KFC Radio - Tommy and Feits Are Working on a TV Show - Full Episode

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

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Well, yes, now that we're listening. Now that we're airing this, it is my birthday. However, we have birthday gate on our hands at the moment. Tommy has an independent third party. You have to weigh in on the situation. There's no birthday gate. There's no gate. It's not a gate. Silence today my esteemed my crack staff here posted uh on all social media it is your 40th birthday uh to which i had to say it is not my birthday it is my 40th birthday

today is not my birthday tomorrow is my birthday birthday. So I'm getting flooded with people being like, happy birthday. And I'm like, it's not my birthday. It's not my birthday. It's not my birthday. It's not my birthday. Now, the question is, who is to blame for this scenario? So to be clear, your birthday is March 6th. Correct.

Today, as we record this, is March 5th. As you listen, it is my birthday. But as we record it, it's not your birthday. It's my birthday. Pavs posted the happy birthday. It's a pretty tough piece of evidence to overcome. He not only posted it, he also said, I fucked up your birthday post. So that's the one piece of evidence.

Yeah, that's a big piece of evidence. Now, the thing is, the night before March 4th, Jackie said, what are you eating for your birthday? We have a rule at KFC Radio. When it's your birthday, you have to eat a type of food the number of years that you're turning. So I'm going to eat 40 munchkins today. So she said, what are you eating for your birthday on tomorrow's episode? Meaning we're going to record it, and then it will come out of your birthday. She did not specify all that, though. So these these guys see what are you eating for your birthday tomorrow

and they think it's my birthday so there's that also jackie is the only girl in the group we blame her for things right that is a like a huge huge piece of the puzzle is that if something goes wrong... Like D from Always Something. She was like, why is this my fault? I'm like, what are you fucking new here? One girl in the guy group. It's your fault. Your brain, scientifically speaking, is small. Yeah. You're dumb. Your fault. But you were just making

a face as Kevin was explaining that where you were like... I don't know. Your facial expressions just now where I felt like while Kevin was being like, it's not Jackie's fault, you were going, I don't know. Your facial expressions just now where I felt like while Kevin was being like, it's not Jackie's fault, you were going, I don't know. No, no, no.

Well, we did have a conversation last night. I think that it's, we had a conversation. New evidence has been entered into. I got headphones on, editing, tap on the shoulder, Jackie, quote, what are we going to do for Kevin's birthday tomorrow?

No, no, no. Once again. But I do get what, she's the only person who knows my actual birthday. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Oh, you didn't even know it was real. I learned it. I learned it.

Monday's episode. I mean, I knew, I thought it was March 7th. It was March 6th. Wait, new piece of evidence. Also, we had just established earlier that day. Just did this. We said his birthday is March 6th. They said, oh, I thought it was March 5th. we said his birthday is March 6th. They said,

oh, I thought it was March 5th. He said, no, March 6th. I thought it was March 7th. And I, okay,

whatever. And I said, big, big difference. I wouldn't have thought it was today. You would have been late, early. And I said,

guys, even I knew it's March 6th. Yeah. We like, just did this whole thing. So then I said, what are we doing for Catherine? Like, you know, it's Catherine's birthday, guys.

It's Catherine's birthday. I'll be remembering this. Anyways, I like had trusted that you could remember a few hours earlier and put, you know, context. Again, though, that's a dumb girl thing. To assume that he would remember. I just like, I fuck up all the time. We can't be counting the times. That's also evidence of discovery, Jackie.

It's hard. A lot of evidence all over. My gut says it's Jackie's fault. That's what my gut says. Let's be honest here. Let's be honest. You ran around saying, tomorrow birthday, tomorrow birthday, tomorrow birthday, to a bunch of guys. They're going to think tomorrow's the birthday. I can't. Let's be honest You ran around saying Tomorrow birthday Tomorrow birthday Tomorrow birthday

To a bunch of guys They're gonna think Tomorrow's the birthday I can't You made the dangerous assumption That we thought We knew what day it was That day

Yeah I don't do days I do Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday But I can't take the burden Of your stupidity Like I It's a fair point No no no

That is the plight of women That is the plight of women That's true That is what you guys Like literally Like we St, stereotypically speaking, like, we work and make the money and all that kind of shit. That's what we have to do. You have to deal with us being stupid.

Okay. We all have our things in this gender role. I can talk about this one, so you're right. I'm sorry for fucking up, guys. There you go. Baz wins. I was, again, like, I just didn't know what day yesterday was. Somebody said this was the most relatable part

of this was Spidelberg saying what was the exact quote because it was very good it's not that I didn't know what day your birthday was it's just that I don't know what day it is I always forget one of my friends birthday I know it October 24th Seraphim's birthday but when it's October 24th

I don't know it's October 24th yes that's what you say it's not that I don't don't know it's October 24th. Yes, that's what you say. It's not that I don't know your birthday. It's that I never know what day it is. It's more impressive to remember someone's birthday not on their birthday than to just watch them happen. Because if somebody said to me,

oh, your birthday is next week, I'd be like, wow. Exactly. If they happen to forget on your birthday, though, it's like, all right, whatever. Maybe they forgot what day it was. But if you, right, August 13th, your birthday, though, it's like, all right, whatever. Maybe they forgot what day it was. But if you – August 13th, your birthday? Oh, 14th.

I did it once with a girlfriend where I knew her birthday, all that stuff. I get a call at midnight. She waited until 12.01, and she's crying. She's like, everything you want to say? Oh, meaning like the midnight after the birthday. Like she gave you the full 24. Yeah, and She's like, everything you want to say? Oh, meaning like the midnight after the birthday. Like she gave you the full 24. Yeah, and I was like,

I was like, what? What is it? We weren't fighting. Like it wasn't a thing. And she understood once we talked it all out. But I was like, I was like,

I just don't know what day today is. I know when your birthday is. That's great. It was like, it was so funny. It's like, why are you crying? She's like, look at the calendar. I looked, I was like It was so funny I was like Why are you crying

She's like Look at the calendar I looked I was like God damn it I missed the whole day And you had talked The whole day and everything

Talked the whole day Oh that's bad My sister broke up With her boyfriend Because of that Really Well it was like One of the factors

Yeah Yeah no it didn't end well Yeah That was the first Chink in the armor Now who that. Really? Well, it was like one of the factors. Yeah. Yeah, no, it didn't end well. Yeah. That was the first chink in the armor. Now, who is the genius who got me these donuts? Because there are a whole bunch of jelly donuts and

specifically said, just get me the glazed ones. Now I gotta eat like 30 jelly filled donuts. Not really preferring that. So, alright, so ultimately now, who fucked up the most It's Jackie's fault Because you Should have taken care of this

Well I took care of half of it You didn't Jackie said we got you half Dunkin Donuts And the other half we wanted to get Entenmann's So here's Hostel This is somehow the saddest birthday of all time. She goes, there's 23 Dunkin'

Donuts in here and she comes in like this and we wanted to get you some Entenmann's. I mean, Hostess is, by the way, no shade to Hostess, the worst. Even you said, Heidelberg right away goes,

oh, no one needs hostess. I just knew they weren't entomans. Yeah, well, they're also like- It's the same fucking thing. No. I don't know the difference, but of course there's one. Just dig in yourself deeper.

Here's a loose bag of donut oil. No, these are- And your least favorite donut brand. Happy birthday tomorrow. It's your 40th. These are gas station donuts. These are like... Those are white trash.

Yeah. So are Intimid. You're laughing a lot over there for someone with 36 eggs on his head. It's somehow beating me. And I cooked my own 36 eggs on a TV. Tommy, do you want to take part in this? When's your birthday? Very funny. April 29th.

Everybody knows that. Goldeneer birthday. Goldeneer, yeah. But that means nothing to means nothing People always say that They're like Oh big deal Oh oh I mean I've just never had that

Because it's like 6 If you're over the age of like If you're born on anything Past like the 10th You don't get My mom let me drink on mine 14 Because we call it

Champagne birthday So I get to drink champagne Oh wait Your birthday is my half birthday Happy half birthday. Happy half birthday. Tomorrow. Do you want 20 donuts?

I'll get you a shitty bread. Okay, so what are you going to have for 29? I don't know what I would eat. I do like hard-boiled eggs. Is that what you had? I had scrambled. Well, it was just eggs, right? It was like... Do chicken nuggets count? Yeah, that's good. That's too easy. I had scrambled. Well, it was just eggs, right? Or did you eat it in any form?

Did chicken nuggets count? Yeah, that's good. That's too easy. I had dumplings. I mean, like fries is too easy. I was thinking about that. I was thinking about fries because I was walking and I saw fries. I would think there has to be a 3 to 1 ratio.

What do you mean? 3 fries. You don't eat a fry, you eat like three fries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if I wanted to do 40, I'd have to do 120 fries. Oh, I think you have to do more than that. Yeah?

I think you gotta do like five to seven. That's a lot. I guess I don't really eat fries, shockingly. I think there's over 50 fries in like a McDonald's thing.

But is three 29 times, is that even a lot? Maybe seven. Like, that just sounds like a large fry to me. That's a lot of fries. That's a lot of potatoes. That's like eating, what, five potatoes, I would say.

Google how many fries roughly are in a McDonald's large. Well, those are skinny, too. You've got to keep that in. Fries vary so much. You know what I mean? You get the skinny, you get the wide, you get the potato cut. I never really eat them. I know.

That feels like a clip on the podcast of the – MD Foodie Boys? Yeah. Who, by the way, there's a little hubbub going on about, like, who was on the MD Foodie Boys train first. Oh, that was you by far. Right. Is that like the 12-year-old kids?

Yes. Kevin, you told me about – you told us about that months ago. They had, like, 1,000 followers. I was like, this is insane that Kevin even knows what this is. I don't know why. So here's actually a really funny thing. I think because I follow and interact with MG Foodie Boys, who are 12-year-old boys, my algorithm is now feeding me this other kid who is horrible.

That is not what I thought you were going to say. You started with H-O. Who is hot. Mets fan base goes down a slippery slope with it. Remember baby Hercules or whatever? Baby Grodd?

Yes. He was just like eight years old he was fucking yeah old school youtube right tlc thing yes yeah he looks like him he has his weird long hair yeah yeah and he sucks at podcasting and he's always on my for you page now and i'm like like this kid fucking sucks get it i was like i was like i almost posted about it and i was like i don't want to just like directly quote tweet or whatever post on instagram this kid and be like you fucking suck get off my internet but this kid sucks there's only one true child podcast out there and it's the md foodie boys okay right yeah this kid this kid his life was absolutely ruined by the way yeah. Yeah. He ended up, like, he ended up, I think he's either dead or, like, destitute. And, like, it did not go well for him. Like, no kidding.

His, like, father made him work out. Live hard, die young, baby. Like, he was the man, trust me. When he went to, like, gym class, if he went to school, he was the man. He ran the mile in, like, three minutes. He did, like, a thousand push-ups. But he probably was dead. His parents should be in jail. No, I mile in like three minutes. He did like a thousand push-ups, but he probably was dead. His parents should be in jail.

