KFC Radio - The Workaholics Crew May Have Found a Loophole to Bring Back Their Cancelled Movie - Full Interview

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

We interview the Workaholics/This is Important podcast crew including Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck (Missing for shadowboxing reasons: Anders Holm) Timecodes: 0:00 Start 02:57 Feits witnessed a weird naked sauna man 14:45 Workaholics/This Is Important Interview Starts 23:30 Adam Devine weighed himself the other day 25:07 Throwing balls into the crowd at live shows 31:31 Milk Girls 38:30 Adam Devine is gonna star in The Whale 2 41:11 Award Season 44:29 Anders ducked this interview 57:46 Workaholics Movie 01:07:57 This Is Important on the road now 01:12:06 Video Voicemails ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Stacker2 Energy: Go to https://stacker2.com/barstool, make a purchase online, take a screenshot of your receipt, and tweet us the photo with the #BiteBack for a chance to win Body Armor: Available in stores nationwide but you can head on over to the BODYARMOR Store on Amazon at https://barstool.link/BODYARMOR & get yours today! Hello Fresh: Go to https://HelloFresh.com/kfcfree and use code kfcfree for FREE breakfast for life! Marine Layer: For a limited time get 15% off at https://marinelayer.com/KFC. Solo Stove: Run, don’t walk, to https://solostove.com to pick up the limited-edition Snoop Stove and join Snoop in going smokeless for good.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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post it on social media, use hashtag bite back to enter to win. It's another edition of KFC radio and the Barstool sports network. We got a very special guest in the building. Very rarely when we know we have the right guys in the mix, will we just go ahead and do an episode with them, rather than tacking on an interview on the end? And the guys we had through today are those dudes.

We had the workaholics come through. Ders is afraid of us. That son of a bitch is a coward. And if I ever see him in the streets, it's on sight. But Adam Devine and Blake Anderson came through, along with Kyle Nowacek, and uh you know if i ever see him in the streets it's on site but adam divine and blake anderson came through along with kyle newichek who is the fourth member of the workaholics podcast this is important so um just yet again another bunch of hollywood dudes trying to come into our lane work in our corner but uh just you know those guys are as down to earth and as cool as it is so

we're just going to dive right into it with those guys. But first, before we do that, Johnny Slippers over here has got something for us. I just had this one little thing. I just want to see if everyone thinks it's as weird. I think everyone's going to think it's as weird as I do. I went to the gym yesterday. I don't sweat much. Everyone knows that.

So sometimes after a workout, in order to sweat, I just go sit in the sauna for a little bit Like just so I leave with a bit of a sweat Why? Because you want this Just like I think I just like sitting in the sauna It's a nice place to kind of

Come down a little bit But you're mad if you don't sweat? I'm not mad But it also just feels nice It's more to like Do like the sauna aspect And then I'm also like I also don't mind leaving with a bit of sweat

Okay So I usually sit in there like 10-15 minutes occasionally it's not it's not that's not a must do every time so like can i ask you a question yeah sauna or is it steam sauna that means the rocks and the wood and everything wood yes yeah yeah i actually have accidentally gone into a steam room before not um not here i did it at a hotel i was staying at in amsterdam and uh i would like i take my clothes i wear my clothes because it's just like i just go out for a workout and just go sit in there for a second stretch a little bit like 10 minutes yeah yeah and i was at the hotel i was staying in amsterdam with my family and there were two rooms and i just went i just picked one that's

in different language i didn't know and. And I got up to my room. I was standing in the room with my brother. And I got up there afterwards. And he's like, what the fuck? Are you soaking wet? What happened to you? It's like being in the rainforest. I was like, I was in the sauna.

He's like, dude, you were not in the sauna. You're dripping wet. It's like you were just in a monsoon. And I was just sitting in a steam room thinking I was in the sauna. A sauna has a very distinct smell and vibe to it. It's almost like you can feel the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds weird.

Like the clip-clop on the wood I think you're sealed in sounds funny. And then if you pour it. I never fuck with it, but you're supposed to pour water on those rocks and then it steams up a little bit. This sauna at the gym I go to isn't that fancy. It's cranky. It's just like heat coming in. And then, yeah, the steam room is just like you're basically hanging out in the shower while it's on. Right.

Right. It's like soaking wet. But I feel like if you really want to get like sweaty and sweated out, it's the steam room. I think the sauna. I think I could be. I honestly don't know. Anyway, sorry to interrupt again. But the – so I walk into the sauna.

And it's not a very full sauna. It's not usually a ton of people. Occasionally there's a guy or two in there. Usually people toweled up. I go in fully clothed. That's a little funny. Full socks, shoes, pants. 100% everything.

Because I just walk. I live right by the gym. So I don't bring a gym bag. I go home after work and I just fucking put on my gym clothes and I go to the gym. So I don't bring a gym bag. I go home after work and I just fucking put on my gym clothes and I go to the gym. I live a block and a half away. Much other stuff. But yesterday I went to walk in. And I walked in.

There's a glass door so you can see what's in front. And there's no one there. So I was like, nice. I like being alone. And so I'm like, fuck yeah, I just get to chill. And I open it. And I look to my left. And there's some dude who was laid out on the top bench and he was laid out like this and he had a sweatshirt on or a shirt on of some kind and then he just had his pants pulled all

the way down to his ankles so he was was just laying like this. Huge bush. And had his shirt rolled up a little bit like that. Dick out? Pants at his ankles. Yeah, dick out. Soft dick just flopping on his side? Soft dick just laying there. And he's just laying like this.

Only his dick. Almost like, oh, my undercarriage needs some air. He pulled it. I don't know why it was just his dick. It was all his legs. It actually would have been less weird if it was down to, like, the middle of his quads. But his pants were all the way down at his ankles. Shoes on, shirt on, pants all the way at his ankles.

Like, prime, prime. I'm about to beat off position. Soft dick, though? Soft dick, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what's crazy him telling this story and posing it do you guys think this is weird uh yeah i think it's fucking weird well because like people in this is quite comfy i might stay like i was actually you um as you did this i was like i think i have a new way i'm gonna do the

podcast yeah yeah this is do you think we could both lay down on the show? This might be something new. That's probably bad for energy levels and shit. God damn, would it just be good for life? This could be a problem. Oh, this is a bad idea. Just pull that bad boy down. Tighten this up. We're going to start saying some real deep, dark shit. Now let me just take my pants off and put my bush out.

But it was like... This is the show. Honestly, this should have been the hook the whole time. Therapy with John and put my bush out. But it was like. Oh, yeah, this is the show. Honestly, this should have been the hook the whole time. Therapy with John and Kevin. Better help. And we could just be like, doc, one time I got molested by my babysitter. But, yeah.

I'm a little self-conscious just laying like this with my pants off. Like, wait a minute. I don't want you guys seeing that. It's almost like Rudy's sauna story where there's only one thing. Because I'm fine. I'm obviously a locker room guy. I don't care about your dick being out and shit like that. But if you're just naked in there sitting, that's fine. I've seen plenty of guys just chilling there naked.

Usually they have a towel around their neck or something like that. Sometimes it's around their waist. But I've seen enough dick in there that that didn't deter me. It's the pants. It was the whole situation to where I walked in, looked, and just went Jesus Christ. And walked out. It's like the only thing you can say when you see

some dude doing some weird masturbatory shit in a sauna. It's like, Jesus Christ. It's the equivalent of a grown man putting his pants around his ankles to pee at the urinal. Your pants should never really just be around your ankles. And the thing was, too, he like almost like i caught him in the act or something well maybe he was about to fucking jerk off like he kind of did like one of these like oh shit

and i was like bro what did you think was like this you're not at home people could walk in why would this be a surprise why would this like give you a jump scare that a human being just walked into a public room in a public bathroom. It's very bizarre to me. I'm just thinking about taking my pants off right now. But he did have – I haven't seen a bush like that. And a regularly aged guy too. Hispanic if that matters to you.

Didn't matter to me definitely. You've been preaching the bush for a long time. What are you talking about? Dude, I'm talking like bush and porn is fine. I haven't been in the same room as a bush in a minute. Oh, I thought you were bushed up. Me? Yeah.

I don't really shave my pubes that often, but I also don't grow hair. True. Okay, that's different. If I showed you my pubes right now, you'd be like, you shaved last week. And I don't know what the last time I shaved was. One of these days you'll hit puberty. Oh, man. This is a problem.

I'm just – this is a delight to be honest. I go to the gym and I'm like having my – because I play basketball. We didn't shower after games. Everyone was like – that was weird. I'm having like my first like locker room experience I guess. And it's underwhelming I guess. Maybe everybody is just like pussies now but it's like there was a time i think like it was almost cliche but the cliches were happening in real life like i legitimately saw an old man put his feet a foot up on a on a sink and blow dry his balls. Oh, God.

