KFC Radio - The Guest Toothbrush, Cam Girl Cash, and Troopz

Episode Date: December 17, 2019

Why did it take so long for Barstool to have a sextape? Is a wedding invite an acceptable gift for a holiday White Elephant? When do you need to start calling your fiance you fiance? Is the "guest toothbrush" a thing? John hates The Mandolorian. Ok, he doesn't hate it. But he kinda hates it. How much money do cam girls make? What is the best Christmas music to have sex to? KFC sits down with Trooopz to talk about their shared love of sports.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. The fucking artwork for the Pond Hockey Tournament says, Established 2020. I posit to you that this company, this Pond Hockey Tournament was established in 2019. It is currently the year 2019. We are taking payments for it. We've had meetings on it.

We have advertisers for it. And he's saying because it hasn't happened yet. I said that's not what established means. I would tell you that if you asked has the Partials of Fun Hockey tournament been played, I would say no. I'll tell you. Has it been established? It sure has. We're taking credit card payments this moment.

I'll tell you the better point is that it doesn't fucking matter. I can kind of see both sides of it, but does it matter whether you say 20 or 19? Yeah, words matter, Kevin. Established, it has been established. When you say, okay, now let's talk about the word matter. What does that mean? Like, matter, people are going to be mad if you say 2019 instead of 2020 or vice versa? No, no one's going to be mad.

I'm just saying it's incorrect. I can see if you saw 2019, somebody might be like, oh, when was the 2019? I guess I could see that. Yeah, those people would be dumb because that's not what established means. But you're right. People would do that. Established. We were literally screaming at each other.

People were in the conference room right by where, like, everyone upstairs is, not the one in the back. So, like, I'm like, what does established mean to you, Ben? What do you think that word means? He's like, if you make, if a restaurant's established,

like, you can't eat, you've already eaten there. Like, and I was like, that's not what it means. That's just what you concocted the definition of that word in your head. Established means set up an organization on a firm or permanent basis.

This organization is firmly set up. People are paying us. I have two M.I. assholes, you asshole. Jason Radio, the definition of established. You should let the people decide. I'm right. You're wrong. I've decided.

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Woo-hoo! That guy is fucking awesome. You understand? You understand, bud? You understand, bud? I mean, British accents are just. Well, he's got the beauty of the British accent mixed with the Jamaican slang and the soccer hooligan craziness with the Jamaican bravado or whatever the fucking Jamaicans roll with.

So he's got it all. Half the time, I didn't know if I was listening to hooligan slang or Jamaican slang. It all flows together real nice. So Troops is on the show. I'm glad I wasn't here for that. We were obviously up at Pete's funeral. But it came together late that we're also having so troops came in like out of nowhere and and and um mikey and and uh jen came to me like does he want to do answer the internet and i was like yeah sure let's

let's fucking go and then after the answer internet i was like so what do you got next he was like i think i'm doing the kc radio podcast blood and i was like oh okay let's fucking go so we just let it let it rattle i mean i don't know shit about soccer arsenal or uefa or whatever the fuck they're in but uh is that what it's epl epl yeah see i mean i i said as much i'm like listen bro i'm an ignorant american i don't know what but the point was you know i might not know his sport he didn't know what the mets were if i don't know i know they're in the premier league is what they're but you know he didn't know who the mets were what sport they were and it was but we were still speaking the same language it's like we still are people who let other men running around playing a game basically dictate our entire lives and our

entire mood so it was funny because once we kind of like got going with that he just started to let it rip he was like blasting traditional media and like talking about guys he has feuds with who i didn't i don't even know who they are but like the the slang started flowing the anger and the and the passion started coming out so interview with troops coming up later uh which, which was, if you're a soccer fan, I get it. I understand why he moves the fucking needle for sure. I didn't get to see much of it. I'm excited to listen to this interview because I obviously wasn't here for it.

All I've seen is him on social and it's very fucking funny. I'm excited to hear you two talk. His answer to the internet is going to be a good one as well. So Troops coming up later. We'll also, of course, have our voicemails. How was Pete? Was it like the fucking Pope? Yeah, it was crazy.

It's always such a weird question. People had asked how was the funeral? Well, I mean, it's a testament to Pete where it's just like, it's not a normal funeral. It was like a celebrity funeral. There is a curiosity that goes along with the condolences. It was 9.30 for an 11 a.m. funeral, and it was already standing room. And I knew it was going to be packed.

I figured I want to have early. I will get at least some kind of seat. So I stood for three and a half hours straight. Pete, brother, love you. I would have gone home. I don't stand up that long for nobody. It's so hard. I'd rather walk for three and a half hours.

Yeah. Oh, standing's the worst. Standing still is the worst. My back still hurts. Yeah. I'm totally with you on that. You got to keep the core tight so you don't just fall. It was.

The whole thing was. All of a sudden, gravity just takes over. The worst thing to me, the number one sign I was getting old was, like, standing at a bar for a long time was, like, a challenge for me. Yeah, yeah. I'd rather be moving. I'm like a shark. I can't stay still'd rather be moving. I'm like a shark. I can't stay still.

I stay still. I'm dead. It was. It was. Pulling up, though, even that early, there was crazy police presence because heads of state were there. Yeah. I saw Ray Bork was there.

I followed that. Heads of state, Ray Bork. He's actually smaller than I thought he was going to be. Bork was there. Don't say that. Dan Johnson walked in at like 1045. I was saving him a seat. I was like was going to be. Bork was there. Don't say that. Dan Shaughnessy walked in at like 10.45. I was saving him a seat. I was like, fuck that guy.

Fuck him. Charlie Baker was there. Mayor Marty Walsh was there. It was a crowd. I'm sure. I texted Andrew right afterwards. I was like, dude, Pete didn't have a friend under 6'4 or an ugly one. Everyone there was fucking so tall and so gorgeous.

Was it big emotional or was it such a big production that it wasn't? It really wasn't a big production. It was a fairly standard funeral. The holly was great. No, it was sad

until Pete's dad gave the I'm not saying it's sad the whole time. Pete's dad gave the eulogy and he was like this is it. We're done with grief. We're celebrating now. And everyone kind of took note of that. It was like alright. Everyone loosened up a little bit more. It was fun though.

It was fun. You don't know. It was great. There was well here's the thing with the funeral. I was texting you that morning a video has come out. I was texting you that morning. A video has come out. I was going to say, me and you haven't really discussed this yet. Not even really over text or anything because you were gone.

I had the luck, whatever you want to call it, the honor of getting to break it to you. That was the best. I sent a text to the group chat saying, I don't even know what. And you were like, huh? And I was like,'t know he doesn't it was early oh yeah no it was too early to be seeing my boss fuck i texted the group and i said so we're starting off the morning with a little a little froggy style huh and you said what and i was like oh yeah buddy i had like i was just getting into the shower in my hotel when i saw that and when i woke up i had a text from Dan at like 1.20. Hey, John, are you up?

And I had been asleep. Which is like, you know, something's up. I was getting in the shower. Late night text like that. Early morning text. I was just kind of shaking my head. And I got froggy. I was like, what is happening?

But as I explained to you in the moment there, I was like 99.9% of days that could happen. And it doesn't affect me at all. It doesn't change my day at all. Nope. That day I had to go to a funeral with Dave. So we had a car ride together and it was just like, was it just like one of those, like you say stuff and everyone's smirking and yeah.

Oh, it was like, but like, was it even discussed? Did anybody talk about it? Yeah. because i don't know it's all privileged information i think uh i'm not gonna be sharing it but yeah he was in good spirits he was fine it's funny because you know he'll talk about it a lot today and yeah it's funny that it is like because of when it broke there really was no and dave was out there was no there hasn't

really been barstool content about it yet i mean i did it on radio but um it's it's a weird like i have such a weird dynamic with him that like i didn't i haven't even talked to him about it so like maybe five years ago we would have been like all in contact or there would have been a discussion or a phone call or everybody would have been like putting in their two cents this was just like this is really funny i don't know what to do this is fucking wild man it was he he actually this i think this will be fine he he did explain it was very funny he said like sitting in church he felt like he was in a movie where like you know like the boss that they put out a hit but he's at like his daughter's graduation but like it's like two scenes happening at the same time yeah like he's sitting there like a very formal thing and oh and then over there and then you put

the order in and it's cutting out until like like someone getting like yeah and he's sitting there like a very formal thing and oh and then over there and then you put the order in and it's cutting out until like someone getting like yeah and he's like i'm just sitting in church so i know what chaos is happening about me on the internet so was i i was in church myself it was uh shay's christmas pageant she was playing the fucking virgin mary oh i'm like boy could we be on polar opposites of life right now? So I'm like saving seats for my family, which I mean, that right there, it was almost World War Three. I was ready to throw hands in the middle of fucking church. I got Shay as the Virgin Mary. I got my in-laws staring daggers at me. I got a million degrees and I'm sitting there, you know, getting off froggy style tweets at the same time.

I was like, what is going on here man but i do have to say um you i i'm pretty sure we we both were on the record as saying that we'll watch anybody fuck at any point yeah but you were a little like i don't want to see that i i only saw i mean i clicked that shit as fast as i fucking could i saw it for as long as it took me to and like that that was the weirdest part of the car ride explain to him that i've watched it yeah right it's okay man i i i i intentionally clicked on it and saw you out yeah like fucking watched you go i i explained to him oh go to barcelo gold.com slash kfc if you want to see see me do a little froggy style too it is it is hard it is you know you gotta you gotta work those quads to do a little froggy style for him the uh it would be i i explained to him i was like i was like the kombucha girl watching it

because i was like i was like that i was like oh it's not dave wait yeah maybe it is and then like then it registers like what's the like i was like that's not dave that's it it really is the perfect clip for our purposes because it's grainy enough that like you don't have to worry about identities of anybody involved you don't see any dick and balls you know it's not too intimate it's a funny position it's a funny move by him you know what i mean if you're gonna watch an eight second clip of your boss fuck or however long it is that's kind of the best that's the best one there is you know if it was like you know if you saw too much yeah that changes and if he you know if it was a little too aggressive it'd be weird or you know if the girl was a you know there's a million things that can go wrong that one was pretty fucking like okay we can make fun of this and that's all good uh but boy he was talking about like boy oh boy he's got to be

i mean when this happens you gotta put up the like yeah i fuck dude whatever but on the inside or behind closed doors you got to be a little more like fuck i don't want this to happen right i don't know i'm from what i i i thought he handled it perfectly very outwardly and then in our car he he wasn't like, fuck, yeah. Right. But it was like, that is the way it goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, you know, I was talking to Rocket about this.

He was like, I don't give a fuck if this happens to me. And I'm like, I know you say that. But, like, the minute, like, you realize and see your social media go crazy and everything. Dude, no one gives a fuck until it happens. That's what I'm saying. You know, it's just like you have to understand even if you look good even if you're okay with it even if i like i said i described us to the best type scenario you'd just rather it not be happening right you know it's like it's like what does it do even just like ah like you

understand it's not going to be around forever and it's like uh and it will like not even but like maybe the video will be right but like the fervor surrounding it it'll die down but like you you know that but you also can't know it like when you're in a storm it feels like it's never gonna end so it's always like that's

it sucks and I'm a big advocate of like who cares turn the phone off go to bed it'll be over when you wake up and I know that but also the few times when like I'm kind of in the storm like it's it's hard it sucks i'm like yeah i am a very i can preach it very well and then once you're in it you're like fuck this is the worst thing ever well i i said too i personally in a vacuum i wouldn't care it's like then i think about about my parents, my nanny, my kids eventually.

