KFC Radio - Tom Segura, Joe Manganiello, We're Taking Back Gambling from the Crybabies

Episode Date: August 27, 2020

Subscribe, Rate, and Leave a Review! -The NBA Postpones Playoff Games in protest of the shooting of Jacob Blake by law enforcement -We were right about the only fans revolution. Should be create one? -Almost every gambler we work with is a giant crybaby so now we have to start gambling so our reputation isn't ruined. -Feits said "Love you" to who?! -AITA Thursday with Stripper Apartment & Sentimental hole in the wall -Voicemails include girlfriend doesn't let him curse, your ex's netflix, and when to speak up (01:09:00)Tom Segura returns to the show. We talk about his NSFW live stream being pulled off it's hosting site, Bert Kreischer wanting to wrestle Warren Sapp, doing stand up shows in spanish, and much more. (01:33:00) Joe Manganiello returns to the show. We discuss he legendary celebrity filled Dungeons and Dragons games, the life changing moment that made him want to get in shape, Kowloon, and much more. Let us know what you think on twitter: @KFCRadio @KFCBarstool @Feitsbarstool @TomSegura @JoeManganielloYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Speaking of, we're getting in the game. What, the gambling game? What, like, fuck you! I'm gonna fucking take it back from the fucking pussies. Well, you know what they did say. I'm gonna take gambling back.

Real men, you wanna be, you wanna see real men gamble? You wanna see guys who don't fucking cry and run to HR gamble? Yeah, you're right. You're right. Done. I'm in. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Podcast. We got a lot to talk about.

There's big news in the sports world. Of course, Am I the Asshole and our voicemails. But two monster interviews today. Later, we'll get to Tom Segura, who is one of the funniest comedians in the world, and Joe Manganiello, who is the best-looking guy and the coolest dude in the world. Which, you know, two guys that we, we definitely love and two awesome interviews with both of them at the back half of the podcast.

So look forward to that. But first we've got to talk about what's going on in the sports world because it is wild. As we were just about to record some, some very interesting, intriguing and monumental news as the Milwaukeeucks elected to forfeit their game, Game 5, against the Magic. What are they up in the series? This would be Game 5, so they're up 3-1.

So, yeah. The Magic are not accepting the win, basically being like, no, we're boycotting as well. And then the Thunder and the Rockets. I wish the Magic accepted it. Accepted it, right? That's what I was thinking. I would love the Magic to be like, yo, we stand with you in solidarity. But also, we can get that dub, right?

We can go to Doritos over there. They're empty, pal. Ah, yeah. Son of a bitch. Sorry, I already crushed those. You know, like, yeah, man, listen. We are all about awareness and whatnot, but we're playing against Giannis and we're down 3-1,

so we're going to take that dub. Right. We can do both. We can be, you know, making a social statement and also just trying to win this series. This is obviously a big historic type move. Oh, and by the way, it's all in, in, uh, to raise awareness and, and make a statement for the Jacob Blake shooting in Wisconsin.

That's what's happening. And it was, it's obviously important. And yeah, and all that stuff. I don't want to yada, yada. You can yada,

yada sex. You can't, you can't yada, yada brutality. Yeah. But, um, how cool would it be if they took that win and they came back and won the

city? Imagine. And then bucks like, ah, fuck. I don't know if it, I don't know if the NBA is going to finish. I don't know if the NBA is going to finish. I can't see a scenario where, unless there's an arrest made,

like, whatever, right now it's kind of just like, we're fed up and we're making a statement. They haven't said something. Doc Rivers had that great quote last night. Yeah, he was like in tears. That was powerful. He ripped his mask off. He was like, we keep loving this country,

and this country refuses to love us back. LeBron tweeted, caps lock, fuck this shit, man. We're sick of it. We need change, which for a guy like that is as edgy and profound as it's going to get. The Star of Space Jam 2. Yeah, right, right. On Disney Plus tweeted, fuck this shit. Let's see.

The Bucs decided not to play, and so the three games, Milwaukee, Orlando, Houston, OKC, and Lakers, Portland, have all been postponed. Now, if they said something to the effect of, like, we want an arrest made and then an arrest is made, then they can resume. But we know that the justice system is slow as fuck. Even if the justice system is doing things correctly and we're not talking about corruption and police brutality, it just takes a while. It's not like, okay, we're done. So, in light of that, who can just take the floor?

It's almost like crossing the picket lines of a protest. Of a strike. It's like, well, you're kind of the scab. You're kind of the asshole. You're the guys who are not putting this at the forefront. But at the same time, how long does this then go on? Do you think? Could it theoretically be like we're done? I mean, the Raptors are not putting this at the forefront. But at the same time, how long does this then go on? Do you think, like, could it theoretically be like, we're done?

I mean, the Raptors are talking about leaving the bubble. I wouldn't be surprised. Nothing at this point would surprise me, but it wouldn't shock me if the NBA just, like, doesn't happen this year. Right, which is wild after. Could you imagine if Paul? I hope just Luka plays. Imagine if a bitch bitch ass white boy

goes out there one on zero and like Luca wins the NBA champion like in the history in the history books champion 2020 Luca Donchik honestly, he deserves it. That would make sense. I mean to go through all this work to do

the bubble and again, it's a very honorable cause. I'm not saying like they shouldn't be doing it, but it's it's crazy that like, you know, to go through all of this work to do the bubble. And again, it's a very honorable cause. I'm not saying like they shouldn't be doing it, but it's crazy that like, you know, to overcome Corona in a way like basketball, like and hockey, like did it, you know? And then it's like, well, all that. But never mind. We're all going home anyway. And I would wonder, though. Fuck Disney.

I hate this place. Right. Like, obviously, these guys all really feel passionately i i would say you know everyone says all these all the fucking races in the world say shut up and dribble i bet you they're like we would love to yeah i would love to just play basketball but we you know we this shit keeps happening and we feel a need to to make a statement and take a stand i'd love to shut up and dribble. I forget who tweeted that, but someone, a black guy I follow, tweeted, like, for everyone who says stop talking about racism, I fucking wish. Yeah.

That's my dream. Seriously. Stop talking about it. Now, you know, again, what are they – what's their short-term goal here in order to be like we can take the court again? I don't know. Would it be an arrest? Would it be some sort of statement? Would it be – like if the Wisconsin Police Department came out and said like, we are investigating this.

He's on indefinite leave and we're talking about – Well, he already got fired, didn't he? Did he? Yeah. I don't know that. I don't know the circumstances either. I'm wondering what it would take though for them to be like, we are satisfied with that. And, you know, it's wild, too.

Just coincidentally, four years to the day that Kaepernick first took a knee. Really? Yeah. A little bit of serendipity there. That's been my buzzword, my crutch word for about a month straight now, serendipity. But, you know, it's like four years and shit's still going on. Now, you know. I just Googled Jacob, please.

This is yet again another very divisive topic. You know, the dude does have prior arrests and issues. What the fuck does that matter? I know, but that's. What the fuck does that matter? That's where. I have prior arrests, dude. Yeah.

I know. I know. I'm not. You know, I think there was something with like child abuse or something that's pretty not great. I really – I'm speaking – I don't know all the facts here. But I'm just saying this is not like going to be an issue that's like open and shut or a clear cut or any results. No, I mean it's pretty clear cut. Not the results.

The results will not be. No, but the video is pretty clear cut. Yeah, but there will be no solution anytime soon so like what you know and i i does this trickle into other leagues does do you know uh if you're like a young black kid in the mlb right now you're probably like all right i'm not playing either you know and then what happens if every black person is that i'm not playing sports anymore guess what people would listen because they fucking you know what i mean they're the bulk of the nba bulk of the nfl not the problem is with baseball and hockey you'd be like well we're gonna play you know uh but the you know

right now you are hitting the pockets of some old white men who usually can have the power to get shit done you know so uh i don't know it's wild it's crazy to me that like this is a fucking profound moment in sports it's never happened as far as i know right has there ever been like a uh social protests where you haven't played especially in the playoffs i i don't know i'm not gonna say no i don't know certainly nothing like in my lifetime that jumps out. But I fucking hate the fucking... Who said it the other day? Someone was like, I'm sick of...

Someone in my replies. I don't really get political writing like that, but someone in my replies was like, I just hate politics and sports. Politics have been in sports forever. Shut the fuck up. Politics is in everything. It's in your music.

It's on your Hollywood. When you play the national anthem before the game, that's fucking politics. When fucking Jesse Owens national anthem before the game, that's fucking politics. When fucking Jesse Owens ran in front of Hitler, that's fucking politics. Politics have been a crucial part of sports. But fucking 1980, Miracle, politics. Your favorite sports moment that most people agree is like

the greatest sports moment of all time. The reason why it was great was because of the political undertones or in that case overtones i mean it was that was not about hockey that was about communism and capitalism and freedom and democracy in america and russia and i mean that it's always been that you know uh like all of the great moments the fucking the fist on the podium like you said hitler and like the the and even to an extent like like, uh, the Olympics in general,

you know, it's always kind of like us versus China, us versus Russia. The fact that it's America versus it's all political. You like always have Michael Phelps. No, you care about beating better than China. Exactly.

You care about America being better than Australia or whatever. I don't, I don't know if you really care, but I think that's one of the other. Yeah. That's what I mean. Like, it's not necessarily always,

it's not always like a Rocky Drago situation where there's a good and a bad, but it's always like America versus. Right. And so and that's the same way. You know, your favorite musicians are all political. Your favorite actors are certainly all political. It's it's always been this way. It's just but I will say it's much more on the forefront now, whether it's social media or the Internet or whatever, because you just, you know, you used to be able to sit down and watch a game. And aside from the pageantry of the flyover and the anthem and all that shit, you probably could keep like politics out of it.

But like the broadcast is going to be it now. Everything you all the articles you read and the tweets you read while you're to screen. That's a pretty nice privilege. I'm not think about it. I fucking hate when people say that. That's why the escape thing is such bullshit. This is my escape. Shut up. Fuck off, dude.

You're a fucking loser. But I also do. You're a fucking absolute loser if you say sports are my escape. I need fucking to see my time. Grow up. What are you doing in your fucking day-to-day life that is so oppressive that you need this fucking three-hour escape? It's basketball. It's hockey. it's football, it's whatever.

It's a sport you're watching. It's not fucking an escape. Shut up. And also, again, if you're allowed to escape, you're very lucky. Yeah. That's the thing is that you can't. But, you know, from a sports point of view, I think it's very interesting as far as just like what happens to these games? Are they just rescheduled?

If it's if one team elects to leave, I mean, that's it. Yeah. You can't have you know what I mean? Like you can't just be like, well, that team gets to advance and these guys have to play their games. So the logistical and just like sports issues are one thing. But I mean, let's say there is an arrest or something that is maybe a little uncharacteristically quickly done quickly. I mean, that's going to set a precedent.