And that feels like something that's like a trope. Like your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving, and it's like that doesn't really happen. And it's like the old man with his long balls at the gym. But there was a period of time. Maybe those people are dead. Yeah. Maybe that's like because I was like in high school, I feel like, when that was happening, when I was still going to the gym.

So, like, maybe those people died out, and we are finally getting the old generation are people who are a little more modest. I don't know if it's as much anymore, but there was for sure a time where it was like, dick in the gym is a real thing. But they're right. It's always important to be clear about that. Blow drying your balls

is the best. Yeah, it's a pretty good feeling. It's amazing. I'll air condition my balls. I was going to say, that is the best part, the air conditioning. Because especially if you are coming off of a workout and you're hot and sweaty, it's like trapping it all in there. I want to air dry, powder dry, and go back out to there, get back out on the field. Yeah, that's necessary.

Without that, you're walking around all day like you're fucking – Just smushed up. Just like a two-liter Coke science project going on in your underpants. Yeah, what was it called? Ecosystem. Ecosystem, yeah. Yeah, I cut a Pepsi bottle in half and fucking now my dick's in there. I got a tadpole going down there.

That thing might turn into a frog by the afternoon. By the way, speaking of all this, Keegan has discovered the word balls. It's very funny. He knew the word nuts recently. Like over the summer, we were playing baseball, and I threw a ball to him, and it went off his glove and hit him in the crotch, and he went, oh, right in the nuts. And I fucking died laughing.

And the other day, I was helping him get dressed, and he was wearing sweatpants, and it was taking too long. I'm like going fast. So I put his pants on. I yanked them up and he just went, oh, you crushed my balls. And I just started dying laughing. I was like, do not talk like that in front of girls. No, let them know you got a fat set on you.

So he said something later, touche, within earshot of his mother and i was like no dude no nuts and balls for the boys like balls and then when the thing is when you laugh for real when you can tell us when they can tell it's not a parent laugh when it's like that oh i made him laugh for real all he wants to say is nuts and balls nuts and balls nuts and balls uh speaking of nuts and balls let's get into it with the boys uh workaholics this is important kfc radio crossover let's do it uh you know what today was body armor delivery day oh we've got like six pallets of body armor bottles of water baby like as far as the eye see, it'll probably last us about 10 days, but those 10 days are going to be gloriously hydrated

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How you doing, brother? Bring it in. Bring it in. What's up? How are you? Good to see you. What's up? Thanks for having us. What it in, bring it in. What's up? How are you? How are you? Good, man. Good to see you. Good to see you. How is it going? How is it going?

Thanks for having us. Good to meet you, too. What is up, dude? Kevin. Hey, Kevin. How are you? Good day. Squeeze you on the couch there.

OK. It's a little tight. Sorry. All right, cool. Beep. Wait, you get the center? You don't mind holding your mic? I love that.

I'm going to open this up. I was debating if you wanted to switch with me, but. Come here. Feel that weight. Why don't you guys just sit on each other wanted to switch with me. Come here. Feel that weight. Why don't you guys just sit on each other's laps? Come on. Come on. Just give him a little kiss.

Give him a little kiss. That's that good, good. My God. You guys have a lot of beverages in front of you. What has happened to this microphone? This thing has seen some better days, boys. Well, that's his usual microphone. That's my ass microphone.

That's the fart mic. You got a fart mic going? Let me hit that. You did set an alarm. What is that for? Birth control? Time to wake up an hour after we're supposed to be here. My bad. The reason we are late is Blake did not set an alarm this morning. I did, evidently, for 1045.

Is that for wake up on regular days or something? I think that's like an emergency pull cord. Yeah. That's every day. If you're not up by now, you're dead. There's problems. Bro, I got alarms. You're dead.

Are you one of those? Like, I have just, I have every time. Every minute of the day. Just from up to 920. I have a 1043 PM alarm. Dude, I've seen this. I've seen this. What is the deal?

You have all those alarms going on? I just got, oh, just in case I need a nap, in case I need something, I just pop in here. How many do you have? I have three AM to 11 PM. I have, like, two. Two? And I would like, I prefer it to be I need something I just pop in here I am starting at 3am to 11pm I have like two two? and I would like I prefer it to be one

then you just change it every time but you so you're a guy who's like you're good at following directions or something like that oh my god

no this is what I'm talking about this is nuts yeah I'm like that because it's like alright like I understand if it's just like you wake up that's when you wake up

right? yeah but I don't know I've got like I'll set an alarm at like 5 p.m. to remind me that I got to like pay the rent or whatever the fuck I got to do. That's true. That is oddly.

I'm like, what's 5.50? Yeah, that's crazy. 5.50 p.m.? I don't know, man. That's like oddly like zen to me. That's like nirvana. I feel your life is not that. Yeah, and you know what song it is?

I wake up to Don't Worry, Be Happy. Oh. What? What's up? Yeah, he's in recovery. You know what? He has a pocket full of chips. Yeah, yeah.

Ten years, ten years. So, you know, I have to put it somewhere else. You hear him walking down the hall just jangling. My alarm is, I don't even know if I can make the sound. Mine one is like the, ah, ah, ah. If I have Don't Worry, Be Happy, I'll end up staying asleep and having a dream about Bob Marley and fucking chilling. I need it to be like, get up, your life sucks. Fuck you. I was reading a thing recently about how you're not supposed to.

I'm sure this isn't news. Use your phone first thing in the morning because it disrupts the wake-up process and all that stuff. Yeah, dude. But people say all kinds of dumb shit about waking up. If you don't stare into the sun directly upon 15 minutes of waking up, your circadian rhythm is fucked. They got us out there letting our buttholes get sunlight. Sun the buttholes. You don't have to spread your cheeks and let your butthole.

That's the real one. Don't look at the phone. Let your butthole look at the sun. For sure, that's just some scientist punking the world, being like, actually, you do have to show your butthole to the sun every morning those podcasters got together like all the guys who tell you to ice bath and do all these things and they were like let's see how far we could take yeah for sure let's see if we can convince the general public to show their asshole to the sun at 550 play don't worry be happy and spread your butt

i was just one horny guy who just has a neighbor who's like kind of a hippie chick actually uh i heard something pretty interesting it all spread from there yeah if you do it in your backyard uh i can see and also the sun i'll help you did you ever hear the one the peloton ceo it's one of my favorites it's like they you know they always have like those like tips from billionaires and how to be healthy or successful and all that shit and the peloton ceo who i don't know if he's considered a success anymore um the uh he said he takes 40 fistfuls of water every morning 40 fistfuls he's like that's my key is? He's like, that's my key. I'm like, there's no way that's your fucking key, dude.

He's like, I drink water. I take fistfuls of water at my bathroom sink until I feel like I puke, and that's how I start my day. First of all, I wipe my ass with my right hand. No TP. Then 40 fistfuls of water. I like the picture of the people who read that and are like oh that's the key and then that's it that's the one for three years now yeah a lot of people that we listen to now dude but then also imagine the funny old guy who's like gonna be when we're old

and he's like 100 years old and you're like what have you done he's like i showed my asshole every morning to the sun i put my feet in grass as soon as I woke up and 40 fistfuls of water. That's it. We're all like, fuck. Should have done it. Here I am eating sensibly and exercising like an asshole. And I did better health every day. I don't even want that though.

There was another dude who was like, I take 140 pills a day or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or he said he was going to live to 140 because he takes like 30 pills a day. What kind of pills? Like vitamins and stuff? Yeah. No, it's got to be like vitamins and supplements. Yeah, it's all these weird things.

And he's like, I sleep every night in a cryogenic chamber sort of thing. It's like, I don't know, man. First of all, that all sounds like a fucking hassle. Yeah, that sounds... Second of all, I don't think I want to live to 140. I think I'm trying to cash out at like 74. No, he also... I want to make it to mid-80s.

But also, I would sleep in a cryogenically frozen chamber because I like to sleep cold. Oh, yeah, okay. But how comfy are they making these chambers? Don't make the chamber uncomfortable. How cold are we talking, bud? Cry to sleep cold. Oh, yeah, okay. But how comfy are they making these chambers? Don't make the chamber uncomfortable. How cold are we talking, bud? Cryogenically cold. You like to sleep cryo at night?

How cold are we talking? I go with a 66, 67. Oh, my God. That is cold, dude. Dude, I've been right around now when the weather, like sometimes it's warm enough, you don't need the heat on, whatever. I'll go to bed, no heat on. I'll wake up, the other day it was 59. I mean, I woke up like.

Bro, that's cold. Yes! Cold sleep for life. This is barstool. We had a war. We have a war going on, obviously, with the women. We let the women in. They like to be crazy.

