KFC Radio - The Diddy Trial Has Made Us Lose Faith In Humanity ft. Michael Turner

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

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Hey, KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. So Dave was here like last week and he was in a car going to some event and it was him, Austin and Pat, security guard Pat. And he sees just these freaks in New York and he gets disgusted in the car and he just goes this fucking city man these fucking freaks everywhere. Who was it?

Me and Tommy. It's another edition of KSC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. We've got a new addition to the studio. If you're watching on the podcast, we'll put some pictures and some clips in right now. This is this piece of furniture has been added to the room. This is this is one of the more important pieces of KFC Radio folklore. By the way, there's a fly in this room. It's going to drive me bonkers. We can't leave till we kill it. I like that. I like that. Oh actually the fly KFC radio

I actually have a really yeah, let's go. I have a funny fly story I'm going to go get this. Oh, Grab him, grab that carcass. Yeah, that's a big old horse fly. Yeah. Got him! Show it to the camera. We gotta put it on the wall like a buck head. Bing! Bing bong. Before we get back into what we're gonna open up with this funny funny little detour. So while we're on the topic of flies. Oh don't tell me I deleted it. Did I delete it? No come on where is it?

Okay bro. In the never ending adventures of my house being renovated I got new windows. By the way, windows. If you're listening out there, kids, go into the window business. It cannot possibly be as hard to make windows as the cost is. You know what I mean? Tens of thousands of dollars to get my fucking windows replaced. And everyone like people like my mom and like people who care about these things are like, oh, my God, these are beautiful. I'm like, they're just fucking windows. But they make sense that they're expensive, right?

Because it keeps everything out of your house. I suppose. But it's like, you know, the efficiency of your heating is going to go like, I don't know. If you can show me like tangible, like here's how much money I'm saving every month. And one day it adds up fine. But right now it just feels like I paid a fucking boatload of money to like there was windows there Now there's windows still there One of the windows they replaced in the bat in the bathroom and

It was supposed to be like in conjunction with the rest of the renovation however, everything's backed up so they Replace this window, but they didn't like seal the outside because they thought that like we were gonna be ripping the yeah Yeah yeah we did not so there's just like open holes exposed to the outdoors that was probably cheaper yeah I would say we got a window bunch of holes around and though it's fucking beautiful anyway this bug oh it's a lot he came back to life yeah now I Now I kinda wanna let him live. Bro. Lazarus.

This, this, we're naming this Fly Lazarus. You smooshed him. Not only did I smack him with my hat, when I tried to pick him up twice, I squeezed him pretty good. And then I was trying to gingerly pick him up. Yeah, he's alive as fuck. But is he suffering? Yeah, he's suffering. He he can't fly that wings broken

That's that that I feel like I'm not happy about what I just did but No, I am happy about it that he wasn't flying ever again. That wing was all a skew That's he's toast. I Did kill him I'm not trying must be like to be a fly that gets swatted What's the equivalent it would be like a? it would be like getting hit with like a fucking building 9-eleven tower collapsing on you the tower like what the fuck was that that's what that bugs like every book what?

Bro, so so this hole in my my bathroom when I tell you It was the biggest bug I've ever seen in my life little into my house I don't know what it is to say it's either a giant hornet or a cicada killer by my investigation. Now let me give you just a quick picture for like for a cicada killer for size. Okay, it was minimum this. Holy smokes! Yeah, it was probably bigger than that. This picture, I mean, it's your entire hand. Yeah, so I heard it first, because when that thing flaps, it's like a fucking. It was like you know when you like bugs used to be huge back then. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like this is from the Jurassic. This thing is 65 million years old. And so I mean I'm like I don't know what to do here. I end up trapping it in my medicine cabinet. Like a door was open, it flew in and I just closed it. And then I left it there for a while and I was like, alright, I gotta go in there and take care of this because we're gonna forget about it. I'm gonna open it up. My kids are gonna have like this dinosaur coming. And so I put on, I had just gotten dry cleaning. So I had

the plastic wrap that comes around your dry cleaning. And I put it over my head and then two extras and I put it around my arms as well. So I like turned myself into like a beekeeper and I'm like, I'm ready to go. I've got a Ugg slipper and I mean, it would maybe would defeat the Ugg slipper. You know what I mean? Like I don't even know what it's gonna take

to kill this thing. I'm like, here we go. Open it up. Nothing. Open it up. Nothing. Open up the last one. Nothing. Now I'm like, where? Now I was like, I gotta move. I was like, now I don't know where it is. It's like when you see a spider on the ceiling and then you look away and it's gone, it's like, well, now, where is it? You know? I never found it.

You haven't found it, is there? I never found it. Oh, he's like in a bottle of mouthwash. That's what I mean. Like, he's going to be in a shoe. I'm going to put my foot in. So I got to like, I opened up, so days go by, and I was like, all right, this thing's got to be like dead

by now, or whatever. So then I haven't fully taken everything out of the medicine cabinet. But I did do a pretty good like look through expecting to find like a dead one of these, but still nothing. So I got to go home and like look through the whole fucking medicine cabinet or move because it's somewhere and it's probably breeding and laying eggs. I mean, it was the noise that it was making, man I mean, that's great I've seen the animals you see up there and that stuff but that that gives me pause Oh, did I show you that move to Australia?

I thought this is only supposed to be on the penal colony. We keep did I show you the the pelvis? No, see if I could find that picture I showed you the snake not too long ago. I never talked about that There was a decent sized like garter snake and I had to chop its head off. And little known fact, harder to chop off snake heads with a shovel than you think. I thought I was going to give it a good just and that was it. No, sir. Now, it's like eating steak with a spoon. Yes. You got to kind of.

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it off yeah yeah yeah yeah like on the plate like yeah I was like man these are this is this is no joke and then and then I like the next day after that I find a fucking some sort of animal pelvis like a bone think I deleted it was like a bone dry bone that was like that clearly like the hips of some sort of animal it's like where the fuck do I live man get me back to like the hood take me back to Mount Vernon where my car got broken into every single night but it was humans. I can deal with humans more, you know, before I can do any animal shit. Anyway, we got off track here. RIP to the bug. Congrats to the cicada killer who now owns my house. But we have a piece of KFC Radio lore now in the studio. If you're watching on the video or

if you check on social media, you can see the pictures of it. We now are the proud owners of the bench that Fidel Berg fell asleep on in Vermont, Montpelier, Vermont. Yeah. Uh while you were traveling to a concert, I believe it was uh it was it's so

funny this weekend like it worked out perfectly because uh Eric uh who who was kind of the police chief of police who was I'm not going to say it perfectly the first time they first heard it. Jt reached out and then there's huge. We've we've met them at they've come to KFC radio shows. They've come out of order shows are great.

Great people, right? Don't we have that like yeah, we have Mount Peely police stuff around here. Yeah, it's whatever. Um but they were coming this weekend and Eric had reached out to me and was like, would you like the bench

and I was kind of like, I don't know. I can't obviously I can't put it in my apartment and then I asked you and you like, we gotta have it. God have a bench. I was like, alright, fine. We'll do it in the studio and uh you you were like you were like a 24-hour journey

We're three day three day journey. Yeah, I was on my own Odyssey and It's in Homer over here, I was talking to my parents were here this weekend, too We went to see good night and good luck on Saturday Good fucking clothes the best. Yeah But the so they were here and I was telling I was telling them we were planning Sunday and I was like Yeah, I can get brunch But like I have to be on call Sunday because Eric is coming with this bench and I have to be able to go And I was like actually funny story

I don't ever told you guys this story and my mom was like I know the fucking story John Because she had I would I forget I forgot she had told me So what I do is I was at She had told me, so what I did was I was at St. Michael's College my freshman year, and there was a Thursday night football game at Boston College. It was BC Virginia Tech, early, early in the school year. And my buddy goes to BC, and I grew up a big BC fan,

so I was like, I wanna go to that game. And so I told my mom, I'm coming home, I'm gonna go to the BC game, and she said, "'Do not talk to me until you're back on campus. "'It's crazy you're already doing something like game." And she said, do not talk to me until you're back on campus. It's crazy. You're already doing something like this. And I said, okay, fine. And after the game Thursday night, we got fucking drunk. And we realized that OAR was playing in Toronto, Canada.

And I, being someone who was in Burlington, Vermont, was like, dude, I live right by Canada. Why don't like, I was like, you can come, we'll go. And then you just come crash at my place after and you can come home. And he's like, this is the best idea ever. And so we put in the GPS Toronto and we realized it takes us through my buddies. My buddy went to Hobart, William and Smith. We realized it goes through Hobart and we're like, fucking pick up Graham on the way, dude, this is going to be the best trip ever.

Get into Canada and realize it's nowhere near fucking Burlington, Vermont. Like I was like seven hours from Burlington. I was like, son of a bitch. Um, and uh, so we fucking party that night. We go to this OAR show at the Ice Horse or something like that in Toronto. We go to the Brass Rail Strip Club in Toronto, have a blast and come home. I get to it.

And then I was like, so I had done enough research or Googling since I found out where we actually were that Hobart is in Ithaca, New York, and Burlington is right here. And they're like, they're perfectly parallel. It's like a two hour ride. So I was like, Oh, I'll just take the bus when we get back into the States. And then we get to Hobart, we drop my buddy off. I was like, I'll grab a bus ticket, bus ticket from Hobart or from Ithaca to Burlington goes down to Newport, Rhode Island first. So it's like a two day bus trip. And I had an exam on Monday.

I was like, well, I can't fucking take that one. So I go back to Boston with my buddy, go to South Station. He's like, I'll get you a train ticket. I'll get you a bus ticket. I get on the bus. I tell the woman I'm sitting next to. I was like, don't let me fucking sleep past Burlington. This is my sleeping day.

I have an exam Monday morning. I have to be there. Yada yada yada. The woman sitting next to me is like, I got you. I sleep in days too. I was like, I have an exam Monday morning. I have to be there, yada, yada, yada. The woman sitting next to me is like, I got you. I will wake you up, I promise. I was like, word. I fall asleep immediately. She wakes me up and is like, she's like, I'm so sorry. I forgot to tell you, we're here.

This is your stop. So I jump up and I sprint off the bus. I watch the bus take a right. And then I look around and I go not not Burlington. I was in Mount Peely, Vermont. I went to the one open hotel on the street which they told us the name of it last night but I forget and the guy was like I told the guy my whole sob story. I was like I've been on the road for three days. I don't have any money. I lost my wallet. I lost my phone. My phone

was dead. Whatever it was and I said can you is there anything you can do to help me? And he said you can get the fuck out of here and I was like god right. That's mean dude Yeah, it was probably October in Vermont. I was definitely in a t-shirt backpack and a white man Just privilege I've been hearing about yeah, um, but uh I'm like, I'm going to kill you. Hook it up. That's this is white privilege, man. The **** This is privilege I've been hearing about. Yeah. Um but uh so II leave and the the kicker of the

story is that a Saint Michael's student had just been murdered in Mount Pele. Now, if I'm being perfectly honest, the kicker you say, it wasn't consuming a ton of my brain. I wasn't like horrified like I'm going to get murdered out here. But it was a little piece being like, hey, there's fucking people who murder and people who look just like you. Yeah. And and so I'm like, kind of just walk around the street being like, I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I see a payphone in an alleyway. So I call my brother, my buddy, who had just dropped me off, just bought me a bus ticket in Boston.

And I was like, yo, you got to call this hotel that's open and you got to get me a room and I'm going to go back. I'll sleep for a few hours. I'll get back to campus. And he's like, done deal, done deal. And as that was happening, a car pulled up and just put on its high beams and never turned the car off. And I was like whispering at him, I'm like, dude, I'm telling him about the murder thing.

I'm like, this is a fucking car. And it's just got high beams on, just on me and no one's moving. And I'm thinking he's going to be like, dude, you're an idiot. Don't worry about it. And the press comes back with, put the phone down and run. So I just like throw the phone and take off. And I was running aimlessly. I didn't know where I was going, but I stumbled upon the police station and I went to open the door and just like ask them for help but the door was locked and I was like son of a fucking bitch the police stations closed and That bench was sitting right out front and I was like look they're not gonna murder me in front of the police station So I'll just not a bad sound logic

Yeah And I was like I'll just sleep on this bench. One of the cops coming to work in the morning and wake me up, yada, yada, yada, fall asleep on the bench. Cop wakes up a few hours later. I tell him my stop, sorry. And he's like, come on me, I'll buy you a bus ticket. And he buys me a bus ticket from Berlin, from Mount Peely to Burlington. Uh, I actually do. I forget what I got in the exam, but it's like the only exam I ever did well on.

It was philosophy. I know that and I I don't even know what it was about but I know I did fine because philosophy can just bullshit your way. Yeah. And so anyway, all that happened. I told that story however many years ago, they

found out about it. Eric's the one who gave us the ride. Gave me the ride. So, Eric, now, we took a picture on the bench yesterday and it kind of is one of those crazy things of like that if we had a picture of the first day when Eric is

probably like a beat cop and I'm a **** wayward college kid. Yeah. He found me on a bench and now we're on the bench. He's the chief of police and I don't know. Things are doing things are going. Yeah. Like I was like this fucking cool moment dude. I love it By the way, it is a bench bro

Cast iron like heavy-duty slabs of wood it is like the real deal and he said he said he talked to the city planner in Mount Pele and said he was gonna give it to barstool and He said he's like they'll say you know come visit Mount Peelier and I actually told the Nordens since yesterday that I think this is my only time in Mount Pelee of Vermont so I owe it another trip I gotta go back yeah yeah I've been to Vermont 10 million times but Mount Peelier itself um I don't think I've ever been again so we gotta get like a plaque for it yeah yeah yeah probably maybe dedicated to that dude got murdered I don don't know. That was a woman. It was a woman. Naturally. Yeah.

I love it, though, because this this was like proof of your body of work. This was like there was a period of time early on KFC radio. I guess I don't know now, like now so many podcasts are out there. So many storytellers are out there.

We've heard every ridiculous story under the sun, and I don't think people question anything anymore. But back in the day, it was like every story we told in the podcast. It's fake. Everything was made up. I think that's why I actually stopped looking at it. It wasn't like a direct correlation. Why you stopped?

What? Like I got rid of comments in my life. Yeah, because it was't like a direct correlation why you stopped what like ever I got rid of comments in my like in my life Yeah, cuz it was just like bothered me so much Yeah, I'm not fucking lying. It's a story crazy things happen sometimes It was always like college days like out drinking like that's when crazy shit. Yeah So this was like it was like the movie big fish like in the end when all the all the people from the stories show up And yeah, yeah, and the Sun's like oh shit. It was all true. This one is guy this cop found us It was like it's me. I know he's talking about I'm the one who found him. I saw the bench This is all real and it was like

He came to our live show right yeah, yeah, he had said that What he is and I said yesterday that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had said that, um, what he is, and I said yesterday that the only part of the story that I ever questioned in my head where I was like, it couldn't have been closed. Like a police station closed and he was like, you should have rung the bell. He's like, we do lock up at night, but we are there. It's not closed. It's just locked. It's just locked. Yeah. I probably wasn't in the state to look for a fucking, you're running for your life. But that was the part I always questioned. I was just locked. Yeah, I probably wasn't in the state to look for a fucking doorbell. You're running for your life. You're a murderer. But that was the part I always questioned. I was like, I mean lock it. That would be nuts if there's just no one.

