going to spoil this point. Yeah, that's okay, because I probably won't. Eventually he goes in to kiss her. She's like, what the fuck are you doing? But she's been napping on his lap for weeks and stuff. And I had to change the channel at that point. It was very uncomfortable. And then when I saw that you had an obsession with

Dennis Quaid it was the first thing I thought of. You're a weirdo. I didn't intend that to be the correlation. I feel like we were just talking about this before. I was like I fully acknowledge the age thing and I was like it's not I feel like my obsession or my like for

Dennis Quaid isn't because of the age. I just feel like the age happens to be there at this point. He doesn't look 65. I'll give him that. Well, he's starting to look like a fucking plastic mannequin. I haven't. You watched him in what? Gladiator?

Goliath. Goliath. He's got a weird face in that. You watched that show? Oh, interesting. No, I didn't. Him and Billy Bob are in it. He's fucking shredded, though.

I saw the two of them on the beach. Shredded, yeah. But like weird shredded, like Stallone shredded. It's kind of like sagging but tight. Remember when Stallone just got brushed through when it happened? Stallone got caught crossing the Australian border with

a million dollars worth of steroids. Why does no one talk about that? Tons and tons of steroids. It's because he's three and a half of it to Dennis Quaid. It's Rambo, bro. Dennis has got it going on, man. Don't hate on Dennis. No, I don't.

I don't even know why I like him, but I do. It's like his fourth time getting married. Fifth. I think it's his fifth we said yesterday. What the fuck? She probably had an ultimatum. Listen, she's not stupid. I know, but the ultimatum should be no.

Fine. Goodbye. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe at that age you think of your life in shifts. Like, okay, for the next five years I'll be this girl. You know, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's in shifts. Like, okay, for the next five years I'll be this girl. I don't know. I guess it's different when someone's famous or whatever.

But what do you talk about? Yeah, total different. That's a fair question. How was your day? And it's like, well, I don't know. I'm a 65-year-old dude. And you're on comments by celebs and scrolling Instagram and shit. I can't fucking.

How was my day? I don't know. I got up to piss five times last night. My prostate's fucking killing me. How was Pilates, though? That's literally their conversation. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

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That's what I'm saying. so I think you're going to have a shot thank you that means a lot I don't think I want him after this because I feel like at that age like 70 it's like oh that's the cutoff we definitely got to let this go

69 and under I'm not doing 70 Katie Couric was on our podcast a while ago she was we were talking about Dennis Quaid with her

before this relationship was even out or like people really knew about it and she was like he's way too old for you I was like no I know and she's like no

he's way like whatever so when the news broke and we posted the tweet from Elaine Hendricks who plays Meredith in the movie Katie Kirk like commented on it like a bunch of

like shocked emojis and I was like I can't promise you that she remembers having that conversation but I really in my heart I think she does

that was what the comment was about I think she does for sure is there anybody you hate like any celebrities that you're like like uh no you know like, like, uh,

no, you know, like none. I love them all. No, no, it's not that I love them all. It's just that like,

I'm not going to spend my energy hating someone. Okay. Is there anyone you love to hate? Like we have athletes like that where it's like Aaron judge. I can't live without Aaron judge, but I fucking hate him. Um, I can live without him.

He's necessary for my enjoyment. It's a necessary. You need a foil. I love John Mayer. Is there someone who's always trying to make funny comments and be in the mix that you're just like, no? Or you're just interested in all of it? There are definitely people that you can tell it's very...

I mean, and then there's different ways of trying. There's like, okay, we kind of think. And then there's like, okay, your publicist is emailing us every single time you comment. And then it's like, you're messaging us directly. So there's level. I still don't hate it. I actually appreciate it.

So how much are you getting naturally or like organically versus like now publicists and shit in the mix trying to get them out there? It's pretty much like almost 100% organic. That being said,

there is a lot of, it comes through everywhere. It's not the norm by any means. If a publicist sent that, I'd be like, well, now I'm not posting it. Like that was a funny comment.