I guess he's still alive. I don't even think that anybody that age is able to appreciate athleticism. Not at all. If you saw a kid like that, you'd be like, I don't even know what to say about this. Why do you look like that? But anyway, there's some talk about out and about was like

we're the MD foodie boys, and Dan was like, we're the MD foodie boys. And Dan is like, I'm the MD foodie boys. I'm like, fuck all you guys. There's only children on the internet. I'm fucking them. Those kids have just fully embraced the internet now. When it started, there was just this organic movement where they gave everybody nicknames in the comments section. And now they just call themselves that.

They're like, I'm Chubb Perm. I'm McLovin. I'm Nonchalant Kid. They put up a video going, we will take pictures in public if you want to now. I was like, these kids must be insufferable at school talking to 13-year-old girls being like, yeah, I got 30,000 miles away. Picture on Chubb Perm. All this eating talk has reminded me, I learned a fun fact the other day that you just know what everything tastes like. Whoa.

If you picture taking a bite of that table, you know what it tastes like. You can taste it in your mouth. If I bite this, I know what this tastes like. How would you know, though? I feel like that's because you've had that stuff in your mouth before. You've had metal and wood in your mouth. I guess, but when you just look at the TV, I can taste that.

You guys can't taste the TV? Whoever told me about this was like, watch, think of that. I'm like, yeah, I can taste that. Are you about to eat the TV? She got it. This bitch is told me about this was like, watch, think of that. And I'm like, yeah, I can taste that. Well, you're about to eat the TV. She got up. I was like, this bitch is going to lick this television. Like you, but you don't know. But I do.

I'm kind of with you. Like, I know what that TV tastes like. I know what that plant behind you tastes like. I feel metal and like static. Yeah. But you could do that for anything. Like if I said a pink elephant walks in the room right now, you could picture that. Which makes me believe well.

But I can picture it, but I can't taste it. Okay, well I wasn't talking about it. Like even like I'm trying to taste the pink elephant right now, I can't taste it. Yeah, so doesn't that disprove your thing? I can taste that. But if there was a pink elephant here, you think you'd be able to taste what it tastes like? You have to be able to see it, you're saying? I don't know. It seems like it, but I don't know why. I think the pink elephant would taste like the you'd be able to take what it tastes like? You have to be able to see it, you're saying? I don't know.

It seems like it, but I don't know why. I think a pink elephant would taste like the most retarded segment we've ever done. No way, dude. No way. You know what that tastes like. But you don't. What if you take a bite and it tastes totally different? You don't know.

Yeah, I don't know what an elephant tastes like. I guess I don't know. You ever take a bite of something and go, oh, I didn't think it was going to taste like I don't think you were just pointing out things that you have involuntarily had in your mouth before. No. Okay, so I'll- Or voluntarily. i'll do this

correction maybe you don't know what it tastes like but you can taste it well oh like i like when i look at i can taste it i don't know about taste it i think i could be like i think i know what it's going to taste like but i can feel it in my mouth that leather chair i can feel it in my mouth this is what a real eater is like i look around the world i can just fucking taste it yeah it's like oh you think you eat you think you like into junk food i eat televisions bro i can taste the rug right now i can taste this rug this rug tastes disgusting i feel like i because i i've had this kind of knee hockey or something and no one everyone's like oh yeah that's. This is the first time

I've ever been doubted with it. So that makes me believe that there is like in the theory of infinite timelines because like in some timeline you do eat the table. You do know what it tastes like. Like Tommy's also right. I've bitten wood before. Yeah.

The other thing is I eat wood. We're all going to see it but then we have to wood in our mouths what are you doing here we never just try to bite a metal get the fuck out of here what are you doing this is straight up charlie kelly i eat metal all the time this reminds me of the have you guys talked about i'm sure you've talked about the color theory where everyone sees different colors no like like we all look at that bottle cap right we agree that that's black yes but like we could all be seeing a different color right right like my black might be your blue your blue might be like like when you were at school they put up heaven's yellow picture they put up a square that said black and everyone knew

it was black but you might be seeing something different i see there's really no way to ever prove you can't see through someone else's eyes i think we're probably all seeing the same i think we're probably are yeah but i mean their color blindness is a thing so like there's you know variations of it yeah totally far-fetched but yeah i think for the most part we're probably seeing but like we only have three color receptors and like butterflies have five color receptors no 15 color receptors so it's like with the colors that we could see with three, they can see like a million others. So I feel like it's like one human could slip through the cracks.

That's probably people who are like more artistically inclined have more color receptors or whatever. Yeah, I see that. And then there's like a certain kind of crawfish that has 36 color receptors. Really? What do you mean we only have three though? Like we see red, blue,

green? The primary colors? Everything is just a variation of those three. Isn't that crazy? Red, blue... No. Red, blue, yellow. Red, blue, primary. Yellow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blue and yellow make green.

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I want to, but I haven't. I thought it was on par with the other episodes. I thought it was solid. Not great, not like unbelievable television, but I was like, that was about what I thought. I thought that one stunk. Really? Yeah.

I actually kind of liked the, uh, you guys can just don't, don't know for a second. Um, the, uh, I kind of liked the librarian.

I think the librarian could have been, uh, good if they, I just don't want to hear. Are you watching? And you're just not caught up. If you want to step outside for a second, that's fine. What? If you want to, I'm going to vent. I'm going to eventually walk for a second that's fine what if you want i'm gonna vent i'm gonna eventually walk outside for like two minutes okay

okay great i think that could have been good if they just like had him on screen a little bit more i i agree that's also just a pet peeve of mine when it's like it was the guy on camera for 30 seconds like no fucking kidding. Nobody saw that coming. But once it wasn't, well, I at least, I can't speak for all the viewers, but I at least firmly believed it wasn't one of the main players. So then once it wasn't one of the main ones, it had to be kind of a random person. Yeah, but I thought, like, you can find, you know, like, it presumed innocent. It was the daughter.

Like, if the daughter had done it in this, it was like, you fucked over my mom. I thought that, I actually, you know, that's you fucked over my mom I thought that I actually You know That's a weird example Because I actually thought That was more random than this And maybe it's because You had kind of forewarned me That this was really random

But I was like That daughter Where'd she come from Well but at least But she's like in the show You know the character It would be a little far fetched But there'd be a motive

And you know who it is And I just liked it to be like You know I mean it makes sense When it's like This guy tried to assassinate The president and now he's just finishing and i also thought it was a good bro you know what drives me crazy is the fucking like he just shaves his head for three straight years that's insane that's insane every day just picking his

head to be a bald man when he has a full head of hair drives me nuts i i liked uh and i actually really liked the beginning because first of all kind of gave me um the last of us vibes like that intro was kind of like that nick offerman episode i thought where it's like oh the manly men falling in love and i thought that was kind of beautiful and then i thought at night but even that i didn't i know you're making a connection you're breaking bread with this guy but he went so he went from from like on this guy who was working for my team to like a radicalized assassinate the president guy. I thought it was pretty crazy. But that makes sense to me.

I thought – He found the answers. He knew like this guy was – or he didn't know. He thought this guy was fucking over the world. I'm just saying that to – I don't know. I think it should have like, like his family should have died or something. You know what I mean?

Like, is this the guy he met that he did? I guess so. I thought it was pretty extreme to be called like, uh, but that's what I mean. I didn't think of that guy as the love of his life. I,

I, I got, you know, again, we only knew them for so long, but they were definitely telling us that's what was happening. This is the difference of like eight to ten episode seasons versus like, I was talking about Lost. You should do 21 episodes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we would have saw those two like fall in love and then he dies and then, you know. So that was probably more just like a pace of the show. I also liked how it addressed that. Because I didn't need it, but once I had it, I was like, oh, that was nice. To find out who built this fucking city in a mountain and didn't tell everybody. Oh, they all died of poisoning. That part does make sense.

That's why they would have for sure killed that dude. To just fire him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the biggest secret in the world. Even just forget about the doomsday thing there was a project where 10 people died they would be like we're gonna kill that guy yeah yeah let alone it's also tied to the fate of humanity and the apocalypse coming and so i'm nitpicking here but if seven wasn't so good i probably would have left eight alone yeah but seven raised the bar and i thought eight brought it back down i thought but we it is just a good show right i there is i they're just it's a it's a it's a it's like an internet thing it's like a psychological thing like it just kind of became a wave to like criticize

this and people are doing it now yeah i mean like i don't get why this is the show that is drawing some ire from people where it's like it's incredibly popular and it's very good that's all and also the actors are good you know what I mean I caught myself there because

Zero Day Zero Day was so bad but the actors are so good Tommy you can come back in if you want Zero Day is I bad, but the actors are so good. Tommy, you can come back in if you want. Zero Day is – I think when we first talked about it, I hadn't finished it yet. I said like it's just like a silly show. It's really bad. And now I want to like firmly revise that and say like it is offensive to my faculties as a television viewer.

It might be the most atrocious show I've ever seen. Have you seen Zero Day? Zero Day is... It's not like everybody was just talking about me while I was talking. That wasn't a whole ruse. Fuck, this episode's going so bad. How are we going to get Tommy out?

Zero Day has Robert De Niro, Connie Britton, Jesse Plemons, Kristen Ritter, star-studded cast, De Niro, Connie Britton, Jesse Plemons, Kristen Ritter, like, star studded cast, and nobody has heard anything about it, because I think they finished it up and they were like, this is a piece of shit.

It's shocking. Where I'm just like, how did this even happen? It looks good from when you scroll over it on Netflix. Like, when you scroll over it, the little preview motion, I was like, oh good from like when you scroll over it on Netflix like when you scroll over the little preview motion

I was like oh awesome I might check this out I said I think that it was a Netflix algorithm like take these actors with a cyber attack

apocalypse and like and it just turned out a piece of trash I kept watching being like it can't keep being this bad.

Why is it so bad? It's so far-fetched. It's so stupid. The storylines are impossible. De Niro ends up suspending all civil and human rights to track down the cyber attacker. We're talking torture. He's the president? He's the former president.

Gotcha. He snuck out. He didn't go for re-election because he had a baby by his chief of staff that was like the big scandal and even the fact that like despite they had this affair and there was a love child she came back to help him work on this that was one of my favorite parts when everything starts to go to shit because like they can't find the person right and everyone's like you suspended like civil liberties and you're not getting the job done. And so they're attacking them. And Connie Britton's like, I shouldn't have done this.

I forgot. I forgot how toxic politics is. You did? You fucking did? You thought coming back to work with the former president that you had a baby with who was going to hunt down killers by suspending human rights? You didn't know that was's gonna be a big deal and i mean there's a there's a biological warfare weapon that oh god only targets robert de niro's brain he leaves his house he leaves he starts sleeping in his office in a tent in a tent they make like a makeshift tent they're like you can't go back to your house and he's like well what about martha is his wife and

they go well they're not going after her who's a supreme court justice by the way or at least it is on the way on the trajectory to be so like a person you would attack kind of making this sound it does feel that way where i was like oh this is just going to be like a bad movie fun thing and and instead i was like this is enraging i actually don't even really know how it ends. The last two episodes, it's only six episodes, limited engagement. They were like, let's get this shit done.

