KFC Radio - The Drones Flying Over New Jersey Are A Problem For Society - Full Episode

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Starting point is 00:02:44 It was just one week, right? Because we did Tuesday's episode was us, and then just Thursday an episode with Ricky and me and Jack did it together. I feel like it hasn't been all three. But that was just one week, right? Because we did, Tuesday's episode was us. And then just Thursday was you and Ricky. It just feels longer. Separation anxiety? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:55 It's weird. It's weird. You're in Italy. You're back in Italy. You jet set into Austin. It's like, fuck, man. Get back here, bro. I have a long, not a long list of things, but I do have here, bro. I have, I have a long,

Starting point is 00:03:05 not a long list of things, but I do have, yeah, I was going to say, we haven't, is the 1130 thing like a comment about how that's on me? I'm not ready. What are you talking about?

Starting point is 00:03:14 No, we're just talking about how we joke about what time the show starts. I was like, I was like, oh, we're nailing on time. Okay, good.

Starting point is 00:03:19 Cool. Cool. What did you think? I just, I haven't nailed like, cause I just, now I work, now I work out before work,

Starting point is 00:03:27 and I obviously haven't nailed getting here on time. I mean, I'm on time. I was making the point that we're all on time. Oh, hell yeah. I didn't even say anything. I shouldn't have said anything. I mean, it's 1130. That's what time we start the show. I was going, whoa, it's 1130.

Starting point is 00:03:38 We're all on time. I mean, you came right in. Yeah, Pavs set it all up. And normally, I shouldn't have said it. You're in your head. I was complimenting everybody. Boy, you just shot yourself in the foot on that one. Just shut the fuck up.

Starting point is 00:03:54 Anyways, what was your list? Oh, my God. I have to shut the fuck up. Yeah, you just talked yourself right into that one. Yeah, I guess you really weren't. You really didn't give yourself enough time. There should have been more of a buffer. know if anything went wrong we would have been fucked it'd have been 11 35 that was funny that last night jackie texting like we hit we were

Starting point is 00:04:13 supposed to have an interview now we don't so things kind of were in flux so she texted like now i do think this is a valid question what time are we starting tomorrow but that's the whole point there is there usually is something like that. I'm with you. There, I'm like 99% of days. It's just, we record 1130 Monday,

Starting point is 00:04:31 Wednesday. I'll take the statistics. We'll start. Okay. So right now. One for one. Necessary. One,

Starting point is 00:04:36 I mean, one for one and zero, one and zero. Okay. So we're actually at a hundred percent. We need to clarify. I will give you today. Fine.

Starting point is 00:04:45 We'll see how Wednesday goes. We'll go through January and we'll figure out what our stats are at the end of the day. I like that. Good. Speaking of stats, let's go. Oh, shit. The Pornhub stats came out for the year. And they were like, you know, I saw a bunch of stuff.

Starting point is 00:05:00 It is the funniest thing I saw is they went top relative categories by generation. Okay. So, like, what Gen Zers watch, what Gen Y watches, what Gen X watches, what Boomers watch. Okay. Let's go. As time progresses, everyone just gets gay. I mean, check out, right? Everyone's getting gayer.

Starting point is 00:05:21 Boomers are like, vagina. Straight sex. No. Boomers are like, strap on. no oh no it would be the other way boomers are like strap on yeah right right right right boomers are like pegging right right like gen z is like vertical video gaming cosplay virtual reality cartoon music all like i don't know that's all just like you still get off on like that's just like like hobbies right by the time you're like 60 you're like like, I need holes penetrated. Oh, so you're saying it's gayer as you get older.

Starting point is 00:05:49 As you get older, yeah, yeah, yeah. Although I guess it's – But I guess initially I thought like younger, more progressive, all that shit. But at least for guys, like you start out pretty fucking straight being like, I'm just going to fuck girls and vaginas. And then by the end you're like – I've done a lot of that. When it when it starts you're like i don't want any dick just just lesbians right and by the end you're like you can get rid of the woman completely

Starting point is 00:06:11 i didn't even know they made that kind of shit oh man that's fucking great all right so what? So, okay, and then keep going. So Gen Z, that was it. Gen Y is tattooed women parody. Okay, get a little kinky. I hate parody. No, that's stupid, but tattoos. I was thinking tattoos for sure.

Starting point is 00:06:38 The parody is like when everyone dresses up. You know, like around the holidays, everyone on podcasts dresses up in costumes and shit. I'll watch, but I'd prefer it if you were just fucking normal. It does nothing for me. It does nothing for me. Nothing. And then they had, so that's Gen Y.

Starting point is 00:06:58 Gen X is fisting, transgender, role play, feet, compilation. Yo, let me say this real quick. Ebony, you start getting a little biracial. White guilt starts kicking in. Yo, if you seek out this thing. Yeah, dude, you're an animal. You are an animal. You have been raised by wolves.

Starting point is 00:07:25 You are despicable. I don't raised by wolves. You are despicable. I don't kink shame. I will kink shame you. Like, that shit is fucking. If you watch somebody elbow deep in another human, you're foul. Foul. And, like, you run across it, right? Like, you say, whoa, whoa.

Starting point is 00:07:41 Like, that went from two to three to a, whoa, okay. But to be like, F-I-S-M-A, that is deplorable behavior. I want to see someone get used like a sock pocket. You're like, what the fuck, dude? Bro, for real. For real. You see that shit come out the other end. It's coming out of their stomach.

Starting point is 00:08:01 Shit is gross. This is one of those times I saw a movie, Can't Sleep, but sometimes I'm like, I just want to talk about Wicked. Keep going. We're almost done. Last one. Boomers. Boomers.

Starting point is 00:08:14 Strap-on, gangbang, double penetration, hand job, fingering, bisexual male. It's just like, I want as much cock as possible. Cocks and fingers. Wow. That was the one that stuck out to me. I didn't look at them all that closely, but it was just... John's like, check. I was like, wow, it's such a weird progression from young to old.

Starting point is 00:08:39 It's just like, you get gay as hell, man. Well, Pornhub has had a big week with that documentary of Lily Phillips. That thing is. Oh, is that the girl who fucked 100 guys in a day and like dreadfully regretted it like immediately? Well, hang on a second. Yeah. So we can. You saw that you saw you follow Adam, too.

Starting point is 00:09:00 So you probably saw the same tweet as me. Oh, no. But I was just I was just a little woke on this thinking that like some of this might be theatrical why would it well adam just quoted it and was like i don't know why everyone's pretending that like she had some come to jesus moment like she's crying because some of the guys didn't come no i didn't watch the full video but no no i don't think so i don't think so i didn't watch any of the videos because the clip i saw was like first of all she goes like i kind of felt like a prostitute i was like oh yeah yeah no fucking kidding what i heard was that they they told all the guys that you get like five minutes which by the way is a long fucking time

Starting point is 00:09:41 for a hundred dudes and like i thought it was gonna be like i was trying to think about guy 97 right i mean i don't know i'm gonna stay hard yeah that's that's some foul shit you're waiting in line for like how long well that's the thing i mean 500 minutes is 500 minutes a long fuck i think she said the whole thing was 14 hours god that's like that's like when you're waiting on hold and they give you the callback option yeah yeah tell me when to come back i'm gonna go to panera i'll come back when it's my turn i'm not gonna just sit in this hallway for but you're listening you still you can still hear like it's like like a ride on a roller coaster like everyone sounds pretty fucking scared in there they said i think i'm gonna go check out the concession stand maybe get a fucking fried dough

Starting point is 00:10:21 and fucking not right now yeah i'm gonna go to the fucking Like small world ride They said there was guys There was a guy Well I shouldn't say guys There was a story of one guy Specifically was like Like I'm out

Starting point is 00:10:33 Like this is fucking crazy Yeah I can't imagine like A hundred guys all fucked her To completion for five minutes They must have booked like a hundred fifty Right Like a wedding

Starting point is 00:10:42 Like some people aren't gonna show Right Right Yeah you're gonna get What do they say You get about 15% no's You gotta factor that in Were they getting paid She said like 150. Right. Because that's your wedding. Some people aren't going to show. Right. You're going to get about 15 percent. No. You got to factor that in. Were they getting paid?

Starting point is 00:10:50 I don't think so. I don't I don't think they were. And I think so. I think some of these guys were like, I get like, I need three more minutes. Like, you told me five and was kind of like just doing, you know, whatever they wanted to her. And she was like, I feel like I got used. And it was like, yeah, man. You got a 100-person gangbang with probably the most 100 despicable men on the planet. Do you think you're going to have love 100 times in a row?

Starting point is 00:11:14 You're going to make sweet love for 500 minutes? That interview afterwards where she's crying and being like, I wouldn't recommend it. It's like, whoa. And now there's a whole, you know, people are like, she's the victim. Well, no, she's not the victim. She decided to do it. Why are we blaming the men? The men, like why aren't we blaming the men?

Starting point is 00:11:37 The men are the real fucking weirdos. And it's like, I think everybody in the city, you know who I think the weirdest people are? Probably the worst people, the whole thing. We're probably like the producers and the cameraman. Yeah. We're like, it's always, I think everybody in the city, you know who I think the weirdest people are? Probably the worst people. The whole thing. We're probably like the producers and the cameraman. Yeah. Like that. And we're like, it's always the worst people. Right.

Starting point is 00:11:50 It's like, it's like when we do, but it's like when we do like survivor and they're like, yeah, like let's, let's like, you know, expose their medication and shit like that. Like they, they, they always like the writers of saw. Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking about the guy that like had to add like subtitles, like cute subtitles to her crying. Oh, right. Right. I was thinking about the guy that had to add subtitles, cute subtitles to her crying. Oh, right. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 00:12:09 Yeah, putting like, you know, like cries inaudibly. You know what I mean? Not even the subtitles, but like the description of what's going on. But she also then is like,

Starting point is 00:12:17 I'm doing 1,000 today. So I'm like, well. I'm going to bet she's not. I'm going to bet she's not too. I'm going to bet that one doesn't end up bad. If 100 was as bad as it was I don't think a thousand is going to make it

Starting point is 00:12:28 Maybe we'll skip it It's kind of like people After they run like 20 miles They're like oh my god I'm so sorry That was so hard And then they're like I'm going to do the marathon We can think about an ultra marathon this year That's an Ironman

Starting point is 00:12:42 Yeah you should do an Ironman a bit She's also a porn star like i think there's a very big difference like i don't know people were characterizing her as kind of like this random girl it's like she's a porn yeah she she's an expert in the field yeah she knows what she's doing yeah it's not like one of these like not even like i'm gonna fuck a hundred women today like no he's not no he's not no you're not that would be a nightmare all of it every which direction nightmare a hundred guys again prince charming's not coming through the door for that i i think a bunch of ron jeremy's you know i don't think also like, you know, she, she said,

Starting point is 00:13:28 uh, I can't imagine like, I just like, I don't, I didn't see any of the video. Uh, so I don't know what like the guys looked like. Well, is there actually a video of it? I don't think that's out there. I don't think that's out. Oh, so you know what? Until I see that, by the way, this whole thing might be a whole thing might be fucking. That's a good point.

Starting point is 00:13:45 Yeah. Let me see this girl get tortured by a hundred men before I believe it. But it's like Seinfeld when they're debating what percentage of the people of the world is attractive. Like a hundred is a pretty big sample size. Yeah. You might have ten attractive people. Right.

Starting point is 00:13:57 And then out of those ten, two know what they're doing. Yeah, yeah. So you just have like 98 either gross or out of shape or just like bad at sex guys flop around for 14 hours. You think she had vetoes? I would hope. It's not this guy. Which has got to be.

Starting point is 00:14:19 Imagine you show up. Lily Phillips begs 99 guys. Get this guy out of my fucking sight. It would be 13 hours and 55 minutes. Dude, that is... If you show up to a 100-person gangbang and you get rejected, that guy goes home and kills himself.

Starting point is 00:14:38 That guy puts his head in the oven that night, bro. That shit is over. Were you in a car accident? No. Dude, think about how often girls don't even want to have sex with just one guy.

Starting point is 00:14:55 Think about how often girls don't want to have sex with the partner they signed up to have sex with. Like, yes, I will marry you and have sex for the rest of my life with you. And they're like,

Starting point is 00:15:04 I don't want to do that anymore. I love you have kids with you we have a family together i'm not fucking that guy and you let a hundred strangers run up in there they said it was just a picture he just looks a little funny today like that that's usually enough yeah right right yeah think about all the excuses of i just went to the gym or i'm hungry or I'm tired. That's for one guy for like four minutes. Yeah, but also girls notoriously are like, they end up just going for the ugly guy. What?

