KFC Radio - Trysta Krick DESTROYED Barstool Philly on the Electric Chair ft Will Compton

Episode Date: June 22, 2021

Subscribe, Rate, Share, and Leave a Review! Subscribe to our youtube channel: barstool.link/KFCRADIO - Feits is sick and his swollen face is hilarious - Foo Fighters brought out Dave Chappelle, of all people - Smitty having to endure Trysta screaming in his ear may have to be the worst electric chair moment in Barstool history - Nate vs Frank Rivalry - Top 5 Things to do when you’re sick - Corinna Kopf made $165,000 on from a single picture on only fans - Voicemails - Choosing between two girls - Guy discovers the combine video - What ocean animal would be most terrifying on land? - 01:16:00 Will Compton talks Bussing with the Boys, preparing for a career in entertainment after football, Mike Vrabel and much more Let us know what you think on twitter: @KFCRadio @KFCBarstool @Feitsbarstool @_willcomptonYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Are you ready for that? Are you ready for that? It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It's KFC and Feidelberg, and your boy Fights is down bad right now. He looks like when you're trying to make yourself have a double chin and you pull your fucking neck back, and you got a fat chipmunk face, except that's just his face right now. What do you got, tonsillitis?

You got swollen lymph nodes? I went to a clinic, so I don't know what I have. They were just like, here's medicine. And then I was like was like well what if this doesn't work and they're like well then you should probably see a doctor yeah see the rise i don't know if this has been a thing forever or not but the rise of the clinic the the whether they they've had a million names they used to be dock in a box now they're minute clinics then they're apple med west med all this shit i don't know if this is common. Maybe I just sound like an idiot.

But when people ask me, like, do you have a doctor? I'm like, no, bro. I go to the place next to Dwayne Reed. Like I just go to this fake-ass little place where the person I'm talking to, I don't even know if they have a medical degree. And they're there to prescribe penicillin for fucking STDs. That's what's going on. It's a true clinic in the sense that it's just there for your dick and your vagina.

But that's where I go anytime I'm sick. And COVID. Yeah, like. They're like, you might have COVID. I was like, well, I don't know. I got both vaccines. Yeah, probably not, idiot. I was like, I was.

I was like, I don't even know this was a symptom of COVID, like sore throat. That doesn't make any sense. But they were like, when I asked, I i was like so what if this doesn't work and she just chooses me she's like go to the emergency room for sure i love when it's like i am i cannot help you at all like like what like the idea that like people or when you're filling out forms and shit and they're like who's your like family practitioner or your your whatever the words are you're like your your regular doctor or whatever i'm like bro what i haven't done that like i don't go to the dentist i don't have a pediatrician that i've been going to since i was like 10 i just you know find a clinic when i need something that's really i have like emergencies

you know i have like surgeons and I have fake doctors at the clinic. That's the life of everybody in the city. I don't know if you know, you're in the burbs, maybe you got to go to like an actual medical practice,

but the rest of us, we're just going to strangers on the corner. My mom was surprised when I called her and I was on the way to the clinic and she's like,

you don't have a doctor yet? And I was like, what? You've been there for five years. I was like, lady, do you think I'm going to the doctor behind your back? Like, if I got a fucking general practitioner and I was going to doctor's appointments, I would be screaming that from the rooftops. I would be telling you, I'd be so proud. Your boy's an adult.

But guess what? I'm not. So now I just fucking go to a clinic down the street yeah that's like i can't even imagine that there's real doctors those in-between doctors even exist she was like she was like dr house but like the opposite where he it was house house just does like broad spectrum antibiotics all the time and she was like because I guess actually, I guess very similar to House. She just gave me a million medicines. She was like, take them all. She's like, just take all these. This one's a steroid.

This one's a pill. This one's a shot. This is like, we're just going to try everything. All right, let's do it. I swear these people don't even have degrees. I swear to God. I swear that was like a dermatologist or something. I don't fucking know about swollen tonsils.

I'm here for like acne, dude. Is it a sore throat or are your tonsils fucked? You have your tonsils? Kevin, I don't even know where my tonsils are. Yeah, I feel like most people – you think more people have their tonsils or don't have their tonsils? Have. Have?

What about wisdom teeth? You think more people have wisdom teeth or don don't have their tonsils? Have. Have? What about wisdom teeth? You think more people have wisdom teeth or don't have wisdom teeth? Don't have. I feel like adult tonsils are a problem. If your tonsils get fucked up when you're an adult, I feel like they're like an emergency. Where are they? Are they here? Yeah, they're like – but they're – I think when you have tonsillitis, when it's real bad, they touch.

They almost like close up your throat. It's like inside your throat. They never even checked my tonsils. They didn't do that. What? Did they look at your throat? No. Don't you have a sore throat?

Very. They didn't put a tongue depressor in there? No, no, no. They did one of those things. They did look at your throat. They did. They tested it. They didn't put a tongue depressor in there? No, no, no. They did one of those things. So they did look in your throat. Well, they did. They tested it. They didn't look at it.

I had to be like, as I look, my face is really swollen. Yeah, you look like a fat fucking chipmunk right now. Yeah. And they were like. Go to YouTube and watch. You got to see John's aesthetic for this. It's just ugly. It's bad.

It hurts really bad. I can't even eat. I can't open my mouth. This sucks. Yeah, no, these sound terrible. The last thing in the world you want to do is a podcast, I'm sure. Yeah. Well, you know what?

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We got Will Compton on the show, the boy Will Compton from Bussin. We're going to talk. We'll do some voicemails, of course. We got our top five in a moment. Before Feidelberg is maybe you got sick because you uh maybe the world has been you know so sheltered and separated that you went to the garden and got crammed in there with 20 000 people and you got also i bet you everybody's walking out of there sick because you haven't been around that many people in two years yeah that was that

honestly that's probably it no no i'm not even kidding it's like they said how much the flu went down during the past 18 months because nobody was transmitting a regular disease. I bet you being back at the Garden, fights went to the first concert back at MSG, Foo Fighters, big hubbub in the office, by the way. Glennie Balls, none too pleased that it was not Billy Joel reopening the Garden. And I got to be honest, I got to be honest,

it kind of should have been Billy Joel. Yeah, I get that argument. That's okay. And he's not – I thought it was like he'll be there this weekend. He's not there until November. So, like, that was – it should have been Billy. But it was – I mean, you can't really complain. It's not like they put some scrubs up there.

It was Foo Fighters, and the big bring out, the big surprise guest was Dave Chappelle. The place with bananas. Bananas, I'm sure. I was thinking like, oh, big guest from Foo Fighters. Maybe it is Billy Joel, or maybe it's Jay-Z, or some New York staple, or some musical icon. Nope, it's a guy who doesn't make music at all. It's just Dave Chappelle, which I think, like, I would rather see that. You know, I don't care about, like, when you go to a concert,

you want to see a good show. You want to, like, hear the music, and it's cool when they can put on a good display. But also, I'd rather, I don't care if you can sing or not, I'd rather bring out, like, I don't know, Ryan Reynolds is here. I'd be like, oh, fucking cool, Ryan Reynolds is here. I don't give a shit if you can sing or not We bring out the cast of Always Sunny

Alright, fucking great So yeah, Chappelle gets the pop of the night It's hard to creep to this song I think anyone can sing Well, okay, two things First of all, did you know that this is Chappelle's go-to move? No. He has done this with Ed Sheeran

He's done this with bradley cooper with lenny kravitz with john mayer with erica badu he's done this in a strip club he's done this on stage at parties always radio always creep by radiohead it's like his karaoke it's like his party trick like you know there's the guy who can wrap his dick around his wrist like a watch dave chapelle's party trick is that he sings Creep by Radiohead. And apparently, I didn't put this in my one-minute man because I couldn't find any proof of it, but according to Dante, they were both once on the Howard Stern show,

which, again, I can't find any record of this. I'm sure if I searched Foo Fighters, Dave Grohl, Dave Chappelle, or Howard Stern, it would pop up. It didn't. But he claims that Dave Grohl and Dave Chappelle were once talking. Dave Chappelle made fun of him and his crowds for being too white. And Dave Grohl was like, fine, next show you can come on and you can fucking rap or something. And he was like, no, no, no, I'll come on stage, but I'm going to do Radiohead.

And that was a couple years ago. So Dante was like, this was years in the making. But I think it's more, it's apparent that he just – if he's not doing comedy, he's singing Creep. Now, the other thing I was going to say though is you just said everybody can sing Creep. I mean I know – if you asked me like what's a Radiohead song, I would have said Creep. I don't know this song one bit. You don't know – I don't know Creep.

First of all, I thought it was Nine Inch Nails in the moment. Okay, that confused – did you tweet that? I deleted it. Okay, I caught it at first, and I was like, did he do two songs? Because I saw people say Radiohead, and then you said Nine Inch Nails. You were all backwards. Yeah, but I don't know that song. It's a very Nine Inch Nails-y song.

Yeah, definitely. I think that's a normal mix-up in my mind. If you don't know that music all that well, to me, 90s kind of hardcore rock type of alternative shit, I think of Nine Inch Nails and Radiohead is very, very similar. It was funny, though. I don't really know the Foo Fighters. I just went for the experience. I obviously know some Foo Fighters songs.

Sure. You know the singles right i probably i okay i'm gonna try and name great uh food fighter songs right now um oh i can't do it people could be mad about this one but uh this is looking at the sky to save me looking for the catalyte that one um what's the one where they go, this is the best. Is that Best of Me or something? Yeah, Best of You. That's the one I know. People are probably puking right now.

Foo Fighters fans are like, they're like soccer fans. They're like, you know, they get fucking... And I don't know them, but I respect them. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying they stink. I very much enjoy the Foo Fighters. I just don't listen to them that much.

I don't know their catalog. Right. And I don't feel like you need to know them or listen to them all the time to just know that Dave Grohl is the fucking man. I think in music, it's super rare. John Mayer is kind of doing it right now with The Dead. And anybody who's been in a band and then gone solo kind of doing it right now with the dead and anybody who's been in a band and then gone solo kind of does it but i feel like dave grohl is almost like kurt warner like going to the super bowl with different franchises being being in nirvana and like the drummer in nirvana and the

front man of foo fighters is like oh yeah you are that fucking dude and i've always heard good stories about him he just seems like one of the guys who does celebrity life the right way so i just think of them as like the only and last like big time rock band that you know it's not pop and it's not new age shit it's just like guitars drums front man long hair like rock music so even though i don't know him or love him i i feel like they're there you can still still really respect them. Yeah, for sure. They are actually definitely the last – who was the last band? That's what I mean. Like when I was thinking – we did that Barguments thing about like can you be a rock band that doesn't trash a hotel room or a country singer that can't drive a stick?

And I was trying to think of like bands to talk about and i was like the only like rock band is really in my mind them uh like the like i guess like the killers but i don't think of them as i don't know like for some reason i think yeah a little bit poppy they're a little bit like folksy at times folk music yeah to me it's just like the Foo Fighters. I feel like they're the band that wouldn't trash a hotel room, though. They're it. They're the last ones, but they're kind of nice.

But Chappelle was like the moment of the night, I'm sure. I was someone who has a better knowledge of their catalog would probably say a different song was. I was rocking out the whole night, but i wasn't really singing along because i don't really know most of the words but um dude that's an awkward spot to be in you had a good time doing that i would just be i feel like when i'm there and i don't know it's you know we've talked about this before the concert is the average white man's predator it's the average white man's predator. It's the average white man's kryptonite where it's like you're not a hot chick who can just shake her ass.

You don't know how to dance. You don't have rhythm, especially if you're at a rap concert. You can't even say half the words. You don't fit in. But if you don't even know the words, what are you doing? Rock's easier. Rock was headbanging. Rock, I took care of i never felt awkward or weird last night i don't know like i saw like jay-z at fenway

that i was awkward i i saw yeah was that with uh with timberlake yeah yeah i did the new york one of that tour no i went like three nights in a row it It was weird. It's too much. It's a lot. It wasn't like, you know, I'm not going to die hard for either of them. It was just like, it was there. Yeah. Yeah.