I actually had it queued up for the one o'clock slop. That would bother me. Guess what? Fuck off. That would bother me. It's just an interesting kind of play that I don't know. It's circumstantial because there are some times where it's like, actually, thank you for bringing that to our attention. Other times it's like, there's just no shot.

How many followers do you have now? Almost 1.4. Flags. Not bad. In a very short period, right? We had 80,000 in February of 2018. Damn. In like a very short period, right? We had 80,000 in February of 2018. Damn, that is bananas.

Brandon's head just snapped up. Those numbers. Well, I've been doing it for 10 years. Just hit that 100K? I'm literally at 140,000. I'm at 10 times less than that. They're at 10X my entire career.

No, I have to tell you. I remember when you followed the account, I thought it was a huge deal. It was a lot or so. You were an OG. Yeah, I was on there pretty quick. Yeah, you were. Oh, my God. I remember that.

Of course. I'm like the comments by Celeb Stan. We're so appreciative of it, really. Thank you. We're going to play a game. Okay. So the podcast has been out for years now, and part of it is we always have our stupid listeners call in with crazy hypotheticals.

Okay. And then we turn it into a YouTube series, and now we turn it into a card game. Amazing. So we're going to hit you with the answer to the internet question. Let's do it. You ready? Ready. We're going to yell at you.

Yeah, and some of them are pretty fucking weird. Well, I'm going to ease you into it, though. Would you rather have only the internet, only TV, only the internet, only TV and movies, or only music? Only the internet. Yeah, you'd almost have to. We'd be stupid for that. That's a no, but that's actually like,

I think that was one of those, we're so goddamn old. Yeah, that was probably a question like pre-Netflix. Yeah, 2013. It was like, do you want to go to the cinema and buy popcorn? Or would you like to read Fark? Remember that? Wait, how old are you guys? Without a curiosity. 31.

How old do you think? I'm sorry. Like around 30. I'll take it. Yeah. I'll be turning 35 in March. Okay. Nikki Glaser asked me yesterday.

She said, are you 28 She said 28 somehow to me Phrased the question a little weird And I was like 28 what It was so far off on my age That I thought she was asking me another question She was like years old It's not flattering I don't think

I think with a guy it's not You're not actually old yet When you're 35 you're old I think like it's like I'd rather be like are you 40 because it's like I know what I look like

and it's not a 28 year old and so you're just going off my personality I think that no well that's your deep seated

insecurity coming out that's your social anxiety you're like they must think I'm an immature child or maybe you just look okay that's exactly what I was going to say I'm hitting immature child. Exactly. Or maybe you just look okay. I don't know.

That's exactly what I was going to say. It's hitting on an insecurity. But it's okay. I'll humor you, but no. I think also like 30, 31, you're not feeling old yet. I'm like mid-30s now. I feel old, so I'll take anything less than that. I'm like a chick now.

I'm like, oh, stop it. ID. Yeah, am I carded? Ew. If you could only watch one actor's movies for the rest of your life, who would it be? Julie?

This is a much more of a you question. I'm surprised it wasn't Dennis right off the bat. Yeah, because I mean, like I could

theoretically watch Parent Trap forever, but then it's like when I ran out of that, it's like, what else am I going to?

That's true. Only one. Poor Dennis. Yeah, I know. He really just kicked him to the curb.

He's like a major hit today. Deep Blue Sea. Deep as blue as my heart is curb. He's a deep blue sea, wasn't he? Deep blue sea. Deep as blue as my heart is like a shark's fin. Great movie. Classic. They're way too young for that. Just trust me.

There was a movie with sharks in LL Cool J. It was great. The shark's fin just went backwards. It was fucking wild. It was incredible. I'll take your word for it. I'm going to say Leo DiCaprio. Oh my god, that's what I was going to say.

I mean, he's got it all. He's got every type of movie. Yeah, there's nothing I feel like, so much variety. I think Leo has gone awry. I think Leo's just been Leo in his last five movies. Interesting. Save for The Revenant. Every other movie, it's like, you're just being Leonardo DiCaprio.