What were we thinking of that? Why do chicks like to be warmed in? For real, though. It's like, get over it. I don't know. It actually is one of the more, like, we have Jackie, who I don't think she's back there right now. She made a big deal about not coming in today. She was like, I'm not walking in the room with those guys.

But she's always like, it's freezing in here. And it's just like, I'm not walking in the room with those guys. But she's always like, it's freezing in here. I'm not trying to be an asshole about this. I'm not cold. I don't feel it at all. It's weird how... Is she wearing a halter top and you're wearing this cable knit sweater? All these girls are in

regular clothes, but then I see them in a blanket with a space heater and gloves on. I'm like, I'm sweating. It's just crazy how different that can be. How come you make all the girl employees dress like they're Hooter girls? It's not cold in here. Put your orange shorts on now. Nikki Glaser came in once and said that she said it jokingly on a podcast,

but I don't think it was taken that way, where she was like, it's just a little weird how you guys have the scales in the women's bathroom and you make us wear ourselves before we walk out. You're like, they have fucking scales in the women's bathroom at Bardsville? There actually is one in the men's room, I know. So maybe there actually was one. Dude, that was so weird.

She said that on our podcast our podcast with dave portnoy and he he was like well we got to cut that and i was like well now it starts to feel like it's real yeah it was a joke we can leave it well now we got to take the scales out we're outed yeah we got caught dude also like getting fat is fun i'm currently doing it you know i'm trying to get fat right now are you yeah this is a real plumping uh time period for me so you need the scale just to like check it's fun to check in and go like look at me go yeah are you talking getting a high score like for life or just like this time of year just like up and down just like so you're just like on a one way track yeah i'm kind of like what what does – I've never broken 200. And last time I saw you guys, I think I was like a buck 80, buck 85.

I'm at 205 right now. Hello. Hello. You were looking good last time. Do you see? You were in the all-white sling. Yeah, I was all leaned up. Now I'm a fat piece of shit.

I don't think it's fat, though. Thank you. Are you putting on muscle or is it fat? Some of it's muscle. Are you working out? Yeah. It's a little mix. Because you don't – it's a power though. Thank you. Are you putting on muscle or is it fat? Some of it's muscle. Are you working out? Yeah. It's a little mix. Because you don't.

It's a power mix. It's a mix, yeah. No, I don't think so either. You're wearing it well. Look at the gullet. I don't want to grab my neck. Do I look fat? Look at the gullet.

Look at the gullet. Go. Look at it. It's got a mind of its own. I love that shit. Is this from being on? I know you've been on the road. The road a lot.

Yeah. The road adds pounds. The road will add some more things. Are you guys going like, are you been on the road. The road a lot. The road adds pounds. Are you guys going straight on the road or do you just go weekends? Weekends. We're on a live podcast tour. Yes. This is important on our podcast.

We're on this big ass tour. We're doing like 30 cities. We just go in and out weekends. You've been doing it for a little while, weekends. You guys have been on the road. You've been doing it for a little while, right? Yeah, it's been like three months almost. Am I jowls?

Well, I say this to absolutely everybody in your position, so I have to say it again. Okay, I'm listening. It's fuck you and fuck you and fuck you. Wait, what the fuck? What's that about, bro? I know you say it to everybody, but that hurts. I say it to everybody who is super handsome

and successful and then starts a podcast. You motherfuckers don't need a podcast. You know who needs a podcast? These guys. The guys who don't have wildly famous sitcoms

and great fucking huge Hollywood careers. I couldn't agree more. Yeah! It's such a fucking bullshit. famous sitcoms and great fucking huge Hollywood careers. I couldn't agree more. It's such a fucking bullshit. This was our lane. We started in 2012 and it was like, oh wow, you can be literally devoid of talent and

not have a team and not have an agent and not have anything and have a career and then like you and we saw that and we were like, well what happens if you have a little bit of talent bullshit you guys are Walmart take out the mom and pop shops over here you and

Sonny and Bateman's gang it's like get out of here guys who's going to listen to us over you why would you why would anyone listen to this instead of that we are better you're. We are better. We are better. You're right.

We are better. You got better stories. It's just bullshit. We are saying the – have you ever seen the movie Youngblood? I don't know. Rob Love, like 80s. Why did I think it was like a cowboy movie with Emilio Estevez? Young Guns.

That's a fire movie. This is low, Swayze,ze keanu reeves it's a great one oh my god yeah it's a great movie and there's a scene where they're at a bar and swayze raises a toast to the team and he's like to hockey the last sport left for the middle-sized white guy yeah and like that's kind of what podcasting was it was like, to hockey, the last sport left for the middle-sized white guy. And that's kind of what podcasting was. It was like the last profession for the not very talented white guy. And then now you guys are coming in and fucking bringing this out. Like you said, there's only so many better health bands. We're the hockey of entertainment.

There's only so many better health promo coaches. It's really great live, though. It's really great live. You've got to come check it out. It's super great live. it's really great live you gotta come check it out it's super great live you gotta go live did you I mean we we do live podcasts too

that's cool tight tight and in the beginning I was very like because we're playing a lot of like the same clubs and theaters that like some like

major comedians will and stuff oh it is crazy it's like Louis C.K. was here last week. I'm like, we shouldn't even be touching this stage. Well, it's always weird when it's like you go to a theater and they're like, they do the ballet here. Or it's like an orchestra is performing.

Everything's ordinate and beautiful. And meanwhile, we're just like chugging buzzwords. Oh, yeah. They're like, this was built in 1921 for the symphony we're like oh we're gonna fart this microphone here unofficial face of buzzball which by the way he like doesn't get paid it's a shitty operation we have going we know that yeah that's where i like to live right in that lane baby so we're like throwing buzz balls out in the audience and and it's fucking dangerous. Wait, what are buzz balls?

Buzz balls? Oh, you're not a trash person. You don't sleep in your car? Yeah. Now, I'll throw the challenge flag on that. We are trash people. Okay. But I have not maybe unlocked this world of buzz balls, so do proceed.

Go down to the shittiest bodega in the neighborhood. The one that you're like, you kind of stay away from because there's people for sure selling crack. Go in the back, dust off the neon little balls. Right next to the club brass monkeys. It's like a malt liquor and a little. It's actually wine. It's orange wine.

What? Yeah. It's called. What is it like? No, no. It's actually called Buzz It's orange wine. What? Yeah. It's called Buzz Ball. Is that a street name? No, no. It's actually called Buzz Ball. I'm sorry.

I'm doing your job. No, no. This is not my job. I don't get paid. It's my hobby. Yeah. We prefer to drink. This is 10% alcohol by volume.

Because I was going to grab it. It's $2 a can. So it's $2 a can. Holy moly. 16 ounces, 10%. I'm telling you, it's 10%. Then there's some magic pixie dust in there. You have one of these.

These are dust. I'm always like, I'm feeling something. What's the pixie dust? We got margarita. I need the margarita to taste like margarita. What's the pixie dust, man? I thought it was water,

and it said margarita. I'm like, margarita-flavored water. So that's for the dad who's like, if I ever want to get off island time, he's like, yeah, I have kids, but I wish I was in Key West. I would be all about that. You could have, but... You could have because I'm putting this thing down immediately.

So these balls, dude, so we're these little buzz balls. We throw them out in the audience. But it's a can? No, it's a plastic ball. They're like little plastic balls. It has the aluminum top on it. And there's an aluminum top. And so we're chucking them into the audience.

And now the new game is for us to get them into the top deck. And people have almost fallen to their deaths from the buzz balls. We've looked out and just people have like just right in their face like, ah! Last night was hectic because that's the espresso martini and they're like, they're dark. So you throw them into the abyss and you're just like, oh, sorry. It's a God's hands down. What's so funny is just seeing grown men who you're like every – you would think most guys can at least catch a ball. Like that's –

Yeah. You would think. You would think. Dude, I learned – It's incredible because they ask for it. They're like, right here, right here. And then they're like, ah. I don't know what that is.

When I first went to college when i was like trying to play like catch with roommates and stuff that was the first time where i realized it's like so you guys you can't even do the basic stuff yeah how did that thing i don't know how that bypasses people yeah anything that well then it's always we're talking about people without dad yeah that's right yeah then you then you hear like a sad backstory of why they can't play catch. Do you have an uncle or something like that? We had a... His dad died in a baseball accident. I told myself I'd never play the catch.

Foul ball straight to the head. Foul ball. Right on top of the head. We had a group of girls call our show last... I guess a couple years now, and they were talking about how much milk they can drink. And they were asking if it's like, I think the question was like, is it a put off?

Is it, you know, as a guy, do you not like it? I think they drank like a gallon of milk like every two days or something. Wait, it was girls? It was a house of four girls, and they were like, we buy milk on Monday, like gallons, and it's gone on Wednesday. Like, is that like, are we, you know, hot or not? And we were like, holy fucking shit. Are we hot?