That's also the other part about like a lot of those stories is like, yeah, I don't know the details like yeah I said it was locked. I thought it was closed. It wasn't like and people would be like the police stations don't lock. That's a fake story It's like all right that one part of the story I got wrong. I don't know. But I didn't get it wrong. Well, right? It was locked. But I'm just saying in general, it's like, you know, I know someone who said that it was on a Tuesday, not a Wednesday. Yeah. Okay. I don't know, man. Sorry. I got one part, you know, it was weird when that happened because it was like, it was everything was like, I don't know. And we're telling stories there. I don't know. They're there. First of all, they're real. I've never made up a story ever. But the like also like you're telling a story. So yes, I don't know, first of all, they're real. I've never made up a story ever. But, also, you're telling a story.

So yes, I don't know. I'm not doing the debating of like, I don't know, the door couldn't have been locked though, right? Just tell them a fucking story. And it was locked, god damn it! Yeah, it was like every angle, every detail was vindicated. It was like, fucking told you so. And then you got to, then you know, everybody was claiming all this is fake. You got to run through and be like, well, it's like when these conspiracy theories come true, it's like, well, that one.

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What? Just why did they fucking not believe anything? Well, they just hate her. Like those are people who just don't want it to be true. You know what I mean? They want. I don't know, everything I ever said, it was like, that's fake.

I'm like, fucking not, dude. Like, why would you do that? Really bothered me. Really bothered me. And there was always, there was never like one story, like if there was a big one that was proven false, it'd be like, and then it's the opposite. It's like, well, now you gotta question everything. Yeah. No one ever came forward and was like, uh, I was- This one was by far the most unbelievable. And this is the one that has the concrete evidence. Yeah, yeah. like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was

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Like I was thinking like I'd be on top of the massive like they're going to turn. They're going to be, he's got to see, you know what I mean? Like, you're like, I don't want to be the one who's like, Hey, Hey, you see the fucking most famous bridge in the world, right? We're at 147 meters. That looks like it's 145. But as I understood it, at least my dad, you know, is into naval stuff and his friends

are even more so. And they were saying that like they were, it was like a boat in distress like they were like the Tide had taken them the story I think was something like their engine was off so they couldn't like flip it on and so it was I think it was something like They knew it was coming and they just couldn't stop it to us It looks like it was like you idiots you just drove into a fucking bridge Yeah, you know they were like they had just gotten out of you know off out of the port and like it was they were supposed to be going north and it started to turn south or whatever was so they but that shit of everyone standing up on the mast is like I can

I'm gonna be doing that anymore it would not tradition sounds like it's out the window guess how gangster would be if it was part beautifully I bet you I mean I bet you that was it was so if you're part beautifully. You're like, dude, those guys are standing so **** high. That was sick. I bet you, I mean, I bet you that was it was so if you're not familiar, it was like a Mexican naval training vessel. Yeah. So, I'm sure all those

kids are like, they wanna be the guy on the mass. You know what I mean? Like, that's gotta be like the thing that you do. Uh I mean, the picture like prior to the crash of when they're all on it. Yeah. This is sick. This is great. It's awesome. But you know it's not

awesome when you crash into the Brooklyn Bridge. I mean those the the guys who were like still up there that were like bangling and like flailing around after it hit like Jesus Christ. But uh I also I think about the people on the bridge

too. Imagine you just like driving. See I was thinking about that. I don't think you really see side. See, I was thinking about that. I don't think you really see it. I've driven over the Brooklyn Bridge a couple of times recently. And I don't think I. I don't think you'd see it, but I bet you it's pretty loud.

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. It's one of those things where. I see what you're saying. You're going like slow, but like in terms of the amount of force and you're crashing into it, it's probably like a. Yeah, and if you're on a bridge and just you it's probably worse not seeing the boat. Yeah, because you're just like what the fuck is that?

You're cracking and what the fuck is happening on this bridge? For real. But I mean, just like it's also it is the perfect storm for like tragedy in the sense of everybody was filming it because it's like this big, beautiful boat. It's right by the bridge. And like there's a picture of a girl like arms out on the, on the, like underneath the bridge, you know, like posing basically, like, get me, get the, get the boat behind me. From that like Dumbo, like water street spot. Yes. And then it crashes.

And like it also in the video, people are laughing. They're like, Oh shit. Oh my God. You don't realize that there's going to be, you know, dead people and critically injured people. So it went from like this Instagrammable moment to like, you know, tragedy. Yeah. And yeah, that's true. I realize about that either. That's a great point. And it's again, it's something that like if you, if you see a car accident, an average person knows, oh fuck. You know what I mean? Yeah. Something like this. You're like,

oh, I don't know. The masks are broken. You don't think that there's people up there. You don't know what, you know, what the extent of it all is. Surely there's probably 20 Mexicans standing up there. I think I've seen this before. They put all the Mexicans up top, yeah. It's all, yeah, you're right with like, it is the perfect storm of everything of being like,

headline. Oh, fuck, yeah. Headline, again, it's beautiful. Yeah. It's beautiful. It's going under a beautiful bridge. Having a 9pm. With, fuck. Yeah. Headline. Again, it's beautiful. Yeah. It's beautiful. It's going under a beautiful bridge. Happen at 9 PM. Beautiful skyline. Yeah. It's a fucking beautiful situation. Right. Until it turns chaotic. Yeah. Awesome, as Paz would say.

I forgot to say the one more thing about yesterday. The so when Eric and JT and Jen were coming, I was at brunch with my parents. And I had forgotten this detail of the story. So I was like, do you guys remember the story? And my mom was like, yeah, I remember. You were gone for four days. And when I called her to tell her I was going

to the Virginia Tech game, I was like, she was pissed. She was mad, she said, like, I can't believe you're already doing this kind of bullshit. Like, do not call me until you're back on campus. I don't want to talk to you until you're back on campus. And I was like, okay, we're touching four days. Yeah, and that's why Thursday night,

I was like, look, I'm not gonna talk to my mom until I'm back on campus. Might as well go. We're good. Let's go to another country. The logic of that is so unbelievable. It's like, what I meant was call me back in six hours Let's go to another country. The logic of that is so unbelievable. What I meant was call me back in six hours when you're back on campus, you asshole.

My mom was saying, like, all her friends on day three were like, have you talked to John Henry yet? And she's like, no. I told him to call me when he gets to campus. He'll call me then. She's so gangster. You're a stray cat. Just like, leave the door open.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll make his way back. He always does. That's so good. Four days. I will, the stray cat, because again, further conversation we were having, is like, I was talking about how we did the math. We were at brunch at their hotel and we were doing the math of like where I lived from ages like 15 to 28 and I was like I never thought of myself as like a wandering man yeah I was like I had moved every six months for 15 years that's crazy especially if you count with the college years it's like in and out of this dorm twice a year bro no you can start

when I'm 15 or like you're boarding school right so then I go even four years earlier for a summer right with the Florida for a bit then Vermont for a bit then the fucking blackout tour for two years I was like I was like and then we did New York I'm sorry then New York for a bit then Boston for a bit then blackout toward then New York again then bug I was like and I was doing Newport every summer still so right I was like I was I didn't settle down for like Literally six months until I was 28 I was like, I didn't settle down for like literally six months until I was 28. That is crazy. I mean, I remember thinking about like, it's like, all right, I lived in Manhattan,

but I was on Murray Hill and then the Upper East Side and then the West Side and then Hoboken and it's like an incomprehensible amount of moving. Yeah. This is my first apartment where I've ever been like, okay, I want to be here. It's not like, all right, I'll figure it out in a year. Right. Yeah, it used to be because especially if you're like, my lease is up in a year, it's like you got to start worrying about that six months.

Yeah, it's like this never ending cycle. It's like girls get their periods. They haven't realized that girls are just on their period always because it's either they have it or it's the P of the PMS or it's like, this is lasting longer than usual. There's like a three day window where they don't have it. It's like yeah dude like being chicks, it's like literally three out of five weeks a month. I feel like I feel like shit. Nightmare. It is crazy. Then they get pregnant and shit. It's a whole fucking nightmare. Being a girl, I would just kill myself straight up. What else we got?

I'm fascinated by what's going on with this Diddy case. What do you got? The amount of support that he's getting is kind of crazy. I saw guys in t-shirts that said free Diddy, but I guess they were getting paid 20 bucks an hour. I'm sure. But it's not that they're, it's just more like there's a lot like this is the case where everyone's decided to be like, we gotta be

impartial here. Like she might have Cassie might have been like a willing participant and like all this shit that it's like, I'm sure. Yeah, listen like they he was a monster. He abused her. I'm sure at for at least a decent chunk of that relationship. She was willingly there and did love him and did love the lifestyle and all those things. I get all that. But like when you've seen what's happened to her, I just don't think this is the case to be picking that apart. You know what I mean? Even I saw people like they released the full video.

But she's not on trial. So who cares? That's the fucking, that's my point is like, it doesn't fucking matter. She is not under any sort, there's no charges. We're not trying to prove anything with her. Yeah. I mean, I, you know, I understand why by association, there's certain things that you can prove or disprove about him through her. So, I get it, but like, not really. But what is, but like proving that, are they saying they want to try her next? Which I don't know if

that's the case. No, no. But being like, it's just like, you're right, fine. He did bad shit. But you were doing it too. Like, well, we're figuring out him. So it's like, I'm not on trial here. And yeah, if I am, then we'll have to figure that out. A lot of it is like, there was a time where they were broken up

and she was with somebody else. I think somebody in the entourage was like, let's say the masseuse that worked for Diddy or something. Something like she was with somebody else. I think somebody in like the entourage was like, let's say the masseuse that worked for Diddy or something. Something like that. A chef, masseuse, somebody who's doing service. Like she was like, they broke up and she was with him for a little while and like, and it was okay I guess. And people were kind of like, well, how could she have been

like kidnapped or trafficked if like she was in another relationship and Diddy knew about it and nothing was happening? It's like, I don't know, man. just because they're like, like we're throwing out all of this evidence that we've like seen happening to her because at one point she was with Kid Cudi. It's like, I don't know, but then Kid Cudi got his **** car blown up. Are you saying all this is happening at court or is it? No, no, no, this is like the internet, the public opinion, you know, and I just, I don't know. This is like the internet, the public opinion, you know?

And I just it's just there are people looking at the full 15 minute video of her in the elevators. And they're like, if you really were, if you really needed to get away, you would you wouldn't wait for the elevator. You'd run down the stairs. I'm like, first of all, first of all, stairs. No, you ever try to find a stairwell on a hotel? You could be you could be backed into a corner quick. And also, what if it's the fucking 50th floor for all we know? Did he's on the penthouse? Or I don't know, just because you're waiting for the elevator

does not mean that you're not getting abused. Like these weird little details that people are fixating on. And I mean, I have to imagine this is based out of like they're fans of his and they love his music and they just don't want it to be true or whatever. But it's like, I don't know, they're fans of his and they love his music and they just don't want it to be true or whatever but it's like I don't know they're you know everyone all of a sudden is a lawyer and very specific and very like well this is not proving this that and the other and it's like I don't know if this was somebody you

didn't like you would just be like fuck this guy he's horrible to her. Yeah. Throw him out you know and instead it's very it's like yeah there's text messages of Cassie being like this freak off stuff. I can't believe they actually call it freak off like's very, it's like, yeah, there's text messages of Cassie being like, this freak off stuff, I can't believe they actually called it freak off, like in conversation, he's like, do you want to freak off? She's like, I love a freak off, crazy.

I'm sure they were, she's, you know, kinky, and they fucked like animals and all that shit. That doesn't mean you're not getting abused and beaten, and you know what I mean? Like, I just the the amount of Of excuses being made and on his part and the amount of like shit that they're tearing her apart for is just Crazy to me like the one case where I I thought the world was gonna kind of unite on this Fuck this guy. I don't know. There's a couple details. It's not like what do people just going off on like quotes

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An average person just goes, well, I don't know, something must be going on. Everyone goes, in that situation, I just... Yeah, right. You're not in it. Right. That's a different thing. That is the thing. You wouldn't know how you'd react because if you were in it, you wouldn't be the person you are. You'd be a different person.

And it's like, I mean, I don't know the timelines here, but it's like. He told Kid Cudi he was going to blow up his car and he fucking did. So after something like that happens, you probably don't fuck around yeah, and even the fact that like again I don't know what went which happened first or second But the fact that he did do that Cassie was probably intimately aware that he's the type of guy who can do that Yeah, so when you're like okay now's my chance to get away or whatever Like you come with the king you best not miss. Yes. I better have a fucking clear shot in his head.

And that's for regular ass people getting out of abusive. It takes so many times for abusive people, abuse people to get out of a relationship. Yeah. Where it's like you have to have your, how you're leaving, where you're going, who, you know what I mean? And before all that's lined up, like you don't fuck around because it's always the most Detail plans you'll ever make ever because I think there's all sorts of stats of like

It's like most often women that are killed when they were trying to leave because you know right so like and that's a regular You know dude who is a problem for some of these women now let alone like one of the richest most powerful people in New York City yeah who like could snap his fingers and have you killed. So I'm pretty sure she was probably keenly aware of all of these things. And then even the text messages of her, I guess there was one time where she was like, I want to have a freak off and Diddy was like, you are auditioning for a role or filming an album or something. And he was like, no, no, no, you need to focus.

And they're like, how could that, you know, how could he be the monster if he was the one saying no? And it's like, I'm sure every now and then there was a case where Cassie wanted to have sex and Diddy didn't. That does not mean he's not abusing this girl. Sometimes predators ain't horny too. Even the freak maniacs every now and then just want to roll over and go to sleep, bro.

Come on. Sometimes the T-Rex one hungry. Right? But I can't even imagine her like, and then of course there's like, she got a bunch of money. You know what I mean? She got the settlement from this.

She got the settlement from that. So they're like, oh, she got paid. It's like, I'm pretty sure if you ask Cassie, like, would you rather like have your life back or have this money? You know, maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. Maybe she didn't want the money. But again, that's all like that's the settlements there for a fucking reason. He gave it like I also like talking about money with someone who's just rich,

but Cassie doesn't need Cassie's rich. Sure. She got Diddy's money when they were like Cassie's a rich person. Right. You have more money, but she wasn't like I'm going to swindle this guy. Okay. Maybe she could have been. I don't know. But well, Cassie had enough money to live on. These are the things that people are talking about. It's like she, you know, she, uh, she's with him for all that stuff. And like, this is what comes along. It's like fucking nuts. It's just nuts, guys. It's just, you know, there are instances, I'm sure, where there are people

who are complicit in relationships or, I don't know. It's just like, once you cross the line that he did where he became like a literal monster, and it's not just her, by the way, it's like, okay, fine, let's say the Cassie thing, like she was complicit. Let's go to the producer and the this and the that and like all the other people that he's... But, uh, yeah, it's it is wild sometimes to just see who gets the benefit of the doubt and who becomes vilified. Like there are people who have done far far far far far less, who are, you know, have the scarlet letter and our career's over or whatever. Yeah. And then this dude is like, we have him on camera a note letter and our career's over or whatever. Yeah.