Starting point is 00:15:31 Like, girls notoriously just end up like dating an ugly guy. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. And that's why they don't want to have sex with them. Wait, wait. What are you saying? But they don't go for the ugly guy,

Starting point is 00:15:43 but people just settle is what you're saying. People settle yes only only girls huh i'm gonna yeah i mean i wonder if i bet you i bet you there were no felons on her list though i bet you they're fucking guys were like look i can't get work anywhere i'll do it for 10 bucks i'm fresh out the clink i've been banging guys for like a decade this is a good way to get my toe back into the water a vagina that 70 penises have recently been in is a little more my speed you i imagine being imagine doing that and then that girl sophie rain made you know like 40

Starting point is 00:16:35 million bucks for like i don't know posing like in her underwear yeah it's like go do that girl why you came up with like what this is not like you didn't have to do this this is your fucking idea go do that shit instead um so yeah we'll see uh we'll see where how a thousand i mean a thousand a thousand is ridiculous yeah a thousand is like you know saying a million a billion like it's just not gonna that would take if a guys took 14, it would have to be like... Dude, you just saying a billion just reminded me... When I was in Italy, I was very on the other side of the world, didn't pay attention to much. I did tune in for the rundown just to watch you talk, Juan Soto,

Starting point is 00:17:18 and all that good stuff. And I remember you guys were talking about how it didn't matter. Like the money, how the Yankees realized that if they'll meet you at 785, he's going 8. It didn't matter. And you guys were like, he has unlimited money. It doesn't fucking matter. And all of that, exceptionally true. He has $21 billion.

Starting point is 00:17:38 Unlimited money. When I saw that Elon Musk crossed $400 billion the other day, I was like, what are we doing? Dude, $400 billion. I thought he had like $200 billion. $400 billion is insane. He did, like not too long ago, but if you just think about how money begets money, it's like... That's fucking... He's going to have a trillion dollars.

Starting point is 00:18:00 Yeah. He's going to have a trillion dollars one day. This reminds me of the... You went from like $100 to four hundred In like a couple years The hypothetical that I sent That's if you Got two million a day But you had to spend it all the way to the end of the year

Starting point is 00:18:11 Or else you'd go to jail Yeah Two million per day? Yeah You have to spend two million bucks Absolutely not It's so hard to do That's like that

Starting point is 00:18:19 Bruce's Million movie Back in the day It's too old now Nobody knows what it is But it's like You have to spend a million dollars And you can't have anything To show for it at the end so you can't be like i bought a house so it has to be spent on things that are now like gone you could never do

Starting point is 00:18:32 that well i think there was like uh i don't i don't remember what happens in the movie but i think like somebody was like i bought a rare stamp for like hundreds of thousand dollars and then mailed it you know used it as oh okay you know what i mean shit like that so um but like you have to come up with shit like that two million a year i'm i don't know if i could do it in a day i don't know i think i go to jail day one you'd have to go to the strip club at the end of the night every night whatever you have by fucking night three there's no strip club left everyone's a millionaire yeah it was cute going around yeah all the women in town have millions of dollars they don't need to strip anymore it is interesting though because it's like to me i'm like i'll go

Starting point is 00:19:09 for it but if jail i've always said if jail is on the one side of the hypothetical i'm taking the other side no matter what so oh because you wouldn't do well but it's but jail's on the side of taking well i'm saying yeah i'm saying i just wouldn't do that yeah i just wouldn't engage in it at all yeah right agree because it's like i would like to spend $2 million a day, but the second you don't, you go to jail. I wouldn't even have fun spending $2 million a day. I'm sure you would. You would for like a day, but then it's like so much like consumption. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:39 Today I was sitting on the couch. I was going to say, my favorite thing in the world is just sitting on the couch. It costs $0. Like the day that it's like, no, no, no, you got to get up and go spend $900,000 more dollars.

Starting point is 00:19:48 I'm sure once you figure out some, like, I saw today, there's a bottle, I didn't know this existed, a bottle of Macallan 60, I believe it is.

Starting point is 00:20:00 It's a $125,000 bottle of liquor. Really? Like, I guess you you buy those i don't drink that like there's there is like shit that's expensive that you don't even there's like the gold burger huh the gold burger yeah like things that you just like everything that you do what the hell does that cost it's like a thousand bucks a nice shirt I would have No I would

Starting point is 00:20:26 No that's That's when you know You're like a broke piece of shit When you can't even figure out What you would spend money on How much are those pants? Well those are 200 Oh okay

Starting point is 00:20:40 A little bit more than usual Take a thousand pairs of those Please A little bit more than usual Took a thousand pairs of those sleeves That was That was That was the problem With spending two million dollars It's like I heard there's a good cheeseburger

Starting point is 00:20:52 Out there Bro remember we Remember we did that once Remember we went to that place That got the gold wings Yeah Where was that They had like gold

Starting point is 00:21:00 Oh that was like Wings Yeah And they were like You know Hundred dollar wings Yeah They were just like Regular ass wings Gold flaked wings. Gold flaked wings. Or some shit like that. Yeah. And they were like, you know, $100 wings. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:07 They were just like regular ass wings. But I think Elon – you know what? When I saw that the other day, it made me think about I'm just going to keep dumping all my money into Bitcoin no matter what the cost is. Like there's only 21 trillion Bitcoin, period. There will only ever be 21 trillion bitcoin oh imagine if there was only 21 trillion dollars how much a dollar would be worth yeah i mean if this this one guy has 400 billion there's billionaires everywhere there's trillions upon trillions upon trillions you know what i mean yeah there's just not or is it 20 21 million bitcoins yeah 21 uh so these guys are pushing trillions, and there's only 21 million Bitcoin. I mean, it's crazy.

Starting point is 00:21:49 Yeah, that's a great – I honestly didn't even know that. Think about all of the millionaires and billionaires in the world, and there's only 21 million Bitcoin. So if you have one of them, you're one of a fraction of people in the world who are going to have them. And it stops in 2042 or 4 or something like that. It stops. It's done. There are no more. Ever.

Starting point is 00:22:09 So there aren't 21 million right now. Correct. Right now, there's still the mining and all that shit going on. I don't know how that works. But they still are solving those mathematical equations, which then create Bitcoin, which allowed the market to be fed. But every four years, they half of they do half and it gets harder and harder and harder and then it stops so imagine if you were just like i've got

Starting point is 00:22:33 you know these guys who have like thousands of bitcoins like there's only millions of bitcoins period so and wait how did they come across that number it's just um i don't know how they came up with it but you know that was it's it's one of the weirder like systems where it's like i always kept being like someone's gonna find a way to just be like fuck it we're making more it's like the way the u.s reserve like prints more money because they just they just do it and i don't quite understand you went horsey there what you went a little horsey what horsey there. What? You want a little horsey? What, horsey? Yeah. I heard it. Yeah. They print more money.

Starting point is 00:23:08 Print it. You want a name for us? Ooh, Kevin's a little horsey boy. Print the money. They will print money. I can't do it because I have Lucy's in. Imagine somebody's on TV talking. They're just...

Starting point is 00:23:30 I can't do it. Oh, look who wants to be a horse boy now. I can do it, just not and say print. Print. Print. There it is. You got to do it now. Boys are just so dumb, huh?

Starting point is 00:23:49 Guys are just so stupid. This is the horse section of our show. People are just turning off the show. Fuck this podcast. We've been doing it for 15 goddamn years. What do you want from us? But yeah, 400 billion is like... I really do think at some point you got to start giving it away or some shit.

Starting point is 00:24:12 Like what? I always wonder what that means too. I know a lot of it's not liquid. It's not 400 billion sitting there, right? But a lot of it is. But you also do. You have a bank account that has like 75 billion dollars. When you say it's not liquid, you have it. you just don't feel like taking it out it's there you

Starting point is 00:24:28 can take it if you want it right but i mean like in terms of just like actual dollars is there you know it's like twitter is worth this much and spacex is worth that much and tesla's worth that much it's probably a lot of it but do you have like 50 billion ready to just go 100 billion 10 billion like i don't know how much of that is just money that you could be like, I'll transfer that to you right now. I don't have to sell anything. I have 75 billion dollars

Starting point is 00:24:53 just sitting there. That's insane. That's nuts. It's insane. It's like, no wonder there's fucking inflation. Everybody just has all the money. There's money everywhere. This means nothing.

Starting point is 00:25:03 We're going to have a million dollar bill soon. It's going to be like those countries where bread costs like a million dollars. Because Elon Musk has 400 of it. That's nuts.

Starting point is 00:25:12 It's so much money. And that's why he's like a fucking asshole. You know what I mean? It's like, if you had 400 billion dollars, you'd be like, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:25:19 I don't listen to anybody about anything ever. I do whatever I want. It is kind of crazy that he's like a full-blown autistic dude. Like, that's, you know. It gets overlooked a little bit. He's nuts, man.

Starting point is 00:25:31 Has he been diagnosed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure he's full-blown. Is he kind of their champion? I think so. I would make him my king. I think it's more World of T-shirts. Dude, that is so good. this is our guy right here um i watched uh i watched heretic the other night either you guys seen it

Starting point is 00:25:53 that's a scary one yeah i want to see that heretic i recommend you watch it yeah i don't i can't why you don't like scary movies she's a. I recommend you watch it for one very specific scene. Which movie is it? It's Hugh Grant. Okay, yeah. A24. So the whole thing is about these two girls. Two young missionaries become ensnared in a deadly game of cat and mouse when they knock on the door of a diabolical Mr. Reed.

Starting point is 00:26:17 Trapped in his home, they must turn to their faith if they want to make it out alive. He's like a... I don't know. Religious freak? Yeah, I don't know. Religious freak? Yeah, I don't know. He studies religion, so he knows all about every religion. Anthropologist? No.

Starting point is 00:26:32 No. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know exactly what it is. But he's got like, so he's like poking holes in things, but like finding truths in things. And it's kind of interesting. Like, I didn't know, and I haven't researched this, but it seemed accurate, where he was, like, talking about how Catholicism is, like, the collection of all these religions. He's like, December 25th is the birthday of God on, like, this religion, which was a thousand years before Catholicism. And it's all kinds of interesting shit like that.

Starting point is 00:26:57 And they're debating. They're Mormon. So Mormonism comes up, and all these religions and stuff come up. And then about halfway through the movie, there's there's you know something that moves the plot forward and things change and there's kind of this conversation between the girl and him and she's like i think something happened tonight i think you you're off kilter you're off book right now and you don't know what to do i think something something happened and he's like oh really because what about maybe it's blank blank blank blank and he starts like spelling out this new theory of all these religions they discussed but this new theory is this one called

Starting point is 00:27:28 the simulation theory and and they both go this one's not sticking is it like like the whole movie they've had this one's dumb only idiots would talk about this like she's like you can tell this one's not really sticking hot. He goes, yeah, I kind of can. But that's the thing. How is that less credible than a big man in the sky? No, they're not. It's not. It's just they're all not really credible.

Starting point is 00:27:56 And I'm not saying that simulation is credible. Double slit theory. But, like, what you're saying is, like, the same thing people said about fucking Scientology when that came out. Like, why is this less credible than that? That just has more lore to it. You're right. They're both as equally insane. But this one has 2,000 years of people thinking it out. Dumb people thousands of years ago who were stupider than they are now and more gullible than they are now believed it.

Starting point is 00:28:18 But in those 2,000 years since, people have found things to support it. So that has more time of people looking for evidence to support it. So that has more time of people looking for evidence to support it. I don't believe in any of them, but there is more lore. I wouldn't even use the word evidence, but there's more lore. There's more stuff to back it up. It's a better told and sold story. Exactly. I can go, yeah, you're

Starting point is 00:28:38 right. I can't explain that one. Yours is just like, we're a computer. We gotta work on our pitch. Okay, so riddle me this. You say that. I don't know. I always so riddle me this. Like, you say that, I don't know, I always say riddle me this. I don't like that about myself. I'm the riddler. Jackie's gonna come in

Starting point is 00:28:52 just like Jim Carrey. Question marks everywhere. I hear myself too when I talk about the simulation. Stop saying that. Okay, but just, but riddle me this. Hear me out.

Starting point is 00:29:03 Okay, you say that computers, we make computers like after ourselves, right? But like computers dying is a fault. We're not like designing computers specifically to die at the end of like the day or whatever when it's all charged up. No, we just have not figured it out. If we could figure it out, we would. Same way that we go to sleep. But no, but like tech companies, what's it called? Planned.