That would bother me. That would upset me. Me, personally, if I was just a single guy, but that's kind of where Dave is at, so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff as much. So maybe I would be a little more like, I don't care. But as long as it wasn't literally physically embarrassing, and

if I didn't have other people to worry about, I guess I'd be like, whatever. But I'd still just ultimately prefer this not to happen. Yeah. In a perfect world, in utopia, me having sex is on the internet. And if, you know, you can make the best of it, sure. You know, I'm sure there's going to be some positive ramifications for dating on this front. All that I understand as well. But if you ask – I'll answer the internet type shit here.

Like would you – if sex saviors went viral and it meant that girls would be lining up to fuck you, would you do it? It's like, well, I guess if I have to have that happen, I'll roll with that. But if we're asking, do I want it? I think a lot of people might say that and not realize it's different yeah it's like although i guess it's pretty easy to get scrubbed from the internet because i think people it's pretty much gone right or i mean i haven't done dig deep dug deep but like when people have asked me for it i like go to the link and i'm like oh it's gone oh that one's gone too oh that's gone the uh i think someone's i've gotten tweets like have you seen the reporter video?

Like, hey, can I have it? Like, as if I have it, and I'm going to give it to people. Which is such a weird thing. So many people probably did save it. Yeah, but it's also like, they have to then put it back out for other people to get to it. So I don't know. How do you, like, do they hire somebody to do that? I don't know.

I think when, like, becauseave is the victim of a sex crime right like we are laughing about it but like it's also illegal his second tweet after like i fuck was the one that made me believe like all right maybe he is feeling this a little bit because when he was like like my ego's through the roof but just so you know like i think that's illegal like yeah i think by the way that's a hundred percent the way to play it yeah even if it is through the roof you're like also just because i mean it is but it's illegal it's a sex crime right well and then and and there was no insight on like who why no none of that crazy it's it's it's crazy enough to have it happen period but if you i'll tell you what you don't know what's coming always thought

it was gonna be someone in this room tell what, it probably will be one day. That was my first thought. I was like, I ain't throwing a single stone, brother, inside a sex tape glass house. If you had ever said in the future Barstool Sports sex tape will leak from one of the original people, I think there are maybe, I don't know, a pretty

popular women's podcast who you'd probably guess it would be them. Leak is not the right word. That would be like fully released, produced and executed. But if you were to guess, like of the people from the olden days, the old guard, who would it be? Probably someone sitting at a brown desk right now. Probably the frontrunners right here.

Handicap those odds making a gambler. Are you surprised it took as long as it did to come out? For someone to get caught up in this? That was another question. I don't know. Maybe it's me. I'm not really...

When I was younger, I kind of dabbled in the nudes and videos game. Retired from the game. I haven't really been one of those guys in a while. So I guess an oldie could have happened. Well, yeah. I mean, that's the thing about them.

They last forever. So you never know. That's what I think is the funniest. Not funniest. I don't know what the right word is there. We've used funny to describe funerals and sex crimes but um like usually i feel like when that shit happens it's like someone's blackmailing you and you know what's about to happen or you just made it or whatever if if it pops out of nowhere and you didn't like have any heads up i feel like you'd be like whoa

did not see this coming on a friday afternoon friday morning you know what i mean like uh i think they said at like 10 a.m. Someone tried to blackmail him for $10,000. He's like, dude, it's been out for 10 hours now. You did it backwards, bro. Leverage gone. This is everywhere, man. That's fucking hilarious.

Well, Cam Soda got in the game today. You see that? I saw that, yeah. 100K for Dave to do some Cam girl work. You would have to pay me more to do a fucking Cam show than to film a porn. Oh, absolutely. Way, way, way more money. To like jerk off?

Just sit there jerking. There's no way to look good or hot or normal jerking off. Sex, everybody does. Everybody can relate to it. To just be sitting there like, I mean, give me a fucking break. You'd be a real fucking pervert to think someone jerking off is hot.

Real sicko. I've seen some fucking shit. Yeah, a real pervert. I used to say, for her porn, she would just look up videos of guys jerking off. Do you? That was proving me true. Exactly.

And Asa is obviously a real fucking pervert. The number of $100,000 is not even remotely close enough for Dave. But we once had that hypothetical conversation about Ray J jerking off on him and whatnot to get out of his gambling debt and he was getting pretty desperate and I think his gambling debt is way worse now dude, his gambling debt is so bad that the

very slim chance but the chance that Ohio State wins the national title would pay out is it that slim? are they number one? no, they are they're three, right?

Or two, either way. I think it's crazy slim. Yeah, I mean, basically everybody, maybe outside Oklahoma has a shot, but the conversation we were having was like, LSU is great, and Clemson, we think, is the team that can still just come in and dominate. Anyway, if Ohio State wins, Dave, we win $350,000,

and he is so deep in the hole. He was like, whatever. That doesn't matter. How deep can you be that three hundred and fifty grand doesn't mean anything to you? I mean, it matters. It definitely matters. Right. I mean, but like three hundred grand less than what you'd have to pay.

But I get I mean, he's got to be like two million in if three hundred fifty doesn't even because like three hundred fifty. If you're if you're a million in debt, like, boom, a third of it gone would be a big deal for him to be like two million in if 350 doesn't even because like 350 if you're if you're a million in debt like boom a third of it gone would be a big deal for him to be like whatever i mean it's dropping the ocean stop gambling asshole which i guess he did he flipped the switch so i don't know man let's uh speaking of asshole let's do a couple am i the assholes here been a little while since we got into them so uh am i the Asshole today presented by Omaha Steaks. I did a little filet mignon last night. I remembered to take it out of the freezer and let it defrost so I have myself a nice little meal, save some money.

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Do you? Well, it also comes with a signature seasoning pack, so you can just sprinkle that on there. When I do it, the rare occasions I do cook, I start to act like I'm Bobby Flay. I start to act like I'm going to Flavortown with Guy Fieri. I just took a bottle of wine. I just start pouring it in the pan. I start fucking mixing all sorts of different things in that don't even make sense. I'm going to Flavortown with Guy Fieri. Like, I just took a bottle of wine, and I just start pouring it in the pan. I start fucking mixing all sorts of different things in that don't even make sense.

I'm putting, like, mayonnaise on my steak. Who fucking knows? I'm grabbing everything from the front. A little hot sauce here, a little wine there, a little reduced reduction sauce, fucking caramel seasoning, whatever, dude. I go ham on that shit. What's crazy?

I mean, this is how cheap it is. I know, it's not. It's supposed to be $218.92. I'm about to pay $70. And the $70 includes the cutlery and the cutting board. Oh! So the steak is probably like fucking $40. And then you get the six-piece cutlery and the cutting board for $69.99 total.

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So I was looking through the Am I the Assholes all over Reddit. It's my favorite. It's not even a guilty pleasure. It's just like basically how I spend my time on the Internet now, which is reading up on assholes all around the world. Hypothetical assholes, sometimes fake assholes, real assholes, life story assholes. You know what's a fun game to play?

And I don't know what this says about me. I'll ask you this question, John. I like to read the asshole question for my own opinion, and then I go to the comments. And I like to see whether or not I disagree with the majority. And I have found that often, I'm usually somewhere in the middle on a lot of the M.I.D. assholes, except for like the blatant ones.

And I feel like there are plenty of times where the general public are calling people assholes, and I'm the one going, did you think about it this way? Did you think about it that way? And so I almost have to posit my own am I the asshole? Am I the asshole if I don't find the am I the asshole assholes to be assholes?

Hang on. I'm sorry. I'm still placing my Omaha Steaks order. So you're saying am I the asshole if I don're saying, am I the asshole? If I don't find the, am I the asshole assholes to be assholes? Like I go to the, the, the tweet responses or the Reddit comments, whichever forum I'm reading it on. And people are like, uh, yeah, you're the asshole.

And I'm like, well, I didn't really, I respectfully disagree. I mean, obviously it's a case by case situation, but I feel like there are some people out there who just like any sort of confrontation, sort of opinion any sort of anything the exact opposite with you you're always thinking they're assholes yeah yeah i think i think i'm like every time like why are you defending this like i feel like nine times in a time it's not the asshole because it is this wasn't one i was gonna do but there was this guy who has a really fat daughter, and they went on a hike, and then she wanted to get a fucking donut, and he was like, come on, don't do that. You're going to erase all the work we just did, like exercising.

And he was like, I'm just trying to help her get underweight. And everyone was just like, you're a piece of shit. And I was like, you know, it's kind of like, I get it. You're just like, it's not the nicest thing, And it's how you treat people how to be healthy. So there you go. Yeah, you're not the asshole. Oh, it was her birthday. She was like, I want to provide my birthday donut.

You're the fucking asshole. Yeah, it's her fucking birthday. Pretty huge part to leave out there. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, it's her birthday. But even still, but okay. In that case, take her to get a donut and explain to her how like, look, it's your birthday, so it's a nice treat.

Totally fine. But like maybe on other days... But like the underlying... And that's why I think there are... I mean, it's her birthday. Humongous asshole. But she's a fucking fatso. So is your birthday.

You can eat whatever the fuck you want on your birthday. But that's the reason she's fat, because of that thinking right there. No. It's like, yo. She's probably fat because of his fucking jeans that's probably why he's fat no i think that was the other thing too is he was like like i'm not like i'm skinny her mom's skinny like she's just fat anyway i'm always i'm always at least trying to see the other side of things or like really it's almost like you said about the sex tape like until you're in it you never really know how you're gonna think anyway today's am i the assholes um one for the holiday season one for the relationship world so which one you want to start with uh

relationship world all right am i the asshole for not calling my partner my fiance but starting to call him buddy close friend or friend with benefits. This is a question for both myself and my partner. Are we the assholes? My partner and I got engaged several months ago. When we started dating in our early 20s, we referred to each other as boyfriends. Now that we're over 30, we mostly switch to partners. We do occasionally refer to each other as boyfriends. Despite being engaged, we've never called each other the fiance. For some reason, people from both his family and my family go fucking insane anytime they hear us use anything other than fiance. People have given us all sorts of reasons why this is wrong. It's lying. We're not really just boyfriends. We're

fiances. That's a higher level, and this diminishes the importance of the engagement. It diminishes the importance of marriage. We're diminishing each other. We've been told by one person she doesn't view our engagement as serious because we refuse to use the term fiance. And then she jokingly suggested that we send out the invitations. She won't RSVP until she hears us use the correct word. Goes on and on and on. The mother-in-law and sister-in-law got involved. Don't call them partner. And so finally finally the straw that broke the camel's back was friends with benefits we were having lunch with our family at our place i was telling a story about how recently i met someone who knows my partner and when we realized

we both knew him i made i told her she's my partner so they're they're like leaning into this going over the top using every word but fiance. Are they assholes? No. See, they're fun people who are, like, have stuck-up family members and shit. Yeah. I agree with that. Like, I hate labels, I guess, if you will.

Like, I don't know. I just never. You can't put me in a box. Like, just using, like, I don't know. I like i hate labels it's such a cliche stupid thing to say but also i would be i would feel so stupid always being like this is my fiancee i mean this is i think this is my this is fucking my friend the stupidest fucking word right in the world what does it even mean it was french for like you know intended or some shit like that i don't know it's it's a stupid term that most people are going to use for, I don't know, anywhere between like six months to a year total. And I think everyone sounds like an asshole saying it.