You know what I mean? Where it's like sports figures can get shit done. You know, like if there's an arrest or if there's some sort of movement it's like they're gonna they'll do it again and again and again like they should right until someone like i wonder too though it's like you know i remember everybody kind of said adam silver however he handled it with the anthem they just never had issues it was just like you're all standing and that's it and but now like the nba takes like the ultimate step forward and i wonder if adam silver's like oh fuck like what do i do now but if it works like will roger goodell be thinking about like all right well what are my

guys gonna do now and how's the nfl gonna respond to that and uh i mean it just it is right now how the next few days and a couple weeks unfold i think is gonna like potentially change sports forever i don't know about that i think it'll change i think that they'll just do this every time they want it like i mean it's like i mean it's not like a fucking little thing like it's not like oh like i got a speaking ticket we're not gonna play anymore like it's a pretty massive thing that they're trying to influence change societally. I don't think it's going to be like a regular. Flyers win.

Fuck. I kind of wanted the Islanders to win there. I don't think it'll be like a regular thing. I mean, I just think every time something like this happens, they'll go back to the well and do it. Probably. They shouldn't. Right, but this shit happens all the time.

So I do think it'll be pretty frequent. And, like, I mean, hopefully things totally change, but there's always going to be an issue that you could, like, stand up for. And then we're going to get into the, I mean, I'm sure it's already happening with, like, well, why don't these guys stand up for China and what's going on in China? I don't fucking care about any of that, to be honest. About China?

I mean, like, I wish it wasn't happening, obviously, but, like, you fix your own house before you fix other houses. Like, you want the fucking NBA to protest China? any of that to be honest just about china i mean like i wish it wasn't happening obviously but like you fix your own house before you fix other houses like you want the fucking nba to protest china you're a fucking idiot that's a strong well but they also just have so much involvement in china it's not just that they're not protesting it's that they're basically like lining china's pockets and like yeah i mean they're like hand in hand with china so or so with america as a whole like everyone is fucking china every take your shirt off right now it's fucking made in china right we're all involved in china it's a humongous country with tons of industries it's like that's where everything is i don't know what the fuck you want

me to tell you right like you want fucking jalen brown to not play because the nba broadcast games what i think it really is is like we could enact some change here in wisconsin or wherever you can't you know you're not gonna fix china it's too big i don't know like like you look i i it's awful i wish it wasn't happening to the i think it's pronounced ugrs i'm not sure um u-g-h-u-r i think it's how it's spelled the ugr most like i i really it's awful it's a fucking holocaust i just don't know how the nba fix right i mean the end like china is not gonna be like oh whoa wait a minute like they're not playing tonight we have to fix things we don't fucking care because we're china and we're crazy yeah so uh well i mean it's it's uh i think it's

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John, we might have to quit. We might have to leave this company. This company stinks. So fucking soft. Such a bunch of fucking pussies. Top to bottom, really, the gambling company. I mean, obviously, Dave and Dan are not. I think outside of Dave and Marty, Dave, Dan, and Marty,

outside of Dave, Dan, and Marty and the Barstool Bets crew, pussies. Every single one of them. It's like full-blown sensitivity. Like, legitimate crying and like texting Erica. Who the fuck do you think you are texting the CEO of the company that they're a little upset?

Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, like, I'm still scared to talk to Erica. I asked Erica for a fucking employee verification form, which is pretty fucking standard I think, and I asked Erica for a fucking employee verification form, which is pretty fucking standard I think, and I asked her for it. She's like, of course, I can't wait. I'm so excited. And then I went and got lunch and I came

back up and I apologized for asking her. Well, in the real world, you don't usually like walk into the CEO's office or just call the CEOs. Get the fuck out of here. You're all such fucking pussies. Every one of you. It's insane.

Fucking blocking people on Twitter. Fucking whining to the fucking CEO. Fucking crying to HR. Pussies! It's sad to see what's happened to this company. And I mean, for you, anybody who was ever in Milton is, you know, they're fucking laughing their heads off right now. They're screaming their heads off because of what you guys had to

live through and do. I mean, could you imagine those guys in that environment? Could you imagine Brandon and Paul living in Milton, Massachusetts? What would Brandon have done when Hank was duct taped to the wall? I think we shouldn't do that.

Shut up, Brandon! What would Paul have done when Dave was just wall what would why guys i think we shouldn't do that like shut up brandon what would paul fucking tape him to the wall what would paul have done when like dave was just like on a fucking warpath just like criticizing everybody for calling the police he'd have called the police like the fbi would have fucking stormed milton headquarters and i and i hate doing that fucking like i i don't even ever say milton tough like i hate doing that like back in the day bullshit but like it's insane what's happened to this company. I said gambling took us here.

It's going to take us here too. These are the fucking employees we have now. Fucking cowards, all of you. Absolute cowards. You know how much it takes to get me even a little bit. I know. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

I'm screaming. Even to get me to fucking opine on one single fucking issue in this company, it's borderline impossible to do. I don't know the last time it happened. And fucking now, you guys are fucking ruining the name of Barstool Sports, fucking crying like little schoolboys, fucking running to the teacher because someone fucking pinched you or tried to like fucking be a man and just fucking deal with it. And Laduka, like, that's

just your actual record. It's just like, it's not fucking slander or libel. It's just what happened. It's just what's happened. Which is also what's so funny about this. Like, all of this is rooted in like dick measuring, right? And it's just like you guessed

this basketball game wrong you all suck everyone sucks at gambling that's the fucking point point like it's that's why it's fucking fun to win there are shock there's there's like three people three things that have ever won at gambling it's dan and dave because they're rich now. Okay. Other than that, you're all losers in gambling. Speaking of, we're getting in the game. What? The gambling game? Fuck you. I'm going to fucking take it back from the fucking pussies.

Well, you know what? I'm going to take gambling back. They did say. Real men. You want to see real men gamble? You want to see guys who don't fucking cry and run to HR gamble? Yeah, you're right. You're right.

Done. I'm in. Tomorrow, no NBA games. Fucking Wisconsin. You ruined my shit but here's the thing when when they when when penn joined up they said we don't want like fake gambling we don't want you to force it if you don't gamble you don't gamble we'll leave that to the gamblers nope well here's problem. The gamblers are crybabies. A whiny little girl. So you still have to do content and still be funny and still be barstool and be entertaining while you stink at your picks.

I can do that. I can easily lose gambling picks and still do this job and not cry. Fucking I can do that easily. You want me to lose at gambling while I do this? Fuck off. I'll do it right now. Won't even break a fucking sweat doing it. I can't imagine either.

It is very funny, by the way, that we have these two warring factions, both of which cried to management about something. So tomorrow, Nick, write it down. Tomorrow I got Flyers and I got Knights. And you'll lose them both. Nope. I'm going to win them both because I'm fucking a tough guy. Who doesn't go to HR?

I'm a man. This is what it takes to be a gambler? Fucking not being a whiny little bitch. I can't imagine how this feud is going to go because it reminds me of politics right now where it's like Joe Biden had that sexual assault case. Well, the Republicans ain't going to say shit about that because it's like, well, we both... Let's just have offsetting penalties.

Everyone shut the fuck up. You're a pussy. No, you're a pussy. We're all pussies. Now we can get back to losing gambling, and apparently that's what the world wants to see. I don't know. I will fucking... Not...

Hashtag not my... Hashtag not my... Ruining name of Barstool Sports. Not my not my damn. I might officially have to make a shirt that says not my barstooler and it just has the names of all the people who are not my barstooler. You know, it's like say their names. Faladuca, Brandon fucking Walker, Blackjack Fletcher. Fuck this shit. Fucking whiny little babies.

Like, just be fucking adults. It's insane. And, like, Barstool's been built on, like, fucking with each other and shit like that. And drama and shit like that. But not, like, legitimate whiny baby drama. Right. Like, it's more, like, just fun and fucking around. It's busting balls.

And it might, It might leak and bleed and become real, but it's still rooted in like, fuck you, no, fuck you. Not like, I'm gonna call the boss. Not, fuck you. Hang on, let me email Erica real quick. I'm gonna sue you. Fucking hell.

I had to pause for a moment and be like, wait, that's a joke, right? This is slander. That would be, I could see it being funny if I was like, stop, that's slander. I'm going to sue you for fucking, but when it's serious? Or when you call the boss to be like, someone's being mean to someone else? Poor Kate. I always felt bad for Kate on that one.

She was probably like, fucking stop. I don't want you to do it. I don't want you to pull the twist. I did two tours in Afghanistan, bro. Yeah, I'm good. I can handle a couple of people being mean to me on my mentions. Kate actually texted me and said, if you don't stop, like, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was something like, if you don't stop being mean about Paul and Brandon, I'm going to go to the boss.

See, that's how you do it. That's how you do it. Fucking me, you, and Kate are going to start a gambling fucking ring. And we're just going to call it losers and not pussies. Pick central versus. Wait, who you got tomorrow? Pick two baseball games tomorrow. We're going to do it.

I'm going to try to pick two losers on purpose. Just so I can fit in. Okay. I'll take the Mets because they're unbelievably bad. Yeah, let's see. Let me see. Tomorrow. We're doing Thursday games?

Yeah. I will take the Mariners are absolutely going to lose to the Padres, so I'm on the Mariners. And I think the Marlins. I don't even know what spreads are in baseball, to be totally honest. We haven't done a making game with Baseball Edition. Maybe we'll do that soon. We're going to Marty's game tomorrow.

I would imagine it's like hockey where it's all minus one and a half. Sure. Every game is minus one and a half. And the Marlins will complete the sweep with the Mets. And so I will bet the Mets. I got Flyers to win. I got Flyers money line. I got Flyers money line. I got Knights puck line, by the way.

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I wasn't worried about crashing and killing myself or others I was worried about getting pulled over, getting in trouble going to jail, getting a DUI getting that on my record, so there's many reasons it ranges from life and death to ruining your life and it happens every 50 minutes, there's an asshole

who's drunk driving or gets in an accident here in America. I mean, we are the worst in this country. I always love talking about how, like, one day we'll have to tell our children, like, we used to drive cars. Yeah. Well, yeah, but that means you couldn't drink. Oh, no. We did that, too.

People were drinking. Big time. 29 people a day die in alcohol-related crashes. That's nuts. That's a lot. So don't do it. And the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is here to remind you to not drunk drive. Don't be an idiot.

Don't put yourself and others at risk. Don't risk your life. And by the way, on top of I wasn't worried about dying, I was worried about getting pulled over. But even more so, I was worried about having to pay for a lawyer. So it's like you're going to be you're either dead or you have a joke with a DUI. And it's like probably like years. It crushes you. Yeah.

And then, God forbid, you'd like get pulled over again for something else. And you got a DUI in your record. I mean, it haunts you. It stays with you. And it's so easily avoidable by getting a Uber or a Lyft or just crashing wherever you are for the night. You know what I always say? Just find a girl or a guy to sleep with. Just lower your standards. Go home with them and don't get in the car.

So no drunk driving. Make sure you drive sober or get pulled over. Am I the asshole? Wait, I got a question first. Sure. Do you tell your friends you love them? No. Really?

One friend. Evan, you know my buddy Evan. Yeah. Tell him I love him. I love you. I love you too. Why? Where'd that come from?

