KFC Radio - Trent on Golfing with Tiger Woods - Full Episode

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

Timceodes: 01:55 Feits doesn't like the way Trent dresses 29:02 Jewish People Found In Tunnels 47:55 Kevin Hart's Ex Wife is going on tour with Katt Williams 55:07 Ryan Garcia divorces wife right after his kid with her was born 01:20:26 Video Voicemails 01:32:20 Aisha Curry outs Steph Curry for being a foot guy 01:35:23 Rex Ryans foot fetish videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bKauwqkboE 01:59:25 Trent Interview ++++++++++++++++++++++ Peacock: ted is streaming on Jan 11th, only on https://PeacockTV.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Today's presenting sponsor doing an episode takeover of KFC Radio is TED, the television series. It's the prequel to TED and TED2, taking you back to 1993. 1993 is like maybe the perfect year. Yeah? It's a little bit early, maybe like 94, 5. 93 to 95 for me is like 8 years old to 10 years old where like I probably – and this is it.

I'm going to school. I've got a teddy bear as a friend and if I could have had him go through life with me literally and like go through puberty and become a man and have sex and do drugs and get in fights and go through school. I think this is right up my alley for nostalgia. It's set in 93, like I said. Ted is – he's had his moment of fame, his past, and now he's living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett. So, yeah, this is a little bit older. I was more like elementary school. So this is like high school years, John Bennett and Ted living in the working class Boston world where he's hanging out with his parents and cousin.

And Ted, as we know, is not exactly the best influence on John. I wish I had a teddy bear who was a bad influence on me. Because I have nothing. It would be perfect. But I had someone be like, hey, it was his fault. Did you have a thing? No. You never had a bear or a blanket or a thing?

Nothing that survived longer than four years old. I'm sure I had things. But nothing I was ever weird about. I was like, I need this. I must have this. That explains a lot. Well, hi. I must have this. Yeah, it explains a lot. Well, hi. I don't know.

You didn't have a thing. I had like – I'm sure when I was a kid I had a thing. It's probably why you are the way you are. You didn't have a thing. You got to have a thing. Everyone's got to have a Ted. John has his Ted because Ted is willing to go out on a limb to help his friend and family. So Ted is streaming on January 11th only on Peacock.

So sign up and start binging on the 11th. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It is Trent Ryan Day 2024. That's why me and Fuddleberger are dressed up as Trent. We have an interview with him today. I do not like this. That we're matching? No, just that I don't like this.

What do you mean? I just don't like how I'm dressed. Oh, okay. I very much like being part of it. In the office, I very much like it. Oh, so you don't like the way Trent dresses every day? I like the way Trent dresses for Trent. Oh, okay. I like the way when people... It really works well for Trent.

Yeah, when people dress well, it fits Trent. I was walking in the West Village this morning and I saw a very pretty girl dressed very cool and she looked at me and went up and I went, God damn it! Like, dude, I fucking

I know what's true. I was on 8th Avenue, Christopher Street and we made Locked Little Lies and then she came up like this and kept walking and I was like, any other day! Any other day this would have been fine! But here I am looking like this! My sweater with the hoodie underneath it the other day. Everybody loved it.

Everybody loved it. I chased her for six blocks just yelling in her ear. You don't get it. It's a thing. It's an anniversary for my coworker. We have Trent on to talk about his 10-year anniversary and the Tiger Woods video and the whole Trent Ryan story,

which is one, I mean, he's one of my favorite people on the planet Earth. I fucking love Trent. And we got him this morning. Actually, I'll send you guys some of the footage. The whole idea – we have the whole office dressed up as Trent. And I told everybody maybe we should get to work a little bit early on Trent Day so that he kind of walks in and is going like, what the fuck is going on? Instead, I was the only person in the office and Trent is the first guy to walk in. Wait, I kind of like it better that way.

So I do have some good, some decent phone footage. I kind of had to hold it funny and just I don't even know if it was centered on him. But I'm talking to Trent. We're talking about Tiger and everything. And Vibs walks in. Vibs is wearing a black t-shirt and khaki. So it's like not immediately noticeable. And then Cody walks by in the uniform.

And Trent goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Literally like that. He goes, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. He started gibbering and gibberish. He's like, you guys are all dressed like me. And we kind of played it off then. Cody was like, oh, my god. I can't believe I look the same as Vibs today.

Fuck that. He kind of kept walking. And Trent, we just kind of went back to our conversation. And I said something like, if a fourth person walks in, I'm going to jump out the window. I don't even – I can't even believe it. And then I think John Rich came in, and he was like, what the fuck? And then Bob Fox came in. He stood up and goes, okay, okay.

So I got some phone footage of that. So we got Trent on the back half. This is our first episode back after removing ourselves from radio. We fired ourselves from Barstool Radio. I hope that a lot of you listeners are back right now. I wanted to take the chance right now to kind of a little State of the Union for KFC Radio. So we took on Barstool Radio. It was something we had been kicking around for a long time.

And then with Dave taking the company back, we were like, this is the perfect time to do it. When Dave did so, between the company drama, the layoffs, the Mean Girls, fighting with Kelly, it was really good drama and gossip and all that to start. And Barstool Radio was ripping. We were still doing the podcast. We kind of had two separate things. It was all good. And then eventually when the drama cools down

and Barstool Radio starts to just sound a lot like KFC Radio, because if this show was about sports or politics or something like a specialization, we could have done Barstool Radio. But Barstool Radio was just kind of the same sort of stuff, me and John shooting the shit, talking about topics of the day to be perfectly honest we thought that tom uh we thought that um pat and tommy were gonna like run with it a little bit more i i was a little disappointed that they didn't like that them and the rest of the office didn't take it to be like

let's make barstool radio awesome maybe that was on me for not explaining that well enough. I don't know. But it just kind of became me and John, and we already do that for a few hours a week. I don't even think – I think the – I guess in a sense, yeah. But it's just – I just think it was bad. I think that's, like, the most important thing. Yeah. I think it was – I don't think anyone was excited about it. I don't think it was a good show.

I think, like, people would show up, including us, two minutes late, five minutes late. It's not a good show. I disagree with that because I think it's a great show when it's about Barstool. It's great. I think it's awesome. I think that's when it's the only thing in the world like it

because there's no other show. You thought it was good? When it's about Barstool, yeah. The first two weeks, I thought were good. I think any time it's about Bar no you thought it was good when it's about barstool yeah but like the first two weeks i thought were good i think anytime it's about barstool it's good but this it's just pulling teeth it's like because barstool is maybe not to you and me but barstool is fascinating to people and it's like this is the show where you're going to get an inside look at like what's the basketball team fighting about and like why are those two guys going at it or what happened behind the scenes there i think that's a very i think that's a great show they were i would say we they were out after the first

two weeks where there was obviously all that controversy and do like all you just listed out of the first two weeks i think we had five good episodes probably i mean we were always when we had one we would finish them we'd be like that's what this show needs to be every day um which is on us as the hosts i guess so yes part of me i kind of reached a point where i was like it can't we can't do everything like i think i think we there needs to be other people and then we can do the show but like you can't it just fell on us to be to do what we do like what we do is this we've already we've already done this is our thing we all you have your sketch show at one minute and we have this i wanted it to be kind of like shining a light on the rest of barstool

and every time i was like guys we would love it if you came up and grabbed i mean we i don't know i feel like we did a good job i said a lot we had those content meetings after radio i'd always be like grab a mic get involved tell us what you're doing and if that doesn't happen i can't you know yeah i think that i i agree but there's also like i think i've referenced to you when we first moved to new york and dave was like i want people walking around the rundown i want people like popping on the rundown and we just never did it yeah because it was like so maybe that maybe in that sense it's like not the right format but um i think when it's but we never did because we were like well that's the because it just it was like that was a show i also think though that dave is like was i don't know i feel like we made it i don't think we're intimidating i think i made it very clear how much i want people to do content

and be involved and all that whatever it didn't happen i think when it is about barstool i don't i think it's a great show i mean the feedback i got from the people who did like barstool radio was like like i had more people i'm i'm almost spinning around in my head because i got more feedback from people being like i no i don't want you to to leave it so like yeah like all my feedback was like even my friends who like stopped following me and listening to me they were were like, oh, we all came back for Barstool Radio. So in my head, I'm like, I wish these two things could coexist. I wish Barstool Radio was a little bit better. But even if it wasn't, I wish we could keep doing it because I think the people who do like Barstool Radio love it.

And it is the best way to keep up with everything going on at Barstool, which is something that should exist. I mean we're, I think, like the biggest and best media company out there, and I think there's plenty of people who want to know the ins and outs and can't necessarily listen to everything. So if you can tune into one place one time. I think it's a lot of people like my age who are like, I used to read every blog and listen to every podcast, and now I can't do that. And I can come to your show, and I get everything I need. I think that's very valuable and very good but there's two things one you can't like force the drama dave can force the drama because he can just be like i heard a rumor i heard some gossip we're fucking talking about it yeah and then those people go god the boss wants to talk about it the boss wants to talk about it if i do that you do that i think people are like why is my co-worker

being a fucking asshole about this secret? This is not supposed to be public. The boss who writes your check can make your shit public. The guy who's just like your coworker can't or I could, but you'd be like, fuck you, I hate you. And I just didn't want to live that sort of life. So that sucks. But I think it was great when it was on point and i hope that you know they can grow it into that but we when i was prepared i wanted either barcelona radio to just like rocket ship takeoff and then we just do that we make money that way and that's the most

important or i was prepared for like a little bit of cannibalization we're down like 10 you know the audience is overlapping a little bit and um when i started to talk to dave for contract renewals he kind of casually just mentioned we were just talking about everything all one minute man all these everything and he was just like oh by the way like speaking of guys i heard that there might be some cannibalizing going on. We'll have to look into that. So then we have a meeting with Ryan, head of sales, and he's like, oh, yeah, major cannibalization. And my jaw dropped.

I was like, was anybody going to tell me? None of the producers said anything. None of the sales people said anything anything none of the sales people said anything none of the data people said anything i was just like were we it was almost like to the day that we started radio like there was a direct correlation which makes perfect sense it's like and and when i when i explained that on radio the amount of messages i got of people being like bro i'm sorry i was i was victim to that like i'm a diehard fan. I never missed an episode, but there were times I would miss it

Tuesday or Thursday because I'd already seen you. I'm back. Don't worry. I got you. If you were an original listener and you got used to us on a Monday, Friday, whatever, please come on back on Tuesday, Thursday. If you're a Barstool radio listener who found us, you can

still get what most of that show was with me and John here. So hopefully everybody comes back and we can get KC Radio back, if not higher. But I was like, was anybody... If we didn't have our contracts up... Sam and Diane? Not Sam and Diane.

Who drove a cliff? Thelma and Louise? Thelma and Louise. We would have just... We would have Thelma and Louise, bro. I mean, I... It was such a staggering number

that if we kept it up, I was like, we were just going to let, like, our... We're on year 13. It would have just gone completely down the tubes. That would have been awesome.

It's so funny. By the way, no one you have zero listeners. Imagine if our contract was up after next year, when we went to Dave to negotiate, he would have been like, oh yeah, your salary is zero. Oh, you guys don't have a job anymore. I would have been like, sales,

who's sponsoring us? Nobody. You have zero downloads. why are you calling me you're fired obviously how crazy is that that not one person and then when i start talking around here people like oh yeah yeah i heard about that i'm like what you heard about that and i mean uh maybe i'm in the minority i'm sure some other podcast hosts like maniacally check their downloads i I never did. I always thought that was bad for my mentality. I never really checked clicks on the blog.

Very early on, Barstool Radio, I used to look at traffic. But once we hit like a certain number, I was like, okay, we're good. Anything above this, I'm fine. Same thing with followers. Like once I hit a certain number of followers on Instagram and IG, I haven't checked that in like forever. I'm just like like we're good um so maybe it's on me to to look it up but i would have thought that somebody who looks at the numbers all the time data sales producers whoever would have been like uh red flag you know you're losing all of your fucking audience on a show that you put your heart and soul into. So,

this is to say that we're back at it, refocused on KFC Radio. We're back on the Tuesday-Thursday grind. I think two days a week is probably the sweet spot. We had added the third show prior to Barstool Radio, and that started to cannibalize the episodes. It seems like it's just a good two-day-a-week show

where also we're going to start to really focus in on our YouTube channel. So here's the episodes. It seems like it's just a good two day a week show where also we're going to start to really focus in on our YouTube channel. So here's the deal. And then we'll get into just the fun stuff. But to finish up the business talk. If you want just regular KFC radio where it's going to be me and John for an hour, hour and a half, whatever.

And then an interview. And you want that every Tuesday, Thursday when we do have guests. Sometimes we do, sometimes we don't. If you want that every tuesday thursday when we do have guests sometimes we do sometimes we don't if you want that that is always available on audio you will get if you download the podcast that's what you'll always get me and john doing what we do voicemails banter john tells stories i do current events and then a guest that in its full form will always be available on tuesday thursday now the youtube we to – we have been trying to grow the YouTube over the last few years. And we've been doing that by putting our podcast on YouTube, which works to an extent. But eventually, if you really want to succeed at YouTube, you have to run your YouTube account like a YouTube channel, not like a podcast that happens to live on YouTube.

So that means you have to follow a certain schedule. You have to play to the algorithm. You have to put original content on there. Your videos can't just be clips that you already ran of on your podcast long form. You can't just dump an hour long video on there and then have a one minute clip and then have a six minute clip. So it's got it. We're the main goal for the year for us. The last thing we can really do to really shift upwards is make the YouTube grow and not just by asking you guys to follow it and subscribe to it by getting into the YouTube audience. And you do that by by getting into the YouTube algorithm and having it served to the people who use that platform. And in order to do that, we've got to manage our video content differently. So there might be stuff that lives on the audio completely, but is only going

to be in clip, a shorter, you know, 10 minute clip form on the YouTube. You might hear something on the audio and then you never see it on the episode on the YouTube because we're putting it on a different day. It's just all going to be run like a YouTube channel with original video content. In the long run, if you're one of the people who wants to just watch everything, I'm sorry. This might suck for you. I do think that's a smaller number of people who are just sitting at home

watching like an hour-long podcast fully. So I think in the long run, this is better for we gain more subscribers we make more money the show grows that means more opportunities bigger guests and that all comes about because we start to manage the video the right way we've got paths on the case with all of the analytical numbers and uh the like minutiae of editing jack Jackie is on the case to grow like the the content side of it meaning like the topics that she brings the videos that we do outside of the podcast we're going to try to do more field trips where we go out and do interesting stuff if you really I don't know if we can add this in but if you really love to watch I will do

everything I can to get those videos on Spotify I don't know if we can add this in, but if you really love to watch, I will do everything I can to get those videos on Spotify. I don't know. We've been in talks with Spotify for a while. That's always been a thing too. We will get that up. I will do everything I can. If you have Apple Music, fuck you. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, that's on you. If you're on Apple Music – I mean it is an interesting thing. I bet a lot of our listeners are early enough that they probably do listen on Apple Music because they're just like, that's what I did in the beginning and I listen to podcasts. If you're a newer viewer, it's a different story. Maybe we'll get on Spotify. I think it'll just be better for the show in general.

And it's just the way of the future. And we've been saying that for a while, but we never actually... I've been saying YouTube, but we haven't been doing YouTube. We've been doing a podcast that happens to be on YouTube. Now we're going to do YouTube the way it's supposed to be. And I think it will be successful. I think that we have enough guests, enough content, enough talent,

enough everything to make it happen. So that's all to say, get back in mode, in KFC Radio mode. If you're with us, Tuesday, Thursday, subscribe to the YouTube channel, subscribe on Spotify and Apple Music, click the button.

It goes such a long way. It's funny. Me and John, still technically no contract, right? I haven't signed anything yet. Me neither. And I said, hey, are we good on that? And he was like, you should have gotten it.

And I was like, I don't know. I'm bad at paying money. I'm going to put it off. I'm going to get back pay. I'm going to put it off until like fucking August. Yeah, because if there's one thing that Barstool is good about, it's doing back pay for john vital um uh we thought this time around this contract negotiation was gonna be like we were like maybe this one will just be like easy you know like

you know we'll just get a number that we want and everyone will be happy and it was the most stressful one for sure for me at least i don't know about you we had to i had to deal with numbers being cannibalized and and you know uh figuring out how to balance this that changing you know changing up what we've done in the past it was just all different and all i was like oh my god i hate this we're the only assholes in the world who still don't have agents. So, I don't know about you, but I was like, fuck this.

This is the exact opposite of what I thought it was going to be. It was about what I thought it was going to be. Yeah? Yeah, pretty much. Which is good and bad. Right. Like it had its positives, it had its negatives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it could have been worse. It could have been better. But, let's get back at it.

So we'll get back to it. And I think we probably got a little lazy of, like, our social media accounts were probably just a lot of, you know, clips you've already seen or swipe ups for ads. So we'll recommit, and I hope that everybody who maybe was watching Barstool Radio instead of – I don't think we lost people, but I could definitely see when you do two, four, five, six, seven, like ten hours a week. It's like, oh, I listened to John and Kevin the last two days. I don't need to download this podcast right now. But it really goes a long way for us to make sure that the podcast stays at the level it was at. So we've got to get it back up. So spread the word.