I also think, though, this is almost like I come all the way around on it. It's like when you when people complain about calling into a conference call at work and the other side's talking about the weather and you want to put a bullet in your head, it's like, I get it, but also this is just kind of what we do. You know what I mean? You're making it more difficult. Some things are awkward and it's easier to just do it

and kind of fall in line and not call. Like, what's worse you saying fiance or like causing some sort of weird scene with your mother-in-law over this uh calling my fiance now because like it was like i would do it i would i agree with you but i would also be like all right fine i'll just call you fiance so your mom like shuts the fuck up no like i said i would do it i would do it like regularly like i don't want to call fiance because it's stupid so i'm gonna call you my girlfriend and then once I saw that piss people off You lean into it

Then I'm leaning into it Because it's irrational by you to get mad about it You fucking really caring what I call my betrothed Is fucking stupid By the way That's the word you should use Hi this is my betrothed John So like once I see that pisses you off

And I understand If you're mad at me and I understand if you're mad at me and i get why you're mad at me i will be apologetic or whatever and like i'll if i think i fucked up like i know you have no right to be mad so i'm just gonna lean into this because there's i'm not gonna fucking kowtow to you yeah it's not about uh right or wrong because i think you're 100 in the right on this it's more about like are you the asshole for just like choosing this to be what you're going to like,

but I didn't choose it. You chose it. Yeah. But you're, but yeah, you're, but you're making the choice to be like, I'm going to,

this is, I'm going to die on this Hill. I'm going to dig in on this. Yeah. Cause you chose, but I don't know. You made the stupid, you made the asshole choice to get mad at what I call the woman I'm going to

spend the rest of my life with. Guess what? You threw the first punch. Yeah. Nagasaki is coming. I wonder, I wonder my friends with benefits right at your kitchen table and you could suck a dick.

I do think by the way, that partner's weird. I was like, are they gay at first? Cause I feel, I mean they are, but I'm, oh,

they are. Yeah. Oh, okay. I missed that part. Okay. But I mean, I'm assuming just just because boyfriend talk and partner because straight people don't really say partner i think they do now i don't think they did it first i think it's

more is it ever explicitly explicitly said like i'm a man marrying a man i thought they said boyfriends plural right yeah it sounded like you said boyfriends a couple times yeah we we occasionally refer to each other as boyfriends. Oh, okay. So, yeah, they're two dudes. Maybe that's the thing, too. Maybe this family deep down doesn't like the fact that they're gay and partner just makes it feel, you know,

just puts it in your face and just say fiancé. Hit him with a fuck, buddy. Yeah, I was going to say, this is my butt-fucking boyfriend. This is the dick I suck. All of that is better than significant other. Yeah, that's such a weird-ass term. And then when people shorten it to, like, SO, my SO. Oh, God.

Significant other is, like, if you were... I think I might say significant other. Oh, no. Like, not referring to personally, but I think I'd be like, oh, they're significant other. And I think when I'm saying it, I think I'm trying to be an asshole, so that makes sense. Okay. I mean, that sounds to me like you're an alien and you don't know the language. And you're just like, how would I describe that person?

It's another person that is of significance to them. Like, you're the most socially awkward fucking weirdo ever. So you're in on trolling the family and leaning into it. Thousand percent. If you could again. trolling the family yeah and leading into it thousand percent i am because again in principle i'm with you in like ease of because i bet you like no i don't his significant other his friends of benefits is like you gotta hear it from his mom on the phone like why don't you just fucking call me my fiance so that my mom's that's another thing by the way that's got to be funny

in gay relationships like if that was ever happening at some point it kind of becomes like this is just a man-to-man thing right like if you're fights i would just be like dude shut the fuck up because my mom is pissing me off fuck you you know i would talk i would in fights in gay guy fights must be like so much more real than than guy and girl fights you think so i do i i mean there's just 100 of the time when i'm fighting with a girlfriend i'm always like you are so irrational so illogical and so wrong but i'm just gonna like cave in or whatever to get over you know to get this over with full michael scott quote there yeah but with a guy i would be like are you fucking kidding me dude like you're no longer

my partner my boyfriend anymore now we're just to guy here, and you're being a fucking moron causing me problems. Fuck you. I guess so. I don't know. Unless they kind of fall into certain roles. You're the wife. You're the husband type of stereotypically speaking. If it was just like, we happen to fuck.

I think you don't do that, right? As I've understood it. If we were dating and we were fighting, I'd be like, dude, fuck you you because you're on like an even playing field you know what i mean there's always some level yeah right is it even domestic abuse if you're gay come on this is this let's just call a fair fight it's a fight that's what i'm saying like again there's some level whenever you fight with your girlfriend you're like i could end you right now, but I'm not gonna. But with a guy, it's like, we could... If we live together... Toe to toe.

If we live together, and you drink my milk, and I beat you up. Is that domestic abuse? Because domestic abuse doesn't imply a sexual relationship. I mean, it's just abuse happening in a house. I think there has to be some sort of, like, I live there too, right? Yeah, like both on the lease. Yeah, right, right. So if you beat up Gaz right now...

If you beat the shit out of gas or is that domestic abuse? Yeah. That'd be so funny. If gas like sued you, it was a victim of domestic violence. Cause you beat the shit out of them. I mean, everybody has the address.

If you want to go fight fights, we never talked about that. I don't know if you should. Um, so final answer. It was a fun day. Final answer. You,

you're going to be an asshole along with these people. Yeah. They started the asshole fight. If you want to get an asshole, I'll win. But that's what I mean. So you just admitted to being an asshole. So are you the asshole? I said you have an asshole.

They started being an asshole. So yeah, sure. It's fine. I was involved in the fight. Justifiable assholery. Yeah. It's like, I didn't start it, man. What do you want me to do?

Yeah. I mean, they want you to call them a fiance fiance that's what they want you to do bad too fucking bad i i would say this you're like and also like this isn't one thing like if they're fucking this upset about this they've been annoying for years yes they've been they're gonna suck no matter what so if this is the last straw and you draw a line in the sand i can understand that but i would say that you have a you are now getting married you're gonna have these in-laws forever and there's going it's going to get so much worse than this there's gonna be so many more fights now that you're like full-time together and you're gonna have kids and families and houses and in-laws of all sorts and if if you're fighting over this shit, you are fucked in the long run as well. So, I don't know.

Just call them a fiance for like two minutes until you're fucking married. And then you can go, then call them your husband and call it a fucking day, man. Relax. All right. Second, am I the asshole today is brought to you by 1-800-Flowers. The countdown to Christmas is on. You got to make sure you get gifts. You got to make sure you get stocking stuffers.

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Where is it? White Elephant. You call it White Elephant or Secret Santa? No. What's the other one called? It's not Secret Santa. Oh, it's not? It's Yankee Swap. Yankee Swap. Yep.

But the whole idea is like Secret Santa, but with stealing, right? You get to take from other people if you want to. Yeah, it's mean. Right. Right. There's a little bit of like... It's also like we are a big... Excuse me.

We are a big Secret Santa family. Are you? Yeah, and I'm sorry, not Secret Santa, big Yankee Swap family. So we have like a big 40-person Yankee Swap. My one aunt buys all the presents. And we have just like a huge Yankee Swap on the end of Christmas Day. What's your go-to move? Do you usually steal from people?

I mean – I feel a little bit awkward. I say you had something that I really wanted, but I knew that it's something you would like, too. I wouldn't take it. That's kind of... It's like Michael Scott with the iPod.

Everyone's going to fucking want that. In that sense, we do it like it's fun. Most of the gifts are goofy. Some people take it pretty well. Yeah, no, we don't. We have a couple of younger kids in the family.

So usually they get the good thing. Yeah. And it's like, Oh daddy, I want that. And you know, my uncle will be like, kind of give me a face.

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it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not as angry as I've heard Yankee Swap. It's the only one I've ever participated in. So it's always a little fun for us. Well, what would you do if at the Feidelberg Yankee Swap, they call it White Elephant here, what would you do if someone brought

an invitation to their wedding as one of the gifts? Getting married early next year, invitations just went out, but a lot of people from work who fell on the B list, because we both have big families, yada yada, a very small number of work friends have been invited already. Once we got the no RSVPs, we'll replace those with work friends. Going to a Christmas party at someone's home with a lot of these friends from this weekend, where there will be a white elephant gift exchange.

Would I be the asshole if I brought an invitation to my wedding as the gift? I can see it either as a cute way to invite someone, or it could highlight that some people haven't been invited, making them feel like they have to beg and dance for an invite. I mean, if you have to write that sentence, don't you fucking know that you're the asshole? The way you wrote that sentence makes you the asshole. You're begging dance for an invite to your wedding.

You are an asshole, dude. I think this I think this is whether or not you are an asshole here is predicated on how you've lived your life up until this moment. OK. how you've lived your life up until this moment. Okay. Like, I think if I brought to a barstool-type party an invitation to my wedding, I think it would be seen as kind of funny. I think it's... I think usually I kind of fuck around with stuff, and it's like,

all right, he doesn't take things too seriously. It's not even a big deal. It's just like, ah, whatever, fuck it. Like, it's kind of cute and cool. But isn't there, like, a little bit of a feeling? Like, all these things are usually $25 limit or whatever, but isn't there usually some sort of vibe of like you're supposed to get something that you think other people would want. And your narcissism is like, well, getting to come to my event is.

There are people who would like to go to that wedding event. Like it is. This person? I don't know about that. I'm talking. I always just put like a kind of to decide whether or not you're an asshole, you have to be like, how would it be reacted if I did that? And I think it's, I think he's an asshole.

I think anyone who makes their wedding an important thing is an asshole. Yeah. I think it's not important. I think, shut the fuck up, blah, blah, blah. But I think if you were just, like, a kind of guy, like, just kind of, like, someone who liked to have fun, I think people would be like, that's funny. I'll tell you what, he or she is also brave.

Because, yeah, you never want to give the people a weapon to use against you in the sense that like, oh, I don't even want that. If you open it up and you're like, oh, it's an invitation to Francine's wedding. Hey, okay, thanks. And then nobody steals it. Nobody wants it. You can still steal, right?

Or no, you have to steal before you get something. I think you have to either decide to steal or open a new one. And then once you open it. If you had it, and then you were like, but can I steal someone else's and give up your invite? And then like nobody wants, you know – hey, anybody want to steal? Hey, you could steal the wedding invite. You could get an invitation to this wedding. No, I'll take like the pots and pans.

Isn't that also basically like a bill? I'll have free coffee for a day. Thank you very much. Is it a what? It's basically a bill. If you're invited to a wedding, you have to give a gift. Dress up, give a gift, the whole nine. Well, I don't think going to a wedding is particularly a bill. If you're invited to a wedding, you have to give a gift. Dress up, give a gift, the whole nine. I don't think going to a wedding is particularly a bill.

I think being in a wedding is expensive. Going to a wedding you weren't invited to? You've got to give a gift. You're like, what, buying a suit? You've got to give a gift. Yeah, you throw a little cash. But you eat for free that day. But even that, on a basic level,

if you're breaking even on your gift, it's like, all right, I got, like, a $200 dinner, but I got to give you $200. Right. It's not really a gift. So, like, if it's someone you don't like, it's a chore. But, like, when people are like, oh, weddings are so expensive to go to, I don't think a wedding is really expensive to go to. I think a wedding to be in is expensive.