Well, it's my friend passed away. Like, today's like the anniversary of my friend passing away. He's very dramatic. So he died in his sleep. And so we have two days because we don't really know when it was. And so I've just talked to a lot of my friends today. Right. And I've been ending the phone calls.

That's different, though. When you have, like, a moment, I would maybe. Yeah, but it's more like, I mean, we haven't been, like, talking about, you know, kind of a call. Like, hey, you know, just kind of talking, blah, blah, blah. And I've been saying, like, I've been giving a lot of, like, love yous and stuff at the end of phone calls. And I helped Gaz move out a little bit this morning. You said I love you to Gaz? I just dropped a love you, and he did not return it.

I had been doing it regularly, so I was programmed in, like, saying goodbye to friends. I was ending it with love you's and I gave him a hug and I was like later man love you and he was like alright peace like but like I will tell you this much out of everyone you could have said that's the last person

on earth you should have said I love you to that is abominable. I mean, first of all, you don't love gas. No, I don't. I like gas. If someone tells me they love me, I'll return it. Love you too, bro.

Really? No matter who it is? No matter who. If Brandon Walker said I love you right now, you'd say I love you back? If Paul LaDuca said it, would you say I love you back? Either of those fucking people ruining the good name of Barstool Sports. I'll kill you if you say you love me. I can't believe you said I love you to gas. I know.

That would make me want to chop my tongue out. I had to say it here. I would maybe quit and run away. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to start saying it to guys. Like, I'm going to text them about, like, one minute, man, and then I'll be like, cool, man, I love you, and see if he's just like, the KC Radio boys keep saying they fucking love me.

What's going on here? I didn't have the eye. The eye's different. Just love you. Love you. Text her you said this. Said it. Said love you, man.

Like, all right, man, I'll catch you later. Love you. That's weird. It's not as bad, but I'm sure he was like... It's like we just gave each other a hug goodbye. And it's just like... Oh, alright, it was a hug. Because it was like, this is like the final...

Yeah, he was leaving. He'll never be back in that apartment. Alright, so there was at least a... Maybe he didn't reciprocate, but he probably understood slightly what was happening. Yeah, I've never said to him before. As by the way, he moves to a fucking penthouse somewhere, right? Fuck you, guys. Fuck you.

I don't know who I hate more. The pussies from the new guard or the asshole from the old guard who's somehow living goddamn lavish. Fuck you, Paul. Love you, man. Love you, bro. Again, I talked to four different friends.

It was just kind of early. It wasn't early in the morning. It was probably around 11 or so, noon maybe. And it was just programmed. I've been talking to people all morning. It was just like, goodbyes to me and love you. And I was just like, all right, man. I'll catch you later.

Love you. And he was like, all right, cool. You think he noticed it? Definitely. Yeah. You couldn't not notice it. It lingered in that room for hours i'm gonna get home tonight and it's still gonna be echoing around you

remember that chapelle skit where he used to fuck with like his uh his his agent remember zip it up and zip it out you know what i'm talking about he would just he used to fuck with his like uh his white like manager and makeup things that sounded like black people phrases. He'd be like, alright man, zip it up and zip it out. Like just a random phrase. And he said his agent would be like, okie dokie, zippity doo dah, see you later. Oh, that's like in the office.

What? When Daryl teaches Michael cool black guy phrases. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. And it's like, zippity zoppity, give me this boppity, or something like that, whatever it is. Right.

And fluffy fingers. Like, Paul was probably just like, yeah, man, that's what fights does. Let's just fight how fights rolls. By the way, Brewers are sitting out tonight, too, so it is trickling into baseball. Brewers are, really. Which, I mean, and once, you know, whoever they're playing tonight is going to do it. Take the win. And then, I really hope somebody takes the win.

But, you know, I'm sure some of, like, the young, like, black superstars, you know, Mookie Betts is not going to want to play tonight, you know. And if he doesn't want to, then the Dodgers probably stand in solidarity with him. And whoever the Dodgers are playing, stand in solidarity. I mean, there might be, like, not hockey. Other than that, there really might just might just be like a full shutdown of sports And I really think that Goodell is like

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Shitty little studio flat, living off of ramen, wearing old clothes, because all my coworkers told me that they were able to buy their own places with their income as long as they saved like crazy. Before I quote unquote retired, I bought myself outright a three bedroom apartment. I rented the other rooms for a while. I got sick of having roommates, so now I elected not to rent. I met this guy 18 months ago. We've been together since. He knows about my employment history. He says he has no issue with it, though he did ask me to tell his family the white

lie that I was a waitress, which I kind of was, so it's not that much of a lie. I think I'd be okay. I think I could maybe date you, but I don't think we need to be celebrating the fact and telling everybody. I think that's fair. I mean, I wouldn't fault anyone if they asked me that right absolutely i i i've had an embarrassing quote-unquote embarrassing job before so i get it which yeah like you want me to tell your dad that i'm a fucking sell insurance fine sure i get it sure a month ago we found out that

i'm two months pregnant uh he says great news we should in together. And he rents a small one bedroom. So she was like, all right, we're going to move into my place. And she said, I don't want to leave. Yada, yada. He has said he does not want to move into my place and that she should sell it and they should buy a place together. I asked him why not. It's a great place.

It's spacious. It's got room for all his stuff. There's daycare in the building. That's amazing. It's a room for all his stuff. There's daycare in the building. That's amazing. It's a five-minute walk from the school. The list goes on. And he says, I don't want to live in an apartment that was bought by stripper money. That really pissed me off.

I told him there's no fucking way I'm selling it. He said that the point is that if I sold the apartment, then we could get a new place with the money from the sale. And I said, wouldn't that still be stripper money? Which is a great point. This is a logical assassin of a stripper. And it goes on and on. Does he want her to just sell the place and then fucking launder the money? We got to run a Walter White fucking car wash and clean the money.

But she spoke to her sister, and two out of three people think that she's in the wrong. She's not wrong at all. At all. Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit. This is, if you have a problem with uh i think it's perfectly okay to like not want a data stripper you are entitled to be like you know that i could see that being an insecurity for a lot of people but this is like something that's gone on in the past this is something

that's agreed upon already it's not a surprise and you're just talking about like we're not talking about like blood money we're not talking about like you killed somebody and by the way i would spell that i would spend that shit money is money and like are you still killing people no then we're good you got that money from killing people well what are we not gonna spend yeah i mean it's money money money man like what are we marking bills dude i can't i would fucking let her be my sugar mama so fucking fast. I'd be like, yo, keep stripping. Depending on how nice this apartment is, I'd be like, keep stripping. Right. You keep me decked out in fucking whatever I want.

Fucking keep fucking J's on my feet, ALDs on my legs, Noah's on my chest, and I'll be happy. Absolutely. People think too much, man. There are so many people in this world who have real problems, and you're going to get mad that you have too much money that it came from a source that you don't particularly like. Bro, I might try and convince my girlfriend to become a stripper. Seriously. I might try to convince your girlfriend to become a stripper. Seriously. I might try to convince your

girlfriend to become a stripper. Let's go. I mean, I've been preaching to everyone. I'm walking up to women on the street saying, you should start OnlyFans. I am all for people making money in every manner they can because that's the beauty of the world right now is that you can

make money almost any way possible. So, fucking shut up. You got a kid on the the way this is the best thing for the oh i missed that she's pregnant yeah that's why they're talking yeah she's pregnant it's five minutes from the school there's a daycare in the building like this is a great setup that you are going to fuck up because of your pride because of pride well i wonder what it's even like to have pride. What even is pride? Who do I need pride for? I've gotten this far without it.

Pride. This pride you speak of. Is it like self-confidence mixed with dignity or something? What exactly is pride? Not interested. Nope. Thank you. Nope.

Sounds very complicated. If you have pride, you're a fucking loser. If you have pride, you better be... You're either a loser or you're you better be like the best you know if you're like the smartest the fastest the strongest the sexiest the best and you're proud you better be the cream of the crop or otherwise you're a fucking loser you know what's pride you know what's pride we're gonna walk in a polo duke yeah right pride proud motherfuckers who are running around showing their pride. Put your pride away, okay?

Put your little tiny pride back in your pants. People get mad. Like, he disrespected me. Why the fuck should he respect you? Have you earned that respect? Fuck you. And I mean this to everyone in the world. I'm not even speaking about those.

I'm speaking more generally. I mean, like, everyone in the planet. Why should I respect you? Who do you think should respect you? Nobody. Nobody. There's fucking no reason to respect me. Don't respect me. Dude, disrespect me. Spit on me. Get in my way.

Stop me from achieving my dreams. Be mean to me. Be rude to me because that's what I deserve. I absolutely do not deserve your best treatment. I do not deserve your kindness. There's nothing about me that's done anything to deserve your fucking respect. None. Disrespect me.

I do not have pride. It's kind of great, though, to not have pride. You can't be affected, you know what I mean? It's like, you're not a man. Alright, you're right. Whatever, dude. You're right. I'm a little fucking pussy. You know when they say pride cometh before the fall? I ain't ever fallen, though. I'm good. I've already fallen. I'm already at the bottom.

I've never fallen. I've just never gotten off my back. I've just been as far as my pride goes, it's just been hung over my whole life. It's like, not today. Pride. Here's like our Nike slogan. Pride. Maybe tomorrow. Pride rock? No thank you. Let me just Pride, maybe tomorrow. So, I mean, I pride rock.

No, thank you. Let me just check real quick if there's any anybody like on on their side. Oh, by the way, update. She dumped him. Good for you, girl. Yeah, that's right, baby. Good for you. Yeah, she's like, looks like I'm going to be a single mother, though.

That's crazy. Oh, how about this? She said, I'd be willing to sell and split the house, and then you have to pay for 50% of the next place. And he got very, very, very angry very quickly. Because guess what? That motherfucker doesn't have any money, stripper money or otherwise. So he's a broke boy, and that's why he's got too much pride. But it looks like, thankfully, all the other people uh uh you know are on her side jesus

christ uh okay next up am i the asshole this is a funny one and i think that you could maybe uh sympathize or relate i don't know my 25 year old uh 29 year old boyfriend punched a hole in our wall on purpose because i patched the previous hole he punched in our wall. I love it. I love him. Although my boyfriend is never violent towards me, he punched a hole, and you're going to love why, too. He punched a hole in one of the walls in our apartment two years ago.

It had nothing to do with me. He punched a hole in the wall when he heard LeBron James was going to the Lakers. We live in Cleveland, and he's very passionate about the Cavs, as are all his friends. Basically, every time we had friends over, he would look like, ha ha ha, look, I punched a hole in the wall. Fucking LeBron. And his friends always found it funny.

I, on the other hand, found it annoying and it made our apartment look like shit, so I told him we need to patch the hole. He said, no way. It's a conversation starter. I love this guy. Perhaps I did the right thing. This guy's the best. The best. He has no pride. He just punches holes. What's this guy's name?

I want to be friends with you, bro. I told him perhaps I did the wrong thing, but I had someone come off a task rabbit, patch the hole while he was at the gym. He was extremely angry about the hole, and a few days later. Like, oh, he's going to be pissed if I fix this. I've got to fix the hole in the wall.

