KFC Radio - Troopz And Zah || Would You Bang a Witch?

Episode Date: February 25, 2021

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I know about you! I've heard about you! When you're done,'re not done Alright let's do it We got We got Troops and Zah

In the building Which we are now Between me and my exploits And the hot water the Troops is in. This is the Cancel Gang. Team Cancel is in the motherfucking building. Trust me. So I had my tiger drama. What kind of hot water are you getting into?

What happened with you? Obviously, we did the podcast and Tottenham are our rivals, isn't it? It's like Boston and New York I believe in green true hooligans they describe it as the Palestinians and oh wow the Jews yeah I think that's that's West Ham and Millwall yeah yeah yeah so this is this is Arsenal and Tottenham yeah so it's on the same kind of lines yeah You get me? So obviously, them lot have been kind of fucking up, as to say. So me and Zar have been bantering it. And there was this girl that she does YouTube content for Tottenham.

She's a Tottenham fan. She does YouTube content. And then she made a video. She's legit? She has a big following or no? Her following's growing. She's doing her thing still. Okay. So she,

she must have done a video, yeah? When like we were absolute shit. And then she was like,

oh, you need, you might need to talk to Brian and Amanda. And like Brian and

Amanda are like, no disrespect like the Jets. None taken brother. No disrespect

taken. It's just facts. So obviously that's kind of wound me up in it's just a lie it's just fact so obviously that's kind of wound me up in it

so a couple times I've like sent little shots at her but nothing like just little banter shots in it

then I sent another banter shot but it's it's kind of this whole time he's very he's measured

his words and he's like it's kind of gone left. You know what? It got away from him. Yeah. That's our phrase here. Sometimes it just gets away from you.

It just went, bro. And then someone's watched my podcast and then they've clipped the clip of where me and Zara are talking about her. So grimy. And then... Just take something out of context. And it's literally called... The account is called Out of about her. So grimy. And then... Just take something out of context. Although I... And it's literally called... The account is called Out of Context.

Yeah, okay. That is the name of the actual account, blood. You get me? And then it's gone out. And what was the clip out of context? So we were just chatting, and I was just like... She's like...

They've been fucking up since she opened her mouth. Maybe someone needs to put something in her mouth you get me and then I said I'm single I put my hands up like not me and then Zar you said you're married yeah I'm married basically and then Zar stepped forward saying I'm single and put his hands up

so volunteering I'd completely forgotten about the part that what's it called because you can see it in my eyes'd completely forgotten about the part that, what's it called? Because you can see it in my eyes on the clip about the... Yeah, when he says he's single, he's kind of like, oh, shit. And then as soon as it clicks, then holy shit, this is what he was talking about. My eyes light up immediately. Can we pull it up, Nick?

And I'm like, I have it for you. I have it for you right here. That moment when you realize sometimes, like, oh, wait a minute. I done did it now. It was... Oh, there we go. You got it. Full screen.

It's gone mad. Yeah, it was too late. We go into that game, three points behind them. Tottenham's form has been shaky. You get me? Since she opened up her mouth, lad. Shit's gone left, lad.

You understand? I think she needs to put something in her mouth, blud. Shit's gone left, blud. You understand? I think she needs to put something in her mouth. You get me? Not from me, though. You understand? I'm married. But someone's going to put something in there. Ha ha ha! Hey, I'm a single as actually. You know what I'm shooting from?

You know what I'm shooting from? You know what I'm shooting from? Quite literally. I'm shooting from New York. Boom! You see, I'm over that. Pow! Goddamn, Cruz missed out. Letting the bombs over.

Yes, I'm glad. Before we move on from them Nando-looking motherfuckers. That is, when you physically are like, oh, shit. I did that recently. I went on the Legion of Skanks podcast. These are comedians who really fucking let it fly. And for the first time in my career, because I'm usually the one putting my foot in my mouth. These guys were so crazy.

I legit was like. You guys just do your shit. If you're doing it, then it must be wild. Yeah, exactly, man. He was in and out like a robbery. So you say this And then The whole show

The backlash starts Yeah And when I said it It was just literally A joke You get me It's nothing like I'm not saying like

They're trying to say like I'm anti-female And all of this I'm like Bro I've been with my girl For like 15 years I grew up with a Bro, I've been with my girl for like 15 years. I grew up with a single mother. I grew up with my mom, my nan,

and me, my mom, and my nan. Doesn't matter, bro. But it don't matter. And even in my tweet, I never said, I could have said like, oh, I grew up with a single mom. I just said like,

yo, I want to apologize to her. Like, I'm a banter man. I banter a lot of YouTubers in the football world. I was bantering her. And the thing with me is that if I don't talk about you or banter you, I don't rate you. So if I'm talking about you, I kind of like what you're doing. Even if you're from the opposition, I kind of fuck with what you're dealing with.

You understand? Like you even said, she's growing her audience. She's doing her thing. So you wouldn't even give her the time of day if she was a nobody and didn't matter. Or I never appreciated the content. So I put out the apology. And then obviously I said I'm going to talk to her behind the scenes as well i'm not just putting it out there for twitter i added her on the timeline as well it weren't like i want to

apologize to mel i added her so she comes up on her she's retweeted it czar hit her up as well i slid in the dms how did she take it she was like because the thing is that she was kind of like um like in the football youtube world we're kind of like Like in the football YouTube world We're kind of like Me and a couple other people We're kind of like At the forefront of it Who's kind of took it to this level

To where I've been Giving the opportunity To come over to America And blow it up That kind of thing So she kind of Used to always Look at us

As inspiration And then because She's kind of from my Kind of same environment Just like another neighborhood, I get a lot of shit because of the way I talk. You get me? They're like,

oh, it's a act. No one talks like that. But then she talks the same way, fam. And she's a gal. She's a female. You get me?

So obviously when I've been going through my trials and tribulations, getting shit from the media, the fucking, when I came in December and met you the first time, I had the fucking Simon Jordan bullshit going on on she's seen me go through all of that and then she was kind of defending man and saying nah big up them man in it like yeah the man they are arsenal but he's from my environment i rate what he's doing in it yeah so when she's seen that now she didn't know whether and it's i don't like it was a joke in it you could tell

i'm joking because i'm laughing yeah because of the malicious there yeah because of the context i used it i like the content that was used she's taken offense to it and i totally understand that you get me i totally understand that like and how old is this girl she's in her 20s you get me she's like mid like 25 26 you get me so she's a big woman you understand doing her ting you get me so obviously that i understand that she's upset and rare tear tear but it was literally just like it was a banter ting you get me and we thought nothing of it because we put it out there we could have chopped it out but we just thought like we're just bantering rare tear tear but

then me and her what's rare tear tear like etc etc okay. So, you get me. So, me and her spoken in the DMs as well. I apologize to her. She explained to me that, yo, troops, that kind of, that kind of, it kind of hurt, man. Well, hurt her because when she's seeing, like, she's bigging me up and then I'm kind of sending, she's kind of like, whoa, like, understand? That's kind of a cheap shot to say, you get me?

So, I was explaining to her, like, nah, it's nothing like that. Like, I'm making you know if I talk about you, I rate you. If I don't talk about you, I don't give a fuck what you're dealing with. You could be doing mad numbers, like. It's not a numbers thing to me.

I respect your content. That's things that, like, I think, like, MJ used to say, like, if I don't fucking trash talk you, I don't give a shit about you. Yeah, I'm, I just, you, you, you're not even in my radar. You're not even in my radar.

You could not care less about me. Yeah. Because she's a female as well. You get me? That's to show respect to the gal. What's the fan reaction? Are they jumping on you? Yeah, it's bad.

It's 50-50. I've got people where they're like, oh, it's just troops. You get me? That's just how he is. I've got people that think it's funny. But then you've got the other people that are like, nah, cancel him. How can he say this? He needs to go to court.

It's abuse. this, that. And I'm like, I don't see it as that. The environment I grew up in is very raw. You understand? It's very, you have to be like, you have to have a fixed shell to chill with me and my friends. We don't hold back. And that's with the girls as well. Like me and my girl, the way I banter my girl, the way she banters me, I don't think people could And that's with the girls as well. Like me and my girl,

the way I banter my girl, the way she banters me, I don't think people could look at her. What? Yeah. You understand? That's what's tough. It's like you want to go on the internet.

You want to be authentic. You want to be yourself. And that's the thing. I always try to stay true to myself and that's how I've got to this stage. So I don't like to try and slide off them. But then what happens is like not everybody can hang with the way you do things. Yeah. Sometimes I'm too true

and that's in this case it's like you said something that whatever you probably shouldn't have said or it was offensive but in general you're gonna only get to the top by doing what you do if you start to fake it you're never gonna be successful you know what I mean even so the shit I ran into with Tiger

it's an entirely different case where it was like so oh we haven't really talked about it on the show right? That's the thing. Even so, the shit I ran into with Tiger, it's an entirely different case where it was like, so, oh, we haven't really talked about it on the show, right? No, we haven't. Okay, so the Tiger situation was a couple days ago, he gets in his car accident. And we, as always, because we're at a bar, so we're like very first on the scene. The first tweet, the first DM, the first news about it. And so the first bit we heard, and I fucking, you know what hurts in my case? It wasn't a tweet.

It was a DM to Trent that said he broke both his legs. But it was a DM of a tweet. Oh, was it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you send me that tweet? I don't know. You have that tweet? Okay.

So the first tweet that was out there said. And it was like a caps lock breaking colon from a note. I guess it used to be a report or something like that. So like not a TMZ. No guess it used to be a report or something like that. So, like, not a TMZ. No, it added a bunch of other people, which is, like, something fake people do. Right. I saw that tweet.

That's when I was, like, fake. Okay. I see that. So, even more, even better for our case. So, it said, Tiger Woods has been in a car accident and broken both his legs. Something to that effect. So, A, the tweet kind of looks suspect. The person who said it wasn't a major account. He was like a former reporter, I believe, but like

when you add a bunch of other places, you're just trying to get to it. Like TMZ, pick this up. Fox News, pick this up. And, more importantly, over the last 10, 12 years we've been on the internet, I found a couple more. There's eight examples. It was Jay Cutler,

Peyton Manning, Michael Vick, Russell Wilson, Cam Newton, Joe Flacco, Tony Romo all had the same exact headline. Been in a car accident and broke both their legs. And so we're like, yo, we've seen this before. I've fallen for this before. I fell for it with two people. I fell for it with Cutler and I fell for it with Peyton Manning. Right. And so I'm like, yo, I've seen this.

This is a hoax. This is not real. And it's not a thing of like tigers faking it. It's like the internet's faking it. And that was the second thing. So we say it's a hoax. Let the tweet fly right away. And then within minutes, there's the picture of the crash.

The sheriff confirms it. But no one's looking at a timeline and counting like the literal minutes. No one looks at the details. It just looks like my very first reaction after seeing the car crash, after seeing that it's confirmed, no, no, no, no, this is a hoax. So I get where they're coming from. I also get nobody, almost nobody has been on the internet as long as we've been on the internet.

Very few people have been doing it for a decade plus where they've seen all of those hoaxes. So they were like, I don't even get the joke. And I'm like, it's not a joke. I thought this was fake. I didn't wake up as a 32 year old and be like, you know what? Today's the day I'm going to start making fun of tragic accidents. I feel like that's something you start when you're 18 and you continue it throughout life.

I've never done it before. Today's the day I'm going to bash a superstar athlete who's been in a terrible accident. I was just like, hey, guys. The problem with it, too, was Trent was so worried about it. And Trent was so nervous in the office. Then we were like having fun, but also just trying to calm down because we genuinely thought it wasn't real. Like, Trent, chill it.

This has been a thing. You're going to be fine. Tiger's fine. It's not a big deal. I think I was like, because the video had been on my timeline of Tiger playing with Dwayne Wade, which I guess was the day before. But I was like, dude, he was with Dwayne Wade this morning. He didn't break both his legs.