That's the destination wedding. Yeah. Usually you got to travel, get a hotel, give a gift. It's at least a. Yeah. Usually you gotta travel, get a hotel, give a gift. It's at least a little bit of a cash outlay. More importantly, like the way she's putting it

is like, if I was ever, if I ever was at a party and someone showed up and I was like, okay, you guys are the B-listers and one of you lucky folks

are gonna get to come to my social event, I would be like, fuck off. Yeah, I guess also, like, I don't know. I guess I don't take weddings, like, invites too seriously. I have always said, if I'm on the fence at your wedding, don't fucking invite me.

It's not that. I'm already in the B list. I enjoy weddings. I'm not an anti-wedding guy, but I'm also, it's not hugely important. And if I was, if he was like, look, we have a huge family. It was, I wish you could come, like it's it they just didn't work that's fine man no big deal and yeah but this is the total opposite of that making it seem like it's but if you explain why if he explained why everyone wasn't it's you kind of like kind of like what we said about the last one where it's

like if you have to explain things and all that it's kind of if you have to explain things as a way to make you not seem like an asshole, it's kind of like you're being an asshole. So we were like, look, we had a huge guest list, and everything was getting very expensive, but we do have an extra one because someone said no. I don't know. I thought this would be fun.

I think if you are a person who does fun things and likes to have fun, that will be seen as fun. I think it'll more, even if that's the intent, though, I think you'll be more seen as like, I'm giving the gift of me. Yeah, there will be whispers. Yeah. There will be more of that than the people who are like, oh, that's a fun, that's a quirky idea.

Because I could see someone being like, you know, yeah, I could give you a Dunkin' Donuts gift card or I could do something like this. But more people are going to go, you could have given me a Dunkin' Donuts gift card. Instead, you're giving me an obligation to go to your thing and pay you money and because you what, you're so special. I think it would take some very understanding people to give it. Yeah, and also if not, have bad assholes.

You don't think it would be fun? You don't think there are people at Barstool who would be like, ah, this is kind of funny? No, I feel like people here are so bitter and are so like bitter and jaded and skeptical of sin, cynical of life that they'd be like this fucking asshole thinks that going to his wedding is a big deal. Yeah. I guess.

I mean, you're probably right, but I do think this is more about how you live. I mean, I couldn't, I couldn't seat Dave without him freaking out. Imagine if I like, you know,

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I love Baby Yoda. We did that I think last episode I talked about that. I think The Mandalorian is a fine half hour of entertainment. I do not think it's a very good show. I kind of think the opposite. I think Baby Yoda is cute, but I think it's kind of silly and far-fetched that The Mandalorian would keep this thing. There's no storyline to the whole show. Well, there's the overarching storyline of The Mandalorian in general. would keep this thing. There's no storylines to the whole show.

Well, there's the overarching storyline of The Mandalorian in general. And then from there, it's like a procedural show each episode. That's the problem. It's a fine half hour. It's like SVU. It's a law and order Mandalorian. Are you invested in anything? Are there any character moving? I was thinking about this.

Basically, every episode is lands on the planet. Mandalorian's in trouble. Mandalorian's in trouble. Forgets about Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda's in trouble. Mandalorian says things. Flies to another planet.

Yeah. The overarching thing is Baby Yoda. And I think they're hoping that you stick around for the payoff of what's going to happen to Baby Yoda. I think that the true Star Wars nerds are into like the mandalorian race and the storyline that goes behind that uh you know this is taking place what after the new republic has taken over for the empire or whatever so i think if you know all that shit you're you're waiting for more of that i agree though i was thinking about i mean it's like uh the blacklist or any of those like shows on cbs nbc or abc where it's like there's a couple main overarching points

and then every episode is conflict, villain, resolution. And that's been successful as long as television's around. No doubt. But I also prefer the HBO's Showtimes and those things where it's like this is 10 episodes of one big plot that we're going to just go through the whole thing. I don't need to see... Every time I'm not worried. I'm like, oh god, I love this character.

What's going to happen? I would rather Bill Burby in every episode and get invested in his character and learn about him and hate him and want him to lose or whatever. That chick in the krill farming or whatever. I would like to know more about her. Procedural stuff has always been... It's like background tv to me it's

like you can you can you can jump into mandalorian in any episode yeah and basically figure out you know maybe you'd be like wait where'd you get yoda whatever but like for the most part you can i don't wake up on friday morning like fuck yeah we got a new man well i've so i've been behind and every now and then being able to binge a couple like the other night i was like i got super high and I was like, I can't, I'm too high to watch anything that would make me think, but I can put on Mandalorian. I did that last night, but it was High School Musical.

There you go. I think you're high. Different strokes. I was just too tired. Yeah, when you don't, when I was trying to watch Dark. I was trying to do Six Underground, and I was too tired for that. Wow. So I switched it over to, I was like, I could go and get Batman.

Did you watch the opener of Six Underground? Yeah, dope. Yeah, I mean, like, almost like Did you watch the opener of Six Underground? Yeah. Dope. Yeah. I mean, like, almost like a family guy joke. Like, this is going on too long. Now I'm back in because we're into 20 minutes of this. And then the way it ends. Yeah.

It's awesome. It was like, I was like, I'm too tired to give this the respect it needs. So I'm going to go put on something that I don't need to focus on. I've been trying to watch Dark, which is a German show on Netflix. Yeah. I remember that it's old right there's two seasons done I got confused there's Rain

and there's Dark I once started to watch Rain and Rain's okay and everyone was telling me how Dark is some of the best TV they've ever seen and I was like eh it's alright and I realized I was mixed up Dark is like intense Season 1 came out a while ago a few years yeah a few

years ago it's um big time time travel shit though multiple missing persons in 1986 2019 and 1953 i think it is to the point that and there's they have each character in each timeline and you know we're not doing scorsese de-aging we're just doing different people and I was like super stoned and I was like I can't follow and it's German mouth moving English sound I can't do that I can't do dubbing and

I have the subtitles so I'm like all over that but can you put it in German and put subtitles on maybe I would do that I can't do dubbing dubbing I can't stand I don't like it either but I would do that. I can't do dubbing. Dubbing I can't stand. I don't like it either, but I can't have German. I can't do that. You know what's funny?

You can tell that those people are just reading a script. I'm going to try to sound like a mother who is upset right now in this script. And if they were acting, they would just sound like a mother who's upset.

But I can tell that you're reading trying to sound like that. But anyway, dark is fire. It's just hard to keep up with. Mandalorian, I agree with you on that. And what was it? Oh, you like Truth Be Told? I love it.

I don't understand what you're talking about with the bad acting. And it could be because you said that you told me it was really bad, so I went in with the lowest of expectations. I don't think it at all. I think that show's a little far-fetched, but I like it. It feels a little like, did you ever watch that show Revenge? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where it's just like, and it's his father, and she wants murder to me.

Every episode's like, whoa! But it's like, cool. I was like, there are so many twists that I don't know if know that's sustainable yeah but like how many more big reveals can we have right but i just like the basic idea of like it's it's like cereal it's like a podcast like it's really you know uh but yeah a lot a lot of good tv right yeah i love the morning i like the morning show a lot yeah i loved the i haven't seen episode four of uh the Told. But Morning Show was really good, and I thought their latest episode, not this one, the one before that with the Vegas shooting,

I thought that was like, eh. But aside from that, I really liked the Morning Show too. Yeah, I'm in on almost all of Apple TV except for C. C was ironically unwatchable. I couldn't even look at it. I mean, somebody said it was going to try to be like replacement for Game of Thrones.

Swing and a miss. No, thank you. Alright, voicemails. Let's go. Hey, so I've been seeing a guy and I just looked over at his place for the first time and as I went into the bathroom,

he was like, oh, and by the way, that pink toothbrush, that's the guest toothbrush. And I was like, what are you talking about? And he was like, oh, well, sometimes, you know, like friends will get drunk and stay over and that's the toothbrush they use. I thought of that as horrifying to me, but I know you guys have talked about like how you don't care and you'll use other people's toothbrushes. Um, but basically I'm calling because like, is this for real? Is a guest toothbrush a real concept or am I an idiot? And he has a girlfriend. Thanks.

Oh, wow. I didn't actually even think of that. Uh, that like, it was like in the heat, like in the, like, like he scrambled for an excuse. I mean, a, a communal like he scrambled for an excuse. I mean, a, a communal toothbrush is absolutely not a concept that's like being like, you know, here's the,

like the reusable toilet paper. Like it's just not a thing. Yeah. Uh, also I know that I were very much on the record saying like, I'll brush my teeth with whatever, whatever fucking broom. But if someone told me this is the communal toothbrush,

I think I'd be like, fuck off. Yeah. I'm better than communal toothbrush. I'm not some dog living out in the fucking garage who will just use whatever you give me. But if it was just a toothbrush there, I would grab it and use it.

But don't tell me what it is. But that's an interesting thought that she might have been like, uh, what's that toothbrush there? And he was like, uh, communal toothbrush. That's probably what it was. Pink, too. But also, I don't... I wouldn't make an excuse,

because I wouldn't go into someone's room or someone's bathroom and see a toothbrush, an extra toothbrush, and be like, oh, boy. Yeah, but you're a boy. Girls are fucking crazy, man. I just have one. They're always, like, looking for the...

I probably have four toothbrushes in my bathroom right now. I use them. I don't even have one. I'm not like that. I just grab one. So you do have communal toothbrushes. Well, no, they're all mine. I use them. I don't even have one. I'm not like that. I just grab one. So you do have communal toothbrushes. Well, no, they're all mine. Oh, okay.

There's all my toothbrush, and it's like, I don't know. I got one in a bag. I got one in the thing. I got one inside the cabinet. Like I said, I have three toothbrushes in there. And I kind of just, depending on where I'm standing. There's things where, like, if a girl ever did decide to grill you on it, you'd be like, I have three toothbrushes three toothbrushes what the fuck what do you mean

no one has three toothbrushes you'd be like i i get right it's weird but i just have a bunch of toothbrushes man i don't know what to tell you they're all over the place i've acquired them throughout the day if i decide to start brushing my teeth while i'm pissing guess what i use the one in my toiletry bag because that's on top of my toilet this sounds like some always sunny shit like that's that's my toilet toothbrush yeah that's my sink toothbrush and that's on top of my toilet. This sounds like some always sunny shit. That's my toilet toothbrush. Yeah. And that's my sink toothbrush. And that's my kitchen toothbrush. What's the problem, lady? What do you not get?

I have a lot of toothbrushes. So it wouldn't even register me. I'd be like, oh, I'm amongst friends. Now, I guess it depends on the circumstances of, you know, like if this guy lived alone and has, like, you know, a girl toothbrush and some fucking tampons in there or something tampons would be a telltale sign even then I'd be like I don't know I like to soak them in vodka sometimes

shove them in my ass um that was a thing I know but I didn't think tamponing I think was a thing vodka soaking tampons prove it let's go.

Expands. Um, I, I, my first thought was like, if this is like a young dude, like lives with a bunch of bros or post-college or something that maybe they do just like believe in this ridiculous idea of a communal toothbrush.

That it's, I don't think anyone believes in communal toothbrush. People think it's weird. What if I'm like staying at a friend's house and I'll just grab theirs if you are a guest toothbrush so you think he's just lying? I think that's probably the only explanation no one in their right mind says I feel like I

what would you say there? I have guest toothbrushes, I just have a big box of toothbrushes under my desk under my sink that you fucking brush your teeth in. Then you keep that toothbrush. That's your toothbrush after that. There's a whole bunch of toothbrushes.

