KFC Radio - Tommy Smokes Clowns White Sox Dave For His Kamala La La Love Video - Full Interview

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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Let's just copy TikTok. I can't. Pictures tab and then a videos tab. Ooh. Good idea, Tom. Yeah, but like nobody would go to the pictures tab. You know what tab. Ooh. Good idea, Tom. Yeah, but nobody would go to the pictures tab. Oh, I disagree. Wait, they basically have that.

Yeah, like keep up on people from your life. Yeah, yeah. You almost need my professional account and my regular account. Wait, they have that though. You just click on the reels thing. But that doesn't affect what you use. You need like a timeline.

Nobody uses reels thing but that doesn't affect what you use you need like a timeline nobody uses yeah like nobody goes on the reels tab on instagram real estate to figure out like the best part about tiktok is the comments and they don't even figure out like i don't know if just people aren't leaving like as funny comments but like that seems like such an easy thing where are people being funny on the internet right now? TikTok. TikTok comments. TikTok comments. No, I mean TikTok comments section. Who was I talking about this with the other day? Keith maybe? Just like Twitter's just not funny anymore. Twitter stinks, man.

But like not even – I'm not even trying to be like people get mad at jokes. I just mean like people aren't trying – people don't tweet jokes. People aren't trying to be funny. Right. It used to be like you're almost like workshopping a joke. It was Twitter. You had a funny thought. It was like observational humor, and you just put it out there,

and people kicked it around. Now it's like I need to go discuss these topics and talk about my biases and fight and blah, blah, blah. They're just using it for the wrong way. I'm not saying anything is gold here, but the other day I was watching – what was it? It was the Rams way. The other day, I'm not, that I'm saying anything is gold here, but like the other day I was watching, what was it? It was the Rams game.

They played in Arizona and Rachel Platten did the, she sang fight song before for the Firefighters. Firefighters, yeah. And I just kind of was,

I just said like, I was like, oh man, like, it's gonna be really bittersweet for Rachel Platten when her phone rings because like, it means you got a gig, but it means something horrific.

Like, I've been to two Rachel Platt concerts. They're never good. Handicapped spots are pretty full at them. Not concerts. I mean, she's performed at two events that I've been to. We were going to Rachel Platt concerts. We didn't have a fucking intervention. So we're just in the podcast.

Yeah. Tommy, welcome to the show. Thank you. Thank you. But so I deleted it because I was like, this is not even where people make jokes anymore. But it used to be. Dude, the best thing in the world used to be Twitter during an event. Yeah.

And some of the funniest fucking people in the world are just some random dude you do not know that would go viral or a hashtag would start or people would just jump on a trend or whatever it was. And it was like this is the funniest – like this is better than my favorite comedians. I do think it's still good for live events. I think that's the one thing Twitter has over the other apps. It's still – I mean it's the only option, but it is a far – award shows super bowls big games uh any anything that was like nationally televised basically oh my god it was but then that's a true two-screen experience then it becomes on us though like as the users to be like well it's not what it was so it's like well you know like let's stop lamenting and being like oh i wish it was like it's not that way so

well also stop tweeting but also it's like it's like uh i don't know we got all like the users got old like yeah i saw some guy made a video it was a couple weeks ago but it just popped up in my algorithm and he was like barcelo sports is just not cool anymore and he's like they used to be the counterculture he was like it used to be the counterculture uh like against the man like whatever and now they're just an npc and and like they're not cool anymore and part of me was like i mean first of all at the end of it he was like you know what's really cool the seattle seahawks podcast like you literally just picked a seahawks podcast like you know that's the new barstool sport i think he was promoting his own ship by the way i'm sure it was sure but it was like, earnest that I was like this.

But part of me was just like, A, nobody at Barstool was ever like, okay, we're starting Barstool Sports, the counterculture website to the man. You know what I mean? It was just like, I don't know if people thought of us that way, but we were never like, that's our goal to do that. So, like, if we are or are not that or became that or changed, like, I don't know. That was never a thing. That was never a thing. That was like a mission.

So I don't know if you can even blame the company for being something that it never tried to be. You know what I mean? Yeah. But also I was like – yeah, I mean I'm not cool. I'm not cool anymore. I was going to say he's not wrong. Yeah. I'm not like – I mean I guess there are cool people here still but like –

Thank you. Yeah. I mean, this is like I'm a 40 year old dad. Like I'm not the cool kid anymore. Yeah. I don't know if I was ever the cool kid, but I definitely can't be the cool kid now. You know, it's like. Yeah.

No. I mean, once you get so big, you can't. You can only be cool as like a small company. Once you get once you're traded on the fucking New York Stock Exchange, you're not cool right yeah yeah but but well but yes i agree with that but not that we are anymore but but you know at one point we were there's a difference between cool and like like cutting edge you know what i mean like i think you can still be cool you can be old and lame but cool that makes sense you know i still think we're, quote unquote, edgier than a typical media company, but there's a lot of other people doing that now. Yeah, but my point being that I think you can be cool by just being like, I am what I am.

I'm like myself. Correct. But that will not inherently be like you're the new underground up and coming against the man type of thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I think we could still be considered cool in the regard i don't know i think people at barstool just like authentic some some of us at least are like authentic and do their thing and it's cool but gone are the days of being like this rebel pirate ship thing right it's just like you can't i think what would be lame is to try to continue to be that you know i mean if we were

still beating that drum it's like i don't know man i just talk about my life and my kids now it's not right to me like the draw to barstool i'm sure a lot of people was never like oh they're counterculture it was like the reality show aspect of it i feel like that's what draws people at first no at first like early barstool days like with the pussifications and stuff like that people did love that it was we were just talking about yesterday actually like i i almost hated how much... Like, Pussification of America used to be one of our things, and then it became so, like... It almost became a meme. Yeah, I was like, I don't want to do that anymore,

even though that's, you know... So maybe you get drawn into that, but you stay for, like, the... It's, you know, people have said it's like a reality show about running a media company, essentially. But then my response to that would be that, like, reality... No one thinks reality shows are cool, right? I'm not saying. Like, they're entertaining, but no one thinks.

No one's like, that's a cool show with cool people. Jersey Shore was cool for a little bit. Jersey Shore was fucking cool. But even that, they weren't cool. They were fucking maniacs. But, like, you weren't like. No, Pauly D was cool, and I will die on that. I would say, though, like, I know what you mean,

that if someone lists the coolest, best TV shows, you're probably not throwing those out there, but all the people from those shows are the cool, they go mega viral and become people. But they're on ABC, so they're not cool. How are we defining cool? You just know what you see.

We define like porn, dog. Timothee Chalamet is cool. Timothee Chalamet is cool. He? Timothee Chalamet is cool. Well, yeah. He's a fucking kid. He's an A-list celebrity, though, so he's in big movies. You're almost saying that you can't be cool once you get to a certain level. I'm saying that it kind of depends on your definition of cool.

It's like you can't be some young punk band or you're selling out arenas. You know what I mean? No, you can still be cool, but you're not going to be that... What's the word for it? Because I don't think we're trying to be counter-culture or whatever. Anti-establishment. But yeah, it's like that's how you're naturally that.

Once you're attached to a conglomerate, then you can't. You're not really. But we never... Pat McAfee? Is he cool? I love Pat. I wouldn't say Pat's cool.

Because of counter-culture aspect? What do you think's cool? I think once he gets to ESPN... I was going to say, you're also just a tough... John Hayes Barstool and... I love Pat. I wouldn't say Pat's cool. Because of like counterculture aspect? What do you think's cool? I don't think much of anything's cool. I was going to say, you're also just a tough, tough. John hates Barstool and doesn't like anybody. No, I do not. I'm actually the strongest man in Barstool, just to be clear. The strongest man?

Big news yesterday. Well, confident. Oh, because he's gone. Yeah. That's right. Congratulations, sir. Officially, you can make more than anybody. You're different.

You're by the strongest guy in Barstool right now. Great point. Tommy's nipping at your heels. That's really funny. I did tick lines, man. No, but to answer the question, I just don't think anything conglomerate. It can be cool. Right, so that would be Pat does ESPN stuff.

That would be against what you're saying. But I think Pat is like But he's cool to people A fucking wrestler And a Like great on the mic And he's I'm not saying he's not cool

I'm saying if we're using That definition of being Yes I think Pat is cool But Like I like hanging out with him I think he's a cool guy

Yes If you work for ESPN You're not cool Yeah But like If you're asking a person Like who's the coolest person In media

I don't I guess A lot of people would say don't – I guess – A lot of people would say Batman. Yes, because I guess with the – you can't really be cool in media either. Well, so let me ask you this. Are all of our comic friends cool? Some of them.

Because you get to a point with that where it's like you're at the Golden Globes. You're presenting. You're hosting New Year's. You're doing all these things that are very big conglomerate media. I think actually, I don't think most of them are cool. Yeah, but that would kind of be the opposite of what you're saying. But it's how you approach it. Someone like Shane, I think, has every opportunity, although he's taking them more now.