Don't worry about it. Everything was kind of pieced together. It's a fake internet story. Everything happens. And so obviously, you know, that one I guess was pretty bad. I'm so used to this shit. That was one that when I do something, because there are plenty of times I do something I genuinely think is bad. And I'm like, fuck.

I get like hot inside. My face kind of goes numb. I think is bad, and I'm like, fuck. I get hot inside. My face kind of goes numb. I get a flash. I'm like, fuck. I'm like, hot. This sucks. I really fucked up. I stepped in at this time.

I never felt that yesterday. I didn't do anything wrong. I thought an internet hoax of yesteryear had come back, and I was wrong. And for the first time ever, it happened to be correct. It actually literally happened. And I was like, all right. I was wrong and for the first time ever it happened to be correct actually literally what happened and i was like all right that was i was wrong big deal but what what tied it to what you were saying is um one another dude who's kind of been like in our universe pete blackburn tweeted me like um like this is like this is a stupid bit and i was like i explained it's not a bit i just thought it was fake and then he replied and was like, oh, I get it. But like, this is a dangerous game.

And I don't know why. I don't know why you do it to yourself. And and kind of like what you were saying about like you're authentic. You be yourself. It's like, why do I do this? Because it's fucking worked for the most part. Like I fire from the hip. We give our takes.

We react immediately. People like, why don't you wait and get all the facts and do it? And it's like, yes, is that the proper way to handle this and the respectful and the careful way to do it? Yeah. But I didn't build all this by being careful. I built all this by just, you know, I think, I react. I thought I was actually using, like, my knowledge from the internet. This is just how I operate.

I was just like, I'm right. You guys are wrong. I was very sure. I was just like, I'm right. And guys are wrong. I was very sure. I was just like, I'm right. And we ended up looking very stupid in that case. But being like, I'm right. You're wrong. I'm quick with it.

I'm first on the scene. Where did you tweet it? Off KFC Radio or your personal? My personal. Oh, yeah. So there's a lot of people. A lot of people. And I already have the reputation.

Half a million? Yeah. So it's like 400-some thousand. So people were, it was a lot. But I will say, I have reached the point i realized yesterday yesterday i was like proud of myself yesterday because i am truly unfazed by this shit now i got i got a text from kirk minahan i got a text from my ex-wife i got a phone call from my best friend later that night i had people kept texting me being like i just want to let you know like i love you and i was like every every single one of them i was like

thank you but what's going on like is everything okay like caitlin had texted me you okay and i wrote back like yes are you and then she like got she was doing some work and didn't text back for a while and i was like is everything okay what's going on and all of them were like yeah no i saw the thing on twitter with tiger and i I was like, oh, jeez. Fuck. I thought this was something real. I don't give a shit about that. So I realized I reached the point where I'm actually like, as long as, again, I didn't

do anything actually stupid. In this case, I felt like it was pretty, not justified, but understandable if I explain myself. I was just like, oh. And also, when you're wrong, as soon as I was like, look, I was wrong, hand up. That's the difference. I think that's pretty easy like you want if you still want to be bad you can still be mad well you know what i was wrong it doesn't do anything no like i i i is that there's this woman there's this one woman she's still going on that's all it's never and

that woman whoever she is she'll never stop you could you could can't can't you could you know donate to charity and help wash her fucking feet for her. Do whatever it takes. And she will always hate you. I mean, so what do you think about the delete and the delete? Did you delete your tweets? It wasn't a tweet. It was the video.

So, you know, Dave was like, you should delete those tweets. And I believe in leaving them up, not out of like, fuck you. I don't delete tweets. You want to own it. Yeah. It's like if I fucked up and this looks stupid and you want to be able to quote tweet it and retweet it and be like haha look at this idiot then that's the price that I have to pay he was like no I think you should delete it because people are going to use it against you I was like yeah that I think people

should be able to use it against me but I don't know people but people using it against you I'm I'm okay I'm pro leaving him up in a way where it can't be misconstrued. I wasn't making a joke. So if you're going to be like, look who's joking. I wasn't making a joke. I was calming everyone down. I was like, I'm pretty sure this is not Bridger. I said definitively, this is definitely fake.

Everyone relax. Don't worry about it. Tiger's fine. He's on the course right now. And that's not what I said. That's what I meant in the tweet. And if people wanted to be like, oh, he's making fun of Tiger's injury. I was like, I'm just going to delete it.

I wasn't making fun of Tiger's injury. But if you're going to delete it. I wasn't making fun of Tiger's injury. And if you want to try and make me say something different, it's very clear what I was saying. I'll leave it up. If it's up for interpretation and you can fucking fuck with it and be like, oh, if you can quote tweet it last night at midnight after he got out of surgery. Again, no one looks at the details.

No one's looking at the timestamps. I'm like, well, fuck that. That's not worth it. But, yeah, I mean, I get that. So I deleted it, but I was like, this goes against my... But then I was like, who cares? I have this code that I live by on Twitter and shit.

But then I realized it's just in this Twitter bubble. It's just on the blog. It's not a big deal. And it sounds like he's going to be all right. Broken leg, bad situation. We'll find out, like, why he crashed and all that. There's probably more details to come. And it's like, in that moment, people were acting like he was dead.

Like, you would have thought it was, like, the Kobe helmet had to crash. Because they made the mistake. And I was like, this is fake. They said fucking Jaws of Life, which didn't happen. They did not use Jaws of Life. And Jaws of Life just needs to be renamed, first of all. Yeah, the most dramatic. It's way too dramatic

we use the tool to open the door we couldn't open the door with our hands so we used the tool not the fucking Jaws of Life it's like a glorified crowbar it's a mechanical crowbar it's a crowbar with a little oomph to it we just used the tool to open the door

that sounds less scary and then we talked about critical condition. It doesn't mean critical condition. It means you're in the ICU. It doesn't mean they're using the fucking paddles on you and shit. Yeah, he's in the ICU right now. It got very dramatic really quick. People were literally talking about him dying.

Yeah. I mean, immediately people were saying, if he dies. It was like, if he dies, is this a bigger situation than Kobe? It was like, the man broke his leg. Until there's the actual death. The dramatic breaking of a leg. It was like, if he dies, is this a bigger situation than Kobe? It was like, the man broke his leg. Until there's the actual death. The dramatic breaking of a leg. It was a broken leg. Tom Segura had worse injuries playing basketball.

Tom Segura had worse injuries by himself on a fucking basketball court, man. But Tiger does have this level of like, apparently. You can't fuck with him. Which is funny, by the way, because he's had enough low moments where it's like, I think he should be fair game for almost any kind of person. I think it's just people on the internet are dramatic.

If it was just like Tiger Broke, you could make jokes about it. But for some reason they thought he was dying. I do think it did invoke Kobe memories in a weird way. But who is like the soccer equivalent of that, where it's like if you were to talk shit or go at them, that it would be like, bro, we do not talk about him that way.

Is there anybody? You got the Busby babes. There was a plane crash in Munich when the Man United players, I think they tried to take off three times, and then the third time the plane just crashed I think there was only a few survivors on that plane you had

oh that was yeah like the whole team the whole club got wiped out right 89 right yeah nah nah nah that's Hillsborough

89 yeah that's Hillsborough 89 you had Hillsborough I watched that documentary recently that shit was yeah yeah you're a scoutser

so you got 89 Hillsborough you've got you got France when the bomb went off during the game who was France playing that day

oh shit outside the stadium yeah you got that one that was fairly recently right that was about three years ago

yeah that was about three four years ago there's a couple you got the Matthew Harden Chelsea legend

he died in a helicopter crash oh and then the Leicester City helicopter crash too yeah the Leicester City helicopter crash too. Leicester City helicopter crash. I remember the day after that, or the week after that, the next games, whenever the next games were played, I was at

Spotted Pig? Blind Pig. Blind Pig with you. Oh yeah, yeah. We were there for Liverpool Arsenal, and that was when I first learned that in England, or in Europe maybe, they do a full minute of silence. Not a moment of silence.

Not a full minute. And we were in a bar, like a soccer bar. So everyone was observing the minute of silence. And I wasn't sure what was happening. So I was looking around. I was like, this is fucking eerie. Everyone just kind of standing there at attention waiting to pay respect to the Leicester City owner. And it was like, this is a full silent minute.

Long time. About three hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. city owner and it was like this is a full silent minute long time about three hours yeah they kind of read now they kind of do it like where it would be like 30 seconds of silence

and then people start clapping like towards through the end but back in the day it was full minute silence four? full minute

yeah yeah now they try to they kind of cheer through now they kind of sometimes the minute silence will start and the crowd will just start clapping and then the players will just start clapping.

And then it will just turn into a minute appreciation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I die, don't give me a minute of silence. Give me a minute of clap. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. If you die, we'll just throw you in the trash. That's it.

On to happier and better topics, though. I mean, you boys are killing the game. Thank you, man. You are murdering it, man. Troops and Zah, what they're doing for Barstool and what they're doing with their brand, they are on the rise. They are on a meteoric rise. They are going to the top. That's what Fleischman has done with all of our hair here.

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So it's FleischmanSalon.com, promo code KFC. What a duo, you two, just like, I mean, so you were doing this already. Yeah. But have you blown up more, or are we just now aware of it? Or have you? I think you're aware of it now. Yeah, so you're on the same level you've been

for the past couple of years. Yeah, it's the same thing. We just you're aware of it now. Yeah. So you're on the same level you've been for the past couple of years. Yeah, it's the same thing. We just now... Yeah, if anything, I've just... Yeah, and I've just put Zara onto it as well. Yeah. The wildest thing in this office that I've noticed since... Not even since you guys got here, but just like in the last, let's call it two months, right?

Something like that. Yeah. Is when you guys are streaming, if you walk around the office, you can just hear it echoing. Not from you guys. Just everyone watching it on their computers. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. You can pick it up.

So you walk by the radio room. You can hear you. And then we get to where Jack Mack sits. I pick it back up there. I turn the corner. Marina's listening to it. You don't miss a single word. I mean, we can hear you motherfuckers too yeah but you could everyone's watching on their computer like everyone you know what you guys you know what you did for me

you guys inspired me again because i we've all anybody who covers a team here and as a fan here has done similar stuff where you're streaming a game. We call it the electric chair where you're just going fucking bananas. And I, you know, the first one I did, I think I did like the first real electric chair, and that was like 2015 it was. And those used to be, you know, passionate and crazy and tense, and I would pick out an outfit to wear, and I would, you know, take it like a real thing.

And then we did it for so many years and so many of us did it and I was kind of like, oh, okay, I'll do it. I also didn't have many big games in recent years to watch. But it kind of got old for me and I was like,

I didn't put my heart into it. And then you guys came around and started doing it again where you're like fucking living and dying with every single second and i was like this is what it's supposed to be and like next time i do it i'm gonna do it like i was doing goddamn jets when you guys and i was like i gotta up my game you guys like you made me you made me like you know put some thought into it put some effort into it because i was like this is how

it's supposed to be and this is how you grow and make it like a big deal so hats off to you because it's i mean it is a an experience watching watching the stream i'm sure is amazing watching you do the stream is like watching you know fucking michelangelo paint what's crazy what's crazy is so like for example i mean he's been doing it he's been doing it for longer than i'm than than i've been into it i do that the same shit that i'm at home when the cameras are on yeah for longer than I've been into it. I do the same shit that I'm doing when the cameras are on. The shit that I've been doing ever since 1990. Lord knows when I started supporting it. And that's the authenticity, man.

