KFC Radio - The Royal Family and OJ Simpson are OUT of Ideas Ft. Camille Kostek

Episode Date: May 18, 2023

Timecodes: 0:00 Intro 0:30 Feits' new enemy is the security guard downstairs 13:02 Talking shoes with the boys (riveting stuff) 14:06 Is the Happy Gilmore Swing the most recognized motion? 21:22 back to 9/11 Mandella Effect 33:42 Gaz is a p***y 37:27 Megan Markel and Harry lied about being in a car chase? 52:16 Jake Bass on being the 3rd best lay 01:26:05 Video Voicemails 01:49:16 Camille Kostek Interview Preview +++++++++++++++++++++++ Barstool Store: SHOP NOW AT https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/barstool-dads Barstool Sportsbook: Be sure to use code KFC to unlock your 1000-dollar Bonus. Terms Apply. MUST BE 21+ Gambling Problem? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER Sony Pictures: Get your tickets now! THE MACHINE is exclusively in theaters May 26th.  Rated R. Perry Ellis: Shop Original Penguin’s Spring /Summer 23’ Collection at originalpenguin.com and enjoy an original good timeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I was with a couple friends the other weekend. We were drinking. Drinks were flowing, and I was like, you know, like, realistically, like, I'm probably my girl's third best dick. it's another edition of KFC radio on the Barstool Sports Network why don't you just shut the fuck up man what the. Why don't you just shut the fuck up, man? What the hell? Why don't you just shut the fuck up?

What does that mean? Why has this guy got to say hi to you, man? It's not... Why you got to force this morning greeting on this poor bastard who just wants to sit there, huh? Huh? Why you got to do that? Leave that old man alone. It's weird to not...

Just shut the fuck up. I'm not making a scene. I'm just standing in front of a person. I'm just saying, good morning. Oh, you're like making a scene like we're just i'm just standing in front of a person i'm just saying good morning oh you're not making a scene you're gonna see you think you doesn't see that video you think he doesn't see you think he doesn't hear about you complaining i just got to the office it is it's uh about a little after 11 a.m early morning today how hard is it to say hi to people it's fucking place man so i've had an ongoing war and i think many employees here have an ongoing war with the guy downstairs guy at the front desk just outright refuses to say

hi to anybody but today was in particular was like there was a crowd at the front desk so i kind of got slowed down so it wasn't just a walk by hi he doesn't acknowledge you like it usually is this was like uh i'm stuck staring at him he's stuck staring at me said how you doing good morning and he just fucking kept staring right through me not the way you want to start the day get on the elevator none other than frank the tank and another woman going to a different floor said frank how I said, Frank, how you doing? Just stared at me and breathed Darth Vader style. I don't know. I'm guessing the Mets lost last night. I'm guessing something terrible happened last night.

Just stared and kept going. To the point where the other woman in the elevator, it was uncomfortable. There was a feeling in the elevator that was very uncomfortable where the woman was definitely thinking, are these two sworn enemies? Are they going to hit each other?

What is happening here? And I just get out. That's how you start your day. That's how you start your day. Just fucking two people staring through your soul, refusing to say good morning. Almost good afternoon. This man probably knows exactly who you are.

He said, fuck you. Bro, it was – so they have that like borderline. By the way, if anyone doesn't know, this morning I walked in and it's just like – it's a daunting task walking into this office anyway. And then you walk by that guy and it's like, fuck, this day sucks already. And then I get on the elevator with Frank the Tank and that's a different story and frank just frank just stared at my desk that was the one right the other guy that happens to me every morning dragging in i said it was like darth vader i was just like come on i was like hey frank how we doing you just see his nostrils flaring up and down. There was another woman in the elevator who was like, is this a blood feud?

What is happening? That woman thought she walked into a karate movie and we were about to have some close combat fight situation. Bro, I swear to God. There was tension, Kevin. Well, we've had the conversation a million times about who you send to meet aliens for the first time. And people say, well, do we send someone if they're going to be nice well do we send someone if they're going to be nice we send someone if they're going to be bad we don't know if we just send frank the tank and they'll just fucking leave and be like we don't want we don't if this they're either discussing we don't want them or like we want no part of this goodbye that man i just say like if i if i it's well again if someone's in passing and you grunt

at him whatever that man but back back to the security guard you you're a you're a a cheery greeter nothing not all the time i i'm a cheery good buyer because me and that guy are tight we do it to each other like that's like we're boys usually it's like hey good morning i'm not i don't come in like it's a fucking sitcom all right here's the thing what you don't understand is how many people walk through that door what if what if you're offered do we see people in there that's why i think even like the barrier is completely unnecessary there's never people in that hallway i don't know every time i'm in there there's somebody in the elevator. Somebody, there's strangers. But it's one thing if you don't.

If your whole life has to go, hey, good morning. Good morning. I don't care. If you don't look up, I don't care. Good morning. It's when you stare at me, when you look me in the eye. That's bizarre. That's insane behavior.

Dominance. If you're doing something, of course, keep doing what you're doing. Maybe have you ever thought that he just doesn't like you? I haven't thought it. It's become painfully aware. Yeah. You know, it's one thing if he's just rude, but he's got a reason. I film his video.

No one says hi to me. Don Chen's walks in. I go, good morning. Now Don Chen's walks out. Nothing. You said hi? Not very loudly. Not loud enough for John. not not good enough hello i was hitting post and then i was like i was in my head i was like kind of headphones in not playing anything so i would have been able to hear and i was like he didn't say hi this is

insanity i started to wonder if i was even alive at least at least you guys are talking show i'm in the room instead of last time i had to find out from nick that's the punishment you get for being 10 minutes late that's what you got and i also went on the record i wasn't primping my hair i was blow drying it with the hair dryer i brought from home because the ones in the hotel suck that is that is true that is true that is facts i do i knew it was some italian shit though i figured he like ran down to the lobby and i was like fuck i forgot my cologne ran back up um why don't you fucking sack up and confront this guy yeah right why don't we do it on camera no way let me do it for you little baby i do this on the playground my kids you want me to go over and say can you play nicely My son wants to be friends with you.

You don't say hi to him. Can we be friends? Zah said it's outright because he's racist. Maybe. Zah's like, he says hi to me all the time. Maybe he's like, you fucking cracker. Shut up. Zah said that like, he's like.

Wait, let's do a test. Let's get like. Not a test. He says it. I think it's just Barstool people. He says hi to other people. But not Barstool. It's not. He doesn't say hi to me. You. But he does say hi to Zah people. He says hi to other people. But not Barstool. It's not me, you.

But you'll say hi to Zaha. It is. This goes all the way to the top. This is a big. This is just. There's levels to this. It's become clear. It's become very apparent.

This isn't like he doesn't like me in particular. This isn't like he doesn't say hi to anybody this is he picks and chooses certain people to say hi to i respect it you get no high i get i get no high and then there were three people behind me that didn't look like me that they all said well now okay now i get it that That's fine. He's racist. I swear to God, that's better than being like a, like a weird, like social misfit.

I don't like white people. But like, like today, today I just laughed at his face. Cause like, cause yeah, they were like, they were people like rummaging in their bags.

So we were just stuck. I couldn't move. Cause they had that, that bear or that rope there. So I couldn't go around these people. Those people weren't moving. So it was just me and him. And I was like, good morning. And I couldn't go around these people. Those people weren't moving. So it was just me and him, and I was like, good morning. And it wasn't exactly like this.

And I was like, all right, man. You're just pretending I'm not standing here, dude. It's bizarre. Let's see. How's it going? Pretty good. No way, dude! Bro, you got it! you just suck I was gonna say

I'm kinda tempted to just go down and talk to him he says hi to me every morning he says hi to me too so you guys dress like assholes look at these two fucking pussies I'm so inclinedies I'm so inclined

so interested I don't do any of this shit go do a lap I mean no I thought I thought I was going to be able to say listen he's just here for fucking he's not a greeter

he's a security guard but he's just picking and choosing it turns out it's the majority of people yeah yeah it seems like it's just the two of you there's no good greer said he has a side of him i think that guy fucking suck but it's when you say hi and it's not returning yes i could just stop saying hi but i've that to me that strikes me as rude to just walk by somebody not acknowledge their existence honestly the downfall of society if we can't even just but when it's like a nod or whatever just just yeah like no

nod no i i i that was such a good nod i thought i was like, who the fuck just walked through the wall? Great and honor. But it like every day, every day I know I'm going to walk. I'm going to get in the elevator and it's going to be like, because it's just like a little, I'm excited. I'm happy. I walk into work. I listen to some music. I think you're a bit too cheery for New York. But it's like.

I think, you know what it is? I'll tell you what the problem is. It's your walk. That bouncy walk. Yeah bouncy yeah you got the bunny rabbit rabbit hops going but the city's got bounds we talked about that but but you know not him not his city his city's fucking you know nothing but security guard bullshit it is he he's he's probably coming off like a eight hour shift or what i mean that's another thing too like do we have security at night or not? No, they leave. So why isn't he there right now?

Maybe he's looking out for lunch or something. Probably, yeah. But he's probably just like, man, fuck this $10-an-hour job. I hate this shit. Look at this guy bebopping in here like life is happy. Fuck this guy and his dumb friend with the weird pants i love this guy it is tomorrow where i'll do bro i am so like i don't care about any of this shit i don't even

know what that guy looks like that's crazy i i when we went down there and i thought he was on the phone the other guy and i was a bald guy yeah yeah that guy's the man i when we went down there and i thought he was on the phone the other guy and i was a bald guy yeah yeah that guy's the man i was like is that him and i was like no i was like i could have been i don't i don't know any of this like i'm just to me it feels weird to be in a room with somebody and just not acknowledge they exist but it's but it is it's not like a room i mean yes this guy should just say hello but like he's but that's why i'm saying i can't not say hello yeah like it feels really rude to me to just like walk you're a big hello guy you're a big hello guy you're a big greeter being this guy you do it to like bartenders and waitresses and and like you know i don't know

anybody that's like a stranger that you have interaction with for various reasons in life. Yeah, I'm not like, hey, what's your name? Where are you from? I just say, hello. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. Stop being so greedy. I'm not like, what did you study in college?

I'm not starting full dad conversations. I just acknowledge they are alive. Maybe it's like cold hitting on a girl at a bar. Maybe you should find something out about him. Maybe you should, hey, see the Mets game, man. There you go. Why don't you come in tomorrow wearing some traditional Zimbabwean garb?

I don't want to start a thing. Oh, you want a thing. You want a thing. You started a thing. I don't want to have a relationship with him where we talk talk. Could have fooled me. Could have fooled me with your minute fucking long Twitter video. I think you just say hi.

Hello. I hope this man never says hello to you. I mean, it's clear he's not going to. I mean, he probably doesn't even know what Barstool is, so he's like he's going to see this video and change his ways. But there's enough white people now who are getting the hello. Yeah, no, it's I'm not. I'm not.

I've never said he was racist. Zah said he was racist. I quoted Zah. It's a minty situation. The. I. One more. We'll keep this out.

But one morning he didn't say hello to me And he was playing Loud Like a Political speaker Talking about like White supremacy I swear to god No keep that in

Yeah really Don't keep that in I'm just gonna start Leaving notes When I leave at night I'm leaving notes So he sees in the morning Just so you know

White supremacy Wasn't me I am also Anti-white supremacy Just walking in the morning you know i'm in favor of reparations morning how are you just so you know well i don't know maybe you should just shut the fuck up maybe uh maybe he knows who you are maybe he hates you again wouldn't that be so funny if you again yeah radio and he's like i hate i think i think wouldn't that be so funny if you like confronted him and he was just like man i'm a part of my take fan

shut the fuck up like no i just like this is the same thing as the white supremacy thing here's a tip don't overthink your father's day gift right he's richer than you already so you don't have to get him something nice it says that in a copy i don't know if i guess i guess for the younger audience it's to be assumed your dad's richer than you but i don't know i don't know whatever fuck your dad get him something from Barstool Sports, that's kind of what we're saying, right, like, I don't know, whatever, I'm just gonna do the fucking ad read, um,

yeah, we got tons of stuff in the store, we got all the dad stuff, dad hats, Ashton Kutcher, you've seen him wearing them, they're wearing them on buses all the time, girl dad, I'm sure there's boy dad, but let's be honest but your dad really wants this foreplay shit okay we can get sad boy stuff your dad probably isn't a

sad boy guy that's okay uh moon man stuff foreplay is probably that's your dad's stuff if you got a new spring line they got club heads get them i don't know your dad probably sat in for the boy shit get them sat in for the boy shit. Get him sat in for the boy stuff. Whatever. Go to the Barstool Sports store. And that's it. No code. We got Camille Kostick on the show, who came in just looking offensively pretty. She's just a gorgeous chick, man. Yeah.

She's my fiance, so watch what you say. Oh, did we see her first pitch? Yeah, she threw a strike, but nothing. No bad football. Yeah? Alright, calm down, John. Honestly, I didn't think about what else we're talking about today. We can talk about your shoes. You like my shoes? If I was in these shoes,

that would have been all we talked about today. You think so? I think you would have made... I think these are more you shoes than me shoes. i mean but i wouldn't say anything because they're oh because they're me because it's a break from kevin's tradition well i i um i i wanted to get a low low top pair of wallabies and these uh i got like a regular pair, but then these jumped out at me. They are. They're nice. All right, that shoe topic's done. That's talking shoes with the boys. Is Happy Gilmore Swing the most iconic thing in movies ever? I mean, no.

Maybe in a sports movie ever. What would be more iconic than that? Like Darth Vader's voice. I guess that kind of counts as a thing. What do you mean? Like a physical activity? Like something like if you just saw someone at the driving range, you go, oh, he's doing Happy Gilmore.

Yes. Okay. yes okay um so that that kind of is like yeah like a like a act out like something you can act out that you immediately know uh they're doing a they're doing a thing from a movie yeah i don't i couldn't even think of other things i think again star wars if you you saw people pretending to do a lightsaber thing... But they could be sword fighting. It could be sword fighting. That's what lightsabers are. Yeah, but I think there's a way that the nerds would do it, where they push their button and they make noises and all that shit.

You know what I mean? If you saw two people going... You would know they're having a lightsaber fight. The Happy Gilmore is way up there though i think it's one of the more defining movie things of all time like that that that has i'm sure kids do it and it's not that kids still do it and they don't know what the kids know they're doing that happy gilmore i would think new kids have no idea yeah yeah i don't think so at all oh you think they don't know it's happy gilmore like young kids i think they just, you think they don't know it's called the Happy Gilmore? Like young kids?