And then this dude is like, we have him on camera like maliciously beating this girl's face and people are like, she did send those text messages though that she wanted to everyone reasonable like no one reasonable is like that. I know

but it's it's just like I just think about from her point of view like and her her new husband. I mean, I'm sure that's a lot for them to go through in general. It's like, imagine just being on trial and it's like, hey, babe, there's going to be a lot of documentation about like me having baby oil gang bangs. Yeah, it's going to see a lot. That alone is a lot to go

through, let alone reliving the abuse and then to have like, albeit idiots and people who aren't reasonable, like you said, but like the fact that that's Kind of a movement at all on the internet. It's got to be fucking infuriating. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it is but like yeah No, I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is imagine like when you finally, you know I do years and years you like build up the courage or that the whole thing with this was that deadline came up with Like the statute they changed it so she had to file a lawsuit and you're like, all right I did it finally and everyone's like you're you're like guilty or whatever it's like fuck yeah fuck you really one of those like lost faith in humanity

moments but I also you know none of this really matters it's like the criminal court and all that shit is actually this is criminal is a civil I don't even know what this federal I think it's federal but it but it's not the abuse. It's all. And that's the other thing is people are like going through with a fine. Everyone now is a expert in racketeering and, uh, and prostitution over state lines and all these things. And it's like, you don't know a fucking thing about this. But that's like, that's what Twitter is. Like we, we learned that during the pandemic, like everyone's going to get an expert about it and like,

you're going to be an expert and it's not going to be fun. And that's what I'm surprised by the way that like assault has a pretty quick statute. It's like a couple years. They have that video of him beating her, but it's like not not invisible. Like it's like I understand some things like thefts or whatever. It's like, yeah, I don't know. You didn't catch me for 10 years. That's over or whatever, but it's like violent like a violent abuse. Yeah's like, yeah, I don't know. You didn't catch me for 10 years. That's over or whatever. But it's like violent, like a violent, violent abuse. Yeah, like it was 24 months.

So you're good. It's crazy to me. Yeah, just common sense shit that that shouldn't really be. But but I mean, it'll be it'll be nuts if he gets off. He can't, right? I mean, I'd be shocked. if he gets off. You can't, right?

I mean, I'd be shocked. That would be truly like there's no there's no like Carmen's world. There's no like justice. But I can't say there's no justice if we haven't read it either, like if we haven't gone through all the evidence, maybe maybe they maybe

we're all wrong. I guess like maybe we're all wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just hoping that like they have again public opinion doesn't really mean much for all we know inside the walls. The jury and everyone's like, oh yeah, this shit's so bad. Yeah. But if it's not. Maybe if we're in the courtroom though, I guess this is clearly of like if I was on that jury and I knew everything that happened and they're like So, you know, they didn't really technically prove that it was like prostitution across state lines. I don't fucking Guilty Little vigilante. Just as I think you know what the doctor ordered in this case

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last week because I wanted to see it just to like have an idea. I didn't know what the movie was about. I don't know anything about it, yeah. It's the Edward R. Morrow who was like a... That's like the, there's an award, the Edward R. Morrow award for radio or some shit? Probably for like the Journalist of the year. Yeah. Yeah. He uh journalist to speak out and like McCarthyism, they

people. It was a lieutenant got fired because his dad worker or something like t like, well, all right, thi Like no one's even seen the evidence. No one knows like what the fuck's going on. And basically it was him versus McCarthy until the Senate voted to censure McCarthy. This looks like so Clooney. Dude, he's sitting in this like solo shot, a chair, smoking a cigar, whatever.

Like it's actually it's going to be on CNN on June 7th. They're going to air the penultimate performance live. Oh, that's cool. Who wants to watch it? It'll be on CNN June 7th. Um, but it's cool too, because in the movie he plays, he's younger. The movie is like 25 years ago. So in the movie he plays the, um, what are you producer?

Uh, he plays the producer, Fred friendly, but in the show he plays Ed Morrow. Oh so he so he did the movie but a different role. Different role. Yeah. Interesting. I feel like when these guys get in their in their stage acting bag is is when they're. Oh that was a really cool thing too in the play bill so like if you you know playbills have like all the actors and it's a big it's a big production good night good luck um And they have all the resumes of every actor and they must have let Clooney write his own. Cause everyone's resumes, they're not, they look like fucking obits. They're like really small little blocks in that same newspaper style. And so it's just like all the productions they've done, their recent

work, all this stuff like their whatever, their mini Wikipedia. And Clooney's just said, George Clooney has not been in a stage performance since the equity or no, he has not been in an equity theater since 1986 in Louisville, Kentucky. So buckle up. I mean, it's a different animal. I saw it. Did you see that clip of Denzel not not too long ago or at least I saw it I don't know when he when it aired they they said the interviewer said something like

You're the only like Hollywood blockbuster actor to blah blah blah blah blah. He was like what? And he was like you're the only Hollywood actor and he's like what does Hollywood mean? What does that mean? He was actually kind of being a stickler And he but he was like I'm a stage actor who also does movies like don't get it twisted yeah, and I Actually thought he was kind of coming across unlikable was like, you know what? He fucking meant really that's surprising cuz every Denzel I'm guessing this was from gladiator cuz like he did a like a press tour for that. I think so

Yeah, and all the clothes he's doing was he's on he's on a no he's in It is a though. It's on. In a King and I or some shit like that? No, he's in, it is a film. It's him and Jill and all. Right, right, so maybe it was that. But it was kind of, I think he just was like not clicking with the interviewer, it was just giving him a hard time. But I was like, it was interesting, because you know, he's done, Denzel has done Broadway

and stuff, but like, he's not a stage actor. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you were to describe him, put him in a box,, he's done. Denzel has done Broadway and stuff, but like, you know, he's not a stage. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, if you were to describe him, put him in a box, like,

he's not. You have done. He's not to. You know what I mean? He's not to us, but if he's stage trained, he's a stage actor. So to him, he's like, this is

probably worst. Yeah. But, you know, I don't think people really appreciate the difference between a play and like, cut, take three, get your makeup done, say three lines, run it back, and all that shit. Oh, speaking of that, I don't think I ever told this on the podcast. So Dave was here like last week, and he was in a car going to some event,

and it was him, Austin, and Pat, security guard Pat. And he sees just these freaks in New York and he gets disgusted in the car and he just goes this fucking city man these fucking freaks everywhere who was it me and Tommy that goes I think that's fights of Tommy. And then they all know, they all like look, they're like, it is, it's fucking Fight to Tommy. We were in the mascot costumes just sprinting through traffic. They don't have video or anything.

No, but that would be like the perfect promo for the fucking. We've been causing fucking scenes throughout New York. Yeah, I was gonna say, you guys are like, you know, you're probably known in these streets out here Yeah, we almost need like a making of I wish I wish somebody was filming you guys filming Look at these fucking freaks this disgusting city. I I hate these people who would ever associate with them They're your employees, sir. And I'm paying for this, too. I'm funding this. I'm the executive producer of this fucking show.

Did they say what he said? I haven't spoken to him. I haven't seen him. It was just Austin texted Tommy, like, you just provided a funny moment in the car and Tommy was What you talking about and Austin explained the situation, but I think his Pat's seen us walk out the door Yeah, yeah time so he was like that's why's it taught me I can't wait for this fucking show man What do you think your average time having sex is? Not length, time of day. In my older years?

Right now, combining everything throughout your life. Right now to this day, all the times you've had sex. Fucking find the median. I would honestly say it's probably smack in the middle of the day. I think I'm I'm I think I'm shockingly because because my times are like probably it's like 2 a.m. or 10 a.m. yeah so I'm like I'm like well so I was gonna say probably not 2 a.m. I'm probably like, uh, Probably like a 9 p.m Like i'm probably like 9 p.m. 9 a.m. So what's the middle of that? That's a 12-hour shift. That's like right in the middle

No, it's not 4 30 10 11 12 1 2 3 3 3 4 o'clock. Yeah, I was gonna say that was my initial guess was gonna be 3 p.m I think i'll make right in the middle. I never thought about before I was like, oh my I just think sex night and Well, yes, but like for me in my later years is morning all day I'm always like Everyone's involved is like we'll get you tomorrow. Yeah You're probably like you're probably Yeah

You're probably like you're probably See I think I think in my life day with you it was not with you That's not usually fucking like a Like when I was in my mid-20s, I probably did I probably was getting some 8 p.m. Some 9 p.m. Yeah 10 p.m. I was a lot of that It depends on if you're like a relationship person or not Yeah, right like if you're if you're not in relationships is probably late-night drunk sex But for I was always like pretty steadily in relationships. So it was like Let's fuck before we go out or like yeah for the night ends or whatever So I was not I don't think I really I probably have not that much 2 a.m. At all really yeah

It is that that's like even like I was I was my dick was not that much 2 a.m. at all. Really? Yeah. It is, that's like... Even in like... Also, I was, my dick was never working at 2 a.m. I was either like, we're getting it now or I'll get you in the morning. Very rarely was I able to do it. He's like, all right, get on, get on! Thumb it! Thumb it in there!

Yeah, I don't know why I was thinking about that the other day, but... That's a great question. Your average time. I think it's in the dawn hours would be mine. Right? Dawns in the morning. Dawn hours.

No. Yeah. The birds chirping. What do you prefer? It's a great question. Have you heard of the fuck first theory? It's like all these fucking like relationship, TikTok couples and stuff like that. I'm not sure if that's a good question. Have you heard of the **** first theory? It's

like all these **** like relationship, TikTok couples and stuff like that. We'll put out these, you know, act like experts or whatever but I actually agree with this one is that like before you go to dinner, before you go out, all

that **** first. Oh, I like that. So, like they they do these little skits where they're like on their way out the door dressed up and they're like, wait, **** first. It's obviously a little bit. Well, dude, once you hit like 30, there's nothing worse than walking home from a good dinner and being like, we gotta have sex. She's going to want to fuck with me.

I just want to catch the third period. Yeah. But that's why I, I, I'd have to imagine. Bro, if you could tell young, just a young boy, young man, who's on the precipice of puberty, if you're like, Dude, you're gonna... It's not dreading sex. It's not like, I love sex. There's gonna be times where you've won no part of sex.

When you're like, no fuck, get away from... Get that pussy away from me! Down, girl, down! Get out! I... I can't get down also, like, if we've fucked... Oh,'ve fucked almost we're not going out after that oh So you're fucked first, but then we order yeah Yeah, like I I'm like I can't tell you how many times like

Water is boiling to put the pasta in and I'm like wait hang on let's Like not even not a fancy night not a date night not a dinner like I'm in the middle cooking dinner I'm like once I eat this like bowl of pasta So let's just go do this. It's only gonna take like six minutes Really but by the time we could put the pasta in and I'll come back and I'll be like I'll dent they'll be perfect You know Who put the pasta in a glove sack will come back? We'll give it a few more minutes and we'll get that pasta out. Literally, I'm laughing, but that is literally it.

That to me is, uh, that's the perfect night. Like I, you know, cause there's also just, that's the worst thing you ever do. You ever pause, like kind of watching a movie, watching a TV show and you're kind of doing some pet and then the pet and gets a little heavier And you're like, alright, let's bang and then you get done banging You're like fuck we gotta rewind the movie now and then it like you missed an establishing shot Alright so they were in this house Don't know how we would ever caught up if we didn't even get to the punch line Nobody else even came on camera here.

Yeah, I, there's just something about like it looming. It's like your night's not done until you fuck, you know what I mean? So I'd rather get all that shit done and then you can have your dessert, get in your pajamas, start the movie, light the fire, whatever else you're going to fucking do. But until that stuff is done, you can't do anything else. I'm a big fan of Fuck First. I'm a big fan.

I also think, like there was a long period of time where people were like, I've never had sober sex, like when we were younger. And I was like, again, being in relationships, I was like, that was actually kind of one of the, like as much as like looking back, I wish I was single more often and like had more fun, fuck more people.

It was like, I always like got to do what I wanted at night. Like, like I would, the nights were fun. Cause I wasn't like worried about going home with somebody. Yeah. It was like, I'm going to stay out all night where I'll do the extra shot or we'll watch the full game or we'll go to the next bar or whatever. And, uh, and sober sex is always a, I liked it. Some people like, I can't, I'm not good at it, but it is more enjoyable, I think. Dude, I used to love the... you're talking about like hating that looming over? Dude, I would love.

Only if I was in a relationship, particularly one relationship. I had one relationship where a girlfriend really didn't like period sex. And that's fine with me. It's not my favorite thing either. We don't want to make a fucking mess of the house. That's cool. That to me is a thing where it like, I don't know. You got you got to really be into fucking like I just I don't

need it. That. Yeah, I can get you next week. Yeah, is that right? You know three weeks if you if you want to have sex while you're on it. I'm down if you don't I'm not going to fucking fight you. But what the hell babe? I got blue balls yeah yeah

those guys to me it's a little bit like okay yeah that bad but when I had that girlfriend in particular and she'd be like I'm on my period I would be like yeah governor's coming off tonight baby I'm having 30 drinks tonight I would would get so jacked up dude if I... Shots! Let's get some shots at the table! I don't have to fuck tonight! There also was a period of time I remember as a young man, this is a young man's game where if it was like oh you're on your period I'm getting hit tonight. Now it's like, now that's at this age it's like oh you're gonna be like uncomfortable and like in pain and agitated and you're gonna suck

My dick. I don't think so That is so funny though that really is like For as much as I really do think like when most girls are like I have like just as much sex drive as men It's like no you fucking know no you don't you never made like horrific life decisions based on even the period stuff cracks me up where it's like Imagine there was a world out like just outside of sex if I was like if you do this thing Your dick will be covered in someone else's blood Whatever it is. I'm not doing it and then

Please please can I can I get in there? I'm the guy in fucking seven Where that guy is he's a good actor great actor he imagine that being like okay? Here's the scene. Yeah, you just fuck somebody definitely night So you did that a little too well, dude. I don't know how you summoned that. He's in one other thing that I really pictured him in. I want to say it's like fucking the fugitive or US marshals or something like that. Right there. Leonard

Yeah, him. That's the knife guy? Yeah. Man. I don't remember. He's in all the takings, huh? I'm not gonna say Leonard. Uh that movie it is not well reviewed dude Denzel Angelina Jolie and my guy Leonard fucking movie rocks it is funny to think like you know you look back again this is why I still believe no matter what people say that music and entertainment there really was like a little golden era back then where things were that much better if you you would tell people now there's a movie with Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie, that absolutely sucks.

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We have to address what's going on in the sports world right now. Ah. I don't think I've ever seen anything lamer than the people literally raining on the Knicks literal parade. Yeah, but like it's it's incredibly lame but they it's every every team does it too like oh that's your Super Bowl that's your **** totally but

it's but it's gone on. It's everybody. It's like Paul Pierce and the analysts are doing it. Dante Dante is like suicidal over this. Uh the only thing that is oh my god Dante is like he's like like there was a video of the the celtics bus Like slowly leaving. Yes, and then nix fans were like filming it and they were kind of in the way But it wasn't I mean, that's the bus just like slow rolled away

Yeah, and Dante was like look at this fucking trash like I was like, it's just a bus driving away, dude I thought they were gonna like throw stuff at the like break the windows or something It's like literally just a bus driving away and he was like, it's just a bus driving away, dude I thought they were gonna like throw stuff at the like break the windows or something It's like literally just a bus driving away and he was like, yeah, like I mean every tweet is is like this from Nanta He's he's like flipping out about this the only people I saw Mick Mick man and greenie were like the Knicks beat us the next beat They think they definitively beat the shit out of that team. Not beat the shit out of them, but like handled their fucking business. So again, from what I saw, yeah, obviously it's probably easier for me than anybody since I'm not really... I root for the Celtics, but you guys are a great silver place for me.