That's why it works because it's real. That's the thing. People, like, it's the raw emotions. You said, like, you didn't have a lot of big games. It doesn't matter, right? You can do it in the middle of fucking you know for us

exhibition for us every game is a big game that's what people don't get Mets fans do it a lot like a May game on a year

where I know the Mets aren't going anywhere the bullpen blows it in the night thing at the very very end of the game and I go nuts and people are like dude relax and it's like

no no like no fuck you this is a big deal to me like fine you don't have to go crazy about your team but i it changes my whole day my whole week my mood month yeah it just like it's not healthy by the way we are mentally nah it's not and it's harder here because like in england the games are later in it so the day's done yeah how you're 7 a.m here it's like bro And it's harder here because in England, the games are later, innit? So the day's done. Yeah. How are your 7am's? Here, it's like, bro, we got one on Sunday. Yeah, we got one on Sunday.

It's like the whole thing is just shit. I never thought about that. That's a whole life change. So you used to be watching at what time? So like, from like, it's a five hour difference. Five hour difference? So you're watching like in the afternoon. Yeah, so it'd be like from midday onwards

it'd be on. Now it's like 7 a.m. is the earliest. And that's on this side. If I go L.A., it's 4 a.m. L.A. they stay, right?

L.A. the bars stay open for them, right? Yeah. I think here they open early. I think in L.A. we're just going to stay open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if we,

we're going L.A. We're going L.A. We're good in L.A. Like, when we go L.A., I'm just staying awake. Yeah. Because there's no... You can't get up at 4 a.m. Yeah, and then I'll just sleep the rest of the fucking day. Yeah.

Because there's... Bro, there's no point. What are you, a minor? Who gets up at 4 a.m.? That's what I'm saying. Did it for three years. Yeah. I'll be going back to my former life.

Zaha, bro. Serious contract expiring affected a lot of lives. None more than your boy Zaha, serious contract expiring affected a lot of lives. None more than your boy, Zaha. I mean, I don't know how you ended up with that being the case, but Zaha had to, like, produce and engineer every show. Every show, right? It wasn't like, you know, you work on one show. You did, like, you were on the air with me,

but everyone else, you were, like air with me, but everyone else, you were like, you did something for everyone, right? Yeah, so I was the primary on three shows, but anything that happened in that radio room, I'm pretty much involved in. That fucking box, that little box was Zaz, man. Zaz box. That's just spot blood. Yeah.

Well, I feel like you never got enough credit for that, so thank you for that, because that was a couple years of serious where, I mean, there wasn't anybody else up at 4am. The only credit I need is a paycheck. And that came in all three years. We need, we, we all could use that, you know,

that, that mentality is a good one to maintain. He's positive blood. Yeah. I think that's why me and him work. Yeah. Yeah. So,

so you come over here. Uh, I, did you originally plan on just like you wouldn you were going to do this solo dolo, just like you and a producer? And then next thing you know, like, you got yourself a co-host. Yeah, like, when I came, I was like, I had Zar in mind, because I know he's Arsenal.

Me and Zar, like, we kept in contact when I went back in it. So when you came here, you did, like, my show, and you visited a little bit? Yeah. That's when you connected with him? Yeah, and then from then, me and him have back in it. And then. So when you came here, you did like my show and you visited a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. And then from then me and him have been in contact. So when I came over, I kind of like, I said to myself, like, it's up to the people.

I call myself the people champion. So whatever the people want, I give the people. So I brought Zara onto the podcast just as a guest. Yeah. And then the people were like, yo like him still like he's an American who actually knows football you understand because like a lot

that's the thing as well because it's not big out here you lot don't really have the knowledge of it and that's what it is but that's my job now to make it big and make you lot

knowledgeable on it whereas Zar Zar is knowledgeable on it you understand he's in it Mikey's another one Mikey knows his thing you get me

he's deep in it Fights knows his thing. You get me? He's deep in it. Fights knows his thing as well. I don't really know. I know it like a six-year-old. Yeah, you came into it late. But these men are like big cat floats in and out. You get me? He knows the main stuff.

I know the sport more than I know. I know the team and shit more than I know how to play the sport. But that's enough. That's enough. I can play to save my life yeah it's all probably yeah it's all probably

but like even like formations and shit I don't really get it did you play ever? I don't get fucking football formations either like a 4-3 like I know what a 4-3

I guess I know what a 4-3 a diamond nickel I don't shit but like I don't really get that in soccer or in football but like yeah I know the sport

and how it works you used to play though? yeah like up until when? I still play now yeah you play in New York? no I need to find I heard it works. You used to play, though? Yeah. Like, up until when? I still play now. Yeah? You play in New York? No, I need to find...

I heard Mikey plays, so I need to find out where he plays. Yeah, there are places. There's definitely leagues around here. I need a league, man. So, and you are still primarily... Like, when you're putting out a podcast, you're doing a live stream, a video, you're thinking about fans back home? Or fans in America?

Or you don't even think? You're just like, whoever wants to watch it, whatever. Like, are you thinking about, back home or fans in America? Or you don't even think? You're just like, whoever wants to watch it, whatever. Like, are you thinking about what time I got to release it, you know, on American time or England time? Yeah, everything I release off UK. I would stick with that bread and butter, too. Yeah, so I make sure I cater to them. So, like, with the podcast, the podcast will drop at, like, between 7 a.m. and 10 a.m. here. But that will be from, like, midday till 3 p.m. in England.

Oh, that works here too, though, because I feel like people, I don't know about over there, but here people listen in the mornings. So what I was going to say is when I repost the stuff, when I do the blogging and stuff, I keep our crowd in mind. Yeah, okay. That's great, actually. For things like numbers and downloads, you probably get these like double bumps where it's like, all right, these people woke up, these people are going to bed, but then they wake up I'm always posting the blog after he's put out and all that. You got the American side, the UK

side. It's mad. I mean, and if Zaha was not in the mix, would you have what do you think you've done? Just go solo? Or would you have found someone else? I probably would have just done it solo. Because nobody here really knows football. It's tough to do solo though, man. You need somebody to bounce off.

I mean, you guys have such good chemistry. I feel like you usually are a little more like you'll defend the team when they do something, I feel like, and then he'll be like, no, fuck that. It's a good dynamic that you guys have going. Different players we like. I like certain...

So for example, I like Hector Bellerin. He absolutely hates him. That type of deal. What about... What's his name? Willian? No, no. He hates the hedge, the bush.

That's one thing we both agree on. It sounds like there's not a person in the world who likes this Willian. He's fucking useless. They need to cancel him. That's what I love about, I don't know any of these teams. I don't know the sport, but we speak the same language. So when I see you yelling about this Willian dude, I'm like, oh, that's Wayne Hunter when he was on the Jets O-line.

And that's Aaron Heilman when he was a reliever for the Mets. When you were like, I swear to God, he's playing for the other team. He's playing for them. And I was like, I don't know who he is and what's going on, but I know that. And I remember feeling that many times. So I feel like Arsenal, whether it's Mets in baseball,

Jets in football, Arsenal over there, everybody's got these guys and these teams that can and useless yeah when you say useless

it's truly that is one of the most disrespectful things you can say about me yeah like you are you are there was no use for you you could disappear

and it would not matter like he's actually like the Homer Simpson meme he just goes into the fucking hedge and then his hedge is just there you understand

it's just that's the constant his fucking hedge nothing else there his hedge is just there. You understand? That's the constant, his fucking hedge. Nothing else. There's no consistency to that brother's game, man. So what I also like about you is, and Zod, you're authentic with it too. Sometimes here, we are blessed enough that we got popular, and that meant that teams and players start taking notice.

And a lot of times you become friends with guys. You show up. Like, you get tickets. You go to the games. You meet them. You hang out with them. And then it's tough to be like, fuck that guy. Like, he blew the game or whatever.

And I think that's what fans want to hear. That's why when we started the Mets podcast, I said I don't really want to interview players. If you want to do it, I said, Clem, you can do those episodes. But I'm really not interested because I don't want to become friends with you because if you suck I want to be able to say you suck and if I want you traded I want to be able to say that

do you ever do you have any reservations ever about like nope nope I love it that's why they like me like if you saw

that's actually why they like me yes that's what I mean me and Aubameyang are very close he's the captain me and Lacazette are very close he's like the number two

main striker. But those guys are good. And these guys, Aubameyang's the main guy. He's the captain. He's like, he's the Tom Brady. You get me?

And me and him, we're like that. I've got his, the shirt you see hung up, that's the one that he wore. I ain't bought that. He wore that and then gave it to me.

And the thing is that I'm close with his brothers. I'm close with his dad. I'm close with him. Me and his girl are cool. But he said to me. If he ever fucks up real bad. I cost him last game, blood.

And he said to me on live, because we go Instagram live. So we went Instagram live. That's crazy. And he was like, troops, I want to say this on camera. I don't care When you tell me I played shit Because I need to know that People are around me

Saying nah nah nah Nah You tell me the truth That's why I respect you I don't want you in my pocket I don't want you in my pocket I see you as a friend I respect you

I like you Me and you have a vibe I like you as a person Like I don't want you in my pocket I want you as a friend Like you're there to Criticise like I defend him at all costs, blood.

Do you understand? But when the truth needs to be spoken, I will talk the truth on him, blood. And then there'll be no repercussions. Like, when I cuss him, everyone's like, oh, Bamia's going to unfollow troops. He ain't unfollowing me, blood. Because that's why we have that relationship.

It's real. Do you understand? It's not fake. Like, I'm not out here to give fake opinions. That's the problem. People, they say the truth hurts, isn't it? And I deliver the truth more time. So I think that's what it comes down to, bro.

But the players, the only one who don't like me is who he likes. Bellerin. Because this brother needs to just go on the catwalk and do our modelling, because he's fucking useless, man. He's absolutely fucking useless, man. Now, have you had any contact with him? Yeah, we have had contact. His highlight is going to oxford university which is like harvard or or fucking yeah you're one of them

yeah and then sitting down and saying that i'm a fake fan because i cuss him and make youtube videos well if you was playing good i wouldn't fucking cuss you would i you clown do you understand like use your brain bro you get me Like There's a thing about And that's why I don't like Bellerin Because When I saw him When we saw each other He's looking

He's coming past me And he's like He's scared of you? He's I'm not going to do him nothing I'm not portraying bad man I'm not doing nothing I was literally there

I was there talking to Aubameyang's brother Because Aubameyang was in Like you know you got the boxes innit? Yeah So I got invited to a I was there talking to Aubameyang's brother because Aubameyang was in like you know you got the boxes innit so I got invited to a box which was next to Aubameyang's box

so his brother was at the game so when I've come out of the box his brother's there yo truth I had my son with me as well so my son's like yo dad can I get a picture

I'm going to take a picture bellerin's come yeah he sees me and he's like but it's like I just went like Because I don't

I'm not trying to I'm not trying to But I don't like you bro It's personal I don't like you as a person What you went and said about me How fucking dare you I supported Arsenal

Before you was fucking born Little boy Yeah Before you was born. That's what people don't, that's what players don't get sometimes. He didn't go hybrid.

I fucking went hybrid, bro. I was a junior gunner, blood. You're at my club because they fucking pay you. I'm there because

I fucking love them, blood. Yeah? Preach. When you leave, I'm still here, root boy. I was here before you,

I will be here after you. I'm the president. I'm the content in Arsenal, not fucking you, brother. And that's what burnt me. You understand? And when it happened, Robbie, AFTV, he was at Troops Don't Say None. And we kind of laid off it. But when I

continued to see the performances of this man, and I'm saying, your highlight was, your highlight is cussing us. That's your highlight, bro. Do something else. Do something better than us. That's your highlight, bro. Do something else. Do something better than that. If you was performing, I wouldn't cuss you.

He's saying that we blew off Arsenal's failure. You're the one failing. Right, right. Then you want to keep me down, when? Right. As long as, I also think if you criticize someone's play, I think where players have a right to get mad is when – so, like, the Jets this year, we wanted a good draft pick.