That was, that was like a, when Jay-Z and Eminem were here and when Jay-Z and Timberlake were here, that was like a social thing. It was like, yeah. Do you have tickets? Who do you know as tickets?

How many nights are you going? Was it like, was it weird like when it first started? Were they talking about COVID? Were they talking about like return of music? Were people geeking out or was it just like – because people are talking about it like it was a watershed moment in history, like the return of music. And I was like, i don't know if there's if there's one thing that i feel like has minimized and i and i say that word very lightly because i know it's still a serious situation but the return to regular life has been so like normal that i think it's kind of minimized like the hysteria

of covid so i feel like i would just be like yeah we went to a concert it's back we do concerts yeah i don't think they i don't recall them making i look so, I don't recall them making – I look so fat. I don't recall them making a mask. You look like when they do those apps. Like when Ken Jack comes around with a picture and takes a photo of just your face and you know you're about to be fat and old. But that's just your face, bro. It's not enough. Bro, you can feel them so slow.

Yeah. But the – I was going to say, I don't think they overdid it I don't think they made a massive deal on it they definitely mentioned it I don't think I wasn't in there I was a little late so I wasn't there for the first show it was dude getting a fucking ticket on Ticketmaster

is a god damn nightmare because I had to keep making accounts and logging in I think i bought three tickets and i just that would be the most vitalberg thing ever dude dropped like seven hundred dollars of tickets just to get it in one it was there's me and nate and like nate so it's actually nate was on bio and he he somehow i stood in line to get Frankie Bradley a t-shirt, which I might have lost.

Wow. What a friend you are. I'll be honest. Somebody asked me to do that. I'm like, if it takes me under three minutes, I'll do it. Otherwise. I offered him. I texted him.

I know. Oh, wow. What a friend. What a friend. So I was in line getting the fucking t-shirts. I get that. I was going to get myself one too. I didn't have any of my size left.

I got Nate and Frankie a t-shirt. By the time I get out of line, Nate's like, I went inside. I'm like, well, I don't have a ticket, man. Do you have a ticket? You had to buy one? No. It just kept being like... I think he bought more. Wow.

Because he kept trying to transfer me the tickets, and it would just take a message and be like, no, you can't do that. That makes sense. Honestly, I was asking people at ticket windows. I'm like, can you help? They're like, nope, that's a third party. We don't do that shit. I'm like, okay. Well, it says right here I have a ticket.

Can I just go in? And they're like, no, you can't do that. It was like honestly probably taking howard again and um that too i would have given up a for a band that i don't really know i would have been like okay i'm out of here i texted nate three different times i was like yo i'm just gonna split he's like no no i'll fix it i'll fix it um but i for sure would have gone home so i don't know what they i don't know what they opened the show talking about but by the time i got in there, they were. I saw one clip. He said he did something where they finished the lyrics for him or they shouted something back at him.

And he just said, God damn, I missed that attention. Which is probably so true for the mega famous people. We heard it all COVID long from the comics that we interview. How they realized how much of a void in their life it was not being able to go on stage. And I think that was because of their craft and their work but also because they were used to like seven nights a week having adoring fans suck their dick and if you're a band like food fighters who you're used to getting you know 50 000 people chanting your name a few times a week and you all of a sudden that's gone it's probably a problem man it's probably like like like a your brain is

not right without it yeah you definitely you're definitely missing a certain serotonin or dopamine right for sure and then uh but so for you chapelle was the the moment yeah yeah i mean the whole thing was it was all great it was really really fun i had an absolute blast at it like again i'm not the biggest if you could have one person come out musical musical or otherwise, at your – let's say you're at your favorite concert and they bring a person out. It doesn't have to be a singer. Who would you want? That's a good ATI question. Who do you want your surprise – it's almost like wrestling.

You know what? Everybody should have their own theme music the way wrestlers do for their life. Imagine that. If Dave Chappelle, if you heard, like, ladies and gentlemen, and you heard, like, Chappelle show, Chappelle show. It was like, what? Your theme music drops and you make an appearance. I would fucking love that. Everywhere Stone Cold goes, the glass breaks.

People know. It would be someone who doesn't fit. Yes, I agree. Weirdly, the first person who came to mind, and it's probably only because he's done two separate shows with weird bands that were both sick, Kendrick Lamar. Really?

Kendrick Lamar did, what was it? Oh, wait, no, it wasn't Kendrick Lamar. You look so fat. When you look up like that, it looks like Dennis when he's the sex offender in Always Sunny. It makes no sense. It's crazy. Put your chin up like this. Look up.

You can see it. You really can. You know what? You should use one of those rollers. I think it's filled up. I think it's got fluid. You've got to push know what? You should use one of those rollers. I think it's filled up. I think it's got fluid. You've got to push it out. It's very full of fluid.

Does it hurt? Oh, it hurts immensely. You can't push it? Oh, yeah. I can't open my mouth. Oh, it mints. All right. Well, let's keep it moving then. So a dream moment for Robbie and I think Chuck out there

at seeing Foo Fighters and Dave Chappelle come out. An absolute nightmare moment for the Sixers fans here at Barstool Sports. Roan, Smitty, and Fran. Not only do the Sixers lose Game 7. Not only is it the end of the process, not only is the window shut and it's pretty much a wrap, but all the while for their game. Why is that?

Why is the process over? Yeah. They have three max contracts like Ben Simmons. I mean, you know, we were joking around about restarting the process, just trade everybody for a bunch of picks and start the process over again. But if people don't want Ben Simmons and his contract and people are not going to want Tobias' contract and you still got Embiid, but the whole idea was always staying super lean,

young guys that are on their rookie contract and if they haven't proven themselves ship them out of town for more picks until you amass like the right guys and and then you go all in with it they kind of went all in they gave the max contracts out and it's not only did it not work this year it's very clear that like you know it's not just like oh we fell short it's like oh ben simmons is afraid to shoot a basketball tobias harris is nowhere close to a max contract and ambide is a big man so he can't really play like by himself in today's world so it's not like done but it's not they're not you know they used to be like so set for the future and the future is bright now it's more like you're gonna have to make a you know square peg in a round hole to try to pull this thing out.

But not only is all that on the court happening, off the court, during the electric chair, what I'm saying is the worst electric chair moment of all time, I think. Trista Crick, Xena Warrior Princess screaming in Smitty's ear, talking shit to Roan and Fran the whole time, just laughing it up. I can't think of a worse. I mean, she's been going at it with them like all year. And this would be like if she was like, Tuka Rask sucks. She was on the other side of that all year long.

And you were arguing for him. And then you get bounced and she's at Borelli's screaming in your your ear as bad as all those other goons were imagine if it was trista in your ear hole i i listen i i said it on the rundown and i'll say it again people were like oh you can't say that i would have hit trista i would have hit if she was screaming in my ear i wouldn't have closed fist punched her but i would have face mushed her i would have given one like get out of my face screaming someone's ear like that is almost like fucking hitting somebody that's like i i can't be held responsible for my involuntary reaction in that in that moment that's exactly what i was gonna say that i had to you know that's right yeah i i

more restraint than i ever could imagine from smitty in that situation uh now it was a lot of trista haters out there and i hate to break it to you. If you are a Trista hater, this is Portnoy's dream. He just found a new foil to Smitty. He loved Smitty versus Spider Monkey, and that kind of died out. He's going to keep Trista around forever now just to continue to harass Smitty, who he doesn't like. So, I mean, he loved every second of it. He called it. He opened up his live stream talking about it today.

Like, anybody who was like, oh, like, she's done here. Don't worry. Oh, no, no, no. Lifetime contract for Trista Crick now. Because Portnoy just loves a whack pack who bothers the people that he doesn't like. And Trista's going to bother Smitty for the rest of his life. It is. He really had to get missed.

That was the only move he really had to get physical that was the only that was the only movie you had to it was i i so badly wanted to get physical when i was dealing with the those guys after the islanders game but i was like i was on the side of a highway this you were you could just pick just up put it through a tape just good you gotta throw it right out the window of the philly house just right onto the streets of phil Philadelphia and let those people deal with her. See you later. I mean, that's true. You should have put out a sign and marched around town.

Honestly, if, if, if like, like in diehard with a vengeance, when he's got to walk around Harlem with the sandwich board around him, put her out on the street with a shirt that just said, I am Trista Crick from Barstool sports.

She wouldn't walk out alive. She'd be dead right now today. Ben Simmons has, was it balloon hands or something like that? I mean, just, you know, one of the worst trolls, but in the end, it ends up being the best troll ever. I think it might be – I had my Connor Gillespie moment. I had a moment this year with the Jets when they won a game on the electric chair. I haven't had many opportunities.

I've had a couple heartbreaks, but I haven't just had many games to even sit in on. Was this your worst electric chair moment this year? This one didn't really happen because like Game 6

we were at, so I wasn't really on it that much. We were at the Coliseum and you couldn't really get that. I've never gone back to watch it, but – Right. No, it didn't have the same juice as Borelli's, yeah. And then Borelli's wasn't that bad because I always – that's why I was laughing when Mr. Borelli would spike a shot in my face.

I didn't care because I was like, the Bruins are winning the series. Who gives a shit? Also, it's tough. Like, Mr. Borelli, it's an enjoyable thing. You're almost happy for this guy who's living out this dream. I would have been as mad as I would have been. Having Mr. Borelli in your face is a billion times better than having it be Trista in your face. Oh, absolutely.

I did start to get angry at Mr. Bradley, but when it started, I was angry just at the world. During Game 6, when it started to sink in, I'm like, we are going to lose the series. It had never crossed my mind until middle of Game 6.

I was like, we're going to win the series. It was easy to laugh and stuff like that but the i mean this it's it could not be anyone it's the worst i mean uh my list of people you know dave is kind of like number one when dave it it's it's gonna be funny like the final chapter of barstool or these later days of barstool where like dave has gone on to such a different level that like nobody is gonna remember or know the new people who know dave aren't gonna know about like his quote-unquote rivalry with me when it comes to like the jets and the pats and my teams versus his teams and him versus shay and

all this shit but there was a time where it was like that was the storyline always. He laughed at me, and the worst thing I could think of was losing a game to him. So he'll still always have the crown. But Frank, for me, I said on We Gotta Believe, if the Mets make it to the playoffs, I'm not watching a game with him. I will just decline. I will tell Dave no. I am not doing it. I'm not going to the Mets make it to the playoffs, I'm not watching the game with him. I will just decline. I will tell Dave. No,

I'm not. I am not doing it. I'm not going to choose to correct myself. I will not be Smitty. And it's weird because Frank is technically on the same side as me, but I won't subject myself to that because I can't, I won't let myself get cricked because I mean, imagine,

imagine if I tried to get physical with Frank, imagine if he was screaming at me and I tried to like fight Frank. Imagine me pushing Frank around. We can't have that. One person told him to shut up, and it was like the end of the world. Oh, I didn't even think about that. I was kind of just thinking about it for my own personal enjoyment. Like, the Mets are so rarely in the playoffs, and if they do make it,

I think they have a good chance to make some noise, so I'm not going to ruin this by sitting and watching with Frank. But now thinking about I'm not even allowed to clap back at him or people are going to tell me that I'm like, I don't know. I don't even know. I need to handle him with kid gloves. Fuck that. Not doing it. Will not let myself get Fleming to the same way that Smitty got cricked.