I think they just call it the Happy Gilmore. They don't know why they call it the Happy Gilmore. Because there's nothing else you can call it. I don't know. I think this might be one of those things where if you said Gen Z, like who's Happy Gilmore, they would be like, I don't know. But I guess that's what I'm saying. They don't know why it's called the Happy Gilmore.

That's that golf swing. Maybe. That would be a good question. Because they – it is also just like I'm going to mash this ball. There is just some inherentness to it. If Happy Gilmore didn't do that, there would still be dudes who just do that. So I don't know if necessarily they would know it or call it the Happy Gilmore. There's got to be something else.

I tried to Google it this morning. I couldn't even think of it. Star Trek nerds. I was trying to think of hand things. There's the to be something else. I tried to Google it this morning. I couldn't even think of it. I was trying to think of hand things. There's the Star Trek fingers. That's a show for us though, right? Yeah, probably. Is there any sort of like salute or?

No. Rookie of the year when the mom tells him to float it. Just float it. That is a great question. Because this is a great question. This is a Spider-Man? Spider-Man. That's a good one.

That's like a comic book and a person and a thing. Like, Happy Gilmore is a movie. That's it. Because everybody talks about what's the most iconic quote. I your father which is funny because that it's wrong you know is it luke i am your father has never said it's like right it's the other way around i am your father luke or something like that really so like the everybody always does Yeah. Look, I mean, that's funny. If Tommy Boy. Huh?

I was about to say, like, that's not the Tommy Boy, but maybe it's Tommy Boy. Yeah. I didn't. I mean, I knew he said it in Tommy Boy, but I didn't think that was like the first time. I am your father. No, I'm your father. That's funny. Yeah.

I mean. Yeah. So that I mean, if that's not the quote, but Chris Farley said that, that's great. That's a fun fact. Yeah, it is. Fun fact of the day. Everyone knows that Darth Vader, the line is misquoted, but did you know it's actually because of Chris Farley? It's fucking hilarious.

That's weird. I mean, I guess that makes sense why I thought of it. You know what's weird? When did Time War Boy come out? Like mid-90s, right? 96, maybe? Yeah, okay. So I for sure talked into a fan before Tommy Boy.

Did you ever do that as a kid? I would think so, yeah. So I think that was probably just something when fans were invented in the 40s or 50s where people figured that out and kids did it. And I feel like I did Darth Vader because that's the most robotic-y sounding voice. Yeah. But I probably didn't say, Luke, I am your father. I don't know.

Luke, I am your father. That's wild. That's a good Mandela effect type thing. Because there's just layers to it. It's like everyone knows it's misquoted. But did you know why it's misquoted? Because someone else did it in a movie. I'm still stuck on this most iconic thing you can do in a movie.

It's very slim pickings. Like I said, I tried to Google it this morning. What made you think of this? Did you watch Happy Gilmore? I watched Happy Gilmore. Were you thinking about Happy Gilmore or were you thinking about iconic things you knew in movies? I watched Happy Gilmore over the weekend. And then I saw a tweet from Lights Camera where I think Brandon said Rocky IV is the most influential movie of all time.

And I maybe think iconic. Maybe rethink about Happy Gilmore this weekend. The most influential? I think that was the rethink about Happy Gilmore's Weekend. The most influential? I think that was the word it used. That's a bold... Yeah, is Rocky one of the most... Rocky as a whole. Is Rocky one of the most influential movies of all time?

Okay, that I think is different. For some reason, I thought you said Rocky IV. You said Rocky... I did say Rocky IV. Yeah, I mean, Rocky... Rocky... That might be another one. If you see someone running upstairs and putting their hands up, they're doing say Rocky. Yeah. I just, I misremember. Yeah. I mean, Rocky, Rocky, that might be another one. If you see someone running upstairs and putting their hands up,

they're doing the Rocky. I actually thought of that. The only other thing that I can think of, it's probably all from like movies. And, uh, what do you think is the most influential thing in sports? Forward pass.

No, no, no. Like a thing that you would be like,'s so you'd be like that's happy gilmore oh oh um jordan dunk like that yeah runway dunk yeah i think the griffey swings up there it's the griffey swing is the lesser popular of the jordan dunk the dion like high stepping yeah also there those are all good ones i think murder dance it's jordan is ray lewis yeah the dance is good to me that's probably like a mount rushmore right there yeah jordan griffey dion ray lewis yeah i can't right now what do you think are the most influential Mount Rushmore for porn? There it is. And now the show has started. I would say Heather Brook, deep throating. Scytheria.

Yep. Probably Adriana Cetchik doing anal that hasn't been done for so long belladonna who's like the queen with their butt i saw i saw your brow you got it you got a thought on the mind no i know i think i just i thought of Belladonna. Just maybe perk up. And Peter North, cum shots. Bam. Wow, you're on fire right now. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

While we're talking porn, the 9-11 thing from the other day. Don't ruin it. Oh, no, no, no. I thought you were going to tell me it's not true or something not at all that is that is my favorite thing ever i texted john i think as long as i i'm hoping that my chemical romance is interesting enough that there's like stories and connections because i think it could be one of the funniest and most influential things that could come out of KC Radio. Like if like kind of right now, like, for instance, when we're at the live shows, we do like iconic voicemails that people remember and they're like yelling it out at us.

And I think we could get to a point if it goes right, where people are like, blah, blah, blah is responsible. Some of that is responsible for Nintendo 64. Whatever. I guess that can be possible. But you know what I mean? Because it is just so fucking funny. It's so funny. And it's awesome.

It's incredible. I put the clip up and tagged Alex Cooper and Violet Benson, who runs the original daddy account. She put, like, laugh emojis. And I was like, you too, bitch. You better say thank you to Osama Bin Laden, too. All you girls. Anybody out here profiting off of the new, like, sex positive world? Not just profiting. People are just enjoying it.

Here's a legit question. Well, hang on but i know you go first well i'm just like let's say you're one of these people who's made a ton of money or let's say you're just a very sexual person and you've got a great relationship or whatever you just like fucking you know and's like, imagine if it really was those domino effects. And it was like, you can snap your fingers and get rid of 9-11. But like sex becomes the most vanilla, boring, whatever thing ever. Would you do it? I would do it. I think most people wouldn't.

And I don't fault them. I mean, it's... I don't even know those people. 3,000 people die every day. I don't know. There's a 9-11 every day. There's more than a 9-11 every day. Hey! Oh my god.

Again, I would do it because I don't care about sex enough but i think i think people who would just do it for their sex life are scumbags like i just want to i just want to fucking choke so those people got to die but but you could also you could guilt me it doesn't even have to be 9-11 you could guilt me like one person if you're like yeah like this like this let's show you the face of this little girl i guess we'll fucking bring it back but let's say the it again it's all true in this fantasy world and like like alex cooper would not get that job and get that offer i would not ain't no way she's turning those i would not those motherfuckers insuring the return the insurance money? Okay. What if people knew?

I meant to do with the insurance on the building, not the families themselves. The eternal addendum to all these questions, what if people knew? That's the guy who could have gone back in time and saved 3,000 people and he didn't because he got a $60 million offer from Spotify. So I get over it. 24-hour news cycle.

Things are popping up all the time. I'd keep a low profile and people would see me and be like, is that the guy? That's the guy who killed everybody, right? That's the guy who refused to bring everyone back from the dead. As long as you get your money, man. You see that Michael J. Fox quote? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already got my money.

It's your movie. That was a very Feidelbergian quote. Because first of all, I think you'd be like, go ahead and make the reboot. You're big on that, right? Go ahead. It doesn't change the original. Yeah, right. But yeah, I don't know, man man that's nothing to do with me check cleared it would be an interesting

way before we move on yeah yeah yeah um so i i this becomes a shock to everybody i don't have an awful relationship with everybody uh i've ever slept with um and some people like certain things in bed and after i learned that fact i called them up i called someone up and i was like hey i hear a funny story i learned something about 9-11 and so i was letting her know that yeah the reason that you're into like a little like joking and light slapping is because I was, I was like, you know,

when you lay your head down at night, every night you should, you should thank Osama bin Laden. And I explained why and all that stuff. And, um, and she was like, she's like,

that's very funny, but like that wouldn't affect me one way or the other. And I was like, no, I get it. I get what you're saying. Like, like, like, you know, like it's, like, you probably would have found it.

But, like, it made it, like, mainstream. Like, I was like, you probably had that like anyway. But, like, this took it mainstream and it made it okay for you to verbalize. Yeah, that. And then you lean into it. And all that stuff. Yeah. And she was like, no.

Tell me what she was doing beforehand. And I was like, okay. She's like you was doing beforehand. I was like, okay. She's like, no, the first time I ever got choked, I went to my sluttiest friend and I told her about how it was. And she was like, oh my god, you're an animal. And I was like, alright, just so you know, I'm fucking killing women now. Like, I don't need to hear all this fucking stuff.

Never mind, I was calling to have a fun chat. Fuck you, dude. Just so you know, everyone I've fucked since you died by strangulation, so fuck off. Oh, really? Oh, yeah? Yeah? Okay. That's fucking funny. What the fuck is this, dude?

That's a funny... It's a dangerous game to play. Yeah. Anytime if you're talking with an ex – Fucking delete it or not. I'm going to fucking block. You talk with an ex about like the sex you used to have and it's like a funny, flirty thing as long as it's all – it's allowed and proper. You're not cheating or anything like that.

It's like, oh, I remember this. I remember that. And then the minute though that it's like, yeah, you just see what I'm doing now or whatever, or what I do without you. It's like, okay, never mind. Yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever, whatever. Wait on a second. I'm the one driving this bus.

You ever think about all the people, like all the guys afterwards, where you're like, you're welcome? Like certain people that you know you like. I think about it almost like a... For lack of a better word, broken. I think about like. I think about it. For lack of a better word, broken. I think about it like I think about it like I'm like, you're welcome. Like anything you do is amazing. Oh, like you said the bar so low.

Yeah. That might be true. That might be true. But I bet you, you know, for all your talk, I bet you throw down. I bet John throws down. As long as the TV stays on. As long as I can watch my Fast Five. Depends if I got a hangover.

If I got a hangover, just give me a kiss while I jerk off. Give me a kiss we can count that as sex i don't know man there was physical touching you were coming it's fine enough for me maybe why don't you want any like i don't know i don't know is it great that's like those, like, that's like a little kid. Like, I've said to Shay before, I'm like, do you have to go to the bathroom? And she'll go, she pushes on her stomach. No, I'm good. It's like, are you horny?

That's just, I like that. Let's just check and see how much oil is in the tank. Don't need to refill just yet. But that's like, am I i wasn't but now i'm considering it it's not a bad idea it's like you know what do you want for dinner today you want you want steak you're like well i didn't think about it you said yeah yeah but but anybody who you know there's that age period and i think it all for us it coincided with like it's it's one thing if when there's those 50 shades of gray type revolutions that happen in like the 60s and and then with the uh you know invention

of porn or proliferation of porn all that you know keeps progressing and there are certain times where it really pops off and the the biggest one was the like the bdsm you know choking slapping whatever but that also happened and coincide with like our sexual prime because if that shit happens when you're old it's like cool the kids are doing it but you know you're either not fucking at all when you're old or why you got this work in your face thinking about like the bdsm and the toys and stuff like that. One time I was around that era. And I was in a hotel room with a girl.

It was a girl who we weren't dating, but we were whatever. And she had brought some toys. Damn. That's kind of aggressive. You're not like. It was a steady hookup. Yeah. But she had a Santa Claus claus bag it was like no no no it's just like a sunglass case and i believe the quote she'd given me was like i want you to be my sexual revolution or some shit like that and i was like i got nothing going on and

and then clear my schedule for the next six months and so she brought like some toys and she had him like sunglass case like a zipper sunglass case yeah and was it actually sunglass case or a case for sex you know i don't know i think i think it's just sunglass case but yeah it looked like whatever and um i didn't know what was in it and um like in bed kissing It's on the nightstand. And like it was a jack in the box. The thing just – no, the thing popped open. And it was because it was – okay, she didn't close it properly. And the butt plug was in it.

And she had told me she'd like never done that before. This was the sexual revolution kind of deal. She's never had any butt stuff or whatever. And the look on both our faces. Wait, why did it pop? I guess like the zipper. Was it one of the inflatable things? No, it was just like the zipper finally gave way.

Oh, it was just like, it's last. Yeah. Yeah. And she was like, and I was like, and we never used it. And she like no she's like no i mean i guess it's a pretty horrifying it's a little intimidating if you can break through like a zipper it's just ripped open a case yeah that's that's gonna go of my buddies fucked a chick from the blackout tour from she was a local smoke and she was a prominent figure in one of the promo videos i know you're talking about yeah i think i think not but i think you know what i'm

talking about for multiple reasons probably i think I think not, but I think, you know, I'm talking about for multiple reasons. Probably. I think, I think like she just like is remembered in people's minds. And I think a lot of people spend time with her. I know exactly. I don't know what you, what you and your friends called her but i just called it i was just gonna go like this yeah i can't wait i don't know like are those videos still out there i don't want to fucking there's somebody out there's gonna find it just throw beeps and it's probably funny she went to yeah like had like a a proliferation

of smokes that was like unfathomable by the way sorry to interrupt you here i gotta i gotta pretty easy who am i the asshole for today we were supposed to do an interview this morning with fucking gaz what a pussy he is this is why you fucking bitch dude nobody knows this is uh you know how many times we said we're not carrying cancer and it's not digging ditches and coal mines and shit. But Gaz was like, I've been fighting a cold for a couple days. Shut the fuck up. He goes, it wouldn't be a good listening experience. Oh, yeah, bro.

You're the first guy to ever do a podcast with a cold. Get the fuck out of here. Let me see. Yo, I have not felt good. That's not tough. That's Miami soft have not felt that's that's not during tough that's miami soft yeah that's really not mine not my guys i have done a podcast i have not felt good doing a podcast maybe ever since minimum 2013 maybe like one year in i can remember like there was a three episode span where we figured out like who was going to be on the show like in the beginning it was kind of nerve-wracking and i wasn't good at it and it

was taking too like i couldn't fill up an hour and then then when i was introducing you guys it was like are these guys going to be a fit are they not once we i knew okay these this is the show and like we got good enough with the enough voicemails there was about three episodes that i enjoyed this is fun i'm hanging out the boys we got a lot of callers maybe this will be a thing and the next episode was like let's go let's build off the last one keep it moving and by the third one was like we're doing this again but okay by the fourth one i was like fuck and And ever since, just been like, oh, the mic's on. Okay.