We wanted them to lose, and then they won a couple games. And so we were upset about that. You went off. Yeah. But a couple fans – like, there was one dude, Mekhi Becton, who said, if you're rooting for us to lose, you're not a real fan. And that's where I was kind of like, I get what you're saying. He has every right to be pissed off at fans rooting for the team to lose.

But I'm here before you. I'll be here after you. I'm looking for long-term success. We want this draft pick. You have to understand our mentality. But then there were fans who were, like, talking shit to his mother and his sister. I don't agree with that. And being personal.

I don't agree with that. And it's like, so I think you can say whatever you want about someone's play or if they do some dumb shit off the field and say some dumb shit but then if you know if it becomes personal or whatever then they have every right

to say fuck you yeah I don't cuss I don't cuss a man's gal I don't cuss a man's mom that's off limits right the only one I've actually cussed is William

except for William fuck his family fuck his family. Nah, I said like, there's a Jamaican saying, suck your mother. It's just basically like,

fuck yourself. But because it said, because it's suck your mother, in Jamaica, if you tell a man to suck it, like, I don't know how it is in America. Like, we don't play mom jokes in England.

And that's kind of like Jamaica. So like, in England, if you said to someone, oh, your mom, dah, dah, dah, you're getting,

something's happened to you. In Jamaica, you're probably getting shot, stabbed, whatever. That is, in Jamaica, if you said to someone, oh, your mom, da-da-da, you're getting, something's happened to you. In Jamaica, you're probably getting shot, stabbed, whatever. That is, in Jamaica, it is a killing defense. So, but it's so, yeah, really. But it's just so. Here's the playground game. Yeah.

Here's like, let me see how. Your mom is so fat. Yeah. I hit the bitch and Skittles popped out. Yeah, yeah. Shit like that. Kind of one-off each other. Yeah.

Whereas England, it's like one, your mom. You could say your mom. Bang, it's on. Yeah. Because, like, that's your queen. That say your mum Bang It's on Because like that's That's your queen That's your princess That's the reason why

She's here Mum's off limits Right That's with me Cuss my gal Alright we could banter Mum No

Off limits So like Me just saying suck your mum Is like saying fuck yourself But I won't say that To any of my people Because I know how it means to me So unless I don't like you I will say it So I've never said it to any of my people because I know how it means to me. So unless I don't like you,

I will say it. So I've never said it to Bellerin. Do you understand? Because for me, it's not personal with Bellerin. Even though what he said was personal about me, it's not personal. For me, it's your footballing ability.

You could talk shit about me if you're doing bits. If you're not doing bits, shut the fuck up and train and start doing bits. Whereas Willian, this brother has come to my club to steal from me. You are stealing £200,000 a week.

A week. For three years. Three fucking years. You have had one shot on, I think, three shots on target in over 24 games. 24 games. 24 games. And you play on the front line. You're not a defender, so you're an attacker, bro. Imagine Salah having one shot in 24 games.

He has about five in one, blood. Do you understand? I'm like, brother, nah, fuck this guy. And because he's Chelsea as well fuck him even more if he ever if if if if

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but you've done a job. Same with Bellerin. If Bellerin, I don't like him a majority of the time, but Zaw will tell you. When he does well, I'm like, I praise. You get me?

Give praise when it's due. The credit isn't as loud as the criticism. It's there, but it's not. It's there. It's on record. It's on page six.

The shortcomings are front page. You know you've got's on the credit. Go find it. Go look at it. The shortcomings are front page. You know, you've got to check the fine print. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, when it's echoing through the halls, that's not the credit. That's the disrespect. But he does more bad than good, so it outweighs it.

Right. Well, it sounds like he's never doing any good. I think that's where I'm going to be with Syndergaard this year. Like, I'm very open at this point that I don't like Syndergaard, but he's back from Tommy John. Yeah, Mets pitcher. from Tommy John. He froze. A couple years ago, we were kind of

starting to be boys, and he was cool. I made t-shirts. He was the one who would wear them and give them out to the club. I was like, this is great. Then shit went south. He said some shit to me that was disrespectful about me then he said some shit to me that was, like, disrespectful about me.

He said some shit about Erica that I was like, okay, man. Like, that's it. Like, we're done. But he's fucking, if he's healthy, he's going to be good. And I'm like, all right. Like, whatever, man. Go out there, pitch, and, like, whatever's good for the Mets. I'm okay.

You know, I don't like you anymore, but, like, as long as the team is winning. Because, like you said said He'll be gone eventually You know what I mean I'm like that with Xhaka I'm like that with Xhaka Because he's another one That I'm kind of

Weird But when he's with Partey He looks good Do you understand? It all matters right? Yeah so When it's With him I'm like that

I'm like you know what If he works with Partey So I don't mind that There's Willian Nah Nah How happy are you man That this all just like Fell out of the sky for you I'm like, you know what? He works with Pate, so I don't mind that. There's Willy Arab. Nah. Nah. How happy are you, man, that this all just fell out of the sky for you?

I mean, it's crazy. For so many reasons. One, just for soccer. Two, for career. And three, I would just imagine, if I can guess how you're feeling, you just have somebody else who's a lot more like you and into what you're into and more of your style than all of us corny white people here, basically. No, I mean, it's insane.

It's my life has changed completely. As he alluded to, now I can't say shit because it gets to my parents. So before, when I was doing stuff here, it was okay. It would stay here. But now because of the soccer thing, my dad watches those live streams every single time. Really? He sees the viral clip every single time and all that. That's wild.

And career-wise, man, it's been a complete fucking blast. And have the Arsenal fans and the AFTV fans taking his eye. Yeah, they love him. They call him Ty. What are they called? They call him Ty. There's another version of him on AFTV, Mr. Positive. This brother, I can't wait.

When them two meet, blood, that video is going viral. Trust me. That's getting 100K in like 10 minutes, blood. I swear to God. But yeah, it's been awesome. It's been crazy. Because even when I went back to London, they were all like, yo, when are you going to bring

Zar? Yo, we fuck with Zar. Even my man. Nobody doesn't fuck with Zar. Legit, I've never met somebody who has been like, I don't really care. Even my mom likes him. Of course. Actually, how I knew it was crazy, when we went to Philly, when I got into Philly with

my train, I went to wait for my Uber and there was a bunch of cab drivers, foreign cab drivers from Nigeria. There was a bunch of Nigerians, foreign cab drivers from, like, Nigeria. There was a bunch of Nigerians and Ghanaians and stuff like that. And, I mean, our demographic here is the main demographic. I'm just standing there, you know, quietly outside waiting for my Uber. These guys pull up, like, five of them motherfuckers during the virus times, and they're like, yo, Troops TV. And I'm like, Jesus Christ.

All right, this thing is crazy It's mad It's mad We get crazy live though And it's like It's mad bro I can't wait till he comes And starts seeing

How it is Like we get swamped Like I've seen the videos The love is ridiculous bro When are you going back? Or is it like a pandemic And you gotta wait for that?

I'm going back in March Oh okay So soon I gotta wait for that? I'm going back in March. Oh, okay. I got to wait for it. But I want to do, because obviously the Euros are on this year. So I want to cover the Euros. So my plan is to spend, I'll probably be in Europe for most of summer. But the plan is to bring him and Jesse. And you moved here?

Yeah, I'm here now. Where are you living? I'm in Greenwich Village at the moment. And then I'm going to move to Jersey City. Girl and kid and everybody came? They're coming out in July. Okay.

Got it. So they're still back home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're going through the visa process now. You homesick? You missing them? Yeah, I'm mad homesick, blood. You know what I'm saying?

How old's your kid? My eldest is seven. How many you got? Two. Seven and? Five. Two boys. I'm going back for his birthday.

His birthday's in March. So I land the day before his birthday. Surprise or no? Now he knows. Because he's losing his shit. He's starting to misbehave. Oh, really? Because obviously in England, they've stopped man going to school.

So it's a lot of homeschooling now. Bless their mom, man. Yeah. My girl, she's a... They call me Troop. She's the Troop of life. She's the Troop of life. You get me?

But, like, she... That homeschool shit is no joke, dude. It's hard, bro. But before, like, before he was going to school, like, earlier in the year, he was...

When I came in November, and then for, like, the last month, he was getting in bare trouble. And, like, the parent, like... You gotta go back and, you know... Yeah, and then for the last month, he was getting in bad trouble. You got to go back and put your foot down? Yeah, and then the teacher said to my girl, like, yo, what's wrong with Trey? He's not his normal self.

He's a good kid. My youngest one's the mad one. I'll be rude. The young Carter, like father, like son. Yeah, Carter's mad. Trey, you have to push him. But when he hits, he's's gone Trey will be the producer And Carter will be on the screen

Yeah yeah yeah Fap Troops TV Yeah 50 years time I'm telling you But then the teacher was like It's his dad He's missing

And then my girl sat him down Was like yo Do you miss your dad He's like yeah I miss dad I wanna go New York Like why can't I just go now I'm saying yo It's cause of the pandemic

Red tent It's cute but sad too Yeah I guess Yeah so like You gotta get home I gotta get home And spend some time I'm going back for like Three weeks the pandemic red t-t-t it's cute but sad too yeah I guess yeah so like you gotta get home I gotta get home and spend some time I'm going back for like

three weeks so I should get some good time there but content will still drop we'll do it on zoom and shit now that we've done all the pleasantries let's get into

some of this KFC radio shit we got a couple topics we got a game we play called am I the asshole where we decide who is the asshole and we got our voicemails so what do we got

I see the title here troops isops, is Porn Girlfriend Ratting Out Boyfriend. All right, let me pull this up. So what happened here, essentially, is that a girlfriend tweeted out her, she found on her boyfriend's phone that he watches porn. And she tweeted out the link, and then everyone got mad at her being like, not the link, she tweeted out screenshots of his porns. And everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, that's your boyfriend's, like, private

stash. And I guess, I will defend her on this. And she tweeted it, like, jokingly, or being like, look at this scumbag. No, no, no, because people got mad at her so that she started being like, look, he's promised me he won't watch it because I don't like him watching porn. I don't like that kind of shit in my house. I don't like that kind of shit going on. How old?

I want to say mid-twenties Too old for this behavior She's like 17 This is her first boyfriend Maybe, I don't know Do you have that set up? Are you allowed to watch porn troops? Yeah

I was going to say I fucking hope so I can whack off as much as I want I can't believe that any girls don't encourage it. That's going to prevent you from doing it. You're driving me fucking cheap. You want me walking around with an empty sack, okay? You're not going to make any bad decisions if I'm satisfied because I just went ambertime on myself.

Because I've come to my senses. Exactly. Shit, is that what that phrase comes from? Good old Pamela. Come to your senses. Exactly. Shit, is that what that phrase comes from? Good old Pamela. Come to your senses. Wow. Literally blood. The thing about it too is it is the most benign.

I was going to say, do you have the pictures? She deleted it, but we do have a screenshot of it. And it's like, stopped by to say hi, ended up fucking Johnny Sins. Gia Jerza and stepmom Christy Stevens. Free VPN access. Adult hardcore porn on Pornhub. Adult hardcore porn on Pornhub front page.

What was the title? And then my guy threw in just a Johnny Sins porn search. What was the title of the Johnny Sins one? Stop by to say hi. Ended up fucking Johnny Sins. I literally know this video. It's on the front page of Pornhub. My guy just went to Pornhub.com.