That whole saga was some serious, like, I miss the old Barstool show. We're getting mad at people for bullying now? For people who don't know that, because it didn't quite pop, Nate was playing cornhole with Frank. And, like, Frank had his fucking meltdown. I'm 0-900. Nothing ever goes well for me. Welcome to the fucking party, dude. And Nate was like, why are we treating this guy like a baby

Just being an adult That's all he said And people were like How dare you say that Nate Because what Because Frank is like weird and eccentric And people were like, how dare you say that, Nate? Because what? Because Frank is weird and eccentric. He can't take any sort of criticism or any sort of ball busting.

Like, yeah, old Barstool. Bullying. He was not mad, but bullying. The things that would have been said about him in the old days, like, come on, man. Like, give me a fucking break so i i like frank i've had i've had good experience with frank i've had a great time at a hockey game with him i've also been annoyed by frank that shouldn't be a controversial statement no i mean that's that's pretty much everyone's existence with frank fleming is like yeah i've had some enjoyable moments and then i've had some moments where he drives you absolutely crazy and i think frank

would know that and understand that i think that's pretty much everyone's experience with everybody yeah with the whole fucking world uh so who would be at barstool and then also in in just like if you could pick like the worst person in the world period like you could pick like frank fleming for me also i think it would be absolutely horrendous and this is not political so don't make it one. Don't make it that way. But, like, if I was an electric chair with, like, Tucker Carlson, and he was like a – if the Mets were playing, like, the Dodgers in the NLCS and Tucker Carlson was a Dodgers fan, like, chirping at me, I don't think I'd be able to handle that.

What made you think that? I don't know. I was just thinking who was, like, the most annoying person. I could see him just like eating like popcorn. And like trying to talk about baseball like he talks about anything else. And I just be like, shut the fuck up, Tucker, in his little bow tie. You know what I mean? I think I would just go bananas.

I would lose my fucking mind. Bring in Frank. Get Tucker out of here. But Trist is up there, man. I don't even have a beef with her as far as like simmons and the sixers the way smitty did but i it would be hard you'd be hard pressed to find someone at barstool who's more who's worse than that because there's a level of like deserving it you know like when you go up against if you if you can you know

it sounds funny using that terminology but like you go up against a Barstool personality in these things, and if it's an OG or someone who's done a lot of work here, been around a while, there's almost like a mutual handshake at the end like the hockey teams do. And not with Tristan. People would be like, no, fuck that. Dude, you say old school Barstool. One of mine might be gas

Oh that's tough Playoff Pauly Pauly playoffs Watching a hockey game with Pauly playoffs Would be Because he's an anti-Tuka And he's only anti-Tuka Right he wants the bees to win

But he hates Tuka He doesn't have an actual take on Tuka No He just starts pot I'm just fucking with John Yes So I do a good job at ignoring it On Twitter, but if we were in the same room. Face to face.

Hands would be broken. And yeah, that's a guy who I think you could, you should be able to fight him, you know? Yeah. Like throw some hands. Doesn't have to be like a rough and rowdy thing. It can just be a one time in the moment, you know? I said if Smitty had just done the Dave Chappelle Chappelle, Howard Dean uppercut, boom, right then and there. I, you know, I know that's not allowed, but I don't think there is a jury alive that would convict.

I think they'd be like, well, but did you see? Did you see the scream? Just a scream. Just like not a word, not phrase not a thing just loud decibels in your fucking eardrum in like what's arguably the worst moment of your i mean they were talking about you know is this worse than like losing uh when you had mcnab and the playoffs like is this worse than they were they were thrown out somebody said it's worse than the joe carter walk off like really bad i know i mean well well here's the here's the how because I

know Joe Carter was like you know in the World Series final game so obviously a bit different but if you had told the Sixers fans you've got to get through the Bucs and then either the Suns or the Clippers to win the title you would be saying like this is our best chance at an NBA championship maybe fucking ever. And all you gotta do to get to the Bucs is get through Kevin Herter and the fucking Hawks.

They would be salivating. Who loves Bucs, Hawks, Clippers, Suns? Clippers, Suns in the Western Conference, Bucs, Hawks. It's crazy. It's three teams that have never won a title and one team not since 1965 or something. So it's like the NBA is quote-unquote nightmare in terms of classic franchises, although there's a whole new young crop of superstars

and people are going to get exposure to all these new teams. I don't think it's the worst thing in the world. But, yeah, if it's Atlanta versus Phoenix in the title, absolutely gruesome. I heard – I get you know if it's atlanta versus phoenix in the title oh absolutely gruesome i heard i don't know if this is true or not i love kevin herder now the white boy ginger on the on the hawks and i don't know he's like i mean bright orange hair paler than you are and he put up like 29 points last night just lights out and i don't know if it's i somebody i was tagged in some conversation so i don't know if it's his actual like widespread um nickname but somebody said that they call him red velvet because red velvet's still actually a chocolate

cake but on the out but on the outside it's red so like he's this kid who can ball so black people fuck with him but he's this white boy ginger so he's red velvet so yeah i mean i don't know an all-time bad electric chair villain troll moment so tweet at us i guess with your your worst combos for at barstool and just life in general who would be the worst person to kick you while you're down during a uh a big loss for your team um we'll do our top fives while we're speaking about getting kicked while you're down during a big loss for your team. We'll do our top fives while we're speaking about getting kicked while you're down. Johnny is down and out, so today we're going to do top five things. I don't know if you've noticed yet.

I just keep moving. I know. I'm trying to find a place to be comfortable. I know. You go up. You go down. I feel like when you sit down, you get more congested. You stand up.

I don't know. You're just moving. We're going to get through this, Johnny.ny we're gonna rip through this babe top five um things to do when you're sick top five things you like to do top five things that alleviate the sickness just top five things when you're sick it's brought to you by free fly an important thing when you are down and out is to be comfortable get in your comfortable clothes and the thing about free fly is whether you are sick on the couch or whether you are out hunting hiking uh out there in the wilderness or you're just going to the office going to the bar whether you are uh up and about or down and out free fly is comfortable for all those occasions they make their shirts out of

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She just offered that advice. Oh, I was going to say, does this have something to do with, like, being sick? Nope, she just goes, you might want to look into SPF shirts. Are you, are you, I guess you're just pale as fuck. Yeah, I'm not sunburned. Mind your fucking business. Are you – well, I guess you're just pale as fuck. Yeah, I'm not sunburned. Like, what are you – Mind your fucking business, okay? Yo, that might be the single most unnecessary thing to –

that is a true – you should have said, mind your fucking business, lady. It made no sense. It was not applicable to anything. She was getting something out of the cabinet, and she just turns around and goes, you know they make SPF shirts now? You might want to look into those. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

That is preposterous. That's like being like, yeah, you know, they make socks with the left and right feet now. You might want to get a pair of those. What does that have to do with anything, lady? Just get me my medicine, fake doctor. You're a fucking thing. Well, they got you covered, though.

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you've been doing, maybe? I haven't started it yet, but once I'm done with this, it starts. Watch Harry Potter. Wow! Is that the go-to? You watch all eight of, but once I'm done with this, it starts. Watch Harry Potter. Wow. Is that the go-to? You watch all eight of them?

Whenever I'm sick, I just watch Harry Potter all day. Wow. I mean, the thing is, if you can make it through eight Harry Potters, you're sick, bro. It's like, oh, fuck. This is like a full 48-hour bug because it's been a day, and I'm still not right. I've said it before. I do try and get through all. Well, they're all like two-plus hours, right?

So you're probably pushing about 24 hours. There's eight of them. I believe it's like 28 hours. I'm 22 hours and something. Yeah, I could see it just being under 22, 24. I think that's what it is. But I've tried. I've never gotten – I fell asleep like during the eighth one one time. That think that's what it is. But I've tried. I've never gotten,

I fell asleep like during the eighth one, one time. That was the closest I ever got. And that gives you your comfort while you're sick, huh? Very much so. I'm going to go with throwback. I'm going to go cliche,

but it's got to go number one for me. And it's not something that happens now, but it's something that happened for the first 15, 20 years of your life. And of course, it's the price is right. And it's not just the price is right. can throw in make a deal right make a deal let's make let's make a deal um or like the daytime talk shows or people's court family feud like there's just there's this whole world when you're when you're sick and you're in school age you realize there's this whole world that you didn't know existed and it's all like stay-at-home moms and sick kids and grandmas and shit the people who just don't go

anywhere during the day and it's like oh the television actually works between these hours like there's actually programming on and of course the price is right specifically bob barker was always king of that time. And it's funny because we say it, and it only takes up a smidge of your day, and then fucking what? But there's something about spinning here in the wheel, that beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, or doing the showcase. It's the king of sick programming. Number two is making noises.

Just like, ah, ah, ah. yeah yep yep yeah i for the last like hour before the show started i was laying on the couch like basically just exhaling the evil yep i just like get it out get it out yeah i i i i'm gonna i'm gonna piggyback off of that pick with my pick because what the noises does is alerts everybody. And what that does is my pick here. The overall best part of being sick is the sympathy. Getting sympathy is my favorite thing in the world. There would be times, I mean, you know, I've had, what, seven surgeries? Every time I, you know, fucked up a neck, a bone be times i mean you know i've had what seven surgeries every time i you know fucked up a neck a bone a disc uh you know i was getting surgery and then everyone's

like oh man do you need anything can i help you oh i'll get that don't worry the amount of i'd almost be happy when i'm going into surgery because i'm like i'm not gonna have to do shit for six to eight weeks motherfucker and when you're sick when you're real sick and someone actually is like there to take care of you and you just groan and moan and all that shit and they take care. No expectations. No. I'm not doing nothing. Dishes.

Nothing. That's being sick. That's sympathy, baby. The I do think, by the way, I do think that the making noises, I do think it works. I do think expelling it. I think there works. I do think it makes it. Expelling it? I think there's medical usage to it.

Yeah, I think medical applications of you know. Yeah, well there's got to be a reason why like we and animals like moan, you know, when you're injured

or sick, you're like, ehhh. It's like it's like they've done studies on like weight lifting

and like you lift more weights when people are watching or when music is on. It's like they've done studies on weightlifting. You lift more weights when people are watching and when music is on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or when you swear, you're stronger and you're tougher when you swear. Really? Interesting. Yeah, remember there was one like the History of Swears or whatever on Netflix? And then they do that experiment where they put their hand in a bucket of ice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they do that experiment where they put their hand in a bucket of ice. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And then another one, if you keep swearing, it lasts like it's like their hands went up like 15 seconds without it. And like three minutes with it. Yeah. It was, it was a stark difference.

Yeah. There, there, there's also a study that was done that was like, um, uh, who was telling me about it? Was it you?

No. The story of, I remember being against it it was hope it was like if if you if you have a little bit of hope it was like if i threw you in the fucking ocean and it was like you got to tread water to survive and you were like well no help's coming you would die in like five minutes and if if i threw you in the ocean and like there was a boat that would like come by every now and then you could tread water for like 35 hours there was some experiment was like if you give them even the littlest bit of hope these rats could tread water for like 65 days i was actually

against it because i was like fuck hope i don't want hope i i that makes sense like your body definitely gives up it's over Yeah, there's no reason. Yeah, this could be it for John, by the way. This might be his last top five ever. All right, what do you got? Next pick. Soup. Great pick.

Great pick. I'm going to order some soup right now. Yeah. I'll go with my food pick. Drinking ginger ale. Ginger ale is not even a drink to me. Ginger ale is like a medicine. It's like an elixir.

I mean I don't only drink it when I'm sick, but it's definitely a hangover slash sickness. Like when I – especially from like – I feel like my grandma would like prescribe it. She'd be like, here's some like warm ginger ale with ice chips. It can't be regular ice. It's got to be ice chips. And then whether it's placebo or what, all I know is my fucking stomach was feeling better. It is weird. It's like this is what St. Bernard's actually carried in their thing.