Tell your friends. Resubscribe. Repost. I'll go as far to ask, and I know that they won't do this because we just don't do it. I don't think you do it either. Put your notifications on for YouTube, please. I don't think you do it either. Put your notifications on for YouTube, please. I don't think you'll do it. I'll be honest.

I probably wouldn't do it. Our numbers are staggeringly low on that. I just think that's one thing that our audience is – our barstool – like if we can grow a new YouTube audience, they probably are the type of people who have YouTube notifications on. But the barstool audience is like, I'll subscribe for for you i don't know if i'll put my name but if you want to help us please do that i think it was like two percent of our of our followers do notifications and like the average youtube channel has like 10 or something like that so it's like fuck uh but that would be one way to help is subscribe and put the notifications on. And then in the meantime, ATI is coming back. We've been stashing episodes.

That's another thing that we ran into the ground because we were incorrectly doing YouTube. And as we've started to fix some of the things that we've done incorrectly, just erasing some of the missteps. We're already watching it spike back up, let alone if we really commit ourselves back to it. We've got a new set of decks out. We've got new questions. We're going to have new guests. So answer the internet and KC Radio back on the rise.

And then out of order is the other one. That is the new guy where you guys should just, you don't need to worry about undoing anything or you had been doing anything wrong. You guys are perfect. Your shit is perfect for YouTube. It's the, I think it's like the funniest fucking sketch show on the internet, man. I know Gillian Keyes is so huge,

but I feel like, you know, the way that you guys have committed to it and the way that you're putting it out so fast, I mean, the Epstein list one was so fucking funny, dude. I don't know if you've just been hiding it, but you just keep getting better at acting. I don't know. Do you know what that's about? I mean, the comments are genuinely like...

Don't... When people are like, did John go to... Doesn't matter people people have been saying did john secretly go to juilliard my dad asked me did john take acting lessons i have not taken acting lessons if that's an actual thing because you're doing things that i don't even realize are acting like like that that epstein clip the way you were sipping your coffee and the the santa thing when you said but there's little things that i'm like i don't think you're

doing that on purpose are you no so then i think it's just like you are a absolute natural at this i don't know what would be more impressive if you were like i have been teaching myself this and those moments were intentional or the fact that you're just like fuck it press play or press record and he goes and does it it's it's incredible i'm not i'm not kidding you it's it's fucking incredible it's i've always kind of joked that we were like the guys who like don't have talent if you will we're good at this. I'm good at hosting, good at a podcast. But what does that really mean?

That's not really like talent. We're just kind of good at shooting the shit and being relatable. And all this while, little do we know, you have fucking talent. That is – when you think about talent, it's like can you sing? Can you play – are you athletic? Can you sing or can you act? You can act. I can pretend.

You pretend really well. It's reassuring because for my entire life, every conversation, I've been like, do they think I care about this? Are they believing me right now? I guess they haven't. Yeah. You've been taking – Every conversation I've ever been in, I'm like, am I pretending enough?

You have been taking acting lessons your entire life. It's called living. Am I pretending to be sad enough? Am I pretending to be happy enough? Bro, when – I wish I was kidding. Was the Bill Gates bit with Marty script scripted what did you call him the uh xbox guy the xbox guy yeah was that was that scripted i mean yeah i like yeah yes i that's actually a

good question when marty like i don't understand that's what you call it what improv is and what is it like like it wasn't scripted it wasn't a line. But I was like, hey, I think I'm going to say this. So, like, he knew I was going to say it. I don't know. Like, we just learned that fucking Barry Keoghan improvised fucking the grave in Saltburn. No way. Like, how improv?

Yeah, somebody had to know he was going to fuck the grave. Because otherwise they would have been like, what are you doing, Barry? Put your dick away. As a camera guy, as a guy behind him, like sometimes fights us on the line. Why is he doing that? Wow, that was really crazy. Like, imagine if he started fucking engraving.

Like, cut everything right now. I learned that in Django, Leo actually cut his hand in that scene. Have you heard about that? No. So it's a scene with Kerry Washington, and he like slams a glass down. Yeah, yeah. and he cut his hand and he rubs his blood all over her face and that was not in the script

and like I'm surprised that wasn't more of a thing to be honest but she was like yeah he just rolled with it and we made magic and it's like I think I would have been like whoa whoa whoa cut cut cut you're fucking rubbing blood on me but maybe what at certain levels when you're especially when you're making

like an artsy movie like salt burn you're as a cameraman you're told like like just keep running or whatever yeah but i i think that's a good that's a good point because it's like you didn't script it but i was wondering if you said out of nowhere the xbox guy and marty knew to go that's what you call him yeah yeah but so whatever level of of whatever level you have figured out is the perfect balance where in like these three or four minute things i find like half a dozen things the big funny things but then like the little funny things i'm like this is good and i think the main thing that it's – I don't know. You seem to really completely stay off the grid. But for a franchise that has most often fought uphill and like always had to like battle, we have our diehard fans.

But we have a lot of hate and we have a lot of people rally against us and shit like that. Watching Out of Order be like 100 percent not only positive feedback but like supportive feedback of people being like, we want more of this. Not just like, wow, this is good, but people being like rallying behind it, like a grassroots movement for it. That's something we – Well, guess what? They want more, they're going to get it, and they're going to hate it then. Well, that is naturally – that is the life cycle, right? That is the nice part of radio being done is that –

Because radio is only – So much more time. It's only an hour show, but it's really a three or four-hour show. It kills your whole day. Because you've got to be there early. Like this morning we did a sketch. You wouldn't have been able to do a sketch. I would not have been able to do it.

The amount of you get there early. When we finish radio, someone always grabs me to talk about something that we just talked about on radio and da-da-da. I'm not saying it's hard. It's just stating facts. It's time-consuming. We've talked about that with blogging before too. We're like to blog, you have to wake up in the morning and know like I'm blogging today because otherwise if you're doing – even when like old things used to happen where it was like something little like someone will pull you in for the – like Snapchat show. The Snapchat show took 30 seconds.

But knowing it was coming, it all just affected your mentality of it. And if someone was like, hey, can you do this at this time? I don't know. I might have to do blank. And where it's like, I know my day is open aside from KC Radio. Whatever time you need me, I'm there. I'm done. Yeah.

I mean, and the fact – whether you do a one-hour radio show, two-hour radio show, three-hour radio show, the fact that it's every single day at the same time means we have to schedule guests around that. We have to schedule travel around that. We have to schedule our extra... I was churning out One Minute Man videos because I would just do those for hours. Then radio started and that kind of fell off. I plan on doing that more.

A lot more. It's very nice. I'm sad that people liked radio, but I'm quite happy. It's a better life-work balance for sure. So let's get back to it. We got Jews in the tunnels. Jews.

We got Jews in the tunnels. I understand, of course, I'm not an idiot. I understand what's going on in the world right now, so any talk about the Jewish people and the Jewish religion is not going to just be like a ball of fun. And there's a lot of political implications. I don't know. That's what you thought.

And then 400 of them are living in the tunnels. That's what I'm saying. Like you can't tell me that there's an underground system of Jew tunnels and not expect me to have fucking fun. I'm not talking about Israel and Palestine. I don't even want to go down the necessary... People think there's dark, nasty shit going on in those tunnels. It's just hilarious that the Jews are under the city.

When people put up the fucking... the movie poster, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Secret of the Jews, and they spelled it J-O-O-Z-E, and they had them coming out of the jews and they spelled it j-o-o-z-e and they had them coming out of the fucking manhole covers i almost passed out bro when i when the guy steps in the hole and they zoom in yeah yeah and then they're all just dancing to the fucking trap music like the memes that came out were so fucking funny that made me feel like old school internet where

hashtag jewish tunnels became, I clicked on it and was reading all the tweets. I haven't done that since like the N-word Navy one. That was fucking the best, you know? I woke up in the morning first thing I saw when I caught on Twitter yesterday and I just

read the headline before anything and it was like a series of underground tunnels filled with Jewish men under New York City. And I was like, the anti-Semitism is on the rise. Like, you can't say this kind of – what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was just 100 percent factual. It was just a thing that's been happening.

I did one minute, man. I caught some heat for it, people being this is anti-semitism and i was like brother listen you tell me there's an underground tunnel of any any group of people um i'm on it if the catholics did this if the whites did this the blacks did this the jews did this this is fucking insanity that there was a rogue system of transportation underground uh some people are downplaying it being like there's nothing going on there the other people are saying like there's fucking blood-soaked mattresses and we think that there's like human trafficking going on i don't know all i know is that guy saying that well there was like when they pulled

blood-stained mattresses out of the fucking i haven't seen any of that yeah they're blood stained mattresses yeah for Yeah, it was either blood or, like, fecal matter, and, like, a lot of people were like, that's not good. So there is... There is some anti-Semitism going on, for sure, where they're like, this is being used for... That, like, right away, I'm like,

I'm like, that feels anti-Semitic. But, again, if it just happened... But there's, like, listen, we know... Not anti-Semitic. I guess everyone's a pedophile these days. Yeah, that's more the thing. I saw one where it was like, I saw a high chair down there. What are they doing?

Like, I don't know. Maybe they're kids. Well, that's the thing. Like, I've heard stories for years in New York about the mole people who live underground in Grand Central. And I've heard about alligators in the sewers and sewer people. And like, so there could be people who live under... homeless people and weirdo... Didn't Donnie

once do a video with those people? Yeah, in Vegas. Yeah, the mole people. So there is weird shit that goes on, and maybe there are people who are sleeping underground. But if you tell me there's... the NYPD raided a bunch of illegal tunnels, and then there's footage of them pulling out children's mattresses have like a blood stain where the head is that's gonna make

people go what the fuck is that yeah what's going on you know and so to jump to conclusions we don't know for sure there's a whole bunch of shit but when there's a bunch of scary dark tunnels underground and then there's like weird fucking mattresses being pulled out it makes you go what are you guys doing underground with those tunnels those mattresses uh i don't think that's necessarily anti-semitic because again i would do that if if the catholics were doing it there's a bunch of tunnels underneath the fucking church and there was high chairs and bloody mattresses i'd be like they're probably raping kids under there i don't even need that i'll say it yeah they're just they're just raping kids yeah they don Yeah, they don't even use tunnels. Yeah, they do it above ground. They do it in the building.

So I'm here to tell you I'm an equal opportunity against rape. How upset are you that just like pedophile gets thrown around so easily these days? Because I had some trouble for it? I thought about that the other day because I said it with Jimmy Kimmel and Aaron Rodgers. So Aaron Rodgers – when Aaron Rodgers did the Jimmy Kimmel thing, he said the list is going to come out and there's a bunch of people who aren't going to be happy about that, including Jimmy Kimmel. The people that are going to be named on that list, like there's a lot of people that are not going to be happy, including Jimmy Kimmel, which can insinuate that Jimmy Kimmel is going to be on the list, right? Pretty strongly. But also could insinuate like you are – I'm a right-leaning political guy. You're left-leaning.

Like the names that are coming on the list, you're not going to be happy about. Yeah. I think there's a chance that it could mean that. There's some wiggle room there, right? It's intentionally so. Right. But that was my point was I said in my video, I was like, listen, as a guy who was once almost sued for $100 million for making pedophile jokes, like, don't go down this road, Aaron Rodgers. The difference is Aaron Rodgers left himself a lot, honestly, when it comes to, like, legally, a lot of wiggle room.

I did not. I said, Jersey City pedophile. And then I put a picture of him and an excerpt with his first and last name. And that was the headline. And then the first line of my blog was, just kidding, not really, but he does look like one, right? And I was told in a court of law that doesn't fly. That the headline and the picture and all that is like an open and shut defamation case.

And the first comment was like, nice knowing Barstool, nice knowing you KFC Barstool, you're going to get sued to oblivion for defamation. I did that with a radio host in Boston. I didn't call him a pedophile. I said he was doing cocaine. Did you? Yeah. Did you get in trouble?

Dave called me mad and made me write in a part dave called me mad and made me write an apology blog you said it was like the first i said i i did the same thing as you kind of where like i titled it he it was i forget his name uh he's a popular radio host and he was on nessen and he was like in the booth you know sometimes they'll do like the they'll bring like like someone who has a channel on that show. They'll bring it into the booth to have like a cross-promote kind of deal. And he was – I think Mookie Betts was coming to play or something like that. And he's like, yeah, I was doing some cocaine with Mookie Betts. He just said it weird and it sounded –

What did he mean to say? He said he hit a cooking show. Oh, so cocaine. I was like, I was doing some cocaine with Mookie Betts last night. And I was like, god damn, you're getting yipped up. And then I think I did the same thing. I think I had it in the headline or something like that. And I remember – I forget.

Maybe it was Kiss 106 or something like that. I forget. The – I forget what the guy's name was. You can't fuck around with that shit. Dude, my dad – so my dad, he was at some dinner months later. And my dad wanted to win the silent auction to go on the show so my dad could go on and just have like a different john because the guy went on radio next day ranting about me like wanting to be fired from barstool it's just fairly recently too really yeah it was the summer

before i was gonna say mookie betts is like later in barstool it was it was i actually wrote the blog from an apartment i lived in it was dave was living in New York. I was living in Newport. Dave moved and we had that one summer. Yeah, that's not that long ago. That's probably 2015. Honestly, it might have been the year after. Summer after Newport. It might have been after New York.

It was late. Dave was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I was like, I don't know. It sounded like you said cocaine. That was funny. Yeah, I learned. I remember when we got hit with the lawsuit, I went to my friend who was a lawyer, and I asked her about it. And she was like, I can't remember.

She was like, in the affirmation, there's three things. You cannot say somebody killed somebody. You can't say they have an STD. That's a big one. And then something like this, like a sexual deviance. What was the first one? Murder. Oh.

So we got two out of three at this company. Yeah. But I think drug use is – I think maybe drug use is – Oh, the two I was talking about somewhere else. Wait, murder? STD. Who was the STD? I don't remember.

Everyone did a deposition about it? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That was a good one. That was a point because if there wasn't a picture of him and all that stuff, I think you have a case usually, but he didn't. But I remember finding out, yeah, that STDs are like – you can't be like, yeah, that person has the clap. It's like –

But I was dead to rights, man. There was like no wiggle room. I didn't say like looks like. I didn't say has a haircut like. That's what I meant, and I say that in the blog. But the headline said, Jersey City pedophile says that he won the lottery and lost the ticket and still wants the money. I was like, what an idiot. What's funny is that he fucked up with the Jersey City ticket.

You have to cash it in in a certain amount of time, and he didn't. And he said he lost it and blah, blah, blah. And they were like, it expired. You don't get the money. And he did the same fucking thing with the lawsuit. He didn't. He filed. I know he did it with the lottery ticket.

Yeah. It's like he's just a procrastinator. He would have won the lottery and won a $100 million lawsuit if he wasn't a procrastinator. He sued BarstoolSports.com when you needed to sue BarstoolSports LLC or whatever it was, and he wanted to be cute about it, and he waited until the last day of the statute of limitations to file the lawsuit. But then because he made a mistake, he didn't have any wiggle room to change it, and so I got off scot-free free but i would have been dead to rights but nowadays you can just tweet and say and talk and say that person's a fucking pedophile truly you can just oh you you acted in a movie with a guy that would produce a producer who jerked off or whatever

pedophile yeah and nobody even cares yeah nobody even fucking cares i i that probably that changed me as a person that moment I mean I remember just being like I don't know what else to do I'm just so sorry I didn't think that was a thing I thought it was a joke I didn't know it was going to be you know the headline I thought clarify I just didn't know sorry

and he was just like not good enough I'll take 100 million Dave was like okay but like that's yeah we're dave was like dave was like okay but like that's yeah we're still gonna lose and i was just like i hope they don't take everything i don't know i didn't know what to do and that lingered for months man oh my god that fucked me up so bad we just had to wait and wait and wait and then he called me one day and was like we're off we're off the hook and i was like what and that was it i'm sure that's i'm sure dave

hated me after that because that was probably like i'm gonna lose everything yeah but yeah you know it's uh you can't say certain words anymore and you can't and you can say certain words you know i mean for every for every one person who's like we can't say the r word you also can just throw around the p word so um give and take um but the jews in the tunnels are is just some of those memes, man, when the internet – it's just one of those things. Of course there's some serious – You got to really like – and I know this because they're like Orthodox Jews, but you got to really like religion to like dig – like people don't dig tunnels out of prison. Right, right, right.

They're like, I'm digging a tunnel into church. Into the, well, and what's crazy is it went underneath the Chabad headquarters, which is like the world headquarters for Hasidic Jews. So there was tunnels underneath there where like the most important and like influential people in the Jewish religion, in the Hasidic sect at least. That's where a lot of the regular Jews are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're just going to synagogue. We're going to temple. Yeah.