Dude. And then here's the- Read it out verbatim. Here it is. You see that? Bald Paul, you bald pussy. Am I going to jam you assholes up if we do KFC Radio another time? I've been battling a cold since yesterday.

Like, bro, since yesterday? Yes. The time period and the word choice. Like, people say you battle cancer. You lost your battle to cancer. I've been battling a cold since yesterday. I've been battling a cold since 98. I've been battling a cold legitimately for the last six months.

Yeah, there was a breeze in Miami over the weekend. I got the sniffies. Yeah, well, you know, I got too much vitamin D. I've been battling colds since yesterday. Can't stop coughing. Prob not the best experience for a listener. Whoa. Prob suck my dick, guys.

I'm at airport now. Then he says if it's a tough situation, he can power through it. What does that even mean? Like, he's getting in now? I guess he's getting in, yeah. Or is he like, I'm turning around? i'm too sick to be in new york like i have a cold i'm flying home

like yes or no this this has to just do with some chickies fucking yeah like he got an offer to be you know somewhere else it was was like, I gotta go. If it really is just a cold. I've been battling a cold since yesterday. Have a glass of water and shut up, dude. Fucking insane. Take two Tylenol and talk

on the fucking microphone, you dumb dickhead. So that would have been a good one. As much as we make fun of him, he has a unique perspective on all this barstool shit but apparently he's gone soft like a floppy soft flesh like miami i'm gonna call paul just fleshlight from now on fleshlight paul fleshlight golzinski sales guy aka pussy um uh that's anyway so that could be Sales guy, a.k.a. pussy. Anyway, so that could be Am I the asshole? Gaz is the asshole, yes.

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and Prince Harry are definitely lying about some shit they said they were in a two hour car chase around Manhattan last night and the NYPD is like what are you talking about how do you have two-hour car chase around Manhattan last night. Oh, hell yeah. And the NYPD is like, what are you talking about? How do you have a two-hour car chase around Manhattan?

Meghan Markle, Prince Harry, and Markle's mother were involved in a near catastrophic car chase at the hands of a ring of highly aggressive paparazzi. This bitch wants to be Diana so bad. The paparazzi were tailing them from the Ziegfeld Ballroom around 8. I thought that Ziegfeld was closed. Around 8.30 p.m. when Markle received the Foundation Women Vision Award. Nobody cares about you. Very small number of NYPD officers were with them when they observed multiple paparazzi following Megan and Harry.

I mean, that I do believe. I could see paparazzi driving around behind them. That's what paparazzi do. Yeah. I don't understand how... To call it a catastrophic car chase. What is it? The Italian job?

Where you're driving on the fucking sidewalks and ripping through Central Park and running over people? I just don't get how this just stopped a car. Well, you don't want to do that, though. Why? Because then they get you yeah then they take a picture of you yeah if it's like if i'm on a high speed chase through manhattan streets i'm like i'm just gonna stop right right right like let's just take the pictures for the five millionth time before or if i'm like ripping through a tunnel in paris

yeah i'm just gonna chill for a second yeah yeah i mean i guess you know these people are just so fed up with being harassed that they're like let's get the fuck out of here but i do i am always of the school of thought it's better to just take the picture give them a quote and then they go you know i guess they don't they just stay there you know yeah i would just i'd be like hey stop the car and i would just sit there for as long as i don't know like what you know yeah i would just i'd be like hey stop the car and i would just sit there for as long as i don't know like what you know this is an ideal times these people just don't go what if it was a standing outside your car hey megan hey megan what do you know what do you think about the queen what do you think about the coronation and you're and they just don't you know they're such

fucking animals i i yeah but the the i like to think of it as it's not made up and it actually did happen despite the NYPD saying we don't know what you're talking about. But I like to think of the royal family just deciding to die and not being able to think of a second idea on how to kill somebody. I guess we'll just run it back, boys. We haven't tried it since. It's one for one. You at least got to give it a shot. Ask OJ. OJ, how do you kill people?

Imagine OJ's new wife. Her head's just cut off too. He's like, I don't know. I don't have a second one. He was making videos about the Murdoch case. That weird one in South Carolinaolina like oh yes you know he started his video like people have been asking me about a lot about this and i don't know why but i gotta guess i gotta guess okay i could probably i don't know why they think i'm an expert on it

that i mean that's like something objectively they know you've gone to a murder trial. At the very least, you could say, hey, OJ, what's it like to stand accused of murder? That is not. I don't know why they're asking me. The famous murder case. That's why. I mean, he's just so. Michael Jordan.

I don't know why they're asking me about basketball. Is there something about his voice, too? He's like, hello, world. What do you think right now if O.J. Simpson got murdered? What do you think people would say? Like, good riddance? Like, ball don't lie? Or do you think there would be people who are, like, sad?

Oh, no. I don't think anyone would be sad. Because, like, in the moment, remember, like, it was, you know, it became such a racial thing. And there were people who were like, fuck, yeah, like, fuck the cops. Yeah, I guess there probably would be. And, like, you know, OJ beat the system, beat the man. And it was kind of like, not a hero, because I think people were still like, ugh. But it was like, it was more of like a celebration of, like, fuck the LAPD.

Yeah, yeah. Fuck Mark Furman and all those guys. But, like, so he came. The hero cop? Yeah, the hero cop. That's an always sunny quote, just so people know. No, but remember he did. Didn't he, like, win a.

He got, like, promoted to, like. Yeah. Like, something recently. Yeah. In the 2000s. He, like, was, like, a lifetime award or some shit like that. I think Frank's like, they went sniffing around that hero cop's house.

Mark Furman, what a fucking dickhead that guy was. A lot of dickheads out there. It's always good just, the good rule is not keep Nazi paraphernalia in the house. Yeah, like even for whatever reason you might have check out my new show

by the way that's why i'm mad that gaz isn't here so i want to be like is it true that i have to fucking confirm with you comedy stuff yeah i i don't even know if i want this publicly out there that paul golzinski has i'd has control over some of the New York comedy branch. I don't know that that's true. Someone told me, like, you got to run it by Gaz. Well, Gaz is the gatekeeper of social media. This is why we want to talk to him because he, you know, arguably social media is those platforms are the most important thing at parcel right now you know what i mean like if you took away tiktok and instagram and youtube you know it's like we could still blog we would

have our internal player but like you know you're kind of fucked and he's the gatekeeper of all that so he's you know it's a very intriguing position but um my, oh, my, if we're talking about him. I don't know if I like this sketch. Yeah. I don't know if I care, Paul. Yeah. I don't know if I give a fuck about your opinion on that. It is defense.

If he doesn't want to post on Instagram, that's fine. In his defense, he's never said to me, like, I don't like your video. As a matter of fact, he'll usually be like, it's funny. Oh, I know he won't like it. I know. You think so? You don't think he is?

Gaz doesn't like funny stuff. Gaz likes drama. Yeah, that's true. Gaz is like a talk radio guy. I don't even mean this insultingly. It's just factual. Gaz likes drama and gossip. Gaz doesn't consume funny things.

He doesn't watch funny TV shows or funny movies. Right, right. He's like Gaz doesn't consume funny things. He doesn't watch like funny TV shows or funny movies. Right, right. He's just a pot stirrer. He just loves the drama. You're right. So it's like, this is a funny sketch. No matter what, he'll be like, I don't get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, we always run into that a little bit because he's from like the Dave school of the Dave philosophy. And the day that Dave finds a scripted, written skit funny will be the day he's dead. Yeah, exactly. Dave won't find it funny. I'm sure Dave hates Out of Order. Like Dave could watch the Chappelle show, i think you should leave like all that shit and be like it would not interest him at all it's crazy to me which again i don't mean

insulting people like what they like it's just like that's that's not that's not their bag so it's very interesting that be that for that to be the person i have to run things by right right well yeah it's it's more it is more just like I can't put this on our channel. Which is fine. Yeah. But it is – it's like – it's a funny – it's a little like inside baseball with Barstool here. But it's like I – when I was starting One Minute Man – not starting. Like in the middle of it when it was like we can't pose this and we can't pose that.

And I would be like, you fucking pussies. Like, just do it. We've got to take some risks. You got to push back a little bit. And then I would post it on my personal account. And more often than not, I don't get pinched because it's just smaller and not a brand, not a company. They let it slide for whatever reason uh but like one time i did and it has just completely shut down my growth and like i've been shadow banned like forever because of it and i was

like wasn't worth it absolutely wasn't worth it and he's like i deal like that's what i deal with every fuck i have you know you're talking about just like your series i've got his hers this that and the other thing and any single one of them let alone if they all are risky because all of them are telling fuck you just posted fuck you just posted if i listened to all you all of it would be risky multiple ones would get flagged and like you know we don't have 13 million followers on our instagram which means we're not a global name and the next thing you know like a you know we're not making money as a company so we can't talk about that with dante's um dante's on monday's episode we can't talk about that with him when

you deal with i mean it's the eternal struggle of like someone who's trying to be creative or someone who's a suit where it's like you're trying to protect a job and and in turn something else and i'm trying to create something and create something. It's like a lame word. But you know what I mean. I'm trying to do something that's like a little different, a little like – Dude, at this point, it was one thing when we used to – I would never say that we created blogs.

You just fucking churned out a blog and you wrote it. But I mean at this point, you guys are writing it, acting it, and certainly – Oh, I wasn't even talking about us. I was talking about One Minute Man. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that one's a little more like that's cheap you know it's like but anything you do you're you're creating right it is yeah oh yeah no i wasn't talking about i just meant like any anyone anyone who's trying creative is creating yeah again it just sounds so fucking

gay to say but it it's the definition of what it is content creator um and so it's like yeah i'm trying to make something different again i'm not talking about anyone who's doing anything here barcelona yeah um trying to do something like unique and different and someone will get attention and it's like well that'll get us nicked for this damn it right no i know and then that's where i get like you know delusions of grandeur of like i'll just do it myself and we'll just like you know post it and people if they like it they'll pay for it or you know i'll do it wherever and it'll grow on its own organically and i'll show them and then it's like oh nope you got like a strike against you and now you know never mind

it is forever a push-pull unfortunately i think it's like anything else in life where you know you know they say like you're born born democratic you die republican sort of thing like as as time goes on you kind of get more and more you know jaded or a little bitter or like you just see how the game works or your risk reward levels kind of kind of shift but i mean i used to be i was never like a fight for freedom of speech but i was always kind of like you know we have to say what we want and do what we want and then eventually it's like not really i mean not if it's gonna like help like if facebook can't be monetized for an entire month for the company because I wanted to get a joke off about something or use a video about something, it's objectively not worth it.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But where you draw the line of what is worth it is where it gets dicey. I still stand by or follow our old thing of like funny is funny. And I don't know if that was necessarily our thing that we invented, but it's what we used to say all the time. Like if it's funny, then it's funny.

And that's kind of what with that sketch, which isn't done. It might not be funny. Like the final product might not be funny, but that is one where I'm like, well, if it's funny, then we're going to post it. Yeah. I mean, and we need more. I think we need more of that. You got to have a few more people that have that mentality because you got to do – multiple people do it and it kind of becomes like infectious.

I mean, you can't just be like the one guy who's on an island posting edgy or whatever the fuck you want to call it and stuff. But fuck yes, man. I got a cold. posting edgy or whatever the fuck you want to call it stuff, you know? Um, but fuck gas, man. I got a cold. Hope you get better guys. Hope you're cold. Hope you don't tall,

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And when I finally saw the trailer, I was like, holy shit, he did it. As you are listening to this right now, we are filming a commercial that will be out next week for the machine. We are very involved in this in the sense that we're paid to promote it and we're friends with the guy. But I feel like I'm heavily invested, and if you listen to this show, I feel like you should feel the same way and do everything we can to blow up, go out there, get this movie the recognition and notoriety it deserves. So please, May 26th,

it is rated R. Get your tickets right now. Get your tickets now. Burt wants to do $152 million on opening weekend. It's a tough number to achieve. Get your tickets now help get there get rated r in theaters may 26th go see the machine for for three days i've been watching pavs and feidelberg snicker about how funny the jake bass story is i'm like tell me

the fucking story like no no you gotta hear from jake oh then jake's not available i was like what is the story so i mean this i don't want to put pressure on you the bar is quite high but i feel like which which so which one are we talking about oh geez it's got so fucking many i guess we did well one's not a story one's a take and uh i guess we we did we'll start with the other one i didn't know okay yeah the one i did hear about was your girlfriend in high school. College. College. Yeah. Yeah, she was a Presbyterian. She was a Presbyterian. Which I thought meant you couldn't eat fish for a while.

I didn't really know the difference between that. So, breaking news to KFC Radio. Jew. Member of the tribe. Noted member. Comes out and talks to the Gentiles. You're kind of our, what do we call it? A goy or something like that? You guys are goy. We're goy. Yeah, goy is someone who's not Jewish. You're just like our

Jew Sherpa. Yeah, I guess that's one way to put it. Yeah, so I went to the University of Alabama. Noted state with not a lot of Jews. Bro, I was going to say, you had to be one of like five. So when my sister started there in 2007, she was like one of three and then

legit right like no there wasn't actually we're exaggerating and then she ended up but then her husband who is two years older than her he was jewish and went to alabama too so he started that doesn't surprise me because they like found each other like you you marion my new england catholic boarding school with 300 kids in it had more jews than you know well if you go to hellel.com actually there's a thousand so what is it uh of Alabama. Well, if you go to Hillel.com, actually, there's a thousand. What is it? Like about a thousand. No, if you go to what? Hillel. Which is like the Jewish organization

on campus. Like the Jewish counter meter. Yeah. Unless you have a thousand. A thousand out of 30,000. It's like the world population. It's a microcosm world population it is funny it's like less than one percent of the world is jewish and they just they we we run everything run the world i don't know why they get you know offended by that it's

like oh we don't just we don't just like run the yeah it's like oh i think rsv talks about he's like yo we're smarter and richer and like more powerful than all you guys stop saying that it's like, oh, I think Ari Shafir talks about it. He's like, yo, we're smarter and richer and more powerful than all you guys. Stop saying that. I would lean into the control the weather joke so hard. That's the weather man. It's like, no, it's like he's the weather man. Like the wizard behind the curtain. If I was Jewish, I would run.

Every time it would rain, I'd be like, sorry, guys. Had to break the people off with a couple drops here. If I was Jewish, I would run – like every time it would rain, I'd be like, sorry, guys. Had to break the people off with a couple drops here. That's the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where the weatherman keeps saying it's not going to rain. And then everyone goes out to play golf and it's raining. So then when he says it's raining, he goes out and plays golf. But yeah, so finding a Jewish girl to fornicate with was not easy. So I had to talk to you guys.