It wasn't whiskey. It was fucking ginger ale. I feel like the soup is the food form of that, though. Like, I eat soup other times. I very much enjoy soup, like like no matter what the circumstance but when you're it's like you can have ginger ale and soup whenever you want but you have to have those when you're sick that's kind of yeah you know the venn diagram of it all um so yeah what kind of soup specifically though uh chicken got it gotta be gotta be you're not gonna get lobster bisque when you're sick you know it's the it's the broth that you got to get so yeah lobster bisque actually stinks even when you're not get lobster bisque when you're sick. It's the broth that you gotta get.

Lobster bisque actually stinks even when you're not sick. Lobster bisque is a bad soup. That's not true. There's not enough. There's one little tiny piece of lobster in there. It's lobster soup. It's not lobster meat. I know, but there should be more meat. That's like saying when you get tomato soup,

there's not enough tomatoes to chew on. It's not how it works. Alright, whatever.. All right. Whatever. You're up. We're good arguing. That's fair. You're up.

Just sitting in the shower. Just sit right on the fucking floor. Piss everywhere. Oh, God. John's like nothing like sitting in your own piss when you're sick it's the best what am i my fourth pick dick yeah but i think you skipped two we went straight from um making noises to john did super right effort did you have did you snake sympathy sympathy oh sympathy got it yeah um my oh this is this is crazy that this slipped to the fourth pick uh losing weight baby oh yeah that's a great one you get a stomach bug and you come out of it like 20 pounds lighter oh there's nothing

better than the fucking the the like malaria diet Give me one of those fucking tapeworms. Give me something where I can't keep anything down for 48 hours. I'm ready for fucking spring break after that, bitch. All right. I can't believe this one. This is my fifth? Yep. Excuses.

It's so nice to not have to lie. You spend so much of your life pretending to be sick to not do stuff. And then it's like actually hitting traffic on the way to work. Right. There's actually traffic. There's a reason why. So wait. So I guess under that umbrella falls sick days, like not having to go to work?

Yeah. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, you can separate it. Okay, because then I'm taking sick days. So you're talking about getting out of like social events? I mean, I meant like even this. Like it was nice to call you and be like, oh, I'm sick.

Right, okay. I was going to say the same thing about work. Like getting out of school or getting out of work when it's real, when you call up and you're not even putting on a fake voice. You're not even exaggerating. You're just like, yo, boss, I'm fucking sick. And you mean it and and honestly as good of a liar as you might be people can tell but your voice when you're actually sick like and you know it you you say it differently there's you can't you know when i call my mom before i called you so weird is the two calls i made i'm not feeling well um the uh it was uh she just goes oh my god

i could smell it like i feel like i can just like in your voice i could smell your apartment must be disgusting when you're sick just the sights and sounds and smells like farts and stuff she no i know i i guess i i don't know i have a have a weak nose. She has a weirdly fucking good nose. Like it's infuriating. Like as a kid, it was very disturbing. She would like walk into a room and be like, ew, who has their shoes off? Like, well, come on, mate. Was she like a basset hound or something?

Yeah. But she was like, I can just smell it already. Disgusting. All right, so let us know your top fives when you're sick. Tweet at us. We'll put out the graphic. Let us know who won this matchup and tweet us your top five things. We'll get into our voicemails in a second first though um corinna cop from yeah so

who is that i know she's in the vlog squad she's part of david dobrik's team so she's just like the fucking super smoke vlogger she's like 25 years old blonde bombshell super sexy and i think she's just one of the vloggers who was willing to like put her whole life out there on camera she's the one do you remember when that guy there was that big controversy that guy who got spun around on the uh so right before that a girl grabbed on and she just wanted to like get off the ground a little bit and dobrik started to spin her around and she quickly let go and was like fuck you you, Dobrik. Like, you always take shit too far. You always fuck with me. Like, fuck you. It was that girl.

So she's, like, in the vlog world but said, fuck it. I'm joining OnlyFans. She made over a million dollars in 48 hours. And everybody was kind of giving her shit, though, saying the classic, like, you're just recirculating your Instagram pictures. And I think she was doing a little bit more than her Instagram. But this is the way to do it, man. Because first of all, there are guys like Glennie is obsessed with this girl. There's a million guys out there who are just going to be like happy to even be in the mix and maybe get, you know, okay.

Yeah, you were wearing that on your Instagram. But now I get to see like your ass and wearing the thong, whatever. Something like basically that. But then she announced. She's like, okay, I'm going to do a topless topless photo and that was for dms that was for like separate money and she made another 165k just posting a picture of her tits which to be honest i thought was low i was i was gonna say the same thing yeah and i think it was 20 bucks a pop so that's what that's only like uh what 165 000 so that's like 8 000 people um which is like not that many but also maybe you know maybe she just posted this is time it's like still going

yeah but i guess you know all things considered though it's a lot of money and to be able to just be like yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna show some nipples today and make almost $200,000. That is power, man. I mean, remember when Lana was like, I can make a million dollars whenever I want? Yeah. This actually really proves that because as big of a star as this girl Corinna is, she's not even close to Alana Rhodes. So she can make $200,000 for posting nipples if Lana's like, I'm going to put stuff in my asshole.

I'm surprised it's only a million. So, I mean, it is just – I know we've talked about it a lot. There was that run of time where we were like strictly an OnlyFans podcast. But then that kind of died down, and now i think there's this other wave of like wow this really is just like pretty common amongst every female influencer and they're just gonna all be fucking rich there's some girl from love island who like this girl from love island is on only fans makes a boatload of money she said she likes to get fucked eight times a day eight john eight i mean well yeah i was like what do you have do you have

four boyfriends because then fine then that makes sense but if we're talking about one fella out there you know godspeed to him but she's you know she's hot she's got a hot body but she's nothing she's like the girl from love island that's just not like that's just not true like i like to get fucked eight times yeah it's like no you don't a matter of fact, I feel like girls wanting to get fucked eight times a day makes less sense. Like guys, it's hard. We got to perform, but we,

you know, if you can get it up, you can do it. A girl like eight times a day of just getting penetrated. That does not sound fun at all. No, you can't even get that. Like I'm oh every single day

yeah like when i mean i'm sure that girls are mostly lying when they say they're sore but let's say they're telling the truth that's after like you know one or two good sessions imagine eight you can't even fucking move after that but uh only fans is trying to pivot to like regular content i heard you say this the other day. It's like, brother, if it ain't broke, you know, they want – the problem is when you – so I read up on it a little bit. They want to go public or at least get – maybe not go public, but they want like infusions and investments from like venture capitalist groups. A lot of venture capitalist companies say they do not engage in vice companies. So it can't be gambling, booze, weed, sex.

I don't know if that's a moral thing or if it's like a business thing, like because of regulations that might come out and put an end to that business or whatever. But they're like, we can't raise the money that we want if we are a sex worker platform. I mean, that's going to take a pretty long time to spend that. That's what I'm saying. And what's crazy is they already make money. So they made, it was $2 billion worth of content that went on in OnlyFans,

which means it was a $400 million of revenue for them. So like, you know, a lot of these companies, when they start taking on investment, they're not even like making money. You know what I mean? They're not even breaking even yet. Aren't they Uber and Netflix? Don't they still not make money? Exactly.

It's like these apps, social media, and Uber and them. It's like, yeah, we're not even turning a profit yet. We're going to turn a profit in like year five. Well, OnlyFans has $400 million of revenue coming in. So let me, you know, if the venture capitalists won't invest, like come on over to Barstool. We'll fucking invest in you. So they're trying to turn it to like non-sex work.

And I don't know if you can stop that. I guess if you just kicked everyone off for showing their tits or having sex. But you do that and you ain't going to have anybody fucking left. So OnlyFans. They pay a lot of angry customers yeah do not bite the hand that fucking feeds you you dummies and same thing with victoria's secret they if it ain't broke don't fix it with them i guess it is broke they're not making that much money anymore but they got rid of like hot chicks basically i don't know i mean i think that's unfair i feel like imagine if you were a model just breaking into the game and you starved yourself and worked out incessantly.

And now you're like, bam, I got this Victoria's Secret body. I'm going to walk the runway next year. And they're like, oh, never mind. We got rid of this fashion show. And then you're like, all right, well, that sucks. But I'm still going to be in the magazine, right? Like, ah, no, never mind. We're going to put, like, athletes in there.

Like, what the fuck, man? they're doing it with it's it's with all of them it's called the the vs collective is now like megan rapinoe um the first transgender victoria's secret model girl the there's like a skier like athlete kind of girl there's um priyanka chopra there's definitely there's there's other girls who i think are typical model looks but they're just um all ethnic so like there's um priyanka chopra there's definitely there's there's other girls who i think are typical model looks but they're just um all ethnic so like there's this it's like the justice league of women like the vs collective um and they're gonna like be the ones they're not gonna be in the in the magazine they're gonna do like podcasts and do appearances so they're just trying to shift their image but it's like damn man like what we we can't even just have a standard for a hot anymore

like i get it you shouldn't just because you're not like tall skinny waist big tits and a fat ass doesn't mean you're not beautiful so yeah we should be more inclusive and like you could have all those people in your magazine or whatever but we can't have the like emily ratajkowski body be like the desire you can't pick what we want to be desirable anymore? Yeah, it's not even like pick who you want. It's like at least offer that as an option. Right, that's what I mean. Like still – can we make sure we still have the fucking big titties?

They don't have to all look like that. They should still be represented. They're a body type. That's what I'm saying. It's almost like when people complain about like this is reverse racism. The white people aren't getting jobs imagine if you're like a Victoria's Secret model like body and they're like now we can't put you on the cover anymore well what's the fucking point of what now men want to fuck me that's it great great guys are just going to try to put their

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I can tell that this dude is a good guy. This guy's a good dude. So, John, the question's pretty simple with a lot of extra details that weren't necessary in there. He found two girls on Tinder, but he's dating them. Both tall, pretty, good-looking, successful. And he's just like, how do I? I like them both. Like, how do I pick between the two and

you know what what do I do and I think that that's a question that I think some guys who just like sleep around date around a lot don't really care they're just like I remember I was going through this before I got married uh seeing two girls and one of my a girlfriend just a friend who was in the crew was a girl she like, just keep fucking him. She was like, let's keep fucking him. And I remember her saying this because I think at this point

she was just in party mode too. She was like, just keep fucking him until it blows up in your face. She's like, just keep riding that and then we'll see where it lands. And I remember being like,

fuck yeah. Wait, no, wait, hang on. I was like, I don't want it to blow up in my face. But I do believe this is where like honesty is like so clutch because I think if you're dating both these girls and you like both of them and they like you and you're enjoying yourself, I think as long as you're just like, yo, I'm not going to be exclusive but like want to keep seeing you i think you can just keep doing this until something presents itself until you find out oh i don't like this one or this one really is the or neither one or they

dump you or whatever it may be but i think as long as you're honest that you're not like sleeping around on anybody or leading anybody on thinking that they're already exclusive with you you can just keep doing this until the decision is made for you i i agree but it's also yeah i'm never in a million years would i do that i never it's so hard dude it's so hard i remember being like all right once now that i'm single after my divorce i'm gonna just lay my cards on the table if i gotta hurt feelings i'm gonna do it if i gotta shoot myself in the foot i'm gonna do it i will just be honest and then as time got away from that and i just got back to my usual ways, I'm like, well, I don't want to upset her. So I'm not going to say that.

It's just the worst. I talk to a girl and I'm like, okay, well, we're dating. So I can't say anything. Yes, exactly. If I say hello to somebody, I'm like, oh, we're exclusive. I have a girlfriend. Yes. And then just such a pussy.

Totally, dude. And honestly, it ends up being worse for everyone involved. It's not just like, oh, fuck, I've screwed myself over. It's like now things are going to be worse for her, too, because you're all mixed up. I feel like in the beginning when it's like, so like, what did you do last night? It's like nothing. I was just like hanging out home. I was just like by myself.