Starting point is 00:29:30 Planned. That's not opulence. Same way with like bugs. Obsolescence. Obsolescence. Yeah. Like planned obsolescence is a thing in tech. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 00:29:40 But like you, I'm sure that they can make it a like a little bit, but like you would need like a giant they haven't figured out how to fully make like a charge that will last 1000 of the time you know same way that like we go to sleep well i'm losing it a little bit the point is like if we're creating computers to like match us yeah like it doesn't and like same with like cancer and like some kind of bug that your computer has like these aren't like faults that we're trying to design after us we just all we just happen to have the same faults okay you know what i mean so So the naturally occurring problems with the computer kind of match the natural problems. Yeah, like naturally occurring problems are the same ones that we have, which is kind of crazy.

Starting point is 00:30:31 You get tired, you lose your memory. You get tired. You get sick, you get a virus, like that kind of shit. But they're the same things that like animals have. Yeah, but we are animals. Yeah. So that's all the same like category. But I'm saying like we're not designing these, like people are like, like yeah computers are a lot like us because we design them to be like us

Starting point is 00:30:47 but then like why do they have the same faults as us even like we're not trying to make it so that it gets it yeah like the flow of like one example is like the way that like water flows or whatever is like we haven't been able in real life to figure out that like equation like people for years and years and years trying to figure out like i don't know i don't know what that means but the way the water flows and like in animation like the one thing they can't figure out is how to like design water so that it flows in a way that actually makes it look like we it's the same things that we can't figure out between online or like you know computers and here okay so that's just another thing to think about. Just putting that out there.

Starting point is 00:31:25 I promise you this much. John will never think about it. I've been riddled. You've riddled me that. Yeah, no, the water situation does. Yeah, I don't have an answer for you there. I'll tell you what is a problem. The drones.

Starting point is 00:31:47 They need to just come out and explain. Come up with a story. Yeah. Come up with a fucking story. Because it's going to be. Well, I've kind of missed this. So the last like. Put it in our song.

Starting point is 00:31:55 We're going on like three. We're going on like a month now. It's been like since Thanksgiving. Oh, really? Yes. There's just been drones over New Jersey. And now it's starting to get over New York. And nobody knows who they are.

Starting point is 00:32:06 And, like, government officials, local government, like New Jersey, you know, senators and governors and mayors, all that shit are like, we don't know what it is. We're asking questions. We're being told they don't know what it is. The Pentagon is like, these are not ours. Then they're like, oh, so they're foreign. And they're like, nope, they're not foreign. And then they're like, well, is there any danger? And they're like oh so they're they're foreign and they're like nope they're not foreign and then they're like well is there any danger and they're like we don't think so but we don't know it's like what the fuck is going on i agree but they have like they have

Starting point is 00:32:34 like red and green lights they're like almost like faa compliant they look kind of like a plane okay so it's like it's not uh an alien otherworldly thing it's like a person made this and they're not they're not they i guess they don't have any answer so i guess that would lead you to think that there's like some black ops something in the government that's like above even the fbi and the pentagon because they're like we don't know but i don't know come up with a fucking story and just tell us that but like i i don't need a story you don't but the whole god why do people like why do people need a story like there's so much stuff happening that i don't know about and i don't like i'm like i don't know what that is i don't know what that is like most of the things in the world i don't know what they are or what

Starting point is 00:33:19 their purpose is why do i need to know what the drones are for but most people aren't like you and then they become these like if we don't have people like shooting them down and shit yeah yeah like people go crazy when they don't know we need so just say some order like not to be like a communist but like at some point like we need some good old-fashioned why do you deserve this answer it's i don't know it's a fucking thing in the sky you're fine like you're not gonna do anything crazy but there's people out there who are like oh like if there's who are like, if there's this non-government, they don't even know what it is. There's no order.

Starting point is 00:33:49 And they're going to go crazy and shit things down. Okay, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. So some people, there's a couple theories. One is that there's a mothership, an Iranian mothership off the coast of America that is sending in smaller drones to spy. I'm picturing a goddamn Independence Day,

Starting point is 00:34:05 like gigantic ship, like off the coast of Jersey. I don't think that's the case. Some people think that there's a theory that, actually, I don't know if it's a theory or Google this. I think it's actually news that a nuke went missing in Ukraine. I don't know if that's a rumor or it happened. Oh, I'm on this episode of Designated Survivor right now. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:34:26 So I was looking for Ukrainian nuclear bomb. But is that the – like is there – that's what I was going to say is that the rumor is that these drones are looking for it. But I don't know if there's actually a missing nuke or if someone just made that part up too. But so that's a theory is that there's – It's a theory, right? And then there's a theory that there was some guy who runs a fucking drone company or some shit and said that a lot of these are used to test for radiation. So they think that there's a dirty bomb, something went wrong, that there's radiation out there.

Starting point is 00:34:54 But so the problem is, I think what you need to tell people shit is because they start saying shit like this. All of a sudden you're going to have crazy people being like, we're getting covered in radiation. There was a couple stories went viral. No, that's a fair argument a couple stories went viral that um this guy was like my neighbor was in the military and he just picked up with his family and left and then someone else was like my neighbor was military and they're gone too so now they're like the all the people in the military knew to like evacuate the area so it's like just say the fucking weather balloon thing. Be like, we're testing the weather. And then people will go, okay.

Starting point is 00:35:28 And smart people will be like, no, you're not. This was like for Google Maps. Yeah, right. That's what I was. That was what I first thought it was going to be. It's like, this is a new way to do GPS. I'd be like, all right, that sounds reasonable. The thing is, though, it's been like every night for three weeks, and it goes on for the whole night.

Starting point is 00:35:44 And there's like dozens of them. Some of them are like the size of a car. Some of them are big. Some of them are small. And then they said people said – It's just someone's bar mitzvah. Just a videographer getting good pictures. They said when they flew their drones next to it, up to it, because people are like trying to go after them, that they would like die immediately.

Starting point is 00:36:10 Whoa. But you can't trust any i was just saying these are like the same people in texas with the snow like i put the snow in the microwave and it doesn't melt they were like my battery was fully charged dude you don't understand science yeah they're like my battery was fully charged and like then it would die and I was like it probably wasn't fully charged one of those batteries you were talking about that could never die they do they do have more I mean wait speaking of the snow people

Starting point is 00:36:33 whatever happened to the people who like became magnetic because of COVID they really got the vaccine they're like now spoons stick to me what's that guy up to today

Starting point is 00:36:42 that was unbelievable it was the equivalent of people like hanging spoons on their nose right and everyone was unbelievable it was the equivalent of people like hanging spoons on their nose right and everyone was like look at this

Starting point is 00:36:48 people would be like look I have a thousand spoons on me since the vaccine and everyone's like I don't know this guy's got a good point maybe something's happening

Starting point is 00:36:54 you've got to be the dumbest motherfucker alive cover me in spoons bro we'll get rid of we'll get rid of this vaccine cover me in metal you should do like a draft rid of this vaccine. Cover me in metal.

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Starting point is 00:40:11 Caitlin Clark's not doing enough. These girls got to get better, man. This is – the day was four to one at the half. I was just dying. They just – it's just a jump ball every single time. They just dribble right at somebody and they just hold the ball. Jump ball. Shay plays in a girls league?

Starting point is 00:40:29 Yeah. I'm surprised. I feel like girls leagues. You want to hear some fucked up shit? Some really fucked up shit? I don't even know if I was going to tell this. I thought that was kind of like a dig at Shay. Being like, she's pretty butch. No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:40:40 She plays with the girls? I think like I played hockey with girls until like high school and then there were girls teams and boys teams. Like it was like the girls just kind of played with us. high school, and then there were girls teams and boys teams. It was like the girls just kind of played with us. There's so many kids who play basketball. It's exciting. So there's so many kids who play basketball in her school. They split up the teams.

Starting point is 00:40:53 Shay's team stinks. They lose every game. And then the other team, same age group, just 12 other girls because there's too many, and they have this superstar. She scores like 20 points a game and they win every game. And some fucking degenerate in the crowd stood up while she was just killing this other team and goes, that's a boy. She shouldn't even be on the court. Get her out of here.

Starting point is 00:41:17 That's a boy. She's just a regular – not like it would really matter, but she's just a regular fucking girl. She's just good at basketball. And it was not my team. I'm, like, ready to, like, hunt these people down and ruin their lives. That's fucking insane. That is, like, she's probably eight. And, like, apparently, as I understood it, like, the gym, it was, like, record scratch. Like, the girl, like, turned and was, like.

Starting point is 00:41:44 Oh, my God. That's going to, like, be one of those things that just, like, ha like the girl like turned and was like oh my god that's gonna like be one of those things that just like haunts the girl absolutely I was like if that was me I think it was a woman too I think it was a mom

Starting point is 00:41:51 I think I would like punch that woman the mom who's at it yeah dude someone needs to throw her a fucking blanket party well I guess a bunch

Starting point is 00:41:57 of the dads were like you gotta get the fuck out and they kicked her out I hope it was like a vicious kick like a literally like a bouncing yeah I hope that eight year old boy goes and kicks the shit out of her.

Starting point is 00:42:10 Like if it's the girl, I don't know fully, but it's like the girl I'm thinking of, and I understand it to be, it's like regular fucking girl. I never even thought about that. Like that must happen a lot now. Just like any time your kid's getting fucking worked by someone, the default yeah that's a boy right that's fucking you so i i heard that like they're they're like asking around and like trying to like run it up the the league like to like the commissioner i think it's cyos would be like a pastor or something like that um and like oh good luck i was gonna say the last person you want fucking running it'll just hide that shit but i was like that team i mean you

Starting point is 00:42:49 don't want to like punish the kids but i want to be like that team should be like blasted out of the league forever that is fucking i'm sure she had like some post-nut clarity on that being like why did i say that i'm saying like in the heat of the moment. Lily Phillips. I shouldn't have called that kid a transsexual. I would sincerely fucking hope, man. Like if you don't have regret after that, I think I would lock that woman up. That's like a pre-crime. I don't think that woman can be trusted. If that's your default in a public setting to do that, you should probably go to jail.

Starting point is 00:43:26 Yeah. Or at the very least, be beat up. She should lose her job. Yeah, right. That's the, like, I usually don't, like, you know,

Starting point is 00:43:33 like that. I don't want people to call someone's job, lose your scholarship, whatever it is. That woman probably should. The worst should befall that woman. Like, if I heard that, like,

Starting point is 00:43:43 five dads beat the shit out of her in the parking lot, I'd be like, co-sign. Fucking co-sign that. I wish I was there. The only thing I don't like about it is that I wasn't there to get a kick into it. I mean, if that was Shay, I would, not exaggerating, I would bum rush that woman in the crowd. I would be out of control insane. I don't know what if their parents were there or what but like i also love to think that like the game resumed and she just fucking

Starting point is 00:44:09 started killing them yeah yeah they don't boo nobody's run down the court what am i like um few memories from i played basketball when i was like younger and then like for some reason it was like i was really young and like for some reason in the middle of the game like there was like this bench and it was like wooden and then there was like a hole in it and there was water in it and i like everybody knows the wooden bench hole water bowl hole yeah i was like whatever and i like went over and i like drank from it as if i were a dog and my parents were like what what possessed you to do that? I don't even, I can't even picture. You said a bench? It's like a bench.

Starting point is 00:44:48 Indoor court or outdoor court? There was like an indoor court. And there was like a divot in the bench. And then there was. Filled with water? There was water for some reason. That's called a puddle. Yeah, so there was a puddle in the bench.

Starting point is 00:44:59 Like somebody spilled their water on the bench. Okay, sorry. Right? I mean, I've never even heard of what we're describing here. No, it's not a thing. It's like just there happened to be a puddle on the bench okay sorry right i mean i've never even heard of what we're describing here no it's not a thing it's like just there happened to be a puddle on the bench okay you're getting too caught up and then for some reason i just go and i drink from it like a dog when you say like drink from like a dog did you crawl to it yeah Why don't you just show it? I don't know. No, no, no. You need a divot.

Starting point is 00:45:35 I don't remember how I got to the water, but I do remember being on my hands and knees. And then I just remember a mom coming up to, like some kind of mom coming up to me and being like, Hey, dude, like, what are you doing? Hey, yo. Is there a problem? Yeah. And then I just remember my parents being like, but why did you do that? So those are your basketball memories, huh?

Starting point is 00:46:00 Or that they're just like, this is just not for her. I guess with your hands, how deep was the hole? Because, like, I'm picturing, like, those wooden benches that pull out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then just a regular hole. Yeah, like bleachers. And then just a regular hole in it.

Starting point is 00:46:16 You guys are getting really worked up on the logistics of this. Hole's not the right word. It's more like a divot. Okay, so it was a divot. Well, you described it as a water wooden bench. It's just the fucking bleachers with water on it. Yeah, yeah, with water on it. And there was, like, there was enough for a divot. Okay, so it wasn't, it was a divot. Well, you described it as a water wooden bench. It's just a fucking bleachers with water on it. Yeah, yeah, with water on it. And there was like, there was, there's a number of puddles.