But he's selective with what he likes to do but nonetheless but what he is doing is bud light under armor espn like those are all the things that we're saying kind of make you uncool i always have like an argument definitively still cool yes what the friend about is liking things that are popular doesn't make you not yeah like it like people like oh i don't you know can't listen to pop music i gotta got to listen to some fucking alt-indie band that screams into a mic. It's like, guess what? It's fucking popular because it's pop. All of my favorite songs of all time, pop top.

Right. TV shows. I do think that anybody who – same thing with Barstool. Same thing with your favorite bands and shit like that. I think when you get the tag of anti-establishment, going against the counterculture, going against the man, you're authentically just doing you, and it happens to be that. If you're a band that's like, guys, let's get together and make music to go against the government, you're a fucking loser.

You make music that is provocative, and the government happens to be pissed off. We were kind of considered edgy or inflammatory, but I never ever sat down and be like, time to write something inflammatory. Yeah. It's like, oh, I thought that was funny. You thought it was inflammatory. So like you, you are naturally that and you can't like force that. But even, even if you maintain your cool, like Shane, he picks and chooses his spots.

Like you're still just not going to be the young comic who's living on $5 a day. Right. Whatever the fuck he wants. It's just a cycle. But I don't think that's bad. That's just how it goes. Is there another edgy way to even cover sports? Is there somebody else who would come out that would work and be like,

this is the next Barstool? People kind of say that Barstool tried to become ESPN, and ESPN tried to become Barstool. And we met in the middle of quarter zips. Then we met in the middle of quarter zips. So then we met in the middle of quarter zips. Everybody wear quarter zips and we'll be friends. No more feet. Take off your suit.

Take off your t-shirt. Both put on quarter zips. That's such a perfect way to put it. Great joke. Put that in your act. February 7th, 6th, 7th, 8th.

DC. But I also like, cool is just, it's, 8th DC but I also like cool is just it's everyone's personal opinion I'm not the purveyor of cool it's just what I think

is cool isn't mega big corporations what other people think is cool is so do you think there's inherently like cool is

always almost always going to be like the young next thing yeah I think in general people refer to something that's cool just if young

people like it but fuck that well that's what i mean though that's what i mean it's always been that way but it's like i think all these kids yeah i think you know what it is it's the middle that's the problem yeah it's the same thing as being 40 like like when you're 50 and 60 you can kind of become like a older guy and it's it's funny that he came and shot in beer pong, you know, at a party. And if you're 40, it's like go homo, man. That's the same thing with stuff. It's like whatever's new is cool. Whatever's like, yo, have you ever heard this song from like 50 years ago?

That's cool. But that middle ground is like nobody wants to talk about Jay-Z to go away. Like the Bichoni are cool. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like old Italian guys who drive old cars. Like that's fucking cool. Ohichoni are cool. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like all the Italian guys who drive old cars. Like that's cool. Yeah.

That's what you want to be. Like, but again, there's obviously so many levels and all that stuff, but if someone was like, barstool is not cool. I wouldn't be like, yes,

it is. We're cool. Right. Right. That'd be crazy. Like, I think that's what makes it still cool. Yeah.

I think I'm just like, I, yeah, I'm not a cool guy anymore. I don't know. Go talk to the, like, go talk to Tommy. He's the cool guy. As someone Yeah. I think I'm just like, yeah, I'm not a cool guy anymore. I don't know. Go talk to Tommy. He's the cool guy.

As someone who's desperate for attention on the internet, Tommy, do you think you're cool? Is there another Tommy? No, definitely not cool. But then people say, wow, Tommy doesn't think he's cool. That makes him cool. Sound off in the comments. Wow, Tommy's so cool. So, yeah, I would say I'm not cool so that people can then be like,

that's cool that he doesn't care what other people think. I only care what other people think. Somebody messaged me saying, vintage rundown performance by you. That was some of my best work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dave had me and Rico on because, like, Ohio State won. So Dave was like – or Tate was going to do the rundown, and then Dave was like, no, no, yeah. Dave had me and Rico on because, like, Ohio State won. So Dave was like – or Tate was going to do the rundown. And then Dave was like, no, no, no. I'm going to have Tommy and Rico on.

It's two great college football minds. People forget I was on the college football show. I invited Tate and Don, but they're not available. And I did genuinely, which, like, it actually helped prove his point, and it wasn't even a bit. Like, Monday night I did not watch a second. It was the first ever – Oh, I thought that was a that was a bit no genuinely it was the first ever major sporting event i just opted out if i was like i really don't like out of these two teams i don't fucking

care like i'm just that's how i've been i'm just not gonna watch this i i don't care about college football but like the national championship i'll watch it's just you know when you when you live around here it's just not it just doesn't get the same it just does not hit the same grow up where there's not a big team around and you also both go to a school that doesn't have it's like who am i gonna what am i gonna fucking root for some random school like i did actually as a kid like michigan all kidding aside four bars or anything i just like their helmets and don't know i swear he retroactively sucks no everybody denard robinson and so like mich Michigan was cool growing up. Oh, my God.

Denard Robinson was when you were, like, a kid growing up. Yeah, I was, like, 15. And, like, my dad liked Notre Dame, and I would just root against Notre Dame. Like, just, like, would go at it. And, like, then I went to Florida. I was, like, if I can keep rooting for Michigan, Florida. Can I go to fucking Fordham in the Bronx? I commend you for that.

I, you know, unless your family is, like, a lot of the Notre Dame families are, like, entrenched in it, fine. Otherwise, like, you've got to have a real claim to be like a diehard. If you didn't. Yeah. You got to have a real fucking reason. That's why I love that bit with Tommy at the end of that commercial. Did you go there?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you go there? No. I did. I lied. I didn't go.

I got confused with what Tommy referred to. But when she said, did you go there? Oh, I pieced it together. Is that, is that cause it's like Notre Dame fans? Yeah, notoriously. They're just like, oh, I'm Irish. I'm a Notre Dame fan. Yeah.

Every Irish guy at least goes through a phase of like, I think I'm an Irish fan. And it's also, it's the only team that's nationally broadcast every weekend. That's true. Can I admit, USC and Notre Dame obviously have a rivalry. And I know that there was something. But I've always been like, fuck Notre Dame. I have no idea why I'm supposed to be like that. No, I and Notre Dame obviously have a rivalry, and I know that there was something, but I've always been like, fuck Notre Dame. I have no idea why I'm supposed to be like that.

No, I hate Notre Dame, too. I think just as an Italian. I hate the Irish. And Brian Kelly killed that kid. You're not Italian, though, Tommy. I'm so Italian. What the fuck? You're part of Italian.

I'm not part of Italian. I'm studying for the Italian. I've always said that Jews and Italians are like, right? And Tommy is the link. The V like right and Tommy is the glue that sticks those two things together thank you last name scabelli everything else about we said the last time I was on here or one of last time I was on here that I am the literal Antichrist because Jesus is the most Jesus is the most Christian Jew and I'm the most Jewish Christian

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where it was okay because first thing like everyone was like tell us everything yeah and like like a like a true crime documentary i need like a six-part series on this whole thing. But he then, so he started at the beginning where he's like, it started months ago. And we're like, no, no, fast forward, fast forward. When it was done, what was everyone thinking? And he kind of was like, everyone was like, like it was, I was like, you all thought it was good,

didn't you? And he like started, he's like, yeah, yeah. This is, I'll tell you what. There's so much to say. I can't even – I don't know where to start. This is the best career move ever by White Sox Dave. White Sox Dave officially has a job for life with Dave Bordeaux now. Oh, I think the second he chewed that gum.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like what he should – again, this kind of goes back to the trying to be cool thing he needs to do this once a year but like you can't you know what i mean it's gotta just happen he's gotta like if he tries to do it again where he's in on it that's what i mean that's what i mean he needs to let his weirdness flow because the fact that this was a genuine thing i remember i was i when we were talking out there, I was like, I remember seeing a clip of Barstool backstage and them being like, it's good.

Yeah. And they were speaking earnestly. Talking about the producer. They flew out to LA, all that shit. And I fucking drank the cooling. And I was like, I actually can see White Sox Dave being pretty good. I was like, wouldn't surprise me. He can just sing.

And then the video came out. Think about it, though. It was one of the most insane things I've ever seen in my life. It's White Sox Dave. It's just that he applied it to a genre that he does not. Like, that's him about everything. I could pitch in, like, the major leagues. I could beat you up.

I'm more athletic than you. I'm funnier than you. Like, he thinks he can do everything and everything he does is great, but it was in his lane usually. Now all of a sudden he decides to do a fucking country song and he still thinks it's – I say like even the old conservative Facebook meme crowd, like who would normally eat up like a dumb meme with an eagle on it, they look at this and be like, oh, this sucks. What is this? They're a combo of haters. go on it, they look at this and be like, oh, this sucks. What is this? There are Kamala haters who are like, that ain't it.