These bitches drink milk. So then they came to one of our live shows, and we had. We're the milk girls. Yes, literally. And they were all like very pretty, and it was like, what is going on? And we played Flip Cup with Milk on the stage of, I think, like the Wilbur or something. One of these famous, just milk all over the floor.

And I'm sure the people who owned it are like, what is going on with these goddamn assholes, these fucking hacks? Yeah, they're in the back going, I wish they just drank. Everyone's ordering milk from the bar. The milk girls are fucking incredible. That's a lot of milk. That's a lot of milk. I put down milk, man. I do cereal. I do chocolate milk. The milk girls That's a lot of milk That's a lot of milk Yeah It was And like

I put down I put down milk man I do cereal I do chocolate milk I drink straight milk Get them Spaghetti Get them

Spaghetti meatballs With Just put your dick On the table bro Put the milk On my dick But Even I was like

Girls So we're talking Whole milk Or two percent I think it was Damn I was like You better start drinking Like're talking whole milk or 2%? I think it was. Damn. You guys just started drinking like buttermilk and just fucking. Just melted butter.

Did they have some thick freakiness to them? Yeah. I'm sure they had some freak to them. They were all pretty hot. Yeah. That's cool. They must have been stacked. I was like, that's right.

That to me does make them hotter. Milk goes right to all the right places. Maybe that's what I should do. Just start chugging milk. Adam, be very careful with that. Why? We have a close friend and producer who's been with us forever now. He's still alive.

He's a very tall and skinny guy. Okay. And now he's short and fat. He's straight. And and skinny guy. Okay. And now he's short and fat. Yeah, he's straight. And he wanted to bulk up. And he had, it was like the summer of Hank. He's a road to 200. Road to 200.

He's trying to hit 200 pounds. But he was probably 175. 160. 160. I mean, he had to put on like 20, 30, 40 pounds. And his idea was, I'm just going to drink gallons of milk. Okay. And was he doing anything else?

Was he also... He was exercising a little bit. I think that was more... Like a protein shake and pretending. He was like a weightlifter where he would carry around the gallon of water. He had a gallon of milk. Oh, that is fucking wild. He just ended up

with what we affectionately call his cum belly. It just looked like a belly full of cum. Specifically cum. of cum. It was the most, nothing else anywhere. It just filled up. Specifically cum. Specifically cum. Kyle, you know how when you got a bunch of cum in your belly, they don't want to cum that.

Everybody knows what a cum belly is, Kyle. This one feels like milk. That one feels like cum. Come on, what are you talking about? We all know what we're talking about here. Just checking. Testing you. We finally got through to him and we said, bro, go get some tattoos.

Put on some skinny jeans and a vest and you'll be like a cool guy. That's your body type. Not like a 200 meathead. He was 298 pounds in his stomach. It was cum weight. I was like, I didn't realize how quickly I could gain weight. I gained like 20 pounds like that.

It happens fast, dude. It happened to me in the pandemic when I was in quarantine in Toronto. I gained like 40 pounds in two weeks. Two weeks? It was like 20 pounds in two weeks. I was eating just pure macarons. Macararons a little fucking sugar macaroons a little sugar hamburger

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or in movies. They're like, he's too big for the frame. You know what you gotta do right now is you gotta go get a role as a fat guy. You'd get like a fucking Oscar. Instead of the whale, I'm like the grouper. I'm like a smaller fish. Bro, did you see the whale?

I watched it on the airplane. I saw the whale I watched it on the airplane I watched it on the airplane I did too I watched it on the airplane too bro that is a funny airplane movie all three of us watched it on the airplane

yeah that is you turned it off I had to turn it off because the chewing having a headphone with that but the opening

I started that movie it made me fucking hungry bro dude this guy's doing it it did make you go like I wouldn't mind having a giant pizza right here

yeah actually I was hanging out with the whale when he was like snacking the pizza I'm like we've all done that yeah

your metabolism stinks bro we could do this for years but the opening scene of that movie yeah I watched it on a plane so I was

I felt very weird because I was the opening scene of that movie is one of the funniest of all time what does remind me what that is oh yeah he like dies jerking off dude he's he fucking i'm so happy you guys don't remember spoiler alert he fucking so it cuts in and he's just it's just like a head behind a couch and you can hear him like breathing heavy and that sounds like he's pounding off. Oh, that's right. And then as it gets closer, you realize he's watching gay porn.

Yes. And then there's a knock at the door. And he starts having a heart attack. You were the middle seat of your aisle. Yes. Like, what the fuck is this guy watching? And then he starts reading Moby Dick book report on Moby Dick because that calm us down. So then the fucking

door flings open because he tells him to come in because he thinks it's his nurse and it's like a Jehovah's Witness or something. So this fucking guy is sitting there watching gay porn, pounding off having a heart attack and he hands a book report of Moby Dick to the Jehovah's Witness going, read this! Readoby Dick to the Jehovah's Witness going,

read this, read this. And the Jehovah's Witness is like, what the fuck is going on? And that is how they sold it in the room. Yeah. No,

but that was one of those, I remember that exact scene and he's so fat, obviously, he's eating the chicken and it's like, he looked like Fat Bastard from,

he did, but almost like comical, you know, and I was like, but it was getting all this acclaim and I was like, this is one of these dumb things that we laugh at. Not like the Academy.

You know what I mean? The fat guy jerking off with chicken is now... See, that gave me hope. I was like, our careers, we might actually win an award someday. There you go. You want some more table for your foot there? I would. You see it fully extended out? Yeah, with all these computers. Is that for your foot there? I would. I saw. You see it fully extended out?

Yeah, with all these computers. What's up, dude? Is that if your legs hurt? A hundred computers down there. Often? Yeah, kind of. That's just a thing you got to, for life. You just said maybe you'll win some awards.

Is that something you guys ever think about? Awards season? Yeah. Every day. All I think about is awards. Are you a D-line? That's it. I want to get an EGOT, baby.

Give me my EGOT. Give me my EGOT. The best part of your lives and careers. Is awards. Money, awards, fame. If you can only keep one. Awards. Awards.

Now you're liars. Now you're liars. All day. Give me my fucking critics choice. I don't want any of the big ones. I just want to collect more golden popcorn. I want the mantlers from Guy's Choice Awards. The mantlers.

You got them. You had those. He said more. Didn't he say more? I want a bunch. Did you actually win them? Oh, yeah. We got Guy's Choice Awards. I got three golden popcorns.

Sorry, Ben Kingsley. Sorry, Ben Kingsley. Sorry, Dame Judi Dench. I got the popcorn. But do you have a Teen Choice Awards, Meryl? Have you ever been slimed during your acceptance speech? I don't think so. Sidney Poitier, I don't think so.

I don't think so. Not happening. You're not getting that. I mean, if, though, if in some, you know, like if you were to win one, it would be awesome, right? It would be, yeah. Of course. I'll fuck that. I don't want it.

That's my point. It would be awesome, right? It would be, yeah. Of course. Nah, fuck that. I don't want it. What do I get? Well, that's my point. A lot of people make fun of the Met Gala. And then I'm like, but if you got invited, you would put a fucking pigeon on your head and walk right in there, too, and be like, this is fucking awesome. I'm at the Met Gala. Dude, I actively, I've been like, for red carpets, because I have like a stylist who put me in that white outfit.

Yeah. You guys remember that? Oh, I don't know if you remember. Yeah, bro. We remember. Mercedes put me in an all white fucking outfit. I was doing red hair. And I looked.

Diddy. Yeah. I was about to say that, but it's not good right now. But it looked like Diddy at a party. And I was like, why can't I go to red carpets dressed as a hamburger? Or like this crazy. Say what? And she was like uh you would no

one would give that to you you would have to buy these outfits and i'm like okay let's buy these outfits they're all those dumb outfits they're all like 50 grand oh yeah because they're like dressed like a true fucking asshole for a joke and i'm like i'm not willing to like tell my kid they can't have daycare. Because daddy wanted to dress like a hamburger. I dressed as a hamburger for a red carpet that no one will remember. I don't know, bro. You do that, I'll probably remember it. I can't promise you anything else, but I will probably remember it.

Who is he? What was that movie he did? What was the movie about? I can't remember, but it was a hamburger. It was the sequel about? I can't remember. It was a hamburger. A hamburger. It was the sequel to The Whale. Yeah, instead of two pizzas outside, it's just a bag of hamburgers. Burger time. By the way, how come your boy Ders ducked us?

He made a big point about it. He hates us. I know that game. Last time we saw him, it was it was like yo next time I see you we will fight bare knuckle boxing he's outside shadow boxing getting ready for it

you guys look like you could be Durza's other brothers that's so true maybe we should start a podcast with him I think that that sounds like a very nice compliment. Yeah. It also feels like it's just a bunch of white guys. Yeah, well, he's the handsome brother.