I'm happy to root for you guys. I'm happy you guys are going to win. So this is what I don't understand. I mean, I do... I know exactly where it's coming from. It's coming from. It's New York. It's. There's jealousy about the city, the people, the life. And then there is an element I get of like, why have the Knicks been like crowned, like treated like a crown jewel of the NBA when they haven't won? I get that. Yeah. But all the more reason, like that's the point. Like, like I likened it to almost like the cubs and the red socks like I mean at this point you know nobody was like that 86 years and 108 years but we're at 50 yeah and like so for a vast majority of a lot of us like nothing in our lifetime and so it's

like a curse and if along the way of breaking one of those curses, you get excited like this. Like, I just don't, I feel like maybe I'm wrong. Were people doing that with the Red Sox and the Cubs when they were like getting excited along the way? You're kind of like, oh, they're like finally going to do it. And instead the Knicks, it's like act like you've been there before. It's like we fucking haven't, dude. Yeah. We haven't been here in 25 years.

We have not been here before. It's hard to compare because like, you know, 2004 social media was like, yeah, my friends in high school did make fun of me because I went to a high school where people were from everywhere. So like we were the love. We were like, ah, you're the lovable losers. This is like the hateable losers. Yeah. And I feel like that way with the Mets too. It's like when the Mets were, you know, making a run last year, there was like a lot of people rooting against them and I'm like, you're rooting for like the Dodgers right now?

Like, over the. But there's also again, I don't like it in my world. There's people rooting for you. Like, my parents are happy. Like, there's. Yeah. Yeah. There are like lovable loser aspects of it too. Social media is going to be angrier and

meaner but like, it's, it's, it look, I wish the Celtics won. It's definitively cool that the city is fucking jacked up It's cool to be innocent. Yeah, like there was a clip of precious to a like Walking I think just like out of the arena and he crossed the street and went over to the fans were like behind the barricade And he like high-fived the mall and was talking watching his city embrace a team and a team embrace a city is definitively cool like I mean, I mean, I's cool no matter where it's definitively cool. I mean, I guess I hate Boston, so it was the other way around.

But I don't know. I would find something to make fun of. Don't get me wrong. But I don't think, I think that when people are like, you did this for the second round, it's like, yeah, we do this for the second round. We do this for the regular season. We did it for the first round three years ago.

So yeah, obviously we're doing it for game two. Literally. Yeah. Like there are, you win a big regular season game in New York right now, you'll get a little block party. I think that's cool. I can understand people saying like, you know, you're doing it too early, but it's like, we are so into it and so like jacked up that like every night's a party. That's cool. I can't even if you think it, if you want to like, you know, you don't want to give any credit, whatever. But to be like, if you're like the face of this, like again,

Paul, Paul Pierce, he's kind of a clown, but he's like an analyst. You know, and he was like, they beat up an injured Celtics team without Tatum. I'm like, fine. But that's what happened. That was the team they had to play. But they also beat the team. They had to play. They beat Tatum. I'm like, fine. But that's what happened. That was the team they had to play. But they also beat the team. They had to play.

They beat Tatum three times. Right. So people try to claim that the game he was injured was not like that. It was over. Yeah. They said it because he was about it's crazy. So I get it when there's desperate fans like the Dante's of the world. I understand.

But some of the people who are a little more established Playing this angle is it's a weird thing that we do just like as society like this happens in every good city like some fans are assholes some fans are bandwagon some fans are nuts and like every Every time it happens in a city look what these fucking idiots are doing like I it's kind of what we're talking about with Josh Yesterday where it was like Talk about being anti ring chasing or ring ring whatever you want to call it commentating and I agree with that Post career, I think I'm sorry. I I think post career you can start being like well Did he even get a ring but like dirt while games are happening? It's just do we want to lose we haven't like right if we won, I'm having fun. If we lost, I'm mad.

That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Do you see the the billboard guy? That guy's iconic. Yeah, I don't know if it was easy to get up that I feel like it was probably harder to get down. I feel like that's one of the things you get up there. You're like, this is sick.

I think you're like, but I mean he was he was in his slides. He was in flip-flop. It looks like there's got to be a ladder on the back of it Right there were like five people up there. Yeah, I think it's more like there's just like kind of scaffolding on the side But I don't think it's like a ladder ladder I think it's like definitively dangerous, but I don't think it's as hard as is it right cuz like when I first I was like How the hell do you even scale a screen? Yeah, but on the back. There's probably something right? I have I found myself in a

something. Right. Um II found Wait, what was Friday? Friday was a game. You were at the. were shooting on the Upper home from 95th and I got on So like I got, I took a subway home from 95th and I got on the subway and it was just me, five kids, five like eighth grade to sophomore year. And three of them were bigger, four of them, no, I think it was four kids. Three of them were bigger and one was just a kind of like a little run to the group. And he just looked at me and I had like, I don't know, I think I got a Fast and Furious

t-shirt on, sunglasses on. And he just looked at me, he's like, Hey man, you going to the game? And I kind of smiled and I was like, nah, dude, I'm, uh, I got a Fast and Furious t-shirt on sunglasses on and he just looked at me He's like a man you going to the game and I kind of smiled and I was like nah, dude I'm uh, I'm just heading home. You don't want me at the game. I'm a Celtics guy and he was like what? He got up and he like started like walking around the fucking bus The train and he's like man you like the Celtics and I was like, yeah He's like you fucking going down and I and I was like now you guys are and then the bus Get the train gets to another stop and people start coming on and there are people in some Knicks jerseys and he's like Right and and I'm like, ah and like everyone started like to fuck you and like but like we're all having fun

like it was like a great time and And I was laughing and then more in every stop, you know, we're coming down from 95th. Sure. And we're on the one. And we're getting closer and closer. So we're getting closer and closer to MSG. So like more and more Knicks jerseys are getting on the train.

And he's letting all of them know. Right? OK. Joke's over. Joke's over. Hey, he's like, hey, hey, this guy's a Celtics fan. And about, I forget where it was. Maybe Columbus Circle.

They just started chanting, fuck, fuck. Was it fuck Fuck Boston fuck Boston. Yeah, fuck Boston And he's jumping up and down bouncing up and down the train car going And then he fucking there was like a foreman like coming home from work, you know I like the Milwaukee bags guys arm around that guy he's going, let him know you got the wrench Mr. Foreman, let him know you got the wrench. The whole place going, fuck Boston. That's great. It was awesome dude. It was so much fun. It's like the best subway ride I've ever had. Those are funny though because those, all it takes is like one, it's a powder keg. You know what I mean? Like that Pacers fan was kind of getting heckled and

it was okay until someone hit him in the head with a bag of garbage. And then it was like, oh, we turned a corner here, you know? Honestly, he's lucky. You can't be going into that. I am fully humble. I really don't like when people start fighting, shoving touching but when you are especially right now going into 7th Avenue dress in opposing colors or being a dick like you're asking for it. Yeah, you really are. Like and that also wasn't that was embarrassing but that was not like you didn't get hurt. Yeah, I didn't have the bag of garbage. It was like a fucking chair. Bag of garbage is probably the best thing that could happen to that guy. But I

you know, I feel like nobody should do that. But also you got to be aware of what what you're putting yourself potentially in the middle of if you're going to do all that. But I, I, yeah, I made a video that I really didn't even think was that. I just made a video being like. Nick's fans have been through a lot, and that's why this is happening. Yeah, and it has like been embraced by everybody. It was really nice. It's so awesome.

Like a million views and everyone's resharing it. Yeah. Like this is why and I was like, oh wow. This is usually when I do sports videos, they're kind of just like I do them because I like sports but they don't like perform well for me and this thing is fucking ripping. Everybody because you can't have it both ways. It's like people have been making fun of the Knicks for 25 years more than just you're a bad team. They are an immortally bad program.

They have the worst executives. They made the worst moves. They had the worst luck, the worst picks, the worst trades, the worst contract, all of that. If you're going to make fun of us for 25 years about that, when we now win, you can't just be like, actually you've been there before. You have been documenting

for the past two and a half decades just how bad it has been. So now you have to recognize that it's good. So there's a reason why people are that jacked up. So. It's almost, almost like what you're saying. Like, imagine if someone told you there's a Denzel movie and an Angelina Jolie movie and it sucked. It's like, what if I told you Phil Jackson was the president of the New York Knicks? And it was a nightmare.

What have I told you that there is a New York franchise, their arena is in the middle of Manhattan. There were billions of dollars. It's called the Mecca of basketball. And they're the worst team in the league. All that is it's not just your average bad team. It's not just like we were the Bucks and we were bad for a long time and then we won a championship.

It's like, no, you have all the expectations and delivered in the worst way imaginable for the last really five decades minus a little run in the 90s and Now I have John Stark's Jersey. I was actually thinking about that on the subway here. I was having this very conversation and I was like a New York fan I Like until I was like five then my dad put the kibosh on it Yeah, but I had a dad like beat that out of it, but he was the one who'd always bring me Yeah, like I was a New York fan cuz we came to Rangers games with his friend Jamie and we came giants game

He probably real quick was like, oh, wait a minute. Yeah But I had a Jason Seahorn Jersey, I had a John Starks Jersey and a Mark Messier Jersey Wow, you really were Yeah, I never really Trinity right there. I like them all inahorn jersey, I had a John Starks jersey, and I had a Mark Messier jersey. Wow, you really were. Yeah. I never really had one. The holy trinity right there. Everyone knows. I liked them all individually. I just, I, I, and my, if you asked me like,

was I a fan of any New York teams, I would have said yes, the Rangers. Um, and then I just kind of like liked other players. But I guess if I had three New York jerseys, I guess I kind of did like New York. Yeah, you were. But again, like, me and my dad would come down here all the time and go to games, so no shit.

I liked him when I was five years old. Right, I'm sure he was doing that just being like ah It's like this fun thing for me my kid But we're Boston fans and then at the day that you know they won the cup or whatever he was probably like oh wait a minute Yeah, I'm about to like lose my son here. They won the cup and he took down all the Rangers. Yeah Yeah, it's all fun and games They win a fucking cup by the way How did you get anything done over the course of 20 years? Because like every single night, now that my teams are good, I have an appointment.

I can't make plans a week in advance, because I don't know if there's gonna be a plan for it. You're drunk every night, you're eating like shit every night, you're fucking tired every day. Especially when the Celtics and Bruins were in it like every year. Celtics and Bruins were in it every year? Patriots were in it every year? But particularly when they're both going on at the same time. It was like, we have a stream tonight, tomorrow, the next night, the next night, like it never ended. It's an extra three months of, or two months of like, I have something to do every night. It's fucking important.

And you can't play because you don't know when games are. Like I'm looking ahead to finals games scheduling out. Yeah, you got to. It's legitimately... You got's legitimately smart about it. And it's one of those things where it's all I do. So I don't but looking back on it now, like now that I don't do things the entire playoffs, I'm like, God, that was it was fucking crying. Yeah, like I'm almost like thinking about things where it's like,

I thought I was going to have a nice little like slow start to the summer. Maybe take some time off. It's like, no, was gonna have a nice little like slow start to the summer maybe see it take some time off it's like no no now actually have more more it is it is you're in the prime yeah sucks for you yeah you're like in your 20s it's fucking awesome but like like now again what you're saying like I look at it now and thinking like damn even watching like I watched the Leafs Island at least Panthers last night and I it was great to just watch it and do anything but usually it's like well we play again tomorrow night and we play last night and The Celtics played in between the Leafs are just

They never they never I think Ryan when he said they never disappoint it's like great. It's insane Every time I saw a lot of Leafs fans. They're the same thing as you. Yeah. Well, I said like, I cannot imagine what would happen if the Knicks win the title. Like from Seventh Avenue to Ninth Avenue was like shut down. Yeah. Like if they win the championship, I think the entire island, if not all five boroughs would be like shut down. I'm not even kidding. Like I really think think it would be like the city might have to give everyone a day off or something. I really think it'd be that crazy.

And I had a lot of Toronto fans being like, the Leafs got you beat. And my reaction was like, no, no, no. Then I was thinking about Canada and hockey and it is that important, so maybe. But it's kind of like Kanye, I guess we'll never know. I don't think you're ever going to do it, dude. The Leafs haven't beat the Bruins in the playoffs. We sold a t-shirt last year since Dwight D. Eisenhower was president. Like that's, I don't know. Eisenhower was what, the 40s? Was he World War II? Eisenhower dropped the.DR was World War II or was FDR the New Deal? I think who dropped the bomb Truman or Eisenhower? Eisenhower.

Wait we I mean I can. Truman did. Yeah. So, Eisenhower was probably, yeah, like in the 50s. It doesn't matter who it was. But it was a long fucking. 75 years ago. But yeah, so, no, it's probably Eisenhower. 53, 61 is probably Eisenhower. But like, that's insane. What you're speaking of with the Mets, like Toronto, home of the H hall of fame. Like it is, it's, it's I mean they are, it actually is similar to like New York, the Mecca and all that shit but it's like you don't ever fucking win. But my only thing would be, it might be Montreal would be like the fair Mecca. Toronto has the hall of fame but personally I think of, I think of hockey, I think of like Montreal

being the best place. It's probably similar to Celtics and Knicks. It's like, you guys are the Mecca but like all the banners, you know what I mean, like it's probably them to Celtics and Knicks. It's like yeah you guys the Mecca But like all the banners, you know what I mean? Like right is probably them but they they have won a bunch like in the past right or no the leaves Yes, but like Many many year when it was like original six the old thing like yeah beating were they winning like every year? No, the original six that was Montreal Montreal was winning every year because when the original six happened you had Toronto not original six They were oh yeah, but Montreal still won like

Montreal was and then they had in the 80s with Patrick wah Early that went into the 90s Patrick wah playing in the 80s like late 80 like 90. I feel like 92 My my like youth sports are all based around 1992 because 1992 the year in sports the sports illustrated VHS I watched that one on the Everything about that. Yeah. Oh So I know they won the cup that year Patrick Wawa was the goalie, but I think that like they were on a run So he'd either bled into the 80s or went more into mid 90s. I'm not positive

But yeah, he was he's a Canadian guy, but they're fucking when the original six started you had to play with players from your area the I mean I'm partial to New York obviously and basketball is a sport I don't think there will be anything like a Knicks Championship. Yeah, but hot hockey in Canada is crazy. Yeah, I mean dude They were booing their team in the second period last night It's game seven For nothing to nothing But props them they knew we're going like we've seen this fucking movie before But props them they knew where we're going like we've seen this fucking movie before In the second period I mean but like has there been?

Antics like the Knicks fans like in this little up to the second round like I haven't seen I don't know I just can't I can't Can't imagine any of the Knicks fans are just fucking nuts. Oh by the way. I don't even want to give him any attention hands are just fucking nuts. Oh, by the way, I don't even want to give him any attention. Fuck Trey Young. That was the lamest shit I've ever seen. He just tweeted, by the way, the thunder crowd is louder than the Knicks crowd. And it's like Trey Young had this quick little rivalry for the one playoff series where he did win and he was good. So, you know, and I'm not trying to downplay it where there's nothing with Trey Young. Like there is. They hate Trey Young. I love the fact like you celebrate a Celtics win and it'll just be like, fuck Kevin Durant,

fuck Trey Young. But but this is very clearly like. He he wants there to be a next rivalry. You know what I mean? I don't know. I think it's funny. I was talking about this yesterday with Soto and the Yankee stuff. I think it's funny when teams do like the player does what they're supposed to do and the fans do what they're supposed to do.