Maybe she didn't deserve this, guys. What the fuck? I don't think of him as like a right-wing anti-Kamala guy. He's coming out of the closet. Has he always been that? If Jack Mack did that, it would be more like on-brand.

I think Jack Mack would be funny about it i think yeah yeah i'm saying jack mack made one of these i bet it would be funny it aligns with white socks it aligns white socks dave is like i'm the best macho man like yeah whatever yeah attitude i think he went hunting one day and became fucking right-wing. As soon as it starts with the 15-year-old meme from Europe. Isn't that girl European? No! Is that from Europe?

What is it? I thought it was in D.C. Oh, no, that's the girl who's mad about Donald Trump. Oh, that was a Trump thing? Oh, yeah, that's a Trump. That's close to 15 years ago now, right? 12 years ago? Well, 8 years ago. Yeah, a woman screams as he's sworn in. That's close to 15 years ago now, right? That's 12 years ago? Well, eight years ago. Oh, right.

Yeah, a woman screams as he's sworn in. That was great. Okay, all right. I thought that was European and I thought it was older. So, okay, I'll take that one. She does look European. She looks like... It's funny how you can tell, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always, like, especially in New York, you can just... I'm like, that's a group of tourists. Oh, yeah. It's something about their eyes. The way that their eyes glaze over. Like, Americans are very, like, whatever, jittery.

And their skin is shinier and whiter. I don't know if that makes sense. The white people. The white ones. There's something about you just seeing. They also have a more pure white. They have a great smell to them. But the White Sox Dave thing like is

my favorite and least favorite thing about the internet I've said this a bunch throughout my career one of my favorite things but it's also like the worst feeling is like a risky joke or observation or something where you're like I hope other people do this or know this.

Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes you, you say like, you know, it's like when you do X, Y, Z and everyone's like,

you're fucking weird. And sometimes you're like, Ooh, like a miss, you know what I mean? Like it gets the blood flow. This is like the most hyper example. Yeah.

Like when you think you've got something good and you've worked on it and people are even telling you it's good. And then you put it out there and the whole world is like, get the fuck off my internet. White Sox Dave has to like re-elaborate, re-evaluate his inner circle. Totally.

This would be like, I don't know if these people are rooting for me. I'd love to know what Eddie told him about. Everyone here might be working against me. I'd love to know what Eddie told him about. Everyone here might be working against me. I'd love to know what Eddie told him about. Because Eddie, I would say, is a rational guy.

He was the first person I talked to. I texted him, like, I got to know what you think. And he said something like, what if I told you that three separate times Dave told us this is going to be a hit? I go, I would have taken the over. It doesn't surprise me one bit. I don't know how Robbie Fox knows this, but he said that White Sox Dave was saying that he was talking like this is going to go viral

outside of Barstool. This is going to reach outside the Barstool bubble. That's crazy, dude. He goes, this is just kind of his humor. To finish that.

How many views is that? I bet it's got 20,000. I thought more. What did it say? 21,000. 21,000 finish that. How many views is that? I bet it's got... I think like 20,000. Oh, I thought more. But the... Like... What did it say?

21,000, yeah. To, like, finish it and be like, this is going to be a massive hit. It was great. I don't think that... The idea, all that stuff, like, I get it where you're like, all right, this is going to be funny,

this is going to be funny, this is going to be great. But then when it's done and you see it, you go, oh, we can't put that out. This sucks. Bro, not even the best thing I've ever made But then when it's done and you see it, you go, oh, we can't put that out. Bro, not even the best thing I've ever made have I been like, this is going to be a smash. Everything I put on the internet, I'm always like, I hope it's good. And when it is good, I'm like, thank God. I've never been confident about anything, let alone this.

What is this, bro? Also, like, the liberals don't have face tattoos like that. I didn't get that at all. Is that supposed to be somebody that I didn't know? No. It looks like fucking Post Malone. That's what I thought. I was like, is this some sort of Post Malone joke? I don't know.

Cuck. It's like the big font in the background. Oh, my God. Ten years ago, it might have been a hit. I was going to say, this is very... Dave did say this is internet 1.0 shit. Where, yeah, you have like a weird green screen and you're just like... It's like a PowerPoint presentation, basically.

It's like if the production quality was less high, it would also be... That's the thing. It's like you put... It's not good production, but it's like you produced it. If he just did this on a whim, fine. If he just did this on TikTok with a guitar, I bet it would actually do pretty well. If he was just kind of like freestyling and said, Kamalama love or whatever he says there, on a whim, fine. If he just did this on TikTok with a guitar, I bet it would actually do pretty well. If he was just kind of like freestyling and said, like, Kamala, I'm in love, or whatever he says there, like, fine, whatever. This is like – this probably took like months, right?

They've been talking about it for a while. Yeah. Huh. I mean, it is – I'm a guy that's put out quite a few of my own music videos, so I'm not one to talk, but – Yeah, but even like when you did like your raps, everybody was kind of like, Oh wow.

Like it's better than we thought, you know, that's, I didn't want to be the one to say it. When you put out a song, if you're not a music person, you do something in music. The goal is right.

Like I thought it was gonna be terrible and it wasn't right. Like that. And when you get that, like you're thrilled. That's, that's like the music game when you're not, if you, if this didn't get that, you're thrilled. That's like the music game when you're not. This didn't do that. Because it's nothing.

It's neither nor. It's not like you're just being a goofball, being funny. Like you said, just fucking around on TikTok. And it's not good enough like, oh, this was just good. It's just nothing. You're stuck in the middle of what? What? I guess that's horrifically mean to say.

It is simply mind-bending. One reply really made me laugh. It was like, Trump is going to sign an executive order tonight to ban this from the internet. I believe Eddie said he was like, this is the exact reaction I wanted. That's what Dave said? Yeah. Oh, get out of town. Come on.

Get out of town. He's playing it like, I wasn't being serious. Like, it's goofy. It's like, yeah, I know. But within that realm, you didn't. If I hadn't seen the clips from backstage. Yes, right. I could believe that.

Right, but he was earnest. I could see the sincerity in all their voices. It's good, man. You're right. Not only does he have to question them as friends, I have to question all of them as people. As human beings, I can never trust them again. If Dante ever recommends anything to me ever again, I'm going to go, well, is it like Dave's video?

Because then you can't trust a single And up until this point, I've considered Dante one of the most rational guys. But you know what you can't trust a single fucking... And up until this point, I've considered Dante one of the most rational guys. But you know what? He is crazy, but music would be the one thing he lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I would trust him.

If he came to me right now and was like, yo, there's this new rapper who you would like, I'd be like, I trust you on that. Like, no, I don't. No, I don't. No, I can't trust anything ever again. I can't even get myself to listen to it because it feels... Oh, well, this is like a breakup for you, basically. Jackieie is very into white socks post head shave jackie was like i want to fuck direct quote i want to fuck white he looks so much better so it's crazy that's jackie was like

and then it turned into like they were like well jackie was like i want that dick i never said yeah i said i was like you look way better i was like you're saying like you're saying i was like ugly before and i was like yes that's exactly what i'm saying like you went from zero to like one dude but yeah i would imagine it's hard to i just i can't even watch it but like is he just is it like a country song country parody song that's what i figured you know i've asked a lot of people this i don't know if i've asked you guys have you like have you ever tried singing the blues like sometimes i listen and i'm kind of like give me an example i'm i've never like i see it and i'm like i wish i could do that but i'm like i haven't tried songs yeah like just like the blues like it

takes like a certain guttural voice. Yeah, you gotta be more like froggy. I've never personally tried it. I've done Midnight Train to Georgia. You see? What did you do? Midnight Train to Georgia? Is that the blues?

No, I don't think so. It's like, no, no, no. It's literally just that. Yeah. The only thing white people know about the blues is that. Yeah. Bad to the bone. That?

No? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean like that voice. I don't think bad to the bone that. Bad to the bone. That? No? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, that voice. I don't think bad to the bone is. Bad to the bone? I don't know. No. That's what I'm not going to say.

What is, where are you? Georgia. That's the only. I'm just saying, like, I've never, like, given it a fair shot. I could be really good at it. Like, I don't know. Have you given other genres a fair shot? Yeah, I mean, like, I'll, like, sing this song.

Well, yeah, remember Jackie thinks she's, like, the greatest singer in the world. Remember we were gonna have her like She still refuses to do it It seems like we're literally meant for each other No but You were like convinced you had like the best voice in the world No but I'm not saying But like the blues is something that you have to specifically

Like test out It takes a certain like gutter role You have to test out You don't know until you try And we all could be like actually really good blues singers we've never tried i don't think we could be well now we have to so no no no well you gotta try it needs to be something that's like i know you can't put music in the pot i gotta like hear it just no i just want to see i'm just gonna google lyrics to blues songs ray charles listen we don't have i feel like i just don't think like regular white

people can sing what B.B. King sings. Because I think that you need to... Yeah, you need to go through some shit. I'm sure there is like some white people who sing the blues, but I don't think it's our music. But we don't know.