He's the handsome and talented one. Dude, we interviewed Chris Hemsworth a while ago. Lucky. And we took a picture. And people went, you two look like his brothers, but with special needs. It's like, all right, dude, thanks. All right. Oh, you get that, too. Yeah. Every day. get that too yeah every day i've told you guys this before constantly it'll be like there was some down

syndrome kid who like did like sassy dancing that was on the internet a few weeks ago where it's him and he kills it it's just him like oh i know exactly what you're talking about and he like crushes it and maybe maybe i got it and this is not a joke 100 times in my dms of people being like is this you this is you right cool cool uh dance bro saw you doing this and i'm like i'm an adult man you gotta respond and i got respond. Yes, it is. You've got to do a dance. Adam wants to be on TikTok so bad. You should do a duet with that guy.

Absolutely. That would go viral as fuck. A duet is TikTok, right? Totally. That's the thing. If you do it, it's a lose-lose. People are going to be like, he's making fun of the Down syndrome guy or or you're like oh he's befriending the down

syndrome guy and i don't like him because i make fun of down syndrome people yeah so the really the assholes are both gonna hate you yeah you're fucked i like that you really thought about this. Well, because I'm like, that would make a fun viral video. That would make a fun video. I'll stick to the hamburger on the red carpet idea.

That's safe. My $50,000 hamburger idea is going to start making more sense. Yeah, you know what? Give me the $100,000 quesadilla cost. Dude. Bro, pull it off the dome. Listen, if you guys, the next time there's a red carpet event,

if the four of you roll out like a combo platter. Oh, yeah. Your mozzarella sticks, your fucking hamburgers. A quesadilla costume would be epic. You just have to dress like all orange and wrap yourself in a tan blanket. It would be so tight. But then you also might not know what the fuck you are. You're like, you just wear an orange with a tan blanket.

All the questions on the carpet. What are you, an idiot? What are you? I'm a quesadilla. What are you wearing? There are like those red carpets when like, I still remember Matt Stone and Trey Parker at the VMAs. Yeah.

They were in dresses and took acid. That was dope. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can't do it sober. That's for sure. I think you had considered an investment. Okay. We't do it sober. That's for sure. I think you've got to consider it an investment. Okay.

We'll put this out, this clip on the internet. We'll get it going. Yeah. And then you follow through on the promise, and then it's like a whole TikTok thing. Well, see, I don't know the next red carpet. I hope it's something kind of serious, and everyone's just a little bummed that I'm dressed as a hamburger. Dude, I'm dressing as a hamburger.

We cast you in this movie. This was supposed to be the one time you're being serious, but you came as a hamburger. Dude, I'm dressing as a hamburger. We cast you in this movie. This was supposed to be the one time you're being serious, but you came as a hamburger. You gotta put on the pounds. Get a movie role. I'm already a whale. Get the nomination. The whale two. Then you're showing up as a hamburger.

It's my big coming out part. For real Hollywood. Remember why we don't invite this guy. This is why we don't allow him in the club. Then we have to pay for all the for your considerations to get you up for the Oscar. Do you guys ever get serious offers or anything like that? Are you gentlemen gentleman who's legitimate?

Kind, I mean, sort of. To answer that question, no. No. No, I mean. It's always one of those things. You're not that until you're that though. You know what I mean? Until you do it and show it.

Well, it's so weird because I never, I love comedy and people are like, when are you going to do something that, matters that matters it's cool and and you're like i like what i'm doing yeah i think that i i think that i feel like that the uh i'm thinking of 30 rock when tracy jordan finally like does his thing yeah but i don't know do like i feel like i guess all comedic actors at some point do that but it's not what you set out to do. If you have that itch, you can scratch it. But if you don't have the itch, don't fucking force it. Don't scratch it.

You know what I mean? It's my new agent's total MO right now. They're like, we're going to find you your more dramatic piece. I'm like, I don't give a shit. Fuck that. Dude, if you like it, it's all good. But if you had a great comedy script in front of you and you're like no i don't do that anymore because i'm gonna go cry on camera now that's pretentious that's pretentious as fuck it's like no don't don't forget who you are but

go do you think you'd be good at it yeah yeah yeah yeah the i always remember the rob mcclain he's talking about i think he's about writing rather than acting but he's talking about how much easier everything else is if you can do comedy because he's like he's like i know what makes people sad and emotional i don't know what makes people laugh that's that varies between everybody but i know how to make someone sad and emotional that's pretty easy yeah there's death there's a breakup there's like you, you know, play the hits. But funny is like. Definitely the thing about drama is like it's less fun.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, dude, even in like the more dramatic scenes, like because we have some scenes on The Righteous Gemstones that are, it's just a little more dramatic than the comedies that I've usually done. And even then you're like, you're done with the scene. You're like, that's it?

No, I know. We're not doing anything else? It feels like Hollow, where you're like, did we get it? Did we get it? We did, right? Yeah, but nobody's laughing. There's no energy that's permeating

through the set or anything like that. It's just kind of like... And everyone's really quiet. Everyone's like, oh, that was fucking great. You get juiced the fuck up when you do comedy. I had a scene last season where I'm crying,

basically professing my love to Akif, to Tony Cavallaro. But like in so many ways. It's all like coded language. And I'm like crying, telling him how much I appreciate him and stuff.

And I'm being like very serious with it. And I'm like, legit like sobbing by the end and stuff. And I'm being very serious with it. And I'm legit sobbing by the end of it. And I'm holding him. And then everyone is really quiet. And then the camera guy comes up to me and is like, really good performance. Yeah.

Yeah. It was like, I forgot to hit record. Yeah. Do you ever? tears like that, and when it's done, you're like, ooh, I didn't know that was there. That wasn't the goal when I started. I went somewhere else. Yeah, they're like, we didn't see.

You start to say things from your past. Dad, you never taught me to play catch. We wrote that scene to be serious. Not that serious. Whoa, buddy. Why do you stop crying? You're crazy. Lighten up a little bit.

Have you guys seen or heard of The Holdovers? Oh, that's Giamatti's movie. I want to go check it out. Giamatti has a new movie. It's great, actually. It's a little Christmas vibe. It's about a boarding school where kids are not allowed to go home for the holidays because their parents don't love them. Paul Giamatti is this gross curmudgeon who has to stay back and take care of them.

And it's actually really very heartfelt, cute, funny. Very good. Very well done. But the main kid in it is one of the kids from the academy they filmed at. So they kind of had an like, an open thing. Oh, that's cool. We're filming at this school. If you want to be an extra, if you want to be a stand-in.

Oh, what? He landed, like, the fucking main role. He said, I do! Wait, so he was, like, so he's using his real shit. I mean, probably. Yeah, he is an actor. Like, he's at some acting school now, but he went to that academy

and his first role first movie ever is this thing wow good for him dude yeah that's cool it's good to hear the endorsement I wanted to go see that

last week but I went and saw Salt Burn instead bro how sick is Salt Burn Salt Burn was fucking wild it was awesome

is that the one I feel like you're do you like it yeah well I say it's got it's got three fucking scenes by the end the one? I feel like you're, do you like it? Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, I say it's got three fucking scenes. By the end of the movie, I was like, what the fuck am I watching? What was this?

It was kind of horny, though, right? A little horny the whole time. I noticed you watching it on a plane. Yeah. Yeah. What is this movie? He told me, he goes, don't watch a trailer. Don't read anything.

That's how I went into it. Just go watch it. I heard it was like cool intentions for now. And I was like, okay, don't watch a trailer. Don't read anything. That's how I went into it. Just go watch it. I heard it was like Cruel Intentions for now. And I was like, okay, let me go see this. I like Cruel Intentions. Yeah. And then it was interesting. But then when they got to the bathtub, I leaned over to my wife.

I'm like, here we go. Okay. Now we got something happening. He was talking with someone and they go like, and then the blood. Different scene. Different scene. But no, there's three fantastic scenes in that movie that you'll remember for the rest of. There's the bathtub, the blood. Different scene. There's three fantastic scenes in that movie that you'll remember for the rest of...

There's the bathtub, the blood. Didn't you say you told us he jerks off in the bathtub and then slurps up the... Spoiler! Bro, I said I'm trying to go in. Spoiler, spoiler. Yes, I did. I spoiled the movie for these guys.

He drinks cum water. Dude, it was like he's all it's all he's all damn it sounds like a workaholics episode there's the blood there's the bathtub and what was the grave yeah yeah that's the uh yeah dude the whole time you find out stuff about yourself during that movie. The whole time, I was like, why am I kind of turned on right now? This is on a plane once again. It was hot. It was a hot fucking movie. Steamy.

The whole time, I was driving home fully erect. I was like, what a fucking movie. Also, I had to call in with a therapist tomorrow. Need to check in with myself. Is this your new thing, Kyle? Are you going to get deep into erotic thrillers? Dude, possibly. I mean, it's hot. I like it. You ever think, where does the road end?