And it's like, all right, we got a little rivalry going. We got some juice here. Like there is one. There was one. But like it's not like, you know, they got a little rivalry going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got some juicier. But that's where there is one, there was one, but it's not like they had the one playoff series. If it was like we've won. But it's still ongoing. Like you guys still hate Trae Young, and Trae Young still hates him.

Yes. But the only thing I'd say is I think that the last 10 matchups, he stunk in the Knicks have won. You know what I mean? He won the playoff series. So it's like. You know, that's a big, big check for him, but since then he's been like garbage and it's not like the Hawks and Knicks have like this thing.

Yeah, I mean, the I actually yeah, because last last eight games against the Knicks, I like what Trey Young is trying to do, but he's just not good at it. Well, OK, that's my point. It's like it's what you're doing is very transparent and I think it's a little too try hard and like if there if someone that's what I'm saying. But he's just not good at it. Well, that's my point. It's like I

it's what you're doing is very transparent and I think it's a little too try hard and like if there if someone asked him that question and he just answered it but it's like you logged on to say that on purpose for a reason. Yeah. And you know. And

this this isn't a tweet but this also happened last night and this is like this I started dying laughing. This is perfect. It's it's Brad Marshand last night after game seven. Brad Marchand, in case you don't know, is 5-0 against the Maple Leafs in game seven. He was probably the best player on the ice last night. Two assists, one goal. He's a gangster. He's a fucking gamer, man. And he gets to his press conference last night and

he goes, talking about the Leafs, because they've been working in building something really big here for a while and they were different brand of hockey this year they're getting crucified and I don't think it's justified five and oh against them in game sevens a good group of guys over there I think that that's funnier than being like yeah they suck yeah yeah the back edge and then one of the maple leafs fan quote tweeted and We didn't said houses made of sticks and straw have worked fine for years said the wolf I don't think the sudden rush for brick houses is justified By the way speaking of the Yankee fans with so though The bleacher creatures are the fucking losers dude. They are they are tough these days

There was a time where the bleacher creatures were a cool thing The roll call was like popular. They were like a scary bunch in the bleachers Now it is that the turning the back thing. I thought it was so corny I that I like to but I didn't know paths paths enlighten me a little bit about like The quotes and stuff like that, but I saw the clip I didn't see that until the other day, but I saw the clip of the booing and then Soto tipping his cap. I loved that.

I loved- That's how it should have been the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. The turning it back is like, and this is what the Bleacher Creators do. It's all very coordinated. They have roll calls and they have like, you know,

but to me it's like a, that just means that there was some, and I'm pretty sure they're like the leader Of the it used to be that guy bald Vinny You remember him and he was like a scumbag trash New Yorker Yeah, kind of like fat-faced JJ where it was like I want the typical asshole Yankees fan You know, I believe at least one video I saw recently The leader is like this like Ned Flanders looking motherfucker. He's like a like card collectible guy

And so that that kind of loses its lustre right there And so the fact that that means that like they showed up and that guy was like they had a meeting you know Okay, here's what we're gonna do guys when he gets her wrong and turn around It's all right back on us, so we're gonna turn our back on him and to me that just it loses all the yeah Yeah, you know he played one for a hundred It really is it's very it's like, you went on one date with that girl. And you're acting like you were married. Yeah, the sex was great, but it did not last long.

And I mean, like there are, you would think it was like, Johnny Damon didn't catch as much heat going, he's Red Sox. You know what I mean? There are people who switch after a career amount of time to go to a rivalry. This guy was like a hired gun for a season, like get the fuck over it or you don't have to get over it. They're not going to get over it. I understand why, but it does. It just loses, you know, it doesn't have as much teeth when it's like you're doing these kind of like corny, organized things for a guy who was not like a Yankee.

Yeah. I mean? But as a fan, what's fun is beating your rivals and hating your rivals. And if your rival doesn't play ball, then it's not really as fun. And I thought Soto was kind of playing ball. Yeah, he's smiling. You want your rival to do things that you can be like, fuck you, you son of a bitch. And I kind of like that. Yeah, he's smiling. You want your rival to do things that you can be like, fuck you, you son of a bitch.

And I kind of like that from Trae Young. But the, like, I wasn't aware of the fact that he sucks and you guys don't really care about him. But you're saying like, he does come up a lot. Yeah, you know, there's something there. It's not like there's nothing. But Nick's fans should react to this by just never speaking about him again, because that was where his juice was always. And like, you look at the Cob Jordans or Reggie Miller's like I love MSG more than anything

And then you did like discredit that yeah, that's kind of your whole thing dude You know by the way the one last thing about the Knicks. This is the coolest thing in the way Oh my god, but Nick history so fun was that Brunson just waving to the crowd is fucking it was actually what that was game that was one of they got blown out in game five yeah yeah when he when he when he got fouled out yeah he just fell down 30 and then now it's just forever so here's here's here's what's funny though I'm watching all these games with Shay Shay is really into watching sports. Keegan plays sports, doesn't really watch it. Shay really likes to watch the Knicks.

And so I'm watching her develop into a sports fan. And God bless her heart, she's just so pure still that she doesn't worry about mushes and superstitions and stuff. And she was watching that game. She's like, we're up by 30 and it's not even halftime. It's over. I was like, say that be quiet. She's like, no, I mean, it's over, dad. And I was like, so I'm just watching her be like this, you know, non jaded non

bitter fan. And meanwhile, I on the other side, the Knicks were probably up 35. And I'm texting Clem and I was like, do you think I can tweet out the Jalen Brunson waving? I don't know, man. And I was like, and I remember having the same exact logic with the Patriots 20 to 3. At halftime, I was like, I had a tweet queued up of Lady Gaga jumping off the roof. And I was like, Patriots fans right now, like jumping off the roofs, you know? And I was like, should I send it? Should I not? Because I really, I don't know about anybody else, but I was like, I was not surprised by that comeback.

I was waiting for it to happen. But my logic was, if this comeback happens, I'm going to be suicidal anyway. Yeah. So what's one tweet Cold Takes Exposed where everyone's laughing at me on top of that? That's just sand to the beach versus this is my one chance to run up the score a little bit. So I'm going to take my shot. Yeah. Had the same exact thought. If the Celtics come back from this, like we're in a world of hurt regardless. So I might as well get some fun in. And I was tweeting texts with Pavs, text with a clam, like should I do it?

I was like, fuck it, I'm doing it, I'm just doing it. I was like, I'm afraid to talk shit when I'm up by 40 points. Because that's how much I've been beat down and battered by this goddamn life as a sports fan. That was, I remember being like, I think we won. I think we can I think we could take out the starters it was like a 42 point lead I was watching at a bar and every time we would be up 35 every time they hit like two threes and

because they did they went over a 90 run quick and I was like this could go real fast a group of like a massive massive group of mix since everybody would be the side we're up 40. Get back to back three. Till I don't even think like I don't know what it would take for me to shake that. Like the Knicks, Mets, Jets could all win a title and I still think I'd be like every time. You know what I mean? It's decades of like ingrained like behavior, you know, that I just don't know

if I could ever shake. You shake it. You win. You win. You shake it. How long before you like, you know, we're not like like when the Red Sox won one where you're like alright We're good I think I think you're the sock because you also won it in such a definitive fashion with the Yankees

You know yeah like like had you just beaten like The fucking Indians to get to the World Series and then beat the Rockies or whoever be like alright But you haven't like exercise the demon yet. You know what I mean? Beating the, you know, it was like. What also helped was the Pats had already won three. So that was, the Pats had won three and was like, okay, we're not a cursed region. City, yeah.

It's so funny when you have logical talk. Alright, so it's not the black magic. It's not sorcery, we know that. And then it was, but then it was like, but maybe the socks are? And then they won in 04 and I then it was like, but maybe the socks are. And then they won in 0-4. And I was like, we're just good. We're just the best.

And then we were the best for 15 more years. I can't even, I cannot wrap my head around it. I really can't fathom it. I recommend it. I recommend it. Highly recommend. Yeah. 10 out of 10.

Would do again. During the Knicks game, when they were up 40, Soto went to the plate with three men on or two men on and like it was and everybody's attention just shifted there for like one second. I was like this is, I've never experienced anything even close to. Yeah the night that like I guess it was game two maybe and the Mets had like a big win or a walk off or something and I was like it's probably the best 12 hours of my sports life like ever right now. Thank God, shout out to the Knicks for just nobody giving a fuck about the Subway Series game. I was like, eh, whatever. I actually, I don't know how it went, but I was, if I didn't go to the play, I was like, I think Friday night I was just looking for stuff

to do on the weekend. I was like, I actually might check out Subway Series game. Fuck Yankee Stadium. Go to City Field. Yankee Stadium definitely sucks. I've never been to a game at City. I went to Blink-182 at City. City is like great baseball experience all around. And I'm not just saying that. It really is. And then I saw a lot of Yankee fans' tweets this weekend that I guess the Yankees are doing like a lot of extra, they're playing like music all the time. They're playing sound effects all the time, and like all Yankee fans hate it. I'm like, this is so great. If you hate your own product, it's the best. All right, we're gonna get into our interview with Michael Turner. We haven't done voicemails in a little while. We're gonna get back on the horse with that.

So we'll start next week. Everybody make sure you submit your voicemails, videos. Head over to any of the social media channels, KFC Radio, and you'll see the link to submit your video. And we will get back on that. It's probably the longest we've gone without doing some voicemails. So we gotta get the people back in the mix. But for today, call in with some timely ones, please. And specific ones for Pavs and Jackie, please. I don't know why I just saw Pavs and I was like, I bet he's got some dumb stuff to say. Yeah, our girl Jackie's out on jury duty, by the way. So. Oh yeah. We not said that. Yeah, I don't think. Our girl Jackie's out on jury duty

by the way. So, oh yeah, we not said that. Yeah, I don't think Jackie's on jury duty. She's got some. Hopefully, she can tell him but she's got some great stories. I'm hoping you know if I know Jackie, I'm sure something ridiculous is

happening. Oh, by the way, nevermind. We'll talk about Jackie's insane text when she's back on the show too. The hairs. Yeah. She's a nutcase. She really is. The things that come out of her brain. It's just like, but anyway, so submit your voicemails. We'll get back to that next week. And right now it's Michael Turner on KFC radio.

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gotta get out of here. You know what I mean? So that was yes, it wasn't really a thought of mine to be like Oh, I'm in this like this small town and I got bigger things to do. It was like we're gonna go to the city I'm gonna live in the city I wonder sometimes if I lived somewhere else came up in a smaller place Dude, if I would have had that I feel I was seeing that the other day because I don't think of myself as someone Who was like I got to get out of here or anything like that Yeah, and for some reason I was I was just thinking about I don't know I was high and I was just kind of just thinking about my life and I like did the math on where I live from ages 14 to 28. Yeah. I lived in like 12 like 12 different places. The whole city is like like like dude I was in I mean technically if you want to start at 15 I did summer in Salamanca, but then from there it was like I

Went so I lived in Massachusetts and then it became Rhode Island and back to Mass back to Rhode Island So like I'm counting those as okay, but then to Vermont Rhode Island Florida Rhode Island New York Boston New York, Boston, New York. There was like from 15 to 28. Like every year. 15 to 28 every six months I moved.

And I never thought of myself as a person who was on the road or on the go or a person who was traveling. There are people who never move once. I know, dude. I'm from Cincinnati, bro. I go back and these cats are like, you might get a new apartment or something, but you're in the same town your whole life. Some people haven't left like they think Kentucky is far away. Yeah, right. You

can see it across the river. Yeah, but I I probably would be one of those guys. I don't think you would dwell. I don't know. I I just I'm not a big like I don't think you're fancy if you're from New York or LA or whatever I think you can be in since he could be in Arizona. You might be in Milwaukee and Maybe maybe it's more of a modern thing with the internet or whatever You can be wherever you can be in a small market and kill it you can what yeah, and I don't I Just don't put stock in the facts like you happen to be born in a different place than me So I think you're like fancy or smarter better more popular. I don't put stock in the fact that you happen to be born in a different place than me, so you think you're fancy or smarter or better or more popular. I don't believe that.

But it might just be convenient that the place I was born happened to be a big-time land of opportunity. It's funny you say that because literally the exact opposite mentality of my household growing up. My mother's born and raised in Brooklyn, then Long Island, Westbury, all that shit. Then my father's from LA. They met in Chicago. So big city. I was like raised by big city mentality, really. And like by my dinner table growing up, my mom had the New Yorker thing where it was the painting of it's just New York and then the river.

And then nobody knows what else is out. It's like the world is New York City. Right. Yes. Like that, that like literally lived by every chicken parm she ever cooked. You know what I'm saying? Like all that shit. And she wasn't Italian, so it wasn't the best chicken parm. Um, love you, ma. But like, I think that that mentality probably catapulted me

to the way that I thought about leaving Sinse too. Cause she was a, they always moved around. My mom and dad were always like, wherever the money might be and shit like that. Before they settled in Sensei, they were in San Diego, LA, Chicago, New York. My dad was in the 80s, he was a salesman in New York. He ended up class, he was like a Steely Dan song.

He was Scarsdale doing cocaine and a little bit too much tequila. Ended up kind of like flattening out of that, didn't go well, ended up in Cincy. So that's the only reason I ended up in Cincy. But they both had that big city mentality. So I think maybe that's what it was when I was like, I felt like I was capable of that because of them.

To me, like when you said like New York is, like to me that's just my whole life is New York really. So like when I, that's also why I will like shit on New York or why like I hate the Yankees more than other teams because like this is just my everyday life. So this is what I think about. And I don't even consider what's going on outside of this bubble.

You know? And I guess maybe when, I don't know, if there was a, it's kind of like, you know, you can talk shit about your own family, but if someone else on the outside did, so I don't know if there was ever a time where like it was the world against New York, maybe I would be more like prideful of it. But right now it's just like this is the only place that I live that I like sometimes and I hate other times and like I don't care about the outside.

See, I think I think of it as the world versus New York a lot. I think everyone I think people love it is that way. People love coming to New York and I like I'm actually like defensive in New York. I really like. It is that way people love coming to New York and I like I'm I'm actually like defensive in New York I really like yeah, and People come and they're like it's like the only place in the world people feel comfortable Shitting on yeah, like if I if I start going down because they know this because I know you can defend yourself It's number one. Yeah, yeah, it's like it's like you said about Frank being fat

Don't go to an actual fat person like you're fat It's the person who like it's like you can talk shit about New York because you know it's thriving and dude Yeah, they're gonna be fine if you talk shit Yeah, like for particularly like, you know, Mason Dixon's a good divider But like when nor when southerners come up and they'll be like look at these fucking Liberal elites and like look at the homeless get me back to God's country And if I went down south, look at this fucking piece of shit with all these goddamn cousin fuckers Yes, yeah, you just like like lean into whatever this and good like to be fair to people come like homeless people do exist here and

Thriving here what's that? They're thriving here I was just in Tampa. I wasn't around in Arizona. It's a good city I thought Tampa's a good city to go to if you got something else to do there I'm plugged in in Tampa. I've had some good times, but again, we were there so quick. I had some really good food I'll go from Tampa to Scouts still recently. Yeah, that's some of the hottest chicks in America I'm both those time. I hung out with Bert Kreischer and Barstool Sports. So You guys really know how to do it. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, though.