The last couple episodes, I couldn't tell you what happens. It was just on because I was like, I just have to, this has to just go through the runtime and I have to be done with it. But like,

I also am just, I've just firmly established me and Dave Portnoy are not compatible television-wise. We're just not. He was like, this is way better than I thought it was going to be. People – on Rotten Tomatoes, it got a 52%. That's about 51% too high.

Extremely generous. Yeah, and he was like, no, it's better than that. And then I texted him like, is it good? And he goes, no, it's definitely not good, but it's better than I thought. I was like, all right, I'll give it a whirl. And I was like, I hate this so much. I couldn't believe it. The only reason I started it is because Dave said it's not as bad as people are saying.

And I texted Kevin, I don't remember the episode four. I was like, I don't even know. Not only do I not think it's good, I can't even sift through the rubble and see what Dave might have been seeing. That's where I kind of feel that about Paradise where I was like hyping it and talking about it. And then this episode I thought was kind of bad. And I'm like, oh, fuck. I was just going to bat for him. I went to bat for zero day.

I would be like, I heard a rumor. I don't know if it's true or not. I can't possibly be true That De Niro needs money He does not save money There's no chance But I also heard And this makes a little more sense

He is older and senile And he can't remember his lines So everything is line by line fed to him That does seem that way In watching that it felt that way. But, but watching that, it felt that way. I, there was a viral video when they were filming this.

Cause it was, uh, it's one of his early speeches. He gives when he, when they, uh, like right at the first time he's in public, like,

I think it's episode one, they go get them. And then he's like being American. Yes. That went viral when he filmed it. Cause someone tweeted it. Like it was him doing it in New York. Real life, yeah.

And he was, you know, it's like a two-minute video of him just. Uninterrupted, yeah. Yeah, I mean, who knows. That's so bad, I would believe any rumor he told me about it. Those rumors are more logical than like it was just De Niro acting and it's this bad. I kind of don't think he's. That could have been after. I'm going to say it.

Robert De Niro. But I kind of feel't think he's... That could have been after. I'm going to say it. Robert De Niro. But I kind of feel like he always plays... This is what everyone says about every famous actor. Tough Italian guy, you know? No, he doesn't always play that. He plays a million different things. No. This is exactly fucking White Sox Dave with Denzel.

It's just what people say when someone gets famous. Like, he does a million different roles. Like what? Seen Taxi Driver? No. Seen Meet the Parents? people say when someone gets famous like he does a million different roles like what taxi driver no you meet the parents yeah i've seen meet the parents he's funny in that but he's still i know what you're saying he's very good thing he does but like he doesn't have like a ton of range david posternok does a lot more than just score goals but he's the best at that i would say it say it's a fair

assessment, maybe not to criticize him, in the Denzel world. He has one thing that he does do a lot. But that's what everyone does. That's the world. No, you gotta act as a crazy range. He's got three top 15 movies of all time. Three. Eh.

You know what the problem is? He does have The Irishman. Stonk. Three. But like, you know what the problem is? He does have a, like, the Irishman stonk. This new movie. The Irishman was like,

let me just try to do that again. Right. That does work out. And this new gangster movie where he plays both people is going to be a complete piece of shit. That's going to be a piece of shit.

He's also 81 years old. Yeah. He's been working. Have you seen Dirty Grandpa? He's been working for 60 years. I think Goodfellas got a lot of movies if you put another actor in they'd still be great pieces of

stuff. No, you're an idiot. I've been trying to figure out I've been trying to figure out and I don't know how to phrase this question but kind of like what you're saying there. What actor and I don't know how to phrase this who plays their roles is like the only one who could play those roles?

And I think I have an answer. What? Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix? Yeah. He's a little bit crazy. What was your answer? I think, I forgot his name.

Nice. Great, great segment. Who plays Haymitch in um in Hunger Games I haven't seen it um Haymitch is it a guy or girl it's a guy

Haymitch Hunger Games wait Woody Harrelson oh okay because he has a very like he's lovable but he's like

kind of like you know he has a lot of range I think yeah like he plays everything like True Detective yeah and then he can do funny Zombieland he yeah yeah like he plays everything like true detective yeah and then you do funny zombie land but he's kind of ugly but you just like like again if we're if we're

gonna use your like you just pick two characters who are kind of in a dark spot and are fun true detective and zombie yeah like woody harrelson's character in true detective is the lighter guy i guess yeah what yeah. What else is he? But I would like... But it's like unlikable and likable at the same time, which is kind of a hard balance. And I would almost say like Robert De Niro is gruff but lovable. Yes, gruff.

Which is a hard balance. Yeah. I almost feel like someone getting there, and I think I like his roles, but like Kieran Culkin, the more I see of Kieran Culkin. Oh, no. No, no, no. I love Kieran.

I thought he was incredible in a real plane, but the more you see him outside, you're like, oh, he's not even acting. Yeah. That's just him. He isn't even that impressive of an actor. He's doing pretty much, yeah. I mean, if you look at someone like Chalamet. Oh, incredible.

Now, Chalamet, you'll hear zero bad words about. He can do like Dune sci-fi. He can do like the artsy thing. Call me by your name. He can do the biopic. He can do, you know, that does feel like at least what he's done now is a wider array. And then he'll find a lane and he'll work in that lane for 40 years and people will say he can only do one thing. Now, like Leo always switches it up still.

No, he doesn't. Yes. Leo plays Leo most of the time. Leo's usually just a scumbag. The remnant to Jordan Belfort, those are two very different. I can't believe that. Wolf of Wall Street was as – I know you love it, right? I just thought that was a weird one.

Like out of his whole catalog, it's like he's just this scumbag, rich party guy. Which one's this? That was just... I think that was like 14 when it came out. Yeah, I was like, in high school on Long Island, I'm going to be a finance manager. It was nominated for sure.

That, to me, was just like a movie. I don't know. Getting a lot of love was crazy to me. I thought it was... I've liked it a lot more when I started watching more casually. The first time I was crazy to me. I thought it was... I liked it a lot more when I started watching it more casually. The first time I watched... Excuse me.

The first time I watched it when I sat down, I'm like, all right, this is the new Scorsese and Leo Project. Yeah, that's what I mean. For that level.

It was underwhelming to that. This is just a biography of a scumbag. It had a great trailer. Also, Jonah Hill's unreal. Jonah Hill's fucking awesome yeah that movie's a 10 you guys are crazy i know i have it's the top it's the subject matter i'm like i just don't think like the jordan belford story like needed to be told yeah you know whatever i've

i've come to like it a lot more i actually will like i'll put it on and kind of fuck around on my phone and be like this is awesome but when i when I was in the theater, like, locked in, I was like, okay, I get it. I think the big short is better. I do, too. I love the big short. Yeah. You know, did you see that clip of Chalamet saying

DiCaprio gave him advice early on? Yeah. About no superhero movies. No superhero movies, no hard drugs. Yeah. What do you think counts as hard drugs? Because I was like, listen, Chalamet's done coke. And so is Leo.

Leo, this is a rumor, I don't know. I heard on Wolf Wall Street Leo got a drug coach because he'd never done drugs. Throw it to Google. I heard it once and never researched it. I mean, if you're saying that, it could be a do as I say, not as I do sort of thing. It could be like, I did hard drugs

and it was bad, so don't do it as a kid. That's a real valid piece of advice. Like, it could be like, I did hard drugs, and it was bad, so don't do it as a kid. Like, that's a real valid piece of advice. a sick, like, sex addiction. I was just about to say, he doesn't have a drug addiction. He's a sex addict. Yeah, yeah.

He just has it in a different form. But, um... Oh, wait, I'm going to take this out with the... Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Just real quick, the irony of you two just talking about, like, you guys just fell into your characters. Like, you would be like, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Just real quick, the irony of you two just talking about, like, you guys just fell into your characters. Like, you would be like, oh, in Chalamet, don't even get me started. And the irony of you guys being like, and you become your characters,

like, the more you see a character you just wanted. Imagine doing it for 50 years. Okay, sorry. You can leave that in, by the way. Yeah. I also, I get what he's saying, and there is some validity to it i don't think i think you can do a superhero movie and then go do a but i i think the reason you would avoid doing a

superhero about i i think at some point you can but like if he did it when because i that that clip or that i've seen that quote for a couple years now um so it was definitely at least in the past you could fall into like a tom holland situation like tom holland sure you're spider-man sure like sure on spider-man they gave it to leo first he said no because early in his career he did a sequel to something and it was like the worst piece of shit he's ever made so he said he knew that they wanted to do two spider-man so he said i'll never do another so toby mcguire once the toby mcguire once yes that's so like you say no at some point in your career you can do them but like i can see if to do two Spider-Men. So he said, I'll never do another. So Tobey Maguire wants? Tobey Maguire wants, yes.

That's insane to think about. So like you say no, at some point in your career you can do them, but like I can see if you're the hot actor at 22. But I also just think it's a matter of making sure

you do other things. Yeah. Like Robert Downey Jr., like that saved his career. Yeah. Correct. But he's also now, well, he won for Oppenheimer.

I'm just saying, I think I get what he's saying, but if you're a good enough actor who also does other projects and does them well, I think you'd be totally fine. Yeah. The problem is if you're Tom Holland or if you just rely upon that. Or even if you're just someone who wants to do other things. That's why. You've got to make one a year for like 20 years.

Exactly. I don't really have time to do other fucking shit because I'm stuck on this massive 150 million dollar marvel project like it's kind of we were texting about it the uh the fact that barbara broccoli allowed amazon to buy her out i sent kevin a tweet where it was like back a few years ago after tenant came out um christopher nolan was in talks to direct the next Bonds. And Barbara Broccoli was like, I get Final Cut. And Christopher Nolan was like, well, that doesn't work for me. So, no. So I sent that to Kevin being like, oh, baby, this is what Amazon's doing.

They want to give Christopher Nolan the reins of the Bond franchise, which would be awesome. But I bet Christopher Nolan wouldn't do it because it's 20 years. He's 55, right? It's the last third of his career. I think that then like that piece of advice should just be like fleshed out a little bit

and I'm sure it was and this is just like a little clip but it's like if somebody came to you with a superhero movie and the script and everything was fucking amazing, you shouldn't turn it down

just because it's a superhero movie. I'm sure. I'm sure that's what it said. I think, you know, I'm sure it's what he said. I'm sure it wasn't like, nothing with comic nerds. It was more nuanced.

What do you think of Christopher Nolan always using the same actors? I like it. There are times where it's like, I'd like to see something like a totally new Slade. I think it's like any fucking team. You're like, oh, I work well with these guys. I keep doing it. And the fact that they're such good actors where it's like, you don't even think of them like any fucking team. Like, oh, I work well with these guys. Yeah, I know. Keep doing it. And the fact that they're such good actors where it's like you don't even think of them in their past roles.

Look at that. He's got some flies. Is that all of them? Is that everything? Yeah, he doesn't have many. Except for Tenet. It's just 100% hit. Although, I don't think I know what Insomniac is.

Is that Liam Neeson? Who is that? Do you guys know that one? I've heard of it, but I've never watched it. Al Pacino, Robin Williams, Christopher Nolan movie? Never heard of it. Oh, is that one? It's short, right?