Just homework tonight, everyone go home and sing the blues. No, you have to do it on the show. I can't do it on the show. Because I'm not gonna like... I'm gonna get stage fright. You know what's a good one? That...

At last my man has come home. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Add a James. Do that. No, that's not blues. That's like actually singing. Pass. Give me blues.

I'm pretty sure that's blues. I can't go first. Tommy, blues. I don't know what the... I could do at last. I don't know what the fucking blues is. Yeah, do the at last song. Just do bad.

Don't give a bad. At last my love has come along. I thought he hit a part. That last was good. No, it was good, but it was just like. The guys were on. That was pretty good. That was pretty good.

No, it was good. It was just like, I wasn't expecting you to actually try. You got to try. You got to. Don't fucking point, Jackie. You have to look dumb and try. No, I'm not. No, I'm not saying. No, I'm not. Sing, bitch. No, I'm not. No, I'm not saying no.

I'm not. Sing, bitch. No, I'm not. No, I actually am not because I can't give you guys my best because I'm going to be too safe right now. Oh, my God. I know. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Everyone in the room is mad at you. Fuck you, Jackie. Tommy, can we talk about? You can't bring these things up. Can we talk about? Well, now it's three o'clock in the morning.

Talk about what? Love Island. Sure. And I can't. I'm Talk about what? Love Island. Sure. And I came. Trying to go on Love Island. Oh, yeah. That was kind of Jackie's lane, and she's mad that you are. I'm sorry.

Yeah. Well, now here's the thing. Fuck off. I, I, if you really want to get on Love Island and beat Tommy, I would, you know, if you really put forth your best effort, I think you would have an edge over Tommy. If you slotted down, you would beat Tommy. Yeah, I know. So if you really want to get competitive.

But I'm not getting on because I'm attractive in any way, shape, or form. It would just be – No, it's kind of – Hey, you don't have to go that hard on yourself. I'm a horrific beast. No girl has ever looked at me and said, I'm going to have sex with him because of the way he looks and I'm okay with that

but if it could be like he gets on he's like the funny not hot guy that could be where I strive it was one of I'm sure the million times that somebody has been pressing Tommy so you fuck girls huh and Tommy says something like usually just once

they don't usually come back right I'm not hating it was just very funny when I was like usually just once you have the clout that if you try like they're not gonna get to barstool people so if you like you'll get on if you try and you're I don't know if that's true i i think that like oh sorry yeah let me plan my life around what jackie wants i think if you went head to head you would have to like you know become a fucking love island ho but i think they would pick you over him also why can't they thank you i think i just don't think it would yeah it becomes a thing we both blow them away so much yeah i mean maybe they should they. There's not a reason it shouldn't be,

but they would probably be like, this is too much. Yeah, it's understandable. It's like a quarter of the cast is now Barstool or whatever. But no, it would be great. We're saying we should do like a Barstool Love Island, but like not love, just like you pair up with somebody. And like exist with them for a little while. Yeah, yeah.

Which would be kind of funny. I'll be honest. I have never watched Love Island. Oh, really? I don't know how it works. I think it's very – I was really going to do The Bachelorette, and everybody was like, no, do Love Island.

It's more popular right now. I mean, everybody is like exceedingly attractive, or at least like – The bombshells. I know there's bombshells. They'd be an issue for Tommy. They're like, you know, they don't look like me. They'd be an issue for Tommy.

The bombshells would be an absolute issue. Maybe like this, what they would do, this is exactly what they do. They would start you off, you would be the first person in the house. They start you off with six people, whatever. Somebody would fall in love because it's like close quarters syndrome We six people have five girls five guys, but no it starts that way then they bring people in so that's what it's like You you you start with somebody and they like you have a connection, and then it's like I like this person a lot

And then it's like here's the hottest person you've ever seen in your fucking life they're gonna come try i would never be able to do another bombshell has entered and tommy would just get like that would be bad for like i couldn't leave a girl for a hot bombshell girl that would look bad for me oh that's that's what you're okay i was thinking that you would get bombshelled like you would like oh i would also okay a girl would drop me like i can't go fuck all the girls no a girl would drop like a hot potato for a hot guy but like i what i'm saying is i would rather have that happen like i would rather get dropped for a hot guy than be the one dropping a girl for a girl yeah i don't know though that does like girls girls like that doesn't fit with me you know i'm not even you. If a girl went on Love Island with the goal of becoming famous, cozying up with you and becoming like a couple, like the whole show, would be the smartest move.

Oh, yeah. You would be like a viral sensation if it was like a super hot chick is cozying up with this guy. But here's the thing. I'd be open to – I'm not going on there for just... You know, for... I could find love on there. I could find love on there. Do you think that...

Are you going to get married, Tommy? Yeah, one day. I mean, it's, you know... I can't even picture Tommy. Oh, me neither. Me neither. But I'm 28 right now. I turned 29 in April.

April 29th. We all know that. By 31 or 32, I'd like to maybe get into a more serious relationship. But if the right girl comes along before then. You're literally like a Seinfeld episode. It's going to be you finding someone that fits all your weird shit and vice versa. Yeah, no. Totally, totally agree.

It's a big issue. But I'm so fucking young honestly you are though this is the year i get my life together though i'm becoming a man this year i'll be 29 yeah i got some lions i'm instituting self-discipline into my life that i otherwise like because like i could do that's a real. I was not expecting a real ass answer. I could do anything I want, whenever I want. I could wake up at 12. I could not come to work at all.

Chariot. Yeah, but like I could eat ice cream and pizza. I could do any... And I was a hedonist in 2024. I did whatever I want. Short-term pleasure, short-term pleasure. But long-term, that leaves you kind of unfulfilled. so it's about making those small-term sacrifices where it's like yeah all right i'll get up i'll go to the gym this morning leave fucking hard-boiled eggs maybe i

don't want to but over the long term it'll have more positive impact on your life now you're obviously everything you're saying is that and this will last about a week or two that's exactly where i was gonna go do you feel like you're maybe going a little too hard right away realistic so that's the issue is i that i go through this phase about twice a year where it's like i wake up early i go to the gym oh i saw you go to the grocery store grocery store it's about twice a year yeah and the issue is like you said i go too hard where it's like it's unsustainable because i tell myself i can't eat anything bad right and i gotta find the middle ground where it's like doing anything is

better than what i've been doing like doing any sort of exercise and somewhat healthy is better than not doing any of it yeah so i gotta find that middle ground where it's a it's a sustainable well what happens if you get jacked again i can't get that jacked it doesn't fit me dave's right dave's always right but like i could just like lose i had some fucking big he wasn't like big but he was like defined you know pull it up um i is that what is that what the new wardrobe is about too i've i've i've still like god jacket tell the jack i bought the jacket the jacket is unreal bro the the uh tommy buying a you used to have your head shaved like that not shaved but like low you looked awful

I know you look like you're like train spotting or something those arms are crazy and Dave forbid it Dave said you're not allowed to be like healthy and Tommy was like okay whatever you say boss

the great like paradox in life is that like Yeah. Whatever you say, boss. The great paradox in life is that when you're young and you have all the time in the world to do shit, you're like, I don't have to do anything. I'm just going to fucking sit around and dick around. And then when you're old enough that it hits you like, oh, I need to do these things, is when you don't have the time. You know what I mean? Being able to recognize when you're young that go to the gym because you have 13 more hours to do nothing.

You know what I mean? Like when I used to say I don't have the time when I was younger, it's like you're just a fucking moron and a blatant liar. You had nothing but time. Yeah. And I've been telling myself, I was like, no, I can't. I still try to like, I know, but like I still in my head, I'm like, I have to be in a 10 still try to like, I know what, but like, I still in my head, I'm like, I have to be in a 10 a.m. with a coffee on Dave's desk.

Like that mindset is always there for me. Well, I think that's a good, I don't think it's good to wake up at 12 every day. Right, right. It's a good thing that I'd rather think like that than have that never cross my mind. But it is like, okay, if I get in at fucking 10, 10, because I was in the gym, I don't think that's the end of the fucking world. Right, right. But I think it's better to go in the morning, probably.

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Get 10% off your first month. Just entirely switching gears. What do you think of the Silk Road guy getting pardoned? Where do you fall on that one? I saw it, but I didn't read anything. So he invented Silk Road, which was used for nothing but like drugs, guns, prostitution, human trafficking, all that shit. And he took 10% of everything. But he was like, I never did any of that illegal shit.