I don't go to church on Sundays. Sometimes I go for a baptism or Christmas. Like if my job is to show how much you love the Lord, hand me a shovel, I'd be like, fuck off. This is like – yeah, this would be like the people who like flatulate themselves and stuff. They were like, hey, this is Catholicism, right? I'd be like, no, no, those are fucking wackos. So I get it. There's a lot of regular Jewish people who are like,

these guys don't speak for us, and just because there's tunnels doesn't mean this, that, and the other. I'm sure we probably do need to answer some questions about what you guys were doing in those tunnels. I'm sure there's also some people who are like, nothing was going on in those tunnels. They were built like 100 years ago, and they're just filled with dust or whatever. i don't know it's somewhere in between but the

headlines of like we got jew tunnels in this city is just it's one that is you know man we would we would have a lot as fun as the internet as much fun as the internet had with it uh we would have a lot of fun in like 2010 it would have been really good but i was happy to see like like photoshopping a bunch of hasidic jewish people into a teenage mutant ninja turtles movie poster and spelling jews j-o-o-z-e that's that's good yeah that's like like the internet people aren't really that trigger shy anymore people are letting it fucking fly uh so i don't think you know i don't think it's anti-semitic to be like, holy shit, this is fucking crazy.

That was also – I still have a piece of me that's like I cover shit that goes on in New York. Like that was – to find out that was going on in New York is nuts. The best is the cop, the Italian cop. Did you see him? No. One of them was explaining like, were we supposed to do this? Well, he's like, no, no, not America. It was – There was one guy when he gets pulled out of the wall, one of the rogue.

There was 12 people who broke into the headquarters using the tunnels, and that's how they found out about the tunnels. And they, like, pull him out, and he's getting cuffed, and he's, like, bouncing. And all his friends are yelling, and they're throwing tables, and he's just like, he's like, ah, fuck it. I don't know what he was saying, but he was just, like, raging like raging against the the cops the whole thing yeah it was probably a bunch of like mini bag of donut cops with the uh yeah look at this guy with his you don't do that in America.

Not like this. He's like, that's basically a cop going, like, this is pretty fucking crazy. Like, I don't know what's legal and illegal, but he's going, this is nuts. You drive a car 150 miles an hour, what are you, an Autobahn? You ain't nuts. Yeah. This is America. There are different rules here.

So, yeah, that was absolutely fucking – you should see the pile of quarters they got back. Yeah, there's a lot of funny shit out there. Go check out Out of Order. You got one? Yeah. It's amazing how fast you guys are. I'm going to rip that right now if that's okay

we'll cool with you guys yeah yeah yeah yeah you mean play that or go work on it yeah yeah yeah I'll be back for work bro that's the other thing too

the speed with which you guys it's I love watching that all come together cause it's like there are there are probably people who are better at

what I'm just laughing about it. Sass is so funny. Dude. So it's the, I don't want to explain the sketch. I guess I have to tell you, but, like, I don't want to explain the show. Whatever, we can leave all this in. It's the, just a regular guy who just moved into a new apartment,

and he just hears the Jews in the walk. And at one point, I'm like, what is that noise? And Sass an apartment and he just hears the Jews and I'm like what is that noise and Seth sits down and he just goes I got a long shot guess he's like I think it's like 400 to 500 Jewish people and almost exactly the same way I was like to 500 Jewish people.

Almost exactly the same way. I was like, you can't say that. That's fucking racist. He's like, I just think I got a feeling. I can't say it. I think it's probably about 400 to 500. He sits on the corner of the couch and he's like,

I got a feeling. So fucking The way he said it, he sits on the corner of the couch and says, I got to lose weight. So fucking good. Bro, I can't stress enough how much I need and want Out of Order to succeed on every level. Oh, and by the way, that's kind of another thing I wanted to mention on the show to go back to business for a second. The conversations that we had with Dave is very much like going forward here at Barstool. Like it's – everybody take care of themselves. Like make sure your franchise is in order. Make money and we earn money and that's how it's going to go.

So like right now Out of Order has been running into issues with sales where they're like we can't sell this because of brand safety if you are a brand out there that's independent it has enough money that you can afford you know a decent rate but you're also not afraid of some crazy jokes you're local or you're just a fan reach out to us if i hear the same thing with one minute man if you want to advertise with one minute man like sales can sell Minute Man. If you want to advertise with One Minute Man, sales can sell their episodes, but if you want extra episodes of me, you can talk to me. We kind of can be our own sales team as well now. So if you want to get down with a podcast,

with Out of Order, with One Minute Man, with Vlog, anything we do, if you have the money and you want to be involved and you can't get in a meeting with sales, whatever it may be, we are open for business. So I think Out of Order is a fucking great product if you're not afraid, if you're modern, if you understand humor and you want to get your name and brand out there and all that. And obviously it has to fit with these guys. They make the final call. But we are kind of more empowered to do that in this new era of barstool so if you've ever been

thinking like oh i wish i could now now is your chance because i want it to go i want it to be the most profitable the most successful it's so fucking good little moments like that i got a long shot so fucking and that i was gonna say you guys like are the perfect it's the perfect blend of like you can act well but you come from the internet world where it's you gotta go go go and I know you wanted to do like full episodes

and the numbers say to do the quick ones but I almost would take pride in that like nobody can turn around a well edited full scale looks good skit as quick as these guys can so I would wear that as a badge of honor that you get the Jewish Tunnel skit you know maybe

36-24 hours after the fact it's fucking incredible everybody should follow so Out of Order by the way it's his own YouTube channel so subscribe to that as well because the amount of work these guys do to make that happen is absolutely crazy. Maybe the most spiteful

move I've seen in quite some time, Kevin Hart's ex-wife going on tour with Cat Williams is some player-hater of the year shit. If you've got hate in your heart, let it out. I don't even quite

really know what kevin hart's ex-wife does i guess she's in comedy in some way or if she's like working on the business side of it or whatever but linking up with kat williams right now is crazy tmz was chasing down kevin hart and he just he's a pro and he just said i hope the tour is successful hope everyone's good but man is that a grimy move i don't know like is that you think that cat you think she comes to cat cat goes to her because i feel like cat was not proactive about things i think he was just like i'm here to fucking speak my truth yeah because i'm fed up and then all of a sudden if like you know the phone and you get this opportunity

though to like, I don't know. Part of me thinks, even if I, I guess you can't until you walk a mile in cat shoes and know what went on.

I probably would have been like, I don't know. Yeah. I don't think. I don't like to fuck with people's relationships and exes, wives,

kids, ex-wives, all that shit. I would just be like, that's enough. Thanks for the offer, Kevin Hart's wife. But I think Cat Williams will handle it. Right.

That's the other thing too is like what are you bringing to the table here? Unless, again, unless she's something I don't know and provides a lot of value. I don't even know her name. But that is – that's – I would imagine Kevin Hart handles a lot of business with exes and like – there's a whole world of like making sure – when you're a major celebrity and people have your secrets and you break up and all that. I think there's almost a business of like how to break up and be copacetic and all that shit. And I imagine a guy like kevin hart has that part of his career and life on lock you know yeah here's how we take care of you literally monetarily or whatever you need whatever you know i would be i'd be like you're violating the terms of the

uri by going on tour with literally my number one enemy right now uh yeah that that is something to put in a prenup like if anyone ever publicly trashes me and then you go on a worldwide tour with them the next day not allowed yeah the alimony stops yeah the under the table payments were are going to be drastically reduced if you do that um and i don't know maybe there's that's not going on and maybe they maybe it's he dated her i don't i didn't even really read up on all the details of it maybe it's like clickbait but like anything that even allows the the press to have that ammo in that moment it's like come on i'm already you're already i'm already being called an industry plant and now i gotta deal with this uh but i that i've loved every step of the way

from cat williams especially once he proved he can run the 4-2-40. Because then it's like, you've got to believe all his shit. But that, I was like, I don't like. That's a bridge too far. But if you really got hate in your heart, if you got beef with a guy, that's one way to really put the screws to it. Although, is it?

I don't know. If somebody did that to me, I would would be like this is making me mad because generally speaking this is disrespectful yeah i know that other people are going to see that and go wow this guy does not respect kevin i don't really actually give a fuck about it you know what i mean it's it's almost like somebody hooking up with your ex like depending on what your relationship was sometimes it's like bro code don't don't ever go near my girl but if it's like we dated it didn't work out and now my friend is hooking up with her it's like i don't actually care that you're like physically inside of her what i care about is that people are gonna go oh shit that guy just slapped kevin across the face you know what's he gonna do

about it it's like don't put me in that position i don't care if you take my ex-wife whatever i got a billion dollars and a great life i don't give a shit about her yeah but now that people are gonna go whoa that's the problem kevin hart should just be like i'm also going on tour with nobody right that's how i that's how easy it is for me. I'm not taking any ex-wives or headline grabbing. My tickets are on sale. They're sold out.

Right. They're gone. That was a weird part of it. Like if you want to say that industry plant in the beginning or something like that. But it felt like there was an undertone of like – Like at one point Kat said, people are talking about how they went to sold out Kevin Hart shows. That never happened. And I was like yes it did. He sold out and maybe

he meant specifically the comedy store. Maybe he meant it was not going on in LA the way that the story is being told. Fine. I get that. I'm just saying in general the Kevin Hart worked hard enough and is successful enough that that's not the yeah that's not maybe we're just believing everything cat says

i i so i was thinking about it like i think that it's kind of it's kind of uh hypocritical like i think what cat williams did was tell some absolute truths embellish on some truths and then then had some fun with some storytelling. But that's because I like him and I almost want these things to be true and the people he was talking about I don't necessarily care for. So I'm like, get him. Get him. If someone else that I didn't really like went on a podcast and was trashing people I did like and they were not telling the truth, I wouldn't give him the benefit of like, oh, he's just embellishing. He's just storytelling.

He said that ludicrous – You can't fucking say that. Yeah, right. It's like we were talking about the pedophile stuff. You can't fucking say that. But when he says that ludicrous went into the Illuminati, I'm like, he's being a showman. He doesn't really mean it, but it's like if I didn't like him, I'd be like, you can't just say that people are in the Illuminati.

You know what I mean? So part of me understands that like I'm sure those guys are like, what the fuck? But he was like, I'm putting on a show here. This podcast is going to be talked about for years to come because I said some funny shit. I said some true shit. I said some wild shit. And it's up to you to figure out what's what. That's kind of fucked up.

Yeah. So it's a dangerous game. You guys talking here. Yeah, that's the card he's playing basically is like, oh, I didn't – come on. He didn't really think I meant that. But then that other thing I was dead ass serious about, that's not really that fair. But yeah, ex-wife on tour with the guy that you're publicly feuding with in the – when Cat Williams was like, you will never see us in the same building.

If I walk into the room, he will walk out. If I walk into the building, he will walk out. He will... He, like, refuses to be around me because he knows. I was like, god damn. That's about as fucking blunt and black and white as it gets. Yeah. It's like challenging him, like, you know,

you know to not come around me because I will... Oh, fuck. It's almost like he's not getting – like everyone is like, holy shit. But when you really look at what Son of the Shit is saying, it's like still not – I don't think people are understanding the level of like bridge burning he did on that. It's fucking nuts. Speaking of bridge burning, we also got Ryan Garcia I believe is the boxer's name. Safe to say he burned the bridge with his wife

he uh posted on instagram saying he had a newborn baby um happiest day of his life his family grew he's so excited and then literally his next instagram post was i'm getting a divorce from the uh mother of my children you gotta have all three you gotta have the next wife ready announced that i'm engaged three three hard You got to have the next wife ready. I announced that I'm engaged. Three hard posts in a row. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost to the Holy Trinity. I mean, yeah, just go for it.

He said something like, respect our privacy. But nobody even knew this until you announced both of these things, bro. Nobody knew you had a kid or you were getting divorced. If I was going to do that, I would 100% have a girlfriend already. Yeah.

You got to go all the way. You got to go bang, bang, bang. You got to go all the way. Yeah. Hopefully she'd be pregnant. Four. If you went, I had a baby. By the way, I'm getting divorced.

Oh, yeah. Big news. I'm engaged. And oh, yeah. Me and her are having a boy. Yeah. A little cherry on top top my mom's dead how about how about uh gender reveal in between there

so so uh if i could just have a life in a day that'd be so great yeah one one shot on instagram we're having a baby we're getting a divorce i'm engaged she's pregnant it's a boy my mother's dead i've got cancer and i'm next She's pregnant. It's a boy. My mother's dead. I've got cancer and I'm next. Done. I was like, God, Ryan's been going through it, dude. No wonder he's so angry. Has to be the craziest back-to-back posts you've ever seen, though.

I can't even think of something that even remotely compares. What, you got one? no no no the way you were acting like i mean i can't think of anything that is it it feels like uh like rick james a little bit in the chappelle show skit like yeah i stepped on his couch like literally back to back like i don't know i never was at a party i never stepped on his couch yeah uh to to gush and be like we're we're so happy i mean i guess you know you know the picture like here's a baby i'm never gonna see here's a baby i pay monthly for this baby i feel like uh i got a lease on this kid how much money you put down on that how much money you put down on that kid you put down a

few thousand oh nothing you didn't put down anything? No, no, no. I just get it on the weekends. I got a good deal. It's like Carvana. I got Kidvana. It just kind of shows up. I can't think of anybody who opened themselves up to more fucking internet backlash for no goddamn reason than that right there. I mean, he's not a big enough star that it was a huge deal, but I think it's safe to say, clearly, nobody's working PR for him.

There's no publicist working around the clock for that guy. Which I respect. I almost think publicists and teams are like steroids. It's not an even playing field. I don't know.

Sometimes it helps, sometimes it hurts. But sometimes you might inject a steroid like like that you might use the steroids wrong yeah when it's overly pr you're like who cares that is true but there i met with one pr firm when everything when my scandal happened and they do i didn't know that yeah i talked to eric i was like i'm spiraling here i was like this is way worse than I thought it was going to be. I can't believe how many people care about this. And I do not know what to do because I never planned on being like a public figure. So I got nothing here. She set me up with these people.

I went to one meeting, big boardroom. I was like, oh, my God. Like Vinny Chase? Yeah. I was like, holy shit. I am like in over my head. They don't mean to advertise McDonald's they recommended that we put out we me and her put out a joint statement that we both post on

our Instagram explaining like the situation and I was like did you see what was posted on Instagram? Do you think she's going to post this? Are you guys going to ask her? Because I'm not. What's your idea? Amicable divorce? Yeah. Fantastic. Right.

Like her – what's a great idea? Her saying that none of it's true. Yeah, no fuck. Yeah, if I could get her to post. How much do you guys make for this? Seriously, though. That's when I was like, I didn't say anything disrespectful. It's not like I paid them anything and Erica set it up, so I just didn't want to.

I was just like, I said to them, though, I was like, I don't think that's going to work, so is there a plan B? And they didn't really have one. They were just kind of like, this is what we recommend in these situations and they i wasn't paying them so i don't think they were going to like run through everything but they were i don't even know their names i couldn't tell you anything about it but they were just like well we think that's the best course of action and i was like not only is that stupid and not going to work i don't think that's the best course of action maybe i'm wrong because clearly i'm still i think it probably would be the best course of action like yeah we're both cool sorry everyone yeah i guess mean, yeah, that does call off the dogs a little bit when it's like – because there are enough people who go like, well, if the person involved doesn't care, then why do you still care?

So, yeah, I guess it would have worked a little bit. But part of me also is like, I don't know. We are not joint statement people. Like everybody in the world would be like, this is bullshit. If Tom Hanks were to do that, people would know it's bullshit, but they would just accept it. With me, this is torn apart. Again, it does work. People do it pretty often.

Joint statement, front blank. But I don't think... You think after a scandal... I guess I don't know. People would be like, what the fuck are you talking about you just posted yeah yeah you know i think if there was like uh there was if we posted you know amidst a lot of these rumors like yes uh there was there was an infidelity and like we asked for privacy

or like we're gonna split up or whatever but if it's like everybody knows because of this instagram and then the post is also being like but everything's fine i think everyone's like everybody knows because of this Instagram and then the post is also being like, but everything's fine. I think everyone would be like, this is bullshit. I honestly think people would be like, he forced this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he fucking held the gun to her head. So I was like, I don't think this is a good idea, guys. It's like, how much do you fucking get paid for this shit?

This is fucking crazy. I'm not becoming a politician. Any advice? Run for president. Yeah. It's not going to work, guys. Thanks, guys. Thank you.

So shout out to that family. And do we have anything else? I sent you guys, like, Kylie and Timothy. I don't know if that's, like – Oh, yeah. Kylie and Timothy put out a joint statement. Did they? I don't think so.

I think Selenaomez said what like yo selena gomez and jackie i know we me and you had a conversation about this the other day if you were selena gomez's friend would you not be like prying her phone out of her fucking fingers yeah i mean i i so badly like want to like selena and back her, but what is she doing? She can't. Bro, she has 430 million followers on Instagram. Why does she have so many? I don't even know.