Like I wasn't with anybody. Don't worry. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't want to upset you. I don't want to upset you. Please don't be mad. You know what you're talking about. I don't want to upset you. I don't want to upset you. Please don't be mad. You know what it is? It's like PTSD, John, from our past where it's just like being honest and open used to be awful for us for so many years with so many women. And I'm sure it was also our own shortcomings.

But I really think that if you can do it and you should be able to because you're an adult and fuck it. Girls are – they want to be treated equally and they want like they want honesty too so just tell both don't you have to specifically say like hey I'm fucking other people but I think as long as you're honest you can just do this until the answer like appears

but also understand that's much easier said than done next up understand that's much easier said than done. Next up. Hey KFC, so I was watching this playlist on YouTube called Old Barstool and so it's just all your old videos before you made that move to New York

out of Boston and all that. And I was watching the combine, first combine you did, and it is just a disaster. It's you, Dave, and Big Cat, and somehow you got Todd and Shay out into a field next to a graveyard, and you're doing all these stupid things,

and you see Dave rig the entire combine by changing the cones on the three-cone drill, then running it and beating the big cat's time easily just because he changed it and all that stuff. It's hilarious, but I can never imagine you guys doing it now. You said you were 27 in the video. Anyway, my question, I guess, is which fights have been there for a long time too what is the like one thing you're most like ashamed of from like old barstool dude so this guy just describes the entire combine john this dude just stumbled upon the

first combine and he's like he's like you guys set up the cones and you were running and you're with McShay next to like a graveyard. It's a piece of shit. I'm like, yeah, man, it's called the Combine. It's like our most talked about piece of content ever. But it really is funny how much people revere that stuff. And then it's like if you go back and watch that, that video straight up sucks. Like that was when Hank, he lied and said he knows how to do this stuff. He like Todd McShay's mic wasn't turned on and our cameras were barely working it was hank's very first day right it was his first thing that he like ever filmed so anyway his point is like he

was like i can't believe that you guys did this i could never see you guys doing this now which is i mean we did a second combine but it was much more you know it was a sponsored content and it had everybody at the company as far as just being like three guys out in a field fucking around you know it's certainly never going to be me dan and dave doing those things again but ultimately the question john is uh what's what from the old days of barstool are you most uh ashamed of and most like surprised by like how much it sucked boy i don't know i mean the combine was real bad for me it was like that one that combine actually was like problematic for me with like with work because everybody all of a sudden was like you can't talk about you can't criticize sports because you know you can't

play anymore it was like uh okay i mean i don't know about what about like every other like sports analyst in the world who can't fucking you don't ask you know adam schaefter to go out there and fucking lift weights do you but uh but i do remember that being like uh i was like yikes like i wish i wish i did not do this so like i i definitely took a hit on that so i was like ashamed of it but it was like that was i wish that didn't happen um trying to think of content we did that was like the hot dog eating contest i don't know if it ever made it out that was just embarrassingly bad um anything that did it it was just so bad it was it was not like ashamed of it was just boy this sucked i got mad because he kept thinking i was fake gagging yeah and as we know now he's not he's not faking it you're faking fiber like no i'm not dude i'm trying to eat a hot dog hole, bro.

Calm down. A whole hot dog that's been sitting in the sun that's literally covered in grass. They were trying to get it. They were trying to get the whole table over a fence. Yeah. They just rolled around in the dirt and they just picked them back up and put him in the buns

i i'm definitely ashamed of like words i used to say yeah yeah that but that's like that's more you know that the times changed i ashamed is not the right word but i mean every time i had to do something athletic physical it was always embarrassing for me it wasn't like ashamed of it um dude when that like zola movie went like got announced and then uh my blog ended up being like on like front page of reddit so it was like it's like the number one story on barstool for a couple of days straight it's an article i wrote probably seven years ago the whore one zola's the whore yeah i was exulting her whore friend was like jesus christ but dude that that's what used to was the whore one? Zola's the whore? Yeah, I was exalting her whore friend. Jesus Christ, that's a little aggressive. But dude, that's what used to...

It was the whore. Yeah, that was just a good descriptive headline. That was the game back then. As a matter of fact, do you see Dave? Dave's got a... Your pants are not even on. Ah, fuck that up. Oh my god, that was great. Oh, my God.

That was great. You're just rubbing your dick with your fly down, dude. You go, oh, I fucked that up, and you just made it worse and worse and worse. Dude, anyway, did you see Dave's latest beef? The guy who wrote, like, how Dave Portnoy became the face of the Republican Party? No. So some dude from, like, wrote like an article i love on the one hand i get dave's point he's like you wrote this whole article no mention about the barstool

fund no mention about what my actual politics is all this shit i also love the other side of it where dave is like surprised and or complaining that he's being aligned with republicans you talk to the president you go on Fox News every 35 seconds. You can't be surprised by this. But he tweeted out the guy who wrote the article, and he was this dude who had this comb over and these glasses, and he wore this suit. He's really weird looking.

And someone tweeted, do not let KFC write a headline or a blog about this guy. And it took a minute for it to register for me what it meant. And I was like, yup. And then I looked at the tweet and I was like, hmm, what does that mean? And then I looked at the picture and I was like, if I wrote a blog about that guy, I would call him a pedophile. And then I was like, oh, I get it.

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Hey, KFC fight. All the big fan all the producers. Big fan of the show, much love from Canada. I got a question for you guys. What creature or organism or whatever that lives in the ocean would be the most terrifying if it lived on land? So if it was swimming in the ocean, it would fly in the air. On the ocean floor, it would walk on the water or walk on the sand.

My pick for this is a hobbit worm. These things are pure nightmare fuel. Do me a favor and look it up. A hobbit worm? Bobbit. Bobbit worm. So the question, John, is which ocean animal would be the scariest if it lived out of the ocean? So if it swims, it would fly through the air,

and if it walks on the bottom of the ocean floor, it would just walk on the ground. He said a bobbit fish. Now, I don't know what that is. He says look it up because a bobbit fish is, like, absolutely terrifying. Bobbit worm. Bobbit worm, sorry. Worms are going to creep me out. Anything that's that's like slithery like a snake and like an eel that definitely got like a mandible on her a fucking

oh yeah that bad if this was like a big ass thing walking uh oh this is kind of it's like a snake i mean these things already exist it's like a gigantic centipede this Bro, the answer is a giant squid. Imagine a giant squid flying through the air. I was going to say just based on sheer mass, like a blue whale. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess a blue whale, it would be like a blimp, like flying through the air. But I'm thinking of an octopus, like a medusa almost. I don't know.

These wings are like – the legs are all like wingy, and it's just like rotating and flying through it's got the suckers it's shooting ink at you it's eating you plus they say octopuses have like octopi got really good brains right they're really smart they have eight brains do they or they have eight legs they have eight brains too there's a brain in each leg no way yeah so maybe they have nine brains i think i think they have a brain in the head thing i don't think that's going to be a true statement. Throw in the challenge flag. All right. Let's see.

I'm also curious if it's true. How many brains does an octopus have? You said that so confident. Because I'm right. Let's see. Holy shit. Nine brains! Technically, you were wrong.

You said eight. No, but I said nine later. Yeah, you did. It has localized and centralized control over their actions. So, nine brains, three hearts. Oh, I didn't know that one. Wouldn't that be great? So some octopus bitch breaks your heart.

Like, I got two more, bitch. Don't even worry about it. You ain't shit. Man, nine brains. But there's also, like, I don't know the name of the fish, but there's, like, there's plenty of things that would be horrifying. I just like that. It's just very scary looking. There's that one deep in the deep, deep sea that has.

What? Anglerfish. Anglerfish. There's the one that has the, like, no, it doesn't need any light, and it's, like, translucent, but it has, like, it makes its own light. Is that what an anglerfish is? What about a shark? Yeah, anglerfish has the teeth.

It's like, oh, yeah, I mean, a shark would be pretty fucking scary. Like, a shark, just, like, if it was just eating birds in the sky, like, it's raining blood. Just chomping them out of the air. That's kind of the one, yeah. Yeah. I mean, pretty much shark is the answer for everything. In the water, out of the water, whatever. They're the scariest fucking thing in the world all right that's it for

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KFC for 20% off. Will Compton on KFC Radio. It was a great night. That's the other thing, too. He just walked around. He dreams on Tuesday today. Did you microdose? I'm microdosing right now, man.

Come on, man. I forgot to ask you. Elevates the energy. Dude, I was, so I was walking. Can you do that shit? Can't talk about doing a microphone. Yeah, I was walking to work today, and I just started smiling. I was like, I never do this.

This is pretty good. You can feel it? No, I mean. You never smile? I never smile just walking, no. I never just like that. Allegedly, you get better clarity. You get a little upbeat tempo.

I've had a pretty fun day today. It's amazing. By no means is it like a trip or anything like that, it's just like a micro version definitely like a poly placebo but it doesn't matter anymore yeah is it a placebo it works it works i remember uh the first time i dabbled with that up at your place um and i'm i'm pretty nervous about that shit so i was like i don't know i don't know if i'm the right headspace all these things so they gave me like a little bit of it and and i remember his buddy who had you know who was kind of like full jar their sherpa yeah thing was like yeah i was i was worried that you know maybe you weren't going to get the experience and then i looked over at you and you were sitting indian style

on a tennis court just staring at the light going oh yeah i guess i was feeling it same thing with me i was like i don't think I'm really feeling it and then I realized I was staring dead into a light yeah like yeah I think I do I think I am feeling it um but yeah man uh so Will was supposed to go in all these meetings and basically blew them all off for content but not not by not on purpose but it was just like this ran late this ran late Dan come on in and guilted me with this kid oh did he yeah he's like just do you know just do my first it won't take long you know i'm trying to get total yeah i can hear the way you said that it's fine it's fine it's fine meanwhile the people

upstairs were like what the fuck what the fuck but i was saying it's all good because you guys are doing so well i mean i feel like boston with the boys has been it seems like it's doing all right yeah you never kind of know you know what i has been – It seems like it's doing all right. Yeah. You never kind of know. You know what I mean? You just don't – because it's not like you have everyone's data to know where you actually are. I know. You kind of just look in rankings. I don't think people realize that.

We literally do not know. And then potentially like YouTube views. Yes. You know what I mean? Well, that's why things like YouTube, Instagram, like where the views or the metrics are public is nice because you know where you stand. A lot of times with the, all the stats behind closed doors here at work. It's like,

I don't know. Yeah. Like how are we actually doing? I don't know, but that's where I wish, I wish I used to walk in there going, I want $10 million a year because for all I know, I don't know,

maybe we're the biggest podcast. You never know all these deals. Everybody's signing these days. I mean, what was it like? Dude, 50 million, 50 million for three years for like? Dude, $50 million. $50 million? That was $50?

For three years. For, like, nothing, really, other than just... Licensing. It's not like it's exclusive. Licensing the pod. This, yeah. Is it exclusive?

It's like, well, I think he has to, exclusive, I meant, like, not like when you go to exclusive Spotify and you're only on this platform. It was like, they just have to work

with Drek Kings. Oh, really? Work where? Like, they don't own the IP. Yeah. It's just like a three-year deal for 50. That's pretty nice. Yeah, some big numbers floating around, man.