Were you, do you, you had, you sought that out? Like you were, you were not fucking anybody outside the tribe? Brother, the best piece of advice I ever got was, I probably can't say that,

whatever. They're all pink on the inside. So, you know, it doesn't matter. What color are the Jewish girls on the outside? It's pink on the outside too. And in college too, like, I'll never never forget so me and this girl inevitably break up and the first thing i was crying i called my mom was like you

know we broke up and she goes oh that was never gonna work out in the first place and i think it's just like this attraction of like there's not a lot of us were told from a young age like you gotta marry jewish and all that stuff but like i'm not gonna marry someone in college you know college relationships are all a scam anyway so it doesn't matter we're out one night it is it is crazy how you guys get away with the most racist shit the italian suit where it's like don't bring a girl home who's not italian but here's the thing that's racist theirs was, like, we need to repopulate. Yeah. Like, we got the jams out.

A little thing happened in the 30s. That was pretty nuts. Like, we need to pop out strictly Jewish babies. Because we're running out. They can't run out of Jews. Like a Siberian tiger. Yeah. Like, you guys got to fuck.

You guys got to fuck girls. I'll tell you what This writer's strike Is basically that Like you enjoy Late night television Fucking let us Have more kids Yo for real

Like endangered species We need to put them In a conservation Whatever they call it. I don't think you should be putting us in a camp in the Sea. Let's put them in a conversation camp. Do you guys want James Corden back from England? Let us vlog. Well, let's leave him there.

It's more like do you want James Corden to at least have funny material to say with his dumb accent. And he does. Okay, so I didn't realize that. I mean, I can understand if you're like truly hardcore Jewish and you're practicing and you're like, you know, very devout. But even if you're like a casual, casual member of the tribe, you're like, I got it. My fiance's Jewish. Did you feel like you had to or you just that was just like that's only what i'm interested in i i've found that every jewish girl that i've

dated i just have a lot more we all know that what does anal brother always the catholics i know that's why i i thought everybody always said that jewish girls give good head and do anal and i was like okay i guess so i don't know my fiance's jewish so i'm not gonna comment on but i've just found i have a lot more in common with them like yeah and going to alabama like so i'm from baltimore so i'm like a northeast jew which is like a very specific kind of human being just in general and then you come to the south and it's like presbyterian i guess pescatarian is the fish thing right um catholic and on all the different kinds and it's just you just don't know what it is yeah this girl you know we dated and it was fun but like whatever and one night we were super drunk got home from the bar she started like crying

which she would tend to do which as they all do as they all do um and i was like what's wrong and she was like i'm not baptized and i was like we can figure that out and she goes and it was like she cut me off and just goes and i'm dating a jew and i was like well we can put up some salt in the bathtub and do one of them and then i'll just leave um and like we never know no she just she knew we've been like seven months she's just having a yeah like i i have a like she must have been it must have been it must have been boiling in the back of her head for a while it's like i was a zbt that's those are the jews like you went to our house. There's a Star of David in there. Dude, the best, actually,

this is a funny story. Being a Jewish kid at Alabama is like whatever. We had the Jewish fraternity. Would you go to synagogue and temple and all that shit? I mean, I'll do like high holiday stuff. Yeah, I'm just normal. We call it Christmas and Easter. Let me show you.

I have a certificate to prove I'm Jewish. If you're listening, Jake is whipping out his dick right now. Well, technically, technically I am. What does that say when you read that into the mic? Brist certificate. There it is. Oh, yeah. I actually just saw this.

I had the tip of my dick chopped off. And they botched it? The baby's name, the family name, the father's name, the mother's name, date of birth, date of the brist by... Moishe? Yeah, Rabbi Moishe Rapoport. Rapoport? Huh? Dan Rapoport. Yeah. Huh. uh moishi yeah rabbi moishi rapaport rapaport huh dan rapaport yeah huh um but wait what is it what does this say as he has entered into the covenant of abraham so may he enter into the world of the torah marriage and a life of good deeds with a clean dick cool cool cool yeah so this is like

yeah i don't have to show you the dick because i got the the certificate yeah yeah so and that's it so have you only dated jews no well i mean this girl obviously wasn't i would say your travels like in my travels like i'm not like some right but okay when you were dating non-jews were you always like this is just we're not gonna get married or anything we're just gonna fuck oh i started dating yeah i started dating my fiance like once i moved to new york okay so like it really hasn't been no like and in college it was just like it was never really like what are you right yeah it was just like seven yeah i'm lucky it was never like i wasn't like for me you know like a five eight kid walking next to derrick henry it's not – I'm kind of just grabbing what I can in college.

I don't care who you pray to. Whatever. Well, I'm glad you mentioned Derrick. Okay. No. Is he in the story? No, but just Jake. So where I went wrong was I said, you want to be.

You did say that. In reality. Okay, we're realists. I've listened to KFC radio. I get it. I was with a couple friends the other weekend. We were drinking. Drinks were flowing.

And I was like, you know, like, realistically, like, I'm probably my girl's third best dick. And I'm comfortable with that. And they were like, your reaction reaction was like that's not great well you said you said this is this not ideal as you mentioned the word the word change changes everything yeah you you said you want to be your wife's third oh no but like like i'm not even shooting for second or first no you were like you and then and then he's being good oh it was so funny oh it just keeps yelling No, but like – Like I'm not even shooting for second or first. I don't want to be. You were like – and then he's being – Owen was so funny. Owen just keeps yelling, dude, stop talking.

Because he goes – because realistically, there's the one. That's the one she's still going to talk about to her friends forever. Like you're not going to be that one. He's like, well, you want to be that one. But you're not. You're not. Again, now we're having a different argument. Realistically, sure.

What you want to be. Realistically having a different argument realistically what you want to be realistically i'm not what i want to be is the only one she's ever been yes yes and in my mind that's true if you believe if he's not a lie if you believe it jerry so you but so you want to be number one but you accept that you are number three. I accept that. And the way that I phrased it was that the number one is like, you always have that number one lay that's like, fuck. Do you know who these guys are? Or are you just speaking in generality? I'm speaking with me and my friends. You know that friend of yours she met in college was the biggest thing, flair of her life.

So one of my buddies hooked up with Eric. His fiance hooked up with Eric Henry. Yeah. So like. God damn. Yeah. So, like... God damn. Yeah. No, by the way, that doesn't necessarily mean, like, best in bed. By the way, Derek Henry, I always bring this up when Derek Henry's mentioned.

I don't understand the magic about him because it doesn't make sense. Brother, he'll run for 200 and then fuck the shit out of your girlfriend. That's the magic. Yeah, that's the magic. But, like, when he's on the field he looks humongous yeah he's he's big cat size wait what he's like six four like 240 or something like that yeah but big cat's not running over you like even like if you put oh yeah but but i would have i would have guessed that like he was like somehow yeah if you put dan on a football field

dan's not gonna stick out in his, John, what's the key difference between Dan Katz and Derrick Henry? Muscle mass. One is Jewish and one isn't. I'm going to look at his exact size right now. I maintain, though, you might not be the biggest, but I've definitely fucked people who have fucked. Derek Henry is six,

three, two 47. That's crazy. That's Dan says. That's crazy. Yeah. That is nuts. What?

Yeah. It does. It doesn't make, I don't know because he looks humongous. Yeah. I was going to say, it's not like he doesn't look, he looks humongous,

but he's, he's six, three, two 47. Well, he's got pads on your pads and your cleats, so you're really like 6'5". No, I mean, cleats go in. Like, skates give you another two or three inches. But, like, cleats, you're just at the same time.

The hair kind of goes up sometimes, right? He has this, like, braid that... He doesn't have, like, blogger back. He's got his stance upright. Dan's, like, 6'3", walking around like 5 around like five seven well nothing wrong with five um but i but so just to say i i don't necessarily think just because you're the biggest or the most famous or whatever that that's necessarily the best sex they've ever had derrick henry is probably the biggest dick she's fucked yeah but i think there's a chance that that like that not good. Especially almost – I would almost say like the other direction.

Like those guys, it's like the DiCaprio. They're putting in headphones and banging you out and throwing you out the window. Yeah, I agree. If it's a smaller dick, it's probably a better – it's probably a better like – I probably should have been like you want to be like the third best pussy. Just good enough to keep them. But that was the argument argument like there's the one that's like it does make sense too and like if you think about like when girls like oh big dick

it hurts like like a good a good lay when you talk about the opposite sex it doesn't necessarily hurt physically but it's gonna cause you an immense amount of pain in every other aspect of your life like it is genuinely painful to be around the best person you ever fought and so that's where it and so that's where it comes so that's where we get to number two and so number two was like basically like nine out of ten times they're better than you but that one time you got them. And that one time isn't worth ruining your entire life to go back to. It's like Chamberlain and Russell. You know, he was the best.

Will snuck in there and got one. Exactly. So you're saying it's not worth ruining. Like, she wouldn't go back to that second dick. To ruin everything you have marriage like the relationship like everything else is good unless she's a fucking bitch and everyone out there some of them are i i think yeah when when you i think when you find somebody who like you like sexually like blow up with,

you know what I mean? Like it's, it's fireworks. I think when at certain ages and certain like stages in your life, when that happens, it's like, all you can think of and all you want and all that matters. And then you realize that,

you know, all the toxic shit that might come along with that or whatever. Eventually it's like, okay, it's not worth that, you know? But, but wait so so

you we need to work on your your semantics choices well that's because you can't run around saying i want to be my wife's third best dude it's in the middle of like writing and he just goes like boys you want to be your wife's third we're like wait what but I so I think you're still thinking that I think you're being so realistic that you're like I can't even in my wildest dreams

want to be number one or two no I always want to be number one and two but when you're dealt with the cards of like throughout life someone's always been taller than me someone's always been a better basketball player than me someone's always been a better comedian someone's always been a better fucking whatever it's crazy to think that someone's not yeah i don't know this is how he was saying it too it was like it's like yeah you you don't want to make the most money out of anyone your wife's ever been with you don't

want to be the funniest guy like you want to be all of that like realistically yes you'll probably not i won't but i don't know man i i think there is i think it's better to live in a life of reality than it is to live in candyland that is true but i also don't think it's that far-fetched that girls are kind of wired different in a way and like like, first of all, I, I, again, I don't think just because you're big or famous or whatever,

that, that, that means it's the best sex. So I do think you got a shot at that. And then if it's not like literally the best intercourse, but it might be the best, like whole experience in general, chicks will like,

they like that. You know what I mean? Nothing, nothing girl loves more than coming into a room with a couple of dead and company posters. Just a roach on the floor that you stepped on. You go on to like, you turn on Netflix

and you should be watching anime. Let me set the mood and it's just like based on you and it's just some fucking busty. Here babe, suck this balloon, it'll get good. She's like, can you turn on some music some music i was like how does europe 72 sound dude i did that once with a girl in college where i went back to her dorm room i was a freshman she was like a junior hey and uh she i went back to her room and it was like there was like girls typically in college had was like those like likeestries. Oh yeah. And those were everywhere.

And I, I, I, I had never, huh? Why is that? I don't know. It's Jackie's Bigfoot over there. Uh,

why, why do girls have like those like cloth tapestries of like tie dye almost? It was like urban outfitters, like in free people had a big thing like for a while. Will they, were they advertised it? And then everyone... Did one girl...

What? The cool ones... In our fraternity house, we... Breaking news, did you look up smoking weed? We would hang... I don't think I knew that. The fluorescent lights... Really? I don't think that's a very common...

I knew Seth Rogen did. That's think that that's a very common yeah i didn't know so that's one thing that's crazy is like i would have said like most of the jews i know i think are kind of like oh i can't my lungs are too you know oh no like i can see tommy smoke well he's not he's not jewish but he's so jewish cultural appropriation brother he really is what is the italian yeah he's got to have something else in it he's got to be like some yeah maybe his mom maybe his mom went back to that number two for a second um but all we had super fluorescent lights in our fraternity uh rooms so we would hang tapestries so you'd buy trippy tapestries and hang them up over the lights and you would look up and fucking 19 years

old this is it yeah yeah yeah figured out the universe multiple turtle heads but she had she had all those tapestries i'll be third best and she was like i'm gonna put on she like pushed me into bed i was like i'm gonna put on the best music to fuck too and i was like in my head i was a virgin really reality had had sex before um and i was like so nervous i was like in my head i was a virgin really reality i'd had sex before um and i was like so nervous i was like oh my god oh my god oh my god and she put on bro like this tribal music that was like like like like drums and like people yelling i was like what the fuck is going on i wish i had your 72 here like it was do you think that she was trying to get like super tribal it was she wanted you to like do tantric shit and like moo at her yeah she had

a bush i mean so that's that's i was in vermont too oh yeah white chick with a bush listening to travel that's every girl in vermont oh yeah yeah okay okay that's you're saying that's common yes yeah yeah yeah that's every girl yeah um so you know mr bronze medal over here third place on the podium yeah and and we're just we're sticking with that i'm not sticking with it i really thought i was sitting on the train and i was like you know who fucking loves this the boys and then after i had the conversation i was walking to my desk and i go i bet you my friends were like what the fuck is jake talking about i bet you at dinner last friday my friends were like i went to take a piss and they were like we gotta fucking get this guy water

he's saying he's saying way too much shit they didn't say anything you used to know want at that i was pretty drunk drunk and looking back on it. After the conversation. Guys, guys, guys. Let me tell you something really quick. They were probably like, is Jacob gay? I know he just proposed and his life's different. I would be more like, god damn, he's in a dark, bad spot.

We got to pull him out of this. He's dreaming of being third place. His self-esteem is low. I've been out with Nick a good amount. spot we gotta pull him out of this he's like he's dreaming of being third place like no he his self-esteem is low i've been out with nick a good amount and like he can attest like i just say whatever yeah and that's yeah we've heard that that's what i always have done so i think my high school friends because my 10-year high school reunion was last weekend uh and i think they were just like oh he's just still doing the thing that he does that's where he just says things like yeah like they have a thing called jake facts or it's just like i would thing that he does. Or he just says things like, yeah, they have a thing called Jake facts.

Or it's just like, I would say something big. Yeah, that's just not right. Yeah, like, yeah, totally. The state population of Idaho is like 200,000. I'd be like, yeah, sure, dude. Do you know where Idaho is? So I think they were just like, oh, fucking, he hasn't grown up.