Yeah, take it with you. It's a parting gift. I just feel like if you live alone and you've told her, like, I haven't dated anyone for a long time, and then that happens, you're fucked. I don't know. What if that's what he's got? He's got them all under the sink, but he just puts one out, and someone uses it, and and they throw that one out and he puts the new one out and

he's just like i'm always ready for a guest so he's yeah he's now he's like a new toothbrush he's like a local hotel bread and breakfast like type uh you know here you go i'm just that ready for all my guests at all times the young 20 something single male who's always just worried about accommodating his guests i don't think you'd say that's the guest's toothbrush. I think you'd say, like, I have extra toothbrush. Yeah. And extra toothbrush. I got a toothbrush for you.

Bam. The guest's toothbrush implies all the guests have used that. That's no good. I mean, I feel like a better play would be like, I dated this chick, like, a while ago. She used to be over all the time. That was hers. Rather than, it's the communal toothbrush.

I mean, look, when you're panicking, nothing sounds good. There's really no win there. I think it's gotta be, he didn't know what to do and he just said that. What's the weirdest thing you think that could be a communal guest thing?

Do you like guest towels? Yeah, I think guest towels are a thing. I know, but I don't have those. Oh, yeah. You personally? I just have 10 towels in my apartment. I'd give you whichever one is from the closet at that point. Did you know when sometimes people have the paper towels in their bathroom and they also have the hand towel hanging?

Do you know the rules of that? I don't, but I feel like I could figure it out. No, I can't figure it out. If it's not your house, you're supposed to use a paper towel. I didn't know that. I guess that makes sense. Yeah. Like the nice towels for me, bitch.

Right. You use the disposable. Right. These family, the family, we can all use the same towel. You take the paper towel and get the fuck out. Seems like something the Feidelbergs would do. That's where I learned it. I asked my mom,

I finally asked her after like three years ago. That's the Feidelberg towel. I was like, mom, why do we have paper towels and paper towels for the help? And like a towel. Why are you just asking that now? We've been doing that for a while, babe. Next up.

What's up, KFC? Fight BC. I've got a quick question for you. I'm 24 years old, so all my friends are also 24 years old. I had a party yesterday, Christmas party. A couple friends came over, nothing too huge, but they brought a handle of vodka and a handle of rum with them. First thing they do when they walk in the door is hand them to me. So whatever, normal party as we go on. As I'm cleaning up this morning, I noticed that the handle of vodka and rum are both gone,

which to me seemed a little bit weird. I feel like at 24 years old, you're at an age where if you bring a bottle of something to a party, you leave it there for the host. That's just kind of what you do. College, sure, maybe you get rid of it. But I guess my question for you guys is, at what age do you start bringing things and leaving them at the party like alcohol?

And is there a certain amount of alcohol that once you bring over, you're entitled to bring back with you? Like if you buy a small bottle of something, can you leave, can you leave that? But if you buy a handle, do you take that back? Let me know.

Bye. I think this is a stupid question. Okay. I think, number one, you never bring anything back at any age. I agree. I would not. People do. Bring back.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I also think at any age, if I bring something and they're like, go ahead, open it up. Like, I'll drink it on the spot, too. It depends. Like, if I am I intending this to be a gift? Am I coming to your Christmas party? And I'm like, John, I got you a bottle of like Johnny Walker Blue.

It's a gift versus like I didn't want to show up to your party empty handed. So I got like, you know, a couple bottles of wine. If that's a bottle of wine that I like or the girl I'm with, I came with, want it like I'll'll open that and drink it i don't think it has to be like this is for you to share to have later yeah i agree i agree so i'm not bringing anything home between a gift and a party yeah so i guess it depends on what you bring but if i if i'm bringing something that's not like i intend for you to drink this later at a special event if it's your if it's a party thing and the party's going on i think i can drink it then and there. But I'm also never going to bring anything home.

No. People definitely do that. People take, like, bring, like, a nice whiskey and it's, like, for a glass at this party and then they bring it home. I could never. I mean, he referenced it, but kids in college definitely do that all the time.

Yeah, you, like, grab straight beers, put them in a fucking garbage bag. Yeah, you're taking, like, wounded soldiers back. You're just pouring beers into a trash can, a trash bag, and like throwing it over your shoulder like a homeless guy, just a big bag of liquid. Yeah. But even then, I never did that.

Yeah, I mean, I was never desperate enough for that. No, I'm also like, I just, I'm too narcissistic and too self-obsessed with stuff. Like, I'd rather be out 19 than look like an asshole right and then have someone fucking calling up kfc radio being like this guy fucking took a bottle a hundred percent i agree with that i mean if i bring you a nice bottle of whiskey if i bring you a nice bottle of champagne an expensive bottle of wine that is like this is a gift i'm giving to you you can take that and put it away if i am like hey we gotta go to the to go to the party, so get like a 30 rack of beer and like one bottle of red,

one bottle of white, so we cover all our bases, then I think that's free to start like when you walk in the door. Yeah. I wouldn't – if I brought something, I wouldn't open it. I would say you can't open it, but I don't think I – unless it's like – unless it's going on like the bar cart and it's just like – That's kind of what I'm envisioning.

And it's serve yourself kind of deal. Because then it's just like – it's almost BYO at that point. Right. Like I like this brand, so I brought it. I'll take the bar cart and it's just like, that's kind of what I'm envisioning. Cause then it's just like, it's almost BYO at that point. Like I like this brand. So I brought it, I'll take care of me and my guests. And you know, that way I'm not taking any a year.

I'm a self-sufficient guest. I think, I think that's perfectly acceptable. I think for some reason I'm nervous to do it, but I don't think there's any like, I guess if I went to like a dinner party or something, we were like sitting down to dinner and I brought a bottle of red i would probably give it to you and then if you said like hey do you want to open up that like cabernet yeah yeah definitely but i wouldn't like just walk into the kitchen do it myself exactly going if it was like if it was just wait for the

dinner party versus like a cocktail mingling party everyone's walking around i'm yeah i'll fucking have one of these yeah um but the it's funny the ages of things are so crazy like like rudy was asking me today what age i saw which also i have no idea how old rudy is um rudy might be my age i have no idea i mean he's a college hockey player college hockey players start he could be 42 yeah yeah older than dave the uh he asked me what age i started um buying buying my own presents for parents. With your own money and stuff like that. I'm 24. Probably.

Yep. I mean, probably when I got a job. Yeah, but even then, once I had a job, I needed every goddamn penny. Yeah. I'll be honest. I still barely buy my parents gifts yeah it's really more like my sister finds like two things they want that are big and we all contribute is there anything worse than being a sister sisters the cross they bear it's like nurses and nuns and sisters you know it's like their job is to to feed the brother, buy the shit for the brother,

protect the brother, get the cards, reminders all the time. A sister is basically like a built-in assistant. My sister does my taxes. She does not anymore. She's like, you've got to get it. Someone else has to do it now. She could not even know anything about accounting and taxing. She'd still have to do your taxes.

She'd be like, John, I'm an English teacher, but I'll do your taxes. Figure it out. I'll fucking do it. Figure it out. Nothing more. This was the first year where she was like, well, I mean, she has done that, but she's just saying for next time. Yeah, like buckle up. I'm going to say no this season.

She's like, you should have someone else doing your taxes now. All right. Whatever, dude. the season you should have someone else doing your taxes now all right whatever dude i i also i mean i think this voicemail he said like you know 24 or something like that is the cutoff like i mean 24 to me feels like a fucking baby now if you tell me you're 24 i'm like ah you're a child it's just see i shifting i don't know i it depends on my relationship with you like i always say that with the show my little sister is like two years older than r that. My little sister is two years older than Rhea. And my little sister is a child.

And Rhea is just my co-worker. She's by my age. It's all kind of relative. But I also, if someone was like, I mean, I'm 24. I can't be doing that anymore. I'd be like, yes, you fucking can. Whatever it is, you can be doing it at 24.

Ellie and Hubs were talking about, we can't go to SantaCon. We're too old. They're like, in their mid-20s were talking about we can't go to Santa Con. We're too old. They're like in their mid-20s. I don't want to go to Santa Con. I have no problem with that. It's not for everybody. I don't feel like you're too old. But I don't think it's like you aged out.

Yeah, yeah. No. Santa Con's when I was like 32. Santa Con was. I was not in Santa Con. I did not go to Santa Con this year. But I also went to Santa Con this year. Because I was just trying to go to a bar

on a Saturday for a drink and watch a football game, and every bar I went to was just loaded with Santa. I went to multiple neighborhoods in New York City. I went everywhere. I was trying to find... I don't know how Santa Con works. So I was trying to find the Facebook

group or website or whatever that would have the bar lists that they were going to, so I could not go to them yeah and then it was just well there's so many every single bar there's so many that like you know if you're not the main one you're at like some spin-off i think that santa con in let's call it 10 years is gonna have a huge revival why because i think it's like the past few years has been kind of jumping the shark and now it's firmly like most people don't like it think it's for douchebags and then i think after time it'll come back it used to be awesome i used to love it there wasn't a problem with it aside from the fact that i i do i do think it got too many like i i used to do one called the 12 days of christmas which i think was like not the normal SantaCon. Same fucking idea.

And there was like a charity involved, and you get like an elf costume or whatever costume, and then part of the money goes to charity, and you go to these 12 bars, and it was awesome. And then like that got to the point where like one year we did it, and the bars were, we used to go like one bar ahead, then we had to go two bars ahead to keep ahead of the crowd, and eventually

you just couldn't go to any of those. And then it's just to the point where everybody has their own version of SantaCon con and every bar is too crowded and it becomes this people fighting and pissing and yelling and all that but i think when it was contained or not as popular it was just like the best christmas or i don't know maybe it's one of those things it's like i was 23 and now i'm fucking 35 so i hate it but i remember it being like awesome before it seemingly i don't know if it was social media or what, but it's just like it got too overwhelming.

But it was. I didn't see anyone being outlandishly drunk. It was people on the subway. They were fine. It was just the sheer number of it. The impossibility of avoidance. I was like, I just want to be a regular regular bar yeah i want to watch the football game i think there's

also just something about like you know if you go out on a regular saturday night in new york city there's going to be a bunch of dumb like finance bros who are going to be pissing in the streets and fighting and girlfriends crying and screaming it's just that they're all dressed like santa claus so you can like you lump it all together but you're going to you're gonna be in a crowded bar it's gonna be hard to get a drink and you're gonna see all those activities any night you go out in new york city but because everyone's dressed the same in a costume it it becomes that's the problem but i bet you it's gonna come back around like a hipster way and it's gonna be enjoyable hey kfc fights super producer Hey KFC Fights Super Producer BC This is John from Jersey I was just listening to Tuesday's podcast

Where you guys were talking about You know if you were a chick A couple times a year you bang for money Just had a little story for you So the other night I was on one of these Webcam sites And you know started talking To one of the models there

And it's her full timetime job because she has, like, vertigo. So, you know, she needed to find something that she could do and it wouldn't affect her career, like working in an office. She couldn't do that, so she started camming. Fucking Lucille, too, over here. And it's her full-time job. She just bought a fucking house. Yeah, man.

With cam website money. That's how much money she, she just bought a full on house and she's in the process of moving right now from another house, not even from an apartment. She's moving from a house to a bigger fucking house, both of which she bought with cam money and that she's not even having sex for money. She's just masturbating. It's just fun for her and people get to watch. So, uh uh i guess my question for you guys is um you know would you do this if you were a chick because you know i think the answer is uh for sure yes um i i would do this i can understand that he's like understanding the distinction that like

yeah you don't even have to have like a stranger in there you can just like masturbate maybe maybe people don't put those pieces together, but you know, yeah. Breaking news. Like sex workers can make a fuck ton of money. Right. I, it happened with that.