I was going to say, didn't he sleep in a bear? Yeah, of course. Actually, that's very Leo. If he slept inside that bear, give me my fucking Oscar. Pulling the fucking flesh over. If this doesn't get me the goddamn award. Aside from that, it was Wolf of Wall Street, Gatsby, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

He's been Leonardo DiCaprio in all those movies. Yeah, he does it well. If it ain't bro. Here's a perfect one for you. Which celebrity that everyone thinks is hot do you disagree with? Ryan Gosling. Whoa, good one. You guys do with? Ryan Gosling. Whoa!

Good one. Good one. Yeah. You guys do not think Ryan Gosling's hot? Listen, I can say he's, I guess, objectively a handsome guy. Yes, you can. That's a fact. I genuinely, like, I don't see it.

I really don't. So when you watch Crazy Stupid Love. I was not turned on from him at all. What? I'm not lying. I told you we were going to yell at you. Something's wrong with you. I swear.

Are you? Is something wrong with you too? He is like the epitome of what a guy wants to be. If I were to say, if you were to ask me, name all of your hottest guys in Hollywood, I don't think he would even come into my realm of listing them on the list. No, he wouldn't.

Honestly, I don't know. Have you seen his dog? His dog has a mohawk. That makes him so much hotter. He married Eva Mendes. I think she's so hot. I just don't know. That's a great couple. Great couple. They're kind of off the radar.

They're not in the tabloids that much. I feel like they actually have a real marriage. They do. Maybe they do. That's just a wrong opinion. No. You're incorrect. It's a subjective question, but it's wrong.

Yeah. One more easy one, and then we'll get weird with it. If you could live inside of one TV show, what would you live in? Big Little Lies. Yeah, honestly, fucking same. We have to come up

with a good answer. You guys are a hive mind. First of all, the thing is that's so funny is we always end up doing this. We always end up like accidentally giving the same answers and I'm like,

if I was listening to us, I would think like- I would hate us. Yeah, I would hate us. We'll see what some of these questions coming up if we get the same answer but living in Big Little Lies

is like the most stressful life in the world. You want to be one of those girls no i didn't think i was going to be one of the girls like i felt like if i was living and i couldn't take someone's spot like i would just be off in like my own gorgeous mansion on the beach watching them deal with all of their but even that like all they're just sitting there sipping tea like i would just like look at my morning it would be like the best kind of like the overarching message of that show though if you had to like generalize it is like it's not all glamorous and it's actually kind of fucking terrible and everyone's miserable about it it's like yeah you have your mansion on the beach but like your family's shot and your life's terrible yeah but you guys are still like summing

up i thought i thought one of you guys were gonna say friday night lights i thought i thought i couldn't live in fight but i was actually talking about that show recently i was like it's there's no better first season of a TV show ever. It's way up there. I just love that. Everyone's like supposed to be like 16 years old. And they're like drinking at school and this pregnant Mexico on their own. It was early.

Like euphoria. It was like euphoria. Like for parents, euphoria for moms. That's, that's maybe a movie for Texas. Euphoria in Texas. If I imagine living inside euphoria, I would just, I've never seen euphoria. Euphoria in Texas. Imagine living inside Euphoria.

I've never seen Euphoria. Oh, you should. I'm just like Cliff. Oh, that's my other person that I'm not that into. Jacob Elordi. Oh, that's true. Yeah. I think his head's disproportionate.

Yeah. You said that so badly. Which is like a little, it's like a thing that I thought about. She thought about it a lot. I love him. And I'm like, yeah, he's tall. Yeah, that's basically it. I'm that meme.