But I, you know, they were laughing. Nice Spider-Man socks on him. Yeah. Give it a zoom in. I got my Spider-Man socks on. Jake's still wearing Spider-Man socks, talking about how he's got a little dick. I don't have a little dick. He's the one who just said

big dicks don't equate to good sex. Don't necessarily. Mine does. Jake gets ready for sex like fucking Finland gets ready for the Olympics. Boys, if we come home with a bronze, we've got to get crushed. I mean, it's better to be realistic.

Because then you're going to fuck him. Look, we're not going for gold in this one, fellas. But here's the thing. You're on the podium? I think that's a good, within reason, shooting for bronze, if you're being realistic, is a good thing. Because if you're shooting for, here's the thing. It was more so just like, it wasn't like, I want to be the third best.

It was just like, you know,'t like I want to be the third best it was just like you know fucking I'm not I'm good like I'm not saying I'm bad at sex I'm just saying she's probably fucked someone better than me it is a it's a bold assumption

yeah do you think, well, yeah, we don't get into specifics, but it's just like, sometimes I think you can tell whether that is definitely true or it's like,

I don't know, she's only dated a few people. She was in that long-term relationship for a while. Like, all the signs are there. Like, this might be the best sex she's ever had.

If it's like, yo, she's been single for 10 years, just by the course of numbers, you're probably, you know. It was more so just like just a general conversation and it has nothing to do with like who i'm with now who i was with in the past who she was with in the past it was just like a thought that i had yeah that has now tumbled into me saying it to a podcast that hundreds of thousands of people listen to so like my first fun fact Jake fun fact I've never done

martial content I've been in martial arts for six years for six years this is your premiere yeah

so I'm just gonna be a cuck I did like a podcast with Jackie and Mikey or Mikey

except I called you Pats Mikey I've never called him Mikey Mikey no like on

foreplay I didn't talk on the mic so I don't know what about golf I'm like Frankie Trent I was gonna say him Mikey in my life. Mikey? No, on foreplay, I didn't talk on the mic because I don't know anything about golf. I was going to say, you fit in much better over here. They're funny, and they know what they're talking about. I've just never been the person to insert myself in the content. These are the thoughts that run through your head.

You can come on whenever you want. If I didn't have three more meetings today, I'd say, let's get that whistle bit going. I will sing like a canary. You can get me talking about, I'll make, I'll make sure they're, they're editing shit out all the time. Cause there's, there's been some times, there's been times where like, he's seen it. Yeah. He's seen it. Yeah, he's seen it.

Yeah, yeah. I've heard him a couple times be like, you know, we were out last night. Boy, Jake was on one. He said, what? Yeah. No, yeah. It's fun. It's a good time.

But I just think as long as you, not saying that this stuff equates to good sex. Yeah. Because obviously, I think actually a lot of times it equates to good sex because obviously i think actually a lot of times it equates to bad sex but in people's minds if you go in there being like i'm gonna pick her up and we're gonna do this position in that position i'll put you up against the wall and i'll flip you around it's like you can't do any of that bro you're gonna drop her you're gonna get a cramp you can't hold that position you can't do these things so shoot for third place don't don't go too far don't go too hard all of a sudden you end up you know in the deep end with no life

preserver how many times have you been like bad you know just doing it and just doing a couple guys have who's who've had sex before a couple times you know how many times have you been like man like that was awesome it was so long fucking great night and then you go like look at netflix and you it was like half a scene when it's like when it's like you want me to rewind she's like no i'm good like i still understand what's going on fuck dude i i slept with a girl one time we were watching the new uh the new uh fucking willie wonka and the chocolate factory and i was like yeah like let's just toss it on like it was a pretty mutual like your company i was tossed something on and then uh it wasn't great the movie and the sex

and then i was like do you want to finish the movie and she was like uh no no the first one was better and she left and in my head for the next week, I was like, was she talking about the movie? The first time we had sex? Second time you had sex? Yeah. The second. And that was the sequel. It was.

It was. It's got to be the movie. But that's funny. The first one was better. If she said the first. If she said the first. Got to the chocolate factory were you like i'll put on the old one i can put on the old one

i was like i came helicopter i splooged i'm fine oh god oh man uh uh have you said this to your girl? last night so yesterday was my birthday she was like you feel kind of tense I was like honestly I'm pretty sure I'm going to go on a podcast tomorrow and say things

that I'm pretty nervous about and she was like what is it about and I was like I don't know I just have this theory about like being the third best guy like you ever fucked she was like she was just like let's just let's just eat dinner no i was like stumbling over my words she was just like she was just like what are you saying and i was like it's fine i'll be fine don't worry just don't listen to it when you explain to people why you get stressed at barcelona you're trying to explain to a family member or a loved one, it is... Sounds like a madman.

It's very much like when Charlie's trying to explain to Dee why his life is hard. These aren't real problems, Charlie! You created these! You just didn't have to do this at all. Just stop eating the cat food, Charlie!

Oh, man. That's like the amount of times like i'll never forget when dave followed me on twitter i was like we were on a golf course and it was like still early foreplay when like frankie and them were still like nervous about everything like things were still you don't know and for some reason dave followed me and trent and frankie go right you will not tweet for two weeks yeah he said you for some reason Dave followed me and Trent and Frankie go you will not tweet for two weeks yeah for some reason he's on your radar don't say anything like just don't well I do think it's a good theory I would say though

more often than not your your best like sex doesn't like if you're in a relationship with someone you probably are not their best. If you are hooking up with someone, you might be. If you're fighting with somebody a lot and you're still having sex, you might

be their best because that's why people put up with that shit. And then if you can find someone who fits both and you can date them and they're good in the sack, that's that's the holy grail brother and i'm happy yeah me and my fiance great relationship it's been an awesome four years can't wait for eternity i thought i was just making jokes with my friends

and i realized it was just the wrong group of people to bring it up to and i'm never gonna talk to owen again i actually think this that was the safest place you'll ever say it and don't say to anybody else don't run around to the normies if you can't say it to the fucking barstool cretins you definitely can't be at fucking i think it was temple on a saturday so guys what do you think it is no yeah i was i was with like so all my high school friends are, like, not Jewish. So I think they also kind of see it as just like, oh, he's just a quirky little fucking... Jew. Jew.

For lack of a better term that we say. You can be, you know, KFC Radio's official. Jew. Jew. I got the press certificate to prove it and and come on and uh and and you know i think if you got more theories brother i got that you can yeah but i'm not i don't know if i'm gonna talk to him i think i'm just gonna keep him on here probably the safest bet but if you want to make some great content come on down yeah the other day my buddy said uh

we went for a run together and he was like, he doesn't wear headphones. He was like, I run to like kind of be with my thoughts. And I said, I run to get away from my thoughts. Yeah. So I think I'm going to start running away from here. I'm just a smart man. Jake Bass, ladies and gentlemen. I appreciate it.

Thank you, bro. Just being a Barstool cuck. I appreciate it. All right. We're going to get into our interview with Camille. But first, we've got to take care of our regular segments. We've got voicemails and am I the asshole? I got a pretty easy am I the asshole for today.

All right. Voicemail time. Fun facts are electric, and we do want to keep the fun fact train rolling, make it a hallmark of KC radio. However, all the voicemails can't just be fun facts because we can't do fun facts three times a day, three times an episode. So only one fun fact per episode is going to make it. So if you really want to get your question or your story or something on the podcast, don't necessarily phrase it as a fun fact. We still need the fun facts, but we still need the regular voicemails.

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Next up. First up. What's up, guys? So I got a quick question. So we've all been in that argument before where you're arguing sports, and if you didn't play the sport in the past, the person you're arguing with, they'll be like, I used to play football and you didn't, that like they beat you because of that so what's

your guys's thoughts on that is that just the most stupid argumentative point ever that in high school you played a sport and you think that you just know everything because of that and yeah let me know because i hear that all the time i didn't play sports because i suck at them but i watch sports and then people who don't watch sports like i I played, and then I just have no response. And it looks like I lose the argument because I just don't know how to respond to that stupid point. Thanks. This is very good because it's very true.

It's incredibly stupid. It makes no sense that you play it at an incredibly low level. I think it depends on what maybe the argument is about. Well, hang on, let me finish. It is incredibly stupid it makes no sense and you'll do it every time it is the trump card yeah it's nonsensical you never even picked up a bat you never even put on a glove bro i didn't see you at north park after school dude the fuck do you know about baseball it is bro like everyone knows so much more about sports than me guess what i could

probably beat you in all of them so shut the fuck up it is it is uh because you know what it is it's it's just like i'm big you're small sort of thing yeah it's not even necessarily a lot of times those people will try to say i played the sport so i know how it feels in the bottom of the ninth you know blah blah that's bullshit but it's more just like i played the sport meaning i'm bigger and faster and stronger than you so i'm gonna yell louder and be right you're gonna be wrong like there's inherently that part you don't know what it's like in the locker room with the boys dude so shut your mouth it is but but like if the question is like i think you could if um if someone was like dude like chemistry does not matter like it's just about talent are the players on your team good or not and you were like i don't know

like i don't know i've been on teams before we're like we weren't the most talented but we just like clicked and won and i you know i'm not saying that my high school team – I don't feel like that. We're just like things where there actually might be a little bit of evidence, whether you're at this level or this level, it does play a factor. I don't know. There's some things where it could happen. Yeah. Could play a factor.

A hundred percent. It definitely – there are parts you can, but like, particularly now with so much analytics in sports, like everybody knows way more about sports than me. Like way, way more. But those guys,

but like, I don't really argue sports anymore, but I'm just like, I'm like, I don't know. I still think I got a better fucking eye for this than you. Like, they'll be like throwing stats at me. I'm like, got a better fucking eye for this than you. They'll be throwing stats at me.

I'll be like, yeah, but... Where do you fall on the infamous... Oh, were you captain? Shut the fuck up. Where do you fall on the infamous can a man wear a jersey? It's a debate. I saw Whit Dog. It was heavy.

You can't do it. And I think people were crushing them for it i'm largely against it my reasoning is fashion reasoning i don't think they really look i think i look silly yeah i don't but i did wear one recently i did wear one uh when i went to the bruins game with my dad the bruins flyers game i think hockey jerseys are particularly the silliest because you look like you look like a girl wearing her boyfriend's sweatshirt yeah it's like you know that sleeves are too long it's too big but i actually kind of liked my my fit like i wore just over a sweatshirt pair of jeans and it was a smaller jersey i was like my sexual is so bad yeah uh but like i think a basketball jersey is a tough look now like unless it's like summertime

at the beach what do you like the people who wear a t-shirt under it or like a hoodie under it that kind of looks stupid yeah yeah wear it without anything underneath it like it better be like i said the beach you can't you know what i mean like in a fucking restaurant like that so that's kind of and then a baseball jersey just like preposterous bro i was in a baseball game once anything other than at a baseball game like If I just see you at the bar wearing a baseball jersey, that's the worst of the worst. I was in a baseball game once, and a guy was in gym shorts, old school fucking hot sauce basketball shorts. Like AI basketball shorts. Who's the fucking picture they always use?

Someone playing for St. Bonaventure. Yeah. Which I swore would have been Photoshopped. Those and a Red Sox jersey. And he was sitting in front of me and him and his buddy were looking at... Yeah. Is that real or fake?

That's real. That's crazy, dude. That legit affects your dribbling. Yeah. And nowadays, it's just affects your dribbling. Yeah. And nowadays, it's just so funny how cyclical it is. Now we look like – That's nuts. Look at that.

But he was wearing those. He was wearing a Red Sox jersey. And him and his buddy during the game were passing back and forth his phone trying to pick a diamond ring for his girlfriend. And I was like, hey, buddy, that clearly doesn't matter. She loves you. So I'm typically not a jersey guy. But again, my reasoning is strictly fashionable.

Right, right. Like I know cons is like you're wearing another man's name on your back. It's like, I don't know. Yeah, see, I'm more likely i'll wear a jersey or i'll design a pasta shirt and wear that i just don't really wear the jersey that much it's like i don't think that's that big of a deal i think it's almost more of a weird like what you're so insecure you can't like rep another dude without feeling like i don't know you know what i mean yeah it's like yeah man this guy's awesome I love him like he's

a great player or whatever so I rep him doesn't mean that I'm not a man I don't have my own accomplishments or I didn't do you know stuff like that feels like you're insecure but yeah some people are like bigger better stronger more successful more wealthy than me like I don't know they still listen to his music yeah right right right, right, right. You know what I mean? You're not making your own music. We talked about it. We have McCusker coming up maybe next week probably. So fun. And we were talking about just manliness and sports and stuff with that.

And it actually kind of connects to the original question too where I lived with a buddy who was one of the best hockey players I ever played with. He's still the best pure skater I've ever seen like skate who wasn't a professional hockey player and he just did not give a fuck he wouldn't even are and that we kind of have a musk mccusker where like i had an eye opening moment about like men in sport men and sports and that buddy kind of had a separate eye opening moment where he was like i don't care about about this at all. Any of this shit. I'm just, yeah, you're right. I am the best you've ever seen. I don't care. Like, you guys can argue.

I'll just sit there quietly. Once you guys start talking about Real Housewives, I'll start chiming in. But, like, I don't give a shit about this. Sometimes, man. You just, like, particularly sports. Like, if you don't care about a puck going in a net, you can't fake that.

Dude, he he after his last game he got a college scholarship and after his last game he threw a skates away and i'll never put those never play again yeah god damn oh glenny what's up glen um hey what's up you guys uh so here's the thing um the thing is that I have formulated a question that in theory is quite simple in its nature. However, in practice, it is perhaps the most complex, intricate question that I've ever been exposed to. And it is as follows. Do Harlem Globetrotters get puss or not? I truly cannot for the life of me decide because let's look at both sides here. I can see a world in which obviously like who wants to bang a Harlem Globetrotter just because they're a Harlem Globetrotter.

They don't carry any clout. There's no clout. Like Jackie, do you want to bang? Is that what you want? Do you want to bang a Harlem Globetrotter? I don't think so. However, the Instagram account has hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of followers. They go on national tours regularly. They are athletes. And I am confident that they've got more than a few

lookers on the roster. So I can also see a world in which they're getting infinite puss. But I can see both of those things seem equally realistic to me and to be honest i don't know that there's a middle ground i think that they are either swimming in that ish or it's a barren wasteland for them out there um let me know what you guys think thank you that's a great question again obviously from glenn um i i think yes yes yes bro if there's one thing i've learned if you have any sort of audience or attention more than the average guy somebody's flocking to you it doesn't you know it can be obviously that's you – if you're a real superstar, it's like endless amounts. But if you're like captain of the chess club at school,

you'll probably get a couple more girls than the average guy. If you're like in the church choir, the girls at church will probably fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you are – is that Zah? Yo, that that Zah? Yo, that's Zah. Crossover Tompkins is Zah. They're also just... Was that guy full size?