You're obviously some of the biggest titties in Tampa. Not the Bert. There was the 5K that they put together. Jelly Roll said it best. He's like, you guys have put together this 5K for the outcasts and the underdogs. And there's a lot of people who were like, I was fat, and now I'm getting in shape.

There was also a bunch of sexy chicks. And I was like, are you for real? Yeah. People always say that about Barstool, our parties. Girls like this, so I'm sure in shape. There was also a bunch of sexy chicks and I was like, I bet. Are you for real? Yeah, people always say that about barstool, like our parties, like girls like this. So I'm sure it's the same thing. But I was like, damn, okay. All right.

Well, I mean, they're just everywhere in Tampa and in Scottsdale too. It's just, it's one of those good markets. Yeah, cause that's a, that's the best thing. That's why I went to Arizona state. Like I said, just the best thing about ASU is you fall into undeserved pussy. You don't even have to, I didn't have game as a 19 year old

I'm saying I got the gift of gab now But like you just stumble into like an eight because they got to settle on something It was dude I went to FSU that was one of my times living in Florida and it was always like what is that? Like how did that happen KD doing it? I was in a frat and it was like all that mattered is what frat people are in That's all that you fucking care about. That's crazy. The bar was pretty low. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I I also think that's not just a city thing though That's just the world like when we when we first started barstool we used to do a post every day called the local smoke show of the day and it was like

this is a girl who lives in this in your city or goes to a school in your city and of the day. And it was like, this is a girl who lives in this in your city or goes to a school in your city. And they were regular girls. And they were like, so pretty. And I remember being like, I've never seen a girl like this in my life. Like, I can't believe this girl is not like a Hollywood star or a runway model. Like, she's just a regular chick in college. And that was a part of the appeal of this running post that we did. And then like Instagram happened and it's like, oh, they're everywhere. They are everywhere. And I used to be like, I, but they're really not. Yes. But, but I'm saying that's true. And I mean, attractive people. I mean, people in general. I always remember there was one time, I think Jackie and I had a video we were doing in fucking fishing, whatever, Louisiana. And we were at the airport and Jackie was looking on her phone and she's like, I just feel like everyone

has gotten so much hotter and she was like, kind of just being like a young woman, being like, everyone's so hot and we were sitting in an airport terminal and I went, Jackie, take your fucking head out of the phone and look around. Oh, I thought it was you in here. I would have asked you. It's like, buddy, we're in a layover in Des Moines.

Look around. Yeah, I was like, look around the fucking airport. Put your mud ducks in boogaloofs. You never even used to have the, like, you're right that it's not everywhere, but you never even used to have access to it. So the only people you saw that looked like that were like Megan Fox.

And now, in the regular world, it's still that way, but you have I mean there You'll you're right find a random girl who has like five million Followers and looks like you know she should be famous She has all that fucking chicken yeah all those followers because everyone's like who the fuck is this like what percentage do you think is? I don't I don't even I don't even want to say like crazy, but in hot. What percentage of the population is hot? Like above like a seven or something? Sure.

Probably, damn. 10%? Wait, why? I was gonna say 15, but you're right, it's probably not. I just try to think of it as a sample size, if like you walk into a room, you walk into a bar, and there's like 10 people,

probably one of them is hot. Yeah. Yeah, if it's like 100 people. I was gonna say sub five I think I think it's three to five yeah he's like it sounds like you're pretty picky my father has said you walking to a bar with everybody below your standards what do you do see but I know where your standards I don't think people I don't think a majority is ugly either I just think most people just fucking but there is that classic cliche of like there's like I'm from Cincinnati it's like

there's Cincinnati hot and then there's LA hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that is a real thing because you gotta lower your standards in each of these markets. Also, when you go back to the Midwest, I fall in love with like a different type of chick. I'm in a relationship now, so I don't actually, don't really fall in love with her.

I love you, baby. She's Vietnamese, she will kill me. No, but like, you lust after these chicks where you're like in Cincinnati, like, oh, this is great. She looks like she's got some sneaky tits under that flannel that she hasn't taken off since november Like you're like you there's probably a couple extra lbs to like fuck around with but you know, they're hot for cincinnati Yeah, so I don't know it varies everywhere. I'm also more open-minded to it just being from the midwest I'm i'm very open-minded too. I've i've been like i've been thinking about this recently just like I've been watching more movies and stuff and the

more I watch real artists the more I think like what you're filming yeah literally was fast five the best of the thing the best actually I don't know if has lived it oh and loved it oh and loved it that's the best of the movies it's by it's the peak of the floor Five to seven is if you if you're like you will, if you want to understand the fast universe, five to seven, those are great. That's where it was. The bones were made. But like in just watching movies and stuff, I'm like, oh, these like, because I had like actors on like this pedestal and most of them just look like a

regular fucking person. I mean, I'm out in L.A. I do run into some people and you are like, yeah, when, when you just see them eye to eye, that is crazy. I will say one person I saw that was like almost Angelic like a being of like some other level was I saw Kate Beckinsale face to face and this is like also like eight years Ago, and I was like this she she's the one she's the one that was crazy You know what she did is she kind of came down from like her pedestal with the commoners though She was dating MGK and these people who are yeah are famous But it was like you should be with like a tech billionaire and yeah

She wouldn't be fucking around with any of us. She was the only one that I've seen but like then I've seen also seen Gwyneth Paltrow, you know not great anymore She had a good run though. I think they're Wilson is the only person ever stopped me in my tracks Yeah, there are some I walked out and I just instantly, I didn't even know she was on a couch. I walked into a room and she was there and I didn't know who I didn't clock her originally, but I was just like, I just saw the being and I was like, that person is a different breed than me. Well, like that was, she's in the 3%. Yes. Other than this, like the rest of us,

I think there's 3% that are really hot, 3% that are disgusting. And then everyone else is just in the middle. Yeah. I mean, I think also to your point, it has changed now because the algorithm will hit you. You could be in any town in America and if you post the right pictures, you're going to blow up just because that's how dudes are just thirsty on that shit. So you can live wherever. Because when I, like we were referencing, I went to Arizona state when I was 19 or 18 or whatever this is oh five right so like back then the algorithm didn't exist

so what I always knew was the five hottest chicks in every high school in America one or two of them went to Arizona State yeah before the algorithm you're saying so that was the collection of all the hottest chicks there were some of the worst people in the world at their core the most vapid people in the world at their core. The most vapid people in the world. Horrible people, but I mean, just certified smokes. Yeah, that's a different time. It's, but it's, it's, it's like it's men, women, it's jobs, money. Like these big cities will funnel more of that.

You'll have more of that. Yeah. But I just think that, you know, you can find like the prettiest girl in the world in Milwaukee. Yeah. I don't know. You didn't she didn't get out or didn't want to get out. You know, the phrase get out is almost like I don't know. I have a nice job and a nice family in Milwaukee. I don't want to fucking leave. Well, one thing I know too, when you when you move to LA or New York, too, the city will fuck you up, too. So these these more beautiful women that come there, I know that I got lucky because I met my girl within the first six months of her being in LA.

And I think about that because you don't know what that city will do to somebody. It can turn you into the worst person, it could just turn you into just, I don't know, somebody that's miserable, you know, whatever. But like... She should have given a few more months, she probably could have found something. Honestly, 100% but she's stuck now. The boy's locked in. But yeah, she's just, you know, a regular chick that moved there that was beautiful and a dope ass chick and not tainted by the city yet. And so you got to find him early. Just got him on a key drive.

He waited the arrival gate. You just moved from where? A regular town in America? I'm Mike. I put out. Turner's doing the gypsy cabs. He's just holding up an Uber thing. You right?

You just moving in? Like the pimps in the 70s at Penn Station. I'll buy all your records off you for $100. Oh my god. I'll help you with your first apartment. You got to do a little work now. You're going to have to put a little work in now. Pimping is not easy.

Did you ever watch that show, The Deuce? The Deuce. Oh, that's it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like. I didn't watch it, but I know you talked about it. I was like, oh, damn The Deuce? The Deuce? Oh yeah yeah yeah. I didn't watch it but I know you talked about it. I was like, oh damn they did do that huh? That was real life. They got them. Was that with fucking the dude from How You Make Your Mother? Was he in that? Josh Radner?

I don't know but I know Franco played two people and what was the dude? The wire dude. David Simon. Franco is who I was thinking of. Not Josh Radner but yes. More problematic man. The Deuce juice the minks was another one Those are actually a decent little show. Yeah, didn't last You know I was watching um, I was telling Kevin about this one today But I was watching Ted to the other day I guess I watched Ted to I watched a lot of the class. I love Ted It's probably probably hits right? Honestly, it's's like the same. Yeah, it's really funny.

Yeah. But there's a scene in it where Ted and Mark Wahlberg break into a house to get, I think they're trying to get, oh Ted's wife is trying to get pregnant. Sure. And so they break into a house. Fictional animated there. Yeah.

Of course. Naturally. You know what I'm saying. Keep up. His wife, I forgot, is married. You're right. Yeah course. Naturally. And it's the same. Keep up! His wife, I forgot he's married. Yeah, I had watched Ted One the night before, and if you forget the girl from the, uh, that he works with. I love it. You're like, I don't want to miss any character development here.

And his storylines, I can't catch up with. I read the red threads. I had to watch Ted One first. You gotta catch up. Jesus. But, um, they're married and they're trying to get a sperm. Obviously Ted doesn't have I had to watch 10-1 first. You gotta catch up. Jesus. They're married and they're trying to get a sperm. Obviously Ted doesn't have sperm.

So they break into his house and Tom Brady's in bed. And he freaks out. And then the next scene after that is Walberg getting covered and cum. And it's all like, I was like, God, that's crazy that Brady did that. And then I realized that they called him a four-time Super Bowl champion. And I was like, oh my God. After Brady won this, after Brady did that and then I realized that they called him a four-time Super Bowl champion And I was like oh my god after Brady won this after Brady did this he won three more Super Bowls That's not a fucking move you do Like when you're still in the middle of your career

Seven wallberg with my comms in the time of my career seven times Super Bowl champion doesn't get covered More time though you do you do Terry Bradshaw would have done it. We know that yeah, terry bright You ever seen him naked and failure to launch four times Super Bowl Champion that's the barometer. Yeah, that's the difference. How about was get your See your dick go do your dumb movie roles because after five six seven you can't be doing that Oh my god. That is crazy It's so it's still insane. Do we always talk about his sports fans still it's like that. He has seven is insane It's gotta be the craziest thing Tampa Bay at the stadium. I'm looking at that game

I was looking at the boat the cannons just like looking like just Tampa and I was like this Was Tom Brady's like dude, you know, he top one of these top of Bay. Yeah, it was like they I was at, just Tampa and I was like, this was Tom Brady's. Like, you know, he was one of these. Tampa Bay. It was like, I was at that Super Bowl. Again, I'm Tampa Plus. My best friend lives down there. That was the COVID one. It was the weekend one too. It was weird. But I mean, we just got bombed. We got so hammered. My buddy bought a Mike All-Stars signed helmet and was wearing it at the end of the night trying to hit himself in the... It was great. It was a special weekend. But it was also like also COVID didn't exist in Tampa. So it was cool, right?

But yeah, that was it. It was it was insane to see it. I didn't think it would happen I remember betting on the Chiefs, but it was a good time. Yeah, I mean in hindsight It's like I'll never bet a hundred percent. It was the stupidest bet nor you're like why the fuck am I doing this? Right? But yeah super you've been you guys been to Super Bowls now with the I've been to a couple I've been there a bit of the game We always go to I go to I've gone to two Fortunately, I got I got into that one and then the next year the Bengals were in it in LA. Oh, right I got a I'm a finesse champ. Yeah, I get I find a way

Yeah, I put the feelers out there and I got it. I get into that super bowl is like admit I've never gone unless it was a Pats game because I Kevin's yeah go down and then Usually if it's not Pats get the fuck out of town, right? It is really cool. I had always thought of it and and it is accurate an accurate description of just like It's very corporate and a lot of the people there aren't actually fans But there are way more fans than I actually expect than I expected I said part but it is it isn't a real I'd rather go to having been to like an AFC championship game and a Super Bowl

The AFC championship game is cool. I went to arrowhead I got I've seen the Bengals lose twice in person in horrible fashion the Super Bowl and then the next year the AFC championship Came when the flake a games best game I ever been to really AFC championship game It'd be it'd be fun to see a W in a big game, but like it is dope as fuck Yeah, but they have C championship NFC championship those vibes are like yeah, this is yeah Yeah, I did if I filmed outside of the NFC championship this year with the Philly Commanders game I've also never seen any group of people more rude and disrespectful to people than after the commander's lost And you're just like, dude, just let them be

The first time they're slightly happy for 25 30 years They're walking out celebrating they were so disrespectful to these dudes And this is like 18 year old kids Billy earns their fucking their reputation, man. Oh my God. And I don't know why, like the people who still don't embrace it, like the people who try to fight it, it's like, yo, you just are who you are. Accept it. I think you don't personally go out there and like spit on people and fight them. I get that.

I'm not saying you all do that. As a whole, we're going to describe you as that because it always fucking happens. Some of them, I felt bad. And I'm like, I'm AFC North, dude. Steelers, Ravens, Browns, we say some fucked up shit to each other. And rightfully so, I mean, the Browns got to Sean. Most of the other teams in the division

have all had at least accused rape. You know what I'm saying? So they're easy pickings. Some level of rape. There's two girls in rural Georgia that still said no to Ben Valdez. Yeah. But it was crazy.

I've never felt bad for people more than that. I was like, damn, dude, this kid is going to be fucked up. I don't see you as a guy who starts feeling bad very often. Dude, I know. I'm telling you. It was horrible, dude. We cheered that like one time. It was like, okay, fine. You were nice to your team like once.

The rest of the time, you're like spitting on people, fighting them. Levels of things they said about like these people's families and mothers. You're just like this. But congrats on your Super Bowl. I went the Super Bowl I did go to. I it was early Barstool and I got plugged in with this guy who flew us out. He was like, you want to fly? We'll take a private flight to the Super Bowl.

And I thought he meant like we're going to hop on a P.J. He rented like a 747. Oh, damn. It was like there was like a hundred plus people on this fucking plane that he just took a bunch of like Wall Street bankers and a bunch of like it was just a kind of where you're still flying coach. And it was just like still kind of cry. It was one of the craziest experiences of my life.

I we show up. We flew in landed, went to the game, flew flew out all in like a, you know, it was in Indianapolis, so it was probably like a six or seven hour thing like total. Which game was it? This was the Second Pats Giants. Oh, damn. And so it was awesome. But it is a great game. We got on the plane and people were so fucked up. Yeah.