I knew that one. I was going to video. It's on the front page of Pornhub. My guy just went to Pornhub.com. I knew that one! I was going to say, I've seen that exact screenshot, like that exact thumbnail, where they're standing in the doorway like that, and I was like, yeah, I know that one. Look, that's some fucking like... That screenshot is on the front page of Pornhub every single time

I've gone. He's holding her up on the door. Been there for like two weeks. I've seen it. I know what he's talking about. but then he threw in the Johnny Stins Johnny literally says two weeks ago what did I say two weeks yeah

yeah okay hilarious it is it is fucking it is that's some 1986 shit you can't be like it's

it's 2021 we're sex positive you have to allow your boyfriend to watch porn and then she was fucking I'm gonna pull up what her responses were yeah cause I'm going to pull up what her responses were. Yeah, because I'm still waiting for the

issue here. The issue is that he's promised her he won't watch porn. So I just personally am not okay with it. Which I guess, like, you're allowed to say that. I mean, if I can apply our game of the asshole to this topic here, your girlfriend's

the asshole for saying, like like you can't watch porn but if you have some sort of discussion and you make the promise then he's the asshole for making the promise it could be silly as fuck but if your partner comes to you and says like I don't like when you do this and you're like okay I will never do it again and then you do it again well I don't know

you're violating the rules of your agreement but it's fucking porn it's porn blood at what point do you fucking porn. It's porn, blood. At what point do you think this conversation came up? Like, at what age? Like, how long were they dating? Which is like, by the way. Can't watch porn.

I don't like it if you watch porn. That's like three months in. Three months in? I feel like that's some fucking first date show. You're going to tell me you have a kid? No. Nah, nah. She probably walked in on him whacking off.

And they like. I don't know. The girl probably had a bigger ass or something and she felt like threatened you never know blood she might be like oh so you like

big booty bitches I ain't got no ass what the fuck is going on here blood when you got a short brunette and you're watching part of

a tall blonde and she's a boob girl but this girl's an ass girl all of a sudden or you got a white girl

and you're watching interracial why are you watching interracial blood I've had you want to Or you got a white girl And you're watching interracial Why are you watching interracial? So what? I'm trying to taste all the flavors He's like You want to mix and blend

But then she's like Nah Stick to what you know But also it's like I want to watch what I don't have At home And that's the problem I don't go on vacation to New York

I go elsewhere to experience other things But then she's like Okay so when you're in LA WhatA., what are you experiencing then? What am I experiencing? Buxom blondes is what I'm experiencing. L.A. I would call the big tit category. That's what I'm at. Yeah, that's to me.

Yeah, because Miami Atlanta is like big booty. Yeah, you get the Latina girls with fat asses. I'm there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm there, bro. L.A. to me is plastic surgery faces, blonde hair, fake tits. Yeah, you get the Latina girls with fat asses. I'm there. Yeah, yeah. I'm there, bro. LA to me is plastic surgery faces, blonde hair, fake tits. Oh my God.

Tiny skinny, no ass. Yeah. I want to go to Miami. So LA would be Breonna Banks. Yep. And then... And Bella Danger down in Miami. Well, now,

I don't think Bella Danger is... Well, she's obviously from Miami, but I would think Miami as a whole, the culture of Miami porn would be like... What did you say? Layla Star. Layla Starr.

Layla Starr, perhaps a Bella Anderson, maybe. Rob. He's a serious with the names. This guy. I mean, I can't throw too many stones. I don't even know. I can't throw stones in this glass house. This guy's an encyclopedia, brother.

Oh, trust me. I'm right there with you. I was going to say. Zonzo is nodding quietly in the corner. Listen, the real beater gang lost. We lost two members of the real beater gang in the last, like, six months here at Barstool. We're holding it down here. We've got to close ranks on the real beater gang.

I mean, we know the names, troops. We know the names. Just to circle back real quick, since we're on the subject to the cancellation thing, guess what they found because they're looking me up. Remember that Victoria June incident? Remember when that porn star, they found that? What trying to because they're looking me up. Remember that Victoria June incident? Remember when that porn star they wanted back?

They found that and that's their phone back now. What's the cancellation attempt there? Yeah. So they're looking for stuff. They're looking for stuff on me now they're running into

stuff that they didn't know. Thank you for finding that. Yeah, that's not cancellation. That's a porn star wanted to find me. No, no, no. So they're looking for stuff

because of our incident but they're finding that. How many times have you troops encountered the cancel the cancellation attempts? Is this new for you or is this regular? No, it's not new. But like the last time. This is the first time.

As far as you've been around it, but this is the first time they're coming for you. Are you sweating it or are you like whatever? He's Mr. Panic as well. He shits himself about fucking. Like before the live stream he's running around panicking. I'm like yo relax blood it's it's we gotta make sure the button the button the button jesky press the button jesky the levels well you know what have you ever worked the other side of it though or have you

always just been on the camera nah but i've seen both yeah because i i know that i don't know what goes on but i know how to i don't know how to work it but i know what right i just i just feel i don't know it and i know how important it is i've seen the times where like someone forgets to press record or someone doesn't have a level or something and it's and it's like you make that mistake once or twice and that's never made again so you gotta make sure the bubble you gotta make sure the button you gotta make sure the camera so i understand that panic i also understand you know he just got thrown into a world where you know usually you you grow like all right i got i got 500 viewers. I got 1,000 viewers. You guys do numbers, bro. Top of the industry.

I go from being a nobody. Don't you do 100,000 people on a stream? No problem, right? So you got to realize you threw your boy into the deep end. And then now you're getting your first taste of cancel. But the cancel thing is like I know we've said it before. Yesterday, people who don't like me had another reason not to like me. No one who fucking likes me was mad.

Agreed. Well, especially with that is if you know us, we are not the type to make fun of someone who just was like – in that instance looked like a grave, grave accident. And not many people on the internet are by the way that's a really far extreme to be like

that's the type of guy to claim like Ari Shafir is known to do that you know what I mean what's that did you see the

Meek Mill thing we're talking about the Kobe crush yeah and then Vanessa came out and said that she defended him right yeah

I know that Vanessa Barrett came out and she said all she said was, but she said, she said, if you're trying to, if you're a fan,

then you're showing love in the wrong way because you know, a rapper's like, I'll get the chopper and it's wordplay. Right. It's a double entendre.

Yeah. I didn't think, when I heard it, I was like, oh, Meek is too soon. Yeah. It's too soon.

He said he'll get his chopper out and he'll be another Kobe. So he said he'll get his gun out but he's using the chopper. He said I'll get his chopper out and it'll be another Kobe. So he said he'll get his gun out. He said I'll go down with my chopper. Yeah.

And it'll be another Kobe. But chopper go down. I'm not a child. But it's too soon.

A lot of people don't know the chopper means the gun. But also I don't think it's like he was not. He wasn't

disrespecting. He was a fan. It was a respect. When you're from the hood, we say hood shit. Like me with the hole in our mouth. That's my hood. There's no capping. There's no capping around here, bro.

You know what I mean? And Meeks got that same nature. I thought that people getting upset about that. That's almost like what happened with the Tiger thing where it's like, you just can't say anything. You can slap down the line. 10 years. I guess it is too early.

The dust had settled and not literally the dust had settled. Like, now you see, you can't, I'm a big Kobe. I'm a big lake. Like when, like with,

um, when the Lakers won, um, the bubble thing, bro, I was at in Dave. Cause he hates LeBron. Yeah.

I was acting like, nigga, read my tweet. He didn't even follow me blood So I had him like Aye someone go to his DM And tell this pussy Or read the tweet He's a big Troops and Zaha fan

Yeah Dave shows mad love Like even when I Cause even like I got We was in a live stream And then a comment come up And it was saying I can't believe Troops left England

To do this Like I thought he'd be On another channel but i said like bro i was on af tv i've had my channel for time i can pop my channel if i put content on it yeah i've got it popping now again because i dropped regular content right so i just broke down like why i've left england like the brands weren't really fucking with me yeah i'm too raw as you can see whatever i say they want to jump on me america they're more free with it so i'm more suited to america right you get me and people are like oh you've changed i'm like i didn't change i've leveled up bro there's a difference in it making more money yeah my man them still fuck with me nothing's changed i'm still around my man then when i go london i'm around my dogs all the matters get me as if you don't change

yeah and then dave like literally got it and put it on his thing and just said, boom, go. Erica put it out as well. I was like, yo, I see you quote it as well. I see you. I see everyone, bro. I was like, fucking hell, bloodlust. That's the benefit of coming here is you get a whole fucking squad behind you now. You can do it on your own, but you do it with the team. But that cancel life's eyes, you got to go through the fire.

As Pop Smoke famously said Baby welcome to the party And it was It was crazy Welcome to the party blood We're dealing with The time zone thing So it happened

It happened on my First look at my phone It's just going around It was my friend It's when my It's when my street friends Are messaging me Brother what have you said

Yeah That's when I'm like Alright something's gone down And they're like Bro you was trending number one I said what one and when i went and checked it was like two i was like let's get back i got a text from caleb who's been doing golf stuff so he was with his 51 strokes people and he said like what was that about was that you and i was like oh god the golf world is talking about like whatever i said so i was like tell them you know it was this

that and the other thing he's like i got you but i was like, tell them, you know, it was this, that, and the other thing. He's like, I got you. But I was like, oh man, this is, this is going everywhere. But I honestly, I,

I, I said yesterday, I was like proud of it. Cause I, I just realized I was like, I just can't, I can't be phased anymore. Nothing's going to,

none of this shit even. I kind of feel bad. I kind of feel bad with what I said. Cause it, you know why? Because it's, I'd be totally honest. Cause it's a female.

If it was a man, yeah, I got no cutthroat blood. You get me? feel kind of bad i don't have a daughter but like my girl wants a daughter in it so you understand unless i have the vasectomy i need pom-pom so i'm fucked you get me and and the condom thing is dead you understand man you understand as as tank says blood raw dog raw dog you get me buddy it is what it is you get me so yeah that's that i feel bad like and my girl ain't even seen it because she don't really see my girl she don't really care about the limelight she don't take for it she don't she hates it she hates like who i am

she wants to quiet she's that guy the quiet life like so she don't even know what's going on but i know she call you what what like did she refer to you as? Babe. Babe, yeah. If we argue, she calls me Trooper. Okay. Like, not even, like, Troops. Like, my friends call me Trooper.

On YouTube, it's Troops. So she grew up, like, with me saying Trooper. So if she's angry with me, Trooper comes out. That's when I know. Because I hear, like, my friends will be like, oh, KFC's here, not Kevin. Like, something with KFC's gone, I want to talk to Kevin. She'll say that. She's like, you're not Troops in this house. Yeah, with KFC's gone I wanna talk to Kevin She'll say that

She's like You're not troops in this house Yeah right That's what I'm saying She'll say My government You're in this house I'm like

Alright cool Alright bad girl Say nothing Alright so Am I the asshole This is the game We play every Thursday She's the asshole though

If we was gonna ask about her With the porn She's a She's a asshole I'm going opposite you Nah she's a asshole Why are you Hotting him up blood

You would No you expect that You expect that From your girl My girl is not Haunting me up My girl is Playing with Pamela

You know I've never had A girlfriend Who's like You can't watch porn Never Not once I had one fight

One time Where my girlfriend Thought The girl I was Watching Taylor Rain porn And she's like This looks like

Your ex-girlfriend I was like It also looks like you I porn. And she's like, this looks like your ex-girlfriend. I was like, it also looks like you. I only date small brunettes. That's exactly what everyone I've ever dated looks like. By the way, I pulled up Taylor Rain two days ago. Yeah? And I was doing a little nostalgia play, man. They don't make them like her anymore.

I mean, they do. They do. But she was ahead of her time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. She was going. This is mad. You see, because you lot are close with Lisa Ann. Have you ever...

You know what? Since we started working with her, I don't know if I have performed with her. Yeah, no, I'm the same way. Same with her. Asa. Because we met Mia Khalifa. We met Mia Khalifa. Well, I've dabbled back in Asa. I used to be like a big Asa guy. Now, I'll rarely...

I'll check in on Asuka. A Bella, yeah. A Bella still can get it. Yeah. In my fantasy world. It wasn't comfortable when I met Lisa the first time. Well, yeah. I have come to you so many times.