Is it not long? It is. Two hours, 34 minutes. Is that the one where Robin Williams is developing film? No, that's one hour photo. One hour photo, yeah. That one is probably awesome. We don't talk about it a lot. film. No, that's One Hour Photo. One Hour Photo, yeah. That one is probably awesome. We don't talk about it a lot.

Yeah. Yeah, I think that was – The short one is the one that's like Clooney and all that. I thought Nolan had one too because that was a Scorsese one. Right, right, right, right. That's just an incredible one. He is – like if I'm Nolan, I'm probably thinking about retiring soon. He's doing Odyssey.

Right, right. But I'm just saying like he, he's, you know. At what point do you Costanza that shit and be like, I'm done. I went like 10 for 10. I'm gone, you know? You know what's great?

His brother helps him write Muslim. And none of us know who his brother, Jonathan Nolan, I believe his name is. Does he get, wait, he writes all these?

Yeah. Yeah, he does it all. I mean, well, I guess, you know, he did write his version of Batman, but like, I hope his brother is it all. Wow. I mean, well, I guess he did write his version of Batman. But I hope his brother's getting paid. Yeah.

He's probably doing well. Do you like Tarantino? I love... Oh, dude, it's funny you guys are saying that. I was talking to my mom last night about it. I think he's my favorite director. Really? Like, when I see...

We were talking this other day, kind of like... When I watch spielberg movies i'm like oh this is hollywood like that when i picture hollywood i picture spielberg yeah we're like it's fantastical and it's a hero and a good guy it's serious or it can be but like it's you can tell you're watching you can tell they're on set kind of deal like yeah it's when it rains it fucking pours it doesn't just rain um and then like but i like scorsese i like i don't love like his storytelling the it's just the guinea stuff you know tarantino like i don't watch him as often as i watch other it's very very unique i'll give him that and but i just part of my thing is i love i love all tarantino outside of kill the kill bills don't do it for the kill bills i'm so so on as well but inglorious bastards is arguably one of my favorite inglorious bastards is unbelievable

reservoir dogs is i love hateful eight i feel like people don't love that i love that one's just a little bit long i mean they're all a little bit long but that one i feel like i've only seen like i mean d Django, Django's another one of my favorites. Django, I was talking to my mom. Yeah, I guess he is

pretty fucking awesome. Django's great, but it's a weird, it's a weird favorite movie. Well, dude, I don't know. Who was it watching

on the plane? I was telling, again, literally last night, I was telling my mom this story. Dude, when we went to Vegas,

so this was two years ago? Yeah. We went to Vegas for the Super Bowl. I'm sitting behind Fasoli on a flight on a flight Fasoli sleeps

the first four hours of the day out cold wakes up puts on Django Unchained starts it sitting next to a black guy

oh my god and I remember being like dude there's 40 minutes you can only get to the slave parts you can't even get to the part where

Jamie Foxx starts killing white people you can only get to the bad parts. You can't even get to the part where Jamie Foxx starts killing white people. You can only get to the bad parts with this right now. 40 minutes. Perfect. Watch some black people get the worst half of the movie right in Vegas. And then I remember saying that to him and him being like, I didn't even think about it. And I was like, that's somehow more progressive than what I'm saying, but still.

Or he's just like, I don't really love the second half have you seen the clip of shane and and matt talking about uh the clip is is they're talking about a clip of tarantino doing like a behind the scenes panel i think on django and he code switches like offensively so he's like and then my man Jamie showed up on set and was like BAM and I was like

this is worse than San Diego this is fucking insane it was so bad man it was like you jive turkeys all time freak Tarantino well that's what I mean bad man it was like you job turkeys it was crazy well that's what I mean I'm looking at the movies and even like

Pulp Fiction I know is a good movie but I'm like this is just so fucking weird and some of it is just like you are so bizarre and I don't and the feet stuff you know what it is I like when I watch a movie this is probably opposite of like most people and certainly losers like Pabst.

I don't want to be thinking of the director the whole time. I just want to watch the movie. You know what I mean? I'm watching a Tarantino movie. I'm like, Tarantino's all over this. And in a good way. When I watch a Nolan movie, I'm like, this is a Nolan movie in a good way. But when it becomes the story almost, I i'm like i see the feet i see

the weirdness i'm like this is good because a fucking creep you know but also like that i think about that stuff and and i i certainly notice it too but i think if a people if a million people didn't tell me i don't think i would have noticed like once upon a time in hollywood like you see uh margot robbie's feet and margaret qual's feet. I probably wouldn't clock that. I think feet pervs figured this out. They just say that he shows a lot of feet in the movie. But does he show more feet than the average movie? I think it is, yeah.

Again, I think it's certainly what people say. But I'm thinking like, you know, a pool scene, a beach scene, you're going to see feet. But I think it's also like people are like putting their feet like in the sand. I've always said I wish I had a foot fetish. I would love to have a foot fetish. I like have tried to give myself a foot fetish.

Yeah, it would be awesome. Like just walking down the street to a girl. It's like a girl being naked. Yeah. I would see that. I think the opposite. That'd be a nightmare. You're just like, fuck.

Yeah, but imagine you you have a celebrity crush. It's like, what do I want to see? I want to see her nipples. I want to see her nipples, hit her tits. Hit her tits. If I had a foot fetish, I could find a picture of her feet quick. I gotta see nips. Has there ever been

a girl who's had a foot fetish? Sure. Like a foot fetish for a guy's feet? I imagine. I think there are probably lesbians who have foot fetishes no straight women i i can't imagine like just a nice hairy toe like yeah it's so funny that you know there's that whole thing about you have a foot fetish because it's right next to the yeah yeah the thing is like you know the the part of your brain that's attracted to like sexually is right next to feet or whatever

I don't even know what the I think that's just made up it's funny how that does not apply to women unless women's brains are different yeah I mean this is literally him

sucking on he's asking himself to suck on yeah like and then I'll be the guy who sucks on your toes sounds good I'll be the guy

who eats your pussy that's basically what Tarantino did in these films. She's so hot in that scene. That might be the hottest, hottest,

hottest scene ever, maybe. I've never seen that movie. I don't even know if I've seen the movie, but her, this is 1996, Prime Salma Hayek. I think she's like a stripper

in like a vampire fucking strip club or something. But she is outrageous especially in 96 that was like yeah i can see you see this every day i see the appeal uh i saw an interesting while we're on movies i saw a tweet i don't know whether i disagree or agree i think i disagree with it but it's an interesting concept uh they showed the clip of jurassic park the first time that they like i think specifically the scene where they first revealed the brontosaurus and

it's like majestic and it said like movies will never be like this ever again that like when we watched that we were like we've never seen anything like that before and now cgi can do anything graphics can do anything and so there's never any like wonder but i don't necessarily think that's true but it is an necessarily think that's true, but it is an interesting thought that like, I'm sure at some point when you went from silent films and like talkies and shit like that to like, as it got bigger and better color and then graphics and then CGI,

it was probably like, holy shit. But I, I think you, there are still moments like that now where I'm like, you know, I, I,

I, I guess there probably was moments though where people were like i didn't think this was possible i don't think i'll ever really watch a movie ever ever being like i didn't think you could do this you can do everything yeah i but i know like no one thought i don't know no one predicted that like one day the dinosaurs will make us go oh right like what i'm explaining it poorly but like what you're saying you you kind of sound like the... Technology's reached its peak. We're never going to see new technology. I don't know what the next thing that's going to leave me in awe is,

but I think something will. I think it would have to be the way we consume the movie. Like if you're somehow like 3D or whatever. I completely disagree. I think there's a million times you watch a movie and you're like, Oh, shit, that was amazing. I don't know. If I'm just looking at a movie theater on a 2D screen, I don't know what they could put on that screen that and you're like, oh shit, that was amazing. I don't know. If I'm just looking at a movie theater

on a 2D screen, I don't know what they could put on that screen that I'd be like, I didn't think that was possible. What if they could incorporate smell? Well, that's another story. They have that at Universal. That takes you out further than puts you in. If you ask me, all that 4D stuff,

that makes me feel like I'm more on a ride than I'm believing the world.'m like allowing myself to be sucked into the world they can they did that they sent smells we talked about that recently yeah yeah but also that tweet in particular i think that got so much attention because people lied about it like a smell or the dinosaur the dinosaur the dinosaur i mean also, it's very rare that I'm like in wonder at a movie. I know. Yeah. Like, I'm sure there were people at, if you were a certain age who grew up on certain movies and shit, when you saw Jurassic Park, you were probably like, whoa.

It would take a lot, like Tommy said, for me to be like, that was an amazing scene. Sure. Tom Cruise jumps off the fucking thing. I think the latest one, he was hanging from the helicopter. No, this is the latest one. He jumps off a cliff, he was hanging from the helicopter. No, this is the latest one. He jumps off a cliff with a dirt bike or a motorcycle. No, I know. I think there's another one for the next Mission Impossible.

He's hanging from the skids of a helicopter, and I think he just did it without a harness and all that shit. But I would see that and be like, oh, that's special effects. You can tell you can so i i like i remember again it's probably because i've you know been working on paying more attention and seeing that kind of stuff like i was watching everest over the weekend which i love that movie but it's all so clearly not on a mountain which is fine like i still love the movie but it's like oh it's definitely CGI. You can clearly tell.

But the Jurassic Park tweet specifically, that one went viral because people lied about it. People were like, someone quote tweeted it and was like, this is because nowadays people don't do trailers right. And Spielberg withheld every dinosaur from trailers. So the first time we ever saw it was on the big screen like that. And that's just not true. Dinosaurs were in the trailers. It'd be crazy to not put that movie was fucking dope that that's one of the few movies i remember being in the theater as a kid like seeing that yeah first scene where it's like pretty scary in the beginning with it the raptors in the in like

the cage yeah i was like oh whoa this is so i mean i i do get the sentiment to it you know what i think is more what happens more nowadays is not in the moment in the moment i'm like that was an action scene or that was cgi or whatever it's after the fact when like when i found out in inception that they had a fucking rotating hallway yeah like after the fact i was like, that's fucking amazing. But in that moment, I do kind of understand the sentiment of like... But like Oppenheimer in theaters when he

fucking made an actual atom bomb? Yeah, but like that... I'm just like... Like that explosion was crazy. I was like, yeah, they made that somehow. But what I'm saying is that's how most people felt seeing the dinosaurs. We're just pretending it was like this huge moment.

Most people were like, movie dinosaurs. Right, right. Probably, yeah. There's something so unattractive to me these days about like men who play roles in action films. Like Tom Cruise. Like you just know that he's in his head being like, I'm the man. Put it this way.

Tom Cruise pretty much is the man because for him to still be accepted and beloved despite who he is as a human, he's awesome. He is a horrific person. And not just like you're probably a bad dude

who kidnapped your wife and like held her ransom and held her captive for 20 years also just like you suck dude like everything else about him is so like cringy and lame

but it's like did you see him jump off that cliff? no I like that about America we still have reverence for our movie style you can get away with like literally murder

the fact that we don't talk about how Brad Pitt is fucking clearly a scumbag yeah that one's tough that's okay with me he's brad i've never put like tom maybe just being young but like i never put tom cruise up in that like leo brad pitt echelon like to me tom cruise was always kind of his own thing he he's like he's like the last action hero i think he's kind of the argument for doing the superhero movie is like he's the man. You know what I mean? But it is.