Were you guys a podcast before Barstool and then came aboard? Correct. So we started in late May, early June of 2019, and then we had gotten DM'd. Our busing account got DM'd by Gaz The old Gaz man He's out there lurking He DM'd probably In July Okay

So were you After the Were you planning on going somewhere Like was there a chance No The first thought when you're starting a pod Is you're just thinking like No we're gonna fucking do this all on our own

Like fuck everybody else Joe Rogan man Yeah That's that fucking athlete confidence though Cause my first thought when starting a pod Is like no one's ever gonna listen to this all on her own. You're like, fuck everybody else. Joe Rogan, man. Yeah, yeah. That's that fucking athlete confidence, though, because my first thought when starting a pod is like,

no one's ever going to listen to this. Well, it is. It's got to be nice. Like, there is definitely like a pro athlete bump for sure, where you just got to,

you get like, you just have a little extra credibility. No doubt. Like, we knew that, okay, we're one of the first in this space like active nfl players having a podcast together and just letting it fly like we're kind of saying whatever we're facetiming every night because we backlog probably five

before we released one we're just thinking man is this gonna be dope like this is gonna be cool like we were kind of thinking the same thing like if we thought if we got big like i will do this on our own but we were also very like insecure and like are we gonna sound okay like i wonder how people are gonna like it you knew you would get the initial bump of people listening like i will do this on our own but we were also very like insecure and like are we going to sound okay like i wonder how people are going to like it you knew you would get the initial bump of people listening like i wonder what is going to come out of this yeah you know and then it's probably every reporter probably like first thing they do is listen first thing our first pod we had delaney walker on he's talking about you know the organization talking about draft to tight end and i'm like fucking draft to tight end you know what i mean yeah that is a headline and he talked about getting an iv bag and he felt like he was almost dying so of course the headline is like nfl player talks

about near-death experience and that's on you know pro football talk like all that stuff and the next week rabel has a big team meeting i wasn't on the team at this point but obviously taylor's briefing me on all of it and you know i'm like talking with rabel in the in the interim about it all and it's like guys look I want you all to go on this podcast I think it's awesome that they're doing you know what they're doing you just got to be careful because you're going to have a microscope in these the media outlets like you

know how it works like they're going to take any bit you say and try to you know contort it around into whatever headline they want and it can make us look bad so just be cautious so I'm sure they're on the other side I'll what they like i'll be honest if i was a gm or an owner i'd be like nobody no you're not doing a fucking podcast are you kidding me like somehow some way you're gonna get in trouble you're gonna say something they were just like you can do it but just be careful not necessarily

like i just want to do a podcast i was a free agent at this time right taylor had just signed the biggest o-line contract in n history. So that line's already signed. He's like, gotcha, bitch. Now I'm going to talk into a microphone. So it's kind of like, you know, it's not necessarily a guy you can just cut. Right. Because he's like a lead on your team. Yeah, he's got the leverage.

You're kind of just sitting in there, you know, tight asshole. Like, man, I hope. Please don't. Yeah, I hope this doesn't go bad. But I also think that, like, I mean, you mean you guys seem like trustworthy in a sense right it's definitely risky you know anything you're not right you know but you also don't know what you don't know what you know what i mean like the titans the first year we went like i'm a free agent um on the couch as they say taylor had just got popped for his suspension,

for the ADD suspension. So he's out the first four weeks. So we're steady doing podcasts. The Titans start off two and four. So when they're losing, like, you know, I'm kind of, you know, I'm at home like, fuck, man, I don't even want to tweet about busting with the boys because people are just going to, you know, the whole shut up and dribble. Shut up and dribble.

You're losing focus. Like, you're not this. What's going on? You're not trying to help the team. There's definitely some... It's just a weird thing. People think that... I guess people just think that

athletes are doing something at all times. They're not human. People look at you guys like human beings. They're 24 hours in a day. Most of them I'm sleeping. A couple of them I'm playing football. A lot of them I'm sleeping. A couple of them I'm playing football. A lot of them I'm eating. Also, a lot of them I'm talking.

Right. This time I'm just talking. I used to get mad, though. I do get mad about people tweeting. Yeah. That was crazy. What are you doing on Twitter right now? I'm being a fucking human being in 2021.

Right. And somebody pops off to you like, oh, what are you doing on Twitter? Oh, what is this? Your platform? What is this? Are you a professional tweeter? Is there only a certain type of people that can be on here? I used to get mad as a Mets fan when things were going bad

and Cespedes would just golf every day. And I was like, I get that you have all this free time in the world, but just know that there's going to be a huge swath of fans who are pissed off that you're basically doing another sport instead of the one over here. So, like, you can do it, but just know that there's going to be the consequences. For sure. Which I think is probably a similar situation here, too, where it's like you're going to

be on a much longer one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all. You're on the sun. You know, you're working a little harder. Yeah. I mean, for a guy who, like, was having problems, like, torque, torque, you know, I'm like, this is, like, the last thing you should be doing.

But, yeah, I mean, it's like. Video games. I mean, guys play video games all the time. Busting up their thumbs, dude. Bro. Like last thing You should be doing But yeah I mean Video games I mean guys play video games All the time Like all day long You know what I mean It was more like Let's get some of these

Conversations we're having In the locker room In the hot tub In the sauna All that stuff Like let's get them Behind a microphone Because we all talk about

All these things Like aspiring Like to do Business deals Or listening And certain people talk Laughing at certain jokes Bantering back and forth

So that was like The motivation behind it It's like you know For Taylor business deals or listening to certain people talk, laughing at certain jokes, bantering back and forth. So that was like the motive motivation behind it. And as long as it's like, you know, for Taylor, you show up and do it for like, you know, an hour. I'm,

I was the free agent. I'm some, I was the person that's like, Hey, I'll handle the, I'll handle all the other shit, bro. Just show up,

do your thing, be entertaining. You know, we have our, we have our friendship and you know, what else is he going to do for that hour or two hours a day you can only work out so damn much right you don't put your life to it so much yeah it's just like not to cut you off on another note too like you go through college right and you're taught as a student um to build your resume as good as you can and when

you're in one job especially in the business world you're looking for the next job. Like always start setting yourself up for plan B. Always be building, growing, diversifying, all that shit. Yeah. Always plan for the next step, the next stage. Be, you know, have a toolbox of a lot of things you can do. Be well-versed in a lot of different areas so you're not pigeonholed in one area. That's what you're taught as a student going through college, in the business world, adapting to all those things. And all of a sudden, when it's a sport, you don't want them doing anything

else other than their sport. They have interest in other things. Why can't they sharpen their tools there? Because the minute the game's over, that same logo that wants you to sacrifice everything for the team, for the organization, for that logo, the minute it's over with,

that logo's not making sure you're laying your head stress-free at night, setting you up with another job. No shot. They're not doing that. So you've got to think, like, as an athlete, about life after the game, what you're interested in. Because once the rug gets pulled out from underneath you, it is stressful. Like, I haven't tasted the other side of it yet. I'm fortunate to have started building Bustin' with the Boys boys but that year that i was thinking about building busting with the

boys i'm thinking like what do i want to do after football because i don't necessarily know and life is going to hit me pretty quickly and the minute you get on the other side of it your joke's on it's funny you're not as good looking you don't get to shake as many hands anymore you don't get to get all these meeting rooms yeah you're an ex-player. Yeah, you're an ex-player. You're a former player trying to get in the podcast. I mean, you see it everywhere. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's why I said earlier the active thing is so huge because there's plenty of people who retire or wash out or whatever,

and then they try to recapture it. Capture it now while you've got it and kind of have them overlap a little, and it's a totally different game. Absolutely. I'm not, like, diminishing, like, me being talented and, like, podcasting and doing the and it's a totally different game. Absolutely. I'm not diminishing me being talented in podcasting and doing entertaining and being a personality and stuff like that. I'm not belittling that. But at the same time, it's not like I'm some superstar player

that is doing this stuff. You know what I'm saying? That goes out and is on social media and doing these things. At the same time, you're trying to be like an example for those guys who are not necessarily starters year in and year out that can show that you can juggle a couple things and also be curious and be interested in something else. And especially a sport that can, like, bam, could be gone.

Right. It's a violent sport, injuries, whatever, where all of a sudden it could be gone and you're like, well, now what? You never get called again. Yeah, it's not guaranteed. That same logo will toss you to the fucking curb as soon as you're not useful to them. And now you haven't been doing anything but that for five, six, ten years, whatever. It's crazy.

It's crazy to expect people to just not be a well-rounded person. Right. Right. I was on Token and I was telling Erica, it's like you go 23 years of your life. Now, obviously, I didn't play football from like zero to eight, but you go 23 years of your life to try and get drafted in a sport that lasts 2.8 years on an average career. Jesus Christ, that's crazy.

And the minute you're done, yes, I've lived the dream. Like I've done what my young self wanted me to do my entire life, and that's play professional football. I wasn't a runner. I wasn't the next Walter Payton, but I got to play in the nfl like i did it right in the minute it's over with like it's all i've identified with it's all all these players still your young self but yeah you're not an old man right when you're a little bit older of yourself that's really good and like you know you identify with being an athlete your entire life

and then when it's pulled out like it's just everyone retires right like in high school you might retire after playing high school and so you start figuring out sooner than everybody else like what what the real world's gonna be in college you might be done after college you start figuring out what it's gonna be like the real world but when you if you're fortunate enough to play for a while like you don't really know what the real world is like yeah until it just hits you in the mouth and then everyone's like i mean dude, you were a player. You'll figure it out.

I'm sure you're doing well. And you kind of like a lot of the guys. They kind of just hide behind whatever. They say, yeah, I'm going to figure this out. They go lay their head on the pillow at night. You're selling cars back in your old town. Exactly. I like the spin zone.

That's why I retired out of high school. I wanted to get a head start on you. That idea, everyone retires. I just wanted to get a head start with my real life i figured it out when when did you uh were you aware that you had like podcasting chops and entertainment chops like you're probably like one of the guys like the the clowns in the locker room probably one of the guys who jokes around kind kind of has like, you know, holds court or whatever. Or was it something that you – Yeah, I enjoy doing those.

I enjoy – I've always enjoyed bantering, like making people laugh. Like I always knew like I enjoyed just being in the social media space just because it was a way to like – the way you think of things that play on your head are funny. Yes. You realize people laugh at them. So you're like – you know, you enjoy getting – making jokes jokes and people laughing like being on vine when vine was out yeah like i just love doing that kind of stuff and then so yeah you always gravitated towards i gravitated podcasting was a way to like i was you know all the podcasts that everybody listens to all the comedy ones out there the joe rogan's of the world yeah ben greenfield fitness he was more of a

performance guy but i just listened to podcasts all the time like when there, the Joe Rogans of the world. Ben Greenfield Fitness, he was more of a performance guy. But I just listened to podcasts all the time, like when I was in the league, like when I was on Washington. And I would just think to myself, like, man, it'd be cool if, like, players had a podcast, like if somebody had a podcast, because I understood what we all talked about in the locker room. And it's like I know people would like this. I didn't know you'd hear that, man.

But I just never got out of my own way of doing it until I decided – until I was getting nervous, like, hey, I'm later – I'm late in my 20s in the NFL. I was a backup, and I was a special teamer my year with the Titans. I didn't get to play at all because nobody got, you know, fortunately. But unfortunately for me, no one got injured in front of me to where I could play. So I thought, you know, I might not play again maybe,

so I need to start working on this thing if I actually want to do it. And Taylor was like, yo, I'll do it with you. That gave me all the courage in the world to do it because your boy's doing it with you. And you swiped the boys' slogan and there you go. You're good to go. Yeah, no doubt. No doubt that Saturday for the boys stuff. Has anyone league followed in your footsteps?

Like other podcasts? There's more coming out. I was going to say, if not, there's about to be, man. Yeah, like you have trust levels with cam jordan and mark ingram but they like the the ones who i've seen that have done it they've been like seasonal like as far as i know and maybe i'm wrong and maybe i haven't looked hard enough and they're seasonal in season or out of season uh they were seasonal they pre-recorded them and dropped them in season okay but as far as i know dude they just doesn't really.

That kind of starts to feel like, I haven't listened to the podcast, so I can't really speak to it, but that almost feels like the weekly college football appearance for the coach on the local radio show where he's not really going to say anything. No. Yours has that almost air of uncertainty where you're like, yeah, these guys just fucking shoot the shit. But when you're like, it's pre-recorded, pre-season, we're going to let it out

in-season. I also think there probably aren't many coaches who would let their players do this. Rabel just wants to be in the energy. He can't wait to get fired. He's using football to get to Hollywood. He is one of the boys, man.