I know she had some good songs like what, like 10 years ago? I think she was early. I think she was early in the game. Do anything? And then she rode the Bieber thing. I think she was active. I think she just – it is a weird one to be the – I think she's the number one. I think she was active I think she just it is a weird one to be the

I think she's the number one I think her and Kylie go back and forth that's part of their thing yeah like Kylie kind of makes sense because like she's a Kardashian

but like Selena Gomez is popular but kind of I guess I was going to ask what she's still doing I forgot about Only Murders in the Bay

but that's like she disappeared quote unquote for like a pretty long time yeah it was like she you know I couldn't name any

I know she has songs I like but I couldn't tell you any of them i know like if you played that like yeah yeah i like that song um but i don't i don't know yeah i wouldn't know the names i could tell you the album names i know she was like a child actor and did disney show shit he's been like a big fan but a fan of that's exactly a fan of what well i was like wizards of waverly place like i like i yeah that was like my favorite yeah um no but then it was but then it was just like selena jelena whatever that was it was just like they everybody shipped shipped them as a couple and then it became like well do we like hayley because we're justin fans or do we stick with selena like that whole thing and then kylie came around but like that the uh her her going off on instagram after she posted that she's with benny blanco

was like dude i would i would tell my friend who has like no followers like yo put your phone down yeah chill out let alone someone who has the the the population of america follows her is fucking bananas and it's like every single like interview that she's in every like statement like she just always has to like be the victim yeah there's a little bit of that and like yeah it's i don't know i just i think for a lot of times she kind of was but then eventually it's like again again yeah and then the latest one where she's she said that the drama it was just like no i was telling taylor that like a friend of mine was hooking up with someone i was like that feels

like a fucking lie that feels like i really made up lie no but i was oh yeah yeah well i know that feels like a lie but i was saying that the the video is like of them saying i love you timothy and kylie and it's so cute wait what is it so timothy and kylie like oh on them being all like love you love you at the golden gloves and then like there's again it's like not that big of a story but like everyone's kind of like okay like they're very cute i like totally back them but then like half the internet's abided because if you do the lip reading it's like what's like what's this necklace oh it's like i got it in is it black and he's like it's onyx and then she's like i really like it yeah i don't know it's like some black like whatever

and then like he's like yeah like it's really and then he's like i love you and she's like i love like the the conversation is technically like dull but you could tell that they're like so in love with each other but half these people are like this is like the dull but you could tell that they're like so in love with each other but half these people are like this is like the dullest like relationship that makes well i don't know maybe that's where i would be tinfoil hattish but that makes me feel like it's like let's just talk about something because everyone's looking i love you too you know what i mean that's a very strange what's your necklace it's really pretty what's it made out of okay i love you i mean maybe it's genuine i feel like it's either genuine or the exact opposite of genuine.

But it is funny when – I think it's – I mean, that's – They seem very, like, in love. I mean, you have a conversation all the time. Oh, we got there. I guess. I don't – It feels weird to be like – Like someone being like, my necklace is onyx.

And you go, I love you. That seems a little weird to me. But okay, I don't know i think it is funny when you see people act like couples and it's like i guess for so long you see pr couples or they act a certain way in public but it's like oh my god taylor swift and and like they're like holding hands and they're like kissed like yeah they're fucking dating that's what fucking couples do but i guess for so long we didn't see that kind of stuff so when you see someone all schmoopy schmoopy when you're used to seeing them at like the met gala looking like assholes it's like oh wow you're a loser too yeah like everybody always says the last thing

they want is having like their their pet names or their cutesy talk. Yeah. So I'm sure celebrities try to play it cool too. Man, when Gypsy Rose and her fat husband did the newlywed game and they were like, what's your nicknames for each other? And it was Snuggles and Cuddle Muffin. No, Cuddles and Snuggle Muffin, yeah. So he's Snuggle Muffin and she's Cuddles. She's a date vampire, bro. That guy's got to be like, I'm clearly not the bad boy.

Clearly I'm the safe. She's settled down. She's no longer a vampire. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was a victor, the murdering vampire. Do you do cute pet names? No. What do you call when you're dating someone?

You just call them by their name? Usually. I mean, I guess I'll say babe sometimes, maybe. Yeah, I feel like I'm a babe guy. I mean, that, like, for sure. In conversation. I feel like I don't say anything. I guess in text.

I feel like I'm at you. I won't be, like, I wouldn't say their first name. I think that's weird, too. But the same way that I'm not, like, just talk to you yeah yeah i'm not like john but if you're in the other room i'll say your name yeah i'm not like hey honey i'll just say your name like kevin yeah but i feel like i could see like babe not verbally i'll do it in text. Really? Yeah. Hmm. I feel like I fall into like a babe. I do like a babe, bub, just kind of like sounds. Yeah, right.

Babe, bug, bub. It's basically bees. Lover. Lover? No. Hello, lover. I know, but I've done that as like a hello lover. I feel like Jackie wouldn't do that. No, I can't.

I can't. I feel like you would hate if a guy did it too. I feel like you would get the ick if a guy gave you a cutesy name. No. Let's say you go home, you walk in boyfriend's like hey jack jack oh my god no i also like my like my when i was a kid like my mom like when i was a baby she wouldn't let me do baby voice basically so it's like it's so ingrained to me like i think it's so gross when people do it's well baby baby voice is crazy Yeah I think if you do

Pet names Privately I'm not gonna knock you I think a lot of people Do that I don't think that's Worthy If you do

I think that's all Very childish And damn close to P word To what P word Yeah Really Yeah

To have a pet name Yeah Wow It's just like It's very like It's kitty And it's just like Why are you

Infantilizing this relationship We're two adults i guess um all right voicemail time what do you got well jack had our tiktoks from the other day that you want to talk about oh i can um did you text them to the group oh yeah i'll re-text like again i don't know if they're like great wait hold on let me find it one of them so i want your guys reaction on this one i sent like a while ago oh is this the two girls talking that no no this is like the guy at the altar okay yeah yeah i did i meant to talk about that the other episode but i don't know i don't i must have missed this is uh this this dude went viral so this guy went viral um giving his vows um he wrote his own vows i'm assuming you could safely say that um

and where is it she has also like these beautiful vows it's like i never heard her side of it so she did come out and like hers was just like cute normal um i love you i've loved you like you know just the point is normal cute vows and he wait hold on i promise to smack that ass I didn't write nothing down that's what you're going out with that's what I'm going to do we've waited this long I promise to smack that ass every chance I get and he flexes and you hear people in the crowd go oh no Cody oh no and then the officiant who either

it's gotta be a friend it either is like someone who knows him well and is looking out for him or like is a family friend and is like, you're a fucking buffoon. Yeah. But to be – he does not crack a smile. He's not like, oh, you're the funny couple. Like there are some couples who don't take the vows seriously and they have like silly vows or they're untraditional or whatever.

But for him to be like that okay that's the joke the karate joke you do the karate like that's it and he's like yep and you can even tell when he goes like yeah i don't have much else i don't write anything like he even clicks for him i think like fuck that's that's brutal the uh like that's why you can't do that No matter how well you think you know someone You don't know what they're going to say on the fucking altar And Just go with the

You know Back and forth microphone Whatever the fuck it is you have to say I do Yes I would say I would say If you want to

If you're having like a backyard Backyard wedding And you just want to Say something like You know I never thought I could be this happy. You make me so happy. I truly do want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Like I can't wait to marry you. Fine. If you write like a speech, I think it's crazy. It's dangerous. You might fuck it up. I think it's a little weird and like narcissistic. There's some weird shit about that. You might even maybe – I don't know.

I was going to say maybe you crack a joke. It's not the time for the best man speech. It's not the roast part. It's just the fucking love part. Just fucking do it. So my question is also, if that was your daughter, like my friends and I debated,

if that was my daughter, I wouldn't do anything in the moment, but that's in front of all family and friends. You can't do anything in the moment. You can't do anything in the moment, but like, that's in front of all family. You can't do anything in the moment. You can't do anything in the moment, but I would behind, like before they sign the papers, I'd be like,

I'm not letting you sign that. I here's, here's what I do. You'd end the relationship? No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, this is what you're not realizing. This is what you're not realizing.

This is like strike 9,000 for this guy. This family already fucking hates this dude. They're already like, Cody is fucking white trash we cannot believe that she's marrying him we've said our peace we i don't understand how that happens like if my everyone in my life hated somebody i would not be with them well you know you've talked about it before the locker room effect yeah but like that you're a child yeah right like but there are some

people who don't grow up man like some people who really like for sure as a kid i've definitely done it but even then like it wasn't like they don't like it was annoyed it was a college relationship where the person's annoyed by the other sex and stuff like that like do it do bro shit like that kind of shit but like if we're adults and doing adult things and everyone's like, this is bad. Well, I guess the thing is. Not even this is bad. Like, if I can't bring them around. That's my question.

Like, do you think. When it reaches the point of, like, you know. Whether, if somebody comes out and says, like, yo, man, I can't stand your husband. It's really bad. But I think it also reaches a point sometimes where you just stop inviting them places. Or you say, I'm just going to go out with the girls or whatever. You know that that is not good. Yeah.

How can you be like, let's do this forever? But I don't know. There are people. Even friends. Friends, I'll be like, it's whatever. I've never had an adult relationship. I think friends more than family. Oh, I'm the opposite.

I think sometimes, but I think people will be like in-laws, family, you know, they clash. Sometimes, you know, you don't get along, but I think friends is almost worse for a lot of people. See, for me, with friends, I feel like. For me, I agree. I'm with you, but like there is the, you in-laws outlaws sort of thing like you know my mom hates him whatever like whereas like if your friend doesn't like him it's like you don't you don't you don't you're not around your mom all the time you're not hanging out with them all the time if you know if your friends are like fuck this guy it actually might be more impactful for some

people yeah but i think it's like at like as a mom whatever i could be like i hate your husband but like fine the second that i'm but i'm just like praying the whole wedding that like he doesn't do anything weird but then the second that like now it's now you've made it clear that we're i'm allowing this weirdo to come into our family and it's like i don want, I don't want that on me. People knowing that I'm letting this freak into this family. So now you're making it my problem. Even though I was going to,

because I don't want him to ruin my reputation. That's, that is a good point. Like you do reach a point where you're like, I have either hinted or intimated

or flat out told you, I don't think this is a good idea for like years. And you're still with this guy. Okay. But now you're making the family look stupid. now you're making the family looks now you make me look down and like we paid whatever you know we helped pay for this or you know now now people are gossiping about us because can you believe what cody said in front of mr and mrs smith or whatever i mean as a mom it's one thing as a dad i'm sure the dad is so, like, fucking removed by this point,

just being like, he's a fucking asshole. What would you do if you were the bride, Jackie? Because she just kind of, like, meh. Yeah, it's probably the same thing. Like, I know, I'm marrying a fucking loser. There's 200 other guys in this town. They're all married. And she seems fine.

Yeah, it must be like she has no other options because she seems fine otherwise. And it's like, what are you doing? And she's just like, ha ha. I would imagine by this point I'd be like obviously coming to terms with that. I mean, she released a statement being like he's a great husband, he's a great father, like whatever. She released a statement? Yeah. I mean, she released a statement being like, he's a great husband. He's a great father. Like, whatever. She released a statement? Yeah. I mean, it went viral.

Everyone was like, break up with this guy. Like, he's literally a joke. But that is the worst part. It's like, I don't judge anybody's relationship. If you date someone who's like kind of lowbrow, whatever, but like for whatever reason, he swept you off your feet. He's good to you he's a good dad he provides he's not like the most well-spoken clever put together guy but i love him but now

like now you made it like that's kind of what we're talking the other day with like where we're talking out of your league or below you yeah yeah like i've also never dated someone below my league and if like if that if someone did this to me on the altar, this person's in a different league than me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am better than you. I am above you. And I can see behind closed doors,

and it's probably not a great relationship if it is this case, but I can see behind closed doors you go like, he's so dumb. He's so dumb, but we were young and in love and it was hot and heavy and now that we're older and he takes care of the kids and he's good to me so whatever but like just don't do it in front of everybody you did it in front of yeah yeah that that it is it really is about the public because there's a lot of people because i knew you were an idiot

this whole time yeah i've really passed it i yeah i couldn't deal with it they can't they don't they don't love you i do they just think you're an asshole period you're an asshole that i love but yeah that is uh like as a dad i'd be so embarrassed and i would just be like well don't come you know don't come help and don't come asking for help with the divorce bills. Because I fucking told you so. I think there's a lot of people who probably are like, I told you so. I think there's a lot of people who probably don't like their children's spouses. Yeah.

And there's probably more of that than you think. I don't think everyone's always like, I'm so thrilled. Like they found their perfect person and I love them. But this is like the one time. The one time. Just for 10 seconds their perfect person, and I love them. But this is, like, the one time. The one time. Just for 10 seconds. Yeah. Keep it together for 10 seconds.

And, like, the only time they have to say nice stuff and show respect for your spouse. Like, the one time they have to do that. You can't do that. I would be like, that's a red flag that I don't know that I can let my daughter, or, like, if it was me, I don't know if I could take. I don't know. Well, you'd have to imagine. When you say, this is the one time you have to show me respect. That's not really true. You probably should show me love and respect

all the fucking time. But this is the one time publicly and you're making a mockery of it so you could probably infer that he's an asshole to her a lot during the relationship. And I'm sure... I feel like that might be enough though for like the you know speak now forever hold your peace i think as a father of the bride i think i probably would say something like the officiant

almost just being like that's really okay you know like i'm not gonna make a big deal of it i told her you're i you know what i probably would have done i probably would have looked at her and been like, I told you he's an idiot. Because it would have been I told you so moment. But boy, I think I've seen things like that, like redneck weddings or something where they kind of make a mockery of it. But they're all on board with it. And it's kind of like then it is funny. I don't find it funny, but they're all in agreement. It's like we're going to chug a beer at the altar or something stupid like that.

I hate it, but you're all in agreement you know it's like we're gonna chug a beer at the altar or something stupid like that i hate it but you guys all like it but when clearly the audience the family the crowd the everyone you picked is not like that like if the officiant was their their cousin and he's like hell yeah baby like that's what we do here in the family instead it was like a well-spoken put together man like like, this is the vows you've chosen? Holy shit. I'd probably put a gun in my head. But it doesn't matter that you guys are embarrassed. I'm dead. I'm going to blow my head off after this.

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On January 11th, new episode, first episode drops. Sign up on Peacock today. What's up, boys? I'll get right to the point. My cousin's losing his virginity this week. And he's not a watcher of the podcast or anything. I just think it would be funny for complete strangers to give him advice on one of the most intimate times of his life. So you have any do's or don'ts for his first time?

He's about 19, so he's late to the game, but he's got a good build, very athletic. I have high hopes for him in the game. I love it. Great. This is one of the best voicemails in a long time. Going to get right to the point. Here's something that is incredibly socially awkward. I love he says great build.

You think your buddy's hot, dude. If she doesn't't do it i'll do it yeah we'll suck that dick um losing your virginity the best way to do it that's actually a great question i've never like thought about i don't think i had like the incredibly awkward first time that most people talk about i think i think i i didn't like lay it down but i don't know I think I just had sex I My advice would be Get really fucked up And be in Spain Because you forget about it

And Takes away all the pressure Get on a plane Fly it out In a different country Go to Salamanca I think

I remember I I think Honestly my advice is Wear a condom Yeah You'll You'll last Yeah like Like But even Even not even lasting I think, honestly, my advice is wear a condom. Yeah, you'll less. But even not even lasting. You can at least pretend.

You can fucking throw a rope a few more times. You can be like, it wasn't one pump. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, the condom gives you like a magician with a couple tricks up his sleeve. You know what I mean? You've got a couple things to work with here. Now, I mean, you also assume, though, like if he's 19 late to the game maybe he hasn't done other things but sometimes it's like it's gonna feel really good but you probably have done other things yeah feel really

yeah you've fucked your couch before there's tons of toys out there by the way you know how like sex toys are in cvs now like they do it for men too too. I've seen cock rings, though. A pocket pussy is in CBS now. No way. Because the cock ring I've seen, I can't remember. I saw it on DoorDash, so I didn't see it physically. On DoorDash? Yeah. DoorDash, I think, is better

because it's like... That's hilarious. I took a screenshot of it. I'm going to do that. I'm going to order a shitload of perverted stuff. They've been on GoPuff for a minute now. That's a good skit. If he shows up with a whole bunch of fucking... I swear, this isn't for me. It's like a thing of milk,

and then a ton of fucking sex toys. Massive tip. Walk around with it. I remember we used to go buy condoms as like an adrenaline rush. Like we weren't – no one was fucking – no one was anything. We were just like buying. I'm sure that's a very common thing. But the –

I don't think it is. I wouldn't say so. I mean my buddies did it and then one of my buddies – one of his friend's moms walked in. Really? It was in the condom section. That's great. Here it is. Here it is.

Bro, imagine you're at CVS. Let's say – because they put it all around like maybe some girl is buying tampons. Someone is buying condoms because it is like that family planning and health. And then as you go, it gets a little more awkward. You see somebody buying Louvre and it's like, whoa, okay. You're having a night. You're buying some fuck water? And then you see someone buying the Hello Cake Stroker double-sided men's massager.

Imagine somebody being like, price check on the Hello Cake Stroker? Yeah, it's the double-sided men's massager. That is fucking nuts, dude. It's for some corns on my foot. Wait, go back that what say the lay of the land oh my god this is now yeah i mean it's not like a full-blown vagina but this is like this is a fucking what do they call it a fifi pocket pussy this is a and they call it the hello cake stroker and that is just sitting right there in your i mean if i'm you know if i'm 15 years old i'm fucking buying this thing yeah well i think i think i would be too into i yeah maybe you're right but i think i

find women less intimidating sex toys oh i think you do too and you find women intimidating but the way you talk about the sex toys you're always like oh i could never i could never do that i i think if i if particularly as like a 15 year old a, a teenager, I'd be like, I can't. It is hard enough to buy the condoms, you're right. But my point being, if I'm at my most horned up period of life, and you're telling me as long as I muster up the courage, I can run into CVS and walk out with a fucking pussy in my hand. Like, I don't think, I wonder if this says, like, you don't,

it probably doesn't have to be 18. No. What happens there? What happens if you're a fucking cashier and, like, a 13-year-old comes up? Yeah, look, check out his dick, see if he's got hair on it. Let me see your cock.