I love this relationship. A few few days later i saw a new hole punched closely to the old hole he had purposely punched the wall this time to replicate the previous hole i started crying and he said he i was not to repatch the new hole without asking him this was a few days ago i'm not gonna dump him just because of a hole but as it stands this could be a huge issue unless I just let the hole exist. I don't want our apartment to look like shit. Too long, didn't read. BF punched a hole in the wall. I love this guy. I love it.

I'm a hole puncher. I'm a guy who punches holes in the wall. Are you down with me or not? I'm a stripper. Can you date me? I'm a smut blogger. Can you date me? I punch holes in the wall because of LeBron we're from Cleveland this is all we got you gotta know girl you gotta know when you live in Cleveland

you gotta know this is your brother your uncle your boyfriend your everybody this is what the guys of Cleveland do LeBron has fucked them over a bunch of times and uh and that's it I mean that's that's who this guy is like my father did it before me.

Like, his father before him. Yes. I'm from a hole puncher family where I've seen both my parents punch holes in walls. Pauly! Pauly kicked it. Pauly kicked a hole. Pauly, all right. Be still my heart.

If Pauly was not married to your father, I'd probably make a run at her. I'd probably take her out to a nice steak dinner. Pauly kicked a hole in the kitchen wall because I had, I needed an appendectomy. She, Oh no. You inconvenient motherfucker. We got to go to,

I was supposed to go out with the girls. It was Christmas Eve. So she was like stressed out. I did it. Just shut the fuck up and go back to bed. So I was like, fine, I'll go back to bed.

That's incredible. That's incredible. I watched my dad punch a hole. It wasn't a wall. It was through a door so he could get to me. Where you were like hiding from him? I was taking a shower. Like, whatever, I'll fucking leave you alone.

Because I hadn't brushed my teeth. I lied to him about brushing my teeth. I'm picturing The Shining. That's basically what it was. It was like fucking fists just coming to the door, just beating it down. I don't know which one's better. I love the Christmas Eve. She probably just wrapped all the presents.

Probably spent like $10,000 because she's got 30 kids. Shut the fuck up and go back to bed with your ready to explode appendix. Wow. I love it. What a family. But I love that. You ever see that episode of Winnie the Pooh? I don't think I've ever seen any episode of it.

Really? You should. It's like the number three franchise in the world. Remember? It's true, yeah. So Winnie the Pooh goes to Rabbit's house. Rabbit's house is just a hole in the ground because she's a rabbit. He's a rabbit.

I think Rabbit is a man, right? Yeah. That always fucked with me. Did you? I always thought rabbit was a woman. Yeah, threw me off. Yeah. I think the Tigger movie, they say like he in it. It blows your mind, right? And I think, and Piglet is a boy. I think there's a couple other ones that'll fuck with you

on that. Piglet might be a girl. Yeah, that's what it is. I think I thought Piglet was just kind of like a little, you know, feminine boy. It turned out he was a girl. Because I don't think of pigs as girls. I think of pigs as boys. I don't know why. Cats are girls. Because we're pigs. Huh? Because we're pigs. Oink, oink, motherfucker. But

Winnie the Pooh, he goes to Rabbit's house. And he's too fat. He put on a bunch of weight. And he gets stuck in her hole. And he's... Yeah, no. And she's trying to push He put on a bunch of weight. And he gets stuck in her hole. And he's, yeah, no. And she's trying to push him out and get his fat ass, like, through the hole. And it doesn't work. So she just takes a frame and she just puts it over his ass.

She paints on his ass and just makes it a nice decoration. Sometimes you get a hole in the wall and you just got to decorate it. You got to live life, baby. You got to remember it. I actually really like that move, like, in general in general like i think that's kind of artsy you know like i i think you should like just throw like a frame around like your your light switch and just be like this is art now i don't know post-modernism or some shit so uh not the asshole definitively not yeah absolutely and i'm not gonna say she's the asshole because like i get it you know you know yeah no yeah no i don't think no one's the asshole here right it's it's uh

it's a funny move by him they might have to break up though you think so just like i'm a hole puncher you're a girl who doesn't like holes in the wall well i'm i'm a hole puncher but i'm i don't need to leave it there i need to get my anger out in the moment and like once i punch a hole i'm like i'm such a fucking idiot. Right, that's the difference. He's committed to the whole punch game. And the LeBron sting's not going away. It's not like he's going to be one day like, all right, I've gotten over it.

He's going to hate that forever. That's also, it's a pretty ridiculous reason to punch it. Everyone knew LeBron was leaving. Yeah, he was gone. LeBron was out of town. And he got you your title, so it's like, come on. So, you know, maybe I do side with her, but I'm not going to call him an asshole either.

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Hey, just a quick question for you. I've been seeing this girl, and she's pretty cool. She is really cool about most things, but she seems to have a problem with me using um profanity isn't you know just swear words and i feel like a second grader actually than uttering the word swear words but anyway and the weird thing is that she's down with me getting fucked up and drinking and smoking and all those other things and it just seems like you know using cuss words is a strange place to draw the line especially considered like you guys alluded to in that last episode, shout out the guy that gets drunk every day at 1 PM that pisses off his

girlfriend. You definitely have a drinking problem, but it is what it is. What can you do anyway? So my question is what's the strangest thing that a woman or anybody you're seeing, we got to just decided to draw the line at compared to other things that they left blind.

Let me know. I gotta be honest. That might be like the biggest uh breaking like uh breaking point is that the word deal breaker like if someone told me i can't curse i could probably give up like booze and drugs and all sorts of things what are you talking about huh you gonna hear that voicemail yeah oh i thought we were waiting for something. I never got anything. You just sit there the whole time. Yeah. Probably because your volume's down. Okay, I can hear now.

Can you try it again? That's funny. Were you going to speak up? I just thought Nick was doing something. Hey, just a quick question for you. I've been seeing this girl. I asked you what you were looking for. She's pretty cool.

She's really cool about most things. Do you hear it right now? But she seems to have a problem with me using profanity as in, you know, just swear words. And I feel like a second grader actually even uttering the word swear words. But anyway, and the weird thing is that she's down with me getting fucked up and drinking and smoking and all those other things. And it just seems like, you know, using cuss words is a strange place to draw the line, especially considered like you guys alluded to in that last episode, shout out the guy that gets drunk every day at 1 PM that pisses off his girlfriend. You definitely have a drinking problem, but it is what it is.

What can you do anyway? So my question is what's the strangest thing that a woman or anybody you're seeing in're seeing has decided to draw the line at compared to other things that they left blind? Let me know, Diva. So as I was saying, I think that would be the biggest deal breaker. Someone told me I can't curse. I think I could change a lot of things. Like if I was truly in love, I don't necessarily really believe in like changing who you are for a relationship. But, you know, you got to clean some things up.

You've got to change some things. Change your ways. But if someone was like, stop cussing. No swear words. I'd be like, fuck you. I literally can't not say fuck. I don't understand adults who don't like swears. I think swears should be allowed on fucking every channel.

They're just words. They're just words. You can't say shit like why why can't i fucking say shit it's a very common regular word that every adult on the planet says like the 10 p.m rule like i don't know i mean maybe you don't need to say fucking cunt on uh you can have some within reason but i think oh no i was no, I was going to say Nickelodeon. CBS, fine. But, like, I don't know. I just think, like, the regular swear words.

Fuck, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, shit, tit, fart, turd, and twat. Wow. That's the Book of 1982 song. That's what? Book of 1982 song. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tit, fart, turd, twat. Turd's in there? It is in it.

I don't think it's necessarily a swear word. I listen to Bloody Valentine all the time, and the part where he goes, what the fuck, you know that part? I can't remember what's before or after it. Anyway, though, at one point, he very distinctly MGK says, what the fuck, and Shay listens to the song all the time,

and I always turn the volume down real quick. And I turn it to, oh, my God. And so I've gotten her to sing, oh, my God. But then you're not really supposed to say that either. You're supposed to say, oh, my gosh. So I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. Even my backup is not appropriate. But yeah, I try.

I don't want my kids. Adult's fine. I don't want my kids running around being like, fuck shit, bitch. Yeah, no, I get it. I wouldn't encourage it. like i also don't know people gonna do what they're gonna do like my dad was a big like trying to watch his late like my dad doesn't do it my mom my mom does it today my mom will like send like my mom my parents we don't curse around each other in my family it's crazy i don't i don't like them we do but my mom My dad My dad doesn't swear so much I swear with him But he doesn't swear

Back at me And my mom and I Swear all the time My mom the other day She said something like You know This fuck Can you fucking believe it

And then she quickly was like He brings out Like the The vulgarity of me Like he's making me curse In front of my kids Like she picked up on it Real quick

But my dad My dad was one of those dads Who were like Hey guys come on. I like sports games and stuff. Yeah. And I was like, bro, I'm 15. Yeah, but you know what?

I think that's like, I think we should all say it, but I think we should strive to be like, come on. I mean, like, you have to really go over the line for me. Like, if you're like, hey, you suck. Fuck off. I would just, I'd let that go. Yeah. But if you're like, regularly, repeatedly. Yeah. You're like, fuck you, you fucking bitch. Fuck off. if you're like regularly, repeatedly, you're like, fuck you, you fucking bitch, fuck off,

and you yell for an inning, I'd be like, all right, dude, chill out. I wouldn't even need a kid there to say that. I'd be like, bro, fucking what are you doing? But if you just say it once. See, it's not even really about the language there to me. It's just about like you're being ridiculous. Right, you're being a noose. This is my escape, bro.

What are you fucking doing? Just trying to watch the game. Just trying to watch the game and fucking forget about life for a little bit. Fucking assholes. I'm just at the game, escaping while I email my fucking CEO about slander. Next up. Okay, it's your radio. Long time listener, first time caller.

I have an am I the asshole question. So I dated my high school girlfriend my senior year of high school and then into college my freshman year. We dated on and off, whatever. Probably like a year and a half in total. Sorry, can you press pause real quick? I recently broke up with her before coming back to college like a month ago. Kenny the Jet just walked off the set at TNT. Just like fucking took off his mic and he's like, I'm gone. Solidarity with the team.

I think we're going to see some shit. Also, there's our NBA games on. Why did they even put them on TV? Yeah, I mean, I guess they probably were in the studio and shit everywhere. I'm going to make them light of it, but you know what I mean. I just wonder how much, you know, like where else this goes. I didn't think about that you know i wonder if uh other analysts or you know espn people or whoever uh we could see some we could see some shit all right go back to that voicemail

now i'm back at school and wait can you start over okay it's your radio long time listener first time caller i have an am i the asshole question so i dated my high school girlfriend my senior year of high school and then into college my freshman year um we dated on and off whatever it's probably like a year and a half in total and i recently broke up with her before coming back to college like a month ago and now I'm back at school and sitting here and trying to go on Netflix and I realized that I am only signed into her account so I'm thinking like do I do it do I not do it so texted her best friend was like I'm crazy right like I can't use it she's like no I don't think she'd care at all

now she hasn't said anything to me and I'm kind of waiting to see what she says, if she says anything. But I was just wondering, at what point is it okay to use your ex's platforms or whatever? I know this is like a thing about the ex and changing passwords or whatever.