She's hot and tall. No, I'm that meme. They're like, yeah, that's me. Oh'm that meme I'm that meme no I'm that meme that likes to go yeah that's me she's that meme you know that meme that's like like the devil

it's like oh how tall are you like 6'1 6'5 with the horns 6'5 I saw a girl yesterday a comedian on Instagram she was like you know do I like him or is he tall

do I like him or is he just wearing a backwards hat yeah the classic one and then she goes do I like him or does he have exposed brick in his apartment Yeah. The classic ones and then she goes, do I like him or does he have exposed brick

in his apartment? Yeah. She was like, if you have exposed brick, I will fuck you. That was Hannah Burner. That's my brother. Yes, that's what it was.

It was Hannah. I feel like, yeah. Who is the one person in the world you would least want to bang your significant other? Like, Emrata? Oh, yeah.

That's a good one. I think it goes opposite for guys. It does. Wait, I take that back, actually. I would a good one. I think it goes opposite for guys. It does. Wait, I take that back, actually. I would really respect that and actually probably applaud it. So that's not my answer. I mean, you would almost understand it.

I would understand it. What do you got? Cardi. There is no way anything you did in bed after your guy slept with Cardi, there's nothing you could do to be impressive anymore. There's nothing. Very true. Be like, all right, I'm out of here.

I literally could not move my hip one-eighth of the way that she does in my wildest dreams. She's got it. So if it was Emrata, you'd be like, understand. Totally. What are you going to say? No? You have the chance to fuck Emrata? Probably.

Some girls probably say no. Oh, yeah. I would probably be like, I wish my significant other didn't fuck hot people. But if the rules were reversed and I had the chance, I don't know, Leo, whatever, if he says, no, fuck that. That's selfish. See, I'm not a list guy. You don't get a list.

Oh, that's interesting. No hall passes? No hall passes. Get out of town. What about for you? He's a romantic. What, do we live in fantasy land? Get the fuck out of here.

Wait, but what about for you? No. No hall passes. You don't want a hall pass. Well, that's fair. You can give somebody a hall pass. I mean, I'm sure I want a hall pass. John also just doesn't like sex, so's not like operating like normal people who like want

to have sex he's like such a chore emily radikowski i did my back out walking yesterday you're having sex you're nuts i know when like he'll come into the office and he's like sluggish and kind of limping i'm like you had sex last night didn't he was like at like 4 a.m it was tough it was tough it's weird that you guys went was like, at like 4 a.m. That was tough. That was tough. That's so funny. It's weird that you guys went to hot people because mine would be like Ron Jeremy.

Yeah, right. Guys and girls are different. I would issue hall passes but if my girlfriend were to come home and be like, I slept with Chris Evans

last night, I'd be like, well, I mean, what the fuck can I do? Yeah. But if she came home and was like, I slept with Ron Jeremy

last night, I'd be like, I've never looked at you the same way. Yeah. But wouldn't you rather them be like, good for you. I feel like i would so much rather like my boyfriend

sleep with someone who's hotter than me then be like good for you you guys are like not hotter you say that now i think you say that now like first of all like i feel like if somebody was gonna let's say like cheat even if we're like let's say we're not calling it a hall pass by your game like it's a cheating like you're gonna cheat with someone uglier than me that's ridiculous that is absurd i mean that's like some tristan thompson shit right i mean like he the not the jordan was good but the other girl was like i don't know there's so much i can't even talk about it it's like a sensitive subject let me do a couple more uh who's the hottest celebrity you think you'd have a chance with if they got to know you?

And don't be modest. No, I'm not being modest. Like we have a guy here who he swears. If he could get in the room with her and like have a night with her at the bar on a date, that Ariana Grande would hook up with him. Every guy feels that way. Really? I do not feel that way. I do not feel that way at all. A lot of guys feel that way.

Really? About her? Yeah, maybe that's it though. See, my pick is Pete Davidson in that scenario. Like, I feel like if I was in a room with Pete Davidson, like... I think so, too. I think you're shooting low. I think you've got to aim a little higher.

Yeah, that's actually why I think Kate Beckinsale. She values intelligence. I think you have to, Miss Beckinsale. She fucked Pete Davidson, so fuck me. Although I feel like she got that, like, out of her system. She was like, all right, I'm never doing that again. I gotta go find a billionaire. Yeah, exactly.