You're not going to see. But he's never in a superhero movie. Or did Jack Reacher. You know what I mean? Has he ever heard of Oscar now? That's what I mean. You're not going to see. Well, he got nominated.

The Top Gun got nominated. It was crazy. But you're not going to see him do like an AIDS patient falling in love. But he did it. What was that? Philadelphia. Isn't that Tom Hanks? Yeah, but he's –

No, that's Tom Hanks and Denzel. Tom Cruise is not in it. What's the Tom Cruise? Born on the Fourth of July. Yeah, that was a long time ago too though, right? Yeah. I don't think he's ever going to do anything. No, but he did it.

It's kind of the denzel like he he was a great actor and then said oh i gotta see that he doesn't have that draw for me i get that i mean he does for me but i understand that mission impossible is a pretty like mission impossible i'm there night one for sure i've never seen one really never one never. Wow. To me, it's just like him. And it's worse that he directs it in his behind the scenes. He didn't direct it. Oh, he didn't? I don't know. He kind of, I mean, at least his stunts and shit.

Yeah, he's Tom Cruise. He's a lot of pull, but I don't think he directs anything. Okay. For some reason. I do get what you're saying, though. It's like, he's like this little five foot four man. He probably, before he goes to bed at night like envisions himself like in a cool action totally like yeah that guy like jerks off to himself for sure yeah when i heard that like nicole kim it was not allowed to wear heels

around him i was like you're a fucking like you can jump off all the moves all the cliffs you want like like i i completely agree that's insane but i always think about the picture of rory mcelroy and his wife, and everyone just roasted him for like two weeks. Is he tiny or is she taller? Yeah, no, he's tiny. And she either is or was a professional tennis player or something like that. She's a professional athlete, so she's a bigger, stronger woman.

And I remember it was years ago. We were still in Milton at the time, and I just remember I was like, they are just being relentless on this guy. Tommy, you're like 5'7", right? Do you think you'll let your wife wear heels? 5'7"? Tommy Smokes. Can I say something about Tommy Smokes?

You're taller? You gave off like 5'7". Did someone say this? Is this a joke? No, I just thought you did. I thought you were. What's going on right now? Am I being pumped?

No, I was going to ask if you would let your wife wear heels. I am exactly six foot, but nobody believes it, so I say I'm 5'11". I'd rather be viewed. What? That's crazy. You lie down? I mean, first of all, I did. I'd rather be viewed as 5'11 and honest than a liar.

Because if I say I'm six foot, I am. But if I say I'm six foot, people will be like, oh, you're 5'10 and lying. If I say I'm 5'11". Well, that's because you give off that energy. That's an honest 5'11 man. No, because. I completely understand what you're six foot. I am. But if I say I'm six foot, people will be like, oh, you're 5'10 and lying. Yeah. If I say I'm 5'11. Well, that's because you give off that energy. That's an honest 5'11 man. No, because. I completely understand what you're saying. But not if you are six foot.

But no one's going to whip out a tape measure and do it. He's lying. He's a lying prick. And I hate him. And I'm not going to have sex with him. You're so in your head you are lying. But you're lying about your height down. I know.

I'm one of the only people who ever do it. No, but I'm only 5'11 and less. 5'11 makes me think that you're actually 5'9. But you're trying to reach. You just keep going down? You just keep going down. 5'9. What would make you think I'm one of the only people who ever do. 5'11 makes me think that you're actually 5'9, but you're trying to reach. You just keep going down. You just keep going down. 5'9. What would make you think I'm honest?

I thought you were 5'7. I don't know. Is that a joke? I am fucking with you, but. I saw Tommy shirtless yesterday. Much broader frame than I thought. Well, Tommy's got a fucking athletic built. I've been in the gym

for like a month, a month and a half. Oh, you're back at it? Back at it, yeah. You do have a good... Oh, look at Tommy's shoulders. He's got... I gotta get rid of my tits.

You can pack some muscle on me. I still gotta get rid of my tits. Put the guts down. Look, you're preaching to the choir there. I am constantly... You ain't gonna get any judgment in this room, okay?

I'm constantly walking that knife's edge. You're like, those tits right there. Yeah, tits are pecs. Yeah, we all gotta match jackie and get a reduction um you have a good like frame of like if you do work out you will get it happens there are people who are like fat or in a body shape that's like even if you work out you might be healthy but you're not gonna like look at you know yeah yeah you you look i mean when you did work out, you might be healthy, but you're not going to look it. When you did work out, you looked it.

Yeah, but it doesn't suit me. I get that, but it does feel good. I like when fights that I had. What size shoe were you in? 11, 10.5. It looked like you had water skis when you were playing basketball the other day. 10.5. You were flopping around on the court.

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So the fellas are are we just, I'll let you do this. I don't know how much we're revealing and what we're talking about, so I'll let you do it. Well, we started principal photography i don't know what that means i do i do want to have this take before i will give it one more year before i find john totally insufferable everything is now like now that i've been watching paths i know what to look

for i take i appreciate this thing about everest i knew that was cgi yo no if you watch everest you're like oh it's it's like a white styrofoam do you think fight to 2018 was let this motherfucker have one successful season of a tv show you're gonna be the worst i'm watching it and i'm like it's awesome like it's the Fast and Furious, I know the car's not jumping between two buildings, but I'm like, there's fucking rules. Whatever you say. Snob. I think if you've ever seen me do this.

Oh, yeah. If I ever do this. Stop. And he's getting close. Yeah. I was going to say, brother. You might want to move that goalpost a little bit. So what is it called? Principal photography? Oh, I was going to say, brother, you might want to move that goalpost a little bit. So what is it called?

Principal photography? Oh, I made that up. I don't know what that means. Okay, okay, okay. I think that is what it means. That's a phrase I've heard. I don't know what it fucking means. No, we started shooting Les Mascots yesterday.

Les Mascots is the out-of-order gang but doing just a season of television instead of a sketch show um which i think is going to be i barstool is a place where like more often than not when people jump into something new everybody goes like oh better than i thought it was going to be like people just kind of doubt us or the same way that everyone thinks that we're short everyone's like like you said oh you're taller than i thought everyone just thinks that we're like talentless assholes probably because we act that way most of the time and a lot of shit we do is talentless and stupid but to be in this spot and have the longevity that most of us have like you gotta have something and when like you have a bunch of people who are willing to learn and a bunch of people who have learned and now are applying it like i i i'm sure some

people out there would think it would be like crazy that barstoolman have a television show but it's like to me it's like any other improv group or comedy group or whatever that then goes on to bigger things i think this is it i i think i think it's the most confident i've ever been in what how far we've come you could just stop right there you could just stop after a bit it's the most confident I've ever been like would 2018 fights say that I'm not

don't get me wrong I'm not confident in myself it is I'm confident like we worked really hard on it like everyone really bought in and like

we really like on writing it on writing yeah no there's like there's 10 million things

that have to go right before it's good but even the way I see there's all these scripts on the table, and I know you guys are really taking it seriously. Everyone has really tried. And we might fail miserably, but everyone's really tried. That's one thing at Barstool that we don't do, is try. A lot of people are too cool for school.

There's a lot of toxic competition where if you put yourself out there and you fail, you're going to get fucking flamed. And so people just don't't try and that's the gayest thing you can do yeah not try because you're afraid and i think you guys have all all have the balls to do it but also have fostered and cultivated like a you got a little like group of friends they're like we're not gonna like make fun of each other we're not gonna like we'll pick each other up if we fail like yeah i mean like i don't think you could do this with like certain other people at barstool they'd be like you're fucking lame you're terrible 100 like it's you think you're an actor gay boy yeah yeah you need that you need like i i would you

know the only way i would be able to do something with that is if even when i'm like filming a video for like a brand or whatever like and you guys are shooting it it took me a while to like get comfortable that like i'm gonna fuck up this i'm gonna need to reshoot that we need to do another take and that's just me being like we're here at blah blah blah for blah blah and i and i got to the point where i was like i'm comfortable with like just you guys if i have to like have another uh cameraman i'm like which is exactly kind of what we're saying with like why nolan works with the same people because you get comfortable with people you know we work let's just cut cut to the chase and do it with who works so you guys have a great crew in that i mean i see you guys do all your meetings all the time it's like you're doing it in the

meetings it's been like again we've worked on it hard for a long time and i think i'm speaking for me you speak for yourself obviously like when we're doing the readings, I'm like, this is funny. I don't know what I'm talking about, but what we're reading, I'm like, this is funny. And then I know how talented Pavs and Owen are, and I'm like, they're good, and this is good. I told Pavs the other day that there have been three sketches we wrote that I said this about. And they're like three of our bigger sketches where I was just like, the only people who can fuck this up now is the actors. Yeah. Like, it's good.

Paz is talented. Like, the script's good. And the people who are editing it and directing it are good. We know that for a fact. A lot of pressure on us. You know what? But I also feel like we just never get any respect. I don't say we.

I'll say you guys. But blogging in general, like if comedians go do a show, people respect that they were comedians. It's like, oh, yeah, you're going to act now. And I think other professions or other things people will give more credit to where it's like these bloggers don't know what they're doing it's like i don't know man we've been doing some of us for like 15 10 20 years observational humor like seeing what works knowing how to be in front of a camera learning we all were writers you know we all basically were comedians in some regard just in a different form but it just never got it doesn't get any respect where like if somebody said like,

oh, that's the show that a bunch of bloggers made, they're not going to be like, oh shit, but I think they're going to learn that they should be. This could also end up being the strongest cold takes of all time.

Yeah. I don't think so. It could be a piece of shit. I don't know, but I feel confident. I don't think it'll be, I'm not, I can't,

you can't guarantee that somebody will, that'll blow up, but I do, I will guarantee and put my career on the line that it won't be a piece of shit. I've seen you guys in action already. It is borderline impossible for it to reach the expectations I have for it. So if I know Tommy, he's like, we're winning an Emmy.

Okay, see, I'm counting is like 70,000 views. But that's what I mean. In my head, I was like, this could realistically get one to two million. I remember Bert being like – talking about the Machine movie being like, I know what it is. But also there's a part of me that's like, what if we have a Marvel opening weekend? And you need that. But also even you saying like this will get 70,000 views, like that would be fucking incredible. We're so skewed, man.

If that happens, I'm exceptionally happy. Is that a success to everybody? It's going to get. But I also don't think he's crazy either. No, I don't think that's crazy. But that's my bar for like – But a million is – If we do that, if we do 70, I'm happy and like that's good. That's what I –

How many episodes is it? Eight. That's the other thing too is like episode one will probably smash because people are too young. That will cut in half. Yeah, yeah. But if you fall somewhere where it's – it's also not time sensitive. It's not like you have to watch it when it comes out also you just got to start somewhere like i i always say this uh john john

worked on something uh recently and has like an unbelievable story about it and as he told me about it you'll hear about it eventually when it can all be talked about i was like this is your origin story when like if somebody told this story to us about like the first time I was on a set blah blah happened we would be like that is fucking incredible and like that was when you started you know and so like I get maybe because I'm on the outside looking at this I'm watching it all unfold and I'm like this story is telling itself this will be when you guys have a successful show or a movie or whatever, and you do interviews and shit. You'll be talking about sitting in there and going through the scripts and these conversations and all that shit. It's like this is how it starts. So maybe the first one isn't huge, but if it's a success. You got to do the first one so you can do the second one. Yeah.