No. That guy's a midget too, yeah. I mean, that's Zah. That's and one Zah. Crossover, by the way, Crossover Tompkins is a great name. There's also just the like, yes, I'm sure because they're athletes and all that stuff. They're athletes. They're just athletic.

They're just tall, athletic guys. Those guys get pussy. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I was going to say, if you're in school when you're younger, like the kid who runs the mile really fast gets pussy. When you play high school ball, the captain of the high school team will get chicks. We've talked about this like a lot recently where it's just like a lot of people –

I think maybe like a 20-something-year-old girl is still, like, holding out for maybe a nick. But, like, when you find a 30-year-old girl, she wants to fuck a Harlem Globetrotter. I don't want to fuck a Harlem Globetrotter. Totally. It's just something like you go to brunch the next day with a friend, she's like, girls, I fucked a Harlem Globetrotter.

He was a little person. I fucked Crossover Tom. Yeah. He gave me that dick. Like think dude like dude i'll fuck a harlem globetrotter you kidding me the more the more i think about it like yeah they're they're swimming in coups the fucking like dude i'm horned up for harlem globetrotter right now who they go back go back to the ladies i mean I'll fuck a guy, too. I don't care. But who's that top left?

Oh, there's girls? Ace Porter, yeah. Ace Porter can... What about a Washington general? He's a professional cuck. That's the better question. That is the better question. Because those guys, in essence, are like performers. Yeah.

These guys are like a member of a traveling circus. And they are, you know, constantly getting squirted in the face with water. Yeah, they're the butt of the joke. But they're still big, tall, athletic guys. And probably have a sense of humor.

And all that. Dude, the more I think about it, I want to fuck a Washington General more than I want to fuck a Harlem Globetrotter. That's a better story. That's like the couple that one-upped the dude at the live show with the Q&A. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some girl at brunch is like, I fucked a Harlem Globetrotter last night. She's like, oh yeah? Well, I fucked the Captain of the Generals. They're both in town, baby. I can see a sect of people being more reluctant to admit this like go did you go home that guy last night i did he put that he plays at msg like oh really like what's he play like basketball oh what team uh the harlem globetrotters i come out. I'd have a tattoo before I even got to brunch. I fucked a Harlem Globetrotter.

Are you kidding me? That's such a great story. Everyone is so interested in that. Also, by the way, in that picture, scroll out for a second. They're up. The generals are up 24-22 right here. I'm looking up the record right now. Beating the Harlem Globetrotters.

Figures vary exactly on how often they beat the rivals. Some reports say six. Well, the official team website has three victories over the Globetrotters. One in 54, one in 58, one in 71. 1971 is the most storied of these victories and sometimes reported as the only victory. Playing as the New jersey reds they won 100 to 99 in martin tennessee ending their how long do you think their losing streak was did you

see it right no take a guess how long their losing streak was until 1971 when they won a game 400 games 2495 bro you know how they say it's like a hammer versus a nail? Yeah. The nail wins way more often than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like people miss the nail. With someone like me, the nail wins. It's kind of a 50-50. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The overtime win gets credited to Eddie Mehar. The Washington General's fan blog. You know who writes that? Another Frank the Tank. Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. That's not up to date, is it? That's got to be old. Yeah, 2011. There's not much to update. Lost again.

Yeah. You say that there's varied statistics on this. I thought they won fairly recently. I thought they won in my lifetime. So do I. Because I don't think I would have known that that was a thing until they beat them. There was definitely.

Learning that they beat them. And then it's like, what do you mean? Oh, they lose every single time. There was definitely. While the Globetrotters were entertaining the crowd that day, they lost track of the game and the score. They found themselves down 12 with two minutes to go. Forced to play normal basketball, the Globetrotters rallied but did not recover. The Reds secured the victory when a 50-year-old Klotz hit a game-winning basket with seconds left.

Then Meadowlark Lemon missed a free shot that would have given them the game back. The timekeeper tried to stop the clock, but could not. The final buzzer sounded. The crowd was dumbfounded and disappointed. Klaus described the fans reaction. They looked at us like we killed Santa Claus. I would have got some children in the stands were crying after the loss.

The reds celebrated by dousing themselves with orange soda instead of champagne. Lemon was furious saying you lost. I didn't lose but still visited the opposing team's locker room to congratulate the reds i mean i would know it's the show he thinks it's a damn fight yeah yeah yeah how about this uh derrick dizzy grant went from the washington generals he got promoted to the globetrotters 2010 jonte do too tall hall went from the uh he got he got traded in 2011 so the deadline whenal Hall went from the... He got traded in 2011.

So you're the deadline when you get traded from a loser to a... Paul Sturgis went down. He went from the Globetrotters to the Generals. That's dumb. That's crazy. Might as well go work at Enterprise.

He was 7'7", and he wore a mask, and he took on a villainous role of being like, I'm the former. That's funny. God, that's awesome. See? I'll let you know all their tricks.

They're going to dribble a lot. The girls will for sure fuck these guys. And if they won't, the guys will. I'll pick up the slide. All right, last voicemail what do we got i want to kick this off by saying thank you for dubbing me fun fact girl great nickname i want to follow that by saying i've had some alcohol so please disregard if this is a little bit long-winded i have to now go be in charge of a bunch of other people but that's neither here nor there. Fun fact, the city

of Americano, Brazil is founded entirely by Confederate expatriates. It's just this town in the Brazilian jungle that after the Civil War was founded by a bunch of people from the South who were angry that the South lost, and they said, let's move to Brazil. Start a whole new city where we can still do the things that we're not allowed to do anymore. You know what I'm talking about. Anyways, that town still celebrates Confederate-themed festivals where they wear gray uniforms and Scarlet O'Hara dresses. The Confederate flag is in the town's coat of arms. But isn't that weird that there's just this city in the Brazilian jungle

that, like, is all gone with the windy? Who you got? Crazy. Anyways, give it a Google. Fascinating stuff. Who you got? Hitler, got uh hitler argentina versus civil war brazil i mean civil war brazil i guess because they were more secretive about it everyone knows about it about hitler and argentina well the thing it was tough with the hitler and argentina because all of a sudden there was just blonde hair blue-eyed people running around south America. All of a sudden, it was like, wow. You're a bad one.

But also, it sounds like Americano, they're just fucking celebrating it. It's just cosplay? Yeah, it sounds like the people who do the... Confederados. Confederados. Yeah, I mean, this sounds like the people who do the Civil War reenactments. They got trapped in it, and they never get out.

We got slaves as a bit i do really i i while the only two examples of this i have are nazism and slavery not good i do really respect the idea of like let's not like fight for like everyone to be this way, and I'm not going to push my thoughts on you. Let's just go start our own town where we do it. I would like a better example for me to lean upon. Waco. 0 for 3. But if there was just some town that was just like, you you're not going to have pressure to like go out at night.

There's no nightlife. We just hang out at home and everybody just – I guess that's just like an over 55 town. North Carolina, New Hampshire. That one's nice. Where? North Carolina, New Hampshire. Where did that happen? No, no.

Oh, it was just a spot. Yeah, great. Cranmore, nice little scheme out. Jones Town or something like that. Driving distance from Attitash. Nice little town square. Yeah. Not much nightlife. Cranmore, nice little ski mountain. Driving distance from Attitash, nice little town square. Not much nightlife.

If somebody just said we're going to go start this town and live exactly the way me and everybody else likes to live and we don't need to hear from you guys ever again, then who cares? You did just invent the suburbs. I'm trying to think of things that I like to do and i don't i don't have anything specific but if i if there was something very specific about me that like society shunned or

or didn't you know there probably should be a pedophile city is what i'm saying there probably should just be you guys go live there the problem is if they are still enslaving people not good no if the nazis are in argentina still doing nazi stuff not good but if it's just like we get together and we wear the clothes and we celebrate the flag and stuff i just you know keep your racist town in your racist town and then we're all good yeah then we all win what i'm talking about is segregation we're coming back to segregation and i think there's still a decent amount of people on both sides we're like, let's just stay separate. It all works out better. But yeah, I mean, Fun Fat Girl, two for two.

The pressure's on now with the nickname and everything. I just want to say to Fun Fat Girl, don't be afraid to not call in. Now is a critical time in Fun Fat Girl's history. And it's like, if you don't have a good one, don't force it. Your next one has to be a good one. Let it simmer. You can call in a couple weeks. Maybe make sure't have a good one, don't force it. Your next one has to be a good one. Let it simmer. You can call it in a couple weeks. Make sure you have a great one. Don't force it. Because as we've seen sometimes with KFC Radio listeners, you give a mouse a cookie and next

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You're the only reason I haven't checked myself into a mental institute because my brain is lacking because your brain is worse than mine. I have, for sure, early onset dementia. You just have full-blown dementia. Oh, what was I going to say? You probably were gonna say i've

gotta take a piss shut down you know i i've asked for it a bunch of times we've never done it if we could do a super cut of you going ah it's like ah fuck it i don't remember it it's happened a billion times it's amazing it's part of the podcast every a little piece of me every time goes he's not gonna remember on the podcast one of my favorite comics uh just a great performance from her just a fucking when you talk about someone who's just living life right like she's doing it she's kind of like the these people i'm talking about she's living her life her way her people doing her thing she's kind of like the nazis in in argentina and the and the civil war freaks and she's she's from georgia which is like americano in america i'll tell you what i just got very excited to read this ad for original penguin perry ellis if you don't know original penguin you don't have class

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What's up? What's up? How are you? I just saw Rhea and she goes, wait, are you doing a show before our show? And I go, yeah, my fiance's show. Oh my god. She goes, oh, you're going to go over, probably.

What's going on what a fit yeah what a fit when you gotta wake up in the morning and be like all right where's my shoulder jacket i love it though seven this is actually it looks way better standing because sitting it's like there are sitting outfits and standing outfits that's that's a big thing with guys like you can have you can look great in a suit standing up and then a sitting suit i don't have any sitting outfits well that's just yeah that's not the outfit that's us let me just push this away wait where am i yeah yeah what is this where's the moon man that's like this there's your you're still uh yep you everywhere we go. We'll take you with us. If you ever, I will never come on your show.

Yo, listen, just don't do anything to be like canceled or something. Cause then we can't not put it up there. But that just shows how loyal you guys are. Yeah. Come on. I feel like bars still and people have been getting,

like trying to get canceled last night. I still come back. You do. You've actually never wavered. There's probably been a couple times where she's like, no, no, no. Literally not once.

Not once, really? Nope. It doesn't stop. Tell you what, every morning for me, I'm like, no. New career path.

Where did you shoot this time? In the Dominican Republic. I've shot there in the past, but the beach was, I mean, it's insane. It looks like a green screen. It doesn't even look real. You could probably shoot in New York

at the headquarters on a green screen and it would look like Yeah, that's crazy. Would you prefer that? No, of course not. What if we just threw some sand down and we had a green screen there? What about this? What if I could promise you it looked just as good? Nobody would be able to tell. No, no, no. We need to green screen there. What about this? What if I could promise you it looked just as good?

Nobody would be able to tell. No, no, no, no, no. We need to go on location. Because the thing is, outside of the shoots, we also – Because the thing is, it's a free vacation. Well, yeah, but also we do activity days. I live for activity days. I'm sure there's some girls that don't like to get as active or adventurous.

I'm in the water riding the horses. What do you do? Doing – what's another thing we did? That's cool. Is that for shoots or is that for just fun? active or adventurous. I'm like in the water riding the horses. What do you do? Like doing, what's another thing we did? Is that for shoots or is that for just fun? No, well, it's not for the shoot

but it's for, yeah, it's just like kind of for fun. Yeah. But I think you need that, right? You need like vibes and shit on the,

in the photo shoot. Yeah, it's definitely. You connect and you have fun and you work with the photographers, blah, blah, blah. We did different things for our activity days.

We drank. We drank and we also went to a funeral museum. Oh, yeah, yeah. We went to the photographers, blah, blah, blah. We did different things for our activity days. We drank. We drank and we also went to a funeral museum. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we went to a funeral – the National Historical Funeral Museum in Houston. It's awesome. It was pretty cool. I mean it was super – What was cool about it?

Super – All the dead stuff. It's obviously super morbid, but it's like – it's very interesting. They have all like the presidents and popes and important people who died and how. You filmed in there? We didn't like film. We took some pictures. But it was more just, it was a learning experience.

It was our activity day. Well, I don't know about you because it's a little bit of a different gig. It's slightly different what you do. A little bit different. I got into a rut, I guess. I'm kind of still in it of just like I work work and then I go take care of the kids and then I do it all over again. And then when I'm doing the podcast,

I'm like, I don't really have a story to tell or nothing interesting happens. So when we were there, I was like, I could have just chilled in the hotel until our show, but instead, let's go to the museum. And then we ended up getting a half hour of our live show material out of it.

I'm trying to be better about that. Like I like the – it really is such like – well, you know, when you travel a lot or you see someone who travels a lot for work, you're very alone a lot of the time. Like you're alone in the hotel rooms. Hotels, planes. You're alone in the plane. I do a lot of thinking, a lot of journaling, a lot of the time. But and then you always – it's even just going to walk down the street and find like the nearest grocery store, like it's more fun with company. I used to take the subway to work every day and I was – you'd see crazy shit happen. You're walking through the streets.

Well, and now with like all of the food that you just get brought to your door, I'm like trying – I actually trying to i feel like tiktok has been making this more of a thing but i'm trying to romanticize my life more by myself like have you guys ever gone out to eat by yourselves oh yeah table for one baby all the time not all the time but but all no i will you know i won't i'll be honest i won't even say often okay but it is it is not a rarity yeah next question are you on your phone the whole time? No. I read an article a long time ago, and I wasn't ready to commit to it then. Yeah.

It was like a piece on Aziz Ansari in GQ. And it was just like he – Aziz has been off the grid for a long time. Yeah. It was like – this was probably like six years ago, and the opening thing was like I walked into the bar and saw Aziz standing there, only man not on his phone, and it was cool. Yeah. And like, again, six years ago, I was like, damn, that is cool. But I was not prepared to commit to that six years ago. And now I'm a little better.

I'm still on my phone pretty often. He's pretty good about it. I'm on my phone all the time. When I like finish an interview, I come back to like 25 texts. It's like every time. And it's just from like my nanny to the kids to work to friends, group chat. And then it's like every time. And that's like if I disappear for like an hour, it's like 25 texts.