Nah, that's just too big for you. Dude, you just said something that I've been thinking about. You just said, like, when you're horned up. I don't think I've ever been horny in my life. Like, that's not true. That's not true.

That's not true at all, bro. When people are in movies. I think you have horny amnesia. No, well, no. So, when people are in movies, like, dude, I'm so horny right now. I think because I live alone, I don't know what that means. Because you just, like, take care of it? When I get horny, I go like this.

And I'm done being horny. I'm horny for... Horny is like a sneeze for me. I'm horny for two fucking seconds. And then I just cum. So I'm not horny anymore. Achoo! Finished. Covered my pants. That's as... Everyone blink. That's so i'm not horny anymore too finished cover my pants that

says that says look everyone blink that's how long i'm horny for there's no one can do anything to stop me you've never been you've never been horny at church i've been hard at church not horny one would say those two are kind of no those are very different things it's it's it's they can be but also usually i don't know yeah i've been hard on it if you're flipping your dick up in your waistband you're at least thinking you know i don't i'm not like i need i need to fucking come right now also that that level of horny that we almost need words first of all i think the word horny is a tough one yeah i wish there was a word turned on sounds on sounds weird. Horny sounds childish.

Same thing with tits. Tits is vulgar. Boobs makes you sound like a fucking idiot. Breasts makes you sound like a doctor. You don't really have a word for it. I kind of like bricked up. Bricked up means like that. But that is talking about your dick.

And your dick can be hard without you being crazy in the head. When I'm horny, I think I've been horny probably a few times in my life where it's like I'm making – if you gave me a gun and said put it to your head, I would make reckless decisions because I just got to fuck right now. That's happened twice. You know what I mean? Where you're just out of your mind, like animalistic. But thinking about like, oh, I'd like to get my rocks off right now. I'm not horny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like we need to hear this shit because I do get what you're saying.

Have you ever had your boyfriend be like, dude, I'm so horny. I'm like, why? Do you not have internet? What are you talking about? But have you – you've never like – you've never been like looking forward to a date or something? Yeah. Where you're on the date like, oh, we're going to get home and we're going to rip our clothes off and just fuck. Yes.

You've done that. That's horny. That's good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you're right. But you know what it is? It's horny at the proper times.

If you are horny with someone and the horniness is mutual and you are both about to solve your horniness all good. It's the people being like I'm so horny I gotta go buy

the Hello Cake stroker at CVS. That's a problem. But I do get what you mean. The people who walk around horny all the time

are probably like it's a prison. It's a prison. Nightmare 50 years ago. Just like people walk around horny all the time. And people telling you that if you masturbate, you're going to go to hell.

All that sort of shit. You can't have sex with girls. God, now I'm hornier. I have to get married. I hope I do. Well, I just unlocked something. I do love, yo, John pushing the period fingering from Saltburn is so funny. He's like a politician, and that's his platform.

Sass's video being like, if you like Salt Burn, I think less of you. And Francis is like, that's your co-host's favorite movie. And then John writing in the comments like, at least admit the fingering was horny. At least admit the fingering was hot, right? Look, at least the figuring was hot. And I do remember the first four times we talked about it, he was always like, we were all

in agreement. The whole movie theater was like, this is fucking hot, right? And I was always like, it unlocked something in me. I'm sure there was a whole bunch of people in that movie theater going, I don't like, what the fuck is going on? What did you think? We're all perverts. Two thumbs up.

We're all perverts. Everyone I've talked to was like, I was crazy hot. Is it Jacob Elordi doing the fingering? No, it's the other guy. Okay, so I was kind of like, yeah, obviously it's going to be hot if Jacob Elordi is fingering a girl. I haven't seen it. I've told you guys this every single time.

It's Barry keoghan keoghan uh fingering uh i don't know her is he like the kind of like the main i i don't know any i know rosemary that's it yeah i don't know any other woman in the movie uh venetia venetia venetia alice and oliver yeah i don't know who that is. Yeah, it's kind of like – I think it's like the main girl if you will though, right? Like the – Yeah. Whatever. Yeah.

Whatever. We're all horny now. This horny is a really tough sneeze. I'm going to look at the light. Yeah, wait. So when – this is insane. This is like when you say you don't like music. Yeah.

Like you talked about being in the movie theater and being like, oh, my God, something just unlocked in me. And then you told me you've never been horny. That's Catholicism. I don't feel horny. I just go, I'm a freak. Go to hell, I'm a freak. Yeah, no, you're horny a lot. Yeah, no, I just went to church a lot is what it comes down to.

Yeah, you're – Jesus Christ, there's something wrong with my head. You are a repressed sexual Catholic. That's all. This is honestly kind of the first time I ever realized that. Yeah. Every time I get horny, I'm just like, you're a fucking maniac, dude. Every time I'm horny, I'm like, you're an animal.

I don't know if it's to blame porn, but it's like – it's weird that we all agree on a lot of the things that make us horny. Yeah. Because when it's like porn is bad, it's like I get it, but everybody pretty much jumped on board with eating ass. Everybody jumped on board with choking and slapping and all that stuff. So it's clearly not. That was to our boy. Oh. OBL.

Oh. That was to our boy. Who? OBL. OBL. What do they call them? Zero Dark Thirty? It's not OBL. They call them OBI something. I don't think it's UBL. UBL. That's what it is.

You sound a bit loud. There were some people. Dude, I get a path to rub his head. That's why I know I'm in trouble. Whoa, we can't tip our caps to Osama Bin Laden anymore on this show? You're on Barstool Radio or something? I tip my cap to you, we out of here. We stand for the Alamo. We're back, baby.

KSC Radio is back. I'm just saying that something about it on a mass level, everyone's like, yeah, that makes me horny. So it's not like porn's fault. If it all reached us, you know what I mean? If something weird happens and it doesn't

catch on, it's like, okay, that was too far. This one's not. Oh boy. That could have been real bad. That could have been really bad. I guess while we're on the topic, we've got to shout out Ayesha Curry for too far. This one's not. Oh boy. That could have been real bad. Could have been really great. I guess while we're on the topic, we've got to shout out Aisha Curry for outing Steph Curry

100% for being a foot fetish freak. Yeah. I know I reference this meme all the time. The Pokemon and it's Ash catching him in the middle with his arms up and a bunch of people pointing guns at him.

And it's just like it's like leg guys, ass guys, tits guys, face guys, foot guys. What the fuck? Are you guys mad at me? Very true. But whatever. I don't make the rules. It's what it is it's fucking weird

i don't know it's because they got toes and they're dirty and they're sweaty and they're smelly i don't know i mean i think that's part of it is for years growing up it's like smell my feet trigger treat smell my dirty socks and then all of a sudden you want to fuck them you want to call on them that's weird but i heard aisha curry outed steph curry as being a foot guy and i was like all right like what do you mean? And then she flat out says, when he says send nudes, I send my feet. And my husband likes my feet. It was as clear as day.

If you're sending your husband shoe and foot pics, he's into that. This is one of the things, too, where you talk about how great it is to have access to celebrities and how we never had it back in the day and stuff like that. Bro, no one was listening to Sinatra being like, I know he pounds off to feet. Next time I watch Steph Curry shoot a three and we wiggle, I'll be like, he's really happy right now. He's not as happy as he would be if Aisha had sent him to feet. Yo, you had 30 points in a quarter tonight.

You're going to go home to your woman? You're going to come on her toes. I don't need to know that, man. Come on, Aisha. We appreciate greatness. I agree with that. But I will say, I still think to this day, and it was a big moment, but I still think to this day, the world did not appreciate or or really yeah really appreciate what happened with rex ryan i was just

thinking about like the other day when that went down when there was a basically they shot a porno when she put her feet up out the window of the car and he's rubbing them going oh wow what are these and she's like let's go go back and take care of it. And you know that they went and made a foot-fucking porno. And that video was out there. And that man just continued coaching the team and won playoff games. And it was like a good thing. I don't think we appreciate that.

And at that point, he's like 400 pounds. And we just know that Rex Ryan fucks feet at that point he's like 400 pounds and we just know that rex ryan fucks feet and now he's like on tv yeah and nobody ever said like like if i'm on that panel and we're arguing and it's like the dolphins are gonna win no the dolphins aren't gonna win well you're stupid no you're shut up rex you fuck feet you know what i mean like it's just the fact that we don't wake up every morning and just say like oh oh, and by the way, Rex Ryan fucks his wife's feet and we all know it. It's incredible. Do you and your wife make the perfect videos? All right.

Well, you know, obviously I knew, you know, these questions, you know, these questions coming and things. It's, you know, this is a personal, and I'm not going to discuss it. Can you confirm if that was you and your wife in that video? Again, this is a personal matter. I hope you can respect the fact that I wish not to discuss it. Knowing Rex now, I feel like I'm surprised he wasn't like, look, guys. We all got something.

If this happens now, that reporter would be canceled. What's it called? Making you feel shame for his personal sex choices. I think if it's now, you could go, hey, those are some things that we wish – behind closed doors that unfortunately got out in the public.

But, you know, hey, guys. Everyone would be like, fuck yeah. Come on. You never seen a cute little red toes? And you know he walked into the locker room and they went, hey, Skip. Hey, Coach. What did you do last night and a couple people a couple guys probably said yo me too man a couple guys probably said fuck that you're a fucking weirdo but they

all had a great time with it it was a great locker room moment and and i i knew it was it's one of my favorite barstool career moments when we were new New York and Boston were selling shirts simultaneously. And Boston was making fun of them with getting beat and licking feet. And we were selling ones being pro foot that were like toes

and bros or something. I forget what the dope was. I think it was another rhyme. It was like getting beat and licking feet and I think that one sold better because it was Boston. I don't think that the pro one sold that well. But you had won that one really well. That was on Around the Horn and stuff like that. That was snacks.

That was snacks? Yeah. I thought that was feet. No, no. Snacks kept – snacks like paid for Barcelona, New York's salary. We were probably in the red for the first year and a half, two years, and I think snacks probably made us like $100,000. Yeah.

Like that was great. That was before I really knew. I was harping on the Antonio Cromartie clip with the kids. And Jerry Thornton was like blogging about the snacks video. And I thought the Cromartie thing was funnier. And my like blog radar was off a little bit on that one because snacks became – it just said snacks. Let's go get a goddamn snack with the Jets thingy. Man, he was a gift from God.

We talk all the time about the luck of blogging and like the Boston run was on this level. But way down here, but important for me, Rex Ryan was 09. We started and all of a sudden i had this guy doing this shit incredible fucking a gift from god um but aisha you know it's also one thing when it's rex ryan's like yeah i could have told you this fat slob like sucks toes aisha curry and steph curry who are like playing this like uh you know perfect like uh pleasantville couple i'm sure it's because of the basketball connection, but all you're going to be about is Gabrielle Union

talking about giving hummers, giving rimmers. Yeah, what was that? She was on, I think she was on Desus and Mero. Yeah. You know, when you fucking pin a guy's legs back. They were like, what? Dwayne Wade's getting a treatment, dude. Dwayne Wade's getting his diaper changed.

Fucking put the baby powder in there uh i yeah this this is all time i and but steph but people are like the curries are such a weird couple they're so polarizing people like love to hate on them yeah i feel like if it was another couple we would kind of be like that like oh get yours yeah but it's like oh aisha's airing out his business. She's such a bad wife. She's got to be the worst. Steph Curry probably hates her. I'm like, I don't know, man. She seems like a great woman. She goes on The View and shit. I probably wouldn't love that.

I don't love that this foot thing came out, but she's probably a great... She should just come out of a press conference and be like, she loves getting fucked in the ass. So, whatever. You guys are really sick with the foot thing. She loves anal. Alright. Oh, anyway.

You got any tips for the fucking kid fucking? You got any tips for this teenager fucking? The condom? Condom. I would say, the first time I had sex. Muck barn. Yeah, you gotta get down there. Foreplay. Foreplay. That's good advice for first time or last time.

You can't skip the foreplay. I remember the first time I had sex, the girl offered to do really kinky stuff. And I remember being like, whoa. Stuff that you would have thought no straight

16-year-old would ever turn down. But I was kind of like, I'm not ready for that. Why don't we just pop this Marie Collender in the oven and be done? We don't need to make a whole meal out of this. I was basically straight up like, I'm only ready for the first hole. I'm not ready for the other ones yet. But I would say, yeah, hands, mouth, let her get on top, get in and out. I don't know out I don't know

I don't know I don't really have I guess the foreplay would be my actual try to make her come try to make her come before you have sex because you're not

going to make her come having sex you can also like you can tell this until you're blue in the face you're not going to listen to me it doesn't matter

it really doesn't I know you're nervous about it I guess as you get older if I losing your virginity old you probably feel like more pressure yeah because he he probably hopefully is having sex with someone like his age maybe he's had sex a bunch and now you're not that's a little weird it's

one thing when you know you're losing your virginity like someone who's on the same level yeah but it really doesn't get drunk the the my solomonka that was a college girl i was in high school i'm sure she'd had sex I don't even know what her name was But don't get too drunk because you've got to get your dick hard You're going to be nervous I don't know what it was, I don't know how I did it Because if you do have nerves

If you have nerves and you're going to wear a condom And then you get too drunk You might not be able to perform So I would say I would say Maybe don't get drunk. Get a good buzz. Jackie, what would be advice for a girl having sex for the first time?

Oh, the girl having sex for the first time? Or maybe should the girls give the guy the advice and the guy should give the girl the advice. My advice is don't do it on a pool table. If you're wondering you'll see virginia on a pool table yeah i had a rug burn i had a rug burn for like a month oh my god on your back like what was the what was the thought process between the two of you you're were like, let's get up on the – No, he was not on the pool table, was he? No, I was on the pool. Yeah, he's standing.

Yeah, he's standing. That would be insane. If you just both get on a pool table and do missionary, that's fucking nuts. Just like elevated sex. No, it was – He's standing and she's on the edge. I see. Okay, okay.

You thought they were both laying on top? Yeah, I thought you were like, let's fucking get mid-court. Like this. okay okay you thought they were both laying on top yeah i thought you're like let's get let's fucking get mid-court like dude that i had a rug burn for a month did you did you know it in the moment or was one of those things or afterwards you're like yeah now i feel it no i knew in the moment and also like but like again it hurts a lot the first time for a girl and so the pain was mostly focused you know there and so i wasn't fully but i just remember being like this is all together really uncomfortable and like it was awkward and jackie didn't shower for a week because the rug burner hurt too much and everything

she's just trying not to shower him off the weirdest person ever it was so like i had like i like a full scar for a while, too. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's terrible. Like, yeah, okay, I mean, I guess I didn't think about things like this. Like, I would say do it in a bed. Yeah. I did it in a bathroom. Filled up on a radiator. This sounds perfect.

Perfect, not mine. If you are, like, I'm at a party, and this is going down, and I'm trying to lose my virginity, beggars can't be choosers. But it sounds like this guy has a plan. I would say get in a bed, do it normal, try to make it you know. Or,

man, my advice for people under 27 might be, never fuck in a bed. What? Because then one day, all you do is fuck in a bed. I would never even consider having sex anywhere but a bed now. The last time I did it, it was the last time I did it. I said I'm never doing that again.

My knees, like everything hurt. My knees, I was like I will never do that again. I'll still have sex on the couch sometimes. I actually, standing is fine. Okay. But like you can't be on a hard surface. I can't be on my knees. You can't be on knees and you can I actually – standing is fine. Okay. But like – You can't be on a hard surface. I can't be on my knees.

You can't be on knees and you can't be on anything that doesn't give. Yeah. That used to be like soft. Never – I will never do that again. I will never do that again. You could put – I wouldn't have sex on a rug if I'm laying down. If I'm the one –

No. I'm like – No, no, no, no, no, no. It's gross. Yeah. You're too flat on the – You could put anybody in front of me and be like, you have to have missionary sex with me on this floor.

Nope. No thank you, Dua Lipa. As long as she's of age as she is, that's a good choice. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I think I've said this off air. I said it on Twitter the other night during the Globes. That's her choice. Yeah. Dude, I think I've said this off air. I said it on Twitter the other night during the Globes. That's her name.

Yeah. Her name's Dua Lipa. Like on her birth certificate. That's crazy. Yeah. That's... I never heard... I thought that was made up

like in a pop factory. Her name's Dua Lipa. That's... First name Dua, last name Lipa? Yeah. That's dominant determinism right there I don't know why I kind of thought

I just knew that like I just accepted that I didn't think that was a big deal oh I thought like that's like being like did you think her name was like Samantha Jones

like something totally different yeah yeah no Dua Lipa I think Justin Timberlake's name was NSYNC like what but no she's not like a band she's like no I know yeah yeah yeah okay I think Justin Timberlake's name was NSYNC. What?

But no, she's not like a band. No, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, good luck, buddy. Doesn't really matter though, right? I mean, everybody, if you have a bad first time, it's kind of like you're playing with house money. If it's a good first time, you're like, I don't know, you got lucky.