What's her name? Maitland. Yeah. Maitland Ward. Maitland Ward. Like she had, she said her best month last year, she made 68 grand that month.

Uh, we, I mean, I also used to make mid five figs like every single month, every month. Yeah. I like, yeah,

I, I'm surprised. I'm surprised.'m surprised did you know that porn stars make a boatload of money did you know that like you know it's porn stars i think make less than you think well i think cam girls make more yeah i mean the the it's it's like you know there's no studio you cut out the middleman it's just horny dudes paying you directly in their in their moments you know like you do this all the time. You get drunk. You get, you know, you are susceptible,

and you cave in and buy a porn subscription, right? Oh, yeah. Now, take John and multiply that by hundreds, maybe thousands every single night. And not only, they're not buying subscriptions. They're just giving you money. Yeah, but it's also, you know, and they're doing it because, like, they're like, I don't know, put your finger in your ass.

Here's, like, 50 coins or whatever the fuck it is. And then they do it. So it's, like, it's a great system for everybody. I mean, the guys doing it are happy. I've actually, I've never done it. I've never had either. I think we should do it. Do you want to give it a try one day?

I think we should. I'm not against it. I just. I'm almost afraid of, like, what if I like it too much? Guys, I can't go out tonight. I gotta go back to my camp. By the way, I still haven't watched porn since I said I was going to stop. I swear to God.

Well, you've been busy. I've been traveling and shit. It was last Monday's recording. I haven't watched porn in a week. It hasn't even been an issue. Are you like trying it or are you just like, oh, wait, I haven't watched it. It's kind of like the dip thing, which I'm kind of back on. Now I dip a lot less now, but I still do dip sometimes.

But it's kind of like it's like almost like if you say you don't want to be a vegetarian, but like just okay, eat meat one day less day a week. And so I'm like I probably dip meat one day less a day a week. And so I'm like, I probably dip one or two less tins per week than I did before. I'm just a little more conscious of it. And the porn thing has been like, I was like, all right, I'm going to try not to watch porn tonight. And then it was like two days later, I was like, I don't know. I'll just go to bed now.

I'll watch High School Musical before I fall asleep. So are you just not even jerking off? I haven't jerked off. In a week? Yeah. Watch out. Sounds like I just popped like a balloon in a second. I'm good.

I feel fine. We're going to walk in the studio. It's going to be like that Randy Marsh picture one day. What happened? Well, John didn't jerk off in two weeks. I mean, also, I'm going to Atlanta City tonight. I'm going to stay in a hotel. So I might be watching porn tonight. But see, it's special now.

Now it's like a thing like i'm i'm gonna go home and i'm gonna be like i gotta watch porn johnson like i'm watching um uh what was the question i forgot uh oh cam girls i mean oh also this fucking lady i have vertigo so i have to go into the sex working industry i i mean you are not the first there's plenty of places you can go look i'm not we're not gonna vertigo shame i'm not i'm not gonna wow vertigo shame i'm not gonna porn shame okay if you if you wanted to get into porn that's fine just be like i wanted to fucking make a lot of money to fuck myself on camera don't give me the vertigo but i actually kind of liked Like, vertigo is one of those...

This woman's brilliant. She should be, like, the CEO of a company. Vertigo is the thing that's so... You don't know what the fuck it is. So if someone says, like, dude, I got vertigo, you'd be like, whoa, okay, what do you need? You know what I mean? No, I think vert's come around long enough where

it's like you just know because of coley yeah that's true if someone else was like if someone went to their boss it's almost like when a girl like a girl goes to her male boss and like i have some feminine problems like take the week off yeah i don't know anymore if you tell me like oh my brain i can't because of vertigo they'd be like all right do whatever you got to do so she's she's like that's like oh wow you you know you're you do porn now it's like well my vertigo yeah i had vertigo now you're a hero i had to be able to lay on my back all day what's going on that they're just like chatting though like she's telling him about his house i bet he can pay extra yeah i'm sure i mean i'm sure the people that pay this want you know

it's like going to the strip club where you just want like attention rather than anything i'm sure that that that's – This guy's paying to hear about her house? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Also, by the way, I don't believe her. I don't believe she was the Vertigo thing. I think that's –

Oh, yeah. I think maybe that's – No, of course she doesn't have Vertigo. That's what I'm saying. That's a setup for maybe three, four sessions down the line. It's guess who's got an unexpected Vertigo payment they have to make. Yeah, absolutely. Could I have a couple more bucks, please?

You too. Yeah, no, I mean, that's like Sarah McLachlan. I just bought that house. You know I'm not liquid right now. I need a couple of bucks for my vertigo medicine. Could you help me out? Oh, I mean, that guy, he's going to cure vertigo soon. He just doesn't know it.

For one small payment, we can have the research we need to cure this horrible disease, and then you'll be the hero who got rid of my vertigo. I mean, they're basically he's going to give this woman all his money yes and guess what I said that I would fuck guys for money

I would definitely be a cam girl definitely I think I might be my masturbation techniques cannot garner income no but I said earlier I would my masturbation techniques cannot garner income there's no way no but if it could

I would I feel like you don't yo do you know how many porn stars there are that don't show their face now it's almost obnoxious

yeah they're all like no face girl copycats they're all just like that did you get your no face girl t-shirt by the way I did not are you wearing

you got yours I have I'm not wearing it but yes I have one I feel like there there's another one there's a new one that uses like the same font as her and it's just fucking her ass and like i'm almost like all right now you got to put your face down yeah come on let's let's be reasonable here if i was a chick that even had a semi-attractive body i would just keep

my face out of it and make millions millions of dollars dollars. You're an idiot. If you're not, what'd you say? I said, cake, cake, cake. You gotta be careful there. You usually get what?

I think it says cake, cake, cake. I was like, now that's another, that's another genre of porn. Cake, cake,

cake. Yo, speaking of that, you know who I just randomly thought of the other day? Do you remember the porn star Spring Thomas who would only have sex with black guys and would like call them the N-word? Oh, boy. It was.

She has a whole thing where like she is like a Confederate something member or whatever. And it's like there are Confederate flags all around the room. It is. I mean, that's a genre for sure. It is. It was like it's a lot. Let's just say that. Yeah,

this is, this is some old school shit though. Like it's very, very grainy footage. Yeah, I mean, this was like, this was like freeones.com.

You saw her. Freeones was old school shit. That was old school. That's when you had to earn it. Yeah. All right. Last voicemail of the day is brought to you by Quip. Don't have a communal toothbrush.

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Let's go. Hey, guys. So the other day, I had the day off from work. So I stayed home, and I was getting stuff done around the house, some cleaning, odd jobs, and I had Christmas music playing in the background, and my boyfriend got off of work early and surprised me. So, we were just enjoying ourselves and ended up moving to the bedroom to have sex and music still going on in the background anyway afterwards we got to talking about what we thought the best christmas song to fuck to might be so we thought it would be pretty cliche to go with santa baby or something like that but then later on oh holy night came on and we thought maybe when it gets to some of

the more louder, drawn out parts, it's slow. It could be passionate. Maybe if one of you are orgasming right when it hits that point, if it could be hot or if it would be weird, what do you guys thought? Is there a good Christmas song to talk to? Let me know what you think. That's a great question. I mean, Santa Baby is cliche, but it is such a rapey, sexy song that like. I'll stand that song. It's a great song, but I mean, it's super rapey. I don't think it's that rapey.

It is. It's so rapey. I mean, at one point, it's so rapey. There's one line that I even picked up just on this year. I mean, I write this blog or break this down pretty much every year, and even I was like, wait, what are they saying there? It's like towards the end about like, hang on, let me find it.

It's not to say what's in this drink, right? No, that is like... But that's not like a roofie. You don't taste roofies. Yes, it is. No, you don't. That's the point of a roofie you don't taste roofies yes it is no you don't that's the point of a roofie roofies would be very ineffective if you could taste them no but she like takes a sip of it and she's all like what's in this drink that's not that's just tone that's not how she says it you're just changing the tone of it say what's in this drink

it's not like what's in this drink i don't know nobody has ever said what's in this drink it's not like what's in this drink i don't know nobody's ever said what's in this drink unless it's accompanied by like how strong it is or like i don't know what's happening yeah most times it's good too what's this drink baby so you're spinning this as just uh everybody wants to have sex and drink and you're just it's just consensual rape i don't think you know i don't think it's great i think it's one of those things where it's just like the modern people what's this baby's cold outside not santa those things where it's just like the modern people. What's this? Baby's cold outside. Not Santa baby, right?

Yeah, that's what I was looking up. It's towards the end. It's talking about like people are going to be talking and like worry about them. Back in the old day, people talked to someone slept over the house. My sister will be suspicious. Yeah, she'll be suspicious. I thought I was fucking you. Oh, yeah, this is, it's not as rapey,

but it's just the ultimate Hail Mary, when he says, you might catch pneumonia and die. Yeah, that's what happened. If you go into the cold woods in the 1940s, you might get pneumonia and die. This motherfucker's being a hero out there. I'm tired of that song being slayed.

It's a great song. I love that song. All right. The true test then, would you ever do and say all those things to a girl? No. No. You'd be in trouble for raping her. No.

Yes. I just don't talk to girls at all. If a girl was ever like, let me go home, and you were like, just one more drink. You have to stay here. Don't worry what your sister's going to say. You're just changing tone again. Yes. I just don't talk to girls at all. If a girl was ever like, let me go home, and you were like, just one more drink. You have to stay here. Don't worry what your sister's going to say. See, you're just changing tone again. Fine. If you said it with the fucking nice sound. That's a very different way to say things.

You're catching me too in a heartbeat. No. If you don't let a girl go home, and you say, well, you should stay because you're going to get cold, or your sister's going to talk, and don't worry about it. You'll die staying here. She was the one saying the sister. Right. He says it's cold outside, it's dangerous outside. What the fuck is wrong with that okay it's a snowstorm we've established that

i think if she if someone said i simply must get go and you said the answer is no boom rape it's not right the answer is no the it's a it's a playful tete-a-tete okay harvey all right harvey weinstein um i had another one in mind that i feel like um i like i like the ariana grande santa tell me that's just a good song i would fuck i don't know if i know that song i mean i'm sure i've heard it but the i don't know i'm not a big uh sex to music people i think one time in my life i had like a sex pose and i grew out of that because it's ridiculous. I'm not like I don't know. Whoever puts on music to have sex?

White people don't do this. I'm sure there's bump and grind type music. I don't think anyone's like, okay, we're about to have sex. Hang on. Let's get the song on. I think they probably are. That's too much work. It's all dependent upon basically

having rhythm like like the fact that you like if you would put the music on that it would make a difference like i'm just gonna clap those cheeks as hard as i can while holding on for dear life it doesn't matter what song's on fast slow or otherwise it doesn't matter at all well we'll have to uh well i'll have to like kind of run through a list of christmas carols we'll put together simply having a wonderful christmas time i could do a little felice navidad yeah uh clap clap clap uh hum hallelujah nope that is a backstreet fall boy song maybe maybe yeah maybe it's on though maybe just forget hallelujah. That's a great song. Come hallelujah. That's my answer.

Come hallelujah. All right, let's do this interview. Let's get this interview with Troops on. Troops is a Arsenal fan from overseas. He's got this Jamaican hooligan vibe going, which is just one of the fucking best personas I've ever met on the internet. Me and him chopped it up about being super fans and the life of a ridiculous person who basically has no control over their own happiness and puts it into

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Talk to you later. Good to go. All right. The champ is here. People's champ Troops is in the building. Arsenal. Arsenal. Of course, man.