You got to have a little bit of success and a little bit of failure so that you know. You know, it's so much. I really. It's, again, so much easier watching on the outside. Like, you almost want a little bit of failure so you're like I know what to fix and then the next time

you fix that and like we will it was ironic and now it's a little less ironic we'll like throw something we'll be like

yeah it could be more like a season 3 thing well because you gotta think that way though but also because it's Barstool Sports and we're filming it for nothing

we're like well season 2 is already greenlit. We can do it. We could make ourselves the longest running show in history. Episode 300. You know what I do love as we start to do more of these things? I was thinking about reality shows and how... Sorry.

Season 10 with 10 viewers would be so funny. Just 10 guys. Season one, everyone was like, that wasn't that guy. I'd focus funny. Just like 10 guys. Like everyone, that season one, everyone's like, that wasn't that guy. I'd focus more on the podcasting guys. We're like,

yeah, we'll do it. We'll do a couple more seasons. But like the way we criticize TV, like all of a sudden you do it, you might. Yeah. No one's out to actually criticize this.

I actually, my thing. And I think it's again, cause I I've maybe tried to work to understand it. I'd rather hear what your issues are and we can talk about it. With podcasting, because I've never really gotten podcasting. Tommy strongly. If you're listening at home, Tommy is shaking his head. I'd like to hear all your favorite parts and nothing else.

I was like, give me feedback if it's good give me good comments please with just like with the stuff we do a lot it's not a ton of stuff i consume so i can't i don't know how to i've this is way deeper than you might need to be but like my whole career i've never been like i know what i'm doing yeah i've always been like i'll try this i'll try that i'll try that what do you guys want what do you want me to do yeah and this i'm like i get it i i'm not it's more like uh if we're in school like it's not math class like it's not gym i don't fucking fully understand it but it's like social studies creative writing like i'm in that rug if i apply myself i could probably figure this out yeah um and i'm like so like i want to hear like what what didn't you like so I'm like oh you didn't like that

like that was intentional or like or that wasn't intentional that was his idea and like we can work on that like I I'm much better at I told Paz this earlier

I was like fucking if I'm doing it wrong tell me because I can't I think I can do it so like if I'm doing it wrong tell me and I'll just

I'll correct it and that makes it that gives me a lot more confidence in it right i'm like okay we if we did something wrong i think i bet we can figure it out how to fix it it just makes me laugh going going into new fields though like when we were i'm talking about traitors a lot and i'm like i fucking hate that woman danielle i still haven't watched the last episode right but but then we're talking with ria and i'm like can you believe these fucking people are taking it so seriously they hate ria and meanwhile i was i'm making a video like i despise this woman and it's like as you start to do more things now

i think also it is funny because it seems like the difference to me is i always look at the people involved and everybody who's on the show and at barstool, I was like, no, Rio was awesome. So it's like the fans are just being assholes. Everyone on traders is like, fuck Daniel. So I think there is some truth to that. I've had the same thought. As you do these things where it's like, someone leaves a mean comment about you.

It's like, you don't fucking know me. You don't know what I'm like. And then you watch a video. You're like, look at this piece of human shit. I bet he's a bad person in real life. Yeah.

I mean, we're talking about paradise, like trashing it. And I'm like, but if anybody has any bad feedback on your guy's show, I'm going to be like, person in real life. Yeah. I mean, we're talking about Paradise, like, trashing it. And I'm like, but if anybody has any bad feedback on your guy's show, I'm going to be like, you don't know what to do. Yeah. And I'll kill myself. Let me be the first to say. I did have a thought, though, when I was, like, critiquing traitors.

It's like, that's my job. And, like, if I start not doing that because i'm like i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings like i don't know then there needs to be people who critique things and argue about things and if that goes away then like that sucks too i i to be clear i don't want i that's why i don't like if you want to have a conversation about it i'm happy to have that but i don't i wouldn't want to just be like fuck you hate you this if you're like i watched it and i liked it but this part i like that i would like to know that's fair talk about but like i don't need a random fuck you now this is uh like a 30 minute 20 minute show should we talk about what it's about a little bit or sure i was gonna say

i don't know if that was out there because you don't you didn't explain that yet no we haven't at all are we good too yeah it's up to you we could do literally world premiere whatever we reveal of what the show is i think minimally yeah you do take it no no no all right i mean i'll fucking do it jesus christ basically you know as minimal as it is me and fights play struggling i don't even know if you could use the word up and coming. Struggling actors who live in New York City trying to get roles. But our day jobs is where Elmo and the Cookie Monster in Times Square. And Sass fights his nephew in the show who's coming to make his winter thesis documentary about. Because you guys have said that you have a play on Broadway, right? I have told my family that i am a broadway actor right uh so my my sister calls me and asks if my

nephew can come to a documentary because he's in film school so sass comes to new york to live with his famous uncle gets here and realizes he has a roommate who is the cookie monster elmo and i'm cookie monster in time and then nick and KB are involved as well. Nick plays our manager, but they don't live in New York. And KB is like the prince, like young TikTok star, who is like his star client. If I had to make a prediction for who steals this show. KB.

KB or you. One of you two are going to have a massive, massive... Both characters are just so fucking funny. Mine is maybe more delusional than Tommy. Well, me and Fightful Joke will be like... When you really break it down, we're playing guys who work in entertainment who live in New York City

who really want to be actors what were you just saying he's struggling to break out of this role two minutes ago he's like Kieran Culkin's not even acting I can't really tap

into his psyche no I told I was like I need to have an ego death of Tommy Smoke so I can become Marlon did you say ego death the other day too yeah you were talking about ego death and then what was I oh I need to have an ego death of Tommy Smoke so I can become Marlon. Wait, did you say ego death the other day too?

Yeah. What? You were talking about ego deaths. And then what was I watching? Oh, I watched White Lotus. And they talk about ego death in that. It comes in threes. I think it was me talking about it.

I thought it was you. Those are hoax gaming computers for like me and Tommy. I could have sworn you said it. Because it was when you were talking about crashing out. I thought you said you needed an ego death. But maybe I'm wrong. I don't think I used the term ego death because I don't know what that means i can promise you i've never done it before i actually almost texted you when i was watching white lotus because i was like did you learn ego

death from white lotus which what is an ego death it's like losing your sense of your your ego and your sense of self and you become one with just the world and you i don't know it's weird tommy asked chat gpt how he could have an ego death. That's where we're at. That's true. One of the things was like hard drugs or like real tragedy. Usually it's like an ayahuasca trip or something like that. Yeah, but they said it's a meditation.

Yeah, but when people say them, like, I need all the ego I can get. Yeah. Yeah, I'm firmly a believer of more ego in this world. Like, it's not a good thing, but it is the way you get ahead, is just to be supremely confident and bowl over anybody who thinks otherwise. It ain't right, but that is the way.

If something goes wrong, just lie about it. Just Costanza that shit. Say the opposite. Tell your story. Tell the narrative and just keep hammering it until people go, okay. So keep that ego up. That's been what I've been trying to do. I think it's going to be very funny.

This is going to be the greatest fucking show of all time. I'm more excited for it than I've been anything at Barstool. I think the best way to describe, which I've kind of pitched to everybody, is it's like entourage except no bins. And so that's what kind of makes it funny. When Paz came up with that tagline, everyone was like, except no bins. And so that's what kind of makes it funny. Yeah. When Paz came up with that tagline, everyone was like, there it is. Because we, for like, I would say a year and a half.

That should be the tagline, by the way. That's it. Okay. We've been, like, trying to do something. Like, we've worked on movie scripts. We've gotten pretty deep into two movie scripts. And we were just like, that's just not there. And then Owen and Tommy had been working on this show that I fucking remember. It's funny.

I told Owen this recently. I don't know if I told you, we were in the boy dad studio doing something for out of order and Owen had to leave. And he's like, I gotta go. I got a meeting about this show that I'm doing with Tommy and it's like time square and Elmo and cookie monster.

And he walked out of the room and i was like that's gonna be so funny the way he had explained it and i was like fuck i wish we were doing that yeah and luckily like kind of like like just things fall through and this and that things change and like we ended up part of the story yeah we started working on like january 2024 like over a year ago we started writing us Caroline, Sam, and it was like we got some episodes. This is great. And then it just kind of fell through. And then Owen brought it back up in, I don't know, November, December.

I was like, oh, my God. When Owen brought it up, and then I think we were still talking about it, and Pavs was like, it's on Josh and Vince, and everyone was like, that's something. There's something there. The corniest thing that I have learned to be true in doing this is if you're lucky enough to have a little bit of longevity and you can afford to fail and keep doing whatever it is, your day job that pays the bills, the failures really do become like they circle back. Yeah. Oh, that was just not the right time or not the right person. And now we do that thing i love the quote that's like when when you make a decision you jump into

a current and it's just like even even if you're just like jumping into a current and now you're in a different stream of life like at worse now you're just looking at things from a different point of view yeah you know yeah no i think doing this sketch show opened up your guys' eyes. Like, oh, we can do this. Or it does look a certain way. There's enough fans. I remember the first time we did Out of Order. And honestly, it was probably the last day I ever looked at the internet.

But I think you said the feedback was like, it's good. And I remember being like, okay, if they like that, I found that repeatable. I was like, I think we can keep doing something like that. And I think we have. And we're trying to keep doing it. It's good to lean into what you're good at. Like, it was just like, okay, that felt good. Repeatable is a thing.

So if the people say it's good, that felt good. So it feels like we can do something here. And being able to do it. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, they like that thing, but it was like a perfect storm and so much work. And we can't do it again. You know what I mean? But this is if you feel like you can.

Trying to figure out the internet is a goddamn fucking minefield. Oh, it's so fucking hard, man. And it was like, oh, you like that one? Fine. Okay. That's why I hate that people. I used to have TikToks of my knees. I'll do whatever you guys fucking want.

Dude, I laugh about that all the time because you were like, this is going to be the biggest thing. But like, there is a world where that did become the biggest thing. You know what? Honestly, God, that was probably the last time I felt confident. So this might last

about two weeks but like that that that one might be a little bit silly i'm not saying that that like you grew because of that but it's just like it's all part of the recipe that like adds up where it's like okay maybe tiktok's not for me so you focus on scripted stuff and that's why you know what i mean it all just builds and when you find something you're good at – like even I – I'm trying to do the television stuff, and it is a heavy fucking lift because there's – you have to watch everything, do long form, and then it's got to all get edited, and it's all got to get up in time. But you said they were all 40 minutes. I was like, oof. And I know they're not all 40 minutes. But yeah, but they're all long form on YouTube.