Yeah. If it's a bad first time, everybody has a bad first time. I don't know. Got to get the first one over with. One more? Yeah, one more. What's up, KFC fights, everybody? So I got a question for you.

What's one thing that, just a little thing that people do that makes you so irrationally angry? Oh, picky eaters if you if i see you picking your fucking tomatoes off your salad or your onions off your sandwich like fucking kill yourself and i'm not even kidding it makes me so fucking mad i think so much less of you truthfully i think less of you if i'm watching you pick vegetables off of your fucking what you ordered it comes with that eat it it's food it's not gonna kill you it's good that's how it's meant to be eaten it is very good trust me watch i'm eating it i'm not dying like grow up you're not fucking eight years old, eat your food. And I say that to a lot of people. I bet you have a lot of friends. Anyways, is there anything like that that's pretty normal, because there's a lot of picky eaters out there, that just drives you so...

Okay, I would say there's a big gap, though, between, like, the food's not going to kill you, and I want it to taste a certain way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. I mean, yes, if you're sitting there, like, if you're picking individual onion bits off of your McDonald's burger or something. But if you have a burger and you pull the tomato off, like, you know. Bro, you know what I did when we were in Arkansas? The first night there, they cooked us. The cabin had, like, this chef who was unbelievable and all was great.

But it's Arkansas, so it's a lot of just meat, right? And they were giving us a rack of lamb. And every time I've had rack of lamb in my life, I have it at a nice restaurant. It is fucking trimmed and nice plating and all that stuff. This was just like, here's a half a fucking lamb. And I didn't know what to eat. I didn't know what parts of it were good. So was just like, here's a half a fucking lamb. And I didn't know what to eat. Yeah.

I didn't know what parts of the meat were good. So I just ate it all. I was just like... Chewing on bones. I was just like... I had just met them so I didn't want to be rude.

I didn't want to look like a pussy. I was there in my tie. Chewy stuff. I'm just swallowing tendons. Oh my god. It was...

That's my nightmare. Dude, it was... I didn't know what... I was just like... But to that guy's point, just fucking eat it. It's one was. That's my nightmare. Dude, I didn't know what. I was just like. But to that guy's point, just fucking eat it. Like, it's one thing if it's a chef. But, like. Okay, but certain scenarios, yes, I agree.

But, like, if a sandwich comes with onions and you don't like onions, it's right there. You just pull it off. Yeah, yeah. I don't think that's that crazy. I do that. I'll flick a mushroom out of the way. I can't do mushroom. The texture of mushroom just does not.

Yeah, I think that's fine. I get what he's saying in certain circumstances or to a certain extent if you're like really making it a thing, but I think people are allowed to customize their food to their liking. Mine's very easy at this moment and at most

moments, and I'm sure some of it comes from the fact that I'm actively trying to be on my phone less. If I'm talking to you and you're on your phone, I will lose lose my fucking mind and it's all I will think about for days this this company is it's tough because we're an internet company so I get it but I don't get it I mean you'll just be talking to someone and they will just wait yeah we'll just stop like stop looking at you and look over here and go on their phone. It's just like –

It's like, do I have to fight you now? If we're all just sitting around on our phones, that's fine. If we're talking and you're just like, oh, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool. Or if you're like, hang on. I got to answer this real quick. Like, say – tell me something. To just be like, I'm done with you. I'm going on to this thing ah damn it's it's

it happens with i mean like i'll do it my parents do it to me now it is a funny thing that the role of how things have switched were like yeah i feel like a lot of i saw i was with my grandfather over christmas and like he's still kicking it yeah he was uh he was the one in the room on the phone the whole time. Yeah. I think part of that is like you retreat to somewhere safe because you're not feeling well and all that stuff. I think so. I think they don't. Parents and grandparents at this point.

Yeah. They're even being socially. It's weird because I used to think it was just old people who didn't deal with phones. When I was younger, I was on my phone a lot. And it was old people who didn't deal with phones. They they would get my when i was younger i was on my phone a lot and there's old people who didn't deal with phones they didn't know i could do two things yeah and now that i've stopped doing two things i realized i could never do two things yeah yeah you thought you were infuriated i'm like i know you're not listening to me i know you're not listening to me right right right that yeah that you're you're yesing me and you think you're getting through the conversation but you're not and. And again, if you don't want to have the conversation, fine.

Right. But don't – yeah, don't do it for me. I mean this is one of those things. It's like the Cheesecake Factory menu. There's too many things. Yeah. I can't like – I mean this is my entire life really. But if you're asking me to pinpoint one right now.

So what is it? Like things that people do every day that drive you crazy um what's a good one you got one this this would be a good video this would be a good clip i This would be a good clip. I got one that isn't something that drives me crazy. But it is something that has stopped and I wish it came back because I'm back on the train right now. Mashups. People stop making mashups. Oh. That's a different angle of the question.

It's humongously different. Bro, there was a – I've been crushing mashups. Dude, remember DJ Earworm? Earworm. Yes. The Earworm mashup to end or start the year was always incredible. Mad Skills used to do that wrap up where he would wrap the whole fucking year's worth of shit.

And then there would be the mashup. That was also when, because you know what it is? I think that's the music industry now. Because you used to be able to make that and then put it out to be the mashup. That was also when – because you know what it is? I think that's the music industry now. Because you used to be able to make that and then put it out to be downloaded and shit. Yeah. You can't put it on Spotify. You can't put that on Spotify because it's not like a real song of yours. You're stealing it.

So why would I make the time to make it? Yeah. I think all of those things are like – I think we've been doing it long enough that we've proven that it's not just like, oh, every generation complains. I think music is undeniably worse. I think things like that going away sucks. Freestyles, mixtapes, mashups, all that shit just doesn't exist anymore really or much, much less. And it's like, that sucks. What I do is I go on Soundcloud and i just type in like high school

lacrosse warm-up soundcloud is like the last place you can get it and like they'll be like they have to like bleep out the words because i guess like whatever but it will have like the bad words because it's like their high school lacrosse warm-up but it's like it will that's the only place i can find like a good mashup yeah all. There's got to be something on YouTube. Mashups fucking go, bro. Yeah, they go. I'm sure we can find... If you are a DJ who makes these, I'm sure reach out. We'll get them out there.

I mean, if we're just... These are not like little pet peeve things, but if you... My latest... I mean, I just drive so much now with the kids everywhere, and the amount of people who won't go halfway out

into the intersection and turn left. I said that before. It just makes me want to get out of the car and go underneath their car and light it on fire and blow it up. When you just sit there and let the light go red and then they don't go either. Like you're at the front of the line. You're okay to just not go through this light? Fuck you. What do you have?

Patience in your life? Get the fuck out of here. I wonder. I feel like sometimes I write these things down on my phone. It's been making me feel like 2024, I've been trying to journal more, right? Been trying what more? Journal more. Okay.

And everyone says journaling is so good, whatever. And it makes me so mad every time because it's like, I think that the, like, I think, so like I have a voice in my head, right? Like I can clearly hear the voice in my head. So when I think about it, when I have a problem, I've already covered that in my head. Like, so then like, okay. When I have a problem, like I've thought it out in sentences. So then when I journal, I'm like,

okay, this is a waste of time because we've already covered this material. Now I'm just writing this down for who? Literally for who? Like,

this is a waste of time. Everyone's telling me it's going to make my life better. But like, now I just wasted like 20 minutes writing down every material that we've already covered. I haven't come up with

any better, like, It's just like homework. It's just like reciting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that for a while where i like i was like i'll do a little journaling this is 10 years ago and then i would just like start

writing writing and i was like well now i'm just writing entertaining and but i'm just gonna entertain me yeah like what i guess is fun at times i i bet there are some people who who can't work through their emotions though and they start writing and then they get to the point that you already got through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you take it for granted that your brain was able to be like, okay, this is why I'm upset. This is what I need to fix. Here's how I'm going to go about it or no, I can't do that yet. This sucks.

And there are people who just go like, I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. They start writing and then they get to all those steps. I had a therapist tell me that once where is like you process it very fast yeah i wouldn't say very healthily right but you probably like yeah it's processed it's done most people go like oh wow i didn't know that until i started writing yeah but you you know us i popped open

i popped open my journal that i've written in twice because every year is to journal more. And they both have dates, Jan 1, 2023. Jan 1, 2022. This year I didn't even throw it on there. And I was like, none of these problems have been fixed. All of these issues still linger with me every single day. I should never write these down. These are bad thoughts.

And I forgot about them, but they're still there. There's proof of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, that journaling is for the fucking birds. Journaling is for the weak. All right. Good? Yep.

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Meaning for 10 years and one day, Trent Ryan has been an employee of Barstool Sports. Clap it up for the big man. Clap it up for the big daddy. Thank you very much. 10-year anniversary was this week.

The day that we are recording, just mere hours ago, they dropped what I believe to be the greatest accomplishment in Barstool content history, a video with Tiger Woods. It's Trent Ryan Day, so the entire office is wearing the official Trent uniform, the black crew neck, and the khakis. He is the luggage man. He is Big Daddy. He is an honorary member of the St. Lunatics.

He's got one of the greatest mug shots in history and one of the most successful golf podcasters to ever walk the planet earth that is very nice it's incredible it has been 10 years you know i know this place doesn't do a lot of like like i remember you saying one time kevin like people who have only been here for like two years will be like it's my two-year anniversary 19 month anniversary yeah which i never did any of that but 10 year felt like a big enough one where it was like – and you guys obviously have been here that long and even longer. It's like it's a lot of internet, man. Ten years.

That's what I was thinking about. Like my brain has just been through ten years of pure internet. I check Twitter a million times every day. Now I'm checking Instagram every day. I'm checking TikTok every day. Now we're getting big in YouTube. It's just a lot of internet over a decade. And it's good.

It's the best place to work in the world. Ten years, I'm very happy, and I hope to be here for the rest of my life. Ten years I think is where you start calling it a decade. And, you know, it's good. It's the best place to work in the world. Ten years, I'm very happy, and I hope to be here for the rest of my life. Ten years, I think, is where you start calling it a career. Oh, I think long before then. Yeah? Yeah. Really?

I think at the latest five. Maybe I'm wrong, but, like, I guess I always considered it my career because I knew it was what I wanted to do. And you knew you were staying on it. I think most people, I guess most people bounce around even earlier than that. But if you told me like – I feel like you would be like I've worked here for like seven years. But if you – and then if you were there for ten years, you're like I have a career at XYZ Company. I don't know.

It's an arbitrary point, but I'm just saying you're at a point where it's like this is my career and it's obviously going to be a lifelong what do you did you have a moment where foreplay you probably knew you were going to do foreplay or golf content like as long as you're going to ride this thing till the wheels go off for sure yeah but did you have a moment when you knew this is making so much money and is so popular and is at the forefront of golf. And we are now talking with these people that, like, I will do this for as long as at least I want to, basically. I would say it was probably when we got the TaylorMade deal. That's a good one. When it was like, I mean, before that, it was still doing well. Even when we dropped the teaser for the original podcast, it was just me and Riggs.

That went really well. People were like, oh, awesome, like an alternative an alternative golf media like that didn't really exist now it's everywhere and everybody's got you guys are the real godfathers like the real trailblazers i think i've told you before we've had golf guys on this show we're comedians who also do golf stuff and they're like i can do what i do because of foreplay yeah i think it would people would have found it eventually we just happen to be the first ones to do it yeah do because of foreplay. I think people would have found it eventually. We just happen to be the first ones to do it. Well, of course.

People would have found America eventually. Christopher Columbus. There's something to be said for being first. Golf and the internet both existed for quite a long time before you and Riggs. What a bad example that was. I couldn't have picked a more third rail example. Oh, yeah. I actually disavow that example. Did you know about the Vikings?

No, the TaylorMade deal, though, probably was the one where that was a big brand to jump into this world. And I think it took a little bit of convincing where it was like, obviously, they have the Tigers and the Rorys and the Scotty Shefflers and the Tommy Fleetwoods. Our pitch was basically to be relevant for guys like that and i get that they're like having guys like that you have to have as a golf equipment company because it's pedigree it's like oh that's what rory uses whatever but for them to be relevant to a degree is like you got to play well in a golf tournament then you're on tv and if you win then you're getting all this publicity we were like we're relevant every day we're doing a podcast we're. We were like, we're relevant every day. We're doing two podcasts a week.

We're posting on Twitter all the time. It's like, it sounds insane or did sound insane at the time. We're like, treat us like a tailor-made athlete. And we are going to post every single day because our world is different than theirs. I also would venture to guess, and maybe I'm looking into it too much, but I'm thinking if I was a golfer and i watched trent break 100 and then break 90 and like get better yep with these clubs i would probably be more inclined to be like you know just because i buy rory mcelroy's clubs doesn't mean i'm gonna play like him true but it's like

what did trent do to get from 100 to 98 like he practiced and he worked into that but he also got these tailor-made clubs you know what i mean there's there's like a relatability to you guys 100 i think we realized that after like once we started we were further into the tailor-made deal where it was like yeah i'm using more forgiving irons i'm using a more forgiving driver my putter yeah it's it is it's the relatability of it where it's, I mean, again, Rory is Rory, so you've got to have him in there, and it's cool to see the clubs that he's using. But you're probably, if you're 98% of the population, you're probably going to be using the clubs that I'm using

or that Frankie's using or that Riggs is using. It's a weird sport because it's like people, I've always said this about golf and sex are two things people just expect to be good at, and they really have no business being good at either of them. That's true. You expect to just be able to have sex like a porn star and golf like a golfer. And it makes no sense to me. Both of these things are wildly hard. They're so difficult.

Right? Very much so. Like, you don't, nobody puts on, like, Jordans and is like, I'm going to play like Michael Jordan. It's like, I like the way they look. I look like him, but they don't expect to play like him. Golf is one where it's like, you're on the same course, you're doing the same things, and like, these golf clubs will affect your play. And I don't know. know it's just an interesting i don't even know if they

thought of it that far or if they were just like these guys are on the internet every day and we're gonna get a lot of exposure but i think that that deal works in a lot of different ways for all parties involved they ended up setting it ended up setting like setting the market to a degree like callaway signed all these people like all the club companies the dominoes started to fall where all these youtube brands that are that are on there with us all have these club deals now. So it's – listen, you never want to be – honestly, like you never want to be the people who are like, we were first. So we need – like that doesn't end up getting you anywhere. That doesn't – the credit that you think you deserve, that doesn't translate to people being like, oh, I like those guys.

You still have to put out great content. You still have to be interesting. You still got to think of good ideas. As much as you want to be like, oh, yeah, no, yeah, that was us first, and that's why everybody's doing it now. That doesn't end up getting you anywhere. The worst thing is to be too – you could be too early. You know what I mean?

Yeah. That really sucks when it's like, oh, I was doing that, and there just wasn't a market for it. Right. And then you weren't doing it at the right time. I think being first is one of those things you don't want to – you want other people to say it about you. You don't want to be the guys being like, well, actually, we were first.

But you're right. It's like if you're not still doing it, who cares that you did it five years ago, six years ago, ten years ago if you're not still doing it today. And the fact that you guys are doing it on the level you're at – so I guess YouTube golf is kind of a thing, like a phrase that I'm hearing. Very much so. Right. Yeah.

And they were saying like Tiger Woods has never done any youtube golf until this like that is some resume type shit maybe you don't care about that whatever but i think being like we were the ones that got the greatest of all time to dip into this world like we married tiger and the internet i think is like i i think it's the best the biggest content achievement at Barstool. That's, I appreciate that. What we, the way we look at it is I'm sure there's people out there who are seeing the video who are like, Oh, they're TaylorMade athletes. Tiger's a TaylorMade guy. So that makes sense that he would do a video with them. But what it really is for us is it's, it's been seven years of circling this guy and sort of doing the right things,

kind of being state-run media for Tiger Woods. North Korea, let's go. I think that's something that is missed by people. We're like, Tiger's beloved now. When you guys started, he was hated. Not that he wasn't beloved, but at least in this office, and there were definitely parts of you that were like, he's done. And he was controversial, somewhat hated by certain people

and definitely thought of as done. He was barely playing, obviously hadn't won the 2019 Masters yet. We were in the abyss with him where he had won the 2008 US Open and then he hadn't won a major in 10 years. And you're like, holy shit,

we're just going to defend this guy because we think it's going to happen. We put all of our chips on down and being like, he's going to win again. And thankfully he did. And yeah, it wasn't, I mean, Tiger is so transcendent and such a huge star that he was always going to have fans,

but it was certainly on the back end. It was the back, yeah. I'm not trying to paint it worse than it was. He wasn't disliked. And it really, maybe my mind is just remembering The Office. I remember going to sit with you two. You two were watching in the recliners in the old office. And it was so over the top of people being like, he's done.

And I could see Riggs, I think, getting actually mad. And I was like, I'm just going to go sit with him and be a Tiger guy. Because it felt like no one else was a Tiger guy. I remember being on radio like, say it. Say he's done. Say it. You guys are stupid. You're wrong. And they wouldn't do it, and it paid off.

So there was that part of it. And I'm sure he took note at some point. Somebody's in his ear being like, maybe you haven't watched personal radio recently, Tiger, but I can tell you that these three guys were like the ones championing you at the at your worst at your lowest so that's what it was and i like i don't think tiger's paying attention but his guys that's kind of their job is to know what's going on and so we kind of would circle their inner circle at these tournaments where it's like we've got nowadays we got very close with joy lakava who was his ex caddy what was his caddy through all this stuff.