Like, I missed my window there. Oh, you know what? A billionaire is also a good answer to the who would you want somebody to sleep with game. It's like, if you're gonna sleep with somebody, there should be some monetary gain if you're gonna cheat. Oh, yeah. Fuck Elon Musk.

Go ahead. I'm so happy for you. Get fucking pregnant. That's the best case scenario. If you were taken hostage five years ago, what would surprise you most about the world today? Oh, shit. And you can think like celebrity wise. Oh, yeah.

I'm trying to think. Like I was saying, finding out that Bill Cosby is like the biggest rapist of all time. Be like, what? Finding out that Donald Trump is president. That's all. That's all. That's what he's ruined so many things like this because like that's

the answer it is the answer it's just like once you get that in your brain it's all you can think of it's like

Donald Trump's president I'm literally I wasn't in a coma for the last five years and I still can't believe it

you know what I mean like every day I'm like what yeah maybe um Game of Thrones ended poorly

that would oh that's a good like what no I don't care about Donald Trump Game of Thrones is poorly. Oh, that's a good one. I'd be like, what? No. I don't care about Donald Trump. Game of Thrones is bad? What?

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would you put the vagina? Oh, wow. That's an interesting one. Yeah, it is. It's a great question. I've long thought, especially, maybe more so for guys, like, our dicks are in the worst spot ever.

Because like you said, I can't move my hips. It's hard to, like, please you with, like, hips. Like, I'm trying to, you know, it's not great. It's like, yeah. So, like, you know.

My answer is so logistical. Mine was too. Mine's like, mine wasn't like, what's the, like, most, like, the easiest way or, like, the best way. Mine's like,

where would I hide it? I'm like, oh, behind my knee. Oh, that is so, that is so, that is so not where I would hide it. I was like, when I wear pants, I would still cut. I just picture people walking around in shorts. Oh my God, that is so funny. It's so not where my head went. Where did you go?

I was going to say, like, my ass, because I enjoy doggy, but it feels better. That's, yeah, that's like... That's what I was going to say. That's such a cop-out answer. It's not a cop-out answer. It's basically already there, girl. They're very close. It's a huge big difference.

I'm telling you, a guy wouldn't even notice. If you didn't have a vagina, it was just your butt. They would be like, looks pretty standard. When I was a kid, I didn't even understand really what was going on, doggy style. I'm an adult and I don't understand anything. Behind the knee and in the butt. Exactly. Good answers,

girls. Alright, so obviously the account is commentsbycelebs, but you also have a podcast now. Yes. Anything else? You said you're doing events and stuff like that coming up? Yeah, we also have commentsbybravo, commentsbybachelor, commentsbyathletes, which you guys may like, commentsbyathletes. How big are those? They're getting there.

Bigger than us. I was going to say that probably more than that. No, no, no. We're getting there. It's slowly but surely, and there's a lot of other comments by reserve. Did you guys have, how old are you? I'm 25, 23. Did you have jobs before this?

No, I was at Columbia getting my master's and she just graduated. Yeah, I graduated and came right into this. So you were gonna, like did you even have, it's just so funny,

you probably had plans for like a normal job and now it's this, right? Yeah, I was gonna go to grad school for forensic psych. She was going to grad school. I was, in my first year

of grad school, I wanted to be an executive coach, kind of like a therapist and CEO type thing and then this happened so I deferred the first year of grad school, I wanted to be an executive coach, kind of like a therapist and CEO type thing and then this happened so I deferred the second year of Columbia

and it happened. Smart girls. And now this is like a full-time gig. Yeah. I mean, we're really trying to build like a full media company.

It's not just, you know, the account, like a full, a lot of entities. Get it, girls. Go follow them, go listen,

and be on the lookout for them because you guys are going to take over the world. Thank you so much. Thanks for having us. Great stuff. That was so much fun, you guys. Behind the knee.

That is the funniest thing ever. Very funny. I've been trying to get somebody here to do comments by Barstool for a while.