It's honestly the perfect storm. Do you think different coach, different city, different teammates, probably doesn't all come together, right? I think there's very few set of circumstances where this unfolds as successfully as it did. For sure, but there's also that side of Ray Bull that people don't get to see behind the scenes all the time because he's a funny dude. He gets to be in front of the camera. He's hilarious. He's funny even when he gets to be in front of the camera. He's hilarious.

He's funny even when he wants to be angry. You know what I mean? And he's a very focused individual and never wants anything to be above the team, even though some things seem like they are. At times, he does a great job of reeling everybody in. There'll be times last year, like my asshole's tight in meetings because he's like,

let's check on our fucking social media manager this week. And I'm sitting there like, god damn it. Semane, Semane, Semane, Semane. And then you'd see him in the hallway when I was on practice squad, so then I would tweet a little more during the game, and he'd be like, hey, you know, I'm sure in his mind, listen, don't do stuff that's going to hurt

the team. Just making sure my head's in the right space of not damaging the team or making anything about anything. And that's obviously a fair word for the coach to have. He sent me the funniest text I've ever gotten in my life. Actually, not funniest. Meanest text I've ever gotten in my life. Where we were talking shit before

the Pats game. Pats-Titans game. I was down in Nashville. And it was like... I mean, you guys take the shit out of us. I think it was like... The Pats went on to win the Super Bowl that year, but it was like 50-6 or something like that. Oh, that's in 2008? Yeah.

Yeah. No, no, no, no. Eight. 18. My fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2018. It's probably 18.

When you guys came to us. Yes. And it was like 21-0 right out of the gate. I just kicked our ass. And we've been talking shit before the game, and then he sends me a GIF, and it was just like, it was a funny GIF, and it was like, I think it was like Doc Holliday in Tombstone or whatever. It's like, I'm here, Huckleberry.

Yeah. And I was like, oh, it's a great gif. I got to give it to you. And he just goes, yeah, I can do your job. You can't do mine. Dude, he's got it, bro. You got to come correct around Brayboy. I was like, all right.

I mean, what the fuck is that, bro? Because even as a player, like, he played 14 years. He's won three Super Bowls. So what are you going to tell him? Yeah, like, there's – That he can't just jab at you about it. Like, I'm better at – again, I can do your job. Like I can make that juke suit up right now.

Right. You know, I remember thinking that, especially when the Jets were at their low point. I'm like, can Braves still play, man? Can you throw a helmet on, brother? We sure could use you. You're a Jets fan? Yeah.

Oh, it's tough. It's so genuine. It's so genuine. You were reaching for water bottle and you're like, oh, it hit he hit you a ton of bricks like, oh, Jets fan? You know what happened? I don't know why. I was looking through my Instagram and I was swiping through old videos of mine and the goddamn Jets episode right after they won the game to lose the Trevor Lawrence sweepstakes. And I was like, this is the worst. You know, for a team that has never been to a Super Bowl

and really not done much in my lifetime other than a couple AFC appearances, that was the biggest game of my life. Because it was like we might set up the next 10, 12, maybe 15 years. And we won, so we lost. And I was just so, I was like, this is the worst thing that's happened to me as a Jets fan ever. But it's so backwards because, like, the Jets win. Yeah, we won. Like, how fucked up is your life as a fan that the worst thing that's ever happened to you as a fan is that your team – is the night that your team won the game?

That's how warped being a Jets fan is. Do you hope this? Do you hope that Gary Vee is one day the owner of the Jets? I – yeah, listen. I – I – He said, yeah, listen, okay, here's the thing, Gary, I love to death, you've had him on the show, I'm, I, I drink the Kool-Aid sometimes, I think, and, and he's a real fan, so, like, I like that, when someone's, like, really invested, it's not just, like, I'm a billionaire, and this is one of my assets that

I play with, you know, he would really, really invest it. However, he also sat down when we signed Adam Gase. And I was like, bro, like, what are we doing signing Adam Gase? And he was like, what? I mean, what did he say? He was like, he's going to be like the offensive guru. He's going to be like coach of the year and final break, literally cackling in this man's face. Like you're a fucking idiot. And I remember thinking, I was like, bro, like I, and he knows, you know, he knows so much as a fan. Like, he knows everything about the team and everything. And I'm like, how could you possibly fucking think Adam Gase is a good idea?

Like, this is a, so I wanted to be the owner. There's a Super Bowl in Atlanta. Yeah. He said he drank the Kool-Aid sometimes. Like, that was like a default. I think everyone can use some Gary Vee Kool-Aid. Absolutely. I understand. You got to mute him

because it's very overbearing at times on social media. But if you understand the game he plays. And the brand he's trying to build. But what's his viral TikTok right now? Oh, it's unbelievable. When he's like,

the shoot in the face. What's the most important thing in your life? Your family, right? Now, imagine if one of them died. Imagine if one of them got shot in the face. He's like, every day, sit there for an hour and thinking of them getting shot in the face. Even today, he says, they're shot in the fucking face.

Just with a straight face. I don't see enough of him, as you two do, to know, but I see that and I'm like, what the fuck are we doing here? I've met Gary like three times. We have fun on the show. But I see that and I'm like, wait, is that what he says all I've met Gary like three times. We have fun on the show. But I see that and I'm like, wait, is that what he says all the time? I think he used to actually literally say that. That was like his – he would say that at multiple conferences or whatever.

And then it started to be like a joke and he was like, all right, I got to stop. People are laughing at me about this. But someone who's that successful, who's that kind of corny but also will say shoot in the fucking face and is a diehard sports fan and all these things uh yeah i think i think drinking the kool-aid on some of those things is important sometimes yeah every now and then yeah yeah for sure are are you um are you feeling the in the rest of your life socially whatever like the bussing with the boys bump is there like uh are you like now an entertainer kind of? Like other guys run the league. The guys, the girls, the family, friends, work. Is it now like people know who you are because of this show?

I'm more recognized for Bussin' with the Boys than I ever have been in football. Maybe when I was on Washington and I was the starter and stuff, I would get recognized some. But honestly, forget about your football. The sport of football in general is a very anonymous one in a lot of ways. Really only the cream of the crop is getting recognized on a daily basis because you're wearing helmets and because there's so many players on the team. You know what I mean?

True. You'll stand out more. In the city, like in the town that you play in. You go viral more for this kind of shit and people see who you are. You got those baby blue eyes. These guys, he's – You guys don't even know me and my old team. I don't know if you've seen them. This is kind of shit. And people see who you are. You got those baby blue eyes. Those nice teeth. You guys don't even know me and my old teeth. I don't know if you've seen them.

You look like you were chewing on rocks before. Exactly. How new are you? You had those early days. I'm talking Dana B's small chiclets. Dana B's small chiclets spaced out a little bit, chipped. I didn't wear a mouthpiece. You wore a mouthpiece?

No, man. What are you, crazy? This is where I'm tough because communication. You want to communicate. And every time I found myself doing it, I'd be spitting my mouthpiece. Wow. You wear a mouthpiece? No, man. What are you, crazy? This is where I'm tough because communication. You want to communicate and every time I found myself doing it, I'd be spitting my mouthpiece out.

I was going to say, you're spitting your teeth out. You're sitting here doing this before the play starts. I do actually, I never really realized that most, not most,

but some players don't wear mouthguards and I've definitely thought that watching a past game and being like, is Hightower even wearing a mouthguard right now? You see a lot of linebackers

that don't. And people don't just, or they do just regularly get their teeth whats game. I'd be like, is Hightower even wearing a mouth guard right now? You see a lot of linebackers that don't. And people don't just, or they do just regularly get their teeth whacked out. I found some that are bottoms, and they just don't get in the way of the front, so you're able to talk more. When did you get these new chakras? Two years ago. When I got the new teeth is when I looked into protecting them. But, yeah, bro, I mean, we were down in Mexico,

and I was going back to get a cigar, and this group just yelled, the boy. And they're from, like, Minnesota, Arizona, and I'm like, what the fuck, dude? That was probably the first time where I was like, oh, this is something. There's a little something to this. I always hear,

Burt Kreischer loves you guys. Dude. And he's always shouting you out and always talking. And obviously it's a great show, but I think, you know, the allure to him of current players and guys who are in the league and all that,

it's just such a rare thing that you can be active and be a player and also have the chops to talk. And so like, and when guys like that are co-signing you, and you can hear it, he's like, he becomes like a football fan. I mean, he wears the Barstool hoodies on his show. He's always like, oh, Buster with the boys.

It's like, you know, he fanboys about it. And so it's weird because, you know, you're in his world, and he's fucking, they're up here, you know. But then he's thinking about you in your world, where you're up here compared to him. Isn't that fucking nuts, dude? that fucking nuts dude crazy and at the same it's like all in the same breath it just gives you perspective that we're just all fucking humans trying to figure it out and we all get fired up you know what i mean it's like your one minute man stuff or people talking about fights like when we signed here it's like i knew barcel for sure i knew the the big names and stuff

like that but once you like once we signed on i my god I want to get to know everybody I want to try and follow her but I want to try and say what's up like you know slide into DM hey what's up man how you doing and like you know in our world you're going into this barstool world and you see all these people like we had Dana be on the pod thinking like he was the man You know what I mean Which is fucking Which is hilarious We do the same reaction Every time And we talk about that

And he's like Don't get me wrong Dana B is the man He is the man Dana B is the man But he's not He's not the man But it's just all

Perspective It's so true We all just kind of Want to fit in With each other Especially here though Barstool You are either

To certain people You can be like the most famous person or an absolute fucking nobody. Right. You meet some guys who are like – they will like fall to their knees for Dave Portnoy and Dan and shit. And then you talk to their girlfriend or one of their other friends. They're like, who the fuck is this? It's like the only thing, I think it's the only thing where you can get that famous and that much notoriety but also be completely like nobody even knows who the,

you know, if you make it in movies and music and shit, everybody kind of knows you. In this world, you might be. Okay, I'm going to tell a story

that I've been too embarrassed to tell but you kind of. Yes! Yeah, let's go. Open the window for it. Yes. Dude,

so we're doing the Borelli's things. And we're doing the streams and all this shit. And I was going to the bathroom, was coming out of the bathroom. And this kid in a fucking spitting chick with a jersey with two earrings and a nose ring and this like slick back hair goes, hey, man. Hey, you know, I just want you to know I respect you. And I was like, all right. Okay, what are you talking about? He's like, I don want you to know I respect you. And I was like, alright. Okay, what are you talking about?

He's like, I don't even respect me. He's like, it's just like, I don't know, no one's around you right now, and like, you know, I've seen you on this pit and chiklis page, like, I know you're somebody. And like, it's okay that no one's here right now. I was like, bro, I just walked, I just walked out of town, I didn't say anything, I was just like, oh cool like, I just walked out. I didn't say anything.

I was just like, oh, cool. Thank you very much. I walked away like a little fucking pussy. But now that we have mics right here, we can talk about it. But I was like, I just walked out of the bathroom, and I'm not on spit and chicklets, so that's why you don't see me on the spit and chicklets thing

very often, you goddamn idiot. But yeah, so that guy had no fucking clue. He didn't know my name. He asked my name, and I went, I'm guy has no fucking clue. He didn't know my name. He asked my name and I went, I'm going to catch you later. I will fucking see you later, buddy. I don't need your respect. Stoolies are crazy, man.

I'm telling you. In your experience, are football fans of a team crazier or are Barstool fans crazier? It depends. Like, are we on the internet? Well, yeah. I mean, I guess even those are comparable, too. But, like, you know, it can get pretty ruthless out there no matter where you're at. You know what I mean? I feel like we've got more.