We play golf with him. We get drinks with him. Getting close to the people around him was important, and it sounds crazy, but that was kind of the job. It was like, you're never going to just get Tiger. You've got to get around him a little bit, make people feel comfortable. We trust these guys. These guys aren't trying to fuck you over.

Think about Tiger's life. Tiger has lived the most interesting life probably of all time people fucked him over it's been it's been a wild ride for him so he kind of probably just wants people around who he knows aren't gonna fuck him over who are nice and that was us we were at you know we met him for the first time at pebble that was a huge deal and that was if you watch the video back that's where you stationed that's where you stationed yeah if you watch the video back you can's where you stationed? That's where you stationed, yeah. If you watch the video back, you can see right at the very beginning, Joey LaCava points over to us and goes, those are your guys. Again, Tiger's just Tiger's Tiger, man.

We're still talking about Tiger Woods. This guy just can do whatever he wants all the time, certainly does not have to talk to a bunch of podcasters. Could blow right by us, and it would make the most sense in the world. And he'd still go, oh, Tiger just walked by us. Yeah, Tiger lifted his leg and pissed on us. So to have Joey LaCave and then his right-hand man is this guy, Robbie Mack, who goes everywhere with him.

If you now see Tiger nowadays, you see Robbie Mack, and he's just everywhere with him. He's his best friend. He's all these different roles. So we kind of got close with those guys, and it's been seven years. We've been doing that. State-run media, get around him be like good to his people basically just be like we're tiger guys i get that we're media that's sort of the

funnel we get put in because we have a podcast we're on youtube blah blah blah but we're really just huge tiger guys right and we just want to like get close to him and get near him and do videos with him and be a part of his world and it took six seven years and then taylor made the deal that helps and everyone at taylor made the deal that helps and everyone at taylor made has been so good about like we've been floating like we want to get tiger like literally give us two minutes with him that it's going to make our whole entire year so this taylor made media day this last one in october they gave us time with them and that's the video that came out of that but it's been a longer track than people probably think and i'm

not expecting people the people who see that video to understand that. But we know that it's like, this is a big accomplishment for us because it has been a long road. Also, for every person, I'm sure at times, like, all you do is dick ride Tiger. How come you never criticize him? How come you're always positive about him? And it's like, I'm not here to be the fucking like journalist police of golf i like tiger and look how much it paid off now he you know now he's hitting dry out driving us from his knees and fucking we have you know get a billion views and we're you know making a video

with golf's greatest one of sports's greatest figures and it's because we decided to just not like jump on on it you know jump on his back when he fucking crashes his car or gets caught with this or does that, whatever. We just rode for the guy, and now it paid off. And that's the beauty of this place, right? Where you can do that. There's no expectation of journalism. It's actually the opposite.

We've all been here long enough, we were talking about it, where that wasn't even a part of it. It was all just find the funniest thing. What do you like and find the funniest thing, write about it, tweet about it where that wasn't even a part of it it was all just find the funniest thing yeah what do you like and find the funniest thing write about it tweet about it whatever and like i said when you sort of barcelona has adapted in a way where you start to go into these different avenues where you get into a world where the expectation is journalism and we're like no no we're still not going to do that we have a big enough platform and we're in these worlds but we're still just going to act like fans. Totally. People turn up their nose to that. Why would

you stop? That's what's working. Years ago, we went to war with old man media. At the President's Cup in Australia, we shook Tiger's hand and we were giddy schoolgirls after. The whole old guard was like, this is so embarrassing. All they do is make it about themselves.

We were like, we do different jobs. By the the way there's a place at the table for everybody you guys can still do your long pieces very serious journalism but you got to understand that there is a new world and we are in that world and we're not going to change just because you guys want to type for the typewriter like we are going to do what we want and it and it people like it there's a market for i think this was also like the nail in the coffin. You guys won that war a long time ago. Yeah. But there's always a way for them to wiggle out of it.

They didn't do like, oh, sure, whatever. Their podcast succeeds, but they don't do this. They don't do that. And eventually it's like we've checked every box. We make money. We've been invited to this. We're signed by TaylorMade. And also we are are making content

with the greatest ever do it yeah i mean it's what's left you know like you guys should probably fucking retire yeah no it's it feels good except i'm sure there's just so much money rolling in i how you doing these days big daddy i'm all right i don't know but golf is such an interesting sport and you john you always tell the story about how early days barcelona you would get emails from people being like make a golf towel make this and that and you guys i would laugh we'd yell at her and i got another one that was fucking i don't understand the logic yeah and everybody golfs and just – a lot of people buy merch, and it's – I go back in my head. I'm like, if I gambled, it would have been a better career.

If I golfed, it would have been a better career. All these things that, like, most guys do. I just – I don't have that vice. I don't care for that sport. Fuck. God damn it. Yeah. Yeah, and this – Barstool, the platform is so crazy and so great,

and, like, it's a little bit of both. Like, we've obviously worked so hard, but Barstool's got this huge audience. It's always been that way. And we just have a thing that people really like. I pose the question to him. Rank these three points in time, these three moments of importance for Trent. Number one, in no order, getting arrested. Number two, Iowa-Michigan football game to bring him to New York City.

Number three, the Tiger video. And what I said to him was it's the meme of the guy putting the block down. Yeah. Me getting arrested is the first block. One shot of Rumpelman's led to. Because this is so long ago now, and I'm sure there's still people from that time who follow, but i was hated i was incredibly disliked on the internet on the blog like everywhere g guy where like when you started blogging it was like commenters will decide your

fate and and everybody's gonna there's the people that fans like and the people that fans don't like and it really does not have any rhyme or reason about talent or funny. It's just like, they don't like the way you look, they don't like the way you talk, they don't like, whatever. And at that point, Trent and Iowa, it was just, people were just fucking hating on you. I was in the barrel, man.

I was just in it. I remember thinking you were going to get fired for the arrest. Not for the arrest, but that day when you were blogged. Right. But I didn't remember you being hated. The reason why we thought he was going to get fired is because it was noticeable.

And we all were terrified and we all blogged every day. But Trent blogged every fucking day from Iowa. Like, you know, the whole story, if you don't know it, Trent wanted to sell t-shirts for his like small like local blog dave took note that this like random guy just had his own like independent thing going and so he was like fuck it like we'll just have this iowa branch when meanwhile he was trying to do philly and and boston and new york and chicago so iowa didn't really like fit the bill but he was whatever, this guy is doing his thing.

And then it became like people hating on Trent and they didn't like him and he didn't deserve the job. And then one day, no blog at like 9 a.m., no blog at 10 a.m., no blog at 1 p.m., no blog at like 4 p.m. Yeah. And I remember being like, did he just goodwill hunting it? Did he just disappear? Did he fucking – is something wrong? Is he dead? Did he just disappear? Did he fucking, you know, is something wrong? Is he dead? Did he kill himself?

Did someone kill him? Closer to that. And then we find out, you know, we see the mugshot eventually. I don't even remember how we all eventually found out. Dave got it first. I'm sure, right? I don't know how. I still don't know how he did it.

Yeah, I got shit-faced at Moose McDuffie's with my Uncle Jack off Rumpelman's. St. Lunatics came on. There's the tweet out there that was like, St. Lunatics just came on. I'll see you guys Monday. It was a Thursday. Yeah, I just got shit-faced literally across the street from my apartment. All you needed to do was make like 20 steps.

Oh, yeah. It's people who know can't believe how short of a distance it is. Yeah, I got arrested. Public in-talks. And then, yeah, Dave got the mugshot first somehow. And I was just like, fuck, man. I'm sure that Dave has it.

Did he blog it first or talk to you first? He blogged it. Right away? Oh, yeah. Without even talking to you? So you obviously don't have your phone when you're in jail.

And I was so drunk. You got to blow under. In Lynn County, you got to blow under a certain amount before they let you out. And I was shit-faced. So it took forever.

I didn't get out until 6 p.m. the next night. Didn't you say you were pretty much fine and the cops were like, we can't, sorry, bro, you keep blowing.10 or whatever. Oh, yeah, when you're in there. It's not like you were sloppy drunk. You're just sitting there like, I could go home right now, but they're like, no, you can't.

And I just wanted my phone because at that point you're like, I've been away from my phone for almost 24 hours. Which in our world is like you're dead. At that time especially, nightmare. If it was any other reason, you would have been fired. If it was like I was at a party, I was at a wedding, I lost my phone, I got drunk and whatever. Because it became content, it was funny. You got fired.

You got arrested. I think Dave was like cool. But in those days, if you just missed a whole day of blogave was like cool so but if you like in in those days if you just like missed a whole day of blogging maybe not fired but you would be like in fucking trouble i opened my phone when i've got it and an email from dave that said where are you like why aren't you blogging and then i i'm like i mean i have the the anxiety and the fear you have so hung over getting out of jail just like I gotta tell your shoelaces aren't in I didn't have my

I lost my glasses they were gone and it was raining I live pretty close to downtown in Cedar Rapids at the time and that's where the jail is didn't even call a cab

and it was pouring rain I was like I don't deserve a cab I'm just gonna walk home like a sad puppy and it was bad so I emailed Dave back like fuck

I got arrested last night. This whole story. You told him right away? Told him right away. Yeah. The whole story, blah, blah, blah, emails me back immediately and just says, make sure you blog it. That was it.

That was the only thing he said to me. And then I think I blogged it, and he then got the mugshot, and he blogged it. That is bad. Okay, so you had blogged first that you were arrested. I think so. And then he blogged the mugshot. If I had to guess, I'm thinking the Barstool Network was big enough at that point that, like, somebody sent it to – somebody – there's a stoolie in the Iowa jail system.

You know what I mean? For sure. But that also was a little bit before, I think, maybe not. I think it was a little bit before we were, like full-blown reality show of like our personal lives. You know what I mean? I mean, Milton definitely was. Yeah, but I'm saying something like this. Like KFC, you might have still – no, you were Kevin Clancy at that point.

I mean, you were still on the blog, KFC. Yeah, that's my point. Being like a story about – Like Big Cat was not Dan Katz. No. Big Cat was still like – we. No. Big Cat was still, like, we were still, like, debating about being, you know, we were, I think we were doing, like, Google Hangouts, and his square was, like, a cartoon of a cat. No, we only did that twice. I'm 99% sure we did that twice, and then he went, he's like, I'm coming full time.

But, yeah, so we were, like, still hiding kind of names and identities or like personal stories weren't like quite out there at least not for everybody Dave I'm just saying that that I probably would have been like oh man am I going to be in trouble like with my boss for getting arrested or not blogging

and he probably was like this is what I've always dreamed of having people getting arrested and people fucking you know I probably would have tried to get away with him not knowing. I probably would have gone like hospital. I don't know. I obviously don't know what I would have done. I don't know if I would have come right out and been like –

But now you would know that like being arrested is like this is a good thing. That's kind of my point is like at that point I don't know how much we knew that like – like I think about I would love to get arrested for something minor and have a good mug shot, get some publicity out of it. So I'm sure at the time you did not think that. I'm sure you're banged up and embarrassed and like, oh my god, what am I doing? But in hindsight, that was the first moment. The second moment is he didn't get invited to New York, which that was a big thing. We're moving to New York and some bloggers were going to come and some bloggers weren't.

And getting left off was like, fuck. That brutal i'm sure i'm sure both you guys had to go through that right and you you came along right at first it was like you could come if you if you i came right away but he before he told me he's like you don't have to come to new york and i was like uh yeah i do i know right i remember him that was crushing crushing i remember he called me he was calling everybody and telling everybody. And it's so funny. Going back to that time, it's like, you think of it now, it's just part of the history of this company where, oh, everybody moved to New York. But we were all just in different places.

And it was like, we're just going to build this thing, and I don't know where it's going to go. Everybody moving to New York was a huge deal. Bro, I remember being like, I'll probably pop into the office here and there, like i work from home you got like i have my life here already you guys are coming here like i'll be in and out like and not realizing that it's like no this is going to become like a content house um so like it was a yeah it was a big time he called me and he told me and i was like damn like i almost didn't even process it in the moment and then did you think like oh for sure i'm going or like i just thought i think i did think that i was gonna go i just figured we were all going yeah i was shocked and he was yeah and then i'm sure there was just at that point like

we if you know you live in new york i gotta pay new york rates and prices and all that sort of shit and yeah he called me and then we hung up and then like two hours later i called him back and i was like i want i want to come to new york like i think this is going to be a big deal yeah i really want to be a part of it still said no and then yeah i was just sort of like how long between that and the game it was a while yeah it was a few months because it was yeah he i was in limbo for a while i remember being like i'm fucked. But it was that season, right? I remember Dave, the talk with me was before he moved to New York. But he moved to New York way before everyone else did. He did, yeah.

Because we thought the office was going to be ready. So he came and sat in front of me and Milton was like, but he hadn't moved yet. So he moved in like May, and I think we all moved in August. Okay, that's right. And I would guess it was that season, towards the end of that season. But I think he told us, I forget when the churn deal broke. Yeah, that was like May.

The other thing, too, about all this, the time, the way time feels now to the way time felt back then. Like the fact that I was in Iowa for three years doing blogging felt like ten years. Now I've been in New York for for seven and it feels like two years like those first three years for me working at barstool the longest most stressful most fun like most rewarding but i remember looking back now or i think back now like that was only three years because you we worked around the clock yeah and we were nervous to see the phone ring and miss a story i mean it was like it was the most toxic and like hardcore you know version of a of a cushy job obviously for sure we were that those were those were some stressful years and then but yeah iowa wins and what what game was that just a regular season regular season game night game at kinnick but michigan was so

good that year what was the the spread? Do you remember? I don't even remember. Like ballpark. Was it like 17 points? I don't think Iowa was ranked. I think Michigan was two or three in the country. So it was. I remember you were on Periscope, correct? That was Periscope.

Yeah, Periscope. Periscope watching Trent, watching that field. It was a field goal, right? Winning field goal go through. And being like, you know, he's going to New York. But even better than that was the Barstool Idol performance he had. Comes through the door, elevator door opens up. We've got one more contestant for Barstool Idol to try to win a contract at Barstool.

New York, New York is playing. Big Daddy Trent walks in with this strut, like a wrestler coming to the ring. I was so nervous and he was like i believe i deserve the barstool contract uh because i work here already so good i gotta give a shot your way to the office yeah that because and i was we were talking earlier today kevin but i was saying on the rundown the monday after the io game i think david said on the rundown like i just meant he could come visit i didn't say i was like So then I got to give a huge shout out to office manager, Brett, who booked my flight from Cedar Rapids to New York on Erica's card without asking her.

He was like, you got to come here. You got to come do this. He went rogue. I flew to New York, did the Barcelona thing, and then moved a couple months later. Yeah, the Iowa game, and people ask me all the time, like, would Dave have really not moved you if Iowa hadn't won won that game and i genuinely think may have happened later but maybe not i think if you had like with you if you somehow did something else to really earn it he would have but like if it was just the same thing i think you would have just been like no he's very

he's not like he doesn't want to fire ever, but he doesn't get like emotional about like giving out extra in any way. Like if you started golf in Iowa and it worked fine like then, but I think he would have just been like, no, like you're good doing what you do. He's in Iowa, yeah. Yeah. But then – and then this Tiger thing is more of a moment – like you could probably argue that there's a bigger moment. I would say when you guys were golfing in the snow, foreplay went viral.

When you had the TaylorMade, when you, uh, like, when Frankie joined. There's other moments along the way where you guys probably grew more, but this feels more like a, like a stamp on the, not the end of it, because you guys still have so much more to go, but just like, like I said,

there's no more argument, there's no more debate. The old guys, you know, the bums have lost. The revolution is over. You guys win. So I guess you have to wait to see what the reaction is. But people will know you from this video. People in the golf world, oh, yeah, you roll with Tiger.

So maybe we'll see what the reaction is coming. But those to me are like the three moments that I think will be Trent's career. I agree. I think this will end up being the biggest thing that we certainly have done and who knows where everything goes but it all the little breaks all the little bounces are so important whether it be the the blizzard New York City where a time magazine photographer just happens to be out there like that was when things were still people forget too and I give a ton of credit to Riggs for this, where it was a battle in the office. Dave, like golf, he was like, golf is not a job. The job is being in the office and blogging

and being a part of this thing. We're trying to go to, like I remember, went to TPC Sawgrass to film a video. Boondoggle. That was the start of the Boondoggle Boys. And Dave called us on radio. First thing he said to me was, no blogs today, Trent. And I felt my fucking heart in my toes

and i wanted to die because blogging was king still back then we're sort of going to podcast and you guys were obviously on the forefront of podcasts podcasts were still starting to become a thing but it was very much be in the office blog be a part of this reality we're in florida filming a video that i don't even think we ever put out, and Dave's like, what the fuck do you guys think you're doing? And Riggs fought that battle almost every day for years, and he was great at it to the point where we finally broke away, started doing more videos, and we got to that point. But going through that fire was a lot. That transitional period of, like, nowadays people,

we have a list of the top 20 bloggers, I think, and I think it's a mix of, like, how many blogs and how many clicks you got and all that. We didn't even do that in our time because it was just known we'd all have like a million. Yeah. It was just infinity. Well, I mean I was – I don't know. You wrote 20 and I wrote 18 and you wrote 12.