But it is like also one of those things like forever. You're talking about romanticizing. Like forever, it's always been like I want to be the person who's mysterious and you just have to be some wild shit to be someone who's like mysterious you have to have this or about you if you're just not on your phone you're mysterious yeah you're like what is that person you don't have social media you are a mystery yeah just not being able to look up everything about everybody i go back and forth i think if you're really talented really interesting whatever not having social media is the way to go because it's like then it's like i have to go see their

movie or go listen to their thing because that's the only time i get them or especially when they go on podcasts then it's like it's like they're like they're opening up yeah but i think for someone like i feel like for me i'm like i almost got to do the opposite and give everything I've got to try to keep up because there's so many people and so much competition. And it's like – so I think you got to be really – it's almost like taking a break. Like we don't take vacations because I'm like some other podcasts, they're going to go listen and then they're going to forget about us. And I know that's probably not totally true. But you got to be very confident to like be, I'm not going to be on social media. I'm not going to give people what they want.

I'm confident enough that they'll come when I do the show or whatever. It's a risk. I feel like you're on a lot less. I thought you were about to say you thought I was on a lot. And you just totally – I can't even speak. You just said a lot less. I was like you're 100% correct. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm almost noticing that it's harder once you – shut up a little bit. I don't know how else to say that. It's hard to like trust again. And I actually look back at videos because – What do you mean trust? Like when you don't share as much, people can't give their opinions about your life or your character as much anymore. And a lot of people did that before.

And I have to say, I feel really lucky to have like a pretty supportive group of people that follows me. I don't really feel it. I feel like we're in a space in our lives as we get older and especially spend a lot of time on social media and in a space where we get criticized a lot for opening our mouths or speaking or just existing. Or just looking what you love. Or breathing. Eating what you eat. Yes, yes, yes. That it's, you know, there really is like a talent and a gift to that because it's hard.

And I actually, there's archives on Instagram. I don't know if you've noticed this, but if you go back, let's say that I replied to a story of yours in 2018. You can click that video. It's still there. And then like you can see what I replied to back then. And you could, no, but what I'm saying is I saw, there's videos of like people who replied to me and be like, oh, you know,

where'd you get that dress or wherever? And then I'll see, I'm like, oh, they've asked me this a couple of times and I've never answered. So let me finally answer. And I'll see videos they've replied to like in the past and I'll watch myself and I'm like,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm talking and I'm like, who is she?

Because I'm so much more, I don't share as much anymore. It actually got to a point where people thought that Rob and I broke up just because. You're not putting it out there all the time. I was just sharing. We were doing day to day. I woke up next to him one morning and I had like a couple of messages from people being like, did you guys break up? Are you guys not together anymore?

And I was like, he's right there. But I didn't even feel the need to have to say that either. I'm just like, well, I think that comes with a little bit of age and experience and also, uh, getting fed the fuck up. Yeah.

Whereas just eventually like you, you feel the need to reply to people like that or make a public statement or whatever. And then eventually you're just like, I don't care. And then when you truly don't care, when you say you don't care, it's one thing when you truly are like oh i those people can go on thinking that i'm that i've broken up and i don't care yeah or they can go on thinking whatever else and i don't

care yeah and then because then then then it becomes like what am i doing on this you know i also think the like i i don't look down on people who who like it too though because i think you can do it it can be a lot of fun as long as it's not like getting too – I think eventually it always will get toxic. But if you're at that point in your career or life or whatever where it's not, like go ahead. Rock on. Actually, circling back to where we started, now when I do speak and I say something that's meaningful or that I feel like I want to share or whatever, it's like then the response is overwhelming because now they're like, oh, she's saying something again. She's talking to us again. It's just like a supply and demand sort of thing.

It's like if Rihanna puts out an album right now, people are going to go fucking crazy because it's been seven years or whatever it's been. But also I'm like, Rihanna, put out a fucking album. Sometimes people do want, you know, you got to find that balance. Exactly. To your point, there are some people where Rihanna can go seven years and then Lil Wayne got to be Lil Wayne because he put out an album every week. Right. And he's revered for how prolific he was.

I think it's just a matter of what you do you know with with with the time just finding what's best for you like everything for some reason we all thought social media had to be done one way yeah and i think now there is a bit of a point there's a bit of a break where people like well this works better for me there's like yeah be it mentally be it your brand be it whatever it is like this is actually the smarter way for me to do it rather than like reply to everyone and read everyone but it all boils down to whether or not you care about other people yeah well that's like the crux of it all it's what if you care about what they think you care about if they what what they think about how you look what you act you care about whether they like you whether they reply

to you whether they agree with you whether you know it's like i mean i'm the king of just like fighting people online about can i tell you i know that i'm sitting in the hot seat i feel like how do you handle it because a lot of us women we so i'm here because sports illustrates swimsuit is out it comes out once a year it's out get your magazine now how many cameras are here i mean the covers are the one thing i think that has like maintained its uh level of like cloud and and like you know it's like a lot of other magazines and publications kind of go by the wayside and even if you don't necessarily get maybe the physical copy it's like people want to know who's on the cover and where's the photo shoots and what are they wearing and what's the theme and all that kind of shit.

And I'm bringing this up because launch week is big for us. So we do the first half of launch in New York City, and then we head down to the Hard Rock in Hollywood, Florida, which, by the way, anybody can go. It's open. You can get tickets. So if you guys want to come, bring your friends, bring your wives, girlfriends, kids, come.

What is it, like a party? Yeah. We have activations. We do. Don't threaten you. bring your wives girlfriends kids come what is it like a party yeah it's fun it's we have activations we do don't threaten you yeah we do you know the classic kind of meet and greet stuff where we take your photos and i mean you know me i'm a blabber i'm blabbermouth caustic like i will sit and talk with you all day like i actually i love launch week so much because this is the time when you could finally like reach out and hug and hug and be that shoulder to cry in or the hand to hold or whatever you need to be. It's such a great community for a lot of women and a lot of people.

And you finally get to see these people face to face. And I think what's so cool is I read my messages. I'm very thorough. If someone comments over and over again, I probably know your handle. And a lot of the times, it's a game for me i'll be like you're chelsea 31 like but in a good way like if it's someone who's like an asshole every time are you still reading them or like you can you just i'm at the point where i can like i will open it and see it and i just can keep it moving like i oh so you don't even block and delete no like i oh so you don't even block and

delete no like i i have i don't i don't remember their names but like i'll i'll open up my dms and there's a couple people i talk to kind of frequently a couple friends from high school i've kind of reconnected with that will just reply back and forth so they're always in it and then while i'm there i'll open up some fans and there's some nice stuff and then there's some interesting stuff and then there are just people who just hate and i'll open it up and i see i mean i'll scroll and it's just like years it'll go back to like 2017 and and if you go back long enough you'll see me replying back and talking shit and then i just stopped and they just keep going it's like an energy it's like do you have the energy for it or you don't yeah they never and i never it was

never like i cared about this random person. But it was just like I defend myself or I talk shit or I want to make fun of you back or whatever. And now it's just they don't stop. Yeah. But they just keep going and I just open it and close it and then it's not on my – it's not – You know you can push those to your general though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can primary and general, whatever.

Yeah. I mean I should do it. But I don't even – I just open and close it and it's gone. Good for you. It actually probably makes them even more pissed. I'm sure. Because it's obscene and you're unbothered. I do like that.

Wait, I'm getting off track. I was talking about the launch week because a lot of the times during these activations we do panels. And questions that get brought up a lot are for women like how do you deal with people who are body shaming you how do you deal with haters how do you deal with people who you know um just all of the things that come along with a woman posing in a magazine in a bikini which is the scariest thing in the world and my question for you is I feel like I don't hear enough men talking about how they internalize or deal with harassment and like judgment of character. And when you know who you are to the core, like how do you deal with it and go to sleep at night? We walked in this moment.

What day and time it was that a girl asked us this? Like genuinely, I've never been asked that in my whole life. Thank you. May 16th at 1130, I'm 38 years old. Somebody asked me, how are you doing? How are you? Another question is that I heard someone ask. Someone was, how is your heart and i could cry

about that like i mean we we talk about it a lot um in a joking way but it's it's you know obviously every joke is kind of rooted in truth but um i i think it's very hard to be a dude right now and i know that's always like oh the white a white male is telling me how hard it is it's very hard to be a dude right now. And I know that's always like, oh, the white, a white male is telling me how hard it is. And it's like, all right, I'm not saying my struggle is as hard as a minority or a woman or someone. Everyone has emotions. Right. I'm just saying that it is objectively difficult in this era where people expect you to be progressive and inclusive and and you know you and your spouse are going to be partners and both be the breadwinner and both parent and both uh emotion all that shit but then also like if shit

hits the fan people are like man up like that's for you to handle like go make the money go fix the problem and it's like well which which is it because i was just busy crying with you. And I also think – I wonder if like in general, like family life, if it's actually more difficult for people to – like traditionally, dads would just work and make money and women would stay home, cook clean, take care of the kids. And now everybody is doing all of that and it's like nobody gets any sort of reprieve. I don't know. Back in the day, at least one – a woman of reprieve like it i don't know back in the day at least one a woman goes well geez i don't even have to worry about making money and the dad goes to work and says i don't have to worry about those kids now we're all just doing all the shitty stuff together and yeah of course you hopefully like do it 50 50 and lean on each other and it alleviates the burden but it probably you know instead it's just like you i think we kind of

mentioned the other day like there is your work doesn – your work week and your time off if you have kids in a family, it doesn't stop anymore. You're doing all of it. And I think as a guy, you're not able to be like – to break down and be like, I can't handle it. And if you do, you're like – I mean I guess girls too though. When girls stress out, you're labeled as Britney Spears is crazy and Amanda and amanda bind is crazy so i guess everybody kind of gets it with it but i do think guys are not able to be like it's fucking hard if you do it's like shut up pussy when it comes to work your one minute man videos love them people are mean in your comments how do you pick your phone back up every single time and do it truly i actually where are you not faced

this is this is a scene in the office when michael is trying to kill himself and daryl's daryl's got a microphone he's like you're the strongest man alive, man. I don't know how you could wake up every day and be you. No, wait. I'm making this sound so much better. How do you do it? How do you do it? I get it a lot. Don't worry.

Don't worry. You're not the only one. I couldn't. But also, can I tell you? It's truly a rhetorical question because you are so successful. Yeah, well, I mean – You're so successful and you are because you keep getting up and going. The success helps.

Like if none of this was working and I got as much hate as I got, I probably would have quit a long time ago. I also think it's like – it's so focused on the divorce and the cheating and all of that. And that's a long time ago. And like, I've moved on. She's moved on. Like, the family's pretty good and happy. See, you want to know what's so wild? I don't know.

I didn't, I never even noticed those. Maybe that's what I see. That's what I was going to say because I noticed that that happens with me. Kevin, when you were even just talking about that, I'm just talking about a comment being like a comment being like Go ahead, say it.

No, not at all. There was one in there. I'm talking about a comment just being like, he still does these or we still watch, like who still watches, those types of things that wasn't even talking about your personal because i'm like you can see on the app it says 3.5 million views dude yeah it's thousands of comments yeah that that used to hurt a little more in the earlier days of barstool where i was like are people listening are people watching i

don't know we know now that like's successful. Is it the most successful? No. Is it the least successful? No. So that is okay to me. I want that part of you within me. With getting back on social media, I don't know why it feels so crippling for me to just be myself and speak because that's what attracted the extremely awesome, loyal audience that

I have now. And I'm finding it so hard to open up again like that's what you gotta focus on but I know it's meant I'm supposed to share there's so many things that I say and I shower talk to myself and I joke about it and I sometimes I even tell Rob I'm like I'm like can I tell you this is weighing on my heart and I feel like this as a big sister and as like kind of like you know with my platform and everything else I almost feel like I need to take like a leadership role and speak up about this thing that's going on in the media that's really hurtful to young women or whatever it is and i'll talk to him about it out loud and he'll just be like he's really listening

or not he'll be like yeah that sounds good you should say that and i'm like okay and then i get nervous and or i film it and then i delete it or i post it and i delete it one minute later and i i honestly i i'm asking these questions selfishly because it's not just you all creators who get shit on and keep going like well because i when you don't talk he's the one to talk to you about it anymore he's great at blocking it out and just doing what he likes to do not blocking it's just i just don't do it i just don't i don't read i don't and i actually that's a more recent thing for me and i noticed myself myself being more, not open, but I just post more and I share more and I'm, I, I promote my stuff more because I don't care about, cause those are the ones

that kill me too. Where like, if someone's like, you're fat, you're ugly, you're whatever. Like, I don't know. I have a mirror. I know. But like when someone's like, fuck you, this sucks. Or like, why are you still doing this? Or this is a failure or whatever.

That's the shit that gets to me and i remember when back when we were doing saddest of the boys and i've referenced this a million times but there was uh i honestly forget in my head if the person was in the room or if it was just something erica was repeating and she said she had talked to like the ceo of mtv or something like that and had always said, you don't have a brand until people hate it or until you hate it. Because you're just sick of it and blah, blah, blah. It's so big and it's everywhere and it's talked about every day. And I think that's supposed to make you feel better. It never worked for me.

It never made me feel better. It never made it easier for me to enjoy it. I don't know if it's supposed to make you feel better. I think it's supposed to make you say, if I hear Saturday Night Live for the boys one more time, I'm going to jump off a bridge. But it's going to make a lot of money here. That's a bad example. I don't know why.

But it's like when it's working, you take solace in the fact that those people are – I mean, it all comes from jealousy. I was saying that's more for like one minute, man. People are like, this is still going on. Yeah, it's still going on. You don't like it because it's it's out there a lot whatever it is you see it a lot you will not see anybody comment that on like truly shit that's failing you know right exactly like because it's like true like they know it's not working or they don't even watch it it's like they everybody doing that is jealous and insecure i actually was once told that no one will ever comment something mean if they are not either happy or successful or both

right yeah so whatever that used to help me a lot but still do that to somebody all this stuff is like you hear something and it's helpful but then it's still yeah the best way i've ever heard that described and again these aren't things that i just hear and i go that's pretty cool it doesn't help me internally but i do remember it might somehow you might you know but like it was um and it wasn't even about us or social media but you can kind of bring it into that world but it was like just remember every yelp review was written by a person who would write a Yelp review. Right. Would you sign up and leave a paragraph explaining how your one dinner was? If you do that, you're a weird fucking person to begin with.

Oh, my God. You're so right. And you got some shit to work through. Oh, my God. Would you ever in a million years? If you write Yelp reviews, unfollow me. Yeah. For real.