Would you rather be, you know, on the field having, like, you know, on an away game having crazy football fans chirp at you or, like, you know, get bombarded on Twitter with hate? Like, is it the in-person hate or the... I feel like in-person hate's better. If I was you, I'd be... In-person hate's better. Chirp at you Or like You know Get bombarded on Twitter With hate Probably Is it the in person hate Or the In person hates better If I was you In person hates better

Cause you could Like at the end of the day We could beat the shit out of all these guys Yeah Cause when you go to When you go to Philly And you You know

You're playing for Washington And they just hate the shit out of you dude And they're just cussing You're low key like Yo we're in it bro Like This is it This is like

This is like This is like peak NFL story you want. Like, they just fucking hate you, bro. And it's awesome. Yeah. But when you're reading stuff about yourself on the internet and then your insecure self comes out. And they know just what to say. Yeah.

And your insecure self. Your teeth are gross. You're like, fuck, they are, man. Fuck. Damn. And then your insecure self is thinking, like, that your boys might be reading and everybody else is reading the same comment. Like, man, I wonder if everybody thinks that way. he's just the first one that was courageous enough to fucking hate on yeah you know what i you know what goes through my head i've seen like somebody chirps at

me and other people will notice it but they'll bring it up being like yo can you believe that like that dude said uh that like your podcast is a failure whatever like like almost like i saw that person hating on you and it's so wrong and such a joke that I'm bringing it up to you. Right. But then when you're getting hated and nobody brings it up to you, that means, like, I'm thinking in my head they're reading it and being like, yeah, that guy's right. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, whatever. Maybe they don't even fucking see it.

Yeah, that's all. I'm like, I'm poor, Matt. Whether they see it. Of course. Don't talk to me about that shit. That's fucking my business. Don't you fucking go through my mentions. That's fucking my business.

You fucking deal with your own shit You deal with your six followers Leave me the fuck alone Tom And the dudes who are rooting for you too They're not going in and fighting Everybody hates but nobody defends It's so easy to be negative and not easy to be positive That's why I do always show love to people

Who go out of their way to defend Or to say what up I like your shit. Because it's just so much more. Although, do you guys get a lot of hate? Every now and then, for sure. I could see Bustin being, minus some football fandom, I could see you being one of the most universally loved shows at the podcast, at the roster. I mean, we have those, but you also have people who aren't about it. You know what I mean, we, we have those, but you also have people who, you know, who aren't about it. You know what I mean?

Like people that'll try and, um, at and say like the, for the boys, things like overplayed stuff like that. But you just know, like, all right.

Yeah. Like you get a lot of, you know what I mean? You get a lot of like, I can't believe like, uh, other journalists and other outlets and football people be like, I can't believe you associate with Barstool.

You get that shit. Oh, absolutely. That would be the one thing. When they were coming after y'all last year during quarantine. Forget it. I'm talking people. I can't believe you associate with Barstool. You get that shit? Oh, absolutely. That would be the one thing I could see. When they were coming after you all last year during quarantine? Oh, forget it. I'm talking people. I can't believe you're with them.

I respect you guys, but I can't listen to you guys anymore because it's the Barstool love. I never got that, though. It's like you never stop listening to Pardon the Interruption on ESPN because the executive at the top got in some trouble. You know what I mean? It's only Barstool where it's like one person represents everybody. For sure.

And not only, it's stupid for other reasons. It's like you're just misguided. But even if you really had a beef with my shit, why does that mean you can't listen to your shit? Fuck that. Right. And like Dave said it too on the pod. He was like, okay, I like Spittin' Chiggles, but I can't listen to Barstool.

I like Bustin' with the Boys, but I can't listen to Barstool. I like KFC Radio, I can't listen to Barstool. I like Bustin' with the Boys, but I can't listen to Barstool. I like KFC Radio, but I can't listen to Barstool. It's like you're listening to all of Barstool. But because you guys are so polarizing on the internet, whether it's good, bad, indifferent, all that stuff, it takes from all different angles. It's just like a melting pot. You know what I mean?

Yeah, absolutely, man. But you guys really did a great job. There are certain people who show up, they sign up and they ingratiate themselves and take the time to send a DM or say what's up. And there are people who are – there are people who are probably kind of assholes about it. There are people who are probably just more quiet and reserved and feel like maybe they don't know if they can reach out or whatever. Right. There are people who just make sure that they let it be known.

You guys were great about that. Yeah. Both of you being like, thanks and let's do this and excited and shit. It's camaraderie, dude. Yeah, and that probably comes from being on a team and knowing how that all works. But I never – from the jump – because I'm always a little skeptical and there's always a little bit of competition. There's always a little bit of sizing people up when they come in.

And from Jump Street, you guys, I was like, they're good. They're in. They're cool. Yeah, you do too. It is. You kind Jump Street, you guys, I was like, they're good. They're in. Yeah. They're cool. Yeah, you do, too. It is. You kind of like, you know, you want to posture and see what's going on. Definitely.

You're like, oh, damn, they're in the space now, too. It's with us, too. Like, I'll watch I Am Athlete, and I'm just like, fuck. Like Chad Johnson, they got Ocho Cinco on that thing. Right. They got some good stuff going on. But you just realize, like, talk with Brendan Schaub. I don't know if you guys have met him on the stuff,

but Schaub's like, bro, there's so many eyes and ears out there. There's enough for literally everybody. He's like, that's how we do it in LA. We just cross-promote everybody everywhere. Through Rogan, through Fighter and the Kid, all the comedians just live in this universe, kind of like the Marvel universe. And it's like there's so many eyes and ears.

There's enough for everybody. The LA, the west coast vibe is something i i said i always wanted here where like my dream would be to try to be like an extremely poor man's version of joe rogan right you come through here as a comic and we try to put you on and get some eyeballs and then we all cross promote because that's their but the thing is they're all they all eat they all got their money they're all pretty successful so they with, like, you come on my show. I'll help you out. I hope you blow up. Because I've already kind of blown up.

In New York, it's still comics are, like, cutthroat. And, like, well, if you blow up, that means I'm not blowing up. And the competition is still so crazy. But I think if people got over that, that's when you. No doubt. Because there's so much to go around. And it's like. I hope that happens with sports.

I hope there's more football podcasts. And guys will be like the OGs of it. Oh, that would be sick. But everybody collaborates. Like, let's all get paid, man. Right. Like, just create this universe of everybody going in and out. Like you say, cross-promoting. I think it's – I do.

I love that vibe. I love that West Coast vibe that you're talking about too. Because it's like those are the podcasts I was listening to that got me going on this podcast train and you uh you and Taylor were boys before all this like oh yeah so we um so it's funny like Taylor's very much like uh it happens fast you know what I mean he got married in five weeks oh wow everything he does he like best friended me in like a few weeks wow know what I mean wow yeah yeah yeah and uh we were uh we were at like

we were eating breakfast together when I just got there cause I was like a new face with the Titans and there was a few of us that like would get breakfast together and Taylor was one of them and we were actually

we were actually like going over I guess bonding over like a Joe Rogan episode that had came out and I was talking we were talking about like Ben Greenfield and then like you know this sounds so corny and gay but like uh hey it's all

it's all good I went on I went on Pat's podcast and uh you know we were we were kind of billa buddies like in the sauna the cold tub stuff like that and um it sounds such a bromance it happened fast yeah and then we went on a the titans podcast together and we just kind of became like best friends very like very fast yeah yeah yeah i'm glad he has one because i got beef with taylor why is that i got found out about it this morning oh this morning yeah it's breaking i just just learned about it that i have beef with Taylor Do I know this? Nope I didn't tell you either I was

I was leaving my apartment And my girlfriend asked me What was on today And I was like Oh I'm interviewing one of the guys From Bustin' with the Boys And I got this and this and this And she's like

Oh I know Bustin' with the Boys Taylor LeJuan That's on his podcast right? And I was like Yeah How the fuck do you know What that is? And her friend lives in Nashville

And she was seeing a player On the Titans And she went down to stay with her And then she's like She's like You know who you should DM? Like he's really hot How the fuck do you know what that is? And her friend lives in Nashville, and she was seeing a player on the Titans, and she went down to stay with her. And then she's like, you know who you should DM? He's really hot. You should DM Taylor LeJuan. And so my girlfriend did and then looked at his profile and realized he was married and deleted it quick.

But then the player she was seeing on the Titans was like, oh, no, Taylor already saw that. And she's like, wait, why did you have me send it? And I was like, you DM someone at my goddamn company, and I'm just finding out about it right now. Damn. She's going to split in Taylor's DMs. And he saw it. But he didn't reply. He didn't reply.

But apparently he didn't see it. Sounds like you got beef with your girlfriend. We were misdirecting that anger. We were not dating at the time. I don't actually have beef with anybody. But, yeah, she told me that's funny. That is funny. What makes you bring it up right now what is for today come on dude. I'm going to the big game I gotta hear about this

What if? imagine If Boston with the boys started and and like and if Taylor was still a single guy and he had banged your girlfriend What would you do that would be so tough? What's up like we're the new guys like bustusting with the boys we'd be doing this fucking interview right now hello darkness my old friend it just zooms out and i'll tell you what like taylor's one of those guys definitely wouldn't want him banging my girl yeah it's not a guy you want to meet with yeah i just picture him drinking through the fish banging banging his girl like, nope, don't want you on top of her.

Yeah, just crying at home by yourself like, fuck, I can't do nothing. Yeah, it is like, what am I going to do? We had this discussion recently. Like if a big athlete were to, you know, hit on your girl, grab your girl, do something, like there's nothing you can do about it. You can't stop it. You know what I mean? Hey, man, hey, hey man hey she's taken yeah i don't know somebody's here though clearly i got nothing to do here i'll go home actually you know you keep the key you let yourself in whenever you need to be i give taylor Taylor my key. I was going to say, just take over, dude. Just slide in.

There's nothing I can do here. I love it, man. Well, Boston has been a huge, huge addition to the team, and you guys have been great about it. And carrying the For the Boys torch, man, it's been great. Dude, I saw that five-year post. That's a banger post, bro. Getting all those guys saying stuff.

There's a lot of history there. I love leading off with fucking Slick Willie. He's a murderer, by the bro. Yeah, man. Getting all those guys saying stuff. There's a lot of history there. I love leading off with fucking Slick Willie. Yeah. He's a murderer, by the way. He kills people. Adam Sandler was... Yeah. Sandler was in that.

Sandler had a bunch. Sandler was holding signs about it, I think. Dude, you... I mean, that's a quick video, but if we were to compile all of them... I mean, there was a period

of time where it was like, name a celebrity. They've said for the boys at some point. Yeah. It's wild. That's got to be sick, right? It's fun. Yeah, it's awesome. Were've said for the boys at some point. It's wild. That's got to be sick, right? It's fun.

Yeah, it's awesome. Were you the creator? Yeah, he was the one. I was. You're crushing it with the one-minute man. I'll tell you what, and this is going to be funny, how oblivious I am to any negative comments out there. I didn't know you had haters until the Dave Portnoy episode comes out.

Oh, yeah. I didn't even know. That was when Dave mentioned minute, man, just – When Dave mentioned me as in the top – Top five. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it ended up being the most hate I've ever gotten because people were like, why the fuck is he in this list? Comment after comment, you're just like, what the fuck is wrong?

What's going on with you to make you hate – I was like, oh, wow, that's pretty flattering. Dave didn't completely forget about me and everything I've done here. And then the rest of the day I was like, I wish he didn't say that. I wish he didn't say that. I wish I was like, oh, wow, that's pretty flattering. Dave didn't completely forget about me and everything I've done here. And then the rest of the day I was like, I wish he didn't say that. I wish I was top six. I wish I was on an outfit. Just punishing yourself. But, yeah, man, it's been great.

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