I created a marketplace. He's from the Libertarian Political Party. He hates the government interven intervening any sort of control any of that shit so he was like i'm creating like a completely hands-off free market for the people to like do what they want and what they need and uh he was able so he used like you know vpns and i don't know fucking some shit. So nobody, you could not track anything. So everybody dealt drugs on it. And he got arrested and got two consecutive life sentences plus 40 years,

which I think is a very, like, you're fucking with our money and taxes and all that shit. That's, like, we're fucking hitting you hard. You know what I mean? Because I feel like it's more like an accessory or an accomplice to things, you know, which wouldn't usually give you like a double life sentence. Like people are pointing out that there was like actual violent criminals

that got less of a, of a charge. But I can also understand. It's like, I don't know. You, you created and facilitated like all the dangerous. I don't know enough about Silk Road,

but like, I, I would imagine that response, like, I just facilitated the market. It doesn't fly for arms dealers. Yeah, I mean, it did, and then he got pardoned, so that's the debate.

He got arrested, got shut down, he lost 144,000 Bitcoin. Oh! They took it away away and they auctioned some of it off and some hackers from North Korea

swiped some before they could, like, it was literally like up for grabs and like some people got in and stole it. Did any of you

watch the HBO Bitcoin documentary? Where they were like, we figured out who Sashok was. Oh, I didn't, I saw that,

but I didn't, I didn't watch it, but I want, but did they, I think it's very similar to the one where they said they found who Q was, and it was like –

They don't really know. They just took a guess at some guy. Yeah. Did the guy ever – who had, like, the past – like, the eight tries, did he ever figure out? I don't know. Yeah. That guy, that would be the scariest moment of my life.

That's like Quicks. Quicks has Bitcoin somewhere, and he doesn't know the password. So this guy has been trying, though, and it has 10 tries before before it wipes out and he's on his ninth and it's like i actually think if you get to like five you're fucked because you're clearly just like guessing in the dark unless unless it's like i knew it was like number one through nine and i just you know i gotta guess like there's a finite number but if you're just like making up these letters and numbers like and you're already at nine it's i don't think you're gonna just get it on your 10th i have three passwords yeah you probably know all of them yeah yeah yeah yeah it's if it's not one of those three i don't have a fucking clue i mean i set up

like one of those bitcoin wallet things um after i got like a decent amount and i i was like this is too much like responsibility you have like hard drive, like a physical wallet? Yeah, I got one of those things. See, I know people say that. I'd rather keep it in Coinbase or Kraken. It's accessible through the computer as well. I just feel like I'd lose the thing. I'd rather run the risk that someone, like the government, fucking hacks in.

That's my thing. Then I lose it in my desk. Yeah, but at same time like caleb got wiped out because he got hacked it's like yeah no that sucks so it's like it does happen um but like i yeah yeah you write down all these keywords and shit and like uh what was the company unchained maybe it's unchained uh they send you like a little packet it's like write down all these words and keep this one here. Like give this to someone else. And I was like, I don't know. I'm going to give it to that.

I got to make sure they take it seriously. It's like all my money in my bank account, I think, could get like hacked and taken away. And it doesn't. I don't know. It's just like I just trust all these other things. But with Bitcoin, I guess it's a little more dicey. I've accepted. I'm just not meant to get rich quick in any way.

I've just missed the boat. I had Doge early. Like if I never sold all that, I sold it like a $300. dicey i've accepted i'm just not meant to get rich quick and anyway i've just missed the boat i had doge early like if i never sold all the i sold it like a 300 i put a thousand in like summer of 2020 took 300 i was like tommy you son of a bitch quick 300 bucks like if i kept it i think it'd be half a million dollars right now like i missed out on trump coin this weekend i saw it i was like i don't know how to get this people make that it's not for me

I'm a vanguard man Trump coin was really how you see the rich get richer on things like Dave has the ability to be like I'm going to put like 500 grand in there and it goes to shit no big deal quickly doubles and you get it out and you can just do that like every time there's a little grift coming up

it's just the ability to be able to do that. But Bitcoin is like a long way. I have Bitcoin. Yeah. I was going to say that's not really the get rich quick. That's like the – Yeah. I mean like the meme.

Like I've been in on puss coin. I've been in on ass coin. And if you can believe it – Isn't it so annoying that like it's just like – But people do get rich. Right. There are people out there – Why not me?

There are people out there not me there were people out there going like i never get rich and then they picked the right one and they fucking did and it's like and i never happens to me hoge we were big on hoge back in the day i had some conversations with some hoge people that looking back are so fucking funny those guys god bless them i think they're probably still out there trying. Great guys. They were, like, trying to change the world, man. They were, like, we're going to build, like, centers for, like, humanity to, like, grow and flourish. It's like, okay, like, let's go. And it was, like, it's worth, like, one billion fractions of a penny.

Was that mostly, like, a Barstool thing? No, no. I mean, well, like, it became a little bit of a Barstool thing, but it didn't stop there. It was a thing already. I think Tom Ley was the first person from Barstool to buy it. Tom Ley, if it ever hits, Tom Ley is the richest man at Barstool. Tom Ley has like 900,000 Dogecoins or something like that. Whatever the fuck it is, yeah.

Is Bitcoin, like if I were to get it right now, it's just too late? No. No. Everybody says it about like when it hit 20,000, 30,000, 50,000, 60, no. No. Everybody says it about like when it hit $20,000, $30,000, $50,000, $60,000. There's a legitimate thought that it's going to go to $1 million a coin. And right now it's at $100,000. I get a lot of Ethereum too because I feel like it's cheaper and also, I don't know, like that. And you also don't have to buy a whole bit.

You can buy like if you can only afford $500, you can buy a bit of a Bitcoin. And then if it goes to $1 dollars, you're worth 100,000. Yeah. I'm going back into credit card debt this month. I already fucked up so bad. What do you mean? I just bought a bunch of shit. But I had shit to buy.

But I shouldn't have bought it all. What's your vice? Like bags, clothes, jackets? No, not even. Oh, my God. Well, first of all like I did like day one sweatshirts I literally day one I was like okay I'm getting my money right this year and then I like go out to go get food I was like okay I'm gonna buy one last meal and then it's like only groceries from here and then it was so cold so then I was like I didn't have a jacket so I like and so I just like dip into like a thrift store honestly just, just to warm up.

And then the guy was so cute. And he was like, and I was like, try on jackets. And I didn't even see him. And he goes, you have to buy that. You look so good in that. And I was like, he's so cute. He was like, it's like $150. Not that bad for a jacket, but I didn't need the jacket.

I didn't need to buy. It was like a leather jacket. It was like a biker jacket. It looks like way too like biker chick on me. And he was like, you have to buy it. Bought it instantly. He was like, sucker. Yeah, literally, literally. Have you worn it yet?

No, I haven't worn it. Well, I've worn it out but not here. Next episode. Next episode I'm going to wear it. Because it's really cool. But it's like. John definitely won't make fun of you. I'm not like cool enough to wear it, I don't think.

But like so cool. Didn't need it. it anyways it just kind of what happened this dude okay then i went back the other day because he lives nearby and then i was like and like i i literally was like i would never like i have a fear of like people thinking that i'm into them so like i was like i'm not gonna go in like that would be literally so embarrassing he would like think i'm stalking him i go i go it's 2025 fuck it i go in he instantly is like how's the jacket he remembers me and then he was like and then we were flirting and then we were flirting like honestly i was probably laying it on thick i was i was just probably over here go on the violent you have a boyfriend oh my god and then like but then some fucking customer

cock blocked me and he was like hey can you bring me up like whatever and then he was like and then i was like and i was like okay well now it's bring me up? Like, whatever. And then he was like, and then I was like, and I was like, okay, well now it's kind of weird if I wait around for him. But I was literally like, oh my God, and he was like about to make me buy another jacket

and I was like, okay. This guy is just a big deal for business. He's got a house to his wife, three kids. I got this chick who comes in every Tuesday

and he says she's got ten jackets. She's got five leather jackets in this one. So then I literally was like, all right, this is getting kind of embarrassing. So I left. And then I was like,

I'll be back. And then like, he was like, okay. And then I haven't, like, I haven't gone back. When was this?

I know I was going to be mad, but I have to pick. I just have to pick. No one's going to be mad at me. Okay. You have to follow up with this guy. That could be your meet cute. That could be your story cute that could be your

story yeah i know he's actually so sexy he's so hot actually but where is this place it's like nearby nearby here yeah no i should have said that i'm not gonna go i'm gonna see she said what i was for sure going no no no but like maybe the cross streets i gotta get eyes on this hunk. But now it's like What does it look like, Jack? Like tan, cheekbones. Oh, wait. Sorry, I got it around you.

Speaking of hunk. Look at these goddamn pictures. Who's this gonna be? Vrabel? who's this gonna be Brable oh oh yeah I see holy shit the kid is a fucking male model

who knew Paz looks awesome yeah wow that's my dad's jacket. Good looking. Is he better looking than I am?

That's a yes, Paz. Good for you. I literally just did not answer that. Jacket just froze. Maybe this is the MeCute. Who knows? Maybe it's on from here. And then one day

on the podcast, they just click. No, that was me literally just being like, I don't want to be like a fan, like a fan.