That's a very different animal. so how long are you talking like straight like when you film it like the raw footage oh i just do like 40 minutes i'm at the point i don't i don't do many takes i might do a couple like i started you could still like you could talk for an hour and it gets whittled down i could but i just but even that i'm like i try to make it as light of a lift for the producers as possible so that they can get it up quickly. And not that I expected this to just take off. It all takes effort. But it's going to be a slow grind that I'm like, it just might not be.

The juice might not be worth the squeeze on this one because it's a lot of work. Whereas, for whatever reason, One Minute Man has had this little uptick of success and comments and positivity. And people are like, I would watch a longer form news version of this. And so now I'm thinking, I'm like, I proved that out that that works. I probably have a better shot of parlaying that into a YouTube channel. I mean, that's kind of the same thing, right? It's like One Minute Man's your sketches and then this would be like a half hour longer.

And so I think I'm going to at least try that where it's just like five One Minute Man topics. It's kind of, the problem is it's a little bit rundown-esque. Yeah. But the rundown's kind of dead now anyways. Like it's not, it's... So like...

You have a very good... Yeah. I like to listen to you two minimally outside of having to edit you guys like whenever I see a word

it's extremely understandable no offense but like I just cause like I listen to you guys so much that like

I can't be doing like now your voices are work to me in like a great way I fucking hate you too sometimes on the podcast i like forget i'm not like listening to it or editing i don't know whatever anyways but um but like you're when minivan's like there it's like i kind of have

to watch them to keep up with like they're so easy if the girl who hates to listen to me it's a great it's great then that's the best piece of feedback i've got like i if the girl who hates to listen to me says I have to listen to their video, that's, no, listen, it's a great, it's great then. That's the best piece of feedback I've gotten.

This girl hates me watching it. It's the easiest way to get like up to date on pop culture. Yeah. And you break it down really well. I told John this. It was like, for whatever reason, I think it's because I started liking them and pinning them.

So I think people want the attention. So they're doing more of it. But every video, there's like a few comments. And the other day on on this gene hackman video there was like four in a row that were like this guy is super informative right to the point and i watch him every day and like i love this guy we should have more of him and i was like is somebody paying somebody to leave this comment am i like am i sleepwalking at night with burners posting these myself this is crazy but there is a a little groundswell of people

talking like you're saying. It's a hive mentality. I've never been on the good side of it. The hive mind has always and continues to be mostly negative for me to the point that I just have to zone that out. But the negative people are so stupid that if they just see people

start saying it's good, they'll be like, I do agree with that. I believe that if you don't listen to the good, to the bad, you can't listen to the good as much. I think it takes a lot more to leave a nice comment than it does a bad comment. I've gotten to a pretty good point where I'll see a nice comment and be like, the guy knows what he's talking about.

I'll see a mean comment and be like, loser. I know you can talk. I have no idea what he's talking about. This guy with the nice comment and nine followers that that's a real man yeah so but but dude finding it is like and and this is where i feel bad for other like people trying to make it it's like we've we're pretty successful at a company that's successful and like have all these resources and a built-in fan base and all that shit and it's still like hard for us to find the niche

and navigate the minefield you know it's like ethan hawk's daughter being like hollywood's hard it's like okay ethan hawk and uma thurman's son so like i can't even imagine just like really just starting out with nothing and trying to navigate all this shit you know yeah although it's sometimes a little bit easier too it's like you don't have to worry about failing you don't have to worry about bosses i don't know why you can just throw shit against the wall but it's sometimes a little bit easier too it's like you don't have to worry about failing you don't have to worry about bosses i don't know why you can just throw shit against the wall but it's fucking hard man especially youtube that's what i think what's so good for this is like you it's obviously whatever the show is is the niche you know what i mean so it's gonna be on youtube is that on youtube yeah so it's just like people subscribe for that show you know when you

do the podcast you're like should we put the vlog on should we put the one minute man's on should we do the short form videos and it's like you never know what to put're like, should we put the vlog on? Should we put the one-minute man's on? Should we do the short-form videos? And it's like you never know what to put on and what not to put on. You have to have the same theme, the same frequency, the same length. This automatically is that because that's the nature of the content. So it's built for YouTube in that sense. And I will say people are like, don't expect this next week. Yeah.

No, but I will say when I asked him, I thought he was going to be like, Pavs was going to be like 2026, you know, and he was like, maybe by like the fall. I was like, holy shit. Even if that's on the table, I thought – I think original goal was like May, June, but we might go fall. Dude, May, June is around the fucking corner. I've never edited something that didn't have to come out the next day. Right.

My entire life. But that is also part – I'm excited for that. This is what people don't realize like you don't even realize that like you're working under conditions that other people would probably be like this is unworkable and that's just all you've ever known so the fact that you're like oh i have a couple months to do this that's why i always laugh about love island versus love island turns it around in 48 hours every episode the bachelor takes like six months to put out an

episode you know So it's like there are standards but if you just are not operating within those, you're good to go. I can do this. I can make all series in a couple months. Also, how did the concept for the show come to be? I think Owen just like

I think Owen came up with it pitched it to just like me. We're more in Times Square than anyone I know. Are you guys shooting in Times Square? We shoot a lot in Times Square. Are you allowed to or are you just roguing it? Just guerrilla. We're really shooting that much in Times Square.

Are the actual people bad? Because I know they get territorial. We'll find out. Yesterday we just did scenes in my apartment. Yesterday was just in my apartment. I don't know if we go to Times Square until next week. I could see Elmo and Cookie Monster being like, get the fuck out of here.

That could be a problem. No, but that could be awesome. It would be awesome if we have to fight actual Elmo and Times Square. That might not be in your script, but episode one should be like, we needed to claim our territory. Never know what's going to come out.

Marlon and Henry now have broken legs. Do you think people will actually come up to you guys asking for pictures? I feel like they'll see the cameras. Yeah Do you think people will actually come up to you guys asking for pictures? I feel like they'll see the cameras. Yeah, I think people will be able to tell that it's not real. If anything, that might make people more. It's certainly not a massive production, if you're picturing fucking The Odyssey.

But it's close. There's enough stuff happening with it. I don't know how much we'll have in the street, like there's enough people around like i think yesterday there were like 10 people in my apartment like there's a lot of people around there like something is happening right there it's not just that's not actual cookie monster it is so funny too like obviously we film stuff you know all around new york city all the time it's like i'm just doing work but like if i see somebody like like i saw this guy like walking down a subway with like a i just thought stuff what a fucking loser

all the time totally i always feel like there's this one there's a lot of tiktokers that do it but there's like some of them they walk down the street and they just talk to the camera like with their phone and i think it's hook it's better than just sitting down and doing it because there's like action there's motion for whatever reason it hooks people and just sitting down and doing it because there's action, there's motion. For whatever reason, it hooks people in more. But I struggle doing that so much because where am I going to find it? I don't want people seeing me talk to a camera

as I walk down the street. I need ego death. I still can't do it as me, but I don't have a hard time if we're doing a sketch. I still can't do a video. I can're doing a sketch or if we're doing like i i can't like i still can't do like a video like i can't do like i've gotten much better i think i think that's just a time like reps thing and like an age thing where you just stop caring yeah like but it's also like you said reps like you just start doing enough where you're like okay this is just i'm

working now yeah and that's and if you don't need to start and reach, like, even with the one minute man thing, like, part of it is getting it out in time. And it's like, I can do this in pretty much one take now. Yeah. And a couple years ago, it would not be that. You know what I mean? I remember I used to sit in that studio and I would, you know, take an hour to do like a five or ten minute video. Now it takes five minutes to do a five minute video. So you don't realize that you're getting better at these things.

It's weird that we get embarrassed about doing it in front of people because like i would never care i just had pop bellies the sandwich person has to make their sandwich in front of me i don't think but even when i see this time when i see you guys like again when you're on the outside of it it's like if i were to watch you do a scene and be like ah fuck like i fucked up let's run it back i wouldn't be like you losers but i think that's what everyone's thinking about me if i flub a line or whatever yeah it's like people don't care you care but they really don't care was it high school cafeteria theory i think everyone's looking at you no one no one's looking at you yeah no one's looking but that also it's like it's tough because

then you get like feedback from people and it's like oh my god you guys are analyzing every single thing about me yeah yeah so you do notice you notice that thing on my face you notice what was in the background of my house you notice that my you know clothes were you know my faults better than i do yeah yeah it kind of doesn't make me feel better when people are like no like i understand that nobody's actually caring about what i do but like there are people who for a moment i don't know like it never really makes it doesn't give me the peace of mind that people think yeah exactly or even when people are like oh like they're ugly the meme commenters are ugly that doesn't matter yeah

they're not saying they're hot they're saying i'm ugly like who knows better who knows ugly better than that yeah that comment should be like you look like me and that would not be good but i uh like i feel the same way with your vlogs like watching people watching you guys do these things are i'm like everybody should have more confidence in what they're doing here i don't know about everybody out there you guys are probably untalented but knowing people here it's like everybody should try been so funny yeah so i'm feeling good about the scripts are definitely funny yeah joe jackie's also in it that's why she's read scripts yeah jaggy it like you're a great actress you're a really good you really are like every skit you're in is even if you're not

like the focal point whatever you're doing is like that was good acting yeah you're the good you're the girlfriend you're the mom whatever it is is like you i it was believable we got yeah jackie megan bitchel it's again i everyone who has worked on it is a bought in and be really talented which is why i have confidence because i know how good i thought you. I also think that when you like a project, because there's shit like you – that sounds silly because it's like, yeah, you're on the show. Of course you like it. There are plenty of times I'm doing stuff.

I'm like, this is a piece of shit. This is not going to be good. This one will get a retweet. I know it. I don't know if I'm going to quote to you this one and be like, I think this was good. You know when you're when you're in a part of something good and not good and if everybody on the set and in the show is like this

is funny this is good but it's important remember none of us know what we're talking about yeah right so like but i i always laugh at like when tim dillon was on the joker and he said he was looking at the the staff the cameraman be like this movie fucking sucks they're like yeah this is it those are the people to talk to. If you are gonna, I mean, it sounds like it's all pretty in-house, but if you're working with outside people, always ask them. It's like whenever we're at a live show and the security guards and people are like, yo, that was funny.

These guys sit and listen to every act all week long. So if they thought it was good, it's good. So that's a good sign that you're all pretty high on it. I think we could say, at worst, the scripts are funny. So if the shooting is a total you're all pretty high on it. I think we could say, at worst, the scripts are funny. So if the shooting is a total failure, we'll release the scripts.

Just a really good story. A good blog story. Couldn't bring it to life. Here are the pages. Here's a novel we wrote in good group. Season eight of Love is blind is here uh and it is uh we are we are about to hit the finale or the reunion i should say and the reunion is where the sparks really fly because now all the episodes have aired everybody has seen everybody else everybody knows what they look like what

relationships are thriving which ones are failing, which people actually are falling in love with the person that they cut. Oh, that person was hot. I should have gone with them. Oh, this person doesn't really work for me. We've got the Dave and Lauren storyline. How would you feel if you went on

the show and you found out that right before somebody went on the show, they had a friends with benefits situation and they were hooking up with somebody that'd be fine yeah that would make sense we haven't met yet yeah well that's this girl you're an adult but well it's interesting because that that is this girl's argument and i'm not saying she did anything wrong but the other guy is like i'm uncomfortable with this and it's like and i just don't think you guys should be together yeah like i'm not saying he's right in that like she didn't do anything wrong but if you're like, it's making me uncomfortable.