And there were these two brothers who were these two Irish guys who were they must have been from Philly. They were the most disrespectful people I've ever seen in my life and they were there was flight attendants who were like I don't even know what how this works because they were like flight attendants but it was a private charter thing. I don't know where these girls came from but these guys it was like straight mad men shit they were like how about you go get me a drink and like I remember this one guy sat telling this flight attendant to open up her clam and I was like, oh my god That's and I remember this the chick one of the flight attendants hopped on like the phone and was like Contrary to popular belief. This is still an airplane Yeah

There are rules like where you need to behave like humans in order to get this flight off and I remember there was a MSNBC anchor who was a part of all this and she just fucking clocked this guy right in the face Really? Clam boy? It was at the very end. It was uh getting on the plane to fly back So by then it was after a Super Bowl drink in the whole night and she just put a fucking In MSNBC anchor punched a dudeBC anchor punch dude I don't want to give me bro I didn't fucking shout out to Rachel Maddow that's a tough bitch

until you give a name it was mad no questions NBC I don't want to damn but it like, it was like being on the plane with the 86 Mets. There was like food flying, drinks flying, you know, it was crazy. That's so, first of all, yeah, I say some of the most vulgar shit of anybody that I know, and clams still makes me uncomfortable. It's like twat. There's no vaginas or vaginas or pussies. Anything else. It's just vulgar shit. Sometimes you're like, bro

Axe wound. Yeah All those use those it's tough I almost feel like cut has become like more regular con is is nice. The British have really yeah No, I think they've shown us how to make it nice You got to pick after the bridge because they, because they could have bent the knee. They could have been like, all right, the whole world's not saying it. We'll stop saying it.

They powered Peru. No. It's our cultural thing. We say cunt. Right. We're the second empire. Let us have fun. You guys won the war.

We'll drop fags at cigarettes, but we're keeping cunts. That was actually in there. Pretty ridiculous when you think of it. Two main slang words are the most offensive words. I was actually, that was actually in the- Pretty ridiculous when you think of it. There are two main slang words. Yeah. The most offensive words. That was in the, that was in the L in the Revolutionary War. It was like, we're keeping cunt.

Yeah. Yeah, you can have the, you know, you can cede, but- Take the colonies. We will still be saying that word. We're taking cunt. Yeah. Uh, that's good shit. Yeah. So you, you're in Arizona now?

So no, I'm LA now. In LA now. Right, right, right. So I did, yeah. So since he born and raised- Right. And then in Arizona now? So no, I'm in LA now. Right. So I did. Yes. Since he born and raised. Right. Then I asked you when hard as fuck. Are you going to stay in LA? I like it. It's it's funny. I oftentimes think about New York just because comedy. I mean, to your point, also, like earlier with like comedy, I'm kind of being a lot of cities and then LA.

You're not coming to New York. I know because I don't fuck with winter. I like it. I can go. even the winners are doing a little bit more Mid now there a little bit But dude, I love it is funny. There's a lot of shit to be talked about LA, but like when I go back It'll be 72. It'll be whatever the most comfortable number you can think of it's that outside. You're not your co-op tobers You're soft, bro You were once Midwest strong and then you slowly went west.

And now like the other thing that is like Hawaii's next. I would love that. I've been a couple of times, but no, I like I do like it out there, but I also do hold on to the Midwest shit. I do think I cut through. I've done really well in L.A. I moved there in 2020. I moved to the day Kobe died, which is a crazy day to move there. And then I've been there through COVID, but like that Midwest work ethic never goes anywhere.

And it does, you can hustle, LA is a funky hustle. I don't know how to really compare it to anything else. It's like information in New York will punch you in the fucking face. Information in LA, you'll catch up to it six months later and realize people have been talking shit behind your back and you're like what the fuck is this and it hits you differently but I've it's hardened me in a lot of different ways in the Midwest hustles it shines through I can out hustle

motherfuckers I think they're doing it yeah but it's a lot of rubbing elbows it's a lot of kissing ass and I don't fuck with that yeah but I think my realness cuts through in a better way so right it's it's worked. And also, yeah, I don't know if I can go back to the East Coast time zone. What the fuck is going on with these sports? Like I can't, I don't, are you guys, bro? You gotta wake up at like 9 a.m. Dog, are you kidding me?

Monday night football is done at 8.30. What are we doing? That's great, that's great. And we're grown men, wake up at 8.30. Get some fucking job in, sneak a J.O. in. And we're grown men. Wake up at 830 fucking job in sneak at J. Owen I'm fucking betting on the shitter do morning shits are like dude What's the fantasy lineup and what are the parlays for the 10 a.m. Kick to too early? Late games get tough like championship games starting like 930 crazy

But early early early starts starts like a big game. You need to have the right vibe and moment. Nighttime, like prime time games. I would never move, that's my biggest thing. Watching like a playoff baseball game at 4 p.m. is insane. Bro, we just, we just did it, I did it Monday night. What'd you think? It was awful.

You didn't like it. We were watching fucking Celtics Knicks in the sunlight outside. Yeah, the sun. I love it. We were watching fucking Celtics Knicks in the sunlight outside Yeah, the sun. I love it. No, that's a prime time. I love it. Also you're getting happy hour. Happy hour prices. You guys are worried about happy hour and sunshine. We're like it's night time and we're ready to die. That's also the biggest realization I had when I went to ASU and I obviously come from Sinse.

I fucking hate Ohio State, but some homies that went to Ohio State, whatever, fucking, I'm from Cincy, fuck all that shit. But like they care so much and they're like, well, you guys don't even have a fan base. It's like, yeah, dog, because when we lose, it's still 80 degrees outside. That's what I'm saying. I might still fucking be in a blower before sun goes down. With us, we're doing fine. We're living that, that's all we got.

It's all you got. I'm gonna go to bed at 1 a.m. with that lost scene in my soul. And I'm just gonna let it continue to sink down deeper. And I'll wake up in a bad mood and I won't be able to put my finger on it. So we can immediately drink it away. It's actually kind of nice. Bro, you're telling me, like, let's say you're a Yankees fan on the West Coast in 2004, and you have blown three games in a row.

It is now game seven of the ALCS. And you've got to watch that in the afternoon. You've got to worry about sneaking out of your job to go watch whether your team collapses and is the most embarrassing thing ever or fends them off and goes to the World Series and you're doing that at 4 p.m. that's fair I would say on the on the back end of it the best thing is it's 7 p.m. when they catch that L and you can drink it all the way with the boys because I'll never forget the lowest the lowest point in my in my 20s was it was first of all I've had some probably lower points. I had a close friend die at 21.

But it's like, but the lowest point. The Bengals that time. The Bengals, it was one of those nice Marvin years with Dalton and A.J. Green, like 11 and 5. I think we did win the division, but it was like, you probably don't remember, but like, let's say week 16, 17, like we had A I believe like whoever a running back was at the time was out So we went from like be winning the division To having a good momentum to having like a depleted offense and you're completely overmatched by whoever you're playing Andrew Luck early Andrew Luck and we lose the Colts in the first round of a year where you were like, yo, five weeks ago, I think we could have won the fucking AFC. And it was also the same day that Stuart Scott had died.

And we lost, we caught that L to the Colts by like 2 PM. And I was able to drink so heavily to get through that loss. My boys still tell me it was the drunkest I ever was. I was like, I, because we, you know, you're also RIP Stu Scott. But secondly, you're like able to just get fucking black out drunk. Yeah, sure. The sun's out. But like you, if you want it to get dark, there's a strip club down the street and you're going to feel a little better. And I did feel better about things and you do. Like I got through a lot of dark, dark shit between like 4 PM and 10 PM. The Von Tess perfect Pittsburgh collapse happened at like 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. The Von Tez Burfick Pittsburgh collapse happened

at like 7 p.m. That's so weird to me. And I was in a Von Tez Burfick jersey, almost got in a fight with the Steelers fan a little bit after that. But I did drink it away. And I bounced back. The drink anyway does, I remember 07 Super Bowl,

Pats Giants won, and I was at FSU at the time. Wasn't that in Arizona too? Yes, I think so. I think it was, yeah. But I was at FSU at the time. Wasn't that in Arizona, too? Yes, I think so. Yeah. But I was at FSU. So I was in Tallahassee. And I was at like, you know, everyone hated the Patriots. So like, there wasn't a welcome party I could go to.

So I went to just my buddy's party, sat on the couch. I was the only person who really cared about the game. And I was just sitting on the couch, like a 12-pack right here, right in front of the TV. And I remember once that ball went through, like a 12 pack right here, right in front of the TV. And I remember once that ball went through, not through Moss's fingertips, but right in front of his outstretched hands, I just got up. And it was like out of a movie, where once that ball went

through his hands, the party went nuts. Everyone spraying stuff, people jumping over each other. And I was very smooth, just got up, grabbed the 12 pack between my legs, and just started walking the streets of Tallahassee. Like a drifter. I was just walking the streets of Tallahassee, 12-pack in my hand, drinking a beer, throwing it into someone's yard. Just walking around, just praying it would start raining. I'm like, I deserve rain. Fucking EUR on the way home. I remember, speaking of another low point, that speaking of LA too

and the softness, walking out of that LA SoFi Stadium after the Rams had beat the Bengals in the Super Bowl. And that was the time where I remembered how Rams fans and LA fans are so soft, because all I wanted to do was get in a fucking, maybe not a physical altercation, but I wanted to fucking talk some shit to a Rams fan.

And what you realize is all these motherfuckers are some of the softest people In the world they were coming up to me like really fun game Like shut the fuck up What a fun day you've been in the stadium here. I'm like get the fuck out of my I remember we Rob Lowe was yeah That's a cubs and LCS When the Cubs were like great,

it was the year before they ended up winning the World Series. So they were the heavy favorite, Mets came out of nowhere and I was like, nice little first round win, but we're gonna get smoked in the NLCS and we swept them. And I was at game four in Wrigley, and, or maybe game three,

it was game three, cause it was a home. But it was like three oh, it's over. And we walked out of Wrigley and Everyone was like we did karaoke They're drinking Wrigleyville and I remember being like I was kind of like I could keep a low profile You're like, I don't want to get fucked. I'm gonna get beat up and everyone was just like where we going I was like, aren't you guys going to like the cemetery? Aren't you like gonna kill yourself right now? It's just not the same.

Because they drank it away. That's why Wrigleyville is great. Because they know that the sorrow outside is just drowned away with the booze. It's great. I talk shit about Cubs fans a lot because they're mostly mediocre baseball fans. A lot of them, I've gone,

like I'm sincey so they would come down and watch a lot of games and sincey when the Cubs would be in town. And like I would hate on them because it's's like yo, it's a pop flight of left You thought that was a homerun? Yeah, those types of fans were like shut the fuck up. You ever been in these but they are kind of They're fun. They're fun. They're harmless. Yeah, I'm happy they want a one claim to be the Yeah, that's something I've always had to defend because once your teams get good Yes, the fan base grows and some of the fans suck. Yeah, but for like 20 years It was like Boston like Red Sox fans pink hats and all that stuff. You like yeah, I don't know

Everyone's not a die-hard. They're good. So like people are happy to come on board if you're a bad franchise You'll never have That's why I love good teams. I'd be like, yeah, there's a good thing I do appreciate being a bangles and reds fan like I have been my whole life and Bearcats because Joey Vato We're not gonna talk shit about Joey Vato, but I like Vato will not be Disgraced. I'm honestly I'm a Joey Vato fan. He seems really funny. I like Joey Votto. Joseph Daniel Votto will not be disgraced. I'm honestly, I'm a Joey Votto fan.

He seems really funny. One of the greatest hitters of all time. I'm really happy I had David Ortiz, not him. Oh. No, we were bad because of a lot of different things. We also ran into like Cliff Lee and the Phillies one year. We had such a good team. We had like 2010 to 2013, we had the Brandon Phillips here,

and we literally ran into like a Roy Holliday perfect game, and like something else. I was like, Jesus Christ, we were up two-oh against the Giants, and when literally ran into like a Roy Holiday perfect game and like something I was like Jesus Christ We were up 2-0 against the Giants and when it was the five game series and you'd play two on the road and then come Home for three we go to San Francisco win two and we lose three games in Cincinnati Because Roland can't get a fucking why we bring it up old What I'm saying is the bang being a bangles Reds fan even Bearcats too is that when it pops off when it happens It's gonna be the fan base is gonna be so like It might grow then but we deserve nice things

I know I agree to the people that are really there riding will be so fucking sad It makes it sweeter. It'll be dope, but it but I'm so sick of hearing that man People keep saying that when you finally do It's gonna mean so much. I'm like well. Well. You're talking as a Mets fan. Yeah, it's tough It's like people who try and use it to as an excuse to Trade franchises or change franchises. I think that's crazy But I think what like I would want to trade if you're like like if you're like a Mets fan Yeah, we're never gonna win. I'm gonna become a fucking oh

Are you could if you're like a Mets fan, you're like, we're never gonna win, I'm gonna become a fucking field giant. Field giant. But if you couldn't, right? But if you give, I give my franchises less attention when they're not trying. I would never trade or something like that. It's not even about a band. I don't let them hurt me. It's about picking a new one.

Like if you said to me, like I know people, old people who are like, I was a Brooklyn Dodgers fan, they left, I'm out, I'm no longer a fan. And even then, you probably have more of a right, you know, the team left, you know. Yeah. And when the Mets had bad ownership, I remember being like, I'm done with them. That I will tolerate. No. But it's the picking up of another team. Yeah. You don't live there. You don't go there. You're not. It's not. You decide how you interact with the team, but that's still your team.

Yeah. Because I know. It's like any relationship. If you're not fucking trying, I'm not going to try. Like, dude, when the Bruins sold the deadline, I watched's still your team. Because I know- It's like any relationship. If you're not fucking trying, I'm not gonna try. When the Bruins sold the deadline, I watched four games after the deadline. But we're still married. Yeah, I know. No, when the Bengals had a couple of 0-8 starts in my life, at least multiple times.

And I'm like, as I grew older, I remember being like, my brother would be like, yo, we gotta go watch the game. I'm like, Doug, I'm not letting them hurt me. Right. I can't. It's abuse. I cannot let them continue to do this to me. And I reached my absolute I was on the verge and then Cohen bought the Mets. And like, that's the only thing that if that didn't happen, I would probably be out by now. Jackpocket is America's number one lottery app.

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It's tough. I always argue it's worse because in smaller cities, you win together and you lose together. When my teams, I have right across town, I have dynasties, Giants winning, Giants have been bad for a while now, but they had Super Bowls, the Yankees, and you know, there's the haves and the have nots.

So it's like, not only do we suck, but we have an example right across town of the right way to do it with the money and the resources and all the things we could have, and we're just not doing it. And when you win, 70%, 60%, 70% of the right way to do it with the money and the resources and all the things we could have and we're just not doing it. And when you win, 70% of the city still shits on you. So we've got it like coming from all angles. Whereas in Minnesota, you're all happy together, you all lose together. And since we even go to Kentucky there morning, our losses there too. Yeah, you got a little. Hearts of Indiana, we're like, let's go. You guys are sad too? Let's party. What's your?

You got a casino? Basketball? So, since, oh, so then. Pro basketball? So, the only teams I adopted outside of since was when I went to Phoenix, obviously Sun Devils, hardcore, which was dope last year. Southern won the Big 12 championship. And then Suns.

So, I went 05, I moved there, and Nash got there like either 04 or 05. That was a fun time. I just saw him in Arcadia too. I just saw him. Did you see him? Did he come out? I saw him like two weeks ago at my brother's bar. And dude, I was cool the whole time.

But my girl was with me and I was like, baby, that's that guy that I told you about. My favorite honky ever. And dude, he- All time great whites. Yeah, you just like Canadian whites. Dude, Canadian, yeah, 100%. Joseph Daniel Vado and Steve Nash.