Starting point is 00:46:28 Yeah, because there's like a little bit of a, for your ass. I'm more, I'm more emphasize the puddle because I wanted to like say the point, like it was enticing. It was like. You would want it to. If you saw it, you'd be licking your jaw. It wasn't just like that. Like I wouldn't, I wouldn't be like you know possessed to

Starting point is 00:46:45 go like big water from that right now good to know if you get a little hole if you get a little divot in there it's funny you say that because i see like watching some of these girls like i mean no one went as far to drink a puddle of water off the fucking ground. But a girl on Shay's team laid fully down on the bench. She had her stomach and her arms and legs were dangling. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was just like, that's just crazy. And then another two girls sat right next to each other with their arms around each other on the bench.

Starting point is 00:47:21 I was just like, girls are so weird. It just would never happen on a boys team so i was watching that and if some if one of them just like got down on their hands and knees and started slurping up bench water i might be like i don't know those girls are weird it wouldn't be that crazy i think i just learned about the concept of like dogs using their tongues it's like little balls so you were laughing it it up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was making, like, a whole scene. I'm sure the reps were like, Foul? Two fouls? Sometimes, like,

Starting point is 00:47:57 this is, like, one of those, I mean, everyone has embarrassing stuff with their kids, but, like, just sometimes when people are like, oh, like, I think I've said this, but, like, when people are like, oh my god, when you, like like say to the waitress like oh you have a good meal too i'm like you guys are not doing enough embarrassing shit if that's your bad yeah i heard you say that on fishbowl it's like that that is that's yeah that's very normal like very fucking that's what you're thinking about it i drank bench water okay i drank bench water everyone made fun of my nipples for 12 years okay i don't give a

Starting point is 00:48:26 fuck that i told the waitress have a good meal they called me baloney nippers yeah that's so true um and we're all just a little horsey today i guess how was how was wicked i don't actually like i have that many thoughts on it it was so good well i saw i haven't seen it i didn't realize they they doomed us that there's part two. Oh, yeah. What they give you is enough. Oh, my God. It's so good. The ending chills.

Starting point is 00:48:54 I actually went to the play the day Wicked came. Instead of going to the movie, I went to the play. More than me. I'm John. I don't go to Wicked the movie. I need a point to go to the theater. Don't John. I don't go to Wicked the movie. Well, don't worry. I need a point to go to the theater. Don't worry.

Starting point is 00:49:09 I'd already seen it. This was my second time seeing it. But I didn't feel good, so I left it intermission. And I was like, because it ends on Defying Gravity. I don't know if the movie does. But I was like, I saw Popular. I saw Defying Gravity. This is a good breaking point.

Starting point is 00:49:26 But I still haven't seen the movie, and I want to, because I think it's going to be the inverse of Barbenheimer. I thought Gladiator was good. Actually, I've seen it twice. I liked it a lot more the second time. It came out on the same day? Yeah. I want to go see September 5th today, though.

Starting point is 00:49:40 That's what I'm going to go see tonight. What's that one? I think that's going to be my favorite movie of the year. What's that about? It's about the – I love journalism movies so it's kind of like spotlighty i guess well it's about like they're always about they're always investigating something interesting like and like all the president's men is one of my favorite movies spotlight one of my favorite movies this is um the uh september 6th is my birthday by the way

Starting point is 00:50:05 so this is a good way to remember it it's a great way to remember it yeah um it is uh the munich olympics the terrorist attack and like the i forget what organization what news organization it was like cbs or abc or whatever but basically their their sports division was like no no we're not throwing it back to news division. This is our story. And it's like them covering it, but it's like sports journalists trying to figure out how you cover a fucking terrorist attack. And it stars Peter Sarsgaard, and I love him. Dude, Say Nothing is so fucking good.

Starting point is 00:50:39 Yeah. You guys seen the show yet? It's about the IRA. And I feel like I'm always prone to that. Like I'm just leaning towards anything that's – there's so much Italian mob shit. You get a little bit of the Irish stuff. It's cool. And it's all at least based on a true story and true and real people.

Starting point is 00:50:58 But it's fucking great. I know a lot of people have been watching lioness uh alpha recommendation once you're done with that move on to say nothing and it's it's like the two girls i think they were the first girls in the ira who weren't just like sewing and yeah medic shit you know they were blowing shit up and whatnot um but it's cool there's a jerry adams is like the head of the ira i guess at least at this point in the story. And at the beginning and end of every episode, it says Jerry Adams denies any and all involvement in the IRA. They had to put out a disclaimer every fucking episode.

Starting point is 00:51:34 I think Jerry Adams was in it. But it's kind of like it's being told in two different – it's like almost a guy is doing like a podcast or like a – there's some sort of like recording going on. And he's sitting down with the girl like 40 years later and she's retelling the story. So it's kind of like two timelines and it is – it's fucking awesome. Yeah, I've heard very, very good things. It's really, really good. We are in a moment, man.

Starting point is 00:52:00 They just keep on coming out. I heard the agency on Showtime is good. I haven't seen that yet. I saw that. I finished Lionus last night. I think I finished it. That final episode was fucking awesome. Banger.

Starting point is 00:52:12 I thought the middle of season two was like, if I had to pick the worst part of Linus, I thought they kind of lost their way there. Another just lesbian relationship just jammed in a show for no reason. Those are all over the place. If you would have told 13-year-old me that one day there's going to be lesbians in every tv show and you're gonna be mad about it i would have told you no fucking way but every i i'm like i'm watching and i'm like oh i know where this is going like they just lock eyes for a second i'm like they're gonna kiss they're gonna fucking kiss for no goddamn reason it was like never in a million years they're

Starting point is 00:52:42 kissing it makes no fucking some kind of like quota that you have i i i don't want to be one of those people but it feels that way yeah it really for some of these shows what was the the um remember the um the edgar allen pot one that was like checked every fucking box yeah yeah yeah some of them are just like but you know what i i actually i i i thought that for a while i actually saw sam jay kind of explaining it once and i was like oh that actually makes sense I mean I guess if you think about how many straight relationships there are but it's like she's like look I want to tell my stories

Starting point is 00:53:11 but I want other people to have access to them where she was like I want other people to be able to relate and like yes every story is relatable on any sense but it's easier to relate when you see people who are like you doing it I don't mind that I'm more like the one in lioness is like the most inappropriate time for any sort of romantic yeah yeah right like you're in the middle of like a cartel international

Starting point is 00:53:37 terrorist like mission you know and you're like let's fucking fool around in bed right now like literally i think they get interrupted. Like, it's go time. If there was any potential for go time any minute, I'm not fingering some girl. Straight or gay. It's all crazy. But I see where she was coming from when it was like, if you have this character written and they're sexual, it doesn't matter what they are. It doesn't matter if it's creed, race, color, anything.

Starting point is 00:54:03 If it doesn't matter, then why not have them be something else because then that group of people finds the whole story easier to relate to because like oh someone like me is involved in this right and then it's more of what mass appeal all that stuff i was like oh that actually like from a business sense makes a lot of sense right right i think it's just more there was there were it was stories shows i can't remember off the top of my head but they were all shows where it was stories, shows. I can't remember off the top of my head, but they were all shows where it was like, you just don't need a romantic relationship right now. And they're just... Fisting it in.

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Starting point is 00:55:07 for sure there was a felon the guy who used to pretend to be the zombies but I'm never gonna be somebody

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Starting point is 00:55:18 yeah I mean I just I can't do it like nothing else in the world would you be like like hey man like you know

Starting point is 00:55:24 this car is a real piece of shit. I'm going to drive it off the lot. I'm going to fix this up. No, I want the one that works. Well, that was a bad example because people do that a lot. Yeah, but not like they don't want it to be. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:37 It's not like their thing. You know, it happens, but it's not like you want a shitty. Give me the one that's broken. I saw that video of him skateboarding yesterday. I was like, damn, he is cool. Do you you see that video he's like a good ass skateboarder dude i really don't i i get i get it that healthcare is fucked up and shit but like he just is a murderer and people like just openly i said this with ricky the other day when you we haven't talked about it yet together though but. But it was like, government name, face on your profile, being like, this guy's awesome.

Starting point is 00:56:09 Yeah. It's like, he's a psychopath. He put out this manifesto and all this shit. It's like, he's like a school shooter, except he picked a different topic. And you guys are like, fuck yeah. But I personally agree with you. I'm like, I don't know man that's but like if my mom died because health care denied her i would take that as like a personal attack like if it was like my mom has

Starting point is 00:56:31 diabetes and they're like we're not covering it anymore i get and my mom died you fucking killed my mom i do get that but like it's just you know i don't know it's like when a bunch of fucking cops end up dead because there was police brutality. And it's like, well, I wanted to make a point. You know what I mean? No. Like, if I was just like, if somebody murdered a bunch of cops and they're like, well, cops were bad to like my cops abused, you know. But if it was like the cop who did it, I'd be like.

Starting point is 00:56:57 Yeah, but it's not. I mean, it's like. Yeah. You killed the cop who killed your mom. I don't agree with your actions, but I see how you got there. Yeah, I guess. It's like, same people. I'm going to fucking kill the CEO of Planned Parenthood.

Starting point is 00:57:11 You know what I mean? These are all things that if you just feel a certain way about it, you can't go around killing people. Look, you're not getting an argument from me. I completely agree. But I also... I can relate to it. I'm just like, I think it's very childish to be like, I don't like this thing. So we kill people over it.

Starting point is 00:57:27 That's pretty bare minimum as a human to not do that, I think. Yeah, no, I'm with you. I always talk about that scene in Homeland when Claire Danes is talking to the kid. Remember, she's banging that kid in season afghanistan or whatever country they're in and he there's a line that always stuck out to me where he was like he puts it's a beautiful blue sky day and he points to the sky and he's like your people made me afraid of the sky yeah and i was like he's more like drones like dropping bombs on him and i was like oh i can yeah i can see how you're the bad guy like no i get that and i can see how you're pretty pissed at us. No, I get that. And I can see, like, you're like, yeah, you denied health care to my mom, my wife, my husband, my whatever, who, like, could live. They could live.

Starting point is 00:58:12 And you chose not to let them live. I get why you're pissed off. Right, right. I just, you know, if you go down the road of, like, when there's a system that's broken and we don't like it, so we kill people over it. That's not a great way to put it. I mean, do you have the juice? Do you have the juice to make it a revolution? Luigi might.

Starting point is 00:58:32 Yeah. Because, like, I mean, like, you can make that argument about any revolution in history. You can make it about the French Revolution. You can make that argument about the American Revolution. Like, oh, we don't like, we don't have taxes. We don't just kill people. Like, well, we did. Yeah, we did.

Starting point is 00:58:42 Yeah. Somebody made a deck of cards with all the CEOs' faces. You know, they have the cards in, like, in war when you're playing cards. They have all of the terrorists' faces. Yeah. So you, like, recognize who they are. So it's like, if you're a CEO, you're going to get murdered. Did this guy have a wife and kids?

Starting point is 00:59:00 Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Totally. Oh, that's not really talked about. He's a regular dude. I'm sure he's, like, a regular guy who worked's a regular dude yeah sure he's like a regular guy worked at a fucking uh insurance company until he like rose through the ranks and it's probably a

Starting point is 00:59:10 extremely complicated system it's like everyone's like yeah universal health care it's like that shit doesn't work it's like it's very fucking hard to do for a country of 400 million people like get good care you're dead now yeah but i also don't i don't allow like like respect that like it's hard to do that's what people argued about ncaa for so long like well it's hard to figure out how to pay the kids we'll fucking figure it out yeah yeah but it's like but i do think it's like when you have universal care like i think you get shitty doctors you know yeah like if you i think people come to america for doctors a lot of times because it's like we're not the free doctors

Starting point is 00:59:43 it's capital you know what i mean it's like anything else in the world where it's like if it's free, it's not high quality, but it's widespread. I just, I think it's, I don't think it's as easy as people think. That's not a reason to not fix it. I get it all. I mean, I've been saying to people like the amount of people who are like

Starting point is 01:00:00 you've never had any problems or whatever. It's like I've dealt with so much bullshit healthcare stuff and so many bills. And I had to go through divorce shit because of healthcare. I had to pay out of pocket for surgery. I've done it all, man. I just don't think you'll kill people. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:15 But that is the minority opinion, which is crazy. I don't have the ball. But again, we've done it throughout history. We've killed people who we disagreed with, and it changed things. I don't think it's the best way to go about things, but it's the only way it's worked most of the time. Yeah. It's already working, and I don't think it is. I think there was one thing that got rolled back or changed.