It's definitely an insecure, immature feeling. But if you're like, I just can't stop thinking about the fact that you were hooking up with this guy right before me, then... Yeah. No, yeah, you feel the way you feel. But these people are so hell-bent

on making it fit. I think it's weird to hook up with adults who haven't recently been hooking up with adults. Agreed. 100%. Why hasn't anyone been fucking you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a red flag right there. So there's dave and lauren uh there is uh ben and sarah there's there's a whole bunch of

drama uh dave's sister who knows maybe she'll pop up at the reunion that would be amazing the dave's sister reveal would kill it uh but either way uh you can watch all of season eight of netflix right now and friday tomorrow march March 7th, is the weddings finale. And then we'll have the reunion. So all of Season 8 will be available in the next coming weeks on Netflix. Love is Blind Season 8. Go check it out. What else we got?

Anything going on in the Barstool world that is the Clemmer-Mincy combine again, which is one of the more just harrowing things. I caught a little bit of that yesterday. Watching theming things. I caught that. I caught a little bit of that yesterday. Watch them suck on lollipops. But what I took away, Chicago Mafia versus fucking Clemmer. I actually didn't watch that. So I kind of had it on in the background yesterday. And there were two very clear violations of Clemmer losing a point.

And then Clemmer got mad being like, cause I forget what the prize was. I think it was a couple of grand. Maybe I forget. Oh, it was a substantial prize that Clemmer was like, I want that fucking money. So yeah,

I'm going to fight for my fucking points. Yeah. Um, and then like the whole show was like, Clemmer's being a bitch. He was being a pussy. Like he had gotten jobbed out of two points. That's crazy. On his way to, that doesn't surprise me like yes that's the way

I wasn't paying like again it was on in the background but there was one where like he was trying to get uh what do you call it football flag football and it was like they were trying to get flags and mincey like ran out of bounds he was like out of bounds out of bounds yeah the out of bounds was the court it. He was like, out of bounds, out of bounds. They just didn't call it. No, they just said, keep going, keep going. The out of bounds was the court. He said to stay on the court. He said the hardwood. I think.

Okay, so maybe in my basketball knowledge. Was the rule the court or is it hardwood? I think they just said, like, stay on the court. If you say stay on the court, the court is within the bounds. The court is not the hardwood. The court is not the wood floor. Because the wood goes, like, the whole way, doesn't it? If you tell me to stay on the court, I think you mean stay in bounds. Yeah, for sure. I would think the hardwood. The court is not the wood floor. Because the wood goes the whole way, doesn't it? If you tell me to stay on the court, I think you mean stay in bounds.

For sure. I would think the hardwood. That's insane. If we were on a basketball court and I said stay in bounds, you would think it's out of bounds? No, no, no. Not stay in bounds. Stay on the court. Okay, fine.

But stay on the court. I'm not a basketball guy, so I don't really know. But if you told me to stay on the court, I would think it's out of bounds. You would think that means the grass different no it's not and then the other one was the cookie they had to cut things in half and clamor was up by a point and then they were like nah that one was a tie and i was like he won that's so clear and then i didn't like how they were they were like why are you being such a bitch like he fucking wants a thousand or five grand or whatever the fucking prize was.

That seemed like an understandable. I do understand. Zero percent guys. Let's, let's get as much content out of this as possible, but that's more the case of if there's no prize, but yeah, when there's a legitimate prize,

then Clemmer is a legit king of the divorce. Yeah. Nobody's bad. No, they, that should have been competition. Who get divorced quicker? The funny thing is he said one divorce.

In my head, it's like seven. Oh, and the other thing, I guess this got a little bit ruined for me because I didn't realize it was, I didn't know what the fuck

Brandon Walker was doing on that puck thing. But he had to do that? I don't know either. I saw the video, but I don't know what the fuck Brandon Walker was doing on that puck thing. But he had to do that? I don't know either. I saw the video, but I don't know why. I texted him. I said, what were you doing doing that dainty walk and drop? And he was like, it's a yak thing.

I had to do it. I didn't know that. Or is that a lie? I didn't see it. I don't know what you're talking about. You didn't even see the puck drop? No. Oh, man.

It was incomprehensible. You saw it? I just Oh, man. It was, like, incomprehensible. You saw it? I just saw, like, the B walk. Yeah, he, like, walks out on the – they put out the carpet, and he's doing a puck drop at, like, a minor league hockey game, and he does this, like, sashay. Like, he, like, struts down the carpet and then, like, with, like, a limp wrist, like, drops the puck.

And while he was doing that the the the um it's not working on the tv by the way uh the carpet slips so he like daintily walks and then slips once and then slips twice and then slips a third time and so the whole thing was just a brandon walker disaster what it was like a little game like a low level hockey game and uh and i and i thought it was just brandon like trying to be cool or funny i guess he said i like the yak made me do it i thought he was doing like a wrestling entrance or is that an excuse well that's what i wonder because it was a little bit like wrestling like jeff jarrett used to kind of walk that way and i wonder if he was doing it but also what is so famously brandon walker here is he i'm just gonna pull it up yeah let's just

stop using this tv like every time we use the tv it's like it's the computer yeah when he does slip he like he's like oh and like as if the whole world was like watching for his puck drop and now the night has been ruined the whole thing was just from front to start a disaster and then he slips like leaving and then he slips a third time so the whole thing was just a disaster um and i'm like i'm just like maybe if okay so i don't know the acting is true or not but like if it's a puck drop you just walk out there and you you like you you know even the way he was like what is going on you just fucking drop it again I didn't know

I definitely thought oh he's trying to replicate some kind of wrestling entrance yeah it just didn't work I just love the reaction of like oh my god like the whole night's ruined cancel the game Brandon Walker's puck drop didn't go as scheduled as planned

fuck is that about it what else you got anything Tommy anything uh got to meet Jeff Probst finally oh that's right your big moment yeah a lot of people say no I blew it that's funny it was funny that I blew it like that's the whole point what was the deal I didn't find him very welcoming I didn't find him like he he was kind of setting you up for failure i thought he wasn't giving you much yeah i mean he was playing with me like that's the thing he was being a little bit of a dick but i think it was in good fun it was like oh i could tease with this guy like it's like you know being like he likes me

seriously seriously likes me um and like you know it was good it was a little back and forth like i think if he did like you wouldn't act like that to someone you genuinely didn't like. He knew, oh, this guy's funny. I can joke with him. There was about a 50% part of me that was like, when we meet, he's going to be like, Tommy

fucking smokes. About time we finally meet. None of that. 70,000 views. 70,000 views. 70,000. 600. 600,000. But yeah, it was nice. And yeah, it was cool being at the event.

What was the challenge? What did you do? It was like you got to walk along a rope and stack puzzle pieces. They do it on the real show. It's like way longer. Did you do well? I mean, Clemmer won, but that was like funnier for the video to have clemmer win the the as ridiculous not ridiculous but as maybe not perfectly as your intro with jeff probes went it was overshadowed by clemmer's sweater so you're

good on that yeah clemmer's sweater was absurd like a black and blue camo sweater on it he kept calling jeff kept jeff like call the challenge he kept calling meek phil paul which was very funny like paul out to an early lead paul struggling i remember i texted tommy after the picture got posted and i was like yeah whatever i said like you know oh damn did you get on survivor whatever the fuck i said and and then i asked him you know did jeff know who you were and i think you said no but he was kind of aware of what barstool is yeah and i was like oh this is a guy who was just locked in on survivor that's what I do well he did say like we've bro we've stolen your show for like five seasons and he doesn't even register to him no I think we're on good terms because like CBS marketing or PR had ever reached out to Jordan Berry they

were like we want to we want to do something with Tommy and like you want to invite him to this premiere event invite the whole Barstool office. They said they want Tommy. I swear to God, they said Tommy. And I can't say what it is, and I'm not going to be on the real show, but I may be doing something else with them. That's really cool. So it seems, and Jordan was like, yeah, like, or the people there were like, you know, really, this shit might have been a little iffy for a minute, but they clearly are like, okay.

Because we stole their shit. Yeah. I mean, it's a totally different show. I i've heard someone was like it's called surviving someone's like do you ask jeff like if if he's seen surviving barcelona's like i didn't know how to bring like have you seen the show we did that's like an exact you like that so i was like you know what let's just let's just leave that um do you think that he'll have you had our version of the In-N-Out Burger? Do you think he'll actually talk to the casting team? No, probably not. But if I do this other thing again soon, I think that could help.

Tommy, you'd be so bad at real survival. That's hilarious. That's cute. It's actually hilarious and cute. Tommy on an island, bro? They have sacks and olds on there all the time. I have broader shoulders than fights expect have you heard back from Love Island?

nah I'm starting to give up on that we're giving up on that and I really thought like I think they're insane for not taking Jackie and maybe you I just only applied two days ago but then I reached out to everyone and then I haven't heard back

you what? cause I had like the casting directors who reached out to everyone, and then I haven't heard back. You what? Because I had the casting directors who I talked to before, and they haven't messaged me back. Why would you not? It's crazy. Everything is going that direction, too, where all these shows are bringing in celebrities

or known people. You know what I mean? I will say that hurts the chances of lay mascots. In my head head my confidence for mascots was pretty much the same i was like well i'll be on love island from like may digital i heard pads and them saying this all the success of this hinges upon tommy being on love island well i literally was gonna bring up to them at some point i'd be like because the version we're gonna like release a man's like we should actually probably delay the release conflict

after i'm on love island so that i already have this built-in new fan base. Such a goddamn... All right. Good stuff, Tommy. So be on the lookout for Les Mascots. At some point. Sometime this year. But we'll be doing it for a while.

I want to really... I want to just focus my whole life on this for a month or two. Like actors go into roles. You know what? You should do it. Chalamet had no phone the entire duration of Bob Dylan. Well, someone's not doing nicotine.

Marlon's not a nicotine guy. Yeah. Marlon would never do nicotine, so Tommy can't either. I didn't even know you're a nicotine guy. I dabble here and there. Lucy or you smoke? Lucy. Yeah.

You're the vape god, so I wasn't sure. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah, I mean, you guys gotta go full method acting. I might not even go on a date. Marlon's not a coxswain. Sorry, babe, I'm in character. You apologized to Dave.

No, babe. That was ridiculous. No, babe. That's ridiculous. He assumed that. Sorry, boss. I'm not going to have sex for a little while. I just want to get out ahead of this. You should have seen how he says, no, I said babe.

Do you miss Dave? So much. He texted me after the Jeff video. He said, I think Jeff was utterly unimpressed with you. It was just so good to catch up, bro. Dave really watches. I said some shit like, nah, he was acting. And Dave said some shit like, said like no he was acting and dave says some shit like i don't know how it's possible you're further away from being on the

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