I mean, I think if you have a password, you can use it. Agreed., I think if you have a password, you can use it. Agreed. And I think if they change it. I'm going to log out. I don't even know how to log out in Netflix. Right. But if they do change it or something, then like.

Well, you can't. Yeah. Yeah. Then you just get your own. I mean, you know what I mean? Yeah. 100% facts. But I, although I will acknowledge that it's, it's kind of annoying. It's like you break up.

Uh, I'm, I'm, I'm more thinking of, I'm not saying I've been annoyed. I'm thinking I have been annoying to people where it's like when you, when you log back into Netflix and it says like, continue watching and it's like my shit,

that's gotta be annoying. I, I've, I've had people, I've had like, there were like at one time, like probably six people on my Netflix. Never even noticed.

No, me neither. But I think if you did notice, like if it was like you went through like a bad breakup and then it was like you're fucking – you're messing with my Netflix. I think it could be a moment of just like, fucking dick. See, I've never – I guess I can see it. But like it's – I've had – I think I've had multiple ex-girlfriends with my Netflix password all at the same time, just running through it. And I never know. We all watch the same shows. Is that annoying when it's like I was on episode three, and now it's on episode 10, and I got to go back and find?

Not really. I don't even really. If I was watching a series that I wanted to keep up with it, and then that was being fucked with, it would be a quick, like, I need, I wanted to keep up with it. And then that was fucking, that was being fucked with. It would be a quick, like, I mean, I wouldn't like,

I wouldn't cry and talk about slander and CEO. That would just be like, you know, I don't know. That's annoying. I guess if it was a series I've never seen before, but it was like parts of the rack, the office.

So I'm almost, it's almost nice to go on and it's on a different episode. So I'm like, Oh, it's a randomized, right? Yeah. This is great.

Perfect. I think just the world needs to recognize that Netflix passwords, streaming passwords, whether things go good or bad, whether you end up married or hating each other, it's one big... Some things are bigger than your relationship and love, and that is Netflix.

For sure. That is TV and passwords. And so, you know, you paid for Netflix. For sure. That is TV and passwords. And so, you know, you paid for it. I don't. You know, them's the breaks, you know? It's just how it goes. Yeah.

To expect someone to log out. Although, if I heard that, like, nah, she wouldn't care. Like, what do you mean she wouldn't care? Yeah. Why doesn't she care? She should fucking care. She better fucking care. I'm her ex-boyfriend, and I'm using her Netflix. She should be furious.

Yeah, right. It's like, well, because she's getting banged out by someone else. They haven't noticed that you're watching because they're having sex. Let's do one more voicemail, and then we'll do our interviews. Stop KFC, fight BC, Nick, whoever's producing today. Real quick question for you guys. So I just stopped at the liquor store because I live in fucking communist Pennsylvania where it's all, you know, separated beer, wine, and liquor,

but whatever. So I wanted to grab a bottle of wine. Grabbed a bottle of wine. I thought it was something like $35 35 bucks 36 bucks nothing too crazy uh but i get to the uh front and it was i believe 296 dollars so uh me being the beta boy that i am i'm not gonna you know say anything or speak up or you know say that it was mislabeled um i just did what any you know piece of garbage would do and just paid for it and called a podcast afterwards. But it kind of brings me to what – I know everybody's opinion on bad service and all that shit.

We don't speak up for anything. But at what point does it actually make sense to step up and speak for yourself for once? I was thinking about it. I don't think I would have paid anything. This guy. I don't think I would have said anything if it was more than, say, I don't know, $900. That would have probably paid for it.

So I just wanted to know how much of a piece of shit I am for that. Did you say $900? I mean, this is the conversation we just had about having some pride, having some dignity. I know this is a topic that is, like, deeply rooted in Barstool history. If you are an OG Barstool stoolie, Stan, you know about the Purple Starfish. You know, I mean, that was our company name for a while. We sold the pennies. That is part of the fabric of our company that is now being ruined by the gamblers.

But Dave went to buy some Purple Starfish uh board shorts he got to register the brand they were bill bicklin i see i didn't know that i i i don't think dave did either and he gets to the register and they were 200 which is funny now because like to know who dave became like this wouldn't i can't believe this was even a story for Dave. You know what I mean? And he bought them anyway because he thought they were like $30 shorts and they were $200 shorts. And he said, well, I can't look like a chump at the register who has to walk back

and put them away. And I always laughed about that. And I would do the same to an extent. I would not buy a $297 bottle of wine. I thought it was $30. I would buy a $200 bathing suit. I would buy that without a doubt. Probably. Or $97, whatever it was.

For a bottle of wine that you're going to drink in 20 minutes and it's gone, at least with the bathing suit you have something tangible. But that, and this guy's saying that $900 is his cutoff. I mean, there's a lot of things that I would not. Is this Dave calling?

You're talking about $900 is your cutoff? I mean, there's a lot of things that I would not. Is this Dave calling? You're talking about $900 is your cutoff for a Puddle of Wine. Yeah, I mean, no, I think he was just talking about in general, like $900 for things that were mispriced or whatever. I mean, I would probably put things back. Well, way before 900. Yeah. Way before there. I, I,

I totally get his argument. I'm a hundred percent the same way I would, but how stupid this, this actually reminds me of what we just said recently about birthdays, where it's like, you're an asshole if you celebrate your birthday, but you're kind of a bigger asshole. If you make a point not to celebrate it,

you know, it's like you sitting here thinking that the cashier is going to like judge you and you're worried about what the cashier thinks about you like you're something important or something that matters and you have a reputation to upkeep with this fucking cashier at the liquor store or the clothing store it's like no it is ridiculous totally ridiculous i get it like cashier, I'd be like, I don't care if you buy this or don't buy this, dude. Just shut the fuck up and keep it moving.

I will not remember you one way or the other. It's fine. Right. So I guess it all depends on what thing you're buying, if it's clothes, if it's liquor. But I do think we should practice. You should do as I say, not as I do. You should practice you should do as I say not as I do you should speak up for yourself and you should not get pushed

not 20 minutes ago we were talking about have a fucking pride do not speak up for yourself do not be proud of anything buy it all because that waitress will fucking hate you not waitress receptionist cashier that cashier I hate you. Not waitress. The reception. No, not receptionist either. Cashier.

Cashier. There it is. That cashier will think she'll tell her grandchildren about that fucking poor bitch who couldn't buy a bottle of wine. Buy that shit. You know what I'm going to do for you? We're going to wrap this episode up, babe. Okay.

You can go. You can go take a nap and have a drink. I can't stop yawning. Yeah. It's like I'm not tired. I'm not physically tired. Yeah. Long day, though.

You know, long day. You've had a long couple days, emotional couple days. You get your apartment. You've been running hot about the gamblers. You need a break. You need a break. So let's get into our interviews. Tom fucking Segura and Joe Manganiello. I mean, those two could not be more different, but also two of my favorite people maybe ever.

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How's it going? We're good, man. How about you? Good, man. All right. We got a few things to talk about. Apparently, you can't throw rings around, stick up someone's ass with this live stream company you were working with. Was that the final straw?

Dude. Break it down. Break it down, Tommy. What do we got? That was wild. That was some old school shit you guys were doing. That's some crazy O and A. Like, we don't give a fuck, we're going to have a guy on our couch with an asshole out. I feel like I should first let the good people at Stoke get their plug in. I got to work with them. I got to design.

We design a lot of merch at YMH. We got to design this and give a little wink to folks who feel fragile about drinking delicious things. So it was really fun. Oh, that's a nice sounding puller. Who drinks? Do you drink more stoke or does Bert drink more Kool-Aid? Unfortunately, I'm going to have to give him the upper hand, but I'm really close. I do drink a lot of Stoke.

If you go to stoke.af.com, they sold out, and they are restocking them. So they're giving some of these away so people want to get them. You are – you're just printing money over there, huh? I mean, you're getting into everything. We're doing coffee now. I'm printing coffee. I love it love it man it's good stuff i'm not even a huge coffee guy but even i can enjoy this it's got the pumpkin spice yeah it's good stuff they're they're really

cool i really enjoy the people it's dope um yeah dude so all right i'll tell you the full story so i got i got a call. And, you know, I'm a touring comic. I live for shows. And, like, it's been a real bummer. It's been five months. And so just the idea of being on the call, like the text, what I'm usually used to with, like, how is Chicago selling? You know, like, that whole, like, experience is what I'm addicted to.

Right. And so they go, hey, you could do a virtual, one of your virtual podcasts and sell tickets. So it could be a special event, live streaming. People could watch it out like a video on demand. Right. I go, this sounds pretty cool. And then we go, hey, you know, we play a lot of crazy stuff on our show. I go, can we do this uncensored?

Because that's like a hook, and that makes it more exciting to us. Right. So they go, well, let's set up a call. So we set up a conference call with this whole team, legal people from this company, executives, and our producer is like, yeah, so can we play uncensored and they're like yeah no problem and they're like and my producer goes i don't think you know we're not talking about language you know there's different uncensored play and they go well what would you want to play

and my producer goes well i've thrown up twice in the last month working so but this goes to show you the extent we went to okay so i go i'm not taking anybody saying like yeah sounds fine right i go put it together in a file so we send them a drop box link the drop box link with the clips we're going to playing which are horrific like really really bad okay they call us back and they go you're good to go i'm like really then a week later we add more clips and we also the guy who does the stunt is the guy who i had pushed a few weeks earlier who had shit his own balls out. So I didn't realize it was him. I've seen that.

That's him. Amazing. I have to give him credit. Pierce Paris is his name. Great. He pitched the idea. So I didn't go like, hey, will you do this? He said.

It's a real go-getter. So I was like, I go, yeah, man. So we'll do a cold open, like an SNL cold open. But it'll a real go getter. So I was like, I go, yeah, man. So we'll do a cold open, like an SNL cold open, but it'll be with you doing that. He loves it. He's gamer shows up. Absolutely kills it.

What was his line? He looked at the camera and was like, Oh, the drama or something like that. Once we, I landed a horseshoe on his, on the pole. He turns and he goes,

it's your mom's house. It's live. So we had like a great, and then that bit like really launched, you know, the people were going crazy in the chat thread. They give us a call that night. I get, I mean, my agent called, he goes, you broke all the sales records for this service. You know, they've never never had activity like this.

We're riding a high. Saturday, Sunday, Monday, they go, it's still selling. People are now buying it as an on-demand thing, and it's doing really well. Everyone's happy. The service is happy. The agency, we're happy. Tuesday, we're doing a podcast. And as I'm doing the podcast, I have my phone over here. I see my agent call and then text. And I'm trying to like stay in the conversation. So we break. I pick it up and it says urgent. Call me. Okay. And he goes, I got a real problem. And I go, what is it? He goes, they're taking it down. And I go, why?

And he goes, I don't know, man. Somebody saw it that is higher up, I guess. But they signed off on it. There was probably like one or two guys that it didn't get to that, right? Like it went all the way up the ladder. I think a higher up was probably like, you know, Monday meeting was like, oh, so we had like a really good sales weekend. What happened? Yeah.