Starting point is 01:00:38 But I don't... There is sweeping... If it works, yeah. That's history. You get to write the history books when you win. But until then, it's like, I don't know. But my bigger thing is I just don't think he's as hot as people are acting. It does make me feel better, though, about, like, the fact that he's able to get, like, for girls, girls are always the ones that are like, well, it changes things if he's hot.

Starting point is 01:01:01 Like, it's creepy if you're not, but it changes things if he's hot. But now it's like, okay, we all agree that if you're attractive, you guys are on the same page. If you're attractive, you can get away with more. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you can get away with murder. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:14 How about the poor bastard who's not going to get his reward? That's crazy. Crazy. That's crazy. That's like some red tape bullshit. It's a never snitch. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:27 Because they're going to find a way to fuck you. Yeah. Yeah. Like the next guy who, you know, is like the next guy who catches somebody in that case, rather than just like calling someone right away, it's going to be like, all right, wait a minute. Hang on. I got to look this up. Who am I going to call?

Starting point is 01:01:40 By the time they fucking figure it out, the guy's going to be gone. It's honestly like if you're thinking of it from a future standpoint, it's an incredibly stupid thing for the government to not be like, here's your $60,000. $60,000, dude? I don't think I would call. I mean, obviously, it would be case dependent, but I'd probably be like, I'm not getting involved here.

Starting point is 01:01:59 Totally. And if $60,000 was an appealing thing and be like, they're going to fuck me on that anyway. Like I definitely, I would never call. Yeah. I don't want to deal with the police. I want to be a witness.

Starting point is 01:02:09 If you want people to keep calling, just don't, don't read tape. 60 grand is literally nothing to the government. Literally from Elon. Literally nothing. Print it and pull it out of a little machine. Here's a couple bills.

Starting point is 01:02:22 Here's a little stack of cash. There you go. It's crazy. That poor guy cash there you go it's crazy that poor guy i'm sure it's like uh i'm sure he's getting right money i don't think i don't oh maybe somebody like stepped up but we got so few people on the side of this yeah yeah on that side like if it was reverse i'm sure a celebrity or somebody would be like here you go but everyone all the celebrities like fuck that dead guy you shouldn't have snitched did burger king actually tweet we don't snitch or was that a fake tweet i'm sure that had to have been a fake tweet i don't know though it's

Starting point is 01:02:51 there's like almost every other time like that's 100 fake there's like one percent of me that's like it the way this is moving on social media right now i can see it's fake it's fake yeah i mean there is a lot of support yeah it. I think they could have done it. Yeah, like, I personally find it hard to, like, co-sign a murder. But, like, if you killed my family, or, like, I'd get it. Yeah. Like, it makes sense to me. Do you think all these girls would actually fuck this guy?

Starting point is 01:03:19 Do you think they're all talk or they would do it? When it's like, okay, you got to go in a room alone with this guy. Do you believe it or not? You better be right that he's just mad at the healthcare system because I think he's a little bit nutty. Yeah, actually nutty. But like the photo of him at McDonald's is like that's hot. Like that guy with like the crooked kind of smile thing.

Starting point is 01:03:43 I don't know if that's the same guy. Yeah, that's the other thing is that, you know, there are, there are, they were looking at the eyebrows. Yeah, the eyebrows or whatever. Did you see the kid who got dressed and looked exactly like him

Starting point is 01:03:53 and gets in the car with his mom? He shows up in like a green jacket and a gray hoodie and he has like a fro and the eyebrows and the mom's like, no, no, no, go change. It's not a joke.

Starting point is 01:04:02 Go change right now. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? It is also so hot being like, him out the car with handcuffs, like being escorted by the police like that. Yeah. And yelling. Oh, I didn't see that.

Starting point is 01:04:13 He was like screaming. He was screaming some, you know, manifesto in a fit of rage that you see. That's where I'm like. But no, I thought I thought it was an appealing fit of rage where I was like, I like this dude's fucking about it. Yeah, at least you got to continue the job. Express is all about creating confidence through easy, modern, everyday outfits for whatever life throws at you. I've seen Connor over at Mostly Sports talking about he's getting his foundation for his outfits.

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Starting point is 01:05:35 is stealing like you know like stealing sweatshirts from guys is obviously a thing is stealing socks a thing no but i need the socks right now you know it's like you as you get older like you actually want socks for christmas yeah maybe it's just like you're you're aging up where girls are like it's like happened fairly like not regularly because you guys have good socks you guys have good thick Yeah. Like the dainty little doll socks. I'll be like, why the fuck are my socks gone? Where are all my fucking socks? And I'll see people in my fucking socks.

Starting point is 01:06:13 I'm like, what the fuck are you doing with my goddamn socks? Yeah, I'd steal a sock. Yeah, I'd steal a sock. Yeah, well, you're a dog. I feel like girls wouldn't want to steal a guy's socks, though. Yeah. Yeah, no. Every time I see it, I'm like, you wouldn't want to steal a guy's socks though um yeah yeah no like every time i see i'm like you don't want those what the fuck is the hell about yeah not that i do like my socks are just on my feet i don't have any weird hobbies with my socks yeah but you

Starting point is 01:06:35 never know like most guys you can't trust of like are they clean do they do laundry sometimes i do genuinely think like like what do i deserve like what not not in terms of that like how well do I know this guy like do I deserve a sweatshirt yeah yeah you know have I earned that or maybe it's just like you know I'll just go for a pair of socks I mean like you know if you're if you're're a certain caliber and you steal a hoodie, no one's complaining. You know what I mean? I've never cared in the first place. I mean, I think it's a little bit of a trope to be like, that was like my favorite hoodie or whatever.

Starting point is 01:07:16 I could see a scenario where it's like, I like that hoodie. Just don't take it from me. But also, especially at the time of life where I feel like that's happening in like college and shit like that i'd be like you can steal my car yeah yeah just keep having sex with me whatever also like i stole that sweetie from my friend so what do i give a shit i dude in college like pretty like put two like shore houses and stuff like that like half the clothes I wore were mine Yeah

Starting point is 01:07:46 I still have like A lot of like pennies I never played lacrosse I got like ten pennies I played lacrosse one year But none of the pennies Are mine You call them pennies?

Starting point is 01:07:54 In pennies? I thought it was pennies Pennies Yeah not pennies I mean I I say pennies And everyone I know Says pennies

Starting point is 01:08:02 Really? That's not right Well like Pennies? Me and again Every single and everyone I know says pennies. Really? That's not right. Well, well, like me and again, every single person that I know, like a penny,

Starting point is 01:08:11 like a, like a penny, but like, but like a penny. Nah. I mean, there was a time in my life. I definitely said that a penny. Okay.

Starting point is 01:08:19 Then why are you acting like, well, just like that. I learned the correct way to say it. So do you spell it P I N N Y. I don't know how often I type it out, but I i would spell it with an i yeah yeah i i don't think i've ever written it out but it's a penny portion and that's penny talk i mean it's definitely penny it's pennies yeah i mean it's like it's fine it's it's it's definitely Penny. It's Penny. I mean, it's like, it's fine.

Starting point is 01:08:45 It's fine. You can just be like, I was wrong. No, no, no. Here's the thing. It's like, maybe it's a West Coast thing. What? What, that people on the West Coast say it wrong? No, type in like Penny Jersey.

Starting point is 01:09:01 Comes up. You can type in anything into Google. Yeah, type in simulation theory. It'll explain something to you. For Walmart, it does say pennies or pennies. It's a penny. No, you're not wrong. I said it penny for a while.

Starting point is 01:09:19 I do think pennies is a soccer thing. I don't know why. I think pennies is like a basketball thing, and pennies is a soccer thing. Maybe it's an accent, not the pennies. Because people say, Nich't know why i think pennies is like a basketball thing and pennies is a soccer thing maybe it's an accent on the pennies people say nickels get the penny oh see they were probably just making a stupid joke like if your name wasn't nickels they'd probably say penny penny no but they said penny because this is just an extensive penny portion of the podcast but like they said penny because it's like no and then just have to be funny penny because your name is Nichols.

Starting point is 01:09:47 I could see it maybe being a soccer thing. It's definitely a thing. I certainly called it Penny for a while. It's definitely a thing. I respect that you're sticking to it. You just stick to the right thing. Penny.

Starting point is 01:10:01 I don't even know why they called either of them. Yeah. It's specifically like a mesh jersey. It's almost like a gay like crop top. It's like what Pat wears to Byre Island for a regular outfit. Before we go on to voicemails,

Starting point is 01:10:18 I do, now that everyone's back together, Yankee fans are pathetic. They're pathetic. It's like the one time Everyone's back together. Yankee fans are pathetic. They're pathetic. They're pathetic. It's like it's the one time they didn't literally, like the one time in history that they didn't get their way. And they melted down like a child, like when I take an iPad away from a child. It's unbelievable.

Starting point is 01:10:41 I mean, first of all, the flip on Soto now being like he's not good is just like Yeah, but they don't really mean that. It's kind of the same thing. You're just making fun on Twitter. I think these guys really believe it. I think they're like he's not the man we thought he was and that's not the kind of guy you want on your team.

Starting point is 01:11:01 Okay. You've known every step of the way. He's the kind of guy who's gonna take as much money works for scott boris or scott boris works for him he's gonna take the most money yeah yeah but also like it is nuts that not one player on the team called him he was like i haven't talked to any of them since the world series yeah aaron judge is not putting in a phone call and be like yo let's run it back we're the two greatest greatest. That's almost hard to believe. Like, maybe it's like, yeah, I haven't called him, but, like, we've had dinner together three times.

Starting point is 01:11:28 Like, if it's true, it's shocking. But, like, it's so shocking that I'm almost like, I can't be sure. You haven't even exchanged a text with any of your teammates you just played in the World Series with? That's weird for everyone involved. And then they're saying, like, it shows you what kind of teammate he is. It's like, I think that shows what kind of team you guys are because my team has talked to him yeah brandon nimmo

Starting point is 01:11:48 fucking juan soto hello mr soto like this is gonna be great like my guys are all out there talking and and i know it comes down to money but you're out of your fucking gourd if you don't think it makes a difference that like the yankees like had a fucking press uh um what's it called a conference room in a hotel where they said there was no food and it was bring your own drinks and uh and like hal steinbrenner didn't like know him at all during the year he was there and he was like i was just trying to give you your space like they only started talking during the year he was there. And he was like, I was just trying to give you your space. They only started talking during the free agency period. And they were like, Juan Soto doesn't even know who Hal Steinbrenner is. And he was like, I just didn't want to cramp his style.

Starting point is 01:12:35 Imagine if Dave just didn't know who John Gruden was. Right. It's a big hire. The biggest fucking thing. You got him. Talk to him. Know him. And then Cohen like had a fucking like house party with like Latin food and music

Starting point is 01:12:48 and like that shit matters. It might not make the decision, but at the end when the money's close and you're like, which team do I go to? And you know, he's got this Puerto Rican wife and they know his style. They let his family do whatever they want. Like you can have the suite.

Starting point is 01:13:03 All that shit is like, okay, yeah, it's made it easier. Made it all the more easy to just be like, okay, I'm leaving. Yeah, if the Yankees offered $800 million, he plays for the Yankees. But if they're both close, then of course it matters. And it's like I just – I would rather exhaust all those things. I know we left it all on the field. You don't know if you gave Juan Soto's family a suite, would he have been like okay probably not but i guess

Starting point is 01:13:28 we'll never know because you didn't do it like that to me well we can't do that because aaron judge doesn't have that and eric jeter doesn't have that well first of all why the fuck don't they have and second of all tell them that you know they do have it now or tell them that times have changed and this guy's got to get it like if it was me it would be like hey man do you mind if we give this guy a suite even though you don't have one because like then we'll probably go back to the World Series yeah yeah

Starting point is 01:13:53 fucking do it dude or be like hey we're gonna give Soto a suite A-Rod yours is on us next year I don't know if they still currently have them or like if they don't currently pay then who gives a shit if they do currently pay be like you know what starting now you're one of the greatest players of all time you come to the games for free it's like 500 grand to a million dollars a year for a suite it's like really that's like

Starting point is 01:14:15 the 60 000 reward yeah you're a multi-billion dollar organization yeah and i mean it's just uh it's it was it was a sad showing it's a real sad showing from from people who otherwise you would think like at least pretend that they know what they're talking about or how baseball operates and i was like as a meds fan i wasn't even reaching out to the yankee fans i wasn't talking any shit and i just would receive text after text like, so happy we didn't get him, so happy we didn't over-inscue fucking idiots. You know what? If they got Juan Soto, what they would be talking about?