You start as a kid when you're first watching porn. It's like pretty simple shit. We get the job done and then you start to... And then it's like, what's going to take now? Apparently some guy drinking cum in a bathtub is what's next. No, no, it can get further than that. I'll let you know. You can go a little deeper.

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Come to Barstool and we will distribute it. We'll promote it. We'll produce it. I would love to. Come to Barstool, and we will distribute it. We'll promote it. We'll produce it. I don't know. You don't have any of the means. Are you saying you're going to sell DVDs on the corner? We have a...

You got to see this, dog. I will shoot you straight. And we have to use these cameras to shoot. It's like all right. Yeah, this is my pitch, guys. We have an absolutely horrendous pay-per-view platform. Really, really a terrible user interface. This is a great pitch.

Horrible experience for the user. Wonderful. But our fans, and I think your fans, probably are the same kind of guys. They're like, this fucking website sucks, but they're still there. They're still buying it. They're still watching.

We'll put a little pay-per-view tag price on it. We'll make some money. We'll be the heroes. You'll get your movie out. Come on. Sold. Sounds pretty good. Dude, I wish we could.

What sucks about the work... And people every day are like, why don't you guys self-finance it and just make the fucking movie? We can't. Workaholics is owned by Comedy central and viacom and paramount plus i thought about a way to maybe subvert that process if you do like a if you exactly but if you do like a biopic about the making of but a lot of it is just workaholic scenes then you could do it

oh that's kind of biopic so it's behind the scenes and it's in very very meta yeah let's go meta with this shit it's cheaper too so every 15 minutes it's one of us like in our trailers like yeah man that was a really hard scene to shoot now back to the movie no we don't do it like uh remember back in the day mystery science theater 3000 or whatever oh yeah in the front of the movie yeah put you guys in the foreground it's like no this is just this is a movie with the guys watching this movie that's right the future of movies you just will do this you have to get in you have to get in the metaverse yeah in the cryogenic chamber and in my cryo chamber yeah yeah no but was that just the hollywood uh you know, business drama thing?

It's a Hollywood faux pas. Yeah. It was fucked up. It just was like. Because you guys were close, right? Dude, we had stages open. We had the screenplay was done. We were doing our final negotiations on the budget.

And then basically. Become child porn. We were about to fucking enter like real production like seven weeks. We were like six, seven weeks away. And Fauci pulled the plug. And Fauci was like. But. For for real though then they just pulled the plug it was it was a total blind side we had we yeah i think we were we were five or six weeks out right and uh we were six weeks in like works for a while right yeah yeah they came to us in 2020 with the years right with the idea to do

it too like that's the was the crazy thing they to us. We didn't go knocking on their door. They were like, and then they even made a whole speech about how they want to build the Workaholics universe. And they want to have the movie, have a spinoff show where we make the new Workaholics guys. And like they're new guys working in telemericorp in the office and we would uh produce it they're talking about doing a cartoon we had like all this stuff and they were like actually we need the budget for a good burger too which we totally understand they were like we can't make Good Burger 2.

And they're like, you know what? Take our movie. Fall on that grenade for the world. We need this. When you hear something like they want to make one of your IPs into a universe, are you – obviously you're jacked up. Is part of you like, it wasn't supposed to be a universe. Are you ever like –

Well, for sure. I hate the term universe. You stepped in it before with that yeah but i was like uh i think it would have been fun i like i i for us it wasn't we weren't done writing stories as the workaholics guys we were just getting old and we're like this is weird if we're like still doing this when we're in our 40s yeah like by the time you're 40 and we're like this is weird if we're like still doing this when we're in our 40s yeah like by the time you're 40 and we're like on a rooftop smoking weed I think our fans would be like

fucking grow up I have three kids now these guys never did anything they would have had to grow up a little bit on the show in order to make it work I don't know if we would have I think Sonny still works Sonny's never really grown up. I think that's probably...

I don't think the fans... It's like, we just like it because... I don't want to see you guys fucking raising kids. It would almost be funny if that was the joke. It's like, I don't know. They never grew up. Dude, you've never seen me raise kids, dude. Maybe I would want to see it. Yeah i've seen where the little kid squirts

the diarrhea on you like that shit's fucking good dude yeah we should do a show that it's us and we now we're older and we have kids but you never see the kids it's always just the tops of oh yeah it's like the Muppets. They just go, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, It's inverted. You only hear the adults and then the kids are like, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, and you're like, I don't care. Just get a slice of cheese if you want a slice of cheese. Exactly. Exactly. You're always responding to it, but no.

Eat the cheese. Just have the cheese. I don't care what kind of cheese you eat. There's two kinds. There's Kraft Singles and there's string cheese. Choose one. Just take one. I don't care. Where was I? there's two kinds there's Kraft Singles and there's string cheese choose one just take one I don't care

where was I gosh are we going paintballing later we're paintballing right that's it dad's who paintball dad's who paintball in the cul-de-sac

that they live in only around the house the wives are like why is that house covered in paintballs it'll come off when it rains it's water-based.

Don't worry about it. I used to get in fights with my parents. They got me a paintball gun. I don't know why. And I would just light up the house in the garage. Oh, yeah, dude. My mom would come out just like, what the fuck? I'm practicing the rolling fingers.

Your dad's like a shirt. There you are. I know you are. Father and son, man. That's why your dad got it for you. He's like, dude, look at my boy over there. Wax on, wax off shit. He's actually teaching you.

One day you'll know. Look, the men in our family, we don't have a lot to work with. So one thing we do have to work with are rolling fingers. These are your friends. When they pulled the plug, were you guys like, was there pushback? Were you like, what the fuck? Well, yeah, we definitely tried to like, we were like, okay, what do we do? Do we take the screenplay somewhere else?

Can we get it made somewhere else? Can we do this? But the deal that Paramount was offering like it just it would never work they were like we're not going to release the rights to workaholics for less than this yeah so they we essentially netflix was like do we will make this movie but paramount wouldn't sell them the rights for longer than a certain amount it was like you can have it you can pay for the movie and you can have the rights for like two years and then we get it. It was like something like that.

and then they get it back. So Netflix was like, well, why would we spend all the money, the $15 million or whatever it was to make the movie

and then not actually own it? And you're like, I guess so. Is this something like personal? That sounds so weird. No, no, no,

no, this is just, I don't think it's personal. I don't think it's anything like that. Why would they shelf your that it was it was we're not letting anybody else well paramount had to make good burger zoe 101 i can understand if some shit falls apart but then to like it's cock lock you guys it's the whole like it's the streaming is not really working right like paramount's not doing great so they have to cut you know what i mean but they don't i think they're getting bought aren't they getting bought by somebody i think i think everyone's getting well because you never know what the cattle the catalog can bring later on

down the line that's a commodity for business it for sure i agree no i like what you're saying i think it's fantastic that must be the i feel like that happens all the time in streaming where they they'll even movies that have already been made. Well, that's happening more often now. Well, they shelve them because they can write it off their taxes. Which is super frustrating. There is a tax game going on with this as well. There is a tax game.

We're starting again today. And it's just the three of us. The rest of the industry is like, we're good. And it's just because we're not getting work right now. Going back to work, they're like, we're not hiring you. Yeah, it's fine. We didn't want to hire you. We want a

Montez spin-off. In fact, I would love to see a Montez spin-off. What's Montez? He was a character on our show. You don't even know who we are Carrot Top

you know he's what's his name Eric Griffin oh Eric yeah yeah yeah Harry Knuckles super Harry Knuckles

you might know him from his hairy hands so true so there's I was hoping there was going to be some like well we might

like in 2025 we'll have the workaholics, but you guys just... So you will or really want to do it as soon as it's unlocked or something? Yeah, we were ready. It was great. It was fantastic. But then... But then Ders died.

I feel like you guys... By you guys, I just mean celebrities. People would be like, no one's going to feel bad for you ever because you guys are rich. But like that's a very frustrating thing. If you think about that at a regular job, it's like, well, I did all the work. Why the fuck can't I? Also when they come to you, it's like, hey, I have an idea.

Get excited. Never mind. It's like being at Subway. Somebody calls in a to-go order. You have the sandwich made and they never pick it up. Yeah. You'd be like, what the fuck? It's almost exactly like that, Blake.

I really like it. It couldn't be more exactly like that. They're artists, man. The sandwich artists, they take their time. They really are. Yeah. Shout out to all my sandwich artists out there. This is for you.

I'm talking with you, bro. Thanks for the veggie delight. Boom. All right. You guys got time to shoot a quick video for YouTube? Is it porno? No. Two pizzas, let's go. Bring in the jugs of milk. This was all one big

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Let's see those cum bellies. All right, so This Is important is on the road now. That's right. How many dates are we talking? You guys going everywhere? I think 29 or 30 dates total. And we're on the tail end now. Now we're in New Jersey tonight.