What sold so well? The guy who shits his balls out. Take a look. So, yeah, then I go, you've got to be kidding me. And they were like, no, dude, they're like this. Like the person that called my agent said he called him in a panic. He was like, this guy was panicked. Yo, this is great for you, though, right?

You're just going to re-upload it elsewhere and now have even more hype and more subscriptions, right? Yeah. We'll announce the new home within another 24 hours. We already have it. We already have it. If I didn't know you, I would say that you set this all up. This is great marketing for you guys. I wish I could, but yeah. We also booked three more dates.

I was going to say, so how often are you going to throw rings around? One a month. I mean, the bar is set extremely high for whatever the next couple of stunts are going to be, dude. Yeah, it's going to cost us to do these next stunts. That is unreal. What else was going on? I listened to the episode with you christina maybe a couple weeks ago where you guys were being like very oh did you see that panda and

that baby and you were being very much like you know uh this is what this is what you get when we when you censor us is someone else giving you a hard time well yeah that was really like so i don't know like we ended up not really planning i've i've told our producers we have like three or four producers there i was like stop putting crazy shit in my folders because i can never resist playing something outrageous right i go but you're you're playing you're giving me stuff that's so crazy that like people are like what is happening on this show so i because i started to get all these messages about like how gross things were i was like fine let's do like a family episode like uh you know like kids laughing and right and so like but even

like your fans were like dude this is too much or there were people just like you know the haters uh no i think some of the i mean i think it was kind of split the the truth is i think that a lot of the fans go like this is outrageous but this is what we live for right so i mean like it's like people were telling me like i was they were struggling to finish the live episode they're like i was like peeking through my hand yes like yes that's that's the goal right there it's wild so now you have i mean think about he does a podcast with his wife and then he does a podcast with burt fucking kreischer i mean your world you are in diametric i mean and you know your wife's obviously a comic so she's hanging with with the guys but that's a those are quite different oh yeah it's like i i'm with my yeah my my wife and then like this guy that lives outside

this i really believe in his mickey mantel gene i think it's a thing but saying that he's true it's a real thing but say but there's a limit and saying he's gonna give warren sapp a run for his money in wrestling i think is well beyond the limit one of the all-time great defensive linemen i mean he is a literal bear a man who wrestled professionally i mean he's a freak you know how bad i wish that warren would have been like, cause he responded today on Twitter. Was he like,

let's just do it. He's like, we're all, we're good for all those except wrestling. Like he was like, I don't want to kill a man. Well, yeah.

I mean, I was like, do you realize like all your meals will be through a straw. If you wrestle Warren, like I just saw Warren on his Instagram doing a backflip off of a boat. you wrestle Warren Sapp. I just saw Warren on his Instagram doing a backflip off of a boat. He's like 48. Those guys are...

That was actually one of the first questions. They're not like you and me. No, they're super humans. And he can run a fucking 4'4", 40 on top of it. Vince Wilford ran like a 4'6". It's insane. He was almost 500 pounds. Can you imagine a dude 440 on top of it. Vince Wilford ran like a 4'6". Yeah. It's insane. One of the first questions we did.

He was almost 500 pounds. Early on, maybe. Can you imagine a dude like that, like, for real, putting his hands on you? Rushing at you, like, I want to hurt you? It's over, Burt. I know you can run a marathon. I know you can just pick up, like, funny, quirky things to do. I want to see it so badly.

So bad. That's got to happen at some point, right? You can convince Warren. I want to see it. I don't know. That's got to happen at some point, right? You could convince Warren. I want to see it. I don't know. If we got enough booze in Burt, which isn't that hard. I think he'll take care of that for you. All right.

Let's see what you can do, Warren. Is your will signed and up to date? How has Two Bears, One Cave been? I mean mean you guys do what every two weeks is it it's every week every week now yeah all right so i mean yeah i mean you got you gotta be killing it now huh business is good i mean two bears like really exploded you know like um the youtube audience is uh in particular like really significant and uh yeah they love the show i think he and i you know it's like you just have we have chemistry like we have a dynamic where um i think the big thing is that we really do and always have liked each other and like the thing like we actually

fully it's like almost like we're married we're like we know each other's little things so well you can tell it when you listen about hurt that like bother people don't bother me. Like I just, it's like full acceptance of your partner, you know? Yeah. Listen. Same thing with me. Like he just fully accepts me how I am. For you to be able to sit through that laugh every single time it happens.

Oh, yeah. It's true love. It's true love. Because I would want to chop his head off. It doesn't even register. I don't even hear it. I mean, it is unbelievable when when did you guys like when was the how long have you been friends before you were like let's just fucking like do this professionally and make money now well why right a long time yeah i mean we were we met in 2003 or

four right we worked you left a lot of money on the table, man. You should have been doing that a long time ago. I know a lot. But then, you know, then we each started our podcast and the whole pairing up thing was like not it was never it never occurred to me because I was doing your mom's house, which had, you know, its own has its own significant following, and it feels like it's work. Meaning work as in something that we do every week without failure. And then as far as a second podcast, I had thought about doing an interview show where I could just actually talk to people, not having the comedic element to it because sometimes you just want to talk to people. And anyways, with like other people doing like pairing up to do shows i was like you know why don't we just try that like

see if we could so we did and yeah it worked out man worked out pretty well the podcast game is so funny where you're like well i already have one show a week i couldn't possibly do two. I have to work three hours this week? I don't think so. It's like, what am I? One thing that I feel like because obviously Rogan gets a lot of credit for huge podcast explosion, but one thing

I think he really nailed that we're essentially, he takes all of his interests and he puts them on the same feed, right? But I feel like if I wanted to have a one-on-one talk with Mark Cuban or something, if I put it on my Your Mom's House feed, I feel like that audience would be like, this isn't the show. Right, right. Whereas Joe was able to kind of leap that where he goes, no, no, no. This is just going to be like mma

today right mma a scientist uh yeah and they're all on the same feed and people kind of like pick and choose it i feel like we we went so much in the direction of like this is our show that if i wanted to have four hours of talking to different things, I have to set up like four RSS feeds. Right, which is a bitch to grow. But when you get to the point that you can grow multiple ones, I feel like people would appreciate that more. I think so too. Yeah. And now I got to give it up to you for, I mean, just doing everything in Spanish is fucking brilliant.

Well, yeah. You're just double dipping, you son of a bitch. You know, once I started doing stand up in Spanish and then I got I have a deal for a Netflix special in Spanish. So when I when I signed that. Are you doing other material or is it just like your jokes in Spanish? Right now, it's a it's a well, when I last did stand up five months ago. Right. It was a mix of like material written just for those shows and some material that was translated. But the idea of that podcast was really just to practice Spanish by talking to native speakers all the time. And then reaching out to an online audience because with the goal of shooting the special, you're like, well, I'll just build this relationship over time.

Right, right, right. Are you writing jokes now? Are you like without with no kind of like, yeah, it's not over time. Right, right, right. Are you writing jokes now? Are you like without, with no kind of like, yeah, it's not even really worth it, right? Because the feeling like in normal times when you write jokes, like the fun thing is like, hey, I got this thing. I'm going to try it tonight or I'm going to try it tomorrow. When you don't have the release, the outlet to do it, you're like, well, I mean, what am I writing? You know?

At the same time, I also feel like there's so many stories and like bits that do come up that you don't want to get it out. I have like a notes thing where I keep for like that. I've written like sketches and I have a book that I'm writing. So like I I've been writing that that feels like the writing release. Yeah. The stand up stuff. I feel so removed from release. Yeah. But like the standup stuff, I feel so removed from it right now. Is the book just like your story?

Stories. Yeah. Just like essays and so like comedic essays and stories. I feel like that's always been where we end up, but I feel like the thought of blocking out time to write for something that's not, we're so used to like writing it and publishing it and just getting it out there.

The thought of blocking out time to write for something that you're going to put out. And like, I guess that you kind of do that with your specials, so you're probably used to like writing it and publishing it and just getting it out there the thought of blocking out time to write for something that you're going to put out and like i guess you kind of do that with your special so you're probably used to it but for us to do that seems like a fucking bear not publishing immediately sounds oh that's like the worst right but i mean i i'm sure that i also just lose interest really fast in myself i'm like this sucks like this like if i have more than 17 minutes to consider it, I'm like, never mind. That's terrible. We're not doing anything with that. Well, that's because we don't have self-confidence.

People like Tom, they have a reason for it. I don't know. I'm always interested. Did you and Christina make a concerted effort to, like, you guys refer to your kids, but you kind of keep family pretty separate, whereas a guy like burt is you know obviously out there with names and crazy shit right i kind of did the same thing and i i regret it uh was that like yeah you know a talk you and christina it was definitely a thing because i'm i'm naturally immensely private right so which is kind of weird right it is it is a bit weird because for me it's always been a separation where like performing is like that thing. And then this is your separate life.

I think podcasting opened up that gap a little bit for me, like in particular, sharing more, you know, talking more. Like I had a hard time just like even being open about, you know, interests and everything. I just felt like, you know, I'm a comedic person here and then I'm another person here, but like, it's, it's, it's bridged the gap a little bit over time, like getting more comfortable with that. But yeah, I've always been like, yeah, I don't want to, you know, they don't,

my kids, I think like they didn't sign up for their dad, you know, having crazy podcasts and, and telling like, you know, insane jokes. Hanging out with guys who shit their balls out. Yeah. They're at school. It's like, Hey, i saw your dad throwing rings on that guy's asshole yeah i guess i guess i don't want like i don't know man no i live in this my bubble is like is a lot of crazy jokes and inside jokes meaning like even like social media and like i i'm not gonna be like cool with some random dude um you know making comments about my kid yeah so i'm just like i i'm not gonna be like cool with some random dude um you know making comments about

my kid so i'm just like i probably should just never you know oh it's so i mean it is absolutely the way to go i i can't put the toothpaste back in the tube but i absolutely wish i could it is way smarter to do it the way you're doing it you said last time the last time on the show you said you moved this studio right to not have it in the house so when guests came through that's right yeah yeah because of that reason like you just wanted it totally separate oh yeah and that was the best i mean it it was great for the privacy thing but it also expanded our business like significantly so it ended up being like something that made you know it's like it's a destination to go to right but like i think it helped our show and

then we produce you know your mom's house two bears Christina does where my mom's at we do Tom's grow in Espanol and we're launching two more podcasts and it's all in that facility that you that you're doing or under your like umbrella um like are you hosting one is on under my umbrella

that like I'm not on it at all but we just produce it one it would be something that i'm a part of yeah man and are you doing a podcast with warren's app or is that just like well we're yeah we're talking we're talking about it i mean you know he's asking for dion money and we're just trying to like dude i had i didn't even know that was happening i woke up in the morning i was like oh dion's a fucking co-. It was so funny for us because we had for a couple of weeks been talking about Warren.

And then we saw that and we're like, Oh, this is like the, this is a thing now. And then we're like, Oh shit, what is Barstool paying? Probably more than I'm making.