Starting point is 01:14:51 Of course. It was embarrassing for them. It really is embarrassing. I would do that, but I would be tongue-in-cheek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he did look fat at the press conference. I would be making all those jokes, but I'd be like, we know what's going on here.

Starting point is 01:15:07 That contract is going to be perfect. Dude, Steve Cohen, this was a couple days ago, he made $220 million in two weeks after they signed him. Juan Soto will pay for himself in a month just based on Steve Cohen's regular business doings. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:15:22 It just doesn't matter. Zero dollars. It's all fake monopoly money crazy all right let's go to voicemails right jackie i was thinking the exact same thing i i i fear that when i like tap out a conversation like a lot of people no i think it looks like when i also there's a lot of people thinking like jackie looks like she's about to cry i think like when i tap out of conversations i just also always have a look that looks like i'm there are a lot of people saying it looks like we're about to make you cry yeah well that's an issue if you can fix that face that would be great but i just i i don't know what's really going on with me recently,

Starting point is 01:16:06 but people have been saying I look like I'm about to cry. I don't know if my eyes are glassier or more red or I'm more swollen or something lately. But just know that I'm pleasantly enjoying this conversation from afar and I'm not about to cry. It's the most wonderful time of the year for getting in on all the hoops and football and hockey action at DraftKings Sportsbook. In the season of giving, we are being gifted college football and basketball, pro football and basketball, and pro hockey, too. Almost 24-7.

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Starting point is 01:17:39 see dkng.co slash ftball. So I'm sitting here waiting to get back from my break to go explain insurance to old people. I figured it would be appropriate since it's been a topic of the podcast lately to share my million dollar idea, my presidential campaign, something that Kevin can add to this presidential campaign. I love an investment in it.

Starting point is 01:18:05 Anyways, it's the fact that when you take your driver's test, you take a five hour course. And when you turn 26, my plan is to basically have a five hour course, three hours, two, whatever, that you get to sit through. I write the curriculum, I have it done, where I explain insurance to you I explain what an authorization is

Starting point is 01:18:27 I explain what insurance covers what it doesn't, deductibles, co-insurances all that sort of stuff you take a little test, you pick your insurance plan, then you go on your way you do it again when you turn 65 you get Medicare, and then you're all done that's my plan

Starting point is 01:18:43 I'd love to make it happen. And if heaven would like to invest, my DMs are open. This girl's going to get murdered. I was going to say, you won't put your face on this. I agree with the idea.

Starting point is 01:18:57 I wouldn't take the class. I sat through basically that here at Barstool. I was going to say, it's offered. It's never been. Yeah. It's something they should probably do offered. It's never been. Yeah. It's something they should probably do in school where you have to. Yeah. Just like anything else where it's like, I don't want to be here,

Starting point is 01:19:11 but I have to do this to get the credits, except it's actually somewhat useful to have some knowledge about that. I feel like this course probably exists in places. Like, hey, you want to learn about insurance? Watch this YouTube video. This course is out there. There's a million of these courses. But it's about making people.

Starting point is 01:19:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It for sure exists. I haven't seen it because I don't want to watch it. I don't know. I mean, we just went through open enrollment. I don't know what I picked. Dude, you know what is actually one of the funnier parts of this whole saga? So part of all the shit that I hate about insurance is I ended up linking up with the guy who invented CrowdHealth.

Starting point is 01:20:00 And it's like an insurance alternative where you basically have a whole network of people. Kind of like the way the Barstool Fund worked where it was everybody helping everybody. And that's the way that you get medical coverage and as the network grows like your the money comes down and it's like a far far cheaper way to to uh have coverage if you're like a regular person single person healthy you just need insurance for like the catastrophic you know what i mean and um i was like i talked to the the guy who created it i asked him a million questions because it was like i don't think this is gonna work this seems too like pie in the sky whatever answered all my questions seems like a good thing and he was like open enrollment is our big time to get people and so like the day before everything happened, I was going to like really start to push it.

Starting point is 01:20:47 And I was like, I don't think you can be the guy being like, do you not like insurance? Promo code KFC. Although people are fucking dancing in the streets over this, so maybe I could. But it was like, that was either some really good timing or some really bad timing. Considering you're about to try to roll out a fucking you know insurance alternative but uh i think if people knew how it worked uh it wouldn't make a difference yeah you know it's like again like i said earlier in the show i don't know how anything works right just fucking keep living man you are astonishingly simple why mind your fucking business and just live dude i don't know like i'll deal with it when i have to deal with it

Starting point is 01:21:31 it's not i'm not advocating for living this way but it's worked so far so why would i change it it is like ignorance is bliss like just don't worry about it until you gotta work yeah i came up with with another business idea. I can't remember it, but just keep that in mind. All right. In case someone has a good business idea, it might have been mine. If you hear something, say to Jackie, credit Jackie. Hey, guys.

Starting point is 01:22:03 I've been thinking about something a lot recently that i think everyone's probably thought about before but is not talked about nearly enough so i'm just thinking about how people tend to be friends with people that are on generally the same attractiveness level as them and that's like intuitively like yeah you know that but i don't think we really talk about it enough because it's so accepted and like ingrained into society whatever like isn't it kind of gay that you don't want to be good friends with someone who's like significantly uglier than you because i'll be the first i'll explicitly say okay i'm not gonna be best friends with a super ugly person. And that's okay. That sounds so mean.

Starting point is 01:22:47 That sounds so mean. But think about it. Think about it. Neither are you. You don't want to be friends with a really ugly person. And maybe that's because subconsciously you think people are going to project their ugliness onto you and think you're ugly. Like kind of reverse cheerleader effect type thing but i don't know i feel like we need to talk about this more how in a non-romantic sexual completely platonic way you don't want to you want to know pretty people that are the same level as you you don't

Starting point is 01:23:20 want to be good friends with ugly people and not because you want to kiss them but you don't want to be good friends with ugly people. And not because you want to kiss them, but you don't want to be hanging out. Nobody was talking about kissing. With someone who's not as nice to look at as you might be. Okay? Thoughts on this? I need thoughts on this. Okay.

Starting point is 01:23:36 Thanks, guys. I think with girls it makes more sense because your attractiveness is... Your personality is kind of like shaped around attractiveness almost because you vapid hoes yeah that's but that's just like how whatever so like you project my personality is hot but and so then but then like if you get hot then you get hot girl privilege and then you like you know project this confidence and then it's like confidence matches confidence with guys so i always thought about this in fraternities like it's gay like you guys just you do size each other up and there's like one fraternity that's hotter than the other

Starting point is 01:24:08 yeah i mean i don't know frat life but i feel like i would never i also like whenever i love used to love this because like whenever like in college we'd like cry about i'd be like i feel so ugly my friend would be like do you think that would be friends with you if you're ugly you're literally not ugly like i wouldn't be friends with you if you're ugly? You're literally not ugly. Like, I wouldn't be friends with you. I'm like, okay, that's a good point. And then, so then what you're just saying that there's a bunch of ugly girls who hang out together and you're not going to be friends with them? No, no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 01:24:34 I'm not, like, saying that. I'm just saying that, like, like my... Oh, you guys see where I took myself in a hole. I mean, like, it's obviously... But I don't think of myself like I'm not like Like I'm not like Hanging out with like supermodels like Maybe I'm the

Starting point is 01:24:51 There's groups of people who think you're the ugly friend Yeah I'm like the ugly friend so it's like I don't know but just like You want like minded people I think It affects both sexes I feel like I wouldn't. I don't think about it.

Starting point is 01:25:06 But you don't think. I also don't think women think about it like that either. But it's just like people who have similar interests tend to look the same and dress the same. And then you find people in those interests. I don't think you're going out like going, I got to find a dude who's hot to hang out with me. But a lot of your same interests end up. It's also funny. Like the hot one of the friend group is in guys is obvious is like most times the alpha.

Starting point is 01:25:35 So they obviously choose like, okay, he's hot. So he's going to like tell me what to do, which is gay. We like my friend group. We have a guy we call our hot friend. Yeah. And but like, I think. I'm trying to think. I think in high school.

Starting point is 01:25:51 What's his name? Huh? It's Graham. What's his number? I feel like you've met. You've definitely met him. I don't know. But we call Graham our hot friend.

Starting point is 01:26:00 And the like, but like in high school, I think it's kind of like that. Like in high school, you kind of tend to hang around people people who you think again it's like they're athletes so for a guy to be hot like he was really be in shape so like we all hang out together and it's like oh those are those people all look alike whereas the theater kids hang out and they all look alike because they kind of you have the same off-duty hobbies yeah outside of school so then you kind of end up looking the same i think also with girl like being hot is almost a hobby like makeup is like right and i think like you know you want to go to the party you want to get into the club you want to do a lot of that shit like yeah it's usually

Starting point is 01:26:42 like the hot girls get in and i think there are probably some people who are like, we don't want that person weighing us down. Uh, I, nobody like does that. It's just like, if you project confidence of somebody, like if you're like,

Starting point is 01:26:57 like, I'm not, I like, I'm not friends with not ugly people. So now your friends are ugly. And like, like my friends aren't like friends with me because, or they like chose me even if I'm not,

Starting point is 01:27:14 do you know what I mean? No. Give me a little more. Like, like I'm, if I'm the ugly friend or whatever, they're not, not choosing me because of like it's i think like my personality

Starting point is 01:27:30 i don't know i'm just kind of lost you're they like you for your personality i don't really know what i'm saying i think it's way more social class and then usually rich people are a little yeah so that's why yeah yeah it's probably more than anything that's what it is yeah but if i if i met like a funny gross fat dude i'd be like this guy rocks yeah yeah yeah like i that would never even i would there would never be a moment hesitation if i met like a but i don't think it really short for anybody we do to i but that's what i'm saying i don't think it i don't i don't think people like express they're like i'm not hanging out with x kind of person it's more like where i hang out is mostly these kind of people and i think that's where you meet your friends i don't think you're going out be like

Starting point is 01:28:11 if you like meet a person who you really like but they don't have your attract like they're like they don't fit your visual attractiveness and you don't you choose not hang out with them you're a psychopath but it's just like probably some mean girl shit though well no but like if if if you're like and they're conventionally not attractive and then you go about life being like oh like i'm not attractive like don't even talk to me you know like you just have poor like confidence you don't think that people should be friends with you or should treat you a certain way like people aren't gonna like it's a spiral exactly and that's probably what more likely happens rather like if i if i met like you know a butt ugly chick and then she like was awesome i would do the same thing i'd be like no question about

Starting point is 01:28:55 it yeah be friends with you hey ugly girl want to hang out you see like that's what you just said but for some reason it sounds meaner when i did the uh yeah i i mean look there obviously are like ridiculous people but i think most people just you're not being like i'm not meeting ugly people i'm not hanging out with people it's just like you don't naturally it just it just for the the rules of society and how things have happened but what's right like none of us i've seen this the other day i was high like i'm not really a person but like i'm just a collection of all my past experiences and what i think future experiences will be and like that's just what my thoughts are yeah so like i'm just i'm just in this ship can i can i just say one more thing about simulation? About ugly children.

Starting point is 01:29:48 That's also another way that we work as computers. Again, I was saying, if you throw a ball at us, technically, in order to catch it, you have to calculate velocity, all this stuff. Same thing with even the way that PR people can calculate how the best way to go about a um you know like huge scandal is is like you are calculating like similarly like an equation like even emotional stuff that you don't think would be like calculated like a computer is calculating like a computer like

Starting point is 01:30:16 your interests are because of a calculation of all the things you've seen that you're yeah i'm just a collection of like things i thought were cool and like my twist on them and then this thing and like how i think that will work like i'm not even consciously doing any of that it's just all happening and i think the same thing happens for people who are of all kinds of different attractiveness scales and different life experiences and it's just like i don't know what didn't link up because our calculations didn't work out yeah i'm not like i have personally you're not compatible yeah Yeah. I personally have ugly friends, and I have attractive friends, and I have all kinds of them. But I get how it would happen otherwise.

Starting point is 01:30:52 Yeah. It's like I hang out with you, and I hang out with me. I hang out at the gym all day. I meet all my friends at the gym. Like, well, yeah, probably your friends are pretty good looking then. Yeah. My gym is all 80-year-old men. So one guy offered me $2 million the other day.