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All right. Am I the asshole for telling my girlfriend that she's not a witch? I am a 26-year-old man, and I think my girlfriend, a 26, a 26 year old female got bored during lockdown last year and has gained an obsession with witchcraft. She keeps saying she's a witch and she has filled our house with candles, herbs, crystals, runes sets,

and weird trinkets. At first I didn't care because I thought it would be temporary. The thing is, I was very fucking wrong. She gets up at three in the morning just to do rituals and spells or whatever it is that goddamn witches do. My girlfriend burns so three in the morning just to do rituals and spells or whatever it is that goddamn witches do. My girlfriend burns so much incense that it gives me a headache and makes our house smell

strange. I hate it. She also tries to make me drink random herbal teas that taste like shit. I really was trying to be supportive, but it's starting to frustrate me. A few hours ago, I came home from work, and as soon as she saw me, she sensed some bad energy and started spraying me with mist and waters on and around me. That's unreal. So I may have snapped and told her that she's acting crazy and she needs to let this whole thing go because she's not a real fucking witch.

My girlfriend was offended and told me I wasn't a supportive boyfriend and that I was acting disrespectful towards her beliefs. And now she's refusing to talk to me until I apologize. I'm starting to wonder if I should have just kept my mouth shut. Am I the asshole? And how old is she again? 24, I believe. 24. Troops, what do you got on your girl trying to pretend to be a fucking witch?

He's not an asshole. No, no, certainly not. And you know what I do love? He's not an asshole, but I could fuck with this. I could fuck with a witch girlfriend. Oh, fuck no. Well, I was going to say, this is right up his alley. Bro, you fucking start. Oh, you're. A crazy girl like this. You fucking start.

Oh, you're on that bonded shit. He's them man, isn't he? He's them freaky man, isn't he? He's them man there, isn't it, blood? You understand? You know, Kato said, freaky man of them, get them in love. You know, when the gang them see him, freaky man of them, man them in love. I swear to God, blood.

The little boss is talking about. Them and them. Oh, God. Get the fuck out of here. You wake up. Your girl's cooking up potions. You get a nice herbal tea when you wake up. I know down blood. The world bosses talking about me. Demande, oh God. Get the fuck out of here. You wake up, your girl's cooking up potions. You get a nice herbal tea when you wake up.

I know you Brits like that. Right? And then... Nah, we like tea, not herbal tea. You're like, fuck, it's a potion. She's got a nice potion

for you at breakfast. She's like, she's just got a weird personality. She wakes up at 3am, Jon. Well, she doesn't wake me up to do it. So imagine you wake up... That's what happened there, no?

No, he just said she gets up at 3am and does it So imagine you wake up and she's circling the bed in a broomstick Yeah What the fuck you gonna do then lad? Bro Imagine she's on top I'm getting even more

I'm marrying the girl Bro imagine she's on top and she backs out a broomstick Yup She's there riding and she backs out the broomstick Yo Yeah she rides a broomstick She knows how to ride a dick Damn

Right It's like cowgirls right? Cowgirls know how to ride what kind of witch though is it like like what is it like the flipping like sabrina the teenage witch yeah that's well there is there's different levels of witches yeah there's there's like you know you think of like wizard of oz witch but then there's like you probably know a witch very good question very you probably know so i what i was gonna say zimbabwe she is the she is the asshole we don't play around with that type of shit because i've seen it seen it well different You probably know a witch. So what I was going to say is she is the asshole.

We don't play around with that type of shit. Because I've seen it in a different environment. I've seen that shit in real life. You can also just win that argument pretty easily. I don't even have to say you're not a witch. Prove it. Cast a spell on me. Do something. If you don't cast a spell on me that works in the next week, this shit's over.

It's over. You're not a witch. When you start looking like, what's his name? Little Nicky. on me that works in the next week this shit's over it's over you start looking like what's his name um little nicky like bro shit could go left in a dark like bro imagine like she's that babe where's my coffee the coffee ain't there but she turns you into a rat you understand throw me to hell imagine trying to walk up Imagine trying to walk up the road Being a rat blood Daytime coming to film blood

You're dodging bear shit bro By the time you get to 23rd You're dead You're dead Please I'm the king of the castle Rats in New York People fucking make way for rats

Bro Yesterday I was in Harlem yeah My nigga I have never seen a rat so big This nigga was on weights blood This was a real Harlem This was on weights, blood. This was a real Harlem. This was a Harlem rat, blood.

Them Manhattan rats, if they see that rat, they're running. They're getting back to Midtown, blood. They're 106. No, we got too far. We got too far, blood. I swear it out. Them Harlem rats, blood. They're big.

They're fucking cats. They're huge. Bro. They're a different species, man. Fucking hell. It was like that without the tail. They're insane, too. Bro're a different species, man. Fucking hell. It was that without the tail. There's rats. Not anymore really in Citi Field.

Back when the Mets used to play in Shea Stadium, there were rats legitimately the size of cats. In your stadium? In the stadium, around the stadium. They were mutants, man. They were fucking splinter from dirt. There was an Upper East Side Chipotle that had to close down recently, probably in the last few months,

because the rats wouldn't stop attacking the employees. Holy shit. They just couldn't get them under control. We got to shut down. We lose. The rats win. These rats keep eating our avocados, and they keep eating our fucking ankles,

and we got to get the fuck out of here. Because they said that rats, when they're in danger, they jump to your neck, apparently. Wow, really? Or is it, it's either rats or mouse. Rats or mice. They jump, like,

if you corner them, they'll jump to your neck, bro. How many rats could you take in a fight, you think? Me. Yeah. If I see I'm running, I'm not involved.

They're like the police, blood. They're on the left, I'm on the right, blood. I'm going the other way, blood. I'm, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want it, blood. So, life and death situation, you're like, fuck it, I'm on the right blood. I'm going the other way, blood. I'm no, no, no, no, no. I don't want it, blood. So life and death situation, you're like, fuck it. I'm just dying here. Yeah.

I tend to believe you. I tend to be on your side where I'm like, I just, I don't, I'm terrified of field mice. Do you remember this from the Lower East Side when they did this? What is that? What is that? What is it? I can't wait to show you this.

No! This is in 2000. Let is it? I can't wait to tell you this, Drew. No! This is in 2000. Let me see if I can find a date. 15. I remember blogging this. So this is six years ago. Yeah, this is on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

I mean, if this has Kevin stunned, I am scared. There was scaffolding on this street. And, oh my God, these things are huge. They hung this from the scaffold. I was at the moment. Yup, yup, yup. Mike Landry. I didn't want to hear this. Who are they motherfuckers?

No! All right, I'm done. No. You're not. I know about you. I've heard about you when you're done. You're not done. I know, yeah.

I watch Barstool content, blood. Trust me. I'm not just a worker, blood. I watch the're not done. I know. Yeah. I watch Barstool content, blood. Trust me. Yeah. I'm not just a worker, blood. Yeah. I watch the shit, blood.

Yeah. I know. Yeah. And listen, they don't know what happened. So like this, this appeared one day. They just,

they tied up a bunch of them. Yeah. They tied up a bunch of them and like threw them over and they don't know like who did it, why they did it. Like,

I think it was just a mystery as far as to why there were these giant fucking rats being hung on display. Those are fucking opossums. Yeah, they really, I mean, they are huge. They called it a bouquet. A bouquet of rats. A bouquet of rats.

In 2015, one of our producers, I think probably, I'll say probably like six months ago, Michael Lange, walked right by one in Manhattan on his way to work. Bro, I would be less scared if someone held me at gunpoint. Real talk. I'd be there like, walk on, brother. What? You going to shoot?

Shoot! Shoot, blood! Shoot! Look, worst case scenario, I die. Worst case scenario is worse than death in that. He's eating me, blood. Blood, I'm praying for Master Spl me, blood. I'm praying for Master Splinter,

blood. Splinter, where you at? That thing is bigger than I am. Blood, it's not a lot. Don't make me

start now, blood. Don't make me start now. You see, he always starts it and then I go, blood. And then it's

done, fam. Go. I swear, though, blood. This was the picture that Michelangelo had. No, man. It's the same one. Yo, you see?

Yo, you can't fool me. But look, the small one is you. I thought they were live. I thought what they were doing is, I don't know if you know this about ants, but ants create a wall of themselves. They climb each other. There was one time where it was tweeted where it was like a video of that explaining it and it was like

just so you know ants can climb create a ladder of themselves to get to you. And I was like to get to you? Don't you remember

that in cartoons? What the fuck did I do to them? They remember that in cartoons. It's actually true. Do you remember Tom and Jerry

when the ants used to crawl in and take the food and then you see them walk back dude dude dude dude bro it's true. Food on the back.

It's true bro. That's what I thought those rats were doing. I thought they were building a rat ladder Just like falling off each other Now they are just dead And hung by fucking

Jesus Christ So yeah And that's downtown I mean It is It's neighborhoods So you go uptown You go out to the outer boroughs

You get down to the grimy Lower east side That's where they get bigger And bigger It's you know It's I think it So where are the rats

Okay So where I am, Greenwich? I don't even know. I would say nowhere. It probably depends on the food situation, too. It's like, if you live by, you know, a bunch of restaurants that you can eat, they just keep going. This area is probably the worst in the city, I'm sure. Oh, yeah.

The Port Authority, Penn Station, Times Square, like, Triangle of Death. The rats are just living, man. All right, next one. And by the asshole for refusing to apologize to my boyfriend about my vocabulary. My boyfriend and I have been together for almost two years. He's insecure about the fact that he never went to college. I don't give a fuck that he didn't go to college because he's still one of the smartest, kindest people I know. And it's just something I, it's just not something I care about.

He told me this pretty early on in our relationship, and it was actually one of the reasons I fell in love with him. However, he brings this insecurity up sometimes when we get into arguments. He'll tell me that he doesn't understand the language I'm using and I'm making him feel stupid. I don't use $10 words or anything, but when he told me that, I would apologize profusely because it's never my intention to make him feel stupid. I know he's sensitive to that, and the initial argument would go kind of away. I am aware of this pattern, but we argue so rarely that it doesn't matter much.

But last night we got into an argument about cleaning, and he told me that I felt he was – and I told him that I felt he was apathetic. He blew up at me, saying he didn't know what apathetic meant, and I was only using that word to make him feel stupid. I was angry and didn't feel like caving in this time, and I told him it was ridiculous that he was just trying to distract me from the argument, that he doesn't do fucking shit to help around the apartment. This got him even more upset, and he's like, how dare you accuse me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I feel a little bad for not apologizing, but I'm also sick of him using this to get out of arguments, even if it's not his intention.

To be clear, I don't doubt that he doesn't know what apathetic means. But I think he could use context clues or just ignore it. I think not only should you apologize, you should double down. Use fucking harder words. Big words. There's nothing better when you're fucking sparring an opponent who you know you can kick their ass. Like, every time we got in an argument, I'd be like,

look, I'm just going to destroy you right now. Get out the thesaurus and time we got in an argument, I'd be like, look, I'm just gonna destroy you right now. Get out the thesaurus and start dropping vocab. Therefore, I'm gonna win this fight. I feel like this relationship is doomed. If someone... Apathetic also isn't exactly a crazy word to use. Hypothetic.

Apathetic. What is that? Thank you. I thought you said hypothetic. What the fuck is that? You don. I thought you said hypothetical. What the fuck is that? I feel like you don't give a shit. You just don't care.

You're kind of like me. There we go. Yeah, I didn't know. I thought you said hypothetical. I thought you said hypothetical. It's an American word.

There's bare words you lot say that I've never heard in my life, blood, until I've come to America. Yeah, I'm sure. There's some words that you lot are very, no, but you lot use that, blood, until I've come to America. Yeah, I'm sure. There's some words out there.

You lot are very, no, but you lot use that. You lot are very with your big words. Yeah. We're simple, blood. Really? Yeah. It's America or it's here?