Guarantee that much primetime, man. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. I'm a big fan. I mean, I, you know,

I'm a primetime. I'm a fan of i'm a big fan i mean i um you know i'm a primetime i'm a fan of like that whole thing that you guys have built there um no it's uh it's it's it's very cool i mean he's gonna be doing his own podcast and then other content i'm assuming yeah yeah i don't know what's out there publicly and what's not uh it's more you know football obviously related so they've got a couple things in the works for if and when there's football. I think there's going to be a lot of Barstool, Dion content, which usually we get these guys, and they kind of do their own thing, and they're just on our roster. I think Dion's going to be mixing it up with the guys, which is fucking unbelievable.

That's wild to think of. If you grew up in our era watching him, and now all of a sudden you're you know on the fucking stage with him it's insanity dude the opportunities man it's it's absolutely nuts i have two framed photos of him in my house yeah really yeah i mean he's that he's that dude his the interview he did on pardon my take he said something very like very quick and witty very funny talking shit. And the guys were like, did you just make that up right now? And he was like, yes, this is what you get. I can do this now.

I can finally speak my fucking mind. I remember someone asked him, could you cover Michael Thomas? And I think right now. And he goes, don't mistake a moment for a monument. That's it. I'm a monument. Don't mistake a moment for a monument. And he it. I'm a monument. Don't mistake a moment for a monument. And he just had that, Tom, he just had that off the top. I was like,

I would have had to write that six months ago. He's just that fucking dude. It's unbelievable, man. Yeah, he is that dude. And he could cover anybody. I think right now. Put him in the league right now. You're like, wait, you retired when? I met Michael Urban and I was like, now put him in the league right now you're like wait you retired when

I met Michael Urban and I was like Jesus Christ man he was completely jacked his hand went around my hand I was like oh my god I think Deion said right now he could play nickel safety in like the nickel package

and he could be like in baseball he could be like a pinch runner late in the game. I totally believe that. He could be an alternate in the Olympics in the 100th meeting. Right, if anything goes wrong, we'll call it prime time. Every time he comes up, I have to tell, he has my

favorite sports story of all time. In the pre-jaff meeting with the Giants, they handed him a huge playbook, and he went in, gave it back to him and said, when do you guys pick? They said, we pick 7th. He goes, yeah, I'm not going to be here and just walked out. And these are the type

of guys that Bert Kreischer thinks he can hang with. That would be awesome. You think you could beat him in a race? He'd be like, probably. I think so. Give me a week to train. I can do it. Alright, dude. I don't want to take up too to train. I could do it. All right, dude. I don't want to take up too much more of your time. Thanks so much.

We're going to be chugging this Stoke cold brew. I appreciate it, man. Yeah, no doubt. Appreciate it very much. Don't be a stranger. It's fun to chat with you guys. Have a good one, man. Thanks, Tom.

Take care, man. All right, big thanks to Tom Segura. That was unbelievable. I want to talk about throwing rings around your asshole. And he's like, hang on. I got to talk about throwing rings around your asshole. And he's like, hang on. I got to talk about the cold brew. But I really, I hope and I do believe at some point we will see a Warren Sapp, Burt Kreischer wrestling match.

Even if it's an impromptu, like they're doing a podcast because they might do this podcast together. I could see him just roughhousing. All of a sudden it pops off And we get to see the winner. 100% happening. Right. 100% happening. And I hope Tom is like the referee.

And I hope it's like a full pay-per-view. Fuck it. Let's do it. All right. Joe Manganiello, who is all that is man. We explained it in depth in this interview. But from looks to attitude and behavior. I think the number one thing is he's playing Dungeons and Dragons.

Yeah. Because he's like, yeah, I fucking love it. It's his confidence. He knows what he likes. He doesn't care what the perception is. He's actually taking something that's quote unquote nerdy and making it cool. And all the while, he's like the best looking, strongest dude in the world. And actually, interesting.

I don't know if this story is out there. He's probably told it a million times before, but it's the first time I heard it. The butterfly effect, the seminal moment in Joe Manganiello's life that turned him into

this, you know, shredded, manly freak is a very interesting story. The coming of age of Joe Manganiello is something you'll be surprised with.

So, let's talk to Joey on KFC Radio. Look at this guy. Oh, you son of a bitch. In the gym. In the fucking gym. Yes.

On brand. On fucking brand. Joe Manganiello is back on KFC Radio. My fucking guy. Flexing on the haters, wearing the death saves. Just absolutely the fucking man. How's it going, brother? I'm a puppy!

Yo, you are, god damn you, man. I hate you so much. You're the worst. You're so good looking, you're such a good shape, and you got like the little dog that girls love. Everything about you is just awesome. Yep, yep. It's so true. Oh, man.

Look at this. You know what it is? Because you do everything. Like, you can play, like, the macho dude, but then you have, like, the quote-unquote nerdy side, and then you got the tiny dog. It's just like, yeah, man, I'm just the fucking best. How about that?

Wow. Jesus. This is, like, my favorite intro to a show ever. God damn it, this is incredible. Thanks. Thanks. Great to see you guys. How you doing? You guys holding up well throughout this whole craziness? Yeah, man. Despite everything, we've been trying to make the most of it. As you can see, I'm coming to you from Joe's gym deep within me, the recesses of Beverly Hills. And yeah, man, my whole life, all I wanted was, you know,

I wanted my own gym. And I used to live within walking distance of 24-hour fitnesses, which were not always the best apartments ever. And I used to have lots of complaining from previous girlfriends, who I did not marry, by the way. But here I have it, and it's been worth its weight in gold. So this has been something that's been great to be able to really get dialed in. Are you ever going to get sick of working out?

Am I going to get sick of it? Are you ever just going to be like, dude, I just want to sit on the couch today? Sure, I do that. Yeah. I mean, that's one thing. I have a day off on the couch today sure i do that yeah i mean that's when you don't do it very often just one day it's unbelievable it is like because like i got in shape kind of quote unquote during during coronavirus i was home and i haven't touched a weight again in three months now because i'm i'm like once i look okay in a mirror one time I was like well smash this I mean look it's like

you know it depends on the role I mean there were like years that went by where I wasn't playing a werewolf or you know big big Richie or whatever it was and I didn't need to go that route I didn't need to do you know six days a week ten months out of the year I wasn't you know I wasn't training like a professional at so yeah I do enjoy that I'm also the guy that like you can drop me off on a on an island with a stack of books and a hammock and come back and pick me up in a year and i'd be totally fine so you know it's like i have a lot of different interests in a lot of different ways but um i do enjoy training i think i like the self-mastery and I like the masochism of it. Fellas, this is how you get Sofia Vergara to marry you.

I like to read. I like to work out. I do movies. I mean, it's unbelievable. You say things like self-mastery. You son of a bitch. You sandbag. I did not say that on the first date.

None of that happened yet. Yo, let's talk about your celebrity underground D&D game, the greatest Dungeons & Dragons game ever played. It sounds like, I mean, it's you and Vince Vaughn and Tom Morello and D.B. Weiss. I feel like it's like an underground poker game. You've got to be like, what's the password to get in? Oh, yeah, big time um the vetting process it takes months uh you gotta know somebody on the inside you're gonna come highly

recommended um if you created and show ran the greatest fantasy hbo series of all time and y'all put you on the wait list you know uh but it's been a lot of fun, man. It's just a great time. We all grew up playing this game, all of us. Big Show, Vince Vaughn, Tom Morello, me, Dan and Dave. We all grew up playing this game that affected the trajectory of our lives, whether consciously or subconsciously. It was this kids game that taught us how to make a character,

how to write a story, how to think steps ahead or in an episodic fashion. And, you know, when all these guys who played as kids found out that I was running the game. They wanted to get back in. Like, let me try.

Let me see if it's like riding a bike. And then the addiction, the obsession hits you. And then you are in. So did you actually get, like, you were kind of public about it. And then what, like, these guys, you know, they text you. They call you. You get an email being like, psst, can I get in on this? Yeah, the equivalent was a bit like, you know, it being like can i get in on this yeah the equivalent was

a bit like you know it's like i'll give you an example like i would go i remember taking a meeting over at sony and there was an executive i went in to talk to him about this other project but uh you know he saw me and he went over and closed the door and made sure no one was listening. It was like, I used to play Dungeons and Dragons. It was like, it would be like in the fifties, this guy's like coming out to me. I got a secret. I got to get off my soul. You know, like went on cold bear, you know and and was like you know first guest 10 minute segment where we just deep dove inside baseball it just sent out this signal and then people

you know now wherever i am you know i could be in some humongous studio executive party in Beverly Hills and some huge, huge A-list directors like, hey, so I was telling my wife about D&D. It's like people want to, they feel like they can talk to me about this thing. When we were kids, we really didn't want to talk about or couldn't talk about because there were so many there's so much baggage attached right the stigma right so

we actually had a voicemail uh voicemail recently where it was a girl talking about how she her boyfriend loved to collect dolls and they were having a baby and she had told him it's time to grow up not doll you know what i mean it's actually figures right right and she threw him all away and like he had a like a quote-unquote temper tantrum about it and we were like yeah no shit because you took away the thing he loves so much and i i feel like there's such a stigma behind it where like you can't love something that's it's i mean it's not obscure but it's it's a little it's a little bit on the more unique side right yeah well i think also when we were growing up there was you know the churches were out to get it parents were out to get it there were all of those rumors of you know

suicides and steam tunnels below michigan state and you know the tom hanks movie and so there was this real like like parents taught the kids this is wrong yeah man it was it was satanic shit dude i very often just nod and agree i'm not anymore what are you talking about steam tunnels under michigan state you don't know about this no i have no idea no no. No, so there's a Tom Hanks movie from the 80s that was based upon there was a kid who went missing for two weeks and the parents had seen this piece on 60 Minutes in which Ed Bradley was coercing parents into admitting that their children either committed

homicide or suicide because of what? How man, you look it up on YouTube. It's a 60 minutes interview and they go after the guy who created, I was going to say, how mad would you be if you're the creator and all of a sudden you're getting painted with the suicide brush? Like,

dude, I just like, I just like fantasy creatures and shit. Give me a break. Exactly. And they're saying to him, you know, your game is about fighting. It's about killing. He goes, well, what do you mean? He goes, is someone more likely to go bankrupt because they lost at Monopoly?

Monopoly, right. Yeah. Insanity. It's a game and so but it had this like this this kind of like reputation tacked on with it was similar to Ozzy Osbourne and later you know and and Alice Cooper and later Marilyn Manson so it had this like weird dark that's yeah that's the fun that's the cool part of it I mean yeah we felt like we were doing something we shouldn't be doing. It made us like it even more.

And so years later, here we are. And it's been a fun hobby that's led to me actually working with the company, writing for the company, writing stories. I've created characters that appear in video games that i they have figurines you can buy packages that i created wow oh no shit i didn't know that that's unbelievable you know by the way that you need to make a movie about this right like you and all these guys as the adult uh what was that that that movie came out recently tag where they all play tag tag yeah if it's you and the adult guys, and they're all A-listers and shit, and you all play Dungeons & Dragons, it's unbelievable.