Starting point is 01:31:05 What? To fuck him? There was a bit of a language barrier, but he said he would give $2 million for my body. In what capacity? Like he wanted to have your body? Like I said, there was kind of a language barrier. He just said,

Starting point is 01:31:21 John, we know each other. John, I have $2 million in the bank. I would give it to your buddy. barrier he just said john we know we know each other because john i have two million dollars in the bank i would give it for your buddy yeah see saying i would give it for your body it makes it seem more prostitutional versus i would pay two million to have your body i took it he's an older man i took it as he would pay for my youth yeah yeah it's funny though because you know i'm not young i'm young compared to him But it is funny that like Cause you are in shape But you're like this big barrel

Starting point is 01:31:48 You know what I mean Like it's not like You're fucking Brad Pitt In Fight Club It's like Alright you wanna look like This big barrel guy Alright cool

Starting point is 01:31:55 You can see me put on socks These are It's the nightmare It's not great Yeah that's what I mean Like As good a shape you are And there are some downsides

Starting point is 01:32:03 To your body Maybe like I'll give you, like, 750 grand. I'm not giving you $2 million for that thing. I think my body at an auction would be worth, like, $150. I think there would be, like, some morbidly obese person who would be like, I'll take that. I guess. I'd probably still want to be fat like, I'll take that. I guess. I'd probably still want to be fat, but I'll take your bag of bones.

Starting point is 01:32:30 Do I hear 175? Crickets. Nothing. Should have brought fucking drinks to the meeting. All right, Glenn, finish us up. You know what I like to say? And I always say this And I always say this. I always say this.

Starting point is 01:32:46 In my experience, there are three types of people in this world. Oh, check this out. Look at this. Nice. In my experience, there are three types of people in this world. There are those that were taught how to fight. And then on the other end of the spectrum, there are pussies. And then somewhere off in the fourth dimension, not even on the spectrum,

Starting point is 01:33:03 are people who had Venus fly traps as a kid. The little mini ones that sit on your windowsill. Look, I know, I know it's not going to eat me. But also, I saw Journey to the Mysterious Islands, star-studded cast, Wayne The Rock Johnson, Vanessa Hudgens, Josh Hutcherson, unbelievable. But if that movie taught me one thing, it's that you have to be a specific type of crazy person to completely ignore the slight possibility that whilst sleeping for hours on end, night after night, lying vulnerable, at any given moment, maybe it does just

Starting point is 01:33:37 and then you're gone. I know it's not gonna, I know, but, anywho, I'm a pussy. I'm a pussy, what are you guys? I'm a, what are you? What are you? I'm a pussy, what are you? I mean, it's fly traps and like,

Starting point is 01:33:59 parrots are the same thing to me. Like, what do you mean? I was gonna say, praying mantis. That would scare me too. Well, no, no, I i'm saying like if you were to wake up from a dream and be like like if this was all dream and you were like yeah like also we had some birds that could talk and like some oh yeah some plants some plants kind of like eat you a little bit they'd be like how did you not think in the moment that that was weird and you're like i don't i just didn't really question

Starting point is 01:34:22 yeah but yo for real parrots crazy crazy and ravens can talk too and like nobody even talks about that how about crows crows can't talk but they're like they're like they they like make friends and make enemies yeah they leave you gifts they remember well i mean that was i think that was your first like oh shit this chick's like got great stories your mom my mom yeah yeah yeah she's always trying to hunt some kind of animal she's always up to something hey just so you know the squirrels are out to get me she's like they're leaving she literally word for word they're leaving peanuts by the door and i think that i can't tell if like they're either they give me as like their god or their queen

Starting point is 01:35:03 or if they're like plotting they want me to come outside so they can attack me. This is what I'm saying with the I'm just a collection of my past experiences. Yeah, that's why you think the way you think

Starting point is 01:35:15 because your mom thinks the birds are setting a trap for her. And then whenever I tell her one of my thoughts she goes, sweetie, you are so smart. That is so genius. I'm a big Q! Oh so smart. That is so genius. I think you.

Starting point is 01:35:26 Oh, my God. Life is a simulation. Right. They don't make computers that can stay awake the whole time. Sweetie, you are so smart. You're doing great, sweetie. Your uncle and her mom need to link up. It's like the monkeys and the squirrels

Starting point is 01:35:46 For the record she's like the most normal woman other than that Other than she has a few moments of like What do you mean you're their Sacrificial they're like sacrificing their penis Luis Mangione Luigi Mangione is the most normal guy aside from that one thing As for the rest of it I don't really i get what he's saying like i know there's a million things like that where i'm like i know nothing's gonna happen but maybe

Starting point is 01:36:11 yeah but the i think his earlier point is a better one that there i think there are people venus flytrap aside you either like fight learn how to fight, get in a fight, have experience with fights, and you're in or you're out. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's not many people I know that dabble with fighting. I either know people who have never been punched in the face and don't know how to throw a punch or guys who are like, I've been in 12 fights. There's not many people that I know are like, I've been in three fights. It's like, you're a fighter or you're not a fighter not many people of like that i know are like i've been in like three fights it's like you're a fighter or you're not a fighter i'm closer to that because i i don't think

Starting point is 01:36:49 i was as i was saying it i was like you're probably like the one i know i like don't i i've probably been in like i'm probably somewhere in the middle i call it five six but i think that's okay that's that's too many fights not too many but that's like that means you've been in fights i if someone said like i maintain i started zero of them. That's fine. But also it's like, I think if you hit five, you're like a fighter. I certainly would not consider myself a fighter. I would.

Starting point is 01:37:16 I would definitely consider you a fighter. I think most people would. I think if people were like, yo, it's about to go down at a bar. Like, who do you want by your side? It would be like, John, he knows what to do. But I don't Like, who do you want by your side? It would be like, John, he knows what to do, but I don't know what to do either. Well,

Starting point is 01:37:27 you do. I mean, you just fucking hit the people. That's what you do. Well, that's what I've seen. When he's like, you were taught,

Starting point is 01:37:32 people were taught how to fight. I've never, I've never taught. No. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's a very small percentage.

Starting point is 01:37:37 I don't know. Like I boxed. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's, but like, I don't know. I guess I kind of,

Starting point is 01:37:42 you were completely overqualified to be into a fight what's that? you are unbelievably overqualified to be in a fight I'm overqualified if you compare yourself to the regular population

Starting point is 01:37:52 you are.0001% think about this office well let me tell you this I'm unqualified to be in a fight I'm also unqualified to do a podcast though so who knows bro

Starting point is 01:38:00 if you can drop somebody with like one punch pretty soundly you are way ahead of everybody. I guess. But also, this kind of reminds me of Surviving. When I was watching Surviving the other day, where I was like, it was the jousting thing.

Starting point is 01:38:17 And they were talking about how uneven the teams were. And I was like, they're not that uneven. Like, yes, they are uneven. Those teams were definitively they were uneven but it wasn't like what the fuck how is this team supposed to compete with that team it was like that's because that you're you're speaking from a place of privilege because you can like handle yourself with this that's a good example 99 of people you'd be like you're gonna have to joust your co-worker they'd be like i don't know what the fuck to do whereas you'd be

Starting point is 01:38:42 like i could joust like you could just me or. Whereas you'd be like, I could joust, like, you could joust me or joust, like, Biz and, like, hold your own. Either way. I would lose to Biz. Pretty handedly. I don't know. I mean, like, you'd probably lose, but I don't think he would be like, I don't think Biz would be like, I'm gonna fucking, if it was me

Starting point is 01:38:59 and you, he'd be like, I'm going to destroy Kevin and, like, Feidelberg, I'd have to, like, worry about a little bit. And if you have a guy like Biz even, like, remotely'd be like, I'm going to destroy Kevin and like Feidelberg I'd have to like worry about a little bit. And if you have a guy like Biz even like remotely thinking about that, then you're 99.9% percentile, you know? I guess. Sass thought you were stronger than Taylor LeJuan, dude. Huh? Sass thought you were

Starting point is 01:39:16 stronger than Taylor LeJuan. Yeah. Sass is an idiot. Sass is an idiot. But the fact that that's even a potential thought for an idiot but the fact that that's even a potential thought for an idiot speaks volumes that was he i think he texted me like we were doing the podcast and he just texted me how much can you bench and i told him yeah like the fact that like when you did the when you did the thing uh you know the only people who like beat you were professional athletes you know so like you're but

Starting point is 01:39:43 that's not fighting but yeah but all these things kind of go hand in hand it's like how jackie only hangs out with ugly girls you just kind of fall into place with these things um if you've if you've like if you and a couple guys have fought an entire frat before you're in that camp not that i i i think my my if you were going to fight me, my what you should be scared of isn't the fact that I can fight. It's that I like getting hit. Like, that's fun. This is what I mean. And the last couple of minutes trying to tell me, like, I'm not a fighter.

Starting point is 01:40:20 But you shouldn't. But that's what I mean. Like, I don't know how to fight. I just like the I enjoy the violence. You know what I was about to just say first of all you're fucking an idiot that is more uh like the fear or unknown or whatever of getting hit is usually what like non-fighters are the biggest problem yeah you know what i mean everybody can like probably throw a punch i've always thought to myself like i don't know if someone was like if i just need someone in the face i would probably like destroy them and i'm a fucking nobody you know what I mean? Everybody can probably throw a punch. I've always thought to myself, I don't know, if I just need someone in the face, I would probably destroy them.

Starting point is 01:40:47 And I'm a fucking nobody. You know what I mean? But I don't want to get hit. So the whole time I'd be like, ah! If you're like, go ahead and hit me, you're going to win every fight. I remember that playing hockey. There'd be other guys, and the guys would be bigger than me. And I'm like, why don't you hit people?

Starting point is 01:41:03 They're like, I don't like it. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? It's fun. This is what I mean. Does getting punched in the face hurt? No. Your adrenaline? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:41:13 I mean, again, I've been punched in the face like 10 times. But it's not. That's like nine and a half times more than the average human. Than like 99% of the humans. I'm not an expert. I don't know. But in my limited experience, no% of the humans. I'm not an expert. I don't know. But like in my limited experience. You're like two away from being an expert.

Starting point is 01:41:29 Yeah. I also think there's a very big difference. Like if you were to just get sucker punched at work, like not expecting it versus like you, there's adrenaline. You're in a moment. Like you get rocked in the face. You don't even feel it because you're just like going. Whereas if I was just like sitting here and someone clobbered me i'd be like oh it hurts tomorrow yeah you're all right but

Starting point is 01:41:50 yeah bro what a dumb conversation it's like you know it's like talking to someone like you know it's like um lebron's like oh i'm gonna basketball you know you know by the the way, what is LeBron doing? With what? What do you think he's not playing for? I don't know. We're not making a big enough deal about it. LeBron's just stepped away for personal reasons. I thought he played last night.

Starting point is 01:42:17 Did he come back? I don't know. If it's over, then it makes sense. It was sketchy. When he wasn't playing, when you typed in LeBron on Twitter, like nothing would come up about it.

Starting point is 01:42:27 It was very strange. I mean, the only people talking were like, well, you see what's going on with the Diddy and Jay-Z case? Like,

Starting point is 01:42:32 obviously LeBron's doing it. I was like, we've gotten so stupid as a society. Yeah. But maybe we don't need a global town hall. Yeah,

Starting point is 01:42:43 for real. You would think of anything that like elon musk would be like there are too many stupid people in the world we i don't want to give them a voice you know like if anything we need to be paring that down to only let the smart people talk i think i i don't i just look at i just saw i'm gonna check right now i just saw one tweet that was like lebron might play tonight um so it's a strange – it's like the drones. Just come up with a different – Yeah, LeBron, he played.

Starting point is 01:43:07 He did play? 18-8-8. That was funny too, by the way. It was like in the beginning he had like five straight triple doubles and everyone was like the king. And then he had like a week of bad games. They're like, father time's undefeated. Yeah, I mean, he's right – he's what, 40?

Starting point is 01:43:21 He's 39. 39. That's like right around the age of Brady where it's like. It's over. It's over. He's going to play six more years. He'll have a bad game occasionally. You'll say it's over.

Starting point is 01:43:29 He'll play Brady in the next game. Right. We don't have to keep doing this dance. LeBron is 39. He turns 40 in two weeks. Crazy. Yeah, me and him have always been like very similar age, and I'm always like, good for you, LeBron.

Starting point is 01:43:49 You did good, bro. You did good bro this is an inverse i remember a tweet you sent i think when i was 21 and it was like it was something like derrick rose rookie of the year nba 21 years old and it was blake griffin had done something that year and it was like blake griffin 21 years old and it was like John Feidelberg does links of the day 21 years old Yo while we're Lightly talking about sports Travis Hunter has got to get rid of his fiance ASAP

Starting point is 01:44:19 I again That is The whisperer on this shit. That is not going to work. That is a fucking problem. That girl is an issue, man. Wait, can somebody? So there's a couple things.