You wrote 15. It was just like there's just – we never had to count because we knew everybody was blogging all the time. So all of a sudden, the very beginning of alternate media was like, well, now I – he's still doing 15 and you did zero today because it's like holy shit. But Dave very much like did not understand the idea of making content like that regularly or the idea of like seasons. Like I'm filming all this and it's going to come out later. Like think yp kind of got fucked on that where he's like what are you doing all day it's like it doesn't come out yet i'm working on it now right nowadays all this stuff is accepted because we basically have become hollywood we become entertainment some people have tv shows some people have seasons some people have long form short form in the office out of the office but at that point when you're when everyone else is still just clicking away and you're like, oh, I golfed today, it was like, what the fuck?

But I also – I mean, it's kind of crazy. I think you should have the foresight to understand. No, but at the time – If you're building a golf brand, you've got to golf. At the time, Dave was right because we didn't have the brand. It was just two guys that he knew as bloggers who were just like, what is this going to become? Like be in the office because –

It's not like basketball bloggers go play basketball. Right. And that old office really was cooking where it was like if you're here, things are going to happen and it's going to be the best content we'll ever put out. Just getting yelled at or getting into arguments. That whole – that melting pot of those early New York days were incredible. Yep. So to think that we would like, oh, let's go do these golf videos

that were not sponsored at the time, that there was no real foresight, even from us. We were just like, I think we can try this and see if it works. I think you guys kind of were boondoggling. Maybe. Were you guys being like, if we stick to this course, we will be a multi-million dollar brand one day? No, absolutely not. We could probably, like Dave's going to yell at us, but we could probably get away with this.

I don't know. I don't think we were that boondoggled. You and Frankie were always pretty like, I'm scared of Dave. I mean, everybody is. But I think Riggs was more like, I don't know. If Iowa doesn't win that football game, Riggs doesn't come to New York,

maybe Trent doesn't come to New York, maybe Riggs never finds his golf partner, and maybe Riggs is't come to New York, maybe Trent doesn't come to New York, maybe Riggs never finds his golf partner, and maybe Riggs is just still doing political content. And all of his hair is falling out, and his lace is melting, he's still talking about Donald Trump eight years later. He's like, he's two years divorced

from Hope Hicks. Exactly. I think in the beginning there was a little bit of boondock. Maybe. No, we're very, even with all that said, like we still – like I get that people probably hate us. There's a certain percentage of people that hate us because our job is golf, which I get. There's still a part of me where I'm like – You mean like here or – No, no, no.

I mean on the outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still think it's – Yeah, you're mad that – It's just like – Some of my friends always go like, why isn't it not me? I honestly told them. I was like – I told you guys to do – like's just like – Some of my friends always go like, why isn't it me? I honestly told them. I was like, I told you guys to do –

I have a bunch of funny friends. When I first started, I was like, if you guys want to try to get in the mix, you should do this. And I was like, none of you did it. You guys probably could have done it. You didn't. We have worked very hard, but there is an element of luck to all of it. Always. Just even the beginning where Dave's seeing my email for some reason when I sent him my blog originally.

From that day on, I'm just like, I'm'm just gonna do whatever i can think about that would open up an email and take the time to read someone else being like i need advice about selling t-shirts for not you for myself that was back i don't know that was back when it was just a tips email it was only a tips email it wasn't like whatever dave's email is now it didn't go right to him it was sending to you guys in boston being like oh is this a tip for a story i remember i the only like logical thing that i did i think it was smart was i put t-shirt question as the subject of the email and t-shirts a merch was so important back then it still is very important i figured dave if he's

going to click on one it would be like oh this guy he wants a t-shirt welker fuck something up but then he read it i remember he was in turks and cacos he was like i think that's where he was he used to go there right yeah he definitely went there he um he was like i'm in turks and cacos i read the blog like let's talk on monday and just that like from then on out it's like it's it's hard work but it's a lot of luck. Were you like, what? Oh, my God, dude. I was just asking for like. I was a huge, huge Barstool fan. Huge fan of you guys. It's weird when you read it for fun and then it's like, wait a minute. Now I'm going to do it?

I remember when I got hired and you on KC Radio with Super Producer BC were talking about like, well, we hired this guy, Millmore, who is great, but he was making those cartoons at the time. And you're like, well, this guy is going to be. Barst is gonna be barstool shorts yeah barstool shorts millmore is incredible and then we got this fucking guy trent from iowa and i was like my life is is becoming far more different than i am and yeah it was yeah it was when i what's that you were doing security because security i was listening to your podcast in the guard shack like my life is about to change and then i've said I've said it before, but as long as I can pay rent, I don't give a fuck. I really don't.

We all cited that. Like, the question was kind of like, what moment in your career, blah, blah, blah. And it was like, once I knew I can do this for a job, once I got like $50,000 a year, and I was like, I don't know what else might come of it, maybe nothing. But if I can just keep doing this and I don't have to go back to that, I'm happy. Because here's the thing. The rest is icing on the cake. I'm really just a guy.

Yeah. You know what I mean? That works. I'm just a guy. But you're just a guy to an extent. Like I agree 100%. But like knowing you, you're not just a guy. But no, no, no.

It's like in our hearts. I know a lot of guys. In our heads, people like us like saw the opportunity and ran with it. Or even didn't consciously do it, but did it. Got lucky. Whatever. There was a little something extra. But at heart, we are just dudes.

I agree with that. If this disappeared somehow, I think the three of us would be like, I don't know, well, I don't know, you want to watch a movie or something? Right. You know what I mean? It wouldn't be like, what? It would just, we're just guys. I'd be like, oh, we got away with it for so long.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, this should have happened ten years ago. And it's really, it's a credit to Dave, that Dave is, he's. But I don't think Dave is a dude. No, I'm. I mean, he's a dude, but I think certain people are like stars, and I think certain people are like, we're just, we're just dudes. Dave is.ave is meant to be like an icon dave is a superstar like i i genuinely believe that he was no matter what he did he was going to get to this level right and be this

influential and all that shit but it's a credit to him where i all the other like i have no college education i have none of that i don't have degree. And if you were probably starting a media company at that time, like there were people doing it, you had to go. You had to have a journalism degree. Dave was always looking for funny people, and that was it. It didn't matter what your credentials were. And I think that is a big part of why this place is so different. It's a huge part of it.

Did you have a moment with Dave where the boondoggle shit stopped and he was like, okay, this is legit? Or did he just stop bothering you? Did you ever have a moment where he was like, wow, foreplay is fucking killing it? No, we never had that moment. It was just like, I'll leave you alone. He kind of leaves you alone. I will stop terrorizing you when you get out of the office.

I'm 10 years in. I'm still scared of the hammer, and he'll still bring it. He's not afraid to still bring it. I mean, what was the last time he brought the hammer on you guys? For what? Oh. It's not even like real things. It's like a sponsored thing or something.

Maybe. It's never going to be like, you guys have carte blanche for the rest of your life to do whatever you want with content now. I guess. But I also work, I've also worked very closely

with a guy who was Dave's right hand guy for six or seven years who has the most anxiety about it ever so i sort of we both feed into each other and i think it's a smart way to do it like i think still having that fear to a degree yeah i mean i i remember we all still do too yeah i was with you guys the day they brought the company back and we were golfing yep and the fear and it goes like i think the day started with, it might even have been Frankie. I knew we were golfing that day, and I think I called Frankie.

I forget exactly how it went down. And I was like, yo. You were doing the video with Frankie. Yeah. Right. Frankie wanted to cancel it. Right. You guys were talking about it.

Frankie wanted to cancel it. No, no, no. We were talking about it. I think you guys were talking about it. Frankie wanted to cancel it. No, no, no, no. We were talking about it. I think you guys should be in the office. That's right. And Frankie was like, this is the only time we can film this one thing. It was you. That's right.

And I was surprised by Frankie in the morning on the phone call. I was like, he wants to do this still. I thought Frankie would be so scared. And then we get there. And I don't know if maybe Frankie didn't process everything on the phone call. And then he was like oh fuck and then you and I taking the train we took the train together and we're talking about it like this is crazy

oh the fear is always going to be there and I think that's an essential part of this place I think there's nothing wrong with that I don't think there's a lot of lines of delineation of where you are as a blogger. Were you in Milton?

Were you pre-Chernin? Were you pre-Erica? All these different things. I think it comes down to are you afraid of Dave or are you not? Like in terms of will you have success here or not? No, just like which boat are you in? If we had to just divide this up and we're going to do one giant contest or something, what's a way

we could divide it up? It would be like, who are all the guys who just have a deep-rooted can't-shake-it, need-therapy, fear of Dave? I'm a pre-churning boy. I'm scared. The other day, I was watching some content. It was like a clip of Grace and Brianna. Grace and Brianna.

They were talking about Dave. They were like, let's just call him and figure it out. They were like, yo, Dave,. I always do that. Grace and Brianna. And they were like talking about Dave and they're like, let's just call him and like figure it out. And they were like, yo, Dave, why'd you do that? And I was like,

I would never dream to do that. Never. If I, if it was on, I think we were just talking, I think it was on radio when I was hunting

with Sydney, Ed, and Don. We were driving back to the airport after hunting and I was talking about a text Dave sent me or something like that, and Sydney goes, how do you?

Oh, no, we're talking about how Dave sends emails with just subject text. And Don, he's like, oh, I got one of those ones, blah, blah, blah. And Sydney's like, wait, how do you communicate with Dave? And we're like, we don't really, but when we do, he sends a subject line email, and that's about it. How do you communicate with Dave? She's like, I just FaceTime him. We were like, what? You just FaceTimed Dave?

That's wild. I did not know that was coming. Not in a million years. I thought she was going to say phone call. FaceTime him? Hey, Dave. Got a minute? No.

No, I mean, like, you didn't put a gun in my head. Now, we let our contracts expire here. Before we talked. We almost did that, too. We got pretty close. And there's also a part of it where he is a pretty, like, in terms of, like, communication like that, he's probably more normal than we're letting on. We're just scared of him.

Like, I think if you, like, especially you, Kevin, and probably all of us, if we called him, he would pick up and be like, what's up? I was going to say, actually, in the last, like, month, I've had a few phone calls with him. Very normal. Aside from anything, like, it's just been a nice talk. No, it's like, I don't know, you know, eventually your abusive dad stops hitting you. And he's just nice to you.

We were, like, laughing at some point. I was like, me and Dave was on the phone laughing right now just nice to you. We were laughing at some point. I was like, Dave is on the phone laughing right now. This is crazy. What's laughing? This is a guy who, every once in a while, he'll text Frankie or Austin will text Frankie

because Frankie still has the passwords to his TikTok or something. We've pulled over probably 10 cars being like, we've got to figure this out. Text comes in, pull the car over, let's figure this thing out.

Frankie is, there's levels to being nervous around Dave andie's at the highest of levels where he like he will agonize over every word of the tech he was in that world for so long and so close to it yeah yeah yeah i mean that's and he was great i'm so happy frankie joined and like anytime frankie's on this show the downloads are up and i think he rips it and i'm like bro if golf forever whatever reason stops like you got a home over here because you are a great shoot the shit he's a great storyteller he gets he loves the hypotheticals and he loves the the pageantry of like being in content he's also a lot like me like i saw him say his tweet was like i know that i say everything

is crazy and awesome and the best but but this video with Tiger is fucking crazy. He's like me in that sense of everything – we're always hyperbole. It's always the worst thing I've ever seen. Oh my god, I almost killed myself. But that's just my way of saying whether I like something is good or bad, and he's that way. And I think it's just like an energy that he brings. He's always like, are you fucking serious? Or saying crazy shit like he needs the squeegee on the floor. He's just always on another level. i'm very happy he found a home because i mean working under dave is good because you go to these you make money and you go to these things you go to

these events you fly in private jets but eventually it will kill you yeah he i mean it was obviously probably the most stressful thing by the way handles it better than an average yeah austin's kind of a robot i've noticed he's just very like... He's just very even. Very even all the time. Yep. I think that's what you've got to do. You definitely can't

be emotional like Frankie to do it. But I remember him agonizing like, I think I have a thing going on with foreplay, but I can't leave Dave,

can I? I think Dave was actually pretty cool about it in the end. Yeah. I'm sure it wasn't easy, but I think it was better than

Frankie expected. It took probably longer than Frankie thought it was going to to break away. Actually be fully done. And Frankie introduced Austin to that world. They were both doing it, and then Frankie finally passed it over to Austin. So Frankie did it in a smart way. But, yeah, I know we're obviously thrilled that he's with us. He's as much a part of it as me and Riggs are.

And so now you just do this forever, right? I guess. I mean, who knows what happens. And so now you just do this forever, right? I guess. I mean, who knows what happens. Like maybe Barstool implodes one day, something happens. Maybe, I don't know, maybe the PGA Tour comes along and offers you some godfather thing that you can't refuse. Whatever. You never know what's going to happen in the future.

But what we do know is you could just do this until you die. That's a cool thing to be able to – that's a level of security. I'm sure you don't appreciate it because, like we just said, we're always still nervous. But you guys make enough money and are successful enough and are continuing only to rise that I think, A, you'll be able to literally do this until you decide not to or die. And, B, I almost think there's a – you kind of probably have already done it,

but foreplay almost becomes bigger than Barstool in a way where it's just like it's its own thing where especially as as barstool goes on and kind of we don't know where we're going is dave in the mix is he in is he is he not and and what is barstool without dave all these different things you guys are set as foreplay forever but we do do want to be here. Day buying the company back was a big deal. I moved back into the city basically because of that. Because I was like, I want to be in the office more. It did feel like before everyone was very much going off, even more so into their own things where it was like,

this is PMT, this is foreplay, this is chicks, this is KFC radio, where the familial part of it kind of went away. And then when he bought it back, I was like, oh, I want to be around all these guys. I wanted to be, but it felt like you should definitely always be focusing on your brand. And we still do that. But when we're not traveling, I like being here. I've always loved, from the very beginning, even when we were all in different places, being a part of Barstool Sports. I've always loved that and i like again dave hiring me i'm not i would have never got hired anywhere else that that's in that way that's another delineation it's like are you when

you got signed to barstool are you like excited about that or are you just thinking about like your career and what like okay this is good for me i'm gonna make some money i'm gonna grow or are you like fuck yeah i want to be here and i think that that's an important thing to feel because you can't you can make a lot of money and all that shit but do you want to be here or do you view it as like a stepping stone or a means to an end or whatever this is the best place to work as a content creator like i there's just no micromanaging there's none of that it's like if it works it works keep doing it if it doesn't work maybe day's gonna yell you and then it starts to work right right it really it's it's like if it works it works keep doing it if it doesn't work maybe day's gonna yell you and then it starts to work right right it really it's it's the best place so yeah i mean i'm i'm

thrilled i again i feel very lucky that we've built this thing but it's i mean i want to be a barstool forever last thing before i let you go because i'm sure you want to get on radio um you also just have this separate world where you can just travel the country and walk out on stage with chicks in the office and have thousands of chicks just go bananas for you. That's probably the most surreal part of it. That's got to be the best little side gig in the world. It's great.

They just go bananas for you. Yeah. I mean, Rhea and Franna, they're so great. They're just like, do you want to come to the stop? I'm like, absolutely. What are the after parties like for Big Daddy Trent at Chicks in the Office events? I'm also still kind of like, I just want to go want to come to the stop and i'm like absolutely what are the after parties like for big daddy trying to chicks in the office events what are they i'm like i'm also still kind of like i just want to go back to my hotel room but honestly speaking of i actually want to bring this up to you on radio because i was talking to frankie about it i texted you

yesterday about a tv yeah i have so i moved in i moved back into the city to a much smaller apartment my long island apartment was much bigger and I bought a huge TV when I was out on Long Island. It's probably the size of that. It's huge. It's 77 inches. It's huge. But I moved back into the city, and now my apartment is so much smaller

that I feel like I'm on the front row at a movie theater every time I watch TV. I offered that TV up to you, and you accepted it, and then I mentioned it to Frankie, and now Frankie wants it. So you guys, is that all right? Yeah, I said to him, I will take this off your hands, but it feels a then I mentioned it to Frankie, and now Frankie wants it. So you guys, is that all right? Yeah, I said to him, I will take this off your hands, but it feels a little silly giving it to me.

I don't think I'm really, like, top of the list needing it. So if someone else wants it, maybe, maybe, yes, it's totally fine, but maybe say no in case he said he fucking wants it, and we'll just fuck with Frankie a little bit. Well, the thing is, I think he's coming to get it, like, today. He was like, because I told everybody about this except Frankie. i don't know why i didn't even mention it to him but i'm like my tv is too big which again champagne problems but it is too fucking big i got to get rid of this thing and then as soon as i mentioned it to him he's like i'll be there today good i

didn't really want to take it anyway okay i was gonna i was gonna drive i was like i bring my car to the city if you're asking me do i want a fucking movie screen i'll take it but uh but yes you can give it okay frankie's gonna take it um trent ryan everybody i appreciate having me on legend yeah thank you brother you want to run out and do some uh radio before they yeah i think i probably should yeah cool thanks for having me thanks man សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you. Bye.