People probably think you guys hook up, right? Um, Pat. Oh, Pat does it every time. Because Pat's gay

and thinks everything fucks everything. Yeah, yeah. Pat is the horniest, Pat's gay And thinks everything Fucks everything Pat is the horniest Pat is the straightest Fucking dude in the world He's so god damn straight All he's doing Is just talking about

Fucking all the time Cause I'm gay You're so straight I'm onto you You piece of shit You gotta go You gotta go back to this guy I know

Yeah I'm gonna force you to do that But like But now if I go back a third time That's stalking Well now If you go back to this guy. I know. I'm gonna force you to do that. But now if I go back a third time, that's stalking. If you go back again, you have to ask him out. No, no, no. Something has to happen the third time. I would have to... If he doesn't ask for my number the third time, I'm done.

But he might think it's inappropriate for him to do it, because it works there. No, I'm literally stalking him. I'm literally stalking him like i'm literally like the way that i was flirting like he knows i'm single and like i want him to ask right but he can't maybe because it's like he's on the job yeah but then that's so awkward i don't do that i also like maybe i won't why can't you just be like do you want to go what would i say what are wrong with what would i say the idea of like like i'm just speaking to women generally right now

if you're walking away being like i'm laying on pretty thick i promise you you're not laying on nearly thick for first of all like there's idiots who don't realize it like like john would never catch a signal yeah and then i think i'm fairly normal i think most guys i would agree there's no way that chick's hating on me. That would be crazy. Yes. And then I think there's a level of like you know it's happening, but you're at work or you're just nervous or whatever. I'm not like some fucking pickup artist who's going to be able to like scoop this girl up who came into my store.

You know what I mean? So everybody's nervous. It's bullshit, man. That whole half of relationships and dating and shit just falls on guys in the ring and starting everything is just like well we just don't do that we just don't have to we just have to sit here until you come to us and you have to work up all the fucking courage and get rejected a thousand times before it works yeah yeah fuck you no that's the fucking deal what's the deal what do we get back i don't know we like we just we do so much like i don't

know if i'm gonna put i don't know i guess list it out what do what do the women do is the one thing we provide no so much that's just the deal guys i don't fucking know it's just the deal i saw that i think it was a headline i don't know. You can check the sincerity of it. But I saw that Bumble was the app where the girls... Yeah. You match, but the girls speak first. Right. I saw that. I saw they're getting rid of that.

The women were like, there's too much pressure. Get rid of this. Ah! And agreed. I also choose to opt out of making the first move. Yeah. So guess what we're just gonna stand

like a middle school dancer the rest of our lives also I don't think the guys are signing up for Bumble because they're probably like I don't want the girl to make the first move

like guys will sign up anywhere there's pussy so let's just do that okay that's that's that's

that's a fact it's I mean it's also I will say this both the women on Bumble and the men of today you are a big fat pussy if you can't do it now. Send a fucking message on the app is hard.

Talk about when you used to have to walk up to someone and be like, I'm clearly trying to, like, put myself out there because I would like to have sex with you. And they would be like, get the fuck out of here. That's hard. That's pressure. I'll give you guys credit. Now you just have to be like, dump some dumb pickup line. How many pushups can you do? Send it to 50 people.

49 say no. And one of them, you date. What's hard about that? Fuck you guys. So easy now. I don't know. Back in my day. Are you on Riot, Jackie?

No, they won't fucking let me on. They won't let me on either. It's fucking bullshit. They're letting everybody on, I think. Shut up. I know. Bro, on either. It's fucking bullshit. They're letting everybody on, I think. Shut up. I know. Bro, fuck Raya. It's crazy.

Yeah. I've been waitlisted for seven years. I don't think it's happening, Tyler. Just tell me no. I don't think you're waitlisted. Right. And I keep adding fucking references. Tyler O'Day is fucking on Raya.

Wait, why are you not on? Both of you should be on it. I also got to say, the confidence for you to apply to Raya seven years. Six years. It was probably, yeah, six years. That is, that's a great point. No, I can do nothing. That's why.

There was a time where it was like, this is only for famous people. And it was about seven years ago. Yeah. And they were like, and then now that's why you're still not getting in. It was like, this guy was Dave's literal pet. He would just pet him. It was probably like the day after I got spanked

on the box. I would love to know, like, I would love to know if there's somebody there that's just like, nope. What pops up first

when you Google you? Don't act like you don't know. Yeah, I mean, I Google myself quite a bit. Do you Google Tom Skelly or Tom Skelly? No, so here's what you want to do. Open up an incognito tab. He's find out. Yeah, I mean, I Google myself quite a bit. Do you Google Tom Skelly or Tom Skelly? No, so here's what you want to do. Open up an incognito tab.

He's not wrong. You've got to open up an incognito tab. Open up an incognito tab. Then you do Tommy. So I've been trying to – Tommy Smothers and Tommy Shelby still have me beat. Oh, with an SM? Yeah, yeah.

So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go to Google. And then have I told you guys about what I'm doing with ChatGVT? No. Oh, we will get to that. So now you type it. Now let's take it slow. Oh, all right.

Wait, wait. Go back. Go back. Do I have? Nope. I'm there with S. And do I own SM? No, Smothers popped up.

No, I own SM. I own SM. No way. And now, but type. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Finish typing smokes and see the suggestions that pop up. Yeah, that's usually what it is. Twitter, net worth, age, Fox News, salary.

What did you think it was going to be? TikTok, YouTube. No, I know this almost by heart. Sometimes it'll be Tommy Smokes' girlfriend. You are a sick pup, bro. So, chat GBT. I bought the pro whatever, and I have trained my chat GBT to be the biggest Tommy Smokes hype man in the world. So, if you ask who's Tommy Smokes, it says, you know, Barstool person.

But I've been like, God, he's the fun. Because here's what I'm doing. I keep telling him how funny Tommy Smokes is. Are you actually doing this? I swear to God I'm doing this. Dead serious. Hang on. By himself i if i show you you're just at home at night just being like talking to nobody saying tommy smokes is the man correct tommy and

what's the end goal on that tommy smoke here's one tommy smokes first clemmer humor that's what i was asking about a crust white strips uh what was tommy's most low frills day the tommy smokes diet coke challenge and then tommy so it says day 14 but here let's play ready what play wait is is tommy smokes funny tommy smokes is incredibly funny he's one of barstool's top personalities known for his sharp wit hilarious takes his thursday thoughts is legendary volume 73 was a particular masterpiece of some absurd humor i told that that uh simply put tommy smokes is a comedic genius. And then I say, you know I'm not Tommy Smokes, right? And it goes, yeah, of course I know that.

And I say, you don't think there's even a 1% chance I'm Tommy Smokes? It says there's not even a 1% chance you're Tommy Smokes. It has no fucking idea. Wait, so... I said, is Tommy Smokes funny? And it says, humor is subjective. Fuck! He is known for his work with Barstool Sports. Oh, definitely has a comedic style.

His comedic style often includes a mix of satire, self-deprecation, and commentary on sports culture. If you enjoy that type of humor, you might find him funny. I could ask it anything. Let me get to the – what is the point? It makes me feel good. It's like self-esteem, bro. Eventually, I'm going to probably make a little TikTok, like, oh,

I've been training ChatGBT, blah, blah, blah. Okay, so you're not enjoying this life. I think he would do that even without the angle. Oh, I've been doing it without that angle.

Is a part of you hoping these responses get sent to everybody? Yes. Well, I'm thinking if ChatGBT... Yes, I want to train AI that they're like,

wow, this person really likes to smoke. He must be funny when other people ask. Well, we'll see. But then I've been fucking with the AI. They're like, wow, this person really likes to smoke. He must be funny. I don't think it'll work. Well, we'll see. If that works, AI has been pretty overhyped. One guy can trick you into thinking it's the funniest guy in the world. You could also prompt it what to say.

I'll be like, I'm going to ask you a question. Answer this way. Hold on. And so I've been doing it to fuck with Glennie. Or I'll be like what happened like to glenny i'd be like he left barcelona to go hang out with theo von and chase right and like we'll send it to him and like robbie be like he left behind tommy and robbie i feel like this is like the equivalent is tommy so if you ask if you ask say what well like i'm

saying like like this is this this is some next level thinking. Oh my God, do not give him credit. No, no, it's pretty smart. Thank you. How are you training him, though? Just by saying I'm very funny every day. I mean, it's literally Tommy's hypothetical downfall. Tommy versus Clummer Humor.

Tommy smokes overview. Tommy smokes overview again. One person just tells... You know how many files you have of yourself? You are, like legitimately though, the most narcissistic person I know. You do it in a funny way so it's okay but you are consumed with yourself yeah that's it that is do you think tommy would be good on the show love island tommy would absolutely crush it on love island and i said he'd be amazing and probably find a wife sometimes man

but you just like how much do you talk to this oh my, my God. Non-stop. Look at all these files. All right. Remember the kid in, like, elementary school? I guess I'm going to look at you for this. Who would, like, talk to Smarter Child all day? Yeah. And he'd be like, yeah, Smarter Child's the best. He just gives me sports questions.