Starting point is 01:44:35 First, the thing that really set it off last night was, or a couple nights ago, we won the Heisman. And Dion was there and had to be like, get up, get up, get up. Like she wouldn't stand up when he won. And then she stood up for like two seconds and sat right back down. So they're like, she was the last one to stand up and the first one to sit down. And then there's clips of him on like senior day, like after the game's over. And he like goes into the crowd and he's like hugging her. And she's just like giving him a mouth.

Starting point is 01:45:02 Like, wow, like the game is like just ended. And it's like the biggest, you know, thing of his career. And she's just like giving him mouth like wow like the game is like just ended and it's like the biggest you know thing of his career and she's just like giving him lip and then there was um that right there she's just like giving him like such a fucking hard time and you can just see on his face he's like what the what's going on and then last and then the big thing last night was that he was at a like post heisman event and he's taking pictures with everybody young old guys girls and she like looks at him every time he takes a pictures with everybody. Young, old guys, girls. And she looks at him every time he takes a picture with a girl and she says something like, what am I supposed to do?

Starting point is 01:45:30 Just sit here this whole time? That girl has got to fucking go. I was out on everything. I was like, this can't be that bad. This is just us hyping. When I saw that, I was like, that's a problem. So that's the only video I've seen and I just can't. I watched it. I was in the car on the way home last night and I can't tell what she, I was like, that's a problem. That is a problem. So that's the only video I've seen. And I just can't.

Starting point is 01:45:45 I watched it. I was in the car on the way home last night. And I can't tell what she. I can't hear. Maybe she says it. I don't know. But like. The one I saw had like a subtitle.

Starting point is 01:45:53 I don't know. But that's what I mean. Like everything I saw was like. Maybe she said it. But in what I listened to, I was like, I can't hear her saying this. She. Yeah. But you know what?

Starting point is 01:46:02 Even like. Like. Even if let's say it's unfair it's like she looks that way you know what i mean yeah like sitting on the couch just like all pouty and shit like i don't know she might have jackie's crying face thing like but all i know is overnight like this became a fucking thing yeah you know it's like you you clearly compose yourself in a way i i i think that there's more to it but maybe there's not but either way it's an issue yeah there i mean like we're obviously comparing apples and oranges but like we've been there like like your friend who you're out of a bar and like people are asking for pictures or even just

Starting point is 01:46:47 talking to you and your friend feels left out and it's like kind of like well i'm gonna go home man and like i'm sorry like i don't want to like your girl if you're travis hunter needs to either like be on board with that or she needs to be like i go home when this happens you cannot have a girl who's like we're taking pictures again yeah guess what that's your whole fucking life from here on out he's a fucking superstar he's the type of guy he said after senior day he's like he was on a podcast he's like every single one i will stay there until for every every single fan leaves the stadium i'll sign every single jersey can't have that can i have that and should not have that should not have that like like i just

Starting point is 01:47:23 it's crazy for a guy who's this young and talented and seemingly like his speech and everything i i haven't heard much of him until this like the way he talked he just seems like a genuinely like good kid and it's just like this is gonna suck for you dude and i think they're engaged so it is fiance so it's tough to be like it's not just like a girlfriend but i would so why are you even fucking engaged bro did she did they were they dating before he started getting i'm not sure what do you think of uh joe burrow and libya and who would be done or not libya sorry yeah yeah i don't know who that is i just just submit a model she's just some model she's like a tiktoker turned model or whatever oh she was the only reason people found out though was because that burglar right he was she just submit a model she just was a model she's like a tiktoker turned model or whatever

Starting point is 01:48:05 oh she was the only reason people found out though was because that burglar right he was like she was at his house for him yeah yeah it was like she's on his payroll i was like i don't think that's the thing you should be saying yeah yeah but i can't if it was just like a call you're just like i don't know i work for him like you don't want to like explain it like maybe things haven't been like they're like a call, you're just like, I don't know. I work for him. Like, you don't want to feel like explaining it. Like, maybe things haven't been like, it's complicated. You know, you don't want to say I work for him. Maybe.

Starting point is 01:48:32 Or they just don't want to announce their relationship. I get that. Yeah, exactly. Or don't want to announce their relationship. But it's sad because like he was dating this girl who was so cute. Like he was dating this girl beforehand. And then they like. If you would ask me, I would have said he was married.

Starting point is 01:48:45 Joe Burrow? Yeah. Well, that's probably... Because he's obviously very private. I don't know why I thought he was married. I'd be like, I think he's engaged or married or something. But aside from that, I can't say I have that many thoughts. What's the rest of the situation?

Starting point is 01:48:59 Just that they're, like... It was just, like, a surprise. Everyone thought that he might still be with that other girl, or they didn't know what was going on. And then it was like, oh. She's also, I believe, lesbian. Like out. Oh, Olivia? Yeah, Olivia Pompton.

Starting point is 01:49:11 And I think that was a double shock on top of it. Oh, it was like we didn't even know you liked guys. Oh, God, God. Joe Burrow, man. Makes them all come to the yard. Speaking of corebacks, you think Josh Allen ever gets sad? The man. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:49:23 I am so heartbroken. I hate that guy. What? He's like handsome. He's like my ideal man. Why are you heartbroken? Oh, because you can't get him. Yeah, because he's engaged.

Starting point is 01:49:33 Who's he engaged to? Someone famous, right? Steinfeld, yeah. Haley Steinfeld. Steinfeld. Steinfeld. Steinfeld. Steinfeld.

Starting point is 01:49:38 Oh, maybe, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I mean, he's fucking unbelievable. Yeah. The stat was like the Lions and the Chiefs are 25-1 combined in the rest of the league and 0-2 against the Bills.

Starting point is 01:49:50 That's fucking gangster. Dude. I'll say this, though. The Bills don't get over the hump this year. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It's going to be killer. Like if Mahomes just wins in the AFC Championship game,

Starting point is 01:49:59 again, that's going to suck so much for Buffalo. I was flying yesterday during the games. Dude, the NFL is crazy. Like, you've got to take a piss during the flight. And just walking back to my – Everyone's watching. Every fucking seat. Dude, you know what?

Starting point is 01:50:15 I haven't been watching at all because I'm out on the jets. I'm basically having a personal boycott. Yeah. And then I don't really care what's going on and i've just been like i feel like i've been like un-american i feel like i'm in like europe every time i'm just like watching movies and doing other shit and like like i i was like ah what happened to that bill's lions game and i checked the score i was like that was probably awesome you know like should have watched that i was so happy because on my flight i was

Starting point is 01:50:45 initially i was like oh i hope because i i flew it like i whatever like basically i flew i left at noon which is like when the games start in texas and i was like oh i hope for the second half of my flight i'm going over whatever zone that pat's cardinals are being sold so shown in and pretty quickly i was like i don't know kind of sick pat's cardinalsinals are being shown in. And pretty quickly, I was like, I don't want to watch that. Kind of sick. Pat's Cardinals aren't being shown right now. I'll watch this Bill's Lions game.

Starting point is 01:51:09 This is way fucking better than that. How was stand-up? It was good. It was good. It was fun. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Did you get any more?

Starting point is 01:51:21 Did you enjoy it? Yeah, that's so true. No, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it I enjoyed it it was also kind of cool like it definitely that was your first like show

Starting point is 01:51:28 not like right like that was not an out of order show that was just yeah and it was it was like I'm thinking

Starting point is 01:51:34 it was not really a barstool crowd either like everyone I was like I don't know are you people just coming to a comedy club yeah

Starting point is 01:51:40 and it went pretty well it was good it was fun hell yeah I think that's a great crew of like you guys are all barstool people but you know you're not like what is it mook nick you and then bader who's not yeah so that's enough of like a you know you're not just doing like a

Starting point is 01:51:56 i think there's something to like not doing it just strictly for a bar yeah you know it's more real if you will yeah it was also like i i didn't i wasn't pushing tickets because i was like i don't really fucking care who comes like yeah it's not like that's what it'd be man right like i was like i don't care i'll do it like it was one of the like i've been doing this for five minutes so if 10 people come that's how many people should come yeah well that's where you're in a cool spot where it's like you can you can do you can do it for the love of the game yeah you know like when you're like i need to sell tickets to like pay rent you're probably like right right and then when they when they don't

Starting point is 01:52:29 show up you get discouraged or you get resentful or whatever where it's like i don't know i might do in front of 10 people i do in front of 10 000 people like whatever yeah you know i was like oh 70 year old guy i thought that was funny and that 40 year old black woman thought that was funny like all right yeah i don't know how the fuck either you were here because it's not my crowd that's awesome that's a good way to go into it for you to be able to like just do it for what's that are you just doing five minutes no i did like 15 wow what holy shit i think somewhere between 15 and 20 memory like memorized act or you kind of just went i mean like i like i i i had like like the stuff i did on the out of order tour was probably in the middle and then I probably had five more minutes on your side.

Starting point is 01:53:08 You know what's funny? I do think about that. Like we haven't done – written like jokes but like when you're just used to churning out content, it's like you probably can put together like if you needed to, if you really needed to. It wouldn't be the best, but you probably could do like an hour. Yeah. Just because the amount of like, all right, here's a topic I could talk about. Here's how long I would talk about it. Here's, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:53:33 We just have been doing that for so long. Yeah. It's like I don't, I'm sure a stand-up comic would hear me like say this and then roll over in their grave. But like, I mean, podcasting is just like, here's a topic, say something funny. Right. And then you just go, okay then hopefully you know you polish it and make it great but like to start out and to fill time yeah it's like yeah be funny if anything i think yeah like podcasting probably starting this way is a better way to come from it yeah

Starting point is 01:53:58 i was talking to like write all these jokes some like austin comics afterwards like gardini and lemare and luke and uh there were a couple of people there and they were just like i was like i feel like i'm kind of like cheating it like i don't know like i didn't do open mic stuff like that and they were like dude open mic you're just wasting five years of your life you don't learn anything you don't get better like there's really no point to it yeah i was like oh okay if you're saying that that's nice you to say yeah i feel like there's probably a little bit of like gatekeeping and that's the old way of doing it yeah like you probably can get something out of it but you don't have to do that

Starting point is 01:54:33 it's also it's very fun because it's like it's so incredibly narcissistic and you but you're allowed to be yeah we're like everyone quiet i've prepared these words for you it's like here's a room full of people shut the fuck up and listen to me but you're allowed to be. We're like, everyone quiet. I've prepared these words for you. It's like, here's a room full of people. Shut the fuck up and listen to me. But you're like, I don't know. You all signed up for it, so here you go. You want this.

Starting point is 01:54:57 And then you're like, people go back and listen to themselves. I got to make it perfect. It's like, shut the fuck up, man. But people love it. They laugh. That's great. I just have to give you guys credit. Like,

Starting point is 01:55:06 I know I like, just kind of like, kind of dabbling before, but like, this shit is hard. You have to like, always, yeah.

Starting point is 01:55:14 It's so scary. Remember that I'm in year one. Just keep that in mind. You're doing a great job. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not asking for compliments. I'm just saying like,

Starting point is 01:55:22 I'm saying like, you have to like that. I'm not asking for compliments. I'm saying like you have to stay focused. You have to like think of things. It is. I do think like. People give it credit. In most people's days, they're probably like in an active conversation for like 15 minutes. Right.

Starting point is 01:55:41 To do like multiple hours. Two hours. Three hours of like an active. Like I'm listening. I'm engaged. You have to have like an opinion on everything'm listening i'm engaged keep it moving topic to topic like everyone just talks about like yeah i just turn on the zoom and zone out or even for this two-hour window you kind of can't this doesn't happen with us that much but like you'll people will get like in an argument on a podcast and then like the next segment they're just like back to yeah it's like a normal person if you got like an argument with

Starting point is 01:56:02 a co-worker about like a politic like something you'd be like i'll never talk to that person again right and we'd be like all right voicemails i gotta talk about joe burrow yeah right right uh yeah we're the best do you have another anything else planned or not not yet no but i think i would like to do more um i i mean mook was like we should run it back next year or something like that. Next year? Well, the year after the week. Yeah,

Starting point is 01:56:27 yeah, yeah. I hate what people say. He might have said 2025. I'm just saying next year. I'm sure I'd like to do something. I'm sure we'll try and do something, but no,

Starting point is 01:56:39 nothing like planned. You should plan it. I can't tell if I want to watch like footage of you or if I want to wait. This time they recorded the full set and I had a mic on. I if i want to watch like footage of you or if i want to wait they actually this time they they recorded the full set and i had a mic on some i think i want to be there in person see it as it's intended yeah your art form the craft the craft all right make sure you leave your voicemails uh hit up uh any of the social media channels and uh leave a voicemail for us and see you next episode and subscribe

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