Of course, dude. Your reputation precedes you. Arsenal through and through. I myself, I'm not a soccer guy. A football guy. I'm one of those just like ignorant Americans, you know what I mean? But there's a kinship amongst like crazy sports fans. It doesn't matter what sport it is. It doesn't matter where you're from.

It's like I already know I can identify with you whether or not I know your sport or know what you're going through. When you're so obsessed with something that you can't control, it can, it fucks with you. Yeah, it fucks with your head. Right? Yeah, differently. I lose my shit fam, like, when it goes down, it goes down. It goes down.

Anything can get said. So I'm 35, I'm almost 35. Yeah. And you said you're 32, right? Yeah. And how is Arsenal, is Arsenal historically good, bad, where are they at? I'm so blind to this, I don't know. Historically, one of the biggest clubs in England.

Right. So you're like a winner. Yeah. Right? I'm a loser. Okay. I'm a Mets fan. I'm a Jets fan, a Knicks fan.

All my teams here in New York fucking suck. And I have been on the verge of just kind of giving it all up. Like every other year, I'm like, this is it. I'm not doing this to myself anymore. But I just can't do it because I feel like it's the pull isn't it it's an actual addiction yeah it's the love

but like why for me why should I love anything they're terrible they don't ever give me anything but I just keep coming back for more it's like

you identify with them isn't it yeah you feel as one when you see them you're like yeah that's me I know but that's sad because they're fucking losers

for you it's a bit mad but that's sad Because they're fucking losers That's the only thing For you it's a bit mad But that's like me right now Me growing up with Arsenal Arsenal was like One of the main teams Yeah We was winning league titles

We was getting to Champions League final Doing doubles And now It's like My son says to me Dad like we're ninth Like what's going on

Like you said we were good Like da da da da All I see is rubbish And I'm like bro Like I have to show him YouTube videos of like 10, 15 years ago. The glory days.

You understand? And the thing is that with sport, everyone has ups and downs, isn't it? So you have to kind of stick with them. I remember when the Knicks

were good, when they had Patrick Ewing in the back of the day. But I mean, that's a long time ago. There's not many ups for me. I have very, very few ups.

Maybe it's your board. They don't want to spend no money, invest in the team. Because I see, I see, I see like flipping, who is it,

when the Heat done their thing, when they had Howard and Shaq and they got their man down there, then they had flipping, who was the other team? When Shaq moved. When LeBron,

Wade, Bosh, had the super team. Yeah, all of that. Come on, bro. Like, you've seen it. It can happen. My teams just don't do it. They just won't do it. And I mean, what's the Mets? Baseball. Yeah, and of that. Come on, bro. You've seen it. It can happen. My teams just don't do it.

They just won't do it. What's the Mets? Baseball. Yeah, and they're just the worst. But we just got, yeah, and I fucking hate the Yankees, and the Yankees are always winning right in my backyard. But we just sold our team to this dude who's this billionaire hedge fund owner. Okay.

And I'm praying to God he comes through and just drops his dick on the table and starts to fucking make moves. Because I'm telling you, for my entire life, I've been the loser Mets fan, and Yankee fans have been just chirping at me and shitting on me, and now all of a sudden there's this chance that we're going to be the big dogs who are spending money,

and my entire life would change. When Arsenal wins, how different is it when Arsenal loses to you? I mean, your life is completely different. It makes your day, like different it makes your day like it makes you you wake up the morning the next morning

you wake up the next morning with a smile on your face you got a spring in your step food tastes better air's a little fresher everything's better what's this Hitch do you remember Hitch

yeah he's trying to jump that Hitch right now when it was like when he was writing was it mouth is dry what a time

the Chinese guy was talking I remember that big up Hitch it's a great fucking movie I swear to god he teaches you the ways when he was writing, was it, Malfi's Delight, Water Tom, the Chinese guy was talking, I remember that, big up Hitch, it's a great fucking movie, I swear to God, he teaches you the ways, maybe you don't need Hitch as a manager,

dude, I would let Hitch run my whole life, he can run my business, he can run my love, he can run my teams, all that shit, backfiring on him, somehow he found a way to secure the bag, blood,

savor it, blood, I'm telling you, speaking of securing the bag, did you ever, I mean, is this, this is your life now, this. Savor it, blood, I'm telling you. Speaking of securing the bag, did you ever, I mean, is this, this is your life now?

This is your career now? Yeah. This is everything, right? Yeah, this is what it is. What were you doing prior to this? I was in,

I was working in like a betting shop. Yeah. So like, gambling industry. And you were able to just bounce? Be like, I'm done with it? Yeah,

like, I literally just, I took the risk in it, like, I said, you know what, I need to put more into this. And then, I started, I never even had a YouTube channel at in it. Like I said, you know what? Yeah, I'm just going to, I need to put more into this. And then I started my,

I never even had a YouTube channel at that time. I never had nothing. Like I just literally said, you know what? Fuck this. I'm going to do it. From my mind to something, I do it.

I go for it. And then literally three years later, the thing's gone mad. Crazy. It's gone crazy, bro. And it's just you. Yeah.

That's wild, man. It's me, Robbie, me and Robbie in it. You understand like big up robbie big up aftv but like yes it's just like man isn't it fam i mean it takes that a lot of people always ask me how to get into what we do yeah and there's no like yeah i can't tell people how to do it it's just because it's just yourself you just people yeah i'm literally just me right i give

my opinion i do me i don don't cater to no one. Do you ever get worried about that, though? Sometimes I'm like, I'm very lucky. I'm very happy that people seem to care about my opinion. But what if I wake up in the morning and they just stop caring? Because when you're not putting on a performance and you are just giving your opinion, you've got to hope that they care what you think. You know what I mean?

And it seems to be like you do. I think that passion kind of like comes out in the video so they know to relate to you. They know like, with man, I think what it is

is people like the real. And as long as you stay true to yourself, I don't think people will leave you. Because if you be honest and you keep it real, nothing switches up.

When you're on your journey, like you're climbing them ladders, you're still staying humble, you've not changed people around you, you're climbing them ladders. You're still staying humble. You've not changed people around you. You're winning life. You understand? You're winning life.

That's me, like. I don't care, bro. I'm still that kid on the corner. You understand? I'm still that little you that grew up in Graham Park. Like, that's me, fam. Like, nothing will ever change.

Are there a lot of troops haters? Yeah, I got some, like, but let's be real. Like, I don't really, you get me? Me, like, it's more the media. You get me? I don't really get, like, I don't really, you get me, me, it's more the media, you get me?

I don't really get the whole Twitter hate, you get me? It's only if, say if Arsenal lose, and I'm liable to go on Arsenal Fan TV, and say some wild shit, you get me? That's when my Twitter will go mad,

people, oh, you're embarrassing the club, da, da, da, da, shouldn't, why'd you speak like that? Otherwise, I'm like,

I'm cool, bro, I don't really get hate my thing actually with me is the media the media don't like me understand because their shows are dying out your shows are dead your shows have no views you get me you're ugly so you're on fucking radio i'm sexy so i'm on sky i'm on fifa i'm on radio i'm on everything blah you know what i'm saying youtube snapchat instagram every bomba clock thing you get me? Man, I'm stressed there looking like a fucking Satsuma, blood. Looking like a fucking tangerine, fam,

you understand? You can suck my big toe, blood. Simon Jordan, everywhere I've gone, I've told, man, Simon Jordan can suck my big toe, blood. Talk sport, talk shit, fam. Man, talk shit, blood, you understand? I tell you, with me, that's what it is. It's the media, man. The people fuck with me. They're boring, they're media, man. Yeah. The people fuck with me. They're boring.

Yeah. They're old. Because you don't want to listen to their opinion, the way they're giving it. And they don't have an opinion. And the worst thing is this. They say, yeah, Arsenal fan TV is negative. But when madness happens, yeah,

they're the first man. Man City fans, how do you feel? Losing 2-1 to Man United in a derby. Pep Guardiola, is he the right man for the job? Did he not buy the right centre-backs in December? Let us know. Call Talk Sport on... You pricks. You dickheads, blud. That's why I'm like, you man are donuts, fam, like. You fully, like, your thing is made of people calling your show and chatting shit, blud. But then, the show is called Talk Sport, but you don't talk no sport. You just talk fans,

to call it Talk Fans or call it Talk AFTV. All you talk is AFTV, you understand? And what it is as well is football is a very, what's the word? It's a very Caucasian environment.

I'm getting technical with man now. You get me? Man said I got a low IQ. I'm bringing out big fucking words right now. You get me? Man said I got a low IQ. So I'm bringing out big fucking words right now. You get me? It's a very Caucasian environment, blood. When you got two black men coming in there, one that was, you get me,

a fucking former dancehall rapper. You understand? Screaming, don't sniff the coke. Smoke weed. You got me coming through saying, legalize weed. You understand? The way I talk, the way it is,

they're not liking it. No, I mean. We are what? Because you're changing the mold. You understand? The way I talk, the way it is, they're not liking it. No, I mean, we are what? Because you're changing the mold. You're breaking the mold. They had their gravy train. They were making their money one way. They were making their views

and all that shit. No reason those papers no more, Vlad. Not in England. Why would you ever? Go on Twitter. I can't believe that the whole industry

was based on not having an opinion. You have to be impartial. You can't be a fan. Fuck that. Fans can't have. Fans want to hear other fans. They think that because opinion you have to be impartial you can't be a fan fuck that fans can't have fans want to hear other fans they want to

and they think that because the media used to be the barrier between the fans the fans are broken now the fans don't need the media no the fans are the media

right you understand the fans know more than the fucking journalists blood thousand percent we're getting drops before the journalists blood

and then we're putting out our shit and then journalists are tweeting our shit because shout out Flex blood Flex got my boy he does like

the Man United stuff so it's another club in London not London England but their whole fan base is fucking London it's blood yeah

your fucking mug's blood yeah your fucking prick's blood yeah but anyway big up Flex yeah but Flex he got invited

into a press conference with the manager of his club and obviously he's asked the manager a few questions and he asked the manager of his club. And obviously, he's asked the manager a few questions and he asked the manager some really good questions, bro.

And the media that was there actually used Flex's questions and Ole's answers and pushed that in the whole thing. So then obviously, like a few days later, Talk Shit was doing their thing

how they do. And there was this young lady on there. I don't really talk bad about women, you understand because you're a gentleman yeah apparently off camera different thing but yeah so there's a young lady there chatting some shit you understand we will say that chatting some shit saying about oh i don't believe that fans should be in in in uh in media accreditation uh we're the bridge between the. Who the fuck are you, Vlad? Nobody fucking knows you, darling. Nobody knows your name. Nobody's stopping you for pictures.

Nobody knows you. People know Flex. People want to hear what Flex is saying. Flex is a Man United fan. Flex has travelled, paid his own fucking money, travelled from fucking London to fucking, where was it?

Who did they play? Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan. And you have the audacity to say a fan shouldn't be there. Go fuck yourself, darling. Yeah?

As nice as I can be. Go fuck yourself, darling. Then there was one next brother, yeah, who's actually from man's environment. He's from West London. So he's from kind of

where man grew up, but it's not where I'm from. It's just a kind of a place the same as mine. And his thing is, I don't understand why the fans have got this power. That's your a kind of place the same as mine. And his thing is, I don't understand why the fans have got this power.