For real. I don't want you as a fan. You're probably the ones complaining if you could tell me right now i would lose like 75 of my following but they are all yelp review haters and be like good give me the 25 i'll work with them haters make you money yeah yeah i mean that part is true too and i mean also what one i had a realization like probably in the middle of like all when it was really bad where I realized that I – my rule was kind of like I will read it. I think when people say I don't read it, they're like, I think you do. But when you start to change what you're doing, that's the problem.

And for a long time, I was – I wouldn't. And I never changed but it started – I was like it's probably subliminally on some level affecting me. And that is – I am doing my job worse because of this. Yes. Which means I won't make less money, which means I'll have less opportunities. And I was like I am actively harming my own life. And that was when I was able to start like the process of getting like weaning off of it almost like a fucking addiction like you know you can't go cold turkey

you're gonna wean off it and now I'm at the point where it's like I and I saw better results I just recently got off of Twitter for the most part it's like it's fine I'm doing better like it's good and it really is about just like you know you're going to make a worse product be a worse person

be a worse employee, worse model, worse podcast or whatever if you read all that shit. So fucking cut it out. Totally. I always – what you give energy to has power over you and it's like a constant reminder in my brain all the time. When you get old enough, like it's like telling your kids, like don't care what the kids at school think.

Of course they're going to because they're in whatever grade they're in right but when you're an adult you really can and you'll always care yep what people think but the people who can say like that is childish behavior i'm not going to engage in that anymore it's kind of freeing even something as silly as like i i got off of twitter and the main thing that I still use Twitter for was the Mets that's where I would like talk about the Mets games and shit do you know I'm throwing the first pitch tonight you're throwing the first pitch?

yeah sick it's a great press day are you excited? are you nervous? can you throw? all I think about is when Mariah Carey threw it and she threw it right into the ground

so it can't be worse than that. So here's a thought. Okay. What if everybody goes viral when their pitch sucks? What if you just like airmail it on purpose? I just saw Travis Kelsey's – did you see his? No. What did he do?

He like – I think he went to go throw it really hard and it like spiked into the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But everybody – I would have never watched it unless hard and it like spiked into the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But everybody. I would have never watched it unless I saw it. That's what I'm saying. I mean, 50 Cent's the best. 50 Cent had the first pitch that went like. Oh, I saw that.

Almost hit like third base somehow. Wait, so I actually just YouTubed the worst ones. What if you just throw it like as high and as far as you can to the backstop and then everyone will be like, did you see Camille? Her pitch sucked. She looked beautiful. And she's on the cover. You're like, oh, that shit. She looked beautiful. And she's on the cover. To the moon.

You'll go – Pop fly. If you throw a strike right down the middle, people will probably know. If you air mail it, people will know. But it's going to be somewhere in between and you're not going to get as much attention. I say spike it. I say – Oh, my gosh.

Spike it. I like how we just spent 40 minutes talking about not doing things for people. Do it for attention. Here's the way to get the most attention. Fail for attention. Fail on purpose. The bad headline. The bad headline.

Do you want to know how to get everyone talking? Do things poorly on purpose. And then someone's going to be like, she planned that. And I'll be like, yeah, I did. It really was like, it was a half hour. Be true to yourself. Fuck what people say. Be completely completely fake everyone but you wouldn't care like as a guy if you step up there you don't throw it well it's there's still something about being a man and it's emasculating

you couldn't throw it as a girl no one's gonna care and you'll get all the attention in the world why am i getting this vision in my mind not gonna do it just want to talk about it of doing like a hike and like my butts to the catcher a snap listen listen you do that i'm gonna be bending over at them i mean that will that will be a lot of attention for many reasons. But that would be – I'm like, am I wearing a skirt? No, I'm wearing pants. You set up as a pitcher and then at the last second put an audible and just hike it, snap it to the plate. Oh, my gosh. Wait, you know what you're wearing tonight?

Of course. See, I like to dress based on mood. I'm like Costanza. So you go – you got a full Thanksgiving dinner. I think it's a little different, John. I think I would have multiple outfits, but I'd be like, what are we feeling today? What are we feeling right now?

I knew right away I wanted to wear sneakers. Can't go out in the field and my heels pegging into the ground. So I've got a nice crisp white pair of Reeboks. We've got – honestly, my inspiration for it was – I don't know if Pamela Anderson threw the first pitch at a Dodgers game, but she's sitting in the grass with some old school Reeboks and she's got the jersey on. So I actually

asked if I could I asked Sev, who's the publicist with Sports Illustrated, so I was like are you able to coordinate a large jersey for me? Because she wore it kind of oversized and I want to wear it open and have a little bit of a wife beater underneath and I'm I'm not wearing like little shorts because uh

that's not my vibe so I was thinking like either game literally game time decision I'm gonna wear like a pair of Levi's or like a Mets blue there's the game there's the based on on mood I think you'll be all right in any of these choices all I know is I can See, there's the based on mood. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's all going to work out. Well, I have a whole launch mood for it. Yeah. I think you'll be all right in any of these choices. All I know is I can bend over in the pants. I mean.

If you want, make that a game time decision too. Maybe a snap. We'll see. I'm telling you, that's a great idea. That is, that's unique. Do you know how horrible those photos look? But hey. It's fun. By the. Those photos. But hey, by the way,

it will look horrible. Maybe, maybe not, you know, traditional, maybe not, uh, what you expected,

but they won't look horrible. That would be, that would be very cool though. Um, or maybe even you drop back like a quarterback, just make it like something. Oh yeah. You know,

you stand on the mountain and just do a little three stop, three step drop. I got options is it just you you're doing solo no it's uh Brooke Snader she's one of our covers

yeah yeah and Kristen Harper okay she's um Jared Goff's girl yeah she's uh

attracted to now she followed me one day and um because of like One Minute Man and I think yeah

whatever but I I didn't know I know that Goff think whatever. But I didn't know. I know that Goff is a fan, but I didn't know they were together. So I'm sure she found me through him or whatever it was. But just like one day I saw like in my activity that I was like, who is this? Why is she following me? She's awesome.

And then I put it all together. You guys could have brought a play. Have the QB to the tight end. There you go. Stop it. You. but it was you guys could play have the QB to the tight end there you go stop it you you gotta play tight end so you gotta

block you gotta block and then release we're all gonna be in the car in the way there there's X's and O's here we go guys

you the pitchers girls I'm telling you you will make history alright we're doing it that would be so good who would play who do you think could throw the best?

You got to play tight end. Well, I got to be tight end. You got to catch it. Be careful with the moneymaker. You got to wear a glove. Kristen will be... Imagine the catcher's just sitting there waiting for the ball, but we end up doing the full play.

Imagine you walk up, you go, I got this. Give me your helmet and your glove. This is on us, man. I got it. Brooks, hikes. got it. We're not going to need you. Brooks hikes. Harper catches. Throws. You catch it at the home plate.

And I spike it at home plate. You spike? The catcher's going to be like, what am I even doing here? And then you pull an Izzy Alcantara. You kick the catcher down. And then we all do a dance together. Now, as much as, first of all, I genuinely, really, really, genuinely think you should do this. I know that it's probably not going to happen because it's hard to coordinate.

If we don't, you're all lame. You're going to cut this out after. Then we'll just look like cowards. What if, instead of throwing it, you do a Gronk spike? I can't. I could try. But, like, the ball doesn't spike. It's a baseball.

So it's just going to, like, slam to the ground. First of all, plenty of girls or people in general have spiked it and it just kind of rolls if you do it on purpose people will get it and then it'll roll and because there's other people throwing it won't matter and then there'll be the video of you doing a gronk spike as your first it sounds like you guys just need some jerseys and be on the side and like like yeah you're our coach now that would be not a baseball game anymore it's the mets football yes man my wheels are spinning i would like if i if i was like in your manager i would like force you to do we just went from full-blown therapy to pour yourself out for you but this is actually a good for but that's like fun you know

what i mean like if you that's what i'm saying i don't look down on people who are if you're on tiktok every fucking minute of the day but you're dancing and you like to dance or you're lip syncing to uh shit you like and you have and you're enjoying it rock on exactly that is the moral of this podcast and you're too you continue to torture yourself, that's the problem. You know who one of the best examples is right now? Another cover star. Which? Miss Martha Stewart. I was just going to say Martha Stewart, but I didn't want to say Martha. And then you'd be like, actually, she does whatever she wants.

81. How incredible does she look too? 80. Bro, that's so crazy. I'd kind of forgotten about Martha Stewart until the pandemic when she was just making drinks that had like five drinks in it. She was like, yeah, I like to do my martinis. And I was like, that is a gallon of vodka. I like this lady. That's not a martini.

That's a bottle of vodka in a triangle cup. That's all that is. She – Think about if you were – if you went on the cover as like a 50-year-old, people would be like, wow. Like how brave and courageous and amazing. Add a whole other adult life onto that and that's where she's at. And it's like fucking fire in her in her video her cover reveal video she i i love watching i'm forever a fan of the brands like i grew up or not grew up i was i was a teenager but i would like every year this time of year well it used to be february because football was done there was no sports sports. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit came out. Everyone looked forward to that one time a year.

We still do. And when I used to go and watch the casting videos and the behind-the-scenes videos of making the shot and the interviews with women because it's women like Chrissy Teigen and Ashley Graham and Heidi Klum and all these women are moguls. That was the coolest part about S.I. to. And it is to this day because they were so much more than a beautiful woman posing woman posing in the magazine. And I honestly just lost my train of thought. No,

I mean, Martha is, is, is, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. She was a mogul first.

You know what I mean? I do that all the time. And I always have nightmares that I'm going to do it on an interview. And I just did it. But you just brought me back. We do it all the time. We do it all the time. So I still get excited.

Like, oh, my God, I'm going to go click the link, go to the website, go check all the covers, and then watch the videos. The video is my favorite part. And so I don't know much about Martha Stewart. And now i want to know everything because i'm like she's repping our brand she's our cover star like you know gangster dude in the video she just said this one line she said a lot of things but she said i am in this magazine like now at this time in my life and i want everyone every woman who looks at my photo to know that they could be on the cover too.

And I love that messaging because this, for as much as this will forever be an accolade that I carry on with me for the rest of my life to the day I die, I want everyone, women who think it's cool to feel like they're seen like they're heard like they're enough like they could be on magazine because i never thought that day would come maybe martha was like never was like yeah when i'm 81 i'm gonna be on the cover you just never know but when you just truly open yourself up to embracing all that you are and sharing that with the world regardless of the hate beautiful things come to your life, beautiful people, you attract like the best and most beautiful things. And, um, yeah, I mean, yeah, that's an unbelievable message. It's like, you know, maybe is it literally a magazine cover? Probably not for most people, but like whatever your version of that thing is.

Yeah. Well, that's why this was so important to me because it did so much for me internally as a woman growing up and growing into my body. And then, you know, add on during the time of social media. I mean, if I didn't post a video on Instagram, I couldn't have even been discovered by that time of my life.

Put yourself out there a little bit. You got to go through some shit. You got to take a little bit of hate, find the good. And the next thing you know, good things happen. Amen, girl. Yeah. Congratulations on all your success. I feel like every time you come in, it's like next thing you know, good things happen. Amen, girl.

Yeah. Congratulations on all your success. I feel like every time you come in, it's like more, you know, the same stuff over and over again. Well, before we used to talk about all the bikinis I wore and what was my favorite one and now we're just like, I'm back now. Let's talk. What's going on, boys? Catch me up.

It's always nice to get – like when you get past the formalities with people, you can only do that when they come in multiple times and then you don't have to spend the bullshit on like, so where did you get your start and how did you – Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like let's have a therapy session. But truly if you're watching this or I don't know when this is coming out actually. This will be next – or on – I don't know. Do you need to be out? Well, I want everybody to come to our party

this weekend. We can put it out on tomorrow, right? Thursday? I think so. Yeah. Okay. SITickets.com.

You can come party with us. There you go. You don't just have to hear our stories online. You can experience them. Chelsea 31, you better be there. Yeah.

Actually, I think she is. I'm dead serious. All right, Camille. Thank you so much. Great to see you. Love you, too. Fun fact? Oh, yeah, right.

You happen to have a fun fact for us. Oh, I just watched this, and I said my fun fact will never be as good as the guy who did Raining Cats and Dogs. That's a good one. That is a good one. But you'd be surprised. Sometimes things hit in a way that you don't even realize. And I know it's hard. It is a – not an easy task to come up with a spot.

Can you like quickly tell me one about you? I'm so hypocritical because I'm like – A fun fact? Yeah. Is it basic or like – Well, it's not a fun fact. It's not necessarily about you. It's just a fun fact you might know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't have to be about yourself. But the one I often use is – it's disgusting. But it is that pirates, when they ate, they used to blow out the candles below deck so they wouldn't see all the maggots on their food. That's just a fun fact. Oh, my God. What the heck? It's just a fun fact.

Is that why you guys have pirate water because you know all about pirates? No, but it is. John will eat like – I mean you always have – you're almost the opposite. You always have bright lights so you know there's not maggots, right? Exactly. John will eat. I mean, you always have – you're almost the opposite. You always have bright lights so you know there's not magnets, right? Exactly. I won't – there is – in Newport, Rhode Island, there's a restaurant called the White Horse Tavern, which is like a nationally acclaimed, incredible restaurant. My parents wanted to take me there when I graduated high school. I've to this day still never been because it's candlelit dinners.

You got to go see. I got to see. Might be a pirate eating magnets. I read it in a book when I was a kid and it's like, it's probably, it's probably fucked my life up the most out of anything.

Actually, I know a fun fact. Yeah? Don't know if this is gonna hit or, I've just, I'm like looking for clues all around here

and I'm looking at alcohol. I have never been blackout drunk in my life. Wow. Really? Never once have forgot the night? Never.

Have you browned out? Have you forgot like packet like like oh i didn't remember saying that no wow i'm like always your designated driver and i'm the one who you call when you forget what you did that night but do you drink at all you do drink but you're just like very occasionally yeah glasses yeah and it's just enough to get like a buzz a buzz smart better way to be. But I don't, when I am around really drunk people, I'm like, how?

Why, it's heavy on alcohol? It's 16 ounces and it's 10% alcohol. I literally think that looks like a beer, but it looks like it says water. A lot of people are like, is it water? No way. We partner with Four Loko, so it's like a Four Loko.

Are you serious? It's a new generation. They're alive? Yeah. They are alive and well. They are kicking. Oh, my gosh. So if that's your goal to maintain that fun fact, stay away from the pirate.

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