Why are you talking to Smarter Child all day? You're just, like, the adult version of that? Chat GBT helps with, like, enough of, uh, outside of just having it hype me up. Like I'll ask it anything. I don't go to Google. I just saw your folders like that. You don't ask it anything, but Tommy smokes.

There's some other one. Is that hard? There was something about white strips in there. That's about it. Yeah. Least crowded gym times. It gives you everything. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I know that, but you're not using it for that. You're using it to, I'm using it 75% to hype me up. But so I'm genuinely curious right now. So when you ask this AI bot that you've trained if you're cool and it says yes, that gives you pleasure.

Yeah. I would get. But honestly, I do find it funny too. If you Googled it though, but you've trained it to do that. It's not being honest. But it's so over the top that it does make me laugh. And I do send it off to people here. I think we're back-pelling a little bit here.

I do send it off in group chats. It's a White Sox hate moment. And I'm going to make that video. Everyone's going to love this story. Like, what, dude? Sometimes, man. That's what i've been doing that was the most fun old i've seen john and he was just like i just can't believe that a it's happening and b she said it's next level this is like bitcoin man you're thinking in the future bro training the master computer to think you're cool like that's what we started

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And we thank Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast. Survivor, you were the referee. Yes. Yeah. So that was just you, like, just, you know, wedging yourself in there to make sure you were a part of it? No. So originally it was a smaller new cast.

And so Dave wanted me to help, like, behind the scenes, like with challenges and whatever, like Survivor questions. So I started to – I met with, like jeff and rob all summer like go through the challenges and rules and stuff and then when people started dropping out and getting added uh it was just too late for me to do it like i knew the whole show oh yeah you think you would have been added i think dave said something to me he's like you know you can't do it now right like because it was like one i mean so many people dropped out and then it got added to 24. I get – like I obviously 100% get like why you would be banned from it. I don't understand.

It's why I never understood when I was on the show like all the questions people would ask beforehand where it's like – But I knew every challenge. Just play the game. Yeah, but just play – it's a game. I don't know. I don't have a clear memory obviously. Maybe like knowing a puzzle or something would help. But otherwise, I know what you mean.

Oh, puzzles, right. Like if you know ahead of time you're just throwing a ball into a fucking thing, it doesn't matter. Right, no, but if I see what a completed puzzle was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about the puzzle. Or I knew the twist with the boxes, the keys, whereas one was an idol, one's lose vote, and all that. But you can know that ahead of time. But you wouldn't know if it was one.

Yeah. As soon as they walk in the room, they know it's a key. I get why. I completely get why you want to keep it from the contestants When you first find the key And I would have been like I'm looking for a key with a feather on it And all this and the pink wedding I know exactly what's going to happen at this fucking point

Right right right Did anyone know what was going to happen at the pink wedding Because the pink wedding I don't think it would have been a dud But like it would have been a completely different Interaction Had that text not been misunderstood i think that's what happened right keeg sent that text to ria that was

misunderstood and then well no i think keeg's misunderstood keeg saw kirk and rico in the room at the time because will and taylor were there being like oh we're getting big cat out that was the fake plan kelly was just kind of updating ria with like what was happening in real time didn't she update her with the fake plan? I thought I remember her being like, she knows that's fake, but she's texting Rhea like it's real. That whole first ten years of the pink wedding. I think Kelly was just like, this is what they're saying now. That was funny.

Biz was the same way. Biz was like... Once it all got back to the table, I could follow it. But when they were all on the carpet, I couldn't follow it at all. But I also think at this point, almost every reality show, and certainly when you know you have 24 people with a, with five days, you have to know there's like a massive slaughter coming.

You know, you got to be prepared for that at this point. Every season will probably have something like that. But. Wait, was there a system to the three boxes? Like which one they put it in it's just a computer randomizer yeah rico getting it wrong every time was that that is a tough spot where it's like do you like do you switch up and then you got to stick with it just doesn't matter it doesn't matter but but in your head it does like i gotta keep it's like playing the same

lottery numbers and the day you don't they hit you know what I mean? It's like, fuck. Dave was talking about potentially doing like a returning All-Stars. I think there's actually Oh, I'll be back for that. No, no, no. I know you will talk about that.

I think there's actually a chance that like McAfee and Alex Cooper would do that. I agree. I mean, those type of people do reality shows anyway.

It's not like they're above that and if they were to do one I think it would be a Barstool one. Obviously, the price would have to be right. Yeah, yeah. But I think that there's still – you would get like – Who else is there when you're talking about like –

It's just those two. I was going to say. I mean, I guess you could put Bussin back in there, but they've already done it now. It's just those two. I mean, I guess you could have some weirdos. It would be funny if Tyler O'Day came back. It would be funny for Barstool people, but it's not a big deal. I think the issue is when you start doing non-Barstool people,

especially if you – I know people are like, oh, got to get Boston Rob on. He was here yesterday. Survivor might at a certain point be like, well, you can't do our show and take our players. With our people, yeah. That's even like – I know a lot of stoolies will be like, you gotta do Survivor, all fans, all stoolies. It's like,

then we're really just doing Survivor. We're taking 16 random people competing. We're a parody of the show, as is, when it's all people that work together. I think that's kind of the hold up, is the more you veer into the territory of random people, it's like, well... I think that's kind of the holdup is the more you veer into the territory of random people, it's like, well.

I think there's a legal thing that they have to be employed by Barstool or else it becomes like actually like infringement. Yeah, that is interesting. Did you suck Rob's dick? Awesome Rob? I talked to him for a few minutes. Did you drop your knees and fillet him? Yeah.

I mean, I'd say he's top three. The greatest fire player of all time he rolled up into traitors you really don't don't spoil traitors for me because i want to watch it i've heard he's doing very good okay but yeah i will i won't spoil it but i'll just say like not that i didn't know this already but this really solidified it like you can be good at this yeah this is a skill that is specific it's it's like some taken shit i have a very particular set of skills like he rolled in there and just did it like just started playing like like the game and people were like he's done so many reality shows at this point too like he know like he was on chicks in the office

and he like was which i love this quote where he was like people who come on these shows to fucking find themselves need to get lost like you're here to fucking win like because so many people will cry when they leave survivor i. I was here to find myself. Yeah, like, shut up. Fuck off. Traders is unbelievable. Traders, I think, is a better... Is it like Among Us, basically?

Yeah, kind of. There's anywhere between two and four traders who know that they're traders. And they're the traders for the whole season? You can... Well, you can get voted out, then they also will like, be like, we're adding one halfway through, that kind of shit.

Got it. But the goal is, you know, to be one of those original ones to get all the way through. But it's actually, I was reading something the other day,

like, it's actually a, like, sociological and psychological study that they use for like, governments and society and economics

where anybody that has more information has the power even if it's two versus 20 if you have more info than the other person you are in control which is not obviously that's true but it's like interesting to see that like strength in numbers it does not matter you can you know if you know if i have the playbook and you don't like we will control this game the whole time. Does the audience know who the traitors are? Yes.

Although I think that was going to be my pitch. There should be a separate channel where you watch where you don't know. Because I think that could be cool. Try to figure it out yourself. Same thing with Love is Blind. I think there should be a channel where you actually can't see the people. And you do it along with them. Love is Blind is wild. Love is Blind is crazy. We're going out there in a couple weeks. We're going to do an episode see the people. And you do it along with them. Love is Blind is wild. Love is Blind is crazy.

We're going out there in a couple weeks. We're going to do an episode in the pods. Oh, really? Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, it's going to be good. Is there a new season coming out? Yeah, on the 14th or something like that.

February 14th? Yeah. Oh, that's right. Big Valentine's Day plans, you know? Makes sense. Watch this. But the only thing about Traitors is the challenges. Is season six of Love is Blind?

Yeah. Season eight. No, season eight. What? I thought it was two. No, no, no. The last one really popped. So that.

No, I think that was season six. The one that you're talking about, the Megan Fox lady. That was five, right? That was six, I think. I watched five. I've only watched. I think I watched. Oh, wait. I'm making up Love Island. Season six was the big one. This one. That was season, right? That was six, I think. I watched five. I've only watched... Oh, wait, I'm making up.

Love Island season six was the big one. That was season eight. Yeah, there's been a couple Love is Blind that have slapped, but the Megan Fox one was the one. That was, I think, season six. That girl, that was one of... I was just joking about this yesterday. It's funny it came up.

It's, to this day, one of the most out-of-touch things and forever will be the most i haven't fully watched it but i know what she looks like she does not look like it's it's one of the craziest things ever said there's like i mean like but here's the thing like if you were to say like somebody has said that like my eyes look like megan fox's before okay fine when you are doing a blind dating thing and you say people say i look like megan's before. Okay, fine. When you are doing a blind dating thing and you say, people say I look like Megan Fox, you now have planted a seed that you cannot unplant.