Well, yeah. I mean, they're at my house. Get to work. Did you ever play any of the other, like I played Magic the Gatherer. Did you ever get into the other fantasy shit? Yeah, Magic came along. I actually did. There was a talk show host where he plays Magic against his guests,

and he asked me to come on and i like hardcore went into training i found this guy who used to win tournaments he came over to my house that's so perfectly you like you can't just go on the podcast and play he has to train with a master well it's like a big thick volleyball on fourth of july joe why can't you just have fun speaking of uh the guy who's gonna talk shit because he won a point on me at the net like that's not gonna happen okay like i'm playing for real okay Mr. Junior Olympics has stepped onto the court at 4th of July, at Memorial Day.

That's a very specific reference. Yeah, that happened with your neighbor, didn't it? You dunked on your neighbor. I was that dude. It was so bad. It was like, what are you doing? But I couldn't handle it if somebody would come back at me or clap back at me.

Oh, speaking of clap backs me at a clap back at me oh speaking of clapbacks the greatest clap back ever was that that uh aew wrestler saying i don't play dungeons and dragons and you're saying i do with the cover of uh men's fitness holy shit watch out yeah i mean you get it it's it's um you know it's that fun competitive know, I mean, as much of a nerd as I was on the inside, I was still a job. Right. You know, I was coming from that angle.

So I handled things, I think in that way. And I think there's maybe an, hopefully an inherent sense of comedy. And so, you know, guys like you about that must be so nice to be like, as much as a nerd,

I was on the inside. I still look like me. Well, listen, you know, listen, here's the thing. You know, I write about this in my book. I wasn't the kid, like, in eighth grade football. They lined us all on either side of a dip bar and a pull-up bar. And a whole football team had to watch as each one of us... Oh, that's my nightmare.

Dips the failure, pull-ups the failure. Now, I was the captain of the team. Guess how many dips and pull-ups I could do? I mean, the way you're selling it, it sounds like you didn't do as many as I can believe you could do. I would guess you did eight dips and six pull-ups. Zero? On both?

Zero each. Get out of town. Wait, you said what grade? Eighth grade. Eighth grade? You couldn't do a pull-up? I mean, I can't do a pull-up now. I'm not talking shit.

I'll do dips until tomorrow. I can't do a pull-up. I can't do one single pull-up. I was so embarrassed and so angry that I then became this. You have to say got famous. Yeah, like honestly, think about that moment. That's the seminal moment in your life where everything shifted. If you could have done a handful and nobody really reacted, who knows what you are.

Or if somebody would have said, hey, man, it's okay. Yeah, right, yeah right right you're only 14 you don't have to freak out over this relax you're great don't suffer from body dysmorphia you're fine the way that you are no no i'm mad i'm angry like get like and i went and i found i there was a history teacher at my school that i heard trained bodybuilders in the 70s it's like miyagi i went to miyagi right it was like you're gonna teach me karate teach me how to bodybuild like give me that wax off wax off yeah and so he's like come over to my house on monday night and at seven o'clock and i said all right so i showed up in my workout gear ready to go and he sat me down and pulled out all these charts of the body's muscular system with the skin ripped off and pointed these things out he was

pulling out like you know these medical texts and i sat there for an hour and a half because this guy just taught me how the body worked and how it responds to training training is actually damaging the muscles and then you need to sleep and you need to eat and you can't drink and you can't alcohol and you know all this and then he said

okay we're done I said well what do you mean I thought we were going to work out he goes come back on Wednesday he goes I'm not going to teach somebody I said, well, what do you mean? I thought it was we're going to work out. He goes, come back on Wednesday. He goes, I'm not going to teach somebody. I'm not going to put effort into somebody who's not going to do it exactly the way that I said. And he was vetting me psychologically before he'd take me on. And that guy then taught me the basis and the foundation for everything that I knew to the point where my coaches in high school pulled me aside. They were like, are you screwing around with steroids wow that's the ultimate

compliment really that's the ultimate we're in such good shape and the answer was no and I'm lifting with the wrestlers and in high school now I've got the you know they used to give out shirts for how much you benched and I remember getting my 250 pound bench t-shirt you know and the biceps were big and you you know, it was like, what's all this were talk, Joe? It's not were. Yeah. It's still current now. The girls noticed everything changed, you know, my whole, everything changed. My attitude changed, you know, the pull-ups, the dips, those came next. Like I was never going to be embarrassed like that again. And, you know, it was interesting that It was interesting that I wasn't at the top.

I wasn't even in the middle. I was dead last, and it was that failure that pissed me off enough to change the trajectory the rest of my life. Your entire life. And you know what else changed your life? The fact that that teaser said, come back on Wednesday, because that's not how that story usually ends. It's like, here's pictures of the human body,

and you're an eighth grader. Usually it ends in a very different fashion. So talk to me about the new movie, because, I mean, Dungeons & Dragons is this deep, dark thing and working out and all this shit, but Sleepover seems to be kind of like a funny, easygoing type of movie, which I, I mean, you've been known to do both obviously, but is it, uh,

was it like a switching gears or what? It's fun. I mean, you know, no stranger to comedy. Um, you know, I've been on, I think I was at one point I was on every sitcom and CBS had, you know, Peewee Herman and, you know, I mean, I've always, uh, I just kind of flipped back and forth, you know,b herman and you know i mean i've always uh i just kind of flip back and forth you know i think you know you do you do enough shoot them ups and drama uh or gut-wrenching you know emotional drama then you want to go do something funny and have fun on set and uh you know the sleepover was really funny it was a script that was on the blacklist, which meant it was one of those scripts to watch. And I read it.

It was super fun, very funny. And it was this combination of, you know, action and drama and comedy all wrapped into one. So, you know, we could tell this heist story. It's a fun heist in which, for people that don't know, a mom gets kidnapped along with her new husband. And the kids are left to go find out what happened to her. Why did somebody kidnap our mom? And the dad is, why is somebody kidnapping my wife? Who are you?

And it turns out that she used to be this master criminal. And she then changed her name, went into witness protection, got married, had the kids, had the suburban life. And these, you know, the powers that be force her into doing one more heist. And in order to pull this crazy heist off, she has to go find her old partner, who also happens to be her old fiancé, which is me. That's where you come in. My sister, the chagrin of her new husband.

I was going to say, worst case scenario, the only thing worse than finding out that your wife is actually an assassin is finding out that she used to be married to Joe Manganiello. That's way worse, in my opinion. I would rather you murder a thousand people than have you be the ex i mean forget about it so that's the plot of the film and and and so we get to do a lot of you know there's you know fun capers that we get into as we try to pull off and plan this heist and there's lots of fun action and the kids are really great. There's a kid in the movie named Max Simpkins

who is also a rapper. He's putting out singles and he's got his own merch and he's great. I love this kid. He's great in the movie and he's also shooting Mighty Ducks right now.

The new Mighty Ducks. There's a new Mighty Ducks? Oh yeah, Disney Plus. Is it a series or a movie? I think it's a series, but I'm not 100% sure. Sign me up for anything Mighty Ducks. Yes, please. Yeah. Wow. So it was really fun to get to work with those kids and have a good

time, and I got to work in Boston, which is where my entire family's from. My brother and I are from Pittsburgh, but my family's from Boston, so I know all the friends there. Why don't you meet us at Kowloon? I was going to say, I saw that video you talking about Kowloon, and I knew you were from Pittsburgh. I was like, why is he such a big Kowloon guy? Kowloon's the shit. Kowloon's the best. I've still never been. I'm a New York guy, so I've never been there, but everybody around here is from Boston,

and they talk about this place like it's a goddamn religious experience Andy Wong is like the savior it's crazy dude the Kowloon is the shit it's unbelievable the food is just as good as I ever remembered it and better it's like addictive it's so good and uh you know and then I got my friend my friend Jay Gordon owns a store called Bodega oh. I forgot your big bodega guy. So I became a sneakerhead because of my friend Jay and his flagship store, the first store, is in Boston. So I would take his kids out to go get shoes. That's where my brother used to work there when he was in college. It was a good home.

Oh, really? At Bodega, yeah. I mean, it's one of the coolest entrances to any store imaginable. Period. When you just go through the snap machine, it's like, all right. So cool. You step on the tile in the floor in the vending machine.

Yeah, so cool. And the store is back there. Did coronavirus, the pandemic, affect your sneaker head life at all? Because I kind of fell off. I was like, I go home now, and I look at these. Like, I have a wall of sneakers, way too many. And I'm just like, I mean, I've been wearing, like, sweatpants and comfortable shoes for, like i go home now and i look at these like i have a wall of sneakers way too many and i'm just like i i mean i've been wearing like sweatpants and comfortable shoes for like three months now it's like i used to spend all my money i get pairs i don't need and i kind of stopped

recently right yeah this is the first time i'm wearing pants right right maybe maybe five months right it's like i don't think i need a hundred pair of sneakers anymore this is kind of stupid i barely need one pair anymore. But I'll say this. There were a couple of pairs that I was like, kind of like grail pairs for me that were like, if one of those came up and it was the right situation, I would snatch them up. The trick was after the looting and the rioting,

a lot of those stores got retail. The retail market, the consignment market went through the roof. Right. Because they weren't sure. A lot of the flight club got wiped out. Right. So the prices went up. But there were a couple of guys keeping my eyes on them at all times. Did you grab any?

And I got them. You got them? What did you get? I got the Gray Cause Jordan Force. Oh'd you get? I got the The Great Cause Jordan Force. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's on the list. That's just one of those

that's just hard to come by. That was the fastest I've ever Kevin's like, yeah. That's one I haven't I haven't brought myself to pull the trigger on that one.

One day I will and it will be reckless but I will be happy. Yeah, so those and I got a pair of Red Jordan 11 band. Van Jordan ones. Yeah, sometimes you just got to have them, you know?

Yeah. You just need it. It's like having a collection of anything else. You just want to be able to look at them. Stupid, but whatever. I'm pretty good right now, though. I think I'm in a good spot where I'm like, I'm good. Does Sophia ever give you a hard time over them?

Dude, you know how much her shoes cost? So true. So true. The most expensive pair of sneakers is nothing compared to the most average pair of heels. But I'll show her. I'll pull out a pair of off-white Jordan 1. And I'm like, this shoe is $5, five grand and she just can't wrap her brain around she just takes off her heels she's like this one's seven shut up

all right dude listen we love it every single time thanks so much for the time and uh the movie looks great and much success with everything else. Also, the most well-behaved dog in the history. I kept forgetting you had a dog on your shoulder. He's like sedated or something. She's the best, man. She just ate. So now she's like, she just wants to take a nap so I can kind of do whatever.

What's her name? No, this is Bubbles. Bubbles. Rescue, man. So people that are in quarantine, I highly recommend go save a dog. Go give a dog a nice home, especially like people that are lonely, like a lot of guy friends that are single through Corona. It's been rough, you know?

And so I just, you know, go get a dog, go get a dog. Amen, brother. We'll talk to you next time. All right. All right, man. Thanks guys. Have a good one. Thank you, Joe. I'll see you around. I've got some issues that nobody can see.

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