Tomorrow is the beacon. Oh, fuck yeah. And then right outside of Philly and then Ben Salem. Beautiful Ben Salem. Dude, the Beacon. Right outside of Philly. Ben Salem. Beautiful Ben Salem. Dude, the Beacon's big. Yeah, it's big. You're not getting buzz balls up there. We can try. We can do our best.

The people at the Beacon. We all have dads. We heard about the buzz balls. He threw his shoe once. We did the same thing, basically. He was like, I think I could throw something. I don't know if you remember. He threw his shoe once. We did the same thing, basically. He was like, I think I could throw something. I think I could throw a football into that balcony. Every guy is the exact same.

I bet I can throw to there. In the middle of the show, he took his shoe off, and he threw it. And the first one, you did get it there on the second one, but the first one was nowhere close, and I was so happy. I was like, there's no fucking way you can do it. I was like, please don't do it. And it fell so short. I was like nowhere close and i was so happy yeah i was like there's no fucking way you could do it i was like please don't do it please it fell like so short i was like god you failed on one of my first tours my buddy uh i had a t-shirt can i'm like oh this is great i'm gonna t-shirt cannon dude those things are powerful yeah i we shot it out into the crowd pop this

girl in the face i thought thought I broke her neck. Did your thing have the little meter of pressure? Yes. It had a little green zone, and I was like, whatever. Because then it just hit the back wall of the theater, and I remember going, boom, boom, and it went like a 50 count.

I was like, just throw them, just throw them. I don't know where that one went. You're lucky. Those ushers are vets. So it's like, attack. Charlie's here. All right. Let's go hit this video. This is important.

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This guy, I, you know, he gives good voicemails. So, I'm like, we'll run it back every single time. It's like the power sweep. We'll just run this play because it's good content. But I would love for some other stoolies and chicken heads to step up and call because this guy

he gets on once an episode now. It's his game. Let's do it. Howdy folks. How the hell do you brush your dog's teeth? Oh, it's the worst. Hello? I've been chasing this guy around the house for like 30 minutes trying to get the toothbrush

near his mouth and he does not let me he'll just squeak his ball instead do you do you brush your dog's teeth you're supposed to right you gotta do something this dog and why do you have to brush your dog's teeth because if not they get disgusting duncan's breath is like there's a dead fish in the room. It's not like when you're snuggling with him in his face and you smell it. He'll yawn and the whole room could smell it. Do you take him to a groomer? Yeah, but I guess they don't

do it. I don't know. In my, we had two dogs. Both have passed away. I don't think anyone ever brushed any of their teeth. And I never noticed it. But the groomers did. The groomers definitely did, yeah. Now, I know my mom now will do it like, he likes to chew on the toothbrush.

So it's kind of like a game. So she's like, I'm hoping to just get in there and knock a little bit of the plaque off. Because something's better than nothing. But it got to the point where he needed, not surgery, but they needed to professionally clean his teeth at the vet. Do regular people regularly brush their dog's teeth? I think you're supposed to, yeah. I mean, I think, well, also, if you don't have a dog that needs a groomer,

you have to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So us, when you have a doodle or hypoallergenic, it might be a little different. But I think, you know, you give them those greenies, those green bones. The idea behind chewing bones is that it breaks up a lot of the gunk. But you got to think about it. You have a 10-year-old dog. You haven't had toothpaste in there in like a decade.

I don't care how many bones you eat or things you lick. There is going to be some fucking gross shit up in there so i don't know but they do need to make something have you seen those toothbrushes that are like a plate that you'll put in and it just goes like it's like a car wash for your teeth no that's insane it is kind of it's very funny to me we've we've advanced the electronic toothbrush and the vibration and all that but at its most basic, we just still stick a stick in our mouth. You can do the hydrasonic

pulsing, and I guess it breaks up plaque on a microscopic level. I'm pretty sure you could get, if you did an electric and I did a regular and we brushed the same frequency, I bet you it would be just the same. The fact that it's still like, I mean, when was the toothbrush invented?

We have not improved on that technology. We haven't changed it radically. Yeah. Because that's what these things are like. Remember a retainer case? 3,000 BC. Yeah. So that I was not going to guess.

I was going to guess like the 1700s i had i had 12 in mine i had 1200s the uh 3000 bc is like can i get a picture of the of the toothbrush at 3000 bc i bet it's pretty fucking similar i mean that's bananas that's like i i gotta i gotta step up for humanity right here that's pretty big that's That's just a stick. Well, that one looks better. That first one you showed. They called it the... That's just... Chew sticks.

Chew sticks. So they probably chewed. Well, everybody from the American Revolution didn't have teeth, though. Yeah, they had wooden teeth and teeth replacements. Dude, how about... I think that's more toothpaste. So I think you would just go and dry with a bristle and hopefully dig out some shit,

but you didn't have any soap, basically. Mouth soap. Dude, you talk about whitewashing American history and all that kind of stuff. The fact that we all just thought George Washington had wooden teeth is crazy. He didn't. He had slave teeth. Oh, crazy. He didn't? He had slave teeth.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I learned that from Shane. Yeah, right, right. Shane Gillis. I think he was lower. He might have had some wood teeth up top. I was going to say, I think he did have some wooden teeth.

Yeah, but his lower teeth were just slave teeth. That's crazy. Bro, the thing about it, you don't realize that, like, back in the day, they would probably be like, like, General George was probably like, oh, fuck, I just about it, you don't realize that back in the day, they would probably be like, General George was probably like,

oh, fuck, I just broke my tooth. Go get me one for that guy. That's fucking disgusting. Bro, those aren't even good teeth. George, but those top ones for the time look pretty good. Yeah, the top ones are fake. I think the bottom ones are slave teeth.

You want to talk about... Those look like they were just fucking hammered in. Those do not look like they went in very smoothly. I think, kind of like the My Chemical Romance 9-11, Osama Bin Laden, all that shit, those connections. I think when you really think about it, Jackie and all of her girlfriends of this generation dealing with all their dating problems and all the things that come along with tall guys versus short kings and all that shit. I feel like George was a big part of that.

How so? Because he was just tall as fuck for his time. Yeah. And I think they were like, make that guy the king. He's like 6'2". We're all like 5'4". And you can't tell me that, at least in America, that these bitches in the colonies were like, oh my god, he's 6'2".

And all these other founding fathers and all these other guys are like brilliant minds. And they're like 5'6". And they're like, get away from me, Thomas Adams. I'm going to go for the tall guy, George Washington. And you fast forward like a few hundred years later, and girls are like, I won't talk to anybody who's not 6' tall. It's all because of George. Xerxes was very tall too, right?

Look that up. But let's see if Pavs can spell Xerxes. I was going to say, let's see what he goes with. Oh, wait. You start with a Z? Is that a Z-U? Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

You're not off. Bro, bro, anytime you – wait, wait, wait. Hit back. Hit back. Anytime you Google anything and there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, 21 total results. On all of Google. The internet is like there's 21 things maybe are close. Aside from that, man, I got nothing.

Can you – let's work through this. How do you think you spell Xerxes? Xerxes? Yes. I already said the letter. Is it CZ? CZ, Jackie says. CZ.

No, I mean, it's not. I take it back. CZ-U-R. No, I wrote S. S-U-R-K-Z. Okay. X. Wait, is it X-E-R?

X-E-R-X-E-S? Yep. Yeah. It's a tough one. The fact that there is no Z in there is the trick. Because even like I would like X-E-R-Z-E-S. But nope, it's all X's up in there. How tall is he?

He's so bad at this. It's like the opposite of watching Picasso paint. It says almost eight feet tall. Yeah, I knew it. No, it says, no, I was not an eight feet tall. Yeah, no, I knew. I knew he was a big guy. No, but I think the legend is that he was like eight feet tall. He was probably like 5'10".

Nah, man, it sounds like he's an 8-footer. I mean, remember 300? Yeah. He's portrayed as like a freak. All it says is considered to be 8 feet. Yeah. That's wild. I mean, I'm not sure.

I don't think that was true, but. That'd be dope. I mean, that guy was. He's just twice as tall as everybody. For real. What the fuck? That guy would become king. Yeah, let's make it. He's just twice as tall as everybody. For real. What the fuck? That guy would become king. Yeah, let's make it.

He's the guy. Okay. Brushing your dog's teeth is hard. Next. So I was just listening to Tuesday's episode, and I got some last words for you, or really last advice from my grandfather. A couple years ago, he passed away. And he fought in World war ii and um he was also like sober for 50 years of his life uh later and um so i was kind of you know chatting

with him um towards his final days and i was uh picking his brain um and sobriety came up some some way and i kind of was like you know did you happy about that uh do you have any regrets or you know you lived a long life so must must have done something good and he kind of like leaned in like he was going to say something like profound about sobriety or something um and he said uh listen i drank torpedo juice at the bottom of the pacific you can go have a beer if you want so uh i laugh a lot about that is your parting words to your grandson in your last days. Have a beer once in a while. Side note, torpedo juice is what submariners used to drink.