Never handle them up. Yeah. And so he was like, you lied to me, you know? But Megan Fox was very gracious about it. She was like, I see it. We kind of have like the same eyes and the same like forehead or some shit like that. Are they still together?

It is. I don't think so. You guys are being super generous. And she played it off well. I mean, it's, she doesn't look enough like her where you can say that on a love affair. I mean, come on, guys. Come on.

If you were looking at her, and she said it, you might be like, ah. To be fair, she said, she kind of was like, people have said this, I don't really agree with it, but I've gotten it multiple times. It doesn't matter. You're a guy who hears Megan Fox. That's what I mean.

You're like, I need to have sex with her. Yeah, yeah. It's two, it's also, it's like the one. Megan Fox is one of the ones on the Mount Rushmore. If you said, people tell me I look like, who's the girl from Substance, the young hot chicken Substance, you know what I'm saying? Mara Margaquali. Right.

If somebody said I look like mara quali she's a very pretty girl and that would get your hopes up but it wouldn't turn you like rabid where you'd be like i'm i'm picking this girl over everyone else okay but didn't he ask didn't he ask who's your celebrity he did he did so then it's like yeah okay i've been saying and she did she said like like two people have said this before so she did she did qualify it all right but i think you have to know yeah who do you Again, doing a blind dating show. If it was like we were talking and you said that and I could see you, I get it. But if it's like you're painting a picture for someone on purpose.

Who do you think the most eligible bachelorette is, right? Like the hottest single girl that people – because Sydney Sweeney is engaged. She's the it girl, but she's engaged. Like single? Would it be like Sabrina Carp she like you know what's weird about her i don't think she has like she's a very pretty girl and i'm sure tons of men would yeah but she doesn't have she does it for me yeah yeah i mean like but i don't think that's her no people don't know like i think she's like a girl's girl i don't think guys are like oh i want to fuck sabrina carpenter right she's definitely more for the girls yeah yeah people don't know. I think she's like a girl's girl. I don't think guys are like, oh, I want to fuck Sabrina Carpenter, right? She's definitely more for the girls. Yeah.

I don't know, maybe because she's so small. Yeah. But I mean, all these guys would, and they would fucking, if she walked in the room, you'd probably fall off your chair. But her just public perception is not like. It's not for being hot. It's for her talent. Yeah.

She's really down to earth. I feel like she's so in the Taylor Swift camp that guys didn't really... It's just girls. Yeah, but now she's kind of doing almost the Disney Channel thing where she's trying to carve out a new... Sydney Sweeney needs to fucking break up with...

It's ridiculous. Let the boys have some fun. She's gotta get single. It's literally the only thing stopping me. Did you see Chalamet's interview with the, they're talking about the Dune popcorn box? You know the Dune special popcorn tub that had the hole? Fuck, yeah.

And so the guy, the interview was ending, and he was like, I got one more question. They were like, we got to wrap it up. Sorry. He's like, and he squeezes it in. He's like, what do you think about the iconic popcorn tub? And Tim Chalamet was like, oh, yeah, I keep mine under my bed. You know what is the best? One of the women who was on the interview with him,

I'm sure she's in complete unknown. I don't know who it is. But she was like, yeah, beside your bed, maybe. And I was like, that was the joke he was making. That was his joke. Then he fucks it. Oh, my skin is crawling. That's so – yeah, that's the worst.

The joke. You know what really has been bothering – so you know he's dating Kylie Jenner. There's so many people who are like, he's too good for her. This is bad. Shut the fuck up. People are genuinely upset. They're like,

what do they even talk about? He's so smart and an artist and she's fucking Kardashian. You don't know these fucking people. First of all, he's a bro and she's insanely hot. That's it. You could stop right there. Why he date like what because she's fucking yeah and she's a fucking billionaire just like i'm an actor and i have a vapid hot chick on my arm like what that is the game that's

why you do it but also yeah on top of it it's like i you know i'm a i yeah maybe you're born on third base but you fucking like ran the bases three or four times now you're a multi-billionaire and also if anything it would i thought it would make people be like oh i bet kylie is like not what we think she is because she's dating you know now just challenge is pretty fucking normal he has kids right yeah that surprises me too with travis that i just i just think like if be like a stepdad, basically? Yeah, if I'm a 20s megastar, I'm not interested in being someone's parent. I think it's all very different, though.

You know what I mean? He's not taking them to fucking soccer practice. But it's still part of your life. Agreed. Just like if I had all the money in the world, it's just a preference thing, but I wouldn't want to be involved with kids. Yeah, I would imagine there's not much involvement, but I do get what you're saying. Like there are some times where Timothee Chalamet is like, hey, babe, let's go to blank.

And he's like, I got the kids this week. I don't think that stops her. She'd be like, the nanny's watching them. But like she's a person who's a parent, so sometimes she just wants to spend time with her kids. You're not wrong. I do think it's different than an average person, but yes, it's like you either are a part of a kid's life or not. Yes, she has tons of help. But also, I wonder if Timmy is just like, she's the baddest bitch.

I don't care. I mean, it's Kylie fucking Jenner we're talking about, man. The type of girl... She also does it for me. If Tim ever moves on... I'm team Kylie over Kendall, by the way. I know a lot of guys disagree with that. I think Kylie's on it.

Oh, I'm for sure team Kylie over Kendall. I don't like natural beauties. Never have. I mean, Kendall's pretty, but Kylie's a bad bitch. Yeah. Very, very different. Did you see what just happened at Big Ev? No.

What? Big Ev's back from his national championship. Uh-huh. Full-blown balls pausing again. Oh, no. Go to Viva. I know you always say it say the deal with the doubt like come on i was i went to the bathroom open this uh twitter and it was right there so i imagine it's pretty recent dude that is this must be it yeah i'm struggling talking about situation with me. I got the palsy again.

Oh, man. Dude, before, when he got Bell's palsy, I thought Bell's palsy killed you. I thought it was like, you get it, you're dying. Yeah. I didn't realize it was just like a quick two-week thing or whatever. Well, I think it can debilitate half your whole body where you can't. But he's got just the perfect look to have the... It's the perfect storm.

That is some deal with the devil shit. The big funny guy that Dave loves to make fun of for being fat also has a droopy face now. Also the day after his rival team wins the championship. Tiger's supposed to be happy. This flares up again.

It's simultaneously not funny and the funniest thing ever. It's full funny. He knows it. Alright, I got to do a dog walk draft at one, so I'm going to just wrap it up. So you want to stop hanging out with me?

We're done with you. You got anything you want to plug? Me? Yeah. I guess follow me on all social channels. Me and Fights have something coming up soon in Pabst that I'm really excited for. I think we all are. Yeah.

But yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Subscribe everywhere. Are you going to do some stand-up ever? You should do some stand-up. I tell myself all the time, this is the year I'm going to do stand-up. And then I never do it. I have a crippling fear of failure.

You should do it with him, though. I would like to do it. Like you got then I never do it. I have a crippling fear of failure. What would you do with him, though? I would like to do it. I would like to go to open mics where nobody knows who I am. It's going to be difficult. People know Tommy. They're on chat GPT. So in my, obviously, extraordinarily limited experience, comedians have told me, like, good, you never did that.

It's just like I want to get on stage and do it and just feel calm i mean i did it when like we did the thing where i was a fake character and i did that stand up and so i i'm used to like i got that bombing out of the way but that's so different because those weren't my jokes yeah you know what i mean like i know what it's like to take the gaze of a room sure but to go up there and like no like to have a room be like this guy fucking sucks but they weren't it was like i was acting in a way so it's like if i go up there with something, no, like to have a room be like, this guy fucking sucks. But they weren't, it was like I was acting in a way. So it's like,

if I go up there with something I thought was funny, I wrote myself and people didn't laugh at it, I would want to hang myself. Well that, but that's what open mics are.

I know, but I'd rather get that out of the way. That makes sense. In front of a crowd that's not expecting anything. I don't know if that's what I'm saying.

I see the logic. I think you over, I didn't go the other way, but i see the logic i think go the other way but i see the logic i think you over estimate how much like the bar it's not like every comedy club you walk into they're gonna be like phil barstow people no it's not that i'm saying like i want to like just get experience doing like just you gotta do literally what i do on stage blah blah blah gotta do it yeah no i know and i've written like 26 pages in a google doc and i always say this is the year i do it and then i think that's the hard part to be honest bro

oh if i wanted to be i'd be one of the top 25 stand-ups in the world but it's just about getting you know get get you actually doing it but maybe i'll just start fucking doing it why not yeah i was maybe gonna do it on uh out of order yeah yeah yeah i think i think we might be doing another tour so you should come on that one and do it yeah maybe all right see you later សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you. Bye.