I think it's the opposite. Just in general, the whole country. Or not the whole country. You haven't been in the whole country. But you know what I'm saying? Barstool or everybody that you've encountered. Americans in general. It's always like.

Yeah, we're smarter than you dumb fucks, all right? You think we won the war bro nah we just nah we felt bad for you don't forget how small we are we nearly took over

your fucking big country so you know we bad already I didn't really thought about that like Rhode Island almost kicked our 13 colonies ass it's honestly not even about Rhode Island almost kicked our 13 colonies out. It's not in the world.

It's obviously not even about whether you know the word, don't know the word. That dude feels stupid around her. He feels small. So it's never going to work. Small man syndrome. I get it at a certain time. I'm not going to lie. When I play football, I always go for the tallest guy, bro. I'm like, if I hit him, yeah, these are going to knock. When I play football, I always go for the tallest guy, bro. I'm like,

if I hit him, yeah, these are going to knock. You got that Napoleon? Are you small? Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, see, that is a testament to how big of a personality you are,

because if I just closed my eyes and someone said how tall is Troops, I'd be like, I don't know, he's the same size as me. I'm like five,

the police said I was five, nine, and 17. I don't think I've grown since then. Yeah, that9 and 17. I don't think I've grown since then. I don't think I've grown since then, brother. The police, they don't lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes. But when it comes to arguments and shit like that, I'm Bill Belichick. I'm like, look,

you're here. I'm gonna keep throwing the ball. If we put up 50 on you, we put up 50 on you. But if you want to stop me, you gotta get better. You got to stop me. He's a coach, isn't he? Yeah. He's the one that... The cheats, yeah, all the time.

Yeah. The one that got Dave and their man nicked. No. When they were doing that free Brady. No. Was he the coach? That's Roger Goodell. He's the commissioner.

Oh, that's the commissioner. Oh, okay. Belichick's the coach. Dave and Belichick are cool. They love it. Oh, God, that's good. But Goodell runs the whole league. I don't even know what Goodell is.

He's that old school Scudamore. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, exactly. There was a time in 2007 when the Patriots beat everybody. And they went undefeated this season, and they were kicking everyone's ass. It was something to do with the ball, wasn't it? No, no, no. That's the play game. That's another time they beat everybody and they were kicking everyone's ass. It was something to do with the ball, wasn't it? No, no, no.

That's the play game. That's another time they cheated. Oh, but there's more. This one wasn't cheating. This one was just fucking running show. He was just kicking ass every single week. And people were like, do you think you're maybe running up the score? He's like, we're playing professionals.

I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. We're going to keep passing the ball. We're going to win by as many points as we need to win. That was after a fucking Redskins game. I think they beat the Redskins. I forget what the score was. I know what you're saying, but do you understand how sociopathic you're being?

Just saying you want to run up the score on your partner and be like, I want to belittle you. I want to run the score on anybody I'm fighting with. If I'm fighting, I want to win that fight. I'll fucking keep going. That's true. What's worse than this, though? Okay, so like you said, this guy feels small. He feels like little.

He feels dumb around his girl. What's worse, her just like being smarter than him and you feeling dumb? Or if she's like, okay, I'm going to dumb it down for you so you don't feel stupid. Yeah, I think that she's doomed. Yeah, she's going at it in a belittling way. Yeah, that's my girl. Either she keeps doing what she does and you feel dumb because you don't know the vocabulary she has. Or she's like, okay, I'll use the second grader words so that you don't

feel dumb honey and then it's like well now I feel I'll use stupid words so you don't feel stupid right yeah I don't think this relationship's over I think it's a wrap that's probably best way you know I like like almost every relationship is that's how we end it well you find a breakup right that's it we do we probably two years into it right you said You said two years? Yeah. So, so, so for two years, he's been sitting there going like, it started out like he's sitting at the table,

like she's talking to her friends and he's like, shit, I don't know what that word means. Like, I can't even keep up with this conversation. And then like, you know, a few more months in,

he's like, God damn it. I don't know any fucking words. And then a couple of years in, he's just like, fuck you. Fuck you and your words. I mean,

it's over. It's, it's, he blatantly eats alphabet, um, alphabet soup. Yeah. Alphabet fries. He's over. He blatantly eats alphabet, um... Alphabet soup? Yeah, alphabet fries. He's there

spelling out his shit. Donnie Ruffigan! It's like a three-letter word, blood. T-T-E-A. Donnie's there with a T, like, just T.

I was like, Donnie's there with a T. Where the fuck, blood? Donnie's there with just a letter. I swear, dog. That's good shit.

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I was just walking to the liquor store and I made intense eye contact with a stranger until he looked down. And that's just a subtle thing I do to make myself feel superior to strangers. I was wondering if you guys do anything to make yourself feel superior to strangers. Like, I like to look someone in the eye until they look down. What do you guys got? Let me know.

All right. See you then. Bad bitch. Yeah. I stare down, you know, strangers to make them feel. That's the easiest one. I use big vocabulary terms. Like, like your big time, like your hard-on moves.

I will never break eye contact with a stranger. I'll stare right back at you. I'll break eye contact with, like, a person I know in a conversation because I'm actually a coward. But if I know I'm just passing you in the street, I will be the one to, like, we'll pass each other before I look away. You know, like a stare back almost. I will 100% of the time. My big one, though, we'll pass each other before I look away. You'll do like a stair back? I will 100% of the time. My big one, though, is just it's very simple. It's just I'm one step ahead of you at the crosswalk.

Like if people are waiting at the crosswalk, I get there and I take a jump. I take one more step in front of them. I'll just be like, guess who's going first. Yeah, yeah. I'll get hit by a car to make you think I'm tougher than you. I definitely, now that you say that, because I was going to say i don't think i have much because i just don't pay attention to strangers really but if i'm in the car i'll i'll do that like at a red light like i'll be you know first off the yeah yeah and i'm looking at you like dom terretto looking at

fucking yeah when i'm driving i'm racing i'm always like i gotta get ahead of you i gotta get here in my mind it's it's a game so i when I'm driving, I'll do all sorts of like dickhead stuff to be like superior, as you said. But as far as just strangers that I encounter, I'm a big like whenever, you know, when you run in, like you walk into somebody and you both do like the shimmy, like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I went left and you went left and everybody goes right. You got to learn this over here. Everybody goes to the right. We drive on the right. Everybody goes to the right we drive on the right everybody goes to the right

you should never have that thing in the hallway where it's like oh oh oh which way are you going I'm going to go to the right you go to the right we'll never fucking hit into each other that's my thing

so it's just like go that fucking way stop go right always go right I always go left yeah yeah exactly

my thing is always your dick or what that's mine my dick goes left. I don't know about that. Kind of tough to look superior to a stranger when you're four foot five. I'm usually the punk that breaks the eye contact.

Don't look at me. I don't want to be smart. I don't like the eye contact either. I'm with you on that one. Leave me alone. I feel like I will break the eye contact because I don't want you thinking I'm like staring at you

or something will you like stare down a girl? uh a girl? no you know what always happens with girls though? I always feel weird with girls

where I'm looking I'm trying to read their shirt and I'm like they definitely understand their tits it's just like I'm literally just trying to read that shirt I can't

you're walking towards me I'm curious what kind of shirt that is there's a bunch of words on it and I'm just like fucking zoned in titty city. It's always a bright color that sticks out. They know what you're doing,

but then when you do it, you're in trouble. I'm not even acknowledging breasts. I'm just trying to see the shirt. And then you know what you do. Just tell them, I'm just reading your shirt, lady. Then it's totally fine. Excuse me, can you stop for one second real quick? I just want to see the shirt. That's generally what I'm doing. I don't know I just want to see the shirt real quick. Generally what I'm doing,

I don't know if I can't read the shirt, don't wear a shirt with words on it. Well, that's like the old, you know, when they used to wear, was that a thing over in the UK? We had a phase where every girl was just wearing juicy across the butt or a phrase, just like a word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that was like,

well, we're all going gonna be looking at your ass then as long as that's okay but then you can't get you can't be mad at me that's what I'm saying you can't put

you can't you want me to read it I'm gonna read it it sounds like she's got Fendi on her flipping

on her bikini yeah is that Fendi or is that I gotta get a better look very similar you're not wrong I'm kidding

next up KFC fights Very similar. You're not wrong. I'm serious. Next up. Okay, some fights. Nick, Jackie, what's going on? Old scenario for you here. So my mom's got her friend living with her right now, and she tells a story the other day that she's never purchased anything online, not food, not anything from amazon nothing uh i'm convinced this is a full-out fucking lie there's just no way this is possible um

you know i just curious what uh what are some other things you guys have heard fights didn't order anything off amazon until like a ago. I don't buy a lot of stuff online. That was you. What? I definitely had bought things. What's that? Yeah. Really? Bro, I like to try on my clothes, blood.

You know what I'm saying? But I'm not just saying, you know, you don't have to buy clothes. Even with like products, I want to see the product. I'm very much like that. Because you could send it to me and it could break. What about if you want to get a case of water? You don't have to see that. No, just go downstairs and buy water.

Yeah. Go to the corner store. I can run through all the products in the world. I promise you eventually we're going to run into things that it would be easier if you could just click it and have it delivered to you. I think maybe if I lived in the suburbs or something, that might be different. But everything I need is literally on my street. It's much faster than just walk downstairs and we'll get some soap.

We'll get some shampoo. We'll get some groceries. Go get some whatever. It's a lot easier just to be like, all right, I'm just going to walk downstairs and we'll get some soap, we'll get some shampoo, we'll get some groceries, go get some whatever. It's a lot easier just to be like, all right, I'm just going to walk downstairs. Alcohol is in my building. It's very easy. Everything I need is on my street too, but that shit fucking comes to my front door, bro. But it's just like I'm a guy.

You have to carry it. You have to go in. You're lazy. That too. I'm criminally. He's mad lazy. I'm also lazy, but I'm just all about instant gratification. And instant gratification doesn't come when you buy things online.

I need it now. So you know what else that is? It's like you're not like a planner. No. You're not like where it's like, okay, every month I need this toilet paper or this. Like I'm going to run out of this every month, so I need to replenish it every month, so I'm just going to have it delivered in there. You'll wait until it's like, oh, shit, I'm out of it. I'll be on the toilet being like fuck i'm on the toilet paper yeah yeah yeah yeah that's yeah no i feel that but also i mean i i guess i didn't really now i'm just constantly ordering shit for my kids and

stuff like that where it's like oh all right just like click and it'll be here tomorrow and like whatever uh but i guess for myself there's not much much I will buy. But I will do online shopping, clothes shopping. I don't need to try it on. I mean, I'll end up – don't get me wrong. There's a ton of times where I get shit. I'm like, this doesn't fit. Fuck. But I just find it so much easier.

I don't want to go out. I don't want to have to run into these strangers who are going to stare me down. I don't want to have to deal with this shit. So they just legalized weed in Jersey. There's a smoke shop right outside the door at the office. I could have just popped there, but I just ordered a rolling tray, a new rolling tray to celebrate the legalization. I could have literally

just popped it in five seconds, but it comes to my door, so fuck it. It's coming to my door. Have they opened dispensaries yet? No, no, no. That will come. We need to hurry up, bro. Zah's life, man. My weed man amazes me, bro. If I go to Jersey, I can just pick what I want. Drive back under the fucking tunnel or the Williamsburg. I'm life, man. My weed man amazes me, brother. If I go to Jersey, I can just pick what I want. Drive back under the fucking tunnel or the Williamsburg.

I'm good, brother. Zaha doesn't have to get up at 4 a.m. anymore. Has like a whole new career with a huge fan base now. And weed is legalized for you soon. You see why I'm moving to Jersey now, innit? Yeah. You see why I'm really going, innit? It's not for the wife or kids, blood.