That's your problem. You don't get it. Yeah. You don't get it. But also, what don't you get? The fans are the ones who are buying the tickets,

who are buying the jerseys, who are funding this whole fucking operation, basically. It's embarrassing. That's why. And that's it. We're taking it away from them.

People ain't going on their Twitter and reading their shit. They're going on my Twitter. They're going on Flex's Twitter. They're going on're going on my Twitter they're going on Flex's Twitter they're going on DT's Twitter or they're going on

Expressions' Twitter they want the passion they want the opinion and that's the thing you can't stop you can't stop this because he's just rolling down the road

and if when you're gone it'll be someone else and Flex is gone it'll be someone else for him it's the next next man up

now fans have seen it and they're like you know what we can do it you've got other people doing their stuff as well doing their own channels branching off

doing their own thing you can make money it's lovely to see bro you can make contacts you can have a career off it on top of just access I'd know like Ian Wright or like I'd know

Aubameyang or I'd know like I don't know Lacazette or Declan Rice or anybody like even John even John Jones

he plays for he plays for Colorado Rapids but my guy John Lewis Cole Blissett there's men I'm cool with bro Franklin Rice or anybody. Even Jon Jones, he plays for Colorado Rapids, but my guy, Jon Lewis, Cole Blissett, there's men I'm cool with, bruv. They're MLS players, bro. When you start to get cool with these guys and you start to make relationships,

do you find it hard to keep it real? You just let it fly? And that's why I think me and Abba's relationship has kind of grown, because when you check the levels, the way it is, Abba always says to me, he's like, you know what, bro? I appreciate your honesty because I don't want you to be in my pocket.

I want you to be honest. You understand? If I play shit, tell me I play shit. That's important because a lot of guys don't have that. It's not a personal attack, yeah. A lot of people do take it personal. Yeah, and you need to realize, like, that, yo, I'm not cussing you as a man, yeah?

I'm cussing your football performance for the day.'m cussing what you did well and they also got to understand like i got so many guys who are on my teams who suck and it's like you have to understand i've been doing this 20 years before you were here and i'll be doing it 20 years after you're gone like i know you play for them right now but it's really not about you it's about you're the constant right that's the thing is the constant. So somebody said the other day, an American football player said that the player on the field always feels worse about a loss than the fan does at home.

Agree or disagree? Disagree. Me too. Hardcore. Like, not even a fucking doubt. He's on the pitch doing his, ooh, does his little speech, ooh, ooh. From his in that changing room. And there he goes home,

he's like, whatever. From his in that changing room and he's fucking had his shower. He don't give a fuck. He's hitting the club, he's grabbing a girl, he's got a drink in his hand.

Cash is the check and he's fucking good. This ain't 19, this ain't 2000, 2005. Since 2005, the game's changed. The players are not

how they used to be. In that time, between, I say from back in the day until 2005 what happened in 05? the money innit money changed football bro

money changed the game before you went to a football club because the football club had history you went to win trophies you didn't really care how much money you was making

now you're making your move depending on what your fucking wages depending on what what you understand because like football's changed bro it's the money the money's kind of killed the game still I'm not going to lie it's football's changed bro it's the money

the money's kind of killed the game still I'm not going to lie it's taken away the pride it's taken away the love as well because you can't really you look at your team and you're kind of looking and you're like

who cares like me like I remember when I was growing up as a kid I could say my whole team cared you could tell like these men would die for the cause blood these men were

getting boss heads with fucking bandages around their head and they're continuing to play the game, bro. You're putting your life on the line

and that's a head injury. You understand? Them day there, you think we knew about concussion and them shit there, bro. It was like,

you got a boss head, yeah, whatever. You understand? Now we know concussion, player can't play for two games, do-do-do-do

and all this shit. You understand? Now you're seeing a man get a little fucking little tap. Oh, I got shot. I'm like,

the fuck is this shit like? Now listen, as an American guy who doesn't like soccer, the flopping is just the fucking... I'm not with it, bro. It's the worst. I'm not with it, fam. It makes it real tough to ever take seriously when you see some of the greats, you know,

like some of the stars flopping and crying. I'm down for a little gamesmanship. You know, you want to pull a card out. You want to play somebody, get a leg up on your opponent, fine. know you want to pull a card out you want to like you want to play somebody get a leg up on your opponent fine but you got to draw a line somewhere

that's from I say like say the Italian man in like the early 90s yeah I think they kind of brought it to the Premier League you say that

they say the foreign players they kind of brought it to the South American players we're going to blame the Italians yeah the Italians the South Americans those fucking guineas you can't trust them.

Demande, yeah. It was Demande. They brought a lot of flair to the league as well, but they brought a lot of theatrics as well. But I understand in the diving thing, I'm not with it, bro. You understand? But I'm not going to lie.

If my player dies in the box, I'm claiming a penny. Hell yeah. I'm claiming a penny. I'm claiming a penny. Bob is the worst until it benefits you. And then it's like, yeah, fuck you. You get me? I'm dead. Fuck him. Fuck him. You benefits you and then it's like yeah fuck you you get me

I'm there like fuck him fuck him you get me but I don't like the diving team we got a player one of our midfielders

Guendouzi and whenever he gets touched you would have thought this brother got bloomed with a piece of wind fam and every minute

it's like I'm like bro you trying to do a Mexican wave my brother what are you dealing with my guy I swear down

but I think it won't get cut out of the game, though. It won't. Because unless you start booking man consistently or even suspending man. So if you dive, you're not getting the yellow card. You're missing the next game. You understand? You don't get set off in that game.

But then the next game, you're suspended now, isn't it? Because you've done your dive, isn't it? I think that's what they need to do. You need to. And that's the only way you can cut it out. do yeah yeah that's what we can cut it out right understand they got this VAR thing coming in now the video

fucking assistant referee but they don't even in the Italian leagues in the French League that's the La Liga Spanish League the if VAR says to the referee

yo you need to check this like we're checking the incident the referee can go and check the little screen on the side, but in the UK, they don't check the screen. They just go off the VARs.

Whatever that is. You understand? So the VAR man could actually say it's a penalty, but it might not be a penalty. You understand? That seems like mad corrupt. Yeah, they need to sort out

this whole VAR thing and sort out the diving thing as well, because I've had enough of it, fam. So where is your true allegiance lie? Like, is it Arsenal? Is it, you know, when it comes time for World Cup play and international play,

is that more important to you? What's the most important to you? Club over country. Yeah? Really? Club over country, man. Is that common? Would most people agree with that? Yeah, I'd say fans that support top teams.

So like, Arsenal Arsenal Tottenham unfortunately Chelsea United City Liverpool Juventus what's big catch team Swansea

Swansea they ain't shit down in the valley he bought into some like fucking terrible

they might not done out here they might not flip in championship as well bro they're not even in our league they're trash I They're trash.

I think people that support the smaller clubs, like a Swansea, like a Bournemouth, who don't really get to do European away days, where you're not in the European competition, so you're not in the Europa League or the Champions League, they more prefer England. Because in England, they get to go abroad. So then they probably go country over club.

But if you support a big club, your club's competing, isn't it? And your club goes places. And if you follow your club, then you can probably go a lot of places in the world. Like, I went to Dubai and watched Arsenal play.

Dubai, bro. Like, it's mad, bro. Singapore. Well, that's because of Arsenal. You get me? So, like, with the little clubs, they're not going there.

And how'd you end up with Arsenal when you were younger? My mum. That's how I was. My whole family supports Arsenal. See, like, it worked Like when you were younger? My mom. That's how I was. My whole family supports Tottenham. See, like it worked out for you. Me, the opposite. I fucking hate my mom because she gave me these terrible teams.

I'm like, fuck you, mom. Fuck you. This is your fault. No, but you said you're 35. So you saw the good days of Patrick Ewing in there, man. Yeah, but even that, like we never won. Didn't you win the NBA title? Nope.

You didn't win championships? Swear to God. Well, first they ran into Jordan. Jordan was around his whole time. And then when Jordan was out for a couple years, they lost to the Rockets in game seven. John Starks had a bad fucking game. Swear to God. So I've never, I mean, the Mets were, I was one when the Mets won a World Series, so I

don't know that one. The Knicks haven't won since 73. The Jets haven't won since 69. I haven't seen shit what's the Jets NHL is that hockey no football oh is that NFL

yeah American football so I've never seen shit have not seen one championship that's bad only been to two I've seen one

two three four fuck off I've seen four fuck you. I've seen four. Four. Fuck you, man. I've seen four.

I've seen us get to like a main final. Consider it. You're blessed. Always remember that. That's why I'm stressed now. Because I don't believe in this. You don't know what this ninth place shit is. Yeah, I don't know about this life, man.

And your son is like, what the fuck? He's like, dad, I'm not coming to the game. I'm like, what? I'm like, when I was six, I wanted to go to the game. So what if he comes home one day and he's like, I want to root for Tottenham. I want to root for Chelsea. I want like, what? I'm like, when I was six, I wanted to go to the game. So what if he comes home one day and he's like, I want to root for Tottenham. I want to root for Chelsea.

I want to root for Man City. There's one rule in my house. And that is, you do what you want, but you support one club. I feel that. I had a comedian in here once. He said his son came home

and was supporting Donald Trump or something, and he didn't. And his son came home and was supporting Donald Trump or something, and he didn't. And his daughter came home, and she said, Dad, I have a girlfriend. And he was like, you know what? You can support who you want politically. You can date who you want romantically, whatever. In this house, though, we root for the Celtics.

That's it, man. It's a fact, bro. You can't. My son supports Tottenham. You fucking mad. Are you mad? My missus, she fucking supports Tottenham. That's bad enough, bro. Really? My whole son supports Tottenham. You fucking mad. Are you mad? My missus, she fucking supports Tottenham. That's bad enough,

blood. Really? My whole family's Tottenham. It's only me, my mum, and my two kids. We're Arsenal. Then the rest are Tottenham.

Stay strong, brother. Keep fighting the good fight. But this is the only time that they've kind of had like something to complain about. Like the up on me, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They've just been banter, FC, shit, don't win, nothing like that. They're like you lot. No disrespect, but they're like you, man. Still not gonna lie., FC, shit, don't win nothing. They're like you lot. No disrespect, but they're like you, man, still. They ain't won the league since 61.

They won the league in black and white. It could be worse, bro. Always remember that. We've won two leagues at their ground. And they've won one in their whole history. That's deep, innit?

Yeah, man. And we're like their biggest rival. Have you heard of Nando's? No. Okay, cool. I don't know shit about Nando's. You've been in London? I went when I was young.

I was in like 6th grade. What's 6th grade? I was like 12. Okay. So you was in year 8. Yeah, so it was, you know, I didn't get a chance

to really experience it. Nope. You never wanted to go? No, I mean, I'd go. I'm not opposed to it. I gotta get over there. You're gonna make

Barstool fly you out. Yeah, man. We. I'm not opposed to it. I got to get over there. You're going to make Barstool fly, you know? Yeah, man. We'll go see a game. Toy. Jump on the pitch. Yeah. I ain't jumping on the pitch. I got a season ticket.

I'm trying to see my team week in, week out. You get me? All right, brother. We appreciate you coming through. So people can catch you, what, on Arsenal Fan TV? Yeah, catch me on AFTV. Catch me on Troops TV on my YouTube channel. Follow me at Troops AFC on Twitter, Instagram.

My Snapchat's Troops187, but Troops with a Z. No S. Z. The people's champ. Thank you, brother. Big up Barstool. Big up the KSC pod. Thank you, dude.

Come on, man. That was lit. Yeah, man.