They would mix the fuel with some water. Just disgusting stuff. Bro, humanity is at its core. It's so weird. We're like, we will do anything to try and die. at its core, it's so weird. We will do anything to try and die. It's so... I was thinking it's more like we will do anything to make life not feel like life.

Yeah, but that's trying to die. It's totally lying. This is poison, but it makes the next hour kind of bearable. Alright, I'll give it a whack. Sounds good. It's very... Tor torpedo juice is something i'd heard why did i know i knew it i knew what it was because of sunny when they talk about taking the uh out there on the on the boat and then with the the episode where it's like

we we were seeing straight mixer and talk about lacing the orange juice with the ship's gasoline bro you gotta be you gotta be in a tough way it's actually funny i i have another it's not an actual grandparent but it's kind of like one of those like grandparents they're from the other side where you like the family connects on this side and then they're a grandparent on the other side yeah yeah yeah am i making sense um so it's like my cousin's grandparent right and um the uh she's also not doing well and doesn't have much time left and uh she wanted to make it to thanksgiving and she did that and now she's like i want a drink and like you can't have a drink and she's like what are you talking about i can't have a drink she's like i'm never getting out from this bed ever yeah that's i mean my grandma my grandma

was diagnosed with cancer and just ripped cigs until the end yeah just like bringing oh we don't know if that's smart like i don't can't get double cancer guys what is gonna happen to me i'm going to die i want to die it's gotta be a weird feeling man no matter how tired you get of sick of life or how long maybe even how long in pain you are, I feel like there's still some human, you know, innate sort of like don't die, you know? Yeah. I mean, I think me and Greer joked about it on this show. We were like, if dying was easy, I'd have died a lot of times.

If dying was easy, I would be dead probably 10,000 times over. I thought you were going to say 10. No. 10,000 times you would have died? Probably, at least. No. What, just, like, falling, hitting your head, drunk driving, doing dumb things? I actually really, I would guess I've drunk drove, like, once or twice.

I, like, never, ever drunk drove. Because, like, when I was, we, drove like once or twice. I like never, ever drunk drove. Because like when I was – You can't drive sober. That was like one of the things. My parents were like, just don't ever drive drunk. I was like, all right. I didn't do it much either, but I definitely got in the car with a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My thing was always like I wasn't worried about dying, which is so stupid. I was like, I'm not going to get the DUI. He's going to get the DUI. And people were like, you're going to die. No, I had the same thought process. If you want to catch a Dewey, fine. Never did die in CrossFit. No, but I was like, we're close.

It's around the block. We're not going to die either. See, that's not great advice. I never partied like that. I never did parties in town and had to come home. Even in high school when I was out drinking like i wasn't coming home that week i mean with the advent of uber it's you know it's insane like there were times it's like we had there was the pelham cab company and there was bluebird cab company and sometimes they had no no cars or sometimes they

were closed and it was like i don't know we're gonna have to walk or we're gonna have to like do or like you know this dude can just drive seven blocks. I don't know. It's cold. Terrible. I wasn't drunk. All the commercials say if you're not sure, you probably shouldn't kind of deal. I drove Dave home

from the Barstool Blackout Worcester where we all got kicked out of the hotel and he was like, I was living in Boston, living in boston you're gonna give me right home and i wasn't planning on even going home like i was like i'll just sleep on the street tonight like we got kicked out of the hotel and when he asked that i was like well i can't say no i can't tell him i'm drunk but i wasn't drunk i probably had like four or five beers which you're probably legally drunk yeah right right it wasn't like one of those I got it right right

and it was like in the party it ended hours earlier and I was like driving home and I was just like it'd be pretty funny if I got it

so one gig where it's like it doesn't really matter that much I guess when Dave can't be mad right that was like the fear of Dave

where he was like every fiber of was that was like the fear of dave where he was like like every fiber of my being was like say no that's why i can't say no today so crazy all right next up final voicemail kfc radio crew was good uh just got finished watching the fourth episode of surviving barstool um three episodes alone are worth the ten bucks So fucking goddamn funny One when Kevin said that if John Just had a sleep apnea machine He could be like Elon Musk And the whole I am Jerry

And then Jerry asked him if he was on Pluto Fucking rewound that a thousand times Killed me and then right after that Tommy suggesting that They make Rico swear on his daughter just fucking psycho um so the question is has anything similar happened within the crew to the i am jerry situation like anybody just blatantly lying where it's just ridiculous or they were just so oblivious or just so stupid or something um let me know viva like

in real life with the kfc radio crew you think yeah i would think no um i mean i've definitely texted the wrong text i don't know if to you guys but i've definitely done that i usually find my way out of those bro you have one of those ones where like you found your way out and i don't know if it was believed but i remember seeing it you you texting me for help on it and i was like it sounds weird because it is it's just about a friend um you texted one of our friends the wrong thing and you were like can you text me something so like i think i think you said like god it fucking sucks do you know what i'm talking about yet? I vaguely do but I don't remember this Maybe we'll beep something out I'll tell you so you know what I'm talking about

Didn't you almost text me something You almost texted Jackie The most like Super perverted What was that? It was like I think it was You were going to tell Bobby Kelly

You wanted to eat him out from the back. No, I did not. It was something like that. I – Or maybe like – Not Bobby Kelly. It was maybe – Oh, Bobby Kelly.

I was thinking of Bobby – Asian Bobby. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee. It was something about – What's funny is that – I was like, I would never say that to Bobby Lee. And then as soon as it was Bobby Kelly, I was like, I would say that to bobby lee and then as soon as it was bobby kelly i was like i would say that to him it's not that i'm racist i just remember i remember saying i would eat bobby kelly's ass from the back yeah i remember he did that he was like he was acting it out on

her show going yeah yeah let me see let me see if I have that still. God, that is... If I ever texted Jackie something that just said, like, I want to eat your ass with a bat, I think we would have to, like, split ways. I think I would have to leave. Bro, how about Kevin catching his words if we had to fire her? Yeah, like, I can't fire her because I'm high as fuck up. We'd have to split away

and that's the entertainment industry folks let me see I do have all of our texts so I'm probably I probably do have it

it's actually crazy though that Surviving Barstool that's happened every single season where somebody texts the wrong thing that is still i actually i still don't really know if it was on purpose or not but it still is shot like that is what paul gaz does like he just texts people on the phone to say that to have him fuck that up there is just crazy. I really wish I could find it, but man, that is so fucking funny. That I almost said.

Or something like, I always think about you getting eaten out for that. Yeah, no, it was definitely that, like eating out. It's just Bobby fucking Kelly. um oh i mean i i i got away with it but i dropped a full-blown spoiler on on barstool radio about surviving barstool uh there have been a couple that flew out i i talked through that one but there's been a couple there have been a few things where I was like, I don't know if I would have said that. Wait, I have the text. It's every time I come, I think about your head looking over your shoulder talking about getting your ass eaten and moaning. Oh, my God.

We definitely would have to fire Jackie. You're gone, bitch. Why do you have the text? I think I think I said it to her I think I was like afterwards I was like imagine if I said

bro that's just as bad imagine if I said this well at that point I had to do it for the story but boy that that is so much worse than that it's me talking about

when I come imagining what she oh my god Bobby fucking Kelly imagine if It's me talking about when I come, imagining what she is. Oh, my God. Bobby fucking Kelly. Imagine if that – Just a big, giant baby. Yeah, he really is. He's just a big, smooth baby.

He has no hair, just big balls. Talking. Just looking over his shoulder, getting his ass eaten while I come. Could you imagine if it was like I press send and I was like, oh my god. And then I was like, Jackie, you're fired. There's no other option. One of us has

to go and I'm sorry, I just don't think it can be me. You're fired. And then Jackie's like, you know, going to other, you know, so why did Barstool let you go? Well, let me tell you i got a text message i wish you did i would get such a bag from that yeah yeah because because honestly because like me being like the story is so ridiculous why would you be texting bobby kelly that i mean i to be honest, the comedy world might stand up for me and be like that's something that a Bobby Kelly comedy should sound like. It was because you were saying because he said it on this show.

Yeah. He told that story on this show. Right. And you were just – But like I think I was joking being like when you told me that story. Like every time I come, I'm thinking about it like it's a joke. But, you know, the regular world would be like, oh, really, dude? You were sending that to this dude? It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I swear to God. I swear to God. All right. Let's get into it. Oh, no. That's the end of the episode, right? Yeah. Okay.

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