It's so I can walk around And just burn my thing In peace blood Trust me I'm in New York lads Get rid of the rats And just burn As freely as you want No rats No cockroaches

Fuck you know I've seen some shit In my building blood In your building? Yeah man I mean in New York Everywhere I see a cockroach yesterday

It was at the bottom I've never seen a cockroach I'm on second floor Cockroaches I was like you can't climb up the stairs let me tell you something good about cockroaches like you have rats and mice

in your building and shit they're dirty there's diseases in their shit and in their you know there's fur and everything cockroaches as creepy as they are very clean bug

oh are they they don't they don't carry disease they don't carry bacteria tasty too yeah yeah these

you see the Africans and the Jamaicans we're very different the Jamaican beef patty I'm down with the cockroaches and the Jamaicans We're very different Jamaican beef patty, I'm down with The cockroaches and the crickets and shit We are on the beach, they are eating the beach Watch, the African's going to try and cancel me now Wakanda forever

Don't forget I am one of us Don't forget blood yeah? I am one of us, yeah? Don't forget blood. You understand? Yeah. Don't fuck about blood. Oh, shit, fam. I got all your blood.

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for just five bucks. All right. Last voicemail. What do we got? Two fights. Nick, what's going on? Got a shout out to bc i've been listening for a long time original mail time listener so you guys do good work got a shout out bc that's my guy um so one of my friends just posted a picture on her instagram and it was a picture of her father and her mother with Olympic passes to Lake Placid.

And it says, 41 years ago, since my mom made my dad leave the game early. And I'm sitting here thinking, this can't be real because they're still together today. And there's no chance a relationship can work after that. I would wake up and look at that woman and go, such a hatred. Anyway, let me know what you guys think. I don't think you know what he's really talking about here. You know the Miracle on Ice? USA beat Russia.

Russia. Ice hockey. It's like the biggest upset in the history of any sport. Wait, they made a movie about it. Yeah, there's a movie on Disney called Miracle. And it is like... The Russian hockey team was like... The Russian hockey team hadn't lost in years.

They were professional hockey players. They were also soldiers. The team was called the Red Army. Red Army! Red Army! But you know how Russia goes. They're probably all doped up they are like an army in the sense

it's like their life, they live it, they breathe it you get fucking shot if you don't play well they had the perfect machine of a team and the USA team was like college kids the USA team was a bunch of college kids not only did they beat them, the USA beat Russia but they played right before the Olympics started and Russia beat them 10-1 I think it was, they, not only did they beat them, the USA beat Russia, but they played right before the Olympics started,

and Russia beat them 10-1, I think it was. 9-1, maybe. And, like, they blew their doors off, so, like, Russia's going into the game thinking we're just going to fucking kick their shit in again. And USA won. It was a shout-out, or 3-1? 3-1.

So they, like, almost blanked them. And it was, like, it was considered, like, it's still considered the biggest upset in sports history. So that's like Greece-Portugal. Oh, in the Euros? All four? Yep.

Is that comparable though? Like, is it really on that level? Yeah, it was like Portugal final. Yeah, that Portugal weather, it was in Portugal.

Portugal had Figo, Ronaldo, certain man was still playing in that team and Greece were Greece were like no disrespect

it was like it was like America versus England now like we'll smoke you man you know what I'm saying it was like you expect England

to go and win it but the Greeks won it in extra time 1-0 do you think there's any I mean I can't even think of something I would

compare it to that game there it really isn't I mean I guess what about basketball is there ever been like a big basketball show? I guess at one point, Villanova,

not Villanova, but even that, we're talking about like, they're in the same, you know, these are still like division one teams playing division one teams. This one's good. This one's bad.

Well, you're talking about like, I guess the, the American basketball Olympic team did come in like third in the, in like those early two thousands. And they came back like with a vengeance. That was the Athens. That 2000s. And they came back with a vengeance. That was the Athens. That was 04.

They got mad for 08. And even that was like, we still should have won for sure. But the best of the best took off and they didn't want to play. But I mean, it would be like if the Patriots lost a college football team. Right. Like if the 18-1 Patriots lost to a college team. Yeah. It would be like. Like if the 18-1 Patriots lost to BC. Yeah. Right. Like if the 18-1 Patriots lost to a college team. Yeah. It would be like.

Like if the 18-1 Patriots lost to BC. Yeah. Right. Right. Where it was just like these kids came out like, fuck it, let's see what happens. And they beat Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. You know, that's what it is. It's just.

So he's at. So his mom. I've never even heard of. You know what the craziest thing about this game? This was a day game. Oh, yeah. They thought it was going to be such a blowout that they didn't even show it on TV.

So they taped the game during the day and then played it on NBC and it was edited. It was most of the game, but it was edited. I don't even know if you... That's the Al Michaels call, right? That's where it comes from? Yeah. I don't even know if it's a thing in the UK, but the phrase, do you believe in miracles, was like

he dropped... Or I don't know, maybe he said that because i don't think i think it became yeah i mean that so that's like a phrase that we say over here for anything you know any anytime there's a big deal and that was like that moment but if i if you were at that game like that's but i would just absolutely lie and say that i stayed i honestly i because like i've i've left games before like it was like all right probably left one. And we pretended we stayed. That's what I mean. But also, that one's just on the – if it was a comeback, like if you left 28-3 –

Yeah, you saw it. You saw most of it. You're an idiot, but you shouldn't have left. It's not crazy that you left. Right. But USA scored – It was wire to wire, right? Russia scored first.

But it wasn't a blowout at any point. You have to be like, no, babe, we're staying. Oh, I thought you were saying you saw America with the lead. It's not like you missed. They came back in 28-3. If you didn't stay to the end, you didn't see America beat Russia. But in this case, you watched them. You know what I mean?

If it was 3-1 and then you left early and it stayed 3-1. Oh, yeah. That's whatever. You didn't see the celebration. Right. But even that, I'd be like, no, we're fucking staying. We're beating Russia. This is the time where we hate Russia.

This is the fucking Cold War era. We are not Cold War era. Maybe that's why they left. They were like, we got to get the fuck out of here. We're about to win. We got to leave. It's dangerous here. There's a play in Mets history where this guy hit a grand slam.

That's when everyone's on the bases to win it in extra innings. So he hits the home run. It's over. And his team mobbed him at first base. So he never actually rounded the bases. So it doesn't go in the books as a grand slam because he only made it to first base. So it's called the grand.

Instead of the grand slam, they call it the grand single. And they had come back in extra innings. And I was at that game, and it was raining the whole time. And my mom was like, we got to leave. Like, I can't do this anymore, kids. And so we – and we heard it – we were in the car leaving. So, like, it was like we left. I guess it was extra innings.

She was like, this is going to go on forever. We just got to go. It was the 14th inning, I think. So she was like, guys, we made it long enough. Like, I got to – I got work. I got this, that. And we just lied forever and told people we were there I saw

Robin McJurdy hit the grand single like yeah absolutely I mean we made up things like remember we were fighting like because we were like we were getting into it with these fans they were yelling at us for standing up too much they were like sit down and we were like fuck you stand up and then you know we concocted the story like remember we were high-fiving them we were friends at the end

like we had a whole lie that we had told. Never fucking happened. Never happened. My dad wanted to leave the World Cup final. So the Soccer World Cup was in South Africa in 2010. And my mom was able to get tickets through her job. My dad wanted to leave the final in 2010 to beat fucking traffic. I was like, no way.

That's such a world cup final. Did you win that final? Oh, yeah. I mean, it's the first and probably only time it'll ever come to Africa. You're there. You want to leave

before it's over? So you don't sit in the car? Just so you beat everyone up? I mean, I'll wait there for like seven hours. I'll wait there for seven hours. Dads are like, we got to make good time.

We got to like, you know, got to beat the traffic. We got to take the right route. I've never left the game early. Never? Never once? Even when we're losing 5-1 in Bayern Munich, brother. Sometimes that's when you make the argument.

Like when you're winning almost, it's like, maybe I could leave early. When you're losing, it's like, well, what if I miss the epic comeback? You know what I mean? Now, we were 5-1 down with 30 minutes to go. And I still sat there. That was a very good bye. And I was in Germany. Very good bye. I could have gone out and sat in the go. And I still sat there. And that was a very good buy-in. And I was in Germany. Very good buy-in.

I could have gone out and sat in the coach and waited for the man there. I sat there. I used to cover minor league baseball in our rule. I would get all my pregame interviews, so I had the sound bites I needed. And then we would just stay for the first, as soon as each team got a hit. Like, all right, there's going to be no hitter. Let's get the fuck out of here. And then sometimes we'd be sitting there. It's like the fifth inning. It's like, well, they're probably going to get a hit. oh there's gonna be no no hitter let's get the fuck out of here and then sometimes we sit there it's like the fifth inning it's like well they're

probably gonna get a hit but we like we gotta wait because if there's no hitter we gotta cover it and everybody i mean it was like get up and go like everybody grabbed their shit and roll uh all right boys appreciate it man no thank you keep doing the damn thing no i appreciate it thank you thank you i mean the youtube numbers are insane and i know you've you're probably like yeah bro i know like we've been doing this for a while but you know have opened our eyes over here Thank you. Thank you. I mean, the YouTube numbers are insane. And I know you're probably like, yeah, bro, I know. We've been doing this for a while, but have opened our eyes over here to so many things with YouTube and with soccer and just the way you do work. So, I mean, it's been an impressive run. I'm always appreciative of people who join up and then do their own thing and make this place better as opposed to just kind of coming in and riding the coattails.

And you have enhanced it and made it better. And Zaha, you've taken it and run with it, man. You're doing way more than you ever, I'm sure, ever planned. Just hanging on, holding on and hanging on, man. Nah, you're doing more. What do you mean, blood? Lucky enough to be able to hold on and hang on on this fucking ride. You're the co-host with the most blood.

Crazy as ride, man. It is the dynamic. Baby, welcome to the party. I told him, blood, when you step into my world, dog, shit's going to change for you, blood. I, dog, shit's going to change for you. I did not know. And I said, it's not for the good.

You understand? What is, people, you drive into YouTube, your Instagram, where can the people, where's the main place to get you? YouTube, right?

YouTube Troops TV. YouTube Troops TV. That's where, that's where it goes down. That's where it goes down, blood. Yeah, listen, we're always yelling at people to subscribe to our channel.

And we're going to do the same then right now. I appreciate that. I think we just hit 227,000. So we're on the road to 250. Oh, yeah, I'm already subscribed to it. Never mind, I'm fucking the best. There you go. So we're going to do a little we're gonna

do a little thing now where where everybody grabs their laptop right now so grab your laptop right now type in t-r-o-o-p-z-t-z for my uk brothers zed for the for the monday my european brothers monday my foreign then now foreign Zed Monday my foreign then now on three we are all gonna hit that subscribe button one

two three wow you know what I'm saying nah but pick up man seriously man even when I came even the first time

I come over you get me I think Fights was off ill at the time you got me on the show straight away even without knowing who I am

you get me so as soon as Zard said to me yo KF wants to bring you on again I said bro that's light work fam you get me you showed me on the show straight away, even without knowing who I am. You get me? So as soon as Zara said to me, yo, KF wants to bring you on again, I said, bro, that's light work, fam. You get me? You showed me love from the get-go. So I appreciate you. Anytime you guys want to come through, it's always a pleasure.

And now I understand you so much better now. Yeah, it's true. The first time around. The first time he was like, I was trying to keep up. He's like, what the fuck? I was trying to keep up. What did this motherfucker say? Now he's at you.

I know what you're saying. I get it now. I get it. But you've got to come on the watch along when he comes on for the night. I got to get involved in that world. We'll get you both on, man. Definitely.

I'm going to wear my Willian kit. That's how you get kicked off. Thank you, fellas. I've got some missions that nobody can see And all of these emotions Are pouring out of me I bring them to the life in you It's only right

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