They've done well by me. And dude, I did play it cool, but I had to say something, because I was like, yo, man. I mean, some of my, that's what sucks is I'm since he is as fuck, but like some of my happiest memories have been actually Steve Nash and the Suns. If they didn't run into, you know,

Kobe Shack and the Lakers, they probably wouldn't chip. Or if they didn't, or if Steve Nash didn't get run into by Robert Orr with a hip check and all of a sudden two guys are coming off the bench, they suspend him game six and the 07. What the fuck is going on again? That shit pisses me off, dude. 07 Spurs, fuck you, dude. Also, Popovich, you're a great coach, but fuck you. Enjoy your retirement. First of all, not a a great coach, but fuck you. Enjoy your retirement. First of all, not a retirement.

He has to be president. Yeah, I know. It's like he got promoted basically. So that's crazy. He's got more responsibility. But no, those sons' teams were so fun. Yeah, Mari, before you got injured. It was such pure joy.

And then it's funny. Sean Marion. And then you look at it now. Yeah, Marion fucking like early Q Rich was popping off. Jason Richardson was popping off on those teams. And then I think one of them banged Nash's wife Barbosa I think it was the next kid pop that black the rumor with every trade like the same thing happened. That's a fun Oh, that's a fun one. They divorced like six months later and Barbosa got trained. There's some tea leaves Tony Parker with the Spurs, right?

Tony Parker and then before that it was Jason Kidd, Jim Jackson and Jamal Mashburn back in the early Mavs days. And then... And by the way, those are rumors, but like NBA players are fucking and I don't doubt that that's happened. I don't know about those specific... Delante West banged his mom! But that's the best one. West banged his mom Yes, they're they're

Have greater sexual exploits than us, but like it's a job. Can you imagine it just at your work? I think it's more the women I think there are women who are plugged into that scene and they're like, oh fuck this one or that one or that And I think they then they also misread value where she probably was like, you know Barbosa's kind of on the come-up Yeah, you know Misread value where she probably was like yo Barbosa's kind of on the come-up She didn't see the 2010 Suns run to the Western Conference finals ahead of Shut up to Nash, but some of my happiest memories Yeah, so that's the only two teams I rock with outside of that is Sun Devils Obviously I got to be I was there James Harden those those years were. And then I also will say that he is less clutch than James.

Dude, nobody has disappointed me ever. I've never been more ashamed of being associated with somebody at their college. Yeah, because they're my guy. To turn into a pro. And I'm actually out on him completely. I mean, that's the anti, whatever he does is the exact opposite of how I think

people should play basketball. And I get that he'll be, he'll be a Hall of Famer. He'll be one of the great. He changed the game like the most Jordan Shaq, like a bunch of the main greats. He changed the game probably just as much as those guys in the worst way. Yeah, I do. I saw a statue. I'm ashamed. He has fifty five playoff games with four or less field goals.

What? That is a lot of duds. It's crazy when you see the line, because the other game was what? Nine point game. Was it game seven? Was it like nine points or seven points? Yeah, it's terrible. Game seven is just like his absolute.

Because if it was like 18 points, you're not even, you're a little pissed off still. Yeah. But like these are single digits. Disappearing games. That actually shocks me too, because just because like, I don't think of James Harden as someone Who would get?

Scared of the bright lights because I am he's even like acknowledge Yes, can away yeah, he's like a bug but I think he's almost but he seems like a do this calm collect But then he's too calm right in those you have to hear that. Yeah, that's the's the thing. He stays the same. Because I was, and I'm sure we're kind of all same age range. AI was like my first love. And then I did, I used to hate Kobe just because I hated that Lakers early 2000s run. And then you're like, I love this guy. Oh yeah, no you came up and you hate Kobe. I was a Russell Westbrook after Eagle, Colorado Eight different guys DNA in that panty line. What are we talking about? But and then Kobe and then Ross I was a big I'm still big Russ guy Actually, I still like have love for that dude, too

Yeah, but like those guys that are just like all out like I like his recent quote where he was like my job is just to Create like a huge storm or whatever he said. He finally figured out to be a role player. Yeah But those cats are always my loved and and that's and then James Harden is the exact opposite of that Meanwhile, I talk all this shit about James Harden if he was in the same rooms the exact opposite of that. Meanwhile, I talk all this shit about James Harden. If he was in the same rooms with me, I'd be like, dude, come on, we probably fucked some of the same broads. Shut up, the issue.

Meanwhile, definitely not. I saw Mello was telling a story the other day about how much Kobe hated JJ Reddick because on the Olympic team, Coach K kept being like, JJ does this and JJ does that, and we need to be more like JJ. So then I guess when he was on the team or practicing or something. They were in practice, I think, for the Olympics.

And Kobe wouldn't let J.J. Reddick score and was like busting his ass. And he said Mello said that he was like, Why is Kobe being so mean? J.J. Reddick and Kobe would be like, Fuck J.J. Reddick. I hate that we won't get the. Obviously, it was a bulls documentary, but it was a Michael Jordan documentary, that 10 part or whatever it was. I hate that we won't get that Kobe perspective other than the interviews we already have,

because he was that line of like, and I took that personally, my MJ thing. The Kobe line of that would have been so much more like fucking psychotic. I would have loved to see that. And then I wanted to ruin him. He was monstrous. so much more like fucking psychotic. Yeah. Yeah. I would have loved to see that. And then I wanted to ruin him. There's this story of like a trainer who Kobe would make like, like shooting free throws or something, right? And this guy was rebounding for him.

And Kobe would like make him run to the other baseline and come down and then pass in the ball. And he just made like this guy run sprints or something like that. And people were like, yeah, what a competitor Being an asshole So like minimum wage like you know locker room attendant. Why does this have to do with competition? Just funny man, so what's what's so just killing the LA comedy scene

Yeah, do it. I like one day. You just killing the LA comedy scene. Pretending maybe one day you're gonna move to New York, you're not gonna. Yeah, maybe, I don't know, I think about it. I would, definitely comedy wise, I would love to just, the stage time here, and I also do think I have more like, I don't know, more of an East Coast type comic the way that I am on stage.

Like, that's, but again, I kind of stand out in LA because I'm a little different than most of these motherfuckers. And I'll walk off stage sometimes, like I'll do a show in Venice. I was running the 10 minutes for a big taping I did. You'll see it at some point this summer. You guys know Don't Tell Comedy. I did a 12 minute or 10, 12 minute special for them that'll be dropping at some point.

And I'm running that set in Venice at this room. That's probably, you know, it's a lot of, it ended up being like, I don't know. There's like eight to 10 just lesbians throughout, whatever. I knew that because two comedies before me were both lesbians, so they're talking about. I went up there and I ate a dick with this polished set for like 10 to 12 minutes.

And I'm able to know enough about LA and my comedy to walk off that stage and be like, that's going to kill when I tape it in Columbus, Ohio. Cause like these motherfuckers don't know what the fuck they're talking about, right? Sometimes they fucking hate me in LA. They really hate me. But I've, I've gotten to a point where I understand that when they really don't like what I'm saying, that actually means it's going to kill in Kansas City. Fucking, you know what I'm saying?

The Midwest, I'm like, that's gonna crush. They might fucking raise me out of fucking Kalamazoo, Michigan as the mayor. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, but yeah, know the reactions and shit. But yeah, LA's been good and then I do the thing every, the last two years, because I think the last time I was here I was just starting it, but I started a comedy tour every football season where I go to every Bangles Road game I do a show the night before and then I'll do the tailgate and do man on the street shit

I still and then so I'll do every Bangles Road game and then I'll also do probably like Five six games outside of that. So last year I went to Philly a couple times What are the crowd like are they like didn't the crowd for your show the night before the game? Is it largely since he fans still growing it? It is a lot of bangles fans that are on the road going to the game But then also like the nice thing is when I go to these road games and do the tailgates I'm actually fucking with these fan bases more. So like those fan base. I'm not like being an asshole either I am but like in a way that a fan would be an asshole, right?

What's the boss? I'm bringing up the fact that Ray Lewis definitely, if he didn't kill him, knows who killed him. You know what I'm saying? We're gonna talk about that. Yeah. And so I do get the football fan bases, but also like I'm popping in comedy. In comedy these days, you gotta hit the fucking,

throw the spaghetti against the wall as much as you can. I do standup clips, I do the man on the street shit, I do walk and talk videos where I'm talking shit. So however the audience finds me, those audiences are football based a lot of the times, but sometimes it's just people that found me through standup or whatever like that, so that's dope. It's nice and diverse.

I can get my football shit off though if I wanna do those jokes, but I can also do whatever. So it's been fun, and then I'll do just cool shit. Like I went to the NFL draft a couple weeks, like recently. It's good to stay plugged in in sports. Like you have your comedy thing with sports, get some of that gambling money, get some of that fan base.

Well, it's, do what you can. You guys know it though, it's like, I looked at it like a couple years ago, I was like, yo, what do I love? I love comedy. What are the other things I love that I can fucking Vandyam-gram it? And like, fucking sports. I love comedy. What are the other things I love that I can fucking Vandyam-gram it? And like, fucking sports.

I love talking shit. And I know sports well enough to talk shit. I did Madison Square Garden a couple years ago for the Knicks game. Like, I'll just go fucking pull up with a camera and a mic, see what the fuck happens. And I'm not trying to be the dude that's like putting a microphone in front of you

and be like, you say something dumb. I'm actually doing whatever. I'll be dumb too. Yeah, I'm going to cut into it too and start some shit. So like, went to the NFL draft in Green Bay. I just tried to find a sober Packers fan for like an hour. I did find a 12 year old and he was on his father's shoulders and he was like, I am sober. I was watching that draft.

I can't imagine. Like, paint me the scene. Dude, draft guy? What's the draft like? Dude. Going to the draft. It used to be in New York. It is insane.

I was thinking about that too. You're just going to watch names be called out. You're not seeing anything. For some reason, I watched the fourth round. It is the saddest version of a 45-year-old football fan with his 12 friends that are traveling in to watch young 20 year old black men get drafted by 80 year old white man. It's fucking weird Yeah, and you scream and yell and you don't know whether it's gonna be a boss or a hit you're just

Whatever Mel Kuiper says and like you have no idea I hate I hate overreaction guy on NFL draft day too cuz like the Bengals drafted this dude that had four and a half sacks It was SEC defensive end Shamar story. I don't know any of the big about The bus that's like now you're the I do just chill yeah, just chill I I said that recently that like I've realized with my sports fan. I got watch what I like watching the sports I don't care about like yes projecting where this guy is gonna be Trade was smart. No one fucking knows. I don't know. Let's go play the game right here it out They act like there's a bunch of evidence that you can take and predict it

It's like no there's more evidence to prove that you're fucking wrong Yeah, we all don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Just let this shit happen. Hopefully you got good coaching Yeah, but like the draft in general was weird. I like that they've done. I never went when it was in New York I bet that was a thing. I don't know. I think it's weird still but at least you're going to New York You can be like yo, let's go to New York City. Make a weekend Now they're going to these cities. It was bizarre. Luckily I was in Green Bay and I got a homie from Milwaukee We were you need like two people to be plugged into the whole scene there. I knew the two guys. And so like it was fun.

End of the night we were just getting bombed at this bar. 335, you ever in Green Bay? Great spot. And then like we were plugged into the social scene well enough where the nights were fun. But I could see that being a very sad weekend if you were just like, 12 year friends.

Dude I was saying, I think the episode after the draft, I was saying to Jackie and Pavs that like, it's gonna change our standing in the world. Where we're after the drafts, because again, I watched like the third or fourth round, I forget which round. Oh, you watched the third and the fourth round? I had already left Green Bay by then.

Bro, it's how I actually liked watching the draft. Like my uncle would have a draft party when I was a kid And I would go because it was only I think you have trauma. It was on Saturdays Yeah, it wasn't like a Thursday night event Friday. It was a Saturday It was like what you just kind of watched like midday as you're kind of mulling around And so I still like watching the afternoon on the weekend And so I had like the Saturday what again whatever round it was and it was the round where they had the international fans reading the pick Oh, yeah

and I was just watching like these dudes from Germany and Peru and Brazil get up there and Not be so excited to announce their pick. Yeah, but then I was thinking about like what does someone from Peru? Think they're like they're telling their friends like I'm going to America. Yeah, it's a fucking NFL pick and they're holy shit That's gonna be insane and they get off the plane and fucking green bay They see and they go they could go back home and be like everything we've seen on the movies is not true New York and Cities and like you get dropped off at a fucking stadium That's in the middle of a neighborhood like America is not as cool. Have you thought it was have you been to Green Bay though?

Dude go to Green Bay. Yeah, that is a good football experience. It is cool because it is in the middle of experience. But a draft. But it's a draft experience. But there's no such thing as a good I've been I've been to the game that I saw a Sunday football. Cowboys were in town. It was dope. It is in the middle of a fucking neighborhood. You're getting bombed in somebody's front yard, just ripping fireball shots,

walking through the neighborhood and then also you turn this corner and it's like, yo, the fucking stadium is right there. It is wild, but the draft, you're right. It is a very embarrassing thing if somebody flew in, because last year was Kansas City, and it's like, I don't know if you've been to that stadium, it's in the middle of fucking nowhere. Like, it's not a flex that you'd want.

It's just, if you have this built up image of America, which I think most of the world does, and they just get here and it's fucking Green Bay. It's in Pittsburgh coming up It's like dude These guys are gonna fly in from Peru get knocked out by some bitch at a bar You lost a fight to a 42 year old woman. Yeah, she bolded turkey right after it was crazy Michael Turner will be there My god, these are tough-looking broads They are going to weird cities like it's it's a I was just watching like this must be so bizarre cuz

Obviously, it was great I it was funny from my perspective, though, because I go all these games and do the shit, right? And you get the fan bases of these games, like I went to the NFC championship. You're really just dealing with commanders and Eagles fans. The tough thing at those games is I'm trying to talk a little shit.

You can't talk shit to two teams that are in the NFC championship, right? So it actually is tough, right? So we had some good clips. I ran into the R U Garbage boys there. Tommy and Chris were there too. So some classic Philly guys elevated the video. But when I went to the draft, I was like,

oh, this is kind of what I'm building towards. This is all the saddest fan base. The Titans fans are there. Jacksonville's there with face paint and the crown on. And so it was actually shooting Fish and Barrel for what I wanted. I like, I rolled around. That's your Super Bowl for this content. I pulled up to every Steelers fans I saw and I was like, what part of Pittsburgh you from? And they were never from Pittsburgh. Fucking cocksuckers.

Rural Iowa. My grandfather though. I just liked the Steelers after Ben Roethlisberger was down in Georgia Also their fathers don't even like them because they're from Pittsburgh It's usually just dudes that in the 70s picks the Steelers And some fucking But either way And that's the best thing about Bengals fans

I found one he was like going from Forest Park Which is such a like just a specific area of Cincinnati There's nobody picking up the Bengals fans. I saw I found one he was like going from Forest Park, which is such a like just a specific area It's on the birth certificate dog Well, keep doing it bro. It's a good, you know, it's a good it's fun Venn diagram. It's been good Yeah, that's all available on like your YouTube. Yes YouTube the most recent one I dropped us from the NFL draft I do there's a fun one from the waste management open. It's Scottsdale So I got Aaron Rodgers I go to the program fuck with the celebrities. I got jelly roll and I got a Rogers to say shout out to 9-eleven

It was very funny No, I think Rogers fucks with me good sense of humor. Yeah. All right, bro. Good shit. Thank you. Appreciate you guys Amanda Thank you so much